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Unfortunate What Mice Do

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Unfortunate What Mice Do

The episode opens with a celebratory, ad-free segment thanks to Smurnoff Ice, which shares a fan-driven flavor edit where listeners can vote on retro-inspired ice cream concepts like Arctic Berry Freeze and root beer dream. The hosts react with enthusiasm to a surprise product reveal, joking about eating it despite reservations. The tone then shifts to personal storytelling about their 27th birthday, which felt emotionally intense—marked by unexpected feelings, a serendipitous encounter with a stranger, and financial unease over luxury fashion brands like Chanel, which they now approach with caution. The hosts reflect on their earlier impulsive spending habits at 22–23, contrasting it with their current mindful, research-based decisions. This includes a detailed account of purchasing a Balenciaga sneaker and a Gucci bag, both of which were later questioned due to price and fit. The emotional arc is further shaped by a stressful drive back from Vegas after a trip with a girlfriend, during which a family member’s illness forces a last-minute change in plans. The episode closes with a lighthearted discussion about vacation destinations, a nostalgic mention of reality TV shows like *District Disparence Alive*, and a humorous yet sincere reflection on food and personal growth—particularly regarding a beloved LA restaurant allegedly affected by vermin, which the hosts defend with passion, emphasizing their loyalty and the importance of community and safety in dining. The tone balances humor, vulnerability, and self-awareness, offering both entertainment and insight into personal development.

