Trump Just MADE IT WORSE

The disastrous speech that Donald Trump just gave in the Rose Garden, the Rose Garden that is now the concrete garden because the president is out of his mind, made me think that really at this point, Donald Trump is like an old dog. And that everyone in the White House is treating him like these are his last days. Go ahead, bark at the clouds, drool on the carpet, poop your pants in the Oval Office, I guess that's not a dog analogy, maybe poop on the carpet. Have some chocolate, have a big Mac, you know, do whatever you want, Donald. These are your dying days, these are your last days. That's what he's like, right? Everyone around Donald Trump is tolerating him, giving him extra pets and extra hugs because they know it's all kind of wrapping up. And I think he knows that too, because he is out of his goddamn mind. And that is what we saw tonight, Donald Trump out of his mind. Again, barking at the clouds because what else is he going to do? It was a disaster speech. There were many moments of, huh? And what? And why? But everyone there, because they know he's dying dog, Donald, is just clapping it up. Wondering when can we take this guy to the vet? Or at least that's what the rest of America is thinking. Because when Donald Trump says stuff like this, I think we're all ready for it to just wrap up. We've done a lot of work on the White House of resurfaced the exterior. It was in bad shape, very, very bad shape. I get, I have a lot of fun. Don't devote too much time to it, but I know what I'm doing when it comes to that. And if you look at it, it's in perfect shape now. It was in really bad shape. I don't want to even discuss that it was so bad. Moldings falling off the building, moldings off the building for 24, 25 years in some cases, and it was all replaced. And we'd make copies of the one on the other side that have a window with a molding on one side. And the molding on the other side had fallen off. Other presidents were not big into it. I can tell you Joe Biden definitely wasn't. And we made it beautiful. It's a beautiful building now. It was in bad shape. But now it's in beautiful shape. It's in better shape now than when they built it in 1792. Can you believe it? You haven't devoted too much time to the renovations. As you'll see in the rest of this speech and you're going to want to stick around, all he talks about are the renovations. And it's funny because Donald Trump is supposed to be delivering a little thank you speech tonight. But he couldn't focus on the people who are there because he was too focused on talking about his renovations. Renovations nobody wants and nobody likes and that have only made the White House much uglier. But again, he's dying dog Donald. So everyone in the White House is saying, oh, you're such a good boy. You have to keep building that ballroom. Okay, the helipad. We're really proud of you. It's embarrassing. It is embarrassing for our country that we allow our president to be this stupid. Three times heavier than your similar power if it were operated by gas or gasoline. And they said, well, let me ask and I got myself into a lot of trouble. The fake news said, why does he say a thing like that? I was only kidding, but not really. I said, what's the biggest problem? He said, the weight is enormous. We can barely carry that much weight because, you know, electric is a much heavier form of propulsion. And they said, the weight is enormous. I said, let me ask you a question. If you get a little leak and the water starts coming into boat and you're in electric. Do you get electrocuted or not? He said, you know, nobody's never asked me that question. And I said, so here's my question. You remember this? I used to say it during the campaign, driving the press crazy, but people found it sort of amusing. I said, so if I'm an electric boat and I see I'm going down and the water is pouring in. So I know I'm going to be electrocuted, but five yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? And you know what my answer was? I'll take the electrocution, okay? I'll take the electrocution. But he didn't know how to answer the question, Johnny. He said no idea. Nobody has ever asked if electric boats will get you electrocuted because no one's that stupid. Why would they make electric boats if they didn't work in the water? Do you know where the boats go? I love that he's bragging about it. And you said, quite frankly, nobody's asked a question like that. What an inquisitive mind, Donald. No, you're a moron who isn't thoughtful. Oh my God. And that was the rest of the speech. Again, you're going to want to stick around because it kept getting worse. And I have a lot to say about Donald Trump at the end of this video. But he just doubled down on the dumb. The response from the people in the crowd infuriates me. And this order also protects the use of affordable traditional. Well, this is pretty good. I never