Treehouse Prank War, Ben Almost Crashes $4 Million Car & Evans Award!

Dude, I don't have much interest in watching robot fighting. Yeah, wait until you learn you can bet on it, CJ. Evan's car graveyard has been named best car dealer in Becker County. Oh, this is fantastic news. I want to get my pilot's license, get an airplane. Like, I think that'd be super sick. Maybe it's best you stay on the ground, bud. After what happened in Steve's $4 million Apollo. Oh, my gosh, Evan. Ben. And you've been concerned about flying on airplanes. No, I think it was helicopters. No, and airplanes, too. What do we got? At least 68 dead in Spain after one high-speed train slams into another, stopped on tracks. Trains are more dangerous. Trains are what you need to be worried about. Well, is that more deaths than a plane deaths? When's the last time that a plane crashed? That one time when we went to Missouri, brother. That's what I'm wondering. It was a crass landing. It was a crass landing, but it wasn't a crash. That was a crazy landing. Dude, people were saying that they had back problems after the landing. Dude, I think we had two bent wheels. Are you talking about South Carolina? I thought it was for Missouri. No, it was South Carolina. All right, Buddy Jaron's coming through. Are you coming through to leave? Yeah, I got to leave. Oh, damn. Love you, bro. I think you should sit and think about it a little bit. I'll be really quick and just give a word of advice to our listeners. We got Buddy Jaron here. Dude, I don't have any words of advice. It's all good, then. You have lots of words of advice. Let me just think. Tell them about how hard it is for you to catch fish. It's not hard for me. Yeah, do you feel pretty good about yourself, what you did this time? When I help other people catch fish, I feel really good about myself. He was in brainer. Okay, but what about the two times that you've taken CJ and I fishing and we damn near got skunked? You're just lucky that I snagged one on the way in. No, he ate it. You didn't snag it. No, I snagged him at best. Say how many fish you caught in brainer. He keeps telling us all these stories about the fish that he catches when he's not with us. I caught 103 bass in brainer two days ago. As you know, I just have such a hard time believing that, buddy. Do you have any pictures or videos of this? Yeah, I have plenty of them. My phone's full of them, but I wouldn't show them because that's bragging. Right. Yeah, there it is. Like every good fisherman. Ben, I had you set up in that weed patch so well, and you just couldn't seem to catch. You have to hit the weed line. That's how it works, and you just couldn't cast far enough. It's just something. It's a you problem. I had you perfectly set up. It's just unbelievable that the guide, you know, we hire Buddy. Buddy. Buddy. We did Jaren's fishing service twice. We get skunked, besides for my snag, twice. Yeah, you did a snag. Yeah, we're opening up a class action lawsuit against his guiding service for his false promises. Wait till your lawyers meet my lawyer. Oh, I can't imagine. It's going to be deadly for you guys. I'm out of here. I got to go. All right, Buddy. Thanks for coming. It was good to see you. See you, Jaren. Enjoy the boat. Don't put a look, please. I like it too much. Yeah, thanks for the boat, Buddy. Yeah, thank you for the boat, Bud. We won't. I'm going to park it safe, far away from wherever these two are. Later, bro. Adios, amigo. All right, dude. Yeah, so our buddy Jaren, he showed up and he gave us a gift as a thank you for us filming a video with him. And the video blew up. And he gave us everything. And he said it didn't feel right keeping all the ad revenue from this video. And he spent all of it on gifts for us. Pretty crazy. Nobody's ever done that for us. Yeah, no one ever. And then on top of that, he didn't know what to do with the last $1,000. So he just went to Zorba's and bought a $1,000 Zorba's gift card. Evan was pumped. Crazy. Which was crazy, because we treated him to Zorba's. But I mean, what? It amounted to $100 maybe? That's a lot of Zorba's you can get for $1,000. We put a good dent in it last night. That's for sure. I don't know. It's pretty. At least get after a week. Hardly 25% after last night. And I thought we went relatively large. Yeah. Wow. Still some in the hopper. Buddy Jaren's setting a pretty dangerous precedent and standard for guests coming over. And using, just call it Seaboy's TV likeness in the title and thumbnail on the video. You know Shred 80's shaking in his boots right now. He's just like, oh, shit. Oh, no. Joke aside, nobody owes us anything. So that's why when he showed up. I was full as the ad. And he was like, I spent all of the ad revenue from the video that I filmed with you guys. You guys were like, you seriously should not have done that. Well, yeah. We were in the boat together. He gave us a boat, and then we went out fishing afterwards. And last time, he took CJ and I fishing. And he was telling us. Said he was the best guy in the lower 48. And if there was a fish in that lake, he was going to catch it. We roamed with you. Well, it just turns out that the lake that we went fishing on, our treehouse lake, got froze out. And so there's literally no fish in that lake. Oh, no. So it was an uphill battle for him. But yeah, it's like we've been friends. It's like we've been friends for 20 years. I just saw a fish in the parking lot. Yeah, literally. When we were building the treehouse, either building or staying, but it was like kind of at night, and I heard a flop. I go, there is fish. I look over. It's a beaver. Oh, yeah. More beaver than fish in that lake. But yeah, we ended up going fishing, and CJ and I were just telling him, we were like, you know, buddy, this is a super nice, but as your friend, we'd almost prefer that you didn't spend all of your money that you made on us. We were just like, we'd rather see you have some cheds in the bank to stay in a hotel or something. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we were like, you know. Not sleep in a truck in our parking lot. For those who don't know, Buddy Jaren is a young, I don't even know if I would say upcoming, like he's killing it. Yeah, he's doing it. He's doing it. He's a fishing YouTuber. He's big on Instagram, TikTok. Go watch him. He's more of a comedian. Yeah, he really is. He's known for like going online and just kind of puking up a bunch of funny shit while he's fishing. He's hilarious, man. Yeah. I love spending time with him. The amount of time that we have spent with Buddy Jaren to the understanding I have of anything he said during that time is like a crazy ratio. Like, I don't understand anything he's ever saying. I never know if he's being serious or not. He does ride that line. He's a comedian fisherman. But the way Mike said it, he is brain puked. I mean, it's just, I've always just found it so funny. So he'll be like taking a piss and then he's like talking about how, what lake he's on and he puts the fish in his mouth so that he can free up his hands and then just spews out a bunch of more stuff. You got, you got to check it out. Yeah, Buddy Jaren. He's funny, dude. You guys hear where he stayed last night? No, where did he? He better have stayed here. No, he found out there was actually a nicer place to stay than here in the shop. He stayed at our treehouse. I told him, I was like, you should for sure stay in the camper. Yeah, he was stoked. He said it was awesome. The battery was fully charged. Like he didn't have to run a generator. Furnace worked. It was fully kitted. Wow. That's awesome. At least one of our treehouses is a comable for people. Yeah, at least one of our treehouses is a comable. How was your guys' treehouse? Well, you just eat the rest of that fucking cookie and then podcast. Just finish it. Whatever the hell it is. Damn, dude. That was awesome. We're in hot water, boys. At least somebody can stay in the treehouse, you know? What does that mean? The treehouse can stay there. You don't have to move it. It's not illegal. It's got heat and air conditioning. I'm actually genuine. And it's not a treehouse. I'm genuinely concerned. So you guys are going to have to move this treehouse or take it down. Yeah, it's going to suck, but we got this. But I don't know if you can move it because when I walk on it, you guys, the trusses. The trusses you use are not meant to be trusses. They're just not thick enough. Well, we actually used a tree to support it, so we had to cut weight. Right. They're two by sixes. And we are already over budget, you know? So we had to save somewhere. It's like you walk in your treehouse, it bounces, bro. The bounce is from the half-inch plywood. You decide to save money on your budget by cutting the floor trusses down. No, the floor trusses are chilling. The half-inch plywood we totally messed up. We used way too thin of floor wood. I think it's the truss, man. It's not the truss. No, it's the plywood. It's the plywood. It's the plywood, yeah. CJ and I were over there looking at it yesterday, and. Oh, yeah, here we go. You were over there looking, sculpting them? I was there as well. No, we were there with Steve and his crew, and Steve and his