Trisha’s AWKWARD Run-In With A Former Enemy + Blake Lively’s Met Gala Drama | Just Trish Ep. 274

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What did you say? Wow. Yeah. Oh my God. This matches our photo shoot we just did. This is my favorite week of the year. My birthday. It's my birthday and Mother's Day, which feels just so wonderful. We already celebrated this morning by doing what mommy loves best, photo shoots. And it was, you know what my girls I think know makes me know that it makes me so happy. They really put so much excitement and energy into it and it makes me happy. We had a really giant tall pink cake that was like six foot tall and like eight feet wide. It came on this like 27 foot truck. And that was really funny. Shout out Drip Dome. And the kids were like climbing on there. And they really just give their all. And then once the yellow sunflowers came for the Mother's Day photo shoot, they really were like, all right, let's lock in. And they just had so much fun. But they crush it. They're like so good at it. But I think they just know it brings me so much joy. I love photo shoots. Moses, you crushed it too. I love seeing it with the daisy flowers. He was wearing those fast Nova shirts that I got, which I was so excited. I was like, I didn't think you would like those because I know you have your own like style shirts. And the fact that you wore the one with the daisies made me so happy. And you just crushed. You did. I did not have any yellow shirts. The family was family to their full extent. Little Aquaman was in there. It was good. We had matching shirts. And the minute we walked in, everyone was like, oh my God. There's something cute about it. Yeah. Well, he's a baby. All babies are so cute. Should I open these now? This is so exciting. Yeah. It's great. I mean, you know, Molly, we wanted to go to Target and get you some stuff. I haven't been to Target in so long. Oh my gosh. Maybe the big one first. Okay. You have an order. This was Tana yesterday on Not Loveline. She said there's an order to the presents. And I was like, oh my gosh. Okay. This is just Mother's Day. There's birthday gifts. Well, I did. Sorry. I did say I didn't need. Or want anything. And I really mean that. I really mean photo shoots mean everything to me. I love doing them so much. They're my favorite thing. Plus a really exciting announcement is happening too on Friday. Well, really Monday. You'll see. But there's a lot happening this weekend. And like the biggest thing isn't even my birthday or Mother's Day or Euphoria really. There's even something bigger. The biggest it can get. My wildest dream has come true. And you guys will hear about it very soon. The biggest, biggest, biggest thing in the whole world. And I'm so excited for that. So there's just like a lot of excitement. I'm just like trying to keep my cool about it all. On top of being 38, which I love being 38. I love getting older. Everyone's like, how does it feel getting older? It feels great because you just don't care. Every year you just care less and less. And I only care about things that matter, honestly. It's just like whatever happens, happens. That's life, right? You figure it out or you don't. And you keep it moving. And there's some beauty in that. And also, you know, just being alive. Honestly, love that. You really think about that, right? It's just like, damn, we really made it to 38. And that's great. Gift into itself. All right. Here we go. Wow. Already. Is this from Target? Yeah, it's a card. This card we picked a couple of weeks ago. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Because when we saw the size of it, I was like, it's so cute. Oh, my gosh. It made me cry. Hannah's final gift to me. I'm sure you guys will see on that love line. Like, it made me sob. I was like bawling my eyes out. And yesterday was a tough day because my back hurt. My back still hurts, by the way. I threw it on my back. I can't move it. It was like a tough day for me. And it was just like made me sob. And it's going to make me sob, too. Oh, my gosh. Shut up, babe. To the most wonderful world. Thank you, America. So magical. Malibu, Elvis, Aquaman. Aw, and Dad. Oh, my God. So cute. I never thought I'd be a mom either. So, oh, my God. It's so exciting. It's actually before we even knew the flowers theme. I just knew about the cake. I didn't know about the flowers. Yeah, we were doing a full. Oh, their little macaroons are on their way, too. I don't know. Okay, yeah. They were like, we want real cake because the cake was made out of asbestos. What was on the cake? Asbestos is crazy. What was that? It was something because they're like, don't eat it. No, it's just wood and it's like putty. It's like, you know. But they said something. It's like Play-Doh, but it dries. With an S. Spackle? Yeah, like spackle. Yum. They're like, we want to eat the cake. And I was like, oh, we'll get real cake. So the real cake's on the way. And I was like, okay, not asbestos. So Malibu saw that and she immediately, she was like, this is for mommy. Oh, she knows. She knows we go to that club and we do a pickleball. Pickleball? That's my thing. I'm telling you. And she wanted to do like one for me and one for mommy. How sweet. She might think it's ping pong because I showed her the ping pong video from New York. Because she like plays it on her little phone. She has a little phone now, which is not a real phone. Well, it's kind of real fun. She takes like selfies. It's a kid's phone. There's a little ping pong game on there. And she like remembered it from New York. We went to the ice cream museum and I was showing her that. And we were playing ping pong. She might think it's ping pong. But she might love pickleball. Pickleball, I'm so good at. I feel like I'm like, pickleball, we got to play. We need to do a Patreon. I was going to say that. It sounds like a Patreon. Yes. Also me just thinking everything's a Patreon. We can do it for fun too. We can also just go and have fun. It's so much fun. I'm a pickleball queen. I feel like that's why my arms and shoulders are looking so sick. Oh my God. And it's a Barbie pickleball? I know. It was perfect. Because summer slows down a little bit for us. And I really just want to go to the club for like a week and just like play pickleball there for like a full week straight. It'd be so much fun. It's like my dream. Oh my gosh. I'm so excited. And it's pink pickleball. Wow. I love that she picked it out. I love that. I love it. All the gifts. She's good at ping pong too. Do you remember when we did the club with me and her playing ping pong at the ice cream museum? It's a pink. It was like a pink ping pong thing. And she was so good at it. All right. Wow. Thank you. Malibu and kids appreciate it. I want to subscribe to this. This is so cute too. Yeah. The floor is, I guess it's a very Mother's Day theme is to have flowers, I guess. Wah, wah, oh, wah. Aw. Aw. This is so cute. Oh, how sweet. The Hungry Caterpillar. I heart mom. Chicka Chicka love mom. I love that. I love Chicka Chicka Boom Boom. She was like, she would not put that one down. This one? The Chicka Chicka Boom Boom? I used to love this one as a kid. Oh my God. I didn't know this one. Yeah. They like just changed the names. The Hungry Caterpillar too. I used to love this one because like the worm eats its way through, or I guess the caterpillar eats its way through all the food, which is like everything. My mom is the best. Oh, it's Bluey. Oh my God. We love Bluey. Oh my God. Can't wait to go to Disneyland to see Bluey Land soon. And you're my little mama bear. She picked him out. Yeah, and we're thinking about, you know, that's for Elvis, Bluey's for Elvis. This one is Aquaman. Yeah. Oh my God. I love that there's a little theme in the Chicka Chicka Boom for. Yay. That's so cute. Oh my God. The best day ever. Thank you. Oh my God. I did not need anything. There's just so much happening this weekend. I think when my dad's 70th, I forgot it's Mother's Day too. I got to see my mom on Mother's Day. I got to see. There's a lot happening. Wow. Well, go tell your moms that you love them today. It's on May 10th is Mother's Day here, but there's also Mexican Mother's Day that is May 10th every year. So like in here in the US, Mother's Day is like always like the second Sunday or something of the month. And I guess in Mexico, May 10th, it's always Mother's Day, no matter if it's in the middle of the week or whatever. But it happens to fall on May 10th today. Everything's May 10th. So say happy Mother's Day to your mom. And if you don't have a mom, that's okay too. Oh, yeah, yeah. Your biological moms, your drag moms, your chosen moms, your mothers. Internet moms. Yeah. Internet mothers. Yes. Everyone's a mom. And you know. Just, yeah, pet moms. You know, if you're taking care of something or if you're at least taking care of something at least once in your life, you know. You know. You're mothering. Yeah. You're mothering and, you know, work. And happy, happy Mother's Day. It's a good day. It's a great day, actually. We love it. And this was so nice. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. It was very, very sweet and wonderful. And are you doing anything for Mother's Day? Yeah, I'll be doing brunch with my mom. And then we, both Darian and I, have to deliver your present. On Friday. Oh, my gosh. I know. We'll be here. We have nothing going on. We'll be dropping it off for you. It's a one of a kind thing. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah. Stop. I really don't. expect anything ever but i really do appreciate it it means so much coming from people i love it obviously you and moses and tana you guys like my core i really yeah i really i thought about because remember when tana texted me and i asked you if this was a real or a catfish oh yes she was texting me uh questions to ask moses about your birthday so what what is there i kind of put that together yesterday because she was like i wanted to make sure yeah she got me crazy she got me like a gucci a blood tank but then she was like really heartfelt like a book of just like it was like prompts of the reasons why she loves me and it was just like all handwritten by her was like so sweet you remember that when brooke went on there and said like oh how come she only got you a shutterstock book okay drama i forgot about first of all that's the coolest thing ever that's i forgot about that completely but she put so much thought because here's the thing right is like i look at her and i'm like oh my god i'm so excited to be here and she's like oh my god i'm so excited to be here and she's like oh my god i'm so excited to be here and she's like oh my god of course i get myself like a balenciaga gucci i don't anymore so like what's very special to get but like i don't know yeah when someone like hand writes something for you or just putting thought into stuff is just like i don't know it just means so much more another thing about getting older just means so much more i love a little gift i love gifts but when someone puts any thought into the gifts i'm just very appreciative i love it i love thoughtful gifts and i don't have many people in my life and that's why this year for my birthday too i was really just like there's so much going on i was like honestly i'm just good to chill so we'll be here we have a lot of people on friday which is great but um we'll be here we'll be here all day maybe we'll go out to eat maybe we'll go see what dominoes today i was like oh god i got so hungry the photo shoots were taking over today i didn't have time to eat and i was like oh dominoes kind of sounds fun there's lots of stuff happening oh are you okay well i'm trying to coordinate the cupcakes to the kids oh they came the cupcakes and the macarons i ordered them so many goodies because they really wanted that the cake was so enticing it was like a six foot cake and they're like well i'm gonna eat this cake and i was like don't worry we're gonna get cake after it's gonna be a whole cake weekend honestly it's gonna be non-stop cake a cake-a-thon if you will um no i'm very excited i love i love a birthday i just love a birthday too because like it's even if you like don't celebrate or don't do anything i just it's just like your day you know and it's fun to like go to every little store that gives you a free little something on your birthday i always see i've never done it but i always do tiktoks of like the guide of what to get for free on your birthday and it seems like a good activity does it have to be on your actual birthday i feel like you can just lie because i'm like i don't think anyone checks i'm Maybe we should go do that for Patreon and see how many free things we can get. But it's like, they might not be like, your birthday is May 8th. Like famousbirthdays.com. Right. They look it up and like. Wait, that's actually so fun, though. I'd be like, let's go get a free. That sounds fun. And you just get free. I think it was, is it Raising Cane's? I think it's giving away a free chicken box on Mother's Day. And I think everyone can get it. I think it was like, buy one, get one free. Not sponsored. But I think it was something like that. And I was like, that's pretty good. Shout out to all the places doing stuff for moms out there. I guess you could just lie about that, too, honestly. Be like, I'm a mom. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Maybe it's for everyone. Maybe they didn't eliminate. Like, I don't think they were specified moms. I think it was just like a Mother's Day promotion or something. Wow, there's actually a lot of free stuff. What can I get? You can get a free Slurpee at 7-Eleven for your birthday. A free large popcorn at AMC. At Applebee's, a free dessert. Arby's. With any sandwich, receive a free order of small curly fries and a small shake. Wow, that's actually everything. Ooh, a jamocha. Auntie Anne's. You can get a free soft pretzel. Baskin-Robbins free ice cream. What does that mean? You get a free two and a half ounce ice cream scoop. That's a pretty good size. Benihana, a $50 free complimentary birthday gift. Wow. What? If you're registered at the chef's table. Well, who's not? Like, that you should be VIP, Benihana. Oh, my gosh. Wow, there's so much. Oh, my gosh. Chili's, you get free dessert. Cinnabon, you get a free cold brew. The Cracker Barrel, you get a free dessert and a birthday song. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Crumbled Cookies, you get a free cookie. Any cookie you want? A $5 cookie. Oh, what are different prices? If there's like one. I think, remember, the pies are more, or like, you know, the really thick ones, the cakey ones. Oh, they said none of that for you. No. Wow. That actually sounds so fun. That is. It's a lot of sweets. And also, like, then we have to go, like, film, though. It's like, we're just, like, filming in public. Like, hi, can I have something for free? Like, I don't know. I mean, it does sound fun, but it also sounds a little scary, but. Hey, it's my birthday. Yeah. That sounds. Okay, and? I know. Right. That's, oh, my God. I feel like, it, like, shouldn't be embarrassing, but I feel like I'd be embarrassed. I know, I feel you. You know? Yeah. I would be, too. Let me just buy my own. Oh, my God. Okay, that's. Okay, maybe not. I gotta just order a Domino's. I don't know. But I do love all those deals. Honestly, those are good deals. And honestly, you should, if you're someone who's just not scared of public interaction. Without social anxiety. That part. That part, for sure. I have severe social anxiety and asking anything for free, especially because, like, you know, the influencer of all, they'll be like, ugh, these influencers think they can just get anything for free. Anyway, so, this week is wonderful. Shout out to all my Tauruses out there. Love you. We didn't celebrate Cinco de Mayo last episode. We should have done that. Oh, yeah, team. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Happy late. Mine's Ocho de Cinco. That's my birthday. No. Ocho de Mayo. Ocho de Cinco. Ocho de Mayo, yeah. Yep. Totally. But ADD is also so bad. It's so bad today. So, I always have to do, like, a blanket apology in advance because it's a little wild today. Mine, too. I think. Yeah. Just. You're undiagnosed, ADD. Yeah. I'll say it. Yeah. I think you give me a, I think if you have it, you can diagnose me. Oh, okay. I think whoever has it can tell me. I think so. I did, I was talking to Montana about it the other day, too. I was like, I think I need to go get a diagnosis because I would love to be, like, not love to be, but I think, like, then I can say confidently that I also, too, have it. Yeah. Because I do think I. Yeah, I think I have a little bit of it. I would not be surprised. And I think it gets, it sounds like it gets worse. I was, like, talking it through because I think when I do not love line, I'm so focused because it's, like, the conversation can go anywhere, but with you, I'm more relaxed because you drive the conversation. So, I was just like, so I feel like I'm a little more, I think about other things because I'm like, oh, I don't have to. Yeah. But I need to do my note cards. I'll bring you back. Yeah. But when we're both off. That's troubling. Then it's like, then I have to, maybe I need to focus in more. Right. Which is kind of good that most people, because sometimes I'm like. Yeah, I have to focus more on what Moses said because he says sneaky things and I'm like, okay, I need to focus more. So, I think it's, yeah. But that's a compliment. I think if you, if your ADHD gets a little looser around someone, that means you trust them and you feel safe because you're just like, I can just, my brain can wander. Yes. T, T, T. I agree with that. We wander everywhere today, but we're not wandering here. It's Hot Topics today. And there's so many. MetGala. MetGala. How are you feeling after your MetGala extravaganza? Oh, my God. It feels like so long ago, but also not at the same time. It was kind of weird. It was a long day. It was a really long day because we filmed early, super early. And then I went here straight to E.T. Oh, my God. Gag. The craziest part was when I was sending Jimmy the cards, I had to send them from like my office in Studio City. And he saw that like in Uber that it was coming from like my office. And then it was at the same time that Trish Crave posted Trisha Paytas arrives at the MetGala. Stop. And he goes, oh, my God. Trisha's at the MetGala. And I was like, what? He's like, you're sending it from your work. And Trish Crave just posted this. Is it A.I.? What? What? Was it A.I.? I think it was. I thought it was her Bridgerton cosplay. It was your Bridgerton cosplay. Oh, so maybe it was Photoshop. Yeah. Okay. Not A.I. A.I. is the worst. Okay. It was a cute little edit. I did see. It did look like. I did look like part of it. Yeah. I did look like a real. I don't see. Jimmy really was gagged. Oh, Jimmy. I thought he was Darian. Oh, my God. No, because Jimmy was like, did you guys film yesterday? Is she really in New York for the Met Gala? Oh, my God. They duped him. Was it Aska Crave or Trish Crave? Trish Crave. Duped. Wow. Dang. You got Jimmy even, who is an editor. I know. And I was like, I figured Jimmy would know because you say a lot of stuff like, and then you're like, oh, wait, Jimmy, cut that out. And Jimmy's like kind of the first to know everything because you talk about it. But yeah, Jimmy was fooled. The image was good at first look when you just glanced. Yeah. It was a good Photoshop. Yeah. And it had a little grain to it, too, to kind of cover up any edits or whatever. So it all blended in. You think Aiden did it or you think someone sent it to him? I feel like Aiden probably did it. He's really crafty like that. Very impressive. His stuff gets a lot of views, too. Oh, my gosh. I know. It was. The Craves are better at social media for us than we are for ourselves. A thousand percent. Which is so funny. I love it. A thousand percent. I know. Aska Crave issued the apology being like, I thought, guys, I really thought. He did. I know. I know. But, you know, we tried. Was that Monday? Oh, yeah. That was Monday. And so you went and then you're just like seated. Yeah. Well, I was seated. I couldn't even get up. Like, it was just relentless because there was just nonstop people. We were at E.T. It was at every hotel that the Met attendees stay at. So it was like we're at every hotel. So we had to post all of the hotel stuff. And then they're also at the carpet, like three people on the carpet sending videos. So we have to like just post everything. Just live. Are they doing it on iPhones? Yeah. iPhones. Miley Cyrus. iPhones. But yes. Yeah. All iPhone. And it's like. What? I mean, we have a crew there, too. But. Crazy. The iPhone stuff. Yeah, it looks better. Like if Michaela, if we're filming Michaela with an iPhone at the Hannah Montana premiere. She would have looked great. She would have had that debacle. Yeah. That is true. Because the coloring, all that stuff does. Yeah. Like a little debacle. And it's like the the crew footage comes via like a live stream. And like the service in the Met is terrible. So it goes in and out a lot. So we had to like all do iPhones. So they're on New York and they upload the footage like a folder. And then we like post it. And it's easy, but it was just so much that like I remember I finally was able to like go to the bathroom at like 730. 30 oh so and we started at one wait what do you mean finally got to go like you're gonna go busy yeah like i didn't have a like a chance to like get up but what have you really had to be if it was like i was gonna like pee my pants then yeah i would have but i was like no it's not like amazon where like you know in a bottle yeah and it's all like easy stuff but there's just so much i think we pushed like 200 videos so it was like how many did you edit personally probably over 100 wow yeah you're super full yeah that's crazy what was your favorite my favorite outfit tiktok that you edited oh they're all like really simple um that's why like the actual editing was easy like it wasn't anything like crazy i guess showing outfits my favorite was at the very end um i had my last like little bit of juice was um a knocky eye i posted a video of a knocky eye at the end and i really like gave it a little i'll put my whole um i posted a video of a knocky eye at the end and i really like gave it a little i'll put my whole what did you do i like there was only a couple video clips of her too like on getty so i had really like punched in i zoomed in 500 because i'm like i need to get the tears so good so i like focused on the tears and then just did a montage of her it's like really dramatic like orchestra music oh yeah to give her a real and i put a little glow i put a little sparkle filter onto it and i was like wow this is kind of giving uh she was my best dress actually that was my favorite that's so crazy that's so wild you said that was your favorite shot because that was like my favorite yeah that was my favorite one eddie actually got to put a little something into it she looks so good so i was inspired the second i saw her face i was like she's gorgeous yeah love her my favorite look throw my top three would be number one um i think emma chamberlain wow she does look very beautiful um a knock and then eileen goo i really love too she is what was she wearing she was the one that had the bubble dress and then the bubbles were like flying around her everyone loved that bubble everyone loved the bubbles uh-huh it was very glinda coded okay i think we do too many bubbles in our real life and i'm sick of the bubbles oh there's just bubbles oh my god outside down here there's open the bubbles and i'm like okay we have enough bubbles aquaman's birthday is bubbles my dad's 70th is having bubbles i'm like okay i'm done with the bubbles but i guess yes for the people who are not engulfed in bubbles every day it was cute it was a cute look i like the bubbles blowing around her yeah but that was fierce a little set design yeah yeah she looked really good honestly yeah chase infinity that's her name yes i love her she pretty much wore your rainbow birkin i feel i mean moses's interpretation yeah i think she interrupted it was your rainbow birkin yeah that was the inspo what was the actual inspo do we know for that it has to be okay the colors everything is exactly i guess i would have really missed this year's theme i mean she does look beautiful and it's my rainbow birkin i think i would have really missed this year's thing because i thought when it first was announced it's like it was like recreating costume wasn't it like costume something when it was first announced i swear there was costume in the theme um i don't think so i think it was just artist fashion or fashion is art from the beginning i think so we're gonna double check it because i really do feel like costume was in there because i think like oh that's so me it's like recreating the beginning there was something about cosplay definitely definitely costume right but we talked about how it's fitting for you right because i was like oh this is meant for me it's like costumes from film or something like that was like one of the oh i see where the mix-up was the actual exhibit is called quote costume art that's the exhibition inside okay yeah that's what i thought i was like they always do that they always switch because like it was like sleeping beauty but then everyone came as something else and i was just like the actual exhibition it's like they are almost like sisters i guess like they're related but it's not the exact same like the exhibition versus the theme so i thought everyone was gonna come in costume that's so fun like just as your favorite character so then when i saw i did i liked the theme thank you so much to home chef for sponsoring today's episode of just trish now you guys know my husband is an amazing chef and when he prepares dinner it's amazing but we have three kids under three and we can't do extravagant meals every single night that's why we count on keep our fridge stocked on those days that just get a little too busy very easy to prepare even i can do it 30 minute meals they can just toss in the oven they have 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cultural appropriation tease oh but i didn't really look into her what was it a kimono it was kind of was giving that with the blunt bob oh i did see that one so now i'm like wait did i see ai but i need my phone i need a it's kind of like a sculpture with a dress kind of down so that looked almost like that no this one was actual melting clocks with jimmy you'll be editor of the year if you can find the outfit i saw but now you're right now that you're saying that i remember the fabric no it was actual like clocks melting oh my gosh from a different year because i see things come up all the time but no i think it was i think it might have been ai stupid ai gets me every time i know you guys are right because i saw that her too with the the kimono yeah looking thing yeah dang okay i don't know i'm gonna find it yeah i was like i didn't really look at the print so i'm like maybe but now that i'm looking at the print there's no no because it wasn't it's like it was like a dressing clock oh my god i mean i'm it's giving ai that you probably oh my god was megan trainers real that was ai mama megan trainer wasn't even there because it was so literal i had like the starry night oh my god see that's what i'm saying oh my god like i hate ai now like what do you mean uh because i even when i saw her there i was like what good for her with all this hate train going for megan trainer she's like there you know i was like that's good and she was giving literal art and i was like all right i love that damn i don't even know what's real now anymore like i don't actually even know what's real that's like what's so annoying that is sending me all right well i don't i don't know anyone i don't know who showed up anywhere we're stressed we're fashion police oh we're stressed easily lauren sanchez bezos like i understand yes because then some people people love to comment in here oh but it's a reference to madame x the painting i'm like i don't care i'm not gagging i this could be boy wearing a blue shirt and i could show up to the mat and like no you guys but i'm referencing a painting i don't care like i still like i'm not gagging like i'm not eating it up so if you are you have access to literally every resource in the world every fashion house you could wear literally anything you want and you buy your way into the met gala at least gag you know what i mean everyone's mad that you're there the least you can do is gag us like you have access to everything why aren't you gagging why do you think do you think someone like i think you just can't buy taste and that's kind of the problem here you don't think so i feel like you could get the you could get la roche or something to style you like i feel like no i think she just doesn't get scammed you can get scammed into thinking that you're getting the best that's true like you spend the most on if you don't have taste you don't know if the people around you tell you oh this is amazing sometimes i think the designers of the mat are just trying to prank right like it feels like a prank sometimes you're like i don't know like look and we talked about this yesterday and i'll have into as like i really would be like like if they told me to wear like a potato sack i'd wear a potato sack like i would wear anything someone said looks good of course but i do think sometimes they're doing it to be a little messing with i think in the case of lauren sanchez besos like she's kind of in charge of the creative image because also her wedding dress was kind of tacky too and like she just has like a lack of style right i think she's like oh i'm skinny and that's enough like yes you have a face that you know is fairly snatched and you have a waist also that's fairly snatched but like we where where's the passion where's the style like be a little serious you know she kind of actually really pissed me off how do you buy your way into the met gala and then not eat like yeah literally uh i i guess i don't know what she looked like i didn't see it i'll show you just this blue dress oh oh yeah it is giving windsor Yeah, it is. Which we love, but not for the Met. Yeah, and, like, technically, yes, it could have been a reference to Madame X, the painting, but pick a better painting. Go into the museum and pick something that's a little bit more interesting. Like, what? Like, into the actual Met is where they pick these paintings or where? Just anywhere. It's just, like, art in general. So there's millions of art pieces. Literally, go do Moses' war. That would have been a good one. That would have been gangy. I know, I feel like that wasn't giving enough. Like, it wasn't on-themed enough. So boring. So, so boring. For an honorary co-chair, like, that's what you give? Was she? Yeah. She's up there with Beyonce? She, it was her, Nicole Kidman, and Anna Wintour were the ones that greet you when you enter, at the end of the carpet when you enter. Really? Yes, because they're, like, the committee or whatever. Anna Wintour greets everybody that comes in. Yeah, they stand at the end. They say, hello, welcome. I mean, she's probably just taking notes who's not invited next time. Yes, she is. Oh, my gosh. Who's blacklisted. Wow. And it was after the Bezos gave a generous donation to the Mets. So, like, literally, they bought their way in. Like, come on. What's the generous donation? How much? I don't know if they said how much. How come those people got in trouble? Oh, that doesn't seem, like, I guess it's a lot. Yeah, I guess it's a lot for just, I guess. Oh, yeah, $10 million. Wow. I mean, okay. I don't know. Oh, it says some reports say up to, it could be up to $20 million, but at least $10 million. Dang. That's not even a jackpot of the lottery. The minimum jackpot's $20 million. That's, hmm. So, yeah, easily my worst stress for sure. And it's all on her. Like, I know there's some, like, there was a model, Bavita Mendoza, and she was wearing, like, a blouse and what looked like jeans. Oh, my gosh. Okay. That's crazy, right? Yeah. Or what was her, what was her, what was she channeling? So, she was a guest, she was a guest of Chanel. So, they, Chanel, like, styled her for this. That's crazy. I know. And the jeans were actually made of silk, so it wasn't denim, it was silk. So, I think that's, was kind of the gag, was that it looks like denim, but it's not denim. And it was a reference to how she was discovered because she got scouted as a model when she was leaving the subway wearing jeans. So, the explanation of the outfit is that it's a reference to that. Okay. I don't mind that. Like Moses said, like, going with, like, a rainbow burgundy and being like, what the hell is she wearing? But it's like, I guess if you're giving, like, a little niche to your fans, I guess that's kind of cute. I guess, it's also, like, not her fault because, like, Chanel put her in it, you know? Yes, for sure. It's, like, a big difference between her and, like, Lauren Sanchez Bezos. Yeah. You wear what they tell you to wear. But, yeah, yeah, I, I wasn't really gagging. Troye Sivan also wore denim and I thought he at least looked good, but I think the blouse paired with the not denim jeans. It was just, like, so normcore that. Especially, like, look at the background, right? She's on the Met Gala stairs and all the beautiful things behind her. It's, like, she's so gorge. Like, why not give her, like, a moment? Like, she would, if anybody, could pull off something gorge. Anything. She's literally stunning. Yeah, stunning in a model. I feel like we didn't get enough gag that way, you know, and she would have gagged for sure. Mm-hmm. What did you think of the Kar Jenners? You know. Yeah, again, saying from somebody that wears fashion over, I would take this for what it is. I wasn't, I wasn't, like, wow. I feel like. I mean, Kris Jenner's facelift looked amazing. Like, she really did look. I mean, I feel like she had another one. I feel like she looks 40 years old. Like, she looks so. It's insane how young she looks and I, like, love it so much. Like, standing next to Kim, you're like, are they the same age? Are she younger than Kim? Like, she looked really good. I don't know. I guess all of them, even, like, Kim's. I wasn't. Like, wow. You know, I wasn't recreating it. Even last year, I remember when I recreated that little, like, gray cardigan, or was that two years ago? