Travis is a YAC man, Jalen Played QB, Ring Memes + Matt & Woody Are Brothers? | EP 203

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I'm a yak, man. I was so fired up when I saw Brandon put that in the rundown. That was a brilliant segment and I appreciated that. We need a social edit from the team with Travis over Scatman Jim or whatever his name was, face. I'm a yak, man. We can definitely do some stuff with AI and all that stuff. Everybody. Everybody loves AI, right? Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. A wondrous show brought to you by Reese's, our favorite chocolate and peanut butter delight. Gotta love it. We're your hosts. I'm Travis Scales with my big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. And I went to the University of Cincinnati and ironically, we won the victory bell against Miami of Ohio this week in a very stunning fashion. Subscribe on YouTube, wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with one S for fun clips throughout the week. I am representing the U.S. of A. That is right. The President's Cup is this week. It's going to be a whole lot of fun over there in Chicago. Jason, why don't you tell everybody what the people got coming up? We got a great episode for you guys. I will be representing the N.H. from C.H. 90 percenters. We're going to react to the Tom Cruise episode. We got all of the week two in the NFL. A little reaction. Actions coming up here. Chiefs overtime win. Eagles come back in Nashville. And then, of course, the highlight of this episode will be two absolute legends. Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson are here, baby. Yeah, that's right. They're going to talk about their new show, Brothers, some wild stories from their friendships and so much more. All right. All right. All right. Let's get into it with some of that new news. New news. New news is brought to you by Xfinity. And in case you missed it, we dropped our Tom Cruise episode last week on Friday. Did you know Guillermo del Toro was a 90 percenter? Because I did not know that. He retweeted the following. Travis and Jason understand the assignment. Showed up with their game face on and mopped the floor. Cool question. Great vibe. Lots of laughs. Great conversation with Charisma King. Dude, this is awesome. Are you fucking kidding me? Thanks, Tweety Energy. Thanks to both. Yeah. And then. And Mr. Del Toro. Lights, camera, action. All right. Is there anything we wish we would have got to? I mean, listen, I could have talked to Tom. He's one of the most like conversational human beings I've ever met in my life without a doubt. Like even before the interview started, I'm like, dude, we could have been doing this podcast for the last hour, seriously, the night before that morning. He's a very inquisitive human being like Tom has every time I've talked to him, has like a genuine interest. And like who you are, why you do what you do, how you do it. And it lends itself really, really well to this type of format podcasting, especially when you get them in person, man. So it was awesome to obviously talk about his movie Digger coming up. We were more than happy to talk about that because we loved both screening that movie. I'm trying to think of like what I wish we would have asked him about. And I don't know. I wanted to ask him about all the right moves and whether whether or not that was the first. The first time he had ever put on football pads. We didn't even ask him if he played ball. Yeah. I mean, it would have been nice maybe to get to that. Yeah. Do you remember this movie? Oh, I know what movie you're referencing. Yes. So it was. So he had on the neck roll with the inner tube neck roll. Yeah. Like the foam that would like go around. Yeah. How funny is it looking at old like football pictures? Even just the shoulder games. College games. That's what I'm saying. It is. It's so funny to look and see what football was. I was watching the water boy the other day. Yeah. Yeah. And the Sandman is out there with his like hip pads. The pants. First of all, the pants don't even fit. The knee pads are like down by the shins. The like thigh pads are like just above the knee. And like the the hip pads. Oh, yeah. The pants are sticking out of the pants and you can see them. Well, that's what the hip pads used to be. That's what I had. You had those at Roxborough Middle School, right? 100%. You would have to put them in the. You had the girdle underneath. But we always put them over, though. I always put my jersey and pants over. Like he would. They were like sticking out. Yeah. I mean, he was doing it to be funny. Yeah. Right. Correct. Yeah. But that's. But if the jersey was short enough, like that's just how. You know what I mean? Yeah. Guys used to rock them back in the day. Do they still wear those style of hip pads in middle schools? Like, is that still. Right. That's. That's. No chance. That's long gone, right? It's got to be. I feel like everybody nowadays has the. Like built in hexapads. Like girdles. Yeah. All that shit. Yeah. That's what I ended up using by my senior year of high school, for sure. I feel like I stopped wearing hip pads the moment they said you don't have to wear hip pads. What other pads have been made obsolete? The forearm shivers, man. Dude, the forearm. That's. I wore those. You used to love those things. I was a big Rudy fan. So I put the forearm shivers on. Rudy. It had like the cloth that would go through this finger so that it would stay on and it wouldn't like go down. It was like a pad on the back of the hand all the way up the forearm. Dude, the forearm shivers. Nothing said I'm about to fill the A-gap like some forearm shivers. Yeah. Yeah. What else was there? There's a neck. The neck roll is. I mean, it gets brought back every once in a while. Not as prevalent as it used to be. It's still there. I see guys rocking it every now and then. You'll get some old linemen that have stinger issues rocking the hump. For sure. It's not necessarily as much of like what. The cowboy collar. The cowboy collar. It's crazy. Well, like because Saquon put it on this this past week, you got a stinger first play of the game. And he had the. Cowboy collar. And after that, nobody, nobody wears the cowboy collar that I see anymore, where the jerseys up over it, though, like the water boy, I guess I did see Patrick or Patrick or card had a nice little neck roll going on. Ogletree from the from the Colts had one on, too. It's definitely still in it where the jersey comes over it. But the fucking the one that like was like this dude is reckless and he is fucking batshit crazy is the one that just used to be a backboard. Yeah, just a backboard. You can't move your head at all. Your head is just stuck. Do you? So you don't need to look right or left. You're just going straight. It's like a horse blinders. Mobility is not important. Just being able to run through somebody and not break your neck is important. Anybody with that thing was fucking shit up. People love the line of scrimmage talk with Tom. The football talk. I think we should do more football talk with more of our guests. We get a lot of people from entertainment that I think sometimes we try to really highlight their careers and things that we think you guys would be interested in. But it turns out you guys just want to learn about football. So that's pretty cool. This is so good. Tom Cruise being randomly in this conversation makes it even better. So let's just keep bringing people into the nerdiness of ball. What would be another conversation to have with the problem is the reason we did is because Tom was asking questions. He's just that type of guest. Yeah. If you get some. If you give us some good questions, we're not afraid to talk some ball now. Nate Tice also commented on the football discussions. God, I would have lost it if Tom Cruise was like, you got to look to see if the safety is capping the nickel. You have to, man. Especially if you're at the end of that offensive line, man. It's important. You got to make sure you keep your eyes over that. Listen. Hey. We all got a job to get somebody fucking killed. Although nowadays it feels like he's always capping the nickel. Yeah. There's a lot of too high. What else do you look at the nickel? Do you look at anything else? Corner. Pressed off and soft. The end. Tighter. Tighter. The end will be one. If the nickel's pressed off. When you're split wide. That's one thing I've always wanted to know. The receivers can tell when the corner's blitzing. They say, can't, can't, can't. Can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't. But they're never loud enough, though. Go ahead. Well, Devontae Smith would be loud enough. He'd be screaming that motherfucker. I'd be like, oh, that corner's blitzing. I've never even heard Devontae talk. Yeah, I know. It's surprising. That's why it stands out to me. It's like, oh, shit, what'd he say? Oh, shit, Devontae's talking? Oh, cat! What is. So, cat is a corner blitz. How do receivers know when that corner's blitzing? What are they looking at? Most corners are savvy players, right? You get some savvy alignment. They won't always just be right up in your grill with a great. With a great stance. Right. It's kind of like whenever you were trying, like. What is it you were talking about? Javon Hargrave leaning? Yeah, Hargrave leaning and all this. Like, you're trying to, like, entice the the false start yeah it's kind of like you can you could tell a guy's doing a little bit something a little bit different there's a disturbance in the in the air something the force is is misaligned another one is uh deer in the headlights or deer on the lawn yeah obviously you just see him freezing he's not looking anywhere we used to call it statue players if a linebacker was just standing there not moving just looking don't look at me no one i'm not doing anything i ain't doing anything just hanging out over here not looking suspicious shout out big ed kelsey for stopping stopping by operation breakthrough uh story time dude do you remember when dad used to read to us i don't do you remember dad why would why do you read to everyone else except for me oh my god oh so now that there's cameras around you read to the kids oh uh nah man he's just he's having a good old time over at operation breakthrough man i'll tell you what man it is fun to go over there man those kids are they'll light up your life man they'll just make you feel the love and uh and how much they appreciate everyone that walks through those doors man but um shout out to big ed reading to the first graders i think he came back this week and read to the second graders so he's uh he's he's on a reading tour man all right we can get out of this segment i think that is it for new news and it is brought to you by xfinity try let's get us some bold topics huh bold topics it is bold topics is brought to you by all stay that's right you're in good hands with all state you know who's gotten out to a all start is the kansas city chiefs chiefs 33 colts 30 overtime victory in arrowhead two and oh patrick mahomes two and oh feels real good baby what do we got mahomes 32 for 47 30 382 three touchdowns travis kelsey going over the century mark kenneth walker going over the century mark trab what are your thoughts on the game from this past week i'll tell you what man that colts team you better not sleep on them yeah they can play some fucking football man um they got good d line good old line great running back they're wide receivers man danny dobbs they seem like they're all on the same page they got keenan allen over there always always finding a way to get open and underneath and you know they got good tight ends warren tyler warren is another one he's he's all all around football player you know he can inline block he can stick his face in the fan and uh and block in line and then on top of that man he's he's a force with the ball and you know he's always gonna he's always gonna finish downhill in terms of when he gets hit so um that's that's a good football team man but i'll tell you what i couldn't be more proud of how our team reacted to to the to the level of play that they were playing at they came out wanted the ball got seven early we came out did the same thing it was just it was there was never a