crew were, like, so ready to get down the moment they got up there. Really? That was the vibe I got. They were kind of up there, and they were like. I was in there with you, too, and they were like, this is amazing. I can't believe you guys built this. I was looking at it, though, and it's pretty wedged in there between all the different trees, so I don't know if you're. Yeah, because it's a treehouse. I don't know if you're going to be able to get out of it. That's a crazy concept. I know it's hard for you to comprehend. But I don't know if you're going to be able to lift that out of there without, like, fully disassembling the roof and walls. Well, as long as we call the right crane, Jace, he's pretty damn good on the crane. Yeah. And so he'll be able to wedge it out. Yeah, so you let us handle that. I just don't think it will, unless you guys build a really nice cradle. Yeah, we'll have to build a cradle. You're going to have to build a really good cradle. Problem two, how do we get it there? How do we get it out of that property? Do we just keep it on that property? No, no, no. Move it to the farm? No, I think we got a good spot for it. Because it is? Yeah, essentially, our treehouse is illegal. Yes, it's illegal. And we're trying to stay in good graces with our neighbors. And one neighbor in particular wasn't happy with us. Out of all the things we do, and the treehouse is what put her over the edge. I think she was complaining about everything we do. But the treehouse was too close. It was too close to home. It was her last straw, I guess. She didn't want to look at that ugly thing, dude. We could have made it red. We could have made it a different color. We could have camouflaged it. We could have thrown a fucking camper up in the tree. Yeah, we could have thrown a camper up there. Yeah, we could have done a lot of things. She needs binoculars to see it. No, I'm just kidding. Your guys' treehouse does look really good from an outside. And also the inside, I think, is really good. The only thing I have to say about it is it is a little sketchy up there. It's the flooring. It's like a pogo stick up there. It's like a trampoline. Yep. Like I said, we had to save money somewhere because we were already over budget. But anyway, we're trying to not upset the need. neighbors you know we try and take the path of least resistance most times believe it or not and so we're gonna just crane that thing out of here out of the tree and get rid of it and can go back to not having to look at a tree house she might prefer storage units if somebody else would have bought that property i don't know flatten the entire land put up 800 storage units yeah never plant a tree you know what i think you guys should do is we should just take our shitty ass camper off of our first off cj watch what you're saying it is i mean we were we bought a camper that was wrecked in a storm and was pretty gross i mean everything's not gross for the price i thought it was yeah for the price it's great but i just think it's going to become grosser and grosser in the next year why it's just going to get trashed because people that stay in it will probably trash it shred 80 you the second shred 80 touches i bet you we'll go over there in six months there's gonna be twisted teas all over it which is perfect we don't want to replace it with anything nice yeah we can just create it away i'm saying get the rv out put your guys's sweet ass tree house on our trusty ass frame and then it will be great best of both worlds i think we can bind forces and uh we time all together it'll be like a little neighborhood yeah tree neighborhood yeah have like a rope couple bridges yes camper and deck was way shittier than it is but it's not then i'd be about it but yeah it's it's actually i like it's a great setup like last night jaron was actually so when you told me the price of your camper i thought it was 4 500 bucks but it wasn't it just was dented from a storm we could have gotten one for free they were like you can have this one for free and that one was actually yeah pretty gross to be in why didn't you guys just come over and take one of the campers from our land because those things are also gross yeah like the camper that you got is nicer than the ones we already had for sure i mean buddy jaron said he wouldn't stay in the ones on our land he tried one time he was like i don't know if i'd stay in those either sure it's toast they are surprisingly clean but the doors are locked and i don't know where the keys are yeah they're they're actually like really clean but i also kind of they're gonna be infested with mice that is a plus of our rv being up there for the camper a little harder probably less mice it's true it came with a little bit of mice but it has been four four to five days since the great treehouse war of cormorant and uh the dust has finally started to settle as you can tell there's still a little bit of what's the word um animosity between the two groups about whether we built the deck or whether our treehouse is unstable but it did both treehouses survived a war that ensued last week barely i legitimately felt like i was in a war movie which obviously you guys did too in the at the end of it with our last prank yeah it was intense i mean through and through just glad i bought all those paper towels it was a full-on war there's no doubt about that dude it was actually like one of the most fun videos that we filmed all year though yeah he actually had so much fun and when we were going to bed post-war it was like a crazy sense of like wow i can't believe we just went through that together yeah like it was like a new sense of brotherhood between between the the treehouse boys of like what we went through like the battle like i've never been to a treehouse before i've never been to a treehouse before i've never been to a and like dude he was just he was such a beast as he always is but like he rose to the occasion ryan was out there getting absolutely pelted from every direction do you guys know they they make crossbow egg shooters or whatever they are slingshots because ryan was getting annihilated yeah you guys brought our eggs out and so the first attack was jake and tony came over and we had done our best to barricade the scenario or around our treehouse but obviously we weren't planning them coming in on foot with eggs and started getting egged and i'm like oh they're just throwing eggs that's fine i'm gonna retaliate and then i come over the corner of the yet ready to throw an egg and there is a crossbow with an egg pointed right at my face sure it was a crossbow or was it a slingshot slingshot thank you okay and then it goes and that mock jesus this egg just flies by my head and it explodes on the wall it was scary i mean those were hitting with some velocity high fps i did not tell him to use a slingshot i just kind of figured they were gonna hook some eggs at you guys whatever the slingshot might have been a little far i didn't tell him that so it was okay thankfully we built our treehouse so high that i was able to kind of hide yeah and they would hit the wall and then explode and the egg would rain down on me so it was a bit of a do's i couldn't go inside that was when my challenge really set in you know being on a four foot wide deck 20 feet wide and i was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna in the air for 24 hours wasn't fun but when we were outside during the egging that was a bummer ryan grabbed the uh bottom of the fire pit like captain america was using it but dude they it was like what felt like an hour of egging like they just did not stop and then they would just go back to the truck and get more eggs that was just one of the battles yeah man it really did feel like war though especially once uh what time was it evan when you and big wrench just woke me up you're like cj cj do you hear those coyotes like 3 a.m 3 a.m i fall asleep probably 40 minutes on the couch they shake me up cj do you hear that there's like probably coyotes on three of the four sides surrounding us they're gonna grab your gun so i grab my my ar i just got this uh thermoscope on it and i just start i'm like thinking like they're just start blasting they're gonna maybe go for a mini couch or something like you were there thankfully i'm thinking to myself dude imagine if little cheddar gets eaten when i'm here 200 yards from this thing so i i'm out there and it was actually like i was like holy shit this is like i'm actually in war like i'm running around this fucking ar like at night like just pitch blackout trying to like sneak around and find these coyotes i was literally around the edge of the entire farm property and then i was walking down the gravel road trying to find these things dude i just wanted to get one well you there's dogs well you can tell the difference mike's cat okay if you shoot a cat then there's a big difference between a cat dude you'd be amazed at like what you can see there's little mice running around rabbits there's a lot of rabbits i'm just saying you're just seeing a little you're just seeing heat out in the distance and you might get excited you can tell like from from our treehouse looking through the scope like