Trashy Baseball Teams! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Holy moly New York City and the surrounding areas are you garbage and friends is back We're gonna be down there at the Comedy Seller May 18th and June 15th You got two changes to see us so come on out. Yeah tickets available at are you garbage dot com We got some of our favorite guests coming to play AYG with the crowd. It's a small venue so get your tickets before this out We'll see you there Hey Everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is are you garbage? It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they grew to be classy If they're just a big ol piece of trash. Yeah, that's right. I'm your host. Thanks for only coming at you on a beautiful day We're out back here at Tuddy's in a new addition. Unfortunately. Oh, no, and Tuddy Came down with shingles. Oh, jeez Louise. Not sure what it is. Okay, but don't go nearer. I thought it was shingles That's all I know. Okay. I don't know what shingles is to you Yeah, it's like a it's a family of the chicken pox. Is it I think so god damn it I was rubbing her back. I think if you had to I think with the ones a precursor Like it's the chicken pox virus in yeah Broad I used to date at non-jokes. I knew a girl. I knew and I had it in high school or something like that. She's got it Yeah, who Tuddy? Okay. Yeah, old brawls get it. Yeah, she's got it. I think my step that someone had it My co-host is coming at you from across the table web md. This is what we call the family episode Just the boys the bozos and homies just the way we like it. I'll take it right now. Mm-hmm Give it up for Kevin James Ryan everybody. Hey, what's up gang shout out to you as always to make sure you're a review Subscriber and iTunes full video available on YouTube full video available over there and Spotify and the boys are climbing the mother friggin charts We're in we are the charts. Okay. We are the charts. I am Queen's Boulevard. We reach In the beginning we are in the middle. We are the algorithm. Yeah, take that Bezos. Yeah, Bezos Zuckerberg, uh-huh fucking dork. Yeah, he tell him guys sucks. Not a 50 Zuckerberg. Not a 50. I would add on backwards Man upside down I've been thinking about their stolen boots. Yeah, we don't ever wear a dead man's boots My boots aren't stolen Okay, he's boots are made for farting. I got them at dsw dx. Oh, no, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I got him at dsw Mm-hmm, and they've really worn in well to dorks you where else Free wedges You shove you in a locker save 5% Catch you to wed you on the way down the escalator Anyway, I've been thinking about that. I really got to keep my mouth shut for a little while Hey, yeah, I got 50 bucks as you don't I really get shit about anybody. Uh-huh. I mean, I can I've been thinking about it There's not really anybody. I can run my mouth about and not be like who the fuck are you? But you know why we love you. Why is your gonna do it? I'm not I'm not I'm telling you right now. You were just trashing all of us out here. You fucking did I'm not because the fun's not in it when you when you realize when you're like a fuck. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, so Anyway, how you doing? Are you feeling? I'm feeling pretty good. One thing I do want to announce obviously is Let's talk about this a little bit of special. Oh, my God. Yeah, can't be tell him. She just came across my dad Just ain't about me Special announcement for the New York City area. Let's go. We are doing some AYG and friends over there at the comedy seller village Underground who in the big room. Yeah, we're doing one. If you've seen them before We they're on our website. We've done them with the grammar see theaters stuff like that We bring on a few of our favorite guests to play are you garbage with the crowd? Yes, yes with us on stage It's a good friggin time first one is Monday May 18th There's very few tickets left for that. I might even be sold out by the time this comes out Yeah, and then the next one is get them but get them. Yeah, obviously. What the fuck? What do you think I'm doing? We need this and then the next one and it will be the following month June 15th get them It's like it's like a 200 person room. It's very small very intimate. They will go fast We we've only been put doing a little bit of post a little bit of send in some emails So get the tickets now when our announcement is to God damn universe. They're gonna go love that comedy seller love the comedy So we got some tricks up our sleeve Some some friends are gonna be popping in don't a little Colony trash you guys get this your questions. It'll be a good time. So do that fun. We're back, baby. We are kind of Depends who you We're trying Any attorneys. We're not back. Uh-huh. I got a question for you. What? What this is what do you mean? Yeah, you're my you're the colors. Let me talk about talk to each other. Yes What How do I don't think we've ever you know you're a bit of a hater? Yeah, I would say that You were gonna push back Yeah, I'm not pushing back no more right. You're a bit of a hater. Yeah, right Dolly noted for fun and also actual some virtual hate. We all which we all have yeah a lot of and and and and and you know A lot of times it is misguided and I'll turn I'll turn hard Uh-huh. You know what I like that guy. Yeah, I just had that with somebody. I can't remember who it was Oh with people for sure. Yeah, there's been people that you've hated like I fucked that guy and then we've had him on you Like that's a nicest guy that guy's awesome This was an actor that I didn't like and I was like, you know what that guy's great Let me guess he was successful. Yeah, but I can't remember what he was in just because it's a lot of people have actors They don't like or whatever. You know what I mean? I mean, I mean, I like you don't get with this guy, but yeah, I had that with Pattinson for a long time Robert Pattinson Well, he was introduced in a very like Quiffy kind of man, and I was I don't know, but apparently he's a fantastic actor. Oh my god Yeah, I can't it. He's great even though that movie. He's like, come on. What are you doing? I enjoyed it I mean to extend her after that Nolan pull it back a little bit Devil all the devil all the time on Netflix. He was he had this did this crazy Southern