TRUMP WAS RIGHT, Pollster PROVEN FAKE, Ilhan Accused OF FALSE NAME w/ Evan Barker

A major bombshell for this midterm election. A major pollster fake. And I say major because this poll, these polls were included in the New York Times and 50+1 and other aggregators. So the data was wrong. And this pollster, of course, favoring Democrats. This is not the first time a major pollster has been found to have been totally fabricated. Only a few months ago we found out that one of these polls, that was a pollster that was giving the Democratic Socialist a double-digit lead, was fake. They should have stayed been saying, "Oh, it was just one big social experiment." Well, the same thing just happened last night when another pollster, cited by Nate Silver on the New York Times and many others, even newsweek, admitted it fabricated all but one of its polls. And it was claiming it didn't fabricate the one because it needed like a basis for it. Yeah, right. Apparently, it was fundraising off of that one real poll. Now, the question is, why are they doing this? Now, they're trying to skew the perception of the election so it looks like Democrats are doing better because all of these are favoring Democrats. I would actually lean towards, I think, lean towards, I think they're trying to manipulate the prediction markets. When they put out these fake polls, Democrats look better in the prediction markets and then you can sell it a premium or by Republican reveal that the polls were all fake and then when it collapses, sell the Republican at a profit. So this getting pretty crazy, it's funny because Trump recently came out at a rally and said, "The polls are fake." CNN made fun of him for it. Now, we found out that another set of polls are in fact fake. So we don't know, we don't know exactly what's going to happen. Early voting data, though some of it out of North Carolina looks really bad for Republicans. In fact, a lot of the data we do have actually not that bad. Some states are close to 50/50. Democrats have an advantage, but they always do in early voting. I still think it's fair to say Democrats are probably likely to win, but it's not as bad as people think, especially when you start retracting these fake polls. No joke. Newsweek literally issued a retraction on fake polls. This is crazy stuff. So we'll talk about that. And then, of course, my friends, Ilhan Omar is cooked. Holy crap. They release documents today. It's an extension request for a search warrant and it lists her name as Ilhan Nursed Elmean, not Ilhan Omar. The assumption is, or the implication being made by many people, they're alleging Ilhan Omar used a fake name to enter the country as a child, Omar being a relative, but her father having the name Nursed Elmean, and thus that's her actual name, which they, it's evidenced you married a brother. We don't know for sure, but we're getting more reporting. One suggesting straight up stating Fox News that her husband was giving investors empty caskets, casks of one. So what is this multi million dollar winery that was giving away empty barrels? It makes no sense. The whole thing seems to be gone belly up. My friends, plus we got a bunch of accusations, the elections being stolen, Stella Parton, Dolly Parton, sister is claiming that she went to go vote and it flipped her vote to Republican. She didn't want to vote Republican. And we've got many more claims like this. We're going to talk about all of that, of course, but smash the like button for now, joining us tonight to talk about this and everything else. We've got Evan Barker. Thank you. Thanks for having me. Who are you? What do you do? So I just wrote a New York Times bestselling book. Oh, that's good. Thank you. Called Nothing Left, Confessions of a Democratic Operative. I used to work inside of the Progressive Movement for a long time, raising money for progressives and democratic politicians actually worked at a firm who, you know, one of our clients, Brazil, Han Omar. Oh, wow. Yeah. Did you like stumble into a church and accident get exercise? No, I didn't work with her directly, but my colleagues did. I did work for Abdul Alseid though. But I'd left. Is he nice? He is actually nice. Yeah, he's nice to work with. He is very full of himself. Oh, very full of himself. Like this guy is wanted to run for president, sends at least a 2017. Like he would compare himself to Barack Obama. Like he is absolutely trying to become the president. Are you. Did you consider yourself a Democrat? Oh, yeah. I was for a long time. I was drawn to the Democratic party because of health care. I was born with a rare pre-existing health condition. And I had trouble getting health care in high school and when I was a child. So that was part of the reason. But I saw the Democrats change. And then I saw the Progressive Movement changed dramatically from Bernie's campaign in 2015 to what they became in 2020 and 2021. And I ended up leaving the party the third day of the DNC, walked out during Oprah Winfrey speech, actually, went home, uploaded a video to TikTok that I thought was just going to be my resignation letter, Tim, to about 60 people. And I woke up the next day and it had millions of views. Were these people like the comments and their response you've gotten? Would you say it's a bunch of, it's more conservative? Where do you think it's people like you? It's, it's like probably 20% people like me, disaffected Democrats. I would say maybe like 60% Republicans and then the rest were very, very angry Democrats and Progressives. I've still been very, very angry at me since this book came out. So yeah. Well, do you consider yourself conservative now or what? No, I consider myself an independent. Yeah. I mean, I lean to the right on immigration and culture issues and stuff like that. But I'm still a little bit more to the left on health care. I feel like you probably traditionally are somewhat left on cultural issues, but the left is so far left. It's so crazy. It sounds right wing. Yeah. And it's just common sense. Like I know that sounds right, but it's actually true. I also became a mom. That was a big thing. Instantly Republican. Lock people in jail. Keep them away from my babies. I had a little boy, like a white boy. And, and yeah, I just, I got really disgusted by the way that my colleagues and people that I knew in Democratic politics, we talk about white men, especially it was like a constant. This is very real. I write about how they would discriminate against them and hiring practices in my book. Wow. I expose all that. And I just, I could not deal with it anymore on top of that. I live in the Bay Area now, originally from Missouri. I know, I know, I know. But I live in the Bay Area now, but I'm from Missouri. I'm from the Bay Area. Sorry. But I would take my son to libraries. I take them to libraries, right? The drag queen story hour, pronouns, drag queen story hour, land acknowledgments, no joke, land acknowledgment. It's like a sitcom. It's like Port Landia. I mean, it actually is. It's still is. They haven't changed at all. If anything, it's gotten more intense. Oh, man. Well, here you are on the eve of this massive midterm election with much, much to say about what's going on. And as we're talking about the polls, it'll be interesting to hear what you have to say. So thanks for hanging out. Yeah. You got to be fun. We got the boys going on, everybody. Fill up on how you doing? Tate. I'm doing all right. Tate Brown here holding it down in this wonderful new studio. I still can't get over a Carter. Yeah, man. You're looking great. You're all looking great. The studio is feeling fantastic. Some say too good. I would say too good. Yeah. Camera framing. We got to, we got to, we got to figure it out. But you know, new studio jitters. We'll get there. Do it from, but still got to hang the speaker. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's right. You know, but this is actually just one room in the new studio. And like the rest of it's really awesome. Just like skateboards on the walls. We're having a big party. It's going to be ran. But let's get into it. Before we do, my friends got a great sponsor for you. It is Keat.io K E E T dot IO. My friends encryption matters, but encryption and architecture are not the same thing. Many messaging apps encrypt your conversation while still rotting them through company operated infrastructure. That creates an intermediary and a central system that users are required to trust. Keat removes that central message infrastructure. It's a free end-to-end encrypted messenger built on peer-to-peer technology. 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A supposed pollster had released a series of midterm surveys that were picked up by well-known polling aggregators, but on Tuesday, the group acknowledged that almost all of its work was fake. Bomb drop. The pollster had been releasing surveys since June, shifting from one midterm battleground to another, Michigan, Maine, Kansas. On Tuesday night, after the polling website 50+1 contacted the pollster, Wedgewood polls, with questions about the authenticity of its surveys, the team behind this post at DataFarm acknowledged that almost all of its work was fake. The whole thing. Wedgewood claimed was an experimental project. Yeah, they released this statement. I'm going to say this. They're claiming it's because the system is just so bad. Oh, yeah. If that were true, you'd put out one or two fake polls. You would then make a video and an article saying, look how I tricked the pollsters and you'd be done right away. But were it not for 50+1 reaching out and saying, Hey, you're busted. The presumption is they would have kept going. So I'm going to go and say this, my personal opinion on this, they're gaming calcium polymarket. The goal here is to trick the media and to running these stories so that it sues the prediction markets and you can profit. Let me tell you a quick story. You guys may have heard this one. You can go on polymarket and make a wager, it might be calcium, but I think polymarket, on the temperature of New York City. And it'll say, temperature of New York City rises above 85 degrees, yes or no. If it, if you buy yes, and the temperature hits 85 plus, you get paid out a dollar for every share you bought, right? A dude took a blow dryer, plugged into a portable battery, walked up to the thermometer, the thermostat that gauges the temperature of New York and blasted it so that it would spike and he'd win money. It was in Paris and he did it for like six months. Paris? Yeah, I thought there was a New York. It was in Paris. Well, there you go, Paris. Six months. So imagine what people would do. The question is, what if these people aren't even American? What if it's like some dudes in Pakistan or India and they're just like run fake polls and trick the media and will make money off it? Well, I mean, if it is just someone looking to profit, I think that the consequences are less significant, but I mean, you still, it's a situation where you're going to chill people from going to vote if they think it's not going to be, you know, there's no reason to go. My, my candidate's not going to win. And particularly in the midterms that are coming up, Republicans are already kind of seem to be not particularly excited about going to the polls. I just this past week went or this past Monday voted in New Hampshire, went up to get that done. But you got to get out and vote no matter what the polls are saying, because polling has been an absolute mess for the past 10 years almost. It was, you know, Donald Trump was supposed to lose in 2016. You know, one percent Hillary Clinton had 99%. It was, it was a toss up in 24 and he won't handle it. Yeah. So polls are garbage. This kind of stuff only makes it more likely that people, you know, only only makes people lose trust in polls even more. And I know what trust him anyway. I think it's just that we're past, you know, people say like high trust society, no, no, there's just, it's a no trust society. There are people just saying, how can I manipulate the game for power, whatever the power may be, political or monetarily? Yeah. No, I just want to say I knew people back in like 2021 that were democratic operatives that were actually betting on these prediction markets. They were betting. Yeah. Yeah, because we had predicted it. I'm like, maybe I shouldn't have said that. But I didn't do it. But I definitely knew people that did that. Yeah. Absolutely. Wasn't Cal sheep. Who were these people? It was like predicted, right? Yeah. Have you ever heard of predicted? Yeah. We used to use it for data. They had to have been seeing polls, you know, and I don't actually even think it's illegal. It should be illegal. It's basically insider trading, essentially, because you know, if you have it internal polls, I will say one of the biggest problems with this, though, has been the manipulation and the primary races. Yeah. You know, I actually think that it worked with Abdul Al Sayyad. That's part of the reason that he is now the nominee in Michigan for the Democrats is because of these polls that have been fake that showed him so far ahead of his more moderate opponent, Mallory McMaram, less extreme doesn't bring Hassan Piker to campaign with her. And they do. They go to donors and say, listen, it changes everything. Competition can't win. I'm pulling ahead. You got to donate to me instead. It literally changes the dynamic of a campaign. There's nothing more powerful than getting a positive poll. And it absolutely can suppress voter turnout on the other side. And it can change the perception and it's huge. And then when you have like groups like the New York Times, just taking this at face value and reporting it, I mean, it's kind of egregious what happened to McMaram. I'm not even like some big fan of hers. These are public polls, but I'm just thinking, what does it say about the possibility of like internal polls? Are those still something that campaigns can rely on? It just depends on the pollster that they're using. You know, there's very few democratic pollsters that I think actually know how to poll mega voters, especially in independence. They just have no idea how to reach them. Well, the only thing they know how to do to poll mega voters is to beat them with polls. We send a bunch of leftists out to poll them, the mega publicans, they got a bunch of them good. Put them in the hospital. Yeah, because I mean, the midterm, like the 2022 midterm was pretty accurate. And you had all these people that were like, no, it's actually me a red wave. You're like, why? And the polls say no. And they're like, well, the vibes. And then it turns out vibes, vibes don't. We're not enough to get us over the edge. But something happens to the polling when Trump's on the ballot. I think that's what I'm not necessarily going to the mat for pollsters here. But when Trump's on the ballot, to your point, they either don't know how to poll Trump, they don't understand that Trump voters aren't necessarily Republicans. And in many cases, that's why you had what's her face. They Iowa was going to go to Kamala. Oh, yeah. That one is going on. And she was like a decent poll. If you go through her history, she was considered a good pollster. She got that so wrong. One explanation is she was trying to boost Kamala. Yeah, absolutely. And Kyle Kalinsky was like, it's real. But I think second arily, that's true. But I think secondarily what happened is she also probably doesn't understand what a Trump voter in Iowa looks like. And I think this was going on. But I got to remind people that are like really hoping that there's got to be some sort of issue and that their Republicans are going to win the midterms that 2022 was fine. The polling was accurate in 2022. Once again, everyone was saying there's a red wave. The polling held tight. They're like, no, at one point at best. And I mean, you were just mentioning vibes like the vibes now are not. Yeah. So we don't have vibes. And if you remember the 2018 midterms, people were fired up. Like the Trump administration, like even with everything that's happened in the second term, things are still better than they were at the first half of the first term, where it was like a disaster at the first half of the first term. And Republicans were, I remember, and I was young, but I remember it. And you can go and read and see what people are up to. People were fired up to go vote in the midterms. You got to rub in that you were young back then, right? Oh, I know. But people were amped. Is that people haven't had four years of Joe Biden, four years of open borders? You know, I have a lot of relatives back in the Midwest that, you know, they're not happy right now with the way things are going. They're not. They're disappointed. So at the same time, they're not ready to vote for Democrats this November. A lot of them are still going to vote for Republicans because they don't trust the Democrats on the issue of immigration. What's the main thing you think that they're actually upset about? Is it the cost of war? The war and that how it relates to affordability. Yeah, in the price of diesel and gas and that's of making grocery prices go up. Well, my favorite time of years here where Fox News takes a camera to Jupiter, Florida and asks the old-timers how they're planning on voting. And it's so beautiful. You have this one lady who was like, gas is really expensive. That's why I'm voting for President Trump to get these gas prices down because he's stupid Democrats again. That's you lie like, Dave. It's so good. I love this. My favorite time of the year. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it's, I don't know, I go back to, okay, yes, it's like people watching polls under our state Republicans when Trump's on the ballot. But once again, it's like, it's a weird Trump thing to your point. I mean, people really are pretty frustrated with with the economy. We say it every time on the show, but you gotta, you gotta give Republicans ammo. Like, sorry, the transgender stuff is low salience, the cycle. Yeah, this is like when the Democrats should have run on abortion in 2024. It's like, you guys already blew it in 2022 and no one cares anymore. You're seeing a lot of Republicans have no ammo right now because the economy, the perception is that it's poor and there's a lot of numbers that would show people are struggling. The stock market is not the economy. And that's the one thing that that President Trump and a lot of Republicans are trying to convince people is like, look, the stock market's great with your average person doesn't own enough stock or don't own stock. Democrats did the same thing in 2024. Yeah, we'll remember. They were saying the GDP is great. Yeah, and it's simple enough like the two things that matter is we're like in a no-fire, no-higher situation if you look at the jobs report. And secondarily, hour over hour wages are down relative to the last year. Those are the two things that matter for people that are just like one foot and one foot out voters. And so, yeah, you need to give that ammo to Republicans going to the stump right now because they're having to go and do like culture war stuff that no one cares about. They're not. Oh, sorry guys. No, I'm gonna say sure the Republicans could just do this on their own. They're not. Yeah. I mean, look, to be honest, Democrats aren't pitching me anything either. Yeah, and like suddenly people don't care as much about the transgender stuff when like gas is five, like I don't know what the economy is better than ever. And Democrats are saying Trump is bad. And I'm like, well, that doesn't mean anything. But actually, Republicans have done some things to address affordability. And they don't really tout it. For example, my mother is 70 years old. She has high blood pressure, you know, she has problems with, you know, her kidneys and stuff. And her doctor just prescribed her olympic. And she's, it's only 50 bucks a month. And that's thanks to Donald Trump. There's no way in heck, you know, six months ago, she would have been able to afford that. And he doesn't talk about it. And we said, no, so where are you took that seriously? I took it. I was good. But you know what I mean? There's, there's actually things that they have done that I feel like they talk about. So, so I mean, you worked with Democrats. How long were you working with the Democrats for? Uh, often on for about a decade. Wow. Yeah. Yes. Because you want it healthcare. What? You know, you because you wanted healthcare. Because of the healthcare issue and my family post ACA. Yeah. Well, you helped me help me get healthcare. Yeah. Cause I couldn't get it. It that was actually the good thing. Then you were like, Hey, wait a minute. They're lying. Well, it was, it was like the way that they twisted and they turned into everything else, you know, it's like they stopped talking about healthcare. They stopped talking about the economy. I'm also from a construction worker union family. And actually, that was befuddling to me is all my uncle started of voting for a trial in 2016 and I'm like what is going on? but it was over the issue of immigration, you know, and these cultural issues. - The immigration stuff, especially in the Midwest, still has so much salience. A lot of people want to hand wave it away. Because a lot of voters can't articulate it at a high level. They can't articulate specifically what it accepts about immigration, but they understand impulsively something's wrong. And that's why it's so funny, that Ohio voted for Trump at 12 points. And the top issue they cited is immigration. And the GOP is like, you know what we should do? Run a guy named Vivek Ramaswamy. Forget her. You know what we should do? We should capitalize on the backlash against immigration. And let's run like an anger baby in the Ohio. It's like dude, that just like gets to the core of Republican hubris sometimes. But it's like we do have lightning in a bottle with immigration. That's another one that I think the Trump administration should be communicating more effectively. Because that has downstream effects that help with affordability, that help with things in that sphere, like a housing, jobs, etc. Yeah, yeah, the messaging's got to be there. People don't want to hear why Iran's actually secretly super awesome, like it's not working. Well, let's talk about immigration. We've got this story from Fox News. Ilhan Omar finally emerges if your DC raid with video pleading for cash to fight Trump. This is not even the biggest story. It's just the one that's gotten picked up for the most part with a shiny picture of Ilhan basically crying. What's really crazy is this from Will Chamberlain. Breaking. The federal search warrant against Ilhan Omar names her as Ilhan Nur said L. Mee aka Ilhan Abdul Abdulahi Omar indicating that DOJ believes she is present in the US under a false identity. Revealed in a scheduled order today from CDC, Tom Fittens has strangely the DOJ refers to Ilhan Omar by another name. Ilhan Nur said L. Mee in its filing in the judicial watch disclosure case. Before the court are three applications to unseal exparte materials and proceedings related to a federal search warrant for the personal residents in the District of Columbia of Congresswoman Ilhan Nur said L. Mee aka Ilhan Abdulahi Omar, the subject. Someone responded. This is Magamami. They changed their name to enter the US's relatives of a specific Omar family from Somalia who were already granted asylum in the US. Her brother Ahmed Nur said L. Mee was granted asylum in the UK under his real name. There's the same brother she married to give citizenship in the US. Ilhan Nur said L. Mee married Ahmed Nur said L. Mee. Now, I don't know if it means her name is fake real or whatever, it does mean, however, the DOJ is acting as though her name is Ilhan Nur said L. Mee. She married a guy with that name, which implies the DOJ is saying straight up, she married her brother. Yeah, I was. I was listening to someone talking about this and they, I guess, have intimate knowledge with how Somali naming customs work. And they were saying that would make a lot more sense based on what her parents name were, that this name would actually be her real name. Ilhan Nur said L. Mee, just because the way Somali translates to English, like Ilhan Omar, it wouldn't be a natural translate name. It's the weirdest thing. There's a bunch of stuff where it's like, your last name is just the name of your parent or whatever. So like her dad's name is like Nur said L. Mee or whatever and then like said L. Mee and then like the name goes on. Her dad's name is Nur Omar Muhammad. Is out of this. So you're getting like a combination. Whatever it is, are we dead naming her right now? Is that what's going on? Yeah, that's right. No, I just, when the DOJ refers, we're by a different name that what she registered in the United States as is interesting. And then not to mention those documents from a few months ago saying there was no record of her father being a citizen. But I always caveat that with just be like the birthday could be wrong. I think that was one of the stories. Yeah, she had it the wrong birthday too on documents. She did too. Yeah, there's been this. There's a document that says we search the records to find this person. We found no such person being naturalized as a citizen. And I said, take that with the grain of salt because if you asked you see at USCIS on January 1st 2000, someone named Donald Trump became a citizen, they'd come back and say no such person was found. That doesn't prove Trump is not a citizen. You may have got information wrong. I'm just saying, take it with the grain of salt. It may actually be correct. People are arguing that her dad never actually got naturalized. She lied and filed on her forms. My dad's a citizen, so I can be a citizen too. And the argument is back then, you know? Paperwork was loosened while, huh? Yeah, I mean, look, the fact that a judge signed off on the warrant in my opinion, especially a Democrat, appointed judge. He was Bozberg, was the kind of the mentor of this guy. He hasn't talked about this already this week, but the fact that that was the condition for the warrant strongly implies that there's substance there. The Democrats generally circle the wagons and do their best to protect their compatriots or whatever. But it doesn't seem the case. And to be honest with you, with all of this stuff, it sounds like the DOJ has a legitimate case. I mean, the DOJ has like 98% conviction rate when they actually show up and prosecute. She was crying in that video. Let me see if I can pull this video up. I don't know if they have the full video here. Hi, everyone. But she's like on the verge of tears. I just wanted to say thank you for the support to everyone who sent a note of support for everyone who will send $5, $10, $20, that goes along away as we fight Trump and his administration for trying to intimidate me and so many people right before the midterm elections. You know that they're running scared. We're not going to be intimidated. We're not going to be silenced. We're not going to be scared. I'll be out there campaigning. We're going to be deported. I'll sign all of you. I'd be crying, too. I'll go back to the oil. Pack all of this. And that we win in the midterms, win the House, win the Senate. Yeah, that doesn't matter if she wins because the deal just coming after. And the story is getting crazier and crazier. Just all this stuff we're hearing. Apparently, her family is talking to the feds. Oh, no. And so some reporting that her sister was talking to the feds and that doesn't mean her sister is like cooperating. But it certainly means you're dumb. 'Cause when you're like incriminated, you stay silent. Yeah. It's like a Barack Obama situation. We're like a half brother. I was like a chud and I was going on and she had like a half sister. Oh, he's mad. She's mad. What's with all these Democratic politicians? Why are they marrying their family members? That guy and me? Oh, the one who made his cousin. Yeah. He was like, what is with this? You know, it's funny. It's like second cousin. Yeah, oh, okay. Well, no, that's still gross. Yeah, like what Democrats all came out and they were like, there is no genetic risk for second cousins. And we are like, yeah, but still. What is second cousin? It's like your cousin's cousin or no, what is it? They were at the family reunion. I mean, come on. It would be your parents' first cousins. No, I think those are still your first cousins. Well, it's your first cousin. I think colloquially, we call them second cousins. But genetically, they're your first cousins once removed. It's always so confusing because we went over this last time. A relative who shares the same great-grandparents as you. 'Cause I was like colloquially, you would call those your second cousins, everyone does, but they're technically your first cousins once removed. If you have the same great-grandparent, is there a chart we can just like pull that up? That's gross. Just save us a chart. Yeah, I still think that's like not a thing you do, you know what I mean? Like, yeah. Yeah, here we pull this up. We talk about Democrats marrying their cousins, you know. So you have a great-grandparent and they have a kid. And that kid has, oh, right, right. So it's the child of your parents' cousin. So your dad's cousin's kid is your second cousin. Yeah, that's messed up. Yeah. It's like just one off from your aunt or uncle. Yep. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. Look, there was a funny story we talked about when the story broke. There's a woman who married, who she's like, I met my husband, my family reunion. And then everybody was like, you married your cousin. She's like, no, I married my cousin's cousin. And they were like, what's the difference? She's like, let me explain. She's like, my dad, like she's like, my mom has a sister. My sister got married to a guy. That, or I'm sorry, I was like, yeah, that married to a guy. And that guy has a brother who is a child. We are not related in any way, biologically. My cousins are related to him. I'm not, we got married, we're not related. And I'm like, still kind of weird, but I get it. Yeah. So I mean, anytime you can say, oh, my cousin, in basically any context, it's kind of like, what is this like 1910? You know, like, I'm sorry, Phil. I don't accept that. You mean to say, is this the Middle East? Well, fair enough. Yeah, they still marry their cousins. It's a normal thing over there to marry your cousin. Yeah, but I think that, I think that we don't do that here. And it's a good thing. It is a good thing. It's funny, it's the Democrats. Democrats are always like thinking that people in red states are doing stuff like that. They're always accusing people like where I'm from in Missouri. Like, I used to hear jokes like that, actually. Yeah, but you were like, oh, go ahead. I hear this all the time, like, you know, I'm hanging out in the city, you know, I'll be like, where was I? Let's get Baltimore something. And someone was like, oh, West Virginia. And then somebody to joke like, I wonder what they're doing there with their family members. And I was like, actually, West Virginia is so strict, you can't cohabitate with a female period. And I'm like, you guys got it wrong. You're sitting there being like, West Virginia marries their cousins. No, West Virginia says it's illegal for a man or woman to live together unless they're married. Yeah, meanwhile, like, Pakistanis, like, bump bellies with their family, like 80% of the time. And then liberals are just like, it's like a weird cultural like quirk. No, then you go to San Francisco and you're like, How are you? criticizing Missouri. - Yeah, there's a lot going on there. - There's a lot going on inside. - And also, if you have any Mayflower ancestors, you're related to pretty much every white person in the country. Like me and Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne are all