doubt in our mind that we were gonna go and do our job and obviously we got to clean a lot of things up there's there's always something to do better uh especially when you have when you take a team into the last second into overtime to beat them um and we got to put up more touchdowns you know our defense is doing a good job holding them in the third or fourth quarter something like that and uh we had opportunities to really you know put our foot on the gas pedal and run away with it but the way we're playing football how we're playing together how we're showing up in big moments on big third downs can't say enough about taekwon thornton coming up huge on a couple big time third downs and the way kenneth walker is is leading our team right now in the run game man it's uh that kind of energy is infectious yes and and it's uh it's it's it's leading us right now it's it's making us play that much harder for him yeah what do you think is the biggest reason like obviously last year the slow start oh and two all of a sudden two and oh this year looks like a completely different team what is it as simple as adding kenneth walker is there more to that it looks like more on the center the offense has changed quite a bit it just feels like there's a lot more unity and uh you know it may be just the the the over the summer and all the acquisitions that we got not only the players but the coaches but just in and of themselves in the building the determination and the mindset there's there's there's a there's a different feel from how we go to work during the week yeah just our our chemistry in the locker room and on the field and uh and everybody's just kind of playing off of each other and it's a fun game when you're doing that man and you get everybody all in on on the the guys next to him success and you know playing their tail off for the for the man's next to him success it's just it's it's it's it's it's so much more fun man and uh and that's what you see right now and then sure enough man you got patty bahomes out there the good texas gunslinger man he was fucking letting it rip right right a few of them caught me off guard man i gotta i gotta get my fucking head around but man he's uh he's putting the ball where it needs to be and he's getting that ball out on time which is really helping out the offensive line too speaking of getting the ball to the big yeti we got this picture the yeti was out in narrowhead colts brought him out who's this guy grabbing on your jersey right here bringing the yeti out that's hilarious i have no idea might be our guy sauce garden oh nice there we go friend of the show friend of the bearcats trap we gotta see we gotta show your touchdown let's put up the big yeti's touchdown for everyone to see in all of its glory you want to walk us through what's going on here they're in a cover for kind of just keep everything in front kind of defense and yeah cover for the flats and the and underneath is going to be open so right you got to find the void and then on top of that just be on time with the qb pat put it right on the fucking money like i said pat was ball out on time fast in the guy's hands as fast as possible and let them get some work after the catch and um sure enough we got in the end zone there got xavier blocking for me there on the outside and uh letting me get in the end zone not your best dive you look like you're in between you wanted to dive or just run in you kind of just yeah well like xavier did a great job of getting a body on a body i thought i was gonna have to try and go over top and then i realized i didn't and then i just looked like a fat old guy trying to get me as well you didn't look like a fat old guy the rest of the game and we have a special edition of this touchdown for a lot of people that probably have not heard this one of travis favorites we have the korean call brandon one of my favorites dude let's go it's just so much more electric i don't care if it's like korean announcers mexican announcers like all the sheeps fans over there in korea baby let's go man fire me up so internet is also running wild with travis with taylor celebration let's take a look at this my wife after i killed the spider she saw in our house and i was like oh my god nice yeah listen you know what i mean just doing my deed as a husband me after failing to parallel park in the same spot 10 times and he gets out to do it himself that's too good me when my husband actually finds all the right stuff at the grocery store without calling me nice internet's having a good old time with this shit these are awesome my neurosurgeon breadwinner wife watching me shotgun my 11th beer night let's go man listen man proud wife baby you gotta make my girl proud my girl when the tour guide at the historical site says that i asked very good questions my wife when i figure out which alarm is chirping due to low battery and swap it out dude that's a big one there's nothing more annoying i'm telling you i fucking hate that those smoke alarms oh my wife after i get cut off an hour into the open bar that's him he's got to go home but he he gave it his all my wife after i break down seven delivery boxes without asking what in god's green earth she ordered how i want my wife to react when i fix the wi-fi by unplugging it and plugging it back in that's that's very good it's a banger yeah very relatable i am it what do we think about the colts decision to kick the field goal in ot and give pat another drive to win fourth and eight fourth and eight i mean obviously now that we're talking about right here probably shouldn't have done that probably should have gone for fourth but uh see that's the thing when you know you're going second yeah by the way by the way yeah we're gonna talk to it we're gonna get to it we're gonna get to it point toss was crazy we're gonna we're gonna get to it we're gonna get to it baby hold on somebody we're gonna get to it let's let's stay focused here first it's up next that was so crazy um i think that when you do accept that you're gonna be the team going second and you have it in front of you on whether or not you know i mean the decision is do i tie it do i went to or do i you know try and guarantee myself the win i i just feel like you got to go for it yeah no i hear you when you know what's in front of you to win the game in one instance the game is in your control to try and win right and then the other one it's like we're basically getting a tie at best if we kick the field goal the fourth and eight is a little one that gives me some of pause like i if i think if it's fourth and five it's a no-brainer or less you think four than eight yards no i think fourth and eight because because you're already in the red zone you gotta defend that's why i think but this that's why i think you gotta defend the end zone that's why i think eight is harder because the end zone is shrinking that distance where they were at i'm saying i probably still would have gone for it too i guess maybe i don't know what i've done it's easy for me to say now i would have gone for it but i think if it's fourth and five there's a little bit more space with how condensed that area is because the end zone fourth and eight those safeties aren't gonna be backing up very much man because of where it was in relation i think they're gonna be if you think about red zone defenses the hardest ones are the ones that are playing in the end zone and keeping everything in front yeah because they don't want anything in the like to give up in the end zone i think the safeties would have been in the end zone but i think those hooked to curl players would have been sitting at eight and there's not going to be any space because of the condensed i don't know i don't know man i don't know i think i think because you're so close to the red zone you could you got to quarterback that can sling it tight windows a red zone a good like a good red zone kind of defenses keep everything in front and even the underneath guys back up to like they used to call it red zone seven where the guys would literally just sit right on the goal line and just keep everything in front of them but i think that they would have treated that like the first down marker and then and the safeties would have been behind either way you i'll defer to you because you know way more about coverages i just thought where they were at in the field makes for a lot of fourth and eight even harder as opposed to being like if it would have been fourth and eight from the 40 it's like oh yeah we'll go for this all day yeah i think fourth and eight over time knowing that you got to score a touchdown to win the game i think you i don't know i would i would be in favor of if like everybody in the class raise your hand if you want to go for it i'd be like it's fucking that's kind of the way players always i i would have always been go for it come on now i don't want to give them the ball back am i gonna fucking punt the ball to them let's get to what you wanted to talk about uh before we i just kind of put pause on it we got a no-dumb question about the ot coin toss this is what trav was referencing for those of you that don't know there were some shenanigans at the coin toss that trav i'll let you dive into the no-dumb question from bk for real 1989 is this week no questions these who address the defer situation because some dummies don't understand it not just dummies some players don't understand uh brandon uh can you ask the bros a question about the no-dumb question new heights to break it down maybe encourage a good old-fashioned jason oh they want me to rant about it i think trav you know more i'll throw him a rant but yeah let's see let's see what happened nfl coin the arrowhead is heads the nfl shield is tails what is your call called tails it is tails would you like the ball you like the ball you like play defense we like to kick we like to kick off we like to kick that boy pat was locked in indianapolis won the toss they will play defense india city full attack let's go so good patty patty was locked in yeah he's not yeah i'll tell you what i don't even know if defer is something you could say in that situation it's not so by him saying deferred the ref was like that's not one of your options for those of you that don't know what the options are at the coin toss at the beginning of the game the ref will flip the coin whoever wins a toss has one of three options you can either receive meaning you're taking the ball you can either defer which actually is meaning i want to choose in the second half whether i want the ball or not or you can choose to kick no one ever chooses kick because if you kick in the first half you forfeit your choice in the second half and then the other team can get two extra an extra possession tim tebow i believe did kick i think i think he's notorious for being the only person ever to say kick no no there's been more than that there's that it's actually been such a problem that at the kick at the coin toss now that the ref will like not even guess the same thing that happens because it's happened so much guys fuck it up that especially because man that's you're in a big moment it's a big it's a big moment there's a lot of eyes on you not a lot of people are used to that much you know i mean pressure to be say the right thing at the right time make it like they could kind of like startle you in a second like wait what did coach say and then all of a sudden the pressure's on yeah the clock's ticking you're just like yeah kick yeah exactly yeah and it's it's made worse too with like a lot of teams i know andy's this way a lot of it's game day captains so like you get captains out there that aren't even used to making these decisions and then all of a sudden they're just like oh we want to kick it's like fuck now we just lost a possession and do halves so this one's a little bit different because like trav said in overtime defer isn't even an option like it's not a choice you can make there's no you either take the ball or you can't there's no second half to the first there's no point in winning the could the toss there's nothing there's nothing to defer to the reason you know you do the reason you defer in the first half is because you want to choose in the second half there's not a