accent, which was unbelievable Also Tom Holland in that fantastic love that spider-man and Yeah, Batman, you know, sure the bat the Batman So I do that a lot book. What's your point? This is more of a Here's something else. Oh, what's your point? Like we're not fucking pie. We're not six minutes into a podcast and what's your fucking problem that we do together? And what about it? Yeah, I got some issues I'm walking Meeting the TV dinner. How do you how do you know it was one sock on how do you feel about the Savannah bananas? You're asking me a political question on air like that. They just put 50,000 in Yankee Stadium. I Mean I mean, it's true. It's the trashiest version of baseball. I don't know what that is. How would you go? It's Globe Trotter Esk, which was one of the first trashy questions. They've ever been on Globe Trotters game They put 50,000 people in Yankee Stadium. They move Who do they play the dent the Washington Generals are whether you know what you mean like I made oh they play like college But they played the party animals in Yankee Stadium. I wasn't there. I got a chicken a beer in the alp I'm up Someone bad for me. I got I got these Johnsonville brats going They get to the hot dog burst. They were screwed. I'm gonna ruin his outfit. You ever catch a brot hop in your mouth? Yeah, not in your mouth. He's staying the only way you can come They're good baseball players, right? I think yeah, I mean, I don't know that guy running around in that yellow suit a little too much for me if I'm No, the owner which as a businessman respect to you. He's been told note all is American dream story I don't think is the toast of argue garbage that we can hate on the Savannah bananas. I think I think I have to be a supporter of them I'm not hating on them. I'm not gonna. I'm not I mean more power till it's just Yeah, I don't know I just we've never really talked about it oddly enough and it's such a spectacle. I don't know really what it is It's it's a lot of too much dancing call me old school I'm a son of a pipe fitter. It's a lot of dance. That's too much dancing But I think those guys are like legit baseball players. There are a lot of college. I mean, no, they're like really good baseball players Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 50,000 a Yankee stadium. I couldn't do that. I Couldn't put 50,000 up in the Bronx Hey No way if that was the case the seller would be sold out You feel that they do like the YMCA and stuff I imagine that's a lot of like TikTok stuff They'll be in the crowd and they'll get but they it's I gotta give it to them They'll be like in like they'll be in like the fourth row and get up and start doing the cha-cha slider whatever walk right down grab the bat And like What's out of the party animals in the best of the stiffest competition. I'm talking about five star athletes. What are the teams that they play? They own like all the team. They own the leagues. Yeah. They own the leagues so they play. So you've made like a young player might start on the party animals after work is way up to the banana. I think so. Or you could start on the firefighters, the Texas tailgators, the local beach coconuts and the Indianapolis clown. What are the chances? These are all the same guys. The party animals are the same as the Texas roadsters or whatever. I don't know, but I bet he does guys don't pretty well and probably closing some ass. I mean, I think it's a very sure, yeah, family oriented organization. Yeah, I mean, they're all good looking guys, I suppose. Of course they are. I mean, they're all fucking, you know, they're all D1 athletes or fucking, you know, they were in the minors and stuff like that. There you go. Yeah. Shout out to them. It seems. Yeah. I think it's where they play in the next class, get out, we just missed them. They're playing on Friday, the at Car Max Park, Richmond, Virginia. And then in Vegas. The same. Oh no, that's it. They have two different teams. I have two. There's two bananas. Yeah, two games going on. It seems like the clowns are playing the firefighters and the bananas are playing the party. Well, what happened? What happens when the clowns and the firefighters play? Isn't that like the two dummy teams playing against each other or is the, is the Savannah banana is just the, um, the WWE of it. No, what? I don't know. That's the banana. They call it banana ball. So the banana ball is the league. Banana ball is the league. Yeah. Savannah. But there's no way the clowns versus the fucking the roadsters is the general is playing the general. Yeah, it's doing a 50,000. Isn't it? I mean, they got to be playing like a, a, a smaller, were they playing out in Vegas? Uh, how big does this thing get lost Vegas ballpark? What's that? Let's see. To play in a lost Vegas on a baseball team. I might have a, uh, I don't know. Thanks. Hey, Jim Nance, Zippert. Jim Nance. What's the problem? Yeah. That's a deep cut. I mean, you can fit 10K in the, in the last Vegas ballpark. I had never seen you sell that either. So yeah, we should go. I'd be down. Check it out. Get back involved. Convolved to America. See what's going on out there. What a long time. Flash. We have it. You on the other end. I've been in a bit of sabbatical. Like the winner's soldier. Yeah. Long down. It's been a long time. That's the thing. You know, the last thing you did was roots. 66. I was fucking like three and a half years ago. Touched the heart of America. I get back out there. Be compressing. I got a campaign trail. Uh, uh, uh, no, we're still alive. You're hearing this. You are the revolution. Resisting. If you're hearing this where we must be, all we all must be dead. I don't know, but I do want to do that in my will. I want to sit on my loved ones around and I'll be in a TV screen and they're going to play something. How fun is that? That's a good time. Hey, you. I'm screaming. Oh, well, fully knocking on your eating or something going through my personal belongings. I'm going everybody in my office. So you have rich mahogany and oak wood. I like that. Very Brewster's millions. Yeah. Something like that. See that movie? No. It's good. John Candy, Richard prior. I get it. Yeah. I mean, it was like a, I became like a punch line a little bit of Brewster's millions or whatever. It was more of a blank check man. Everybody knows that. I never