Trumpalooza Crashes Grindr; Event is a Total Disaster and Bribe Backfires

(upbeat music) - Okay, the Republican trumpet blues a complete disaster freak show, mega church, WWE. As bad as you thought it could be, it was worse, let's start right at the top. Trump is now literally trying to bribe people to vote Republican, play the clip. - Not country, but we're making a fortune. So if the Republicans win, you win with us and then you get $5,000, it will be called the Trump dividend, we'll call it the Trump dividend. (audience cheering) - Okay, I'm here with two lawyers right now. Does that seem legal to you guys? - Well, I mean, it's been done in other contexts, but I don't think it's illegal, because there's not the element sufficient to establish a bribe back and forth with all of the American people, 270 million people, that he's gonna give $5,000 to, but there's obviously some other issues with it. He's done this before. He's done this at least three or four other times, he's promised to give money, and let's not forget the Republicans control the house, they control the Senate, he's the president. Why now is it that he needs to be, that he offers this money to win the midterms? What have you been doing for the past two years? I think that's a better question. - Yeah, and I would just add to your point, remember we were gonna get a tariff rebate, right? Then we were gonna get a doge rebate. None of those took materialize, and here's the deal. This tells me how desperate he is, that he knows how bad it is, because he's up there offering money, which he knows he's never gonna give the people, but that's the Trump and money, or that's the only thing that speaks to him, but this just showed me desperation. That's what I took away from it. Obviously, and that nobody's ever getting $5,000. - Yeah, and I think that this is just, he's just such a blowhard, and so is Elon Musk. All they have to offer anybody is money, and money doesn't mean that much to them, because they don't really have to work hard to receive it. Elon Musk, it's a bunch of government subsidies, Trump inherits $500 million, he has failed forward his whole life, so it's just, yeah, you're gonna get $5,000, and we were an Elon offered everybody like $100,000, or some crazy shit Wisconsin, and got his ass handed to him in that election, and they're suing him because he never paid. - Right. - The only thing I wanna add to that, if you're the American public, who would believe that man at this point in time? - 77 million. - Is that not, and that shows me the disconnect between myself, and pretty much half the country. - They think like that, and I think like this is spooky. - It really is. That's the thing, like him doing this shit doesn't surprise me anymore, but that there are people there clapping like seals, like, oh my God, yeah, daddy, Trump, that's what's more problematic. - And the fact that we share space with these people. - Oxygen. - Yeah, that we have to breathe with them, be next to him. - I know, I know. - That's what bothers me. - Europe, send help, send rescue. Okay, moving along. The smokey-eyed sociopath responds to Trump's bribe for Americans, play the clip. - Mr. Vice President, I heard the Trump dividend to raise some eyebrows, $5,000 for every adult citizen if the house wins. - Wait, it raised my eyebrows. - It raised a full pants, went up at the same time. - But if you guys don't need it, this is for the American middle class. - Right, but if your Republicans win the house, $5,000 for every adult citizen. So you do the quick math, that's about $1.3 trillion. I can hear the critics' heads exploding. They're saying, "Out loud, I guarantee you." President is bribing voters to vote for Republicans to take over the house. And then he's bankrupting the country because the deficit and debt is huge, and inflation would come back if this comes into place. So how do you answer those criticisms? - Vice President, first of all, what the President's talking about is fundamentally a dividend for American workers. We're taking in an extraordinary amount of revenue because the President of the United States is actually standing up to both foreign companies, but also foreign countries who've been taking advantage of America's workers for pretty much my entire life. - Okay, Fox, when you talk about the critics, you need to apply this to yourself. If Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, anybody stood up there and said, "If the Democrats win the house, it's a huge government handout." $5,000 for everybody, you guys would be screaming with these lazy socialist calmy that don't work that went government handouts. And now you're like, you know, the critics are gonna say, and I can just hear their heads exploding. You are talking about yourself because this is insane in your whole mantra, the whole Trump propaganda, the whole Republican propaganda is, the Democrats do this bullshit government handout. Now that's a lie because people have earned their social security, have