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okay well i met some young women the other day when i was at my friend's birthday and they came up to me and they go you've been talking to us and i go pardon they go you've been talking to us now i've been dming royal otis a lot on instagram no don't tell me i didn't realize i've been dming two young women a lot on instagram because they are running the the royal otis account so thank you thank you too thank you to my chosen family those two women that are running the royal otis account um yeah i already got the impression i was speaking to otis i was or or royal i don't i didn't really care one of the two young men i wouldn't really care oh my god i was talking to otis oh my god what when's the last time i recorded in this part of my home oh my god i don't know why what are you seeing i think this is my ew ew connor ew no that's not okay no absolutely not no connor no put it down down boy wait was it where did it go wait was it just the peel or a full banana no no no no i mean that is a peruvian puff pepper i'd like to propose a toast um hang on do not like this is no i'm not gonna there's nothing to peel i'm not kidding it's in it's a completely dehydrated banana was it just the skin or was there a banana inside no there was a banana in this whoa like call me crazy but i really understand where jet black yeah i can't even look where is it i've never seen a food of any kind turn i've never seen a food of any kind turn i've never seen a food of any kind turn i've never seen a food of any kind turn i've never seen a food of any kind turn i've never seen a food of any kind that shade of midnight sky did you hello 9-1-1 what's your emergency you lost your banana i don't want you to put it back to your face oh oh wow that smells something like i've never experienced i think it fermented a bit fermented ew um well that's a testament to how clean my home is there's wow there's no i mean there's not a fruit fly in sight that took my breath away anyway now that we got that out of the way hey brooke hi connor welcome back to brook and connor make a podcast you little thing oh i'm still thinking about that banana i know i'm looking at it so it's giving me the same feeling in my stomach that chapel runs red carpet dress gave me at the grammys yeah like ow you know what i mean the banana's giving you the same feeling as as like a satin dress dangling from her nips yes like ow like ooh like current like cringe like my body hurt like it's like hurting me i was just kind of thinking like not that like a dress is weighing a ton on your shoulders but i was like how nice to take the weight off your shoulders for a moment to put it right of course but yeah but it's just like making me wince i guess for some other things you could hang from your nipples i'm thinking like if you only wanted to make one trip from the car after you've gone to the grocery store how nice would it be if your nipples were able to if your nipples were up for the challenge it would be really nice to just carabiner some bags on the one one one tit honestly not a bad idea to have a harness that has like multiple clips for like five bags and you can just attach them to your body whoa i think it's i think it's a vest they have that as a vest yeah is he would you mind looking up bag carrying vest yeah i hate that that happens when this happens you hate what happens honestly they don't really have what i'm talking about when i invent something and it exists oh no they don't oh that no i'm talking about you can like add carabiner to this i'm talking about like carabiners oh this is very gotten very sexual yeah i'm talking about pretty quickly something different so broke wearing a full leather head-to-toe fit going to the grocery store sorry it's just to make it it's just for ease of carrying sorry it's my carabiner vest i'm not really into anything crazy it's just it just happened to be leather but it's it's for carrying all my bags yeah anyway that's something to to think about we touched on jugs earlier in the in this in this podcast what did we talk about when it was hands-free jugs remember when i think we were oh we've definitely spoken about jugs i don't remember what we were saying when was the last time you interviewed for something the last time i do you mean like for to get a position or like i was interviewed by like a media outlet no no not a media outlet yeah like you were trying to get a position and i was like you were trying to get a position and i was like you were trying to impress someone via your skills it maybe doesn't have to be for a job but more so just like in general what is an example of that that wouldn't be interviewing for a job like your date no not a date my apartment my apartment i just like met my landlord when she was giving me a tour so i wouldn't say that was an interview no okay i think when i bought when i last applied for a it's been a while do you think you could sit down and do an interview and like crush it absolutely not oh for what i don't know i had to interview for my apartment you did what kind of questions did they ask you like what's your like what are your hobbies what do you like to do why do they care i think they're just trying to get a read and obviously i lied my butt and cheeks off yeah what did you say i was like i love to swim i don't know why swimming game i like i do love you loves to swim i don't think that that's like a unique thing to me but i do think that like that being top of mind for me does does let the the receiver know like this young man loves human basic activity like that's like a base level activity primal yeah like a primal activity like a like an like an ancestral um almost instinctual activity swimming and i didn't there's no bells there's no whistles okay so leave every bell in the whistle you thought you had about swimming at the doe okay yeah i'm talking for the love of the game bobbing around like an apple perfect treading water sure diving underneath opening my eyes it doesn't matter the medium of the of the body of water it could be chlorine it could be salt water it could be fresh hell it could be a lifeguarding course i have yeah have you how long did you have to tread water for i don't remember i think it was like five minutes yeah i think we have to do 10 one of yeah one of my friends did it and like we thought he was joking he like went underwater and he was being fr and he was underwater in a big way he cramped which is like a scary thing you can cramp you can totally cramp i'm so good at floating on my back that it's like i'm this i'm safer in water than i am in land i'm better at floating on my back than i am standing on my legs how often are you floating in water tell me pretty damn often connor okay so when you're floating in water and you turn onto your back it's like a ball okay this is me you're being interviewed i am the most buoyant person you know okay cool this like right now you're nailing the interview the interview is for a position of tadpole nice you know i was a whale in in my swimming group in