Unhappy Birthday

Good evening, gentle listeners, all watchers and welcome to "Destractable!" this episode. Mushroomy Mark invites Ron, suggests budget death-match and has a deflating day. Windy Way despises foam. Dreams of Elon gets pundit in Pokemon by X and fouls the foul. Beauty barb destroys Ellen's bush, defends Allium sepper, rejects celebrations, and burns his buttocks from the greatest of friends to blasting the bangles. It's time for unhappy birthday. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome to "Destractable!" the only podcast that I would recommend if someone asked me what my favorite podcast was named "Destractable." Yes, I'm your host, Markiplier! Here with my greatest friends in the world, Bob and Wade. They're not my best friends, they're my greatest friends. That better or worse. That's an important and hurtful distinction, thank you, Mark. You wouldn't say it's my best enemy. You would say my greatest enemy, right? I don't know if I have a greatest enemy, but syntactically, I have to agree with you on that one, yes. You understand the difference, but you do have a greatest friend in me, just like that guy, Ron DeSantis, saying in Toy Story, you got the greatest friend in me. Ron DeSantis? Yeah, they actually had Ron DeSantis re-record for Toy Story 5. It's a new, it's, you know, I think it's working. I think this is progress. It's healing the divide, just like this podcast does every week. How do you maybe want to make jokes, but I can't make the jokes. Try to avoid these jokes. What jokes? Come on, make it. You can sense it. That's why there's no books in Toy Story. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Letters, make me like, make me look funnier and more approachable, so it's funny. What does that mean? I think it means, you know, that game, there's like a GMOD mode where the scary thing is it's a fucking JPEG, a squared image. Come on, actually, I think that's you approaching the camera very fast. Yeah. They only need the image. Anyway, we're off to a riot of start. We're going to have special guests like Ron DeSantis will be on the podcast as soon as the answers are called. And then equivalent, sleek, cool guests will be rolling through the doors. We change our podcast entirely from a podcast of three friends being idiots to a pure rotating guest interview show. What if we have a whole bunch of guests and we just make them all do like a battle royale type feature every episode, and we do nothing? I think people would tune in for that. Yeah, they would they would do that. Yeah, I'm sure. Ron DeSantis versus Mickey Mouse versus Evantris crew. Well, he's Mickey Mouse, the real person going to be Mickey. No, it's perfect. It's like, it's like a real life version of celebrity deathmatch. It's it's like that, but it's real. That's it. That's the whole idea. Perfect. We're going to take the Evantris crew and we're going to have each of their personas from different campaigns. Not your favorite ones. Trust me. Can't afford those guys. Chuckles not going to be in there. No, no, no, no. Not a Ford Chuckles. How do we get them, trick them into what we call it? Like distract a cop Markiplier con when they come for that. Thank you for acknowledging. What was the? What was the really crappy one with like the little ball pit nothing else? Dashcon. Maybe I think I was conflating that one with fire festival. The name fire festivals in my brain. Those are not similar things at all. Yeah. What was the ball pit convention? The whole ball pit such a new situation. What you get 50 to get five free extra minutes of the ball pit or whatever the whole thing. That was Dashcon. That joke. That meme. It's not a meme. It actually happened, but that's so funny. Fire festival was a live music festival that was hosted in kind of part of an island in the Bahamas. Fire remember correctly. It was no supplies, no nothing. It was like a luxury experience. They brought him out to this island and they had nothing there. They had like a field with like a hundred FEMA tents in it and like some Styrofoam box lunch sandwiches and it was a whole thing. There's some really great, you know, like YouTube commentary, rundowns of it if you want to learn more. They're all over the place. That'd be the coolest way to kill me on an island. You like give me all the supplies I need, but you put them in Styrofoam. So I'm like, guess I'll die. Hey, there's a video idea. I'm going to give you a point because we're going to do that now or a Styrofoam survival. This podcast is going to become Mr. Beast. My friend tries to live on Styrofoam island for one week. I'll give you partial credit, Bob. It wasn't your idea, but I feel like you are going to be in on it when we actually do it. I'll be like the one who's on the island secretly to torment Wade. I'm going to give you a Styro point. Every time there's a Styro point, it gives a Styro squeaks sound effect. Okay, you can't hear it, but you know that it will be happening. So you could imagine it. Imagine it really vividly. When you listen back to the podcast to review it, you'll hear all those re-lissons you put it in Distractable. They're Neil suffer. I would probably I would watch a bunch of our clips, but God, I hate me. I can't stand watching myself or listen to myself. So I don't like, I'm like, oh man, I love listen to Mark and Bob. Oh, fuck, I'm talking again. Let's skip it. Sorry. Oh, man. No, I get that. And not about you. Even though that is funny, but I feel the same way about myself. I can't do it. You would take after all this time. Do you feel like you're over that Mark? I feel like you've seen so much of your own. Like you did the movie as a whole other level of you saw yourself from so many angles and doing so much like are you still cringed out by yourself? No, not at all. No. He watches the podcast and takes a sharpie. He colors over us. So it's just him. And he's like Wolverine holding the photo like, God, I love Distract Applier. Listen, I have Sam added out a separate cut that is just my camera. And it still changes to the three person there, but it's all me every single one of them is just me seeing me like Mark act like me would be uncomfortable. That would that would I would make these were so different. No, wow. In what way? I'm bald or not. I'm an idiot. You're smart. All right. Okay. I like this. I like this. We have different ways of not focusing. I just like, well, how can I make this into a really funny joke? Wait, what do you think? Are we talking about fuck? We just have we're just we're just different. Any other differences? You want to comment on specifically? Maybe one that'll lose your points? No, not today. Well, at least I could feel better about myself. If I lose, well, wait is trying to win. All right. So what we usually do with this juncture is we go into small talk. Would you guys like to do that or would you like to skip the small talk? If you're saying you have an absolute banger episode and you don't want to waste all the time on small talk, I'm okay with that. I would love to do some small talk. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. We're recording this later in the evening the next day that we usually record because I had to cancel yesterday. We hopped into a call because as you guys know, I was like, oh, I got to win. You will again. But after we after we like, yeah, we can reschedule. I was like, man, I had some really good small talk for today too. And I only remember one of my small talks. And that's the weird dream I had about being an Elon Musk's bedroom where he had a comforter that was white and gold, like embroidered the head his name at the feet. That's a really good small talk. Yeah. But it was weird because like he was trying to explain to me, he's like, I'm not really the way you think I am. The aliens are making me behave this way because we have to concede. Like, he was like convincing me that aliens were in control of everything. It was a weird dream. Oh, it's a dream. I thought this was real. You know, I missed that party. Yeah, I was in Elon's house yesterday. I'm a big Elon guy. Look, if it's going to end, let it end, all right. I can understand that. You may call for me. He's like, he's the only one who understands. I styled my entire existence after Ellen. Okay. It is Ellen Musk. I'm a huge degenerous fan. I mean, who is on these days? Is Ellen, degener is still doing things I can't remember? Didn't it turn out she was like a crazy monster who was really mean to everyone who worked for her and it was a whole and then she got like canceled off the everything. Now she just shows up at the Super Bowl sitting next to George Bush for some reason. Is that true? I don't. You just made a lot of statements. I never heard. It was like a picture that went around. I have no idea the context at all. I just know that that picture does exist. It was like, I don't know if it isn't the Super Bowl. It's like a big football game or something. And it was Ellen degenerous sitting next to George Bush. And my brain was like, whoa, is it, whoa, is it 2004 already? Whoa. Yeah. So way to catch you up on this. Actually, should we tell them the guy sitting in front of Ellen in this picture is the guy who like welcomes people to the Hall of Fame. That's kind of fun. The guy, the big guy who wears the, who goes around and tells people they got in, make some cry on TV. It was funny. If you go to Ellen degenerous's Wikipedia page, there is no mention of any controversies at all. Oh, I guess I must have hallucinated that. Oh no, wait. There's something. Okay. Ah, allegations of onside bullying and retirement. Oh, I thought a lot of the daytime TV just kind of like died from content platforms that people hated us because of that. Like, I think her show kind of went down with her, but I do think daytime TV is not in a great place right now. And then Dr. Phil have a whole bunch of like crazy stuff going on right now too. Dr. Phil. You should go. The face you made. I feel like I sinned. I'm so Sorry, I mean, if you, if you don't know how Dr. Phil is in recent years, no, I don't, I know you're under a rock for most of things and I am too, but like you don't know, no, the last time I saw Dr. Phil, he was in like scary movie 13 cutting off Shaq's leg or something. I don't know. That's like scary movie three, wasn't it? He was in four, which isn't yet not as good because Dr. Phil wasn't. I didn't know he had a last name, barely has a last name, but we're all I didn't know that either. I'm learning things today. It's not a safe extent, but this is like that bit from the Kodo Prime podcast or the guy is like, what, finance here? Jeff Epstein? What? Have you see, have you seen that bit way? No, I live under there's, yeah, everyone's Conan's trying to tell us what goes like, yeah, disgraced finance here, how to an island, like just sex trafficking. He's dead also. Just like, you tell me no way. Where are we talking about the same guy? My friend, my good friend, Jeff Epstein, you're talking about somebody else. No, you guys may stop, man. That's good, good joke, Conan. Good prank. You got me. Did I just learn about Bernie Madoff like a month ago? I'm so behind on these things. At least we still have in run, right? You still got that stock. Those certificates sitting in your bank fault are definitely going to pay off. I really do live under a rock. Yeah, but that's why we're here to try to get you out from under that rock. I don't know. I feel like I'm usually happier under the rock. On the rock is underrated. I feel like Squidward's person knows a lot. Patrick lives under a rock and I much rather be like Patrick. I think the only thing about under rock is you have to have to be kind of lucky and then have a privilege to be able to exist under rock. Not everyone gets to do that though. Well, I feel guilty about living under my rock. I really like my rock. No, look, enjoy it. I'm not trying to kill you. I did give Bob a not under rock point. So for exposing himself to the dangers and horrors that are outside of the rock, I don't want to do that anymore. I ignorance is such bliss. If there's one thing I've learned knowledge is suck. I just want to eat my steak. At least I know that reference guys. I know that reference. You know that reference from 1999. God damn. He's bald. He likes steak. He's bald. You identified with him and you didn't understand why until you two were bald. I know I was like, I hate this guy. I love this guy. I have something about that scene that I have to ask you guys because it's been said since that movie that that guy, the actor who did that scene is like a strict vegetarian and in that scene, he actually ate a mushroom. And I had to go back to that scene and I'm like, I'm looking at the piece of meat, quote unquote on his fork. And I'm like, I swear to fuck, that's a piece of steak. There is no way in hell. They made a piece of mushroom look like that, especially when he's chewing it. It's on the fork. I don't believe that it's a mushroom. The shot where he has it, because he has the fork upside down and he's holding it and there's like a very tight shot of a huge fucking long good steak. I've heard multiple different things. I've heard that like he just really didn't like steak. And that was the scene. And so he just did it. And he had he was like forcing himself to eat it was like steak. I heard he was like a vegetarian or I don't know what the truth is, but I've heard lots of rumors that that whole scene for the people on set was like kind of funny kind of fucked up because that dude did not want to eat that steak at all. And the whole dialogue was about how much the steak was delicious. He shouldn't want to award for being the guy who like betrayed all of his friends for a steak he didn't even want the golden globe for willing to do the most to sacrifice their personal values just to be in a movie goes to that guy. Look, props people can do some seriously fucking magic bullshit so like I wouldn't be surprised if it was just mushrooms and they just did some some magic shit to it. I know see that's what I don't believe. I would love to see a video of some prop food person that actually made a mushroom look like that because that look like the tastiest steak I've ever had in my life. Maybe we've been doing it all wrong. Maybe we just want mushrooms and mark maybe I you know I've seen some mushroom burgers I've seen stuff like that but usually it's minced or it's like a whole portabello is like I don't think I feel like people need to back off on the whole portabello. Oh, it's approximately the size of a burger patty. So is a very small cow pie. I do not want either of those things on a burger bun. I like mushrooms, but one whole fucking portabello grilled up and shoved in a burger. Bun is not a burger. It's gross. It's also not a pizza crust pizza people. Oh, it's just like a little personal pizza. No, it's not it's like a huge fucking two years gross mushroom with cheese melted on it for some reason. You're speaking my language. I'm not I'm not a mushroom get don't like the texture love the flavor in other things I can't deal with the texture and the knowledge that I'm eating a mushroom right. I'm like that with onions. Okay, well, okay, come on onions are great. Okay, mushrooms is like one of my favorite things to eat, but not that that's an abomination and did you say you don't like onion. I don't the texture of onions drives me nuts by like onion flavor like when you powders the stuff like what you like don't like what you don't like but onions are delicious and that's a tragedy. Gotta get those onions in there. That's the base of