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[MUSIC] >> Hey, you all. >> What's going on? >> What's going on? We want to thank Smurnoff Ice. Again, because we have a full episode, which means this week's episode is ad-free. >> Thank you so much. >> That's just Smurnoff Ice. >> Well, yes, it is. >> And here's the thing, you guys. So, Smurnoff Ice keeps sending us these in-zane packages. And I feel like they keep getting more in-zane and in-zane. >> Well. >> And the one, there's a surprise behind us. >> Today, we couldn't even see the one that's coming, so it's just scary. But hey, let's do it. >> Okay, so they're going to bring it out. >> I'm scared. >> Oh, my God. >> Oh, my God. >> Okay. >> Wow. >> What? >> Wait. >> Oh, my God. >> Oh, my God. >> Oh, my gosh. >> Oh, that's so scary. >> Thank you. >> Smurnoff. >> Is this cake, too? >> Wait. Can I eat this? >> I think we can. I'm going to take a bit. Sorry, guys. Like, we're actually seeing it for the first time. >> What? >> Wait, that's so cute. Smurnoff. Thank you. >> Dude, $100,000 is actually crazy, though. Like, we don't want to talk about that. >> Smurnoff Ice. Like, you are too good. >> Dude, that is so crazy. >> I want to, like, rip the -- oh. >> I want to rip this part off and eat it. >> You can't. >> That's my intrusive thought right now. >> Do it. >> But I feel like that's so -- >> Wait. >> Wait. >> Wait, should we try it? >> Yeah, I go for it. >> What? >> What? >> Because you're not having it. >> No, I'll have it. >> No, I'm not hungry. >> What? >> Girl, I have. >> Thank you. >> Yes. >> Well, no, what I was going to say is you go for it and then I was going to read the sleepstakes while you were doing that. Let's talk about this little one, too, because Surnoff Ice is also having a fan edit, okay? This summer, consumers can help decide which new Surnoff Ice flavors should launch next, which is huge. The fan edit features Americana inspired retro classics reimagined for today. The Surnoff Ice Way, with consumers voting on their favorite flavor concepts from May 22nd through July 22nd. And so this is how y'all can participate. You scan the QR code on POS materials or visit the voting website directly, www.surnofficefanedit.com. Vote for your favorite flavors, enter for a chance to win really exciting prizes, and there's one entry per person per week. For the divas who vote, you can win a grand prize, which is a trip to New York City to attend a watch, what happens, a live show taping, or a first prize, which is Surnoff Ice merchandise prize packs. Guys, let's talk about Arctic Berry Freeze. Our sour grape splash or strawberry swirl personally, I will be voting for a root beer dream. No shame. There's also watermelon lime made, fruit punch cooler, feeling peachy pop, and of course, traco la chiller. So if you want to participate, go do that, and y'all good luck out there, okay? Well, this wall, it was hard to cut. [laughter] We all, this is really sweet. Surnoff, thank you. Oh, this cake is like-- It's here. Absolutely delicious, yo, so. Well, it's really good. For no reason. Guys, y'all should get in this. Right now, it's a chicken salad. Get in here. Oh. Get y'all a Surnoff Ice. So again, thank you so much Surnoff Ice for being here, and for bringing another odd free week. And we go and cut it up, so. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Whoa. And the cake was not good that I'm still reading. Well, yes, well, yes. Um, hey. What y'all can't go in on. It's been a long time. It's been a long time for me, but not for y'all. But you don't even mean like, hey, what the hell going on? Um, yeah. We're missing you. Yeah. We're missing you horribly last week. Yeah. I mean, honestly, guys, like, you know, sometimes like you just got to like, I don't know. You know what I mean? Um, no, happy to be back. I don't know. Like, cut all my hair off and turn 27. So it's just like, I don't know what to say about that. But, um, yeah. Happy to be back. That did happen. That did happen. I was just missing you. Happy to be back. Like, honestly, yeah. I just had to like go get in touch with the earth wind and the sea. And then like, I don't know. And then like, have a birthday. And I don't know. Occu vibes this birthday. I'm going to be honest with y'all. But it was really occupies. But nevertheless, we persist. But I also went to the protestor for some reason. I don't know who I fucking thought I was on my big 27. Um, it's just unfortunate. The devil of want. I'll say that. Yeah. Just went in there trying to be cute. But I, it's just so crazy how like post COVID, the like price of handbags have gone up so much 'cause of inflation. Like, you really, really back in the like heyday. You used to get a bus down Bundelieu for like 2000. Which like is a lot of money. Well compared to what I was seeing. But like now it's like fourth. You need like $4,000. Like the least you need. Which I'm like, okay. I'm like, mm, okay. Yeah. Um, I'm not hungry. I will say like, I don't know what I was feeling. Like I was, I will also say for lack of whatever for the first time in my life. Like I had a birthday where I literally was crying all day. Like I feel like the girls do like the like I've heard the girls. Loki, that was my 27th birthday too. Well, and I feel like that's a lot of people's relationships like to their birthdays. Like I feel like a lot of my girls in my life. Like that's usually the judge is like the birthday always brings like this. You know, kind of like on thought of emotion, which makes sense. But like, that's never been my judge. Like I've never been like one to be whatever. Um, but for some reason this birthday I literally was like shut the door, turn the lights off. Like I want to be with you. I want to hear your voice like one direction style. So, um, that was awkward. But for some reason I was at the front of store during that. And like, I don't know like what I thought I was doing. I don't know anything about designer brands. I don't know anything about luxury brands. But I just was feeling inspired to like walk around and try to like dream big. Like God forbid a bit of it. A bit of a dream big and unfortunately I did fall in love with the person there. So it's just like really fucking awkward because now I'm going to like push pennies to the side type shit. Why can I think of the name? The Bonnie. The Bonnie. Miss Bonnie. It is the Bonnie, which is crazy because I didn't know that she was like hella trendy. Yeah. Until I got home and I was like bitch, I'm going on the real real. Yeah. And I'm buying one that is in poor quality type of shit. And then when I got home, of course, like I also looked up on TikTok because no shade. But like reviews for me will now come from TikTok. So like I was looking up like whatever. And I didn't know she was so trendy. Yeah. She's like the D bag right now. She is sickening. It's like that in the Chanel. Um, the woman the drawstring. I can't think of what it's called the drawstring. That's the one. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Or like I just I just don't have a good. Yeah. The Chanel 25. Oh. That one. She's like the it grow right now. But I mean like. Is that Ms. Margar? The price on her is just absolutely got rent. Well, I just found out the Chanel's like actually so expensive. Oh, Chanel. How much is it? It's so small. It's like 68. It comes in different sizes. I think the small 6300. Yeah. Girl. Well, and here's the thing. So here's the tea about Chanel. $6300 for a mini. Girl, by the end of the season, that's going to be $8,000. I'm going to Canal Street because the tea with Chanel specifically and y'all I'm showing toes on the pod. I'm sorry. But I was looking with thinking that just I was like honestly. I was like, fuck, I kind of like forgot that like I've been in my flop summer, but like my flip flop. Or if you really want to, but they're fine. No, I don't know. Fuck. I'm going to let the girls breathe. Y'all y'all don't want these like. I'm not. Oh, access denied. Right now. Um, they said you don't want that. But the tea with Chanel is like so when they drop a collection. Uh-huh. That's like the cheapest it will be. The thick style is because the longer it like sits like it sits, the more expensive it is. I'm just like with the economy with the way they should going like I can't even. And that's thing with like Chanel specific. I mean, there's Hermes is like that too. But like specifically Chanel is one of those brands where it's like you got to be ready to buy. Because and they have a new, um, like girls. They're trying to get in the not just like. They have a new creative director. I can't think of what his name is. But the girls love Chanel. Oh, the girls are the boy or whoever. My two blades. Okay. D. I will say. Okay. Here's the thing. As I was processing just like how I would even possibly muster up the courage to buy a fucking designer bag genuinely. Cause like I've just never like had the knowledge of fashion enough to be like, oh, you know, like that. Like Chanel 14. Like I've just never had that. I've not researched a lot. But I fear. Yeah. But when I made the mistake of trying on that goddamn bag and it fit under my shit like a bug in a rug, I was like, oh hell no. Yeah. I tried it on in Arizona. It's a really good bag. It's a thing. But like, it's like two things where I'm like, if I ever for some reason bought that number one, I'm not buying it. I think it not going to make like some kind of, I'm not buying it as an investment piece. No. No. Can you know the girls? Well, and this is what I was going to say about this bag. Miss Bonilla in particular. Let me clock this tea, which is can you go on the Bonnie and then show the antique version? Because that's low key. The one that I would get because unfortunately I can't do gold hardware. And if I was going to pay like the amount for my two fucking fingers like this, it's got to be silver hardware. Well, and okay. And that's what I was going to say is Miss Bonilla. Well, okay. That's why I like product to begin with period is because they do silver hardware. Not a lot of the girls don't do silver to the sun. Yeah. She's good. She's a good girl. She's gorgeous. But then I look to the right and I see that shit literally like, okay, Helen numbers there. There's Helen numbers. Yeah. - Really awkward, you know what I mean? - Well, and this is what I was gonna say. - I was like, someone who dabbles. Like, I don't, and also was a dumbass when I first started making money. - Like, say this, yeah. - When I like, first started making money, I was a total dumbass. If I could go back to Old Me and literally shake my fucking brain around, like a, like a fucking box of dirt. - Well, 'cause you're just talking about the 22, 23. Like, it's not even, what in that, right? - I would have been in that bitch, like, swipe the card and if it makes it, it makes it. - Talk about, like, 22, 23 and you start making money in all of the sudden you're a dumb bitch. - Well, I, like, which came first, you know what I mean? Like, I was already the dumb bitch. So it was like, can't be the money. I feel like, fuck it, turn it up. - And some of the shit that I bought, and that's why I feel like now when I buy shit, I'm so careful. I literally, it takes me so much time. I've been doing research forever previously before I like pull trig. Like, I feel like now that's like, honestly, your frontal cortex developing. It's when you're like, literally on TikTok, looking at the reviews, like, does it Kirkland? - Oh, the way how I literally, like, didn't put my credit card down. I was like, you see that right there, exactly. - Yeah, but when I was 22, 23, I went to the outlets. They have, like, the designer outlets. - I was there another day. That's where I got my coach. - A bit of a little thing for my birthday. That was my birthday gift. - Something chill. - So I went to the designer outlets. Literally went to the Gucci store. First off, that trip. Let me tell you what I bought on that trip. So we can all laugh at me together. And then you guys can take this information and not apply it to your lives. Because if I could, like, actually shake myself, I would literally be like, talk about just the trend of it all. The Bonnie's a great bag. That it's gonna be a bag that's so cute forever and always. The