really understood it. He had to spend like 63 million to win 630 million, but he couldn't spend, he couldn't have own anything after spending the 63 million, but he couldn't give it away. He had to blow it. Okay. Which I just, I wanted to see how that's hard to. I didn't quite understand it. I, well, you're, you couldn't give it away, but you can blow it. Sure. Yeah. I don't know. All right. But I mean, I mean, I'm hearing the plot from you who voluntarily said he didn't understand it. So I don't think I'm going to be able to really decipher what's going on. I think that's a fair assessment. Yeah. Okay. Banana players. It's a banana ball player draft to keep the lead competitive. What? So all the teams. Yeah. Like your draft picks. Oh, so they're playing real baseball. Ah, I mean, for what they, I was looking into the, how to get onto the teams and what they look for is beyond elite athleticism, they say. I'm out. Players must show they be creative, dance, lip sync and perform trick plays. So I'm out there doing cred work. What do you do? I get it with a bitch. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Fair enough. Well, shout out to the bananas. Shout out to them. I hear it's a, I've, I've, from what I've heard, I've heard it's a fantastic night of family fun. Family fun. There you go. Family fun. We like family. What is this thing? You're. You're getting a real fucking political mode. We like family fun around here. That's who I am. And that's what I care about. That's great. Yeah. And Bitcoin. Let's go. All right. Let's see here. What do you got? This one's from Ted Ziki. That's a good one. That's awesome. That's really good. Ted Ziki. Mm-hmm. Uh, isn't it to Ziki? I think you pronounce it Ted Ziki. I pronounce it Ted Ziki. Okay. You weren't going to like that. What? I was going to say it very correctly. I think in that instance, you say it very correctly. To Ziki. Yeah. I think in, you know, your mush mouth to slith's delivery, usually it's to Ziki. Which I don't know if I mentioned this. He said when I say pre-Madonna, I'm saying pre-PRE, Madonna instead of pre-Madonna. I say pre-Madonna too. Like this is before Madonna came out. Yes. Yeah. I always thought my first, I thought it was about Madonna. Which, what the hell are we doing? Pre-Madonna. Yeah. I don't know. I wasn't around. Man. I came online after that. Man. Post, I'm post-Madonna. Sometimes I'll just go back and I'll just listen to a bunch of her hits. Mm-hmm. Material girl. Make it feel like an old lady. Like a lady. Dude, she's great. Yeah. Material girl's hot. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was too young for the, for the major hits. I remember everybody listening, it was on and like the hits, but I like the movement of it, I was out on her and Michael were like very similar to monsters. Yeah. Like the, kind of the tail end of those kind of people where I was like, "This shit stinks." Yeah. Well, where there was like very, you're like, "Deft tones." Poppy. Nah, they scared me. Flip a lot of the "Deft tones." That dark music. I was, I was a little too Irish Catholic boy for. What about corn? Corn. Boom. Bac-bomb. Bac-bomb. Bac-bomb. A little bit. I never owned an album. But I liked, I was a limp bit. Limp biscuit. It was crazy. I was allowed to go. You have to get loosened and you've got to go home for a nice dinner. I did get a slipknot CD one year, only listened during the day when people were home. That was not, that was a freaky music. Might as well be watching faces of death. I also didn't spend too much time in Hot Topic. I was in and out. I wasn't going to. You ever get scared on Instagram? I do. From what? I just like if I catch a bad algo and it starts like getting scary on the night or whatever. It's like scary shit. I caught one the other night. I'm in the apartment, so low. And what? I ain't, I ain't used to this joint to begin with. Okay. But I get a good vibe in there. I don't feel like there's any, anybody else in there with me. That's small enough. I think it'd be impossible. But I caught this video about this musician in Nashville, who was never any goods in the 50s. He was never any good. And all of a sudden he had like a couple of songs that got played on the radio and people would like all stop and watch it. And then some audio engineer went back and listened to it and said that there was another voice in it. And it was some type of like like mind control thing. And it turns out this guy had like gone to an old bookstore and fell into this old book of like Satan spells and like how to put spells on people. This is the worst story ever in my life. This is crazy. Dude. What? They are fucking scary. You're bored. Me to death. I think stinks. It's scared me. No. That's wild. Yeah. Scared. Anything when they do like that shit. I know what you're doing with your hands. Yeah. It a book of spell. Anything when they say like if you listen to it backwards you can hear the devil. Fuck that. Yeah. I don't like that. Devil worshipers were huge. It won't. Huge. Yeah. You couldn't go into the woods. Oh man. I know what I'll find in a penny gram. The fuck? Hey, Manson. Relax. Listen to ball. You blew collar guys out there. I'm talking about Brunt. God. Damn it. Brunt is the way to go. Brunt's the kind of boot that you can actually show up to the job site with. Yeah. these pretenders acting like they're real. Designers, they're not designers. They're real guys. They're comfort. They look good. You don't got to break them in Do yourself a favor? They've been designed by guys in your field. You can trust brunt get on brunt get out there Kick some ass with brunt. 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I remember my mom even told me just schedule the payment. Get the payment schedule. Did you sign in? You don't have to make it for that day, but make it I think you make it 14 days in advance. Just go. I'll figure that out later, but let me let me stay connected. Yeah, as a great short For sure, they don't leave a lot of windows open to keep the plate spinning, which is nice. It behooves them. They don't I mean they shut you off then you're you're not going to go back to them. You're going to go to another provider so they lost you. They'd rather keep you in going. Well, keep the slow dribble to you know, we got this guy right where we want them. Yeah, also you can't get shut off at fucking Verizon and then 18th, he's going to go. Which I'm surprised. One word on the street is your money's no good out of here. One time I had a really high credit card and they should they cancelled my card one time. Yeah, your money's no good, dude. 