flavor. That's where the flavor is as a texture guy. I love eating onions. I do I we did an in his videos like we bought like way too many onions. That is one of my favorite in his honest videos that lives in my head. Just you guys fucking calling each face time each other back and forth with your huge stupid bowls of onions and both of you just be like. Oh God, I thought it would destroy my body. I was fine. It was completely fine. So I was like, oh, this is going to I'm going to pay for this tomorrow. So fine. Not an issue at all. That is surprising. I didn't I assumed it was bad. No, no, it was it was a okay. I was good to go. Did your whole house just like smell like onions for a month or anything crazy. Yes, that did yeah, that was a thing, but at least it wasn't pure garlic. I feel like if I just tried to fry garlic. Oh God, that would be tough. All right, everyone got their small talk out. I might have knee surgery. You'll be fine. Well, okay, so my time is episode heirs. I'll hopefully have the results of the MRI. I'm having tomorrow, which is a weird thing to say. You will been having had to have knee surgery. Well, at least I'll have the MRI done, but the theory is a meniscus there partial there right now. I will give you a conditional point where if it is bad and you need to get it surgery for it, I will give you a point for now. This is a conditional point this past weekend. I was a man again. Oh my God, you get a man point. Oh my God, another baby for different kind of man. My brother and law and I built a box often. It's basically coffin sized. Yes, it's a it's a deck box. You'll see it weighed when you come over on Saturday. Is that what I've been fighting over? Not for you, not for you, not for you. You're going to see it weighed. Well, see what the I will see what the MRI says, but no, it's a it's like a deck box for the backyard to go by the pool. And it's like a fuck it's one of those projects where we built like a frame and then we covered the outside of the frame. Then we put the bottom. Then we put a lid on it. And at each for including the frame phase at each phase, we like put it had it assembled and we're like, ah, that step is done. And then we like turned it or whatever to work on it. And we picked it up together. And we're like, ooh, that's getting kind of heavy like, oh shit. And at the when we finish it, it's the fucking heaviest media box made of mostly just pressure treated wood. What do you put in it? Like pool noodles and floaties. And I'll just it's sort of like shit to go in the backyard that needs to go with the pool like pool chemicals and the pool cleaner guy thing that you tossed in there that sucks up all the dirt off the bottom. And can I hire you to make something for me? Well, the second out of the story is it was really fucking hot. And I almost died. But maybe if you if you can hire me to do it not when it's 96 degrees and 90%. No, we'll pick it up Saturday. You climbing your coffin. I'll load your, I'll load your box in your car. Whatever you need, man. One of the things I've struggled to find Molly likes having bird feeders out. She likes watching the birds eat different bird seed and stuff. Finding a box to store bird seed in is actually fucking difficult. Because we don't want to just like in our garage because then like nice and shit when I get into it so that tracks things in your garage. But like finding any kind of like storage container that keeps out like insects and mice or like if you get like one of the plastic containers like we've had raccoons just tear into them and destroy it to get to it in your garage though. Not in the garage. We were trying to find one like for the back deck just to keep it outside like by the bird feeders in the garage. We could probably have pretty much anything. Yeah, well, I could tell you the best case for that is look for large dog food plastic containers. But I could build you like a surround for that so that it's like a hardwood box with a plastic tub inside so that it has an airtight seal, but also it looks nicer and records can't tear into it. I'm going to forget this. But if one of us remembers we should talk about it Saturday. I'll build you in our seasonal bird seed box. I think if I do that, that's going to have to be like a bounty though. Like I'll film it and that'll be that'll be a bounty for the show. I was just going to pay you for it. But yeah, sure, if you'd rather point something sure. We're going to have to put some input ourselves into the bounties because maybe maybe also like instead of just adding things to the wheel, the host needs to add a bounty. I feel like we were obligated to do something like that. You don't like the options that were accumulating. No, no, they're good options. But it's like, yeah, I would love you to be able to build something like that. But it's like the audience isn't going to agree to that. There's no way. We got to make it official. We got to have an official pipeline. Oh, I don't care. They don't. - This isn't a democracy, that was a lie. The Constitution is meaningless, that was a lie. - I agree with that. Obligations on the host, man, hold on, where's my veto stick? Obligations, hold on. - There's no veto, where did you get this idea that there was a veto stick? If there's no veto stick, you come out of the Constitution episodes with this strange idea that was never talked about in the entire episode. Suddenly you're like, it's 'cause it just sits there while you and I are talking about what's actually happening. And he's like, we should have a veto stick. - I've had this napkin for at least three seconds now. I've just been waiting to use it. - Yeah, but you could say these ideas in the Constitution episodes, but you don't. You just say like, I don't like that one. I don't like that one. And then if you have, I could be about the veto stick, but it's also like the veto, I concept is also in this thing, you know? - Yeah, but I know how chance works. (laughing) I've started by doing, do you know what I've spent on Pokemon cards? Do you know how rare it is to get like a really good hit on Pokemon cards? - I know, I've learned the gamblers life, but I need to get out. - Or you could become more addicted to it. What if we had rare coins? - I think it might be one of those cases where the only way out is through. - I have probably spent close to 9K on Pokemon cards. - What's that like, six Pokemon cards? - These days? - Yes. - I have bought six cards. - Well, it's gonna pay dividends, right? It's gonna pay money back. - I got scammed in one. I got scammed once. - You got Pokemon scammed? - A box was verified, shipped to us, and I opened it up, and someone had like surgically taken the box and opened it and perfectly resealed it, but they opened all of the packs in like the most perfect, like surgical way, taken out the valuable cards. They were filled with nothing but shit. It was just like awful like, valueless like, here's your online card, everyone throws away. Here's all these commons that no one wants. And like all, it was like 10 packs in the thing were all replaced with shitty cards. I'd already gotten rid of the box 'cause I was stupid and I was like, "Oh, I'm just gonna go ahead and recycle it." It was cycling days, so I got rid of the box. So whenever I messaged him, I was like, "Hey, I know I'm probably not gonna get a refund for this, "but at least don't buy from this seller." They're like, "You have proof?" I was like, "Well, no, but I'm not even asking for a refund. "I'm just telling you, this guy's gonna scam." - Well, we can't stop unless you have proof. - They don't want it stuff. You should coffeezilla them, bro. - If only you had a platform where you could say their name. - I don't know their name, 'cause it was like anonymous. It was through a third party site. I gave them