Turning Down a Private Jet

what's up guys welcome back to views we are back with another episode this is going to be a good one because no natalie oh my god amazing yeah she won't be cutting you off she won't be cutting me off it's i'll speak the most of the time about 99 no you know what i'm gonna let you i'm gonna let you lead this podcast oh incredible well first i want to tell you about space and what i've discovered the two sides of uh of us steely dan and space my mom told me she asked everybody in our family yeah they liked most about the podcast and what they hated the most yeah she said my dad said that he likes that he gets to like catch up with me see what's going on yeah but his least favorite part is when i talk about my space theories so weird i guess it doesn't run on the family yeah the simulation stuff's gotta go really yeah it's you're hurting all of our realities like we we have life and then you come in and you're like none of it's real i just i don't get why people can't get behind it i think i have like a cult following of people within the podcast oh i bet i think there's like at least 50 people that are like at the edge of their seat like i hope he mentioned something about the simulation theory yeah so um just for those guys for those 50 of you take a break today we won't be mentioning it i'm gonna let jason talk oh jay i have a job for you what is it paid it's it's it's uh well no no so my favorite all i need you to do is be in a video in makeup okay two thousand dollars okay no posting required okay what is it oh that's it what do i have to be i just have a job for paramount you have to be kidding uh scrooge oh okay are you down yeah yeah yeah we'll talk to uh we'll talk to jack reed and see if we get that number up jack reed hasn't worked with us in nine years oh wait what year is it yeah that's good i don't know i don't know i don't know all right when when are we doing that um we're doing it on sunday it should be easy it's not like uh it's uh we're just doing like actually having a party here on sunday yes i have to do right before i'm doing we're doing like a wellness retreat thing here well that's not your it's not up your alley wellness no it actually this week it is i got a call from the win nightclub yeah that's how tapped and i am jay they call incredible damn steve win called you steve win no no the club called me the guy from the club called me what did he say what's the guy from the win like i want to know um well there's a different guy young guy yes there used to be that's a young person's game named jazz remember jasmine naveen you could chime in too naveen's here i wanted an intro i know sorry sorry you're holding the mic in like a way like where like you put your sword into your like little i brought naveen today because natalie's not here no i think there's someone someone else you can cut off would you want to be my manager i feel like it looks like a pretty fun job so easy yeah whenever you want to travel how much money is natalie making so gross i think she's making more than me right with what you spend yeah yeah well if you actually look at it that way yeah then there is a chance that we're actually we're probably even yeah probably dead even yeah yeah well that's like when jack used to um i used to get 30 of the podcast you got 70 yeah and jack got oh right 15 of all of us so jack was making almost as much as me that's really that was crazy that's exactly what's going on here and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god yeah yeah yeah because like then you have to you have to you know i have to fly her business everywhere yeah um and then i have to get her hotels and then i have to pay for if we're giving away stuff that comes out of my check yeah and then if we're you know paying for the trip that comes out of my pocket yeah and then she just attends and then commissions the grand total yes right yeah brant's coming in paying 150 yeah okay so think about it yeah i spend 70 on the trip yeah natalie takes the percentage from the 150 not from the 70 now now i now i spent the 70 taxes takes the rest yeah natalie wins gets a trip you're a freaking pauper what's that mean a pauper is p-a-u-p-e-r that's exactly what i feel i don't know what that means but that's exactly what i feel you are a pauper yeah you probably like paupers too you little scamp yeah i love paupers um dude the other day we had wait wait win win win win oh the club yeah oh yeah they just reached they redid their club so they're like oh nice it's a really cool offer they're like dave we have a deal with you we have a deal with you we have a deal with you jet for you what if you want to come hop on it um bring your friends and i called them i was like i don't really have like too many influencer friends right now like in like that like are free like zane was like everybody was busy yeah and they're like oh i don't we don't care like you could just bring like your roommates or whatever i was like this is incredible i'm sure you want me to waste the win jet on me and my roommates um so but i said no why um because i had a wellness thing on oh it's their club reopening so like they spent a lot of money they like got like a new channel it looks really cool and natalie doesn't land till really late that night so she'd have to go from the london flight to the vegas flight yeah and i just like i feel so sick but it is pretty crazy like i feel very grateful that i'm at a point where i could say no to that like not even in like not even like success level but just like in like mental health level where i'm like you know what i don't need to get shit faced this weekend wow yeah that's pretty cool i've gotten shit faced the last six weekends i'm gonna take this one genuinely i think i said no to it just just so i could say that i said no to it just so i could flex what level my mental health is at what was it was it a special dj or anything yeah chainspokers i love oh my god that's your jam i love those guys oh of course love them oh chainspokers will bring you right in the booth yeah yeah um so i don't know