Turtleneck & Chain Part 4: Trouble on Dookie Island

♪ Let me join my thing I know ♪ ♪ From all the other zappers ♪ ♪ I can't show ♪ - Three, three adores. Finally, welcome to the first edition of Three Three Adores. - Oh, who's gonna be the most polite and shy? - I said it on accident right out of the gate, but it should just be called three adores. - Three adores, yeah, I knew, I wasn't gonna, I wasn't gonna jump down your throat 'cause I'm so fucking nice. - Oh, that is very nice, and maybe caffeinated. - I've had a couple of jobs. - Yeah, three adores also works because we adore each other, and we're always saying that. That's like that Miley Cyrus song. - Like when people say to you, you're, I'm like, "Oh, and you work with those guys, Andy and Keeva." You always go, "Oh, I adore them." - Oh, I adore them. I adore them. - I'm just having my first little sips over here on the west coast of my job. It's right here. - Yeah, and you got a espresso, you got a drip. What you working with Keeva? - Yeah, it's a drip from a mocha master, but my wife is the mocha master of the house, not me, totally understood. - Tell 'em about your cup. - And I'm drinking out of a late night with Seth Meyers' cup in honor of him not being here. - Yeah. Get ready for this to be off the rails. Guys, Seth is not here. - Yeah, it's gonna be a sloppy ass mess. When the Dave's away, the sea adores will, the three adores will play. - Now, Andy, you just completed your barbenheimer. When was the first, when did you watch Barbie? You've seen that, or have you not? - I saw neither in the theater. - Right. - Classic. - I saw Barbie probably like right around when it came on demand or whatever at home. - And then? - And then I finally just watched Oppenheimer last night on an iPad, as it was intended. - Oh, that's how he wanted it. He kept saying that, right? - Don't watch in the theaters. Why is everyone doing this to me? - Apologies. - Did you have headphones on? - Don't ask me that, 'cause you know I have to tell the truth like Jim Carrey and Liar Liar. - Well, you made that pact with the devil. - I just watched it, sittin' in bed on an iPad, Keeva, but you know what, still rocked. - Wait, how did that not bother your wife? If she's not watching it, but she's just hearing it, or is she not there? - Yeah, the back, I mean, I had already watched like a good hour and a half of it without her even in the room. - Got it. And he did either of your kids walk by when you were watching it on an iPad, out of the speakers and say, "You know that's not how we intended you to watch it." - No. - No. - Neither. - Not enough of it. - They did go like, "Is that nudity really necessary?" (laughs) - It was, by the end you're like, "Oh, of course, it was." - Got it, pop it on high. - Never fucked hard, you guys. - Yeah, he lived life to the fullest in all respects and you need to know that. Once you know them equations, the honeys, come a colon. - So I was texting with a Keeva, and I wanted to repeat, I don't know if he's the first person to say this, but it made me giggle, which was, I noted how the movie's three hours, but the score, the music, is playing, the entirety of it, and I was like, I really loved it, but man, the score is wall to wall, it's like a three hour montage, and he was like, "Yeah, it's Goodfellas for Math." - I think I made that up, I think we can coin that. - That's great, that's super accurate. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say that the score was longer than the movie, and I'm gonna be like, "Oh, yeah, that seems possible." - And I sent him a voice note saying, "Would you say that Goodfellas walked so Oppenheimer could boooooooong." (laughs) - MLD, MLD though. - I feel like it's less of those, like Hans Zimmer's style was, 'cause it's less, it's less, but it was a good joke. - 'Cause it's Ludwig, and he's doing more, (imitates music) the score as in every Christopher Nolan movie, it's just fucking fantastic. The main like, synthy theme part of it, I was in heaven. - What's like, gravity level intense, too, right? It's just like, "Oh fuck, the world's gonna end, "they don't go to the bathroom right now." - I mean, as Dale, I would say, stakes is high, when you're making the A-bomb. - If I put that on, and you just talked about what you had for breakfast, do you think it would get pretty interesting? - I would like to try. - This is a test, Danny. - Okay. (dramatic music) - I poured myself coffee and I knew that I had to trick it so it was important, I knew. - Dad, not that cup. - Picks and food off the kid's plate, but they had left, 'cause I didn't want to throw it away, I couldn't throw it away. I had to eat it, I do need dialogue, I'm gonna waste it, yeah. - Yeah, this is the main part. - I thought about it. - Don't throw that cereal away. - You think some sort of a breakfast bar, but I was like, no, it's too much of it. It's too much of it, I'm trying to come back, I can't do it. - Is that not bad, milk? - Pour me some milk, please. Where are you? - The thing that we have to understand is, "You're my know, I need the mocha master." - Why is the coffee, I don't know how to use the mocha master. - And as I ground the coffee, little flex flew up into the sky and I saw it also clearly, the universe connected, the space between what I had to do. - It would be conflicted about everything I did in my entire life. - Okay, great, it was a good movie. Now you sound like an idiot. As soon as I turned it off. - Yeah, at the very end, I sounded like a dumb shit. - So can we have sex or what? - Waaap, waaap, waaap. - It's so good. Shout out Ludwig. - Still killing it after all these years. - Hey, I got a question about last episode. Since we got a rehash for at least 20 minutes, did you guys notice my piece of audio that I kept playing that I don't think you guys noticed? Like, I don't know if anybody reviewed it. - I did notice. - Yeah, okay. - And then I kept looking at your face and thinking there was just a lay on your zoom. I had queued up this piece of audio that said, "Oh yeah!" on my P4. We really thought that somebody was gonna call me out on it and so I'm curious how any listeners actually noticed that I kept saying, "Oh yeah!" in the same annoying voice. I was just trying to annoy people. It's a great pod. Check back in, guys. You never know what's gonna happen. Oh, okay. What are we talking about? - It is in the proverbial tittis. - Did you notice your arms thing? - Yeah. What are we talking about today, guys? Day, day, day. - We're gonna just jump into the next turn on the chain song right into "Trouble on Duky Island". - Ah, a classic. - No, I'll start it off. - Thank you. - For the inspo. Was there any trouble on Duky Island that morning? (laughing) - That is not what it's about. - Oh, that is. - This is not a gizmo pants situation where it's like ripped from the headlines of your arms childhood. You know what I mean? - Right. - Right, right. - Yours having any bathroom issues? - Yours is not mine. - Yours. - I didn't expect you to say that. (laughing) - For the inspo. - You know, we've all had embarrassing moments and I don't want to be single now. - I mean, the beat was, let's start at the beginning. We heard this beat and we were like, oh God. Like as, let's be real. Backpack, rap enthusiasts and Wu Tang heads and all things ghost and ray. - Loveurs. - Let's say. - There's a lot of them out there. - Now is this a B-sides beat? - It is B-sides, yes. - I feel like when we heard it, we were like, we knew there was going to be a sample and it was going to be expensive and we were like, we don't care. This is what we want to rap on. Sorry, this is what we want to rap on. - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. Usually we wait, but I'm going to just play the beginning so people can remember what kind of beat it is. 