The transcript captures a candid, humorous, and deeply personal conversation about health, relationships, self-worth, and life’s absurdities. The host reflects on a range of personal experiences—such as sleep patterns, anxiety, full-body MRI scans, and therapy—that reveal a journey from chronic self-doubt to greater emotional balance. She emphasizes that the process of creating and living, not just outcomes, is what matters most, especially in a world obsessed with results. The conversation also explores body image, with humorous and vulnerable moments about baldness, hair loss, and self-acceptance. Relationships are discussed with honesty—challenging societal norms around dating, attraction, and expectations. The host expresses empathy toward people who cause harm, noting a painful sadness when evil individuals die, rooted in regret over wasted lives. Throughout, there’s a strong theme of self-love and freedom from societal pressures, celebrating imperfections like wrinkles, gray hair, and everyday quirks. The tone blends levity with insight, offering a refreshing take on mental wellness, authenticity, and living fully in the present moment. The host’s journey reflects a shift from fear to peace, grounded in gratitude for life’s small, beautiful details.
- Wave. - Girl, it was like them.com or out.com or something. And they had an article that was like, I'm 67 and I'm wanting to get to, and to have my first time same sex experience. What is your advice? It was a 67 year old. And I just commented 67. (laughing) - This is the beloved community that we're supposed to be in. (upbeat music) - I did this on the pod yesterday with Kata. I was like, well, there's a, something happened in my life and I'm tired of hiding it. And yes, I got an aura ring. (laughing) So far, it's been two nights. And last night I really went in on my sleep score. I was like, I'll show you. 'Cause the night before a ring was like, damn bitch, what do you, what do you just lay there and scream? - Yeah. - A aura ring was like, it was like you scream for seven hours. (laughing) - So it's last night, I laid in bed, I laid on bed pissed off at 7.30. Like I'm gonna show you a aura ring. - And then what happened? - 10 hours and 42 minutes of sleep. - Trixi? - 93% ready for the day. That's not even 100%. So do I need the Michael Jackson propethal to get to 100? - No. - You need, I think we're fine. We don't need as much sleep as they say. - Well, that's what Kati says about drinking water. She says that eight glasses a day is perpetrated by big water. - I don't wanna be grouped in. I don't want my sleep thing to be grouped in with her water thing. - This is my two health consultants, you and her. - And you're in big trouble. You're in big trouble. - But she knows she's so funny because she's so hot cold about some things. Like she's like no phones in bed. That's so bad for you. I'm like, oh is it? You know what else is bad for you? A decade of hard drug abuse. (laughing) But she's right. I think you're not supposed to do phones in bed. And you really shouldn't do TVs in bed. - No TV in the bedroom is my biggest thing. - I'm not a TV in bed person, but I find myself with men that need the TV on. They need the nookie. They need the nipple at night. - They can't be sucking on the nipple. They need to turn that TV off. - 6.30 this morning. I wake up to, I wake up to Nini Leaks screaming. - No. - You know what I mean? - Tricksie, you've got to-- - I felt over to Daria and went back to sleep. - You're letting another woman make your man smile. You need to turn that TV off. - Close, you're like to marry man. - If he's watching Nini Leaks, it's because he's wishing that you were down there making something else leak. - If he's watching Nini Leaks, it's because he's wishing you were down there making something else leak. - If my dick is leaking, I have gonorrhea. - If your dick is leaking, people's dick's leak for really positive reasons. - Oh yeah, that's true. (laughing) But you know what I'm gonna phrase it like that. You're so hot, I'm leaking. - A people say shit like that, unfortunately. - I hate that. - You're not on grinders, so you don't know how bad it can be. - I don't like that. I don't like, well, milking, milked. I'd like to be milked. - Oh. - I'm not into that. - Oh my god, you know what we're talking about? Like when people are like, I have a seven day load or whatever. She thought it meant you've been holding someone's load in your ass for seven days. - That is a reasonable thing to think with gay guys. - But she also almost just died of abdominal obstruction. - Did she really? - Yes, girls, she almost died two months ago. - And abdominal obstruction was that thing. - We were this close. Do you realize I would've got your payout? - I would've gone on the biggest city press cot under darkness tour. I would've wrote a book. - I would've been like, it would've been like when Amy Lou Harris lost Grand Parsons. - What would you have worn to her funeral? I bet it would be so fucking fierce. - Red, it would've been that wedding. (laughing) - The wedding dress, the wedding dress from Beetlejuice. (laughing) - That's what she would've wanted. You say through tears, she would've wanted me to wear this. - Well, we joke because I have chronic illness, I have arthritic, but she has put her body through the movie Twister. - Yeah. - So we're always saying who's gonna die first and she's like, if you die before me, I will be legitimately pissed off. - Yeah. - I'm like, at who? - Well, you and God. - She's also eight years older than me though. But you know what, she's like, she's been one of those 112-year-old people who never goes to the doctor, doesn't drink water. It is just fine. - Yeah. You were talking about something you found at my house? - Oh, I went to your beautiful home. Like one of the most beautiful homes I've ever been in. - You did in Kansas City. - Yes. - It is gorgeous. - Or just home, I can't lie. - It's gorgeous, the neighborhood, the porch, your roommate was there, she was doing a show that night. - She's not my roommate. (laughing) - She isn't? She's just a house guest. - Oh, there was a guitar there, it was hers. - She was staying there for an extended amount of time. - We also need to talk about that because I just had a house guest for two days and that was the perfect amount of time, which is obviously different than what you do, which is Miss Hannigan. - Trixi, my house guests don't leave. - Adoption. - I can't get these lesbians out of my house. - They're all there with their guitars squatting. They're all dating. - They're literally squatting. They come, my friend went over a couple weeks ago to grab something and he was like, do you know what I found when I got in your house? There were three animals that don't belong to you. There was a lesbian getting a haircut in a hallway. (laughing) And he was like, there was a group of people practicing music on the third floor. I don't even know who they were. I didn't interact with them. - That's fun. - It's super fun, but I can't get these people to leave. I'm in a real tough spot. - You're not a musician, you're a music lover supporter. - I'm an ally. - Yeah. You must like having musicians around the house. - I love it, I wish they'd pay rent. - Well, they don't pay me a dime. - Musicians, they are famously a musical about how musicians aren't gonna pay rent. - Which one is it? - It's called Cats. (laughing) - Well, your house guest was there playing a guitar I liked that, but also I saw, back to flirting, I saw the used condom above your bed. - Did you really? - Yeah, I walked in and you were like, "Oh, that's from today." And I was like, "Oh." (laughing) - That's awesome. I'm glad I was using condoms, 'cause it has game and wants you to know about it. - I'm glad I was using condoms, 'cause I went through a no-condoms era and it got scary quick, 'cause I'm not on prep. And I really, I don't know what I was thinking, but yeah, me and some oral HIV tests had some chats and I'm good, but it got scary, I need to be wearing condoms. I'm glad I was wearing condoms in that era. - I'm very pro-condom as well. I'm pro-pro-condom, pro-absidence, pro-whatever, safety practices you would like to practice. I'm pro all of them. - Do you know what I did the other day? - I got a full body MRI scan. - Oh, girl, did you pernovo? - Well, no, it's a different one, but yes, I got the full body MRI. - You went to the Costco pernovo. - I went to the one in Kansas City, they don't have pernovo. - I do it once a year. - It's a fraction of the price, do you really? - Yes! - I had one, I haven't gotten the results yet. I'm terrified and exhilarated. - It makes you feel so much worse. - Really? (laughing) - It makes you feel so much worse. - Yeah. - Well, did yours have a TV? - No. - Okay, the pernovo one, you get plastic earbuds and they put on whatever you want on Netflix. - Yeah, there's $6,000 for a reason. - Yeah, and there's a mirror above you that reflects to a TV in another room that I watched the Ashley Medicine documentary while I found it if I was dying. But I, to me, I feel that in this country, of course, it's a crisis, health access crisis. But if I have access, far be it for me to not use money for that. - Did it find anything? - It finds a lot of what do they call it? What's the word? When it's like a non-event, what is it called? It's a coincidental findings. - Okay. - Things that they would never see unless you got, like, oh, you have a, your nose is crooked. - Yeah. - It finds things that are like very low on the total pull of like, who cares? Do you want, um, I think mine had like, your brain has the circle of willis, which is just like, Bruce Willis in your mind. No, I don't know. It's, I think they're fucking with you. - No, no, no, it's all kinds of weird. Like, oh, you have a slight scoliosis, but nothing that gives you an actual problem in your life. It's coincidental findings. Oh, tiny, fat, fatty tumor in your spine. They were like, oh, most people have things like that. We never even know. - I had a friend who I ran into recently. This is the reason I got the full body scan. I am in an era where my hypochondria is not back, but it's certainly attempting to make a comeback, Valerie Cherish. And I ran into a friend who told me that one of these companies was like, hey, do you want a free full body MRI scan? She's famous, of course. And she was like, sure, I guess I'll take one if it's free. And they found brain cancer in her brain. - That's usually where they find it. - They were like, they found brain cancer in her brain. Draxie. - I can't believe it. - I know. And they were like, if you wouldn't have done this, you probably would have started having symptoms when it was too late. Instead, they found it early and they took it out. And now she's going to be fine. - That's what I'm saying. I have similar, I have problems that now I'm passed, which were a little bit secret. But I've never really even talked about, but I'll talk about it with you because I think maybe you have something similar. When my anxiety was that it's absolute peak, I was a chronic all day medical panicker. - I thought you were going to say masturbator for something. - No, no, no. It was anyone else with me on that. Chronic all day medical, I was like, - With a medical masturbator, I put on a COVID mask. - Yeah, that'd be hot. - Now we're coming to the COVID mask and put it on. - If you do it more than twice a day, it's medical to me. - Anything that could be, I was googling. And particularly when I started to, when I got diagnosed with arthritis, it became a, I didn't understand so many of the symptoms of anxiety that feel all physical. I thought, I feel short of breath, lung cancer. I feel this, it's, it's been, now I've learned through bitter experience that so much of that is just like, - Do you press? - Yeah, now I am. - Exciting man. - Change my life. - Really? - Change my life. - I don't go if I'm anxious. - I didn't think I was until that, when that medicine hit, wow bitch, you needed to be shut down like a computer a long fucking time ago. - What are the side effects? - Somebody needed to walk into the family computer living room and I'm pull the plug and say go to bed. - Take this bitch off. - Yes. Well, I have no side effects. - Nice. - No, it just lasts anxious and you have no side effects. - This is a miracle. - Magical, a creative breakthrough. Also, I do therapy twice a week. Also, I exercise, so I'm doing everything. - Yeah. - So it's hard to say one thing has changed everything. - Twice a week on the therapy? - Isn't that crazy? - Oh my God. - This is the thing about therapy, it's an MLM. It's sort of like, well, now that you're doing so good, after you've been seeing me twice a year, or if you've been seeing me twice a week for two years, now we can finally begin. (laughing) It's a little bit like, it's a little bit like, You know, you've been doing so good that I think we should go up to three times a week.
