Top 5 New Nicknames For Maserati Marv | Postgame Show (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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The next closest quarterback has 20, and he's got 28. He's got 28 interceptions. Only Geno Smith has more. He is reckless. He makes a lot of mistakes. And in the sport, you really can't turn the ball over like that anymore. All of it is real good timing with the new contract that he received. Juju, do you have any bonus observations to put on top of my way too many observations? Yes, sir, man. First off, NFL replay assist is a scam. I think the whole situation. Yes, sir. Salute, man. Brother, why do I have to waste my challenge to review it, but Patrick Mahomes just sit over there and walk back to the bench and keep doing this, and they review it on their own? I don't get this. What's the rules? Put something in place. Zaz, what say you? Juju is so spot on. I am at the point. I have no idea when you can challenge, when they do the review, and you don't have to use your challenge. I don't know what's going on with the replays anymore. They do it well in college. Exactly, brother. We're in agreement on that. Well, there are no coaches' challenges in college. It's like the referees are going to review stuff, but in the pros, I have no idea what requires you to actually challenge. Well, but it's pretty silly, though, is it not? It's pretty silly to have this done differently in college and in the NFL, but have it obviously be better in college. It doesn't slow the games down so much that they're not doing it correctly in college. How could they be doing it better in college than they are in the most lucrative sports league that's ever existed in the history of Earth? Like, how could they be doing it better in college than they are in the most lucrative sports league that's ever existed in the history of Earth? How is there more transparency when I'm seeing what it is that they're talking about in college than in the NFL? How is that possible? Juju, do you have a top five list for us? Yes, sir. I definitely do, man. Salute to all my brothers and sisters and everybody who just drafted and took a chance on my brother, Maserati Marvin Harrison, this year, brother. And guess what? We all are losers for doing so. So I got a top five list. I got a top five list of new nicknames that we should call Maserati Marv. Uh-oh. You got to be careful making fun of him because of his dad. Yes, sir. Salute to his dad. You're the only one bringing up his dad. I didn't say that. Exactly. Salute to my daddy, too. We ready. But look, number five, Minivan Marv. I'm talking about zeros across the board to Tony Snailway, man. Number four. They're comfortable, but still not a Masi. Number three, Mazda Marv. Salute. Number two, Miata Marv. And the number one new nickname for Maserati Marv, Motor Scooter Marv. How is it possible that he's not an impact receiver? Salute. Someone make sense of that for me, please? Anybody? He sucks. Okay. Very good. Let's update the polls at Levitard Show. I'm sorry, Dan. I didn't want. But sometimes the best way to say it is just with two words. He sucks. He's slow, though. He wasn't in college. He was faster than everybody else in college. When everybody else got faster, he got slower. That means you're not really that fast. Gus Johnson needs to wrap an arm around the shoulder and say, young fella, ha-ha. Put an arm up. That was. He did him dirty. At Levitard Show. He did him dirty by giving him that nickname? He did him dirty. The reason why we all have this inflated sense of Marvin Harrison Jr. is because of Maserati Marv. He was drafted in the first round. Ha-ha! At Levitard Show, on the polls. Over the middle! If you want to vote on any of the polls, you can do so at any time. At Levitard Show, Juju, update us on the polls, please. Are the Carolina Panthers okay? 80% of the audience says, yes, they are. Oh, shit. It's calling a tight end, an old rusty truck, a compliment. 73% of the audience says, yes, it is. Oh, shit. Are we still making tides? 74% of the audience says, no, we are not. Oh, shit. Who's the most famous of the tides? If you had to go. If you had to go with any tide, because I immediately go to Breaking Bad. Ooh. A fictional character. Wow. But of the famous tides. Stottlemeyer. Stottlemeyer. I wasn't even doing sports. I'm just telling you all time. You got all time tides to choose from. McShay's up there, just because of Kuiper. Yeah. Chuck? Yeah. Richard? I was calling you a dick. How should? That's what I was doing. Mary Todd Lincoln? How should it be pronounced? A-chain or A-chan? 69% of the audience says A-chan. Oh, shit. E-T-N or A-chan? 70% of the audience says E-T-N. Oh, shit. It is amazing that that happened. It is amazing. Do you realize I've been listening to it? I've been listening to this NFL football for a long time. The fact that the $375 million guy is so relaxed in the booth that he just lets that fly is a little bit amazing. It really is. Oh, shit. And it's the most human he's ever been. And most relatable he's ever been. Like, all of us had the same reaction to seeing that happen to Jaden Daniels. Oh, shit. Does anyone tune into football to watch the kicker? 79% of the audience says no. And last poll, shit. Do you know who Rip Van Winkle is? 63% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls. Oh, no. What's his deal? What does he do? What do you do? He just sleeps for a long time. He's famous for sleeping. He's a striker for the Dutch. What's he done? Thank you. Good night, everybody.