'Cause it's, it's by B-sides and it's kind of like a just blaze style sample heavy beat. - Mm-hmm. (upbeat music) - Yeah, as soon as. (upbeat music) - Okay, so let's start with great beat and then we have a Scarface sample at the beginning. You may have noticed, Norm. I did notice and that came about Telemandy. - How? - Well, that's our good friend Michael Bolton. (laughing) And the reason is we had already made the Jack Sparrow song with him at this point. - Yeah. - And we haven't, have we talked about Jack Sparrow yet? Did we do the whole episode? - No, no, 'cause the video's still coming. But, okay, so we'll talk about that more later, but basically through the process of working with Michael Bolton on Jack Sparrow and through our rewriting process, we learned he had a Scarface impression. (laughing) And so once we knew that, it was kinda just kismet 'cause we were like, these kinds of songs always start with a Scarface sample. And I would say there's gotta be at least 10 songs in this genre of hip hop that start with a Scarface sample or end with a Scarface sample. So, we had the bright idea to get him to reproduce the lines from Scarface and use it on the album. So, it's his second appearance on the album. - Well, to be fair though, we did look up how much a Scarface sample would cost. And it was $10,000 for each sample. So, it would have been $20,000 for the two lines. And then we asked Michael Bolton, if he would do it for Franny, he said yes. - Just to hear how good it is, here's criminology from the Rake One album from '95, only built for Cuban links. The classic is a big album. I might add a featuring ghost face, but just hear some Scarface. - It told you a long time ago. (funky music) - Who the fuck do you think you go for? (funky music) (funky music) - What? (funky music) (funky music) (funky music) - Oh, so sick. - God damn, that beat is so fucking raw. So, hell, it's unbelievable. - This was a big influence for all of us when this album came out. Every song in this album is sick. Rainy Day is being one of my favorite of all time. - I feel like only built for Cuban links, maybe my favorite Wu Tang album of all time? Is that true? I'm asking myself, I'm asking my brain right now. Is that true? - It's definitely top five, almost certainly top three, and then possibly number one. - You have to put 36 chambers, that number one just for being the one. - Yeah. - I mean, it depends what your criteria are. Criterium is, that's correct. Like, is it like, front to back every song you love and feel like is perfect? or is it like your favorite songs are on that album you know yeah okay I'll think about that it has so many fucking heaters and the and the duo between the two of them the bag of fourth is so great and I actually read Rayquan's book and it's a fucking great read although it gets into the weeds on like the inner dynamics of Wu Tang and maybe you don't actually read that because there's some sad stuff about like oh really under that but I watched the doc all the stuff about them you got to read the book I'm a book I but all the stuff with them going down I don't know if they were in Barbados or late St. Lucia or like but they went down and like the two of them hung out and made this album in the way that you're like oh they're such good buddies and the fact that they had beef originally because they're from different parts in New York and then became ultra homies is it's just great it really made me happy to read that stuff the just like us guys just like us when this album came out I just want to point to how much of a like the van diagram of what we would like at that time this is 1995 it starts and the music here this is the very beginning of only built for Cuban links I was sitting yo son check the flashes son yo baby check it man I got a new connect son for real man fuck all that that background music is the score from the John Wu film the killer that's right and so like we I think we talked about how which you had a poster of Keith yeah I had the main movie poster I think it's still having in my garage but like we would go on Wednesdays I wish I had the Oppenheimer soundtrack behind me though right now while I was saying this yeah University this is pretty dramatic too but the we would on Wednesdays at the university theater which I don't think exists any more in Berkeley that was a huge thousand seat theater but still played you know where every day it's a different movie kind of like the new Beverly or some Wednesday was Hong Kong cinema but it was like wall Hong Kong cinema was happening yeah it was like hard boiled came out 92 and we were probably watching it in 92 in that theater so we were just being introduced to all the crazy Hong Kong stuff and I had no idea who you know we were learning who liked jetley and chai and fat were and tone of the young and as it was happening they'd played Wang Car why they played all but the killer and specifically hard boiled were two of our favorites yeah but then for also you know Wu Tang had only had two other albums right there's just there was only the 36 Chambers and then maybe method man had come out and had jizzas come out when this one came out it was a bit of predated jizz I'd have to look it up it was really early in their run so it was so exciting when this album was coming out and the fact that then it started by combining our interests I was like this is everything put together I believe the one you were calling out you on rainy days also I'm just gonna hit the beginning I think it starts with the killer more right with dial from yeah from the dubbed phs yeah also like comic books yeah it's in the background again right she's now singing to the killer I'll just say it sounds a little bit like Maya doing a bit yes you're saying beautifully just now I think there's dialogue from the killer all over