earned their Medicare, et cetera. But this is just, this is how it works in this world, Josh, where you were talking about, how do people listen to this? Because these people believe in nothing. And so they go to Fox to go lighten me, so my house of cards doesn't get broken down. - And if we were to offer something similar, like you pointed out, how is this not socialism under their definition? Where you're just giving $5,000 to people. That seems to be counterintuitive to everything that they say the Democrats, that they have problems with Democrats for giving money away. And I wanna point out something that the Fox host, I think it's Brett Baer says there, he says, "If Republicans take back the house," he says that in that clip. You all have the fucking house. You've had to stand it. Why didn't you do this stupid ass $5,000 dividend? Why didn't you just do it in the first two years? It's just a con job. And these people that buy into this bullshit. That's what drives me crazy. Not that Fox sells it anymore. Not that Trump sells it anymore. Not that JD Vance says this stupid shit. That doesn't bother me anymore. It's the fact that these people are either so uneducated or so unwilling to look outside of themselves and see the truth and what this is. So. - Angie, what's your take? The only thing I would add to this, because you both are right and Jennifer Brilliant point by you. If the US at per JD Vance is making so much money, 'cause Trump's not letting people take advantage of this anymore. Why is the deficit going up exponentially in this term? Why is the United States government basically insolvent because they're making so much money? That would be the mathematical question that I had for fiscal conservatives. Where is the money going? - But don't you think that's the con of the whole magazine and at the Republican party, a larger, and a larger scale is that don't worry. You're in the hands of the white business man now, right? And we know money and we know business. And because we're in charge, our deficit is a little bit different than other people's deficits because we're so good at business. And you get into this total like mind warp situation. And when JD Vance says that, when Fox News pitches this, the 77 million at question, they think, oh, Trump's rich. He must be really smart with money. And this whole them against us, Canada against us, all of these crazy things, they go down. This hits hard with their base because they think everybody's taking advantage of us. And because Trump has propagandized them for that for over a decade. And then we have, Trump has a new timeline. He has launched a new timeline from the war with Iran. So we've gone from two weeks to, it's gonna wrap up, this weekend to, we have a deal, you guys know how the goal posted move. Here's the latest take on this, play the clip. - Number third, we'll be plummeting. The war will be over very shortly after the election. They're hanging out for dear life, hoping that we lose so they can deal with dumb, weak Democrats and they can have their nuclear bomb. But we're not gonna let that happen. (audience cheering) - I just, the words, escape me because I just cannot to judge to your larger point. Him saying this shit, I'm just so tired of his voice. I'm so tired of looking at his face. I'm so tired of his hair. I'm tired of everything in his hands. And I can't believe, you know, all this, I'm so sick of all of that. It's the idiots down there clapping like seals that that's the problem. - Yeah, I don't think anyone in that room though is gonna be able to split the atom anytime soon. We're not, we're not talking about the sharpest tools in the, in the box here. So, all right, I'm gonna move along. Well, Pams just keep laughing. She had to mute it, you guys, we're, she's laughing so hard. - I can get along over here. Thanks a lot. - But this is gonna make it worse for you. This is gonna go from bad to worse for your hacking up along and laughing. Now, as we have been reporting here, is in his deathbed confession era. And we've seen a lot of bisexuality come out of the, president of the United States, who's a leader of the toxic masculinity movement. Now he can't stop talking about beating meat, play the clip. - But he ran a campaign to beat meat. He called it beat meat. I don't know what the hell he meant by that. (audience laughing) - All these white women. - People are gonna tell me, what the hell does he, what does it beat me? (laughing) - Okay, so right on the foothills of that, where he's talking about beating me. Remind you, this is the same president that gave a microphone, a blowjob, with striking familiarity and experience when he was on the campaign trail against common hairs. This is the same president who fons over Zora and Mom Donnie, the Saudis, et cetera, the UFC fighter where he was like, you know, touching his thigh, going, you're too good looking to do this. White, you don't wanna mess up your face. In the same vein, as he's talking about beating