second half of overtime so deferring is kind of pointless but that'll help them out in the regular one now too and i'm like dude i kind of i'm on board with like you say the wrong thing i think you should be penalized for that you said there ain't no babying around here man we ain't gonna walk you through this so that's uh the shenanigans that happened at the coin toss a lot of uh a lot of people don't really know what's happening trav i was so fired up when i saw brandon put that in the rundown i thought it was genius that was a brilliant segment and i appreciated that we need a social edit from the team with travis over scatman jim or whatever his name was face i'm a yak man we can definitely do some stuff with ai and all that stuff everybody loves ai right um all right trav passed marshall fall for most yak yards of all time which is fucking crazy this is by far the craziest thing i honestly like one of like the coolest yeah accomplishments i've ever had you know you were this close i had no idea i was even in the ballpark yeah i just came out of no i didn't know i was top five top ten top like ever like i didn't i would have i would have guessed there were so many more and it's kind of ironic that it's a running back that leads this list i mean obviously terrell owens was on there as well larry fits was on there as well um i mentioned it to uh to a few reporters after the game it's like i grew up watching a guy like that and i was like terrell owens take slants to the fucking house and being like man it must be really cool to be that fast and be that kind of stuck with the football you know what i mean like i like i looked at larry fits was like one of the first college football games i ever went to though it was when you were getting recruited by pittsburgh and we went to that notre dame pit game seeing him in person is like man that's a big son of a buck like running around and just unbelievable at football and to be in the conversations with those guys and like to be in like just that world um obviously i'm not saying that i'm any bit of the same player as those guys but what i'm saying is that it's pretty cool to be in the conversations of a stat like this now obviously i've had unbelievable play calling i've had unbelievable players around me field you don't get this kind of stuff without having the the guys around you to to help you get these yards but at the same time man it's a pretty cool uh pretty cool stat to be a part of it but i think it's pretty cool to be a part of it i think it's pretty cool to be a part of it and i think it's pretty cool to be a part of it i think it's pretty cool to be a part of it and i think it's pretty cool to be a part of it and i think it's pretty cool to be a part of it and i think it's it's proven throughout the the history of the nfl that i've been uh i've been pretty good at it so i think this is the greatest record you have i really do dude yak yak was and it's i guess i don't hear it referenced as much nowadays like yak when we were growing up was like a huge stat that everybody talked about like this guy not only does it catch the ball but what do you do after you get it how much are you adding to the play yourself um absolutely insane marshall falk terrell owens larry fitz like all the guys that were also up there in the top five and to think that you're the number one player in the history of the nfl with the most yards after catch is fucking crazy it's it's awesome it's it really it's the least bun stat i think you could have damn i'm the yak man i'm the yeah yeah you're the yeah my guy harry uh clark had me take a take a shot of uh some yak oh there you go there you go after the man that was pretty love it andy reed shout out um i see kelsey broke another record hangs around long enough uh he'll break all of them that's the thing that is pretty true you play long enough you're gonna get close to to some records man um shout out to big red for dialing me up i didn't think marshall would be number one in yak when you think about it but when you do like go back to the plays in your head of what made him so special he was like the greatest pass-catching running back of all time ever. not like it's insane i don't think it's even close no yeah so and all of those a lot of those are little flat routes that he's making guys miss and freaking taking to the house screens give him one man to beat give him one man get him in a situation where he's got to make one guy miss and you're fucking cooking it was a huge part of the greatest show on turf because you couldn't just put safeties back there and like the second level guys like dropping coverage because you got to deal with fucking marshall falk underneath dude i always thought when we had similarly when we had darren sproles we would be doing all these things and all this i was like hey guys how about when it's man coverage you just put the ball into darren's hand out in the flat because ain't no fucking chance a 250 pound linebacker is going to tackle that motherfucker in the open space like what are we even talking about right now all right only player in nfl history to record at least 12 000 rushing yards and 6 000 receiving yards in his career marshall falk i mean just the greatest all-purpose back of all time jesus some other highlights we got emmett johnson made three colts tackle themselves let's take a look at this hey oh shit let's fucking go ankles like that man this guy has shown up every single chance he's gotten and he is really opening some eyes man and it's cool to see how he had attacks the day now granted he's got a fucking all pro right in front of him all pro athlete all pro you know what i mean how he handles his job how professionally is in the building how hard he works in practice he's seeing how it's done the right way and how that's being you know i mean reciprocated onto the field all he knows is this so it's cool to see him get that leadership in that room from a guy like kenneth walker but at the same time man he's uh he's taking his opportunities and he's absolutely ran with it and he's fucking having fun out there man he's having fun out there making plays for us man no doubt i mean it's it's been fun watching him and you can only do with the opportunities you're given right and it's awesome to see a guy obviously he's got an incredible player best running back in the league probably through the first two weeks um in front of him but you still you know you got to make do with what you get and he's making the most of the opportunities he is getting it's been great to see all of these new pieces emmett johnson obviously kenneth walker a little d-line running back option how about kairos tonga come on kt yeah come on big dog let's see the big man in action 335 he got that he got that engine running and i was not gonna be denied at all man yeah let's go what's funny is for years you guys have been doing that with a halfback because you don't have a halfback and you and sometimes not even a halfback in the backfield he just moves up into that little offset position and you run the fullback dive play now we actually got one in the game and buddy is coming downhill like a freaking freight train good luck stopping that for a yard my goodness he's done a great job on a lot of the short yardage stuff on just blocking and sure enough man and coach reads offense if you're going to go out there and and and play find a way to get you the ball in a in a situation where you it's it benefits your uh your uh your skill set man fullbacks are coming back and i mean listen this is another example of how much the chief's offense has shifted i mean short yardage this this play hasn't shifted this is a play you guys have been running since andy reed in the dawn of time of him being in kansas city we ran it in philadelphia but so much more is under center so much more now there's a fullback incorporated actual fullback now to makeshift player uh the power you guys are running more power than i think anybody else in the league it looks like um it has been awesome to watch all this stuff and i want to see more kairos tonga i like i'm a i like the fullback come on now baby i like the backfield come on it's fucking electric man all righty well listen chief said to miami next outstanding game uh start the season really i mean it's been probably could not have been better for the kansas city chiefs huge rebound from last season you decided to go to south beach yeah it's going to be even more humongous than it is here i heard it's uh it's like 20 percent more humidity down in florida um we've been we've been working through some dog days in terms of the humidity here in kc but um there's nothing like going down there to old south florida i've i trained there a little bit uh maybe not south florida or maybe not south beach or lauderdale but i i trained down in florida in the off season so i've i'm familiar with it and man you can uh you better go down there hydrated and uh and uh and fueled up man we know miami's uh they're searching for a win all right all right can't wait to watch it thank you to our presenting partner reese's okay be honest when a guy scores and does the lambo leap into the stands is he celebrating or is he checking to see if any fans have any reese's yeah because think about if you uh ran a full route adrenaline pumping you jump into the crowd during winter there better be a reese's waiting for you up there that's the only logical explanation nobody's leaping into freezing cold stands for high fives that's a reese's mission look pay 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insurance you're in good hands with allstate potential savings vary subject to terms conditions and availability allstate north american insurance company affiliates northbrook illinois let's get to a little eagles versus titans eagles 24 titans 20 i was not expecting the uh the eagles titans game to be that close but um yeah i don't think anybody wanted it to be that close from philadelphia i'll tell you what a lot of good things to take take out of it though here's the reality i think uh it's hard to win in this league and how you get them they're playing i think there's like a reading it was like 140 or something like that on the turf or some stupid shit like people were pouring water on their fucking cleats it was nuts down there and this is a guy that i mean robert salla he's beating us he beat us with the jets who we all know how good the jets have been right jake and then he also they beat us last year in the playoffs when he was a dc over in uh in san france so salla's defenses have has given us issues and particularly they've given jalen issues in the past which is one of the reasons i was so happy actually in the game to see jalen play so i know he had the early pick six he had another pick where jeffrey simmons almost took his head off while he was throwing it uh that one a little bit more understandable but overall i mean through the two games jalen is the reason why they have won these two games he has played in big moments he's delivering the ball from the pocket he's making big time throws in this game in this game in particular man don tavian wicks going off in both games they obviously have chemistry right away unfortunately goddard goes down he was having a great season up until the uh the injury in this one god i hate that for dallas i i just you know it's been awesome to see jalen uh play the way he against a defense like this that is really all they've done really is rush for push the pocket keep jalen in the pocket and make him throw against his own coverages and he executed so well um so very happy for that part of the game well 26 for 37 for 264 two tubs um that's a pretty damn good game man and like you were saying man when it when it mattered most he was putting the ball where it needed to go getting the ball out well not only when it mattered most but those like they had the running game again, was pretty non-existent like there was so many third down conversions i think they're the number one team in third down yardage this year and a lot of the reason for that is that they have to be they're in third in ridiculous situations at a high clip now i i like i they have nowhere to go but up in first and second down right now but i think