on other songs too just keep playing it it's so good you just want to do me oh my god did she just okay well we're gonna get bonked by UMG for our song so we might as well get bonked by all of them you know what I mean we're gonna get bonked yorm there it is that's what yorm was waiting for all right so that's the good version now that you understand that we were into booting a lot that brings us to hearing this beat and going how might we do that well specifically also when Rayquan and Ghostface would get together which they often did in their kind of back and forth style yes which they didn't invent but they definitely had their own version of that was kind of unmistakable and honestly a lot of Rayquan's style in particular and Ghostface really it's really is you can see in early days videos of when we made Stork Patrol we were very inspired by yeah very poetic finding crazy words for things like just Stork Patrol's basically ice cream yes yes yeah and and wisdom body here there's lines right from it wow what's your rock and Pro now enough to make a hard rock smell you can't strike out tell me what when's Victoria's secret coming Tomy Hill down at Clay Point show me some love honey show me some love boo show me the viper and I'll be more than glad to see it through yo peep it I know you're loving I know you love Victoria's eGrid so it was it was a combo of wisdom body and ice cream yes and I'm sure it's just which is just two tracks later on this album that's how good it is yeah I mean the video for Stork Patrol answered the question what would it be like if the guys from Stella and Wu Tang had a baby exactly and then the highest when we were talking about our song the highest we were trying to think of high songs and we it was kind of a little of this which is a little of lazy Sunday but then you guys in in trouble and you're going straight at it those other ones were like also Paul Revere and you know by the Beastie boys and stuff yeah this one you're like no this because of the beat this is strictly this so much it's so much yeah we're not even we're not even being like oh I guess it's kind of inspired by that we were like oh let's do a ghost in Ray yeah had you read somewhere that they had had trouble on dookie islands of any sort like in their bathrooms or I know it's pure pure speculation no one can say I'm sure there's got to be some bathroom lines and the you know before we got us to know back in LA our friend Chester and our friend James did a thing like this it was not comedic they were just kind of doing it do you remember that yes because I think it was a beat that I made or was it Prince who's your buddy Prince um Prince Marv what was that Kobe Prince Kobe's Kobe like yeah oh my God who was his fucking Prince marvelous oh my God who made some fucking incredible no I don't think it was that was it was it on the Dell's beat that I made feel like I like I did this sample and fucking James and Chester to this like fucking ill it was pretty good it was pretty good but I can high strap but as Andy said it not intended to be funny a little funny it was more funny just that it existed but they did an excellent job of like sounding like their cadence and their trade-offs and stuff so I would be remiss to not mention that we had heard that and also Stork Patrol obviously was precursor yeah this was Andy's idea though I will say for for the actual what the heist was not like we wanted to do this but it was your idea to do like a thing about like how we're shitting ourselves like for an entire song yeah no that makes sense but I think it really was specifically the word dukey over and over again was what and saying it was this intensity oh that's pretty much the whole stuff I remember when I'd come in and ask you guys would say like it's funny because it's never happened it's never happened it's like oh what it's like a what if it's just like a big what if song it's so funny key but I feel like what you're getting at is like like an embarrassing story of two men having accidents over and over again but to me it's like it's just part of the fucking frenzy it's the mayhem like it's about the the swirling energy of the whole fucking occurrence you know I think we should just play it but before we do it hold on let me let me let me cut this though too because there was a there's a big part of this that we're missing which is the phrase trouble on dukey island so the phrase trouble on dukey out this comes from when I was making the magrubber movie I wanted to do a trailer where I think I talked about this where I said I was gonna cheat up and be like hey guys magrub's coming out like you know this the Thursday uh I want to run and check it out um we're thinking about changing the title anyway check out this trailer and then the trailer would play at the end instead of saying magrubber it would say trouble on dukey island and that was me the name of the movie and then like so I got Howard Parker who is the voiceover extraordinaire for universal and he did all of these these takes of it and then I was like well at one season the studio I want to get all of these different takes for like if it was a romantic comedy if it was like just so so he did like ten different versions of like trouble on dukey island trouble on dukey island I probably have like 500 takes of him doing these different versions of it five hundred okay uh if he did 20 different takes of each version a hundred let's say he did a hundred different versions of all so so uh so guy because I think I gave him like ten different versions suspense treble and hitting like you know whatever So then we also knew new mark who was an incredible like master DJ like he was he's our mixer master mic And I was like, oh like we could chop this up and like have him do like and so that was in our arsenal of Things we had So when Andy was talking about you know taking dumps in a high song perfectly Yeah, yeah, if you got something like that in your back pocket You got a reverse engineer a whole song back. You do it. God. I get there. It's crazy though Because it seems like it would certainly have been you got the the professional movie VO guy after you came up with the song Wait, so you're um, do you have that some of those to play? I'm gonna find them. I have not looked them up Okay, great prep work before we had played just because it was cute up I just want to hear this the killer because it's so funny that the ones he used were dubbed in English Because it's just these weird dubbed voices Listen to how the incarcerated Scarface starts. He looks determined without being ruthless Something heroic. It's me There's a courage about it comes across so calm Acts like he has a dream full of passion You don't trust me, huh? You know why I do it. We're not supposed to trust anyone in our profession anyway It's got that kind of like uncanny weird can dove voice Just out of context that kind of actually makes it more interesting By the way applies to the entertainment industry - the don't trust anybody. Yeah in our profession. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm always saying Mm-hmm. I guess you could say it also applies to like Oppenheimer's world is what we learned sorry Hoppy did you feel how did you feel when I mentioned that he was at like the place that we would do field trips as kids You're what's it called you Lawrence Livermore? Yeah, but it's Lawrence Livermore, but that's not what we called it, right? Something labs. What did we call it? Just Lawrence labs. That's what we would just call it just Lawrence labs when we go up there And what labs are Berkeley labs? They're doing a Lawrence Hall of Science. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, Lawrence Hall science So there's the Lawrence Hall of Science with Lawrence Livermore labs, but Lawrence Hall of Science was a like every elementary school every year You'd go up there you'd watch old movie type clips and take take a tour and but that's where Oppenheimer all the Josh Hartnet Seems are in Lawrence labs at Berkeley. Yeah, but it's not the same as Lawrence Hall of Science. They're near each other But it's not the same place. It's the same Lawrence. I was considered them the same thing But they're not I mean I take my kids there when we go back. Yeah, but that's where they made the fucking bomb your I know I know it's and it is the bomb that big whale that's up there. We're from the bank got. It's so interesting how the Bay with the Bay was very Conservative before the 60s. That's a little information for you guys. Did you know that? I mean was it everywhere? Yeah, probably but the Bay Yeah, the Bay was nothing like the Bay we grew up. He's changed, you know England in Medieval times was actually quite conservative Same or they would burn witches and whatnot Net and in Nick brought in the Renaissance. God. Sorry, Kiva. That was unnecessarily harsh brother. You're my brother I love you brother. I just wish I had the Oppenheimer soundtrack on just ready to hit every time you start saying some bullshit So it sounds important. We definitely keep that in our back pocket though when something else starts happening But should we listen to the song? Yeah, let's hear it. Yes, please. So here's the thing. This is another question that I want to answer today Because I've never looked at this but my guess is whatever the people think the lyrics are online or not a hundred percent correct Yep, already wrong Yeah, my work. It's his word Apple lyrics are probably just AI generation, right? Yeah, so they're gonna be but it's what your arm says ski mask did up Not mask it up right arm. Yes, correct But I think you need to look at genius website to see if the official lyrics are wrong I feel like that's where lyrics live on the internet. This is a look This is AI. We don't need to check if AI got right ski masked it up. It should be a mask did you know what I mean Which is not a word of course blast through the door blazing hell with the shells flying spider web the flat screen and one shot baby's crying Okay, it says get lit up So it says get lit up on genius, but it's get wet up Yeah, because when you get shot your clothing gets wet from the board right here when you're running out and the duchy's flying out of your jeans I take that more as like What do you say just like descriptive like I'm shitting a breath? Yeah, yeah, I'm shitting bricks Not like it's literally wild. I don't take it as that. There's any poop in your pants at all any fecal man And I think the intention was that on that first one you're supposed to be like what? Yeah, I like that clock I clock the word you're moving so fast the duchy that like shits flying out behind you, you know that it just like well Also just my partner in crime doesn't really notice it either Duky's flying out of my pants. You got the keys. Yeah, yeah, we're moving on. We're moving past it It's not something to get hung up on. Well, it's and it's a delicate joke You know, and so we were very conscious of like slowly drip, drip, drip, drip, drip into your brain Right, but anyways, that's where we're at right now. It's just laying the groundwork Okay, so it's like we're at like we have rabbit Even we're picturing it like dookies are busting out of my my jeans Like it's like they're filling up like a cartoon They're like gumballs Like they might not even smell They're just going to know if and that would have been the case in the video so you're when you're says it I go all that's funny, but he could also be potentially not literal He could just be like all the funny is that they're both using the same turn of phrase that no one uses that is the equivalent of like I was ship breaks. I was I was about to ship myself. I was so scared. It was so crazy We understand and I'm just like oh, that's funny. He said too, but then Then the jeans get ripped Right, and a bunch of duties of a bunch of duties It's not a pile or like just some smearing A fine line between delighting and being embarrassed to how much it still makes us laugh No one has ever Holded that in the history of poop dookies. There's a nice juxtaposition of energies. All right, let's keep going Is there a chance it's just a bunch of the Green Day album CDs? Just like flying out. There's always that chance always Okay, you know good those songs had to be for that for an album called duke to be that popular Like god damn are challenging people. You know how psyched their label had to be when they were like we got the title Like but don't worry. It's actually hooky as hell Straight to the top all number one most people don't know this, but do you know where they're from? I actually don't will you enlighten me? Yeah, just look it up real quick. Yeah, they're from the bay and actually You know that that's where we're from. Yeah, physically Berkeley and um little known fact I guess people from Berkeley obsessed with the word duke It would seem so Don't break all in the great mix with the duke, yeah, man I know so you've murdered a dog which is the number one thing not to do if you want audiences to like you Correct. Well, these are anti-cars. You committed the ultimate crime. Yeah. Is there is there a website that like does the dog die in the song? Yes, yeah, I don't know if they need it for songs because it's so rare That's a great question. Also, I think there's really no debate It's brains are all of the grass mix with the duke. Yeah times. Yeah apologies to anyone who's just waking up and listening to this That's me. We do a lot of we do a lot of songs where there's like premise that the two people in the song very much agree with and then do a lot of agreeing with each other Mm-hmm