Too Neurotic For the Manosphere | Vile And Horrendous Episode 9 | Joe DeRosa

- For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around, lemon-forward sodas, even lemon-forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them, and squeezed out the truth. ♪ All hail the lemon ♪ - That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7UP is fighting back with their new lime-lemon soda. Join the 7Uprising, flip the sip. ♪ All hail the lemon ♪ - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Hey, welcome back, welcome back to Vile & Horrendous. I believe this is episode, what, nine? - Yes, sir. - How, who thought it would last this long? - I thought we'd get this far. - Many commenters would disagree with you. But here we are. - Yeah, fuck 'em. - I'm your host, the Vile & Horrendous, Joe DeRosa. Folks, let's just jump right into it. Look, we've got a returning guest on the show today, one of our old friends, back in the house today. Throw the pick up, guess who's back? Dog piss in the elevator, in my building, back again. This calls back to the first episode of the show. Here we are, a mere nine episodes later. And the dog pisses back. I do want to make note, it has returned prior to this. But seeing it now a second time in that span, I thought it was worth documenting and showing to all of you. This is the world we're living in. You can't go two weeks without a grown-up who owns their own condo in a unit owned condo. Or a tenant-owning building, meaning everybody in my building owns their place. This is the pride people take place, or partake in in their homes, is letting their dogs piss in an elevator, and then leaving it there. Incredible. Incredible. You can pull the pick down. I've seen enough of it. That's the old pick. That's from back in the day. That was when there was piss in three places. Just for the people who haven't seen it. Yeah. That was from episode one. There was three areas of piss, which means the dog moved around while pissing. Go back to the other pick from today. This new pick, dog managed to keep it in one place. But in both picks, the piss remains. And that's the problem, is people let their dogs piss in the elevator, and they leave it there. Now, you know, I don't need to beat a dead horse here, because we've already covered this. But my point is, is like, look, I get it. Sometimes your dog has an accident, sure. The fact that this accident is happening consistently in my building makes it think it's not really an accident. It's more owner negligence. But hey, let's go benefit of the doubt. Let's just say there's a dog. Let's go best case scenario. There's a dog in the building with a bladder issue. It is very sad. The dog maybe has cancer or some other illness. It cannot control its bowels. It tries its best, and it just can't do it. That is best case scenario. Worst case scenario for that sick dog. But best case scenario as far as people not being gross goes. Clean it the fuck up. Unreal. It's unreal. It's like, if I had a condition where I pissed myself, and I didn't change my pants, you know what I mean? I don't mean regular incontinence where you got to wear Depends or whatever. I mean, if I had like some rare condition, let's just say, this is what this is the equivalent of. Because the dog doesn't know to clean it up, OK? The owner does. So you got to look at this as a situation where a thing is generating piss, OK? It can't be stopped. But there's someone present that knows better and that it should be cleaned up. So let's just say I had a condition where Depends won't work, whatever. I have acid piss. It burns right through to Depends, whatever it is. I wet my fucking pants, and I just leave it. Let's go a step further. Forget my pants. Let's say I have a condition where I black out. It's almost like a narcolepsy thing. OK. OK. I black out uncontrollably, pull my dick out, and piss wherever I'm standing. And then I come to, and I go, ooh, what happened? You did your piss thing again. You just pissed all over the dining room floor. I would clean it the fuck up. I can't wrap my fucking head around this. And for anybody thinking like, well, maybe they-- I might have said this on the last one. Maybe they came back and cleaned up. They don't. It's there all day. Literally, until I call the building and say, can you please send somebody to clean it? So other people are encountering this and not calling about it, ever, ever, every single time. I am not exaggerating. Every single time I call the building and say there's dog piss in the elevator, no matter how long I wait to call between encountering the piss and making that call, it is the first the building is hearing about it. We can't live like this, people. We can't all be OK. We can't all be OK with piss. It's just not all right. I don't know what it is, man. I don't know what it is about an elevator in an apartment building. Elevators make people act like fucking idiots. Idiots. When I was living in New York, sorry, I have some sort of bug bites all over me. Because you can't go outside in Texas. Let's talk about that. You can't go outside in Texas. You're bit by unidentifiable bugs constantly. It's 98 fucking degrees all day. I feel like I'm living in COVID again. I pace around my apartment all day with my thoughts going, there's dog piss in the elevator. There's dog piss in the elevator. Going crazy. And I go, I got to get out. I got to take a walk and just take a break. I can't. It's 101 outside. I'm going to have a fucking heat