Yeah, and there's there anybody you can call to get $250 from right now to sign up for my course You've unlocked another session with me. It's congratulations. It's It's I'm afraid to say Scientology, but it's it's there's a ladder. Yeah, there's a therapy ladder that you can climb But I also like about therapy is you really can choose your own destiny if you want to do once a month That's still better than nothing sure and if you do it enough you start diagnosing other people and being pretty bizarre in your relationships Absolutely, well, I will say this do you do therapy? I just restarted for the first time in a very long time. Thank God I don't I don't want that to be try a different wristwatch. Oh good But I know you think I need to work on therapy, and what are you working on in therapy? Oh For me, I'm a lot of breakthroughs recently actually. What's your most recent one? Well the level of anxiety and panic that I felt all the time for years Yeah, was so chronic and so always that I thought it was my brazen ambition, and I thought it was all good things about me Yeah, that I always wanted to do something and push myself and exhaust myself and Now I've realized to be my best creative self to calm down bitch Everything you do doesn't have to be I put a lot of pressure on myself that everything it did has to be valuable, good, profitable, whatever I never showed up in the work Because like focusing on something being good is doesn't mean anything. What is good? Yeah, it's objective B You can't create it at the same time now. I've got a lot more into the process of making things is the best part of it Yeah, it's that after you've made something. It's kind of like it's not even your business now. It's being experience is gone This is actually the most healthy antidote to the like nightmare time that we're living in where everyone's at so obsessed with outcome that they're willing They're actually willing to just trade away the process entirely. Yeah, this is the problem with a lot of things, but AI in particular Some other like fast-acting health things that are going on right now Is it no one really cares about process when process and experience is the whole point like process is the whole entire point It's the part that actually I mean, I'm sure you feel it's the part where you actually get that charge You're like oh, you know, I mean obviously we do live performance so some part of it is that But there's the moment of conception and like discovery of like oh, that's funny or that's good Yeah, and the work is the point. It's like you shouldn't yeah I can sit down and write you a book It doesn't if that's the thing that I think we we got obsessed with outcome and being like I want to have written a book And it's like no, you need to want to write a book like you don't the outcome is not the important thing an obsession with outcome Is what leads to all these like process skipping maneuvers? You're just cheating yourself. You're cheating yourself out of like the beautiful experience of like Being alive and doing things you're a hundred percent right because the You know what else I get now that I'm calmer. It's like when I'm making something. It's like wouldn't it be funny if this sucked? Yeah, and it was it's like wouldn't it be fierce if I sat here all day at the end of the day I listened to it or look and I was like that was stupid But that on the older version of me would have been wrecked by the idea of that yeah The the answer and the closet is that I would do something and it wouldn't be good and now it's like who gonna check me Boo and I did it what if it sucks and I still didn't I still did it who cares and you do gain Something from the experience of trying to stack the jungle blocks and it like oh they fell over whatever I mean I just feel a lot better about that where I used to feel so Lane bed at night and like wreck myself about like this better be good. This better be a pressure appears This better be better than the last thing you did this better make more money Whatever it's like that that that's so Anti the experience of like making yeah the making and the discovery is the fun part so therapy's really working for you What do you I just got back in what do you think I need to be working on you know me? What do I need to work on in there? Don't say love in romance. I'm already doing that. I was gonna talk about your shoes Oh, sorry. Does the devil wear sketchers? Trixie? Sketchers Bitch you are a nasty mean spear that individual you know damn well You've never seen me in a pair of sketches unless they want to advertise on the show Today's episode is brought to you by sketchers. Why are there two cameras? What do you mean? Which ones real what they're both real We have to get too on you because you look so different from different angles We're we have to there's you notice how there's only one on me. Yeah, why are there two on me? I will tell you it's because I'll both win light hits your head We never know where it's gonna refract any Out I know I almost wear a hat today and I was like you know what like I'm Caleb's your head of hair is so gorgeous. I was like it's kind of like you say potato I say potato. We're kind of in opposites. Yeah, do you like bald bald bottoms who cross dress of course? I don't believe you. I don't think now, but I mean Of course no Trixie. I don't but guess what I like you. Thank you. Someone put some sweet music under that see I don't I'm on the same way. I don't have a type. I'm I'm open to everything none of my boyfriends Have ever looked like each other. Yeah, there's no blueprint. I don't I think that's one of the problems in gay dating and we will get to you I think one of the problems is I think one of the problems is People are people think they have a type which is stupid because it means they just slam Dating-wise they slam door shut for a living. I think people might have a type Trixie You don't, but I think some people really might. I don't either. I'm down with I'm I get into a lot of different kinds of stuff I mean, I just saw a video of Ricky Martin being like they were like what's something people I know about you and he was like I have a foot fetish and I was like whoa Ricky swing and beg and I think that stuff is cute But I'm saying if someone's like I only like tall guys. I only like older guy It's only of anything is so stupid only as silly to me. I would say yeah, it's about energy. It's about different things also you need But I hate short cash will sex do you of course who doesn't like a short guy no problem? What do we get life has fucked them? I'm not gonna marry a short guy Yeah, I'll sleep. I do. Yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna have you running around my house down there Well, everyone is the sounds really horish, but everyone's the same height laying down So horish, but that it's true. Of course it sounds worse. That was horrible. It's true That's not true. There is some lies that are being perpetuated by the media the lame stream media, which is that I'm a scrawny guys have huge dicks. Oh a lot of them do. No, no, it's about proportion. Oh When the dick picture. Yeah, if you have a 26 inch waist right your dick's gonna look huge wow the dick is huge I would say being fat is not helping my situation. I already have a smaller average dick and then I'm I'm huge and so it just looks ridiculous But you know because there is some encroaching on on the length, right? Like like when people lose their game weight there is Oh sure right. Yeah, your dick seems bigger when you get smaller It's an optical illusion is what it is, but that's the thing the dick is always the same size. No, you think the the instrument is the same We're talking about your body in relation to the whole thing when you're really thin. It just looks bigger right But also tricksy a lot of those guys just are hung like a horse and it's crazy What are you doing with all that dick? It's crap. Some of the skinniest guys in the world have brought dicks out that I'm like You first of all put it back. There's nothing happening with it. And second of all how that happened Why do you need that? Well, but I guess everybody could have a big dick though There is no rule. That's what I'm saying. These are only's Yeah, a lot of people can't have big dicks, but skinny guys really do. It's crazy Have you read that video of jasmine masters talking about big dicks? No, can I play it? No, I don't want to care about it So just take a break I really hurt your feelings just now. She has a video for like Like she has PSA is for every body type being like the skinny boys have the big dick the big boys have the big dick So it's all about like perception. Yeah, if your algorithm serves you jasmine masters saying that big big boys have big dicks Then maybe that's what you were looking for. It's a little bit like a Rorschach. Yeah jasmine masters. It's a Rorschach What do you see? What do you see if you see big dick? Yeah, that's what you wanted What do you think you want from therapy? Because obviously you haven't answered what you think I need to be working on in therapy I mean turn it back on me. You know me. What do you think to be honest? You just you seem like one of the like The sweetest most like well-adjusted people I know that's really sweet and people are not going to believe that people Yeah, people on the internet have opinions about me, but I find it I find it interesting that you're so famous especially now and you still seem like you don't Care in a good way. You're talking about my shoes again. No I'm not talking about the shoes again because we covered it. Yeah I think the shoes have been through enough. Yeah. They've seen too much as it is Meanwhile, I this is what I show up in which is the absence of choosing any clothing options at all you look great I look like a sim you do I look very cute. I love this guy out of jail. I love when I open Instagram I just and this was the outfit they gave me to leave you just walked out of the gate. No jewelry. Yeah The ordering I love you do have the ordering I love when I open up Instagram and you're wearing like Oakley's and lime green gym shorts or something I'm like that's my favorite drag queen. I Dress like you don't know where I was on January 6th. Yeah. No, you do you dress like we do yeah But you know what though? It's all about I forget what the word is I was at the Beyonce Kubbley Carter concert and I had my big Oakley's on with like Camo hat with like America flag shirt and the Beyonce stage was a big America flag And I took it like this and if you did not know where I was and who I was probably of course But I'm a drag queen at Kubbley Carter, but if you were just swiping you'd be like oh Scared. It's really scared But I really think because you're so beloved and so famous and so successful you really Treat all of this like you It's not it doesn't it's like a non-event for you, which I feel
