Two Hockey Fans Talk About Hockey & 1D in Japan

[MUSIC] [MUSIC] All the things you said, all the things you said, running through my head, running through my- [MUSIC] >> [LAUGH] >> Guys, we're back, okay? We never left for y'all, but we sure did leave for us. >> We left for us, we were actually on a three-week hiatus, which is why when everyone started y'all- >> You're really blowing us up. >> Literally? >> Are you blowing us up, being like, y'all, have you seen heated rivalry? We'll have you. >> We'll have you, cuz we were late, cuz by the time we watched it, literally the finale came out like two weeks after I was like, no. And it's no shame. >> No, we watched it. >> Yeah, we watched it live, actually. >> Yeah. >> Did you? >> We did, because the finale only came out a day later. >> I watched it when it was all done. >> Because I don't play that next week shit. >> I don't. >> I don't play that. >> I'll play that. >> As soon as people started talking about a cottage, I was like- >> Well, I had no idea what the hell everyone was talking about until I posted that I was watching heated rivalry, and then I was like, see you with the cottage. Also, can I say something to Gen Z, which is like guys, we need to get our vocabulary together, because the way y'all were talking about this damn show in my dams in Gen Z slang, I thought somebody was gonna die. Like everybody was in my dams like, episode five, you're gonna fucking kill yourself, bro. Like you're literally- >> And then it was just like peace and love. >> And it was literally the sweetest thing I've ever seen. >> Spoiler alert, kind of. >> With- >> Oh, honestly- >> Spoiler alert. >> But like, if you haven't seen a- >> I don't fucking know. I don't know why you fucking dragging your feet, type shit. >> I don't know. >> And we also have Hunter Scott with us. >> Hello. >> [LAUGH] >> Right, and like, can you guess who's who? >> Hey. >> Like, can you guess who's who? >> No. Can you guess what character each person relates to the most? >> Well, I'm sorry, like, I'm an Ilya as bitch. >> No. >> In the sense that like, I'm sorry, I can't do that nonchalant shit, it's out. >> She's not nonchalant. >> He's kind of like nonchalant. >> Ilya is nonchalant. >> Are you okay? Well then, let's switch outfits. >> Ilya. >> No, Shane was literally, oh, y'all know what, have me fucked up? >> Yeah. >> I'm fucked up? No, I'm fucking real. You want to know what, have me so fucked up? >> What? >> Like, literally sleep fucked up, vibe fucked up. >> See, and this is what I'm talking about, the Gen Z bullshit. Because then you're going to be like, and they hug. >> No. >> We be talking about shit like it's like a catastrophe. >> Yes. >> Well, what? >> What? >> Well, because remind you, eight-year-long situation ship. And the way that I did it, because, okay, also, and also, let me, before we even go forward, let me clarify what I meant by nonchalant. Okay, can I be honest? Can I say something? More what I mean is I feel like Ilya has a sparkle. Like, he's the county one. >> No. >> Yeah. >> Well, okay, sure. Maybe he has that little like, like, you know, he like, you know, I don't like that Rizzler shit. I don't like that fucking fuck with a Rizzler. >> I do. >> I don't like when someone comes out to me and they're like, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. >> I'm like, what that? I do fuck with that. Within the context of, like, I do, like, if we're talking about, like, the shy versus not shy, like, I'm gonna go with the not shy. >> I'm gonna go with shy every time. >> Well, and then that's why we're in these colors. You see. >> You see. >> Because I'm sorry, Ilya was doing the goddamn thing. >> No, 'cause Shane was literally just there, mute in the corner. I was like, thank God. >> Because he's just-- >> I like that. >> Can I say? >> I love that shit. >> I'm both, like, hey. >> No, I'm loving-- >> They get in the gang. It's the yin and the gang, but like-- >> And they go together, like, real bad. >> But I'm just saying, if I was at the, well, and here it is right here, but I'm like, if I was at the clerk, like, I would be, like, I'd be falling for that hot, hot, hot, hot, hot shit. You know, and that's why you be like, hey, mute. >> Yeah, I'm like, why? I'm like, what is, what's so, what's so, what's there to be, why? What's so beautiful mind, and that beautiful mind, God. >> What's there to be mute about? >> Well, I'm a lot to be mute about. >> Sorry. What you were going to say? >> What I was going to say, the shit that literally had my vibe fucked up, sleep fucked up, like, Rem, like, if I had an aura ring shit, it would have been on one. Like, it would have been, like, sleep not good. In the, in the thick of it, and they had a quick ass link, like, literally. >> Which one? >> I don't know, they fucked it real fast. >> Because they were all, they were all quick ass link. >> But this link specifically, Shane went into the elevator and was like, we didn't even kiss. >> When I, and I don't remember that, now I have to watch it back. It's for science. >> When I tell you that part, like, oh, we fucked, didn't even kiss. >> Because it, no, it don't be like that, but like, well, it'd be like, well, it'd be like that, I'm sure. >> Well, in the secrets of it all, but when I tell you that part actually had me like, go ahead and get the fucking straight jacket out in the padded room, like, real bad, because I was actually, yeah. >> And it's like, my thing, though, is like, not to literally be like, talk to you, like, he was fucking sucking dick and cock in my birthday party, but like genuinely went, oh, oh, oh, oh, great. >> Oh, great. >> But like, no shade when I was, the whole series, but like specifically, like, me feeling my bang sweat, I'm like, oh. >> I'm like, talk to you, I'm like, my bang bout to be like, my bang bout to be wavy, it's okay. >> I talked to you. >> No, I was watching that shit feeling like, talk to you Westbrook, because here's the realty. Like, here's my tea and like, not to sound like moderate as fuck, but that shit, like, that's cone. You know what I'm saying? Like, when I watched it, I was literally like, y'all are sucking dick and cock. >> Y'all are sucking dick and cock in my birthday party. >> Yeah, y'all are sucking dick and cock. >> Is that not kind of crazy? Like, and hey, and hey, and hey. >> And like this. >> No, no shade. >> But I'm just saying like, the girls were sucking dick and cock. Like the head bobbing, I was like, no. >> No. >> I was like this. >> [LAUGH] >> I was like enough. >> I was like, I was like, girl, not's cone, not's cone. >> No. >> Stop enough enough. >> The way if I was in high school or like middle school, what? >> Baby. >> High school, let's focus on high school. >> Baby, baby, they knew, like literally high school. >> They knew God damn, God's plan. >> They knew God damn ball because the God damn way. >> If I was watching that in high school, and I would have been two inches away from the screen. Part two, I would have literally had the promotion I had the whole time. >> [LAUGH] >> I could flip it back to Disney Channel. >> I would have literally just died. Like, I'm not even like, I would have just fucking died because I'm like mind you. And I already said this on TikTok, but like. >> We laid this brick like that last 20 years ago because I'm like, this, this show. Like if it was in genuinely like the 2016 trend, I'm like, you bitches don't even know ball. Because if this show came out in 2016 when bitches literally had the master list out. Bitch, we were waiting for bitches finals to be done. They literally like, a, English ate my first language. This is my bus down and they literally used to write shit that actually had your toes curling type shit. >> No, literally you too. >> Those were the right shit. And then go on spring break for two weeks. >> Oh. >> You'd be like, I'll fucking kill myself. Like the big three, like the big three was, I have a final coming up, sorry. English is in my first language, sorry. And yes, I'm about to go on spring break, sorry. And those motherfuckers. >> What's your litter writing? >> With a quill. >> With a quill mama. >> And by candlelight, like you bitches don't even zone. >> You bitches don't even know. And so I'm like, no. >> You bitches like, thank you. >> No, and if you're your bitches like, thank you guys so much because I wonder where y'all are at. Like y'all are