209: Todd Chrisley Has No Filter (feat. Todd Chrisley)

Welcome to Unlocked with Savannah Chrisley and me. Okay, well, I guess this is how we're starting off this week's episode. But I'm here. I thought I was hosting. You have two other podcasts. This is my Lonesome one, so I'm the host of this one, but. That sounds bizarre to me, but okay. I mean, how would you like to start this out? Hi, I'm Todd Chrisley and I'm co-hosting with Savannah Chrisley because I need to bring her ratings up. Obviously, that's the only reason I have you on. I've been hoarded out my whole life. No, the only reason. Let's just say, you know, we had a conversation a few weeks ago. And I was like, yeah, of course your numbers are better than mine. Because I was a real one. And you took the bullet. You took the bullet. I took the bullet. Okay. When you all were gone and I got real political, I took the bullet. I exiled, you know, half of America. Well, you have been placed on a little island and it's a very exclusive island. It's exclusive. It's very exclusive. I mean, like, I don't even get to come there often. But, you know, I think that, yes, you have had some of that. But it's always find myself in this situation of when these comments are put out there and whatever. I'm like, you don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah. Because people, and it's so easy for people to look at what you did for us, and what you did for the entire family. And to say, oh, she's, she's, she's Maga this. She's Maga that and whatever. And I'm so over the title of Maga. You want me, though? I'm so over all that because this is not a shock or should not be a shock to the world that we're a conservative family. We are from rural South Carolina. Well, you know, this bitch is not going to claim South Carolina now. I'm not claiming it, but I was born in the same hospital as mom. So, like, I'm technically from there. Well, that's because she couldn't keep, she couldn't hold you in long enough to get back to Georgia. But everyone knows that we're a conservative family. Now, I have raised y'all to be in a conservative household, but with very middle of the road believes. In certain areas, but in other areas, it's very conservative, but also part of being conservative and what you're talking to South is keep your political views to yourself. Yeah, and you had to go ahead and put all your sound on the front porch. I did, and I did, and I lost some money. A lot of money, but-- This is her way of trying to tell me to pay her back, but I'm not. No, I lost a lot of money, but you know what? At least I can speak freely. And your daddy's home. Yeah, exactly. Which has allowed me to have two podcasts that are rated higher than yours. Yeah, and I'm going to make money off of you any chance I can. It's great. So, you brought me home just to get your coins back. You had to do what you got to do. Savannah! Savannah! But, you know, I do think that, you know, and you and I talk, I know this is going to shock the world, but we do talk like a thousand times a day. All day, every day. And you and I don't agree on everything, but we agree on-- We have more that we agree on than we don't. Exactly. And, too, sometimes you're just a chicken shit. I've never been chicken shit. Sometimes you like to toe the line. But give me an example of that. Because if you don't come out here and call me out for something, I need to know what it is. No, sometimes-- Tell me what it-- No, bitch. Because I will put it all out there. There's-- I will tell it all. I don't believe that the right is right all the time. I don't believe the left is wrong all the time. But I do believe that the country as a whole is literally lavender. Down the middle. I can sit at a table with anyone. I don't give a damn if you're transgender, you're transphobia. What the hell all the shit is? I don't know. I don't care about it. The whole damn alphabet can come to my house and sit down there. No, well, okay. But we don't have to agree on everything. But you do have to agree on being respectful and kind and courteous. Well, you know, unless you've got a cat tail hanging out of your ass and you've got purple hair. That's what I was about to say. You know, we have a lot of gay friends and we absolutely like that. Well, we've got to stop saying that too. We've got to stop saying we've got a lot of gay friends because that's like saying, oh, but I got black friends that means you're not racist. Saying you have a gay friend doesn't mean you're not homophobic. No, but what I'm saying is we don't care. Mom's always said everyone deserves the right to be married and miserable. Yeah. That's what mom said. She that's what she said forever like a damn. I'm glad my girlfriend don't feel that way. Like a man and a woman, man to man, woman and