I'm just very impressive. - Well, don't you think it doesn't kind of matter? - It doesn't really matter. - But even you thinking that is something that some of us take years to think to get there. - Yeah. - It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter. And I do feel that way. I'm like, it simply does not matter. It's something that's happening to me right now. Wonderful. But it's like life, the exciting things about life would be the same regardless of if my life was going this way or not. Like the beautiful things about life are available to everybody. And they're not like the things about my job that are exciting. The beautiful things about life are still like seeing your friends, beautiful sunsets, going on a bike ride, making dinner. Like I don't, I just feel like my, I love my job. I'm very grateful for my life. I love that I get to like travel and do and say my stupid opinions for a living. But I'm like, it kind of doesn't matter. - Have you ever had a crisis like an artistic crisis? Like a crisis of faith about like what am I doing? - Not a crisis. I wonder what I'm gonna do next. Right now I'm in kind of a moment of like, I'm this year, last year was all about making stuff. I was made a bunch of stuff. And then this year I was giving myself permission to like, not go on tour, just kind of put these movies out. - That's right, you came on my YouTube channel and you were plugging your tour and then I saw you next. I was like, how's your tour, you like, didn't go? - Didn't do it. - Love it. - Didn't do it, not going. - But that's the level of who cares. - Yeah. - That is I think is pretty fierce. I don't know if your reps think that's fierce when you're like, never mind. - They do not. (laughing) - They do not. I have the most patient and a beleaguered team in America. - But have you ever had Katya on? - No, she won't talk to me. - Love. - Kidding, Katya will not acknowledge me in any sense. Barely spoke to me when I came to your guys' show. Katya does not want anything to do with me and I have the utmost respect for her. - We've had the same person shooting our podcast for like four or five years and just last week Katya asked what his phone number was. (laughing) - So I have so much respect for her. We have, I have asked her to come on the show. I have tried to hang out with her. It has not worked out. - But I'm saying she has a really similar healthy point of view on, 'cause this is a thing. It's one thing to be happy about what you get to do 'cause we've reached wonderful career heights that oh my God, right? If you quit tomorrow, someday you'll be like, I did that, that's so crazy. But it's important to enjoy it presently because sometimes I used to feel like anything good that happened to me would only heighten my fear of what if it went away, which is horrible because it completely occludes your ability to enjoy the present. And performing and being your best as an artist is all about the present. And don't you feel like even when you were doing stand-up for a smaller crowd, you still could hit that groove and hit that moment with the audience where you felt great. - 100% and in some ways things are easier. I think the thing with life that's important is that you look at everything that could happen to you good or bad and you go what would it provide and what would it take away. Everything that happens to you in life provides and takes away. You get something, you lose something. - Right. - And so I think about this like that where I'm like, yeah, if this all stopped, if I wasn't making money talking anymore or if I didn't get to be a working artist anymore, that would take away a lot of things that are very nice and that would also provide things that are very nice, like peace and quiet. - And boredom and seeing your family more. That's a big thing I think about as I get older is I'm like, wow, to be an artist and travel for like last 10 plus years. At some point when I was young, without even realizing it, I kind of decided, I'm only gonna see my mom, et cetera, a few times a year until they died, which is a horrible thought. - That's crazy. - The difference in prioritizing, I could never have that career because it's really important to me to live down the street from my family or something. - Yeah. - We all are choosing things and unchoosing something else. - Yeah. - So you're 100% right that if you start playing that game of what you're missing or what you could be missing, but you know what, I learned that therapy in this change my life. - Tell me. - Anxiety is not about what could happen. It's about what has happened. - Hmm. - You think what if this happens because your system, your somatic system, your fight or flight, all that, remembers things that have happened. So you're having these physical responses that to you don't make sense because you're like, why am I panicking, I'm at the grocery store. But something about your body remembers something that happened before that was bad. And so it thinks something is about to happen, but that's not based on fact. Your system is just reacting. We all are like writing Linux, Mac, Windows, iOS, whatever, we're writing our operating systems while we're like sucking our thumbs. Which is why later in life, when we have reactions to things we don't understand, it's all make sense. When you say, I don't understand that. That doesn't make any sense. It surely does make sense. It all makes sense. And then I think you get more sympathy for other people because when somebody else has a reaction, they don't understand or shows their ass. You're like, we're all just fucking lizard brains slamming to each other, having reactions we can't explain. - Have I asked you about God before on the show? What's all you talk about? - I know, I talk about all the time. - Do you mean a Lannis? - Yes. - Yeah, what's your favorite song? - By a Lannis? - Yeah. - Thank you, Annia. - That one? - Thank you. - No. - Oh, I love-- - Hand in my pocket, I really want. - What do you say? - All I really want. - For great song. - It's a great song. It's so repetitive in the best way. And. - Don't worry about that. - That's God. - Don't worry about that, that's God, that's a lot of us. - She's up there. - Leaving a hand job. - The 10 year anniversary of Jagged Little Pill is the 2005 release where it's all acoustic. And that version of all I really want is all orchestra. And it's very turned. - Yeah. - Really love her. - What do you think about actual God? Do you have a religion? I don't know, I don't know if I've ever asked you. - I wasn't raised religious at all. - Really? - At all. - Wow. - So I have no, everything about it is, it's like me watching religious people's meet, was like me watching Simone Biles do back flips. It just seems like humans are wacky and that's crazy, and weird. - Yeah. - Shout out to Simone Biles, I don't think you're weird. But I mean, it seems like-- - It's crazy that that's something you're dedicating your time to. This is doing so many flips. - It's a stretch of like a human, you know, I think all different cultures, who before the telephone the internet, didn't even know about each other, all developed their own little religions. And so I do think there's something in us that gets something out of believing in God. And I think that that instinct is beautiful, which is why I like, not Christian music. I like old folk music that talks about God and stuff because I think it's a beautiful instinct. - Yeah. - But I don't believe in it. - No. - Is that bad? - Not a lot, is that so you're saying no God? - I'm, I don't believe in it, I'm not saying there's no God. - Right, right, you're saying you don't believe in God. - Yeah. What do you think happens when we die? You're so zen and so peaceful. I'm really interested in like what you think, what do you think happens after this? I think to believe that something better happens when we die is a complete slap in the face to the gift of being alive right now. - You have told me this and I think that's beautiful. - Like, I love that. - We're here. - Yeah. - You're like, when I die, it's gonna be so conty. No, it isn't. - No. (laughing) - To me, like, it's like, believing in heaven, believing that when you die, everything's gonna get so fierce. - Yeah. - Do you know who thinks that people who hate you? - Yeah. When you die, it's gonna be fierce. - Oh, it's gonna be amazing when you're not here. When you're not here, it's gonna be a fucking key. - Right, like when it happens, you know what I'm talking about? - Yeah. - When it happens, that is gonna be fierce for me. - Yeah, that's gonna be amazing. - I can't wait until that happens. - Dancing in the street. I'm gonna be running naked. I'm gonna just go withdraw cash in the bank and run through the street, like. - Do you know what though? I am gonna be sad. - Why? - I just, I said this recently when somebody evil died. I do get sad about it. And people accuse me of virtue signaling. I was, this is on Substack where they use bigger words to still be fucking annoying and dense. - But I. - Do the Substack. - Oh yeah, I love Substack. - You do? - I love Substack. - Captain, I had it for a year and it was like, I felt like Bart Simpson writing on the chalkboard every day. Like, it was like, it was hard. - I love it. I love the writing on there. I think there's so many brilliant writers on there and there's so many artists I love who are using in really interesting ways. My favorite Substack is actually, Chance and I, everybody, Doyle runs a music review Substack called Night Swimming. - Cool. - He does new music every week. And he only does like review, he only reviews things that he likes and it's really, really, really fucking good. In the time, I find a lot of new music. I love Substack, but I posted on there that I, I do get sad even when a really evil person dies because I think life is so precious and beautiful and being alive is so special and amazing and I can't believe that I get to be alive. I love it so much. And I'm so glad I'm alive at the same time as all of you. But yeah, when someone evil dies, I don't, I actually, I think I used to feel joy and as I've gotten older, I feel a real genuine sadness. Not like, oh my gosh, I'm so sad that they're gone, but more like, I feel really sad 'cause I'm like, oh, they really never figured it out. They spent their life being hateful and hurting people and it makes me sad that they wasted their time on earth doing that and it overcomes me even if I feel joy that they're no longer in a position to do harm. I get immediately overcome with sadness that that is what they did. Do you know what I'm saying? - I do, I do know what you're saying. - And I really feel that way. And I feel, and it isn't me being like, I'm too good to feel mad when an evil person dies. I'm just like, I feel sad. - When my, this isn't maybe, maybe too much, but when my stepdad died, who is horrible, it's, you know, terribly abusive, alcoholic, horrible, horrible. I would fantasize about him dying every day for years, which is horrible, I mean, that's horrible to say, but when you're in like a real abusive cycle, - Of course. - You don't think that you can go to school and tell someone and it's gonna be over. You think you're, it's a weird mind game where you can't leave and you don't wanna, you know, it's crazy. - Yeah. - And then when he finally did die, it was like, hey, I felt all this guilt 'cause I felt like I psychically made it happen because I wished it too much. And then also, I felt like, wow, this is what we did with our time on Planet Earth, me and this person. - Yeah. - And it can't be fixed now, it can't be changed. I don't even have the luxury of later having some resolution from it or some kind of apology, it just, that was what it was and that's it.