but like every time i go to vegas it's like and natalie was like you're not gonna film you're just gonna get drunk oh i'm like it's true and george is in vegas oh yeah that's a good one for you yeah i don't know maybe i should go i feel like on sunday you're not gonna be at your party and it's like your story's gonna be in vegas yeah maybe i should just go it sounds really fun i've got an idea why don't you get alex a pre-gig with the chainsmokers that's a good dude it's really hard to do at the win really you can't get him on there for 20 minutes unless i'm djing with him great get a stand up there oh it's a great vlog really my fucking my roommate dj chainsmokers oh my god that's so cool that'd be kind of fun yeah really good idea you gotta keep me around dave don't just put me in makeup i got the ideas you know i had no idea i thought you were just a body david's really good with ideas by the way if you ever need ideas she's she pitches me like six or seven ideas every morning my favorite ideas of yours is when you're in a car and it looks like you're about to be in a car accident and then you fake the car accident inside and then you gamble on your phone what when you're when it's like a video of a car accident oh oh yeah yeah yeah those are those are my uh that's your bread and butter that wasn't real that was a skit it wasn't real no no it's a skit um yeah listen man you want to get me off those those those instagrams i'll come do makeup every day um but we got to make the money's got to come from somewhere i don't know sell my body or naveen's has given me full full rights to sell my body to uh to women people could touch it yeah yeah yeah but it's got to be like women over 50 right that's like your demographic though um i don't know we're doing good aren't we yeah you guys aren't doing good no no actually getting along really good how is the marriage how many years are you guys in we are in our third or fourth year not of marriage though yeah marriage is third yeah we got married in 2023 so it'll be four years in january and it flew by who do you think has the most even if it's a percentage has the most amount of regret obviously naveen yeah i don't yeah i don't have any though i don't have any no really surprisingly she doesn't i mean you know she's a weird beast i don't know do you ever wake up and you're just like like if i was with naveen every morning i'd wake up i'd be like are you sure yes yeah or sometimes when she's walking ahead of me up the stairs and i see her butt yeah i'm like unreal like a kid who did i yeah how did i luck out yeah i guess it's pretty yeah it's crazy specific experience and we get along and we're like a real we're like a real couple no 100 percent and and if she wanted to just you know my favorite was like because because obviously naveen's like dated billionaires in the past my favorite part was when we were on the jet and you were talking to naveen and you were like who are you look at you on the private chat and i just kept thinking to myself i'm like jay you know like this was her life right it's like that who's who makes that joke about that homeless homeless dog homeless people and there are dogs it's like the dog saying hey man i could i could do this on my own yeah yeah yeah did you watch the norm doc no no judd's judd apatow's norm doc oh that's pretty sick yeah you should watch it what reminded me of that this is really funny but no you guys are a really good pair i feel like i like hate on you guys a lot like as a joke i don't think so wait you do like when you guys you know when you guys aren't around no like i'm always on the pod saying like oh you're gonna regret this shit but like no i it actually makes sense in like the most bizarre it does really make sense like i can't even say that seriously without ending it without some snarky i don't know i can't i can't put any like rhyme or reason to it i'm just i'm glad that you're also on the same page no no i get it i get it yeah but she's here what am i gonna do you know just like walk away do you think she got shallow howled maybe okay maybe yeah what happens in shallow howl i think about that movie a lot she hits her head because what's what's going on with you yeah i think he like goes to like a hypnotist yes and he makes it so every girl he was never attracted to he's super attracted to - Right. - So girls that are conventionally not attractive, he thinks are the hottest supermodels in the world. Before we met, did you go to a hypnotist or anything? Yeah. You did? I did it. I did it. That's really funny. Okay, well, you guys are having me rethink the Vegas thing. I know you guys didn't say much about it, but I just kind of felt your energy and it sounded like I have to go to Vegas. It just sounds, once you said Georgia was there, I just think she's so fun. Yeah, I think Georgia's kind of- If you had like a reason, like Alex, or there was something there that you were like trying to get, I think that would be a lot better than just willy-nilly going with a camera. There was a reason. If Jason was there with Naveen and we had a suite and you surprised us- Last night, we went to dinner and I was like, because Thanos was so good in your vlog and I was like, I was like really on a high. Oh, yeah, you crushed it. Ilya texted me this morning. What did he say? Sorry not to cut you off, but it's about Thanos. He goes, I was thinking, if you didn't have Jason in the vlog, you would have no vlog. It's pretty insane how one person could carry like that. Eggs in one basket type shit. Oh, that's really nice. No, I mean, it's very true. That's why I also tell him, I'm also like, there'll be moments where Ilya will carry, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why I'll be like, you need to come with me to this trip and he'll be like, what the fuck am I going to do in London at this thing? Blah, blah, blah. You just literally never know. Usually with you, it's pretty surefire, especially if you're in a character. You're really, really funny at that. But like, you just never know who's going to- So then we were at dinner last