woman, who cares? Everybody deserves the right to be happy or miserable. Well, we're even going with that conversation. We were going with you talking about how amazing I am and how I'm going to elevate your followers. Yes. And how you brought me home to whore me out. Yep. So she is officially the maha maga pimp. You know what? I feel like I've been called worse. Well, honey, I think I was before I got out of bed this morning. Hey, as long as people keep talking, I'm totally fine with that. And, you know, back to the bull dagger. Bull dagger dyke daughters. Let's get it right. Okay. Well, that you have definitely gone viral multiple times. I mean, a lot over all of this. Well, it took Aaron calling me and telling me or texting me and saying, Todd, you are breaking the internet right now. Yeah. Well, I can tell you that that is a fact. I was in DC and I went and played golf at the Trump course there and the lady who has worked there for like 10 years, 10, 20 years, something somewhere in between there. She comes up to me dying laughing. She's hilarious, sweetest woman in the world. She's like, I just have to tell you she said, because the houseboat bitch and she said, I am done. Then, yesterday, I was somewhere. I forgot where. Oh, pancake pantry. I was at the pancake pantry. My favorite place is in Nashville. So if you come here, meet me at the pancake pantry. I love it. And so she's like, oh, your daddy's gone viral. Literally everywhere I go, people bring it up. But it was a viral moment that was like so like not expected. Because when I went off, I was so pissed off about it. That is just like Satan got a hold of my tongue. Yeah. Now we're going to blame it on Satan and not die. Well, I'm just saying, you know, your mother tried to get me to apologize. But no, I wouldn't have apologized now. That's just going too far. Now, I didn't really understand why we're going to bring a bull dagger, dyke daughter into it after you just go into somebody for criticizing Chloe. But well, let me explain that. I guess it's just an eye for an eye, you know? Well, the Bible does say that. And the Bible also says it tells you to turn the other cheek. Well, I would have done that. If you slap me, I'm slapping the piss back at it. That's where I get it from. But your mom, you know how your mother is. She doesn't believe in hurting people. No, mom is just a chicken shit. Well, that. And it was, it caught me so off guard when I was sitting here doing the damn podcast. And she comes, she goes, well, let's just talk about what you did. I mean, hell, I felt like she was working for the fades. Literally. And I'm like, uh, where's I'm thinking of myself like, what is this going to? You're also thinking what I do, which it could be a lot of things. But then she's like, she, you went after her child. I did, I did only because only because people in glass houses should not throw stones. Well, then there's that. You know that I tell Chloe all the time, we're not hiding behind. Oh, I'm half black. I'm half white. I'm not hiding behind. Oh, it's a black thing or it's a white thing. It's a human thing. Yes. So we're going to, we're going to deal with it on a human level. Not as, oh, well, it's because I'm half black or it's because I'm half white. We're going to deal with this because it's just a fucked up situation. Yeah. Chloe said to me after because she saw it or heard it from one of her friends or whatever. And she goes, dad, you told me to ignore people that are ignorant. And I said, Chloe, there's sometimes in life, then you're going to see this. There's certain things you can't ignore because when you ignore certain things, it's almost like a pass to that person to think that it was okay. It's a stamp of approval. And so your mom was like upset because you know she's still friends with so many people back in South Carolina. Yeah, like what? But I'm friends with a lot of people in South Carolina. And just because I got, you know, a bunch of old dry rusty piss hose up there wanting to run their mouths does not mean that I don't hate the people. You just don't grew it. I did. I did. And I've outgrown all that bullshit. Yeah. And to say that about my child. Hey, and I'm just going to say this on because it is your podcast, but you tell me to come here and be honest with it anytime when you invite me out. Oh, Lord. I'm just going to say this so that everyone is very clear on where I stand. I think we know. I am a very visual person. person. So if the picture doesn't look right, then I'm the one who's going to edit the photo to make sure that everything looks the best that it can look. I can't edit enough of the ugliness out of those pictures. Oh Lord. If you are going to talk about, it's literally like someone who's overweight saying that the person sit next to