And I was surprised at the feeling you're saying which is regret almost like the second-hand regret of like that's what we did That's what we did while we were here. Okay. What would have been so much nicer is for that person to have I mean, I can't say that for you I'm not saying you would have felt this way, but I think in my position where people who have like Done immense evil. I think what would have been nicer is for them to have an about face and like apologize Then tried to make right and like I think that would have been so much more pleasing than like them Just dying evil and thinking they were right because that's the thing is they die thinking they were right. Oh, it's fierce Yeah, it's fierce. Especially. I mean, I don't really feel bad for conservatives when they die Maybe you're not different, but no a lot of people agree with you. I Don't feel super bad. I feel too be clear though. I don't feel bad for them. I just feel bad Okay, I understand there is a difference. I don't pity them. I don't feel sad for them I'm not sad on their behalf I don't wish that they were still here doing what they were doing. I just feel sad and it's more about me and us than it is about them. Does that make sense? It's a more like a wasted life thing a little bit wasted purpose. It's pity almost. Yeah, that's us Yes, especially because so many these like hateful thoughts are taught It's like damage if that same person would have been born in another family or something They wouldn't have dedicated their whole life to this or whatever, you know Because I don't think anybody's born homophobic or anything like that But then they get taught that and then they just walk around the world being crazy. Yeah I'm homophobic though. You are one of the most homophobic people I've ever seen. I am yeah That's the funny thing is conservatives and gay people. It's like do you hate gay people because so do I know and then well And then so many of the tender queers are like you're playing into their hand and I'm like, I don't know I think I'm being silly about my community and they're making laws I think it's actually like I think I can actually play around of course like I am homophobic not I am homophobic Would I would I would I off myself right now to better the lives of gay people in a second? Yeah But but they were funny outfit. Yeah Why are they so when your face about it? Yeah, they're shoving it down our throats. Yeah, ideally, but maybe I think I don't I'm some ways I'm like end stage woke. I'm like stage 4 woke, but in a lot of ways I like to make I'm gonna make fun of queer people till I die 100 percent. It's just fun. I also find it's just fun I Someone messaged me the other day and said hey, can we either go on a date or can you buy me a car? And I actually really liked that almost bought the my car. Are you dating or not? Are you dating now? Do what you're dating right now? I am that's the same person. No. Oh, I'm dating around. Oh, you're dating. I'm like in the process of dating I love that. It's a game of numbers. You know, I know that's like kind of corny But it's about keeping your options open. I always have a boyfriend and I don't think I'm that great But I do think oh bitch don't piss me off. No, but I'm not some kind of like one of the biggest catch in the universe But I'm not some kind of like the second I'm single become out come out wherever you are. It's not that I just think I'm I'm open. What do you mean open ideas open to different thoughts open to possibilities and you're a huge catch Admit that I get caught. So yeah, Trixie. Thank you. I'll take it. We got there. I get caught Yeah, you know and when I got my pernugos again, you know what else they found my pussy And it was big. I pulled it out. I put it on the counter and we waited and it was Slapped it down and it was heavy. It was very doctor pimple popper. Yeah, okay Go ahead. No, don't back off of it. Do you remember in the show whenever she removes stuff? She shows it to them That I think is so over the line. Yeah, she'll cut out that nerf ball on their back and be like I'm about to make some look at it I'm about to get a tonsillectomy and I want to keep the tonsils honey. Tell me about your tonsillectomy. Okay, I was 19 Okay, I was in school, and I was having some problems with singing still do and they they were looking at my throat and they said God, they're so big. Let's just remove them and Hurt so bad. Yeah, but it was a week of like you don't realize how many small tiny smooth muscles are there Yeah, until every micro movement hurts Yawning with some of the worst pain I ever felt okay when you're stitched up back there and you accidentally yawn Mm-hmm. I like saw stars from the pain. Yeah So bad. So what everyone says you're gonna be fine. No, everyone says it's the worst thing that's ever happened to them It was it's the worst adult pain I've probably ever felt. Yeah, they say you need a day for every year. You've been alive to recover. I'm 31 Fuck yeah, but you know what though? You could go in a hyperbaric chamber pardon It's that thing where you get that like higher percentage of oxygen and it helps accelerate healing. They have that in LA you could do How long would you stay in there? Um, you just get in there for like an hour. I've never done it But when I got um, I recently had my third hemorrhoid removal Why are they how are they getting which is a lot like your throat? It's reverse. Did the hemorrhoids need to be removed? I thought they just kind of went away on their own at a certain point. They're squatters. They need to be like They need to be it's like my hemorrhoids are like hippies who chain themselves to trees like they are not Going out without a fight They're just gonna stay if I have like you know The Google tell me one more time that just give it a few weeks your body will resolve it on its own Well, stop asking her you clearly have a special situation with your hemorrhoids. Oh me and my My lovely proctologist who I've seen for 10 years me calling. Hey, it's me again. I don't even say my name. They know who I am They know what's going on work cut out for they know what's going on Being your proctologist is not not an easy job micro dirty jobs. It's it's it's awful But that that takes a while because again, it's a your throat and your butthole is a smooth muscle that does a lot of this So the process of everything is just It's an area that you want to heal fast this yeah, and it's not going to feel as fast you want no everyone's saying It's really really bad the eating sucks. I've had strapped seven times this year And that sucks eating. I'm not you can't like eat for it's gonna be horrible. It's a lot of ice water. It's gonna be a lot of milkshakes Um, they're gonna give you things for the pain like steroids and stuff and you're gonna think you're so much better And then it's worse. Oh, they're gonna give me well. I'll tell you what they're giving me for the pain What the highest fucking concentration? I want the strongest pain meds. You can fucking think I'm scared of them I'm gonna try not to take them But I from what I've heard I will need them. Oh, yeah, cuz you don't even drink. I don't I don't really drink I'm off Weed and Soda right now I'm off Weed and Soda you have no idea what this is done to me. I'm not having Dr. Pepper anymore. I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry. I'm not having Dr. Pepper right now. What about Mr. Pib? No None of it not even diet coke not coke zero Not my group here. You drink peria like sparkling water. Why would I do that? Sorry, I don't like them sparkling water makes me mad and I'm obviously lashing out at you right now It's not about you. Right. I'm feeling fucked up from being off Soda And I'm missing Weed as well, but I had a crazy panic attack and I saw through the universe and I had to just stop This episode is brought to you by Hinge. 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Well, that's not true. Chances positive towards me all the time. I wouldn't touch him with a 30-foot pole. He hates you. Chances loves me. I pulled in the parking light working for me. He doesn't like working for me. He opened my car door. He scared me. He didn't have any coffee for me by the way and he goes, I hate Caleb. I said, girl, you need to. Totally. By the way, coffee's not his fault. That's Michelle. So if you're going to get mad at somebody, get mad at Michelle, she's going through something right now. We're working on it. She's had really terrible time with time zones and coffee is lately. She's just, she's comfortable. Everyone who works for me, who works for me, is too comfortable. I'm genuinely over there. I'm too kind. I'm too kind. You can't do that. You know, Katya and I recently, we've been balancing, we want to have an environment where everybody we all have fun. Yeah, but also. That's what I've done for this show. That's what I've done for these guys. Now, like when we walk in, the camera's going to be ready. The air conditioning got to be on. You got to do this. Yeah, right? They're too comfortable. You can't find good help anymore. They don't have your coffee ready, but chance I will say, despite, you know, does he do anything for the money he gets? I don't think so or I don't see it. Does he love me deep down? Yes. I know that he does. It's true. He also has fabulous hair, though. So it kind of feels like that's what you guys do here. Doesn't he? He invites it. It keeps it tight. It's gorgeous. Thank you invite bald people on here. Yeah. And you all do your panting pro v commercial shit. Yeah. It's fucked. Yeah, it's really fucked up. It's fucked. It's really fucked up. You know what the best part is, I'm at this age now where all my gay friends are getting transplants and they're all have maybe the hair loss that maybe you have if you have any. I do. There's a ball to put back here and my hair line's pushing back. Okay. They maybe have maybe maybe as much as you, but even less. And they say things like, oh my god, I feel like I want to kill myself. And I go, oh, you do because if you were bald, would that be horrible? Yeah. I was doing this. I was doing this. I was watching this, this DJ sat online and they were playing vinyl. I like to watch the people. I don't play vinyl, but I like to watch the people who do. I think it's cool. And they have an overhead cam. And this guy reached over to change records. And he had just the tiniest little sack. Could you wee a coin of skin visible? And somebody in the room goes, oh my god, did you see that? I would be so pissed. I said, what? They said they just showed his bald spot. It would be so pissed. And I was like, oh, would you be pissed? Would you be really pissed off? You don't even have a bald spot. That's what I go ahead. I'm at the point where when I wash my face, I go back to here. Yeah. And when I wash my new shampoo, I'm doing it to the upper lip. It's because it's hard to tell where it stops and starts. It's all, this is no man's land. This is that area where you can stand in four states. Yes. It's like maritime law. It's like no one knows how to govern. I take. If someone got killed on your forehead, we don't know whose jurisdiction it would be. I take my my my noxima and my head and shoulders and it makes it together and I do this whole area. It's just a one fell swoop. Who knows? You get into men's grooming. You probably have nice products. Oh no. I don't, I don't, I don't do, I don't have a skincare routine. And I use the other day I got a haircut from a new guy here in LA. And he came to my hotel room. He's got my hair goes to a product to use. I go, oh, crew fiber. He goes, damn, old school. He was like, he was like, he was like embarrassed for me that that was my product. Crew fiber, I feel like does work though. It just, I love, I also, I will say, I can't, I love my little bald spot. I love my fucked up teeth. I love that they're a little yellow. I love that ones push back. I like that my hair lines pushing back. I like, I am like, I don't want to get any work done. So why are you going to therapy therapy? If you love yourself so much. That's internal work. Right. There's some stuff in there that might need to be worked on. Physically, I think I'm completely gorgeous. I love the way I look and I'm excited to get older. I'm starting to get gray hairs and I'm starting to get wrinkles. I'm excited about both from Trixi. I did, though, the other day, well, that's actually a couple months ago now. I Google, I started to Google Am I 11 sex addict and I typed in Am I L.O. and it auto-populated Am I Lose Rewards member? And I laugh so hard that I stopped. Didn't look any further. Were you? What, a Lose Rewards member? No, but I also want to, I want to know who is so confused about that. Well, I'm a Rewards member motherfucker. I don't buy anything anywhere without signing up for the loyalty program. My email unbox is a wreck. You're famously the only person on this show who's ever insisted on getting their money from the Truvall segment. Still haven't got it. Oh, I mean, I did get it. You got it. I did get it. You got it. Thank you for that. If that's coming, I'm going to win again. It's going to happen this episode and I don't think you're going to win and if you do, you're not getting paid. But the funny thing is you've talked to Mateo about it, didn't you? Yeah, I talked about it on your public care. Oh, like what, and what is she missed? Unicef? She just does all her shows for free. Nobody gets paid in this industry. Mateo? Yes. Mateo would never like rake a deer friend over the Coles for 50 bucks. Mateo might also not tell someone they get money and then I'll give it to them. Cut that. I love he is so, again, another embarrassment of Rich's person. So handsome, so funny, can sing. You know, he also can draw. He also speaks like 18 languages. He can cook. What he needs to do is leave us all the fuck alone. I just was at a bookstore yesterday or two days ago. Elliot Glazer launched his book and I went to go do his talk back. He's so fun and sweet. And he, I saw Mateo's book sitting there called, like, you're cooking your pasta wrong or something. Yeah, he's like shirtless and an apron. I was like, whatever. And by the way, he's the sweetest person alive. I'm having Mateo Lane fatigue where I'm like, you need to leave us alone. I know. You have it all, bitch. Wait, and I just saw him. He's on Broadway, playing Billy Flynn, which he was fabulous in by the way. I got to go see the show. He was in Chicago with Christopher Rodriguez, friend of the show. I love Christopher Rodriguez. They were fabulous together. I've never met her. Theater people are fucking hero. I don't know how they do it. I'm not doing it. Jinx. Jinx, doing all these serious, serious singing movement. Yes. Rolls. 18,000 shows a week. Time is 11 cents in a handshake. The way Kotie and I, well, we're on tour and we have like four a week. The way we have suicide packs. Yeah. Like, you don't understand the way we. You guys barely do anything up there. Nothing. Oh my god. We do the pod live and recently one of my friends came and said, I, you guys were great. I wish you guys would have done a show though. Live podcast. So valid. So valid. To Cheris, but I always, Kotie will be like, she'll get so nervous that we don't do anything during the show and I'll be like, they're coming to the pod. Yeah. These people have watched this for the pod for years. They know what they're coming to see and she's like, okay, but should we do a number? I'm like, no. I actually need a number. I need to take that pressure off myself. I'm in the Kotie camp of like, I feel like I'm never doing enough for the audience because I can't believe that people are paying money from their job that they worked to come and see me. But I'm like, we got to add a, do we got to add something else? We got to have a pirate technique show. I got to whip up my nut. I got to do something. Right. Yeah. I don't think they want to see my nuts act. Maybe some of them. Do you ever do power points? Kotie and I have been doing power, shitty power points that we make day of. That's been really fun. I know. I was in your Kansas City one. Oh yes. You mentioned me in it. Not nearly enough. I put it in wicked. Yeah. You put me as like a very small role towards the end of the presentation, which just felt like you're in my hometown. I like taking you out to lunch. It feels like I could have been. You think it was payola? Yeah. I just think you could have done a little more for me. Maybe you could have, I think I was recasting wicked and maybe you could have filled in for it. Because AOC was Alphaba. Yeah. So maybe you should have been Alphaba. You could have brought me out or something. Fuck. AOC, right? What? What? That's what you said, kind of. What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What do you think I said? Do you want her to run for president? Of course. Really? Oh yeah. Nice. Bring her on. You'd vote for that? My issue with any candidates is that in America, you have to be 35 to run. Fuck that. But if you're 35, they say you're too young. Then why is it the law? You're right. Why is 35 the minimum age if when you run and you're not 50, they're like, we got this young guy. No, we don't. 35 is. 35 is near death. Yeah. I just feel like 30, if you are 35 on the day, you should be, nobody should say you're too young to run for president. That shit pisses me off. Would you ever run? No. For any office? No. Really? And I'm not even going to do it.