night and I was like, because Naveen's good with ideas, I was like, what else can I do? Like, what other prosthetics can I do? No, no, no. First it was, ask Thanos. And I was like, well, you already did it. And he was like, yeah, but- And then he started talking about the movies as if he likes them, which he doesn't. That's funny. And he was like, I think I'll go to like the premiere, ask Thanos. And is he in that? In the new one? No, the idea was on the opening day of- He probably will be in it for a second, but yeah. Was he going to be in the movie? I'm sure they're going to show him like being killed by the new villain. Well, the idea was that at like the Grove on opening day, I walk in as Thanos and I do like a little speech, like, this is an amazing film. It's 240 minutes. I want to thank the crew and something like that. It'd be like a funny bit. That's funny. Wait, as- Dave doesn't like that. I'm like touching Doomsday. I'm like- I'm like, the look on his face right now is like- He's getting territorial. He's getting cringe. I don't know about that, Jay. Wait, are you saying- Is the joke that you're like saying that you're like pretending you were in it? Yeah, like if the real Chris Hemsworth walked into the Grove, everybody would be like, oh shit. He's like, I just want to say, you know, but it's Thanos saying it who obviously isn't a real person. Yeah, but are you saying it like, I'm sorry, I couldn't be in this film? Or are you just- Maybe, maybe. Or are you playing it as if you are in it? I was just acting like I am in it. Oh, okay, okay. Or I should be like, you know, it's great to be a part of the universe. Everybody that worked on it, you know, something like that. That's really funny. I think it'd be funny. But you don't do bits like that anymore. You know, you're off gallivanting, doing your- You could do that before. We should do that at like a regular movie showing. Yes. That's kind of funny. Yeah. Like just, yeah, like not the premiere. Not the premiere. We just walk into the Grove like day off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like any showing. Any showing. Thank you guys so much for coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really funny. I'm going to take some questions. Yeah, obviously no spoilers here. Someone said to me the other day, someone was, someone was giving me a nice praise about your videos. I don't know who it was, but they were like, they were like, oh, I don't know how you did it. And I said, oh, I said, we tried for 10 hours a day and you only saw 30 seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. And I was like, he was like, ah, I was like, huh, oh, wow. It's also funny, like I was thinking about what Ilya said about like you carrying or whatever, but then I was thinking, he's like, you'd have no vlog if you didn't, if Jason didn't carry. And then, as true as that is, I was also thinking like, there is a moment after we get something. Yeah. Where I stopped trying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Of course. I know exactly what you mean. It's like, it's just like, oh, we kind of got it. But like, so that's what I'm saying. So like, if that never happened, if I never knew in my head that like, oh, we got some stuff with Jason, like the rest of the party would have looked different. Right, right, right. Then I would have been like, okay, now I need to like lock in here at the party because we're like, we didn't get anything when we went in and out. Yeah, that's true. It's like a really like, bizarre way of like, and I wish I wasn't like that. I wish I was like, I know we got it, but let me shoot so I have another 10 minutes of footage that I could use like on another channel or something. Right. I feel like I always just like, get the right amount and then I'm like, I'm done. And then like, my guard comes down and then I'm like, okay, time to get drunk. Right, right, right. Are you done getting drunk? Yeah, no, I like really rarely get drunk. I feel like you've been catching me on like drunk nights. What are you talking about? I was with you in Hong Kong. Well, I had to get drunk. Why? Because of Heath? Because Heath doesn't drink? Heath was there and our whole bit was that he was drinking non-alcoholics and I was drinking beer so I had to get drunk there. Okay. And like, even when we got back with, when we got back with the footage, Ferris was like, why didn't you guys go drinking more? What the fuck happened? You guys only went out one night? He looked at all the footage and I'm like, yeah, no one wanted to drink. Everybody was like, so that kind of hurt us because going out in a night like that in another country is like the best part. You made a funny joke in that vlog that I'm still editing. What is it? Where you're like, I just realized why you take us to places. Oh. And it's just so you can get drunk. Yeah. Which is very accurate. Like there is some truth behind that. Why don't we do more stuff around here? No, yeah, I'm definitely down. Like what? Why don't we collaborate? Well, that's why I want to go to Vegas because like to me that feels like a stuff around here kind of thing. Yeah. Like it's like a, that's why I'm like, but I don't know. Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm having. Will they give you a nice suite? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah. And I'm having, but I'm having the wellness thing here on Sunday. Like Diplo's Run Club is finishing and then everyone's going to come here. Okay. And it's like a Celsius event. Nice. So I have no idea what's happening, but I guess we're going to all continue exercising. I mean, I'm not, but I'm like hosting. It's pickleball, isn't it? I'm not sure. I mean, I only have one court, so I don't really, I don't really know what that means. What do you mean the wellness continues? It's like ice baths and stuff? Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's probably like breakfast and things like that. I think it's like an early morning thing. Oh, gosh. But what was I going to say? Fun. Got a gig at Scrooge, babe. Two grand. Yeah, it's pretty sick. Pretty good. I got to lock you in. Now he was trying to give you a grand. What is that? Is that basically Ebenezer? The Johnny Depp character? Is that what Scrooge is? Yeah. Yeah, same character. Guy who hates Christmas. What does he sound like? I don't know. You just have to say a catchphrase when we're doing it. You have to say Bahamberg, Bahambug, and then you're good. Do you call Jackie? No. Okay. You may have to call Jackie. We're shooting on Sunday. I'm always going to say. And then today, Steve will do it's coming by. No way. I'm a little nervous. What are you going to do? Well, I always just think he's like coming back for the car. I'm like, okay, he's coming back for the Ferrari. I don't. It's like a mob guy. Nobody ever, like nobody assumes that car is mine. Right. Like even when Ilya talks about it, like he's like, well, it's not our car. Oh, really? It's just like such a big. Corinna, like obviously made sense. Corinna, like I contributed to like whatever, her making money. Yeah. It made sense. And I really appreciated that gift. And I don't feel like guilty about that gift. Right. I like really love it. And I'm really grateful for it. The Steve gift is like, I knew that guy for, I don't know, a couple of days. Yeah. Like in total of like seeing him in person is added up as a couple of days. Yeah. So I do feel like a level of like guilt with it. But when he gave it to me, I was like, please, like I can't have this. And then he like pulled me to the side and he's like, I'm making a lot of money. Like, please take the car. Wow. I was like, okay. But like, I do always think I'm like, okay, he's going to come back for the car. But I FaceTimed him today about what his game plan is. And apparently Pepino, who is like, is like, who we love. Yeah. Pepino is like a sidekick. Yeah. Is, has lost his job to Steve. Why? Because of a drug. And alcohol addiction. And Steve said the only way he could get his job back is if he beats me in a game of pool. Wow. Yeah. So he's coming back to play me in pool. So wait a minute. And Steve said, I have to give Pepino a handicap. I don't know what it is yet. Oh, you're playing Pepino. I'm playing Pepino. Oh, Dave, that's, that's, that's not, that's not good for Pepino. Are you going to throw the game? I asked Steve, I was like, do you want me to throw the game? He's like, no, no, no, you need to like actually try. And I was like, okay. But he's, but he's like, but give Pepino a handicap. What's the handicap? Like hit him in the leg. That's what I used to think handicaps were too. Is that ready? No, he has to play in a wheelchair. Oh really? No, no, I'm kidding. Oh, it's a, I take away like a ball or two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Dave's really good at pool. That's not going to be good for Pepino. Probably like two or three. And then he said he wants his, Steve wants his girlfriend to play me in pickleball. Oh, is she good? And then I was like, okay, just a heads up. Like I'm good at that. I'm going to give her, I'm going to definitely give her a handicap for that. Yeah. Like pool. I'm like kind of lucky at when the pressure's on, I can like lock in. Sure. You know, the table too. Huh? You know, the table. I know the table. Yeah. It's like when you know the table, you're getting a little advantage, but there was something nice when we played in, we played in Florida. Yeah. It was on a new table. I think my table is actually really difficult in terms of pool tables. It doesn't play that easy. No, no. The table in Florida was easier. Really? Cause yeah. When we played in Florida, it was the first time I've ever like, um, just bigger holes. Yeah. I played Jason and I, and he didn't even go. I got all the balls in one run. No, you smoked me. I was jealous. And I beat you five times in a row. I don't know if that happened. No, no, that's what happened. Five? Yeah. I had a really bad betting day. Why? Yesterday, I was playing COD with Mike and John. Fun. And I bet him $20. It was me and Ilya. Ilya's fucking horrible. Me and Ilya versus John and Mike. I lost $20. We doubled or nothing. I lost $40. Doubled or nothing. Lost $80. Then to like $160. And then I was like, okay, I want to win my money back. So we played blackjack on FaceTime with Mike because he's living in Chicago. And I ended up losing $2,000 that night. John won four hands in a row. Doubled or nothing. It's fucking crazy. What? And I dead-ass myself that the fourth hand, I couldn't double or nothing anymore. Because normally when I bet John, I double or nothing up until whatever, until I get my money back. But this time I was like, no, no, no. I'm just going to let you cash out. And then I lost. Every. Every single hand I played against him in blackjack. I had like the worst day of my life for gambling. Does that bum you out when you lose? Yeah, I was fucked up. I don't know what was going on. And then John left. Yeah. And then in my, I was like, what's going on with me? I was like, just looking at the cards in my bed. It was just me. And I was like, okay, highest card wins. Yeah. I'm going to pull for John first, like in my head. And then, and I pulled John's card out. John's not there, just me. And it's an ace. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? And I just put it in. I just put the cards down. I'm like, something's going on today. It was really fucking weird. Whoa. Yeah, it was a weird, weird fucking vibe. Do you hear about this guy that walked across the, the earth? 