them that's five pounds heavier, you fat bitch. It's like saying to a ball headed guy to ball headed me and saying, but I still think I got one or two, you're still a ball headed fucker. Why are you calling people out? Why are you loading my gun? That's what I'm saying. Why are you coming at me with that? Then you have the nerve to put on a pattern when you're big as a houseboat. So I just cannot do that shit. You know that. That to me, I'm a lot of things folks, but a damn hypocrite is not one of them. You know, that bothered me. Now, I do. I will say that from a psychologist's perspective that I should not have said or a psychologist's perspective. No, but if you go to a psychologist and God knows we've spent a fortune on them, someone in the medical field that is a psychologist or a psychologist would say you should not have gone after the daughter. Yeah, I'm going to say from a parental perspective that you should love your daughter more than you expect the world to love your daughter because that means you keep your daughter out of harm's way. I'm harm's way if you fuck with one of mine. I am harm's way. 100%. So I could not allow that to be said and then Chloe at 16 or 17 find out, oh, dad, you let them, you let them call me the N word and you didn't say anything. So did you co-sign that because I do believe a lot of times that silence when shit like that is done is your co-signature to that. It is. So, you know, is it my finest moment from the internet perspective? It is. And you also created a song out of it with one of your friends and it that full release is happening in two weeks. And we have two shirts. Biggest houseboat bitch because it's gone viral. But what I have decided to do is every time I go viral, I'm creating a song about that viral mom. Oh, Lord. Because now I've got one coming out called Beat the Breaksoft. 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But you say something about you, your mother, the rest of my kids, my mom, I will drag you and ask God to forgive me in my prayers. Well, see, and that's why we come to you because that's the thing. Mom is asking you to apologize. No, we'll only go so far. But then when we really want something said, we all are chicken shits and we just come to you. Well, and listen, I don't know that it's a quality. I don't know that what me doing that is a quality. I think that's life education. The way you respond. I do not be Ivy League, but it's life. Honey, I'm not wasting my time on the Ivy League bullshit. Look at what happened. I didn't go to know them Ivy League schools. And now everyone I'm coming out is being fraudulent. There you go. There you go. I could have gone to Harvard. I could have slept my way through Harvard. Probably. But I didn't because I was too busy trying to make my way to become a celebrity. Yeah. And that has worked out in some cases, not so well. I didn't get a lot. It's really screwed us. Okay. It's not all it's cracked up to me. What do you think of the t-shirts? I think that, well, you know, you had called me and said that someone had reached out to you and said, can we do t-shirts for this moment that your dads have? Yeah. And I said, Savannah, I don't care. And so you did all of that. Y'all did all that. And so I sent a y'all sent me a text message. I sent it to one of my friends in South Carolina, Stephanie. And she says, does it the center of all the controversy? Yeah, because they hurt her feelings. But the, when I sent them to where she and her daughters looked and said, oh my God, I've got to have these. This is the t-shirt of the season. I'm dead. Well, I'm glad that you found your voice again. Well, honey, I've never lost my voice, even when the Fed's trying to take it. Yeah. No, I had to cut that shit off. There'll be a lot of times I'd be like, shut up. Shut up. It's just a help. 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It was nothing elaborate. No, it wasn't anything elaborate. But it got me through. It did. But the fact that she said that I was like, I love you, but no. But when y'all got home, she made sure to stack you up. That's it. She did. She said, okay, we got to, we got to get back on the routine. She sent y'all boxes of stuff. It was, it was great. It's a very expensive stuff today. It's, it's pretty great. I'm not going to lie. And she gave every one of my listeners a code, which is awesome. If y'all have not used her products, let me just tell you something right now, it is just her routine. She puts it. Yes. And that's the heart. That is the thing. Once you master the routine of every day, it's like getting up, shit, shower, shit. Once you get through that route, get that routine going, you can stay in it because like, I love, you know, one, two, three, four. Yeah, I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. It