stroke. It's COVID. I'm living COVID all over again. I'm isolated and quarantined. It's COVID. It's COVID. Oh my God. Insects in the city. Look at these fucking bugs they have down here. Does that say car flies? It's a cat flea. Cat fleas. So a flea? Yeah. Is there different types of fleas for different types of pets? I mean, I would assume so if there's a cat flea. I think it's, I don't know. I think a flea is a flea. That's what I say. What's the one in the middle? It's a common bed bug. This is Austin? Yeah. I don't have bed bugs. Let me be very clear about that. I think these are just mosquito bites. I think this is just like a list of like just things that you could find. The worst bugs down here are the chiggers. And yes, that name makes me very uncomfortable. But that's what they're called. If you- It's true. You walk in tall grass down here, you get a chigger attack. Dude, look at that. That happened to me two years ago. Or three years ago. That happened to me. It's awful. Oh my God. It's so gross. Anyway. Oh, I had another elevator story I wanted to tell. This is, I was going to say, elevators for some reason make people act like dickheads. When I lived in New York, the last building I was in, it was six stories and it was one apartment per floor. Oh my God. This made me fucking furious. I lived on the top of the sixth floor, not to brag. One day there was a sign in the elevator. Somebody's kid had written it because it was done in like crayon with like, the kid did a, you know, the way a kid makes a sign, there's a lot of trim and horse shit because the kid's a fucking moron and thinks people care. Anyway, there's a sign and it says, "If you live on a high floor, when you get to your floor, hit one when you get out of the elevator to send it back downstairs." It's a courtesy. I mean, it's so simple to do. I wanted this kid to fall off his fucking bike when I saw this sign. You know what? I shouldn't blame the kid. I blame the parent. Could you imagine being that passive aggressive? Could you imagine being that passive aggressive that as the parent, you can't just write a sign that says, "Respect. respectfully. Hey guys, not to be annoying, but Do me a favor when you, if you're on like the fifth and sixth floors, can you just hit one and send the elevator back down? Because apparently it's fucking excruciating to have to wait four or five floors for an elevator to descend. Oh my God. You want to talk about the fucking privilege in this country. This is what the guy's complaining about. I got to wait six floors when I'm on the first floor. It's torturous. Anyway, instead of just copping to his own bullshit that this guy doesn't want to wait for an elevator, he has his kid do a cute passive aggressive sign. I fucking, not only did I not send it back down, when I'd get down to the first floor, I'd send it back up. The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top. Sending lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first. 7up, flip the sip. This Labor Day at Lowe's. Get up to 45% off select major appliances. Plus, deals on select materials and tools to keep the job moving. Right now, get a free DeWalt 20-volt max battery 2-pack. When you buy a select DeWalt 20-volt max tool. At Lowe's, we have what you need to keep your job moving. Valid through 9-13. While supplies last. Selection varies by location. See Lowe's.com for more details. I'd send it back to the sixth floor. Oh my God. I'm telling you, there's a thing with elevators that makes people crazy. I'm in a real not great mood today. I just found out the car I got has a safety recall on it. What kind of safety recall? One that has required a class action lawsuit against the company. Where apparently the car can catch on fire. Even when it's turned off. That recall. I mean, how long have you had it? The recall dropped the day after I bought it. Now, to the dealership's credit, they're being extraordinarily accommodating. And they're like, look, you can, you can. They actually often, they go, you can have your old car back if you want. Which is nuts. And they're like, or we'll give you a loaner until it can get fixed or whatever. They also were like, dude, and, and the dealership I bought it from is not the manufacturer of the car. So I know it's not a dealership trying to cover for its own brand. They were like, look, dude, this is affecting 1.1 million vehicles. There's been a report of 50 of them actually having the issue over a four year recall. The recall just came out. But it is. It's a recall affecting vehicles from 2021 through 2025. So it's a four year recall. In four years, 1.1 and change million vehicles that need the recall. 50 or 54, I think it was, were actually affected. And to what degree they were affected, I don't know. They tell you the signs that something might be wrong. The vehicle is not exhibiting any of those signs. It will probably. Be fine until I can get the recall done. But it's just not great. You just sometimes feel like the universe is fucking with you. You're in an elevator. Standing in piss. And then you walk in the house and you get the message that the vehicle you just purchased has this safety recall on it. Anyway, folks, what is the ultimate point I'm driving at with all this? I'm still driving. I'm still drinking. I know last episode I talked about how I'm trying to. Not this week. Should we get the Jack Daniels out there? No, because it's 1.30 p.m. And I have to be on stage tonight at midnight. But I tell you, if it wasn't