Timmy No Brakes Doesn’t Stop… Ever | Whiskey Ginger

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Then June 28th, we just added two shows at The Sound in Del Mar. That's San Diego, California, dude. That's North County, dawg. Come out, Del Mar, and come see me June 28th for two shows at The Sound. Go to AndrewSantino.com for those tickets. AndrewSantino.com. In here, we pour whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You are that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Gingers are hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Junior. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean him once again today. It's Timmy No Breaks. What's up? I got no breaks, and I got a hard dick right now. Oh, right now on the show? Yeah, I got an erection right now. You can't see it. Can we cut for a sec? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that because it's like they can't see it. Do you want them to be able to see it? Well, can you add it in in post or something like that? Because I'm looking right now, and you can't actually see my. No, I understand, but you want us to add a wiener in post? Just something to make it look big, because I don't actually have an erection right now. No, I can tell you. I wish that would be funny. I was going for a punchline, and I looked down, and I'm like, it doesn't look like, so I want people to think I have a small dick. But they don't. If I say I have an erection, Andrew. Yeah, Andrew, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I say I have an erection, and then you can pick it up on this camera, and he can't see like a big bulge in my pants, it's going to look like I have a small dick. Well, I'll make the editor, he's going to listen to this. He'll put a big bulge. I have some notes that I might do throughout the show. Okay, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For your editor, is he competent? Is this your editor right there? No, no, no, no. That's one of the producers. Okay, because I was going to say this guy does not look competent. He's not. No, no, no. Because he's a black guy, so. Well, half. He's half. He's half black? Yeah. Nah, that was another joke. Can you cut that out? Because I don't want people to think I'm racist as well. No, no, they won't. They know that we're just, we're kind of just, the whole show is. We're just having fun. Right. You know, so I could be like, Indians, yuck, you know, but you know that's a joke. I hope so. I love Native Americans. The other ones, oh my God, get them out. That was another joke. All right. Where are you originally from? I'm from New Jersey, so I'm from Trenton. Trenton, New Jersey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're a young man. I can't, I don't really know. I'm 18 years old. You are, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Did you think about going to college at any point in your life? But the reason why I look like this, because I know I look like I'm fucking 36 or whatever, so I had cancer. What kind of cancer? I don't know the name. They didn't tell you when they diagnosed you? They told me and I was like, I don't give a fuck, I'll figure it out. Right, the doctors kind of, right. They were like, hey, you have cancer, you're going to die. I'm like, no, I'm not, and then I didn't. How much time did they give you to live? They said, you have three months. And I said, how? How about, no. And then I just, I don't, like, I don't know if you believe in manifestation. I do. Okay, so I think I just manifested the chemotherapy, so to speak, and it just worked on me, and now I don't have cancer. So it's gone. It's gone. Have you gotten tested again to see if it's? No. No, but you just know it's gone. You can feel when cancer is in you and you can feel when cancer is not in you. What does it feel like for some of our listeners that might be worried that they might have cancer? For sure, absolutely. So it's like, if, so I don't know if it's cool for me to address people with cancer. Yeah, you can. Do you have a big, like, cancer listener base? We used to. Because I was looking at the comments, and I was like, I think a lot of these people have cancer, because. Well, it goes up and down. I mean, we lose a lot of people every, every, every few months. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah, we lose a few people every, every few months. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. It's tough to have a listenership that is just seriously ill, you know? Yeah. Because they just keep dying, so you just have to keep. Getting, it's just, you know, maybe you change the content of your podcast. Well, the good news is, and we've always talked about that, this on the show, is people are always getting sick, so we're always getting a new audience. Yeah, that's good. You know, it's like, you, the thing, you know, they used to say, the only two things in life are guaranteed are, are birth and death. Death and taxes. Yes. Birth, death, taxes, and now cancer. Yes. Thanks to Process Meats, thanks to Monsanto. Shout out Monsanto, one of our main sponsors. One of our main sponsors on the show, Monsanto. And so now we know that most, more people are getting sick. On a pretty consistent basis. Yes. Because you're pushing, you're pushing products that get them sick, right? A hundred percent. I, I'm starting a podcast that's sponsored by bleach. Bleach? Yes. Do you use bleach? I don't use bleach anymore, but when I was trying to build up my immune system to not get cancer for the second time, I would do shots of bleach every morning. So is that something you recommend to people? I, do you mind if I address the audience? Please. For a second? Yeah. If you have cancer, start doing shots of bleach in the morning, and I'm telling you. It's gone. If you have lymphoma, shot of bleach. If you have pancreatic cancer, there's nothing you can do. Oh, so that's a, that's. Pancreatic cancer is like, there's actually nothing you can do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll say this. I'm really glad that you're free of cancer and that you're, you're healthy. It's really good to be here. Yeah. It's good to be here. It's good to be alive. Have you been to Los Angeles before? No. I, I stayed away from it. You, you don't like it because of the. I just don't like income tax. This is big. It's big here. It's big. 13 something, 13 and a half percent, I think. 