the number on the box. I was like, "Okay, they'll probably track it, they'll know." And they know who they got it from, even though I don't know. So I was like, "You can stop this, I can't." - That was out the proof. - How do you know that the people you bought from didn't do it? - I don't want to put them on blast, but this was stock X. - My initial instinct was whatever third party touched this might have totally been in on the situation. - They seemed like a pretty big site, so that'd be a weird one for them to put the neck on the line for it, but someone in their employee could have done it. - If stock X is one of those big websites that does a lot of those kind of things, it's kind of like a more organized eBay or maybe less organized. So really, it's just like, they do verification, but there's always a chance someone doing the verification doesn't know. So this was professionally done. I guarantee you that thing was already tampered with when they got, they looked at it and was like, "It seems good and then passed it along to you." - Some ocean's 11 Pokemon card scam shit. - The way this was opened, Reese, like even whenever I was, like I was looking at the cards, knowing I got scanned that I was like, "Man, this is so good, am I scam?" Maybe this is just really bad luck. Is this like the opposite of a God pack? Did I get a turd pack? Like is that possible? And then they were all turds and it's like, "Well, that's probably unlikely." But it was professionally, I was professionally scammed. - Yeah, that's why you should never buy anything like that. - Not in person. - Well, thank God I don't have more orders already purchased on the way, but I'm not bought any scents. (laughing) - Oops, lesson learned almost in time. - This is why I don't get hobbies. I don't dip my toe, I dive in and fucking, I'm like, I mean, that's, man, Pokemon card, I don't get it. I've never been a Pokemon fan, but it's like that whole thing where the value of them has exploded in the way that it is. I don't understand. One of my first packs, I pulled a $340 card and then the addiction started and I couldn't get away from it, right? - I think I pretty with you, Mark. I like intellectually, I understand why those cards sell for early amounts they sell for, but unlike a personal level, I just can't fathom why that's the case and that's the world that we live in because I get that investments are very speculative and there's a whole world of investing and you have to shit like CalShi and speculative markets and whatever, but Pokemon cards, especially it's like, it's kids to, can't we just like kids play with those? They're fun. - I would love for the scalpers up to root everything. - They're great. Can't we just let kids buy those packs for like three bucks at the store and go home and open and be like, "Oh, I got a Pikachu, whoa." - You know what, I want to bring back Beanie Bik. Can we bring back Beanie Babies? Can we make Beanie Babies popular again? - Mandy's mom saved her extensive collection of Beanie Babies and we've been dulling them out to James and some classics for my youth have resurfaced and it's awesome. He has the parrot and he has the frog. - Yeah, legs, is it legs the frog? - Yeah, and the rainbow caterpillar, which was one of my personal favorites as a kid. - I wanna bring, I want Beanie Babies to be popular again. - I don't think it's gonna happen, but it could maybe. - We could do a lot of scams, we-- - Scam, what? - We could buy a Beanie Baby Theater. - We could, he's gonna open a card shop with me? - We collectively could do a lot of damage in the world if we wanted to, right? - Chat viewers, listeners, audience, the same guest. Do you guys wanna-- - Chat? - What scam do you want us to pull? - We could turn evil and we could do so much. - I'm bald, I'm half way there. - I've constantly tried to make episodes where it's like, how do we make money fast and get evil quick? And I'm like, man, that could be this episode. - That is the end of my small talk. Yeah, I was a man, it was really hot, we built a box. - Well, I was sick. - I was sick on my birthday. - My birthday! - You mean Bob and Mandy's anniversary? You were sick on their anniversary? - No, whoa, it's this birthday first. - Chronologically, but we're leveling importance. - I'll do that. - I just wanna know if you guys have had any disappointing birthdays because I gotta tell you, I had everything planned, everything was so good. It was so sad because like the people at Cloak were planning me like a birthday surprise. - Oh no, I couldn't show up on Monday because I was sick. And then I didn't show up on Tuesday because I was still sick and I showed up this morning. And it was such an under like, not for them, but it's like clearly, this had been sitting there a while. And Lucy is like, I didn't tell them that I was showing up. So it was like, one of them was running like, oh, wait, and then they went into my office and they did something, they came back out. And I'm like, oh yeah, I gotta film this. And they're like, no, you, well you, it was awkward. Like, they're, go, go, yeah, go ahead. And I go in there with my phone. I'm like, all right, here I go. And I open the door and I see there's a GoPro on there filming me. Oh, and I look around and it was, it's decorations that were clearly put up over the weekend. And there's bags of talkies like from the roof. It's very nice. It was very sweet. There's faces of me half of them were falling off. Half of them are drooped out. The tape has been pulled. One of the bags says he's like, it was on my desk. Just fall over the string flopped over the side. And I looked around. There's just balloons kind of like half a thing. It's just post apocalyptic birthday. It was lovely. It was really lovely. But it's like, man, oh, man, what a, what a, what an, and then like they bring out the cake. And they're like, how be birthday? And I'm, I'm mass stuffy. I was just so I don't, you know, it's not on anyone. I don't think of contagious visits like a best of a way. And then they're like, they bring out the thing. They like the candles and they hand me a plate and being like, don't blow on it. (laughing) And I'm like, oh, they hand me a paper plate so I can wave it on the birthday candles. That's what I did. And I got them all out, but it was really, really, you could tell that the energy, energy wasn't there, as much as it could be. Those decorations are designed to be up on the wall for like an hour, tops, their limits. And that's just really unfortunate timing. But, yeah, I'm, I'm painting a much worse picture than it was because I think it was only a couple of things that were slightly down, but did I picture and Leon going back to Raccoon City and seeing like, welcome Leon, all over the fucking ground. (laughing) When the employees is dead, where the party has a happy birthday markiplier. - Dad, when the cooking police is dead in a corner, when Mark's not around, who knows what happens? - I just wanna hear about disappointing birthdays. If you don't have any, I'm sure you know of someone that's had the worst birthday. I have a worst birthday for not me, but it was my birthday. I don't know how old I was. It was probably early high school, it's probably like nine through 10th grade. Friends and I went out to like, we used to have like a neighborhood basketball court and pools, we went out, we played basketball, swimming the pool a bit, and we came back. We hadn't eaten all day, we were starving. We had KFC, I think because we had so many people, we just did like a, like I was gonna do my birthday, they didn't like my favorite meal a different day, 'cause it was a lot more in depth. They're just getting like food for a bunch of people. So we had like KFC. Everyone's like, all right, it's your birthday. You, you get yours first, birthday