for that, I'd be beelining right out of here to a fucking bar right now. Oh, my God. Oh. Guess who's going to drink Jack Daniels? After his show tonight. Take a guess. Guess what his name is. Joe? Yeah. You're right. And speaking of you're right, this is you're wrong. Folks, I want to talk about maxing in today's you're wrong. I want to talk about maxing. Maxing. All the kids are maxing. First off. I live under a rock. OK. I thought the term maxing was a week old. I was about a week old. Then I looked it up. Turns out it's been out since the 2010s. And this is how I know I'm not supposed to be alive anymore. I'm just completely out of touch with everything current. I am completely out of touch with everything current. If you want to know a surefire way to know that you're getting old. Here's what it is. It's when everything you ever see or hear you think is brand new. Once that starts happening, it's over. And that happens to me constantly now. That's how I know death is coming. I'm serious. It's everything. I'll see an actor get nominated for like an award. And I'm like, oh, who's this baby face? Getting nominated fresh out of the gate. Somebody will be like, he's been on a. Massively popular Hulu show for nine years. Like, oh, really? Good for him. Musicians. I'll hear a song and be like, wow, this lady is good. Let me subscribe to her Instagram and support a rookie artist. I go to the profile. 4.5 million followers. Six platinum albums. Like, I don't know anything going on anymore. I know nothing going on. So here's the thing. If I can't keep up with current entertainers. And I'm a member of the entertainment business. I definitely can't keep up with the current internet slang. That's forget it. That's a hopeless cause. Okay. So, um, what are you going to do? I'll tell you what I can do. I can immediately be annoyed by all of this slang as soon as I hear it, which is what happened with maxing. I've been hearing maxing for a couple of weeks. It has annoyed me from the jump. I can't, it just annoys me anyway. Let's. So let's get back to it. Let's get back to maxing. Maxing sucks. It sucks. I've done my research. I know maxing started, uh, in the manosphere, which I, I think I'm technically a member of. I believe I'm part of the manosphere. I believe, uh, just living in Texas means you are in the manosphere. You could be a 48 year old straight male like me or a 98. You're old lesbian woman. It doesn't matter. You are in the manosphere here in Austin, Texas. Oh, wow. Hold on. AI interview. Look at this. No, or overview, not interview. No comedian. Jota Rosa is not considered part of the manosphere while he frequently performs at comedy clubs like the comedy mothership in Austin, Texas, and regularly regularly appears on popular podcasts with that within that broader comedy ecosystem. I've never heard it referred to like that. His content is distinct. From online red pillar manosphere influencers. DeRosa is known in the standup scene for his neurotic, cynical, and self-deprecating comedy. That's all true. His podcast appearances often focus on personal anecdotes, mental health, emotional struggles, rather than pushing ideological manosphere content. Well, hey, there's some good news today. Even the manosphere is like, you're too much of a pussy. We don't want you. Get over there in the, in the neurosphere. That's what I should be in the neurosphere. It's for neurotic men. Get over into the neurosphere. You're all worried about your glasses. Does this, does this look cancerous? That's what we do. Let's start that. That'd be a great podcast. The anti, not anti manosphere, like where we attack the manosphere. We're just men that are the opposite. All right. Hold on. Let me get back to maxing. Okay. Maxing. Maxing started in the manosphere, uh, with, uh, looks maxing. Uh, so it was the thing that most sane people hated. Uh, but now it's spilled over into the mainstream and is being overused by everybody. How do I know it's being overused by everybody? Because I've heard of it. Given what I just admitted about myself, it should be obvious that once I hear about something, it is played out. It doesn't hit my ears until it's done. Okay. So here's my problem. with the maxing concept my problem with the concept isn't what it was born from I don't give a fuck that it was born in the man I was I don't care about any of that okay my problem with it is that it reflects a real issue people have in this country with being the best doing the most reaching the top and pushing the limit can everybody please just chill the fuck out chill the fuck out why isn't good good enough anymore in fact great isn't even good enough anymore everything has to be excellent or amazing or phenomenal and it drives me fucking crazy and by the way let me be clear I'm not saying we shouldn't be trying okay but for Christ's sakes everybody everything isn't a competition everything isn't a competition I saw a video the other day on Instagram where a catering company they were like out on the lawn and there's a bunch of picnic tables they had all these lobsters they were bragging about lobster maxing you don't get to flex about a clam bake that's not a flex I'm sorry clam bake not a flex you don't get to do it can we go back to quiet quitting please can we go what happened to quiet quitting wasn't that happening like a month ago and it was annoying I get it I know why it was annoying but at least people were reveling in being lazy I can relate to that I can relate to it the only