13, I think it's, I think it's 13 and a half percent. But in Jersey, it's lower. Now, are you full-time in Jersey? Jersey is, I think, I think there's no income tax in Jersey. God bless. Yeah. Where, does that where you live full-time in New Jersey? No, I live full-time in Austin now. Where's, in Texas? Yes. I'm a big Texas guy. So I got on this show, Kiltone, it's this homosexual show, and I got on it. What's it called? It's called like Kiltone or this, or Tony Kill or something like that. Oh, Kiltone, we know. We know the show. You know the show? Yeah. Do you know who Tony Hinchcliffe is? The guy who is, runs the show. Yeah, we know him. Yes, yes, yes. So he's this gay guy who started, like was one of the best, I was, I didn't know about him, but apparently he's like one of the best homosexual comics in the world. And you just met him and just found out about this? Well, so what happened was I went, I went to Austin to visit, check out the scene or whatever, and I was going to just do one of my walk-in headline sets at the Mothership. Oh, right. And I told the story before, but basically Rich Ross was doing a week in there, and I said, hey, you're not doing it. And he was like, and he was like, I get that. I get that. And so he tried to kill himself, and I'm like, look, if you're going to try to kill yourself, just do it. And so I was walking around, and they actually, they were at Vulcan. It was a double episode that they're recording at Vulcan, because Rich was doing a Monday night at the Mothership. And so, you know. So what, it's, the entire thing is rigged, obviously, as you know. Kiltonian. Yeah, yeah. Every bucket pole, totally rigged. And so he, you know, just put my name in there, because he saw my name, and he's like, I heard this guy. Went up there, did a really good job, called him gay, called a couple other people gay. You know, so one of the, one of the things, you might, I know I'm talking a lot, I don't want to steal their attention. No, no, please, yeah. The only thing, like, if you want to get into stand-up comedy, all you got to do, and you will kill, is just, you look at somebody in the audience, and you say, you're gay. Just like that. Or, you're gay. That works. I'm telling you. I do, so I do about two hours. Mm-hmm. And I, I would say 95% of it is me going, like, picking somebody in the audience. And I do big shows, you know, 500 plus. So I can take my time. A lot of gay. And fill in, like, you know, like an hour and a half of, you're gay. Wow. You know, you're fucking, you're gay. And then I do the last little bit about cancer. Oh, that's, and that's kind of. That's kind of an homage to what you went through. It's my, it's my closure. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're a, you're deeper than people know. I mean, you're kind of a, you're a big philanthropist for people that don't know. You've donated a lot of your time. and your money to charities do you want to plug any of the charities that you donate to absolutely Retards Anonymous so what that is is a foundation for people that are retarded but they don't want people to know some of the Kill Tone people people like Hans Kim David Lucas and stuff like that are big members of it Ari Maddy is a big member of it now the anonymous part is kind of thrown out the window now because you're saying the names well I'm a whistleblower oh okay I'm a sports guy so I'm blowing my whistle on a couple of them because I think they need to be who they are you want to expose I just want I just want them to feel like they can be themselves and so any opportunity I have to make the anonymous retard anonymous unanimous is the word yeah unanimously unanonymous yeah you know what I mean I like to do that for them it's our love you know they're my best friends so we go on trips together went to where we go went to Tulum you went to Mexico yes wow we're big Mexican guys so you guys love Mexico we love Mexico we love going to Mexico it's a little dangerous now given the fact that Jalisco is you had nothing to do with that you don't know anything about that do you no I did actually oh you did really yeah so what I did was I went to Mexico because I'm very well versed in exactly what happened in Jalisco the guy that you just said so I went so I would go go down so I actually don't know do you mind if we like just fill this in with you we can fill it in yeah that's fine so who is this guy Jalisco is actually a city that's outside of Puerto Vallarta it's not a person no it's not a person but Jalisco is next to Puerto Vallarta and and there was there was there was an uproar going on right now got it yeah okay so I would go down to Jalisco and I would go down there and I would just start these little riots right so I would I would throw a party and stuff and I'd be you know riot themed parties oh okay so it's like sometimes there's you know tennis bros fucking whores parties in college and stuff those seem pretty normal yeah but I do riot parties and so what I do is I encourage people to riot against the government and again I'm really fucked up ketamine alcohol whatever cause some civil unrest cause there's no have you ever gone to like one of these riot parties I've never been to a riot party we've never been invited unfortunately oh my god they're incredible I'm telling you like I did a this I did this riot party on January 6th that was really good were they broken to the capitol yes that one oh you that was you yeah so and I'm not a political guy I just like to party at some point it's just a party yes exactly I did I went to this island and threw a party with a bunch of kids that was fun so you're a big party guy yeah Epstein's Island and I oh that was you were involved with Epstein are you in the files yeah I believe so you hope so I guess I mean I did a pretty good job there you did yeah not really it's pretty terrible I mean he's you know he's it's really bad what do you mean what do you mean well he's dead and now everyone that's in the files is gonna go down so I do think that you're gonna I do think you will be wait who's dead Epstein's dead yeah he died well we don't know you know I didn't know that let's move let's change subject I'm sorry I didn't want to get you upset I apologize oh my god that was let's move on what are you gonna tell me next like Harvey Weinstein was like a rapist he yeah what are you gonna say what are you gonna say next like R. Kelly makes makes a rapist yeah he's also he's also a bad guy yeah you're like you're naming literally all the worst people that have walked the earth Patrick Swayze my favorite actor is still alive I do know that you're well read yes you're a big book guy can I be honest with you yeah I actually don't know how to read but I know how to listen okay audio books oh audio so okay right we've been our producer told us that you're big into books audio books are still books I agree well anything you read recently that you're really kind of the vampire diaries listen to that and then I listened to this one book what was it the how to how to be a man and influence people oh you read the what is that called what is that how to be a man influence people we know what that is that's the game is that what that is yes you read the game no I wrote the game you wrote the game I wrote the game and read the game listen to the game you listen right you can't do you want me to run some game on you I'd be can you play a woman yeah can I yes okay alright so we're at a why don't you set this this half black guy why don't you set the scene yeah set the tone of where you want us to be like black club or not it could be black related or just white I feel like you want it in a black club is what it sounds like do you mind yeah no that's fine if you're a black woman yeah that's fine okay alright so I'm coming in