boy. And I had an unexpected sneeze while filling my plate. I sneezed all over the bucket of chicken. - Oh my god. - Everyone is starving. They're standing behind me with their plates out. And I sneeze all over the fucking chicken bucket. And one of my friends just puts his plate down and sits down. And you'd think like he just lost a family member, dude, I've never seen such disappointment in my life. I'm calling this point Kentucky sneeze chicken. It was, it's really funny and hindsight, - Everyone but me was so just like, fuck. - Like, didn't even cover, how old were you? Wasn't just a ninth grade. It was one of those, like, you don't even feel coming on. It was just like, I'm gonna, but you, like, just hit. - I've never had that. - Yeah, I've definitely had ones where I like, barely got away, or like, I dove out of the way with like, oh, into my shoulder or something. I've never just straight up and like, (grunts) right onto something like a huge plate of food for the whole party or something. It was really good, it was good chicken for me. - Yeah, did you eat it all, or how the-- - I ate a lot, no one else. I guess everyone else was too picky of an eater or something. - It's really only on the top layer, you just gotta carve that down and get to the bottom pieces, yeah. - Except you, you reached all the way down to the bottom for your piece. - Like, he's done my hand and reached at the bottom. He's like, here, you guys get the rest. That's the first one that comes to mind. - Bob, any disappointing or underwhelming birthdays? - Just gotta be myself, a bidger could say, my birthday has never been a thing I was that, that into nothing stands out as horrendous birthdays. I had probably the biggest swing in birthdays between my 30th and 31st birthdays in terms of what was happening. You were at my 30th birthday, both of you guys were. It was very fun. South in California, we did the go cards. I was not there, weren't you there? I didn't make it for that one. I have a memory of you being there. I guess Mark, Mark's there. - I think he drove up, but I think Ryan and stuff where I can't remember why we couldn't make it. - Yeah, I remember Ryan and Johan. Anyway, like lots of people showed up. Mandy's put on a big thing for my 30th. It was very fun. I had a huge burn on my ass 'cause one of the go cards I drove at that place, the seat was broken and I was basically, my butt was against the engine the whole time I was driving. So I literally had a burn on the side of my ass cheek for like six months after that, 'cause it was really deep and really bad. - Holy shit. - What if it didn't care? It was awesome. It was really bad for it. It looked gross for a while. I went to the doctor. They're kinda like, "What the fuck are you doing?" I was like, "Look, man, am I gonna live?" Or what? He's like, "Catch, cover that up. God, it's nasty." But anyway, so that was my 30th birthday was in October of 2019. And then my 31st birthday was in October of 2020. I don't remember the exact circumstances of why, but I don't seem to recall hanging out with anybody or seeing any other human beings in person for what felt like months before and after that birthday. Just a real big swing from like my best birthday I've ever had on my 30th to October 2020 birthday. But so it goes, you know? - I think I had COVID on my birthday in 2020. I think Molly and I were flying back from Arizona and we barely got one of the last flights before they're kind of like shut everything down. I think when we got home, we were both like, "I don't feel so good." We had like a stack of those take home COVID tests and we both took one or whatever and we were like, "We also got fucking stuck in Santa Fe at the start of COVID." And he had a work thing that weren't was like, "She had to go to a conference or something." And we were like, "Oh, it's, we could go to Santa Fe. "We'd never been there. "It's supposed to be really beautiful." There's like, you know, there's this. Was it actually there? - It's cool. Santa Fe is a very interesting place. It's in like, what's it? It's in the high desert technically or whatever. It was cold 'cause it was in the end of February of 2020. But we like did it and it was nice and we, we were friends with people that she worked with. So like, she did our work stuff, but then we hung out with her work colleagues after our sort of and we had some good, went out for some fun dinners. It was very cool. But it was literally like, we flew home from that and then the next day the COVID started. If we had, if it had been a week later, I think I don't know what would have happened, but we've been fucking stranded in Santa Fe or something. It was just like, not close to where we were living in the San Francisco area at that time. - That time period feels like such a fever dream. You guys ever go back and watch Bobo Burnham inside and be like, "Oh, I've still never seen it at all." - It's such a like time capsule. And for me, it was like such an accurate representation of the like, the way COVID felt as it sort of went on. It's weird to go back and watch it now because it's like a, it's like a flashback. Like it's like a weird trauma flashback thing. But also, it's very funny. - I wanted to check it out at some point. I keep here, I have heard a lot of the songs, but no, I've never seen it. - The songs are most of it. If you heard the songs, like you kind of get the idea. - This year I spent my entire birthday driving back from Atlanta and there was a really, really bad accident on 75 down near Atlanta, Georgia that caused this like a three hour delay. A bunch of people got like hurt, semis flipped over to think people died and we were stuck in that kind of traffic and stuff. And that whole combination of things was like, happy birthday. - Sorry, I'm not laughing at you just said, like crash car crash people died. I just imagined you in there surrounded by death and man be like, I don't even know, it's my birthday. What the hell, there's a terrible surprise. - How are these gonna, how are these gonna crash cars on my birthday? - You drive by the ambulance. - Yeah, thanks asshole, it's my birthday. - Who caused this, who caused this? I just point to a body bag, I flip it off. It's really fucked up. - Yeah, why would you do that man? God, geez. - And this crazy thought, you know how some people say like we should be on a 13 month thing. Like it should be 13 months and this should be 28 days in a month, who would all line up or something like that. - Yeah, so that the calendar is more like even and yeah. - What would happen to the people whose birthday's got expunged? - Oh, fuck those guys. - Wouldn't everyone's birthday be different? - October 18th would still be October 18th, I mean, it's whatever. - Well, no, wouldn't you take the least shift, 'cause if you were born like January 1st, the 28th, you'd be the same. - No, that's what I'm saying is you don't do that. You don't do that. - Oh. - Those dates that are cut off are effectively deleted from reality. Those people might snap out of existence if we did that change, but that's how it should be. - What if you pick your own new birthday in the new mystery month? Like there's a 13th month now and then you get to have a special birthday. I'm assuming this change is 13 month calendar change is in a accompaniment with some sort of revelatory societal change. You could call it your rebirth day, right? 