you could tell oh there's there's there's drywall just like laying in the grass over there like you can see the cows and everything years you can see you're letting me know what you're doing you're letting me know what you're doing you're letting me this happen there's nothing i could do you had to have been like this is it this can't be good yeah yeah well yeah exactly i felt safer with cj away from rather than sitting on the deck holding the rifles yeah he can go chase him down i'm just kidding it was chilling we had been hearing him cj had the call out for a bit whatever yeah and then cj fell asleep on the couch me and big wrench were just hanging out and they did you could tell they were getting noticeably closer and like ah should we wake them up yeah we better wake them up and dude the second cj kind of jumps awake we're like do you hear that so oh and i mean he was locked in yo how about the tornado siren that scared the shit out of me bro when i got up i just wish you guys would have had a camera on me well our cameraman woke up and then fell back asleep don't don't he goes hey wake me up wake me up i don't wake up to alarms classic and so so gavin wakes him up and then he's like all right yep and then gavin's like all right my job here's i woke him up and then he's like all right i woke him up and then he's like all right i woke him up and then he just went back to sleep no don't we'll look you in the eyes and say okay i'm up and then fall back asleep and never remember it so i wake up and i go how'd the how'd the uh tornado go and dalton just stares at me and goes didn't make it and we're all just like dude it scared the crap out of me because i'm sleeping outside freezing on this little deck and i got a fire going to keep me warm sorry what did you just what did you say before like the fire on this treehouse little deck it's not little big deck whatever a little bigger than your guys and sturdier but anyway so i'm sleeping on this thing that siren goes off keep in mind like we had been very on high alert the entire night because we're expecting to be praying yeah which was the best thing i got the coyotes around me i'm hunting coyotes like i'm just like on edge like trying to do something i'm just on guard i'm on defense when that siren goes off to wake me up i jump up i'm like fuck it was the weirdest thing yelling into the void yeah just and then i'm like and i think i like threw something like a water like i didn't know what to do and then like i realized i like oh okay it's not that bad it's just one person with a giant siren but you had to be like what is that the only thing i was impressed with how loud it was and how big it was i could only think our poor neighbors have to deal with this at six in the morning well it was our neighbor tanner the one who was actually setting it off yeah the good thing you guys the closest neighbor that is yeah yeah that's why we had him do it and he said what time should i do it i said whenever you're okay you decide yeah throw back to like you guys being more on edge that was the one huge silver lining to us getting completely flooded when jake broke in moved the limo got the hydro cedar shot water up into our ceiling and it rained we were pretty defeated we bounced back dried it out still a little defeated but we're like we did it boys we're dry we're safe and then we're like they're not gonna hit us again so So we slept like babies. Oh, it was incredible. And it did make sense that you guys were like, they're probably going to get us back. But we knew. We were like, well, now they think that we're going to hit them back. And so we just ruined their night. And we don't even have to do anything. Yeah. I slept pretty good, all things considered. How many hours? I think I got two hours and 59 minutes. Oh, my whoopsie. But, like, I was sleeping. All things considered, that's pretty good. Especially for being as vulnerable as I was outside. I just kind of accepted. I was like, yeah, they're going to prank us, whatever. But if you guys didn't notice, we never once started anything. You were only retaliating. I know you guys didn't because all you guys were doing was just sitting playing Xbox. Nope. So we had to make things interesting. That was the deal. I love a good prank war, honestly. Like, Gavin was like, this is fucked up. And I was like, this is amazing. You guys were crying when we retaliate to even things up. Imagine if we would have started something. Well, the reality of it is most of the people, some of the people on the team aren't for the pranks where I live for it, right? So they're just along for the ride. And I'm like, we're in this shit, boys. Yeah, that's what I mean, how it started from Dalton stealing the wood. Like, none of us knew we were doing that. So, of course, Gavin's upset that it got started. Well, I just told Gavin, too. I was like, welcome to the filming side. You know, usually he's just he's wrenching and building. And kind of. Just staying hands off, right? When things start to get ugly. And I was like, dude, this is the reality of what we go through. And now you're on the other side of it with us. Dude, also, we went over there very cordial. We're just like, hey, just tell us where the wood is and nothing's going to get messed up. And you guys kept going, I don't know where the wood is. We're like, well, obviously you have the wood. Just tell us where it is. No, you guys kept saying it, which you didn't. Did you guys actually? Then we're like, all right, well, we're going to fuck this place up. Just tell us where the wood is. So then we just kept going. Where's the wood? And we'd break. And you'd be like, I don't know. And we'd break another thing. And then we're like, holy shit, these guys are just not going to tell us where the wood is. So let's just take their tools. And that's how it went. And then finally, on our way out, Don's like, oh, yeah, I put the wood over by the barn. I'm like, what? You should have told us that about 15 minutes ago. But didn't make the video. Yeah, that was fun, though. Crash out did, and that was sick. That was fun. Yeah, it was fun, dude. That was such a great time. It's pretty cool that we're able to just go and do random side quests, and people love it. I don't know. It's pretty random to just have a crew of what we do go and build two treehouses and then make it as entertaining as we did, and then the internet be as receptive as it is. You can rank your videos one out of 10, where you see how they rank up against the last 10. And our treehouses have been one out of 10. So people are loving them the most. You know what? I'm so confident that went so well that we could literally run it back, and it would just do almost just as good again. I'm not saying that we would do that. I don't know if Cormac can handle it. We've got to let the dust settle. We've got plenty of land. We could always use more treehouses or decks. Or deer stands. Or deer stands. Speaking of Tanner, our neighbor Tanner, CJ gave us all these RC airplanes for his wedding as gifts to all the groomsmen. And dude, I've been jonesing to get mine put together ever since we flew them in Florida at Cletus's place. And so after work the other night, I went over to the farm and had to track down all the parts and everything. And I finally get mine put together. And I'm like, oh, I got to go and fly this thing. I got like 15 minutes of daylight left. I must have messed something up on the rear rudder or something. Oh, no. So I take it off the driveway. And as soon as it's in the air, it starts kind of just tracking left. Uh-oh. And so I'm like trying to get it. I'm trying to get my bearings of like, oh, shit. Okay, I think I messed something up here. There has to be modes on those things, right? Yeah, I think whatever mode, when I lost mine, was different from the mode that Cletus's was in. Yeah, so as soon as it takes off, it was like ripping. And I was like, uh-oh. So I'm trying to just get my bearings of one, how to fly it. Two, how to correct what I clearly kind of messed up on it. And then three, the sensitivity had to have been like maxed out. Yeah. From beginner. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to have had it on advance. You went straight to expert? Yeah, I must have. And so I'm like, this thing takes off. And before I know it, it's over the drift track, over the field, going towards Tanner's house. Oh, no. And like, sun is kind of going down. And I'm like, oh, shit. And so I'm like, just trying to see it. Button mashing. I'm button mashing. I just hear poof. You airstrike Tanner's house? I hit Tanner's house with it, dude. Oh, dude. And Tanner's out. He's out in his yard. And I just see his arms go up. And I'm just. That's funny. I'm yelling, oh, shit. Three of the planes have been lost or crashed now. Yeah. I kind of figured that out. Tint crashed his. I'm obviously scared to fly mine. But the nice thing is, is that the parts graveyard is growing. That's true. So if I break a wing off, like, there's at least two wings I can salvage. I think I messed something up on install. It wasn't flying straight. Dude, my bad. What are the odds? All this open space. Did I mess anything up? Hey, buddy. Oh, I'm junior. Did I dent it? Oh, my. Just blowed the nose cone right this. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, yep. I wonder if you can get a new body. Tint broke, like, the tail section on his. And he was, like, Tyvek-ing it or something. Dude, my bad. Those things aren't cheap either. Did I dent it? No. It's fine. Gosh. Shout out to Tint. Shout out HobbyZone. Bro. That's insane. Dude, I'm so. One, I'm just glad that it was Tanner's house. And Tanner's our boy. He works for us in the winter when he's not doing concrete. And two, I'm just glad I didn't hit, like, a window or something. Like, it's got, you know, it's, like. Steel siding. Steel siding, yeah. It's like our shop. And I was just like, bro, I mean, if there's a dent, I'll buy you a new piece of steel siding. And that's where he goes. He goes, well, I think I'm going to list it for sale if you want to just buy the whole house. And I think I go, oh, mention that to Mike. There you go, Mike. Yeah. Yeah, we've been over this. Would you buy it? The right price. Hey. Dude, we need to put Alton in there so we can go wake his ass up when he sleeps through his alarms. How the hell are we going to do that? You put Mike and him together. Is that where they can both sleep in together? Yeah. So, anyway, just something, I guess, to keep in mind. If you guys have flown yours yet, Ryan, you said you haven't. Mike, you haven't. I haven't either. So, just, yeah, there's modes. And just double check everything is. Yeah. Is good before takeoff. But, yeah, I had some serious second thoughts about getting, like, because I want to get my pilot's license and get an airplane. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. Probably not going to do that anymore. Well, luckily, you don't have to put the, you know, the plane together. You pay people to do that. Yeah, but you guys know how I get when I just start blacking out. Yeah, you kind of black out when you're doing something new. Yeah. Yeah, which we have talked about. Like, the thing about being a pilot, especially a helicopter pilot. Like, you have to lock in. And the lock in isn't a joke. It's not like, yo, bro, lock in, lock in. It's like, actually lock in. Tune out the bullshit and fly your plane safely. Don't die. Yeah. You have to do that over and over and over every time you fly. Right. So, that's, which we have a tough time doing. I think it might be. But even on the ground, I don't even know if I'm safe. No, you're pretty. Oh, my gosh. Your pants had to be shit. You almost. No, mine weren't actually bad, but Steve's were full. Steve's had to be, yeah. Steve's were full. So, when did you know that you were going to be good? Because you stayed on track. I guess it's a little context. We have a video coming up. It's called Non-Cheap Car Challenge. And our friend Steve brought $11 million worth of cars up for us to essentially film a cheap car challenge. Like, all the things that we do in a cheap car challenge of, like, one, challenges, and then two, like, race track, like, drag strip, and then going on, like, the road course and stuff. Slitting into teams. Yeah, so we did that in $4 million cars. And Steve and I were in his Apollo, which is the craziest vehicle I've ever drove or seen. One of 10 in the world. Yeah. There's only 10 of them. I spun it out on the road course with walls everywhere. It was super sketchy. It was the best spot that it could have happened. But it also was, like, pretty ridiculous after the fact of, like, oh, wow, that went, like, best. And if it was worst-case scenario, and if it was worst-case scenario, we would owe Steve $4 million. And the thing is, too, like, even in a normal car, like your Porsche, you could, like, purchase a new bumper. You just can't buy a part of that car. It's one of 10. And they don't just have a bumper laying around in a warehouse. Like, I don't even know how you would fix if you accidentally, like, scrape the lip up severely or, like, crack the lip. Had you even gone into the grass, it would have been a massive price tag. There's one part that had, like, a. Issue with it that needed to be replaced. His window. And it has to be custom-made for that car. So it takes, like, many, many months. He said he's getting his new Apollo before he gets his replacement window. Oh, God. Yeah. You would have gotten a good title out of it, though. Idiot crashes my $4 million car. It was pretty gnarly. So I guess you'll see it in the video. Yeah. But it was gnarly. But once the challenge ended, his mood instantly, like, he was fine all day. Yeah, Steve is such a jolly guy. And you could tell he was just nervous the whole day. he was on edge or i mean rightfully so yeah i don't blame him at all i'd probably be nervous if i had millions of dollars on the line with our dumb asses behind the wheel it's just like the worst conditions to be doing yeah that was the main thing it was it was horrible conditions the track manager said the conditions right now are worse than driving in like a torrential downpour because you feel comfortable because you know you're driving in rain you're just naturally gonna be more cautious but that is like you don't think you can't tell that you're on a slippery surface but you just have to wait and see it was pretty gnarly though was your guys's uh experience is overall positive i'd say very yeah it was great cj had cj had the best time me and peyton had an absolute blast peyton said it was the best day of his life that's pretty awesome yeah he texted me after and just said like hey i just want to say like i'm not sure if i like showed it but like that was probably the best day of my life that's awesome i mean what more could you ask around in a venador sv yeah it's hard to hard to beat the i drove the hennessey which again you'll see in the video but like i've been trying to wrap my mind around 2080 horsepower it's literally three times as much horsepower as my corvette like you think of like one of the fastest road vehicles out right now and then you triple the horsepower of it it's it was so dumb it was so much fun and i feel like i was so nervous that it was hard to enjoy and i only started enjoying it in like the last 85 seconds of my lap and then i was like oh shit this is awesome and then so i i'd texted steve i was like you know if you're ever feeling reckless again i'd love a good shot at driving that car when it's warm out yeah he's like lose my phone number yeah he's like probably not you you already had your time right i drove the senna and that thing is it i've you know i've driven a freaking tesla but that thing is like driving a spaceship with like the windows down low on the doors it is such a cool car it's like driving a spaceship with like the windows down cool experience like in that thing i'm not into really like cars that are fucking three million dollars but that car was insane that was my favorite car by far it was the same i wish you guys could have drove the apollo though when i say it was exhausting like the level of exhaustion you experienced the entire time you were driving it like by the end of the day i've never slept so good at night knowing that that day was over it just seemed like that car was like not even set up to be better it was just set up to be different with the way you had to drive it everything about everything about it in the ass it was dude it was a i mean the craziest driving experience ever i was it's a little just because it was so much weird shit you had to do well one you can't see two it's not yours okay so the the entire time you're you're worried about it it's different if it's steve driving his own car right um but for me i'm just like on public roads on this one of ten car anything can happen deer can run out everyone that drives around has their phone out yeah you know yeah they're not paying attention to the road yeah they're not paying attention to the road and everyone is is just taking videos and and like getting like way too close to you and the blind spots are so gnarly and then it's so hard to drive it's got like a clutch but it's a it's it's like paddle shift um it is like laying down i've never seen a car with i haven't either so your your calf your calves take your shoes off yeah you gotta take your shoes off also you can't and not because you're supposed to keep it clean that's why you that's not why you don't fit in where the pedals are so you have to take your shoes off in order to drive it like it's just it was a really cool car but i didn't envy you at all i was like i don't want to drive that it was gnarly and steve goes at the end of the day steve goes dude you realize that you've drove this apollo more today than probably 95 percent the other nine apollo owners have ever he was like put more miles on this thing today than most owners ever do how many miles did that car have on it i don't know if it even had a odometer yeah we drove the hennessey we crossed over 5 000 miles and it is now the highest mileage hennessey in the world really and i was like oh wow you just hit 5 000 miles and tommy goes yep that just made it the highest mileage hennessey venom f5 evo revolution dude i whatever the fuck name it is uh in the world i was like damn that's crazy i like kind of was asking