reason I found quiet quitting irritating was because it was passive-aggressive all right actually this is funny quitting is the one area where I support maxing go big or go home all right show up to the office drunk call your boss a cocksucker piss in the trash can or the elevator and steal the coffee machine on your way out the door go big max when you're quitting all right and I'll tell you what the guy that does that I like him way more than the guy that's trying to do his best at his job which brings me to job maxing job maxing is the latest or at least one of the latest in the maxing trends it involves networking using AI tools and upskilling upskilling only in this stupid fucking modern culture could we have come up with a term like upskilling to rapidly skill isn't enough skill that that word says it all skill no we got to be upskilling these fucking morons anyway you do all this it you use AI tools you network and you upskill to rapidly increase your earning potential because that's what the meaning of life is and success these people selling the same dickheads I went to high school with that cared about sports trophies and extra credit there are a bunch of fucking dorks they're a bunch of fucking dorks and I got to be honest with you people I've never been a big fan of achievement I never enjoyed it I once I never I never once looked up there and thought how do I get up there to that level how do I get up no no no no I like failure I like seeing others slide down down to wear my level the Illuminati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit 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because maxing is apparently most because maxing is apparently most because maxing is apparently most popular amongst 12 to 25 year olds so popular amongst 12 to 25 year olds so popular amongst 12 to 25 year olds so Gen Z and Gen Alpha those are the kids Gen Z and Gen Alpha those are the kids Gen Z and Gen Alpha those are the kids that love maxing the most kids chill the that love maxing the most kids chill the that love maxing the most kids chill the fuck out you shouldn't be worried about fuck out you shouldn't be worried about fuck out you shouldn't be worried about taking anything to the extreme yet at taking anything to the extreme yet at taking anything to the extreme yet at all at all can you imagine a 13 year old all at all can you imagine a 13 year old all at all can you imagine a 13 year old that fuck it can you imagine a 22 year that fuck it can you imagine a 22 year that fuck it can you imagine a 22 year old that's obsessed with personal growth old that's obsessed with personal growth old that's obsessed with personal growth over weed porn and video games what are over weed porn and video games what are over weed porn and video games what are we doing what are we doing to our youth we doing what are we doing to our youth we doing what are we doing to our youth a high school or college should be a high school or college should be a high school or college should be filled with mostly losers okay they filled with mostly losers okay they filled with mostly losers okay they should smell they should be ugly they should smell they should be ugly they should smell they should be ugly they should be dumb and they should be broke should be dumb and they should be broke should be dumb and they should be broke because it's called being a fucking kid because it's called being a fucking kid because it's called being a fucking kid all right imagine walking imagine this all right imagine walking imagine this all right imagine walking imagine this just imagine this for a second imagine just imagine this for a second imagine just imagine this for a second imagine this imagine walking into a high school this imagine walking into a high school this imagine walking into a high school or college building and seeing a bunch of kids like really functioning and excelling and exceeding. If I saw that, I would think it was like Village of the Damned or Children of the Corn or something. I'd be like, we got to get out of here. These kids are about to murder all the elders. That's what's coming. It's weird. It's fucking weird. And trust me when I tell you, kids maxing is a new thing. It is. It's not history repeating itself under a different name. All right. It's not. In fact, it's the exact opposite because when I was the age of these kids, we used the term maxing. We actually used the term maxing and back then it literally meant relaxing. Maxing and relaxing. That was the term as in the lyric from the theme from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Maxing. Maxing. Back then, the poem. The polar opposite of what it means today. And do you know why? Do you know why? Because we were kids trying to fuck off, not succeed. Success is for suckers. Failure is for kids and cool people. Side note, I'd like to highlight retard maxing. Retard maxing, which although I don't approve of the name, it's a type of maxing. I don't approve of the name, but it is about lowering your standards and ignoring the need to max. It's a type of maxing. I can get on board with that, okay? But let's get a new name for it. How about non-maxing? That's a good name. Non-maxing. I think that works. Non-maxing, yes, because fuck actual maxing. Fuck looks maxing. Fuck health maxing. Fuck mind maxing. Definitely fuck lobster maxing. Fuck money maxing. Fuck whimsy maxing. Whatever the fuck that is. And extra fuck status maxing. You know why? Because none of these