knew this was a problem, Doug. You're going to have to educate me, but you put it in. Lead ammunition is ammunition. Lead ammunition was a problem, huh? Is it better than other ammunition I assume? That's pretty good. I don't know what the hell that means. I know one thing you wanted is you wanted it. And I'm here for you. So it orders it. So the order protects the use of affordable traditional lead ammunition. That sounds good to me. Donald Trump is the old dying dog again with just like sleeping in public and drooling and pooping on the carpet. And you're just like, and it smells bad. And you're like, okay, I just, you know, feel bad for this thing at this point. But you would feel bad if it was an actual dog. Donald Trump is a fucking fascist. So I don't care. I hope it's a, I hope it's a painful exit for him. But, but the fact that everyone is clapping like seals. I don't know how many animal and like similarly as I need to bust out here. My liken as they're clapping like seals. Why are you clapping? He sounds like a moron. How do they find people dumber than Donald Trump to go to the White House and share for him? Because that's what they are. If you're clapping for Donald Trump, it's because you're stupid. Like, like, why? What is he said? He's talking about electric boats, electrocuting him and choosing sharks. I just, it is moronic. It is sad. And it only continued. Now we have that signed right here. And nice signature. Do you recognize the signature? That signed right here. I thought I'd bring it down. Doug, you want to take this? Here you go, Doug. You deserve to take it. I have another one coming up too. I don't know how many times I can come back to the dog thing. He's like a dog. Oh, Donald, that's your signature. You can do a signature. Oh, good boy. We're taking him to the vet, right? We're going to the vet because he's leaking. He's leasing at this point. He's out of his mind, out of his mind. Why are you clapping for a signature? Also, I'd probably speculate that Donald Trump didn't even sign whatever that bill or executive order is. It's probably not a bill because Congress doesn't fucking pass anything these days. But Donald Trump is like, look, it's an executive order that somebody read to me. And they ought to open for me. And it's a wonderful. It's a wonderful, a lot open. Donald Trump showing off an executive order like he had anything to do with it. It's just hysterical. You sit there and they are read to you again, a man out of touch with reality. And they're clapping. Is that not embarrassing? And MAGA is so obsessed with manhood and being tough and manly and blah, and we're going to fight. And you lick the boot of this fucking idiot of this moron of this weak blob of pudding. And you can look yourself in the mirror. How do you look yourself in the mirror with any level of respect after clapping for this when Donald Trump is reading a speech that he can't read and also hasn't read before this. Completely unprepared for this event. He's like, oh, so we're doing. I don't know. Like, look, look at this. He doesn't even know what he's saying here. We also strongly support you duck countries. The duck country hunters thing is a big deal. And they came to us and they met with my people. And they came to me. My people. And we are fully in favor of duck countries. Who would think that's a big deal. I hear I got 100% of the duck countries, right? What did I get there? If there was a hundred and fifty, I would have gotten a hundred and fifty percent. I mean, the competition wasn't that tough. He's reading the shit like he doesn't even care because he doesn't even care about the shit, which is why it's funny that Donald Trump opened up his speech with, you know, we're doing renovations, but I don't really, I'm not even entirely focused on those. Because it is the only thing that Donald Trump in his old age in his demented state can speak about with, with any real level of sophistication. Now, I'm not calling the man a genius architect or builder, but when Donald Trump starts talking about the ballroom, he's like, well, we're going to have a little bit of this. And it's going to be this type of stone. And it's going to be this height. It's going to be this frame. And we're going to have this. And it's this many, you know, ounces of gold. And we're going to paint it with that finish. And then you ask him, well, you said you were going to have a health care plan two weeks ago. And that was 10 years ago, any updates on the health care plan. And he goes, well, it's going to be a plan. And I think we're doing medicine, right? Bobby, Bobby Kennedy. Are we doing? We're doing medicine in the plan. All he cares about are his renovation projects. All he cares about is the trumpification. It is the only thing he can speak about with any sort of passion or care whatsoever. When Donald Trump said all our last John Assoff said, all Donald Trump wants to do is build