bag that I got is actually like, go ahead and like, shut the fuck up. So, I got the Balenciaga triple S's. Do you remember those shoes? - I genuinely, I am learning. I'm learning. - Who remembers those? Do you remember these shoes that were actually yeah, they're sneakers, those ones? They were like the shoe of the time. - Love. - I'm obsessed with that. - Like, I would just remember the dupes and stuff. And literally being like, I would never wear the dupe unless I could get the real pair. The chokehold, those had us in guys. When we study fashion, 2016, 2015, 2018, they're fun. - Yeah. - They're very fun. - No, they're like insane. They're fucking into it. - I didn't get that color away, though. It's when like, yeah, I got the neutral. I had like the neutral pair. - Balenciaga Kirk. - Right. - They were like the ultimate. That's when like, dad shoes. - Yeah. - Like, yeah. - The dad shoes tried. - And that was like the dad shoe. - Totally. - But it's those, the ones go left, down. - Yeah. - Oh. - Yeah. - Those were like that they had like a mature color way. - Okay. - But they're fucking ginormous. I mean, they're like absolutely fucking into it. - Well, the chunky triple-ass sneaker. - Anyways, I got them at the outlet for an insane deal wonder why. Because they're like, fugly or shit. Balenciaga canceled and then, well, the rest of the history. - Right. - I'm like not even Wasteland wanted those. - Right. - So amazing investment on mine. - The rest was her story. Then I went to Gucci and here it's speaking of silver hardware. - Gucci. - Yes, because I went to Gucci and you know the two Gs, the Mar-a-Mont bag. - Maybe you know, you don't have to pull ever. So you go like, I feel like I don't notice you. - Yeah. - Oh. - Her. - Yes. - Gucci Mar-a-Mont. So when she, okay, see the one that has all the logos on it, go, yes. So the Jameer one is the all black one, right? - The Jameer one that makes so much goddamn sense. - It's the all black one. - Right, like a timeless guess. - So they came out with this one. - Uh-huh. - And it was like, I think they even had a Disney collab of that bag. - So they had this bag, right? It's just fucking absolute trash, bro. - Honestly, I'm sorry. I'm laughing, but here's the thing though, like if that's your fucking judge bitch, like you, but like work. - Not too much for me. - So like, you know, that was these. - It's just like, okay. - The Gucci bag. - Right. - It's like the normal plain Mar-a-Mont. So then they started doing all this fun shit. - Right. - When we were wearing colors. - Out of the box. - Okay, so see the back colors. - Bring back colors, honestly. - So there's the pink one. - Right. - Well look, it's out of stock. - Yes. - Is that? - Okay. So I got the green one on that bag. - Have I seen this? - Yeah, you've seen that bag. - Oh yeah, it's right there. - Yeah. - To the right, right. - Yeah, her, right, fashion file. So I have this bag. Mind you. - Absolutely. - Honestly work, like work. - I will say, if I wore it with my chest. - Oh, for sure. - Like, it would be handled. - You can't read me. - Yeah, it would be handled. - But it is so egregious, Lee Green. - Oh, well, I mean, the green, at least it's green, and I liked it 'cause it was silver. - Yeah. - 'Cause they only wear silver and Gucci only does gold. - Yeah. - Like, oh my god, like, it's a silver bag, like whatever. Okay. So, yeah, bought that bag and it was just fuck, fuck you ass, Balenciaga sneakers. (laughing) 'Cause I thought I knew someone. - Yeah, it's what you did. - And it's just like, you should buy that bag when you own a hat. Like, there's some things that you buy when it's just like, that looks like a person that owns a house. I was like 20, that's the 22 year old bag. All, of course, and that's the thing is I think like, the only note that I really have about the bag is that, well, I mean, I guess you could wear it every day, if you really committed to it. - No, I like, okay, in a camp way. - Yeah, I could wear it, looking cute. - With, like, right in the front. - Yeah, like, if I looked camp right in the eye and wore it with a white t-shirt and jeans. - Every day, yeah. - Every day, like, yeah, that kind of situation. - I think I could, like, do some sort of, like, you know, like, treasurepages, like, rainbow Birken situation. - Rainbow Birken, like. - Oh my god, I, and, you know what, listen. Abundancy mindset, that is a tendency mindset, final fucking boss, because when I found out how much a Birken was, and then it's just like, dead in the water. - Yeah. - I would be caussing. Well, 'cause somebody stoned it, which is why it's like, "Baby, you can't sell that, no, ma." I would be crashing out, so, but this is also the same girl who, like, again, I was literally in the protest or like, "Well, and so that's what I mean, bro." Like, I was such a dumb, dumb. - You just didn't know. - No, that was dumb as fuck. - Just tell you again. - I think it's okay to call your younger self. Like, that's like the shit that you chalk up to 223, like, if I had Gucci money at 2223, I would also be like, I'd be walking around like Gucci slides. - Well, that's what Gucci money wanted. - Because Gucci money was like, still without the prefrontal. - And mind you, was it Gucci money or was it, you could probably, I could have a house right now. That's what I think about, is when I was such a dumb ass at that age, that like, I genuinely, if I just like, shut the fucking noise up, shut the Gucci up, shut the Louis up, like whatever, and focused, and focused in. - Yeah, but how would you know? - Oh, well, I did it. - At 22, I was like, maybe I never get in the house. And now I'm like, I wanna try. (laughing) And now I'm like, I at least wanna try. Okay, but that's the thing is if I got it for some reason, y'all saw me in the street with the proud of Bonnie, I just want y'all to know something right now. One, I feel guilty about it every single night. Two, I would wear that like, right now, I'm just like, here's the thing, guys, like, if I bought that goddamn bag in black, would have to be, 'cause bitch, they were seducing me and they're with the baby blue with the pink, shut up. The baby blue's everything, but if I wear a jean, you're done. You see what I'm saying? Like, I can't wear it with a jean, bitch, you're already done. - I think you can. - If I got the black dough, I promise you, I promise you, I promise you, I would wear it seven, I said seven out of the seven days of the week, but like, actually, like the paper wear, trust me, y'all would bury me with the bag. - But that, okay, but see, and that's my point. With the whole tangent about the bunch of my mind, is that for me now, first off, I, it takes actually everything in my mind, body, soul, and spirit to pull trig on buying a bag. Like, it actually, like the before, to like get to a place where I'm like, okay, I'm doing it. It's like, I've wanted that bag type shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what I mean? - For sure. - So, what I was gonna say is like, this, like you being like, I want that fucking bag, and not just like, like I wanted to do the Gucci store, I was like, hey, she'll work, okay. - Dumb ass. You, you're like doing research, you're looking it up, you're like taking your time. So if you were to make that jump and like, do it and pull trig on it, it would be like, you knew you wanted it, you knew you were gonna wear it, and also it's a really good bag, and I think it's important to have like a good bag. - Yeah, and I think the toxicity in me of like, I saw it in the store, I was like, oh, how fucking know, and then it's slowly morphed into like a goal. Like now I'm like, okay, I'm gonna just put a little money to the side and like, so many, I'm gonna be able to buy the bag, and I'm gonna feel so accomplished with it, you know? So I'm just like putting some shuckles to the side. - That's good. - But that's just like so many goddamn shuckles. Like when I zoom out, I guess just because I, again, because I don't have, I'm not, I don't have ball knowledge, you know? Like for the girls that like know about fashion and like know about the designer, it can be like, oh, this is like this bag, like I know it's out of that, like I'm like period, but I just like bitch who like, I'm sorry, I'm bitch, wow. I was just like a girl who like, I just be like, oh, that's cute, like I'm like, you know? The mental like, that is like, oh well. - Well, that's what I was gonna say is like, there's some bags out there that if you showed me them, I'd be like, absolutely de-fuck-laught on. - Yeah, the Gucci Marmont. - And the Pink and Blue color was absolutely de-fuck-naught. But there's like, you know, I think Prada does a really good job at like also like, re-editions and like, you know, like, re-introducing bags that were like, a part of their vaults and stuff. Or like, re-juzging their shit. And the Bonnie's one of those bags. So I'm like, you know, she was T-Ven, she's T-Now. - She's cute, like she's just like a regas bag. - You with like, the, um, Chloe. - Girl, the Chloe padlock. - Yeah. - That's a cute told me too. You know, I looked at her. I mean, honestly. - And they have them on Facebook Marketplace, like Bootsie, dude. - Well, honestly, like, if I could just get on Canal Street in the next couple of months, like, on my hand. - Well, I'm like, first off, you can get one on Facebook Marketplace for like, $500. 'Cause this is the re-ed, these are the new ones. - Yeah, I didn't. And I also, again, I don't like the gold hardware. - Yeah. - But they, but they have some like, I don't know, you should look into them. - No, I was looking, I was falling down a big rabbit hole, but no, I did do that for some reason. Also, for some god for sake and reason. Honestly, what fucked my whole birthday vibe up was running in the morning. - Oh, yeah. - Why would I do that? And then I ran a track that I didn't know, and I would say it, but I don't wanna dox, but like, the one with the hill is what I was saying. And honestly, honestly, like, here's the thing about running as we know. Like, the whole thing is just don't stop. So, like, once you stop, it's kind of like, chopped. Do you know what I mean? I stopped with in, honestly, like, I probably ran, like, 0.2 miles in faith, called me and I would, it was like, hey, girls, sorry, I was running. After that, it was fucking chopped. Like, I was literally crying halfway through, shout out the runners, 'cause like, it just does something. It does something to the emotion, and I literally was halfway through, like, and then that track is like, not private. So, there's like, fucking people driving by your chin. I literally was like, oh, my God. I was like, don't look at me, don't look at me. And then the rest was kind of just chopped. Like, well, not chopped. Remember, they wasn't chopped. Many things happened, and like, we went to the bar, and it was like fine or whatever, but like, the energetic space of this specific birthday, like, oh, my God. I don't know what that was about, but I'll let you do it. - There was a lot going on. I think, you know, holding a lot, a lot of chains. - There's a lot of things, yes, a lot of things. - No, for sure, for sure, for sure. - Yeah, well, yeah, that's how I felt, 272. I cried, all God did that. And y'all remember. - Oh, yeah, we did, yes, of course. - Well, of course, yeah. Well, that girl, yes. No, yeah, I don't know. I just, I mean, no, it was fine. Once a 4,100, can't fucking complain, took some photo booth pics, like, it's like fine, but I'm just like, oh, my God, like, usually birthdays are so joyous for me. - Yeah. - But this one was like, weird. Well, we did tear it up about the Caesar's Palace buffet. - Oh, yeah, we did go to Vegas. We did go to Vegas, which shout out Rockstar Hibachi. Okay, y'all came, y'all tore, y'all did some firework. Like, it was deep. - Yes, it was deep. - And unfortunately, I did not make it to Rockstar Hibachi. - That's okay. - That's okay. And so I'm feeling God awful about that. - Girl, honestly, like, if I could, you know, if I could do what you were doing, how to do it, too. - I went to Cabo, and y'all already know that. - No, like, boo. - But like, low-key, dude, it was that whole drive back. 