It's also one of our favorite just styles of written comedy as well like Just uh in terms of the bill in Ted dynamic of like I agree with you Yeah, that idea um-hmm up my alley waiting garth is another one you could have named check Yeah, sure the stepbrothers of the film stepbrothers, but it's like bill and Ted waiting garth who came first, you know When on the way to garth no actually they're very I think bill and Ted came out before windswell Oh, but the sketch windswell who who who who who who who that's something I wish to it's a way to find out unfortunately We'll never it is in the tittest is there a history there we'll never know yeah All right Oh, yeah, it's my pause there because I had some questions I filled up his pants - That's right. - And then went up into the shirt. - Yeah, they came up so high that they were popping out of the front of his shirt. - I picture it like popcorn. You know how popcorn comes out the top and then sort of burbling up out of his pants up to the shirt area. And he had his shirt tucked in. - But it's like when you have that terrible thing in a car seat with a baby or a toddler where the dookie does come out of their shirt because-- - But that's real key. If you're talking about real dookie now, which I don't really like. I like our version, which is gumballs. - Yeah, a little bit like the rabbit pellets. You're talking pellets in this. - Yeah, this isn't cockatoo. - Yeah, or it's like, you know, I don't want to get too much into the detail of it. But like it's tubular, but it's like, there's no smell, odorless, firm, almost like it's like a cartoon. - Pleasant. - Yeah. - That's so crazy. You don't want to get too much into the detail. Then you probably shouldn't do an hour long podcast of about a two-minute song about dookie. - I think everyone knows I'm on the record is not wanting to do this podcast. - Yeah, that's true, okay. It was always just 'cause you were worried this episode was coming. - It certainly did. - If we do this podcast, eventually, I'm gonna have to talk about dookie for one hour. (laughing) ♪ Yeah, man, 99 times the smell ♪ ♪ Don't be cockatoo the pork ♪ ♪ Dookie's popping out of my shirt ♪ ♪ I handle a bullet through my heart ♪ ♪ Let's fight a war ♪ ♪ Dookie filling up my cheeks ♪ ♪ Bought the bus ♪ ♪ No doubt ♪ ♪ Pull up my ice and coda coda ♪ - So your sneakers are going to bust. They're going to explode because the dookie has filled them so much. - Yeah. It could be that we have everything tucked in, like sleeves tucked in, you know, pants tucked into socks. - That's what it's just like. You guys are a contained unit and then you fill in it with marbles essentially. It is the way to picture it. So all of a sudden your pants are just chock full, but then he rips your pant leg, marbles, picture. If you tucked your pant leg into your socks, poured marbles into the top till they were absolutely chock full. - Yeah, or dookie'd in your pants? - Yeah, then somebody would rip the leg. Boy, those marbles would go everywhere. If your leg didn't get ripped and then you were doing something like hopping fences and stuff, they might start bubbling out above your belt line. - Easily. - I'm pretty sure that's where the term lost your marbles comes from. - Well, let me just say that the reference to isotoner gloves and dookie's popping out of his isotoch, took them by isotoner gloves and shook the dookies out. There, I mean, now it's a problem. Before it was like manageable, but, you know, this is-- - Oh yeah, isotoner gloves just seemed like something that Ghost Face Array Quad would say. - There's a lot of specifics. - It feels very East Coast people that wear leather gloves to get out of the cold or commit crimes. - And I remember isotoner glove commercials would run a lot when we were kids. - Yeah. - On Genius.com, it says, you know, it's the Jakes, they want us to be chased, but someone has already put a note in saying it should be they wise to the chase, which is what it is. - Yes, and for those of you who don't know, Jakes are police officers that's a East Coast lying for police officers. - Gee, anything on Genius was any of the descriptions that people wrote, funny, Andy, of like trying to explain what the lines mean? - Um, it's like I just did. - Like hand holding. - Like, their pants are obviously tucked into their socks, causing the dookies to come out of the tops of their shirts. - Not really. - Okay. Continue. - Sorry. - And we're about to get to my favorite line. (upbeat music) - So, for it to get into your gloves, it's like, yes, you're wearing a long sleeve T-shirt of some sort. I say T-shirt 'cause that's me thin enough to be able to tuck into the gloves. - Right. - And then the dookies had filled all the way up through your shirt and then had gone down your shirt sleeve into your gloves, kind of like, where you had to like shake some out like it was us. - No, that's why these dookies have to be relatively firm, right, because if they were smeary, I don't want to get into details again. - I don't like the word smeary. I don't want that on this pod. I don't want to say smeary on this pod. - Okay, so they're firm. - This is Andy's nightmare. - This is the whole reason he didn't want to do the pod. He knew it would get to this episode and people would be describing different kinds of dookies. - We're like two popcorn, not what the song is about. - Okay. - Okay, so we loved this line. - So, you're just ditching some more. So at this point, you guys are getting really slow down from the dead dukey weight. - What am I saying? - I'm so much. - Whatever your performance is is the line so I could dump the dookies. - He's the one got the blue dookies. - He knows your ahead of him at this point. He's like ripped off Mike, 'cause he said what he's doing first. He's ripping off his skull, meaning he's like hat. - His skull he filled up. How did he even get in there? - Yeah, I jumped above your neckline into your hat. And then he's like, "But you know why?" So I can rip the dookies. - That's always the most important. - All the lines that I feel like Andy enjoys me. - Andy really gets specific occasionally with his line reads on this and like, and he knows your limit. He really is very good at knowing your limit and is like, "It's gotta be harder. "It's gotta be harder." "So what can you do?" And then, yes, we're good. We got it. And when he doubles over and is laughing, I'm like, "No, there was." - There was. (laughing) - The fact that it's plural again is just wonderful. There's, there are lots of dookies in there. - Yeah, in the scully. - One other thing about the recording of the vocals is, we talked a lot about the voice I'm doing specifically. It's not totally in my range. So it's, it gets very grating. And I think you helped us with this two key, but I remember us tweaking it a lot, which