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, everyone, like, hated it, but I was, like, no, I was gagging for it. I feel like this was kind of, like. I don't know. Yeah, tea. Right? The girls just had their little corsets and their cute little bodies. It looked okay. I feel like the Kardashians, like, could have just done so much more. The Kar Jenners, if you will. Yeah. Kylie's was a reference to the Venus de Milo, the statue. And Kendall's was a reference to the. the winged victory statue. And she kind of wore Gap. But inside, she, like, took off her train, and, like, it was, like, waving it in the air to have, like, the wings of the statue. And that was gaggy. I'm like, well, where was that for the carpet? Yeah, why didn't you do that, I wonder? I don't know. Because you're going to have a leaf blower or something blowing it. Like, that's so weird. Like, come on. Show it inside. Yeah. How do you see inside? I thought they couldn't have phones inside. They have photos. They have photographers. And you can't have phones. I think there's, like, a limit of what you can post because people were posting Sabrina Carpenter's performance inside. I did see that, yeah. Yeah. And then there was a couple bathroom selfies that came out. Always a bathroom selfie. Yeah. Who took that? Who took it on their phone? There was a couple. The Blackpink girls did one. I think Jenny took one of the group of them. And Hudson Williams took one of him and Connor's story. And everyone was hating on Hudson Williams. But. The Shane Dawson eye shadow? Yes. That was crazy. Why was I kind of gagging? When he came on, I was like, okay, like. You liked it. It was just something. That's your era. That's your core. I like that he just kind of did something, you know, artistic. Do you think he was referencing Shane for real? Because you sent it to me and I was like, wait, I feel like maybe. You know what? They grew up on him. Like, people grew up on him. There was, like, you and Shane. Like. You know what? That's so funny. Because my idea as I was watching everyone come up and, like, everyone was playing the references of some kind of art. I was like, I think I would do the James Charles Unleash Your Inner Art. I would do the James Charles Unleash Your Inner Artist palette and I would be like, it would be different pigments dusted on to, like, you know, a white gown or something. That's what you would have done. The painted palette. Yes, the James Charles Unleash Your Inner Artist palette but with different colors. Like, almost Emma Chamberlain-esque but instead of, like, looking like paint dripping, it would look like, you know, powdery. Like, some little pigment was dusted on and then I would have a handbag and my handbag would be, like, a block symbol and then. Okay. And the X would be a. Lime in one line and then place on the other line. So, it really is sending a big statement. Okay. If you can imagine it. I was like, first of all, I thought he's enemy number one of the show. Why are we dressing like. It's a statement. I feel like he'd still be like, wow, I was representing. He'd be honored for sure but it'd be a statement. I like. I guess, okay, the handbag is cute. I like where you're going with that. Are you. And then I'd be posing with, like, keeping. Making sure the handbag is, like, center. Ooh, okay. Block, yeah. Like, title. Okay, I like that. I do like that, I guess. I guess it's giving a little statement but it's giving painted a little too much promo. Is anyone buying that painted palette? I think it's. I think it's done. I think Morphe. Is Morphe still making it? No, he has. His makeup line is painted. He has painted. But I'm talking about the James Charles Unleash Your Inner Artist palette from Morphe. I have no idea what that is. Okay, so that's, like, his. That's from, like, 2019? Oh, you're doing a deep cut, too. You would have been. Well, just because it literally is called the Unleash Your Inner Artist and. Got it. Okay, I guess I wasn't getting all the verbiage. Now I understand. This is me. That girl explaining her jeans and blouse. People would probably gag for it. That would go viral. That moment would go viral. You and Hudson would be, like, the 2019 beauty is art. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Here's a conspiracy palette. Yes! Is that what the Shane eyeshadow was from when he was like, ooh, I'm getting really good? That was his beauty. Yeah, his beauty influencer era. Yeah, he was serious, too. He was locked in. You remember he was like. Oh, I look how. He really was, like, proud that he was getting better with the eyeshadow. Remember? Yeah, he thought he was eating, for sure. That's something that would happen to me, though, for sure. I would think I'm eating and then, like. Oh, me all the time. Like, I don't want people to know I'm never, like, judging from a place of meanness. I'm judging from a place like, I know you thought you ate and we just didn't. I look at so many things in 2019 that I thought I was eating and did not. We saw someone on Monday that we talk about on the podcast. I gag. Okay. This is the problem. This is the problem with, like, doing a podcast. Doing a podcast and then going out in public is immediately. I also tell Moses, don't look. What's he do? Look. He's like, oh, he's not there anymore. And then he's like, oh, he's there. I was like, don't look! And I was like, don't look, of course he's there. What, do you think he just disappeared? Oh, my God. David Dobrik? Close. Should we say it or should we keep it a mystery? I guess it doesn't matter. Is it weird? No. Think about our area. I guess we can say where we're at. We're at the Cal. We were just talking about that. Calabasas Commons. Oh, my God. That's like every influencer. Where does that Sugarfish, me and Moses, and I was just like, I see a camera crew outside and I was just like, and I look and I was like. No, Clavicular is in jail or something, right? Do not. Yeah, I saw a camera crew and I saw hair and I was like, oh, my gosh. And then I, and I was like, I didn't think they were going to come to Sugarfish because it's very, like, specific and I was just like, but then Moses looks and then when we go out, right, I'm like, I guess it's like giving too much power to people to be like, Trisha, you're like overthinking everything but then I was just like, oh, God, now we have to, like, get up and, like, leave. Like, I'm like, just bolt the other way because I knew which place they were going. There's a new place that opened which I already tried. I was the first one. I was actually there day one. The IHO Burger or something. IHO Burger with those chicken, yes. So I knew they were off to IHO Cheeseburger next door and I was like, so then when we left and they're right next to each other and IHO Cheeseburger's outside and I was just like, okay, so I tell Moses, I'm like, just keep, just walk, don't even look. God, it was crazy. Ooh, wait, hold on. I really want to guess. You know, I'm terrible at guessing for some reason. I don't know what it is. I feel like this is so easy. Okay. it's not david it's not no one in the vlog squad no it's not james no no who else what do we talk about a lot and it's a he to heat with the i think i don't know we'll check pronouns i think it's i think it's he that sounds bad anyways keep whatever pronoun is right jimmy i'm so sorry oh my god i don't know i think so so it has to be someone queer we talk about what that's queer what do you mean who who wait what do you mean i wish moses was in here like what do you mean so influencer an influencer not jake weber no there's so many you huge hints who the hell do we talk about why am i blanking who do we talk about that's queer hold on hold on hold on that i'd go the other direction like scared just like moses you're missing all of this he's been trying to guess for the past five minutes and he knows he has every single hint it's so obvious and he's just like oh oh my god why don't i know i said shane already and yeah it's not she i said he went to hi-ho cheeseburger because it's a new food spot he had a camera crew we saw the hair we said that queer i feel like you mentioned catastrophe you already mentioned somebody that's related to him related related to clavicular no to the person that you're trying to guess i kind of like not saying it actually i'm going to leave it on a cliffhanger everybody no who is it just tell me just tell me ryland oh my god he wasn't even in your head no but like when i say shane rylan is implied like if i say what is that crazy no like you if i if it's like it's if someone says moses i feel like trisha's implied and vice versa i feel like it's implied that you two are together same with shane and rylan like it's implied well they weren't together i don't think i think it was just a rylan and he had like a crew he was with a posse he thinks it was the girl it's the same it's the podcast yes because they'd be maybe they'd be eating that's why when i said a new spot i thought you were going to know because they do their podcast just became an eating podcast which i'm not mad at by the way i kind of love that that's our direction for sure like let's just go dry food they have like someone on like uh like a steadicam with them like it was like crazy yeah i guess it looked like literally kardashians were filming that's like who's out there and then i saw rylan and i was just like oh my gosh gary watts it was definitely like what at least five people right i'm over exaggerating and gary watts were like like four people call them and be like there it is maybe four okay you said maybe that girl from the sip and maybe i just saw the back and looked like the color here and i recognized the guy with the camera he's always now why did you look when i said don't look i look i have no problem looking but i was like babe don't look over and then you look over you're like he's not there he's like oh he's there i just saw him no but what would happen i don't know what would happen we don't need to make like contact i make eye contact with people but did you make eye contact with them or you just know they were filming they were all like looking at he said they were all filming the food all together like all four of them had right it was their iphones yeah nobody could it was i don't like it i don't like that feeling i just do not like it oh wait they posted two hours ago who the taiho cheeseburger yeah did they say i was right what's the title oh my god i wonder if they name drop you that'd be everything they never say anything and then they're like now i'm trying viral food in kardashian kardashian's neighborhood okay spencer i don't know what spencer is with spencer oh spencer was what they were trying to end the patreon too they're like here's spencer now i also love just like um introducing like a new character that no one knows because i remember like shane was doing like trying food with spencer and i was like oh i love that we should just find some person and just start trying food not even in the universe of trish just like some random and like never address it just be like oh today we have andrew is a good name andrew we probably know an yeah i want to just start just have someone that gives like oscar-esque vibes because that was the thing i think the spencer from what i know was giving like andrew su wiki vibes or like what's so who's that the one we talk about garrett's vibes like i feel like it was giving that and so we just find someone that's like oscar s when you're not available and be like oh today with anthony like that looks like oscar anyways i don't know it wasn't a big deal of course not but i mean me just being like i know we just want to promote their podcast and shout out sip we saw live in person i think maybe that's more starship that's impressive i think maybe that's more starship that's impressive yeah it's kind of like bomb get the sip here you were on it once right i was i was on it once i went with her wow it's great it was a great day it was a great day and um and we should watch their review see how they liked it you loved it you love high cheeseburger that's probably the best burger i had we went the day open it was a soft launch we were at the park and i want to go bowling crowd but one crop is open at noon now and not 11 30 and i'm like oh so we had to go to hyo cheeseburger which was the soft launch um and i went because they said they had the best chicken fingers in l.a like everyone's like on tick tock like the best chicken fingers at a hi-ho cheeseburger because they have like them in santa monica and studio city and you like honey yes okay so they were like were they hot honey or just regular honey chicken fingers you were spicy it's a little spicy so they had like a it wasn't too spicy it was like a honey like a chinese honey sauce okay um they were good they were good and they don't do it without the sauce i asked for like the kids and they don't do it so you can only get it with the sauce they were good you loved the burger i thought the burger was okay you loved it you said it was the best burger you ever had so our taste buds very different for sure you like the spices in it or something something they put in it and it feels like it's fresh you know like french ground beef it didn't feel like it was ever frozen they were nice but their system is weird you can only go in one by one to order it's a very odd system and there's not a lot of seating outside so it's kind of an odd system but there was a line and people people love it but i prefer sugar fish next door so we went there but you know i guess that's what's happened when you're in that neighborhood you just might run into a burger and you're like oh i want to go to a burger i want to go to a burger i want to go to that's what i was like in the kardashians neighborhood right he might run into right like you might you just might and um i don't know why is he saying like that it's also like ever you live here too like what is your neighborhood i don't know i guess they just me knowing everything they just put an offer on a new house so maybe they're moving out of the neighborhood you really do know a lot i do i really don't watch i think it does pop up like i did block them like a long time ago and i don't i really don't actually like actively seek but i do like the titles and thumbnails and i don't i i never see it on tick tock really i really don't but i think again because the book and going through legal with the book it's like it's almost like rewriting the book all over again because it's like so specific every little thing it's like did that actually happen or did you feel that way and then it's like the legal legality of it where it's like what other people attest to this and if they wouldn't you could say right like if it was everyone's on david's side or something like that you could just say like oh it felt like everybody was doing this so there's like so much verbiage i think like with all these eras it's like really going through the video and really just being like okay what's what well is this actual fact is there video thank god there's video of a lot of things because that like does who was it we were just talking about last hot topics oh clavicular where i was did he actually inject it and like it's on stream i was like oh okay well that's pretty easy then but yeah i guess when i moved out of the valley i loved it because it was away from like all the influencers