like how much you thinking like depreciation you had across all the vehicles today but i didn't really want to know yeah yeah like i didn't want to like i didn't want to like bring it up because obviously you know he's thinking about it yeah he's like every mile costs this much and he's just like ah dude it's whatever like this is this is what i have them for i have them for people to experience to you know film awesome videos like this and uh and and that's why i own these i don't own them to have them sit in a garage but i didn't want to be like dude how much money did this cost you but you also kind of want to know god bless steve hamilton yeah and fitment industries and custom offsets it is just a constant battle because it's like the apollo for example the yes go like he gets to say he owned them and then the rest is just memories created like without filming those videos all he gets to say is that he owned them but now he gets to say he owned them he filmed did a road trip you know road trip almost crashed it yeah with the seaboys with these cars yeah a road trip like a road trip with those cars is diabolical it literally is oh was it for like a rally nope just a cold minnesota day yeah yeah it's gonna be a great video it'll come out i think next week or the week after but overall a success when i was driving that car and obviously that's like a pretty extreme example but even just like driving my hummer so again if cars came out today there's no way anyone could get their license like think of how hard it is to get an airplane license like you have to go through all these different things but hold on let me explain in an airplane you're basically lost me if cars came out i guess i'm trying to follow here if cars became a thing today like the mall and you said you were going to be driving within you you were driving head on down a road where they're coming 60 miles an hour at you and you're coming 60 miles an hour at them so 120 miles difference and all that's between you is an imaginary yellow line and about four feet like the risk of that they would be like you need to be a highly certified person like think about all the shit you have to go through to drive a train to drive a boat to drive like a large boat you have to go and get like a crazy license to get be a pilot where you're only really risking yourself you have to go through a ton of work and you could just hop in a car go through the dmv get your license obviously you don't have to go through the dmv you don't have to go through the you gotta pass your test and whatnot but like and then you could just go out on the road and completely black out and just crash into someone who's obeying the laws yeah the barrier to entry to get your driver's license is pretty low yeah it's really low like they just give a 14 year old their farmer's permit and that is a child and i'm all for like dude when i was 14 i was like fuck i wish i could drive but like it is pretty crazy you throw a child behind the wheel and how like planes like they all do one thing they fly but cars don't all do 200 miles an hour you know what i mean you could be in a corolla or you could be in a zr1x yeah with the same license yeah yeah true true so that's like a horsepower license but don't put that wow that yeah that would that would actually make sense a horsepower license i mean because anybody can buy a fast car nowadays it's true and all cars are so fast even fucking a tesla it's like just a zipper is pretty quick yeah i was just thinking about that you're looking at a new camera can or every day the hybrid version or what the hybrid version or what the hybrid version or what the hybrid version or gotta get that gas mileage i got uh pretty big news guys oh yeah this is awesome i received this letter in the mail yesterday i didn't even know that you got mail best car dealer in becker county what dear evans car graveyard team we are pleased to inform you that evans car graveyard has been named best car dealer in becker county for october 2026 oh this is fantastic news this is fantastic news and this is this is just a google listing yeah like you someone you aren't incorporated right yeah i'm not i'm pretty confused is it like who's it from uh here wow so you're the highest rated car dealership in becker county in october in october 2026 like how i i haven't even like looked it up yet but i wonder how many like reviews or jack's pulling up the reviews right here because 4.5 out of 5 stars not bad right now you have three salesmen and you're just doing the yeah something like that 16 reviews interesting well congrats on that ev that's exciting news you're being recognized for all your hard work that you've been putting in no it feels good it does so i wonder if you get a plaque because all these other people recent winners they all have plaques oh true so they'll probably yeah you gotta pay for it but it'd be worth it i see cns customs is also uh located here oh no they got a location open five stars oh really i only have four nine yeah you have four five but best of october 2026 that's incredible car graveyard interesting well there must not be too many other car dealerships in the uh county huh congratulations again on this outstanding achievement earned not only by application or nomination but by authentic feedback from your own customers i mean that you can't pay for no can't put a price on it wow yeah i think you should uh you should start wearing like a suit if you really want if you want to get next months you gotta look the part i don't know I'm not really a suit guy. Yeah, but you have that oversized suit. That's a suit. If I showed up to Evan's graveyard, that's what I would picture a salesman would come out wearing. With an already blown up motor. I think I feel about that suit the way Ken feels about his bowler hat. Love it? You just secretly don't want to be seen in public with it. You love it. Is that how you feel? That's how you feel about your bowler hat? I don't know about that, but it seemed like that's kind of what he said. Why do you not like your bowler hat, Ken? I didn't like it, and then it got blown up into something else. And I was like, it just keeps getting put into more and more situations that aren't necessary for it. It's just like, I don't like this. Why not just wear the hat? It's just an ugly hat. At one point, though, you did say you're coming around to it. Yeah, because then that whole thing goes away. When's the appropriate situation to run the bowler hat? Because you said certain situations. In public. That's when I hate it. So it's more of a. In private type of hat. Well, it's like when we're going to the mall or something. It's just awkward wearing an ugly hat like that. What about the airport? I feel like that's the perfect time. It's like your traveling hat. You should have a briefcase, Ken, that you pack your clothes in. Imagine we sneak over to Ken's house one night and look in the window, and Ken's just watching TV wearing the hat. What are you doing? I don't want to wear this hat in private. Now, this is a time that he wants to wear his bowler hat. I had a buddy. On a cruise this week, and he was like, dude, you're on the TV on the cruise ship. And I was like, oh, okay, that's funny. Like he threw up the YouTube video somewhere or whatever. He's like, no, there's like a 200 foot big screen on the back of the cruise ship. And you guys are on it. I was like, what the hell? And it reminded me of this, this tick tock on this cruise ship cruise ship in the middle of the sea. We got Evan jumping his goddamn. Goddamn. Chevy. I mean, the TV is gigantic on chive. It's on chive TV and they, they just put videos everywhere. So they just must have it going on when there's in the middle of the day. And I'm like, that's crazy. You could be on a expensive cruise. You can be sitting there in a chair and just watching, watching Evan jump a Chevy. I was actually talking to Greta about this the other day. We were sitting there eating dinner actually. And I just had like our videos playing in the background on silent. And pretty soon she was just watching. The videos, uh, asking me like, so what are you guys doing right here? I can't remember what video it was, but like, she was like super enthralled with watching it like silent. So there's no audio, but I was like, it's pretty cool that you can like capture someone's attention this much without audio. It's a good point. You know? And that's why I think like bars and, and restaurants and bowling alleys and cruises and all these different places can play our videos without any audio because it's just, yeah, it's, it's just so, um, entertaining to watch. Is YouTube still doing the thing where you can dub it in different languages? I wonder if we're funny in different languages, you know, like sometimes you change the, like the, the language, like you watch a dubbed thing and then you hear like what it's actually supposed to say. And it's funnier in the native language. I only know one language, but Mike, do you remember when you passed out on the plane? You were watching a movie. I went in and changed the language on the movie. So when you woke up, you were awfully confused. That's funny. Was this movie