joke about like, well, based on who's won, I guess anybody could know, I think the pendulum should swing to people who are very smart and could do a good job. Yeah. Is that wacky? Am I woke? You're not at all. I'm going to run. You could run? I'm going to run. What is your education in? Social political communications, my undergrad degree. Let's give them. Give her the crown. I mean, I will say I need someone, if anyone in Kansas City is listening to this, someone cool and leftist. We've got a mirror election coming up. Someone cool and leftist. Is there a run situation going in KC? No one stepping up. It's Polarud from Kansas City. He sure is. I see. Recently saw a video of Jenna Ortega talking about Polarud, talking about Kansas City. Yeah. He loves it. He loves it. It's from Kansas City? No. Oh. It's like Polarud, Jason Sedacus, Heidi Gardner. You? Me. I'm over there. They have a charity show they do every year there that they bring a lot of people for. Recently, I told someone you lived there and they, they were like, oh, wow. And I was like, why is it bad to live where you're from? Why is it bad to not to not live in LA or New York full time? Well, yeah. I don't. I'm like, I think it's nice. You're going to come soon. You're coming to Kansas City because you're going to do the, you have benefit show for the KC tenants. Oh, yeah. I was told that it is a fundraiser for people who are getting, unfortunately, like legally, trying to get kicked out of places they live. And I don't like that. You don't like that. That's not you. I don't like that. And I admire the way you care about shit. The only evictions you do are the hemorrhoids out of your asshole. Oh, my God. Can't do it fast enough. I'll get those lawyers over here to help me with that. Yeah. I'll send the sheriff's office down there to bang on the door. Yeah. Have you read hemorrhoid? Oh, sure. It's awful. I know. Am I just a little small guys that go away? You don't do a lot of receptive anal sex, do you? No. So it's like who cares? Is that how you get them? Not me. Oh. Not me. What? Not me. I swear to God. I don't know what's going on with my body. I'm not a pusher. I'm not a, I'm not a, I'm not a strainer. I'm not a sit on the toilet and scroll on the phone. I'm on the toilet for 40 seconds. I'm able to just sit and it's all over quickly. I swear to God, I could have a movement in 30 seconds and it could all be water. And my body has a new hemorrhoid that's like, whoop. So I don't know. You don't know. You're just unfortunate. I'm just unfortunate. And you know what? Recently, I saw an article on Out.com and this could be a lie. Tell me. And it said, here's my anal sex is actually good for your hemorrhoids to heal your hemorrhoids. And I don't know if that's true. That seems like something Out.com would make up. Out and them are playing with the boundaries of journalistic integrity very often. Girl, it was like them.com or Out.com or something. And they had an article that was like, I'm 67 and I'm wanting to get to and to have my first time same sex experience. What is your advice? It was a 67 year old and I just commented 67. This is the beloved community that we're supposed to be in. You know, you know, similarly what happened to me once was they out.com had an article about two whales that fell in love, that are gay. I just commented and I got a band on Instagram. I got a strike. Metal will bring you back though. Crazy. Yeah. TikTok. I got a strike for yelling where is Mitch McConnell on it during a DJ set. I was DJing a drag and by the way, it doesn't make sense that I yelled it. It was at a pool party. I just turned the music off and went, where is Mitch McConnell? Turned it back on. You got a strike for that? Yes. There he is. It's crazy. Not even saying a bad thing. Asking where you are. Yeah. Drop a pin. Let us know. Drop a pin. Proof of life. Share your location. Then he shows up in suit separates and sneakers in a wheelchair and we're supposed to be like, oh, good. He's back. Oh, girl. It's like an AI video of him at Disney. Stop electing these old fucking dinosaurs. I don't want to be age just either because that also sounds bad. No, I do. Get out of office. What are you doing in office when you're 80? What are these? What are these lifetime positions? Fucking kids, sit in the park, knit a sweater. That's what they are doing. They're not at work. Get out of Congress. I am ageist about this. No, I'm dead fucking serious. If you put me in charge of this country for a little bit, we are lowering the H2B president to 30. We are abolishing the electoral college. We are overhauling the two-party system. And we are putting an age cap on serving in any public office. If you are over 65, you better go play fucking Mahjong and hang out in the park, bitch. Or it's over. Or transition to, like, another gender. No. Yes. Transition to, like, do the charity events, do the appearances, kiss the babies. Do like the, um, I was a politician and I still like these causes. You can still do your waving and endorsing. Of course, being publics. Be involved. Do ribbon cuttings at Froyo shops. I don't give a fuck. You cannot be in Congress anymore. And I would, I mean, do you know how horny I would be if it was like, oh, I loved him. And you know what? We lost him at 65 because he retired, but I loved his policies. Do you know how much happier that would make me get Bernie's ass out of there too? Sorry. Girl. I love him. I love him. My rule is going to affect him. You got to go. And that's what I mean. Like, I hate sounding like a blanket statement about people of ages, but I don't know. It's like, when you see someone's grandma on Instagram and they have a VR headset on and they dive through a wall because they don't understand how VR works. They should not be able to be like, take the headset and be off like, that was, that was weird. I'm going to go sign in some bills now. Yes. And honestly, we're going to be on John Federman, too. It's not even an age thing with him. It's that he clearly had some head trauma. And we can't be drag queens. All the best drag queens are old, transition to drag, RuPaul, 60-something, the peak of beauty. You're getting up there. You're getting up there as well. I'm 36. And you're talking to your game. That's what's funny is, drag queens, drag queenism is a 21-year-old drunk person's game. The rest of us are just flies on shit. We're a vulture circling. I will never be one of those drag queens who's like, I'm 38 and I still got it. I know that I've overstayed my welcome. I know that. I'm not going anywhere. Yeah. But I'm not a politician. Well, you're going everywhere, just not in drag. Right. Just not in drag. And I'm one of those drag queens who still gets in drag. Yeah. All these other girls are drag queens. Yeah. Are you kidding? I've never seen you in drag. Pods are the only time I'm not in drag. Seriously, when have you ever seen me anywhere? If you see me at a poster and says, "Trixie Mattel will be there," you never see, you know, this showing up. You never see Moby showing up. I just wish you'd come and drag to my show every once in a while. I had to drive to Santa Monica. You think I want to be in Santa Monica? You think I should be in the Volvo with the wig on. Do you think I want to be in Santa Monica, Trixie? Mary, do you think it brought me joy to bring you to Santa Monica? I said to him, I said they'd better be giving you guys some serious kickback because I thought I was going to East Hollywood. This kickback, they get paid to do nothing. No, no, no, this studio. There better be some kind of deal, some kind of steep cut because my god, I had to get the airlifted here and you have a New York studio too. And everyone here is lovely. I only have a New York studio. This is not my word. We're borrowing this. Oh, is that why this all looks so temporary? Yes. Yeah. I mean, because what is this saying? You know what I mean? Well, there's some hats. New York, LA, Kinsey. I didn't make this up, but I think they did a beautiful job. They made the banner, they have a fireplace, some tassels, which of course represent me. This is actually incredibly chic. I, you know what it gives, those plugs that have the ponytail. It's giving this one specific coat that Mayoral Warren double wears Prada too. She wore this coat that was covered in tassels that is so fucking chic. I saw on the plane the other day somebody was watching your movie right next to me. The worst Prada? Yeah. Oh my god. Look over and saw you. I love that shit. I love, I get embarrassed when I see myself on things, but when I see someone I know, I'm like, I get really into that again. That was cool. Oh, that was cool. I like that. Kind of. Kind of mask. It was hot mask. Someone sent me a picture of the other day on a plane of someone in this row watching my HBO special and someone like two rows up watching double wears Prada too. That's great. And I was like, that's really cool. That was nice. That actually made me feel good. Trixi, I was flying with my partner and Trixi Motel was showing on like Air Canada and somebody was watching it. It was like me and my ex and I was like, what's about the window? Are those clouds? Oh my god. Beautiful. Beautiful. Pull up the shades. And then something, I think some of the airlines have draggers. What do I, I always rewatch the office on airplanes. Yeah. Because Delta always has it. So I always put it on. And then what else do I be watching? I watch the flight tracker. What's easy? I do too. And I like to know what I'm going over. And I just, people think PCMe crying on a plane. I'm watching the flight tracker. Yeah. Weeping. Oh, I flew to Turkey and Turkish Airlines first class has a middle seat, don't ask. And so I was in the middle seat and by the way, as a white bald person to fly to Turkey, the flight attendants were like, it's a big trip. Rest up. This is a big trip. Rest up. You're going to need it. This is huge. This is huge. I'm like, yeah, can I get a champagne? Thank you. Yeah. And this woman next to me is watching the notebook and the notebook is so good. Yeah. That I, she's watching it with headphones. I actually can't plug my headphones into her shit. I watched it. The whole movie like this with no sound and cried still. This woman. Imagine you're flying to Turkey. You look over. Trixi Mattel. It's sitting there crying. Yeah. Out of drag. It's sitting there. Watching your screen. No headphones weeping. Weeping. Picture. That just shows how beautiful performance is they given that movie. They give beautiful performances. Let me tell you something about Rachel McAdams. I would do anything for her. Yeah. I love her so fucking much. She's one of our greatest actors. She really is. Doesn't get talked about enough. And the woman who plays that character, the older woman? Yes. I forget her name. She passed away last year. Yes, she's amazing. With no sound where she realizes this, it was us, oh my God, like in Walter Mathau I think or with no whoever. Oh, I forget. James Garner and Gina Rowlands. Okay. The scene where they have that, she's like, how long do we have are the kids okay? She was beautiful until the day she passed, but when she was young, she was a dime. Yeah. Do you ever seen her young? Of course. Of course. Gina Rowlands that she's beautiful. She's absolutely beautiful. Wait, hold on. I was going to ask you something. It was about planes. You were talking. train. Oh no what's he. - What season of drag race were you on? - I was on season seven. - You're on season seven. - And I was on All Stars three. But I have little peppered in little cameos here and they're little. - Did you win? - I won All Stars three. - You didn't win your season, that's sad. - No, didn't win. - Who beat you? - Violet. Violet Chachki. - Oh, and I don't even know who she was 21. - How old were you? - 24. - Oh my God. - Yeah, it was a long time ago, it was like 10 years ago. Katie and I just re-watched it for our, we re-watched All Stars two, 'cause Katie was All Stars two. We just watched that on our-- - Did she win? - No. We watched it on our Patreon, I