because the influencers were living like studio city that was like the area at least like the vlog squad and stuff so i'll be so far out but i guess in theory they were here first and we're not even in that area we just drove we drove i think oh because the podcast ended early and i was like oh we can go to like sugarfish because we have time today it was good it was a good it was a good outing and we saw a celebrity in in the wild and it was very exciting and he was getting celebrity i'm not gonna lie like when you see those like a steady cam following someone around and his hair was quaffed they keep us getting celebrity we stared we stopped we were gagged moses looked a second time you know what i mean so it was an overall great experience and you know what no energy had to be exchanged and i love that um i always believe that in person when you meet people i would say hi and talk and right you always yeah you always be cordial yeah i'm always cordial even if i don't like someone i'm always like hey i'm actually i'm not even cordial i'm like super nice actually but i try to avoid but if you can't avoid if you like literally run into each other then i'm like hey how's it going i'm not as much to him we should have just gone into high oil cheeseburger i wish we were actually there eating it's so funny because like i'm sure they would be uh even if it was shane or rylan they would be like totally calm and cordial but like i don't think so i don't think they would at least be oh hey you don't think so i don't think it's the most awkward thing no i don't think they care that much think about jeff in starbucks right is it giving that is it giving am i the jeff are they the jeff who's running away from who well yeah yeah i am running away i will always run away to see a whole crew come in and then pink panther is here coach and spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together and they want you to be part of it grab your friends and head to the tabby tour hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists exclusive experiences and personalized products and discover custom playlists on spotify but just for you based on who you are and how you listen live your story with coach learn more at coach.com turning around in a good way i feel like that might happen like it's just one of those things where i don't know i don't know what the persona is of me anymore are people scared of me or not i hope not i hope everyone knows i am just a nice person and i have no ill will i apologize for calling you a snake i probably shouldn't have done that that was probably that was probably awful apologies to Rylan Adams. We love an apology. It wasn't even on your mind and it's like, what? Well, you really threw me off with the pronoun bit. I'm like, I didn't, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's true. You haven't been keeping up with the, that's what I'm saying. He's blocked. I can't go to the bio, you know, where they have the pronouns and I just don't know. But, you know, I do apologize. I apologize to everyone, honestly. Just, I am so sorry. That is funny. To everyone that's in my book. I'm just kidding. It's not that bad. It's not that bad, honestly. I feel like my book is actually not that bad. I feel like I'm actually pretty nice. Actually, from the feedback I've heard from like the few people that read it, they're like, you're actually pretty nice to a lot of people. Just wait till those arcs are out, honey. I know. I can't wait to hear it. I know I do. It's so scary. I thought about that. After we finally handed in the final manuscript, I really was just like, wait, this is like so scary that it's like out there and you like, yeah, you can retract or you can like do reprints, but it's kind of like once it's like out there, it's out there. Get those first editions, baby, just in case. You never know. You never know. Robert Wilson, didn't you have to like take out some words about Sacha Baron Cohen for the UK version or something? I do think the UK is a little more conservative. They did tell me they are a little more conservative with stuff, but so funny because like last night, well, not funny, but like interesting. Moses was like, I don't know. How did it even get brought up? You were like, I don't know if I, if I should read the book or just hear about it from context. how to approach the book and like, yeah, it's like to wait to get people's reactions to the book and through that experience it's the first time or reading it myself or I don't know. Or listening is what I said too. He said listen and I said, I'm going to wait for the movie. He like didn't know if he was going to read the book and I was like, of course read it. But then I was like, I don't know, maybe not. I guess maybe like listen to our parts. I don't know. It's such a weird thing. It's more like, I don't know what it's going to make me feel about certain people in your past. Like, you know what I mean? Like there's certain amount. Yeah, there's things in your past that I haven't fully experienced and then if I experience them, I can get mad, I can get angry, I can get, so I don't know. No. Yeah, I don't know either. I know that's what I, that's what I'm scared of. People in real life like reading my book, I'm always just like, oh my God, like it's a lot because I feel like people like hear things or don't hear things and it's like, you can't possibly keep up with every little thing I've ever said. But it's like, yeah, it is kind of a weird thing. I don't know. And for the most part, I heard most of it from you firsthand. Yeah, some of it, but not even all of it because even when I would say like, I was just like, oh my God, like when I was like writing it and so I was just like, oh my God, I don't really feel like telling anybody this stuff. It's kind of weird, kind of scary, but especially because it's printed. I guess in my mind, it feels like less people will know about it because it's in a book. I'm like, who really reads books? Like that's what it is in my mind, obviously. But then I'm like, but it's, you know, what if it sells like a million copies? What if I'm Jeanette McCurdy over here and I start having an Apple TV movie with Jennifer Aniston or David Schwimmer or something? Like it's just, I don't know. I don't know what I would expect, but yeah, anyways, it's kind of scary, but you're going to, so what do you decide? You're going to read it, listen to it. I'm still undecided. Waiting for comments. Probably start, maybe I'll start from the end, like reading our chapter. Can I say I'm actually most nervous for you to hear like our meet you, like how I perceive us meeting. Because I'm nervous. Because I'm nervous. Because I'm nervous. Our memories are very different. I know. Of a lot of things. And one of the people like I would like collaborate on this book with, I would like tell him like stories and stuff like that. And it was just like, then he'd also talk to Moses and it was like very two different, obviously like, you know, he's like listening to me and stuff like that, but it's just like very, so I, at the end of the day, I'm the one writing the book. So I was like, you know what, I'm going to, but I was just trying to like get stories, like which one should make the book, which one shouldn't, and obviously us like meeting. And yeah, I think it's, I think it's cute, but I'm just the way it's written. I'll just write my own accounts. He's like, I'm going to write a memoir back actually. That's the great thing about a memoir. Yeah. If you want to reply to anything I said, you can write a memoir back. My side of the story. I probably would be nervous. I think about that. Like I wouldn't be nervous. Like what? Yeah, I think I'd be nervous. If someone like wrote, like that I knew wrote a memoir, I might be nervous, I guess because yeah, how people perceive things is very different. Obviously, there's like the truth, but it's like yeah, how people perceive people is interesting. And I actually don't know how people perceive me. Like people I've known in my past, I actually don't know how they perceive me. Like we were just talking about like the Jeff versus the Rylan thing and stuff. It's like are people like scared? Are they like whatever, it's just Trish. Who cares about her? No one listens to her. She's crazy. Or like oh my God, it's scary. Don't talk to Trish. Like I don't know. I don't know how people perceive me. So I guess I'd be scared, but we'll see. I got a kitchen floor memoir coming soon. I should do the audio soon too. I was like ooh, it's going to be a lot. But shout out to Sip. We sent a collab request. I was going to say our minds. We sent a collab. Can you imagine? They receive a notification. Collaboration request from just Trish. Let's try it. See if they accept or not. That's a good little thing. That's actually so funny. Let's do it. I love it. I love that that's like their, it's kind of like our Patreon I guess. It's like let's just do that. Let's just go around Kardashian and just try. I think you did say they wanted to do that. Just do live like Khloe Kardashian. I did. I think like, yeah, when my sister was here, I thought about it because they had the new like chips out. Oh my God, we should just do that. It is kind of a fun. Let's just watch and see what they did and we'll do it too. Living like Rylan and Molly for the day. I mean, the reality is they just went to try burgers and they were like, how do we put the Kardashians in the title? I know that is. It's pretty much anything you do in Calabasas you can put the Kardashians in the title. I know. I want to know what else it is. Parking where the Kardashians park sometimes. They go to Sip. Skims or. It'll be fun. Go to the Skims LA store. The best way to segue. Oh, Moe's got a segue off that one. He knew. He knew. He was shooting you and I for a gym. I know. He's like, today I will leave this podcast. Famous people using your sound. Oh, I love this. I do love this segment. Moe's is always finding someone using my sound and it makes me so happy. How do you see this? I feel like I see so much. Do we like the Pussycat? Do we like the Pussycat dolls? Oh, no. They just. I don't know. Do we? No. It's not their fault they flopped. What do you mean? Oh, no. They just had to cancel the tour. Jesus Christ. Kick the girls while they're down. First of all, so many people have canceled tours lately. It's not. It seems like it's something else. It's the ticket prices or flops. I think it's more the people. There's people designing tours for artists. Yeah. I think they're not designing the tours properly and they're not doing the right research before launching the tour. Sure. Because you can find out how many people are going to buy tickets. Okay. So you're asking. Do we like Pussycat dolls? I'm going to play it anyways. Okay. Three, two, one. Oh, everyone loves this. This sounds like a new thing. What's the caption? Yeah, what's the text? When you have to cancel your tour and think of excuses. Let's do ketchup on this. So just the three of them talking to each other really fast. Frantically trying to find a way to why we canceled the tour. No, I like. Nicole was nice. I think there's like a little bit questions about her like beliefs and stuff like that because she talked about liking a hat or something like that. But she was nice when I met her at Sunset Boulevard. She's talented. They probably should have more Pussycat dolls. But I love that they use that song. That song must be like a trending one because that's the one Olivia Rodrigo used, right? From 2011. That's from like 2011. Like how did anyone even find that? It's not even from my YouTube. It's from like a show that's not even on Guinness World Records Unleashed. Like how did they find that clip? It's me doing To Be or Not To Be. Can you give me my phone? I'll do it right now. I'll recreate my viral moment. Me just thinking of like hot topics that we don't have. Like what else can we talk about? Okay. Oh, you have more? Okay. Well, I love that you have them. Let's see. To Be or Not To Be. We can do the Hamlet. Hamlet soliloquy. Why do they have that be the thing you have to read? The words are so hard. Like To Be or Not To Be. That is the answer. Like it's so, so hard. Oh, I did it too. You did? Here on the podcast. What? When we. Right? When we celebrated your YouTube anniversary. You did the soliloquy? Yeah, I wrote it. To Be or Not To Be. You wrote it? Oh, so you know. Oh my God. This is like so triggering. I remember practicing this. Like literally, bear, bodkin, fartles, bear. Like what's a bodkin? What's a fartles? Pangs of disbrizzed love. Like, oh, you didn't say every word. Well, what do you mean? Disbrizzed has a little apostrophe. What does that even mean? D-I-S-P-R-I-Z apostrophe D. That's not even a word. And like you didn't say all the words. They're not real words. What's. You just made up words. I remember this so much being like, this is not even words. Like, what do you mean? Okay. To Be or Not To Be. That is the question. What is reasonable in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of our rageous fortune to take arms against the sea of troubles and by posing to end them to die to sleep no more and by asleep to stay we end the heartache and thousand of natural thoughts of flesh and air to test the consumption of knowledge to be wished to die to sleep to sleep for hence the dream I had there is the rub for in the sleep the death of dreams may come more when we have shuffled with this mortal moment to give us pause there is the respect that Mexico and we have loved so long like for who would bear the whips and scorns at times they press us wrong the proud man's contumely the pangs of disbrizzed love the laws to slay the insolence of office and the sprints that the patient of unworthy takes when he himself might his quietest when he himself might his quietest make with a bear broken who would far as bear to grunt its wet under a weary life but that dread of something after death to undiscovered country from whose born no traveler returns puzzles that will then makes us rather bear the ills than we have flying to others not know of thus conscious death makes cowardice of all that's native a hue of resolution is singled over with a pale cast of thought and enterprise of great pith and moment with regard to the current's turn of right and those in name of action like what are those words what is what do you mean like what and it's just like it's literally 5 000 commas in one sentence it's literally just like listing things oh my like it's just like what does that mean you know what william shakespeare not that good not that good not that good like come on what are those people oh okay well that's enough vine for moses divine he was so like on that um stupid like that that's your thing that you have to do to break the world record no one's gonna ever break it i don't think anyone has since like 1982 because it's like what is that for words? You know what? I would love that's my challenge. That's going to be my challenge actually. I would love a retry. I don't know how that works. Actually it would be in England. I think they're like based over in England. I would love to do a redo on that because I could actually nail that. I think now I would actually like practice like I practiced maybe like a day before. Now I would practice for like weeks before. I would get all those words perfect because I don't know what those words are but I would get them so perfect and I would love to do it. That would be cool to have a world record. That's my new I never had a new manifestation dream list. That's good. I think getting the world record for fastest talker is now on there. All right. Someone make it happen out there. Well you got to make it happen. Oh I don't know. I think you have to like call Guinness World Records and you have to get publicity and then you have to like pay for it. So you know that's why the show was great because people would just go on the show and break a world record. I see. It's kind of like a star on the walk of fame where you got to pay for it. Something. Or like you have to know or they have to be interested in it. Like it has to get publicity like it's a whole thing. You have to get like an official person over here to officiate. I would love a do-over. Maybe they could bring the show back and I could host it but first I can win the world record. That would be so much fun. I mean you would be the perfect host for it. You're pretty much the most famous person related to it. Thank you. You're right. Me and John Machetta who holds the world record for fastest talker. He did all the FedEx commercials. He did micromachine commercials. He was he was the