six cousins. (laughing) Lift it up. - Have you really? - Yeah, yeah. So, if you have any Mayflower ancestors, you're eighth cousins with anybody. - So there's only 50 Mayflower ancestors. - What's the cousin number where you stop? Is like third cousin, okay? - I would say like, if you, if you like, oh, we're cousins, then you're good. Like if you're fourth or fifth, I think would be, I know my third cousins. So I think fourth would be, like, so surprised. - Here's the crazy thing. Like imagine a woman had her first kid at 20, then her daughter is 20 years old and she's 40 and then her daughter has a kid. Then that grand kid is now 20. Grandmother is 60. That, the grand kid has a kid. Now, great grandma is 80, grandma is 60, mom is 40, kid is 20, has a kid. - Yeah. - Now there's a baby with great, great grandma. And if that great grandma lives to be 100, you got great, great grandma and 20 year old and you're gonna be like, hey, we have the same great, great, great grandma. Let's get married, you know what I mean? Like, great, great, great grandma could have a lot of progeny though, yeah, you know? - Yep, how would you feel if you found out that your wife was like your third cousin? Like with that baby? - That's an episode of house where this guy is like with a chick and then they bolt, like he gets some kind of sickness and then his wife comes down with it and look, it must be contagious and then they find out it's genetic. And he's like, eventually they find out their brother and sister and they were like, the guy is like, my dad always hated us being together and I never knew why. And they're like, it's because he cheated with the neighbor, had the kid, he knew the kid was his, you guys got together. And then the guy finds out it doesn't want to say anything and then he tells his wife and she's like, you knew and he's like, I don't want to say anything 'cause I love you and she's like, oh! - Yeah, the kid came out like five eyes or like, oh. - Five eyes. - His old year earlier. - No fingers, no, you know, on each hand. Nubs. - Nubs. - I'm gonna be closer, it's like I don't know. - Let's get in, let's get in. It's getting spicier for Alan Omar. Check this story out, winery owned by Alan Omar's husband shuttered due to fraud. Yo, Tim Minette's S crew winery allegedly sold empty barrels to investors. Yo, what is going on? Were they money laundering? - That's money laundering. - Or wall alcohol, right? (laughing) - That seems like that's fine, that's Somali wine. - Yeah, she was like, you can sell wine as long as it's not wine. - I mean, Somali is to be fair, could you imagine them drunk? - I mean, this is how they are sober. - You can't imagine, I can't imagine a significant difference. Less, I fix them. - Less restrained. - I lock in, there's a contraption. - I love to do a business deal with you. - I just imagine less restraint. - No, no, no, no. - I've really got to apologize for the fraud. We'll get that cleaned up right away. - I actually, you should do it more often. - I don't blame the Somalis. - For what? - For anything. - You look, you. - He's not like a husband gold. - Why, what do you say? - 'Cause he says he's like, look, if they're taking advantage of it, you know, I'm in their position, then I would do the same thing. - I don't completely agree with the husband, but my point is this. Our leaders walked to the door, opened it up, and saw a bunch of Somalis there, and they were riding on boats, and they were raiding ships, and they're like, hey guys, come on in and do whatever you want. And everyone around said, I'm fine with this. They started bringing all these people in, and people were, Americans were happy to say, look, you know, it doesn't bother me. I'm gonna ignore this. I'm not paying attention to what's happening in my country until it gets to the point of fraud. There was a point, man. I think Asmond did make this point, he says, the Somalis in Minnesota are following all the rules. They literally are. They were told, here's how you apply for a daycare center. I said, okay, so they did. They said, here's how you apply for government grants to get money for your daycare, so they did. And now the center of being like, we just did whatever you told us what the rules were. So what they're doing is not good by our standards, because we believe in high trust. But when our leaders invited these people and said, go ahead and do whatever you want, this is what you get. - Yeah, I mean, having these kind of programs, there's going to be a certain amount of fraud. But when you have an entire political wing that is doing its best to get as many people onto government assistance as possible to ensure that those people continue to vote for them, you're going to produce these results. - Let's put it like this. If I told you guys that I invited a black bear into this studio right now, would you be like Tim, that's totally fine. And then when the bear malls heaven to death, would you be like, bear, what are you doing? Or would you be like, Tim, why'd you let a bear in here? - I would probably have a problem with you. - Letting the bear in. Because the bear is just doing bear stuff. And the reason I bring that up too is because some black bears are well-trained and are on shows and they're friends with people. And some bears are not. And so I'm not suggesting Somalians are overwhelmingly morally unjust people. - They're saying they're like black bears. - Well, I'm saying that people have their nature and I don't like to judge everyone based on the actions of those that are bad. So what I'm saying is, yes, I understand Somalia as a culture and to people. They have serious problems with civil war. There's like no government. It's miserably bad. But there are Somalis that are absolutely fine. They get along in this country just fine and follow the rules and try to avoid these things. So the problem I see with what Democrats do, the big picture is when you invite the entire criminal element of Somalia to come here and exploit our country, well, then everyone's gonna be mad at Somalians in general because they're looking at a pattern. But when you look at something like a place like Nigeria, the people that tend to migrate from Nigeria are upper class. They make a lot of money, they're intelligent. The reason why is those who are capable of succeeding, saving and moving, it's very expensive, were smart enough to do so. That's who we want to welcome. We don't want to welcome Somalia's criminals to come and exploit our country. - The same, this is the argument for, and you know, getting rid of programs like the refugee program and stuff like that. It's like I understand that there are places in the world that are war-torn, there are places where people need help and stuff, but you want to have a certain standard for the people that are coming to the United States. Like, if you don't love-- - Yeah, the world-- - And everything is bogus 'cause they're like being picky with where they go. Like, they're like, oh my gosh, about to die in a war. Should I go to America or should I go to Britain? It's like, I don't know, like, go to Kenya. - Well, they're basically like, if you're avoiding a war, why do you care about where you're going? You don't want to-- - Well, no, let me double down to that point for you. I agree. I say, I'm from Eritrea. My government oppresses me. So what I'm going to do is travel across the entirety of Africa, fly to Brazil, then travel through one of the most dangerous places on the planet, the Darian gap, risking my life worse than it was back at home, then go through Central America, the rest of Central America, Mexico finally come to the American border, and then I'll be safe. And it's like, how about this? We have the next country, the safest country, whatever it's called. - It was to be the internet. - It was to be-- how about we do this? If we find out that on your journey as a refugee, you went somewhere more dangerous than your home, you're just qualified. So if you're from Somalia and you're like, and I went to the Darian gap, it's like, okay, that's worse than where you're from, so you're just qualified. - Actually, you get deported back to the most dangerous places. - So you go to the Darian gaps, like, okay, it's like, then I went through like cartel land, or like, okay, then I went through Baltimore and you're like, hey, wait a second, that's what-- - Yo, no, I'll say this. I think immigration is great. I think it's very important. I think we should embrace it. But that doesn't mean opening the borders are literally millions of people. That doesn't mean H1Bs to displace American workers. It means we say, if you can afford it, if you're smart enough, if you're trustworthy, you can come and apply, and you get a probation. - If you're actually adding value and money, into the system instead of just taking, and that's something that I never really understood, actually, with my old friends on the left, is that they wanted things like Medicare for All, right? But at the same time, they'd want to extend those benefits to everybody else, without ever realizing that, that's just not a good psychological sell to the American people. Like, you're never gonna go for that. - They don't care. (laughs) - I know, I know. It still apples me. It's like you're your own worst enemy, actually, for what you want. - But they're not, it doesn't matter what is actually achievable or real. In my experience, I'm talking to people on the left. It doesn't matter what's achievable or real. They're saying what they want. It's to a leftist, voting is like, and don't take offense to this, it's like prayer, right? They're hoping that this is what they get, even if you can't, it's like when a kid's praying to be able to fly in the morning, the kid's not gonna fly. But they're voting saying, this is what the result I want. They're not voting for a means. They're not voting for a logistical way to get there. They're voting for what they want. First or second of all, you're both wrong, and immigration for like 20, 30 years, and then we can start it back up. - We should just go, but like we had it figured out, and then we'd go to our act and it ruined everything. - I am a log to like, Trump was like, why don't we should ask some more people from Norway and Denmark? - Yeah, what about the UK? - I would say, personally, my take is end all immigration for 20, 30 years, maybe '01 visas only. Let people, what about doctors, we need more doctors. - What if they're real funny though, like Ryan Long. I guess they should get just extended passes. But my Long is good. - We need doctors. - No, we don't need anyone. We need no immigration, so that way the people that are here can assimilate and become Americans. We did this from 1920 to 1950, and it worked pretty well, or maybe '60. - '65 was the heart and cellar act, and we literally had it figured out and it was work, and everyone was like, if you go read through, if you read through Canadian parliamentary debates, when they had their version of the Heart Cellar Act, They quite literally said, "We just think it'd be more exciting to have more diversity." Like, they were, they hated it. being white so much that they're like let's just alter the demographics just for let's switch it up. We had that's broadly what happened in the United States as well they like quite literally just hated the fact that you're just a white lady right? Yeah I'm pretty boring. Well see you know you guys know it's great you have it worse because I'm a day walker you know what I mean so I can yeah you have like some exotic flare exactly what does that it means I'm mixed race means I'm part Asian so your part Asian yeah so yeah see I'm a day walker I can go to liberal circles and I can assert I can assert over them by the oppression Olympics yeah and I can be like well you know as a mixed race person oh I'm so sorry and they don't you're white but it is but it's still like point five above white whereas like if you were black you're at the top of the list and like if you're a black woman you're you're you're with you're rolling with us yeah sorry well I just but here's the Asian gangs in jail you guys you guys don't have the option like if the left takes over you have no choice but just like I'm so sorry for being white but if left takes over I'll be like yeah yeah you know white people oh we don't like them yeah French German and English so it's there's also I want to I want to stress too that like this room makes me look more Korean than I normally do yeah I was like the lighting is darker so people like I met a guy we were we were hanging out in Baltimore there's a guy he's like he saw me and a few people is like I'm a fan he's like you're a lot paler on your show and I was like that's the lighting we got new lighting so now I'm like my skin looks if you wore a white beanie it would you do a darker contrast yeah organs go like this I'm allowed to do that script no one else can do that I can go like this I'm allowed to like when Dave Sheppell made fun of Chinese people I was like that is acceptable we talk you're on Omar again we're talking to Ron gosh no the Congress woman I did think about the Shane Gillis stuff that really just like offended me the most was that I was not offended in any way and then I like they they the left try to play this game we're like whoa it's because you're Korean and not Chinese I'm like shut up like he was he was doing an Asian accent and you're like but it's Chinese so like you can't give him the the Chinese accent pass as a Korean you know to a white guy that's making making those jokes it doesn't matter if you Chinese Japanese it doesn't yeah that's like a guy's in black face no he's actually it's South South Africa and you're you're that's you're not we're West African should be offended it's like okay well it doesn't it doesn't matter that it's it's all the same so yeah you can be offended if you want you can not be offended if you want we got it we got to pull this up I got to pull this up this is from Axios this is Keenan Thompson was talking about Shane Gillis listen to what this dude says about Shane Gillis being on SNL he basically says they would scold him like a little boy you know yeah I know Shane and I don't know him to be you know a mean person necessarily but yeah if he were to come back I'm sure we would have a conversation of like how do you think that went you know what do you think you could have done like a little kid I would just sit him down and be like yeah so what do you think we could change their power and just figure it out but yeah I guess it's just finding the balance of of both things like allowing you know creative you know liberties but also kind of like watching your step as far as okay I'm not even going to play these games he goes on to be like the the monologue took away from the cast he's like Grace had a great night on the show a new cast member and because of Shane's monologue it like drowned everything out and my first response is like duh that's the point of a host you bring on a major celebrity host and he's gonna drown out the cast but then the other issue of course is like Keenan Thompson's great like I know beef you know he's been on SNL for a long time like longest running cast member is a funny guy but Shane gives the biggest comedian in the world and even after this they still have the goal to be like we're gonna sit them down and say what could you do better nothing he can't do anything better he's on top there's nowhere else to go the the skit that that they would have to do is he sits down talks to him and then Shane goes to start dropping the end bomb I mean to be honest if they did a sketch together where Keenan's literally like you know what could you think you could do better it could actually be really funny yeah it could be really funny of Shane's like maybe I could enunciate or like an age before the W like war you know you know he's what on SNL for like 25 years and every time I think of him I'm like oh that's the guy from Goodburger or