needs to be dummy. Yeah. Now, how has it been since your viral moment? But I've been viral many times in my life. But no, this is like real. You know, like you really, I think you made to come back. I think you kind of died off, obviously, from New York City. Ah, died off. because I wasn't fucking with nobody because people was not messing with me. I was safe for in prison than I am in the general public. - You have said that. - Yes, because people out here in the general public truly believe that they are free to fuck up. - Yeah, but let me help you with this. Not with me, not with me, you're not. Because I have no problem in headbutton somebody out in the middle of Costco. - There have been some times where I'm like, "Oh, Shetty's going back." - If you come at me sideways, the guy on the plane that hurt your mama's feelings, he was going to get the brakes beat off of him. And your mama started crying. Had she not started crying and said, "Todd, my foot hurts, I need to go, Todd." I said, "I'm hurt, but hurts, 'cause she can't even walk in flats." - She can't walk in flats. It's craziest thing. I'm gonna get her one of my little carts. I'm gonna get her every time we go somewhere. I'm gonna get her one of my little carts that you drive. - Yeah, I'm not gonna make fun of her until I actually get some of my Christmas stuff picked out. - Wow. She calls this morning and I'm getting out of the shower, talking to her mom and her mom's phone goes off and it's on the camera. - Yeah. - Hello, and she goes, "Wait, what'd you just say? Who's phone went off?" - Your mother's. - Okay. - But your mother was not in there, she was in the closet. So shocker, she's in the closet this time. And so I just swiped the thing and I said, "Hello?" and she goes, "Why are you answering mom's phone?" - Yeah. - And then she says, "I was really just calling mom." - Well, no, he went off on some tangent because she says, "Clearly, you got up this morning ready to fight and you need to find another victim." - Yeah, like I'm not the person today. I was just calling to let mom know how excited I was to go pick out all the Christmas decorations. That was it, 'cause that is her story. - I don't understand why y'all have the need. 'Cause between the two of you, there's 100 Christmas trees. - Well, but the issue here is, is I moved. So I need different color ornaments for my area. - I can assure you that between the warehouse that all this stuff is stored and y'all have those colors. - But then it's finding it. - Oh my God. - And mom doesn't know where her left shoe is from or right. So that's just a lost cause. It's just cheaper for me to, if you calculate like cost per hour, it's just cheaper to go buy new. - I love how she, girl math again. - Yeah, girl math, exactly. And I'm still doing my red and green in my living room just 'cause I, people don't do red and green anymore. And that's just so sad to me. - Well, you know that all of our trees were color coordinated to each, to the decor in the room. - Yeah. - But that one family room was always red and green because that was the color of your mother and her mind was Christmas. - Yes. And so, literally the goddamn who decorates for me for Christmas, he's like, "Yeah, I don't really have anybody else that does all the red and green." I'm like, "These people are the freaking stooge or whoever, Grinch, Grinch, Grinch, Grinch." 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Were they in a reunion and her phone, Kathy Hill's phone? - Yeah, she picks it up. - And she picks it up. And she's talking and-- - Your mother watches that show but she will say to me, Todd, Kathy's on this episode if you want to watch it 'cause I don't watch any of the shows other than if Kathy's making a cameo or if she's like, would she ask her mom what's up like? 'Cause she lives in her own universe. - Yeah, that's what I strive to do. That's what I strive to do. She lives in her own universe and I'm thinking when to have daughters and then she has Nikki who like, really married money. - Yeah. - You know, I'm like, she is literally carrying this whole dynasty thing out. - Paris married money, didn't she? - Paris is the money. - Well, I mean, obviously she's the money but I think she married money too. - It ain't the Hilton money. - Wow. - I think that with Kathy, Kathy's just iconic. I love her, we'll love her till the day that I die. She is classy. When she went to Kyle's home in Palm Springs and she needed the chia seeds for her thing and a straw and she did not understand why those things were not available. And then she says, my fan doesn't work and then Kyle had to come in there and she's looking around trying to figure it. She said, Kathy, you have to plug it in. - I said this is a Savannah moment. This is a Savannah