'Cause you're being re-bored into the new republic with 13 months and it's led by, I don't know, the high priest or whatever, some, whatever. - Here's the worst birthday. The day before your birthday, the rebirth happens and you're like, by the way, your birthday's no longer tomorrow. It's like, but I had this whole, not your birthday anymore. - I mean, you could still pick tomorrow. It would just be your rebirth day. And you'd have to get it proved by the city council slash high priestess, but like-- - You have to have your birthday approved. - But you know-- - Here's the paper work. Can I please have, hmm, third of June's a bit busy, sorry. - Well, I do feel like if we're gonna reassign a bunch of people, you have to pick in the new month. - Yeah, what is even the new month called? - I'm pretty sure it'd be called New Brewery. - Do you go from like January 30th to 13th, you wear Eads? - Okay, this is, I look on Wikipedia, it says it's undisimber. Not December, undisimber. - Mine are way better. Newtober. - What's your birthday? - Third of undisimber. - They're just like, Maine, or Maine's a state. - What? - Maine, you know, it's called Maine, Maine. - The fourth of Maine. (laughing) - I got four hours of sleep. - People who have birthdays on Maine Fourth, who live anywhere near Fourth Street, didn't-- - Oh, it's like Maine, that's why I thought, okay, I feel a little bit better. I was like, man, Maine really feels like a month. - You guys know I share a birthday with Eddie Murphy, Marlon Brando, Alec Baldwin, Kobe Smolders? - They don't list me. Whenever I looked up April 3rd birthdays, they don't list me. - I share a birthday with Elon Musk. - I dreamed of him. (laughing) Or it was real, I guess I don't know anymore. - Guys, I share a birthday with Abraham von Rebeck, right? Rebeck, Rebe Heik. - Rebeck. - He was the governor of general of the Dutch East Indies from 1709 to 1713, so that's not great. - Amanda Bynes? - Jane Goodall? - Wait, my fucking birthday is so strange. I share a birthday with someone named Kyler Emory, Elon Musk, me, Henry VIII of England, Mel Brooks. - I was just like, what the fuck, why is, by the way, why is Henry VIII the fourth most famous birthday for Jane Twainth? - Oh, Zach Efron. - So, our own mom, Donnie's birthday is October 18th. What a random thing. - Is it bad that first, on famous birthdays, they list me as the second most famous birthday with the first name Wade. Wade's not even actually my first name. - All right, okay. But we're real in this episode a little bit. Let's shift gears since we got, we're running on a birthday of things. What other random bullshit can make me laugh? I'm sick, that was my other thought is, I'm sick, make me, tell me fun stories. - Look, I had another birthday, it wasn't mine, but it was my fault. So, when Mandy and I got together, I honestly don't remember the full context, but we were looking at like stars in the sky. Like, we were just hanging out talking, and we were like, picked out a Ryan's belt in the sky. I believe Mandy did. And I didn't really know, I still don't really know too much about like constellations, but she picked that out and we talked about it. And she's like, oh, that's a Ryan's belt. It became kind of a thing. I'm like, oh, look, a Ryan's belt. Which we still do on occasion. And so far, the first birthday that she had while we were together, her birthday's on Christmas Eve December 24th. I was like, I know what I'll do. This will be a great idea. I'll get her a charm bracelet, and I'll get three star charms. And it'll be like a Ryan's belt. And that's really cute, 'cause that's a thing we do. Great, this will be a great new boyfriend birthday present. And I gave it to her and she was very polite about it, but her reaction was clearly kind of like, "Oh, cool." And like, I wasn't too torn up because I'm not a very good gift giver, but I'm aware of that. So, yeah, maybe it sounds good as I thought. We talked about it and I was like, "You didn't seem to like your thing. Like, why can't you exchange it? Like, I'm not. If you, there's a better present, I'd rather get you something you like." And she's like, "Oh, no, it's nice. I just already have like three of these." And I was like, "That's weird." Not for me. She's like, "Oh, yeah." And like, several other guys I dated before we got together. We sort of did the Orion's belt thing and they thought it would be a cute idea. So, I like, I have a bunch of these already. She opens a drawer. There's just like falling out bracelets. I was like, "Oh, that makes sense why you would kind of have a weird reaction to that. That's a lot. That makes a lot of sense." She was very nice about it. Obviously, things panned out. But that was, I don't even think she was that upset, but that was really awkward because she had to be like, "Oh, you know all those other guys I dated. They had to exact same idea." And I'm pretty sure some of theirs were way nicer than those one you got me. So, I just love that you all have the same through thread of, yeah, the thing we do is we look for Orion's belt. Just like, we chatted top and Michael. Never occurred to me that she was set that up with, it was like a test with every guy that she was with. Look, Orion's belt. Like, see how he reacts when you point out Orion's belt. They all did it wrong. Yeah, yours was the best belt. She got me a gift that I still wear and use, which was I don't have it on right now, actually. But it's a ring that I still wear frequently and have worn likes since you get to me. And it's very nice. And I got her a thing that I'm pretty sure she threw away at some point in the next three months because she already had one and she probably couldn't tell the difference and was like, "Oh, I should keep the one from Bob. I'll keep this one." Makes the drawer dumps into a bag. I'm one of these and that's probably the one. Some goodwill somewhere in Cincinnati has like 19 charm bracelets with three stars on them. It worked out. It's fine. So, I got you a point for that. Anything else you guys got? What's going on? Man, what's going on in the world? No, not like that. No, no. Oh, okay. I was like, what's wrong, my ugly? Yeah, wait, what the fuck is going on with you, man? A lot, man. I don't know if you've looked at the scoreboard lately, but come on. Look, this is not going to be freshly topical by the time this episode comes out, but it's still happening. The World Cup has been happening. US is playing as we speak, I think. Can I just say how delightful it's been to see a bunch of people from other countries around the world coming to the US and fully expecting it to be some like shit hole hellscape filled with assholes that they just wanted to leave them it like they all have like everyone has these expectations that are formed just like we do right off of other countries. They're formed largely by like the news and movies and TV like media that you watch and none of that is good at creating an accurate idea of what another place is going to be and I feel like there's been some people bitching about stuff and like whatever, but there's been a rush of people who are just like, oh my god, you guys Americans are fucking great. Every American I meet is like the nicest person I've ever met. This place is dope. I love McDonald and like there's just this fresh discourse online of people of people not non Americans having that reaction to be like, I thought this place fucking sucked. This is great. I get why you all like it so much. And then all the Americans are like, dude, we've been telling you it's where the government and then the people are separate things which ironically is the opposite of how it's supposed to be but that's not what we're talking about right now. Did you see the stories of all the people trying to take a ranch dressing and stuff home? Yeah, it's just been very like heartwarming and that's so fun because I not that long ago we I think I brought up the discourse around whatever or like, oh, we're British people think Americans not hot in America and blah blah and all this stuff like I'm clearly I'm a sucker for it, same as everyone else. I'm not above fighting with other countries and having beef for but like what we actually hang out with