'Cause what ended up happening was I had to leave a day early 'cause I was going to Cabo with my girlfriend and her family and shit, and on the drive back to Vegas, 'cause it was like Memorial Day weekend. First off, it took me five hours to get home, five hours, and some change, which was like amazing, and it was so fucking hot, mind you, didn't stop once. - Oh, you ate that. - During that whole trip, like, didn't stop for food, didn't stop for water, like, I just need to get home. And as in, like, probably like an hour and a half away from LA, my girlfriend calls me, and she's like, "Hey, my girlfriend has a dog." And she was just like, "Hey, like, honey's not doing good." Like, can you, like, you know, like, I'm like, really worried about her, like, did it all literally, from that drive went straight to the, to take her dog to the emergency vet, 'cause she was just like, not well. And I was like, yeah, that's crazy. - And then from there, literally, like, packed for Cabo at 3 a.m. and then left the next morning. - Right, right. - Boom! - Yeah, that's, like, invoking saying. Yeah, that drive back was crazy. - Do the drive back was so brazy. - Well, which mind you, we left on Memorial Day, so I thought, like, obviously y'all would be barbecuing and, like, memorializing and shit. Like, like, I thought that was, like, the whole point. Now, the drive was seven and a half. Seven and a half got back, mind you. - Okay. - Seven and a half no stops. Seven and a half with stops, 'cause I actually have the bladder of, like, a fish. But, like, honestly, well, I don't know if it's a bladder, but whatever, something small, something small. And I think what had me double XL fucked up, XL the plug was why, and you know what, maybe this is why my birthday was, like, lucky inside, because I didn't, I didn't plan shit. And, like, I literally got back from Vegas and then, like, moved my living room TV into my room. I was so tired. And then it was, like, the day, and then my birthday, but then on that day, I planned hellish shit for some, for some godforsaken reason, 'cause nobody wants to rest these days. Did hellish shit that day woke up on my birthday, see I was delusional, thinking, you know what, I'm just run, like, I really was in my, like, you know what, I'm a run and be like, wow, I'm 27. I have great facilities, maybe hit two steps, start a crack, that's crazy. But then also that would make sense, because it's, like, you don't rest between, like, Vegas and, like, the day betwixt, which you, like, were birthed. So it's just, like, annoying. - No, and I know about that. - But know the Vegas, like, bus, now, I don't know how you, I don't know how you, I don't know how you got that. - No, no, the, like, Vegas to then next combo, to then left combo Friday, the next day, like, on the flight at 4 a.m. to go to Dallas. Shout out, Kenzie Elizabeth. - Shout out, congratulations. - Congrats to our queen. - That's nice. - She got engaged, which we love so much. And I was, like, literally in Dallas the whole time, like, just in a fugue state. Just so unwell. And also, the time changes, well, not a combo time change, but, like, I think Dallas is two hours ahead, but, like, those two hours, like, how did you fuck that? - Yeah. - And, yeah, and then also, like, I don't know what happened, but my knee, like, low-key was, like, hurting. But not, like, hurt, I don't know how to describe it. Like, it wasn't hurting, like, I think, I need to, like, go to a doctor, but it was hurting almost, like, in a sense, where I'm, like, I think she's just, like, tie-tie. - Yeah, and definitely, like, take care of your knee. - Yeah, no, definitely. Well, today, I wore the sleeve and was, like, able to do my workout and run and was, like, you know, like, she was on a little sore, but, like, it wasn't, like, I'm limping or, like, whatever. And it's living today. I'm just gonna, like, after we recorded and everything, I'm going to, when I tell you, - Raw bitch. - Yeah, I'm feeling that. I'm gonna rot, and then the morning before, I don't know what we have going on tomorrow, and if we do, like, don't tell me about it, besides the show. - Oh, no, I think in the morning, yeah. I'm going to rot. Bitch, like, y'all can't read me. - Yeah. - And rot. - I should. - But then after that, I'm gonna rot. - I know, I'm gonna rot. - I'm just, like, going to rot so nasty that y'all can't read me, because one thing I did in Cabo, that ate so nasty, and I just realized this, too, when I was, like, in Cabo. And, like, shout out white people who, like, go on vacation and shit. I just never gone on vacation before. Like, every time I've, like, gone on vacation, there's always been, like, a plot, you know what I mean? Like, okay, we're gonna do a bunch of shit. - Yeah, yeah. - And we have, like, this, and we're going here, and we're doing that. Which is, like, fun. Love that. But, like, in Cabo, when I tell you, we didn't do shit for shit for shit. Like, we literally just stayed at the resort, went to the pool, and I would, like, go to the gym in the morning, and then, like, go to the pool, and then, like, go back to upstairs, shower, and then, like, go to dinner, and then, like, go to bed. Mind you, the room had no windows. So, it was, like, pitch black in there, and there were two rooms. So, one was, like, by the balcony, and it, like, you know, yeah, it was, like, ocean-facing. And then, our room was just, like, at the front, and it just didn't have any windows in there. So, pitch black, ice cold room. And I slept, it was, like, black out room. Yeah, that was so tea, like, sleeping in all, and I literally don't let myself do that, because I'll just, like, not wake up. Like, I might, like, low-key, have to, like, run a room that just has no windows. We should just get some, like, heavy, black outrooms. Oh, not at my house. Oh, well, for occasion, you know what I mean? But I'm saying you could emulate that. No, I need to go somewhere. Like, if I'm just, like, missing for a cool, like, 72, it's 'cause I literally needed to do that. Like, that's the closest you'll get to, like, yeah, you know. Yeah, you know. (laughing) The big one. No, yeah, I know literally. That's the big one. Literally. What I tell you, bitch. [BLANK_AUDIO] - And that's why I'm literally like, "You what?" - That's cool. - That sleep was so goddamn tea. - Right. - And I didn't do shit, I went snorkeling. Which that was fun. - That was fun. - That was cute. I felt with the snorkeling. - Yeah, snorkeling, it makes me so sick, but I love. - Oh, I say. - Yeah, the motion sickness is beyond. - Oh, the motion sickness was bad in the water 'cause of the light. - Well, yeah, exactly. 'Cause you're literally like one with the seabro. - Yeah, 'cause the life fest had me bobbing up and down. If I didn't have a life fest, that would have been tea. 'Cause I did a boat day before in mecanos and like we literally, we didn't have life fest. And so you're not like bobbing up and down. But they're, yeah, I probably had 30 minutes before I was like, "I'm gonna throw up." Everyone had my fruit up. But it was fun, it was cute, saw the fishies and stuff. But like, didn't do shit that whole entire time. And I was like, "God, this ate so well." - Yeah, that's nice. That's so nice. Like I was just like focusing on tacos and like focusing on sleeping. - Yeah, that's like, "Need." And I'm like, "Wait, y'all ate with that?" - No, yeah, it's really nice. - Y'all ate with the, like a true vacation, really. Like an actual relaxing vacation is so nice. - Yeah, we're just like, just vibe. - Yeah, need. - 'Cause you do it. - You like need. - Yeah, yeah, we could. - We could. - I don't know where we would go. - Let's go to the Bahamas. - The Bahamas? We should go somewhere the Costco has like a four pack four. - Yeah. - You know, they do those cheap ass like resort things. - I know about those. - But that's what I was gonna say. It was like, yeah, we could get like a package situation. - Yeah. Like an all-inclusive bus down bundle. - I know all-inclusives are so, so nice though. Those are really sickening. - Yeah, 'cause then just you pay one price and there you go. - And it's over with and you can eat as much as you want. It's so nice. - Wait. (laughing) - Yeah. - Wait. Okay, where should we go? - I don't know. - Well, we could do it. Well, we should see what has like a one, two on it. - I'm trying to think. - TVH. - Is the Bahamas like should we go to Fiji? Turks and Kicos. - This girl, Fiji won't let us in right now. You know they got shit going on right now. - Where's Turks and Kicos? Not to be a dumbass. - That's okay. - Is that the bot near the Bahamas? Br-- Oh. (laughing) - The one with the arrow, thank you. - We should, where should we go for your birthday? - I know, literally though, actually, are you excited to be older? - Girl will be in Fiji, right? - Right. - We will be in Fiji. - Yeah, on Twitter. - So true, we will be in Fiji, sorry, twin. - Yes. (laughing) - Sorry. - Oh, okay, D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Oh, girl, they got all the girlies over there. - As Zach said, above the Dominican Republic. - Whoa, they got all the girl. - I think it's the Bahamas. - Yeah, let's see. - Wait, love. All the girls are so-- I know, and I will say, geography is not my strong suit. Like, I'm literally looking at this map, like, what? Like, hopefully, like, wait, whoa. - No. - Wait, oh my God, love, okay. - Barbados. - Barbados. - Wait, Trinidad. - You're in Barbados. - Oh my gosh, that's like, what, do you guys watch "Drict Disparence Alive"? - No. - What the? - Oh my gosh, that was-- - That was kind of shit, is that? - Guys, talk about reality. I miss MTV reality. - Yeah, they used to turn it. - They used to turn it. There was a show called "District Disparence Alive," and it would literally be like, the bad-ass kids for real. And they would go, like, they live in, like, wherever. And then they'd go live with, like, a family in Texas who runs their shit, like, the Marine. - Oh, home. - And then it was actually really T because then, at the end, the kids would be, like, you know, like, the parents would, like, he would then be, like, you know, like, it seems, like, whatever. And they would, like, kind of, like, turn around and, like, you know, like, work through some trauma. - Right. - And, like, realize, like, you know, whatever. And they'd, kind of, like, walk in out towards the end of the show sometimes. And, like, be better. And some of the kids were just, like, real fucking bad. It was, like, that time when everyone had the light. - Yeah, well, of course. - But, they would film. They had an America. They had the UK. And then they had, like, a world, like, the world that I, like, law-roached the world. - Yeah. - World-Strict Disparence, yes. - And literally, yeah, there was this one episode where this girl, like, went, got sent to Barbados with this other guy. And she just was, like, thought she knew something about something. And, yes. Or maybe it was this, is that? Yeah, I was, like, yes. And she just, like, left something in the middle of the night. And the mom reprimanded her so fucking nasty. And she was, like, you're in Barbados now. Like, it was so real. And anyways, I'll say that sometimes. - Well, that's crazy. - I miss that show, Luke. - Wait, work. I mean, my kitchen nightmare is bad right now. - You know, I'm all about her. - I'm, like, re-watching Boots and I'm, like-- - And they have these season, too. - With Lynn. - Oh my gosh, you, too. - Sorry, just on YouTube, like, wait, with Lynn, hello. - Yeah, and they have the new, I watched the new season. She's Tee. - Yeah, no, it's, it's like, it looked, he was, like, Tee. (laughing) - What? - Like, the show was, like, Tee. - Back in the, didn't it? - Yeah, well, yay. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Oh, and Snakes. - Like, make a comeback. - Yeah. - Have a young one, Snakes. Right, make a comeback. - It being on "Fanding Go." Like, okay. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Girl, they're paying it, dust. - I was like, oh my God. - I was all about her. - No, that's Tee. And Super Nanny. - I loved, like, the Nanny show. - She was serious. - Or, like, wife swap. - Well, wife swap. - Girl, I tried to watch wife swap, like, a month ago, 'cause it was on YouTube, and I was like, "I can't watch this. Guys, it's too, it's doing too much." - 'Cause it's like, it's always, it's 2000s, like, they didn't give a fuck. They were saying shit that I was like, "No, sorry." - No, the odds were like, useless. - Girl. - I was just like, oh my God. Um, but what you need to clock into after is hotel hell. - Oh, it's so good. It's so good. - Honestly, I like it, even more than Kitchen Nightmares, 'cause they'll do the whole bus sound bundle-o. - Right. You know, he has a one-year-old kid. - Yeah. - He has teenagers. - Well, yeah, but he has a two-year-old, and he's, like, 60. - Oh my God. - [laughs] - Is he married once? - Which, he's only 59. - Yeah, babe. - He looks older. - Well, when you've seen the things he's seen and done the things he's done, like, yeah, you know, that's a legend right there. - Oh my God. Gordon. - I know. - He has hella kids. He has six kids. Okay. - I'm like so Gordon. I was like-- - Papa away. - Remember? That was like one of the first times we hung out. - Yeah. - Like, when Sav and I first met, we, like, went to Malibu, went on a hike. And then I was like, do you want to watch a Kitchen Nightmares? - Yeah. And we did. - And that's what we did. - Oh my gosh. That was kid. - Yeah. - The, um, what would you call that? - Is that military? - Oh. - So I'm kind of, uh, no, like, a baby. - Oh. - Did her, did his son have, I mean, hello, did his wife have the son? - Oh. - Like, is she also a 60-year-old kid? - Oh, she's younger. - She's, well, they look about the same to me. Like, they look like the same age group. Just how long is business? Just digging. 51. So she had the baby at, like, 49. Which work. - I just, oh, maybe she froze her eyes. - Oh, wow. - Oh. - All six of them are theirs together. - Wow. - Oh, I thought it was her. - Like, no. Okay. - No, she was pumping them. I don't know how, like, I just, like, I just, I just don't have the perception yet of, like, pushing something like through my cervix. - After watching? - And six times baby. - Guys. - So she really had that baby at, like, 48. - Yeah. Maybe she, like, froze her eyes or did IVF? - Yeah. Well, yeah, period. I'm happy for them in, in period. - Wow. - Lord. - Like, the royal family. - That's the royal family right there. - No. - I'm, like, addicted to them. - I just, like, concept, okay. Actually, I'm not even going to do too much on that period. Happy for you all. So. - Yeah. - And, like, prayers up to Quartet. - To health and longevity. - Well, he's, like, running around with it. - Well, he's been running the fucking cooking TV game, like, what? Since, like, forever. So, yeah. But I will check in to, check in. No pun intended. I will watch hotel diners. - Yeah. - I just, like. - Hotel hell. - Oh. - It's so good, too. - It's literally so good. - Which, I, this is off camera T, but there's a restaurant in LA that we love, that I love. - That's allegedly closing. - Wait, I saw that on Q story. - Yeah. - And I'm like, why would it close? - Because there's rats. - There's rap vise. - You know the one. - So it's condemned? - I don't, what? - Because what's a hell? - No. - Well, because, okay. - Like, I think they're funny. - No. - No, because when you condemn a restaurant, well, there's, there's a kitchen nightmare. There's, well, literally shut the shit, like, condemn that shit, but can it reopen? - But that's what I was going to say. - Sometimes they condemn the restaurant, like, it's like close for fucking real. They have to strip that shit to the studs. - Here, and honestly, whatever it takes, that is one of my favorite spots, no shade. If I have to go in there and order, give my order to Remy himself, I'll do it. - Well, is the other locations or just the one location? - Okay, so here's the tea. There's a couple locations as we know. It's a chain. - We're trying to, like, make a, like, it's a chain. - Well, because I'm, like, the. - There's a one by me. - Well, and there's the one that, okay, so there's a couple of occasions. Two of them, allegedly, but one of them, but one of them, allegedly, I don't know, this is very through the grapevine. One of them is the big one because they found like rat shit and allegedly human shit. - Oh my god. - In the kitchen. Baby, I don't, you know, I feel like the girls are kind of clickbaiting because like at the end of the day, like no shade of the chef, like held a piece of shit. I think I would never do this. - From someone in the neighborhood? - I heard this, no, I heard this in the neighborhood is in my actual neighborhood. - Yeah, it's like your physical neighborhood. - I was like from them, no. - No, no, no. - No, no. - No, no, no, no. - No, y'all. I mean like here at local. - Yes, I heard it from a local who fucking told me because their friend works at the location but Twix, which apparently like they were digging in booty or something. And they, and people, at that location, were like getting sick. And so then they apparently, and I don't know, it's very word of mouth. This is very pre-fucking like Reddit-ass information. - Yes, because you could get fucking, well, cool, I bitch, you know that's my worst fear. That's what they used to do back in the day in war. They used shit. - Yes, they literally like take their shit and-- - No, no. - The spirit is in. - Look at them even if they could. - Listen, okay. - Okay. - So unique. - He's not putting the shit in the studio. - They're not putting the shit in the studio, but what I little say is so-- - Oh my god! - What I will say is so-- - They die! - I went on my birthday. - Oh. - Mind you. - Mind you. - Knowing this? - No. - But I would-- - Baby, what I found out-- - Wouldn't stop you. - When I found out, bitch, I have a video. - I have the video-- I saw it on QStore. - No. - I like the video of me telling the girls because I was like, no shade. Actually, let's be serious for a second. Me when I get serious, not about the ration, but about like me wanting to eat there. I'm like, let me get serious. Like, they have some of the best food in this god damn city. - They do. - So I know-- - Number one. - Number one. - I had to say about-- - Exactly. - Number one. - Number two. I ate there on my birthday. I also eat biohazardous shit, so I don't know. - It's true. - But I was fine. - And was it empty? - I'm thirsty? - No. - Okay, 'cause that wasn't-- - Mind you, I found out that information that I drove by, bitch, busing out the scenes. - Of course. - Of course. - Number three. Whatever happened to second chances, like, 'cause how it was told to me was like, they're gonna close. Um, y'all can't just like boil the shit 'cause mind you, I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares and they in there fucking-- - Well, that's what I'm doing today. - Oh, what the-- - I'm like, I wonder what's going on, or like, what the tea is for real? - Well-- - No, no, because what I'm gonna say, if the health department, like, comes for real, 'cause this, okay, I have insider tea, I have insider tea, I have insider tea. - Sorry, but one last joke I have to say. - And this is the joke. - This is the joke. - Baby, you know what they need to do if they don't want shit in the food. (laughing) Is they need to-- (laughing) They need to take the padlocks off the doors, off the bathrooms. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - They do have padlocks on there. - They be so goddamn strict with them fucking-- - And your eyes, and your thumb, don't want nobody to use the bathroom. Take the locks, mind you, one of them. - Mind you, one of them. - It's just, it's just-- - It's just like, it's just like-- - It was one location, that's like kind of a sister location. - Perfect. - Same name. - Half of the same. - Okay. - Okay, well that's generic, go ahead. - And it's only temporary. - Well, okay, that's what I was gonna say. - That's what I was gonna say. - 'Cause the lawyer-- - That's what I was gonna say. - And here's-- - Okay, let me stop, because I actually like obviously don't want anyone to get sick. I don't want anyone to get sick either. I don't know, I don't know. But no shade, all I'm saying is either-- Okay, and again, I'm joking, 'cause I don't want to get sick, and I really don't want anyone to get sick. This is the second location of like one of my top five LA eateries that's had vermin. So either-- (laughs) - Either the vermin is literally like-- - Joe? - Boarded Ramsey, Anthony Bourdain, like that should be sniffing the building. - Well, on the side of town? - There's some people who eat there that I'm like, well-- - Well, 'cause the tea is, I'm like, listen, like-- - This is the second one I almost lost a vermin. - So is that-- - Okay, well what did you find out? 'Cause that's over here-- - No, that's what I found out, but some period-- - And period-- - 'Cause I have people-- - What did some people say? - People are calling it-- (laughs) - Just like, cut it, leave it. (laughs) - Have you like I said? Like I said, like I said-- - I'm freaking the fuck out. - Number three, bust down fucking combo hoe with the fucking side of my favorite drink. Bitch, if I literally gotta go to Remy like this, excellent work, it was really-- (laughs) I don't give a fuck, like it's no fun-- - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm joking. - So this is what I was gonna say. The tea is, if it was at the location you're referring to, I was like, you know, the location. - Right. - They would have shut it down same day because-- - That's what I was thinking too. - Well, okay, because the health department really doesn't play about that shit and should it. - And should it, heavy on shit. - But the place that we almost lost to Verminus as well, I got the insider's scoop, which is that someone, who worked there, who was like done dirtatron, was like, not dirtatron, but I don't know how to just explain it. - Yeah. - Especially it was just like, you know, didn't see eye-to-eye type shit and it's just like very much so girl fuck you. So they were like, well, I know tea about something called in the health department and literally, they came same day, shut it down same day. And that's what I was gonna say when you watch more of like, OG like kitchen nightmares, there's literally-- - Oh, he don't play. - Well, yeah, when he does the freezer inspection, which is always his big one. - And that's why I had to tap into some cognitive thinking there when I heard that tea because I was just like, go in there, honestly, get the community to do it because the way we be eating out they box, everybody would show up and help y'all take, strip the shit clean and we can just start over. But that would have been a loss that like genuinely would have fucked up my eating out ecosystem. - Yeah. - And that would have fucked up the whole-- - It would have been generation. - By, that would have been, and the worst part? - Not the worst part. 'Cause we didn't know. It was alleged at the time. So period thinks you're cleaning the sub-ibes and texts to send. When I told the girls, I told the girls, let me not dox, but when I was like, what? Like, we were at the club and she was like, what? - Mind you, the music cuts when she said what? - Have it on video, like-- - I literally said like literally like, you know what I mean? Like fiction is like, it has nothing on life. And then we were like, yeah, girl, she's like, I've never eaten, like I've never eaten there before. And we literally were like, we have to go before. We literally were like, okay, we'll go like, as soon as she can, just because-- - That place. - Oh, you know I know about that place. - That place? - Mind you, best date I've ever been on, just simply because, because here's the food be fucking-- - Bucing out the-- - Guys, here's the tea about this place too. - How we came to know her is I went on a date there. - All right. - And the food was so fucking, like all literally, when I'm at it, like I don't care if I'm at Wolfgang Puck bitch. - Oh, literally-- - She ain't gonna not know her. - Literally eat a fucking front try, like I'm gonna fuck. But when I went there and I like, you know, did my like, what's good? - That shit was so good that I actually started like eating for real. And then literally, I, what, the like next day or something. - Oh yeah, we were like, what? And I was like, no, Maya, we have to go because this place is actually like bomb as shit. - Oh, it's the best in its category. - Yeah, and I don't want to spill too much D on it so we have her name cleared for real. But it's the best in her class. - Oh, you can't, you can't ever talk to her. - You cannot fucking read her. - And you know what, let's wake up going on a date. That's like, at a restaurant for real. 