terms mean anything or have any purpose other than to fuel a twisted American notion that if you're not the best in the room, it can only mean you're the worst. People, look presentable, live healthy, nourish your brain, make a living, be joyous, and have people you love. That's it. It's kind of simple, which is the opposite. Of maxing. All right, let's move on to what a world! Okay, you can shrink that screen now. Ow, that pinched me in the side. All right, this first one is theft maxing. Are you kidding? Are you joking? No. Oh, amazing. Company linked to Lego scandal to repay family shuts down store. Okay, you know what? This is good, because people have been emailing me about this Lego scandal, and I haven't really looked it up yet. Can you throw the headline up? Yeah. Okay, company linked to Lego scandal to repay family shuts down store. Okay, let's get a little context here. Franchise owners cut ties over viral back foot. Okay, Briggs, sorry, Bricks and Mind, what the fuck? Mini-Figs. Jesus Christ. Bricks and Mini-Figs. I'm retard maxing. It's okay. Bricks and Mini-Figs has offered to repay the family behind the missing Lego collection. Okay, so I guess they lost their Lego collection. Closed the Oregon store involved in the scandal. CEO announced in a now-deleted blog post that he's reached out to Brian Manziel to make a deal. I guess Brian Manziel is the family. The situation began when Manziel said he entered into a consignment agreement. Yeah, that's what I assume this was. Yeah. To sell his family's Star Wars Lego collection worth $200,000. Jesus Christ. The agreement was that the store would sell the items for collection, split the proceeds. Yep. Any unsold inventory would remain with Manziel. Uh-huh. At the time, Salem Franchise was owned by Benjamin Gorman and Crystal Law. Okay, when Manziel returned in 2024 to check on the collection status, he learned the store was under the control of Veston Johnson. Okay, His store was sold. At that point, Manziel asked for his property back. didn't have it holy shit okay so the store has closed yeah it's a franchise oh yeah yeah they're all over the place yeah brits bricks and minifigs who hasn't heard of bricks and they're right up there with mcdonald's yeah sure all over the place um are they going to honor so wait go back to the headline now they said they pay them back but now the school yeah so the the company shut down the store that was behind the theft and they were going to repay the family yeah and they've kind of disavowed that location so now they've shut down the store are they not going to repay the family uh they will repay the family in some sort of way oh well then that's nice hey then they're doing the right thing yeah but i guess it was like a really big deal for a little while because i mean two hundred thousand dollars worth of legos was gone yeah youtuber was involved and it's it's a big deal it's not like your car having a fire recall on it but yeah sure sorry this guy's toys went missing for 10 minutes as he walks away with a hundred grand uh look yeah it's you know it's um it's it's it sucks uh you know i'm joking something like this sucks i would have been furious if i was manziel uh but if they are paying this guy at least a hundred grand that's kind of all you can ask for right there's some unreleased stuff that's coming out soon where they said that i threatened to burn down the building bomb the building shoot everyone inside says schneider i sent the police all the raw footage of all my interactions with the ceo so they could clearly see they saw that i never made these threats and they're still charging me for it anyways this is the youtuber that uh the guy that gave the collection to the store got involved with like he heard about the story and he started getting involved with what was going on and he got himself into some legal trouble with them too because of what he was allegedly doing well you know look i got no sympathy for the youtuber all right he's got nothing to do with this manziel guy as far as i can see correct uh no he was just somebody that yeah so he's he sees interest in the story and what he just became interested in the story yeah so he gave yeah so this is what i was talking about a few episodes too ago every fucking guy with a youtube channel thinks he's a reporter now so this kid fucking swoops in and he's gonna crack the case and get to the bottom of it so he probably went in hit a level of harassment where he was repeatedly going in the store and you should not be making allegations about about uh leave that highlighted about uh you should not be accusing people of things they didn't do obviously or making up fake threats or anything like that like the store did against this kid i don't agree with that okay but this kid whose nickname is reckless or known online as reckless ben started creating uh videos about the situation on manziel's behalf accusing bricks and minifigs franchise of stealing so this kid jumps in he puts his big fucking stupid face in the middle of something that doesn't fucking uh involve him which is what everybody fucking does now and now now he gets clicks he gets clicks it's so funny dude is that him apparently i swear to god i didn't know what he looked like i almost said his big stupid nose and i was like i don't know if he's got a big nose i should have just said it i would have been spot on this kid's a fucking idiot some kid dressed like a magician can you imagine this kid's coming in your store every