each other. It's chill. We're chill. You're chill. It's cool. We shouldn't you should come over more. We should come hang out with you guys. It's cool, man. I I've loved seeing all the videos because every once in a while you'll get that video of like, there's a British guy who came over to America for work or something. He's like, what the hell? It's amazed Texas barbecue is unbelievable. And it's like, yeah, yeah, it is. But if there's I can't believe how botched like the world cup has been so far in America. And for that opinion is still yeah, it's been okay. Like the games have been going on and you know, like man, we call it soccer. Like there was a fundamental risk taken, I think by FIFA, letting it happen in a place that where we we don't call it what a lot of the world calls it. But our footballs, the game where we're trying to eliminate the part where your foot touches the ball. Well, we have good stadiums and good food and nice like it's been it's been lovely. It's been funny too to see that how many people have that experience of the stereotype where they're like, oh, well, we were staying in New York and we were like, let's just take a day trip down to Disney or something. And then they look at the maps and like, oh, far so many days drive is that what the shit? I want to see like videos of people if they've come to the conclusion like, oh, this is why you don't have high speed rail everywhere. And it's like, we could if we really put effort into we could, but it's a huge, it's a huge fucking effort to make it happen. And it'll happen eventually, but way too late. And you know, but you know, the comments of like people, I think there was someone like an Alabama, like a small town Alabama. They were just like, this place is crazy. I went to this diner and the food was fantastic. And the people were so nice and stuff like, yeah, that has been really awesome to see. Plus, it's been really fucking hot. I know there's a heat wave happening in Europe right now, which is like a uncharacteristic, dangerous heat wave, but it's been hot enough here too that everyone's kind of like, all right, everybody knows what hot is like, whatever, let's stop. That's a stupid thing to fight about. Okay, it's hot here. It's not there. It's hot everywhere. This fucking sucks. Turns out the real problem is climate change. Let's all talk about that now. I hate to tell you this guy's 58 this morning here. What? I thought you were going to be like, climate change is false, boys. By the time I woke up today here, it was fucking like 90 degrees already in a human. We had like, heat advisories going on. It is still mid 80s and feels like 90 here at 10 p.m. It's supposed to be hot out in a Los Angeles. Yeah. No, see the whole thing about climate changes, climate change all over the place. They're all doing different things. We have, however, apparently super El Nino is on the way. Yeah, well, what's it? We talked about it before on the show. There's a possibility of a derecho, which I think I said incorrectly last time. Derricko, Derrick, what's that crazy shit happening? Yeah, it's like super El Nino. What is a super El Nino? It's something where this band of warm water usually stays no more towards the Asian side of the Pacific. It can technically form and push almost everything towards the American side of the Pacific and then just create that's why in in LA, there's this legend of this 50 year flood where the all the rivers in LA, all the canals can overflow and it'll just be torrential flooding across the land might happen. Oh, fun. At least you guys would have a surplus of non drinkable salt water. Everyone complains when there's fires all over. So we were like, what's the opposite of fire? They must love that. I could tell you fires week to water and Pokemon. Yeah, well, that's that's great. I'm sure nothing bad will have. Did he freeze frame himself? This is I did. I did. I did. It was really good. Thank you. Thank you. You fucking move a sickle hair on your head. Hi, bro. Anyway, super El Nino could happen. Weather's funny. Funny boohoo. Not funny. Ha ha. The term mega Nino. Super secret rare, Nino. Mega Nino. May have contributed the end Permian extinction. So you know, cold, the great dying. Where have the great dying to electric boogaloo? Oh, so many sequels aren't as good as the first. Even the weather is reaching back for sequels now. What the fuck? I'm sure there's plenty of people that know more about the weather than I do. In fact, you know, I think even Amy knows much more about us or everything I am saying probably isn't. Even if only some of it's wrong, you're going to get roasted in the reddit. We know that for sure. Don't go. All right, any other funny things besides our impending doom. No, that's about as funny as it gets I think. Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, I have a bounty to claim. Oh, I got a bounty. I did a bounty. I got to do one of these now. You guys make me look bad. I, this is possibly one of the first ones that we talked about when this notion came up. I have a, I was at Wawa and a fan came up to me. I asked multiple times and they were like, yeah, yeah, put it in the episode. That's totally fine. They came up to me and we talked and I was like, hey, do you have a coin? And they got a penny. Oh, in his heads. And I called heads. I called heads. It was heads. I won the coin flip. I didn't think you had that in you first try. No cheating. You can go to that Wawa and confirm with that person if you need to, but I believe that is my first bounty on the board. I feel like that's also the coin flip part of it is worth more than just a bounty. if I'm not mistaken. Honestly, in the moment, I couldn't remember 100% how it was. I was like, I'm just going to call it and if I win I'm hoping that is the correct thing to have done. Also, I didn't say it. The person the fan's name was Rexie Thank you so much Rexie for literally going to the cash register and getting a penny so that we could have a coin because I Like an idiot didn't have one on me. Rexie robbed wall wall for your bounty That's crazy. Rexie committed a misdemeanor for me. I better get extra bounty points I think that's a three point thing. I'm pretty sure it's it's a higher point thing than it is normal So I'm going to say plus three there might be even more for that. Um, I can't remember if you guys are going to put in the effort I don't need to take your points for your bounties Also, we have to spend the official budget for the the subreddit at some point I saw one that I think we can agree on that would be a good first one to dip our toes into It just came up on this month's post, but people were like they need a trophy And I have talked about previously that I was I wanted to get a trophy But I never fall through on anything. Oh, thank God me to either both That would be a good use to budget I feel like it's to get like a winner's trophy And then I guess we'd have to award it to mark because he is the current rating champion And we just started this new season I never got one for winning the very first season And you still won't. I mean maybe I look I'm not a poet we could talk about it, but I was imagining it's one where it's like the trophy You're you get a little it's like the Stanley Cup When you win your season you get your name engraved on it and then you own it for that next year The whole thing But the stud the reddit has to vote and it did democracy some stuff or something We will call that the the episode there And once again the bounty slash coin flip has devastated the point balance Yes, we had Bob with half a styro point. There's the sound effect Uh point for not being under a rock a very small cow pie a man point rug pull coin Aspern parentheses bad rebirth fetish I was I'm not sure if that's a thing I can't remember