Trump Officially RENAMES Lake Ontario To LAKE AMERICA w/ Rebeka Zeljko

The madman has done it. He has renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America. I guess he has authority to do these things. He did it with the Gulf of Mexico, making it the Gulf of America. And I guess because he got mad at Canada and they threatened to tariff and block everything in response to him wanting to tariff or whatever. So he changed the name of the lake, I guess, and he's got a big map of it. It's official. I wonder how long until Google Maps makes that change. So let's talk about that. Plus we got this weird video from Nikkaila, I guess her name is, she's a Democrat and she made this really freaky video where she runs and screaming about some fungly guy and it's supposed to be like Mean Girls instead. It's just very, very strange. And then we're going to talk a bit about the Democrats. They're doing well in the polls. But with more news coming out about Hassan Piker, he's addressing the controversy. Abdul Al-Sahian has put out a statement about it. There's questions about whether or not the Democrats can win with good polling because people don't want socialists. So they may just be generally up. But if in key areas, Democratic socialists win the primaries and people are going to want to vote for them, they're going to end up voting Republican. And then of course, the congressional Asian Pacific American caucus launched a racist, racist attack on this show. And I won't stand for it. So I am starting this show by calling for an apology from these members of Congress in the Congressional Asian Pacific American caucus. I am sick and tired of this Asian racism against mixed Asian people that exists. And I mean this, they would have never have condemned this show's comments and discussion on the internment of the Japanese had it been run by a full Asian. And I mean that. So you know, I covered it earlier today. 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After he took similar executive action last year to rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, Mexican officials lambasted the move and made clear they would keep using the old moniker. Google later announced that it's maps feature would reflect the name, the Gulf of America for American users. I just, it's, can the president just unilaterally rename things like this, I mean, I'm for it, whatever. I guess so. It's very powerful. Totally. What if he, what if you rename to tape? To take your bill. Okay. Yes, sir. Yeah. It's like total, like, like total hater move. I love it. He's getting under their skin so bad. It's awesome. I know because the canate, dude, they're just like mowling off and it's like, you have no leverage. Like, you know, when, like, China starts mowling, you know, even when like Kim Jong-un is mowing off, you're kind of like, you know, he does have like a nuke, but Canada, dude, you have like no chips and like, you know, I, like, there's some fantastic Canadians or beautiful people, but like, they're called canocucks for a reason. And I think we're like starting to see this unfold display because it was like Doug Forbes was like mowling off. I'm like, dude, he always melts off. I know. I'm like, relax. Like, what do you think you are? He still do a lot of cocaine. This is brother. His brother was the cool. His brother, I respect because everyone was like, I was like the first Canadian politician. I was like, this guy's awesome. Don't tell me. Wasn't he like, was he the one who did crack on camera? Yeah. Like, while he was mayor. Yeah. I thought that was Mary and Barry. I was like, and Trump also say he was way better. Yeah. It's like so true, by the way. That's like, that's the page read clear bills. But yeah, also like Lake Ontario is the one great lake when you're doing the pub quiz. And it's like named the five legs. That's the one that always trips people up. Really? Why? Is everyone gets the foredown? Oh, yeah. Mapquesta. Mapquesta exists. Oh, we got it. What? Why? Nobody knows. How? Who's funding this? It's just one guy now, probably. So the mapquests tweeted out, we're not changing it. Nobody cares. Yeah, no. They don't have the capacity. Yeah. The manpower. Nick Sorter brought. I thought you guys died in like, oh, six. Did you post this from Radio Shack? That's a good one. Wow. I just, I pulled it up. Mapquesta is real. But why? Yeah. Why is Mapquesta real? Do people. I'm not saying that. I checked it out. I don't think Google has changed it, right? They probably didn't change that either. They're still using Google. They call it the Gulf of Mexico. What do you do? Do something about? Well, I think, but I think we can do what we've been doing, which is ignoring them entirely and pretending they don't exist because they're irrelevant. It's us versus Mapquesta. I have to know, though, because I'm like, weirded out by this. What is the annual revenue of Mapquesta? I'll, like, low-key call it the Gulf of Mexico and, like, kick myself. There's probably still, like, yeah. I'm like, I've sailed the president. The amount that I refer to the Gulf of America is already so small. Wait. I don't know. It's owned by System One. What's System One? They say Mapquesta is its flagship internet utility with $37.2 million in quarter one of 2026 and 30 million in quarter two of 2026. Mapquesta is owned by the-- So, okay. But hold on. They operate Mapquesta, coupon, follow, start page, and its marketing platform. It was also on, like, fake. It's like GTA businesses. You know, I will say it was kind of, like, a strange moment for me, like when I was a little kid, all of the businesses I could see, even the distributors, you'd see, like, a warehouse and you'd be like, "Oh, that's where, like, the food comes from." And then I would, like, ride my skateboard down the street, and there's a train track. And then down the tracks on the south side of Chicago, there's this, like, distribution center where the trains can pull and get loaded up, and there's businesses I have never heard of, and they're massive. In the back, in this industrial park, and I just see people working, and I'm just thinking to myself, "Who the, works for these companies, and what are they?" Yeah. But the truth is, most businesses, no one's ever heard of, and you're like, "Whoa, look at this. Publicly traded with 10,000 employees. I've never heard of them." Well, there's all these kind of businesses that are part of other industries that you don't even think exist. And then it turns out, every industry is actually pretty small when it comes to everybody knowing each other within that industry. But you don't need to know about the, like, random, extra-logistics guys for certain kinds of, I don't know, produce. It wasn't like, shipping industries. It was, like, doc you sign had, like, 15,000 employees. I find that shocked. What? What? Yeah, and how are they paying for these 15,000 employees? Like I thought doggies on was free I was still a box and it's like 15,000 people think they make you buy the app I don't know I love it like small town America mom and pop businesses that have a name It's totally unrelated to what ever service or product they sell. There is a hot dog restaurant I found in Alabama called sneaky peets. Let's go. You're like what's sneaky about this row docuSign made 2.98 billion in 2025 What their products are electronic signature contract life cycle management and digital transaction management software They're doing data management on the on the low they have 6,838 employees They must be selling emails either selling emails. You know everybody always looks at media and they're like man You you I'm in the wrong business like no no media is not the business media is a cat You want to make some You want you want to operate a an unoperable unusable map site. You'll make 30 30 you make 10 million dollars a month Mm-hmm. They're doing 10 million dollars a month doing at what you know, you know, it is you know, it is though I bet old people use it. You think yeah app quest my grandfather uses it see we used like what road trip He's coming with like a binder. We used to do entire tours with map quest. Yeah, you'd you'd start the tour at whatever Then if you place the place to place for 30 days worth of how do you get from this venue to this venue? How do you get to from this venue to this venue? Yeah side Gbd says app quest likely skews older than Google Maps or Apple Maps What was that? Apple says that users do skew. Yeah, people are using Apple Maps like total bots. You got to use Google Maps It's where the energy is. Oh, I'll tell you about Apple Maps man anybody using Apple Maps like that's that's MPC detector Yeah, you're a bot because I can't tell you how many times I've been driving okay, I'm gonna give a shout out to Sean Buddy, you know, we love you, but Lord he used Apple Maps Mm-hmm. No, no, no wait. Wait. He was using ways wasn't he? That sounds that sounds easy ways So let me tell you the story we're driving from DC back out here to West Virginia And then after two hours of driving because I'm on my phone I'm like watching Spider-Man or something I just look up and it says like 40 minutes remaining and I'm like Hey, where are we and he's just like wow? We're 40 four 40 miles out or 40 minutes out And I look at the map and we had gone southeast. I was in the car. I was in the back That was the second time that happened. I heard about this second hand Oh, that was when we were in Miami, right was that when we're going back to yeah back up to no I'm talking about when I was in DC. Oh It happened a lot with ways. Yeah, and then what happened was One of our security guys was using ways and I was like do not use this because Like it's like three or four times now. We've gone the wrong way because it just tells you to be I don't know why it's like this will actually be faster if you go a hundred miles out of the way You know why and so then he was using Apple Maps and the same thing happened and I was like, you know I'm like I'm not paying attention to where they're going and then I'm like where? Where are we are using ways is like apple maps and I was like, oh my god, dude, you know what? Here you don't hear the red pill on ways early life. It's really what answer is really really. Well didn't Google buy it anyway Yeah, you know lying never loses its mane or what's Forget we love ways leopard can't change the spots I like ways because they have like custom voices, so I loaded the I love the accents. I loaded Arnold Schwarzenegger Apps, but I like him y'all on the background. There was this time. Oh, go ahead We were we were at this golf course in West Virginia and we're everyone's like all right Let's go. Let's go hang out at the casino afterwards. Well. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be fun. It's like a Friday night and I can't wait Oh, no, it wasn't a Friday. It was a Saturday. We were going we're going to dinner No, no, no, we went we went to dinner at the golf course and then we were gonna go hang out at the casino and Sean used ways and it sent us to Winchester and the casino's in Charleston. I don't know That's like a 40 minute drive in the wrong direction And so we're in the car and I just again, I got my phone and I just don't pay attention and I learned my lesson You're like dude. Oh my gosh, dude. He says at all I love it. We were we were lost in a my hero You know go to but yeah apple maps like total bot behavior Google maps is fire because the reviews are built in So you know you're getting like top shelf that it shows you where you actually are like and what direction you're pointed in those ways Not do that. I don't know. It's probably does and ways is like it's like a it's like a like there's other players Yeah, I heard telling about the traffic you can you can put stuff in the traffic that'll change the route other people's Public will get Frank people sabotage. So if you if you yeah exactly so if you put there's a cop here and then someone put no cops It'll make you go the wrong way. There's a Nepalese mudslide Because I'll use Google maps and I'll put in my route and I'll select my route because I know which the way I like to go and when I like I want to stop at the specific pizza place or whatever and then you'd be driving and it just changes your route Yeah, I think there should be a way to lock in your route. I that drives me crazy I've been on this kick lately where like someone I think it was like Gogans or something He's like if you're a man you should never get lost and it's like so true So like stop using the maps, but I was like in northern Virginia. I'm like I'm gonna like get to I'm gonna get to Arlington myself. I was like I'm gonna be like a man here, and then I ended up somewhere where all the signs were Just in Vietnamese like I don't know what happened. I could be Arlington. Is there a big Vietnamese? Wherever it was I got like stuck there and there was just Vietnamese people everywhere I was like my uncle died for this not to happen And I'm stuck so I just hopped on Google maps and got out of there. Yeah, or the thing where like Google maps automatically says Automatically turns off Take toll roads. Oh, yeah, and I've ended up being late because I'm like what the hell is going on? Oh, yeah, why am I on this road? I'm like dude. I'll pay the seven dollars. I don't care. I don't tell by plate now anyway, but but in this dude does anybody care about the tariffs? I don't think this can know where do they like exporting egg blocks? Didn't they? On our on like toilet paper and a bunch of stuff they they did pretty much tit for tat. They set up I want to I want to jump to this problem. I want to jump to the story and I want to say something to all the Canadians out there and I want hear me Okay, threatening the United States. I Do not accept this and this story shows the disdain the Canadians have for the American people Well, you check it out. Yeah, most of US aluminum comes from Canada industry says good luck replacing it. Oh, yeah, Canada Well, hear this you don't have any box site minds. We do the American government basically incentivize the destruction of our own refineries so that you could build them, but you Canada Import your box site from China and from other countries. I think Australia you then refine it at cheaper rates because your people need jobs and sell to us at Apprenium because our government sold us out, but I'm willing to bet with the launch of this new they got a new chip plan than Indiana Donald Trump and his administration With this it is opening the door for US refineries and I had an I had an argument with AI Because chat GPT kept trying to tell me no you can't do it in America and I said do we have box site you do can we open our Fineries, but it would be so expensive. I don't care invest in the American worker invest in the American people and then we can stop having to pay premiums So that they do labor we can do ourselves. I will say again They do not have the raw materials to produce aluminum. So why are we paying them to do it? Well, that's a good that's a good question But it is interesting how much disdain Canada has for the US when We're their largest trading partner and their prosperity is entirely dependent on their