literally like writing like linguistics type shit. But I'm just like literally watching that had me like. There's not enough just like, what pad bullshit. >> And also I will say my favorite thing about the series is the fact that like, no one dies, no one gets AIDS, no one gets fucking hate crime, no one like, no like, bad shit happens. And I'm like, let's keep it like that. >> Well, because nobody wants just like, romance, no more. >> Right. >> That's the real T and I've been done saying this, like y'all can literally rewind the tape. I've said this like five times. Why aren't we just doing romance? >> Yeah. >> Why aren't we just like two bitches falling love, fuck it. >> Fuck it. >> Y'all remember, fuck it. Like all these other like bitches, and that's why again to the Jensy of it all, like I thought. Like I was literally watching this shit like with my cursor over like, I kept like, I kept like going forward a little bit because I thought somebody was going to get like hit by a bus. >> No. >> Like the way we were talking about it, I was like, I was somebody clearly dies here. And like, this is going to be a very sad story, but then it was literally like not. >> Okay, so have you seen one day? >> No. >> Oh, see. >> And you know like if anything, and again back to the wall pad, like if anything says like hashtag side ending, I don't do that. >> No. >> It's true, guys. My will not watch it. >> I, because I don't want to be sad on purpose. >> I don't want to be sad on purpose. >> I don't, the whores like genuinely like shit already so fucked up. I'm like, well why would I like try to feel sad? >> No. >> Already. >> But I'm like, let's get back into like a heated rivalry. Like I genuinely am so, I've never been more interested in sports in my life. Like I'm very curious about gay people right now. And if there's any gay hockey players right now. >> What is hockey? >> Did you see the div? >> Have you checked out? >> That's awesome. I'm focusing on gay boys right now. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Did you see that the hockey player came out? >> Who? >> Boots. Wait, can we look that up? >> Oh, me waiting for someone to look at. I'm like, what? >> I'm sorry. >> Okay, we're just getting back. >> Sorry. >> Sorry. >> He's like. >> This is looking. >> Hockey. >> You know, but a hockey player just came out. Like literally I saw it like yesterday. And I was like, fuck yeah, there we go. Boom. >> Thank you. Boom. - And inspired him? - Yeah. - Oh my gosh, I'm going to cry. - And I'm fucking going out, you hear me? - Jesse, something. - Jesse, Courchou, sorry the font literally being size 10. We're like, right. - No, and that's the realness, it's like y'all, let's go ahead and start raising our fucking y'all, y'all, y'all. - No, let's raise our fucking y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all on Kip and fucking Henry Scott. - Well. - Which mind you, I can't-- - Scott and Henry Scott? - Scott and Henry Scott of Michael Scott fail to leave. - Wait, is it not even Henry, is it? - What? - I think she will, I think she will, I think she will. - Well, because maybe, again, sucking dick and caulking my birthday party, I don't know your name. - What the fuck? - You guys got Scott and Henry, is that what you're saying? - No, Hunter, Scott, right? Scott Hunter? Scott Hunter. - Don't want to be so bad. - No shade, but respect to my name. - Everybody was talking about episode five, episode six, episode three, mother fucker. Literally, like Dorothy and Wicked, like literally my room up like fuck yeah. - Like fuck yeah, that shit wrong. - Okay, sorry, Scott Hunter. Mind you, I was calling him Andrew Scott for Scott Hunter. - Andrew, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. - That's exactly, it's like that episode of. - Wicked. (laughing) - It's like, well, it's like, let's wake her up. Flea back, don't play. - It's the last. - It'll pass. - Ooh. (laughing) - In the sense that, damn, he's 49, work, mama. - Scott and Henry, I'm gonna-- - Scott and Henry watch, though. - Scott Hunter. - Where the hell am I getting Henry from? - I don't know my heart. (laughing) - I don't know. - Scott Hunter. - Can we just mind you find his part as crazy. - His face card is something here. - Yeah, you only, woo! - Yeah, you're, bitch work. - I'm like, hip is so me core, 'cause I'm gonna live in like, I love the crib, like yeah, I'll stay. - Yeah, yeah, I'll stay. - Can't be more bad as fuck, because I do think I would make a smoothie. (laughing) - No, and he was living the YN bus down like hell with the cafe, like, huh? - Oh, yeah, like yeah. - No, they, they-- - I just add the banana, fuck. - The beard fierce, too, okay. - It's like, fuck's what, it's like, fuck's what? - Fucking bad, I don't want to hear shit about, shit about, 'cause he's, he's that classic. - For I saw this TikTok, and it was so shady, and I'm not gonna, I'm not coinciding on this at all. (laughing) - But I saw this TikTok, I wish I ever would visit it. That was talking about how like, Hollywood has so many NEPO babies, and that's why nobody's fine anymore. Did you see that TikTok? And they were like, it was so fucking shady. Like, it's funny for the keykeep, but I was like, uh-uh. But it was like, well, 'cause everybody in Hollywood's like, NEPO producer kids and those are like, behind the camera faces. Did you see that? Did you see that? And they were like, they need to go back to pulling bitches out the sawmill, like, yo shit, fine, like, come here. And I'm like, well, where did he come from? I literally was watching those shit like this. 'Cause that ain't right. And I'm not saying, I'm not saying his shit right, when I am saying his where did he come from. - This is Scott Hunter, bitch. (laughing) - Girl, Dick and Cock didn't even see the faces on the show. Did not even see the faces on the show. - Baby. - That's him without a beat. - Where is he from? - Look at the middle part of Canada. - He from what? - Canada. - I know they make niggas fine as if I can get a, you know how I know that? - No, I'll wake that up. - 'Cause Justin Bieber, bitch. - Gotta keep an eye for this. - Wait, Dom, he's in Twin List. - Wait. - Really? (laughing) - Just don't know nothing about nobody, like, I don't know. - Oh yeah, he's the fine shit. - Mind you, it's a 2025 film that was like last year. - We saw it. - We saw it, I saw it. - Oh no, I know, I didn't see it though. - Oh, right, right. - But I'm like, you don't remember that face from last year? - No, because he had a hat on. (laughing) - And wait, six, two. - Six, two. - I don't know. - He was in Schitt's Creek, he was in Schitt's, what was he who was he? - That middle part really beat, well, 'cause I saw his name was something else. It didn't taste good. (laughing) - Uh-huh. - And then I saw him with a middle part, and interesting. Interesting, I'm really interested in him. I don't know, what was the next question? - Well, and that's why I'm like, y'all we ain't got none to worry about, so we laugh outie. You know what I mean? Like, he look gay. - Ooh, what? - They are just actually-- - And I'm like this, can I tip my hat to the gentleman? Honestly, here's what it's giving is like, anyone who gets up on fucking 4K and sucks dick and cock. Like, I'm literally like, and let me take my helmet off, because, again, not to sound like talk to you Westbrook, but like, when I was watching it, I was like, imagine, imagine you score that role and then, like, you at the premiere, which your mom like. (laughing) Like, sucking it from the back at the premiere, like, oh. - We gotta believe that. - No. - Well, I will keep it on page. - Yeah, so-- - I'm so sorry, but I do also have to give a shout out to Wajia. - Well, this was definitely, yes, this one was for Wajia. - 'Cause Shane Hollanda, what's it, Hudson Williams? - Guys, the way I really, Hudson, I don't know the IRLT. - Okay, well, I don't know that, I know he's funny as shit. That's what I know. - Oh, Perianca. - He's like a real key key. Like, I watched their interviews, because I resorted back to that one, no fucking seed. - Genuinely, that's where I had to like, put, like, I had to close my laptop. I was like, maybe I can watch this one, some interviews. - Just so you can see that he's a fucking key bad, but she won't leave you. - But she won't leave you. - And the, in the, in the fantasy-- - Yeah, yeah, let me say universe. - That's Ilya, that's