28 years it took him, 31,000 miles. He just got home. Where did he, he walked across all continents? Yeah, he walked four continents, swam the English Channel, swam the Caspian Sea, but he was gone for 28 years. That's crazy. Wow. Do you imagine how much? Do you imagine how much resentment he must, must be brewing? There must be some resentment there from his family, like just to take off for 28 years. Imagine if I did that? Yeah, I'm trying to think like if it's worth it. Hey, Naveen, Charlie, I'm, uh, I'm going to be gone, but, uh, I'll check in. I'll definitely like call once in a while. Do you think that trip would be worth it? In what regard? I don't understand. He's writing a book that he's going to release about it. I guess everyone's talking about him, so maybe it's worth it. In that regard, but I don't know. Um, yeah, like I, cause the way I think about it is like why I would want to do that is so like I have a really good bar story. Right. Um, but like then I think about like, I was really excited to do the seven wonders strip, right? To go see the seven wonders in like one go. And, and it's never come up in my life. But you have to bring it up. Yeah. And I feel like you don't never like talk about that, but that's such a cool thing. Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess I should bring it up. Like that guy's going into. Every bar and that's like his opening. Oh yeah. And his is like noble. Mine is like, I booked a flight to seven different places. Well, you know, the seven wonders with all your like closest friends. Like that's so cool. David's not like that though. He's not like a bragger. No, he's not the guy that's going to sit there and be like, oh yeah. And by the way, I, uh, no, even if someone got 20 million on YouTube, even if someone brought up the seven wonders around me, they have to physically ask me, like, I just be talking about it. I won't like chime in. I'd be like, oh yeah, I've seen them all. Like they would physically, like I've been close to where I've been like, please, for the love of God, fucking ask me if I've seen any of these wonders. I've been very close. Um, but yeah, I can't, I can't bring it up on my own. I need someone to be like, have you seen one of the wonders? I'm like, uh, yeah, I've actually seen them all. You should prompt Natalie to say, Natalie, when we're around, bring up the fact that I've seen the seven wonders so you can prompt me. Really? Yeah. Why not? Then you get to talk about it. Then you have a little enjoyment in your life. Uh, it is cool that you saw them all. Well, Natalie does. Which one did you like the best? Uh, the best wonder. The Rio, the Christ the Redeemer. Like if, like if you're going to one, go to Rio. Cause then you get all of Brazil. Right. But if you're like the one that like kind of blows my mind the most is the great wall of China. Yeah. The one that blew my mind the least. Yeah. Hot take. Dobricks. Dobricks pizza. The one that blew my mind the least was the pyramid. Really? Which is fucking weird. I hear that sometimes though. Which was fucking weird. But isn't that the one that no one can explain? Yeah, but I got there and I was like, yeah, I think I can figure this out. Aliens did it. Clearly. I mean, yeah. Really? I don't know. I don't know why. I've, I've been a huge fan of the pyramids my entire life and like listen to everything about how they're like geometrically centered and like their possible portals and X percentage of them. Isn't not even, uh, they haven't like, uh, gone inside yet. Like there's still like tombs and stuff that they haven't seen what's inside and just like how they like point. No, everything, everything about the pyramids. Right. Then when I got there, I was like, oh, I don't know. There was something about it. It just like was not really, was not connecting. Maybe it's just everyone told me Heath was even like, when you get there, it's going to blow your mind. And I think I like built them up so much in my mind. Right. That when I got there. Yeah. It wasn't doing it. It's sad that I'll never go there. Why? I just don't think at this point I'll ever fucking go see the great wall of China or the pyramids. Great wall of China is fucking weird. Where is it? We were doing jokes like that last night. I asked him and I go, she was saying she knows a lot about basketball. I go, how much is a three pointer worth? She gets two. That's really funny. Let me just make sure I know exactly how long. How long is the, how long do you think it is? Why is it weird? It's, I know how long it is. It's, it's like 2,100 miles, right? Really? 2,100 miles. Um, not quite. Yeah. Less? Guess. But it's less than that? 1,700? Guess. 16. 13. 1,300? Yeah. Close actually. It's 13,000. Oh. Oh my God. Do you understand that? Well, wait, the United States is only 3,000. Exactly. Exactly. Like, imagine going from here to like New York, where it's like 3,500 miles or something. Yes. That's insane. 13,000 miles of wall. And what's it built for? Exactly. Dragons? What the fuck is climbing over that shit? Well, was it meant to separate two areas? Yeah, I think it, yeah, I don't know exactly. I was pretty tired when I got there. Did you walk it? It was in a bad mood, so. Yeah, there was like a, there was like one part of it. Yeah. You could, there's like, it's all. You can walk the whole thing if you like wanted to or no. You can't walk the whole thing. So some parts of the wall are like broken. Yeah. So that doesn't necessarily connect. But at one point, yeah, it was 13,000 miles long. And like, if it doesn't connect, it's like a couple yards, 100 yards or whatever that doesn't connect. Right. And it keeps going. But it's not a straight line, right? It like goes, it goes along the hillside too, which is the craziest part. Yeah. Like, it's like, I don't, it's very, very, very mind blowing. Yeah. And then the city of Petra was really cool. That's, that's what I recommend in Jordan. That's like the, the, the thing that's carved into the wall. In Jordan? Yeah. It goes all the way to Jordan? No, bro. This is a different wonder. Oh, you're talking about, you're talking about the pyramids. And then what else is there? Oh, Taj Mahal. Yeah. Kick ass. But Agra is fucking hot. Hot. It's like a very, very hot place. But it like. You loved India. I love India. Love India. I want to go back. I think, I think we're trying to go back in January. Oh gosh. I think India is so fun. It's just like the only place that does. Yeah. That does not feel like earth. So it's like really cool. And then what's the other one? What is there? Grand Canyon? No. Rio de Janeiro. Great Wall of China. Oh, Rome Coliseum. Oh yeah. Ilya loves that one. That's his favorite. Yeah, I'm blanking