all that higher legacy of SNL and I still think of him like oh that's the guy from Goodburger I like good and and Kell did you ever see that yeah you the funny thing is like somebody even commented this like they're activists who who complained about Keenan Thompson saying that Goodburger was basically just a minstrel show for a modern audience it was so funny it was the caricature of like two dumb black guys working meany doing meany to ask that was probably Nickelodeon but it's but you know it really hurts for him house was it but but you know it's funny is like it's what offense what's offensive to me about saying that Keenan and Kellen Goodburger were offensive is that Beaves and Budhead are also two more on so we're gonna burger joint and there's a there's a facsimile and what they're arguing is black people can't be made fun of what like I'm sorry like you can't make jokes about stupid people if they're black because then it's it's make it's like racist and it's like no no no no no everybody's fine to make fun of beaves and button or dumb white guys Keenan Keller dumb black guys the race had nothing to do with it the shows were funny I mean like they're basically saying the reason that shows the reason that movie is funny is because they overemphasize their race for comedy effect comedic effect and it's like yeah that's that's like most movies yeah like that's what rush hour is like it's an eventual show it's like yeah that's like a very normal thing what did we have three three rush hours yeah the whole premise of it is literally like an urban black guy at a at a traditional Chinese guy like it's the whole movie is like what do we put two stereotypical ethnic groups together and made them interact yeah it's and everyone loved it is great all the great I mean even super bad that's like an over-emphasized suburban white guy dude we need rush hour for very common I will apparently put a lot of pressure on if if rush hour for was announced I'd pre-order tickets I'm not even playing wasn't that so weird out of all the people that like Chris Tucker was in like on the Epstein like I'm like green through I'm like yeah that makes sense though I totally make Chris Tucker I'm like what's he doing on there I would have expected I would have expected him at a db-park rush hour for is in development yeah with Brett Ratner you know see Trump was the one that like yeah I'm seeing it I'm going yeah like like a fast you make you make Jason Statham any movie I don't care what the prep what what it is as long as he just goes around massacring people like I'm watching it yeah and it's it's such a like the go back to that initial oh James Bond is just like a British minstrel show it's yeah the point like I want to see a movie where like just give me the most absurd premise possible like what's the weirdest Jason Statham is a professor of folklore mythology at a feminist university and then like Indiana Jones and then a band of terrorists who be like that though no no like a band of terrorists come in and they like steal a rare book so he just goes around massacring everybody I'm like it is that's a new guns yeah it's basic well not Indiana Jones doesn't go around mass kill any one Jason Statham is not on purpose killed some people but just not a lot you like knocked them off cliffs they went ah they shut the guy you shot the guy with the sword I like those I like those movies where Jason Statham's heart is gonna stop that adrenaline yeah really good they made like three of those exact I don't know was it did they really make three of these two of them yeah no there's at least there's at least two because the first one I think he dies that's the one starts right after he dies he gets back up and they're like you're back and I'm just like let's go you should I haven't seen anything in a while he's still with the that model finder saying correctly so he's probably busy I saw a video where the rock like stole a guy's phone did you see this the rock stole a guy was like I get a picture and the and the rock takes a picture with him and smiles and then puts the phone in his pocket is walking and the guy like wave somebody's like oh when he pulls the phone out and I'm like is that real because the rock looks like he's on this death that he was just gonna say have you seen any pictures of the rock recently he's looking miserable well he had a heart condition if I understand correctly from years and years of always on the mainlining gear and he just he's like oh now he's there he's thin she's like the pebble it's really sad to see like some people they think like like Mark Walberg like clearly on the sauce but then like you know people he'll like put out is like I wake up at like 4 a.m. and it's like that's why I look like that I'm like dude all these people are like waking up at 4 a.m. now like why don't I look like Mark Walberg like so it's not just getting up at 4 a.m. you like if you are getting up at 4 a.m. and you're training Andrew on the gear then you'll end up yeah and drinking a dozen raw eggs yeah I mean be like skips over the gear part like and so it's like well I'm gonna look like Mark Walberg I'll wake up at 4 a.m. there are people out there that are on the assumption that if you're on gear and you're not lifting you're gonna end up looking like that and you don't you actually have to go to the gym and lift otherwise you'll just you don't have to go for him it doesn't matter like like 20 pounds of chicken and fish and you got to like just throw hands at every Vietnamese guy you see you know it's a hell here's here's an important thing to understand is that fat and muscle both require energy to be maintained yeah so like if you're real fat if you just start eating a normal amount of food you lose weight right because your body needs energy to maintain that level of fat so it's kind of like most people don't really realize that where it's like you got someone who's really fat you're like listen you're gonna gotta diet don't diet stop eating garbage just eat normal food like if your friends have a cheeseburger for breakfast lunch and dinner and you're having seven just go down to three and you're gonna drop 50 pounds yeah one of the things that people don't realize is like when you're trying to look like so like the rock or whatever you have to eat like two grams of protein per pound of body weight oh so like if you're 200 pounds you gotta eat like 400 grams of protein and then people don't even realize how much food that is and then the day before filming you can't drink anything yeah so you get dehydrated so your skin tightens and they can see your muscles because Jason Momoa was at the beach shortly after filming Aquaman, and the media called him Chubby, because he looked like normal. He was hydrated. Yeah. What the dude was ridiculously fit, you can't see his muscles because he has skin in the movies. They get dehydrated so you can see all the muscles. I think the beans are popping out, yeah. Yep. Oil in them up. It is the to gain muscles a lot of work even if you're on gear and then most of the work is the amount of food that you have to manage to continuously shove down your throat. It's pretty wild. There's still trying to cancel Shane Gillis and even at this point, Keenan being like, we should ask him what he should have done better and I'm just like, you probably got more ratings on that show than you've gotten in five years and more ten years because of Shane Gillis and because of what he said and how he said it. So like, there's no reality where behind the scenes anyone's mad at Shane Gillis. I guarantee you all the producers are going, yeah, I mean, if, if, if, if, if they're actually mad at him, I imagine SNL would have made an statement. They didn't say anything. Well, it's not that. It's like the attention is good. They've never been more relevant until they're going to invite him back in 2020 if someone did something that was outside of what is acceptable. There would have been a bunch of people that were working there that came down on him. He would have, they would have tried to get him to make an apology. There would have been an apology by SNL. None of that stuff happens anymore because they don't have the cultural influence. Don't, don't, don't they do a rehearsal the day before anyway? Uh, I don't know what they do with monologue rehearsal, but I know they do the rehearsal of this yet. I think it's Day of. Actually. I don't know. But the, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I bet they do. Shane comes and gives them on and tells, you know, shows them the monologue. Yes. They rehearse the monologue every host will do that. They do the whole show first and they run, that's twice is it Day of or the day before? Literally right before 8 p.m. on Saturday with a live studio audience before that, that's crazy. They do the show two times back to back. They knew. It wasn't exactly. So if I'm going to be like, you should ask what everyone heard at the audience laughed, they loved it. Yeah. They're not funny anymore, though, because they're just so biased. Well, were they ever funny? I think back in the day, back in the 90s, I don't think so. Uh, I think, yeah, no, I think what happened was SNL is like 80% not funny. And when we remember SNL, it's because by the time we were kids, we got the highlight real of every season and all the classics. Oh. So they are funny every so often. And we remember those very funny moments like living in Van Don by the river. But can you remember literally any other joke from whatever season that was? We remember the key moments going SNL is great. But then when you actually watch each individual episode, you're like, this is pretty bad. It's pretty dumb. And then every so often is a banger. That's probably how it's going to be. I don't know. In 20 years, if SNL is still around, people will be quoting the, you know, uh, report of the daily report with Che and whatever, uh, I mean, I, I chose Joe still be like, those are, those are funny. See SNL. This prime SNL was a 2020. No, dude. Oh, man. 20. What was it? Like 2010. The onion fake news. Yeah. Those videos. Not that was good. Yeah. Well, the 2000s when they did the fake like news channel, that was what I mean. Yeah. That was awesome. A woman who had the book about the grabler. Oh, yeah. Like your money problem. Imagine a hook nose, little grabler that's the one where they're money. He controls all the banks. They bring the kid on and he was like bullied for like wearing a shirt in the pool and they're like, so what do they call you? Like butterball, fatso. Yeah. And then they had the alkyda endorses new schematic for World Trade Center and they're like, it's going to look great. The crash. It's awesome. Yeah. Yep. Nowadays, the people that are running it are, you know, as far left as you can get. Oh. In fact, go ahead. The best onion one. I'm sorry. I get it because I'll forget it. It was alkyda. They had like on the news. They brought an alkyda member on it. 9/11 to Nairon. Oh, my God. And he was like, I have a show to you. We did a great job that day. And he's like, oh, no. Couldn't have happened. He's like, trust me. My eyes are on it. Building seven. Building seven. Yeah. Yeah. And then what's the onion doing now? Doing like horrible Alex Jones. Yeah. Yeah. One of the, one of the people that I was at works there is, one of the people that works there is one of the most notorious leftists out there who can't ever die or occur on X. Yeah. Let's take a look at how bad the onion is. Let's see if we can get a single laugh out of this. Executive order designates shaking empty beer can at wife as official language of US. What? Really? Oh. It's like, dude. What? Whoever says my name on TV gets my vote. Huh? Well, because the OG onion joke writer was like, it shouldn't read as a joke. And that's why it's funny. Where these clearly are like, there's a punchline and it sucks. Authorities investigate collision between trains from Chicago, traveling 80 miles per hour, DC traveling 75 miles per hour. I mean, that might be an okay joke to a fifth grader. I mean, that, because that's the joke. It's like the original like a train is leaving Chicago, you know, it's pretty funny. Bill Trump running for midterm president helped down ballot Republicans. That's not even a joke. Yeah. Wait, what? Did they write a whole article on it? Well, yeah, look at the click on it. It's not it. It's just a punch line. That's not funny. They're just saying like Trump's running for president. Look at the one I'm like, there's just like, uh, this sucks. It's not even a joke, because Trump literally said I'm, I act as though I'm on the ballot. New study finds cavemen had trouble sticking to paleo diet without frozen meal kits. It's not absurd. It's not. It's not like a fake news. It's just it's like a bad punch line. I mean, that, that one at least isn't, uh, isn't, you know, political. AOC tighties up in case federal agents stop by for raid spiritually, geriatric humor. All right. All right. You guys have won me over and it's Osama bin Laden. It's just crazy how the onion used to be like really funny, because you can tell like a 70 year old liberal thinks this is like whole area. Let's pull it Babylon B and see if we left like coal bears, like reading this, like this is awesome. Yeah. Or they're using AI. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He is. All right, Babylon B. Can you make me laugh? DHS brings in Mori to reveal results of Omar DNA test. Eh. Even Babylon B is like totally off to, you know, I was a socialist condemn Elon Musk for redistributing wealth. They could have. That, that, that's actually true. I get a little chuckle out of that. He was like, I'm going to give a share of SpaceX to everybody and they're like, how dare you? Yeah. So that one gets like a, that gets me one out of five laughs, one out of five. I didn't actually chuckle at all, but, you know, they've got a, yeah, neighborhood children woefully unprepared for local men who choose his trick over treat. That's like a one out of five. You know, it's like, I go like, you know, a, I mean, April fell. Oh, they win. Ten out of ten now. I mean, they're beating the onion. So you got to. It's true. So they're at least. Who rejects Cain's offering of candy corn? I got a chuck. I hate candy corn. Yeah. It's not good. Jalen Hertz Fizer ruled out for season. Okay. Hero, dad survives wife C section. You could do a better punchline than that. They're just like tweets that I saw nine months ago. Yeah. They're hoping you forgot about it. So they can like, regurgitate it. Ilhan Omar starting to regret hiring immigration attorney from quality citizen, citizenship center. Yeah. Huh? Oh, it's like, oh, it's like the Nick Shirley video. Oh, my gosh. Ilhan Omar furiously denies immigration fraud charges says she only married brother for love. That's kind of funny. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Because to be honest, it's like her only defense. You married your brother. It wasn't for immigration. I love him. Like well, marrying your sibling is still illegal. French shop owners hang hands over door posts. The writers will pass them by, oh my god, okay. That's a two out of five. Like that was that's a good singer. I don't think it's the funniest joke, but we get it. You would just see these in their replies of like a fox news. It's like a problem. I think part of it's because you actually see really funny stuff on Twitter. And these just feel like they've like taken that and then put it in cloth. It's kind of a funny, it's kind of a funny Christian joke, though. Aw crap. Girl, you like just called you her brother in Christ. It's like, we heard these like 10 and 15 years ago. I know, that one, that one's a little chuckle, right? Oh, I'm like down for it's just like, this is like Gen X. Trump torches Tesla dealership. What? I don't get that. Yeah, I don't get that one either. That's like almost as bad as the onion. So June 5th. Newly announced sequel, Sound of Freedom 2 features Jim Cavizel going after Andrew Tate. Oh, this is from years ago. Yeah. Oh, why? These are all super old. I guess they even post anything on their website anymore. Well, I think that was just that section was a couple of years from the 20th and the 25th October. But don't miss well, you know, I'm not moved. RFK, Jr. Repairs to delight trick or treaters with mason jars of beef tello. It's okay. It's pretty. There's a better way to do that joke. Yeah. I mean, he's like, actually, G prime already made that joke and it was way better. It's where it's, uh, it's Valentine's day. I got to pull this one up if I can find it. He's been on the rampage, huh? Oh, yeah. I saw it. But his RFK, Jr. is the, uh, is the absolute best. Oh, the daily beasts rag on him, please tell me. Let's see if I can find it. No, it's just so hard to find G prime stuff, man. Come on. It's basically like two kids and like a girl's like, will you be my Valentine? And then he flies in and he slaps the candy out of their hands and he's like, no kids. Those are full of artificial dyes and chemicals. And then he hands them like beats. And he's like, have these delicious beets instead and the kids are like, that was funny. That's how you. You do it. I remember I gave me a toothbrush one year for sugar cheating. A toothbrush. Yeah. It was really pretty winning. I mean, I remember back in the day when they would give out cigarettes, you know, all those are the days. No way. No way. Strong Americans say, "Your kid is a smoke camel, flicking into his bag." That's when men were men, and women were women, but now men are women, and women are men. And you know. Don't do this to me. I want to cigarette. (laughs) Mis-smoking. Tade insists we get a cigarette vending machine for the new office. Oh, yeah. Actually, you should go right there. Yeah. Actually, that's a good idea. Well, 'cause we lost the Japanese toilets. We need a new piece of Japanese tech in here, and I'm like, "Japanese vending machine." No. I'm off in the '90s. Like a knobby crank. Just being in the fall. Well, like the sliding change thing. (laughs) An actual cigarette vending machine full of marro reds. Yeah. Yeah. We can put some zen in there for, you know. No, you can't. Some zen all out. Some zen all out. You can put some zen all out. This is nicotine gum. Nicotine gum. All right. You know, or you just like not do nicotine, you know what I mean? I heard, I heard GLP1's cure addiction. I'm not a smoker. I have lung disease, but I just really like the gum. Just addicted to the gum. What? You're just like addicted to nicotine gum. I'm so addicted. Yeah. It's my only bite. Is it true? I heard that people would take GLP1's, like, they're not addicted anymore. Yeah, 'cause it like satiates you. There's one. Well, I was speaking to my friend about it. I'm not gonna blow up a spot. And he started GLP1's, and he's like, I could divorce my wife right now and feel nothing. Like it totally nukes your emotions. That might be good for my mom, actually. Yeah, I heard stories like alcoholics took GLP1. And then just didn't want to drink anymore. Yep. It makes you chill. Yeah, I was talking to Jillian Michaels about it. And she was like, it's kind of bad, but micro-dosing is good. Micro-dosing GLP1? Yeah, so instead of doing like, they do like a massive dose that blasts you for like a week. And then it causes things like stomach paralysis or other weird messed-up stuff. And she was like, if you do a teeny bit, like she was like pills, we are not getting a full injection. And then what it does is you'll eat like normal. You'll work like normal. But then for half the day, you'll be satiated as opposed to blasting off for a week and a half of one shot. Take the edge off. Exactly. And then it's like for people who are addicted in alcoholics or whatever, it helps them relax. But it's like, it really, because the whole point of GLP1 is like these people aren't disciplines they have to use it. And then Gillian's like, by the way, beef really deserves it. Yeah, anybody who can maintain that regimen will just like exercise. Yeah, just yeah. Which I think honestly, yeah, some people are in a situation where they probably should just blast into what happens. Like stomach paralysis is probably better than dying at 50. Yeah, but apparently they have rotting food in their stomach just sitting there for a week. And they're like gagging up rot. You. Yeah, I don't think so. I think that's-- Yeah, but at least it's happening inside of them rather than like getting big. I don't know. I just like obesity is like one of the worst things I could have. Yeah, no. I think there's some people who really need it. Like my aunt had fatty liver disease. And it's just because she was eating bad food. Yeah. Like she could just not do that. I know, but it's so she lives in like a food desert, basically. Food swamp you mean? Well, no, it's like the rural area with not-- I mean, there's not a lot of healthy options. They just won't. Like we don't accept that because people just won't. And she just won't. So yeah. Because we've been giving this advice for years and obesity's gone up every year until last year. So have you guys seen that picture? Let me see if I can find this picture. It's a-- What's it a picture of? It's like a junction. Let me see if I can find it. It's like a famous image of this. There it is. I found it. It saved her. Pennsylvania rest stop. Oh, you know what? I've been here before. Okay. You can have your terms. Oh, yes. We had a billboard. Oh, come on. I can't get the image. We had a billboard there. It's awesome. It's awesome. Like the image is right there. That's where the picture is. That's the famous picture. This is right by us. Like by our old studio. It's like a 40 minute drive. So this is a very famous image of what's called a food swamp. A food swamp. There's food everywhere in this image. You're not far away. But it's all just like garbage. You know? To be fair though, this is what is it? It's breezewood, right? Yeah. You know, it's like 40 minutes north of our West Virginia studio. Yeah. And it's got one of the only like longs. It's like a longstanding family pizza restaurant right there. It's still there. I intentionally went there with my wife like we must go. Yeah. And we went and we ordered wings and pizza and it was glorious. And we knew it was bad for us. That's so good. But it was like just one time. Yeah. One time. It's like going to a time machine. Everything in moderation is actually a true thing. Well, everything. But most things in moderation are fine. I used to work in a pizza hut when I was a kid. So the glory days of pizza hut are deep in my soul. I did too. Look at man. Book it? Yeah. You'd read like four books or whatever and then you'd earn a book at the wheel. Oh, yes. One of the coupons you got was a free pizza. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So you've got to bring that stuff back. We had box tops when I was a kid. Yeah. We had those. Stock those up. Buy cereal. You know, your kids eating literally a bowl of not of like empty carbs and it's making them sickly and fat. And then you trade your box top for some garbage. Oh, I remember when I was a kid, you go to Chick-fil-A and you get the kids meal and they give you this like just gay book and you could trade it in for a thing of ice cream. What do you think everyone does? 2010. So I don't want you to like a woke book. It's like 2000 rabbit or whatever. Like 2010. You know what it was? Yeah, it was like. It's like a way. Yeah. Aren't they like religious? Yeah. No, it was like, it was probably based or whatever. I'm not going to find out. I get the ice cream every single time. Yeah. It was probably on. You can have the book or ice cream. Yeah. I probably kept five books in the entire place because there's like, there's no way. 51 years old. Oh, and you've taken the ice cream. I remember one of my friends took the books and I'm like, what are you trying to prove? What do you think? I'm like sick. Show off. I'm like, what's wrong with you? Are you sure? Would I love this place? This image? Yeah, it's awesome. It's just like a road trip when you were a kid, you know? Yeah, I mean, people here will like look at the, they'll like live there and they'll be like, I hope we don't turn into Paris. People look at this in their lap. People think, look at this picture and they're like, oh, this is so terrible. Like part of what's going on here is the, the, like the perspective because if you look at the actual, the, um, the actual area, it doesn't look as congested if you're from any other. The reason why this specific picture happened breeze, what is a uniquely horrible situation where they don't have an inner, there's two highways meeting, but they don't have an interchange. So you have to get off of one highway, go onto a surface right to get on the other one. So that's why this is such a hot real estate market is because you're guaranteed like, it's probably tens of thousands of customers every single day. I got, I got to recommend it, like if you've never been there, it's kind of, it's kind of, it's kind of cherry picking. Is that 81? Is that impressive? I don't know where West Virginia is. This is Pennsylvania. Yeah. Yeah. And it's, but it's, uh, let me see. I'm going to pull it up. I mean, that does kind of look like the, the town nearby where my aunt lives. Yeah. It's a food swamp. What is this? It's, what's, it's like, it's I 76 in another interstate, but like they, they don't interchange. You have to get on the surface road. So it's kind of cherry, I mean, we have places look like this, but this is like uniquely bad. I don't, I don't, because of the circumstances. I don't care what anyone says. I'm not turned it down for lay a fish if I get the chance. It's very Catholic of you. I think it's 70 off 70, especially for lay fish. The lay of fish. What is that? Oh, the lay of fish, yeah. Yeah. It was introduced specifically for Catholic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I was growing up. That was the deal. You go there on Friday. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I grew up feeling like it's Papa Jones, Papa Jones is good, oh really, yeah, it's really good. I tend to find like some, some hometown pizza joint generally, usually, it's like little scissors. Yes. Yes, he's always there. I mean, it's been made. This point's been made, et cetera. He's always been there for you, but they're not ready. And people like start turning on it like hot, but it takes you when you're at your lowest, he's there for you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like, just straight north, because like, you know, down here by Harper's Fair is where our other studios at, you drive up right here and there's Breezewood. And if you've never been, it is like, you see the interchange. That's why all that real estate's there because the highways, you have to exit like you drive up you exit here. Then you got to figure out where you're going. Yeah. So you go north on 76. You got to turn right on that service road and then get on to the other thing to get on the 77. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. No interchange. Okay. They should make every, like just ban interchanges, you know, bring back small town America with Perkins and pizza. There was something corruption related. I think it was like the state or the US rep. It was that had a relationship with some business that used to be there. I think that's the mandate that it happened. It was something that was like, like, clearly not done to be efficient. We actually drive through here a lot, because like when we're driving north to, if we're going to like, like Pittsburgh, or there's actually really great skiing up here, surprisingly good skiing. I just remember the first time doing that little interchange. I'm like, this is the stupidest like design ever. And that's when I went on this ride. Like, why did this happen? And yeah, I was just like some political favor. I mean, I got to know that the deep lore about Breeze would do it. Like the biggest rabbit hole to go down is Amtrak. Like why did so many of these lines exist? You can go through each budget, see which senator was. I'm not losing 400 jobs in Reno. We're not cutting this billion dollar route from Newton Seattle. I was like, eight people use it. No, I remember. I was going to Seattle from Chicago and we looked up and flights were actually cheaper than the train red. Yeah. And we were like, why? I was going to say. But we were like, the train sounds fun. I would love me to take the train. I'd 48 hours. Well, I go to New York a lot. And I'm like, I would love to take the train, but every time I look it up, unless you've booked it out like three months ahead of time, which is. Who's going to do that the train should be like the convenient. Oh, I don't have time to get a plane. Let's just get on the train Well, it's like Driving from from wait from DC to New York. It's like 30 bucks. No, no, no, no, no It's like $200 bro. No way. Yeah, it's terrible people just drive or fly because it's like what's the point? Yeah, I'm gonna take my call. I wish it was convenient. I'd be using it everything right. Wow I know it's really dude 10 years ago. It was like $37. They should be they should just subsidize it Well, the problem is the cheaper tickets are like really inefficient like they should Subsidize more no dude 10 years ago like when Trump was was was running. I was taking the train down here And it was like 35 bucks. I know like what they should do is Amtrak should cut all the other lines and then Use that for extra subsidies because the seller makes money. So actually it's just like nuke the profitability and subsidize it So yeah, okay like New York City to DC $82 but going back the other way. So all the timings always weird too A bunch of them are 300 bucks from New York to DC. This is insane times that you would actually use it or like $300. Wow, only booked too. I didn't drive right. These are to drive. Wait, wait, hold on New York to DC $22 Amtrak It's probably like four in the morning or something Let's see No, it's probably like a ten at night. No, I think it's the last trains are always really expensive. It's the morning ones are cheap Let's let's jump to the store. We got this from Mediaite. Dolly Parton sister claims Nashville area voting machine flipped her ballot to GOP candidate Marsha Blackburn. I kept punching for the Democrat. There's actually a ton of these videos popping up right now where liberals are claiming the machines are all rigged for Republicans And I'm like oh, so the Republicans are gonna win Is it Elon space lasers that are just like, you know doing it? I don't know. I mean, I don't know I don't know how reliable the story is But well some lady said something happened. That's it. That's all we need right? Yeah, right I mean the the thing that I that concerns me is is the more people say this the more the narrative is They that the the midterms are fixed that it's Donald Trump through Republicans and that means they're illegitimate and you know referring to the stuff that we were talking about last night the You know the stuff that data Republicans been talking about The less the more people believe that the elections are illegitimate the more likely it is that you have some kind of Protests and essentially playing into the argument that what if if we get riots and protests, it'll be great for ratings It'll be great for ratings won't be so good for the country. Oh, you know, you know, but special ratings I look in the Bay area. I don't want riots Yeah, I know the funny thing is this this riot and Democrat areas They'll be right there just sitting there watching and being like why are they doing this? We're in DC now I mean tons of riots around here. Yeah, that'll be funny. We'll be like trapped in the building But it's true. I can't bring I can't be armed around here. I don't want that you can in DC Haven't you talked to our security company? I have to talk to our security company. Yeah, they're