what was in the most recent dungeon crawler carl But there was a mention of an either rebirth or unbirth because of the kangaroo bit Oh, yeah, yeah, stuck in my mind since that that made me not want to get into a kangaroo's pouch I already didn't want to do that. I knew what's not an I that wasn't an issue for me I don't know what mat denimans up to on a day-to-day basis And you know a lot of authors like put content in their work So it's like barely just the authors barely disguised fetish and I'm like hmm Real quick real quick. You're kind of the point Matt. I know you're watching this right now What the fuck did the bangles do to you man jack? That's the bangles character we get the guy who pisses in the hall That's the most accurate bangles fan representation in any media. I've ever seen not a single other person Where he like sports merchandise. I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned ever but they were like yeah This fucking asshole jack and his bangles hat likes to piss on walls because he loved the bangles All right, and then Wade you had Markiplier con styro survival there's sound effect plus one okay point You have a contingency point um for surgery. That's not yours yet If you injure yourself enough that you need surgery right now. I think it's fairly good then They I think I already did You have Kentucky sneeze chicken you have Atlanta birthday ruined And then the month of main so with that you only have seven points one contingency But I think you also have another shadow point that's oh do you a for something in the future? Those are gonna roll forward. I'm sure that won't cost me any problems. Yeah, be fine All right, seven to twelve and a half points is the score with plus three for Bob's coin flip with a fan Going into the final wheel spin. It does not look good for Wade. There it is I was trying to get it up trying to time it nice for you. That all right. It's hard you're telling me Oh, did you mean penis? Mm-hmm. I certainly didn't all you need is one baby I want to I want to add recite the alphabet backwards closest wins a point. I can do it right now You don't have to be perfect But you have to be fastest but also most accurate and then if both of you get it perfect or the same number of mistakes It would be whoever completed faster. We'll remember all that two spin maybe yeah come on daddy needs a new pair of sneakers Oh, damn it. I should have been meaner. I don't feel like I launched any personal attacks He gave me a couple of ribs. Nothing crazy. I did. I did. I feel like this one is this one's a kind of a week one Like we could award it But also I feel like a respawn is not unfair in this situation I don't feel strongly. There wasn't a lot of animosity this episode. There's a very amicable episode Let's respin it respin it. It's too it's too late for coins, right? Definitely too late now that a spin is happening There it is. Oh wait, did he say he said I wouldn't I'd be Bob's words where I don't think a respon would be unfair Okay, all right. I guess we have to flip for that. No that that counts So you didn't oh fuck you don't think a respon would be unfair So a respin would be fair and no respin would be unfair So if it's all heads we we do an extra respin and if it's all tails We don't respin because that would be making yeah if it if it's all if it's okay A respin would be fair, which means you want to respin so we would double the fairness if we get all heads right And then we would fix the un we would make it unfair if we get all tails So we would double the spin or we would do no spin Why is this so confusing? I think it I think it's the opposite if it's heads We do the respin because that would make it fair if it gets all tails We will not spin anymore for the rest of this we will remove all our spins I'm too tired to think it through but that sounds right to me look you're the you're the host man if it was tails It would it would be what he's opposite against would be would be have to be made doubly fair But the opposite but the heads is just to make what you said fair Which would be to spin I guess even though we were already going to do that. What is doubly fair of Let's go double both ways. We're gonna do double both ways. We'll add an extra spin if it's all heads We'll do absolutely no more wheel if it's tails okay Oh tails for me I think I got the lady I got heads. Oh, okay. I'm tails as well. I thought we were gonna yeah, okay All right, okay, all right. We're still spinning it. Well, so this counts bald. I'm cut don't call it a comeback They'll call it a backcom either. Oh, I always want to call it a backcom Anyway, spin number two of two you might people still go on my chats is like come amateurs Had the best time. I had the time of my life and I owe it all to you. He's claiming the best time Do you want to give it to him? I can't disagree He seemed like he was having a really good time. I heard this another point away. It doesn't even matter That's only nine points so unfortunately even though we won both spins Graduation Bob. I did it. The bounty really secured it for me It really did it really did but even without the bounty I think you still would have won because I would have won by half a point with no bounty But I won by three and a half with it. Is that how that works out true? Yes. That is how this went down So congratulations Bob give your winner speech. Oh, yes. Oh, it feels like it's been a long time since I've won That's probably not true. I'm accustomed to doing so many of these what we were doing two a week that now it feels like They have all these spaces in between our recordings and it's anyway It feels good to win and it feels really good to get my first bounty under my belt I'm excited to do some of the more complicated ones There are ones that involve sending things to you guys or appearing at your houses potentially That I'm really interested in keep adding shit to the bounty board because even if you think it's a weird idea Only one of us needs to like it for it to happen and there are definitely some on there that I think I look at and I'm like Ooh, and I know you guys are not going to want to do. I like to bounties. I want to do so many bounties I want an episode where the only points are bounty points and I win because I did so many bounties All right, that is entirely possible. We can make that happen. We can make anything up wait. Can you make anything up? That could All right, shortened sweet. Uh, just like me We don't have to hash this out. I just had this thought we didn't make any rules about whether the host could do bounties Did we didn't technically speaking so there's an avenue where a host could technically hijack a series of episodes by completing a lot of bounties and just winning the episodes and Continuously being the host host has a lot of power. Yeah that loophole might exist We might have created that and I don't know if there's anything we could do about it I mean technically speaking yet that I don't think there's any rule against it. Just brainstorming right now But we shouldn't do that. It would have to be brought up in the next constitution or the emergency boat episode Biennial by anal boat Anyway, thank you all so much for watching and or listening this episode I am feeling better finally, so I am healthy once again I hope you all are feeling healthy out there if you're not hope you rest up and get your health back in order And you can always look forward to another episode of this we're getting back into the swing of things But you know or not getting back into the swing things we have been in the swing We're swingers. We're swinging baby Be sure to follow these guys be sure to be sure to follow the podcast and look forward to the next episode coming at you at a very predictable time Have a good day podcast out