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This one's from Uncle BBQ. 10 dollar investor never have one red. Are you garbage? If you have a couch in your kitchen. Bozo friend of mine has one in theirs and let's just say it's not what you would call an open floor plan. Yeah, that's a tough. I don't know if I've ever even in like a college house or so that wasn't at least, you know, the rooms were connected. A couch and that's got to be fun though. A little bit. Sit down. I've always been you know this about me. I'm not going to like whatever this fact is you are. I've always been a comfort guy. I've always I've always looked at social norms like that and said why, you know, and a couch in the kitchen. Very cozy. It's trashy. I mean, we're not here to discuss if it's cosier. No, very trash. I'm with you 100% especially. Couches don't belong in the garage. Love a couch in a garage. Don't you love for some of my some of my finest memories are in a couch in a garage. Always the threat of spiders if you're taking a nap in the ground. These weren't napping cow. These were drug couches. They were really napping couches. But I remember the Hogan family on that Jason Bulk. No, that Jason Baby was on back in the day. They had it. It was an open floor plan in nice. And I believe in their kitchen along the window. There was like a bankette. Bankettes are different. That's meant to be around there. Yeah, take a nap in there. Where he's supposed to be doing your homework. Sure. But yeah, this place. I picture. I can see this kitchen. I know the couch. Yes, I know the couch. It's a little too big for the room. I feel and the bottoms of it are probably not the the legs are gone. Yeah, it's sitting on it's flat. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, in see, we in the burbs, we do have is a little more of an open floor plan, but we do have like a the shades lounge, however, whatever you want to call us more. It's like, you know, Shays lounge. No, what it's called. No, that's like a straight thing. A Shazay. Shazay. It's a girl. What's this cool? A Shays lounge. You mean a Shadday, I was making a shot. You talking about Shadday, the singer? No, you are. What's her song? I don't know. Any who I'm saying my wife did this and that even felt a little. She had a Shays lounge in the kitchen. You've spend to the house. It's not in the kitchen, but it's not in the kitchen. I can see the kitchen. I give you that. It's a little. I don't think I don't think you should be cloth in where there's cooking and eat it. That's to be wiped down, sprayed, clean, disinfected. Not every day, but you know, I mean, there's a mess other than a bank. Other than a bank account a breakfast look if you will, but that's all build in I feel my buddy in high school His parents had a like a diner booth in their kitchen. That's cool It was and it was it was it was the like the corner line. It was awesome Yeah, that's really cool. It was awesome When I moved here I had to keep all my stuff in a kitchen. It was on a bank it I know exactly that kitchen bank it you're talking. Yeah, that was not cool That was next to a washer and dryer, which was next to an oven Which was also next to refrigerator. Yep, which is also next to all of my worldly belongings Which I then Good amount of When Kevin lost weight. Uh-huh. My first pair of salvage denim. Uh-huh only pair Sure, there's things were stiff as a board. They were great. Mm-hmm. They're very well on those jeans Didn't poop himself once Would they button fly? Maybe they were gapped freak. What? I mean, I don't remember what they were that's swingers. Yeah, first of all, you're wearing my pants guy button fly jeans You were wearing them. I know you had them. I know, but you can't go out and buy button fly jeans What am I from the 70s going down to the regal beagle? Like a freak What are you doing in those things? Yeah, you can put balls out of your Dingo berries. No, buried fingers. No, what's the balls you pull out of the butt but books? No, not by the back like you don't know Uh, probably got one in my nails. He'll be ain't he'll be you're kidding Hey Sure, I like Mr. Snack You take them on the road with me easy to travel with Uh, all right, let's see here um This one's from Ben $10 homie here. You ever have to back your car up on the highway That's a bad look You see it. I would never do it I would just go to the next exit What I'm sure you have you probably didn't last week I get very scared If I miss the exit, I'm supposed to get off that I don't know what's up. So let's put everybody at day I don't know how far down I got to go I don't know how weird and dark and scary and bad this is gonna get. I mean It's not like last house on the left on a highway if I'm there and it kind of works. I'm back I'm scooching back a little bit and it right Terranon That's wild. You're dangerous You're dangerous. Oh, I'm dangerous But blood falls at him Uh, I told you I was on a mega bus one time and the guy did it. It was crazy I don't know losing your life dude on the new jersey term pike Or it might have been a china town bus everybody hang on it was dude He's everybody shut up and everybody will dude the traffic was horrible on the fucking jersey term by coming up from philly It was a greyhound if I remember correctly man that greyhound bus on philbert street or whatever And in philly he's crazy under the overpass or whatever that is it's right. I don't think so Yeah, but 10th and philbert Uh overpass there. Oh, like the convention town bus is yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, the greyhound bus station Man Fuck There's about 4,000 people there and one guy working and he ain't having it He's feeling quite all fucking off the wall questions people trying to you know Wrong tickets this that the other people just living in there the brutal uh, but Traffic was horrible and I guess he was just like I was really gonna sit in traffic like three hours or whatever He went nah fucking hops over on the fucking hops over on the shoulder and just I mean a good