'Cause I'm not a big drinker, but our second, number, number two favorite, Ms. Dan Danoodles. - Oh, well yes. - I went on a date there too. And the food was literally so fucking good, but again, like I'm not gonna show my whole whole on main. So literally went back the next day with Q to like eat there. - And handled. - And we were like, wait, this should so fucking bust. - We can talk about her though. - Yeah, enjoy. - Yes, enjoy. - And I will say like, on some LA shit, like the Pine and Crane propaganda is like, when it comes to for me, when it comes to Pine and Crane and Joy, like, gorgeous devour is cute. Like, joy takes it for me every fucking time. I don't know what it is. - It's just like, it's different. - They do something just like a little different. - But it's yeah. - It's allegedly like the same. - It's like pretty much the same, but the menus are like slightly different. - Just slightly. And I just feel like Joy's food tastes like, fresher for some reason. Maybe it's like the recipe, but. - I feel like what. - Shut up. - I like. - Saving that for me. - No, I like that. - I like that. - You would live. - Oh my god. - You would live. - But yeah. You do need to like, like, stand, you know, be ready for a bathroom sometimes. - See. - The way I be eating. - I will say that's, that food be giving me ideas. Like I'd be like, the fucked up. - Oh yeah. - No, you need to like, way more there or something. - Well, because I do feel like that has to do with like, the freshness of the food. Like, I don't know why, but it's just so like. - It's so good. - Like the, but Pine and Crane, I like their breakfast. Yeah, they have a really good like Scallion pancake with like And then I get the sausages and then you like put that in there and it's just like listen. Yeah that You got it. Yeah, you got it you got it bad. Oh my god Thank you for looking that up though because like I'm gonna go to there It seems like it's open. Well because it is true that you know I heard it and I was gagged as fuck But then when I drove by and there was still a hell of people outside I was like there's just absolutely no way that if it was so serious They would have like let people still you get so it's gonna say I'm like literally You get shut down faster than you can find no like as you shut because the other look like they were on our ass Yeah, but that's awesome because they do need to text everyone cuz I accidentally spread false information But if nothing else like that being a gateway to the gratitude I have for that fucking restaurant because genuinely the thought of losing it I was like I would genuinely I would have genuinely ate there again and just been like listen if this is the last one Let me get this this this and this and like I'mma just handle them ago, but I did eat there on my birthday and I was fine I've never done sick from there, so I have an either about location So I hope there's no mouse back there unless you got a hat on yeah unless you got a hat on and did like the plop of like Sanitation yeah, I know literally a drop of sanitation like in your paws But yeah, no, so I was like spreading false information. No like make mouse and well make mouse grow the mice mice It's unfortunate what they do to these places But they had to get the other one together and I'm glad she's back to no and they you know They weren't gonna let that one know they need to do what they do at Disney. What were they literally at Disney? You will just not see anything. Yeah, like I mean Anything well cuz they do some sort of like they do some sort of I don't know if it's like Auditory, I don't know it's like right like they're like playing a noise that like humans can't hear but like here But like critters and like shit can hear it and our literally like holy fuck Because the way that they just keep I mean everything like you won't even see like a stray nothing Oh, you don't even see birds. Yeah, so that fly over yeah, like what the fuck I did hear that they have cats at night or something which would be so tea but like to eat the mice perhaps yeah That's what I'm thinking if I ever saw a cat I didn't really I would come back to Disney really we were on the um We're with woodland and we were on that train thing and it's like the forest Whenever well cuz they're a part of the army of feral cats according to the AI over types according to the air girl No, honestly, whoa Wait, whoa. Yeah, I need to know about their pest control situation Yeah, cuz that should his button to the top cuz there's so much opportunity for rodents in that bitch No, oh there is there are rodents. Well, I mean like even like pigeons to just like fly shit and To shit to eat stray popcorn like fuck with the ducks, but then they do have those like little those like little ones that eat stuff The little cute birds. Yeah, but so like what how do they do that though? Yeah, but I wonder if it's like auditory or if they like literally low-key have like a fucking dumb that we don't know a dome That would make sense Like I don't know how they do it, but like I wouldn't know I swear it's like auditory or like of like a gas Or something, but I can't have no tea like actually though. Yeah, probably something like that Bitch spooky. That's scary. That's that's all as spooky, but I'm like I'm gonna eat that Well, whatever. Yeah, no, whatever it is. I'm like well, I know some establishments that need that well And then we would get the girls together Literally trying to talk to make mouth. So how do you keep them out? How do you keep them out because? They're just some places. I mean changes inevitable, but No, that would have been that would have been like no, that would have been absolutely catastrophic because there's not many other places that like I'll really be like I'll spend my money here There's probably like six restaurants in all of LA that I'm like I Would go here every single time I'm in my yoga earth bag right now - oh Yeah, yogurt spot except they don't have tar every day Every day because I go like every day because we can every day try to go yeah when true and not Q and I True Jackson true Jackson. Well, no yogurt. I would fucking go Greek because they ain't got no fucking cheesecake bites No, no because it's like healthy for real. Okay, but it's really why don't fuck with it They're like fro yo actually is the chocolates like unlike anything and I believe hub But I'm just personally like I go there for the brownie. Oh, I don't you know what I mean? So like I was just get a brownie But when last year we went Q and I went when it was like the Dubai chocolate craze. Oh my god I forgot they did the Dubai chocolate and like you and I literally went like all the way over there just to find out They didn't have Dubai chocolate. No, you I literally I've been eating frozen yogurt every other day I'm being so serious, but you have to look on like Uber eats or something to see what their daily flavors are Because I thought they were like capping low key, but no, they did us be like this is what we have today So I did like what oh it's plant-based. Yeah, it's vegan the yogurt is really it's pretty good and their brownie is like That's interesting that would actually make a lot of sense their best one Is the lavender? I don't like lavender. I wish I did I didn't care for lavender And then I went to an event where there's like this caught this place in Pasadena That like this ice cream shop and they have this lavender ice cream I've never cared about lavender a day in my life. Mm-hmm. It was like lavender and Earl Grey Holy fucking shit. It was so good. That sounds bomb that after that event I literally randomly roguish it like drove all the way out to Pasadena to get it So good It was called like Carmel or something like that. I don't know. It's not for you though. It's like proper ice cream. Oh tea I want a TV in my room Wait, good one I would just have to get like home. I think it's like curb. You should get a stand by me. Oh, what? Okay, do you know what a stand by me is you should get one? I think you would really benefit from one What is that so it's essentially like a giant iPad? Oh, hell But it's like a TV, but you can roll it around so say you're like doing chores. You know me Yeah, yeah, I'm like the ultimate TV watcher. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, it's like, you know Wait, why don't you get one? Well, okay I've seen them on Facebook Marketplace, and I've like thought about getting one because the you know It is such I have so many on like Emma and all of them have it Yeah, I was gonna say I saw it. I've been purchased of a lifetime like Holy shit and it's touchscreen and you get a remote and like it's just the best like whoa I would totally get one, but I'm just like, you know, I have damn near a TV in every room But I'm like you're eating in the kitchen or like doing chores or like when you're just like Trying to like douche. Yeah, it can just roll with you. Wait, that's crazy. Yes Wow, really? Yeah, and it's like you but it's huge. It's like like I think 30 inches No, and not cities. I'm like I need to I just have like never had a TV in my room before and I tried it When I was like hell is hired after Vegas, and I had it in there for like a couple days and like it was a little scary To be honest, but like it was like like changing Loki. Oh, I'm but like the I don't know. Well, I'm like if you do a stand by me like yeah, because the girls will use it for like YouTube and shit Right. No for sure. I mean, yeah, I don't know I don't know. It was really nice to just lay in my bed and watch TV But I'm like I was in my room for like three days straight and I was like this is dangerous territory I'm in but the thing is I mean dangerous. Yes, but I think like that's it's important to rot. Yeah, no totally totally agree with that I'm listen you know me. I'm like I be I'm the CEO of TV No, like yeah, and like like that's the first to come right before there's TV in the living room, too I know I think about it and see what it's like Well, that's what I'm gonna say to see it by me because it's just like a little more like right I just like don't look the idea of having to wheel it around to be honest because I don't think I need it like that Well, I was just saying if you don't want something that like sits on your yeah Like less like takes up less space and is a little more like compact Yeah, like just like a small TV. That's like not doing too much. Yeah. No, I get that for sure I don't know. I'm gonna see something but anyway, so yeah Well, do you have a neighborhood watch Yes, my neighborhood watch my neighborhood watch is lavender on YouTube. That's my girl I've been doing her meditation every morning. I feel really awesome and she does affirmation videos as well, which are so D and the morning window. She's my girl. She's everything So lavender on YouTube shut up love her. Love her. She's everything. Okay. Let me think well the real T is My neighborhood watch is the same as last week's I think which is handmaid's tale right maybe even two weeks before right but I'm just like I was so late to the game Like I didn't know that they were like taking it as hard as they were taking it and I knew and I heard But like when I tell you I've watched no other TV Other than handmaid's tale like I've never been so I've It literally made me be like thank you God for TV Thank you Jesus for like what you've done for like the TV community because that show is like Those are my those are stars. Yeah. Oh for sure And shows insane. Yeah, it's like absolutely bad chip but also at the same time. I'm like Wait a day at minute and you have so anyways so yeah and I will be watching the testaments honestly that's the whole reason yeah that was the whole reason why even watch Handmaid's Tale was so I could watch the testaments and get the full lore backdrop but I'm like that's so fucking good like they eat crazy guys like thanks for being here we love you guys and we'll see you next week we'll see you next week bye