the club right and then musically it's R. Kelly or something like that right and I see you I'm like what up you black beauty are you a horse cause you're black beauty now that's pretty good game well no you have to respond to that I can't I mean that feels like that's no you have to you have to respond that feels like it's an open and closed case I think I think you gotta respond like a black woman so I can fully show oh okay yeah yeah yeah alright so let's do it again yeah tss tss tss do we have a black beauty here or what you're a horse do you want us to cut that part out no that was the best part I wanna hear you leave that in do a black woman right alright one more time take it from the top tss tss tss holy shit that's a black bitch if I've ever seen one you're a dog see I don't know if that's gonna work in the club I don't know if those those lines will work on women in the club okay we can we can just I guess I guess I don't know game the way that you know game yeah I mean I mean look you're a single guy you're running around doing city to city you're doing shows fucking girls fucking girls you are right yeah you're Mr. I mean you're I mean how many women are on your roster right now I once fit 13 women on my dick 13 women really yeah so we call them the loose bunch so loose bunch yeah because the size of the vagina has to be humongous right that makes sense and so there were like 80 to 90 year olds and it was like it wasn't for enjoyment it was just how many you know like you know like when you're like how many marshmallows can I fit in your mouth it's like how many fucking geriatric old woman can I fit in my dick and it's like 13 13 is the lucky number for you I wouldn't call it lucky I mean like I deeply regret it it was very disgusting but well who's Timmy when he goes home at night and he showers and he lays down in bed what's going through your brain who are you then so when I'm laying down in bed I'm normally thinking God this bed isn't big enough for the three girls that are in it right you know what I mean right and so I'm like you know I fuck them I kick them out and then it's just me right so you want to know like what it's like when you're by yourself when it's just you yeah so what I normally do is I take an inventory of my day I'm like what did I do today right what did I learn what am I grateful for and I you know I go through and I think about like all the things I do I really mark down the things I'm grateful for so maybe it's like oh you know I got a big movie part or did you get a big movie part recently yes I turned it down but I but I I got an offer is that cool to talk about I mean I don't know if we're if I turn it down I think I can talk about it yeah turn it yeah tell us yeah yeah so I was gonna be the new Batman you were gonna be the new Batman wow so Robert Patterson Pattinson or Robert Patterson Patterson Patterson there is two right there is a Robert Patterson so Robert Patterson so Robert Robert Parrish no Robert Patterson was playing Batman he was and then Robert Patterson took over so it went and then I I'm unfamiliar with Batman but that does sound right so there's a new there's a new Batman that came out called The Batman and who plays Robert Patterson played Batman right and then the next Batman Robert Patterson was supposed to play it but then he had the allegations or whatever so Robert Patterson Robert Patterson came and did it who throw up a picture of Robert Patterson we'll put a picture right here of Robert Patterson he's pretty unknown and then and then and then he had the allegations so they did like an open casting call I've never been in a film before did you want to act before this or they just no you don't care about that my you know I've got an agent he was like hey they're reading for you know the new Batman I said I'll do it and I go in there improvise the whole thing you didn't read the script at all no because I don't know how to read so I just went in and I I had never watched Batman but when I hear Batman I'm like okay this is a guy that has an association with bats that's pretty close and so I went on and I riffed about bats my feeling about bats and how much I love bats do you love bats no but I'm so when you were acting so in acting yeah have you ever done that no okay so in acting the way acting works is you are not yourself you know you are playing a role and so what I was playing was I was playing this guy Batman and I was like who loves bats who loves bats and then I forget who the director was but he was like god damn you know we're gonna come out with a a movie about a guy who loves bats instead of you know the superhero you know superhero right but you said no thank you to that yeah that was like no thank you I just wanted to see if I could get it who got the role who got the new Batman role that Timmy turned down do you know who got this new role uh Robert Parrish Robert Parrish Robert Parrish - He did? - No, it's pronounced Robert Parish. Parrish put up the photo put up a photo of rabbit Parrish if you could right here rabbit Parrish right there So you turned it down. I turned it down cuz I didn't want to do it. That's fucking gay to do Oh, it's gay to do Batman. Well, no, it's gay to do a movie about a guy who loves bats Okay, so how about this? Will you list off the things that you think aren't gay? Cuz you've called me gay about in this room. Okay, sure. Sure. Okay. Well the name whiskey ginger is fucking So this is not okay. Right. This is gay. What is that? What you're going for? I like whiskey ginger You know, was that what you were going for? It was my stage name for years. You went as whiskey ginger Well, I was a dancer before I know you were not. Yeah, I was we were but that's where we met Is this why you said you wanted to take a moment during the podcast to show your dance moves? Is that why you said that I mean I I you didn't need to we don't need to do it But I mean, yeah, I did kind of want to because before the podcast you said at some point during the podcast Yeah, and tell me if I'm wrong at some point during the podcast I'm gonna do the voice of a black woman I'm gonna do the voice of a black woman And then I'm going to dance I did Yeah, but I but I said we might not be able to get to it because I well, I think we have time I mean, I don't know. I mean, yeah, I was a dancer. I mean it it's pretty Okay, let's make sure the camera is And then what about the black woman thing And then you said you were gonna take out your dick at one point, yeah, but we can't because YouTube Oh, that's a YouTube thing. It's a YouTube thing. Okay, I understand. In here, we pour whiskey. Ooh, the madness has been mad here in March. Very exciting. If you're following along, it's time to slide your glass slippers over your lucky socks. 