camp can't get higher than the whales baby cannot get higher than the swimming group like in like out of all the levels at camp i was a whale okay i see not a lot of kids make it to the whales no they don't you know why i made it to the whales why because of my performance on my back so you have a way with words young like young young young hussy thank you do not call me we have we have one one young hussy in the studio we're joined today with one young hussy she's great on her back and she is a whale no i know that's mean sorry she was a whale so do you remember when we did that like all american rejects we watched the music video in the video it's like i like hate fat people even though my mom is a whale it was like you wrote that down and they put your face in that music yeah young man i hope i really hope he i i hope that came back around like these 15 minutes of fame like i don't know if he found his 15 minutes within the all-american reject i'll keep you my dirty little secret music video like i don't know if he found what he was looking for i sure hope that wasn't reflective of something that happened to him like a lived experience i really hope that was just like they were handing out the cards at random and he happened to draw that no i think that That was his. That's true. That's truly his darkness in his heart. Like that is someone that's like watch list vibes. Yeah, I think that was his. And I think his 15 minutes of fame lingered longer than 15. Like once you hold up a card that says my mom is a whale, like that will linger in your life. I hope it did. Like I hope that he had to answer to that. You deserved it. Did you see the movie The Whale? No. Did I tell you about my experience watching The Whale? Yeah, you were sobbing on the plane. Yeah, and then I switched it over to, not the holdovers, Mr. Whatever with Tom Hanks. Oh, a man called Ove, but Otto, right? A man called Otto, Ove? Ove is the book. Oh, you know, one thing about me. Not a big reader. No. I do want to discuss something with you. Wait, are we getting into our book that we talked about last week? I was kind of going to mention that. Because I changed my mind. And I wanted to explain. No, you can't change your mind. I was getting really hyped up. Well, let me pitch you something. Okay. For those of you that don't know, in the bonus a few weeks ago, Connor and I decided to do a book club. And we were going to read Morning Glory Milking Farm, which is a Minotaur romance. I think it was just The Milking Farm. I think it's Morning Glory, baby. I think that was what, is it, are you right? Yes. Morning Glory Milking Farm. Okay, so if you're wondering, like, what could this book be about? It's really just in the title. And every innuendo that you think that they could be making, they are. Like, it's pretty much laid out for you. They're jacking off the Minotaur. 158%. I was going to pitch. What about Jane Eyre? What if we did that? Is that a Dyson product? I don't know what. No, it's like a classic. Okay. Like an old Bronte classic. See, like, we had, like, a really fun thing going. I'll do Milking Farm. We, like, met in the middle. This looks really, really, truly like I'm going to change my major if this is a required read. I will do Milking Farm. I just, I saw Withering Heights and I made it, I added to my New Year's resolution, read a classic. So, which I don't, like, want to do it, but, like, I'm going to. And I thought it would be lovely. It would be less painful if you did it with me, but I'll do that. I'm down to read a classic. Like, it's confusing how they characterize books as classics. Like, I'll read 1984 with you. No, I mean, like, one of these that is going to test my limits. There is a reason why all of these authors killed themselves. These books are snooze fest. I don't think any of the, I don't think the Bronte sisters did that. They put their heads in the air. No, you're thinking about Sylvia Plath. I would like to read The Bell Jar as well. That I think I'll actually like. Yeah. I mean, like, I guess I watched Love. Island, UK, and they all, that's a good show. Sorry, I'm not meaning to, like, mix. Where was the connection? They all killed themselves on that show, like, tragically. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah. And I found that out as I was watching that season, and it did ruin it for me, which is no surprise. But, like, knowing that Sylvia Plath did go via oven, like, I think going into it, I'd be like, oh, this is interesting. What are you saying? You know when, like, an artist dies, and it's like, what's that saying about when an artist dies and you start to appreciate their work more? I know. I don't know if there's a saying, but it's just a thing. Like, appreciated post-mortem. Yeah, it's like, why don't, how about, how about we appreciate it while we're here? Because I would, you know? Yeah. That's almost worth, like, faking your death for and seeing, like, what people do with it. That's my favorite episode of Friends, is when Ross throws himself a memorial service. Yeah. Have you seen that? Yes, of course. No, you haven't. No, I haven't. I'm sorry. I don't know why I lied. It's okay. But, okay, we'll do Morning Glory Milking Farm. I think we do this. This is baseline. Let me grease my wheels a little bit. Okay. I don't, you're not gonna, I don't think you're gonna love it. The thing is, I don't think you're gonna love it. So, I really feel like we're meeting in the middle here. Look. It's not like. I could see. See, this is, no, I can't. I was gonna try to convince myself that I could see, like. But, liking him, I can't get on board with the Minotaur. I can't. Look, there's been many that, okay. And I can't read. Like, that visual is like, that visual is not my favorite, because she's clearly, she's filled the jar up with some, something, and she's, she has gloves on. Which, the thing is, I can't. We will be tested. Yeah. But, you know, Luke of Book Talk Reddit, as a social experiment. Is that Luke right there in the middle? Yeah. The one from the tractor? Yeah, he just came across my desk last week, and he followed me. So, I followed him back. Yeah. So, now Luke and I. Oh, that's great. Oh, he's, he's read this book. He has, he read it as, like, he was like, I will do this, but, like, I won't like it. He really liked it. Go figure. Yeah. Sometimes you, sometimes the milking farm is where you least expect it. Sometimes the milking farm is right under your nose. Exactly. Sometimes the milking farm is what you find along the way. I'm really nervous. Wow. I'm excited. When do we start? I gotta. I gotta get the book. I keep forgetting to get it. I have it. Izzy has it. You'll get it next week. I have it. When you're here. I have a copy there? Yeah. I got it. Izzy. Oh, how fabulous. Can I just see it, Izzy, and just open to a page and kind of see what type of content we'll be working with? Yes. Yeah, I want to get it. Oh, great. At the office. No worries. Yeah. Okay. So, Morning Glory Milking Farm it is, and if you'd like to join our book club, we'll be doing that as a bonus. Starting