quarter mile just all the way back Fucking whipping work this guy was dude some ladies next lady. I don't think this is illegal. I'm like honey zip it Ain't nobody ever got shit to do today Yeah, fuck you Uh, that's trashy trashy move dangerous. You know what? I also don't like the fucking and I've done everything every you know If you're you realize your exits coming up and you do like You know like just fucking go one more like why stop and you don't do the same thing I'm not saying that you haven't but I'm also go Send it. It's a point of pride get over Safely Yeah, not all the time. It's safely. That's what I'm saying or the guy like post it up at the He's in there, you know what I mean? He just gets to that part or all his shattered glass and tires are here Jammed up if you're sitting in no man's landing. Oh man. There's a bunch of broken glass around it. That's a fucking kill spot right there That's bad news. Yeah All right, let's see here This one's from Josh 10 dollar investor never have one red. Are you garbage if you chucky cheese tokens to get shopping carts from the Audi it's the same size as a quarter so I get a free cart gentleman huh good for you. I respect it Yeah, I don't mind ripping off Aldi to be honest with you I mean, but it's a cool you're making a way with a quarter if you're stealing the cart. I still give him the quarter What are you talking quarter? I think that's silly What? I'm sorry you charge in a quarter for your cart your charger for carts What's that all about I don't know look look into that is it's like return it there's got to be something it's it can't be like a money making thing Because I just think that's nickel and diamond I understand I I would assume the American consumer German company stealing our fucking Deutsche Marx exactly that's what I'm talking about. I'm with it I don't care what you're charging for great. I assume there's some sort of like psychological behind it like return it They do you get the quarter back? Yes Yes for the quarter as a deposit and incentivize customers to return their carts to the corral I got to say that I'm okay with that. They're not charging the charging the the taxi if you don't return it It's particularly an Aldi practice Google saying That's what they do that's our family thing They're big into quarters and carts. I deal you need less employees Collecting the cart from the parking lot because people then return as I used to be a cart master myself I gotta say I'm against this you're taking away hard work and American jobs something that I Know about and care about and usually those kids, you know What It's nice to employ though. It's not they're nice people and they should they should have a job Talk about me Kind of Talking about people that usually do that kind of work me and my friends all did it. Yeah Yes, I'm gonna say no, I don't have anything to say huh. I just think you know There's a specific kind of people that that that hard workers sure that that's sure that kept those jobs A lot of people with special needs do those jobs and I think it's important that They have those jobs available. They're not muscled out by a quarter. My special need was a chicken farm for lunch every day I understand that I understand this is kind of funny I looked up how much chucky cheese tokens are and it was about five dollars for 20 tokens. So Accorder they're the same you're the same version rate Wow Yeah, cuz that's not free gets it back too. So what's the fucking difference? Yeah, this guy this guy's full of malarkey Who is it? I don't know. I think I do Josh Josh call me I got a few ideas to blow this scheme wide open. I've been dying for a chucky cheese pizza I don't know why I mean I pro when was the last time you had when you feel 100 years ago 40 years ago. Yeah, I don't even know if I fully remember it 30 years ago. I would say you're 20 probably Okay, can't remember why but somewhere around there chucky cheese party. I would presume a crazy 30 years ago. I was 20 40 years ago. I was 10 What a year ago. I was 10 years old. I'm my whole life in front of me, baby Crazy that really is this 40 years ago. I mean Right. He's really like I think I year think 40's a small number Just 40 years ago. I was 10 years old. I don't know if that's like a no relative Well, I've lived longer. I'm like towards the end of interstellar. He's young I've been over in uh, what's it called the tesseract or whatever? No, uh, ton 19 or whatever the fuck Oh, yeah, you just fucking black hole Yeah, you happen Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I guess I don't just go like I'm 40 now So that was my whole life and you're going just 40 years ago. So every second of my every memory I have you're going Oh, just that ago just like that even for me to say 30 years ago. I was 10 30 years a long time 40 years ago I don't know unless I'm a Chuck. I just I just missed the exit pulled over. Backed up got off the ramp to Foleyville It's kind of coming back to Chuck E. Cheese pizza for like nostalgia like it's on Uber Eats like you can get it Yeah, like I saw like some Instagram videos about like people ordering the Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Is that there's no Chuck E. Cheese in New York. Is there I don't know there's a couple of long. Oh, I know a guy that can look that up Me someone won't know him. Oh, why? What are you doing around here? You don't have a phone right now. Yeah I got water in it Clubs Sprite Queens there's probably one queen Hack and sack new jerseys. There's one in Long Island. Yeah, multiple in Long Island, lot of Long Island. Rockville center problem It's also one up in the South Bronx. South Bronx. South South Bronx. I ain't going up there. No shit to do You ever go to that Pellum Bay Mall up there? Pellum Bay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's not great. I feel any mall with a parking garage is bad news shady It's just you feel like you're going to get got and that's a lot of those malls out there You like it's just I grew up going to suburban mall actually value mall shut out in the shaman mall also Franklin Mills mall Yeah, parking the dry you're parking a parking on your wall. It's like an outdoor thing That's like you pulling you're like a little crack and a fucking cage. You know you get to see the sunlight the whole time Can't we got time for a cash up who don't love that cash up? You love that cash up? I love that cash up one point of that new cash App green where you get a lot of money back. Yeah, baby a new program cash app is doing cash app you trust them reliable Try cash up green get yourself started get yourself moving. 