was I did a double and one of them is much lower register and not the shrill high register thing. And we fucked around with it a lot to find a balance that didn't feel too annoying to the ear. But it's still right on the edge. - Yeah, that's right, that's right. - If not over it. - Yeah. - We're manipulators. Master manipulators. (upbeat music) - Oh, what? - A little Greek mythology. - No. - Yeah. - It's like the two, is that like the two pennies on their, I like crossing the river sticks, you need. But you just took two of your countless dookies in place, one dookie on each eye. I would probably. - No, no, on his chest. - On his chest. - That was a weirder put the right foot of the left. - Right, for the boatman to take him to where? Where does the boatman take the bodies back then? You got to, dookie islands? - Oh, sorry, yeah. In ours, it's probably to dookie islands. - Where they go. - Right, or Davey Jones locker, am I right guys? - In Greek mythology, you leave two coins over the eyes, and one in the mouth, this is ingenious. - Oh, someone who has deceased for the ferryman, caron boatman, so he could carry your soul across the river sticks and into Hades. - Into Hades. - So you, but you skipped the one in the mouth. - Interesting. - Well, there's just two on the chest. This is dookie island. - You gotta pay him to take him in. - A little cheaper to get into dookie island than Hades. - Two dookies. - But yes, I was aware of the two coins, or I didn't realize it was three coins for the boatman. - We would have changed that if we had done a research. Now, on the technical side, Andy, to your point, I did notice that both your voices sounded different on some than other ones, but I can't hear the doubles on either of you. So I think either there are doubles where you guys perform to twice, and we're layering, but we tucked them in so perfectly aligned, and so lightly that I'm hearing it. It just isn't an interesting tone of voice. It truly is not reading as double at all. - I mean, well, really, that's good. - We did this occasionally where it's like, one, we'll have the lead, and we certainly do it on choruses a lot, where you obviously have more lead vocals and they're more centered, and then we like, pull the other ones apart, and they're lowered down, and we drop decibels on that. So I would imagine that on this, to get the tone you're talking about, Andy, your second one was just lowered, like by a couple of decibels, whatever, really. (upbeat music) ♪ They come and make great roles ♪ ♪ These dookies in the dry ♪ ♪ Hold up for dookies ♪ ♪ They come and out better ♪ ♪ I want to say who's my leg ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm stuck on dookie now ♪ (upbeat music) - I mean, this is like, Butch Cassidy in the Sundance kid. - 'Cause I'm stuck on dookie now. I mean, it's like, colon blow, or whatever, it's like, filled up under that. - Yeah, so I'm gonna get concerned. - Dookies. - Because it's becoming more. - The dookies might do you in. - Well, they're coming out fast, quite clearly. I mean, just as any crime story, it always ends with comeuppance. - Yeah, now there's only 40 seconds left, and I actually want to stop interrupting it. So I'm gonna go back a team bit and play it to the end here, and then we can go back. 'Cause I think there's a momentum I'm killing here. - Okay. - So I can do the dookie. - Come place it out, but you can lift it, try to shoot me. - I blew out his back, that's all she wrote, man. - Yeah, no, it's just slap dookies, what I'm hoping. - They're coming, make great roll these dookies in the dry. - Hold up for dookies. - They're coming out fast. - Yeah, I can't move my leg. - 50 seconds, open fire. - I'm like a fountain, now bodies are stretched. - That's place right through me. - We're dead of the dust, done in by the dookie. - Trouble on Dookie Island. (upbeat music) - Oh, that's pretty good. Crab scratching there by Mr. Numer. - Oh, true. - Oh, right into it. We'll get there, we're gonna do a shave. - Okay, well, visually I really like saying they're coming out fast, 'cause I'm starting to picture it as like a little kinda sound that they're popping out. - Oh, just like little bubbles. Like little boba to you, like little popping boba. - Yeah, that's actually popping boba is a great way to look at these dookies, just liquid serenity by little gelatin. - One thing that has nothing to do with the comedy of it, just on a musical note, we go back and forth very fast [BLANK_AUDIO] and over and over and over and then there's one time at the end where we just have your arm continue through to the next line, it's very satisfying musicly. - Yes, 'cause then it switches like, - And our body's all same. - You switch like, when you expect the next guy to come in and it sounds like a great. - It sounds cool. And that is new Mark doing the scratching? - Yes, or anytime we needed like real dope scratching. - Bless his heart. - Now did you find some of those clips here? - I did, I did. And so the way that that works is like, that was like a, it wasn't a new thing, but when Serato came out and like a DJ equipment that could actually just take whatever MP3 you would have, you would load it up and then back in the day you would literally have to press it to vinyl to be able to scratch stuff. But then digitally you can just take it anything, send it to a rad DJ and have him scratch it and you can do any piece of it. - Yeah, but it's still real scratching. It's still a record and the mixer. But it's just that the record is digital. Okay, yeah, you wanna hear some of these? - Yes. - And you were right Andy, it's not 500. - It's probably not even 100. - Whoa, while you figure that out, Kevin Miller just did our research on Wayne's World vs. Bill and Ted. - Oh. - The first Wayne's World sketch aired in the Leslie Nielsen show, February 18th, 1989. Bill and Ted premiered in theaters one day earlier. - Whoa. - Friday, February 17th, 1989. They were back to back. That means there is some teenage kids who saw Bill and Ted Friday and saw Wayne's World for the first time Saturday. - Guessing that was us. - I don't know. - I saw Bill and Ted definitely the weekend had opened. - Oh, for sure. - At the theater by the payless in Oakland. - Oh, I remember that one. - Was there a straw hat? Was that next to straw hat recently? - Next to straw hat, yeah. Where they have video games in the back. - Did you know that I'm from the bank? - Oh yeah. - Damn, that's so crazy. Do you think that the makers of Duky ever went to that theater? - The makers of Duky? - Yeah, the Green Bay. - Oh, that Duky. - We're all makers of Duky, am I right? - That's why I was confused. - When talking about the Bay, since we're talking about it, I always like Dandy's mind. I'm saying cop blazed out the Eucalyptus trying to shoot me and that is very much a Bay