day oh my god if this kid even said hello to me i also would accuse him of making threats and saying he threatened to burn my place down anyway watch out we better be careful reckless ben might come on down to ymh with a story to crack all right let's go to the next one i hope manziel gets his money yeah that's all that matters i'm sure i'm gonna get something at some point um so next one we've got air canada pilot charged after allegedly flying without a proper license between 2009 and 2025 how does this happen how does this happen you know what i'm gonna do something we've never done before ready ready go for it ladies and gentlemen we're jumping out of water world and we're jumping into the flight log all right this is a flight log i missed this story air canada pilot charged after allegedly flying without a proper license between 2009 and 2025 look the headline says it all okay there's not much more for us to delve into past this headline but i will tell you this this headline in and of itself is indicative that these airlines don't give a flying fuck about your safety they do not care about your safety or your well-being the fact that something like this could even theoretically go overlooked by an airline is so batshit it is so batshit there is no excuse on planet earth unless this guy was somehow magically forging a license that could pass as a pilot's license but we'll delve in and let's see if i'm wrong jeffrey wall of brary ontario is alleged alleged to have operated no he did it uh as an airline captain between 2009 and 2025 16 fucking years without a license to fly large commercial passenger planes what a scumbag police said he piloted more than 900 flights domestically and internationally without the required license air canada confirmed that one of its pilots held a valid commercial pilot license but was promoted to captain without the required airline transport pilot license well who the fuck who the fuck's fucking with me i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna lie to you who's fault is that air canada who's fault where's the part where air canada goes we fucked up this is similar to a doctor that is licensed to practice family medicine but is doing brain surgery in their office says deputy police chief nick milanovic alleged uh who also alleged that 59 year old wall the pilot has been flying for years misrepresent representing himself in his credentials to his employees and he's been flying for years and he's been flying for years and he's been employer, and railer. Don't let Air Canada off the hook with this. This guy is a dickhead, yes. Air Canada is off, that is crazy that they didn't do their due diligence. That is crazy. Come on, guys. Scroll down. I want to see if Air Canada gets any blame whatsoever. Airline pilot was removed from active duty, of course. Police said anomalies were detected in a documentation check. Oh, yeah. Anomalies. Safety was not compromised by this incident because all pilots at Air Canada undergo mandatory recurrent training every six months to validate their flying competency, including flight check and certified transport. Well, guys, you think part of that six-month check might be, I don't know, looking at their fucking license? I love that. Safety wasn't compromised. Yeah, according to who? Air Canada? Then why is the guy in trouble? What's the problem? The fucking chief of police said this is the equivalent to a general practitioner doing brain surgery in his office. The chief of police said that, and now Air Canada is going to say safety wasn't compromised? Well, these two things don't quite add up, do they? Un-fucking-believable. There's another interesting little twist at the end of the article, too. Take me to it, because I'm about to have a stroke. Let's push me over the edge. Police also say the accused filed a false report to police about allegedly stolen pilot documentation. Wait, what? So I guess apparently the pilot involved in this said that his documentation was stolen and reported to the police, so now he's in more trouble. So, oh, he, oh, I see. He's saying his license was stolen. Yeah. Okay, so you know what that is? He thought that, he was like, the hammer's about to drop. I've gotten away with this for way too long. I can't cop to it now because I'm clearly guilty. I'm going to report that my license was stolen and hope that they buy that so I don't get in trouble when they find out I don't have a license. That was his only hope. That was a Hail Mary to try to get out of it. Transport Minister Steve McKinnon. Transport Minister? Fuck off, Canada. Fuck off. Fuck off. Said the federal government would review the case and ensure improvements. I'm gratified that we were able to detect this issue and get it dealt with. Well, why are you grateful, Steve? There was no, nobody was ever in danger, so what's the big deal? Despite the lengthy alleged fraud, he said the system to detect such issues had worked. No, it didn't! No, it didn't! All right, I'm done. I'm done today. I'm done. We're out of here. I'm going to have a stroke. I got to go. I got to go. I love you all. Thank you to the pussy hounds in the booth. And thank you all for watching. Please subscribe, like, all that crap. You can find us at Joe DeRosa on YouTube. You can find me at Joe DeRosa. I'm sorry. You can find us at Joe DeRosa Comedy on YouTube. You can find me also at Joe DeRosa Comedy on Instagram. Thank you to YMH. Thanks for having us. 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