relationship with the United States even looking at the nation The entire population is just a hovered yeah across the American border But this isn't the only way that Canada has really been you know pissing on the US There was a the CBC the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, which is state-funded A memo went out from the direct senior director of journalistic standards Telling reporters and editors do not refer to the September 11th attacks as terrorist attacks And he said the hijackings led to passenger jet crashes That's this guy and not only that this guy is a professor of journalism at Concordia University He's well respected. He's got like a you know decades long career in journalism And he has told outright Canadian reporters and editors that the September 11th terror attacks on the United States Were not terror attacks but hijackings that led to plane crashes unreal Yeah, Canada's just and now like I remember when I was a kid. I'm not at all. I'm 25 And I remember growing up the joke about Canada was that it was like all white people Like it's like this obnoxiously white place, isn't it mostly and now it's like all Indian people And it was like literally in 20 years like what did you what did you guys do like it's almost like are you guys? Have you guys have you guys heard of the art conspiracy theory? The art conspiracy theory that I love conspiracy theories. Yeah You know this one's gonna be you don't say Should I save this for its own segment because it's gonna blow your mind? I kind of want to know right now. No, I'm not gonna tell you we're gonna talk about Canada And then in seven minutes. I'll talk to you about seven minutes guys. We have to wait seven entire minutes Yeah, cuz I want to give it its full full segment. I don't want to be a passing thought because I think it's interesting So anyway, Canada, you know, we're take we're renaming your like Because half ours anyway. Yeah, it's not theirs Did you see also there's there were a bunch of groups affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood that have been Intentionally infiltrating Canadian government including creating the vote Palestine movement in Canada and also Infiltrating academic institutions which isn't that surprising except they've been letting this happen It's like the goal is to create a caliphate in North America and Canada is gonna be there you know, North American mecca. - Hold us place. They could have just picked a little island. - I don't think they care. They don't care. - I mean, I gotta, I gotta balance. If I was going to invade a place, it would be Canada. - Really? - Yeah, I like the cold. Can you tell? - Sure. - Dude, I didn't do it. - I think they're with the beanie and the frail. - Look at this. We have the AC on maximum. We have two AC units. There's two of them. - Oh, the AC is the reason I've got this scarf on today. - The truth is actually though, it gets really hot because of the lights and the computer and the cameras overheat. So we actually, I don't know if you guys remember this when my camera shut off. I think like a year ago. - I was like my first week on the job. - Yeah. - I was like in charge of your camera. So I'm like, I'm gonna get fired on my first week. - We had to put a fan, there's like a box that holds the cables. We had to put a fan on top of it to blow onto the cameras. So we tend to keep the room cold for that reason. - There's one time I had to run around like in the open algorithm. - That being said, I would love to conquer the cold white. - Well, Canada is the biggest fumble of all time. This is a little known history here. And the '70s, Turks and Kekos, which is a British possession, voluntarily offered themselves up to the Canadians. The overwhelming majority of Turks and Kekos or whatever they're called, were like, yeah, let's leave Britain and join Canada. And this had been like a hundred year long kind of proposal to Canadians and British and talked about it. But the '70s, it was like on the Canadian's doorstep. But then like the Quebec nationalists like killed someone and so they all got like focused on that. And I was like, dude, you guys fumbled. Like if you locked in, you could have had like an island of paradise, all of yourselves. Instead, all the Canadian pensioners just go to Florida. - Yeah, they could have had their own like, Bahamas, Jamaica thing. - Yeah, so like these, we can't take these people seriously. They literally were gifted. Probably the best spot in the Caribbean. And they totally followed. - Well, not only did they go to Florida, but then they say that they hate the US and they hate Trump. And it's like, what the hell are you doing in Florida? - I know, that's like Trump and America just like light. - But not really because they also, I mean, if you look at what happened in Canada during COVID, you had an excessive crackdown. You had cops showing up at people's homes and Quebec dragging the fifth person out of the home who wasn't supposed to be there because of COVID rules. You had the crackdowns on the truckers, the debanking of those people. You had all of this stuff. And what did the Canadian population do? They took it. - True, Americans would never, yeah. - And Americans showed up in like, Michiganders showed up in Lansing with guns at the state house being like, you can't shut down our businesses, stop it. And they were called racist, but they showed up anyway. - Look at India, they drove around a lot. They went to the capital and-- - They did, they drove around. They brought their bouncy houses and they brought their kids and then they lost their jobs and got debanked and everything. But Canadians just keep sitting back and taking it. And one thing that happened during COVID also is they shut down everything, but they left all the weed stores open. - Yeah, nice. - You know? - I think it's funny how Canada like, and this isn't even me trying to be like root or anything, but like this is a very common. I think a lot of Canadians would even probably acknowledge true is their entire identity of Canadianness is based on insecurity that they're fairly identical to Americans. I mean, pretty much every sociologist across the world is acknowledged there's no two cultures in order to countries more similar than the United States and Canada. And we'll all roll our eyes. But when you think about the macro, that is broadly true. And so a lot of them are insecure, though. - Even still, it's pretty indistinguishable. It's just their politics are different. But insofar as like how they carry themselves et cetera, they have to be like, no, I'm actually Canadian. So their entire identity is based off of insecurity. And so what you end up happening is they have to signal that they're different than Americans. - And they're like Bostonians to New Yorkers. - Exactly. So what you ended up happening in their last election is Pierre Paulier of the conservative leader was like dominating in the polls. Like it was like a 20 point spread. And then Trump starts saying, look, oh, we're gonna invade Canada, it's gonna be funny. And they were just like so insecure that they're like, Pierre Paulier since he's vaguely conservative. That's just like the Americans. So we need to put a liberal's back in front. - He didn't go on Rogan and he like backed away from a lot of stuff. And I think he lost because he wasn't defiant. - Well, I think he lost because even if you were to find, I think the Canadians are just like, oh, no, he's conservative. That's like Trump. We gotta vote for the liberals. Like the Canadians just inherently have, this is the only reason why they have a monarch is it's not like out of this like based like, oh, we're anglos and we're keeping our anglo-traditions. They have a monarchy and like Trudeau has said this and basically paraphrasing is like, it's because the Americans don't have that. - You mean Katy Perry's boyfriend. - Yeah, Katy Perry's sidepiece. - Yeah, yeah, he's literally just like, the left, it's kind of weird in Canada, the right or more like Republican and the left or more like monarchists. And it's just because they're like, well, the Americans don't have one. So it's actually like anti-American. - Well, so they didn't want to fight a war against Britain. - Well, but their king also gave the land back to the Anishie bag. - That's right. - That's right. He literally gave the land back. - Yeah, he sure did. - The king declared that Canada sits on the unseeded territory of the Anishie bag people. Is that what it was Anishie bag? Was it the nation? - Something like that. - Basically, like we've not legitimately claimed this land is what he said. - So stupid. - And Native Americans have successfully sued to get their land back. - They forgot that. - That happened in British Columbia. - Yeah, they gave people's houses to the Native Americans. - That's right. - But they forgot to ask the Indian. - They're still going in court, but they're gonna lose their houses. - People from India did not sign up for that, though, and they're the true carriers of-- - Also the Chinese don't forget all the Chinese with their secret police station. - Yeah, the Chinese for the West Coast and the Indians for the East Coast has raised. - There's a bunch of Chinese Democrats that are mad at Ian. - Why? - Because he said they should be in turn if we go to war with China. - Yeah, they got really mad. But, you know, they're pretending. They're not really angry. - They're not angry at all. But I'm surprised that they didn't actually say anything about me, 'cause I was there and-- - Were you back there? - Well, the news article puts a picture of me up, and then they were referring to a MAGA podcast. They're like a pro-Trump MAGA podcast, and they didn't say the name of the show. I'm like, why would you even put a statement out if you're gonna have a name in the show? - Then they named you and Ian when me and Phil are coming up on here every day and we're like, so we should maybe do cranial measurements. (laughing) - Everyone's gotta go and say stuff like that. - Well, I suppose the issue is that you said maybe, so they're like, oh, that's fun. Is it maybe? Ian said we should. You said maybe. - Yeah, like I'm still not all the way there on cranial measurements, or Ian's like thousands, millions. - Well, I don't know about, like by race, but isn't it true that if you got a big brain, you're smarter? - Yeah, broadly. - That's why men have big brains than women. - Well, that's why Elon wanted all seats like this, because he wanted the kids heads to be bigger. - Yeah, is that what he said? - Well, I think that might've been ashi saying Clara, but that makes sense. - Let's do this. - Let's do this. - You were just talking about all of the Indians in Canada. - Oh, sorry. - And I was watching this video of a woman who was in India and she was like, it's disgusting. She's got this garbage and feasts everywhere. And there's something called the Ark Conspiracy. - What's the Ark Conspiracy? - You've not heard? - No. - Really? - I'm so in-- - Anyone? No one's heard of the Ark Conspiracy? - ARC? - No, ARK, like Noah's Ark. - Okay. - And the United States is the Ark. - We are the Ark? - So you've heard about the Conspiracy of Depopulation. - Sure. - The Ark Conspiracy Theory with all this war stuff bubbling up, and the flooding of the United States with people. The H1B argument is that there is a political faction that wants to take the smartest people from all these countries, bring them to the United States, then World War III happens decimating the populations of all the people who are left outside. So only the smartest people from all over the world living in the United States survive. - Well then we should go back still. - We should go back to smart people, 'cause we're not. - That's what I was thinking. - I don't know, it's a conspiracy theory. - Why don't you want to put the word-- - Probably not. - Not gonna be, like, wouldn't you put him like Botswana? It's gonna be like completely fine if there's a World War. - Yeah, my dad tells me all the time he's like, if there's a war you're gonna die immediately. Isn't that great? - Thanks. - No, no, that's true, 'cause like if there's like a zombie invasion, I want to be like-- - The last, I'm gonna say this. - You get nuked, you're done, you're good, it's instant. - DC is fine. DC is not getting nuked. - You don't think so? - No way. - Why we have the anti-missile. - I would make sure it's nuked, if you were over here. - Star Wars. - There's no point in-- - Star Wars. - Washington is not a strategic target because of the emergency escape tunnels, the subways that were built intentionally to withstand nuclear explosions, Mountweather and Raven Rock. It would be a, so if it's-- - Mountweather and Raven Rock was-- - You are not familiar. - No, I'm-- - These are not even conspiracies. - No, I'm a dumbass, I don't know anything. - Absolutely good news. - Mountweather and Raven Rock are the congressional and executive emergency underground bunkers. - Interesting. - And it's not like Congress is saying anyway. - Fascinating. - These are not conspiracies. - No, I believe it. - It was big news that they were renovating both Raven Rock and Mountweather, and they're like half an hour from here. - Okay. - You can take a stroll over and take a piece. - Is there like a tour? Can I like-- - I don't think so. Members of Congress, too, though. - Yeah, probably. - Yeah, how are you gonna ask, actually. - I mean, you have to run. - What's that? - Yeah, I mean, you gotta run. - I'm gonna run over to-- - No, run for Congress. - Oh, for Congress. - So here's the first thing. If-- - I think West Virginia needs me to repeat. - If it's true that we get into a war where like, every single newt from every country is firing everywhere, well then every city is getting newt. But if you get into a real war scenario, and they're going to be launching nukes at strategic targets, that Washington, D.C. is not a real target. - Right. - It may have been 50 years ago. But now with the emergency bunkers, they're like, what are you gonna do? You're gonna wipe out a metro that doesn't do anything. They've got emergency bunkers all over the place. They're still gonna operate. They're gonna op it underground. You wanna target the air force bases, the military bases. You wanna target like, I'd imagine they'd go after Hampton Roads. - What about New York? - Or Fort Eustace? - New York's cook. - I was gonna say, what would you do? - Because they got rid of all the nukes. - I don't know how to answer New York. - Civilian population centers are extremely valuable to those who win. - With the infrastructure and everything. - Blowing up a train depot. Like blowing up grand central makes sense, but the majority of New York doesn't. That's why grand central's main control is hidden in a secret. Like, apparently there's like a false wall like a secret passage that leads to I believe that because during well crazy underground and in Grand Central, but they did it because they didn't want spies to be able to find out how to turn off the trains and disrupt the US economy. So again, if they're like, we're bombing every city everywhere, of course, mattress are getting bombed. But if it's actual war and they're like, no, we want to control New York City. They don't want to wipe it out. They want those people to do labor for them. Right. So I'm going to go after military towns. Military towns will be the principal targets. Oh, so San Antonio is going to like glow in the dark. Well, well, so our biggest I think would probably be Hampton Roads, where you've got Fort Eustace over here. Well, this idea that like we have to defend Grand Central, if there's a nuclear fallout, these commuters have to get back to Connecticut. So this arc conspiracy, who would be in charge of it? Who would be the powers that control such a thing? You know, as it goes with conspiracy theories, these things are not typically well thought out. Well, sure. It's just someone. We're going to imagine it. I'm sorry. I'm big imagination about it. If there's a nuclear war and everything we know gets destroyed, I don't want to be around for that. No cheese. It's no clash of clans. I'm like, what? No, no, no, no, no. Clash of clans goes down. There's a 50% chance you'll never see a man the show again. Right. Like it's yeah. It's pretty low. I know, but it's like, dude, it's like some things are bigger than life. So actually, this is this is I'll pull this up. The map of US military bases. So you can see Washington certainly has like offices in some operations, right? You've got, you know, down here, you've got Andrews. That's right. Yeah, but the Pentagon is not the actual. It's very administrative. Don't get me wrong. It's legit. But remember, NORAD, they moved NORAD. They have deep underground bases. Dums. It's one of the reasons Trump wants to build this massive underground complex of the White House. So DC definitely, it's got it's got targets, but you've got bigger targets in and around that are going to go. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So they'll like go to bomb balls. Yeah, maybe, maybe oh my gosh. Who got your first? Yeah, here you go. You've got a lot over in in Hampton Roads. It's like you can Memphis. It's like like you've got much bigger installations and operations elsewhere. We don't, you know, like look at the size of the operation in the city versus outside the city. It's always the news. Yeah, say well, I just, I think, I think people, when people think about nuclear war, it's very surface level first order thinker. Like, oh, they'll probably bomb a city. What does bombing a city do for winning the war? Yeah. I mean, if I break the population out, maybe for me, I get Langley, they'd probably go after the Pentagon because I mean, look, even if you don't take out like Chicago and Dallas and Atlanta. Why did the 9/11 people? They just went after that because they weren't military. They were looking for high casualty. Yeah, look at New York. They looked the world trade center at the center of like American world. You know, there you go. New York's got very little. So what is the military value of bombing a civilian population? Like New Queens. No Americans killed. American casualties zero. Queens is gone. Three million dead zero. Geez, man. I think it's entirely plausible. They would. But if you take a look at the surrounding area, Baltimore has got, you know, they're going to want to go after weapons. And the other thing too is DC is probably way too fortified with surface to air missiles and countermeasures for warheads. So thinking mathematically and strategically, you want to like again Atlanta, Chicago and Dallas major air hubs. Yeah, right? Yeah. Well, because Baltimore is easy. You just send a few Indian tankers in. They'll take all the infrastructure. They're going to go after they're going to go after long runways. Anything that could launch a B 52 like Tyler Perry's house. Anything that would Tyler Perry's done. Tyler Perry's house is. He's got a runway. Oh, does he? Yeah. Okay. No, they'd go after like I said, they'd go after long runways. You can where you can launch B one Lancers and B 52s. They obviously have to go after the heartland because that's where the nuclear silos are. And I mean, like there's enough, there's subs with enough nuclear missiles that are constantly on patrol and that like it would be hard for them to get. I looked it up to subs. I heartland. No, they they just go over the North Pole. I looked it up and I stand by Hampton roads. Not just Hampton roads, but Norfolk has the, it's the largest US Navy base in the United States. They go after North Pole. And you can look at Virginia Beach. You just see they've got a lot of operations down there. Plus you've got Army and Navy and what do they have? They have Navy. They've got Army and they've got Air Force all in this area. It's very, very Virginia's where the East Coast seals are station or, you know, Norfolk or Virginia Beach is where the seals are stationed in the East. Well, there's East Coast and West Coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't the US have like the three largest air forces in the world? Yeah, the Air Force. The Navy and the Marine Corps. The Marine Corps. The Marine Corps, yeah. I mean, it's pretty wild. It's playing GTA 6. You finally catch a break in the military and then you just get nuked. You get wiped off the map. I don't know. I mean, if you're, if it's not ground zero, you don't know that happen. Well, like Norfolk, that's like one of the biggest metrics that's not been NFL teams. They might just not bother. Yeah. They haven't WNBA team though. That's true. That's a pretty valuable asset. Yeah. That's point. Yeah. The only famous person I know from I think for all Williams is from the Norfolk area. That's basically it. It was going to write the soundtrack to the new despicable me. Norfolk does not have a WNBA team. No, I didn't. The closest team is the Washington Mystics in DC. Oh, yeah. Washington Mystics. Oh, I got to say, they'll probably hit DC just for like the aura purposes though. Provides reasons. Yeah. Well, I mean, the black stones, a big target. Here's four pick lefters. They're going to go after Langley. They can use, they probably use one nuked to get Langley and the paint on MapQuest here, Tim. No, this is US military. This is this is our, our question. We'll all be on MapQuest after the nuke. Yeah. It's almost like flattening the national mall. America has no more monuments. That would kind of suck demoralizing. But I think the challenge with DC is it's DC is going to be heavily fortified with countermeasures because before the age of the internet, if you blew up DC, the government was gone. And there'd be like we cotton. There would be like, you know, cotton measures because then they're all out of town. No, there's no one to organize and they'd be in disarray. And communication will be difficult. Designated survivor. It was the HUD secretary like became president, but then he turned out to be like a lib tard. That's what I'm scared of. That's actually a good question. If DC gets nuked, where does the government operate? Yeah, go down the good on the chance like a park ranger is not president. We're just talking about the we're just talking about the continuity of operations. Let's see. Historically, they would go to Ravenrock and Mountweather. It's like the graphic controller and Ottawa Illinois is now the president of the United States. He's like, check it out, it's phone. Mountweather, you know, it's like in a mountain, right? Like inside of it. Indeed, it's called Mountweather because it is in a mountain. Wow. Let's see. Well, that was a weather renovations call it valley weather, throw them off. Valley weather. Anybody want to ride it? You know, let's see. There was big news on this. We we covered it when it happened. Oh man, was that was that 2017? Wow. That was 2017. That's a while ago. Yeah. It's eight years ago. I remember my great grandfather. He lived in central Illinois and he says he remembers on 9/11 when Bush got flown from I think Iowa back to Mountweather and he said he watched Air Force One fly above them. Like that'd be pretty cool. This was posted nine years ago. Has anyone noticed the military installation of Mountweather? Other signs warning people, blah, blah, blah. And then if we go back, you've got this one on the app latch and chale severer, like some guy got slimed out. He's like, Oh, is that a restricted area? The friends of Blue Ridge Mountain wants to make sure you were aware of the expansion at Mountweather. Oh, exciting. Yeah. And then there's also the Cheyenne Mountain complex. See, there's things we just know about. They got to get different names. I instantly know that Cheyenne. Yeah. I was going to say. Yeah. The Cheyenne Mountain. Check this out. This is so cool. I know about this because I watched Stargate SG one. And this is where they operate out of. And this is the shot they show. I would they put a sign. See, this is what I'm saying is, if you know about it, it's not where they're going. True. Yeah. You know, big neon sign government. Are you? You'd hope so. That would be like if you could like, could you imagine if your chickens actually knew where you lived? Like they can't even comprehend what you're doing. Right. I mean, that's what you got to get Bugs Bunny. He paints a fake tunnel in the Chinese military, like flies in and they hit it and blow up and we were more. Yeah. That's it. Just the Xi Jinping. She should ping is personally flying the plane. Yeah, because Darth Vader did that in the first hour. He sure did. He popped on the typhine. That's right. I'm going to handle this myself. That's right. He might just give that up. Kirk would do that too. Kirk would do that. Yeah, that's true. Yes. Yeah. So anyway, the theory is that with World War three gearing up with the depopulation agenda, if they were going to depopulate everybody, they wouldn't want the smartest people to get caught up in it. Right. So they're basically like, they're doing all these H1Bs and like OVs as to bring all these smart Indians and, you know, Nigerians and whoever, all to America, plus a good handful of Honduran farmers. Then when the war breaks out, all the rest of the population is reduced to 500 million. There will be 200 million of the smartest and hardest working individuals in one place. Well, it seems like the office is happening. We're ready. Are they sending their best though? We're draining all the dumbest people to America. So then when America gets blown up, the rest of the world is. Well, actually, there's been some really weird stuff like in the 80s, 70s and 80s, it was determined. by the powers that be that the United States was going to have more doctors than they would have people that the doctors could treat, right? More doctors and patients. So they decided to put a limit on medical school admissions and to limit the construction and creation of new medical schools. And then what happened, of course, is the population grew and there weren't enough doctors. And that's when we started importing all of the Indian doctors. But the problem is then there's now not enough doctors in India to treat Indians and the medical, yeah, and the medical schools still haven't caught up. So we still don't have enough doctors in the United States. - Am, did you guys hear about this story from, well, it's going viral and there's no principal source. Did China really warn citizens not to talk to aliens, the viral 2026 message explained? So people started posting these crazy videos saying that Chinese state media put out a warning to what citizens not to respond if aliens tried to contact them. Well, everybody started freaking out, being like, why would China do that? And the truth is, they did. - They did say that. - The Chinese state media put out a message saying something in effect of do not respond if aliens contact. - Were they just trying to creep everybody out? What was going on? - A non-governmental agency issued the updated guidelines for the search for extraterrestrial intelligence program, the SETI program, which stated that if you are tracking aliens and they contact you, the protocol is not to respond, but to contact the government in the UN, once you get these proper consultations, a decision will be made as how to respond. This then made its way, it was posted by this non-governmental agency, which gets posted by a local news organization, and then finally picked up by state media as a statement, these are the guidelines. It really happened, but the thing is, everybody immediately assumes, in their mind, they're imagining like Xi Jinping is like, a guy rushes to him, he hands him a letter, and he looks at it and it says aliens have made contact, and he goes, we must warn the citizens not to talk to them. Or they're assuming that like aliens are snatching people up and sending them messages. When it was actually just the updated protocol for SETI, so it really did happen. And now what the funny thing is, you've got these fact checkers being like, it never happened because they sound sensational. They're saying it didn't happen, but it did happen. So the real question I suppose is, is there a possibility? China wanted to have their state media put out a message 'cause I mean, it is the government doing it. - Sure, I mean, probably they wanted to distract everybody from something else. - The conspiracy theory is that they're going to have either real or fake disclosure very soon. And some say the fake disclosure is very watchman-esque, so that everybody unifies against an alien threat. But there are a lot of these conspiracy theorists, there's like, have you guys seen the published timeline for disclosure that's going viral? - No. - You guys, I read literally everything, I had nothing but this stuff all day every day. Yeah, there's a timeline for disclosure that somebody published, it looks like a government document. And it's basically outlining these things are in the timeline of what they were going to do. So you get like, and you get like the government releases, then you get the official UFO sightings, like Ukraine's sighted UFOs on the moon. So they're slowly giving us up to claim it. They're aliens. - Didn't US kind of already soft launch that though? They've been releasing all the UFO files and it's like-- - That's the point, that's in the timeline. - Yeah, but there's not much in there, really. - Yeah, I watched and I was like, ah, maybe. - Yeah, I'm just not seeing. - And then I just didn't, I didn't feel it. Didn't do anything for me. - It's just even Miller being like-- - A lot of people are saying that what they're doing is, and I would be surprised by this, they're slow rolling information on UFOs that were bored with it. And everyone's just like, yeah, I saw those videos of the UFOs, I don't know. And then 10 years from now, when there's UFOs flying around, they'll be like, I mean, these things have been here forever. - Right, it's kind of like the surveillance state, it's like piece by piece, we give up our perceived freedom and agency to a surveillance state, so that at every step of the way, we just acquiesce over and over again, and then we don't even notice. - That's why they keep doing flyovers. They're trying to normalize it. So that one day in the formation, there's just a UFO, and you're like-- - Look at this, nothing like anything. - It's like the alien will show up. You're