moment. - I will take it. I think that is a compliment because I just think that's the life you strive to live like that. I don't give an f just. - Well, you live that life now. - I mean, I'm getting there. - You do live that life now. You do not give an f and you do have a very luxurious life. I'm not gonna laugh. - I do, I love my life. I love my life. How could you not? It would be hard. Well, listen, I would love to love your life more than you love it. But in order for that to occur, you're going to need to Christian or me. You're gonna need to treat me like Kali treats her mother. - I think I have. - Yes. Now listen, let's get past the freedom shit. Now, you've ridden the fucking legs off that whole-- - I think I get to ride that until 2031. - I'm going back and doing my time. - 'Cause that's when you would have been done. - No, nah, nah. - I would have already come out. - It was 2036. - It would have been shut down by then. - It was 2032, 2032. - No. - It was 2032. - Like I don't know my time. - I'm trying to get all I did now. - It was 2032. You have ridden that long enough. It is time for you to stop being so cheap. Start treating me with the same level respect that Chris gets and Kali the hell out of me. - Okay, I will get some tips. - I'll send them to-- No, you're not getting tips because I send them to you all the time. - Yeah, all the time. - The other night folks, I'm lying there, feeling sorry for myself because I don't have Kali Jenner's my daughter. - Shocker. - And on Instagram, and it was all of these moments of where the dads had cars that they had long to have their whole life. - Yeah, and the cars are like a Kia or a Mustang. - Yeah, we're not. - Or a vintage car. - Daddy, no, they were not. - Yes, they were. - Don't make me pull it up. - You've convinced yourself. - They were beautiful vintage cars. And the suns had worked and gotten to a point where they could buy their dads that car. - Which is the sweetest thing in the entire world. - I was crying and I thought, am I crying because this is such a wonderful moment, or am I-- crying because I don't have a child that's willing to do this for me. - Oh, what ever. - So I did a blast text message and sent it out. I've had no takers out of six. I'm just saying. So you have always wanted to be the overachiever. And listen, you know that Kylie, she said standard. - Uh-huh. So. - I think you need to reach out to Kylie, then. - No, clearly, Chris, I need to reach out to you. (laughing) You to help me put my kids on the same path. - Hey, my life is great. We'll see. - Yeah. - We could see how you'd be able to work. - I think that's a personal problem, Dad. - Not really, and it would be, it would really be great. My daughter would buy me something very nice. - You know what, I think that is a good segue into the next thing, which I think, you know, you're gonna feel very passionate about. I would love to know. I'm gonna ask you a few things. Like you versus me. Who's better at it? Driving, me. - Savannah, shut up. - Daddy. - No one in the world. - Anytime you get in an accident, you don't even tell people. - Savannah, I've been in one accident. One, you have wrecked every automobile you've ever hired. - I don't recall. - Your Ferrari is in the dealership now. - Not because of me? - For the folks that have tuned in to Chrisley knows best all these years. Have you ever known her to have an accident that it was her fault? Run it through a pie and thick, it was not her fault. - Whatever, texting back. - Absolutely the best. - Yeah, no, I just ignore a lot. Like if I don't think it's worthy of-- - Which is the rudest, it's what? - If I don't think it's worthy of a response. - Someone sends you takes the time to message you and you don't think it's worthy? - No, dad, you sent 50 reels in our room. - Don't give a damn if I take the time to send them to you that lets you know that I think of you. - Getting ready on time. - Me. - Yeah, you. Cooking, me. - You. Apologizing first. - That is now, oh my god. - Me. - Daddy. - Apologize for people to. - Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't think, I think your Apologize after they die. - Well, that is easier. - Yes. - Uh-huh. - Winning an argument. - You have to win the argument now. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, you have to win the argument now. You're at that phase in your life. - I don't win an art, no. - You have to win. I, first off, if you're not first your last. - Yeah, but I have learned. And granted, it did take me longer than what I would have liked for it too. But I have learned that winning an argument doesn't have to appear as if you've won. If you already know in your mind that you've won this argument, you just feel sorry for that stupid fucker. (laughing) - Okay, well, then there's that. But I think, that's okay. You may have a point. I may concede on that one. - Okay. - She registered. - Yeah. - She said I just said I didn't have to win. I concede it. - So dumb. - So also, daddy, I saw on your podcast, Mama was talking about-- - So you do it, Mitch, you do watch Chrissy Confessions 2.0. - No, I don't. I just see the clips. But-- - They go viral too. - I know. I was watching it and Mama was talking about Nanny, walking around the house. - Let's not talk about that. One podcast of that is enough. Really it is. Really it is. I mean, it's not even a full moon. It's a full fucking eclipse. - Teddy, literally, when I was staying there, when me and the person that I'm with, we're staying at your house, when you all were out of town and we came back from Cayman, I come downstairs, and he's not to come downstairs, and Nanny's walking around with no clothes on. - Trying to take you, man. - Like, and I'm like, Nanny, he's about to come down the stairs. And she goes, ah. Like, no one. - Do you know that that's either insanity or a level of self-confidence that I never knew existed? - Yeah, I, it's, I can't, yeah. I just, I, yeah, no words. - Whoever says saving money is hard doesn't know that new customers who bundle and save with progressive save hundreds. Because switching your home and auto insurance to progressive is a way better way to save than having to cut down on the things that you love. Like, those morning iced lattes, one of your seven streaming services and getting walk with your burrito bowl. 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Giata goes home on dancing with the stars. - Well, good for her. - I mean, whoever she is, I don't know who she is. - Ariana Grande, PDA at Halloween Horror Nights. - Oh, so she's making out in pub. - I guess. - Letter live. - Yeah, but she's so little that it would be like child-like making out. - Oh, my God. The Kardashians are back. - Well, I love them, I hope they are always back, and I hope they stay forever. - Jeff Lewis is back on Bravo tonight. - I like Jeff. - Okay, we love that. Going into things that are happening in our backyard. What is the juiciest thing you've heard around Nashville recently? - That I'm hotter than hell. - Oh, my God. Thing is, he hears stuff, and then he forgets about it. Like, he found out something the other day, and he didn't tell me. - I'm gonna remember that next time I find out something. - I don't tell stuff that does not involve me, or that I think could cause somebody heartache, unless it's against Bobby Bones. I'll out of every fucking thing about him. But other than that, I don't out people's personal shit. - Oh, my gosh. Bunny, exo, 46, and Dylan Wolf, 24. They were seen on their waffle house date. - Well, what was I doing? - Well, it's just the fact that they're dating. - He's 24, and she's 46. - Yeah. - Bunny. - I just, I think it's a little different for me, like, when the woman's older, because like, why do you wanna take care of a child? - I don't know that Bunny would be looking at it as taking care of a child as much as she would be looking at it as she's free for the first time in her life to be who she is and control every aspect of her life. - I mean, good for her. But I just can't imagine a 24-year-old lay in pipe like a 35-year-old's gonna do it. - Oh, Lord. - It's like bam, bam, bam, done. (laughing) So where a real man's gonna be in there, he's gonna, you go have to lay there for a little bit. Like, I have to stay in there with him. - Oh my God. - Is he the rodeo rider? - I think he is. - Well, I could say he's used to riding bulls. - Oh my God. - He's only a 22-year age difference. - Get the fuck out of here, Savannah, only a 22. - It's fine. Anyways, Ella Langley's record 23 weeks at number one. Do you know the song? - Um, uh, Texas. - Yeah, you see, you do know, Savannah. - And let me tell you some more about that. She unceded Mariah Carey who had carried that for the longest ever. - No way. - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. - That's insane. - Yes, ma'am. And she unceded Billy Ray Cyrus who was 19. - That's crazy. - Mm-hmm. - That's, I mean, good for her. - Good for her. - She, I mean, she looks great. - I will tell you something that I did read, is she would that Tucker, what's his name? - Tucker, what more? - That's who she's with in. I think they would make a great look couple. - They would, they would, they look really good. - Yes, I like. - I do like that. All right, well, anything you feel you need to get off your chest before we wrap up? - No, I don't really have a lot on my chest. I am at a very peaceful place in my life, and I'm very content. See, I'd love that, 'cause that's where I'm at. - Yeah, yeah. - Twins. Twins. - Daumendummer. (laughing) She's the herb. She's