don't wanna say Patreon, people get mad, our peaceler. - Yeah. - It's our peace. - See if we get mad when you say Patreon? - Yes. - Why? - We launched the Patreon and people were not happy. I don't know, well also the nice thing about drag is the backbone of drag is someone walking around the room being handed money. So it's never really ghost to be in drag and be like, can I have some money now? - Yeah. - Oh, absolutely. Oh, go to the car and get my credit card. Like, it's really fine. - Yeah. - Drag is all about walking around asking for money. - 100%. - As far as I know, my first drag show ever, you walk around and pretend to sing someone also song while people do this. - I wanna watch your drag race sometime. The one that you won, I don't wanna watch you lose. I think that'd be really sad. - You know, even when I did win, it was, I kind of lucked out, it was almost like a formality. - What happened? Someone forgot to put the paper working on time or something? - No, I don't know, you'll have to watch it. It was sort of like, well, that's a thing about drag race. Nobody's ever happy who wins. - Yeah. - It's always, people are upset about who did it. - That's the thing. - In a lot of ways, it's nice to not win because then your whole life, you just hear, I really loved you, I wanted you to win. - Yeah. - And if you do win, then people are maybe more mad at you on behalf of who they wanted to win. - Yeah. - But also the money's nice. But the government takes, it counts as lottery winnings. When you win drag race, the government takes 40%. - You win money for winning drag race? - Yeah. - Oh my gosh, how much? - Now they win $200,000. - They win $200,000 if they win drag race? - Oh my gosh. - But I mean, the government takes 40% of that. So, 120 or whatever that is? - Yeah. - You win 120? - That's still, that's an incredible money to do. - Oh, it's great. - And it's better than doing all that and not win it. - He's so, you're so right. You're so right. - It's an incredible money to just pretend to be a girl today. - Oh, put on a dress, put on a wig and change your name. - Yeah. - I'm like, "Oh, I just finished all my music festivals." And I was like, "Wow, my whole life is a musician. "I've always wanted to do music festivals. "All I had to do was change my name, "dress as a different person and play other people's music." - Yeah. - And all of it was possible for me. - And you got it. - And I got it. - And you did it, and I'm really proud of you. - You know, you train your whole life to go DJ and 90 degree weather outside. - Yeah. - It was death-defyingly hot. - And you're doing it. - And I'm doing it. You're throwing a pink disco all the time, it seems. - Although it was, we're outside. And we were in San Francisco and all these people were like, "God, it's cold." It was like, "So gay people have the nerve "to complain when it's cold outside "and complain inside when there's not of air conditioning." - Yeah. - We're not happy unless it is magically 71 at all times. - I can think of the last concert I went to where it was magically 71, and it was a beautiful evening. I remarked on it the whole night. - What concert was it? - It was Nathaniel Raitliffe in the Night Sweats at the Starlight in Kansas City in Hanako, and opened and she was fabulous. - The Night Sweats? - Yes. - They call themselves the Night Sweats and there was no sweating. - Nathaniel Raitliffe in the Night Sweats. You guys should collab. Nathaniel Raitliffe doing song together will be really funny. - You had me at air conditioning. - Hello. - Nathaniel, the way you will get this crossy down there if you get the good, what is that bad? - Don't say crossy. - Crossy, crossy-t again. - Don't sing. - Don't. (laughing) - Trixi. Yesterday I was with Brittany and she goes, she goes, "You know, I was talking to Trisha the other day "and I was like so lost for a couple of seasons." - Did she mean me? - Yes. (laughing) - And I thought she was talking about Trisha Patives and I was like, "Where is this going?" 'Cause she was talking about it in a familiar way and I don't know, Trisha. And I was like, "What the fuck is she talking about?" And then I was like, "Oh, you're talking about Trixi?" And she was like, "Yeah, yeah." And I was like, "Pretty." - She's my complainer friend. I think she and I like came up around the same times and well, she's significantly younger than me, but and she's significantly more famous than me, but we complained together. So I call her and I pick up and she's like, "Girl!" And she's like, "Girl!" And then it's just the Indiana Jones Boulder starts rolling of everything that's pissing us off about. Everybody who you know, you know. - Every time she and I hang out, it ends with us holding each other's hands and being like, "I can't tell you how special it is to know you." - Yeah. - I can tell you how lucky I feel to be your friend. It gets therapy quick. - Well, you know what my hard pitch is here. - Tell me. - My hard pitch is that me, you, Drew, and Brittany get to do the view. - Yeah, you've been pitching this. I really think we should just do a live tour together. - I also would love that. And I know the big problem is that all of us are stretched in our own cinematic universes. So it's a little bit-- - I'm available. - It's a little bit like Justice League. We're trying to get Batman. We're trying to get the Flash, the Wonder Woman. - I'm available. - I think it'd be so fun. - I would be so fun. We should just do it. - We could do something really easy too. We could do like two weeks, just like four cities where you can whatever, call it a day. - Well, we're gonna need to stay in a lot of these cities for more than one night. I'll tell you that. - You think? Why? - Because we're gonna sell the shows, Trixi. - Oh, we could do Radio City. - We could do three Radio Cities. Yeah, we should do a tour. - Have you done Radio City? - I've not done it. I was-- - Oh, you should. - I was meant to do it this year. - I didn't. - But then I didn't go on tour. - It's really crazy what people will turn up for these days. - It's nuts. - I know. - I know. I couldn't, they, not good air conditioning though. - In Radio City? - That's how they getcha. - Fuck. - Katia at a tie raid. Afterward, she called. I'm gonna tell everybody. Katia after the show. You know, it's like, oh, it's Radio City, whatever. Oh my God, it was me. Katia and then Kelly was in our show, Kelly Mantle. And we're doing our sound check. And we're like, you know, Katia are so fucking over it. All the time, it's horrible. It's like, you look back on these experiences and you're like, you're such an asshole. Why weren't you being me, but it's not a good look shut up. And then Kelly comes up to us and goes, oh my God, y'all, it's Radio City music hall. Can you believe it? And we both are gonna go, oh shut up, Kelly. (laughing) - Shut up. No, I love Kelly. - But it was so hot. Katia called all the managers, agents, everyone into her dressing room, closed the door, and screamed and cried. It was fierce. - I love that. - And I love when she forks out. 'Cause I'm so used to being the only person who, I never wanna be difficult. And so it's like, oh, here's Tracy Martell that Diva bark in her orders again. But when Katia gets pissed off, everyone listens. - Really? - Oh, it's great. Whenever I really need something, I call her and have her ask for it. - I really want a big Diva moment soon. I wanna like blow up on my team. - I do, I really wanna blow up on my team. - You have a microphone there right here. - Should we cut, no, not these guys. It would be really sad to blow up on them. I wanna blow up on my team. - Do you want me to? - What? - Want me to? - Blow up on my team? Yeah, go blow up right now. - I'm so fucking sick of all of you. - Here, drive down an alley. - Bring up the laziness. - And this, the laziness. I walk in here, we're in this makeshift studio. That's like what, the set from an office max commercial that didn't run. To sit with Miss Thing here. I was gonna let makeup on her legs. - Why would I have makeup? Why am I in part of it, just y'all? - Because of the bruises. - There's bruises? - Well, there's gonna be. (laughs) - Don't, Tracy. - Trying to call my manager right now. I wanna know what the biggest Diva moment I've had is. She's not answering. - What's up, Roman? - How did this get to this old version? - I'm not able to. - Completely unbreakable. - That's really, it's like when Valerie Cherish calls CAA and she only can get a hold of the assistant. - Wait, hold on, I got a voicemail. Oh wait, wait, Tracy, this is crazy. They were trying to call me during this episode. What is going on? - We'll find out later, don't worry about it. I wanna know what my biggest Diva moment was. Guys, what's been my biggest Diva moment? - I've never had a Diva moment. - You, how, yes you have. - How? - I have to have had one. - No, you and I tell you, when I think I've had a Diva moment, I call everyone apologizing and they're all like, girl that was, that was not a Diva moment. - Really? - 'Cause you gotta understand, I work in drag. - Yeah. - The bar for being a decent human being is in the basement. - It's in hell. So as long as I say, fuck you all, please, like it's fine. - Yeah, you know, I hate all you bitches, love you. - I don't think I've had a big one. I have little ones mostly around impatience and I'm working on my impatience. I don't think I've had like a huge one. There's not been something that I've needed to like call everybody and apologize for yet. - Well, maybe I should have. I don't think so. Guys, what's my biggest Diva moment? - The only one I can think comes to mind for me is, and it is a small one and it was pretty justified. I forget what city we were on in Taurus. In the later half of the tour, we were all very tired. You were dealing with like a leg injury or something. - I did, I hurt my foot, I fucked up my foot. - He's pretending he doesn't remember it, but all these things. - Yeah, all these things. - He's like, I don't know. I could think of maybe one. - Right. - What I do. - We were in the rental car, we'd had like a rough flight, we'd had a rough like process of getting the rental car, they took forever, you were really upset, and when we pulled up to the valley for the hotel, you took the keys and threw them at me, and then went straight into the hotel to your room, and did not-- - I did not. - You took them, you didn't like chuck them, but you like tossed them at me, and then just went straight into the hotel. - I think I tossed them to you. - Wow. - I know I didn't throw them at you. - I've never done something like that. - I'm serious, I never have. - I think I threw them to you. But yeah, that was, that was, I actually do oppose it. - I'll tell you what I'm horrible then. - The Meltdown was at the Critics' Choice Awards, and I got nominated for my little special, and all the other specials were like real specials. Peacock, Netflix, and in mine was self-produced, so I already was like, oh my god. And anyway, I was gonna lose, 'cause it was against Bo Burnham inside, he deserved the win, of course, but I couldn't believe I got invited. So I go, and I'm standing there, and it took so long to get there, and I had to shoot all day, at all, at World of Wonder, I had to shoot all day in drag, and then go straight to the red carpet, which was fucking bogus looking back, or should I just cancel, what are they gonna do, shoot me? But, so I get there, and I'm in the back of this line waiting, and other people's publicists keep cutting the line, and I'm waiting, and I'm waiting, and then I can't get up to the front of the line, this other publicist comes up, and she goes, oh my god, Trixi, I was trying to represent you, and I go, yeah, I like the people I'm with, and she goes, well, if you were my client, you wouldn't be in the back of this line right now. - Period, bitch. - And I go, oh, is that what you do? You go to the back of the line and try to harass the least famous people here to drum up business? Honestly though, that's a great pitch, you're right.