Shane. - 'Cause I'm trying to let them drop, they shit up the dough. - Okay, well, I'm just letting you know that he's a goddamn key. And like, please come on the fucking podcast, stop playing. Both you and Connor Hudson and Connor, please. Like, I just, like, I come on, please. - I just want a fucking key with y'all. Like, that has, like, I just have a question. And if I'm in a muzzle, it's not even because like, I need one for real, it's just like-- - No, and I'll drop a bit shut. Like, it really ain't no tea, but-- - No, all he also, and I will say, Connor, right? Mama, that accent, my heart, that accent. - Learning Russia, fast, fast, fast, fast. - Learning Russia. - Learning the whole country. - Learning Russia, the geography, really. - Learning Russia. - Learning Russian, like, you ate that because the real tea is before I saw the show, I saw a clip of them talking, in English, in like, just, you know what I mean? Just like talking, like, his regular fucking voice. And like, I saw it and I was like, period. And then I watched the show and he had a Russian accent. And he was speaking Russian, and it was so good that I literally like halfway through the show, I remember thinking to myself, like, oh, that must have been, like, I must have remembered that wrong or something, 'cause I was like, he's quite obviously from Russia. - No, 'cause when I started watching the interviews, which, honestly, that's really what set it off. Nass here. - And that's why I'm literally like this. - Because it's the way, too. Like, we don't talk about this in the fangirl of it all, in the fangirl fucking brain. Like, the way I would literally fucking sneak my laptop. No picture eats. - 'Cause I don't wanna see shit about fucking shit. - No, the picture eats like that face card nasty y'all. A, period. - Congrats. - Congrats, like, this is my dapp up to y'all. - Yeah, for sure. - That's about all I can do and like, no hugging. - Like, personally, like, if I played that role, like, I, it wouldn't be giving which all gave, okay? It wouldn't. (laughs) - Aw. - What was I gonna say? - Oh, the way that I would literally sneak my laptop down, and literally watching so many goddamn 1D fucking interview 1D at its 1D, like, actually, like, just clockworked or into my shit, like, in the nastiest way possible. And I would do the same with Justin Bieber, like, literally the music videos, everything, baby. - You had to. - Now, I started doing that shit where I started, once I started watching the interviews, I'm letting you know now, it's like something, like, on again. - Well, yes. That's called pair of sociality. Like, I'm literally like, you see? - No, and that's why I literally, like, genuinely, that's when the frontal cortex kicked in, is like, for the first time in my life, I saw, like, a fork in the road. Like, usually all those things go together, but this time, I was like, and if I start connecting to them as people, in a way that's through screen, just pack it up. - It's just like, I bought with them, like, they're funny as shit, and I'm sure they're a key dot. And thank you guys for what you did, okay? Just like, know that, like, culturally, like, y'all really did your big one. - Y'all did your big one in a nasty ass way, and like, thank you, and like, I'm just already like, sitting here, like, sitting on my hands, like. (laughs) - No, oh. - Huh, I'm like, I'm sorry. - I'm literally hockeying. - No, I'm like, I'm sorry. (laughs) I can't move it. Yeah, no, y'all ate down, and I just, I am gonna rewatch just for science. Also, I will say this now, I will say it, and like, I don't mean to be like the Grinch, but like, I don't want a season two. Can I be honest? - A season two. And well, apparently there's three, like, there's three coming, but here's my tea about, like, shows. It's like, I think the way, I would say also that the ending did kind of, like, lend itself to, like, what we gonna do. So, like, I get it. But like, a season, like, ah. Like, I would take, like, a flea bag. I would take a fierce fucking two-parter shut up, but here's my, here's my worry. Writer of heated rivalry, if you're listening, 'cause obviously you're listening right now. My worry becomes specifically when it comes to, like, romance plotlines. When the first season sets it the fuck off, and they're literally, like, ending that shit like this, like, literally two out the fucking plane, the second season always be, like, his head was cut off, and then it's, like, we're cut, like, they have to, like, the ass were cut off, you know what I mean? So, I'm, like, for that, I'm, like, guys, but here's the thing, like, not too much. - But if you, like, the conflict can, like, be, not, this doesn't have to be about them. It could be about life. you know, the other shit going on like a brush of it all and like my hope would be that it would have to do with like the game Or maybe the PR. Yeah, it's based. Yeah, so we already know what happened. It's based on books and there's seven I guess so there you go Another one coming out another one coming out this year. Oh, she's still writing She just she was on spring break. She was honestly if I was her I'd keep writing to Rachel read well honestly Rachel you eight But I'm just okay, then I'll read the books and see what the tea is I guess but do I want to but I'm just kind of like Yeah, that's my that's my fear is I feel like for a lot of romance plotlines like you know You got to add a little conflict and then it'd be like if I see another person come in and it's like oh, I'm your ex I'm about to blow this motherfucker up right cuz that's always the shit. Oh my ex is back Right no. No, I'm setting this bitch off low boozey style like a tough guy common goal Yeah, I guess they might not all be about Shane and Ilya but so there's at least With a lot with love if we just like you know what I mean like let's run a Bridgerton style. Yeah, like new faces which Shout out Bridgerton comes out soon - right, right god damn. Thanks. It's about to be upington It's about to be upington and stuckington Oh, yeah, oh my god, it's in like two weeks wait, what? Now we have to order dresses. I know I didn't even get my ball gown. Yeah, wait and this one's a Cinderella story Cinderella yeah, she's a maid and then you know that guy. You know that brother The hell I would not obsessed with him obsessed with him and he'd better do his little one too He's got a sludge shit. He'd better do his sludge shit and bring that back Well, cuz season three wasn't giving that season three was giving like I don't know but like season four I'm like let's talk to the big boss. Let's talk to the big boss. No, let's talk to something about something Oh, and um, but how would them and thank God like isn't that the whole point like I don't know Oh, not part one and part two. They said y'all are gross No, they said we saw which y'all did with heated rivalry like 26 the breakoff is crazy guys y'all are so fucking greedy with that y'all are greedy like greed is getting out of fucking hand like the greed in the world genuinely you guys enough. Can I talk about greed real quick? Can I talk about greed? I talked about how I made my last door dash order Because for the first time I genuinely like looked at my door dash order and I was like this is greedy as fuck So I'll set the scene Real quick also I started my period yesterday. So I've also just been stressed guys a nothing changed since last update like I've been so stressed that my body is literally like Let's make cuts. Let's make cuts like shut that down shut that down period a week early. I'm like fuck right But the tea about that though is I was like wondering why I was craving so many things like very fiercely because I was like Why have like two more weeks and it's like okay? No, it's because we're running it a little boozy style right now right now So I had a craving for I started eating red meat again. Wake that up a little bit Wiener schnitzel chili cheese fries. Okay. No shade shout out Wiener schnitzel. I don't give a fuck like if you literally just Growned like this next part just skip just skip because Wiener schnitzel chili cheese fries they go and do it every time Like they flavor that shit with like I don't know That's the thing I don't know I was hallow craving it and I was like damn when I opened door dash if I ordered just one thing and it's far as fuck for my place It was like $7 