what what jalen has done in the circumstances he's been given and how well he's executed i think he's really really well done i'm glad you agree ellie head away girl witty go birds um i want to ask you well hit me so 2 000 yard rusher cyclone barkley what is why is it like to to the fans that are like why isn't it a 2 000 yard rusher every like why is it just you one thing like you know what i mean like why is it 2 000 yards every year yeah like why like what is the what is what do you think is the biggest thing is it just like i mean yeah just it's it's hard to fucking go back to back and have that much success in in the league or let's take the 2 000 yard mark out because i think that's a incredible achievement let's just say a great running game right so from the 2 000 yard rushing season saquon had in his first season with the eagles dating back to really since jalen has been with the philadelphia eagles the eagles were a top five number one number two number three team in the league rushing a big reason for that and this is one thing that i get i get upset with and i i think jeffrey simmons is an amazing player and i get a lot of the analysts that try to evaluate jalen and they say like the quarterback someone a big reason for that run game being so dominant is jalen hurts and he has never gotten enough credit for that he's a big reason why the offense has been able to function and it was way different it was not the complex things that the mcveighs and all these other guys do but it was a really highly functioning offense for a long time now the passing game started to dwindle the last couple years obviously they need to make a change but the quarterback's threat to keep the ball that gives you num all you want in the run game is numbers to where they don't have an extra player and you want angles you want leverage the quarterback being a threat to run the ball gives you that because you have added another player that can keep the ball whether it's a designed run or read and you you can't be predictable with any of it otherwise you're going to get assassinated this is more under center stuff though yeah this is a system this year and last year i really think this is all also one of the reasons they were one of the best running teams the nfl because they're one of the best offensive lines like the offensive line was very healthy for a long time we had a lot of continuity last year we had a lot of continuity and we had a lot of consistency and we had a lot of continuity last year landon dickerson's hurt all over the place cam jurgens is hurt playing johnson misses a bunch of games it's really hard to be a great running team when you have guys in and out of the lineup you have backups playing it's it's difficult no matter who the running back is and what the situation is and then you compile that with jalen hurts not running the ball as much so then teams aren't feeling as threatened in that category so you're not getting the same advantageous looks all of that is why what happened last year this year they're going to a different system now there were more shotgun runs this last week there was more of like the you know one by three you know you got the bubble screen over here and the read like rpos yeah it was they had a little bit more of that in this last week it looked like um but in general the offense is going to be more under center it's more of the sean uh uh mcveigh matt lafleur that whole tree and the way they get numbers and angles is by utilizing formations by utilizing boots and you gain numbers with motions and shifting guys around and improving angles that way so it's just a different way to do it they're still working on it and they're having the same thing happen that happened last year landon dickerson was hurt the first game of this year of the year it didn't go well up front that game now and i feel i really do feel bad for cam jurgens cam has been playing center for the last two years he yeah he played guard right guard uh my last year in 2023 now all of a sudden he's gonna go play left guard against probably the if not the best one of the top two he is a dog that dude is a house he is a fucking you see that man walk onto a football field in his uniform bro you're just like god damn what the fuck are we about to get into today and not only is he a beast he's a very bad matchup for a guy that stature wise really isn't a guard and that's kind of what the eagles have unfortunately in their depth right now land is not in there they don't have another 340 pound man to plug in there and to be a style yeah your options are either slide cam jurgens over you put drew kendall in at guard which they obviously like to do drew at center because cam had played guard at a high level or you put willie lampkin in and willie is very stout but that is another wild card it's really not the best case scenario like they don't have a true guard that has played a lot of snaps in the league that is what you want in the stature of the position and measurables and jeffrey simmons was wreaking havoc man he's a good player i think that's that's a tough situation for cam to be put in you know i thought drew played pretty well uh but everybody kind of had their turn uh but yeah i think cam having to go do that on the road against a premier player like that very tough situation to be put in he prevailed well he prevailed the team prevailed i don't know that's all listen maybe he ain't out there alone i don't give a fuck yeah fuck that he ain't out there alone simmons had his place simmons had his place listen man it's like fuck what are you gonna do shack's gonna be in the paint we gotta figure out a way to win all that being said the run game this year they're still getting used to the if you put on the tape and maybe this is something we can dive into aaron i know we talked about doing some teach tape i'd love to dive into some of these runs and talk i think that they're still getting used to the angles how everything hits uh it is a different offense and every rep you get you just get a little bit better and more dialed in and your aiming point where where the landmark is on the outside zone the guard needs to get on top of the three technique and keep pushing to that front side number right if you go too far it's going to split the double team or get behind you if you go too light little then all of a sudden you're not displacing it enough or he's you're the ball's gonna go to the right side of the line and you're gonna go outside you and he's gonna be there to make the play yes there's so many little such small things that make a big deal in the run game working and another reason the run game is so hard just in general is that everybody's got to be on the same page and run and going in the same lane like listen you got randy moss and you got a good quarterback you're probably gonna have a pretty good passing game all right throw that bitch up to him there's no running game in the league that has one good offensive lineman and one good like they all got to be doing their shit and it's all got to be in sync and i think they're still getting used to that it's become compounded by having to slide cam out to a position that he hasn't played and wasn't comfortable this last week playing a player like jeffrey simmons but i anticipate this to get better i do and i think that once the run what's the most encouraging to me is that if jaylen is playing like this the way he has the two first two weeks that run game gets going it's going to be a very fun offense to watch once that gets improved this season well you guys got another all pro out of wide out might not be randy moss but smitty is a dog slim reaper slim reaper is a dog he had 10 receptions for 117 and a touchdown the guy is just he's so smooth man in his routes and he's and he's he can make every catch there is um it was good to see him get out there and uh and get dirty a little bit it's just good to see jaylen have a connection with a guy out there knowing they lost an unbelievable player in the past game you know and it's good to see him go out there and find somebody connect with somebody um and then still have success in the past game the way they've had these first two games it was hot you're talking about pouring water on cleats it was hot man the everybody the squirt squad was out there was out yeah the squirt squad was out there man i forgot about the squirt squad man oh my gosh that's taking it back to the first year man look at this what is this they they i talked to some of these guys the turf was so hot trav listen this is another reason do so do you know exactly exactly do you know in nashville what the turf is uh i mean it's field turf it's turf no they have a fucking so instead of the rubber pellets i don't know if it's changed changed since since i've last played there instead of the rubber pellets they're you they use cork oh nice does that heat up more than the rubber pellets i i have no idea yeah i also think that's bogus but turf in general radiates heat more than fucking grass ever will i will say there were a number of guys that look like they were slipping in the game i don't know if that has to do with the cork i would do when you get on that turf and it's hot and your feet start burning that shit sucks i this is another reason i'm out on the turf man fucking whatever let's not get we don't need to get on turf um i was like on wip or something earlier in the week and i go do you think the heat's gonna make a difference it's like ah and everybody's playing the heat and then in the fucking tv copy they had like a thermometer and it said 157 degrees when she pointed it at the turf i'm like what the fuck how is that even possible you shouldn't be allowed to do that you shouldn't be allowed to put players on a field that does that i think jurgens said he switched cleats maybe like three times or something like i i that's crazy to me why what like why like that's so insane to me that that is allowed like you're allowed to put the product in a situation like that nfl's gotta fucking they gotta figure something out for shit like that that's insane we gotta get some air-conditioned fields come on guys we can we can do it yeah we gotta get something like i understand if the turf drains water but how does it fucking handle heat somebody said in the comments on twitter something like that that you put uh like aluminum foil or tin foil under the like insole and somehow that deflects the heat down which i thought doesn't make any fucking sense no it does make sense because it radiates the heat back downward i'm telling you what makes sense it makes sense just gotta think about no you put aluminum foil in the in the heat because it's like a heat shield no no it deflects the heat back down it's not coming from the ground yes it is it's coming from the sun no well it's coming from the sun heating the surface on the floor which is why the bottom of your shoe is hot no your shoe's hot because of the rubber because of the pellets i think that there is some legitimacy to this claim knowing a little tip for hot turf put aluminum foil under the your insert in your cleat i think it will deflect the heat uh a little tip for hot turf don't fucking put turf down on the fucking football field and it won't get hot enough to where you have to put aluminum fucking foil under in your fucking shoe this is so dumb this is so dumb tennessee is a fucking lovely place they get they get they kind of get four seasons but they kind of don't you can't get four seasons but they kind of don't get four seasons put grass down easily eagles head to chicago next week to face the uh maybe caleb williams and the bears uh caleb was carted off i will bet every dollar i have that caleb williams doesn't play in this game doesn't dude there's no fucking way he got carted off with a hamstring injury there's no chance if he ripped it off the bone that's not a fun he did it's not fun here's no well he wouldn't be week to week he'd be out he'd be on ir if he ripped it off the bone i just think the only way like he was crying with the towel was in so the only way that happens is if you thought it was ripped off the bone on the field right because if it's ripped off the bone hamstring injuries like don't go shitting on hamstring injuries like