me, they put up a picture of Hassan Piker in his panties, pop this up. They pop this up on the jumbo tron. And you know there's so much gang out going on - For sure. - And then of course a lot of these women, you know, that were there behind tron, they're probably just like, oh my God, yeah. I didn't know men had apps. So when they put that up at the Republican Convention, which I wanna remind everyone, when these people get together, there are outages on a particular gay website called Grindr, an app called Grindr. And it's whether it's Charlie Kirk's funeral or wherever they go. And so of course what happened last night is no exception. So we have the president talking about beating meat, this meat beating that's going on, which I think we all know what that means. He's trying to play possum on the situation, but you know, whatever. We've got Hassan Piker in his panties up there, you know, and everybody's probably, I mean, I hope Matt Schlapp wasn't there. Because you know, he's probably just not. And Schlapp went into the bathroom for the private fun. He wouldn't miss this thing fucking world. Matt Mercedes Schlapp, that picture pops up. Mercedes is probably like, oh God, here we go again. Matt Schlapp's gonna start grabbing testicles again. But let's pop up the next headline. Grindr, outage reports are surging and Dallas on day one of the Republican midterm convention. Never failed. You go first, Bob's. You go, Bob's. It's just, it never fails. It never fucking fails. These men like to go to these conventions so that they can get on Grindr and lie to their wives and then go home and go to the altar and pray and do all that shit, but like, this is a pattern. One time is an incident. We are talking a pattern. They're Republicans. The reason they talk about being gay is because they are gay, but they don't want to admit it. But yet Grindr goes down everywhere they go. Like clockwork. Yeah, it does. This seems to be their whole ethos is we're such tough guys. We're such great men. Look at the men in our party, Donald Trump, you know, he's grabbing the UFC fighters lag, telling him how hot he is. He's trying to give a microphone a blowjob. He's talking about beating meat. He's changing his hair color. He's listening to Phantom of Opera. He's laser focused on his interior design projects. I mean, this little queen, are you kidding me? And then we're popping up photos of Hassan and his panties, which I'm sure got support across both genders in the party. And then, you know, God only knows what's happening to match slap this morning. I'm sure it's the spin-out of all spin-outs. And then, of course, they want to fetishize the very community that they marginalize all day, every day, with their laws, with their rhetoric, because they believe in nothing. They don't even believe in themselves. And so all of these disgusting Republicans that want to be sanctimonious during the day and talk about Jesus and family values and where Judeo-Christian nation and all of this utter bullshit that they weaponize. And at night, it's Hassan-Piker and panties and Grindr, you know, tell Midnight. And I'm sure they're probably doing blow and poppers and all sorts of shit. I mean, they're, we are governed by D.L. Demonquins. - I think we need to ask Hassan. I think there's an argument to be made that Hassan actually caused the Grindr. (laughing) And so I think we want to ask him how he feels about that. - I get it. He takes some responsibility because they looked at that picture and then immediately the Grindr out of chapter. I'll text him and see if we can get him on here. This is going to be a three-part series today, by the way, there's so much thuckery. And this is just part one and a few hours. We're gonna drop part two. I'm gonna go ahead and text the Kami panty wearing Hassan-Piker and see if he can hop on Josh. You can ask him a question in the later episode. - I do want to make one other point though. And this is what we talked about this yesterday. When you have a party that has zero policies, what you do is you either have a boogeyman, a strawman, or has Trump did yesterday. You offer everybody fucking money. It's a bigger picture here. They don't have any other policies and they've had complete control of both houses in the executive branch and the Supreme Court for that matter. We run into that in Oklahoma a lot, where people are bitching about their life, they're unhappy. And you've got no one to blame, but Republicans, you can't make an argument that Biden had anything to do with this. The Democrats don't have any power in DC right now. So why is he doing this two years and because they have zero policies and zero plans? - I think that's exactly right. All right, subscribe to our channel. Like this video, drop us a comment. We'll be back later with part two of "Fuck a Paloza." (upbeat music) - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewey hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. 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