like, I don't know, can you play running back? - Right, yeah. - You're like, good at football. - Yeah. Or we'll just be like, no, you don't have a visa, get the hell out. - That'd be awesome, we just deport him. - Mm-hmm. - You're deporting, where would we deport? - Right, back to Alpha Centauri. - We'll be the third time, we'll send him to the Congo. - We'll be the third time. - They're trying to eat me. - There was another really good, I'm full of the conspiracy theories, guys. You gotta read this stuff more, it's fun. - It's the gold gun from Fort Knox, you know about this. - There's gold, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry. One of the reasons for the conspiracy theory is the emergence of all these we buy gold stores. - Gold is an element, like it is in space. It's not like gold is only on earth. - Yeah, and also if they went and they took all the gold, they'd go around Memphis, people you miss and teeth. So you would know that they took it. - Yeah, I'm clearly not sure. - That kind of stuff, like gold teeth just get raptured. - Oh, I have aluminum, Canadian teeth, like, oh, crap. - Yeah, so I think it's, I think it's all just a bunch of hogwash. - Yeah, like aliens are real at all. - Like I said, well, you don't think aliens are real at all. - Do you think that we're the only people, we're only, we're the only human always in the universe? - So the guy that was just off puts, might be aliens, the occupants were weird. - Are you guys not on threads? - Yeah, I'm on threads. - You gotta, I just opened the app right now. And this is the first thing I recommended. From GB, GB314. That's, in 100 years, after it's far too late, it will seem incomprehensible that we did not simply kill the 35 to 40 people directly responsible for destroying the planet. That's what you get on threads right when you pop the app open. - When I pop the app open, it says, Tim Poole is on threads. - That's literally, yeah, that's what happens. - Well, 'cause I just saw threads and I'm like, there's another one. - I never was meeting these clientsy people in real life. And I'm like, did you go on threads? And it's like, oh, they're everywhere. - Yeah, that's where they are. - Here's one, I guess Trump conspiracy theorists were right again, Barry was an illegal president, which means all the garbage he passed her side is illegal, and you Democrats got played as usual. - That's on threads? - The threads is amazing. - That's what threads is. - A left place. - So we were talking about the lowest person. So on Battlestar Galactica, Laura, who was the president, she had been a minor cabinet member in the education department, but she was the highest official who was surviving in Battlestar. - Steven in accounting and Tacoma is now the president. Texas phone, he's like, what? - Yeah. - And then there's a video of a Nepalese dam exploding. - That was crazy. - That was crazy. - You saw what it happened with that, right? It was like a glacier, broke. - It was like an avalanche. - It's called the Yokehops. And then also a landslide was happening at the same time. - Yokehops. - Yeah. - Yokehops. - Yokehops. - Like a apocalypse, but yokehops. - I think it's, it's a. - It looks like a busted up the Nuremberg drives. - You know, I can tell you why I'm, you know how I know what yokehops is, Phil? - The magic card. - It is a magic the gathering card. Quite literally describing exactly what happens. A glacier broke, which then fell down with the water and slammed into it with that massive amount of mass. All at once, it just forced this massive flood ripping through like crazy. Indeed. - God, that's a magic with us. - Pick it up. It's not a particularly good card. Meh. - Why is it going to be a card? - Well, it's not bad. It's a board wipe for sex, so it could work in commander. - I think there's probably alien state. I think there's probably people. Other, other existences. - On the moon. - Just the problem is everyone. - Probably, but I'm like, I'm not convinced. - Are we really supposed to believe the moon is the perfect size just to block the sun, you know? - Come on. - It's not hollow. - Let's get whimsical, whatever happened to whimsy. Everything's gonna be explained now, you know? - I can't wait to just wander. - It's what I've been saying. Like I purposely don't do all this stuff. I'm just like, I don't know. 'Cause like, I want my kid when he asks me. I'm gonna be like, hmm. - You don't look like Lindsay Clancy apparently Googled all of this crazy stuff. - That's holy, that's so-- - They're like, it was the hospital. - For sure. - But you slime out your kids and no one knows. - She was Googling how to, you know, take yourself out. She was Googling that. She was Googling the distance to the restaurant that she suggested her husband. - Yeah. - Just in her husband, go pick stuff up at. And apparently the husband was like, well, let's go to these closer places. She had to, he worked from home. She had a country club membership. She had a nanny. She had 18 months of maternity leave. - What was that? - I was going through all this. Where was the nanny? - The nanny, they let the nanny go after her third child who's born because she decided to stay home with the kids. Because she had that option. - 18 months. - Yeah. - That's wild, yeah. - And then a male voice. And also, she only heard the voices then. And she never heard them before or since. - They stopped. - They stopped at the time of the, you know. - Right, because of the point of an insanity defense. - Yeah. - You were found not guilty by reason of insanity. Oh wait, you're not insanity anymore. You're free to go. - Right. - That's stupid. She's still taking she's still taking some of the medications that her defense team is claiming made her crazy in the first place This is she should be fired. This is why out of a cannon. Oh, that is true. Yes. This is why I'm pro AI because AI psychosis could have saved her Because she would if she got the AI first and they'd be like, oh, you got to take all the copper wire out of your And that would have saved she wouldn't have their kids will still be alive But instead she would have told it would have told her that she was solving mathematical equations never before seen Yeah, and she would have she would have run until like a university with like scribblings of nonsense Yeah, she don't be like on an edge of sketch all day like doing math for us would have saved her tea Then we need AI psychosis there. So Kosis is like actually saving people from Guy who thought is a true story. There was a guy's like a trucker and Chachi bd convinced him that he was solving all these math problems And he was a genius. Yeah, and then I guess he tried to go to like university and they were like these are like Ravings of a madman. What are you doing? Confirms what it confirms. So you already believe we got to pull this up my friends. We got this story from the Boston Globe They jurors have begun deliberating deliberating the fate of Lindsey Clancy. I'm gonna go ahead and say right now I don't know a lot of people don't want to hear it. They I believe they're going to acquit Lindsey Clancy. How many women are on the jurors? Nine to lady nine women on the board. Oh, she's getting a piece going home. Boy, he's going home They said they are told not to look at anything. I don't know if they're no. Oh, man, but yeah, they get to go home They were sent home they were sent home today before they made a decision the longer it goes on the better it is for the defense But yeah, I mean I oh, this is another story. Yeah, so people are calling us on the copy kit. There was another Your heart Carolina she killed her five-month and three-year-old daughters in North Dakota was charged. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean is it a copycat because it's like Yeah, no, but when was this? No, no, but I mean like hold on when to the Lindsey Clancy story get big in the press because if it was before she did it Then it's like wow, that's crazy. Well, she did it and it was January 2023 So it's been a while and it definitely when this lady killed her kids. Yeah, Clancy. All right, Clancy did it But the women supporting Clancy when did that start because that the question is was this in woman influenced it's like two weeks ago Maybe I thought it was I mean I do this all the time on August 6 she killed her kids Jill the the trial started at the end and like I got to be honest. I got to be honest. I have I have a compromise. I have a compromise with the Liberals You know, they like to bring up that guns kill kids And it doesn't matter that most gun owners are peaceful The threat of guns is too much even for one kid isn't one death too much I agree and so I propose we ban all guns And women aren't allowed to have custody of children Liberals you have 24 hours to resource This is the compromise we can bury the hatchet and focus on other things You know, the sad reality is they're probably going to be like oh, that sounds fantastic Yeah, we were gonna do we're gonna abort the baby anyway, so it's the pool MOU I mean, I think that there's something to be said for the same people who are supporting abortion don't think there's a big deal in killing a five year old It's like just a couple years to pass. This was so obvious When all these women came out and many of them are liberal defending Lindsay Clancy I said this is the natural evolution when when Northam Said that they would abort a living birthed baby and that literally happened And you know the problem is default lips don't believe when you tell them that Northam went on the radio and said the baby would be delivered It would be made comfortable And then the mother and the doctor would decide what to do that's ridiculous. You're talking about Killing the baby after it's born human life Well, once they had those conversations and they had said we should legalize At birth abortions this was the obvious next step for like who would do that? You would do that you free also these women who are supporting Clancy who literally have to set up their cameras They've just set up their food. Yeah, they have to get the anger right so that they can stand off to the side and Then they have to like yeah, they have to like go into they have to go If to go add captions they have to edit it and then they have to post it It's like just go out to put the music on it. It's always at the hands made tail music over it and you're alive Handmaid's tail is the left the left of the handmaid we keep their pro key job their pro abortion their pro surrogacy That viral parody video which one some some young women made where she like she grabs her cat And then she puts she turns the camera on and then she likes looks at steps back and she goes So hard and she goes oh that was a good one And then she's like typing in and he goes oh dordesh Yeah, or the the vanity fair reporter who was writing a profile of Clancy for vanity fairs Because she was friend. Oh, yeah, we're childhood friends together. And she's like And winking in court You know, and then she made a bunch of selfie videos from like her hotel room where she just seemed drunk and crazy She's like, I just forgot to do my out of all Put down your phone. She was like posting when then deleting them. I was like dude. This is not This is not okay. Oh the women outside who were like same that could have been us are like accidentally admitting that They are also incapable of like regulating their emotions my thing is and or their homicidal For all of these women like they need some checks on their kids to make sure that everybody's like But the logical conclusion of being like I can't handle myself like I'm just like Lindsay is like okay Well then you can't handle any important decision making like I don't know Yeah, but then they're like or the kids these conservative commentators and they're like men need to step up These women just want to be led clearly Her husband was there. He was there. He worked from home. Yeah, he was present like she had to wait for him to get out of the house She could undertake this horrific action and I thought it was justified. This is something you were posting about him the You know breaking up with your girlfriend because she supports Clancy now, you know, I remember You know people would be saying oh if you're if your husband supports Trump you have to break up with him You know it's terrible, but I think there's a big difference because in this case you actually can fear that this woman is going to kill your future children Why would you want to have a child with a woman who believes child murder is justified? That's totally out of control and it's permeated the culture in a way that like I haven't really seen before I was talking I was catching up with a friend who's friends with a divorce lawyer who was telling him like yeah I've had like a dozen people a dozen guys come like circle back to me about divorce proceedings and being like My wife is very sympathetic to this lady Lindsey and it's like very common It's not like it's not a non-zero amount of women who were like it was Patrick Well, this is those are themselves out of windows. I think insane. This is why we had the Salem witch trials You know real wasn't too bad and she was I just want to just just just just budget I woman murdered her three kids in a very brutal planned and horrific way And there's a bunch of women dancing around celebrating it. I'm pretty sure if it was like, you know way back when Something like that happened the dudes would be like okay, they're nuts. They're not there. They've gone mad Yeah, now I'm not suggesting the Salem witch trials were a good thing I'm saying the guys back then would be like yo But then we came up on charges as well during the witch trials too And I think probably that could be the case now We'll come out and we'll say oh, you know Maybe there's like a bit more nuance to the Salem witch trials and then like the Democrat witch coalition will come out and be like We said we should technically get the bitch in that like ten year old girl about the Salem witch trials at like at the What was the ag thing that they had on them all the the state fair? Oh, yeah, they were like hosting debates at the state fair And it was literally Michael Knowles telling us ten year old girl about why the Salem And there's and you like pan the camera and just be loving heat stroke I was so crazy It was like an f1 race in the background. It was a move I think Salem feels like a very I don't I think Salem is a very dark place the times I've visited Salem it feels horrible there I don't like it they missed a few Yeah Well, that's the meme we are the descendants of the witches you didn't burn I just that's the meme they post I do think that there there has been Some push back from moms who don't hate their children posting Photos and stuff online of like their time as Poe in postpartum And I've liked that pushback like hey, it actually doesn't suck. It's great. So I didn't kill my kid see I didn't kill them I didn't do really even thought about it. It's great Yeah, I've liked that I didn't scratch the it Oh my goodness See you don't have to kill them you don't like come on now I just I I find it so Unfathomable this attitude and I think