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When Timmy's going out to eat dinner, where is he eating? Ruth Chris. Only Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Only steaks. Well done, Ruth Chris. You've never, have you tried any other steakhouses? No. Well. No, I did. I tried Prime Rib once, and, um, uh, you know. Ocean Prime? No, Prime Rib. Prime Rib? Lowry's Prime Rib? No, it's just called Prime Rib. Is that in Austin? It's in L.A. It's here? Yes, you've never been? We've never been to Prime Rib. We're all vegan. Is there a place called Ocean Prime? Ocean Prime is another place. Can we cut for a second? I think I meant Ocean Prime. You did meet Ocean Prime? Yeah, yeah. So I've been to Ocean Prime. Oh, you went to Ocean Prime. And I, uh, I thought it was good, it's just nothing is as good as Ruth Chris. And you like your steak? I like my steak. I like my steak. Your steak's well done. Well done. How many ounces? 20. 20 minimum? Mm-hmm. And what do we do? 50 max. 50 max? Yeah. Any cut of meat you particularly enjoy? Rib eye. Yeah. So you're a big rib eye guy? Big rib guy. Eye guy. Big eye. Big rib eye guy. Big rib eye guy? Yes. Do you like everything with, like, big eye tuna? Sometimes, sometimes I want to save time when I'm, like, reading off a menu, so I'm like, "Give me the rib." And then they give me the wrong food. Well, right. Those are two different things. Is there, is that an issue? When you go out to eat that you can't read, do you have someone read for you, or do you just ask? I do have a reader. You do? Yeah. So I got a big staff, but one of the people on my staff reads things for me. So what happened was I almost got, so driving for me is a problem 'cause I don't have brakes, so, you know, I would take the brakes out of my car, get in accidents, then I, you know, I was like, "Okay, fine, I'll fucking start driving with brakes." But I couldn't read that said, "Stop." And so I would get into accidents, and so I'd started to have, instead of having to drive it 'cause I like to drive, I have a guy read for me as I go throughout the world and stuff. Wow. Yeah. Well, you're such a dynamic guy. That's why I'm so interested in you. I mean, I did read, you did have a little bit of a beef, I mean, I don't know if we should even talk about it, but- Oh, you can talk about it. Well, there was like this public thing about you and Red Band that you guys got into a big fight on Tony's show. You know who Red Band is? No. I mean, I know who he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean, yes, I know who he is. Right, yeah. So- He's on the show on Kill Tony with Tony, right? He's on, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's on the show and- But you hate each other. I fucking hate this guy. Why? 'Cause he's disgusting to look at. Well, he's just a guy. I mean, what about him is so gross? I mean, he just looks like a regular guy to me. You think that guy looks like a regular guy? I mean, yeah, right? Am I crazy? We'll put up a picture of Red Band right here. Every single time I look, put it this way. I had cancer. Right. I looked significantly better than that guy. I was dying of cancer. Okay. Because it sounds like this comes from something else. I'm telling you, well, okay. So I have a weak stomach. I'm pretty good in terms of everything, my health, all that sort of stuff. But the one thing, the one thing is that I have a weak stomach. And every time I look at him, which I'm surprised you don't have the same reaction, I need to vomit. Right. He doesn't do that to me. I just don't. So you- Are we talking, we're not talking about that. Pull up a picture or something. Put up a picture. Can we put up a picture here of Red Band? I just don't think he's that. I don't. That doesn't do that. So is the picture going to be like right here? It'll probably be in the middle of us. Okay. Right here. Yeah. So do you see the color of this guy's skin? Right. Do you see the weight of this man? Do you see the way the fat is distributed to his face? Okay. Do you see how unhealthy he is? Do you see how much of a predator he looks like? He looks like a predator. But I'll say this. He's married to a beautiful woman. I mean, he's got a good life. I mean, he's on the show. Well, do you know she's 16? She is? Yes. Wow. She's a 16 year old Asian woman. Wow. I know. I get it. Okay. So it makes me sick. Well, now this makes sense. Yes. As an 18 year old, I can fuck a 16 year old Asian woman, and I do, but he's not. He's like fucking 74 or something. He's 74 years old. I'm pretty good at reading age. I've never asked him, but I'm pretty good at reading age. Right. How old do you think I am? I'm afraid for this answer. 42. Yeah, I'm actually 42. Are you really? That's really good. Are you actually? I'm 42. Yeah. How old is my half black assistant, McCone? Can you say something? Hi. How are you? God, that's the whitest half black guy I've ever heard in my fucking life. It is. Yeah. He's actually not half black. I have to be honest with you. He's not. Well, everybody looks black when I'm wearing glasses. I'm going to be totally honest. I can't see shit. That doesn't make sense, actually. Yeah. He probably does look darker. I'm going to guess 27. 26. 26. Damn. I was going to say 26. I'm going to go to 26. I'm normally pretty good at this. Do you mind cutting in that you're actually 27? Yeah. Well, you cut it. 27. Oh, my God. That's really good. I mean, yeah. Can you guess weights? Like, how much do you think I weigh? Absolutely. You're about 300, and then you are about. I mean, you're fucking obese as shit. You're like. He's overweight right now. Well, he's like 5'2". Yeah. I would say he's the same weight, like 300. Just about, give or take. Yeah. Now, this is the thing, you've been critical on Kill Tony before of other people's looks and weights and sizes and skin tones, and I mean, you've really attacked everyone for everything. Yeah. What keeps you in such good shape? Like, what's your secret that you get to be kind of this debonair, handsome, strong guy? I don't do. Please. I do it a lot. So. You are doing a lot. So, Joe Rogan is one of my best buds, right? You guys are very close. Do you know. Have you done his pod or whatever? I have. I've done it 10 times, yeah. And he keeps asking me to do it, and I'm like, "Joe, I'm not going to do it. We're friends. We talk all the time off the pod. I don't want to talk on the pod." You think it'll ruin the relationship if you do Joe Rogan's podcast? It's just like, I just don't want to be. Because the stuff that we talk about, you don't want that to be on the airwaves, you know? Right. But wait. So, you're very close with Joe Rogan. This is something I guess we're learning now. I didn't know you were so close. Oh, I thought everybody knew. But. So, we developed his workout technique together, and so I just. We do the same thing. We're on the phone every morning and stuff like that. We wake up at 5:00. You and Joe are on the phone every morning? Yeah, because we're pushing each other. So he's. I'm like, "What are you doing right now? What are you doing?" He's like, "I'm on the kettlebells." Oh, right. And then I'm like. And then he's like, "Hey, can you pump me up?" I'm like, "You bet, Joe." And so I say, "Hey, nobody's going to watch your podcast unless you hit 20 reps." And he's like, "Go harder. Go harder." And I said, "Your wife is going to cheat on you if you don't get 20 reps." Whoa. He's