later. Okay, can we click that bottom? I'm sorry. That bottom right image, and maybe this is a passage. Oh, a passage? Of the book. She should have let go. Violet knew that. She told herself she ought to do so immediately, but she was hypnotized by the way his heavy balls throbbed as he came. Each spurt into the milking machine originating beneath her fingertips, and she began to squeeze them in time, helping him empty every drop. So, I'm down for Jane Eyre. I'm not. I think I can't. Do you want to do Jane Eyre? Can we? Do you think we could maybe, um, can we look into a third option? Between Milking Farm and Jane Eyre? I think we can find something in between the two. Um, okay. If you guys have any suggestions for something that meets in the middle of a Bronte classic and heavy balls, please let us know. I can't think of anything. Think of a Vindigra, Vindiv, Vindiv, Vindivire. Yes. What is it called? Venn Diagram. Venn Diagram. Venn Diagram. And think of something right there in the middle. In fact, forget the Venn Diagram. Yeah. Like, think about a spectrum, and we're thinking Milking Farm on the right, and we're thinking Jane Eyre, Bronte Sisters on the left. I think the key for us is that it has to be out of both of our comfort zones, because we have to have a, like, shared experience, and I think that we'll get that when we venture on the, to the edge of our comfort zone. And a little bit past the edge as well. And is it a Venn Diagram? Is that what, so are you back to Morning Glory? Not at all. I'm saying that there's got to be something that meets in the middle that is also out of our comfort zone. Because, like, I could be like, let's read this romance, and, like, I'll like it, but, like, you're, you're going to be miserable, you know? Yeah. Maybe there's a classic that we would both like. What do you? Which, by the way, I have to, I have to bring this up. Something that I am so excited about. You know, they're doing a live action. Tangled? Um, they're doing a live action. What's, The Boys on the Island? Oh, Where the Wild Things Are? No, the, no, I love that. You know I love that shit, but hang on. Um, Boys on the Island. Lord of the Flies. Lord of the, they're doing a live action Lord of the Flies. I've never read that. Do you want to read that? Did you already read it? I don't want to read that. I mean, years and years and years ago. I don't, no, I don't want to read that. Okay. But, but I appreciate it for what it is. Oh, it's a TV series. It's a new book. It's a new four, a new four part live action TV adaption of Lord of the Flies. Um, it's set to be released on BBC. That's how you, it could be really good because it's on BBC. Um, and it's filmed in Malaysia. Love. Yeah, that will be, I'll really enjoy that. I have a, um, I have like a lot of TV stuff to talk about. Okay, should we just move on from book club? Maybe we circle back and revisit towards the end. Yeah. When we have like a more firm grasp on reality and like what we have in common. Maybe, maybe, maybe by the end of this, we'll find somewhere in the middle. Um, okay. Okay. Let me go. Let me go through. I also have a lot of media to speak of media. Yeah. Like book. I have a movie, a TV show and a book, all of which I've consumed since we last spoke. All right. Well, do you want to just start with where they're? Where they're in heights where there's no, that is a, it is a tough for me to say. I think I said withering last time, but it's more of like withering. It's more like where there's originals than you get. Your grandma has at the bottom of her purse. Um, here's what I'll say. Yeah. You guys know I have premier blindness. Let them know. So you, you can't really trust this review. Unfortunately, I have loved every movie that I have seen at a premiere. That means I also loved It Ends With Us when I saw it. it at a premiere then saw it at home hugely different experience so I don't know I really really enjoyed myself and I thought it was great but again that being said I don't know if you can trust me um I do know for a fact like obviously it was like visually stunning and I thought the performances were incredible I had no idea what the story was about and I would imagine this is very largely different from the book that being said I didn't even know the tone of the story I thought it was more of like a hey can I jump in real quick you may what are you talking about withering heights yeah I'm like I I like I don't even know what you're referencing plot line what like what did you what did you see there if there was no plot line and you didn't know the tone no I'm talking about the book I'm saying I didn't know anything about the book going into it oh I see sorry continue it's okay I didn't know what the tone of the story was I didn't know what the plot line of the story was so I was very surprised by the way the movie went yeah and I guess I don't really want to spoil anything but like um I I also know there are a lot of people who feel very strongly about the book and I would imagine that you this movie will not be for you if if that's the case um but I mind really can we just like I'm not gonna watch it I want to be very clear that um and you know I love my boy one of my closest confidants J.E. was great J.E. yeah um I have been pretty significantly turned off by the press surrounding their like off-screen relationship like whatever's going on with that oh how like they became emotionally codependent or whatever okay so like there has been like this progression of like every movie that has a male and female lead and and any actually any leads um where the movie seems to be dependent on the press around these two maybe having a romantic relationship off screen even though like one's married and one's dating and like will they won't they and it's like very very weird and like no one's buying this one for some reason and I don't know maybe because it just like feels inauthentic like Margot Robbie doing an interview and says that she's pretty codependent on Jacob Lourdes she she found herself looking around for him when she couldn't see him and like didn't know where she where he was and I'm like one you're married not that that's ever stopped anybody speed bump not a stop sign and it's Jacob Lourdes like no one would blame you but I they got matching rings and then they like I don't know it's like is it throwing you off at all you saw the movie so I don't know maybe this um I mean that's just how it goes I'm like now I think that's how they sell movies but like this is a this is an adaption of a classic I think people would have been curious enough as it is you didn't you don't have to like sex sells do this do this much it's just disappointing to me to look at these two a-list a-list a-list a-list celebrities buy into the like the like sorry like anyone but you press tour where it's like we're fucking so you guys should see the movie I have actually not gotten any romantic vibes between them it's like the whole press thing no I know but I haven't gotten romantic vibes I've just gotten like like weird Margot Robbie had a shrine to