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The hosts celebrate Smurnoff Ice’s fan edit, where consumers vote on new retro-inspired flavors like Arctic Berry Freeze, root beer dream, and watermelon lime, with prizes including a trip to NYC and merchandise.
  2. The hosts express surprise and excitement over a surprise Smurnoff Ice product reveal, jokingly considering eating it despite initial hesitation, highlighting the brand’s creative and engaging marketing.
  3. The conversation shifts to personal reflections on a 27th birthday, including emotional vulnerability, a sudden connection with a stranger at a store, financial anxiety over designer brands like Chanel, and a journey of financial and emotional growth from past impulsivity to current caution.

Summary:

The episode opens with a celebratory, ad-free segment thanks to Smurnoff Ice, which shares a fan-driven flavor edit where listeners can vote on retro-inspired ice cream concepts like Arctic Berry Freeze and root beer dream. The hosts react with enthusiasm to a surprise product reveal, joking about eating it despite reservations. The tone then shifts to personal storytelling about their 27th birthday, which felt emotionally intense—marked by unexpected feelings, a serendipitous encounter with a stranger, and financial unease over luxury fashion brands like Chanel, which they now approach with caution.

The hosts reflect on their earlier impulsive spending habits at 22–23, contrasting it with their current mindful, research-based decisions. This includes a detailed account of purchasing a Balenciaga sneaker and a Gucci bag, both of which were later questioned due to price and fit. The emotional arc is further shaped by a stressful drive back from Vegas after a trip with a girlfriend, during which a family member’s illness forces a last-minute change in plans.