those things fucking suck and if you rip it off the bone that can be like a career altering injury don't have it yes fuck now if he has that kind of reaction that leads me to believe it was pretty fucking serious down there on the field and the fact that the mri came back better than you would think i still like playing with a hamstring that hurt that bad in the moment hammies don't usually heal up like that and it's going to be a naggy one i bet i would be shocked if he plays this week coming from dr kills dr kills the man who tore his hamstring and still finished the beer bowl i was about to say i got a grade two and kept playing beer pong you beer pong really active hamstring activity you hate to see it man hate to see it either way it's going to be a tough test bears uh put up 50 what nine the first week yeah they ran the fuck out of the ball the first week correct and they're the both running backs and the offensive line i believe is still healthy they're still going to be a very good team ben johnson is one of the best schemers in the league um big test for the eagles monday night i can't wait because i get to go and i get to get some of that chicago food too oh my god it's the best man it's so good i haven't been to chicago in a while man it was great fuck food is so good man i fuck i do love that city i wish they still had the disney quest i wish they did too man that disney quest of the espn zone espn zone was fucking legendary it made me love that city even more well the eagles bring it back zackerts you mentioned dallas goddard uh unfortunately is uh is out for a little bit but um they get a they get a dog back in the city and they're like oh my god they're like oh my god they're like oh my god they're back in the in the eagles jersey baby yeah it's i'm sad for dallas because dallas is having a great year he's having a fucking just have a sad i mean it sucks i shouldn't say sad he'll be fine it sucks that he's gonna be out but i am listen i'm always excited to see 86 in some come on now especially if he breaks his record what is zack is uh he's just 11 receptions away from breaking harold carmichael's franchise career record for catches yeah damn yeah baby i mean listen i think if anybody was going to break down that record i'd be happy that it was zack i do love harold though one of my all-time faves harold dude harold was a pro football hall of fame well i guess he wasn't in the hall of fame when he used to do this but he used to when i first got to philly harold would be spotting the ball that guy just loves the ball man dude he'd be like getting to the ball and be putting it down and i i just thought it was the coolest thing in the world i'm out here at harold carmichael spotting the ball dude one of one of the best dudes baby one of the best guys of all time well you got two of them zach one of the best guys of all time friend of the show friend of the tight ends tight ends rule you're looking to see zach out there fucking ripping it here soon when the eagles jersey let's go well let's get to the rest of week two all right week two in the books we're a little premature week one talking about offenses are back week two scoring went back down way down chicago bears 59 points one week three points the next or whatever they yeah i mean it's defense is caught on quick and there's also been some crazy uh oh and two two and oh starts the raiders two and oh chargers oh and two can't see the chiefs how about that oh and two to start last season two and oh this year the vikings upsetting the bears to be two and oh with carson wentz i've heard that guy before about it shout out to my man cars they're letting it rip with the vikes man i love it bangles might have officially found themselves a defensive line to really solidify the bangles being back as a premier contender sexy dexy man he might have been the uh the most improved defensive signing this offseason and not some of the other big names so uh what else we want to talk about you um aaron donald yep made his debut last night with the rams i saw him before the game and i was like man i am so happy i don't gotta block you right now this is great he was still jacked as fuck he looks every bit about it did he score no he didn't have he was he was playing well but he wasn't having like a lot of like impact plays don't get it twisted it looked like he still can go that's what i thought that was my takeaway well you were uh you were having some fun with the great one yeah baby no normally at halftime we're kind of done and uh pat was like hey you want to go hang uh you want to go see gretzky i was like are you fucking kidding me do i i will never turn that down he really is the greatest man not only just not only on the skates man but he is just the fucking coolest man undoubtedly man and and we've said this before i only had two posters in my on my walls growing up in cleveland heights one was a uh mark mcguire sammy sosa poster that honored the year that they broke the home run record in the race and the other one was that jersey right there that's right it wasn't that picture a rangers wayne gretzky poster which i don't know if that's the preferred wayne gretzky poster jersey but that's what i had so it's still surreal to me whenever i'm around him like it's just like crazy yeah wayne oh his wife his son uh trevor shout out to janet janet was telling the story about you guys golfing gotta love it man it's the only golf match i've ever won by the way probably the nicest box i've ever seen in my life that sweet was insane so far is they did a good job with that state so far they they figured some shit out over there yeah it's got turf but whatever it's kind of good got turf it's got a magnifying glass over the top but it's outside it's nice got the second piss missile from tom brady on a broadcast come again play a clip life is one cd lab oh absolute piss missile did you feel like that was a i don't think that's a piss missile that's a great throw but like a piss missile to me is like absolute piss missile up the sideline is that a piss missile to you it's a fucking it's a great throw it's an incredible throw it's an incredible throw but when i think a piss missile i think you're like i can't even see the football i can't even see the football a piss missile to me almost like the moment i left the quarterback's hand it didn't it didn't go down or up at all it just like was a straight like line there's a little bit too much arc for this to me but either way incredible throw to be honest an absolute piss missile down the sideline is a great sound bite yeah just saying who cares it's fucking awesome it deserves that kind of credit yeah the throw definitely deserves a good hype and you gave it that so i'm with you irish chatsky now has been defeated oh that's right jett shake jett shakes beautiful beautiful baby girl has been defeated by the green bay packers her undefeated victory record lasted longer than most expected but it still only lasts one week um look at this bit this is a great tweet this guy's i mean this is what he does this is what this is what he gets paid to do he's he's an expert this is emily this is emily it's not jake oh oh m m By the way, everybody, Jake is back. back to the show jake hi i'm back all righty how was how was paternity leave paternity leave was unbelievable jason thank you both so much for uh advocating for it for never making me feel like i was missing out on anything what kind of show we are jake that's what kind of people we would never do that no being so publicly supportive of absolutely paternity leave process it really it was great i i should say you guys have been awesome this entire time uh and it's been the entire company has been really awesome it's been great getting to know my daughter it looks like iris has not been sleeping very much your eyes are about as close as they are you yeah yeah last last night was a little last two nights were were rough nights but it's been we're honestly we're adjusting to like me going back to work and the best way that i can continue to help emily take care of our baby in the best way possible but yeah a couple of two 3 a.m nights you know we've all been through it it's fine yes would you have you have you developed any strategies yet uh no um i i mean uh the biggest thing is that early so still early the uh the biggest thing we've discovered is that the like yoga ball that we got for emily during pregnancy you just bounce on that whole baby that has worked like a charm but that does suck when it's like two in the morning and you're just fucking bouncing on a ball non-stop do you have a rocking chair do you have a rocking chair we do we do have a rocking chair which has been great especially for the mornings uh but she doesn't like it as much as that so got it yeah and like the second she does the thing where like the second you put her down she immediately starts crying even if she was asleep in your arms but so it's all it's all wonderful honestly i'd like i couldn't love it anymore all right i'm gonna put i'm gonna pose a challenge to you new dad hit me i need you to find a song that you play and no matter what anytime you play it she gets you can get her to stop crying so there's out there's songs out there good there there have been a couple like there have been a couple that have worked so far the funniest one by far she does like you know she does a baby reflex with her hands where she'll like start punching and i could not get her to calm down one night so i played beat that beat up by dj paulie d instantly like catatonic dude it's crazy apparently she's not a party girl but uh beat that beat up worked wonders perfectly that's hilarious that's been in the go-to for keep it in the rotation it's too funny all right that's awesome happy to be back even if the jets absolutely choked last week just like punching yourselves in the own in your own dick that type of not explaining that to her yet but she won't get that she'll she might never get that one but yeah anyways thanks for having me back happy to be here love you jake all right big guy good luck to iris and the jets as they take on the lions and that does it for bold topics brought to you by all state you're in good hands with all state let's get to some uh stamps of the week jason stamp of the week is brought to you by nfl sunday take it on youtube tv and uh i'm not gonna lie jason you and kylie are absolutely electric in the in the youtube tv commercial they're not playing it as much as i thought it was i i thought they were only going to play like once or twice every time uh they went to a commercial but they're actually playing it three times yes uh every commercial which is pretty cool and to see you do a was it a pirouette uh with uh walking chips yes good shit um sean mcveigh maybe maybe a for a great post-game quote sometimes you win sometimes i enjoyed this sometimes you have dumb ass coach that makes travel plans that put you in a bad spot that's hilarious it's a good man it's a good man for making light of the situation yeah i mean whether it was a thing or not it's fun to i think it's always important for leaders to take ownership and accountability like and even if that who knows if that was the reason but i think that players see that you know i mean i think it's good who are you thinking you got any good ones i mean i like the hot diggity dog from isaiah rogers i'm not gonna lie you know what the hot diggity dog is no yeah that's how you you could tell you don't you're not in that mickey mouse clubhouse you quite yet trev so the hot diggity dog is a song they play right before mickey mouse clubhouse hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog so isaiah rogers gets a little recovery here and starts hitting the hot diggity dog he said told my son i'd do it for him nice that's good that's my kind of celebration right there that's a banger all right trev where you going i'll give my stamp of the week to cleveland baby shout out to the browns for getting a dub but more so shout out to the guards taking the division right now we were up a game over the uh white socks trying to get my guys to to get that first place in the division which will also uh get them a buy in the or yeah a buy in the first uh first place in the division which will