on the others. There's something. I'm the worst storyteller at the bar. That's so funny. So what were the seven you went to? I don't remember. We got five. That's pretty good. But my favorite nightclub is. Clark in Paris. Um, I don't know, but you had a good time. You better go to the wind this weekend. That's where you probably should go to the club. Yeah. I think it's funny that they called you and they're like, oh, like, like I would think someone would call you and be like, oh, he's going to bring like a bunch of hot girls. And you're like showing up with John and Alex. I think that's exactly why I feel bad too. I'm like, and I'm like not in the mood to like bring four or five girls. Like, what is that? Yeah, that's not, that's not what I am anymore. Yeah. That's not, that's not, that's not what I am anymore. Wow. What? Something just came up on my feed. What is it? About the new food at the nightclub I was invited to excess. Then I have pizza and chicken tenders and burgers you can order to your table. Whoa. I'm not even kidding. I'm saying it's an alley. Just, I may have to make her change her flight. I mean, that's like a, that's a big, that's a big difference for you. If you can order chicken tenders and the wind is like famous for the best chicken tenders. It's weird. It's wellness weekend. With the barbecue sauce. It feels like they're luring you in. I don't know how that showed up right when I opened my Tik Tok. That's so weird. That's really fucking weird. And Karina Koff is going to be there ready to film. Ready to film. What were you going to say, Jay? I just thought this was really interesting. Well, first of all, I had, we had a mouse in the house the other day. Mouse in the house. We're going to get, we're going to get to that. We have funny audio, but so. You interviewed the mouse? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on my other pod. What the fuck? What did he say? Like. I got Naveen so good the other day. So we've been having a mouse problem. And so we have this orcan guy who comes. How do you know you have a mouse problem? Yeah, it's really bad. That's not what I said. Are you bad? Wait, what did you say? What did you say? Wait, what do you think I said? I heard you had a mouse problem. What? What do you think? I'm just like a broken robot? Why the fuck would I say that? Well, some days. Why would I say I heard you? You just told me. But what did you say? I said, how do you know that you had a mouse problem? Oh, well, it's going to tell you. So we caught a mouse the other night in the trap. So I had to dispose of it in the morning. Sorry, can you backtrack a little? Yeah. Why do you even have traps set up? Because we had the mice. Hi, Ferris. The mice were getting into the house. So they came and they plugged all the holes, which is awesome. But now we think that there's a couple of guys in the house that can't get out. So we caught one the other night. And they're trying to leave? Yeah, and I'll open the door sometimes. They're like, go, get the fuck out. But they're not leaving. Because they probably don't speak English, but yeah. They don't. They speak mouse. They go, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew. They're Chinese mice. Yeah, they're actually Chinese. Okay. But anyways, we caught one the other night, dead. Right? Yeah. Chinese or no? The one you caught. I think he was Taiwanese. Okay, okay. I wasn't sure. I think that's a province. Yeah, he had a BTS t-shirt, so I'm not sure. Maybe Korean. Okay, so anyways, this is audio. So the mouse is dead. I hope this audio is in Chinese. No, the mouse is dead. So I have to dispose of the mouse. And like, I'm such a pussy. Yeah, is he bloody? Yeah, he's fucking dead. David, the tail is like. It was a pretty small. I just sent it in a group chat. No, he wasn't. Mice get such a bad rap. They really do. Bro, they're so disgusting. It freaks you out to see it. And I think a rat is disgusting, but it was a mouse. Okay, rats are scary, but like, why are we killing mice? Like, if a squirrel was in my room, I wouldn't think to squish it. I would be like, oh my God. Because they have disease. Yeah, they do carry like really bad disease. Oh, and can they bite you? Can mice bite you? They probably wouldn't come up and bite you. Okay, okay. But this is just, this is involuntary screaming that I'm doing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm disposing of the mouse. So I just got the end scream because I couldn't stop laughing. And so then I was like, wanted to record it to send it to my family. And so I just got his last scream. Like, why? Like, the mouse is already dead, but I'm, it's just like involuntary. It's like, ah! Yeah, I mean, it's so gross. Yeah, it's so gross. Okay, and how many more are there left? Well, we don't know. We saw one more that we didn't get. Is this a problem on your hill? On the hillside? Yeah. Really? Yeah, everybody has mice problems. Actually? Yeah. That's so scary. I have a, I used to have a scorpion problem, which I'd so rather have. Wait, no, I think that, that's weird. What? Why? Scorpions? You have scorpions here? Yeah. Oh, shit. I've never seen a scorpion in LA. Like, to me, that, that means something. Oh, yeah. When I first moved in, the house was empty. So I think there were more scorpions here because, like, no one was here. So they were, like, chilling. Oh. They've, they've disappeared now. This was their house. Yeah, this was their home. Damn. That was sick. You know who owned this plot of land before me? Somebody from Disney? Yeah, Walt Disney's brother, Roy. Yeah. Pretty cool. That's really cool. Maybe the thing with Disney. Yeah. It'd be cool if it was Disney. All the neighbors, every time they, like, every time I haven't met a neighbor, they're always like, you know who owned that land before you? And they talk like that, too. Like, they're in a black and white movie. Of course. Out of breath, walking up there. So that's pretty cool. But, yeah, I saw Black Widow that just tied up a. A scorpion. Which is pretty fucking scary. That's crazy. You know, Naveen lies to me, like, all