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I know I need that dog Right now you can join the millions that are already banking fee free with America's number one choice for banking Head to chime.com such garbage as chime.com such garbage sign up now. It only takes a few minutes do it Chime is a fintech not a bank banking services and chime card provided by Chimes bank partners Qualifying direct deposits required terms and limits apply go to chime.com/disclosures for details All right, let's see here. This one's from umbrow on these. That's funny. We're just talking about that $10 homie never have one red you's ever walk a bicycle up a hill because you were too fat to ride up it Fuck yeah, we'll do that when I was a kid in every other car that went by I felt embarrassed. I mean Yeah, that's dangerous You're talking about a version on the highway. It's the bicycle you can start going up a bike a bike Bike start going up a hill hill bike and you can't huff it. You start rolling backwards Whoo we We had a dangerous. We were obviously, you know, we were a pretty big bike squad for a couple of years pre-cars whatever summer riding around dirt jumps in the inside. I was one thing I don't know if you ever touch just like the dirt jumps that just existed like dirt bag generation to dirt bag generation You would find them and be like whoa These are overgrown. You have to top them off. Yeah, take you take that was like our job. We've got a fuck we found these Go back to my boys house get a shovel get a rake get a whatever, you know, and even just like spend a week cleaning them up Getting them ready building them up. It would rain whatever. That was fucking fantastic Uh, but there were some hills that like we would all just kind of get off and be like this once too It's like you're also like I'm not fucking killing myself. Yeah, I have to day in front of me. Yeah, I mean Hey, be fucking if you didn't trust your equipment that well Like I've had some bikes where I've done that try to be the big man I've started grinding up the hill and then the fucking handlebars go forward on The heavy looking fucking the heavy payload. Are you a pop of chain or something like that? Yeah brutal uh-huh man. I remember the first time that handle. I didn't know handlebars would do that to you And they just fucked me and then you're I would suck to I remember one time we rode our bikes man far before you know self whatever We were probably like at least an hour plus away in another neighborhood like we went to another whatever we're like Let's just fucking go summer day Hotty shit. Mm-hmm. I got a flat And like four other guys were like well You know We'll walk with you or whatever and then like after a while they're like later and like I'm just left me fucking Sweating my ass off in a pair of cargo shorts. You couldn't hit a gas station pump it up. It was pop like Whatever nail in it something like none I'm not I mean it's a suburb. It's not like there's like fucking gas stations that are like a bike store every two I would have fucking thrown that bike in the woods river now I just want to throw in the woods cover it up and walk back and got my mom's card Well, how I heard this thing when he taught I was like 12 years old I go back into my mind. This is how work This is when like there was I wasn't talking to a pair for another seven hours They're gone or ghost like that. He ain't picking up Yeah, shit though. Yeah, I'd I'd stash it and come back for it like the Time machine sure, but there was a thing because Danny's bike got stolen by one of the bad kids In the neighborhood that there was a thing. I think if I came home without that bike That day know they don't know where you're free. I was just checking bikes. Yeah tossing sell. Where's your bike? No, but is she a pagan? Yeah, check it for your ride. It's a patch over She's given so much three in the morning. She's looking for your bike. She's coming home. It's three in the morning So fuck she doing she is a pagan I guess Um No, but I think it would have been like you don't lean on fucking throw a What I don't even know what 200 dollar bike or whatever the fucking was who did I bike? I don't know what I had I don't know I don't know the 90s inflation rate or whatever You don't throw a bike today That's just not what That was your admins. So you just humped it all the way back to the house all the way back to my boy's house Man, I used to you slugged down. It was wild cherry Pepsi My boy had my boy we get the 30 packs of wild cherry Pepsi. I bet you were parched when you got home Me full Those legs were probably burning on the inside uh huh. They fatty probably had to sit down on his couch You probably crack open a box of cheeses and fuck the kids snacks with Fucking out of this world dude Oh, I'm gonna need about four episodes of Frazier Fucking fake this off With a becker kicker Man the day I had to know his dad sit and I grabbed a remote from his dad That you watch it During the news His paper just comes down a little bit Whoo the day I had holy shit his dad It was the loudest family his dad used to scream big guy huge guy and real new money family Uh His dad was a first first guy ever so I had a three-day hangover Did he laid on the couch Also, what's wild I was at his house for three days Why they had a big party I guess he got all fucked up He laid on the couch in his underwear They had to one of those big screen TVs that were like two feet deep like the big wooden joint You know what I mean? It's like a garage door He was looking at shit uh-huh. Yeah pull a fucking ride him over how that thing Uh, he laid there ice packs on his head Everything I get it now when I remember being like god damn the fire. I mean my dad drinks level the fuck Did he sleep there? Yeah, he didn't move dude didn't move. What was he shaking off heroin detoxing? Thank you. - That's a party. - Man, dad's in the 90s. This was whatever. - Yeah, this is probably 99. Yeah, late 90s, early 2000s. I think it turned when I was in seventh grade, maybe seventh eighth