chili cheese fries. I'm like $40 and I was like That feels like not so smart. So I'd also ordered pizza rolls when I instant credit groceries So I was like I'm gonna eat the pizza rolls because that's gonna quench the craving of like pepper like I don't know Like it's just gonna crunch the craving of like cheat the craving right the craving of like cheesy like. Oh no So I made like 12 fucking toasty no pizza rolls. I ate those it didn't like can I be honest? I literally ate them and I was like no, but those aren't the fries though because like they season those fries with like Something some not good so then I was like fuck so then I spent the next like hour and a half like going back and forth between like whether or not I was gonna like door dash and then I was like well then door And then door dash put them together group order for my so it takes the delivery fee off some I ordered a boba too while I added a boba to the cart Because it's giving a few double dash sims randomizer like Is giving a few double dash and I know have to make the delivery like it's no team. It's no shade So I'm from like $20 to like 14 or something like I'm like you know Um, so I stared at that for like an hour And I was thinking to myself I was like this is just sick like I tried everything like I literally I ate the pizza rolls I had like a whole dragonfruit like I was trying to quench it, but I just like wasn't any more sweetness you see for sweet Well Okay, and no shade I was full and like I don't know who else gets like a bottomless pit on their period But like I was full as fuck but my brain was literally like it ain't cutting it like it's just not cutting it So then I was looking at the door dash order for genuinely an hour and a half like with my head down like shame Like shame as fuck And then I did it anyway like eventually I pulled trig and then it came at like 10 o'clock and like after I ordered it I literally was like this is the last time Oh because the cream is taking over me. Oh mind you because during the holidays Lost my absolute fucking mind during the holidays Actually have lost my mind in a way um, I actually was like okay period. Yeah, and all listen I'm not a cop. I'm all for losing my god damn mind like I and if I don't find it I'm usually not too pressed about it. Yeah, but this time was like particularly like I was like oh You know what I mean like I looked in my That's how you know I looked at my fridge and I was like not a damn thing is mine in here like I've just I just even losing my god damn mind. Yeah, um and so like when I came back to LA and like have been back in LA actually for quite a while now um The way the other night I went fucking Nasty like nasty with a fucking poochie outfit On some talk go Bell because they brought back the fucking case serrito and I don't know how's it. I haven't I I just really Like I'm like oh, well, it's been there. I just recently like learned about ball, but and the dipping burritos Whatever they don't give a fuck. Well, that's how you know because my fridge is also empty and I'm really like yeah Yeah, the dipping burritos. Yeah, um So literally ate that shit in a way that was like primal ate that shit in a way that was like oh wow Yeah, like oh wow like I actually like The next day had a moment of reflection and I was like I'm in fact locking back in and by locking back in I don't mean like I'm being like fucking you know like okay I'm only like have like lemon water Like you know those people on tiktok who like will literally cut up like strawberries and like broccoli and be like Oh, there's 12 piece bonus Yeah, another 12 piece bonus And also too is always like double like it's literally double double Toilet and trouble like I don't know yeah because right after the holidays is in fact my birthday Right and the way that like I like it's my birthday like I don't know what y'all want me to do Yeah, so and we went to New York for like We did go to New York. We were yeah, we were supposed to be on break for three weeks But we kind of a little short because we went to New York with coach shout out coach team. You thought she was a key as fuck um And literally had the only like New York minute like the only New York minute like that us would be 70 hours Not even 72 Jen is like I need to like sit down I need to sit down like my shit's literally like oh no like I'm running my shit like oh fucking Yeah, especially right now with everything that's going on with everything that's going on Yeah, um, you know what I mean like genuinely guys like if anybody wants to build me an apartment for under like A certain amount. Let me know um, but yeah, you know, you know, well that's been like my vibe is I feel like Ever since Here go the excuses ever since I was like okay like I'm moving I like I genuinely can't even step foot in the kitchen like I'm literally like what's the fucking point? No, and that's so valid because like it's same as when you're going out of town Yeah, it's just that same mindset of like oh, I'm leaving town. I'm not gonna buy groceries. No literally But then it's like that's what I said the first week and now it's three weeks later You see so it's like I don't know like I've literally been eating like a kid at school. No I I have I have and it's okay like everything I've eaten has genuinely been frozen the last like two weeks I'm like well And it's no tea and then I'm wondering why like my right eye is shutting my periods are really like I genuinely don't think I have a single Neutral in my body right now. No, I I like I've been running my shit like scurvy style Because of my eyes are literally yellow. I'm like, I don't fucking know But I haven't drinking water though, so it's like pick one So it's like, I don't know. No, I've been running my shit in a way like that gets people scurvy No, no, because I like mind you. I haven't stepped foot in a grocery store probably like a month No, and it's just been like fuck it, but anyways, I've I'm on the straight and narrow a little bit just love I'm just even shit off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like kind of just like Like like I'm just like hey, no, I you know when I went to dinti fun. I got the shriek beans Well, and that's literally been me going out like I'll get a I was in New York like I'll get a salad That salad louise and they're like - Like turning to dust, babe. Like, ain't no shade though, ain't no shade. I'm still up, hey. I'm still up in my leg, falls off in my leg, I'm still up, like it's cool. - Are the Vietnamese guys? - Guys, guys, guys, guys. And see, this is why we needed to take breaks. Like, we needed to just go live life that like shouldn't even be talked about, but it's like, let's talk about it. - Oh my God. - And I'm gonna say it too. Legos, is it called Legos? - No, it's okay. - Is it called Legos? - Yes, okay. - The Fugazi, the clothing brand has a coffee shop attached to it in New York, which shout out Fugazi. And all the workers there, they're mad. - No, they're so sweet. Like, actually, it was very fun. - And the shit, good. - Yeah. - That's the thing, that's the thing about, you know, sins, they used to call those sins. - Honestly. - The shit, good as fuck. Like, we both ordered Vietnamese coffee. Boom, love of Vietnamese coffee, love her. - But this one specifically, because, okay, here's the thing. - This one specifically, you know what? How many weakest fuck? - Go ahead. - Just had a little kick to it. Go ahead. - What how many weakest shit? Was I tasted it? - I was rolled to the back of my head. It's like, you would've dead. I thought, "Vecna gone." - No, we took a shot at, we took a shot at Don who holy. - No. - Like, my shit was giving Vecna gone. My ass, 'cause I literally went to the upside down, came right back. And it was like, no, 'cause Shiny would leave. We like, we took a sip. I literally took a sip and like, looked up and smiled and I had one, too. That was like, "Fuck." - The way I could clean my fucking shower with that fucking coffee was like-- - No, it was like-- - Yeah, like, yeah. - That shit was so fucking-- - It was, it was okey, it was okey. - It was the nastiest fucking poochie outfit. - And we knew from the first sip. That's what's really crazy is we knew from the first sip, so what did we do? We asked for more milk. - We asked for more milk. We split, mind you, like a cup this big. We split of milk. What was that gonna do? - Well, let me know in the chat. - Well, 'cause-- - Couldn't do nothing. - Anything. - Well, and you know what had me weakish it, too, is sifted down, maybe sifted like this much, was already feeling it, Mr. Krabs. But in that oat milk, color didn't change. - Did not change. - Coffee color didn't change, sipped more and started stimming in a way that I haven't stimmed since like four years old. - Mind you, I literally look up a dog who's like, I'm off it, like it's too much. And I was like, yeah, I look at mine, mine was like done. - Well, and also she made us, the girl working shout out. - Shout out. 