the time. She'll make up lies. Dude, are you not even acknowledging how dangerous it is in here? Well, they're gone. He said they're gone. She lies to me all the time. She'll make up random lies. She'll just be like, so-and-so died. And I'll be like, what? Or that. Or she'll be like, yeah, the Norm Macdonald doc is out. But, like, she said it in September. It was still two months away. I was like, no way! She just lies to me all the time. Oh, yeah. She seems like it. So I got her really good the other night. The other night, I told her. You cheated on her. No, I told her that Glenn the Orkin guy, who's been at our house a lot, has a new one-man show about a mouse. And that he needs Jason's help. It was so confusing. And it was about a mouse who. It was about the death of his grandmother and how the mouse embodied the grandmother. And she was like, no way. And I fucking got her so good. Why do you lie to Jason, Naveen? I like to keep his, like, heart rate up. Like, keep the blood flowing. I feel like it's dangerous at his age. You think? Yeah. You know what she does, David? What are you going to do for the remaining time after Jason passes? I'm going to keep him alive. Will you remarry? You'll find someone else after I die? How soon after? Well, I really believe I'm going to die before you. Okay. Let's say that doesn't happen, though. Let's say you die. Sorry, let's say Jason dies. How old are you, Naveen? I'm 33. 33. So he'd die probably when you're 60. If everything goes great for Jason, right? That's a pretty good time to die, like around 80. I mean, maybe with modern medicine, you'll live to 120. Maybe, maybe, yeah. But let's say around, yeah, you're 60 years old. Are you thinking about remarrying? What's your vibe? 60? Yeah. I feel like it just depends, like, if I fall in love. Oh, okay. But. Sometimes people, when they get to be 60, they're like, that's it, I'm done. Right, they don't, they don't, like, really consider it. They're not even interested in love anymore. I just, I really do love love, though. Yeah, you do. She's a big proponent of love. What does that mean? Like, you love, like, you'll keep wanting to love? Like, I love, I think it's, like, the best feeling in the world. So I think when someone's like, oh, no, like, I'll never be with someone again, I'm like, like, if you know that feeling's possible, like, even knowing it's out there and, like, going on dates or, like, trying to meet someone with that, like, hope, I love that feeling. Okay, I don't know what you're saying because are you saying that, like, you love love and, like, you and Jason are endlessly bound? Like, I love. Or you just love, like, you'll love anybody even after Jason passes? No, no, no, no, no. I love the idea that, because I know it exists because I have it with Jason, that if he was gone, could it be in someone else? Like, even that thought is like, oh, that would keep me going on dates looking for Jason. Jason and other people. Okay. That's really funny. I think that's really sweet. Thank you. I'm not, like, the jealous type either. Like, if I die, you can go next day. Jason said that if I cheated on him and he caught me, I was like, would you, like, how would you confront me with it? And he's like, probably just wouldn't say anything. What? Is that not insane? Why would I ruin a good thing? He's like, what am I supposed to do? Break up? Then go out and. Meet people and date again? Like, you can't let me cheat on you. It was just like a one-time thing. He's like, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. What if it was. Okay, let's say it was this. What if it was like. What if we're at your party, Naveen got drunk, she made out with some guy. I don't know if I would be like. I don't know if I would, like, rain hell over that. I think you would. I don't think I would. You really think so? I think you would. I don't. But I don't think it would last a long time. I think he would rain hell for, like, a couple days. Maybe three days tops, genuinely. I don't know. Is there something wrong with me? But making out at a party is a little different than, like. Than finding out, like, catching someone. Yeah, like, if you. It's just bodies. Who cares? You know what I mean? I think you talk a big game. No, I don't talk a big game. You talk a big game. Brother, go. Go make out with somebody. I don't want to. Oh, okay. John! I really don't. I really don't carry that. I think. And Natalie's like that, too. Natalie's like that, too, I think. She's like, oh, yeah, whatever. She doesn't want to be with me? Okay. You want to go be with him? Go be with him? Right? That's not. That's fucking weird. Why? I don't like that. Why is that weird? Why is everybody so obsessed with, like. I don't like either of your answers. I don't like Naveen finding love inside other people that reminds her of Jason. Well, that's fine. I don't care. What's wrong with that? You can love somebody. You don't think it's a lie when people are like, no, I'll never be with someone again? I think it's probably. I don't know. I don't think it's, like, a lie. Like, I've only been in one relationship and I could never think of another relationship in that moment, ever. I'm like, yeah, I was young, but, like, to me, it was just like, yeah, this is it. Like, I'm not going to fucking see anybody else ever, and I don't care. Like, that's. My brain wasn't even going that way. So, yeah. But you know that people are capable of loving one person, that person dies, and you marry someone else, and you love that person. Right? It's like you love them different. It's not like a one. It's just not that way. It's not that way. People get. I know that that's, like. I know that that's real, and it exists. I just don't like to think about that. Yeah. Okay, so you're too much of, like, a romantic. Yeah, like, I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to think about my wife die. Like. Like, I don't know. It looks like we're going to have to group suicide then, I guess. Oh, group suicide would be so cool. Yeah, yeah, because if there's a fucking chance. That'd be amazing. What if you