reference 'cause there's a lot of Eucalyptus there. - Eucalyptus? - I had a friend growing up whose dad had a mission to get rid of Eucalyptus in California because it was not a native plant. - Yes, it's from Australia. - Really come from Australia or something? - Yes, I believe so. - I wouldn't dare guess. - So this is Howard Parker reading the lines of "Trouble on Duky Island" and I like it too, as well as this as the date, you know. - Today is March 19th, 2010. This is Howard Parker, reading "Four Macroober." Take one. - "Trouble on Duky Island." - Oh, fuck. - "Trouble on Duky Island." - That was so fucking rad of Howard that he records his little lead-in in his speaking voice on like a whacker mic to like lure you in like, oh, is that what he sounds like? - This isn't gonna work. - That he's doing it from his house, yeah. - Oh my God, but it like has the click in like from an old school studio. - This guy's a fucking professional. He did a lot all the universal. - "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." - Yeah. - "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - Picture. - "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - "Trouble on Duky Island." - Oh, there. - "Trouble on Duky Island." - Let's just keep playing 'em. - Take three. - "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - "Trouble on Duky Island." - Yeah, you pissed. - "Trouble on Duky Island." - This should have been the last track of our album. (laughing) - That would have been seriously. - "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." - What kind of movie has that one? That really low almost with "Trouble on Duky Island." - Like it's a secret. "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." - They're all so real. - Take six. - Take six. - "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." - Let's just place my all of these. - "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." - We're gonna do a little fun. - Yeah, that one's not so bad. - "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - There's a wink. - "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - Take nine. - It's getting into some life. - "Trouble on Duky Island." - He's working his way to like a Harry and the Henderson's. - Exactly. - "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." - Yeah, it's getting fun now. - Yeah. - That's a good time. - "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) "Trouble on Duky Island." - This is the version of the movie "H island" I see. That's what's starring Tim Allen. - Yeah. - You should make the movie. - "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - Take 11. - "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - "Trouble on Duky Island." - Damn, he modulated "Trouble on Duky Island." - "Trouble on Duky Island." - Yeah. - Take 12. - "Trouble on Duky Island." - Fuck. - "Trouble on Duky Island." "Trouble on Duky Island." (laughing) - Dude, he's what a king. The fact that it's just going, it's in a straight line for 12 takes, where they're going just, it's like he has 12 levels to do it. He's going up an octave each time. - I mean, you can imagine how excited I was to get that back. You make a stupid request. The, you feel like a child. Like, you know, this is my first movie. I'm like, "Hey, can the guy do this thing?" And then you get that back. And the fact that it was on my birth day. - What a gift. - March 19th. You can imagine how it's like, "Did you get an outgoing message for your voicemail?" - Oh, I fucking, I blew it. I felt like it was such a windfall of riches that I was like, I thought that I was having a memory of you having him saying so unfortunately. - All right, well, thank you, Howard Parker. - Well, speaking of great Vio is the perfect time to mention Peter Cullen, who was the voice of Optimus Prime and a big part of all of our childhoods. - Yeah. - 'Cause I felt the same way getting that Vio, like you're like, "Fuck, it's like Optimus Prime's "Fuckin' doin' trouble on Tokyo Island." - Yeah, rest in peace, Peter Cullen. None of us ever worked with him. We just loved his voice work. - Good-mired. - Yeah. - Incredible. - Legend, as they say, across the pond. - Oh, yeah. - In foggy London town. - You really picked up a lot over there. - I did indeed, bruv. - Hell. - Yep. - The hits keep coming, as they say. - Allow it, bruv. - Hmm. - I like this. - Allow it. (laughing) - If it tacked the block, if they all had that voice, it would have been a way worse movie. - Oh, hey, allow it, bruv. - Allow it, bruv. All right, well, one song. We want to sneak in a Falco or a Versa-Trail. I kind of am ashamed of it and never wanted to see the light of day. We could just skip it. - Feels like a skip it. - Yeah, really? - I mean, it's pretty vile. - I'll say how it happened. - I guess any quaid that's still listening, not that anybody turns it off, but I just mean they've earned our trust enough to be trusted with the Falco. - We used to be. - We used to keep 4,000 times in the Falco. - Yeah, but that was kind of classy. - We broke 'em down. Wait, Andy, do you want to just, 'cause maybe this is your chance to make amends for how this came about, because you were a child. It's a reference to a childish thing. - Yeah, it's very, yeah, it's obviously it's about from never ending story. And there's a whole wonderful sweet moment in the movie where Falco and a Trail were looking for each other. And there's just a back and forth that's seared into my mind forever, the audio of it, the Falco or a Trail. - 'Cause they're trying to find each other. - Yeah. - And then it was like, you know what it really is? It's the, you know, you'll know exactly this. The old audio sketch, the like Martha, Bob, Martha. You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah, to like, to like, is it Bob? I think it is. - I think it's Bob and Martha, yeah. - I feel like we should play that so people can understand. - Yes, to see how highbrow what you were barring from was. - Back to never ending story while he looks. - I tried to turn it on for my kids and it seemed like it might suck. And I was like, this is the best fucking movie. I loved it when I was a kid and I turned it on. And I was like, if you don't like it after 10 minutes, we'd turn off. And after like six, I was like, guys, you don't have to sit there, it's fine. It was just me as a kid. - Like, I think that that is a timing thing, though, because it's just one, it's really hard to say this is the best thing ever for anything. - Sure. - And then play it for someone. And then two, like, it's slower. It's slower than most things because it's an older movie. But it was like shrill. It was like a lot of screaming puppets, like going, "Mah!" - Oh, you got to the puppets then. Well, first of all, it was made in Germany and actually it was filmed where