guy and he does go really really fast. I wonder if he's still alive. He was doing them in the 80s those FedEx. Do you remember those FedEx commercials where he would talk really really fast? If you die like I feel like you should like that should it's like if the queen dies then there has to be someone to succeed. Oh right. I feel like that should be for the Guinness Book of World Records. I agree. You know there should be like a successor. Right. But I probably have to get the record first. T. Right. Like maybe the one before him. But I feel like if someone passes they should like they should be the ones Yeah. The next one gets it. I mean right. I just attempted. I didn't quite win it. You didn't get second place? What place did you get? I don't think You didn't get a place? I don't think there's places. Loser. Maybe there is places. Maybe you're Right. I don't know. I have no Well people that measure it Is there second place or Guinness? Because if they Maybe I did. I don't know. It's not like they give it to you but you remember you know I did it in 10 seconds you did it in 11 seconds so you know you're next. Right. People do call me the world's fastest talker unofficially. They do say that. They're like she's a I mean Hacks really. I did speed talking in Hacks. I really really did it all. Well what would your Guinness World Record be? Excellent question. Either realistically or just fantasy what you'd want it to be. I feel like I could recognize Taylor Swift songs really really quickly because it is a challenge on TikTok where like it's like an audio and then you can quiz yourself and I'm really really fast. Did you do it? I like play along when they come up and I can usually get them super quick. Like you're like in the sense of it's one second of a song and you can recognize it? Yes and it's just like the first like note of like the instrument or whatever or the production. That's really good. Usually I can I can clock it pretty quick so maybe that. That's a good one. I wonder if they have a I feel like there's a Guinness World Record for everything. I know. You could probably just make one up. I guess I'll just piggyback when you have the little the person here to like just time you. Hey hey I got one. Wait that's a good idea. That's such a good idea. I'm surprised no YouTubers have done that. Like brought a Guinness World Record officiator to like officiate Mr. Beast next week or The Sip next week. They know. They're watching. Maybe because they went to HiHo Cheeseburger and that's not a Kardashian thing because that just came. That literally popped up a week ago. So I was like I don't know if that's a Kardashian thing Do they eat cheeseburgers like that? No. Definitely not honey chicken tenders. No. Although Kim before the Met Gala did show that she was eating a big old ice cream cone which is a don't give me that look. Was she? Was she doing the full eating video that they do on TikTok now that shows the full thing so you see that I'm not spitting them out? It was just a still and said Met Prep and it was her ice cream cone. We saw you. We've seen you on the Kardashians be like I've only drinking water. I can't even drink water for 12 hours because I can't. Well in defense that was her Marilyn dress that she had to fit into because they couldn't alter it. This one looked a little bit more comfortable maybe. Yeah I was giving a little corset just like squeeze in there. Yeah. Maybe they do. I shouldn't know slander. I will say when we reach out to guests I did another month of like trying to reach out to guests didn't get any but but we were we did get a response from Khloe's rep that was like it's out Khloe the request is out. Did you see that? Oh no. I was like that's kind of big. Like no one ever responds and Khloe Kardashian's rep was like the request has been sent and I was like love that. I feel like Khloe Park key. I would love oh my god I would I love I love love love love Khloe. I love it. I mean definitely when your book comes out she'll interview you on her podcast. Oh that's just really aiming high for me. She'd be interviewing random people over there so like you make at least make more sense for Khloe. I would love I have so many questions. She'd be like mediums and the most random people dream and analyzers like Trisha Bates is not that fast. Okay girl. Khloe in Wonderland. Pod swap. Yeah. I would love I love I do love it. I love listening to her. I think she's I think she's just so funny. And I do love your cloud chips. They're delicious and I love the cloud popcorn at Starbucks. Damn they have so much money. She's like Good American was so good and then like they did cloud and then cloud has to get in Starbucks. It's like oh my god like how do you just have so much product and business and just also so much money. I just feel like you can't even like look at people as regular people and they have so much money. You're just like how? She's post-mating just like you. I need to that's the question I want to ask. Are you? Like what do you mean? She's definitely complaining about it. But like if you make so much money you want to have someone be your personal post-mate like just hire someone full-time just on call whenever you need and just pay them like a $40,000 a month to just be on call when you want to go get some breakfast. I'm sure somebody would like love that job you know what I mean? It's just weird but you know what? I guess they're people too. It's a bad take on my part. People are just people. Who was it? Oh god someone was talking about oh does anyone care about Fred Armisen? I do. Do you know him? From Wednesday. Or Portlandia. But yes from Wednesday the Uncle Buster. I saw someone talk about how I guess he's just like known to be like a bad partner like relationship partner and I guess he says that too. I guess he's just like a anyways he was married to Elizabeth Moss. Do you know her? From Mad Men. From Handmaids too? Maybe. Is she from both? Is she from Mad Men and Handmaids too? I know she Elizabeth Moss is definitely if you're getting the name right that she's the star of Handmaids. Okay I think so. The Handmaid that the tale was about. Wow the main one? Yeah the main one. The one that missed the eye? The eye was missing? I didn't watch it so I don't know. But I know she was the star. Okay she was the star. She's like the poster. Yes. Literally. Blonde. Yes. He was married to her and I guess he was just like just he said he was just starstruck and once the once he gets basically he was like a big fan and he was so excited and then once they were like married it only it didn't last very long like because he just realized she was a normal person he said. He's just like oh she's just a person and then the starstruckness wore off. Oh. And I was like they are kind of just normal people at the end of the day you know what I mean? I think what that was like Lily Allen and the David Harbour of it all I'm like God she's really heartbroken over him and he looks like a foot and I'm just like damn what was it about him that just got you so I don't know the gays would beg to differ. They love David Harbour? Yeah. Jimmy Wetzel I'm sure is going to edit as we speak. He loves David Harbour. Please Jimmy tell me why get a little insert there what tell me well you're a gay yeah tell me why. I think he has a bit of the daddy bear vibe to him like he's big has a little bit of a belly but also like fit too he has that like I thought that was like Hassan I thought he's daddy bear I thought Hassan's daddy bear does two different things. No Hassan's not a bear. He's hairy and big. I guess maybe Hassan I guess muscle club would be Hassan but David Harbour I guess more muscle bear I would say like he's older he's bald he has very much daddy vibes but then he's like because he has like muscle definition like he has pecs and stuff David Harbour? Yeah. But he also has a little bit of a belly. But that face though. He has a beard so he kind of gets away with a lot. Losing hope in my gays out there. Oh he I've never been more turned off by anybody than when I look at him and then you find out stuff about him and then you're like oh god he's he just looks awful. The little dildos he was buying at the CVS or whatever. And then maybe that even won him points because they're like stop. He likes his whole tickled a little bit so there's like there's hope. So I fear that might have gave him more gay points. Oh my god. See y'all are the reason. He gave him the confidence. You gave him the confidence to go out there and make it a pussy palace. Okay. You are the reason because like what do you mean? That's so crazy. And we lost the Grindr Awards. Yes. I don't even care anymore. Yeah I don't even care. David Harbour should do a Grindr sponsorship then. I don't know. I didn't know one person found him attractive but okay. Alright well. Insane. Oh my god. The worst. Why did we start talking about him? I don't know. Celebrity. They're just people is how that started. Oh right. He really is just people. You know what? By the way that reminds me of the Grindr Awards. The Lost Cultural Teresa's Culture Award nominations came out. You know who did get nominated was Hasan Piker for like who. For what? I think for Straight Man that we thirst the most for. Yeah. Wow people really love him. I told you gays love Hasan. Who would you rather? Hasan Piker or David Harbour? Hasan. Yeah. Okay what would you think the majority of gays would say? That's where it gets tough. I think I think maybe Hasan. I think. Has David Harbour ever been on all fours? Like Hasan has. I don't think so. David Harbour try it for your gay fans. I guess we need to see. I guess we need to compare. And then we can get a visual of what we're working with. Does he have a does he have a little badonk on him? David Harbour? That's a good question. confession we hate him anyways but no you're trying to like help him out no absolutely not yeah maybe really david harbour but i don't know does he he's got a little bit of a booty going on drama of the stranger things too like millie bobby brown what did he say about her or do or there was a report that millie bobby brown and david harbour were feuding that like he yelled at her on set although seemingly it got debunked because they did the press tour together millie and david harbour um and they pink panther is here coach and spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together and they want you to be part of it grab your friends and head to the tabby tour hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists exclusive experiences and personalized products and discover custom playlists on spotify but just for you based on who you are and how you listen live your story with coach learn more at coach.com the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip it seemed to be fine so it's not like they even did press separately or anything like they were together a lot so i don't know it's not like with blake and justin baldoni where like there were reports but then also there was never any exchange during the press tour you know so it's like oh those reports gotta be true yeah justin was in the basement yeah exactly also how'd she get invited to the regala we bring them to her gaggy that was she really did gag me there i was also kind of annoyed too at the same time i was like what because the settlement just got announced literally i just got to my desk i put my arby's down on my desk went to the bathroom came back they settled and it was like oscar you need to make a video on this i was like i barely placed my mozzarella sticks on my desk and i'm already having to like i couldn't even breathe oh my god i was kind of annoyed already i was like that is crazy so she just went and then i think even was it was this ai or a rumor that i'm falling for but um the official met or something posted like oh blake gladly showed up and she wasn't even invited or something that definitely was fake because someone's like she just like asked for an invite last minute or something no i uh there was reporting from multiple outlets but it's confirmed from tmz um and demoisse insider that it was in the works for met to attend for blake to attend the met for weeks she was personally invited from anna wintour and she sat at anna wintour's table wow yeah all right so i think that's kind of what's going on right now i think all right girl you got it like that and uh even if they didn't settle that day she was gonna go regardless um but she was like when press like arrives to the carpet like you get a tip sheet uh naughty it's not like a traditional one like the ones you and moses now know very very well it's just like literally five pages of just names and uh if you can't post about it or anything it's just for like prep uh but so but we got the tip sheet and blake lively's name wasn't even on it so it was a surprise to like literally everyone which is so crazy surprise in a good way that they wanted people to be gag or surprised and like what happened i guess they just didn't want it out there for some reason i don't know why but yeah she wasn't on the tip sheet so that was kind of weird um and then she just kind of like showed up and everyone was like damn i think in the context of her settling to me i was like girl that's a little dicey but it was very serena vanderwoodson i know this reference goes over your head but the gossip yeah that's her gossip girl character like she's just messy she's messy and she likes to like make a scene so it's so serena vanderwoodson to like be canceled and then like you just settle your big lawsuit that kind of ruined your career and then you go to the biggest event of the year like it's unbothered yeah she's like and it's new york too and like gossip girl they do a lot of stuff on the met step so it was very gossip girl serena vanderwood so you lived for it i didn't live i was kind of annoyed because it was like more work for me and also like i was annoyed that selfishly i guess that they settled just because like they both swore up and down like we're gonna see this decor we want to go to trial and then to settle and then like the joint statement that was kind of like a nothing burger what was the statement let me read it exactly but like the to paraphrase essentially it was just like um we are both happy with this decision and uh blake deserved to be heard about her her qualms on set and that this is us uh the movie was still like we're proud of it and it's still we love what it meant to survivors everywhere i was like all right god and yeah it was just like a nothing burger after like what's been drawn out yeah both of you just going so hardcore yeah and both wild accusations against each other and both teams telling you know the press and stuff like putting out different sides of the story and having it be such a trial by public opinion like court of the people and then to settle like last minute i was like oh my god it's like so annoying to me yeah lesson in a way like listen to everyone out there lawsuits are dumb they're just like so not worth it because like look at this it's been dragged out it's like both of their reputations they both suck to everybody in the public eye like money everything has just been like and for what you just settle and then you're both like we're okay actually everything's fine like what do you mean you just put us all through like torment and torture and trauma together and now everything's fine and so like we hate you even more now for that like that's so annoying like don't yeah the statement was the end of the movie it ends with us is a source of pride to all of us who work to bring it to life raising awareness and making a meaningful impact in the lives of domestic violence survivors and all survivors is a goal that we stand behind we acknowledge the process presented challenges and recognize concerns raised by miss lively deserved to be heard we remain firmly committed to workplaces free of improprieties and unproductive environments it is our sincere hope that this brings closure and allows all involved to move forward constructively and in peace including a respectful environment online well you guys created the disrespectful environment online like what do you mean you're just up and down with us you're doing it right before Christmas Eve you're doing all this stuff like you're toying with us so like and you did at our birthday dinner like what do you mean I just I'm happy it's over because it is just like so annoying it was so annoying to follow and everyone yeah just pick inside so at the same time like why did we go through us all of them what's the point like in those terms of the settlement like are sealed like they'll never really come