like easy. Oh really what fill your famous all right Don't you understand that the rules on apply to you? Well, I like to hear this yeah the This is what people need to understand the rules for fire ownership only apply to Like working class people like when I told the story when I was in Jersey and I was trying to get a gun They were like you can't get it can you can't get open open or conceal carry for it So they don't do open they only do conceal yeah, because they don't want people visibly with guns and they were like you can Own a gun in your home, but you can't get a conceal carry for it And I was like what do you mean you can't it's not a violation of like to and like oh no No, you can apply but I'll never give it to you and then I was like then why do they have the application and the cop was like Well like rich and famous people Easily get it and I was like oh, I'm rich and famous and he was like well, then you get it and I was like oh, okay great It was like yeah, you'll get it pretty quick actually. I'll have to get the security company Yeah, like the argument they say is that when a regular person applies for a concealed carry they ask you why you need it And of course the Supreme Court shot this down recently a couple years ago They would say like what do you need the gun for and if you said security protection they'll say prove it If you're rich and famous, it's very easy to prove and you'll be like I've got millions of followers I have a lot of money and so they go okay, okay, you're fine now apparently since that Supreme Court ruling these jurisdictions all are all very still angry about it and strict but it's actually substantially easier to get So I was talking to our security company and they were like it's actually like a form and you're good and It gets you get reciprocity and all that stuff along with it as well. That's great news Yeah, is it like if you get death threats or something on a regular basis? Well, the Supreme Court ruled that you cannot deny someone when they apply Okay, so they ruled you still have to apply for it, but the state the state or the jurisdiction can't deny you So now in places like Maryland or Jersey or DC where you would apply and they would just ignore it now they have to Grant it does but will they just jam it up and like string you know, no, that's what they used to do Yeah, it used to be that they would say oh, yeah, and you get jammed up for years until you forgot So the Supreme Court shut that down so now they have a certain amount of time where they have to oh So I think the rules if they don't reply within a certain time it de facto defaults to yes Because I was hearing that people were trying in Manhattan and they were still like getting strong along my my manager has one that works in Long Island and works in all in New York except for New York City. Yeah, well the New York City It's like yeah, I'm rich and famous for your N.Y.P.D Like if you're if your N.Y.P.D. you have someone that's relative in my like open soul city up. It's like Alabama. It's crazy Magic right now a little corruption card. My friend his dad was N.Y.P.D And we could just like park like literally right next to Central Park at any time double park nothing would happen I'm gonna set the chat off of my my manager is a is a Jewish guy. Oh Yeah, that does okay good luck finding a manager to be fair This is manager juice, too But he's like look man. I you know all there I'll be standing out he had his his kid was standing outside his house And some dude drove by and just was hollering slurs at him for being a Jewish guy And he's like and I can't get a gun to carry in in New York City blah blah All kinds of BS stuff when it comes to the city. So let's see. It's a 21 and older To get a gun. You got to pass a background check You got to buy it through an FFL you register with MPD submit your application to proofs of ID You got a tendon in person appointment for fingerprint and photo you pay a fee of 35 dollars 10-day waiting period I'll do that. Yeah, you can't open carry you can conceal carry. Yeah, I know open carry is a bad idea Any well have magazines over 10 rounds. I got some and some some specific guns are banned No, like AK-47. Oh, no, they don't they don't allow what they call assault rifles in DC Well, yes, but typically long guns are easier to own than handguns despite long guns. Why because you can't hide them So yeah, I'll have to look into that. I'll talk to talk to the boys. Yeah, talk to the boys In the meantime Right now the narrative seems to be that the Republicans are rigging the election. Yeah, I mean look like I said the the this in my opinion This is laying the narrative groundwork for the Democrats to accuse Republicans of you know stealing the election being illegitimate and Having some kind of you know Organized protests starting going around the no Kings protests and stuff like that having that stuff be nationwide and if you if you look at What data Republican you're you're implying Republicans will win They claim Republican cheating the Democrats win. There's not gonna be a party. I don't know I don't think that it matters. I think I do think that the Democrats are gonna win are gonna take the house And I think they're gonna if the Democrats take the house they'll still say look the Republicans that that won their illegitimate And it doesn't take very much to get people riled up right like they should do it They should do in Texas because like it's Tennessee where they all the Democrats are supposed to win in Tennessee What's going on this machine must be about working? I mean it I Your points were taken but still like my concern is the kind of stuff that will activate the Riders basically in that because there's all kinds of people that are out there that are looking for a reason to to get out into the streets You've got all kinds of dark money that all kinds of money that that'll flow to these organizations all kinds of NGO She got the whole USAID apparatus that they didn't just you know evaporate when USAID was shut down So I you know I strongly recommend people look at at the stuff that data Republicans posting and be aware of of what they're talking what she's talking about The kind of color revolution that she lays out that she you know asserts that the NGO the former NGO people and USAID people are Involved-in like they've had success in other countries and they're trying to to use that model here is what she's saying and In my opinion, it's something that they've been laying the groundwork for well and this kind of thing oh the the election machines are Raged in the the Republicans are are actually trying to steal the election and stuff that falls right in line with what that a Republican was saying That's going to have or the NGOs are are trying to make happen the narrative that it's an illegitimate election regardless of who wins and to be honest with you If the Democrats win it or the Democrats take the house it does make for a situation that's actually better for the Democrats because they can insulate people That are out there trying to protest and stuff so I Mean I think that it's something that I've noticed. I was on a radio show a few weeks ago actually With Christine Pelosi. I don't think she knew that I was gonna be on it was kind of a surprise Was she like oh no, I'm gonna get actually I mean she's running she's running for office right now in San Francisco So I think she yeah, I mean it was she's probably didn't want to be on a show with me But yeah the guy that was there he was going off about you know, do we have that it was kind of like this where we had different people and He was going off about how Trump he was an illegitimate president, and he's not really the president, and the guy that was interviewing us was actually a Democrat, but he's more a common sense kind of, and he's like, you don't think Donald Trump won the 2020, are you kidding me right now? Are you a Democrat election denier? - Yeah. - And they actually, I'm seeing this, that's part of the reason that they're pushing for the Democrats actually to vote in person this year on election day instead of vote by mail, is 'cause they are convinced that there's gonna be ballot tampering. On the way here, because we've been commuting now, right? We drive, it's like about an hour drive. So I'm like, all right, let's play the news. While we're on our way here, I did my whole morning show, so I've got all this information in my head, but let's see what the news is talking about. So I'm like, I was by CNN. So I'm wearing the Tesla and I put on CNN, and they're immediately just going, it's a discussion where they're like, so Elon Musk, he's manipulating these elections. I mean, he is manipulating them. He's putting all this money in, and I'm like, and I'm like, should he be allowed to do this? And I was like, it is pretty shocking how bad, and how corrupt it's become. - It's cool, it's legal too. - But the point is, I'm immediately like, this is not news. So then I'm like, I'm gonna put on like CNBC, or just something else, and I put on CNBC, and then once again, it's just like a woman and a guy, smack talking somebody, and it's just complaints about a person, and I'm like, I'm getting mad, I'm like, this is not news. So I put on MS now, and I'm like, maybe they'll at least talk about what Trump is doing, right? No, of course not, why would I think otherwise? All they were doing was like, so Elon Musk is evil, right? And the guy's like, I think he is, and I'm like, oh my God, like in a Tesla, and the less. So then I'm just like, is there any news? Is anyone doing news right now? No, all of the channels were just talking about people. I gotta give a shout out to CBS on the way here. They were talking news. - Good for them. - They were talking about news. - I think that's kind of evidence to the art, to what we're talking about. This is not about news anymore. It's about laying out the narrative. So that way, low information voters, or low information people, people that only read the headlines, or whatever, listen for 15, 20 minutes. They get fed the narrative that they want. - No, I gotta be honest, like a dream come true for politicians. 'Cause imagine, you know, 20 years ago, 30 years ago, you're sitting there being like, what's our message to try and sell people for the vote? And how are we countering their message? This day, it's like, it's so easy. All I gotta do is say that he hates gay people. You know, that's it. You know, he's racist. I'm not racist. Yeah, you are, and that's it. And Republicans always do this. They always argue the Democrat framing, instead of reframing, miserable tactics. So it's like, the Democrats say Republicans are racist, and the Republicans have a debate about whether or not they're actually racist. And it's like, why don't we just not debate whether you are and whether they are? - The correct response for someone calling you racist is just to insult them, because that's exactly what they're doing. There's no-- - We gotta reframe. The premise of the conversation must be that you're opponent is bad, not you are bad. You should not be defending your suffocation, they should be defending themselves. So you can say something like, you're calling me racist, a pedophile calling me racist. And then instantly, you crank it up to 11, and they're like, did you just call me that? How did you get that from me? And be like, look, I see things on the internet, man. And maybe they're not real, maybe they're not real. And then they're gonna be like, how dare you call me that? And instantly, they're on the defensive. Republicans never reframe. And that's why we all do respect a rollo the other day when he mentioned that study. And he was like, it says that young boys are being fed this corrupting information for the manosphere, but like, they're only getting fed that information, because they're setting up their Instagram, and I'm like, stop. You're immediately agreeing with their premise, at the information from the manosphere is bad, and you're arguing how they're getting the bad information instead of saying, oh, so children are getting healthy and uplifting content about being a better person. - Yeah, the narrative, you know, the attempts to just outline the narrative for people, so that way people have the preconception in their head. That's something that the news has been, I mean, they've been doing it definitely since Donald Trump started running, right, like the Trump is this, Trump is that he's all these things. Now people just knee jerk go to Donald Trump is this monster and stuff. And I mean, I imagine that you've seen a lot of that coming from the, you know, coming from the world. - Absolutely. I mean, it was a huge fundraising opportunity for them. You know, the fact that, actually, if Donald Trump didn't win, I think it'd actually be really hard for them to raise money, believe it or not. But yeah, they're just so motivated to paint him as like a certain way or to reflexively react to anything that he does, even when it's good, right? And even when they should agree that it's good, like shutting down the border, right? They just reflexively react and they can't, I don't know, they can't help themselves. A lot of Democrats, you guys, I would, I naively thought that they would be receptive to my book that they would be interested, maybe, because they did lose all seven swing states in 2024, right? Because I voted for Trump. It's like they automatically write me off. Because it's like, how could you have gone there? - Do you have any friends that, anyone that is a Democrat, that was your friend that is still your friend or is basically everyone ex-communicating? - No, basically everybody. - Yeah, I was looking at my wedding reception video the other day, just for fun. It popped up while I was showing my son. And I was like, oh my God, everybody in this video, except for blood family. And my husband's best friend is completely out of our lives. - Is your husband also a Republican now, or more independent now? - He was more on the left, but he really hated the way that he saw me get treated inside of them because of my skin color, basically. - Because of your skin color. - Because of my skin color, yeah. So he's kind of shifted his perspective too. - Well, there's this clip of me from Trigger Nometry that goes viral non-stop. Have you guys seen it? - Which one? - The one where the Trigger Nometry guys are like, you call the left a cult, but we could just easily say the same thing about the right. And I said, well, you'd be wrong. And then I was like Donald Trump, former liberal, RFK, junior, former liberal, Tulsi Gabbard, former liberal, Tim Poole, former liberal, Joe Rogan, former liberal. And then I said, you guys can invite the left and the right on your show. The left won't do it. The right comes on. And they were like, yeah, I was like, we can't get leftists to come on Tim or liberals to come on Tim Kestai or all. They refused to have these conversations. They then agree, like, same thing for us. They won't come on the show. And then I said, if I was a Charlie Kirk, Christian conservative invites me pro-choice moderate Tim Poole onto his stage so that I get a chance to debate my point of view to his fans and followers. What would happen if you went to a liberal event and defied any of their social orthodoxy? You'd be threatened with violence. - Yeah. - This post just like every day I see it, like on Instagram with tons of views on it or whatever and people reacting to it. Because it's true. It's true. And I think deep down everybody knows it. I think a lot of the default lips know it and they're just like, but I'm gonna keep my head down because I don't wanna get into a fight. - I mean, maybe. There's a lot of, there are still so many people that just do not believe or do not just don't see reality. I mean, I spent the last week I was in LA and I was hanging out with a good friend. And he was talking about, you know, we got into a discussion about politics. And I was like, look, the