did group suicide and, like, yours didn't work, and then everyone was dead? What if me and Naveen and John and Austin. I would just do it later. What would you do in the time? Because I'd have so much explaining to do if everyone was dead. I'd be like, obviously I don't want to be here to explain myself. Would you get one last game of Call of Duty going? No, because I don't like playing by myself. I'd probably hit up Steve will do it. That's a good plan. Go gamble a little bit. Gamble everything away. Do you think that's selfish? Like, I was thinking about the other day. Like, let's say I had, let's say I knew when I was going to die. Yeah. Right? And I knew exactly when it was going to happen, how it was going to happen. And let's say I know it's in two years. So, for the next two years, I spend my money like a madman to get to zero. Do you think that's kind of selfish? Why? Well, because like, in regular ways, you should die and there should be money left. And you should pass it on to your family or whatever, you know? I guess it's screwing over Toby and Esther. It's kind of like, oh, you took the last two years of your life and you like got hookers and fancy cars, drove them into lakes. Oh, yes. A hundred percent, actually. If I did that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I didn't leave money for Naveen and the kids, like, that would be really selfish. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's why it's kind of nice that we don't know when we die. Because that would totally fucking blow my mind. Thank God we don't know when we die. Yeah. I can tell you, you got a couple years. I'm good. Modern medicine's coming for me. Listen, I thought this was so cool and I know you're a movie buff. Really? I'm not really. I'm just kind of like. Did you know? I watched Day After Tomorrow yesterday. Have you seen that movie? Is that Tom Cruise is in it or no? Day After Tomorrow. Is that Jake Gyllenhaal? Jake Gyllenhaal? Jake Gyllenhaal, Dennis Quaid. I was watching an interview with Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal and the interviewer or somebody was like, you guys probably haven't seen each other since like Day After Tomorrow and they both go, or like Dennis Quaid goes, what? We were in, I was in another movie with you? And Dennis Quaid completely forgot. Oh yeah? Because they only had one scene together at the end. Oh wow. And it was so long ago that it's like. Oh, he forgot. I forget stuff too. Yeah. But like you would forget. You would forget that? Yeah. But they only had one scene together at the end. They hug. Because like they meet. That's it, huh? But like it's kind of interesting. And if you're not watching that movie all the time, it's not being referenced all the time. Yeah. Sony Pictures is making four biopics about the Beatles. What? Four different movies about each Beatle and they're considering launching all four on the same day. What do you think of that? What? It's kind of cool. Wait, wait. Is this the one with? The one that we all know about that everyone got cast in? Yeah. I have known none of the actors' names. Where are they? There's four different biopics and they're going to launch all four on the same day. But is this with the new actors? Yeah. This is the only Beatles biopic that's happening, right? Yeah. No, they made four of them. Yeah, but this is the only studio that's working on the Beatles? Yes. Sony. And they made four of them? Oh, I hate that. I think it's kind of cool. I mean, I'm always interested to see how they get people to go to movies and I would go I don't like that. You don't like that? I think that's really cool. Imagine it comes out on Christmas Day or whatever and you're like, let's go see the John one and then tomorrow we're going to go see Paul. Then when are people going to see Ringo's? You'll have to. You'll have to go see. That's funny. You'll have to go see Ringo's because you already saw the other three. You know what bums me out? What? It's kind of along the lines of that is I'm watching Vision, the new Vision Quest, the new Marvel show. And Vision's- That's not Wanda and Vision. Yeah, it's Wanda and Vision. Oh, we love that. Now Vision has a spinoff. Yeah. And Vision's a big character in the Marvel universe and this is just why I can't do shows. I don't understand. First of all, every episode feels like in a Marvel movie it'd be a line. And so the stakes are weird. And then also the third episode in, for the entire third episode, Vision's about to die. Yeah. And I'm like, he's not going to die. Yeah. So you know what I mean? I just hate how there's no- First of all, this is the third episode of the season, so I know he's not going to die. Yeah. And then he's in the Marvel movie. I don't know. Maybe it's meant for a child. I get so frustrated. And I love Marvel. A child's mind. I love Marvel. I just can't do the shows. And I wish I- That's why this Ringo thing and this four biopic thing, I don't like it. I don't know. It's kind of fun. Any reason to- Were you digging at me just now when you said child's mind? No, you caught it. Good. Hey, maybe I could dress as Vision. Is that a good one? Dude, I think we got the Avengers thing covered. Even I'm getting tired of it. I'm like, what's up, guys? Welcome to the show. The movie's going to come in. That'd be funny. You guys should do Wanda and Vision next year. We did it last year. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, you guys went to Avengers two years in a row? Yeah. Yeah. And I'm the super fan. All right, guys. Listen, that's all the time. What are you going to do now? Are you going to go edit with Ferris? No, Ferris is here for Steve Will Do It. Uh-oh. Yeah, so that's all the time we have. Join us next week for Netflix. Natalie coming back, talking about her date in London. She's going to do that little laugh she does. I'm very excited to hear. I've already heard some stuff about it. Really? Can you give us one little tease? A tease? Tease it. No, because I don't know what she'll allow me to say. So I don't want to tease it. But we'll see you guys for the next one. Bye.