- You wouldn't be standing here looking like a fool. - I did say that and she goes, "I don't have to draw up business." And then her two Ailes clients come grab her on each arm and they walk to the front. So then I keep waiting, and I keep waiting. I get to the front of the line and the most famous people show up last. So they're all cutting last. I'm still waiting, waiting, waiting. I get up to the front of the line. It's both Smith, it's Chris, and Stuart, it's everyone. And then they close the red carpet, turn off the lights. And so then I go, okay, I guess I'll go inside. Didn't get a picture in the dress. I go inside to the cocktail hour. They close the cocktail hour. - I made me wear a cry, Trixie. That was a really sad story. - And then Matt and Bowen go, you wanna come in and sit with us? And I go, I don't have a ticket. 'Cause I have not, with a network, and the tickets were $1200 a piece. So I didn't buy one. So then I just went home in the Uber, and I sat on the couch and watched myself lose and drag. But I rode the whole way home, sit, and I can't sit in a car normal. So in drag, I sat like this on the floor, the whole red home. But the moral of the story is when I'm really upset, I don't blow up, I say nothing. - Trixie, that's the saddest story I've ever heard. And the person I was on the car with later said, I knew you're upset because whenever you're really upset, you say absolutely nothing. And that's like chilling. 'Cause you're always talking. - You say this, when you say nothing at all. - But you know what though, this is also, I'm playing the blame game. Why don't you get there early enough? Why don't you cancel your day shoot? Why don't you, there's a lot of why don't you that I should have, why don't you get a ticket? I know I didn't, it was $1200, but why didn't I buy one? Just buy the ticket to go into the board show. - Absolutely. There's a million things you could have done. - Why are they charging nominees? - But the picture of you standing in the line when they shut the lights off and close down the carpet. In drag is like so deeply sad. It like makes my heart ache. - It was crazy. I think I begged one of them to turn the lights back on and the person I was with took a iPhone picture. That was my picture from the critics show, it's awards. - Trixie. - Well, what's so true to you? - I might have said this last time, but I feel really strongly about it. - I don't do it, who cares? This rigmarole surrounding people's biggest fear on an airplane is that they're gonna have to check their bag. Check the fucking bag. - Disagree. - And if you are in group K, why are you standing right at the mouth of where we're getting to the point? - This is real. Why are you standing up there? You know you're not boarding yet. - It's not time yet. - Yeah. - Even if you're standing in the front. - Yeah. - Until that fucking science has group seven, you are just a statue collecting pigeon shit. - Yeah, and you're in Trixie's way? - It's like they're standing there like on your marks. Like shut up, we're not going anywhere. It drives me insane. And then, I'm not even saying it's because I'm obviously group one, but it's not even about that. It's not about that. You're blocking the old people, the infants, the toddlers with wheelchairs, military service members, pilots, anybody who's getting on before you is having to hunger games like sidestep around you because you are standing there like if you don't get on this plane, and if they have to put your bag on a blue tag or whatever, that you're going to off yourself. - Yeah. - It's so extreme. - I am going to off myself, do not check my bag. - Just-- - I want that fucking bag with me. - Just sit down until they say group L. - Yeah. - That's all you have to do. - Yeah. - I just think it's crazy. - I think you're right. I agree with you. People waiting at the front when they're in a very late group that's annoying. - I am going to put my bag on the plane. I packed in a very specific way for a reason, and I don't trust them, no, it was my shit. I want my stuff. - Do you take a carry on to your gags and you don't bring a check bag? - No, I don't check a bag. - I guess for me, it's because of drag. I have no option to ever not check a bag. - Yeah, you don't-- - So maybe for me, I'm like, this is so stupid. - I've gone to Europe for three weeks with only carry-ons. I'm very serious about the carry-on. This trip, I had to have a big check bag, and I asked Michelle to bring it with her, and she will be taking it home. I do not want to travel with a check bag. Waiting a baggage claim to me feels like torture. - My partner travels with like, in his bag, like the toothbrush, the phone charger, the pajamas, just just in case, which I do think is smart, 'cause I don't do that. - Well, your medications, anything that you need, anything you know you need, you should never check, but I don't check anything. I take two carry-ons. I take my away suit case. They have never paid me a dime. They will not give me anything free. Away, go ahead and do something. - They want you to go away. - They want me to go away. I don't talk about our brand, your bad for business. And then I have like a backpack with like my laptop and books and stuff, and that's it. - Do you buy into the propaganda of these Weekender bags that have like, kind of like mine where they have like, you're meant to be able to put a pair of shoes in the bottom, a change of outfit, like a bag like that where you don't have to, I just always need a rolling suit case, right? Can you get the airport with a bag with a strap? - It's annoying. I have a garment bag that's really great. That's a garment bag that rolls up into a duffel. That thing is chic. It's fierce. When I need to bring dress clothes. - That's pretty cool. - You can put shoes and underwear and everything. It has side pockets. It has a laptop thing in the back. - You don't have to steam. - It's sick. - You don't have to steam, do you? It's pretty rolled up. - It's pretty cool though. I think, I mean, I always travel with, 'cause we have to travel with like, three bags of drag at least. Three huge rolling suit cases of drag. Sometimes they guitar, always I have to DJ, so I'm always bringing my computer, DJ, like at least some small DJ equipment. So I just have never, I've never been able to pack light my whole life. - Yeah. - It's never happened for me. - It's not for you, it's not gonna happen for you. That's not your journey. - And I can only do a backpack. If I do anything else, it's getting left. - Yeah. - Sometimes it's some of my little synthesizers and stuff. Forget it. I always forget it. If I put the computer, the iPad, in the pocket, it's gone forever. I've lost so many iPads on Delta. - What? (laughing) - Just get it, get all the box, charge it, download some porn, leave it. Surprise. - To exceed you. - Do I watch porn? - Do I watch porn? - Very rarely. - I've been off porn for like a few years. - I'd say I watch porn like, like once a month maybe. - I pivoted to, again, living in the moment. If I want sex, let's do sex. - Say that. - Let's do sex. - Say that. - We don't have to do, we don't have to do total recall. - Yeah. - We don't have to do FaceTime, you know. - So I don't want to watch those guys have sex. I was hoping to do it. - The jerk-in-off iPad, baby. - What? - Like, you have the phone and that, like. (laughing) - It's crazy. It's crazy. (laughing) It's crazy. - Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that at all. - You're not doing phone porn? - I'm like once a month, I might watch porn. If even. I'm not, I also, you can't watch it anymore. They banned all the good sites. - I've watched so much phone porn that, but I do watch it on a bigger screen. I'm like, everything's too big. - Too much hair. - Too much hair. - Too much hair. - Yeah, you get scared. - It's like I'm at the Wizard of Oz at the dome. - It does too much. It's too much. (laughing) We're not supposed to, wait. I've never been to the dome to see those big movies, but I think it'd be really overwhelming. - I would like to see something. I would like to see a movie in the dome and not a concert. - What would you see? If you could go to the dome and let's say you could pick the movie in your mind and just snap your fingers and it would be that movie. What movie would you wanna see in the dome? - Gorgeous bastards. - Holy shit. (laughing) Holy shit. - I wanna be in there. - Is that the one with the Nazis? - Yes. - Is it Tarantino Film, right? - It is. - I have seen this. - It's really good. - It is good, sorry. - It's tov on my manager. Hey, what's going on, brother? - Hi, that's Tarantino. - Hey, I'm sorry. I know you guys tried to call to talk about actual work. I'm on the pod with Trixie Mattel right now. - Hi. - Oh my God. - Trixie says hi. I just wanted to know what do you guys think my biggest diva moment has been in the years that we've worked together? - Oh my God. We're gonna begin. That's such a good question. - Where to begin? - Where to begin. - Where to begin? - I don't know, there's no diva moments. - Olivia, come on. You guys know I've had one. What is it? Hold on, Trixie wants to talk. - Okay, obviously that's your client, so you can't tell him, but it's just me and you're talking now. - Okay, so what's that? - So what's the tea? - Oh my God. I'm really trying to think. - They're stressed. They're stressed the fuck out right now. - I wonder if you're actually filming. - One time I was on a pod with him and he called his manager in the middle of it. That was kinda rude. - That wasn't rude. That was for content, Trixie. That wasn't rude. - Olivia's sweating. - They love you. All right, hang up on them. - All right, hang up on them. - Hang up on them. - All right, well thanks for the input. - Refusing to answer. - Hang up on them. - They paid so much money to not even give me a good look. - Is it a galaxy note? - It's a galaxy, what is it? A galaxy pixel? Or is it Google pixel? - Oh, is Google pixel, do you love? - Yeah. - They are amazing. I did a little thing for Google Pixel and I got to use the phone for the commercials. - Yeah. - That is an amazing phone. - They may stop putting all the fucking AI in it, but I like the phone other than that. - Pixel 9, I think I had the camera. - They're calling me back. They have an idea. - Wait, did you guys think of something? - It's not a bit. (laughing) - And the unison, we thought of it. - All right, what is it? - Wait, you didn't want to go to the Oscar. - Oh. - Are you guys nervous about me putting that out in public? - No, that's not what we're here for. - They said ask your publicist. All right, love you guys, bye. - No, you know, I-- - I got invited to the Oscar. - I'm pro-warcho, but I think it's like my critics or a story, it's okay to admit that going to them is a Tetris, it's a lot. - I just don't have an interest, I don't like a word show. So I'm not interested in them, I don't care about them, I don't care who one, I don't wanna be there. - I feel that way about a lot of them and premieres because to me, if I'm gonna go to premiere, I'm being invited to go and drag. - Yeah. - Me sitting in a movie theater, and drag. - In the dark. - I only did it for Barbie. - In the dark, yeah. - And they put me, you, you and drag in the dark. - Because of my hair, literally, literally, literally, I've gone to them and when I go to them out of drag, I get treated like, why are you here? And when I go in drag, I get treated like, rightfully so, a huge obstruction. - Yeah, 10 foot away from Barbie. - A 90 pound Hollywood people. And I'm like, excuse me, excuse me, is this me? Is this me here? Okay. - Yeah, I'm here. - Marge Simpson with me.