left is very organized and the right is not-- - ARV organized. - Yeah. And he was just like, the left is organized. What are you talking about? I'm like, the left is where like activism lives, right? Like that is just kind of, you know, common knowledge. And he was, and again, he's not very politically aware. Like he doesn't like Donald Trump. You know, he's a left leading, center left leading kind of guy. But you know, he was like, no, he's like the right. And I don't remember what his example was. But I'm just like, the left is where all of the protests are because they're organized. - I mean, that's their historical tradition going way back. - Yeah, and it hasn't changed, you know? - Yeah, he's just not. - I've learned that Republicans aren't as like, they don't do field operations. I heard that the Trump campaign did, which speaks to white part of their-- Yeah, they don't do, it's mind blowing to me because at this point during, we call it GOTV on the Democratic side, like you're reaching out to all of these ballots that you've been chasing for like the past year, all of the voters that you've I did, we're knocking their doors, we're calling them, andcessantly texting them, you know, have you voted, have you voted if you haven't, I'm gonna come to your house sort of thing. I heard that Republican campaigns don't do this. They just rely on male, male and television ads. But the Democrats are also doing that too. - Yeah, the Democrats. - It's kind of crazy. - The Democrats do things like they will go pick you up and bring you to the polls. - Yeah, but could you imagine if Republicans actually did do that because they've been winning elections if they actually matched the Democrats on the organization stuff? - We live in it. - It would be a lot harder for them. - We live in a totally different country. But yeah, Republicans, and I don't know if it's the situation where like Republican, the old narrative is Republicans, you know, they're too busy doing normal person things. They're out there, you know, they're going to work. And there's way more Democrats that are activists that are trying to affect change or what have you. And it is a much more, a much more attractive idea that you're an agent of change than you're just trying to keep the status quo generally conservatives are looking to conserve what we already have. - I wanna pull this up. This actually is getting, this post is going around as of this show, Will Chamberlain pointing out this interview with Ilhan Elmer. I'm just gonna play it for you. And not really a thing, and you gotta hear this. - To do this, that isn't, doesn't sound like I'm insane. And I'm saying this, I'm pretty, because the president United States is, you know, one of the biggest ball runners, right? And every time he talks about it, he will casually say something wild about it, you kind of, like he'll tweet, he'll only say something wild about it. "Oh Mark, she married a brother, boy, boy." You think, you see that, you think too tough. Boy, that sounds odd. You know, it seems unlikely that she married a brother. And they're right wing people who believe that this man was your brother, right? You have a quality of discussing a lot. Well, who was this man that was her husband? When did they start saying that he was your brother? Why? I started with the Somali blog. And I don't know if it still exists, but somebody put in there that, you know, that he had toughened my brother or something to that effect, and right wing conspiracy theorists and the apples got a hold of it, and they just kind of went and found random people who were like, "She introduced us." You know, "She introduced us," and said he was her brother, which is, you know, insane. I mean, I don't know those people that they talk about. Well, he was not your relative to him at all. It's not that bad, I don't like it. So there's a way of curl of truth that's through some game of truth. That was my knowledge. That was the big dodge app, right? You both look at me at the same time. Not to my knowledge. What do you mean not to your knowledge? If someone said to him, "Are you in tape related?" I'd say, "No." Well, not to my knowledge. There may be six cousins, maybe, on the. Not if they have that gingerbread guy from Shrek. Wait, that's by the rest of the integration problem. That no longer seems to be the issue that they are punitively investigated, right? They've now moved on to whatever your representation of father made in his naturalization process about you. Who's your dad? You're under seven. It's also very convenient, because maybe that's no longer a lie. Right. No, no, no, no. I know. What's her dad's name? What's her. on formal record, what's her dad's name? It is. I just had it. It is. Nure Omar Muhammad. That's the official, early life. Sure. And then. Hold them something else. And then there's this tweet where she says, "Happy Father's Day to my obo, Nure said, "I am forever grateful to Allah for giving me the best Father A." It's a link to Instagram. And I got to what you said. She's deleted this? Yeah, she purged it. But now everyone's reposting. That's if someone dug through all of her archive tweets. Yep. Because Nure Omar Muhammad is not her father. Or who is she talking about? Is she going to argue like, "No, it was just like a guy who was really close to my family who looked after us so I called him my father." Right. I'm sorry. When he said, "Is there any weird kernel of truth to this?" And she goes, "Not to my knowledge." What that says to me is, she knows it's about to come out that they're related. And she's going to play the, "I had no idea." I didn't know we were related. Oh my, how crazy. When was this recorded, you know? I don't know, but it's getting posted right now. It was like an hour ago. Yeah. Oh, he talked to her an hour ago. Yeah. Brooklyn, dad defines the one originally posted it and then Will Chamberlain grabbed it to be like, "Wait, what do you mean not to my knowledge? Leave people the effluent." What really irks me about this is that star Tribune, a liberal publication said she may have married her brother. Oh, really? Yeah. My, my, my preface for talking about all of this is that following the social media posts and the claims, there seems to be a preponderance of evidence that she married her brother as immigration fraud. Not for incest. She married him to get him a visa, a student visa to come to the United States or a family visa to get some, so he could study and then he left shortly after. There's a preponderance of evidence to this case. There's social media posts statements made by her and people around her and the name, as well as the fact that she was already married to another guy under Somali tradition, but not legally married in the United States. Ooh. Yeah, and then she marries this guy while still being married to another guy and it's like the whole thing is very strange. Not to mention the same last name. And now you have a criminal investigation and don't forget Biden started an investigation under her. Yeah. This is not, this is a bipartisan thing. And then you get liberals being like, it's crazy. Like this is no way it's possible. And it's like, bro, I don't care, man. I read the news. I read the star Tribune. The star Tribune presented evidence and said she may have married her brother. And I went, wow, that's crazy. And then when I reference a liberal publication that goes to your far right. Yeah, well, I mean, they're going to call you far right. Any time you point out that a Democrat-- I got it. --have done something wrong. You got to take the opposite position. Ilan Omar didn't marry her brother. Her brother made her. Yeah. You know, she was just like, whoa. Look, I mean, Brooklyn dad defiant is definitely just one of the guys that would circle the wagon. It doesn't matter what is said, he's going to assert that the Democrats did the right thing or the good guys and the Republicans. And the Krasensteins. That, yeah, exactly. Like literally Donald Trump can save a bag of puppies from a burning building in the Krasensteins. They're going to be a light Trump abused those puppies. Yeah. And I mean, look, they're the same people. There are people that are just like that on the right that no matter what happens, they're going to take the conservative view and they're going to push that narrative. But, again, Biden's DOJ started the investigation. We started A-investigation. --started A-investigation. --which I think was the winery stuff. --Yeah. --started A-vestigation. Absolutely hate the win casino. It is the worst casino I have ever been to go there for the buffet. No, I'll never go back there. Why? I you know, I'm gonna get in trouble talking about it and I was told by a lot of people That I should definitely bring it up, but I was like it's not worth getting banned from place where they do the world poker tour because of a bad experience But I'm gonna say it anyway Two guys broke into my room that worked for it worked for the win. Oh, yeah, or some strange reason and I think they're trying to rob me So this was a year ago. I played the world poker tour live stream event, which was a $5,000 buy-in Usually if you're buying in you're gonna have what we say like two or three bullets So anybody who knows that I'm playing there in a game where you know, it's 5k I ended up cashing out at like I think 6,000 something so I went up like 600 bucks and Then we're on East Coast time So my wife and I were in bed at like nine o'clock on a saturday because to us it was midnight and We have a baby and in the middle of the night two guys Well, I shouldn't have been in the light, but like around like 9 30 10 two employees Walk into our room without knocking and we have the door cracked open on my wife screams and they freak out and they they run out the door And she's screaming like no, no, no, no, like and I wake up and I'm like whoa, what's going on? And then they started panicking trying to make up fake reasons why they were claiming they were coming into our room So what I think happened was and I could be totally wrong, but my presumption is I Had just played a high-profile live stream poker game with thousands of dollars live Bowry was there She won't like 30 grand or some stupid amount of money. She's amazing. She's great at poker and I end up going up, you know, 1500 bucks But if you don't think about poker, you know that everyone at the table is coming with more than just the one buy-in Which means you're gonna have cash or chips I think they presumed it's Saturday night between 9 and 10 They're gonna be out doing something. They're not gonna be in their room, right? And so this is our chance to go in their room and Do whatever we want I can't we were in a we were in a suite, so I don't understand like There's literally no other reason for and it was like a food guy and like a bell hop guy Like people that I've never had that happen And once and then they made a bunch of fake claims at first. They were like oh, we were Check it. It was it was a wellness check and we were like what you entered our room without knocking at like 930 for a wellness check And they were freaking out like they were panic, I guess and I was super angry and Then I talked to people and they were like you got to report this you got to post about this you got to talk about it Because those guys probably were trying to steal your money Yeah, you're probably gonna go through like look you're in a suite. You're a high-profile guy You have a lot of money. They go in your room. They're gonna find something they're gonna find jewelry They're gonna find watches. They're gonna find shoes. There's literally no reason for them for the people to be walked like My wife was like one of the guys was a guy who delivered food to her like two hours earlier so he comes in the room He brings the food in he leaves they come back a couple hours later and Surprise surprise the East coasters were in bed at 9 o'clock with our sleeping daughter and I I was pissed Yeah, I was absolutely pissed So they were just absolutely miserable to me at the win and You know I had a bunch of people say like you got it. You got to say something and I was like they do the world poker tour there every Every December and in the event I actually want to go and play They're gonna say something like I'm sorry. You had a bad experience. You've disparaged us your band from the property Yeah, so I was like I'm gonna let it go I don't know what was going on, but there you go. There's a story now everyone the world knows Shame on you win Yeah, freaking like the lose casino. Yeah, well, you know Yup, and I got to say like MGM. They treat me like a king It's wild like it's it really is like I walk into an MGM And you where I go and like there's a guy in a suit and he was mr. Pool and I'm like You know they say that Every casino they're watching the cameras and they have people tracking for when high profile people show up to no specifically for two reasons They want to be aware of any PR incidents that may arise because there was like an incident where Who was it who got was it Alex Stein got attacked by that football guy? You remember that? He was like hey, I'm a big fan and the guys started chasing him and screaming at him So this for security reasons are like we need to know if you know like yay is gonna walk in because it can cause a big thing for us But also when a high profile person walks in you want to get him to stay So you want so when I walk in MGM and then like some like literally I'll walk in and there's a guy that has a mr. Pool Good to see you and I'm like wow like let's go very good like anything you need and then especially in DC They all they all know me and I don't go there all that often But they are on point they know what they're doing and they're like right this way to the IP section surf free drinks and I'm like man You're there more than I was your game poker. Oh, yeah, I play blackjack. I mean I play everything but my game You know don't gamble because gambling is bad and you can't win do I love it you literally can't win You'll never win. That's the point of casinos. You cannot win. I just want to say that you just pay to have fun exactly The point is you go in with a small budget that shouldn't affect your finances So you can have some free drinks and hang out with your friends and enjoy the game knowing you're not going to make money The people who go and think I'm gonna hit it big they just lose everything Okay, but one time oh, yeah, I did get enough money to go to Hawaii One like a couple thousand dollars at the casino. I was I think I was still in college and I was like, you know I'm not gonna pay down my student loans Of course not gonna Hawaii Very smart college it was me and then and then all the Democrats were like forgive our student loans Exactly, yeah, I never supported that policy actually believe it or not. I have so even back then you you do Yeah, I think we should freeze the interest rates. Yeah, and then anyone apply all payments toward the principal so if you took out loans for 50k and you've paid 75k Yeah, including interest and you still own 30. Yeah, wipe clean and just seize the And we the problem is that the only problem though is that it does make it harder if you do that The schools are just gonna assume that people are gonna pay back their loans My plan is student loans are gone no longer can you get government financing private do whatever you want But that's on you. Yeah, but no more federally funded anything So without subsidy you are going to see a radical change in what the costs are going to be and interest rates frozen on moving forward Anything you paid applies to the principal so what you get you have to pay back But the reason I compromised not because I want to give a free pass to people who took out bad deals It's because if young people don't get a footing and can't buy houses then the country crumbles So there's got to be a compromise where we're like how can we get Gen Z to buy houses and get jobs? So we need