like, "Go harder. Go harder." Wow. Go harder." He's like, "Go harder. Go harder." At some point, this has got to peak, right? It never peaks. I go. There's 20 more in there. There's so many more in that. Yeah. So he's just always telling me to go harder. I can't believe that you and Joe Rogan are so close. I didn't know that. Yeah. We don't like to talk about our relationship publicly, because people will think we're gay guys. I don't know if people think. They maybe just think you're just close friends. Do you have close friends that are guys? Yeah. I mean, McCone's one of my closest friends. Is that why he's literally hard as a rock right now? Well, I mean, that's a sponsorship thing. blue tube piece that we're we're gonna do are you actually sponsored by blue tube we're not yet but we're really gunning for it well let's let's try and get sponsored by blue tube but go ahead let's see if you can you do it for us sure because that would be huge sure no problem uh this camera's on me that's fine yeah hey fellas do you have a problem actually let me take it from the top take it from the top hi let me take it from the top um does your dick not work that good do you need a dick that works good do you look at your dick and you say i want my dick to get hard when i'm with a woman get orange chew that's a joke get blue chew blue chew literally goes into your dick from your mouth and it pumps blood into your cock through the power of blue the color yes and um let's take it from the top um no no i honestly i think it's a good idea i think it's a good idea i don't know i i feel like i feel like it could be better oh um maybe we ping 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do we there's some other ones that we'd like to have actually if you just whatever just i can get them dijonos it's delivery you know dijono i don't think they'll advertise with us we're actually looking to get some of these what they call them blue chip sponsors for the show yeah what are those they're big big names so just like blue so like shell oil and gas you know shell corporation you want to get shell yeah we're looking for shell yeah okay here we go you ever been on a beach forget about it go with shell it's a gas station and if you have a car that consumes gas you need gas and there's a bunch of different options there's mobile there's 76 the 711 there's 69 but there's also shell so next time you see a shell go in there fill up with gas there's all different types of gas there it's good prices it's um it's shell live in the shell live in the shell no so i knew that that came so organic to you and then you're like oh my god i'm gonna buy a car and i'm gonna buy a car and i'm 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you know i think he talked back to me he's just like no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do anything and i was like i don't like you anymore you know i don't want to be i don't want to believe in you and uh and i haven't talked to him since well i mean i feel like you should open your heart one more time to god because he's he's ready he's waiting are you a god man i'm a god man because that's man is you know we don't want to compare ourselves to the i'm a god guy yeah wait can you break that down why can't you say god man well god man sounds like a superhero and i don't really oh my god yeah are you thinking what i'm thinking yep what are we thinking oh you're not thinking i actually am not thinking what it is oh a new marvel movie called god man and it's the superhero is god and he's fucking shit up and he's he's saving the world yeah he's saving the world who's screwing it up satan and played by satan man and who what the what actor would play satan man do you think robert patterson robert pat patterson the second batman wow this is a now would you i'm spit i'm spitballing right now i love it i want to pretend like we're on the paramount lot and i'm spitballing with you is this what you do to executives you spitball and you give them all this heat yes but yet you don't so i would spitball with harvey i i came up with harvey you and harvey weinstein were old friends yeah he would be like let me give you a massage and i'd be like okay let me spitball an idea and you know we killed two birds with one uh rape jeez but yeah we would we would spitball we would spitball a lot big spitball now there's rumors on the internet i don't know if you want to address anything i'll address anything i'm an open book well there's rumors that say that you're you're actually jewish is that true i told you not to talk about one thing i told you not to know one thing you just literally said i'm an open book i'll say whatever yeah but i said don't talk about the fact that i'm jewish before we started the show all right we'll cut the whole thing out that's fine it's not that big of a deal if i watch this episode you have this part in i'm gonna fly back here i'm gonna shove bobby lee up your fucking ass okay and it's gonna kill you we'll cut it out because he's smart enough to do that and i'm gonna kill you because he's smart enough to do that but he's not that small right we'll cut it out next fucking question next question i apologize man we're gonna cut that stuff well he asked you okay he said before on a night out on the town with timmy what's your drink of choice are you do you like uh you like bourbon are you an alcohol guy i'm a manischewitz guy manischewitz manischewitz is a uh a bread right no it's not a bread i think you think you have holla that's the bread yeah i don't know they sound similar they sound similar manischewitz manischewitz is a dessert wine yeah it's like a it's like a wine right have you ever had it never it's traditionally a a jewish drink right yeah uh no it's not it's not manischewitz will you google that to see if manischewitz is traditionally a jewish drink what does it say it's saying that it is jewish what are you talking about manischewitz is a jewish that's just what that's what it's okay well Let's rewind for a second. Just rewind. You want to stop down the show? No, no, no. We can keep doing the show, but just cut that part out. Can I do a different answer? That's fine. So when we're going out to have something to eat and drink, are you a drinker? Do you like having a drink? Would you like one? No. I'm just an eater. I love to eat. What's your favorite meals? Like matzah. Matzah balls. No, like the matzah, the flatbread. Motzah. No, like matzah, like the cracker, flat cracker thing. You put butter on it. Is that also a Jewish dish, I think? I think a lot of these are Jewish dishes. They are not Jewish dishes. Have you ever had matzah? I don't think so. We stay pretty far away from that kind of stuff. Why? Because I'm a God guy. What does God have to do with matzah? I think a lot of people that eat matzah are probably devil men. I couldn't do it. Let me tell you something. Tell me. Break it down for me right now. No, you know what? I have had matzah. It's delicious. Oh, really? Yeah, it's very good. Well, but what you just said was you're a God man. I'm a God guy. I told you that. God man is a movie we're working on. That's right. That's right. That's right. But I thought it was devil bread was what you were saying. No, no, I didn't. That's not what I said. People think it's Jewish. It's not Jewish. Okay, it's not. Yeah, you know the story. What is it? It's a bunch of Italians. In like zero BC or whatever in Egypt, a bunch of these Italians were like, oh my God, this bread is so filling. We're going to get fat as fuck. And then they made this flat cracker. Which is the name of my next album, Flat Cracker. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's the name of my next album. Do you make music? I do. I've never heard one of your songs. Can I hear one? I'm a rapper. Give me a subject. I'll rap about it. Okay, perfect. Let's see. Harvey Weinstein. Do you want a beat? Oh, yeah. Sure. Who's the most evil man in Hollywood? Harvey Weinstein, and he barely could keep his wiener inside of his pants. All the time harassing, assaulting, doing the dance. Saying, you want to be in the movie? Well, you're going to have to move me. And that's all I got to say about Harvey today. Whoa. So, that's. Is that like one of your singles, or was that just a freestyle? It's an EP. Did you freestyle there, or was that actually a song you had? We wrote that down. I wrote that before the show. Holy shit. I thought you were going to ask me about it, so we wrote it down before the show. How much music have you made? I got about seven or eight full albums, I would say, and each of them has 38 songs on each side. What are the names of the albums? Just give me all eight of the names of the albums. So, my albums. And I'll say this, it's plagiarism, I'll be honest, because my albums were named after Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor's first couple of albums. So, Richard Pryor's first album. Oh, these aren't music albums? They are, but I took the name from Richard Pryor's first record. Like his stand-up? Yeah. Why'd you do that? I love the title. Delirious? No, of Richard Pryor. Live from the Sunset Strip? Uh, before that. What was that? You don't remember any of those? Well, I don't listen to black comedy. Seriously? I have no problem with black people, I just don't relate to it. You don't like any black stand-ups? Chris Rock. I mean, Chris Hack? Dave Chappelle. You're wearing a Chappelle shirt. I am? Yeah. Oh, so this is why you're not a fan of me. Because I like black comedy, you don't like it. I never said I wasn't a fan of you, first of all. But yeah, Dave Chappelle, uh, no. You don't like any black comedy? Well, Dave Chappelle steals all of his material. From who? Carlos Mencia. Does he really? Yes. Wow. Yes. I guess I didn't know that. Did you not read my Gawker article about it? No. Yeah, blew the whole thing wide open. Wow. Yeah. So, no Dave Chappelle, no Chris Rock, no Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. Is there any black comic you like? Dead or Alive? Yeah. Who is it? Cedric D'Anatana. You like Ced? I love Ced. Well, okay, what about Steve Harvey? Steve Harvey I don't like. You don't like, what do you not like about him? I don't like his game show. You don't like Family Feud? Yeah. Does he do comedy? Yeah, he did stand-up for a long time. Get the fuck out of here. No, he's, I think he might still do it. Oh, yeah. What? Yes. Is it good? Yeah, it's fantastic. Steve Harvey? Steve Harvey. Tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college. That's why she shops at BJ's Wholesale Club, saving up to 25% off grossing. Grocery store prices, beef jerky, microwave meals, laundry pods, even they can't screw up. Have you met my kids? And with BJ's gas, she gets there for less. They call me the road warrior. This is your home, road warrior mom. Home of the Save. Join for just $20 at BJ's.com slash mesquite and save 10 cents per gallon for six months. Open soon. 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You wanna do it again or? How about being on a boat? Right? How does that one go? You know when you're on a boat. Oh, I know this one. You know that one. I know this one. Yeah. You know when you be on a boat and you're like, "God damn, this boat is motherfucking huge!" That's Steve Harvey's bit. Okay. I actually do like his stand up. So there you go. You do like some black stand ups. I like Steve Harvey. So, said. I'm trying to think if there's any. The other one said. Cosby? Did you ever like him? I loved Cosby. Was he a stand up though? He was. Yeah. He was a piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know him? No, I didn't know him. You never met him? I never got to meet Bill Cosby. I don't think he would have liked me. Why not? Because you're a man? Because I'm a guy. I'm a God guy. Oh, God guy. He's not a God guy. He's not. No. He's one of those. Well, I thought the whole thing about being a God guy was you like to, you know. Praise God? You know what I mean. What do you, what? Isn't like the sacrament just a roofie? Well. Is that not what it is? If it's through a priest, it's different. What is the sacrament? It's the body of Christ. Yeah, but what is, what is it actually? Like, what is the thing that they give? Uh, it's a wafer. It's made in. It's not a roofie? It's not. No, it's not. It's just a wafer. Is the blood of Christ, uh, rubitussin? It's not actually, it's not blood. No, well, it's, it's wine usually. Oh, my God. Yes? Yes, indeed. That was a pun. Um, okay, all right. I know I'm, I feel like I'm filling you in with a lot of stuff. Well, I'm not, you know, I'm not well-read. I'm well-listened, but I'm not well-read. I've never read the Bible. Have you, have you ever heard the audiobook? The audiobook Bible? Is it good? Oh. My. Who voices it? God. Uh, Morgan Freeman. He does the Bible? The whole Bible. New. Old. Middle. New, old, and the middle of the Bible? All the fucking testaments. So you like black actors, but you're just not a big black stand-up fan? Black audiobooks. Black audiobooks. I don't like, I don't like black actors. Mm-hmm. I don't like black stand-ups, except for the ones that I said. Right. I love black voice-over artists. Morgan Freeman is a voice-over artist. Well, he's an actual voice-over artist. He's actually a well, he's an acclaimed actor as well. Just like an on-camera, you've never seen him on camera. He's not an actor. He's a voice-over artist. No, he's not. Is he not an actor? I feel like I'm wrong. Did you see March of the Penguins? I did. You did. Did you hear March of the Penguins? Mm-hmm. Do you know who that was? I'm gonna guess that you're gonna tell me it was Morgan Freeman. It was Morgan Freeman. You know who wasn't one of the penguins? Who? Morgan Freeman. He's a voice actor. Oh, okay. I. All those penguins? Not Morgan Freeman. Right. He has done other films on camera or no? No, he hasn't. He just does voice. In Shawshank Redemption, have you seen that movie? No. No, I have seen that movie. The one with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence. Tim Robinson. Tim Robbins. No, Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence were in that. No, that was Morgan Freeman. Mm-hmm. No. Martin Lawrence was in many other great films. Martin Lawrence was. Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence in Shawshank Redemption. I've seen Shawshank. It's one of my favorite movies. imagine if it was I'm gonna be honest I've never seen Tim Robinson and Martin Lawrence in Shawshank Redemption man get the fuck out of here what are you doing you crazy ass motherfucker no he plays what's her name from his sitcom he plays yeah with the nails and the fucking hair oh oh oh Shanaynay Jenkins Shanaynay she's like now you must be out of your motherfucking mind it's Martin Lawrence as Shanaynay in Shawshank Redemption with Tim Robinson that's the movie we should after Godman after Godman we should make that's the movie we need to make we should remake Shawshank Redemption I'm in your car I get into your car right I get into your car and I'm like get out right but I mean I'm in your car what's playing what is it what's playing over the what's playing yeah is it a radio is it CDs are you a tape guy are you Spotify no I kind of whatever it doesn't really matter Jersey Boys the Jersey Boys the soundtrack to the movie Jersey Boys the play Jersey Boys yeah yeah yeah Sherry baby right you know like stuff like that Jersey Boys is great oh my god Frankie Valli right no no that's not Frankie Valli no it's a Jersey Boys I do think Frankie Valli was in the Jersey Boys no it's a it's a well it's a movie but it's also it's a play and a movie about boys from Jersey who were in a band called the Jersey Boys they were kind of the original boy group yes but but is it not Frankie Valli it is it's Frankie Valli guys I'm gonna fucking fight both of you guys well no we're just I'm just saying if you keep telling me I'm wrong when I know I'm right and people can look this up myself like I don't know if you guys talked about this before we did you know we did and it's a bad joke and I'm sorry so you're just trying to antagonize me or something right now yeah I'm sorry the Jersey Boys is about a group named the fucking Jersey Boys you know I'm from Jersey it's my favorite fucking thing you don't think I fucking know that I'll leave right now I'll leave right now if there's one thing that you don't do is talk about the fucking Jersey Boys like that I'm sorry it's the only thing that and calling me a fucking Jew it's the only things I said not to do okay I won't anymore so no more Jersey Boys and then there was a third thing but we'll see if that comes up I don't want to bring it up right now don't bring it up I'm not going to I didn't pick you as a guy who likes plays so you love plays I think plays are not gay that so Whiskey Ginger gay gay me gay gay this guy gay McCone gay these cameras the cameras are gay well they're pink they are pink but that's just how we bought them yeah but you made a choice to buy pink cameras they were out of black most cameras are all cameras are black I've never seen pink cameras in my fucking life well where do we get these pink cameras from what is this from the gay store or something did you buy these at the gay store I did buy them oh well that's fine well finally he's being honest okay so we have the Jersey Boys so this is all gay okay I'm gay Manchevitz is Jewish you know like you guys are just literally just trying to antagonize me this whole time well stop I'm sorry okay it's fine but plays not gay plays plays not gay plays straight as fuck Les Mis oh you love that are you telling me that's gay you know kinky boots you telling me that's gay no it's not what about Rent Rent not gay it's about a bunch of people with AIDS but it's not gay so none of the no one's gay in the story Rent you can get AIDS from fucking chicks is that true is that not true I mean it's easy E huh easy E easy E well he was gay oh okay you didn't know that well I mean I guess I know now you know what NWA stands for what does NWA stand for I never even knew no woman I oh that's well so what about Magic Johnson he's not gay he got HIV he's not gay he got HIV yeah oh so so hmm he's not gay okay he's not you can have so I have HIV but it's not it's not it's not AIDS I'm not gay right I am not gay right so you can get you can get HIV but you aren't necessarily gay if you have HIV okay so what makes there's a bunch of things that can make you gay what makes me gay your attitude your demeanor the fact that you like Dave Chappelle the fact that you're wearing Nikes and stuff like that just do it so Nikes are gay yeah just do it what does that mean just do a guy in the fucking ass that's what it means Adidas is that what the slogan means Adidas is Adidas we hate Jews you know it's a German company that's not gay so you like Adidas because of they're anti-Semitic I don't like Adidas you don't like Adidas I like Kanye West right and as soon as he stopped working for Adidas I was like no you think Kanye's what he's been talking about the past couple years is profound and true yeah I just found out he was a musician what did you think he was prior a public speaker kind of he is kind of a public speaker yeah I love his message what is his main message the Jews are running showbiz stop it that's his message yeah fuck that shit okay yeah and you love that I think it's I think we're going down a path right now and I'm pretty stuck on that path I'm trying to reverse it but I can't let's get off of that path let's get off of that path we can easily get off of that path man Palestine what's up you know are you big pro Palestine guy big Palestine guy big Zionist there was a rumor you know what I mean I do know what you mean love Palestine love Israel so you like everybody so that you're you're divided not everybody I don't like Jerusalem but I love Israel you love the rest of Israel love Palestine got it love well I love Jerusalem too I'm a God guy what are your opinions on Shia LaBeouf I think he's having a tough time right now me too yeah do you know him yes you believe him you were buddies with him yeah I was gonna be Stephen and even Stevens and stuff like that were you really yeah so what happened was another thing you turned down well the thing was I wasn't born yet so what happened was my mom they were like you're fucking hot why don't you push out a baby cause your mom was beautiful oh my god is she dead now are your parents dead she fucking is dead as fuck were both of your parents dead yeah Waymo they both died in a Waymo separate they were divorced separate incident where how well I just I didn't know that they were in there and I set it on fire doing my thing and then you know and they fucking died I killed my parents accidentally do you feel any remorse for that oh my god yes of course I love my parents well then but I hate Waymo I understand you know what I mean yeah this does actually make sense so it's like it's like yeah I feel remorse I'm so bummed out you know even sitting here right now I'm like god what a fucking mistake but I was doing good things you know I was I was promoting fossil fuels and stuff like that so I think if they if they you know they're looking down on me now from um god man and they're saying hey we get it you know you