that there's I think I should hope that there's most women who look at this and Think it's just unfathomable. Well the crazy thing is like we've all kind of know It's just been like the most obvious instance where women are acting this hysterical And yet you will literally have pundits go on TV and be like men are radicalized there the men aren't okay And it's like the women are literally being like same Lindsey and it's the man. Okay. Oh, it's so I just looked it up Sarah Good is the sale of materials was an impoverished beggar who quarreled with people and refused with people who refused to her assistance, it's weird. Sarah Osborne had been involved in a controversial inheritance dispute that violated social expectations by living with a servant before marrying him. Bridget Bishop had a reputation for being argumentative and had previously faced accusations of witchcraft. To Tuba, that's the name. - Tuba was the. - Participated in fortune telling related activities according to some contemporary testimony, although exactly what she did before her interrogation is disputed. - She was hanging out with a bunch of teenage girls who were. - This is open and shut. That's what we're for. Great work. - It's clear cut. - Yeah. - So the point is, like, so here's, I went on to LGBT and I said, were the Salem witch trials legitimate? Did the women do things to warrant trials? And it said, no, none of the women actually practiced witchcraft. And I said, I didn't ask if they practiced witchcraft. And it goes, oh, you're right. I interpreted your question too narrowly. You were asking whether they had done something that resulted in some kind of legal proceeding, yes. So I'm gonna stress this. Co-habitation's been illegal in this country forever. It's still legal today, which don't enforce against it. Go back up on her years. A man and a woman who are not married living together was, like, insanely illegal. - Yeah. - Not saying it was a good thing that I'm asking, like, did people violate the laws of their day? - I love that that's Chad's response 'cause you could ask Grock, like, why did we stop the Salem witch trials and it would be like, I don't know, actually. That's a good question. Oh, beats me. - You've seen this Lindsey stuff. It's crazy. - Yeah, Grock is just, like, just a chiller. - God, I don't know, I'll read an email. - Say, I'll deserve it. - Yeah, Phil, that's your area. I mean, were the women around there crazy unusual? - Not crazy, or the unusual. - Like, I'm just saying this, if the Lindsey clanses of porters were dropped back in time, they would all be like, - At the same time. - Horrible fates. Because, I mean, it's like unmarried, childless women, they'd be like. - With cats, with cats. - Yeah, you're a witch. - Oh, definitely. - With their familiars. - That's where that comes from. - You know what, you're not a wonder if there's like, there's like a bunch of dudes sitting around, like having a drink. And they're like, you know what I can't stand? There's like these women. They're not getting married. They're not having kids. Instead, they're having cats. And they're treating the cats like babies. And the guy's like, you know what we should do? We gotta put a stop to it. Yeah, but how? I mean, it's not illegal to have a cat. (groans) Cats are a witch thing, right? - Yeah. - Or make a witch thing. - Right. - Yeah. - It could be illegal. - It's the same thing. - Yeah, the essential oils. - Modern potions, yeah. - They're literally just like taro colors. - Oh, and they burn. - Oh, and astrology? - Well, astrology is satanic. We knew that already. - Oh, and the tapestry. - Oh, he was a gem in it. - It's like the Beatles albums, you know? - Oh, yeah. - That proves it. - Then it's Helter Skeelter backwards. - Yeah. - The whole thing. - Yeah, the blind yards. (laughs) - I'm gonna call the Salem Police Department tonight. Go like, boys, I got a, I got a pitch. I got a pitch. - You know it'd be a fun movie. That would just piss me off. - They're in it off, I know. - I, in Massachusetts, he finds like a buried book, and it's the true history of the witch trials. And like, all of the women are actually just like, they were serial killers and lunatics and murderers. But the government covered it up, 'cause they were like, we can't let everybody know these women were murdering everybody, and then the witch is actually one. - Wait, so we're the confederates, actually like, based like allies, they were-- - The confederates were way later. - Oh, he's no murderers. And he's killing these innocent women. (laughs) - Yeah. - We gotta go get him. - I'm sure that was just one hundred years later. - Yeah, but they're still thinking in terms of hearings, and they're like, we gotta get up there, and liberate those poor angels. (laughs) - That's what's going on. And then since the confederates lost the Northerners rewrote the history, and they're like, oh, they had slaves or something. - Actually, that would be a funny movie. You know, they did Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You could do a movie where it's like part two is Abraham Lincoln gets bit by a vampire and it's turning. And then these generals from West Point watch it happen, and they're like, we gotta get out of here, and they go to the South, and they hold an emergency meeting where they're like, the government in the United States has been taken over by vampires. They got Lincoln, and they're like, we have no choice, but to secede. And then Lincoln comes out with a veil covered in the sun, so the sun doesn't get on him, and he's like, we have to go to war, and then he only comes out at night, all dressed up at night. That'd be a fun movie, right? - Yeah, nice, yeah. - Yeah. - And he wears the hat to shield himself from any, any remaining stuff. - That's why he wears that. This is a really wide brim. - Yeah. - Like, for good times, he comes at it noon, so it's always casting a shadow straight down. - Yeah, Lincoln's going after Clancy. We gotta get up there now. - That's what civil war, civil war vampires are doing. - The program that in seedance probably. - Civil war. - Oh, that's a good idea. - Civil war vampires under sounds like that movie. - There's like a mirror that they can't see as reflection. - Michael B. Jordan. What was that movie? And it was like up for Academy, the reason why. - Oh gosh, with Haley Seinfeld. - I don't know, but it was basically, if Seinfeld. - It was basically, it was about, it was about like, it was about how white people are vampires and you have to kill them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. - But it was actually a fun movie. - We're missing it. - That's what I heard. - I really was like, it's kind of good. - We need the Seinfeld episode. Where George accidentally starts dating a girl and then turns out she's a Clancy supporter. - Oh, that'd be it. - But John, she supports Clancy. He's like, oh no, Jerry, I gotta break up with her. She's got the Cornells right now. Or because it's George, she'd be like, well, I wasn't planning to have kids, so it doesn't matter. - She's got a point, he's like, good, George, no! What are you doing? She's gonna kill your kids! - Who wants kids anyway? - Well, that's George, he doesn't want kids. - That would be an awesome, and then the side-- - Although there was that episode where he was all excited that his boys could swim. - And then the side plot is Kramer's collecting the male imbalance that just got rolled in Val and he's saving it for a future election. Him and Newman, because Newman works at the post office. - Yeah. - There's so many. - Yeah, Elaine goes on a date and turns out it's James O'Keefe. - Right. - But she doesn't recognize him until she sees the like TikTok later. - We got to get NBC on the phone. We're gonna restart the show. What's her name, Haley's sign? - I think you should probably get it. You'd have to get it. You'd probably have to get Jerry on the phone. You'd be like, Jerry, you gotta come back. - Jerry, I gotta level with you. This Clancy stuff, this is gold. We're missing all of it. - Gold, Jerry. - Gold, it's so good. - Do you think has SNL done anything on the Clancy stuff? - Oh no. - That would be so good. - They actually started to be funny. The Republicans gave them some stuff to be funny about earlier in the summer. It was, it pissed me off. - I was calling Joe Sagseth. I think it's funny. - Yeah, it's not bad. - We gotta do like Wednesday night live and then do like a-- - Oh, this is an idea. - Yeah, but then like too many concerns get involved and like ruin it. They just do like two on the nose of like, Tranny jokes and stuff. - Just like over. - That's good. - You're gonna hold studio here. You should start doing it. - Yeah. Yeah, Wednesday night live and-- - Start right. - It's gonna bite in front of us. - It's like an apple on beat jokes. - It's like, oh it's over. - Just do it a little earlier. - Conservatives go to bed center. - Yeah. - Conservatives got involved and it's a lot of fun. - That would attend. - Generally good though. - They were, yeah. - They were, you know, they said they are. - Well, I've had two, I've had like their main guy call me a moron. Like three different times on Twitter. - Oh, so you're glad he heard about it. - It was personal, yeah. And they're not funny. So, they were funny like five years ago. And then, because they were like doing like Christian jokes and it was like funny for us. And then they started getting like political. And I'm like, we already got like funny or political. - Do you think the jury is gonna come back with a decision at nine a.m. tomorrow? Or do you think they're gonna take the whole day? - I don't know, but they're dead. Like she is definitely not going to jail. - Man slaughter. I think it's gonna be man slaughter. She's gonna be at the mental hospital for the rest of her life. - I'm not even convinced of that. - I don't even think of the rest of her life. - Nine women on the jury? - She's gonna pick up a craft. I'm like, she's fine. - Yeah, nine women on the jury? - Literally turning her into George Floyd. - George Floyd. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The Carmell O'Anthony. - Boy, Lord. - Right? - It's literally foils. - Well, Carmell O'Anthony is definitely in prison. And I think is like gonna get on joydest, up here. - I gotta get clean hands if we don't have it. - Right. - Should that royal serve Tweet this now? - For her to get acquitted, there it has to be like everybody says she's not. - Doesn't have to be. - Or is it unilaterally, yeah. - It has to be unanimous. - Unilaterally, one person, my bad. So, but one person belong to Jerry, and then it's a mistreat, right? - Right, she did admit to, she did admit to taking their lives. - That doesn't matter. - Yeah, but then she was like sobbing in the courtroom and all the ladies on the jury and we like, damn. She's probably didn't do it that bad. - Yeah, I think she sobbing because she did a horrible thing. - Push just because you think that. - Oh, I agree, but I just think that the women on the jury, you know how we are. - It's gonna be hung jury then the netflix stop comes out. - I'm sorry. - I don't get it. - I don't get it. - I'm not saying we're like that, but we know how. - Massachusetts. - We know how they are. - Considering the agenda of the institutions in this country for murdering babies, she's gonna be thought, nah, she's good. - Yeah, she's kosher. - Look, Americans generally do not have a problem murdering babies. - She might get a plan. - We're good at that. - I mean, when you think about internally and externally. - You'll make her work. - I mean, number one at everything. - Obama's like, blowing up kids. - She's like, my body, she can walk. - It's a mirror that's like, yeah, a lot of her lines. Yeah, that's awesome. T.C. Anthony. - She's always good. - She's like, I'm like Jordan of killing your kids. - Well, women really look at the same thing. - You know, it's funny. It's like, when I say, women really do love murdering children. And then, you know, whenever I put that into like J.G.P.T. or whatever, it'll be like, not all women. And it's just like, I didn't say that. I said, women plural. There are women. - In non-signular amounts. - I plural amount. A non-singular amount of women enjoy killing kids. - A plurality. - Absolutely not. - Well, I don't know about a plurality. - Well, plurality is not half. - Majority of women are plurality. - It's the largest group outside the majority. - Okay. - So if there is no clear majority of pluralities. - Oh yeah, it's men are pluralized from the women are pluralities. - You know, and that's with all the issues, the social issues. - That's like the men are. - I never had a chance of being like, plural abortion, because in eighth grade, my catechism class, we were all shown, we were in the auditorium in our church. We were all shown a video of an abortion. - That'll do it. - Why? - That'll do it. because we're Catholic and they wanted us to never be okay with abortion. And it worked. It was effective. Never okay with abortion. That's why sometimes I believe the alien conspiracy theories. Never okay with this one. The aliens that are trying to mine the gold from Earth are like there's too many people. You got to have less. Well, they're like 70. You watched all the women to kill their children. There are 73 million abortions worldwide per year. 73 million abortions per year. There's a million, about a million in the US alone. Yeah. And that's just the ones that are counted. 