his ballroom and travel with Natalie boy was he spot on because that is all Donald Trump wants to do. He does not care. about the people in front of him, or the task in front of him, all he wants to do is build on the White House property and make it look worse and be a mob boss from a movie, or like a bad TV show. Listen to Trump here. What is undoing another Biden disaster? That means you can sell a lot of fishing rods. Johnny, you're going to sell a lot of rods. I could have made it so you couldn't sell. You couldn't sell anything. I could have banned fishing. I'll tell you what, the power of this office is crazy. I could have banned fishing in Driven Johnny right there, hell out of business, okay? I think I'm going to do that. Maybe just a quick order, just for a day or two until he calls me and he says, "Please President, please, you're putting me at a business, sir." Anyways, but since I took office, we've delivered historic. I don't know if any of y'all have seen succession. If you have, you probably catch a lot of the references I throw into this show. But there's a scene in succession when Conner is talking to his girlfriend, soon fiancé, wife, Willow, and they're kind of going back and forth about what would be better to spend money on. Conner's presidential campaign, I promise this is going to go somewhere, or Willow's her play. Willow, your play, are we going to spend money on that? Conner's basically like, "Well, the power of the presidency and Willow's art can change minds." Then Conner says, "Well, if I was president, I could outlaw art. I wouldn't do it, but I could. I just want to stress the power of the office." That's a stupidly well-written, well-written, but well-written to be outlandish and bombastic and ridiculous television character. In the President of the United States is saying, "I could ban fishing and I might just to squeeze you." What? He is an insane person. I could ban fishing. I might just do it. That's what's going on in this office. We can just ban fishing. He is a moron. It's not funny. I shouldn't be laughing. It is like a poorly written television character. Conner did not become the President. Trump is how? How? How? All he wants to do, all he wants to do is talk about his bullshit. It's how he ended his speech. With patriots like you, it'll continue for a long time. So I just want to congratulate you on your tremendous success. This tremendous success on this beautiful stone surface. This tremendous success and you've done an incredible job. We're going to hand you a little coin as emblematic of your visit. And again, if you want, you can walk over, check out the new hell of bed. If you don't like it, let me know. I want to a damn thing about it. Everybody loves it, actually. People are talking about it all over the country. It's really taken on a whole -- it's really taken on a whole life, the size of it, the beauty of it, the stone cutting. It's really special. But also, and very importantly, for those that want to come later and just walk in and see the beautiful love of the office, you'll be my guest. I love the notion in Trump's mind that as he is currently underwater by 61 points was the latest poll on inflation. Cost of living issues, Donald Trump, underwater 61 points. And you know, you can't be underwater anymore because we've banned fishing. He's underwater 61 points on inflation. And in his mind, people across the country are going, "Do you hear about this helipad? Did you hear about the stone in the helipad?" He's like, "It's taken on a life of its own. It unequivocably hasn't. Nobody cares about the helipad. That many people care about the helipad." Well, lots of people there, they're talking about the helipad. They said, "Why would a helipad?" "Huh, what?" How do we allow this? Again, I can't really use this analogy because the secret service might bust down the door. But usually when a dog is at that stage of its life, you take a little mercy on it. I would say that that mercy should come in the form of the 25th Amendment or just getting rid of all of these fascists, just in one broad swoop. He cannot run our country. He never could. He can't. He doesn't want to. I think that's maybe the most important point in the one I want to end on. He doesn't want to run the country. He doesn't. He wants to play house and do the decorations. That's what he wants. So just, I don't know, can we throw him in an AI simulation? He doesn't want to regulate it. Can we throw him Trump in an AI? Please, Dario Amadek, get on that. I fucking caught these people. I don't do anything useful. We're going to continue to call it all out though on this show besides words. And then if you want to support that, it's always you can hit that subscribe button. Leave a like on this video. If you stuck around the end, drop a blue heart in the comments. Keep on fighting. You all don't let them silence you. And until next time, I'll see you soon.