out unless one of them chooses I suppose but so that also was annoying too like we don't even know why give us the conclusion yeah like you kind of involved us in it you know what I mean so let us know how it ended like what I yeah I I don't like any of that yeah I saw I saw one of the Mormon wives commenting on it was Jessie did you see the tick-tock of Jessie she was with Marciano they were doing like a Heathcliff um Catherine she was like in a red dress and I guess he was Heathcliff and he like pulls her up by the corset only like so like she's like corseted whatever he lifts her up by the corset and then kisses her they do like a like a crazy long sloppy French kiss or whatever and so everyone's obviously talking about it because it was like so gaggy and Jessie deletes it she deleted the tick-tock so everyone's like reposting like this is so crazy like Jessie was just saying she went from her last husband to you know her first husband to her second husband and she needs a break someone's like talking about it obviously and I think it was like Macy or one of the the Mormon wives was just like can you guys just like do you guys have nothing better to talk about we just need privacy I was like you guys are literally filming the fifth season of your show going on call her daddy your whole lives is a spectacle like no and she posted it it wasn't even like someone zoomed in on a private moment like Jessie posted it and never delete if you want to not look if you don't if you want to be like not suspicious don't delete because then you look even more guilty whatever it was that people are like what and they're beautiful he's in a tux and she's in this red Walter it was a Walter um correct he did my wedding dress too a Walter Walter Mendes collection the one who did my course that he did her beautiful red dress it was gorgeous it was gorgeous and she looked gorgeous lifts her up by just her boobies mix out with her I was like all right love this and then the one Mormon I'd be like you guys have nothing better to talk about no actually this is our hottest topic like it's just so crazy to me when you especially reality stars none of those Mormon wise Orange County better ever say give us privacy because you all everyone's online everyone's sharing everything you're on the reality show and that's what you sign up for not to say I won't one day I mean I guess one day you might just be like give me that housewife franchise you know whatever franchise will take me but these people are so funny but the Blake Lively one did you see the interview maybe you had maybe you edited the interview did you see the one where she was like my kids made this purse she was like was it the one with Vogue I think so and she's like and then she's like I'm just really shy and I was just like what like it was oh I did I didn't know we didn't edit that but I did see it oh my gosh she was just like it's it's yeah she said something like um I love either I can do both like I can either like be in my PJs with my kids or like come out here yeah I'm like okay girl but let me let me try and relate to you guys I kind of wish she didn't do it I know and I wish she looked gagier like you know yeah I guess like a beautiful dress yeah but this could have been like so if it she looked insane like perfect and it was like a really dramatic artistic like un indisputably glam and gaggy like no one could say anything oh for sure she should have come with just like a sheer piece of fabric on and just been like look at me everywhere yes like we could have like a 20 foot floral gown like lilies yes right here they open up they start blooming she could have yeah and like she would have won like yeah she said oh but guess what she won you know i know you're so right oh my god i wish that is so true that good that good comeback and honestly people forgive so literally michelle right it's just like she was like so hated for like awful like accusations from like on set and stuff like that and now be like love her she's so great like she did like funny girl and everyone's like she's amazing you know what i mean and it's like you can win people back with a good with a good comeback which um taylor frankie paul is they're airing her season now this summer on abc oh is it official no it's not i mean that's what everyone has been saying like literally all the page six gossip things that i see yeah and um they were asked uh recently an abc executive was was asked and the answer was very vague to make it seem like it is still very likely that it could which means yes it's probably big because they're just like testing the waters like yeah like how people are going to be but everyone wants it so i'm sure it's going to be like the biggest thing ever including me i you know what i kind of i think after we talked about it on our patreon i think after the moses actually brought up the last minute of the patreon it was like our number 50 and most like actually and yeah after i saw what the judge said and kind of what the internet's like dakota you're manipulative as but taylor you did do the actual physical abuse even though i think it's reactive but it made it put things so much more in perspective and taylor's been posting on her instagram too she posted something i don't know it was her back or it's like an art it was like her back with all the bandages did you see it it was all like band-aids and i don't know if it's actually hers but it was like her looking in the mirror and you see taylor like just how she looks and then you saw like this like bandage and beaten up like back which i don't know but um she's talking about may being my dollar awareness month which i love and i don't know i just feel like yeah the more i see stuff and i'm just like i don't know i feel like obviously yeah like i don't know the whole thing makes me like sad i would i would be seated for a taylor frankie paul season and i think she should get it i think i don't know again all that stuff like they knew prior everyone knew prior dakota i think is when we see uh what did the judge say that he never saw someone filming usually he'll see like ring camera footage or something he never saw someone as a judge and he's an older judge he never saw someone like filming from that pov so multiple times it was very coordinated and calculated so now that i'm you know seeing all of it i'm like oh it's it all sucks but i don't know i kind of i feel like there could be a comeback for taylor frankie paul and i think that they should air the season the other thing the judge said that we didn't asmr over there i think the judge said that we didn't mention the last one was that also the way dakota was basically describing himself as a victim and how he's afraid for his safety all those things is like well you kept those videos for a long time until it was advantageous to use them to get a certain goal you had and it wasn't he didn't seem like he was in any distress or there was any urgency to his claims so again he was just showing how calculated he was yeah you can go to our patreon for more because i we went into it too just about him just showing how calculated he was about him getting taylor to get out of the house to fight with her and driving her around like she's like an infant or something it's the whole thing he's the worst and he's not invited back to filming thank god he's always been sneaky snake and i mean that with my whole chest i think he's the worst i think he's the worst enemy number one well they should air it they have it it's ready to go yeah i think a lot of it really relied on the recent uh case or the recent event that was like what was that now february end of february right i think a lot of it wrote on that because obviously with the video and stuff it's stuff that people already knew about but i think the fact that it happened so recently was what kind of jeopardized everything and also the video itself um but taylor kind of being cleared of that i think did a lot to all right nothing no charges were no yeah yeah right okay so they were kind of just more waiting i think so because again like people ran with oh the whole season is canceled but even like back then abc never said canceled they kept saying the language really was postponed and as you know now from you know legal yes that one word makes a big difference yeah they chose that word very specifically i think i think if she was found guilty of anything from her incident with dakota from february it it would have definitely wouldn't see the light of day but i think that being her being cleared of that helps yeah the case and now we know the kind of person dakota is clearly with like the jesse voice memos too being sent all of a sudden that's going to dmz i'm like okay we know we know who the mole is we know who the leak is it's obvious as now oh my god what if taylor frankie paul's on dancing with the stars what if i'm cast on this she'll win she's gonna win i can't compete with her oh no maybe i'll save myself for next year sorry to answer the stars i might have to wait if tfp's on there i think that's going to be her redemption and i i'm going to i don't think i'm going to win i think i can't compete i heard rob roush was supposed to be on oh my god i know i think it's a season i couldn't win moira too many traders though because then sierra was also on like two seasons ago but still and then oh my god you're right and rob it's the same casting oh people yeah i think that's why oh my gosh just all traders yeah like jesus and mormon wives yeah alan cummings what i'm dancing with the stars he should be dancing with the stars so random get the head traitor okay well maybe would love it i would love to be on with him uh there was rumors connor i just can't compete i don't know maybe next season there's rumor about connor being on it connor levitt yeah i'm on connor tick tock right now partnership moses i'm like why is this not you connor love it got his skin i love him by the way once again i feel like people think i have like this i know i want everything i love the connor whitney pipeline is what i want to go down okay i want to be in the c-suite of some company like i love them and they had said that yeah connor levitt was rumored to be on dancing with stars but he got a skims partnership in new york which is my favorite skims ever because it's a fi it's the flagship store it's like five stories tall i love it when we went to new york i did not buy anything i just went to skims and bought everything and lived in skims the robe i wore everything was skims and he got a skims partnership paid partnership and it was to go shop for whitney at the skim store in new york city i sent it to moses i'm like can you please can we please get you a skim sponsorship so you can shop for me like it was everything i went to go look it up so he's not wearing the skims nobody i am i think connor's kind of hot i do wow so i was hoping he was wearing this wait really yeah like actually yeah i think he's hot is this in the same i think he's attractive but is it in the same david harbour way like the dad bought of it i don't know what his body looks like i don't think he's like dad i guess i forget he is technically that because he but he's so he's dad talk i know i know this is so young no i'm trying to think or is it a hassan hot like what is the hotness um you know i don't see anyone that hot you know what i think it might be a similar to ted thing where it's like they're um so yeah they have like a goofy charm and they're like kind of sweetie pies you know and like funny oh okay yeah yeah i guess to me it's giving i love whenever someone's a supportive husband i'm like what i that that is attractive i was like look at him like he the last night when whitney's doing her stage door he's just like looking at her longingly and i was like okay that okay so he's just goofy sweetheart i think he's just he already is attractive but i think his personality like makes him hot to me because he has like a goofiness that enhances his physical attractiveness you know what i mean and does the magic add to the attractiveness the magicians so i think that's so cute i'm not like ava from hacks who's like who can't do a magician yeah like i think doing magic is cool like i would really yeah all right there in new york he's doing his off-broadway debut right i know everything i know everything about the levitts damn uh that's okay all right super good we like that i like him too yeah i don't see attractiveness i really don't like i don't know what's a hot person what's it not so i am a bad judge of what's attractive um but all right connor shout out for that skims partnership that's next time where are the scams yeah okay buy your own skins why did you buy them for whitney you went to go search where was it on tick tock yeah it's like him um like in new york he was like he walked past the theater then he went to the skims flagship he was picking stuff out for her he should have been yeah maybe he's wearing it at the end maybe he's wearing a little underwear at the end they do have great shirts and now it's all for for whitney yeah wear those undershirts and wear those undies come on i love that partnership that's a great one uh-huh they don't show men in their underwear do they they'll do um who was it they did some football player kind of recently i think last year but we should okay a football player obviously an athlete they should give like someone who's just you know a connor a sweetie yeah i'm not gonna say he's not a model god we just be sounding shady every chance i get just an average dad bod looking guy in underwear yeah i'll do it i throw my back on monday and i hurt so bad to laugh we love Connor, there's no Connor. I don't know why it's on Shady every chance I get, but I promise you it's not. It's actually like the blueprint. Like I said, I love it so much. I want to follow in their footsteps, get their private shop in New York. They're living the life, so I love everything about them, and I mean that so sincerely. David Harbour's the next Skims model. I'm sure they haven't gotten Hassan. Like I said, he's everywhere. He's Vanity Fair. That would be gaggy, actually. I would live for that. Everyone would live for that, really. I know, if they're trying to cater to them. Yeah. To the gays and girls. Did you see the reporting that Alex Cooper and Matt Kaplan are sleeping in separate rooms? Oh my gosh. Who reported this? Oh! I was like, did she really? What? No. Who reported this? The Daily Mail. Oh my. Daily Mail doesn't know anything. They just be reporting anything. An insider told the Daily Mail that the pair's tension was mounting even before Kaplan was accused of berating and threatening the staff at his and Cooper's production company, Unwell Network, in a bombshell Bloomberg report last month. Um, Matt fully courted Alex and was so sweet with her in the beginning, the source said. Once they moved in together, that's when things changed. Cooper, 31, and Kaplan, 42, first met during a Zoom call in 2020 and got engaged in March 2023, the same year the pair co-founded their trending media company and its Unwell Network subsidiary. Cooper and Kaplan, who was the founder and CEO of Ace Entertainment, tied the knot in Mexico in April 2024. Um, and now they're sleeping in separate bedrooms, apparently. Because of the tensions that have been going on. How do they know? Matt pushes her to do the things in the business. She doesn't have a manager. Matt is always in the room. Everything goes through Matt. I thought you said she had, like, a good publicist. Didn't you say she had, like, one of the best publicists? She did. I guess that was. I think she switched recently. But she had the same publicist as, like, uh, Kim Kardashian. Or one of the Kardashians. Oh, and they don't have it? I guess not anymore, because that was a while ago. That was not last, not this Super Bowl. I guess last Super Bowl. So, over a year ago. So she must have switched. She must have a management or something. Um, I don't know. Daily Mail. Because the deals are so big, I can't imagine she doesn't have, like. She's not doing it herself. Yeah. Um. Well, some people say it's a secret to a marriage. It's separate. Everyone has been saying that lately. Everyone's, like, separate bedrooms, separate houses. Like, everyone just, like, doesn't want to live with their spouse, I guess. Uh, this quote is killing me. According to the Daily Mail source, Cooper is struggling to deal with the fallout from the accusations against her husband. This is Alex Cooper's biggest fear. Bad press, the insider stated. Oh. It matters to her. She wants to control the narrative always. She's insecure, and cutthroat all in one. She really doesn't have that many friends. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It sounds like Enquirer. Brown sugar pie about this. It's kind of getting. For the Enquirer. What do they call them? The op-eds? That's her op-ed for it. She's the source. Her and Dave Portnoy are the sources. I could totally see that as the gag. Yeah. And also, she has no friends. Yeah. It's kind of like, what? What does that have to do with anything? Just adding it in there. Alright. Well, I don't believe the Daily Mail on this one. But also, like, who's in their bedroom? Who's, like, seeing this happen? Like, it's so weird. It's such a weird reporting. Fake news. But. The Alex versus Alex thing is kind of like, oh, God. Remember, everyone was like, so. Us, too. Just, like, being, like, so obsessed with it. And now it's kind of like. Obsessed for, like, two days. Because we really thought, like, the shoe was going to drop. Yeah. And it never did. It was just, like, the biggest nothing burger ever. Gotta wait for that reality show. And I'm like. But even by then, it's like with the Kardashians when it's so far, it's just like, I don't know. I don't know. We care about this anymore. I know. T. It's like, it. Tastes like nothing. Like, mm, this water is delicious. Thanks. Like, I want to taste something, you know? Now, I want it messy. Mm-hmm. Maybe she should be on Call Her Daddy, Alex Earle. We want it hot messy. Wasn't that her podcast on that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. She might have to pay her for it. I thought she. I guess you can't pay. In Alex's statement, when they separated, she said that she had a hot mess. Like, she didn't keep any of the. Oh, yeah, yeah. I meant, like, if she did a Call Her Daddy, I thought she had to pay for the interview. But you just can't pay for interviews, right? You said journalistic. It depends on the publication, I suppose. Yeah. I would love to see an Alex. on Alex's interview. But she'd probably want to do it. I guess when you have your own entity and your own thing going on, you don't need it. Also, I saw that Emma Chamberlain's ex-boyfriends were feuding, which is, like, so funny. Because that's how you know you really are that girl. West Elm Collection, Best Dress of the Met, and now your ex-boyfriends are fighting, which is, like, so interesting. Who's her ex-boyfriend? Are they famous? Well, one is your good Judy Rolemont. Role model. I thought you were saying one of my ex-boyfriends. I was like, who did she date? I don't think she was dating any 70-year-old actress, as far as I know. You never know. You never know. Okay. Role model? Is feuding with Peter McPoland. And he's a musician as well? Yeah. He uploaded a cover of Sally When the Wine Runs Out, which is, you know, that role model song where he would bring out a girl and they were the Sally for the live performance. Okay. I love that. I love that. Okay. A lot of people are doing it. They're doing that. Like, One Less Lonely Girl. Yeah, T. Okay. Sabrina Carpenter's Arrest. Uh-huh. Okay. Everyone loves a little live show. I love it, too. I was Madeline. I'll do any of those things. That sounds so fun. And then he didn't reference Chamberlain or Role Model by name, but he captioned his TikTok, Sally cover, viral, hashtag viral, hashtag awesome, hashtag nothing but love. And in November, Emma talked about going through a breakup on her podcast. It was two years after she was dating Role Model. And also Role Model is dating Dakota Johnson right now, which is, like, kind of funny. That's so random. Very random. It's funny because, you know, um, maybe you do. I don't know. You remember Kai from Emergency Intercom? He's, like, the friend that helps produce and whatever. Like, no, but kind of, yeah. Well, he's, like, best friends with Role Model, so it's just so funny, like, seeing the paparazzi videos of Dakota Johnson and Role Model because it's Dakota Johnson also, like, having a key with Kai. Oh, he's in the photo? Yeah, he's in the video. And, like, Dakota's, like, she looks so smitten because, like, she even starts dressing like him a little bit, too. I love, love when that happens. It's, like, they're really cute. Yeah. But it's, like, the concept of, like, Emergency Intercom being friends with, like, Dakota Johnson really kills me. I feel like they're, like, in the mix. They're always. They have a lot of celebrity friends. Yeah. I feel like they're already there. Yeah. Dakota Johnson just seems, like, so, like, I mean, she's the one that was, like, so this is Alex. They're both named Alex and they don't like each other. Oh, right. She seems so far removed from, like, social media. Yeah, she seems so, like, she doesn't know anything about it, so it's kind of funny. Yeah. Well, that's kind of, like, the best person to be, like, friends with in that sense, too, because, like, they don't care about social media and then, you know, then they don't have to be, like, oh, my God, like, let's do a TikTok. Although I would love that. Because that would be. It's not to be friends with, like, Dakota Johnson and be, like, oh, man, do you want to do a quick TikTok? Do you know what I mean? Like, just how do you keep it casual? I don't even know. Like, I film everything. And then, like, what if you're just, like, at an event and you want to take a picture? Like, do they think it's weird? If, like, let's all take a photo. I don't know. It's, like, a weird. She seems cool, right? She seems cool. I really like Dakota Johnson. She scares me, though. I could never have her on an interview. Like, that one with Ellen, I remember being, like, oh, my God, girl. She scares me. She's just so, like. Cutthroat. She's too real. Yeah. Like, because she doesn't have any of the, like. She's polite, but she doesn't have any of the niceties, I guess, where, like, she would lie to you to make you feel better. Right. Yeah, just blunt. Yes, very blunt. Yeah. So she scares me like that. So that was at the Met they were doing this? No, that was just her ex-boyfriend. Her ex-boyfriend, Peter McPolin, posted that shady TikTok about role model. Oh. Yeah. Very random. I feel like also, like, the timeliness of, like, Emma really having her moment, because this was on May 4th, so the same day as the Met, right? Oh, my God. Yeah. All these guys with their timing. It's like, oh, your girl starts getting successful, and it's like, let me just do something to, like, drag her down. Yeah. She's not dragged down. Emma's not bothered. She's like, I am queen of the Met, actually, so. Are they both exes, you said? Yeah. Oh. So, okay. Why are they. Okay. Why is he feuding with role model if they're both exes? That's why it's so random. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. She got it like that, I guess. She got it like that. Yeah, right? Like, I guess they're just like, damn, they can't get over her. They're like, we're gonna still fight, duel to the death over her, even though neither one of us is with her. I love that for her. Is she with somebody now? I don't know. I. I don't really keep up with Emma Chamberlain like that. I know. So, they broke up in November, so maybe by now, actually. Let me see. But I remember when she was dating role model, because that's how I found out about his music, actually, was because of Emma Chamberlain. Wow. She influenced early on. You know, she really was the number one influencer for me, and obviously, still kinda. Have you ever gone. You don't keep up with her? You're like, I don't keep up with her, but. When she drops a collection, I'm just kinda seeing it. Well, have you been to Chamberlain Coffee, like, the location? I've walked past one at the Century City Mall, but the line was really long, and so I kinda kept it moving. Why were you at Century City Mall? That's so random for you. That's so far from you. It was my LaBooBoo phase, and they had a Pop Mart. Pop Mart. Yeah. That is the place to get wine. Um, you know what's so funny? Paige DMed Chamberlain Coffee and was like, hello. She shot her shot, which I love, because I've been there, too. But she was like, hello. I would love to see if you guys are doing any influencer collabs, like, for the PR list, whatever. Yeah. Like, I just genuinely love the product so much, and I would happily post no matter what. Like, blah, blah, blah. And then they responded, we're not currently looking for influencers at this time, but we'll keep you in mind. Okay, well that's it. At least they responded. Oh, she posted it? Yeah. I also heard it just be like this. I don't think that's bad, though. I don't think it was that either. It's giving, like, oh, we sent this request to Chloe's representative, and I was like, but I did something, like, you know. She's not, like, blocked, you know. And they kept you in mind. Yeah. Somebody could be rude and be like, hell no, not you. Like, at least that was, like, somewhat nice. I saw Paige, um, applied to be James Charles' social media content creator. And me too, I saw this. And then she had to issue her statement via Instagram story and be like, the amount of people that thought I was being serious. I'm like, well, it seems serious. I kind of did think she was serious. Yeah, I was like, well, maybe she wants to help him, or maybe she wants to sabotage. him i thought it was serious either way she was trying to get that that job we were talking about this too the other day is like people who look for uh like serious positions on social media like because james charles was looking for someone to be his social person is that what he's looking for he posted on his spam account which it's so funny because like i blocked james charles like main account i guess on tiktok um but i see i watched a clip of his coachella vlog on my tiktok so now i feel like i got he got my fyp that way because his spam account started coming in my tiktok because i was on it last night and then i saw um the follow-up he posted so he posted the first tiktok asking for anyone who's interested in being like his content producer and they would have to like send in an email and he had like an email where people can apply um set in your applications you have to send references uh examples of your work you have to um give him three ideas of what he should do and then also submit a video of yourself that was like the gist it's a lot of work and then the next day i think he just posted last night he was he posted yelling at everyone who applied because he said out of 300 people who applied only 13 sent in a video so i had to delete 270 emails because gen z what is your problem you cannot follow directions you i said submit a video and who is applying to work for this monster like he's already yelling at yeah like literal 12 year olds let's just walk back in 100 james charles like what do you mean why are you yelling at your applicants before they're even hired like what like also is that necessary just go over the 13 that sent you the video like what do you mean like your your audience are children obviously they're your fans so you know they're a little a little screw loose there you know what i mean so it's like what why what do you expect like it's pink panther 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to fix like i know yeah that's true you wanted a phone call this is an in-person phone call if i see my hayo cheeseburger i'll be like here's your in-person phone call let's talk and let's let's go over everything that's wrong with you because he wanted to know he asked us he asked me an oscar can we have a phone call he wants to be fixed anyways this is crazy what i don't know and then like what again what do you expect you put out a blast on social media like of course people are like oh my god it killed me it literally linkedin and then he was talking about that's that was my first thought yeah that is yeah that he's like send me your ideas up for me and then just does i'm just like i never saw it actually i never saw your email yeah right so i didn't even get looked at who's wanting to work for james charles that's what i want to know and then he was talking about how um some of the people who commented on his tick tock like he would look at them and then go to their tick tocks and like or comment on some of their stuff and then uh they would reply like hey james like i'm so interested where do i apply and then he yelled at them he's like you can't even read i put the email i put the email on the description right there and guess what you can't get the job you're already fired and like he was screaming at these people i was like damn i don't know what that rebrand is of him yelling at everything but it's not working for you james maybe views but overall this is the way he treats you before you've been hired that's true yeah first of all you do a great james charles impersonation you do shane and james perfectly like you should play them in the movie i walked in i was like oh it's james oh you're the yelling pretty well too yeah wait come with me to this answer anything no no no no kim kardashian dress at the med gala little jojo yeah okay it is giving across not bad could use some work but the james is spot on that is so funny people love to yell at a camera james is very shane coded they are kind of similar with like the i think i'm good at the crashing out aspect because she and i can only do oh my god oh my god that's so good you would call the job channels that gives me chills you do it so good my memoir 2019 get in there that's gonna be you ashamed that is like it's so good it sounds just like him it's so crazy and the james too wow hire oscar for voice acting that is me i didn't for patreon my idea was applying let me hear james you want to do a video we're going to set one up for you bro i want all three of us to do little videos applying moses as well you give him a lot more credit than a lot more um uh publicity than he needs you're going to be him as the painted palette now you want to apply for his positions he's gonna think you're the number one fan he's like well oscar really loves me you're the number one shane and rylan fan of course obviously i was okay to see them i admit it now that's true if you're if you're yeah if you keep up with people you're low-key a little curious fan yeah seeing the spam account did shock me i didn't i didn't know that was happening i didn't know he had a spam account also like what is the need for a spam account girl was posted on maine right like same with chris olson chris olson i'm like you just it confuses me because i would think it's like is this a re-upload did someone re-upload your video because there's never like a check mark it is it does kind of confuse me i like want to have one because everyone has a spam account like i would love to have one and i wanted it to be like user 53596 but then it's like but it looks like someone just re-uploaded my video then i don't know maybe i'll create one is it hard to create a new one i want to do a spam account just for that i want to be like hey guys looking to hire nobody actually maybe a permanent post me i guess that would be fun it would be fun to have just someone be like it's because you can't go far either like i want someone to go get a chamberlain coffee at like westfield and century city would be so is that the closest one is there multiple locations i think there's just one location is it really there's more she becomes a starbucks she's just on every corner they should fun coffees are fun like just getting a cute little coffee i guess maybe you're right i could i thought it was a jane but i'm probably wrong oh because it wasn't the century city like it was a big deal because it was the first one i think right like the first physical yeah wait but you said there's more i thought so but i think you're right because i remember when it opened the lines were like insanely long because it was kind of the first the first physical i would love to okay on the manifestation list we need to write this down somebody jimmy anybody we need to put i want a guinness world record and i think i do want like a brick of mordom like something i don't know what my thing is like pastas or a brick and what brick and mordom freaking with asbestos broken mortar mortar what's mortar i think you put between the big bricks brick and boredom is just my funeral home or you can also eat what is it brick and mortar i've never heard that what does that mean it's like the material for oh you just said that yeah but really what like building a physical place like you know you make it with brick and mortar right the store the store is made it's a physical store and the walls are made out of the store is called brick and mortar i'm so confused like let's say you have a website