we filmed a conferee at this one big studio, which was also fun because while I was walking around dressed as Hitler in Germany at a studio, there would be like tour groups coming by. I'd be like, "Hi! How's it going?" - That's fun, but never ending story was shot. - That's what I mean. And those puppets feel super fucking German. They feel they're like nasty to look at and like, you know what I mean? - The snail guy and the weirdo, like, that's kind of what I'm getting at. He's like, "They couldn't get past." - How gross it was? - Yeah, just it was just so unpleasant. And I'd love that movie. And it was so unpleasant in the first 10 minutes. I couldn't, they couldn't get past it, but maybe I need to-- - We can talk about this movie a lot because I was writing something that was similar with Brett McKenzie, and I got very deep into adventure movies that go into a different world. And it's all the cycles of grief. And it's pretty rad when you actually break it down. And the second act has all of the different cycles of grief, of like, you know, denial apathy. And then culminating with like him seeing himself in the mirror and then back. switching with his avatar and I think it's a really well written because also because the book of never ending story is off the fucking rails and goes bizarre places and it's only the first half of the book that is the movie and it's a much it's like actually like a pretty amazing trick to make something that good out of a fucking pretty off the rails weird like fashion to get super ripped and he like forgets all about the real world at least an asshole and everybody hates him it's sure I yes I'm not I can't condone all the cussing but yeah it's interesting sorry we found it it's stand freeberg yeah marshal jane marcia jane uh marshal marshal what the hell jane marcia jane marcia oh jane marcia jane marcia that's fine marcia jane marcia jane marcia how marcia marcia jane jane marcia marcia john john john marcia marcia marcia marcia john john john john john marcia marcia marcia marcia so when is that from 1951 1951 amazing it's nice to know that sarcasm is always existed it's also pretty risque yeah there's stand freebergers really funny I actually listened to a lot of stand freeberg I should have remembered that those I love that they had to have a real like orchestra he's like play this anyway you can see the framework there for falcor in a trio all right well let's give it a go so we had the way with all to call it a classy skit though that is true the full title is falcor versatile you classy skit number one oh my god what do you mean is classy skit number two and they are very similar I did just have a memory flood back of that weird little cot that was in that recording studio that was like the cheapest old like almost military or hospital cot that was on old school springs in that we were like we need the bedsprings we're like we have them right here and we just and just like taking the mic off of the mic stand and dragging you know with the cord over to the thing and then just jumping on it with our butt just like going for god I was shitty that thing was we were in the shittiest room but it was like we had the perfect foley that was a little foley setup yeah yeah just ready to go for this perfect sketch anyway falcor versatile a criterion I'm just kidding yeah I mean I would omit it if given the opportunity what are we gonna say for I mean I know this song I guess we can't say songs are criterion right so we won't even talk about trouble on dick I like that like watch me do me is a direct topical reference because that's what people were saying at the time and falcor versatile you they're doing exactly the two buckets of which we operate which is either a movie from 20 years earlier that nobody is talking about or or something that just came out of music yeah yeah hey Andy uh jack buck I got it with two hints oh how's that are you sad yeah if I don't get it clean totally then I'm bummed however I chimed in late long last weeks up to let everyone know that I got a squeaky and then two days later I got another squeaky whoa and it felt fantastico now how long does that take you so I can be bummed out so this was the craziest one maybe of all time it was a very easy one all of my uh friends and acquaintances who do the bee and I check in with all got it eventually at some point I did it in six minutes and I stopped to go to the bathroom in the middle of that six minutes so like five minutes if I peed for a minute you left you sharing with us now the word the word list from that one there just be words that we've never heard of on it that you just know our words I don't even know that one was shockingly easy but I do think it's the fastest I've ever finished it and I did do it squeaky clean I was a really easy one like that will you tell us so we can so I can try that out yeah please so you can get in on it it's probably in the archive do you want me to tell you what day it was sure please then and then everyone can do it and try to beat your time I mean by all means but they got to take a couple duchies in the middle yeah that is or else there's an asterix on your win it was Friday Friday Rebecca Black's favorite day it's right Keith that's absolutely right thank you so much and how does that song go again Friday Friday something like that although when I try to think of it I just think of Tim and Zach's Friday night I'm thinking that we just might fly away to some place they don't know where we are something like that I would I'm looking at the words from that be and I would argue there's nothing you can't figure out intuitively you know what I mean there's no like what the fuck is that word okay it's all words that are words you know or rooted from words you know and that's all I have to say about that for us come yeah I love that well we didn't read a single comment on last week's app hey hey hey hit us in the titus is that good is it bad it's that can come back with that shit yeah I'll have double the double the flavor what yeah double double the flavor we'll talk about it for like 40 minutes and then we'll listen to watch me do me get ready for next episode anyways guys this was the most important episode we've ever done thank you to our sponsors to whoever they were thank you to our producers to Jeff to Kevin thank you to our editor CJ this has been another episode of the lonely island Sutherland's podcast and keep your Seth wherever you are I think we can all agree that once this episode comes out there's now coming back Sam push the old spark into my chest I love you guys forever James Sam Whitwicky take the cue and shove it in my chest either show into my chest rest in peace all right baby love you he said those lines love you guys later Arnold later quates later how are Parker trouble on dukey island