always in Spanish? It just must be this scene. And then I just fell back asleep. Speaking of like the bowler hat and airports, this is like actually Ken's worst nightmare. Have you guys seen where they do like ugly pants exchange? So they, you know, go to the thrift store and they doing this in an airport. Oh my God. Bro. And it dude. So this guy's wearing like a kilt. Um, and it just gets worse. It gets worse. And these guys have to go change before they're like, look, can you guys imagine if we did this, it would get so out of hand. And in this video, like obviously somebody would take things too far. Yeah. And I think there's like, it still has to be, well, I guess that kilt answer. Look at, Oh shit. Gosh. Man, they're just on the ground, crying, laughing free wells. Fucking lit next to them was just like, Oh no, that's actually too far. Yeah. They just got the most horrendous pants you can find. So I think it'd be, I would do that guys. Ooh, where are they finding these? Ooh, that's a lot of skin. Ken, would you do this? Oh, not that one. That one's too far. Oh, that might be too far. The kilt is hilarious. The kilt is awkward, but normal, at least. Probably pretty freeing for you, Ken. I mean, Ken's been in a kilt before. He knows what it's all about. Yeah, that's great. Ken's worn a kilt. It was amazing. What was the context of that? Why did we have Ken in a kilt? Did we? It was during the, uh, the first time we brought the Miata to the drift track, right? Something about the seats, I think being that way. Oh yeah. We thought that, oh yeah, it was a mini truck. We wanted. We wanted to match the mini truck seats, so we just put them in a plaid kilt. Wasn't that it? I think that was it. That's a hundred percent. Yeah. I don't think there was much more to it than that. I know it was pretty shallow, but I didn't think it was that shallow. I have a funny-ass picture of Ken from that day. Isn't that like your dad's kilt or something? Uh, no, that was, I think Gavin, mechanic Gavin's dad's. Oh yeah, it was. I think. It was right as he started working for us. I'm like, what the hell? Why do you have a kilt? I think Ken, you should pick up the bagpipes now that we're talking about kilts. Everybody hates bagpipes. Yeah. Does anyone actually want to hear somebody play the bagpipes? Maybe in Ireland. I'd rather hear bagpipes than like an accordion. I don't know. I think accordion is kind of funny though. I think they're on the same level. Trevor Ron has an accordion. Can he rip on it? Oh my gosh. Ken. See, he pulls it off pretty good. He looks pretty happy. What was that shirt? Look at those shoes. Look at those shoes. What are you doing, Ken? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Aaron, I'm out. Looks like you're laying an egg. What are we doing here? Who's that girl down there? That would be Evan. Oh. You guys want to see a really big fish? Yeah. Yeah. My dad just sent me this picture. He caught this thing last night. Or 1:30 a.m. Your dad was out fishing at 1:30 a.m.? Yeah. Wow. What? Oh, shit. Cray hog, boys. So what kind of fish is that? It's a walleye. It's like a nine-pond walleye. Just shy of 38. Dude. That's how it's a walleye. Because of the eye. 30 inches? Just shy. Yeah. Holy crap. Ken, how big was the one you caught? Just 24, I want to say. Jesus. It was bigger than that. Wow. That's way bigger, though, by far. That's huge, bro. Where was he? Like, on a big lake? Yeah. Obviously. Any good fisherman would wish he knew. Who took the picture? Okay. So that's a big lake to be out on in the middle of the night. Yeah. Like, a little spooky, I feel like. Yeah. It's around, like, the full moon. I don't know. They get active. Oh. We should have stayed out later last night with Buddy Jaren. Yeah. Dude, we wouldn't have made it back. It would have been bad. We would have capsized that boat. It was tiny. We were already taking water on it, and then you sprayed us, and we obviously took more water on it. I just accidentally hit the throttle. Yeah. My bad. I just have so much horsepower on my pond, too. Dude, it wasn't bad for me and CJ, but Buddy Jaren got soaked. Dude, I swear you guys spent more time trying to-- Move? --get the boat. Get around? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you got to worry about what you got. That's where we're going. Yeah. That is what we were doing. That boat is sweet. around for one person i'd say i think two two would be pretty comfortable it was pretty pretty rocky it looked tight with three like if there was any bigger waves than there was it'd be bad and there wasn't many waves bilge you know there's no yeah and it doesn't go fast enough to like get out of it normally you could just like pull the plug and drive and it should drain out but yeah you don't you don't want five horse johnson i can't believe that thing ran that's actually a pretty good find we couldn't figure out exactly what year the motor was but the boat is from the 60s oh wow and we were thinking yeah without like pulling numbers off or whatever we figured the motors can't be newer than the 70s ran like a top yeah it's buddy jaron goes i don't know if this motor is going to keep going and we said if it's running it's going to keep going buddy jaron i don't think there's much to this motor it's a pretty simple motor that's when all you have to worry about is you is spark fuel and air it was funny when your little plastic trolling motor actually i think was faster yeah it does better motor so what time is your dad fishing till if he catches this at 1 30 does he does he call it a night after this or is he ripping until like 3 a.m yeah i think they pretty much runs it just like all night wow and goes home and goes to work what really work what a legend and some people have to make a living you're fishing till 3 4 in the morning and then you actually yeah when it's one of those things like you know when the time is right to go like yeah do that then you do it because it's only a small window out of the whole year so right now is prime fishing uh yeah gotta get out there ben we gotta get back out there well dude ryan i don't know if i can come to your party this weekend oh here we go why not been seeing some nice bucks on the trail cams is it ryan's party doesn't start until after dark oh is it some say that's the best time to hunt though mike if you're cj yeah it was gonna start earlier but i can push the party back Push it back. Push it back. You never hang out with us. Dude, we got some nice bucks popping up on the land. Really? I think you can get it all in. I think you could go hunting. It's daylight savings time, so you have an extra hour of sleep or partying. It's the only Halloween that'll be on Saturday until 2037. Like, it'd be a shame if you missed it. Yeah, it really would, Ben. You know, Halloween's a big holiday. You want to come? Yes. Let's go. Let's do it. I'm still going to come, Ryan. I'm not going to. I know C.J. I know C.J. will make it happen. Yeah, pretty soon we invite everyone out. We're just all sitting together. Ryan's like, so when do you guys think you'll be done? Ryan came over to my house so early to party this weekend that I wasn't even there. He was just chilling at my house alone for like an hour. C.J. came over to my place. And then I was like, yo, you should just come to Ken's. He invited you, but you didn't come. Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't. Yeah, I couldn't get him there for all weekend. All weekend. Well, I heard the buying was too high. That's true. I was a little nervous. I was pretty upset about losing 20 bucks over this gumball. Gumball game last night. Oh, yeah. I forgot I won that. You didn't even have to play Monopoly, Ben. You could have just hung. I think he's deep down scared that I'm going to whoop his ass in pool. It wouldn't be good. That's the real issue. It wouldn't be good. I am rusty. And that's why you won't come and hang out. You just have such big fears of losing a little game. I tell you what, you don't even have to play pool. Just come and hang. I am excited. It is getting to be pool season again. After the game. We all kind of hit it pretty hard last, well, last winter. Kind of laid low this summer on it, but I'm ready to fire back up. I don't think I could be there and not play pool, though, Ryan. Really? Yeah, it's kind of a sicko. I was a little bit nervous about going over because, like, everybody was hanging out at Ken's. And playing pool. And that's, we know. No, they weren't playing pool at Ken's. They were playing Monopoly. And that was fine. I'm cool, you know, if I have to jump in late or just watch because there's only so many people that can play. But I, like, didn't catch an invite. Everyone was there. Yes, you did. Dude, how many times did I text you guys? CJ sent a text message. Hey, boy. Let's hit Monopoly tomorrow. Hey, who wants to hit Monopoly? No response from anyone. Hey, going over to Ken's to play Monopoly. Hey, we're at Ken's playing Monopoly. You guys should come. Looking primals on Friday night. Yeah, I saw one text. I did see it. I saw it as well. Well, that makes me feel better because I was like, damn, I don't know if. Then I was overselling it, trying to get you guys to come, trying