Jacob Lourdes during Wuthering Heights that so that I like that platonic platonic shrine I know you have a lot of platonic shrines yeah so I don't know I knew it like not yeah I guess I'm not buying it like you said like I'm not sensing the romance no no one is but it's actually turning me off to the movie so I think that I hope we see a correction in the in the press tour situation where it's just like you guys don't have to be having sex because at the end of the day you are actors so just go ahead and act like you're having sex on screen and then you guys can go home I hear you like they put so much money in those things maybe just like buy some buy some billboards you know yeah I haven't watched too much of it of the press um I find Margot Robbie to be so beautiful that it act it like it does not upsets me but it's like I don't need to look you know you don't need to what to look at what Margot Robbie her yeah oh I see because she she is just like so beautiful I'm like cool you know yeah I don't think you're the first one that's ever said that yeah no and I won't be the last but yeah I haven't engaged too much so I yeah I think but I think a lot of people would agree with you yeah that was my only thought now can you can you can we just give a warning that you're going to spoil it for me really quick and then if you're not going to see it you can listen if you are going to see it see it skip I'm not going to spoil it but I will I will say the tone will you spoil it to me no because I don't want to like someone's bound to listen and then get mad at me skip the next 30 seconds I just didn't like it's I'm going to spoil it right now sorry one two three she dies like pretty a gruesome death like it's not like a love story the way like they I guess they were in love but it's not a love story by any means it wasn't really it wasn't really getting getting you there I mean no it was still really good it was just I thought it was like more pride and prejudice which I think is classic like yearning love story and this was like there was a darkness just the prejudice it's just the prejudice exactly um but there's yeah it was just like made me feel sick and I saw you sobbed oh my god at the end yeah wow that's sad yeah um okay well that I mean that was that was a good question about I was curious I was I was never gonna go see it though this doesn't like this doesn't like do anything for me I wonder if it did anything for Jacob Elordi because he just won all those awards for Frankenstein I wonder if this was just like this one's just for me no I I think that well he loved he works I think him and Emerald Fennell have that thing that a lot of directors and actors have where it's like you're I like I will use you in all of my projects like Emma Stone and Guillermo no not Guillermo who's that who's that director the one like Begonia and you know what I mean Yorgos Yorgos yeah wait I watched Begonia oh how was that um um like okay what's weird is that like I this is like a movie that you could really have Begonia was like really it had like an artistry to it but it was like almost like a little bit so unsettling um and I'm sure there's like an underlying theme that I didn't care to think that far into I was just kind of like oh my god like what it was so it was so almost SNL-y if that makes sense Emma was really great Jesse Lemon's bad Brooke I don't know like I really don't know I haven't I haven't watched a movie I've been like you are so good at movie reviews no well I know you're like okay how was Wuthering Heights there was a tone to it there was another I'm not sure no Begonia I Begonia I wasn't I wasn't I watched Begonia and I wasn't like huh but I was and I also wasn't like huh I was kind of like hmm do you know what I mean Connor the thing is 100% I do it just like it just was hmm hmm okay okay was it more of like okay Brooke yes it was totally like okay okay thank you for letting me know thank you okay okay but it wasn't like okay do you know what I mean but it also wasn't like okay yeah it was like okay well it was like well yeah for me Wuthering Heights was more of like oh absolutely okay okay so for me Begonia was like well I just watched a movie that's well said well well I just watched that that's what it was yeah I get that yeah yes oh that felt so good to get off my chest yeah um so that's that now and that's what it is now to looking towards the future I am very excited for White Lotus they casted White Lotus me too and if you didn't think that they were gonna of course Mike White kiss the ground you walk on Helena Bonham yeah casted for could you think of a better casting no and can I raise you Chris Messina you can I've spoken about him ad nauseum in this very chair I don't know that wait have you really yes you know who wait have you really yes you know who he is Mindy projects and yeah from that show he is Mindy projects and yeah from that show I do well Marissa Long is a friend of mine I do well Marissa Long is a friend of mine oh wow and Alexander Ludwig that's great I mean Chris Chris Messina, that's a brilliant casting. Can you go up a few? I could see Caleb Jontae Edwards causing some problems for me and some people in my life as well. What? I said I'm looking forward to getting to know the guy. Of course. I think it's going to be completely brilliant. I think this is a great casting. I want to see Helena Bonham. I don't know what I want to see her do. I want to see her do it all. I'm curious. Brooke, we are truly saying a whole lot of nothing today. That's fine. I want to see Helena Bonham act. Well, here's what I'll say about her. I've only seen her in very dark roles. Yes. So I'm curious to see what she's like in this type of production. I'm going to make a call here and say that she's going to be an overwhelming protagonist in this season. I think she's going to be happy-go-lucky, and I think things will happen around her, but not directly to her. Okay. Let's keep our eye on that. And watch that space. Do we know when this is set to release? We do. 2027. Spring of 20- Probably around May. Oh, they're not even filming. I guess they just cast. Yeah. So. Wait. Okay. So, yeah, there was that. Very excited for that. I don't want to be an actress, but I want to be in White Lotus. You want to be a dead floating body? No. No, I want to be one of the cast members. Yeah, that would be great. One of the main ones. That's a dream of mine, too. You and I could go in and die pretty quick. Yeah. I'm fine with that. Me, too. Mike White, I just know that me and Mike White would be boys. Yeah. Speaking of boys, Dan Levy and Rachel Sinnott have created a new comedy series together called Big Mistakes. Okay. Is that not very cool? That is very cool. The series follows two incapable siblings who are blackmailed into the world of organization. Oh, that sounds fun. Doesn't that sound fun? Yeah. And they will star in it? Sorry. Who else is casted in this? I don't see Rachel Sinnott. Taylor Ortega. So, this is Natalie Ortega's sister. Natalie Ortega was on tour with me. Oh, and Jack Inanen is in it. Wow. Okay. Very