were trying to do what's right you were trying to end electric vehicles you were we support you you know fuck and then they were really anti-semitic so they'd probably say like your parents were yes big time they were Jewish but they fucking super anti-semitic wait your parents if your parents were Jewish you're Jewish no because they're dead oh if they're dead it doesn't do you not know how religion works not really to be honest so if your parents are dead you can then become whoever you want but as long as they're alive you're dead you know what I mean so if are your parents alive they are okay so as soon as they die you can be like I'm black you know so when they die I can be black if you want you don't have to be but your parents because there's no evidence that you're not black because your parents are dead so people don't know that does make it actually does make sense so it's just like when you show up to Thanksgiving you could have stand-in parents that are black and you could take a picture of you with just a bunch of black people and you're like me and my fam and no one can say shit absolutely not well you gotta do like you gotta do some photoshop and blackface yourself that's fine yeah you gotta just like you know you gotta change your you know the way you look but I feel like I feel like I feel like you're more knowledgeable than people think in that you lead on who the fuck said I wasn't knowledgeable no who's talking shit well a couple people on the internet have said that they think you're a dumb guy who's the most famous person that's talked shit about you yeah should we tell them we have on record we have Rogan talking heavy shit about you I mean Joe kind of went off on a tangent he said you've never made it to a workout with him he said your diet is bullshit he's like I've never even seen Timmy get laid one time he talks he spouses all this like I'm a lady killer and then Rogan said also that you're you're living you're living with like three other guys and you're not paying rent I mean this is all stuff that like Joe had said to us so I don't know okay alright I'm gonna say it Joe Rogan's gay that was something I was gonna take to the grave with me Joe and he'll co-sign it he'll co-sign that it doesn't sound like he'll co-sign that no he'll co-sign it here's why call him up right now you want me to call him don't do that okay I won't call him then don't do that he told us all this stuff about you and I believe Joe I hate to tell you do you believe me when I say he's gay I don't are you gonna call him no look at this do you have photos where did you get that photo in this one oh my god yeah I don't know Why are those so easily accessible? Well, they're my background. yeah one of them is your lock screen one of them is your home screen wow yep because we're best friends you know like i'm not in a relationship so it's a bit you do with him yeah we do bits but yeah he um yeah just just gay guy and that's that's fine i can be friends with gay guys like i'm totally fine with that yeah i feel like we could be friends at some point me you and macon i'm totally open to that and because that we're gay you say then you you're still fine with that i'm okay with that i'm okay with gay people i think i've said some people i'm not okay with and we're going to cut some of those things but in terms of gays totally fine gay people are cool gay people are fun you know i used to be gay and so wait what do you mean you were yeah i went through a period where i was gay when was that um i would say a couple years ago a couple years ago yeah i was gay i was gay for about a year when did that stop how did that stop well it's like i want to know what it's like we got to cut this you don't want any of that stuff i don't want anybody to think i'm gay okay well how about this you're a you're a great touring act and you're on the road right now you you've been touring everywhere yeah you know what are what are some cities that you got coming up that you're excited about um well i'm doing irvine after this then i'm going to ontario then i'm going to nevada then i'm going to wyoming and then i'm going to uh tokyo you're going to japan yeah and then i'm going back to saudi riyadh i'm going to um antarctica i'm doing the international space station you're doing the iss from oh my god i'm doing the is and uh coliseum you're doing the the coliseum here in los angeles no the roman oh the roman policy and then i'm doing a couple aa meetings i'm doing um the nba playoffs i'm doing um hawaii i'm doing epstein's again and then uh and then i'm doing a couple open mics well i mean that sounds great i mean go to timmy no breaks.com right yeah check me out to check you out any of those all of them are sold out so oh so well there's got to be a reserve or you know like a no can't go to it okay well i mean go to the website and you guys can check him out no don't go to my website don't go to his website don't go check him out uh he's going to be doing his thing without you yes do not follow me do not go to my website don't do anything okay well we end the show the same way you want to look at that camera and say one word or a phrase to end the episode to yeah no problem we got to cut this in here we pour a whisk you are that creature in the ginger beard sturdy and ginger like vampires the ginger gene is a curse gingers are beautiful you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and 75 dollars for the horse gingers are hell no this whiskey is excellent ginger i like gingers need fast hydration for the summer heat hydrate your winds with the new liquid iv sugar-free ring pop cherry it's the classic cherry ring pop flavor you grew up loving reimagined as a zero sugar hydration mix that's clinically proven to hydrate faster than water alone whether you're spending the day in the heat recovering after a workout or just looking for an easy afternoon pick-me-up liquid iv makes hydration simple and delicious shop liquidiv.com save with their buy three get one free offer and use promo code pod 26 that's p-o-d-2-6 tammy regularly hauls stuff to her kids at college that's why she shops at bj's wholesale club saving up to 25 off grocery store prices beef jerky microwave meals laundry pods even they can't screw up have you met my kids and with bj's gas she gets there for less they call me the road warrior this is your home road warrior mom home of the save join for just twenty dollars at bjs.com slash mesquite and save ten cents per gallon for six months open soon limited time offer new members only bj's home of the save this episode is brought to you by txu energy for the first time ever texans have an energy plan that combines free nights all year with daytime summer savings it's called free nights and cool summer you get free nights every night all year long plus a 25 bonus toward your daytime use all summer it's a first of its kind plan created for how texans actually use energy discover how much more you could save with free nights and cool summer txu energy energy for everything visit txu.com for more information rep number one zero zero zero four