to make it sound more fun than it even was. And I still couldn't get anyone to come. I was like, dude, no one wants to hang out. Who ended up winning? I won one game. CJ won. I won one and Scott won one. Damn, you guys had enough time to play two games of Monopoly? That's what I was going to ask. Yeah, how long was it? First one went quick. Because I've never finished a full game. The second one went a little bit slow. No, if you just play and are actually, like, trying to play and not just dragging dick. Like, you can kind of tell, like, hey, like, I don't have a chance here. So we're just wasting my time. We're wasting everyone's time. For, like, three hours? No. We played the first game in, like, an hour. Really? What's the average Monopoly time? Depends how you play. It really depends how you play. Like, I've played only, really, three games. Ever? Yeah. Wow. If you stick to the real rules, it shortens the game. It's when you do, like, the pot in the middle, and then you land on free parking, and everyone gets the extra money. That's what keeps the game going longer. It says for four players, the average is 60 to 90 minutes. Then it says for a casual home game, usually takes two to three hours. Yeah, if it's casual, then it's, but if you're, like, strictly business. Oh, yeah, it says official rules. Dude, you need to. You need a ref there. Well, yeah, you got to have someone who knows the rules. You got to have someone who's dedicated to being the banker. That's what Scott does. Keep it on the track. Once all the properties are bought, you got to start making some side deals with people. Otherwise, the game just goes on forever. What does a side deal look like? What do you want? You got some properties that I want. I got some properties that you want. What do you want? Some houses, some hotels up, start a Monopoly. Wouldn't the side. American dream. Right. Any entrepreneur loves playing Monopoly, but wouldn't the side deals, like, make it go longer? No. No. Like, everyone gets the best. If I've got two reds, you've got one of the reds. You've got two yellows, I've got one of the yellows. We got to trade. Otherwise, you can't get a Monopoly going. See, I don't know. It's just, I feel like you guys are sharks at this point. Well, and if you don't get a Monopoly going, the game doesn't end. Did you actually text in Primals about that? Because I don't have any texts. Well, we have a Primals group chat without you. Oh, that makes sense. Oh, Primals minus Ryan. Oh, fuck. I did text one. Classic. Did you watch the VOD? Yeah. So we have a. Yeah, Ryan was. Dude, I can't imagine how mad you were on Sunday, Ryan. Friday, text in Primals. What? You guys want to watch UFC and play Monopoly slash pool tomorrow at my house? Right here. I literally don't have that. Oh, Ryan's phone. Dude, these new iPhones suck ass. Dude, I agree. We have a refresher text on Saturday. Monopoly is going down at Ken's, guys. I don't have either of those. Dude, I'm not getting any response. I'm just like, damn. Yeah, CJ. Did you guys get my text on Sunday? I was gone. You guys want to watch? And I say, who's fighting? Bro, that's such bullshit. Fuck my phone. Send carrier pigeon next time. See? It's not just me whose phone got messed up with the new iOS. Well, anyway, I just went over, broke CJ's toilet, hung out his house. Yeah, how the hell did you break my toilet? That's Ken's job. I don't know. I just, I flushed it and the chain broke. What are you, slamming the thing down? No, I actually, Alondra was really mad at me because the toilets in our house are also conveniently broken. So it's got to be the user. That's what you would think. Something. Something's not adding up here. But it isn't. And I like very delicately, because on mine, you have to very delicately pull it. Otherwise, it like gets jammed up at the top and pulled it and there was nothing there. So there's a trend that you broke your own toilets. Now you broke CJ's toilets. Yeah. I mean, I guess. Dude, these toilets are just getting too advanced. They are. It's like Ken at Cletus's. Like he had to connect that thing to Bluetooth and then he had to like reset the Wi-Fi. Yeah, he had to e-sim on it. Have you guys seen that toilet kid? That kid's funny. Pull him up, Mike. No. Pull him up, Mike. It's so funny, dude. This kid knows a thing or two about toilets. He's got a special love for toilets. And I'm talking, you know, like the train guy. He's like obsessed with trains. That's how he is with these. And he's like, I'm pulling up. I got the 1985 Kohler Wellworth here. He knows everything about toilets. Oh, it's like Jackson the Tractor Kid. Yeah. He knows like old school toilets. And he's like, what? He uses all the water. My 1985 Kohler Wellworth. And I'm like. I'm going to be flushing this washcloth down it. And I love this toilet. Dude, this is Ken as a kid. Ken just like plugging them, not flushing them like this. That is a weird hobby to have. It passed. It passed. The toilet kid, Damien. 1985 toilet. He collects them, dude. That's crazy. How do you acquire them? Dude, this is going to be the best. This is going to be the best American standard I ever saw. Dude, Ken, what brand toilets do you prefer? I got Kohlers. This has got to be the best American standard I ever saw. And we're setting this up. This kid's going to be an amazing plumber. Oh, man. I mean, he's like, he might be the best. Like, he might get flown across the country to come diagnose toilets. Best plumber in the world. The vintage relic next to it. Yeah, that's the best part is that he's not into any of the new toilets. He's into toilets from the 70s, 80s. Like, he's like, those are the best. Those are the best toilets. All the good shit. Back before efficiency, you know, like saving water and shit. When you can use, like, 20 gallons of flush. Dude, aren't you supposed to be able to flush, like, 25 golf balls down the new toilets, though? That's what they say. Yeah, but what kind of metric is it? What kind of metric is golf balls? Like, why do all toilets use golf balls for their metric? Some of them use pool balls. Golf balls, pool balls. We should, like, we should be the bridge between Jackson, the tractor kid, and what was that kid's name? The toilet kid. Damien? Yeah. Damien. I don't know. Do you think they'd really be friends? I feel like Ken and the toilet kid would maybe get along better. Yeah. Maybe he wouldn't like Ken because, like, maybe a, yeah, exactly. Like, a true Chevy collector wouldn't be a fan of Evan because Evan's so hard on them and they're meant to be cherried and preserved. That's true. And, like, you guys are on the different ends of the spectrum. Like, that kid is about preservation and just really appreciating it and your durability. I'm all about blown it out and replacing it. What age do you get into that? Just as a young age. Seems to be a young age. Appreciation for toilets, man. His first urinal. I'm going to be pretending it's an American standard. This guy loves American standards. Here's the thing. Why I'm giving honors to him is because he drove five hours to give this urinal. Of course. I mean, for a man who has it all, you got a lot of toilets. 21 uses. 21 toilets. I have to give this to you. What a legend. Daily user. He posted his daily. The toilet kid here today, I have my 1976 American standard buck sore as my daily user in my bathroom. That is awesome. That is so awesome. See what's under the hood. That's my 76 in the tank. It is using all original parts. Put the lid back on it. Unrestored. Dude, I bet that guy's chain would never break. Dude, a kid like this needs to be fast-tracked through school. Skip it. Straight into the trades. Also, I'm wondering how often he's swapping out his daily toilet. He probably is. He's like, I'm ready for that 86 Kohler. I wonder if this is a cheaper and expensive hobby to have. I can't imagine old toilets are that expensive, but they have to be hard to acquire. Right. But yeah, that's what I imagine. He just. you know, somebody on the side of the road and he just comes across a gem and it's free but he's just been waiting 17 years to find that american standard i feel like they gotta be like used toasters people are just trying to get rid of them but they don't want to throw them out right they want a couple bucks for them a lot of times it seems like uh more work than it's worth personally what a legend the train guy is on uh top gear now yeah the new top gear yeah i've actually been seeing some reviews and people are saying it's pretty good yeah people started off hating hating hating they're like this train never gonna be the same hating the train yes just hitting the whole new cast and then who are the other the two guys are from oh the canadians what youtube channel uh slipping me right now but no it's grand tour not uh top gear i think yeah oh grand tour is and but people are actually hating the new top gear they say those guys have zero chemistry um and then as it goes on and people are watching and they're like never mind i can't hate top gear was a show ahead of its time i feel like there's so many youtubers that have taken inspiration from top gear i mean even us we take inspiration from top gear the stig having like