The episode closes with a lighthearted discussion about vacation destinations, a nostalgic mention of reality TV shows like *District Disparence Alive*, and a humorous yet sincere reflection on food and personal growth—particularly regarding a beloved LA restaurant allegedly affected by vermin, which the hosts defend with passion, emphasizing their loyalty and the importance of community and safety in dining. The tone balances humor, vulnerability, and self-awareness, offering both entertainment and insight into personal development.

FAQs

The Surnoff Ice fan edit allows consumers to vote on new flavor concepts inspired by retro Americana. Fans can participate by scanning a QR code on POS materials or visiting www.surnofficefanedit.com from May 22nd to July 22nd. Each person can enter once per week for a chance to win prizes.

The fan edit features flavors like Arctic Berry Freeze, sour grape splash, strawberry swirl, root beer dream, watermelon lime, fruit punch cooler, peachy pop, and traco la chiller.

Participants can win a grand prize of a trip to New York City to attend a live show taping, or a first prize of Surnoff Ice merchandise prize packs.

The surprise package is described as unexpectedly in-zane and exciting, with the host admitting they couldn’t see it in advance, highlighting the element of surprise and novelty in the brand's offerings.

The host was shocked by the high prices, such as $6,300 for a small Chanel bag, and noted the prices are rising, making such purchases feel out of reach, especially with inflation affecting luxury goods.

The birthday was emotionally intense, with the host crying throughout the day and feeling overwhelmed, unlike past birthdays, which were more joyful and celebratory.

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