fun. I didn't realize they had already cast. Upsetting. But good for Jack and everyone else involved. Um, great. I'm looking forward to this. We are getting, by the way, I'm about to read through, like, a handful of TV and film coming up. And it's all really great. One, there's a Stranger Things animated series. Go to hell. Let it go. How long is this going to go on? Next, we're going to get a Riverdale animated series. Stranger Things should be a lesson in, like, what not to do. Like, they had me so wrapped around their finger. And then they just waited way too long. Like, I've never not finished a series. Like, except for Stranger Things. You got to let it go. The art of letting something go while it's still going really, really well. And everyone's on your side. It should be studied and it should be put into practice by franchises of that scale. Well, I wonder if it's the same thing as playing Blackjack. I wonder if you just can't. Like, I could never if I have, like, $300 and I started with $100. Like, I'm going to keep going even though I know I should walk away. Yeah, and that's called a gambling addiction. People go to rehab for that. I'm saying I wonder if it's the same thing. Like, I wonder if the Duffer Brothers have a gambling addiction. 100%. They're addicted to it. And guess what? They have an animated series coming out. Someone, their friends need, well, I'm sure. Wait, are they doing it? I mean, it's called Stranger. It's literally, look, it's literally first trailer for the animated Stranger Things series premiering April 23rd. And it's on Netflix. There's no way they're not doing it. And collaboration with Flying Bark. Yeah, the Duffer. I think I will watch it, unfortunately, just because I'm, like, craving a cartoon. You're part of the problem. But I think Odessa Zion is in it, as she should be. She's struck gold recently. I don't need to even look at this in any way. Who else is in it, actually? I'm curious. Okay. Yeah, Odessa's in it. And that's all I know. Where are you seeing her? Oh, there she is. Cool. I'll probably watch. I mean, do you think it means anything when your original cast won't stick around for another rendition? No, they would, like, I would not expect them to. You don't think Sidney Cink would be a voice? Sadie? Sadie? No. I would not expect them to. I was talking about Sidney. Okay. Next. Who's ready? Me. Maggie Gyllenhaal has a new movie coming out, The Bride. Christian Bale plays Frank, who is obsessed with movie musicals. He develops a parasocial relationship with movie star, played by Jake Gyllenhaal. The film features big-budget musical sequences. Is it gay? It appears to be gay. This sounds great. Yep. It's Maggie Gyllenhaal's. She's cast her brother. This sounds awesome. And Jesse Buckley. Wow. When does this come out? It's horror? Um, it doesn't say. It does. On here. It's horror. Oh, my God. It comes out next month. Wow. Exciting. Wait. This is completely different. This is in 1930s Chicago. A scientist brings a murdered young woman back to life. So I think this is a different film than what you might be reading or no? No, it's not. It's, it's, I'm, I'm reading it. Do you have anything about bringing someone back to life in your synopsis? I mean, I'm sure that maybe that's just a high level plot point and they wanted to include what would do well on Twitter. Okay. Can I be cruised too? Okay. We'll watch the space. Yeah. But if it's what, if it's what you told me it is, I'm, I'm pretty damn excited. Now, what do we know about Margo's got money troubles? I want to read that. The trailer has been, what? I want to read that. Okay. It's starring Ellen. It's starring Elle Fanning, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nick Offerman, Greg, Greg Kinnear, Thaddea Graham and Nicole Kidman premiering April 15th on Apple TV. Yeah. That's going to be really good. Are we ready for the next one? Okay. Lucky. A new series starring Anya, Anya Taylor-Joy. Anya? Anya. Good Anya. And Timothy Oylefant. Okay. They couldn't have picked two weirder names to put together. Good luck. They're pretty normal. Rest in peace to everyone involved. The series follows a con artist. Who has to go on the run from both the FBI and a ruthless crime boss releasing July 15th on Apple TV. Okay. I don't think I'll watch that. Something about Anya Taylor-Joy, nothing ever works for me. So probably, like, this seems like it would be up my alley, but it's, like, it just never works out for me, sadly. No, I don't think I'll watch that one. And then I think I have one more and then we can just shift gears, okay? Okay. All right. What do we think about, they cast the Beatles, so there's a movie coming out, The Beatles. Yes. It's starring Barry Keoghan, it's starring Paul Mescal, it's starring Harris Dickinson, and it's starring Joseph Quinn. There's very, there's a very, there's some very, very spectrumed takes on these. There's some hot ones, there's some cold ones. No one likes Joseph Quinn's casting. I, like, can't, I struggle to perceive Barry with this hair. I don't. You like it? No, I don't like anything, really, when I see him. Well, I just said I struggle to perceive it. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm in the same boot. Boot. Yeah, it's tough. It's a tough one. Yeah, I do think he's a really talented actor, but he's hard, like, I mean, it's just, like. Yeah, that is not awesome. Like, I'm serious, if I saw him in person, I'd be like, I swear to God, he just. He just cast a spell on me. Like, I feel cursed. And no offense to him, he's, like I said, he's very talented. Am I wrong, or is this going to be four separate movies? Did I make that up? I think it's four movies. Do you think I was too mean about how Barry Keoghan looks? I, no. I think, I'm sure he's aware. And I said I was struggling to perceive him, so I think you're fine. It's four separate movies. So. So. They all come out at the same time? So, is there an order, or is it like, Bridgerton, you can kind of, like, they're interconnected, you can kind of read whenever? Shawn Mendes? No, Sam Mendes. Not Shawn Mendes. Sam Mendes is directing. Oh. Released in April of 2028, designed as bingeable theatrical experience, while all four films on individual members. Will be, uh, will be released in the same month. The specific day-to-day release order has not been finalized. Hey, good time to get AMCA list. In over two years from now. Now, the thing is, like. Like, I gotta play pessimist here. No, I guess they're filming four movies. I was just kind of like, putting out four movies at once is just, are these going to be in, like, box office? Or if it's. If it's bingeable, it's probably streaming only, right? I was thinking in theaters there, it's a theatrical experience. Okay. Well, what upsets me in my home girls is that if you can't go to Belanoche, where the hell could you go? One, two, if you're beefing at a wedding, you should just say beefing at the wedding. Why the hell would you take that to someone else club? Now three, if you're releasing four movies, are you buying four movie tickets? Like, that's