grade was 99 2000. Big year for their bags. The chronic 2001 had just dropped. - Big year for third grade. - It was, dude, for the 99 2000. I don't want to dig your baggie. - Drew, but I always had cash money records. Dre was back, cotton mouth, kinship, hacky sack was in. Skateboarding, MTV was cooking. - Mm-hmm. - Man, limp isk. You could corn, boop, boop, boop. Slipknot, you can tell it's shit. - I got you. - Ooh. Three day hangovers. - Mm-hmm. - Now I get it. If I get that fucked up and I do have, I have three days to just fucking shut it down. I'd be shutting it down. - I love three days to shut it down. I don't have three days to shut down. Three days to shut down is something else. - Man. - All right, let's see here. This is from Zach. First time, long time. Do you say coupons or coupons? I'm coupons. - Coupons. - Say? - Coupons. - Coupons. - Like the letter coupons. - Yeah, coupons. - Luke. - Coupons. - Coupons. - That's what it is. Coupons. - So it's French. - Get the epithet amologist. - Coupons. - Coupons. - Yeah. - Do you have a coupon? - Mom, do you have a coupon? - I've never understood coupons. Even when I was a cashier, it asked me, they read them to me. - Regates for the French word. - Coupons. - Whoa. - A piece cut off. - Ah. Enchanté. - Luke comes from the French word lose air. - Louis. - Ah. - Bonsoir, Michel Duke. Bonjour, Folly. Parlez-vous anglais, si vous pliez? - No. - Parlez-vous français. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Ho-ho. - I'm going to France very soon. - You are going to France very soon. - Two days in out. - So am I. - Tank job. - I'm going to Lou, cleaning them out, moving on. - I'm coming too. - No, you're not. - I'm going to be in Paris the same time you are. - When am I going? - Couple weeks. - What have you got? Couple weeks. - Yeah, time. - Now you go ahead. - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. - I'll be holding it down here. - Oh god, maybe I should cancel a little further. - Could you pay me to go to Europe now? - No, I'd go somewhere Hank. - No. - I'm going to routine dog. I'm going to rebuild routine. - You're very stoic now. - Very stoic. Very locked in, dialed in. Focused. Bang, bang, bang. Bed 11. Up, dawn. Kicking as bang. That's what I knew. - Bed 11. Up, noon. (laughing) - Breakfast out of bed two. Back in bed three. - Yeah, now. No vacations. Focused. Dialed in. Three months. Bang, bang, bang. - Cool. You go out there. You go out there and get softer. I'll be here getting harder. - Why? (laughing) - Pause. Damn, dude. (laughing) - Come back, I'll be your rock heart. - I'm waiting for you. - Edge in. - When's Kibi get back? - It attacks me in the group and shit. - Kibi, what times you're flakin' in? (laughing) - Avenge, huh? - Why? - Why? - What, you? - Okay, dude, you do whatever you want. (laughing) - Yeah. We were never a huge coupon family. - My mom was, she liked the coupon. - I think if it was like big enough, or someone got it, it was like Denise would use it. She just never, maybe just never really had that time to be dip in, you know, or whatever. But the big promotional sale she would hit heavy. We shopped at Superfresh, which I think is probably now the font. - Shouldn't be. - But they were like, to me, that was the whole food. They were like the, they were the biggest. It was most of them. - They're banging good. - They're still banging. - Yeah. - We're at everywhere. They got one in Elmhurst. - Oh, up here. - Yeah. - I haven't seen one since the one closed by us. - Superfresh. - Um. - But she would do heavy on the, they were America's choice was their brand. - That's shop right. - Isn't it? - Oh, wait, they got bought out by shop right. It says they shuttered and they liquidated in 2015. But I guess maybe they're keeping like the brand. - Maybe. - From her bottom, like, it says Acmeer shop right bottom. - Liquidated. - What's that mean? - They were in everything. - And so America's choice. Shop right might instead of carrying America's choice brand. I don't know. But that was Superfresh growing up. And we would buy all that shit. Get the 10 for 10, the two buy one get one, the three for five type things. - I never coupons, but specials. You were big on specials. - Do you remember what kind of crazy deals they would do on yogurts? - Yeah, they were 10 for 10. Man, I was, I was, I was, I mean, I was a cashier during that. - What the fuck else do you get 10 for 10 danins? They would fucking, - Dude, they would stack them. It'd be like they, it looked like a factory. They'd stack them this high on the belt. Deep, deep as the belt could go. - Right. - And those, let me tell you, you buy the six packs, right? Those danins six packs, they got edges to them. You try to put them in a plastic bag, that bag shredding. Yeah, double triple bag them thing. - Yeah. - And they're going through bags left and right. - Uh-huh. - That's good. - Fucking open up a letter with those things. - Yeah. - That was a bin. - 10 for 10 yogurts. - That was my best stone, dude. That shit was crazy. - Yo play, lay yogurt, all kinds of stuff. The French shit with the fucking just foil top. I used to fucking crush them. - Love the fucking yogurts. Back in the day. - Uh-huh. - Now it's all a Greek shit. - Which I dig, but you missed the old school stuff. You know? - Yeah, you're an old school guy. - I'm an old school guy. - That's what I think of when I think of you. - Yeah, old school. - I'm not a fruit on the bottom kind of guy. I like it all mixed in. Banana's in strawberry. - You're a fruit in the bedroom kind of guy. - Blueberry, sure. I'm bringing a little exotic fruit, dragon fruit, pineapple. - You like tricks? - I like tricks. - Yeah, the yogurts. - No, I missed all that stuff. - Really? - Yeah, that's you, dude. - It's cool. - It's cool, man. I'm not hating on you. - Well, is it for your tricks or for kids? Obviously. - Yeah. - Do I like tricks? - Do I like tricks? - No. - I mean, yeah. - You like tricks, right? - No. - Actually, you like the cereal. - It's cereal. - You're fucking stupid. - That shit was a whack. - It was whack when they started making it, when they make it shaped like fruits. It used to be just round balls. Then they were banging. They were delicious. Then they fucked it up. Like they fuck up everything. Once Cobain died. Here we are. What? Huh? That shit about me