'Cause we were on her, we were doing too much. - She also made us another side of condensed milk and she added water and steamed it up for us and whatever to make it shake a little. And I had maybe two more sips and I was like, I see the trajectory I'm on. I'm remembering I'm in New York City and I'm remembering the fact that like, if they really like let me out right now, I will deadass run to like the Upper West Side. - It was just like, unfortunately, like the coffee was good. So I was like, fuck it, we good. I genuinely, like that's how you know I've been eating as if like I should be taking like social studies because that shit did to me what like a celery juice cleanse does to everyone else? Like that shit, like shit. Literally had a bitch like shitting all over New York, like genuinely every five minutes. I was literally like, do you really have a bathroom? Like I literally bought like five miscellaneous things just to use the bathrooms, it's okay. - And the way that I already knew that was literally gonna be my tea. So I took like, no, 'cause I took three sips and when I was at the table and remember that guy walked in and I kept being like, burr, burr, 'cause his outfit, like I was like, his outfit's so cold, 'cause his shit mind you, clean his shit. Everyone in New York just dresses like- - New York realness. - Bomb as fuck, like literally the outfits are clean as shit. And I feel like also the cold, like might lend itself to that. You could do more, stack layer, like it's kind. - Yeah, and like actually like wear pieces properly. - Yeah. - Because if someone in a lay wore that outfit, I'm like, you're about to sell me some. - You sold me Herbalife. - Yeah, so the heat coming out of this, okay. - No, and like see how this is for on the ice? - No, that's why they said like heated rivalry. - He did. But yeah, the way this guy walked in and this like bomb as like cold ass outfit and I kept being like, burr, burr, he cold ass shit, he cold ass shit. - She did do that. - And that like turned into a nasty stem for like a minute at the table with mind you. My friends that are- - Shout out my friend. - I love you. - Love you guys so much. - Like those are my girls in the rocket. - And like my girls now too, 'cause I met them for the first time in person. - Right. - But like mind you, like newer friends and I'm stimming nasty at the table and I literally just took a moment and like checked in with like anger, sadness, anxiety, like all of them real quick and was just like, hmm. If I keep going, like I know where I'm going. - Yeah, that shit literally like tied my shit up and it was fucked up. It was really fucked up. I was dealing with it all day into the night. - I was. - You were. - And it's no shade. - No. - I knew when we- - No. - We went to this like really good like dumplings place in New York. - Right. - And usually like even if your shit's a little okey or like down to clown, you know what I mean? And this is not even like, this is not me trying to like read you. - It's okay. But like for the first time, my like really didn't order anything at all. I was like, I got you a gingerbread all day. - Because it wasn't funny. - You usually be like, no, I can't. I can't. - No, I was in the middle sea. - And that's the thing about New York is it's like, you spend the whole day on the town. So like usually I feel like I'm used to like, oh, my stomach fucked up. Like bathroom everywhere. You can just go like unload the clip at time. - I can go home like you can do your one too. But like in New York, the lifestyle being so much faster. Like from that coffee, we genuinely did like five things. Like we were walking around all day. So it was like, it was like, I think I'm gonna die in this house. Like literally, like I was like, what's fucked up. - I think I'm gonna die in this house. - And then by the time we got to that place, like I literally used the restroom. But I was also scared. It was like one of those things where my stomach was fucked up because I was like, this is something that I need to take home. Do you know what I mean though? Like I'm literally, I'm at the spot. Like I'm scared, like I can't. I just can't do it. So my stomach was fucked up. I was like, man, whatever. - You hear sirens in there for me. Like now it's about to be all right. - Now it's awkward. Now it's awkward when I'm texting off in the bathroom. Like I'll just meet you. Like it's just like, it was just giving like, grow whatever. But that shit literally was like, whoa. So knowledge is power. - So no like, honestly, if it's a group of five of y'all, split one fucking Vietnamese. - Split, yeah, just have them literally put it into little shot glasses. 'Cause mind you, my shit was capped the fuck. Like literally the fuck, like I was like, as fuck. - No, my shit was pitter-patter, pitter-patter. - But that one was the strongest one I've ever had. 'Cause remember in Seattle, we had that Vietnamese coffee. - Yeah. - And that shit was perfect. - Yeah, it was really, really good. - Okay. - Did I have Vietnamese coffee right now? Like, I don't know. - No, yeah, it was perfect. Just a Coke Zero, same thing. - It's honestly the same thing. - But yeah, that one was, this one was like, I'd never tasted anything like that. And I drink coffee. Like, but that shit was like, ooh. Like, okay. - No, that shit was right there. - That was, that was North Sea with love. - Like, I'm about to get on this subway type shit, so. - And I was on the trip. Usually when I'm in New York, especially when it's like a quick trip, I'd be like, I'm either, if it's like a mile or a mile and a half, I'll like, I'll walk it. But if it's like further than that, or it's like really in a different part of town, I'm like, I'm taking a car 'cause I don't have time. But traffic was like crazy, so I took the train. And like, she was giving. - Dude, I fucking love the train. - I love the train so much. - I think also the reason why I don't fuck with the train is, sorry, I fuck with the train. I do not fuck with the train in the summer. - Yeah. - The subway in the summer genuinely is like, yeah. - Yeah, it's serious, but I'm sorry. Y'all ate us up with the train. Like, I don't know. Y'all ate us up nasty with a train. - Like a $3, I was like, I can just get drunk. Like, I can just get drunk. Had two drinks at dinner and I was like, if this, that's why L.A. scared, they scared. 'Cause if we could really go place to place like that, I would be having a spritz at every single thing I was at. - No, and the bar we went to was so fun. - That like cute bar was really cute. - Yeah, that one was cool. - Yeah, we saw a Paloma. - A Paloma. - Like girl come through. - Girl come through, like quit playing. - It's come through. - She's, I love it. - She played too much. She played too much, she's so funny. - No, it was a key and then even like walking home, I was like, yeah, good because we were with homies and it literally would give like, all right, like bye. Like y'all woke over there, we'll just keep up. - We could never like, no, it's like $80 to get home. - No, it's $80 to get home or just drive. - Or just drive. - And then it's like vibe, just on vibros. - Which is fine. - It's like how the purse on my shirt, like pink panthers, like fine. - Like for real, 'cause I'm like damn, you can't even fucking like, just like let Joe shit hang. Like, girl, you gotta get my hair down, let your hair down. - Like on some real shit. So I'm like, well, you know what I was thinking about? Guys, remember when I met Josh Hutcherson? Dude, I know, we like never talked about. - And Savannah Mears was there. - Thank you. - I also met him. - Sav also met him. - We love. - Well, Sav was the one who called him out because I went to this coffee shop and the way it's a newer coffee shop that everyone, you