and like grind back her shoulders. - Yeah. - And I went to Barbie and drag, and they put me, and they put me in the ADA section, which was smart. - Appropriate, yeah. - I was in the ADA section, which was the best choice for somebody dressed like Big Bird. - Yeah, you needed to be in your own zone where you could have some space. - 'Cause I get really insecure about, I turn around to the people behind me and say, sorry, Brittany and I went to, we were doing that cover shoot for Hollywood Reporter for YouTube, and Brittany and I were like, all right, we gotta take us to Little Shop of Horrors right after this. - What was the piece? - It was like how YouTube is like, it was like about like top YouTube creators. - Oh, and they picked you guys. - We don't know why. - Yeah. - Never see hires. - Yeah. - Brittany needed, a woman and they need Brittany a gay guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - They, Brittany and I had to go straight to Little Shop of Horrors, and I thought I'd have time to get out of drag. - Yeah. - And I'm in an off-prob with theater, which as you know is TSA, it's like small. - Yeah. - Well, I'm sitting like this, 'cause I have three wigs on. I feel so bad. That girl from that movie divergent, forget what her name is, she's sitting behind me and I'm going, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. And she was a fan, so she was nice about it, but no matter how much you're a fan, you are. You can't see through my head. - Yeah, you like to see this. - So I had to watch the whole show, or it looked like, like, "Sort it may seem like a gag." - Next time you have to go to an event and they want you in drag, you should wear a huge wig that has a hollowed out like window. Oh, so people can see through it. That's a great gag. - It should be like the back of the Delta seat. - Yes. - Where you could plug headphones in and your charger phone. - Yes. That's amazing. - And it's just a simulation flight tracker. - Yes. - And I'm crying. - And they can watch it, you're crying, yeah. - I really want to see Rocky Horror. - Well, right now you need to play a game. - Okay. - I can't talk to you about Rocky Horror right now. You ready? I'm going to read you 15 statements, so you're going to tell me as quickly as you can, but I just said it was true or false. If you get 10 or more correct, we're going to give you $50 US dollars. And I know that we will. (laughs) - Am I still the only guest that wanted the money? - Yes. - I'm going to pronounce these first ones wrong, I think. But beta is the capital of Libya? - Wrong. - False, it's Tripoli. The first Star Wars movie was released in theaters in 1975. - False. - False is 1977. A mile is 1600 meters. False. - It's true. - Fuck! - Angela Landsbury was born at sea on a British naval ship. - That's actually true. - False was London. - Fuck! - Wisconsin State motto is forward. - That makes you so embarrassed that I don't know. - True. - It's true. - Yes! - Exxon mobile has the most gas station locations in the US. - False. - False at Shell. - Puffins meet for life. - Like the cereal? - No, it's a bird. - Some sort of penguin or something. - They don't. - It's true. - Fuck! - Only 3% of the water on earth is fresh water. - That's true. - That is true. Barnes and Noble was founded in 1873. - That's true. - That is true. - Uh, UW. UW Milwaukee's mascot is Perry Panther. - It's true. - False. - Pounce Panther. - Fuck off. Like I ever went to a sporting event. - In my 16 years, I spent getting an undergrad there. (laughing) - I had part-time jobs. Am I being punished? - The humorous bone is in the leg. - It's true. - False is the arm. - Oh! - The Minnesota Vikings have never won the Super Bowl. - That's true. - That is true. Grizzly bears can run at speeds up to 35 miles away. - How many do I have to get? - I'm 10. - I'm getting this money. - Grizzly bears can run at speeds up to 35 miles per hour. - False, they can go fast in that. - It's true. - There are no wal-marts in Hawaii. - True. - False. - I? - I'm getting so pissed off right now. - Wizard of Oz had its world premiere in Green Bay, Wisconsin. - False. - It's true. - What? (laughing) You are not telling the truth. - How'd she do? - Seven. - Seven. - I counted seven. - Okay, well, fuck my money then. - I don't wanna pay you. - I don't wanna see it. Yes, and it rates a lot higher than 50. - Has anybody else ever won? It's based on income. - Oh, yeah, plenty of people won. - Didn't Lizzo win. Lizzo's not been on the show. - Trixie. - Wait, no, no, no. I did that. I did some kind of press piece once. I was like, "Name that tune." And the two people who won was me and Lizzo. Different thing. - Different thing. - A lot of people, Lizzo. - A lot of people always mix us up. - You and Lizzo? - Yeah, that makes sense. You guys have a lot in common. - Do you think in Australia they say these are? - Yes. - A lot of Leeds are. - What is all this? - Hey, it's Song George. - Good as hell. Do they love you in Australia? - Don't know. - Australians, if you're here, shout me out in the comments. - You've never been in Australia? - No. - Too far. - They would put it somewhere else I'd go. - They love comedy and they love gay people. - I don't care what they love. They need to love being closer to the US. - I'm not taking that flow. - Do you go to the UK? - Yes. - I guess I'm trying to think of like, 'cause your content is all in the English language. I bet maybe similar to Kochy Knight, you do well in a lot of the English-speaking areas. - I do very well in the UK and it's a six-hour flight from the US, which is very appropriate. - I love the UK. Those bitches can take a joke, any kind of joke. - They're cool. I really love British audiences. - That's incredible. - I'm actually filming my first British TV show soon. - Fierce. - I can't talk about it, but I am- - I might get freaked out. - Because I wanted to brag, but I didn't have the ability to share the full details. I'm really proud of myself, 'cause I've worked very hard to get to where I am in life. And I wanted to share it with my friend, a dear friend, who I love very much. - I know I'm Wisconsin because you just said brag. - Bragg. - Bragg? - Bragg? - Sometimes we gotta go, Trixi. I love you so much. Thank you for doing this. - Thank you so much. I guess since I didn't win any money, I'll just go gas up my car and make the trip back to Hollywood. (laughing) - You're so annoying. - Next time I think if we could get Uber helicopter to me. - Do you wanna tell people where they can find you? Maybe we could get some views on your stuff finally? - That'll be great. I'm at Trixi on everything, including YouTube, TikTok, everything. I'm not at Trixi on Instagram. Somebody who owns it, I think it's a fake account. And I tried to get it from them. They said they wanted $60,000. - You have that? - Yeah, but at what cost? - $60,000. - 'Cause I want, I want it to be at Trixi on everything. It bothers me that there's one platform where I'm at Trixi in the town. - Yeah, it's okay though. I think you're doing well. - It's okay. What else do I have to plug? When does this come out? - Oh, we don't know. We don't know. - Could be initially September 3rd, but don't hold us to that. - Okay, it's a little early, but I have a Halloween EP coming out called "Til Death to Us Part." - Huge. - And I have a Halloween special I'm doing. - Oh my God, fun, I love that. - I love Halloween, I love spooky stuff. I'm doing another special and I love it. I might have to call you out for a little bit part. - Easy. - And it would be a voice note only. You wouldn't have to do anything. - It's done. All my friends are drag queens, so I have to make up roles for them where they don't have to put any makeup or wigs. - Yeah, 'cause the one thing drag queens hate, ironically is getting a drag. - Doing drag? - I feel bad saying that here or not in drag. - Of course. Next time you come on the show, I'm sure you'll come and drag. - I will. Will you wear those shoes? - Not if you don't want me to. - It's bold of you to wear them and then be like a natural like crosser, like I'll hoard out like this. - These shoes are cute, people are gonna like these shoes. And you're gonna get a lot of hate for hating on these. - I think the lesbian osteoplane white air force is if you're some kind of fashion. - These are fashion, those are for lesbian osteopaths. - And that's what that is mean, Trixie. - You are a strict shift manager at. - Cut the cameras. (laughing) - Cut, we're done.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The host shares personal experiences around health, relationships, and self-care, including sleep patterns, medical scans, anxiety, and therapy.
A recurring theme is the value of process over outcome in creative and personal life, especially in overcoming chronic anxiety.
The conversation touches on body image, including discussions of baldness, hair loss, and self-acceptance.
There is humor around everyday quirks
The host emphasizes emotional resilience, gratitude for life’s small joys, and a dismissive attitude toward societal expectations of success or perfection.
A candid discussion on mortality, evil people dying, and the emotional impact of witnessing harm reveals a deep sense of empathy and personal regret.
The host critiques societal norms around dating, body types, and gender, advocating for openness, authenticity, and emotional honesty.
There’s a strong emphasis on self-love, including embracing imperfections like wrinkles, gray hair, and physical flaws.
Summary:
The transcript captures a candid, humorous, and deeply personal conversation about health, relationships, self-worth, and life’s absurdities. The host reflects on a range of personal experiences—such as sleep patterns, anxiety, full-body MRI scans, and therapy—that reveal a journey from chronic self-doubt to greater emotional balance. She emphasizes that the process of creating and living, not just outcomes, is what matters most, especially in a world obsessed with results.
The conversation also explores body image, with humorous and vulnerable moments about baldness, hair loss, and self-acceptance. Relationships are discussed with honesty—challenging societal norms around dating, attraction, and expectations. The host expresses empathy toward people who cause harm, noting a painful sadness when evil individuals die, rooted in regret over wasted lives.
Throughout, there’s a strong theme of self-love and freedom from societal pressures, celebrating imperfections like wrinkles, gray hair, and everyday quirks. The tone blends levity with insight, offering a refreshing take on mental wellness, authenticity, and living fully in the present moment. The host’s journey reflects a shift from fear to peace, grounded in gratitude for life’s small, beautiful details.
FAQs
The transcription doesn't provide specific advice for this scenario. It only mentions the question being raised in a conversation and the speaker's lighthearted response about the 'beloved community.'
The speaker believes that adults don’t need as much sleep as commonly believed, citing a personal experience where they slept for 10 hours and 42 minutes and felt 93% ready for the day. They also note that phones in bed are bad for sleep and recommend avoiding them.
The speaker shares that a full-body MRI scan can reveal coincidental findings like scoliosis or tiny tumors, which might otherwise go unnoticed. They emphasize that early detection can be life-saving, as seen in a case where brain cancer was caught early and removed.
The speaker explains that therapy helped them understand that anxiety stems from past trauma and physical reactions, not future threats. They now view the process of creating and making things as more important than the outcome, which has brought greater peace and joy.
The speaker dismisses the concept of 'types' in relationships as silly, stating that everyone is different and that focusing on appearance or traits like height or age is pointless. They believe relationships should be based on energy and chemistry, not predefined expectations.
The speaker was not raised religious and does not believe in God. However, they acknowledge that humans naturally have a spiritual instinct and find beauty in old folk music about God. They believe fully living in the present is more important than believing in an afterlife.
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