also uh get them a buy in the first uh round of the playoffs playoffs man we're in boston this week and then we'll be in kansas city i'll catch my boys at the end of the week in kc but god god man fighting uh fighting your way back into the division leaders men you get my stamp of the week boys well done guys all righty stamp of the week was brought to you by nfl sunday ticket on youtube tv thank you to our sponsor colgate total on offense it's important to prevent problems 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woody harrelson about it fucking crazy to even say what a world we live in our guests today are actors writers producers they have academy awards sag awards golden globes you know from their work in white men can't jump how to lose a guy in 10 days no country for old men interstellar dallas buyers clubs kingpin wolf of wall street the hunger game zombie land and true detective and now their upcoming apple original series brothers 92 percent is please welcome mr matthew mcconaughey and woody harrelson let's go there we go come on all right this intro on the road hear you that one man How are we doing, guys? Good, man. We just got together here in New York. I mean, geez, we spent months together. We hadn't seen each other in what? About a month and a half? So now we're going to go out with brothers and talk about it, share it, and declare it, and see hopefully people dig it, and talk to people like yourselves. Let's talk about the show. What are we in store for? What's going on with brothers? Starting off with the inception? Yeah, well, the original concept was like, well, okay, I'll tell you what happened was, in reality, we were in Greece. About nine years ago. Yeah, and Matthew's mom, Momak, we call her, she's, you know, she's about four Kendall Jacksons in. Four Kendalls, and I might have slipped her a little herby-werbies. She took her off with wood earlier. Which wasn't the fourth time they've done that. Yeah, the very first time. We set off a fire alarm, but that's another one. My mom and him have been kicked out of two different clubs. We're getting out of it. My mom's 94. It's true, it's true. But anyway, she says, you know, I was talking, I mentioned my father, and she goes, I knew your father. Now, that's only four words, right? But think about this. That ellipses. It was loaded. Yeah. I knew. It was, it's more than three dots. It's like five, dang it. You're a father. We had six-year-olds there that they even knew that that innuendo meant they shagged. That ellipses, yeah. Then we're like, oh, and I'm like, oh, what do you mean, Mom? What are you, starved bullshit? Woody's like, oh, I knew it, I knew it. Our kids already, my kids already called him Uncle Woody, thought we related. His kids had always called me Uncle Matthew, thought we related. And then off they went to play. And then they found pictures, and then they found out this timeline that actually when him, when if my mom shagged with his dad, it would have been at this so-said date, right? Which tracked us to, it was in the middle of my mom and dad's second divorce. They were married three times to each other. Yeah. So the timing adds up. The timing, yeah. So when Matthew went, she told me this, a long time. Okay. A long time before Momax shared this with us. He had told me that when she was going to the hospital to give birth to him, she says, come on, Jim, let's go. I'm going to give birth. He goes, I'm not going. That ain't my son. You know, that ain't my kid. He said that, and he goes, you got it from here. I got one rule. If it's a boy, don't name him Kelly. That's his instructions as she was in labor. And so the reason he said that ain't my kid is because he knew that math wasn't math. And so from the time I've known him, which has been a long time, you know, I always felt like, God damn, I do that kind of thing. You know, I say something like this. There's like all these parallels like you guys have with each other, you know? And I'm like, holy. You know, it's so weird. So when she said this, it just eureka moment. It made sense. And I've got definite confirmation that they were, you know, He's so excited about this being true. Yeah. He's like, ah, it's great, man. We're going to be brothers. I'm like, I'm too, man. He's like, why aren't you as excited as me? I'm like, it's easy for you, man. You'd gain a brother. You're asking me to like disown who I thought my father was for 55 years. That's a little tough for me. But sometimes, you know, you know how you find family members in life. Like this person's like more your family than your own family sometimes. Well, you know, that's true of us, but it's also could be true of your father. He's more. You and I are actually blood, blood, blood together. It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense to him. It's so easy. It's a net game for you, dude. You get another father you've never met. It's a little time. And then, and then you got like three new brothers, you know, like it's not so bad. It's a net game. Yeah. That's a bad side full kind of guy. Bullshit. That's great. How did you guys find out? We're still skeptical. Very, very skeptical. Still trying to figure out, you know, how, how a big barely man, a big bear looking guy like this comes out and it's definitely nothing as, as, as, uh, complicated as what you guys just described right there, man. We did find out that Travis was named after the local milkman, but I do. The first stories were that Travis was named after the kid in overboard. There was a kid, Travis, and that's what we knew up. I was thinking, and then mom let the cat out of the bag. That actually was this other guy that she thought was really attractive. And I'm like, okay, maybe, maybe there's a chance. Maybe this is. It all unfolds. Uncle Derry. You know, the main thing is the mom, you know, you got a common mom. You know that. We got that. We got that. We got a common dad. God damn. I can't wait to watch this thing, man. So you guys thought of this, thought of this nine years. And it slowly started to piece itself together or. Let the kids go on their investigation trail. And it became. You believed it from the get go. Then parts of the family started to believe it. And then it was like, well, let's do a DNA test. I was like, bullshit. This ain't true. Ain't doing a DNA test. No reason to do that. And as we started to just sit there and other people started to believe it. We were like, well, whatever DNA tests or not find out or not. Let's do a show on this possibility. And so then that's when we. Started to, we got together, found somebody that said, yeah, we'll do that show. Got our families together. Started off thinking it was going to be all my real family and his family together. Just actually doing it. Everyone playing themselves. And. Yeah. We probably got a little smarter, I think, and said, no, let's cast it. Let's get some professional actors in there. We'd still be shooting. We'd still be shooting that son of a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. We were gonna just improvise, you know, like. Kind of like they do with curb where, you know, like. They have really intricate outlines of the plot, but they improvise all that. So, uh, that we were thinking about that, but then, uh, yeah, luckily we thought, no better, better get a script going. Yeah. Loosely based on our lives, who we are. We kind of exaggerated a few things, you know, turned up the turn and turn some things up a notch for comedy sake and, uh, yeah, nobody made it. That's what we got for sure. Yeah. That was one of my questions. How fit, how fictional are the fictional versions of yourselves? I. I guess you say, man, I mean, look, we've got the same amount of kids. They're same, similar age. Mom. I is Holland. Tell her it's a great mom. I, well, she's a great mom. We just turned up the, I'm not Mr. We exaggerated ourselves. You're not Mr. What? Well, like in the show, I guess it's like, I'm Mr. Order, Mr. Ambition. You got this thing's going on. Got my life all dialed in. Yeah. Stay out of it. Don't come mess it up. That's not, that's not a good extent. It is. Hang to it. And you're cap. In chaos. Who's never come through a front door in his life. Who, if you are going to go to the Oscars, you best bring a swimsuit. Anyway, and who has no context of time or space and doesn't give a damn about if it doesn't know if it's Monday, Sunday, July, December, or don't even have to follow a Christian calendar. What year it is. What millennium is it? That's him. And that's hardly exaggerating. So solidly based with a couple of little. I'll tell you what, man, I don't know if you guys have just been on set with each other too much, or you guys do feel like brothers sitting here and you said your families are close and Matthew, I believe you posted this picture on, on Instagram, telling him happy birthday. You guys go way back. Like when did you guys first meet? You go ahead. Yeah. He thinks we met before we actually met. That's where we met right there. He thinks we met on, on EdTV, but actually we met, I don't know how much earlier, maybe a year earlier. And it was, I don't know, around 95 or six or something. And he was, I was probably later, probably 97 or something, but anyway, he, he, we were both at this thing at CAA at the time we were both at CAA and, and they were doing some kind of event and I walked up to him and I said, how you doing? Okay. So a time to kill had come out. Probably. Yeah. What year was that? '96, '97. Yeah. So I came over and I said, Hey, uh, you know, would you like to do a shot? And he's like, it's like one o'clock in the afternoon. He says, well, you know, I, I got kind of got a lot to do today. I said, well, one shot, one shot ain't going to stop you from doing it. So we, we did a shot and, uh, and he don't remember any of that. any of that by the way. - So you didn't get a lot done. - He basically did a shot Or I did incredibly well at what I did. But I had a lot of rhythm, at least. I don't remember. So what I remember, though, is meeting. We had TV where I met a wardrobe fitting in San Francisco. Second story, wooden floors. The windows are open. It was a beautiful day. And Woody's supposed to come in after me. And I don't see him first, but I hear something out the window. And I hear this heavy metal hitting this concrete like someone walking. Look out the window. Here's a guy in a full-on Tour de France biking suit with his real biking shoes, clip-ons. But he's walking. He's not riding the bike. So he's walking up a hill making all kinds of noise. Next thing I know, he comes in, walks the stairs, the wooden stairs, and then steps into this beautiful mahogany wooden floor wearing those things. Just creased that fucking floor right all the way in. I remember the casting director going, so I want to go over your wardrobe. And he goes, you're looking at my wardrobe. This is what I wear. And she goes, but you're not riding a bike. And he goes, it doesn't matter. This is what I wear. I like this guy. I like this guy. He's got some shit figured out. We had the best time, I got to say. We really had a great time. But then, did we shoot part of that in L.A., too? I can't remember. But anyway, we were in L.A. And this is the night we really bonded. Yeah, this is a good night. I was over at his house. And it was right on Mulholland, right? And we were playing ping pong. And eventually, it didn't matter about the net. And it didn't even matter about the table. The whole concept was you had to get the ball before it stopped. If the ball stops, you lose the point. You lose the point. So you can't let the ball stop. So the ball would be rolling down the driveway on the Mulholland, be running down the ground. Get that ball. Skipping back the other direction. We were frigging bloody two hours later. And I don't think the ball ever stopped in that two hours. Now, let me give you a little extra thing about it. We've got a few little things he's extreme about, all right? Like a raid or Lysol or air conditioning. Don't you turn on the A.C. now. I'm free on patrol, all right? We're sitting out there. He stays at my house one night on that same house in Mulholland. And we're sitting out there. It's the end of the day, man. It's been a great day. We played that ping-pong hat party, et