then you have a site on the web but if you have a brick store it's a real store it's physical oh and you're building it the mortar is like the the glue that connects the bricks i want a brick and mortar store that's why it's called that how did you know that i mean i did study how to build buildings how does the architect know but also just in general like i'm always impressed when you know more words than me in english i'm always just like how like he'll say words i'm just like what does that even mean and it's a real word all the time so smart you are smarter than i'll ever be that's that's really impressive i want a brick and mortar store like i would love like i just don't know like you know how they have like prince street pizza or something i want like something like that but i don't know something with my food not my food your food i guess like chicken fingers and pasta and i don't know what we're giving this week it's bolognese night all across the world oh right you're making it for your cooking check out moses we didn't do our plugs at the beginning because i was too busy talking about myself sorry if you made it this far check out moses cooking videos at moses cooking videos he's gonna make the bolognese recipe tonight and it's so good i can't wait to eat it i forgot yeah the ingredient list is on tick tock right now so you can get your stuff and get ready i reposted it i should have planned my meals better because now i'm hungry and now i'm gonna have to have like a little snack before but i want to really be hungry for the pasta tonight what time is it gonna be done um it's fast are you gonna make it now pretty much when you guys do patreon i usually record the videos that sounds so good okay anyways moses cooking videos check it out oscar racy vlogs he's getting sponsorship after sponsorship over there and i'm so happy for him i'm all escape it i was like wow it's so good and that's amazing when's the vlog going up friday actually is my house we got approved so what's the title oh my god i actually didn't think about the title i thought about the thumbnail like i know what the thumbnail is going to be but moving in next to the kardashians oh yeah empty house store and my house that i bought with money from trisha paytas 10 minutes away from the kardashians neighborhood i gotta get all the keywords in there so we got that's so funny is it a house tour it's my empty house store because it was like the day before i moved i filmed it which was just a week ago weirdly but it feels like it's been i've aged a lot in the past week let's say that i know moving will do it for you at least it's like you're like home for a while yeah forever maybe for i frankly i mean i hope so because i love it forever home well no usually there's like a people do a starter home and then they get like a bigger house or something but like i just went straight to like yeah ours too i think of ours like forever home like i always think i want a bigger i'm like do i need a big house no i don't know your house you just need it organized i think but yeah that part once it's organized like a brand new house and it's like so i know and stuff just keeps applying like when it was accumulating i'm like i just need a bigger house and i was like you know what just get rid of some stuff and that's where we're at and i can't wait for that it's summer new organized house over here oh that's so exciting well check out oscar gracie vlogs and i got our patreon patreon.com slash just trish i want to do for patreon maybe in a week or two but like your reaction to that my house i feel like would be such a good patreon video right oh i would love yeah oh my god so today i'll go right now well my furniture most of my furniture finishes this week like the big pieces so by next week i should be fine yeah would love in good shape oh my god that's gonna be so much fun i feel like that's a fun patreon oh i love that's such a good one i'll be like so gay i love houses i love houses like i'll like go look at open houses even if i'm not looking for a house i just love them like i just think they're so like on zillow i always look in our neighborhood i'm always like what's around here like let's would love that and i'm excited because your houses look so nice i always like every time you do like a little like a little sneaky yeah i'm excited to finally like post most although it looks so different now that it's furnished furnished 80 um but even the empty one's still kind of gaggy although we didn't have water and power when i filmed the empty one so it was a little dark but you know okay but that's gonna make the reveal with furniture like like yeah yes i think we did an empty house where i saw it on like tiktok i think i did one i don't think i did like a video and i was like i was looking at your yeah houses look so different before they're like furnished and lived in but that's kind of fun i kind of like it yeah do you ever look at the was it staged your house yeah yeah yeah so like the zillow pictures versus like your house we saved them all too so we could kind of remember like how they staged it in reference for like when we're placing furniture like okay oh you're trying to do the same similar yeah and we kept the nails in from where they hung art so we know like okay yeah we did that too there's it's so funny though like couldn't be more opposite than the staged ours the way our house was staged versus what we have like there was like a coffee table where our bling tiger is you know what i mean their bed was like underneath the chandelier i was like in the middle of the room and feel like it's blocking the fireplace but the way they had it was like an office in the bedroom and i was like no ours is completely different places huh we never use fireplaces yeah malibu loves to like peek through because you can see it from my office it's so funny but yeah we went the complete opposite of how they staged your house and i honestly think we upgraded i think we did better than the original beetlejuice and all that themed oh michael jackson's house is open for the public i was like oh that's kind of everything it's like designed as if it was when they were living there i was like it's kind of cool maybe like 80 years from now they can do that with our house people can it'll be like a time capsule not 80 i guess how long has it been since the 70s what is that math 80 it's 80 years in the 70s so 56 56 so 50 years 70s yeah so yeah 50 years from now if someone wants to come walk through our house and have it be a time capsule they can come sit in the chairs the just that's kind of fierce yeah i wonder if they allow that in here maybe with invitation you know it's limited amount yeah you gotta get to the gate wait would we be still living in 50 years i guess yeah i was like are we still here no we moved we moved somewhere else i guess i don't know we'll be in the lower class box like that people can walk by and that's a crazy thing actually that people are like going to his like house and everyone's like still alive that like live there because i guess elvis he's been gone for so long and it's like okay but everyone's like visiting michael jackson's house and his family is still like alive it's kind of weird but probably his family is the one orchestrating this because i think they probably own their state oh my gosh it's such a crazy thing yeah like when you're just gone and people can just make those decisions for you my sister's just like here walk through church's house i mean i guess i would like yeah i guess that's fine because she has my blessing just kind of weird but what are you gonna do i guess keep the legacy alive oh my god like selena's family oh we're doing great i know and i said uh my fyp as i said is was the james charles band it's also a lot of the haunted virus have you been keeping the what the haunted virus yeah have you been keeping up with the yeah i was like yeah of course he is i knew that what's haunted virus i thought you might have caught up with it scary kind of i mean it's an it's um this very deadly sorry just one second oh my god you're poor back also coming at you so creepy what is the haunted virus because that is what is happening um well it's is a deadly virus that's really rare um but there's a boat that is uh it's a boat of a cruise of 149 people and there have been seven cases of it and three people have passed away but i thought you would know because of the boat that it's on it's the jojo seawall cruise stop i tried to keep it oh my god i'm so bad that was good though i was practicing is haunted virus real yeah yeah okay it's not on the jojo misinformation again oscar misinformation gracie over here oh my gosh jokes jojo it's a virus that he gets from rats droppings ew so i think oh my god gene hackman his wife died yes what yes remember when they passed away so she passed away from that what did he pass away from i don't think maybe he fell at the same time it happened he fell and she had the well i think maybe she passed away he fell and he couldn't get i'm not sure but it was a weird one that was weird but anyway if if you are around a lot of rat droppings you can get the virus but usually that's the only way you get it people don't transmit it to each other but in this case they think they do in the boat so the cruise nobody it is a cruise so there's like people from 23 different countries and so they're stuck on this boat now nobody wants to let them dock in their country so i'm just gonna die i mean i've seen a tick tock from a person on the boat like help us i think his name is jake he is he's a travel vlogger on instagram and tick tock and he's gay and then i was like oh what if he's a fan we can send him a message of hope like a cameo for free but he doesn't follow you he just follows like every other gay person how do you know he doesn't follow me because i went through his following because i was like send him a message of encouragement i know well jake yeah you maybe you don't know us but i hope you get well wear a mask he's okay right now um he posted a couple days ago but it also takes up to eight weeks to display symptoms so who knows everything about cruises obviously trish cruz is not happening because everything about cruises scare me we have friends that like went away to a cruise and they came back and they were both like sick with like something crazy too like they had like a crazy stomach bug for like a month it doesn't seem ideal to just be on a ship where things can go awry and then everybody's just stuck there because you can't dock like that happened with covid to you right there like it was when kovitz started there were yeah there were boats out out there that people had covered on them so everyone on tick tock is preparing for another pandemic although disclaimer the medical professionals have said the threat of pandemic is really low but um everyone is like okay i'm in the house i'm in the house board let me make some bread let me do a tick-tock dance loved it like everyone's preparing uh everyone's preparing uh in case they the rat droppings come here is it in the u.s where is it it's in bahamas verde where is cape verde actually hmm uh oh it's off the coast of africa right now um but yeah there are americans on my board so i actually think there's gonna be another pandemic it's unlikely it's it's tough to say because the threat of pandemic right now they're saying is low but if it is like airborne or like if you're able to transfer from human to human oh my god that is kind of scary right because like moses said it's mostly from like when you inhale like dust and in that dust is particles of like rat or rodent like fecal matter or urine that's how it transfers and it's like really rare but there uh i watched an interview from like um a medical professional who like studied covet and stuff and was like on a cruise that's like so rare like it would be like not even on the top 100 things of uh diseases like or sicknesses i could ever guess because it's also incurable and so everyone just dies you can yeah they you can only treat it like you get respiratory symptoms so you can only treat it for like respiratory symptoms but it's like it's also really hard to diagnose too um but yeah my whole bit was that it was on the jojo seawall cruise and i kind of ruined it really quickly a title or thumbnail because that's one person i'm not obsessed with maybe rylan maybe shane but not jojo and i love her but not obsessed at all and i don't think people care i feel like people are also very like we don't don't care about jojo not our audience anyways jojo cruz causing next pandemic that's kind of clickable i think that's the i i think anything is better than that literally what did we talk about what did i say i had so many horrible hot topics okay yeah i work i'll put him that's so funny you should put fred armisen in the title i think i would click on it i was for all those tiktoks you know honestly yeah it's so funny i saw a tiktok that was like you know our kids will learn about the pandemic and like history books being like 2020 like a virus came and wiped out so many people and we were locked in our houses scary but then like you were saying the tiktoks it was like and it was just like what were people doing why were we not scared why was everyone just like chilling on tiktok i know t doing like crazy we had nothing else to do i guess were you a part of that were you doing banana bread were you doing the whole i was playing animal crossing oh that's right but that's probably the most yeah you too that was the most um pandemic-y activity i did the banana bread i was doing banana bread i believe you were influenced to do any old everything i was talking about fauci i was talking about everybody and i don't even know who that is i remember remember that shirt i had that said fauci on it it was like all the names is he good or bad i have no idea yeah is he good he's just like a you know medical professional yeah i had a shirt with his name on it i was doing everything i think at the time jared leto was like a cult i was like signing up for his text messages anything pandemic related i was so in what else you were you knew me at the time i was doing everything you're composting right oh i was composting i was hamilton too yeah okay not really pandemic related but we were doing a lot of hamilton trish talks that was post oh that was like 2021 we're in this house we were in like this house in like studio city yes yes yes because i was right before yeah it was right before i went with joey right it was like yeah right before the pandemic yeah the joey video was like the like put march or was january or something it was 2020 yeah either early february or late january i was really skinny in that video i looked at the video that day i was like what was i doing before the pandemic drugs you're on yeah you're right in the book i was like you see you know i was you're right i know my chronological order now i was like that was i remember a lot happening in that house yes oh my god my lips were like blue i was like yeah like you know weirdly when you're on a lot of drugs you don't eat i didn't eat for like three weeks almost died literally wow well that's it that's it for today this was a great covered a lot we covered a lot i think great hot topics i think we you know just may is great like flowers that bloom so should you and you should let those uh flowers bloom by watering them and getting the proper nutrients and sleep flowers need lots of sleep and that's how they get beautiful rose buds it's like bears in the winter rose the buds become petals on the flowers we have to be careful roses out there moses you pick those roses for my birthday please those are so beautiful i love them so much i would do it myself i don't know how you properly cut them without hurting them because you can't just yank a flower you have to cut them delicately as i've been told but like the bears that hibernate in the winter the flowers will bloom come may and here we are and i love you guys thanks for watching and we'll see you in the next one for a really fun week next week i have a really my big big big big announcement will be next week and it's the biggest that's ever has ever happened to me do you know no you don't know jimmy knows jimmy knows everything because i haven't cut stuff i'm like you should have known if you were or weren't at the mess gala but anyway right right because you added like my blog and i was like okay make sure you have that if it's not you know not love line we i'm like i'll hold out another week because i can't talk about it yet so that's it i love you guys thanks for being here and we'll see you soon bye