know how they be new in light, new spot. Newspot, like roll it up, but anyways, we pulled up. It's so gorgeous. So T. We're sitting down. Sav was like this on the table, but I couldn't see because he's wearing glasses and like a hat. A wool boots. Yeah. Yeah. You were hella like, but here's the thing. So I was like trying to look, but Sav was like tapping like on and some demuretsy shit. Like Sav, you know, how's that beat? And so then I was like, oh, is it his girlfriend? Because his girlfriend went like this? Like, okay. So this is Josh. This is Josh. Uh-huh. I'm his girlfriend. No. His girlfriend's gorgeous and beautiful and like love her so much. That was a joke. But in the story, I'm his girlfriend. So she went back like this, looked at me and smiled. So I was like, oh, like, do I know her from somewhere? And then they ordered went outside period. Um, so the I still like didn't know. And then I think you were like, oh, no, he turned around. And that's when I was like, blah, blah, booey. Because then I was like, shut the fuck up. Not pizza fucking my love. Yeah. Like literally peed of a lark because nobody want to talk about that. Mind you, the finale just aired like the night. The I love LA. Oh, I love like, sorry. The Hunger Games finale just aired the night before. And this was in the year of our Lord of our Lord. No, um, the I love LA finale had just like aired. And so he should have got fought really. Sorry, spoiler, I guess. No, and he did ask you about it. He did ask you to watch the finale. Sorry, continue. And I was like, oh, yeah. So then I was like, okay, guys, I'm sorry. I'm usually so fucking chill. Like sometimes I'll just see people dev patel. And I literally just had to be like, and like not breathe for the rest of the day, but like it was fine. But like, I'm so sorry. Josh Hutcherson. Like that has been like, have you seen? What's the one where they're in space? The door that with Kristen store with Kristen store mind you. I don't even open those can of worms. Um, I'm not starting today. Um, watch the thora when I was in like fourth grade, fifth grade, literally changed my brain chemistry. I was like, who the fuck is that? Right. Literally like a nod her hair. And who the fuck did her hair? Because I was like literally doing math. Like, that was a real tea. That was the only time I was fucking with math when I was literally like comparing ages. Oh, of course. Yeah. So like, can we date? Like, can we date? Yeah. Yeah. Like if they were born in 1990, like, is it okay for me to date? Yeah. And the answer was not. Um, and oh, but anyways, had the, this, I've loved him for love, Joshy pie since I was a young lad. Yeah. And so when I saw him, when he came back and I was like, I'm sorry, I'm about to be on Thursday. And I'm going to like ask for a photo. Like I'm fucking sorry. Yeah. So when he came back in, I was like, King, because mind you, so sweet, he brought like all like, as you should, but he brought like all the cups and trays in and stuff. He was like, Hey, where can I put this? And they're like, Oh, you can just like leave it here. And I was like, King turned around because you know, mind you, don't because like this. Hey, King, as he's like walking out, hey, King. And he was like, yeah, like you know, King, the on King shit, the on King shit. And I was like, I just like, I loved I love LA and like, I'm a huge fan, whatever. And he's like, Oh, did you watch the finale? And I was like, yes, I did. Like, it was so good. Like you guys killed it. I was like, I actually watched it because you watched it with Rachel. I can remember what restaurant we were at. She's showing these jaconis with cosmopolitan, shadow cosmopolitan food was bomb as sheet. I love LA shit. And we watched the finale gagged like shit gagged us so nasty. Um, and so I was like, yes, like I actually watched it like early, like did it not? And he was like, Oh, that's awesome. Took the photos. Couldn't have been more chopped mind you because I just left the gym. That's not the point. The point is he's literally so sweet, so nice, so awesome, so kind. And like my offer still stands. Yeah, of course. And it's just like right here. Oh, right there, right there. We'll literally give him this heat right here. Hello back. Like guys and no shade, but the pan, like the the legend shorts that I'm wearing. I'm like the like my back is sweaty. Yeah. And I'm sorry. And I'm sorry to people who play hockey. No, I'm sorry to people who play hockey. I'm just like bang sweaty like Tommy sweaty. I'm just like, okay, no, it's hot as shit because it's cool to shit. What? Because oh, because on the ice, yes, on the ice. Oh, very sticky. Um, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, put your touch. J. Hutch. I just love him so much. No, loving her, loving her horror. Loving has so much, like loving her. The hockey. No, I don't like loving her. We should try to play hockey. No shade. I'm scared. Why? Because the ice skating. Well, okay, can I tell you something? Yeah. For whatever reason in Arizona, I think it's just because there is no ice. Like, that would be a big birthday party thing to go like skating. Really? You guys are so lucky. And we would just be on the ring. Dude, the ring is tea. Maya. What? Kind of kind of. Hey, oh, back and forth. Hey. Oh, I want to split your flat and mix it. I don't want to cut through my foot. I'm like, that's the scurvy, baby. It's no shade because allegedly my bones should hold my feet together. But I don't know. I'm giving them much nothing to work with. So, um, no, we should though. It would be fun. I think I'll be on the walker for a second. Okay. No, what I would have to do. I would just have to train for getting ready for the ice by doing what I've been on the ice. A lot of core. Okay. Yeah. I'm talking with that to hold, hold me up and keep my balance. I have an ice gated in literally forever. I don't know. I feel like you'd be really good at it. We used to go as like a field trip in elementary school. Really? And one year like this kid's mom fell and split her head open. And there was blood on the ice. And it scarred me for life. Oh. So, I also used the walker or just told on the edge. Oh, yeah. I've never understood that. I got out that. No, that's okay. That's a real thing that had yet. And that and we should speak about. But we should do it. I always think about did you ever see blades of glory? And this scene where they're trying to do that one. Have you seen it? Yeah. The lift where they like cut the girls head off. Because I've always wondered about that with like couple skating and shit. Like are the blades not sharp enough to hurt somebody or they're just like really good at what they do. Good at what they do. Okay. Well, we'll just skate like really far apart all three of us. Well, we're not going to be doing. I'm not going to kick my legs. And my legs get kicked up. We should try some moves. Oh, you want to do jumps in shape? Well, not a jump skating. I know. I know that by saying like we could like when we learn to skate, we could do like, you know what I mean? I'm doing the stretches. Okay. Yes. What? Ew. Dude. No. I don't like that. I'm going to stretch like that on the ice and it will be on the patreon. Okay. Ew. We should though we should go skate. And then we can play a little bit and we will. Oh, yeah. That would be fun. Yeah. I'm play some hockey. I'm sure all the ice skaters are like, no, it's tea. Right. It's just like, Gen Z, but just like we're going to try skating like. No. Well, and I'm one of them. I know I saw this girl who's wearing one of the heated rivalry jerseys and like the way I was like, yeah. Like I was like, she knows fucking well. That is so I love when like something happens in pop culture that we're all just like fucking doing this shit. Yeah. Well, and also I was at the gym the other day and there was like two L.A. King's players. They're working out for whatever reason. I have no eyes are up all of a sudden. No. L.A. King's are up. But they were working out and I the way me and my trainer were just like, well, because like, why are you here? First of all, why are you here? You're shopping. It's all of their job and like you're there. No, because I'm like, why are you on the squat rack? I wonder why? Well, because they need that. Dude, and dude, did you see the show? Yes. They need that. Well, and the way I've been in my elevated squat bag