just like, they are ripping us to shreds financially. Not a few of a list. I know, but what, what a time to, to be like, Hey, we're releasing four movies. Come see four movies. That's like insane. It is. I don't think it's ever been done. First time for everything. Um, I have, I, I'm, we can keep moving right ahead. I have one more that I'm going to, I'm going to have when love is there and love is real. Age won't matter. Age is thrown out the window. When singles search for their soulmates in this new reality dating series hosted by Nick vial and Natalie joy age of attraction comes to Netflix on March 11th. I'm excited. And I'm excited too. This is something I will be tuning into. Um, it appears to be milf Island and I am excited to see how this goes. I could see this going really well. This is like a really good example of how we were talking about, um, dancing with the stars being like, it's a good combo of this and that. And I was thinking like the golden bachelor has like just people their age. And it's like, okay, what if this person's into younger people? And what if this younger person's into older folks, then, um, um, this is a perfect combo. Absolutely. Do you believe that age is just a number in terms of dating in terms of dating? I think age is just a number in general. I'm experiencing that right now. Yes. In real time. Okay. With dating. No, just in my life. Okay. Day to day. Got it. Just age is truly just enough. But if I was like, I want you to meet my boyfriend and I walked in the room with like a 58 year old, what, what would you think? What would I think? Like, honestly, I'm not like, unless he was a 14 year old, I probably wouldn't say anything. I really don't. I'm not asking what you would say. I'm asking what you would think, what I would think. She's like, I'm also 58. What does he look like? You know, is he a looker? Is he, is it, listen, if you came in with totally hot, yes, Brooke, I would be like, look at you. Okay. There's my hussy. Yeah, I would, what I would say is, um, you come in with like, you come in with like a Martin short, you know? And like, I'd be like, yes, he's so fun. Like we got to get dinner, you know? Like I would think that, and he's paying, but I'd be like, this is awesome. This is so fun. I don't know. I'm not like, yeah, thank you for your support. I think that if I came in with a 50 year, 58 year old woman, I think that you would, your group texts would be, your phone will be vibrating off. It's off. It's the ringer. Well, yeah, but that has nothing to do with what I would say to you. Right. But yeah, I would, I would, I see that and would love that for you. Well, I'll be watching this show. When does it come out? Oh, I've no March 11th. Okay. Which is insane. See, we have soon. We're having a good, we're going to have a good month. We're going to have a good spring full of TV shows, which is going to be great. Cause it's cold here. Um, is it cold there? No, it will be 80 something today. Well, I can't wait for next week. I'm going to go to the beach. I don't know if it will be. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it will stay until next week. I'm going to put a gun in my mouth. Let me see. Drops into the sixties on Tuesday. Oh, drops of Jupiter. That's just my luck. Yeah. But you know, I fully went to the beach and like, got like a tan this last week. Wow. Yeah. You are glowing a bit. That's very nice. Um, they haven't picked up the trash in New York in 12 days. Why? Cause of the weather. Yeah. It's pretty much the same. It's pretty much like disgusting. Is that why you're holding onto your banana? Just, yeah, there's nowhere to put it. Out of respect. For the streets? Yeah. For the, for, yeah, for the men on the streets and the women on the streets, I absolutely need to hold onto any and any and all compostable items in my home. Is that not impressive though, that there was a rotting banana sitting in the studio in my, in my house and like, sorry guys, it's not going to happen anymore. I'm an adult man. Age is just a number though. At the end of the day, but I'm an adult that shouldn't be burping into the microphone. I apologize. And I own up for that. Although it's better out than in. That's what my dad always says. I wouldn't even call that rotting what your banana did. It's like a different process. It's like dehydrated. Yeah. It's something remarkable. Which makes me think like if that banana dehydrated in such a way that it is rock hard, what's happening to my body and lungs and organs in here? I think it's a different thing. Fruit versus humans. Yeah. That would be a good video again that I'm sure you would play. I guess that's fruit ninja. It is fruit merge basically. It's me against the fruits. Fabulous. Oh, fabulosity. Just like really quickly to touch on Bridgerton. Are you watching Bridgerton? What, what do you mean? Have you always watched Bridgerton? Yes. And I have said from the beginning, you know, Jonathan Bailey as Anthony is one of the brothers. And yeah, I have always said from the beginning, I'm a Benedict girl. He's another one of the brothers, which is crazy. Cause like you have a brother that's played by Jonathan Bailey and I'm, you know, I'm in a relationship with one of the other brothers, which is, you know, insane. And I have said years ago, his season, once you see Luke Thompson on the big screen is going to change lives. I don't know who Luke Thompson is. Plays Benedict. Is that the character? Plays Benedict. Benedict is one of the brothers that I, I'm a Benedict girl, right? He, he's changing lives in front of, in front of our eyes. He's the artistic one, you know, you would love him. He loves to go out. Oh, he looks like Jonathan Bailey. Well, they play brothers, but I think he's just a white guy. Yes. But anyway, I saw him in a play two years ago in London. Yeah. And I just, I guess it was on obsessed, but I was like, mark my words. Like it is going, like this season is going to be the end of us all. And if you haven't started watching yet, I would, um, that's it. It's pretty severe. Lee. Awesome. In a scary way. So that's, it's so nice to have something to come home to. It is, except for they only released four episodes and then the next four, they're releasing on February 26th, I believe. So what I would also say is if you are enjoying, if you are enjoying the season so far, go ahead and read the book. Um, you can read it before the rest of the series comes out. That's a fun little thing to hold you over. I really enjoyed the book. Bridgerton is a book. Bridgerton. It started as a book series. Wow. People love doing that. Yeah. Classic. Isn't it? Yeah. Um, some adaptions are adaptions are epic. Oh, totally epic. Something else I wanted to flag is that I've gotten really close to my Spotify DJ recently. Yeah. Um, I don't think I've really used him before, but yesterday he let me know. I'm in, uh, John Travolta's top 1% of listeners. From like musicals. I, I guess it's from Greece, but like, isn't that an amazing thing to be? Yeah. It makes me feel special. Cause like how many other people can say that? Is