70 million of all pregnancies and then abortion. It's going to be it's going to be half by the like. Well, in the Nordic countries, they're just like what's the what's the next? Yeah, the racial threat down today. Well, there's more. Have you guys seen the otherly abled woman on in a wheelchair and a metal metal core band? No. Is a viral video called They Want Me Dead? Oh, yeah. It's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm on Instagram and there's a they though. I think it's a woman. I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but it's like a person who clearly has like a developmental disorder, you know, small person in a wheelchair, high pitch voice, saying like, and I like the music starts. And she's like, eugenics is not over. I did not go away. They want me dead. And I'm like, what's cool. No, but the problem was it was like, there was like lefties and they're like, so true Trump once your dad and it's like, is that what it was about? Yeah, but you're talking about eugenics. I know. That's why it's so ironic. It's like the left is the one. Well, I'll tell you this. If it was meant to be a weird right, like the right ones you dead and they were lefties, the message works for the pro lifers. The comments are all like, this is so punk. These anti-abeless are going to be cringing at this. And it's like, what? It's not like we can undo the wheelchair ramps. That would be like the extent of how we could like interfere. I don't think there should be any wheelchair ramps. You're a skater. This would be like D day if they took away D day. Yeah, the country looks like Tony Hawk designed everything. We're like, you go to Europe and it's railings been like stairs everywhere in America. It's like everything's smooth ramps. That's why people who are disabled come to the US for vacation because it's really the idea that we as a government said ends in stairs. Yeah. What like, what is it like? Three percent of Americans use wheelchairs. It's a small number. Should every restaurant be forced to carry chopsticks because seven percent of the country is Asian? What about strollers? People like their strollers and their walkers and their little scoot around things, you know, for fat people. You can always just, the dad can pick the baby up in the mom or mom can carry the baby in the dad carry the stroller. Nobody picking up the people that are in those scooters. There's a number in marketing for like, for restaurant tiers is if three percent of the population has a certain dietary restriction, then it's actually financially advantageous to like accommodate it. That's why every restaurant has gluten free options. I was going to say this. I went to Gordon Ramsey's. Yeah. And I was like, what do you have? No bread? And they're like, we have gluten free buns. And I'm like, I don't want any of it. Give me a burger with no bun. Because I think the magic is 3% because that's how like people in Britain were like crunching the numbers to figure out how Muslim the country got because as soon as Hual became like ubiquitous, they're like, oh, we just hit 3%. I'll tell you this though. The restaurant is a restaurant called Cider Press. That's like a little farm restaurant. We love it. They're gluten free buns indistinguishable from a bun. They could just get rid of regular buns. They just only do the gluten free ones. Yeah, but the problem like my fiance is gluten free. And then she gets like too suspicious of the gluten free buns. Oh, bro, she's like, oh, no, this is gluten. That's happened before I went to a place ordered pizza, gluten free pizza. And I looked at I'm like, this is too good. I'm sorry. I'm not going to eat it. It's got to fall apart. It's yeah, it's got to be crumbly dry garbage. Otherwise, I don't believe you. And there's an Italian restaurant. It's in it's east of Frederick. I forgot the name of the town. But amazing place. And they had gluten free pizza and it's like made with rice. So it's like fluffy and delicious. And I said it's too delicious. I'm concerned. It's not really gluten free. Yeah, it's a huge problem. That's Cider Press is great though. So we accidentally bought vegan sausages. So if you guys don't have them, they're downstairs. No, good. Get on that shame off like a week of my life, right? It's made of, um, it's made of say 10. Yeah. Oh, your week gluten. Yeah. I've seen that stuff. How it's made tutorial. Yeah, we had some left over tar stem cell. Do you want to? I've scraped some crud off the bottom of my shoe. If you want to eat it, it's downstairs. Oh, people crushed up some watch batteries. Put that in there. It's like, uh, well, to eat, we have the vegan sausages or some crud that I scraped off the bottom of my shoe. Yeah, all of the crud from the shoe out is, though, is when you go in. There's come in there. Biggest fake idols on airplanes, the vegetarian option is always like crap. It's always so. No, you know, like mac and cheese and the meat options, like here's like chicken guts and you're like, oh, okay. No, this is what I can't say about planes. It'll be like, if you request gluten-free, they give you the universalist anti food. So it's vegan, gluten-free, no sugar, kosher, fake butter, because they're like, it's easier to have one meal for anyone who can't eat regular food. So like, literally, I just say, like, just, I'll have the gluten-free, I'll put on the thing like gluten-free option. And usually they'll be like, would you like the chicken or the fish? And it's like, there's no bread anyway. And so then they'll bring me this food and the butter is fake. And it's just everything is fake processed garbage food. And it's like, it's, it's retitouy with, with margarine. And I'm just like, you know, I can have a steak. I'll do the lib turd combo, please. Fish on the plain is crazy. Yeah, plain food is actually really good. You're guys on the plane. Yeah, you know, the airlines, I can tell you their food is actually super good. I had the chicken on United recently. And I was like, all right. I'm, I'm, I'm grown. Look, it's not like it's the best steak you're ever going to have. But I get really impressed when they're like, we have prime rib, where we have chicken, I'll prime rib. And I'm like, this is actually really good. I would always get the prime rib if it's a choice. Whenever it's like chicken or steak, always the steak. Oh, I flew easy jet. And they're like, we have raccoon. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I've no choice. Well, you were lucky. They actually served just something. Yeah. And then, and then you, you asked back to back, they were like, we have, we got raccoon and we got armadilla. And you're like, oh, the raccoon and then it comes that goes, I'm sorry. I started. We're all out of raccoon. I was my mistake. Yeah. That's like basically what it is. The biscofs are crazy. You read the ingredients on the back. It's because I eat like your legs are going numb. You're like, what's going on? Why? What's in them? Oh, it's like, it's like literally like, yeah, we just like took some birth control pills and crushed them up and put that in there for you. And you're like, makes them with brown sugar. Yeah. Yeah, like birth control and brown sugar. That's it. You guys here are like birth controls and city water supply. Yeah. That's still a thing. Yeah. Yeah. Is that why all the guys are lady boys? Well, it's like the more the more medications people are taking, the more all of it ends up in the water supply from estrogen and testosterone to SSRIs. You should get a good water filter for your house. And what do you even do in that? Is that why my hair keeps filling out? My brain is holding birth control. My brain is holding the hard water. Yeah. Birth control is in public drinking water. Look at that. It is. I just got like a, I just got like a $400 water filter to kind of the move. Is it like for the whole house? Well, we have birth control three pool water available for purchase. I have a life. I have like the life straw filter. Yeah. Well, I use that in Africa. That's up to money. Yeah. They're great. But like the thing that we got is because, you know, you want to get rid of the plastics and stuff like that because you're giving the kid, you know. Yeah. I have like a water filter for my shower and then I have a filter for drinking water. Is it birth control like horse hormones or something? It's like, it's like a, it's like a, what do you call it? Manufactured estrogen and stuff. Yeah, but only get it like a horse brain. You're like, because the horse is brain and then scoop it out. That's like a packet of side of that. You know, what's great? Kill yourself. But if that's true, if it is horse brains, then all the vegan girls should be getting off the birth control. Well, that's when I know it started to change my brain. A filter is once I start like paying attention to what Melania is wearing. I'm like, okay, the first. Oh, it's not. Yeah. I got it. She got the monoles. It's, I don't know. She looks so good. Birth control pills have lactose in them. What's? Yeah. They're not vegan. Wow. But the other forms like implants, patches and rings, they don't. Well, hold the true filter. So they're like a non-vegan birth control option. Is it better than the life straw one? Well, the life straw is just a straw. No, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a big picture. Oh, okay. No, they, yeah, they manufacture the hormones in a lab. It's a reverse chemical synthesis in pharmaceutical factories. I think that's how they invented Lyme's disease. I can't remember. It's on a documentary. He incinence of me. It was the best water purifier of 2025 for an Esquire magazine. Oh, this is the one that sits on the counter. Yep. Oh, that's the one that we, we, we, we have. I'm not sure that you have it. No, we, we, we, we are sponsored by, was it cove, pure or whatever? They're the best one that I've ever sponsored by. Yeah. They're better than all the rest. No matter what. I haven't been having gay thoughts for years because I've been drinking out of coke. Did you guys hear that there's like a study claiming that being in gays cause my parasites? Oh, yeah. I think Milo mentioned you. Did you see that? They were, they were, they were gay. No, no, for real. Yeah, it's real. They were gay, dude, say they took over. Mike, then we're cute of being gay. Yeah. That's crazy. We got to find a gay. I'm trying to notify. Really? That's wild. We got to like get one and use them as a study. You need to study a gay guy. What's the personal personal parasitic infections? It's a thing. It's a thing. I remember, I saw it on fortune, I think. CDC says me be ISIS. Oh, the CDC is like, there's a gay parasite. Mind control parasite. That's a Trump administration for you. Wait, wait. My virus. The woke mind virus. What's in the lettuce? Oh, the woke mind virus in the lettuce. That's what Taloriko ate, he was one of us. Taloriko! Oh my god! I made my movie about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire. See it. Let's play it for everybody. This is our new short film courtesy of "Seed Dance." Let's get it. The United States has been taken over by vampires. We have no choice. We must sacrifice! What? I don't know. I don't know. We must sacrifice! We'll have to try again. Sacrusting? This is what AI does. Yeah. Wow. It was good up until that point. Kind of got my ass. I was really hoping for more, I was hoping for more, you know, Abraham Lincoln as a vampire. Jump? Yeah. Abraham Lincoln doesn't appear to have been in that. What's he? I don't think he's a vampire. That was supposed to be him, I guess. He was just tall, I think. I don't know. He sounds more like a werewolf than actually. What? Sounds more like a werewolf, like a tall, you know, gone. You might have been dutch. I'd be scary. He had quite the lamb chops. Yeah, he'd head. You know? You know what? Wilkes Booth. His brother was like a superstar. Oh, really? Wasn't Wilkes Booth a superstar? He was famous because of his brother, but like he was also in the play. So it would be like Liam's, Liam Hemsworth. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be like of Liam Hemsworth. Well, they had this. They had this whole massive plot. You could like them. Yeah, it was a huge plot to get rid of Lincoln. It was like there was a lady who owned a tavern. She got strong up in it. What? And who would have actually yelled six unperturinists like? Yeah. You know? So actually the boarding house that John Wilkes Booth plotted with the lady of the is now my favorite karaoke bar called a walk-in roll. Oh, nice. Romo. Like a sticky Chinese karaoke bar and you're like, so much history. Yeah. It's awesome. That makes sense. I like that. There's a plaque outside and it says the nest in which the egg was hatched, to reread it so many times. It's romantic. And there's also the missing Confederate gold. Mm-hmm. You guys know about this one? No. Alien. At a, how do you pronounce it? A Potomax? Epimatics. Epimatics. I thought it was like-- When they were surrendering, the gold was like down the street in a building. So they had this meeting and after the meeting, the gold was gone. Mm-hmm. Yeah, all their money. Yeah. Gone stolen. Gosh. Never seen it. Or was it? They could have won. It was the alien. You know it would be funny if like the Confederacy actually did rise again. Well, of course. Well, we'd be like, we'd be like, what are you doing? DC would be part of Virginia. So. It would be-- Whoa. New capital. Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting. Oh. A portion of DC is actual-- a good portion of DC is people that live in Virginia. So. Yeah. So their new capital have to be like Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah. And Maryland was a Southern States as well, right? They tried. They tried. But then Lincoln was like, uh-uh. You guys saw how Diana Pressley from Massachusetts, she was saying that Trump and Magga is the Confederacy. She's right. Oh, it's all fake. She is retarded. No, no, no, thinking of-- Speaking of Democrats, can we pull this up? Can we pull this up? We guys are meteorite. Did you guys see what that Democrat did that everyone's like mad about? I guess I'm going to make you watch it. Yeah, this is-- Okay, well, this is her Lindsey Clancy reaction video. Yeah, if she's going after her opponent. Oh, wait. She's running? Yeah, she's running for an office. I was worried she was going to hurt herself with those scissors because she's going too fast. She just wants to. This is who Mark Wayne Molyne is up against. How can he lose? Wait, what does he-- But no, but is it? Mark Wayne Molyne is just-- Yeah, he's not even running. She's just making a point. They got low confused. Wait, here you go. Here you go. Listen. She's talking. She's talking. He's a terrible senator. Do not go for him. He is a Christian nationalist. Witchcraft. But did she even do that? Oh, was that like an old video or something? I don't know. That has to be. Yeah. He was a senator from Oklahoma. Right. That seems like some witchcraft right there. So apparently she posted that a long time ago. She's like one of four. She's the only one. Yeah. You must log into TikTok. Well, I don't want to log. Oklahoma is the funniest because it's like the Native Americans there about like 80% for Trump. And there's so many Native Americans there. She's the only one. She's the most important person of life. I'm still, I'm still not entirely, I think AOC is going to jump up a lot more. I think she's going to play the game that she may be running. She's going to play the game that she may be running. I think she should be grateful because we give them weapons and all this stuff and he kind of did this whole thing where he's like putting Israel in its place or whatever. And like that's not for no reason. They're kind of aware of this increasingly anti-Israel sentiment. Oh for sure. And I think he can, I think having political perspectives on allies makes sense. Yeah. And obviously you should have that. They're not the same. But like you can see what's going on. But I do think that the increased anti-Semitism has, has been a problem. And it's gross. It's just gross. Like why, why would it's completely illogical to have this perspective? And then Abdul Al Sayed's like, what about your circumcision? And it's like, okay, what are we even talking about? What's even going on? This campaign just, it's over now. Yeah. The whole thing was. I mean, I don't think he's releasing the number. I think he's probably going to, I mean, I think he still has a good chance. Oh, yeah. No, he's kind of, he's kind of crushing. But I mean, although how can you believe that polls after that whole polling company was just like, oh, these were fake polls. We were messing around. Bye. And the same thing happened with, I forget which primary. Yeah, there were like major polling discrepancies in DSA candidates. It was, I think, for, oh, it was the Francesca Hong. Right. Just like losing. Who would have thought