because I was just literally like, I know that's the only way to get a top shelf like that. Well, yeah. Well, you already have a shelf. What about bitches? You don't have shelf. Yeah. That's my shop. Okay, but I want like, like proportionate shelf. Okay. I can't sit anything on mine at all. So think about your friends. But I think it's because I have lumbar problems. Okay. Do you mean like bench press? What for the chest? No, I'm talking about no shelf like her butt. My butt. Wrong shelf. Wrong shelf. No, I started laughing when you were saying that because I was thinking about, I was having a random thought about like, and again, shout out to the actors. Okay, shout out to the actors. I'm trying to get like, y'all, you know what I mean? But like, if I had to film a scene, I'm thinking specifically about the scene where they're like laying down and he's like laying on top of him. Do you know what I'm talking about? And they're like over the edge of the bed. I, as y'all have seen us read ads, like, I, I don't know if I could do it. Like I would, like, I would be weak, I think. Well, and that's the problems. I be weak as shit. Like Helen naked, like, Helen just hella naked. Well, naked with like, you know, I'm sure they had an intimacy coordinator. So, yeah, but then that's almost, it's just like, damn, like naked and like with like a sports belt on. And it's just like me and my friends like, I'd be weak as fat. No, naked with like a piece of cloth, like naked with the poochie outfit on. And then it's just like, and it's just like Adam and Eve, except because I would be weak. Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve, thank you. No, I would be like, we, like, I would be weak as fuck, especially if that was my dog. Like if I had to pretend to, Like you really like imagine because they seem like the They're giving bestie. I don't know if they're actually best. Well, I'm sure that bonds you that pro. Yeah, but I'm like I just imagine if we had to like for whatever Like I wouldn't I wouldn't even say yes to that like I would know damn could I just you must be fucking kidding Like this bitch can't even look at me in a hockey short like we're not And doing no type of nothing. We aren't for a hundred million million. It's I would be going for the fuck the fuck out that shit But like it's not oh yeah, well for them for them. It's probably a hundred million For them and I hope it's a hundred million for what y'all have done I hope they're out of hundred and for the work you put in because I'm like the acting was fierce No, the acting was fierce. So don't play with them, but I'm just like yeah if I literally like you know No, I especially if it was my dog for real like it was my dog. I would be weak as shit It's because I literally be like enough. No, it's just like enough. Why are you talking to me like that? Like I don't not loving that stem from you That point see into that point fuck call under keep saying it. You don't like that one And to my point into my point no cuz like fuck call under like no, and it's not fuck call under whatever I declare Like the accessories for all the wrong It's like a little fidget No, it's not little at all, but yeah, can we talk about something too? Can we talk about how when I got in my car that I pay money for oh see and see how it started as a joke, and I'm like That I started paying money for this month Why am I hearing anything from Harry Styles in 2026? Oh my fucking god Let's go ahead and start it the fuck off because the way I started getting text phone from from OGs, bro When OGs are texting me like OGs bro. I know it's about to be some bullshit got three texts from three OGs And I literally and then checked Instagram because I was like y'all are just fucking playing on my phone that I pay for mind you Check the graphic he posted and uh Disco my nigga, okay, well we knew that though No, we knew that to be true, and I will say he looks the fuck good. Well, of course he looks good bitch You know they be getting fucking dipped in locks before they come back Thank you here's my thing is I'm like listen It's just like you playing in people time and money. Yeah, and like you're playing in people's time and you're playing in their money I've had enough. I've had enough I've had enough can we pull up a picture of him right now Like literally like yeah, I can get it enough. I'm just like here's my thing No, go get him with the short shit that he has right now, and he about to run some I mean you know he one thing about him. He ain't ever not been to poochie outfit nasty nasty. He looks so I saw that graphic and I was like enough like I'm blocking him well because personally, I'm just like Have you not had enough? Have you not had enough Not before and not he look and not mind you. He's not mind you He's he's two he's two inches of the graphic mind you He looks in those jeans and this bro. I can get down boot seat because here's the thing about Harry like it's no tea It's no tea He ain't never honestly. Do I feel confident? I do feel confident. He never made a flop Everything he makes is a bomb. It's no tea. I literally be listening to Harry style self titled to this fucking day Mind you and it's just like enough. You know when I go back enough. Can we go back and can we zoom? Yeah, you're getting all that off this photo. Yes. Here's the thing Go ahead about it. I'm like you literally so I'll watch over right go ahead for me and we need bigger jeans No, we don't baby. It's disco. I'm just letting you know tight as possible. I don't want as tight as possible Tied as possible. I'm gonna be like this for the next flare out at the bottom I'm sick flare out at the bottom fucking Marjella tab with the heel. He looks so good. I see that on here. You owe me money her old Harold style Harold Harold. I'm just like I don't know how to point in my life. We're like I really do I I really want brand stability not just for me But for pop culture at large like I feel like the heated rivalry whoa like the tides are very choppy right now So like for me, it's just like you couldn't wait until mid like Q2 no You couldn't have waited till Q4 because the what we go whole new pack of bumper stickers about a drop mind here We go 2016 back like 20 here. We go. Well, he really wanted 26 back like yeah if we wanted he know who to call 2014 back like he's doing like a Madison Square Garden bust out too. All I know is he Genuinely like I don't know oh my god. Good morning Yeah, yeah, like that's my friend. I'm wait subway sir guys don't treat capitalism. It's happening guys. Get the fuck out of Why is subway surfers commenting on Harry's shit? What because there's a girl or person whoever behind subway surfers? You know, okay, but it's subway surfers and they forgot what account. They were on I'm done I'm done with the corporate trying to act like you one of us. Okay, like I can't with like charm and ultra strong being like work Harry. Yes enough enough enough. I got I know fucking ball. He looks so good I'm sick and I don't want to think about him anymore because it's just really again when we when it we talk about that Scroll down a little. I'm sorry because I want to I'm trying to see him at his best real quick Cuz he look good. You know, he give it like you know, he give it son Go all more down than that see and that's why I'm saying like you bitches This wasn't like we I'm talking ball. I'm talking ball Right, right, right a little more though a little more that motorcycle shoot was Oh, what the oh, that's all he has on here like he said fuck it with the love that that photo just hair Oh, like literally failed to connect. That's how you know, let's just leave it. Um, I'm just like yeah, I'm gonna say that one Like two years before two three and we don't even want to get into the frat. Wait, let's get into the the bathtub Can you look up Harry style shirt this one? Yeah Yeah, y'all remember when you got those tattoos. Nobody dog them. Yeah, it's fucked up Cuz y'all bitches don't know bout You just don't know about ball you bitches don't know about ball. I Don't want to hear nothing nothing about ball that one right there the today show way go to the left no go that right there You bitches don't know ball You bitches don't know ball you bitches ain't been to Harry house you bitches ain't been to Harry house It's a way and it's no tea the way that that's just shocked my sister. No, I'm