to unburden them right if you received money and spent it you got to pay back So I think that we should only forgive debt for people who actually didn't graduate That's I know people are looking at me like I'm crazy Yeah, but it's no it's because the call if you have a college degree if you have a college degree You actually make double in your lifetime with the average person does without a college degree That's why the Democrats you there is a college degree wage premium It's it truly exists and that's why the Democrats are obsessed with this idea because over the last ten years Their bases have shifted. It's no longer working class people. It's now college educated people So it's a giveaway to their base Yes, and for me, I'm like I would rather if we're gonna alleviate student debt Let's do it for the people that didn't get to finish because they felt overwhelmed by how much money they were taking out I and and because they're not gonna make as much. They're never going to be able to catch up Well, they already did a lot of it. They already did eliminate a lot of it under Biden Ian talks about how one day he woke up and his student loans were just gone Mm-hmm And Kamala Harris is gonna win in 2028 Democrats will sweep and then they're going to create techno communism because of AI They're definitely gonna regulate AI and it's gonna be like a massive censorship thing Well, what they're gonna do is they're they're gonna claim that they need to fight it But then they're gonna just take control of it and use it against their political enemies And they're going to radically transform the government through massive government spending because You mentioned like it's their base. Yeah, the Democrats have lost all their jobs Democrats are gonna lose every single job Yeah. No, so all their voters will finally be working class. I want to I want Just a minute before we go to the before we go to the Chats in the Rommel Rance AI can post social media for you So all of these entry-level administrative jobs Should not exist right now. Yeah, it's a matter of when the middle managers realize it. Yep You need one AI manager and then what you do is you get 15 This is what's really crazy. Let's say you have a graphic designer your company You create an agent literally. It's a workspace in in GPT Claude and Grock and you say to it your job is to be a graphic designer to one of the three You put them in slack. They are now your three graphic designers They're in the graphic design channel where they can talk to each other They're in your general channel where they can talk to everybody else. You then create your coding base You then create your administration for you know payments in payments out things like that They can all communicate in slack general and you can sit there and watch them work as if they're employees This is now You can literally have the art director For the graphic design team, which is two different two or three you can even have like four different work instances I'll tell you of one program of Clawed talking to itself. - Yeah. - So the thing is, each workspace you open has different parameters. It trains itself in its own space. So they start the same, but can develop differently, so long as they remain active. You can then have them communicate with each other and debate and fact check. So you can have the AI that handles social media posting and like metadata and things like that. Talking to the graphic design team, the graphic design AI will be like, here's a thumbnail that'll work well for your post at 2pm. And then the YouTube metrics and analytics will say, yeah, a thumbnail like that's not going to work because the red is too big. Can you make me something that does this that or otherwise? And it'll go, sure, and then it'll make a new one. And then it'll go, that one seems to fit better. Thank you. They literally talk to each other like their people. This is now, it's happening everywhere. And every single company in the country could implement it right now and eliminate the entire administration. And anyone who's doing paperwork, emails, payroll, HR, gone right now, it's just, we're looking at the after image. It's like when Wiley Coyote is like runs off the cliff and then falls and there's still smoke floating there where he was. We're looking at the smoke. It's like nafta, but for the entire country, what do you think's going to happen? Do you think that those people are going to just find new jobs? No, I think they're going to throw a mile tough cocktails through windows and-- They're going to start going after data. I mean, look, if you're a 35 year old guy who just lost your job and you got two kids, you're going DSA. So we're-- oh, OK. You're going to be like my job's gone. I will not-- my kids are going to eat. So what's the Republican party's answer going to be? They don't have one. They can't just be like, oh, we need to keep cutting taxes. No, no, the Republican party is-- Yeah, so they're going to have to do it. He've changed AI to SI. And now everyone's going to do it. So while people are losing their jobs, Trump's being like full steam. They have to have an answer. They have to-- The answer is the Democrats are going to foam into Civil War according to data Republican. They're going to have a massive influx of new members because of the massive loss of jobs that we are going to get hit by from AI. And you only need a small percentage of people to throw bricks through windows to overthrow government. Republicans don't have an answer there so far around the A-Ball. Yeah, I just-- I wish people understood. It's 11 out of 10. When I was on the phone today with another high-profile person who does social media. And I'm not going to call them out. They're businesses in business. But we were talking about how literally right now, if you're a media production company, you can fire 100% of your staff. Not joking, 100%. So you've got your social media-- let's say you're a newsroom. You're writers, gone. You get four agents from different platforms, and you have them all fact check each other, and argue in a Slack channel. And they will write an article that's better than any human can do with no days off. Then you want legal oversight. All of these things. We're checking the remaining precedent and loss. You're lawyers, everything. So you're going to end up with-- you could eliminate 100% of your staff. You'd likely want to keep one head of legal to look over everything, and they have to do very little work. One head of content, just to make sure. But we were talking about how-- if you're a company that produces content, like if you're a media company, 100% of your staff is replaceable as of this month, 100%. HR invoicing-- like, you don't even need HR anymore, because that's gone. You don't need people. Content sourcing fact checking, done automatic, script writing, automatic, even algorithmic, like trend tracking. So you can have three agents tracking growing trends and making predictions about what content is going to grow. While the others are sourcing content based on those metrics, well, and it's all automatic. You can literally tell these agents, when I wake up at 10am, I need 10 videos, produce, and ready to go for me to record. And here's the craziest part. For a lot of these people working on it, they don't even have to record. They say, and then create a voice track using 11 labs. It's-- I cannot impress upon people. So when I talk about this, obviously, it's from a media perspective, but imagine an insurance company. An insurance company right now can fire 100% of its staff. Yeah. Because the amount of money they would save would cover the cost of any fraudulent claims. So how many adjusters they got a higher to go and actually check the claims? Don't worry. You're going to save $50 million per year. So if you're getting $30 million in fraudulent claims, it won't matter, because you have zero staff, and you're already making $20 more by firing everybody. To be fair, then, you could spend an extra $5 million on adjusters and make sure you don't have any fraud and produce your costs. We're going to go to your rants and chats, smash the like button. Share the show, the Uncensored portion coming up in a few minutes. 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Christian Unc says, "Well boys, bio-ware is dead." The next mass effect is canceled. Go Woko Broke. I hope Xbox will buy the IP back and return it to an Xbox only game and use the methods that made the OTS success. - I bet Sony's been eating Microsoft's launch on the exclusive. - Well, the new CEO at Microsoft is pretty good. - Yeah, that seems so, yeah. - Declas says, "Phil, they're making beekeeper too." I mean, beekeeper too. - I mean, yeah, you've seen beekeeper? - No. - Oh, come on. - What's that? - So it's basically Jason Statham's a beekeeper. - Oh, okay. - And he goes around mass-occurring people. - Oh well, I mean, what are the rest of the stories? - I don't care where the rest is. - It's occupation, he's in the movie, he's killing people. - It's right. - As that occupation. - Rick Essay says, "I lost 45 pounds by only eating normal portion sizes and no booze, no soda." - Yeah. - Oh, wait a minute. - I lost five pounds this month. I'd go to wedding. And so, you know that suit that I wore for those that I've seen the Instagram when I was at Mar-a-Lago? It fit like a charm, it was beautiful. And then a month ago, it fit, but it was like literally on the line of not fitting. And I'm like, "I can't do it, I can't do it." It's like, it fits, but it's like, you're uncomfortable the whole time. And so, you know, one gram more of fat, and I was not wearing that suit. And so, my wife is like, "You have to fit in that suit." And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, so I'm doing keto." And it fit perfectly. - There you go. - And I looked in the mirror and I was like, "I look so good in this suit." You know, like maybe we should just start doing the show in suits. And just tell everybody, like, "That's right. We're in DC. Everyone's got to wear a suit from now on. New rule." - New rule. - I'm kidding, I'm not gonna wear a suit. - You lose their competitive edge. That's what people like, 'cause we're not wearing suits. - Yeah, like when I walk the other age. - Yeah, that's what it is. - I wear a suit. - I'll do a collar. It's, you are wearing a collar. - Yeah, I like doing that. - I'm wearing a collar too. - True. - What about a bow tie, Tom? - No. No. No, I'm wearing a collar shirt. That means, like, you can let me into your fancy restaurant. - I'm coming to the, oh, we're a shirt and a jacket and a tie, but I'm not, I'm still gonna wear jeans or shorts. I do bow ties and I'm going to church in the South. - Oh, yeah. - And then you're, if I do a normal tie. - There you go. - Yeah. - All right, let's grab some of these superchets. As I said, federalists is the real story is how Kenan and Kel was a minstrel show playing off of how low IQ the inner city was while being hooked on flavored sodas at Goodburger. What is Kenan even on about right now? He cashed those checks laughing. Wasn't like Kenan and Kel, he was obsessed with like orange soda or something? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I do, I do, I do. - Orange drink, orange. - Yeah, that's pretty funny, 'cause it's like, he's not mad at all. - He's not mad at all. - For people in the black community, do they laugh being like, we do love orange soda? - Did they do another Goodburger like two years ago? - Yeah. - And it like sucked, but they did it. - I mean, - I love orange soda. - Yeah, the most offensive thing to me about the racist tropes on fried chicken, watermelon and grape soda is that literally who doesn't like these things? You know what I mean? You might say, I'm not gonna drink grape soda, 'cause it's too sugary, but it tastes amazing and like honestly, it's one of the best flavors. And literally every country in the world, every people loves fried chicken. - Yeah. - So like, I think the real racist trick was to tell black people they couldn't have fried chicken because it was racist so that everybody else could. It's like the one race that's supposed to be embarrassed about eating fried chicken. - It's not a power through when I go to Popeyes and stuff, they're powering through. - I love Popeyes. - Just to say though, everybody loves Japanese fried chicken is great. - Yeah, I mean, the Japanese, just whenever they do something, they do it correctly. - I have a Korean fried chicken place, I mean, it's unbelievable. I've always preferred Popeyes to, I think Casey is kind of just boring. I like the spicy Popeyes. - Yeah. - Everybody, everybody is, everyone needs to go eat it gogi 92 in Leesburg. It's our favorite Korean barbecue restaurant. Every time I go, I eat like four bowls of kimchi. Like the Korean is just taking over. - Korean barbecue is like the Spider-Man he's turning into like a Venom or whatever. - And they come, and then they come over and they've got like the napkin over their arm and like a thing of kimchi, they slide and like Mr. Poole and they place it. I'm like, there you go. - They know it's up. No, I really like that place because the people who work there dress up like Akatsuki from Naruto. And I'm like these are my people it's nice, you know feel at home. Those are the villains They wear cloaks and they have like red clouds on them and they wear like the Naruto headband things And I'm like I will come here for are they like larping as Naruto? It's like independently like looks like it. No, it is a Naruto. It's cosplay. Oh, oh Yeah, I haven't seen him do it in a minute But like we used to go there all the time and they would just like dress up like the Naruto villains And I'm like I like this place. This is this is a place for me There is what I like when the restaurant with the waiters have a gimmick. Yeah, well, I didn't know Was it Dex last resort. I didn't know they were supposed to be mean to you. Yeah, first I was like, hey Let's grab let's grab one more before we go control WQ's as it is. You're welcome traditional media I and AI gave you something to talk about that's legitimate and useful for years to come add the fact that quantum computing is already over the horizon The for the help. I don't know what that means, but oh, yeah, the singularities here boys. Yeah, I hope you guys are ready You know, so like I was talking to the student of the phone and we were talking about how crazy AI has gotten and how You can literally automate 100% of a media business and then I was like, yeah, we're laughing now, but in six months even you and I were gone You'll be people like people like to look at people they can trust man Maybe you'll have an AI avatar of yourself and no one will know the difference I believe in six months. It will be and it'll be fast easy and possible for us to load all of the All we do is we say here's every episode of Tim Kest, IRL Here's the latest episodes You understand now what the thought processes of our guests are of our so make an episode and it will look Absolutely real and distinguishable just be like calling up guests and be like hey, we're gonna license you tonight Yep, we're gonna license you tonight. Yeah, and then we'll be like we'll give you a thousand dollars to use your likeness for the episode It'll get a millions of millions of views. It'll be great and then what we do is we charge some people Will be alike for you to thousand dollars get a pay us some controversy will come out of this where it'll generate a guest saying something they would never say and then They'll be like a backlash or I mean people when you put you people the AI has roadblocks on it to stop it from saying anything like super offensive I listen you say people want real people, but Anybody who's been paying attention to Instagram knows that Instagram AI influences are already taking over There's there's like three hundred right now. It's like I know and it's interesting. 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