if you don't like Thanksgiving, you're not going to win anything in America. This is still America, after all. for now. But yes. Well, yeah, for now. But I mean, the DSA is, you know, ascendant. And that's why all of these, these perspectives have started to seep into the larger Democrat party. The far left is the future of the Democrat party. Like the average, normy Democrat, they're gone because the left has been dragging the Democrat party further or less for the past, you know, 30, 40 years or whatever. They're used to be. Well, there used to be, yeah, it was. Yeah, like it's what got away. There used to be Democrats that were like pro-second amendment. And now there are zero. There used to be Democrats. They're used. Yeah, they were against the abortion. There used to be Democrats that were, we're openly pro-markets and pro-capitalists. Now they're gone. Like the left, the far left, the communists essentially are pulling all the Democrats to the left. And they have no, I've said this a bunch of times on the show, they have no ability to defend themselves against the attacks from the far left. The right has insulated themselves because they're, it's got to the point where the rights are like, the rights like, yeah, you called George Bush a Nazi and you called Mitt Romney a Nazi. And then we gave you Donald Trump because you called the nicest, most milktose Republican that we could come up with. Mitt Romney, you called him a Nazi, called him all the name. So we were like, screw you then. We're going to go ahead and just send you, send a guy in to break everything, the bull in the Chinese shop. And then the right is still just like, we don't care what you call us. Whereas the Democrats haven't built that resistance yet. And I don't think they will because I think the, the DSA is going to win. You kind of see like the Democratic leadership grappling with the DSA stuff too. Like whenever there's a DSA candidate that is on it, it's way like on their way to win or they eventually do when the only statement you hear out of leadership after like months of silence because they don't want to touch, you know, whatever primary is, we look forward to working with so and so. And it's like, they're very intentionally kind of, they're, you can see that there are tip towing around it. It's like they're walking on eggshells. They don't know how to deal with this DSA thing. Someone compared DSA to MAGA in the sense that there was like this anti establishment, you know, sentiment growing within the respective parties and the establishment didn't know what to do with it until it eventually took over. And if it's going to be anything like MAGA, the DSA is going to be Chuck Schumer is on record saying we're a big tent party that we, you know, we have to listen to these people. We welcome them into the Democrat party, even though they're going to make it not a big tent party, right? You liberalism cannot deal with authoritarians. And that's what the DSA is. They will excommunicate anyone that doesn't fall completely tonight. John Fetterman votes in line with the Democrats 95% of the time, but he is persona non grata in the Democrat party now. He's likely going to go ahead and become a Republican or at least become an independent because he can't, they can't deal with the fact that he's so pro-Israel. Try explaining any stance on policy positions to the left. It doesn't matter what you actually want policy wise. Are you marching in lockstep with the greater agenda, which is just the destruction of the United States and the Constitution? Yeah. They've kind of done something smart, though, which is like, again, echoing the whole AOC, woke one was crazy thing, which is they're not really touching the social issues as much. And you, it's clear why because when Jesse Waters presses the bill, I'll say it about it. He has like probably the worst campaign gap he's had so far where he's talking about, you know, Jesse Waters, private business on national TV. That like did not serve him at all. And it's because they don't win on these issues. And they know that. So I think it's smart to pivot to affordability, obviously, in practice. But the Republicans don't have anything. What are the Republicans offering right now? Exactly. That's a big problem. There's, there, I've not seen a single Republican be alike. Here's what I'm going to do for you if you vote for me. Well, they have the opportunity to do X, Y and Z, they're in the supermajority. And voters are looking at the state of the country and they're like, actually, I take it back. Riley Moore. He's been going on about the problems of H1Bs. And he is tackling H1B abuse. I think that's one place where the Republicans are doing a good job. I think there are Republicans are doing a good job with with illegal immigration and with just legal immigration. I think we've, you know, we've got Marco Rubio just put a stop to a pause on all visa appointments globally after a judge said, you can't ban visas from specific countries. Rubio is like, okay, I'll just ban all visas across the board. Fine, we'll do that. You know, the, the, the revocation of visas from tourists and people who are on business visas that overstayed their welcome and then applied for asylum, which is outside of the rules of how you do that. And you had Democrats saying, well, it doesn't matter because it's already illegal. They already overstayed their visa. So that's already illegal. But it's like, no, it does make a difference to revoke these visas because now a DHS can go after them and be like, hey, get the hell out. You know, I think that's great. And I think that's the best thing that the GOP has done. And a lot of it is directly from the White House. I think Rubio has done a really good job, you know, in his, how many hats is he wearing? 25. Yes. And I think he's done a great job with that. I just saw a picture of him as Optimus Prime because the guy that did Optimus Prime's voice died. So now he's Optimus Prime. But I think that's, I think, I think you're right, Tim. I think that's, that's what the Republicans have been doing. And we haven't seen much else. No, the visa thing is great. But realistically, like, how many, you know, it's, quote, unquote, normal Americans or Americans who kind of loosely follow the news, who, you know, it's a lot of them. How many of them know that or care about that when they see that gas is still expensive? And there's also, have you seen, I keep seeing these things on Instagram, maybe it's just my dumb feed, but it's like people going out on to beaches and various places where there's people under 25 asking them questions about what are the three branches of government? Who's the vice president? What are the first 10 amendments of the constitution called and things like this? And people are like, I don't know, I didn't pay attention in school. That's why not everyone should be allowed to vote. But how do you miss all of these things? How do I disagree to you? But how do you, how do you not know these things? Because of no child left behind, and they remove civics from school. That's all so bad. I guess, yeah, but like the point I'm trying to make is that people like that house. Like for people like that, you know, they might not know what the bill of rights is, but they know how much gas costs when they go fill up their car. And they know how much milk costs when they go up to the grocery store. And they think they vote are these people voting? Well, that's actually a good question. Because I don't think they know what voting means. I don't think that they know. That's not about that. We hope. I mean, they clearly don't know they can't be voting for president. They don't even know who the, um, yeah, they can. How? They, it doesn't matter that they know what their, their policies are. No, no, that it exists. Oh, all right. Okay. Okay. So I mean, well, look, just mail them ballots have someone in the house fill it out for them and then mail it back. It's one of the concerns I've been hearing whenever I talk to operatives about the midterms is just it's not just the fact that Republicans are having a hard time pitching to people what they have to offer. They're also worried about turnout. There's a lot of people that voted for Trump in 2024, who just don't feel animated by the politics, the political scene right now, and they don't, they're probably not going to turn out in a lot of places. And that would be enough sometimes to swing, you know, right, local or stay election. Right. Yeah. It's going to be a, it's going to be a mess in the midterms, I think. And then it's going to be a mess moving forward because they're going to be putting all kinds of issue. They're going to be, you know, impeachment and all kinds of the same bullshit. But the, the good news is most of Trump's actually all of Trump's, you know, positives, the successes have all been administrative through the bureaucracy. That's how the Democrats have done it. And the Republicans finally learned. Okay. Well, I guess if this is the way the Democrats are going to do it, that's what we're going to do. So it'll be, you know, Congress doing the same kind of song and dance they've been doing. And hopefully the, the administration, the executive branch continues doing what the executive branch has been doing. And they can increase the number of deportations and continue to do things like I just saw a news week's got a cover that says Trump was right about Venezuela because Venezuela is going to start pumping at more oil to the US or whatever. So, yeah, I'm going to move to Japan. When the Democrats win because the people in this country who were terrified of welcome cancel culture stopped paying attention and stopped fighting and are letting it all come back. And then they start rounding up and arresting and gulagging people. I'll just, you know, I'll try to move to Japan, you know, but they may, they may throw me in the gulag before I get a chance. And it's nice. Super way really when for you. Oh, well, they got these big abandoned cities. Now, the IKEA's because there's no population. So no, I'm going to, I'm going to walk. I'm going to the border of the Canada with a chain link. It's a little chain between two like little posts. Just step over it. Yeah. And then I'll just, you know, Canada, Japan walk there, across the barring straight over in the winter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does it actually freeze over? I don't think it does. I don't think we're anymore. I saw this old commercial one time where a guy had shoes that were little boats. They were like little kayaks. He was standing in them and they were connected. They had like, they were tied down like a catamaran. So you could go like this. Oh, that's cool. You could walk on the water. Little boat shoes. I'll do that for 50 miles. And yeah, the PewDiePie method's still not patched. You can still do that. You can still just disappear there. Because like no one there knows it. Like if you went there, no one would know you can buy houses for so cheap in Japan. Yeah. And if you have any influence in America, ever since we were kid, keep talking and ignore me. I'm just, I pulled the video up. If you have what? What? Keep talking. I'm just like influential people in America that are tired of the spotlight. Just move to Japan. They don't really care unless you're like a superstar. It's a PewDiePie move there and he's like no one knows who I am. It's I didn't work out for Marty Friedman. Yeah. He's a guitar player that was in Megadeth. Well, yeah, they, I think of your musician, you're probably cooked, but apart from that, unless you're like, again, like a global superstar. Well, probably you have to learn Japanese, right? Learn Japanese. I mean, that's the right thing to do. It is the right thing to do. So we're bathrooms, a sushi or good? I don't know. I mean, I tried to learn Japanese for a while, and it was so hard I did give up. And then I tried to learn Norwegian, and it was just as hard, so I'm back to just-- When I went to Japan, all the shopkeepers in our Indians, so they spoke English. They were like, oh, I've never been to Japan. Oh, it's actually the one place. There's two places left in the world that I want to visit that I haven't visited. And it's not like I've traveled widely, but like, I definitely want to go to Norway, and I want to go to Japan. The West, last time to Japan. Mostly because my favorite. It's my favorite author. It's these two, right? Like, if you hit a crime, they'll just find you and scalp you, and they'll never have-- Johnny Somali, they just sent like some goons after him. In Korea? Oh, yeah, in Korea, too. Yeah, I thought that-- I thought Somali was-- he was in Korea. He was both-- he went to Korea. And I think he went to Japan as well. And like-- The Kremlin tried to go to Korea, weren't they? There was another guy. I think he was like Asian Andy or something. And he was like playing stuff on a loudspeaker in Japan. And people were just giving him like the World War II stair. We got to talk about what happened with the-- The Indians there. Yeah, we'll go pull the story out from the South China Morning Post. US lawmakers can dem right wing podcasts calls for Chinese American internment. Ian, members of Asian American Congressional Caucus warned the dangerous and unacceptable rhetoric, fuels discrimination and violence. You know my favorite thing about this is, is that it mentions my post or whatever. Podcast host Poole posted a screenshot of media reports covering the controversy on social media on August 18th, reposting it. Crossland acknowledged the discussion, quote, "It is true. The concept was discussed. I cannot undo that now." I mean, look, and in this very same show, I said, look, and I've said this on the show multiple times, any Chinese nationals that are in the United States that have family in China, should there be some kind of, you know, actual conflict, do not put it past China to throw their family into a hole and tell the people that are in America. Well, we must do this or else your family's never getting out of the hole. I'm going to tell you what this is. It's about the CCP. I'm going to tell you what this is from, you know, Ted Lu and Grace, I think Grace Meng, it's racism. Yeah. They are full Asians, and this is actually true. Joking aside, I'm half joking, but this is true. Full Asians are very racist against mixed-race Asians. You know, it's pretty different in the United States, right? So, you know, this is not really a phenomenon in the US. But over there in East Asia, it's very prevalent. In fact, they're all extremely racist against each other. The Koreans think that like Koreans are racially supremacist. The Japanese are racially supremacist. There's like funny stories you'll get. There's this one, there are a bunch of channels that talk about being mixed-race Asian living in Japan. So if you're like a Japanese person born in Japan, but to like a white parent, they just try to speak English to you, even if you just speak Japanese. So what this is, and I'm going to say this, these Democrats would have never made a statement if I was a full Asian person, but because the show is hosted by a mixed-race Asian person, they're coming after