at night. - They're really going after top race. This is out of bananas. Tricks. Whoo, man. I have to write a few apology letters after this one. - Yeah. Yeah. - All right. Let's see. This is from Jared, $10 homie. Is it garbage that your mom at the kitchen table divides up your grandfather's ashes out amongst the siblings with the kitchen spoon and Ziploc bags? That's fucking crazy. There's got to be a more proper way to do that. - I would assume. Yeah. - Oh, but what would it be then? - I think you probably have the place that does it do it. - Let's say that doesn't happen. Yeah. You got to kind of spoon it. - I mean, I think at least got to take that shit to the garage. I think you got to throw on some gloves. I think you got to get some decent receptacles where the thing isn't there, where the plastic bag isn't there. Because I have some of my dads and it's in a plastic bag in a thing. I open it all the time. - And we're back. - I keep something in there. I open it to make sure it's in there. - Would somebody steal it? Why wouldn't it be in there? - It's because I'm crazy. - I like just like the check. - Okay. - Yeah. - Okay. - He's just in a bag. He's in a plastic bag. It's weird. I don't even know if that's him. - Sure. - What are you gonna say? - I'm gonna pull out of this conversation. I'm gonna put my producer out over a second. And pull the yolk up on this. And Luke. - You can't do that shit. The kitchen, that's human waste or whatever it is. - You can't be whacking that up there. - For me. - It's not a fucking kilo. - He threw this to his shelf. - Take another plug. - Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's wild. - Wild. - Yeah. - But, yeah. - Yes, wild. I don't know. Not many people in my family were ever cremated. Or a body family. - You are a body family. I respect it. We've always been a body family, too. I didn't know anybody could start getting cremated until shit 10, 15 years ago. I think everybody was being cremated. - 'Cause you always had to go through that fucking thing. - Fuck, I'm gonna be there. - That's all I know. - Nobody ever looks right. - Now, where are we talking about on air? Should tan 'em. - Hey, we were talking about it. - Why not tan 'em a little bit? - Hit 'em with a spray. - Well, spray tally with tans. - Yeah. I think girls in the community got him in a boot. Dominic and radio playing. When I was in like third grade, my dad told me he wanted to be maybe like not like I was like seven or eight. He told me my cousin and my brother were all driving into the city. They wanted to be cremated if we all started crying. What? Not now. He fucking pussies. Nah. What do you tell him? You still cry? What are you talking about? He's calling a seven year old kid a pussy. Yeah, that had a freaking. My cousin asked the question and he was like, I shouldn't have asked it, I'm so sorry. They're all puking out the window. Well, he asked, he asked, my cousin was, I think, you know, someone had just died and my cousin was like, Uncle Loot, you want to be cremated? Do you want to be cremated or what? And he's like, I want to be cremated and then my brother started going and then I went and then my cousin was just, I ruined everything. What'd your dad say? Shut up! Nah, this just turns the radio up real loud. It's corn's playing. Bumbaka, bumba, bumbaka, bumbaka, bumbaka, I'm just the freak going to the league. As you're driving into the city, my camera gets further away. Turns off the bridge. Bumbaka, bumba, bumbaka, bumbaka, bumbaka, I remember I asked my dad if he was an organ and I just had a suit and I never told you that because I'm an organ donor. During the night, he said, nobody wants something. He gave him the wolves and he had the vultures to pick over whatever it's left. Feed me the fucking prairie dogs at this. Shot me up and feed me to the pool. There's a big campaign. Can't take a libra that big. You're going to make some rhino real happy. Come on. What's up? I'm looping the outdoor booze. Outdoor booze. We're going to field dress up fully. He's working at the plane flying over. Shit. Got to make sure this one's not toxic. That was a big campaign in the 90s for yeah, organ donation and I just assumed, you know what I mean? I never really ever thought anything about it. I was like, Dad, are you an organ donor? He's like, nah. And I'm like, what why? And his response was something along the lines of, I don't like that. And I was just like, I like pressure to make you know, you know, when like someone doesn't really have it, it's just like a feeling. They don't really. And because I don't know, man, I came into this with all my stuff, I'm leaving with all my stuff. I was like, all right, fair enough. Oh, I think I worry about if I do that, then get cream it and maybe like a back drafter in me or something like that. What? I donate all my organs and then they, then they, then they, you donate them to science or to somebody. Science is a good idea, let them study my brain. Hey, it was fat. Oh, it got so flat. Yeah, no to help somebody, but like, yeah, like a pure oxygen pocket in you. Yeah. Yeah. It burns down the cream. Don't worry. Yeah, something. I don't know. Catch your back draft. Keep saying that. But you said you don't know what you mean. Cause there'll be a cavity in me. There'll be a hole. And so, you know, like pops open. Mm-hmm. I want burnt right and cook well. I don't want to piece of pizza bubbles on me. Look at, they're going to be ash. Eventually, when I want a nice slow cook, oh and slow. Do you, do you want to be cremated or no? You fuck yeah. Okay. Yeah. You had that written down anywhere? No. Okay. Am I the executor of this? What do you mean? I mean, I would be running point on all this. I think my brother would, if it's not going to happen now. Yeah. Yeah. I just told him what I'm telling you. Well, it's documented. I'm sure you guys have a good deal. Let's make our videos right now. Some other fuckers. I just thought you can kill me, huh? Jokes on you. There's a bomb in the building. I told you fuckers, I don't have to laugh. I got, I got like red wire and I'm wrapping up around my hand. Hey, if you look under your seat, that's what we call. C4. Let me see the baby. Bring the baby close to the camera. We got to wrap it up. Act your act. Gang, we love you to death. We'll see you next week. Peace.