John Travolta still with us? Yeah. Didn't. Olivia Newton. John is not. What? What? What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. John is not. What was it? Oh no. Was he in some hot water or no? Yes, but I'm pretty much confused by his existence and like what has he has gotten? He has been taking the rocks school of roundness. How has he gotten so perfectly round? I don't, I just never get like bald guys. Like when they have like no hair, like at all. I don't know. I don't know. Like no like little stubble, you know, when it's like shiny. Well, yeah, I mean, he's a, he's has so much money. I'm sure that they have people for that to make him shiny. But I wonder how his head almost comes to a point. I wonder if I had no hair on my head. I've always said I, I know for a fact I have the ugliest scalp. Yeah. I don't think I would look like this. I think that they, people would really be like, how long do you have left? Yeah. Yeah. I would like be spending hours and years at the dermatologist. If my scalp was on display, like there's so much when I feel my scalp, I'm just like, I don't know what this is and I don't want to know. Brooke, it's not my business. You bet your fat ass. It would feel so good to get in your bed with a bald head, like crawling around like an earthworm. I would be burrowing in all my pillows, like head first, like, like this, like, Ooh, like you just probably slide back. I would get silk sheets. I would put my bald head all up and I would probably sleep with my head at the end of my bed because I'd be under the cover around. Oh my God. I would grease myself up like a sea lion and I would, you know, those videos are sea lions and they're upside down and they're going to the kelp for me and my bed. Yeah. I would shave. You know what? If I go bald, I'm shaving my whole body. You don't really have any hair anywhere else. I have hair on my legs. I have more. On your legs? Yeah. That's all to say. You probably do. You have light, you have light hair. I have no hair on my arms, no hair on my, like my thighs. I have no hair on my arms, no hair on my, like, my thighs. back no hair on my back i'm jealous of your of your legs and shit like that um well congrats what try not to burp that was really hard i held it in though um um are i don't know have you been on tiktok recently um not really i mean like obviously like yeah but not in a way that's like i'm consuming new content it's more just like i get a lot of ai foods talking like this rice this animated rice it's like don't put me in the fridge something something and then like a banana store me at room temperature or else i'll some you know you just get a lot of angry fruits and vegetables i'm getting the animated medication oh i'm potassium don't take me in the morning um i i'm gonna make your stomach hurt i'm like oh potassium evil yeah it is helping me so much i hope they're using that in schools because if it already exists like obviously we shouldn't feed into you know demand breeds production for these ai videos like if we're eating them up and they're doing they're being engaged which which they are i'm sure the creators are like let's do more of these but it is really no i have i have learned a lot about how to store my food that's all i'll say storing food the medication are the supplements i'm taking really really fabulous stuff happening on ai met animated medications unfortunately pretty sucked in i have lost about 2500 and our tiktok followers from just not opening the app the past two weeks which has been a fabulous uh a fabulous purge see ya don't let the door hit you on the way out is one two please come back like i'm just taking a small break you know like i'm still me you still post on tiktok i haven't posted in a while you know i have my my tiktok fatigue where it's like there's just always a new person that's so funny and i'm like that should be me like i should have come up with that idea and then i'm like i'm i like don't even want to be on here if they're on here um but i hear that there's a a new uh bald eagle couple on tiktok jackie and shadow that like people are pretty much gushing over oh my god i don't know jackie and shadow yeah and this is like one of my favorite videos i've ever seen i've never seen a favorite things i love these i've always been obsessed like at the rodeo in houston they always used to have like a little incubator that would have a lot of small chickens and chicks in it and they would be hatching from eggs and i would be locked and just watching them come to earth for the first time and be cracking through the shell crack crack crack and then their beak gets out and then their little gross body follows but these these bald eagles they're they're a couple it's jackie and shadow oh i thought one thing was like a human no jackie and shadow are both eagles oh you see here there's closure i mean they talked back and forth for from wherever jackie was they're chatting um something ate one of their eggs before jackie joined him in the nest after being gone for nine hours they both broke out into the most beautiful in-depth conversation yes i don't think i've ever witnessed them being vocal for so long who is reporting on them this is like one of the so this is one of my favorite things like i would like to watch during the super bowl i would like to have like a thumbnail of jackie and shadows like in a red zone type situation but it's a it's a it's a gopro nest live stream of jackie and shadows nest they've gone through ups they've gone through downs and they're still together and their resilience is something something from from days of yore like this is a magical thing that these two have look at the caption i think you could all learn a lot they're they're grieving parents too so they're they have lost several babies yeah jackie and shadow displays the resilience and devotion to each other i hope they move on and possibly have another clutch of eggs yes yeah i'm trying to remember what happened to their og eggs a raven a raven ate them and i'm a fan of ravens that's the thing if we were watching if i was watching a gopro video of the raven i'd be clapping i'd be cheering my shirt would be off i would have the r i would could probably recruit a v in you know to be in the stands cheering for raven unfortunately i'm on jackie and shadow side so this was sad to see and they still stuck together i do hope that they have another clutch of eggs i'm on that i'm i'm on i subscribe to that what was that animal that kind of recently was being filmed and they were pregnant but it was immaculate conception was it the mountain lion no it was definitely an aquatic i think it was a gator i was it a stingray yeah it was a stingray stingray what happened to the pregnant animal it was a gator it was a gator it was a gator it was a stingray they figured out that like it was not immaculate conception at all like one of the other stingrays fucked it no but there were no other stingrays something else had happened like what like another like something had had sex i think maybe it wasn't pregnant was it full