me. - Like Francesca Hong against her son. - X-Rite. - Proximity to whiteness. - Proximity to whiteness, that's right. - Well, it's 'cause you're only using one chopstick, 'cause it's only half. - I just take one chopstick and I just stick it, you know, caveman stuff. - And then half a four. - Actually, I gotta be honest, I've always been able to use chopstick so I can use both my hands at the same time. - Ooh. - Like in Kung Fu Panda? - Oh yeah, it's right. - Look at 'em up. - I am a race realist. Asians just know how to use chopsticks. As evidenced by me, always being able to just double chopstick from both left and my right hand. - Are you ambidextrous about other things? - Well, yeah, but, you know. - Oh, I'll see, there you go. - With your vegan patties. - Cool. (laughing) - For me, it's true it was like the most discussing thing. So what Ian said was, quote, "If there was a war between the Chinese and the Americans "and the Chinese landed in like Asia "and started coming through Canada, "what, do you think we should intern "all the Chinese Americans we can find? "Because it kind of seems like we should." (laughing) - No, Ian, I'm indoors. - You can't turn it into an odd face, but you stop yourself. - I'll just say endorsed. - So my argument, of course, like you can't, because like, back when they interned the Japanese, there was a problem, but there was very few. But you knew who was Japanese for the most part. Now what do they knew? I'm like, they're gonna walk up to a Vietnamese guy and they're gonna be like, "Which can Asian or you?" And he's gonna be like, "I'm born in America." I'm like, "Yeah, but which can't Asian Vietnamese?" All right, same thing, get him out. It's not gonna work. You can't do this. So it's like, it's a dumb thing for Ian to bring up, to be honest. But I took it back. My first response was that Ian is not in the world of politics. He doesn't understand the nuances of the race stuff or whatever. He's an American, he read history, he knows about internment. He says they're talking about war, China's talking about going to war with the United States. Xi Jinping said it. So like, should we do what we did back then? He just needs someone to be like, "No, Ian, and here's why." So this fake condemnation, they called it in their statement a MAGA podcast or a pro-Trump podcast or whatever. It's deeply racist and defensive. - Yeah. - And I want an apology. - I think you're owed an apology, especially from Ted Lu. - Yeah, you're owed a handwritten apology. And also if we can't, like if we-- - Not from a staff, or even an interned all of them. - Not just a statement. - Yeah, and if we interned all of them, like all of our clothes would stink 'cause like the laundromats would all shut down. - Oh my goodness. - We should, we should problem. - We should intern-- - The good news is though that Panda Express has run my Mexicans. - That Panda Express is fine. - Yeah. - We're chilling, yeah. - Well 'cause all the kids-- - A large Panda Express. - A large Panda Express. - So the, you know, Panda will be good. - My grandpa, my grandpa, I would describe to an extent. Like, I don't want to call my grandpa racist. Rest in peace, you know? But like-- - I don't know what you call our grandpa's racist. - No, no, but what I mean is he wasn't the kind of racist where he complained about black people. He complained about white people. So I'm like, you know, he would always complain that when he said, when he would go to like a black neighborhood and go to McDonald's, they were working really, really hard and getting the job done and treating you really nice. And then when you would go to white neighborhoods, it was a bunch of like suburban rich kids who didn't want to have a job, but their parents made them get a job. So they were always just bored and angry with you. And he was always just like, I can't stand it. You know, you go to these suburbs and the white kids don't even want to be there. I'm doing it, but you go to the black neighborhood and they know the value of a job is and they treat you good. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm supposed to be mad about that kind of racism, you know what I mean? Like it's not, it's not like, I mean, if it's all white or black people, you know what I mean? But it's delivered in that gruff accent. I feel legit. You're kind of like, yeah, I don't even remember. He wants to bid into a moldy sandwich in front of me, too, because he was a real man. He sure is. Yeah, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and I saw the bread at mold on it. And I was like, ah, and he goes, what's wrong? And I was like, there's mold on the bread and he grabs, and he goes, just rips in his mouth. And he's like, you know what? We ate during the depression. Let's go. Real. And then 10 miles. And you still didn't have the sandwich because he ate it on you. And then we got in the car, and he was really old. I think he was in his 70s, and then he was driving, and then he had straight for the curb. And then I yelled, and then I was like, holy crap. Dude, old people will be doing that. When I get straighter, Joe's, we had this old guy drive into our store twice. Drive through the same guy. So he goes in and he's like, oh, that was my bad. And then the DMV was like, you can do drove through the glass. And the DMV is like, that's probably fine. He probably won't do it again. And he literally did it again. I'm like, you can't find anyone to drive you, dude. I'll drive you. I have a worse story for you. I want to hear a substantially worse story. And he's probably can't find parking. You want to hear a substantially worse story about an old guy hitting something twice? Yeah. There was, in my neighborhood growing up, there was like a 14 year old girl. She was like a little bit younger than me and my friends. And she was crossing-- I think this is a narrow gancet on the south side. And an old man, like an oldsmobile, ran the stop sign and hit her and ran her over and then slammed the brakes on and then put it reversed and backed up over. And apparently it was the backing up. Yeah, it crushed her head like a watermelon. Oh, my God. So apparently, when he first hit her, he ran over her body. And she was just crippled, so like injured. But he was like, I must have hit something. I better back up. And then he put it reversed and went back and flattened her head. That's the worst story. That would definitely is so much worse. Yep. That's worse than the curve. And that's why they say when you hit something, just stop. And then you need to figure out what to do next because sometimes going forward isn't the thing. But he was just like, I hit something. I'm going to reverse this in case. That's so embarrassing. And well, he would have been silent generation. Yeah. Actually, he might have been even older. He might have been greatest actually. Because this was 24 years ago. Greatest was after silent. Greatest was the World War II generation. Silent was like before he would have been silent. Like Biden was our only silent generation president. Wait. Yeah. I didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, silent. He was silent. No, no, no, it's greatest silent boomer. Yeah. No, because I thought silent was like the World War I. I thought that too. Yeah. At the greatest silent. That's what we don't know. Because the silent generation-- People. --birthed the greatest generation, who then birthed the boomers. Right. And the boomers actually had the millennials and the Gen Z. I mean, the boomers had the millennials and Gen X. Greatest was 1910. Silent was 1925. Boomers were in 1946. So yeah, he would have been greatest generation. So 1910. So those were the World War II. You guys, I thought greatest generation was the World War Two guys. You were born in 1910, well, yes. So the greatest generation were born in 1910 and 1924, which means they were young men when they fought in World War Two. Oh, interesting. Okay. The interbellum generation. I had it mixed up. Yeah. Me too. Man. The lost generation, the generation of 1914. Woof. Yep. 1890. They were fighting in World War I. I remember my speech professor was greatest generation. 1915. People are born in, like, 19, right, you know, oh, five or whatever. The generation? Yeah. That's better names back then. The greatest generation. Now we're just, well, but they weren't named the greatest generation until what was it like that? Who named them that? Yeah. Wasn't it like Dan Rather? One of those, one of those hair helmet guys named the greatest generation. He wrote his book. Right? Didn't he name it? I could have this one as well. Oh, no. We had, I was Jens. He had a different name. And I was like, oh, Jens. Oh, it does. Oh, it does. I. It says Igen. Igen is Gen Z. Yeah. We're a gen ampersand. Igen letters. I like how they, they went from gen alpha to gen bravo because nobody wants to be called gen beta. Yeah. Right. No. All right. All right. We got to go to your rumble rants. It's super chat. So smash the like button. Share the show with everyone in your life. Let's see what you guys got to say. We got Josh says, rest easy Peter, Colin, voice of Optimus Prime and two Nami promos. Thanks for the memories. Iconic voice. No one will ever be Optimus. No one. All right. 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No fart divorce. But yeah, Texas is working on getting rid of no fault divorce, which is absolutely based. It is absurd to me that we have a mechanism where it's like, we are going to sign a contract and make a vow. But you can break whenever you want. It's almost meaningless. Yeah. So a girl can take all your stuff that's what's that's what's it's BS. It's like, hey, we're entering into a contract for life. So we're going to share everything. Also, you can leave in a year and get half the stuff. Yeah. How we've gone to the point where like signing a prenup is low key based, I don't want to accept that. But I mean, just the way that it's all set up, it kind of makes sense. She like takes my Clash of Clans account and I like, you still have a Clash of Clans account. Yeah. Are you still playing it? Yeah. And I would like, yeah, Gamer's moment and also like, yeah, I would like literally like it would be crazy what I would turn into. Yeah, we're my craft. Which takes your Minecraft, that whole world you built, you know what I know is a tape built a whole world. You're the like Steve and Steven Alex come in. The world goes out. Dude, like, have you seen that girl who built like Versailles to scale on Minecraft during her summer break? She's a witch. She's like, I have to go to college in two weeks, but I built all of her sides. Yeah. I couldn't imagine doing something unmonitizable with that much effort. Oh, it's monetized. Dude, the pleasure. Oh, I always react to your build. It hits. It's better than money. Yeah. Because one of my boys, he built like the Statue of Liberty and it was like, say, did he do copper so it oxidizes? Yeah. Dude. Yeah. That's all. It actually happens in the game. Yeah. Yeah, the cop, it's new. That's so good. I didn't know that. Oh, the copper update. Yeah. The copper update. Yeah. The copper update. Yeah, I feel like Gen Z needs to be, um, quarantined from society because of their Minecraft brain rot. Well, we can't build because of all these restricts, these like zoning walls. So we have to like go into the craft instead. Yeah. Well, and also, you're, no, there's like, there's a lot of people complaining about all the new updates because they're so, they're like, they're feminizing Minecraft. They're making all the updates are like aesthetic new little blocks and stuff like that. I kind of wish they, they would. Yeah. We've been like taking out the pants. Just forward. It's possible to just play like OG Minecraft with another BS. You can't, but to do a realm, you got to be on the latest edition. So, yeah, that's how you like play with your boys. I got idea. I'm going to make a game that's 3D and like, it just voxels where you mind to collect minerals that you can use to upgrade your gear and build stuff with. You do that. And that's all it is. There's literally nothing else. Yeah. Because there's add a bunch of locomotives in the game and there's room in it. The only bad guys will be like snakes and rats and bats and maybe cats and rabbits in there. Just stupid. I like the axlottles. They can stay. Yeah, they're kind of curious. Yeah, I kind of like them. Yeah. And the villagers are all androgynous. And they breed with each other. You don't know which one's which. Oh, and the cows. The villagers. It's like they're non-binary. They showed me the cows and they all look the same and it's just like, oh, do you bring the weed out? Dude, it turns into bourbon street. It gets created. Yeah. Wait, is there weed in the game? The weeds. That's a weed. Oh. But they have the horns and others. I'm like, what? The San Francisco. I'm pretty sure there are some cows that have horns. Well, yeah, but the guys have the horns, right? And the girls. Usually. Yeah, the bulls. No, yeah. They're cows with horns. And the craft is both. Both females and males. Yeah, it's normal. There's also random. The Olympic community is like, hmm. Let's test their levels. All right. Let's see what we got going on here. We got some, uh, some chicks to read. Jesse says Libby said the medical schools can't train doctors fast enough. But I have good news with the population crash that will balance out quicker than we expect. Yeah. Unless Democrats get into office and we end up with a massive population border boom. Real SVT says giving excuses for these demons repeal the 19th. Hmm. Well, doesn't go far enough. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that because my concern is not women. I understand there's a lot of women that are voting poorly. And that's why people say this. But you could eliminate the principle issue if you just had service guarantee citizenship. Right. Then the women who serve, it's like I don't care if they vote, you know. Or like if they have like votes, maybe a portion based on like families. Like if you got to have three kids. If you don't have three kids, you have to be married with three kids. You'd skin in the game, bro. Yeah. If you're married and you have at least three kids, you're allowed to vote otherwise you're not. You're certainly precedent for voting and citizenship to come with service. You should have to pay 60% tax if you're childless. And I'm married. That's why Nixon lowered the voting age to 18 because they, you know, if you can go to war, you can vote. That was like the slogan will definitely rhyme them for getting what it was. But that was kind of the reasoning. Yeah. Yeah. You have skin in the game. You should be able to vote. Zombie dude says I'm a weak late, but as tradition last Thursday, we welcomed my first child in the world. Eleanor. The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. Now it is your turn. Eleanor. What a strong name. Yeah. That's a great name. I did that one. My friends. We're going to be on censored portion of the show over at rumble.com/timcast. IRL. Share the show with everyone you've ever met. You can follow me on accident Instagram @timcast. 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