cetera. It's about 2.30 in the morning. We're sitting outside on a wooden picnic table. Like full moon up there, man. Sitting down there passing one back and forth. And I was like, dude, all right, man. I'm tired. I'm going to go on inside and call it a night. And I'm like, you got that extra bedroom. You want to come in? You're welcome to sleep in it. And Woody's like, no, man. I'm going to stay out here and sleep. Bare bones it. That was the line. I'm going bare bones it. Bare bones it. The nature boy. I'm going to bare bones it. I come in. It's getting better. About 10 minutes later, I hear the back door open. A little mosquito's got to Mr. Bare Bones. It had to come on in. I look for the bare bones. I hear him go in the guest room to the side. And as soon as he gets in there and I hear him settle into bed, I go and flick that AC on where it kicks in. I hear the AC kick on in the house. All of a sudden, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! He comes up and says, I thought you were going to bare bones it, Bob. Yeah, yeah. So he'll stick. He'll stick to like, you know, heavy duty. I'll fall on the sword for this. Unless there's a mosquito. Yeah. Then he's going to come on in. You guys, I mean, how much do you like mosquitoes? Is there any part of them that you. Mosquitoes, flies, anything biting me? I don't know. I got a question. I got a question for you. Everybody here. What's the worst alarm clock you've ever woke up to? Meaning, one is mosquitoes. That is a horrible alarm clock when you get bit by mosquitoes, right? Yeah. Second one would be the smell of your dog that had diarrhea on the floor, right? Yeah. And the thing is, if it hits your nose and wakes you up, the worst part is you can't pass it up and say, like, I'll let someone get that up tomorrow. Yeah. You got to go do it. And it's going to take about an hour and a half to do it right. It's a horrible alarm clock. Worst alarm clock you got. Anybody. I mean, the dog one probably takes the cake. Babies are a necessity, a necessary alarm clock. One time I was sleeping outside and I was being a dummy. I set this fire up and it was so warm and toasty. And I said, I'll just fall asleep right here. This is in the middle of February in Philadelphia. Well, like a dumbass though. The fire goes out and I wake up and I am shivering like cold beyond anything I'd ever seen before. That was a pretty awful alarm clock. That was one where it's like, you know, Jason, you almost just killed yourself being a dumbass. Let's go back in the house. Now mine is probably, uh, the sun waking me up, uh, at like it's peak. And I know I got. Shit. I, I, I was supposed to be like, yeah, I got to have to bulldog to the rest of this afternoon. Yeah. I just fucking, I've been, I've been tardy. And Trav, you're talking about one thing that I'm excited to see with this film. Like there's something about like in football, we consider ourselves like brothers, right? You get so close with other men where you're around them all day. You're, you have similar interests. You're all bonding over football that they become just like family. And I think that's something that's amazing. With obviously your two's relationship and what you guys have created here is like, it's very relatable to a lot of people in lives. And like, you end up the, the, the brothers you choose end up being some of the closest ones you have. So, um, you know, anything about, is there anything you guys want people to take away from this series? I think that's, that is one of the things, you know, people, I didn't know this man, but people have seen it, have said that, that, oh man, what says such cool stuff about, about having a great friend, about male relationships, about male friendship and how you can love one another and stick up for each other. Like, Hey man, we got this, whatever that I didn't know that that was a lot of people were running on reserve, you know, fuel tank with that, with understanding that, cause it is such a cool thing to have with your real brother, with your, with your great friends, whatever, uh, whatever that fraternity that men can have with each other is, is something man, I don't, we don't, we don't ever want to go light on that. And look, our working deal. So we go similar to y'all get together for three to four months, 13 hours a day, six days a week. That's who you, that's it. You know, you get up in the morning. If you're lucky, you say goodbye to your kids on the way out the door. And if you're lucky, you come home, say hi to their mama and, and, and get to, you know, have a dinner and check in with them about the day, but then you're up the next day doing it. And that is your world. The rest of the world, there's no room for anything else to come into it. So it's a bam, you're in it. And then all of a sudden the, the last day it's like the circus picks up its tension, goes away. And Woody's one of the guys and I can count them all in one hand or not even use all my fingers that since we met and worked together in what, 98, that we've remained great friends and, and, and stay in. Sometimes we've had times we've been, been away from each other for over a year, but you know, it is with a good buddy, man. You pick right back up and in 30 seconds, you're rolling again with what? What's happening. We've been through, uh, we've definitely put years on our life from the laughter we've given each other. We've also shed a few damn tears about some tough life stuff going on at the time that we didn't have anybody else to share it in. We needed to share it with each other, you know? Oh yeah. I mean, that's, I'm lucky to have him as a buddy. And like I said, I can count those friends that I've met in the industry that I've stayed that close with on one hand and not even use all the fingers. Then I'm lucky to have that friend in Woody, man. Yeah, baby. There we go. My brother, come on, my dog, come on, that was beautiful, man. We, um, we want to get into this last segment before we get you guys out of here and, uh, we always end the segments with, we gotta ask. So we're going to hit you guys with some rapid fire questions. Um, one, one by one here and, uh, here's some, some good answers out of them. What are you? The first one's for you, brother. A better basketball player in white man, kid, jump or bowler in Kingpin basketball. I was not much of a bowler, uh, that's, that's a real hard sport for me, uh, bowling, but I've been, sometimes I get lucky. Like one time I actually bowled a one 99. Imagine the last frame. All I needed to do was get more than like three. And I got three, you know, he's a sneaky athlete. He's ambidextrous. Now you ought to see him on tennis. Okay. Here we go. Backhand. Hang on a sec. Left-handed backhand. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Whoa. He's got a good left foot and a good left hand dribble on the court too. He's not even left-handed. We saw that. Oh, this guy's a tennis player. That's important on the basketball court. For sure. He's a hell of a tennis player. This guy. Anyway. All right. Next question. Matthew, this one's for you. Will you ever get tired of people coming up to you and saying, all right. All right. All right. Oh no. Let me tell you why. Check this out. 1992, Austin, Texas. I go on the right bar at the right time. introduce myself to a producer we get started having drinks four hours later we kicked out of that bar because we're getting too rowdy riding a cab home i'm getting dropped off at my apartment with him don phillips he goes hey you ever done any acting and i said man i was in a middle light commercial about that long i don't know if that counts he goes you might be right for this part come to this address and pick up this script tomorrow morning 9 30 it was about four hours from that time we were heading home right i get the script there it is there's three scenes in there at the part i go in on set that night wasn't even supposed to work what do you have any scenes to act in but the director asked me if i'd step in and improvise something pulling up wooderson pulling up in that scene then you say would would would wooderson be uh interested in well no i'm in the scene and i there's no lines i got a mic on and i'm like going man i'm a little nervous man i'm in my first scene in a movie i've never said a word i've never acted in a film before i'm getting a little bit nervous let's go and i'm like who's my man about who's wooderson what does wooderson love i said wooderson loves his car i said well i'm in my 70 chevelle there's one so wooderson loves to get high i said well slater's riding shotgun he's always got a doobie rolled up there's two i said wooderson loves rock and i said man i got ted nugent stranglehold cranking on the eight track there's three all of a sudden to hear action and i look up and i'm like and wooderson loves picking up chicks and there she is i got three out of four going to get the fourth all right all right all right first three words i ever said first three words i ever said on film what i'm saying why i won't get tired of that and i didn't know it's on film it's just his voice it's just a wide shot of a car pulling around but i didn't know that night if acting was going to be something if that night i worked was going to be something for the rest of my life i'd tell my kids hey there was this one summer in austin i got to work this night on a film as a little hobby and turned out to be a career i love so introduced with those three words makes everything a little cooler to head into you know you do that forever the first three words i ever said and what i thought might be a hobby turned out to be a career there we go come on out to the air stream i'm gonna make the best matthew you're on the sideline for the texas national championship win at the rose bowl is this the greatest sporting event you've ever been to what's what if not what is no that is people ask me all the time what's the greatest sports movie i'm like that night you couldn't have written that drama and people believed it and what the ebbs and the flows of what happened and how it happened and i mean the no one of those no excuses games nothing ended up in that controversial nothing ended up in the ref's hands it was you know i mean it was just it was two teams playing at peak and then we happened to have you know a guy who played like superman at that time and vince young who just come on now did that thing he had a little bit of that thing that deon used to do you know when you're like okay people almost couldn't make the move on him and he could he could run you'd run certain kicks back you're like man you had it and like nobody i didn't and he had vince had a little bit of that in that game just the ebbs and flows the fact i mean going into it that we did we weren't given a chance the dynasty of usc was already talked about being complete this is third year this is going to happen it's already been written and if you listen back to that game which i've listened to i think dan fowlson somebody else oh nelly oh nelly was dan fowlson uh what's his name oh nelly anyway it's not until like four minutes to go in the game where either one of them kind of go texas has a chance here it was it was just really like he's got it and then you know i want let me ask you about this intangibles all right you know right intangibles which i think are really interesting to come up with vince did something and you tell me if you did if you understand what i'm talking about here and share some stories of intangibles y'all may have or that you know he did something in the third quarter late in the third quarter we're down by like i don't know four or something like that we're driving we're on their 30 35 they call it one of those television timeouts long national championship game those television timeouts are long oh yeah you know they take a while so back at the other at the other end of the stadium they bring out three usc alumni older men and to sit there recognize for your service and so on so vince looks down there takes his helmet off runs down the field shakes each one of their hand and induces himself and is talking to him when the ref blows the whistle like hey let's get back in place like oh yeah runs back up and me i was sitting there looking at that me and my