of gas and farts what ended up happening sick charlotte this is a year ago saying charlotte alone singer is pregnant aquarium now says she's sick okay this seems like a cover-up now like not to be conspiracy theorist but like maybe the government might have had a hysterical pregnancy brooke you shouldn't say that that's a that's a genuine that's a real thing she died she passed away the major update okay they killed her a rare reproductive disease she she was very vocal about not being suicidal and then now she's dead it was a mass or fluid buildup rather than actual babies yeah that's so upset a lot they love to say that it was a fluid buildup confirming her death after months of medical issues yeah right right that's so upsetting wake up people like this should not be happening so often when else did it happen um what how many whistleblowers died during that boeing thing they were full of fluid too i wonder whatever happened there it's funny we haven't heard anything from the boeing folk in a while by the way boeing huge fan love your work i have to fly tomorrow um are you going to la tomorrow no i'm going to i'm going to the super bowl tomorrow the super bowl is tomorrow it's on sunday then how are you going tomorrow i'm going out to san francisco tomorrow is that where the super bowl is yes wow yeah i'm very excited the patriots are going who's in the big game this year patriots that's why i'm such a yeah i'm like so so so so so stoked listen to this aiden our friend is just a huge fan i'm going i'm going with abercrombie and fitch wow but yeah i'm stoked on that but um he bought a ticket because he's such a patriots fan he's from boston how much does its ticket to the super bowl run you i didn't ask but like i was he's like this happens once in a lifetime i'm gonna go well i'm just curious not saying this is how much he paid but it whoa it's a pretty severe range it's 4500 to over 50 000 that is just in insane that is crazy okay sorry continue no that's all i really had but listen to my travel schedule coming up is it gonna give me hives yeah i mean my it's not lost on me how incredible the things i'm about to say are like it's like this is this is like when i'm like my life is a movie this is like timothy chalamet what i'm about to say i'm going to san francisco for the super bowl i'm coming la see you guys in person it's gonna be amazing i'm gonna leave you i'm gonna go to vancouver for my just for laughs show which i'm so excited about you know how much i love vancouver and it's gonna be huge i think i'm playing this theater that i really like and then i leave vancouver and i fly from vancouver to milan oh my for the olympics oh we need to chat about that i'm out of town for the olympics oh we'll be fine okay okay yeah we'll be fine because we're gonna report twice yes why did i tell you that just because it's insane um yeah i'm so excited i think i might be going to new york in april what i think i might be going to new york in april will you let me know your dates when you get a second yeah i don't have them but okay um i did a show i okay get this when you're doing crazy oh god yeah okay i'm done burping you guys please stop i did a show with noel last night our boss noel how was that it was great so i like i'm doing a show with noel miller i'm thinking oh i'm opening and i was i was opening so i'm thinking i got 15 i love opening you know it's 15 minutes usually like when i did it with jake shane like people don't there's the stakes are very low for me i'm doing 15 minutes at the top going out as an opener people already they viscerally react to jokes i don't know the science of it at all because you know i used to go out first and when i go out at the end to close people are so like excited to see you know happy and like excited it's because they were warmed up you have to warm up the ground and i didn't notice that until i started having openers that like oh going out cold and you're the first person they see there's a visceral reaction to you could say the funniest joke in the world they don't just go stone face they actually frown they go go home you know so i think i'm getting there it was at the the college - Okay, I've never actually heard of that. Do you know where in New Jersey? college of new jersey where new jersey is the college of new jersey uh it's in central jersey okay a place that doesn't even exist really if you think about it now um i get there i'm almost there it's like two hours from manhattan and then i'm like cool you know i'm just doing 50 minutes to go no no you have an hour you're doing like 45 to an hour tonight i go oh that changes things i didn't figure out till like 15 minutes away that i was doing like 45 minutes but it was a great show i had so much fun and you just kind of have a show tonight pivoted on the spot i pivoted wow pivot yeah you pivot that's what you have to do a master of your trade ah don't be crazy bro don't be crazy seriously all right champ i have to use the restroom i'm sure you do too we're just ending on me like just telling you stuff about what happened to me like i don't want to i don't want to end on that well what would you like to end on you i want to end on something and you can walk away whenever you feel uninterested i just want to like bring something to light remember when there was when labubu started coming out and there was like a group of people that was like these are demonic so like great like these are these are harboring demonic spirits you can you can go pee i can just hey i can handle this no it's all good i really truly think i'm on their side now when labubu's came out and they've quietly like kind of faded into the back and they were being 3d printed they were like at she in and they're like at every bodega and they're at every kiosk at the mall they're spraying perfume they're putting a slip at a labubu into your bag they're selling them as like buy spend this much money get a labubu i do think that maybe they might have been harboring some sort of spirit from the like a dark spirit because things have really gone i'm not one of those people that's like oh we're in hell everything that like the world ended in 2020 and this is hell but i do think that maybe labubu's might have brought something brought something with them i'd like to look into that and see if there's anything that's going on with them i don't know i'd like to look into the origin of labubu's and who created them and what was the reason and was it just cute or was there an underlying hmm maybe it's a thinker maybe we dive into that okay we can also look at how matt rife's ownership of that haunted object i really annabelle thing is going yeah he owns annabelle yeah let's look into that as well okay in the boat all right well we'll leave you there if anyone has any answers re labubu and their creation and their purpose here on earth let a bitch know sorry let us know if you have any suggestions for us to read somewhere in between milking farm and jane air thank you guys for listening thank you we will see your ass next week uh have a good weekend goodbye