the herb. - No, you're the herb. - She's the hard-ar. (laughing) - There it is. - No, I, and two, we're, we'll probably have some really funny videos from people, because we are going to the design center to get the rest of the stuff picked out for my house. We're going to be getting Christmas decorations. - I'm not going to be doing that. - No, I just have to tell you now. - Mm-hmm. - You're not looping me into that shit. - No, no, no, no, no, daddy. Mom's going to drive that you all back, but you cannot make me send that you're hogging that. - You are going with your mother. - No, daddy, she could just drive it back. - No. - I don't even think they have phone chargers in those things. - Then you better get a full charge, because I'm leaving aid act after I make all these selections, and I'm heading back to Nashville. - No, you have to follow us. - What if we get stranded? - Not doing that, Savannah. I am going to Atlanta. - Dad, the seats don't even recline. - Well, I can tell you is, you need to increase your budget. - I was thinking of going and traveling a different way. Not gonna lie. But then I'm thinking of all this Christmas stuff. We gotta get back and just improv. - And the look that it is for you to do that. - All right, I don't care about the look. - I care about what it's gonna be. - She does not care about fossil fuel. - She does not care about-- - I'm all for, I like-- - Global warming. - Give me all the oil and gas. Give me all the, plug it in a car. - I think the rest of the fucking America would like to have all the oil and gas too, so they got less lower gas prices. - Well, we're gonna get there, okay. We're gonna get lower gas prices. We just gotta take everybody else's fuel. - If you and I, this is just a quick thing that we might come back to later. If you and I were running for public office-- - Oh God. - And you were running against me. I'm your opponent. - Yeah. - How would you handle your campaign? - Oh God, how would I hit, I'd call you out for towing the line. - But, okay, and I'm gonna say on national television, how have I ever towed the line? I need you to tell me that. 'Cause we didn't call it, you know, said that three times. I think this bitch just figured out what that turned out to me. - I'm not out knew. - You can. I have nothing to hide. - Contrary to some people's beliefs. - I'm just saying, if I were to run for public office, I think-- - If you're gonna take me out, I am the number one opponent. It's narrowed down to me and you. How are you taking me out? - What are slander commercial fees? - Oh my God, see, I just don't think, I would have to have somebody else do it, 'cause I just don't think nerdy like that. - Folks, let me introduce you to the 48th president of the United States of America, 'cause I will take her out. I will do the slander commercial. - What would you do? What would your slander be? - I'm gonna talk about how ineffective you are in driving. I'm going to talk about how you don't, how you're following through on certain things. It's not great. I'm gonna talk about your affinity for the elderly. - My what? Are you trying to say I don't like the elderly? - No, I'm trying to say that you love the elderly. - Oh, yeah. - I would talk about her inability to understand what the definition of a word is, like affinity. I would talk about your inability to do math as running the largest-- - Dad, you didn't even know what telepathy was. You doubled down. - You don't know what telepathy was. - No, no, no, you doubled-- - You said twin telepathy, and is that a thing? - No, you said-- - I know what telepathy is. - Spell it, since you're the authority. - T-E-L-E-P-A-T-H-Y. (cheering) No, you said that I didn't know what I was saying, and you were laughing and making fun of me, and then you looked it up, and I was right. - I would use the episode of where-- - First off, that-- - Aw, aw, aw, aw, aw. There might have been some scripted moments, darling, but with my family, we didn't have to do a lot of scripted, because there was some stupid shit going on in our family. I would use the episode of where you doubled down to represent this country. You're warning the country to elect you as the first female president of a country that has a state that you did not know about. - What are you talking about? - Texas Arcana. - That's not a state. - Savannah? - Hmm, okay, it's not. Tell us what Texas Arcana is. - It's a city, not a state. - But you said it didn't exist. - You just said I said a state didn't exist. - Okay, did you say Texas Arcana did not exist? - I don't recall. - This bitch is a Democrat, she just pulled Hillary Clinton. (laughing) - Folks, I'm running on the Republican ticket, and this imposter here is running on the other side. 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