buddy link later we're going like we're gonna win this game did you see that that's how present this dude is that's how yeah you know what i mean do you see the other intangibles that you see somebody do then you're like guys are on another level right now they're they're they're that joe montana story of looking up hey it's john candy in the huddle you know i'm a super bowl drive and you're like how'd you what that's how'd you do that you're like oh my god you're like oh my god you're like oh my god you're how do you have the poise to be there you don't have any intangible stories of people or things you've seen jason's got a few vince young stories up i was about to say that does not surprise me one bit about vince i was with vince for a year in philadelphia and one of my favorite teammates we ever had like he had that ability i mean had a lot of shortcomings like i love vince but one of his superpowers was making you feel like you were just playing backyard football again so like you'd say in that story where like he's not gonna let the moment get the best him i don't think i ever saw vince rattled now there were some times he might have should have been rattled that's one of the things that it works to your strength in certain moments and i could see on a stage like that the biggest thing you're trying to do in the biggest moments is not let the moment all of a sudden make you be somebody you're not and something like that with vince's personality i could see working really well and obviously it did um it's the same thing i mean and i see it a little bit with jalen hurts i think he gets criticized a lot uh but he has that same ability where the highs never get too high and the lows never get too low he's so consistent and that works to his advantage majorly in big moments sometimes when things aren't going well you want him to be all of a sudden be somebody else you want him to be a hey come on guys let's go do that we need to get this going but that's but what i'm trying to say is like that doesn't you want that in the times where you need it but you you tend to forget when the times are really good that he this personality is a strength of his as well let me ask you this when did where were you when you had your first daughter in your career uh i was in 20 oh man 2019 so i would have been in my trying to think of what season that would have been uh ninth season in the nfl did you have a first man as a first child yes it never is a man more masculine never is the head more aligned with the heart with the loins and the spirit i mean i found that on the first child that all my hunches i should have quadrupled down on them i tripled down on some i should have quadded down on a dude whether it was people relationships career choices investments whatever i was just like bam they're all aligned and i always think that that's a great one of the best times to bet on a man is after they have their first child for the next i don't know six months a year how was your season i think after that moment it all was trying to think of a way to say this um a lot of life gets put into perspective when you have a child and priorities get set straight but also responsibilities and i think that that's a huge turning point for me and my career as my place in the team as well and i don't know if they you know overlapped just at the right time or if something really did manufacture in like the way that i viewed myself around all these other guys but that season definitely was a season where all of a sudden i started taking further steps into being like that older statesman kind of leader within the room and stuff like that yeah an amazing time for yeah for a man at first child you remember what you your years your life your career choices you made relationships you made after yeah 93 uh we uh in cheers uh there were between the cast and crew there were 50 babies and denny our our daughter was number 50 it was quite a time because uh we were wrapping up cheers and i'd written a play i was trying to direct it and uh you know uh i'd done uh this movie indecent proposal and it was just coming out and then i was prepping to do natural born killers and i mean just so much going on and then to not sleep was wild because uh you know how the sleep thing goes it was it was it was kind of chaotic but it was pretty great you know just just that pure love you get from the kid it's amazing i think my career got better once i had kids yeah yeah because i think i think i was uh in that perspective thing that you were talking about jason i mean when i when i when all of a sudden performing and acting wasn't number one you know what i mean and you got dependents that oh no if you ain't there they don't make it so that's the child right when i put it it's not just you when when acting came down out of the number one spot i didn't lose any respect i actually got better at it because i had something else that was more personal in the number one slot do you think you've made enough money now that you can provide for your family or do you got to keep it? Maybe I break a sweater. Yeah. i ain't down i'm going perpetual man come on mr mr mr sequel trilogy over here i'm trying to catch up with him these guys are trying to they want to get back to their lives so uh how do we uh one last question perfect segue perfect segue welcome to hollywood moment for each of you guys we always ended up asking everybody where where it started and it kind of shocked them that they were doing what they were doing or just a moment that uh that hit you early on so i got invited uh by carrie fisher yeah you know yeah and she got got invited to this party and i'm and i'm walking up from the driveway up this you know big lawn and out on the lawn comes jack nicholson by himself and he didn't know anyone's watching and and uh and he comes out on the lawn and he goes i am so up and i was like oh my god i am in hollywood i'm gonna tell you about my entrance to hollywood so i graduate college and driving out there uh pulling a little u-haul uh behind my truck and i got a couple thousand bucks but i got the trip planned man i know that soon as i get to sunset boulevard i'm gonna put in the doors la woman and i'm gonna rock it for my entrance right because i'm coming out here first time so i'm driving and it's about a 24 hour drive anyway and that hour 21 i going through like india when i see this sunset drive exit i'm like oh shit man i'm making good time i put that cd in baby a seven minute song i think i had to play it 22 times in a row because sunset drive out of indio is not sunset boulevard you still have another two hours to go i listened to it 22 times in a row until i finally got to sunset boulevard where i pulled in 10 30 minutes 10 38 on a saturday night knocked on the door my buddy don phillips who's moved on i can tell this story because i wrote up my book knocked on his door after that 24 hour drive nobody answers finally he just hey what is it i said it's me man it's mcconaughey because i'm sleeping on the only guy i knew i'm gonna sleep on his couch he goes hey i got this little chippy in there right you think you can give me about 20 minutes he walked back to the door and he you know he was it was it was facing north and i was like welcome to hollywood he's mid he's mid sport man all right yeah come back thank you tom i'll be out there sitting in the car bud welcome to hollywood green light baby green light well i gotta say man thank you so much to both of you guys for hopping on this podcast this is iconic man it's so iconic for us because i don't think there's two guys that represent like being god there's an energy that both of you exude in everything you do there's a confidence to it a way about you that i think every man in america is just like man the smoothness of it the the class of it the the the fun and just like in the moment you guys are is so it's so fun to take in can't wait to see uh brothers coming out of here and i'll see you guys next week on apple tv can't wait to see what this is like with both of you guys back together and just honored to have you part of the show we appreciate your work so much everything you guys i mean how many times me and lane johnson have quoted kingpin i know i don't know if that's your favorite roy munson stuff i love it i love it we would sit back there endlessly i think every every sports team in america was coming out to this um like it's so i appreciate you and good luck good luck to those longhorns this this week and we'll we'll be tuned into brothers everybody check it out september 23rd apple tv you guys are the fucking icons man thank you again appreciate y'all thanks jason guys all righty how about that one it doesn't get any better than those two brothers right there and uh that does it for us two brothers that wraps up another episode new heights thank you to matthew mcconaughey woody harrelson brothers premieres on apple tv tonight september 23rd how about it once again new heights a wonder show brought to you by reese's your favorite chocolate peanut 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work for flushing or does it also work for farts and does it silence everything i think the silence is everything how does the silence a fart does it like seal your your butt cheeks it's got a seal around you it like sucks in wavelengths sound waves travis this has got to be ai with a new not real a new noise cancelling it's not real there's not real oh it's look it says it drops right before christmas it's there's no way this is real bows did not make a toilet maybe it's a collab they must not want to be a gazillionaire yeah we don't air this new heights makes a noise cancelling toilet it goes on kelsey and everybody's happy let's make a noise cancelling toilet i think that's a great idea you would have to suction to your butt you have to you have to screw onto it like a silencer you gotta like you sit down and you have to like pump air out of the toilet so that it's suctioned your butt cheeks in there yep and then whatever noise comes out of it it's silenced would it not be easier to like instead of i feel like suctioning the toilet's risky oh it's all risky what if you built a little dome around it and you're like oh it's all risky oh it's all risky oh it's all risky that's soundproof like like win benstein's money no that's just like a soundproof room that's just a soundproof room well i think that's a little i feel i feel safer about that than i do my ass being that's way too logical and nobody's gonna buy the phone that you install on your wall we're trying to change the toilet game brandon you're not even in the fucking same wavelength you're talking about walls the real question is how do you silence a stand-up p how do you silence that you have a detachable angles that's about a detachable hose goes in so that it doesn't splash and make noise when it hits the water grips you yes no more suction more suction jason's really going to the bathroom a lot he must be really hydrated listen in the middle of the night in the middle of the night sometimes i'm a sit down wee guy because i don't want to turn the lights on and i don't want to risk miscommunication missing the toilet if this thing has a detachable hose that i can suction on i feel really comfortable peeing standing up with that contraption i just want to clip jason going more suction i think you're right i think we're on this doubles as a penis enlarger yeah two for one was that did they really sell that fucking thing like was that actual thing or was that just on austin powers no no those are that's a real thing people were really fucking putting dicks in tubes and suctioning them in the hopes that it made them bigger travis i'm pretty sure cavemen were tying strings to rocks all right for as long as there's been men they've been trying to make their dicks longer i don't think that this this is like as long as dicks have existed there's been some dude trying to make it bigger i can guarantee you that that's hilarious they were working on the dick stuff before fire they were like tying rocks you know what tying rocks made me think of is fucking old school yeah exactly do you trust me the ultimate trust fall i mean i don't want to keep going through the rundown i think we're fine Ha, ha, ha, ha.