sorry because like that right there That should would have moved ships back in the day, but we don't actually go ahead and pull up zane while we're out I think well, and let's talk about well cuz love Harry your face card. Yes, Zane We were literally talking about this with the kind of out zane got a one of one Ice card mother fucker that one right there with the swoop boom boom. I'm literally like this Like wicked for kids like yes. Yes god. Yeah, they're in congrats. Yeah, it's king like honestly Congratio mother fuck that shouldn't ever decline You got a picture Zane and Japan right there bottom right don't even play it in Japan. Don't even play about Zane and Japan. That don't that Like I feel like a minion that specific look would have done numbers now bitch. It would do numbers Honestly, I think about something honestly. Let's go to take top pull up just like enough. It's just enough They know I believe I'm like love you. Wow, that actually is like that's really sick. That's really sick what that does you see oh Needing a sedative a sedative in a serious way Oh It's the way On tumblr baby girl. A baby picture when you see the pictures that used to be your friends icons like right baby girl You say all my mind baby girl. You say all my mind. You're so damn fine. There was something Hard for this trip like genuinely like that's a purple heart recipient right there That's literally God damn it people are saying Nile in Japan. Okay pull them up to I'm telling you they were all eating when they went to Japan Honestly, because when I was Nile I was in eighth grade what When I was a Nile girl I was in eighth grade No, I know like when I was an outgirl is when he did ask how braces so this is us This is us if I ever watch that shit on the big screen again I'm being so serious you're gonna see the light go out and you'll never hear from me ever again. I can't do it It's too much. It's too much Guys, and it's just like oh wait, huh? Oh, okay, okay. Well anyway, it's like you got you got to go all the way full circle like just started heated rubber We let's run it all the way back RIP Liam seriously like that's - That's actually crazy. - Well, I'm like you're a real bad. - No, it's just like I want you to ROCK at me. - ROCK at me. 'Cause it's just like I want you to hit the pedal, heavy metal, show me you care. - Yeah, that's all. - That's all. - With that being said, I mean, I'm excited for the Hairy Album or whatever, I'm just like girl, it's just like, you know how that's fucking in my life. - It's about to fuck the bike up. - It's just like go ahead, get it. - Order it. - And what's gonna happen to Benson Boone? - That's actually, but he's gonna turn to dust. - I wonder, and I'm saying this genuinely as a genuine consumer of things, I guess, but I wonder, I would be, we'll know that it's giving industry realness, just in general, 'cause I mean, this is a job at the end of the day, but we'll know it's giving industry if Benson hits a fierce fucking, just like shift. - Yeah, like go home. - We'll just do this. - We're sorry, sorry, sorry. - We don't need to do that. - I didn't do that. I'm just saying the sense that like, well, 'cause he had that America. - But that was giving Bruce Springstay not. - Okay, real, no, I would just be curious in the sense that like, their aesthetics are very similar. It's not to say that they couldn't exist at the same time. I would just wonder if his team would be like, well, now it's your time to do like, like my kimchi. - Okay, yeah. - You might see him like rocking this hair and outfit. - I'm so proud of that. - Sorry, without pissing me off so bad. - You think so? - That would piss me off so bad. - Because was Benson even wearing the bus down? - No, he's- - First off, he's trying to give Bruce Springstay, which is fine, Benson, we don't mind. I'm happy for you, Branson Springsteen. The problem? - Branson Springsteen. - The problem for me is the fact that like, his music genuinely is very confusing to listen to. (laughs) - Okay. - And so it's just like, when he was singing a dial, I was like- - Right, I remember this. - I found the lane for you. And I would like you to live in that lane. - 'Cause I do fear that Harry does like- - His music should. - One thing about him going stuff up and it's gonna be silent. - No, that's what I'm saying. - I know bitches are sick. He comes back. - It's good, it's good, bitch. - Well, 'cause he'd be, I don't know what he'd be doing. - 'Cause he'd be nothing. - He'd be talking from the golden cage, my heart. - Girl, he literally, he'd be in the coven. - He do, he do. - He'd be in the coven with Stevie Nicks. - And Harry, you can come onto- - Look at the album. - I'm like, if you wanna do press, which I'm sure you don't need to fucking do, 'cause you can literally drop this picture and like, everybody talk. And you know what I mean? It's like, you know, we have a seat for you. - Harry, you- - And I shake your hand, enough time is passed. - Enough time's passed, right? Enough time is passed. - And you only give you the meanest, dap up, like, genuinely- - The meanest dap up, like, genuinely- - The dap up would be, you know what I mean? - The dap up would be, fierce as fuck. - The dap up would be generational. It would be frontal cortexical. It would be like, you know what I mean? 'Cause at this point in time, it's kind of just like- - You're like, I think it's like- - Like, dapping up Harry's house, I'm like- - I'm confident, I'm very confident in like, for some reason, a lot of my, like, parasocialness has died. Girl who just literally was screaming, I'm like, in the sense that, like, you know, like, in the sense that, like, I can conceptualize these people now as just, like, people, what that meant to me in 2013, that's a different story- - Right, this is a different- - This is a different amount. - Like, this is a different person. - Like, this is memory, these are memories that I have, okay? But, like, now I'm kind of just like, okay, now, he kind of just chill, like, he chill shit. - It's just, like, genuinely, I didn't think today, we were gonna bring up Zayn in Japan, and then, like, kinda, like, fucked up my Feng Shui a little bit. - I never, I always bring it back to the time that I literally was talking to this guy for, like, six months, then I saw him in direction live, and I broke up with him the night of. - Right. - 'Cause it's, it is, that's why it's this. - It is, it is that serious, it is that serious. - Well, it is that serious, especially when they were living and breathing like that. I was, like, so why would we do this when, like, there's that? You see? - And it's just, like, I'm literally sitting here on my mom's long-distance ray, like, - Right now, and it pulled back up. - You know what, and if they dropped up, like, reading capture and the right upside down, it's just, like, whatever. But, like, genuinely, like, at this point, it's just, like, I don't know if it's a different era. - That was just fun. That was fun. - We all adults now, hey, we all adults. - Hey, we grown a shit. - We grown a shit, I never, I never, I never, ever. - I would have many tales of the crypt, though. If Harry came on the pod, like, I would, it would have to be, like, a three hour long episode, because I just need to know about things. I need to know about traveling. I need to know about how it fell. I need to know about, I just wanna know about the experience. Like, he could drop, like, a, any of them could drop a fierce, fucking memoir fierce as hell. - Yeah. - Like, have genuinely done things that, like, no other human has done. That's crazy. So congrats on that. - And now we have Farmer Maya. - Well, you know, I gotta make sure. Oh. But anyway, we're filming a bonus today, so. - So come watch that. - Okay, on the page, you're on, if you would like to keep, if you'd like to keep longer. - You'd like to keep longer. - But if not, like, love you guys. - And if not, then, like, I need to- - Do you have a neighborhood watch? - Oh. Mine is doing what I want by Natalie Nunn, because I'm so sorry, but she ate it last night. - I'm going when I want to eat. - Like, I've been doing what I want. - My neighborhood watch is the new season of traitors, because I'm clocking tea. - We're clocking tea about tea. - Period. - Period. - Okay, well, love you guys. We'll see you next week, or we'll see you in five seconds. So. (upbeat music) (water splashing)