the lap times it's a pretty proven formula yeah they were doing like the cheap car challenges where like you know they'd have a budget go and buy weird vehicles i feel like there's even more weird vehicles and places to go in europe though because yeah they're so close to weird yeah you're so close to uh so many different countries that you can go and do different things like there's more like different cultures closer together in europe that you can go and experience more we ever gonna do a europe tour you think i think we have to we have to yeah it'd be fun we have to it's just gonna be such a commitment i think it's gonna take a lot of planning ahead of time good thing we got a good travel agent because we can make a lot of stuff happen here but i think there's gonna be a language barrier over there to try and make happen i think most people speak english most places don't know about the language barrier i'd say more so that we're on the other side of the world when things break we can't just run back to the shop and quick fix it up yeah that seems like it'd be the biggest problem but yeah i think we gotta do it we gotta do it soon maybe this winter yeah it's not like an ideal i wish it was warmer there we could go to australia go somewhere warm this winter and do something australia is on the bucket list someone fight a kangaroo be animal cruelty ken i don't think i don't think we can do kangaroo fight we could you can you could fight a robot you see frankie lapena fight that robot and they have robot fighting leagues now where like they build specific robots and with different styles like obviously they had the rumba style ones you know where they would fight in the cage but these are like stand up punching robots i feel like you gotta be fighting a robot early because they're just gonna learn and get better and then you've just got no shot at winning also like i'd imagine these things are made out of probably like titanium or something so it's like getting hit with a titanium right like they kick you that's true the less plastic on them like they're not breakable i doubt they're even plastic i guess i don't really know oh it's so funny to to take a robot down from submission like they have to tap out you're just like bending both their arms behind their back what are you like disconnecting their battery yeah i searched robot fight club and it came up it's called wreck robot entertainment combat it's in san francisco and it got shut down by the california state athletic commission by having frankie lapena fight they shut the club down because they said you can't have robots fight humans dude and it was i've seen just about every sanctioned damn frankie boxing fight i've ever seen they get way more effed up than frankie did fighting that robot pop up the video frankie's crazy man i think i think it's like his most viral thing he's ever done but yeah see they have like big blades on them oh my six feet tall oh my but yeah they're like humanoid ones that one that one's terminator style i mean this would be lit to go and watch damn dude he's hitting an emote on him he's emoting oh they came out of the stretcher okay so these robots are controlling themselves though right like nobody is controlling that kick to frankie's head is insane and those some of those uppercuts oh he launches him across the strong ass dude too dude people were commenting on this like why didn't you hit the robot harder and frankie said he broke his hand he was punching believe it yeah it's metal it doesn't have any point yeah he's not afraid of anything no dude frankie is ballsy the thing looks like it's just straight up metal nothing to break on it this is crazy dude he did kind of piece him up there at the beginning some good punches throughout the fight but what is a punch gonna do to metal dude insane literally launches him maybe they were afraid the robot would like kill somebody yeah the robot is made of eight aviation grade aluminum yeah weighs 165 pounds oh it's driven real time by remote okay all right so somebody is controlling it with preset button triggered animations that makes sense dude just waiting to tell some of the prelims on a ufc fight are two robots dude not it broke its neck dude i don't have much interest in watching robot fighting yeah wait till you learn you can bet on it cj but frankie fighting a robot was insane it was very entertaining dude the head popped his head off that's awesome these things are pretty damn nimble yeah that's all they're satisfying this guy they're literally up faster than they got knocked down yeah they bring look at that oh right back up so when it would be fun to have the controller you obviously go until the the robot can't get back up like when you're operating it or do you go to the point of like oh my gosh this is gonna be so expensive to fix like i broke so many different things like i'm better off just like staying on the ground so there's 1.4 million oh my gosh dude if ben was controlling that robot it would jump the cage and start fighting people in the crowd i don't know what's happening i'd be blocking out i'd be hitting the wrong buttons pretty soon it'd come after me like no no no red button red button red button robots 1.4 mil who's paying for that who's paying to go into this and fix it and what what is what's the winning pot i don't know if it's actually just like an entertainment thing battle bots yeah and they just keep keep running it i'd like to go check it out now that's an expensive hobby the toilet kid is definitely doing it cheaper he's getting the same enjoyment maybe even more yeah probably more his passion more enjoyment for much cheaper dude speaking of passion so you guys know who paul allen is he's like the announcer for the vikings on radio the dude is just the best like i just remember growing up like we would listen to the vikings games on the radio a lot oftentimes my dad would watch tv play the radio version because paul allen you know he's way more expressive and he's also yeah he's just explaining it better but he's just like one of the best and he's just been having a time this season like he is seriously we are so blessed to be able to have him as a commentator for the vikings like over literally just about anybody he's just so insane dude in the game jones hustles his mates to the line of scrimmage they have one time out for manny two receivers left and right jones back to pass at four times he just threw away the game and harrison smith has picked off daniel jones and run the minnesota vikings to a six and oh start dude yeah he's so good so lit like could we get this guy to come and commentate something it would be like when we're doing like let's call it the draft for the two foreman yeah uh for the treehouse build like we have him commentating so cool and that's why i wanted to bring it to light like he's just such a legend and he probably won't be doing this forever but he probably will do it as long as he can and he's so good he's like a bruce buffer but he like stayed loyal to his team yeah yeah he did so like i just encourage like the next time you guys or if you ever just want to try it like if you're watching a vikings game put his the radio on and it makes it 10 times more lit you should play the one i just sent you of paul allen you got another submission from jack here fake a punt and blow it snap hawk left-footed punt bad punt raker runs up on it their punters terrible flag comes in i don't guess what it didn't really happen yeah it never really happened oh you know what the this referee called um officiating his first viking game trey blake i hope you never come back again takes the snap another foreman rush throws left to jefferson who's blasted by stefan gilmore who should be thrown out of the game stefan gilmore should be thrown out of the game for that hit i love this guy lucky that somebody doesn't come off the sideline and whoop his butt dude that is funny how he can be like biased towards you know the other like towards the vikings because he's commentating for the vikings for the vikings it kind of reminds me of when jack tried to do this i've just been seeing jack's tiktok dances i've seen a few of them yeah we had but i mean like having a uh if you see boys tv and you have a filmer like he's gonna be doing tiktok that's true and honestly two things that just yeah yeah you talked with dalton about it are you guys working on your next moves or is he washed up he doesn't do dances anymore i don't know and i haven't talked to him about i don't know if you've seen him dude i feel like you oh believe me i feel like jack would ask dalton if he wanted to do a tiktok dance and then dalton would be like yeah if you pay me or something like that dude i think you guys should yeah you should and peyton it would go crazy us and peyton do on just youtube first and then you can recruit peyton because peyton is a great dancer he's a great dancer he's a great dancer peyton like you can't just be flashing that dude anywhere like he's worth a lot that is true good times everybody thanks for watching we do a podcast every tuesday I believe you have already missed the giveaway that we run. 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