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Was it just me? I think you were with Eric as well. Oh, yeah. Back when we had-- we would eat together, yeah. As we didn't know anybody else. As friends too. As friends too, yeah, yeah. And-- but yeah, I've been a fan. And I-- you're in Pride's Bates. Sure. He's going to go-- You can do all your credits. Yeah. No, no, I'm going to do all of them. I'm not going to do all of them. But the last one, the latest one is is that office hours with Tim Heidecker. You know what I mean? And where can you see that? YouTube. And wherever your show is, yeah. What do you mean? patreon.com/officehourslaw. Hey, I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we have a lot of things to common then. I'm sure we were both interested in humor. [LAUGHTER] What kind of food did you guys know? No, I think we should start off with a fucking prayer. Let's do it. I think everyone should do a verse, you know what I mean? And I'm not particularly religious. OK, are you? No, I was raised Catholic. You were. I could sing one of my favorite songs from church. Oh, which one is it? I was raised Catholic. I the Lord of C.N. Sky. I have heard my people cry all who dwell in dark and sin. My hand will say. White Catholic. That's what we hear. You're like looking at me like I'm supposed to kick in and-- It is an idol. I've never heard of it before. It's a good one. Well, if you know churches didn't have that specific one, but I like it. Yeah. Oh, well, Koreans, we have that version. Do you have a lot of Catholics? [NON-ENGLISH SINGING] Same melody. [NON-ENGLISH SINGING] What's Hananim mean? Hananim means God. OK. Yeah, yeah. All that other stuff was just painted. [LAUGHTER] Because I don't know Korean that well. No, I know Hananim, which is God, you know what I mean? And-- Hananim. And Hananim. Hananim. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And there's just a little tidbit that I found out last night. There's a place called homo hill in Korea. It's the gay area. But anyway, let's move on. I just found that out last night. Where? Where is it? I'm sorry. You want to homo hill? Yes, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What were you doing? Brain? Hang it out. [LAUGHTER] Are you wrestling with his bro? Yeah, we're just hanging out. Drop in water bottles. Dear Lord, I'll start. You want to go this way? I went. Oh, we're all seeing-- Oh, you already knew what I saw. Oh, you went. That's the-- I'm not going to do it again. I didn't ask you the same. Whoa, first of all. I like his bro. I know, yeah, but that's not a prayer. That's a saw. No, him? Is it him a prayer? I would think it's a-- Yeah, it's the right. It's not technically a prayer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to come back to me. I'm happy to do it. Whenever it fills the time. [LAUGHTER] Wait, wait. No, you know what, dude? We're going to go as long as we can. OK. Yeah, we're going to break a rocker tonight. Four hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So dear Lord, Heavenly Father, thank you so much for the food. And please help, what food? Where's the food? In general. Yeah. Yeah, we eat in general. Your surplus upstairs. Yeah, yeah, I've surplus food upstairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you not interrupt my fucking prayers, lady? What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, we both have options, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dear Lord, Heavenly Father, our Savior. Thank you so much for friendship. And being able to express myself on the internet, the way I do. Thank you for Tim Heidecker for being here. I'm a big fan. Thank you for the ocean and all the life that lives in it. Even the-- all the varieties of sharks they have. They have the Greenland shark that lives for like 500 years. Thank you for that, you know what I mean? And thank you for-- can I ask you a question real quick? In the middle of a-- I was going to go, no, no, this is a good phrase. It's a good phrase. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to keep thinking. My mom's still being alive. [LAUGHTER] Right, thank you for my mom's still being alive. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I had a colonoscopy. Thank you, Lord. And I have no polyps. And I have no cancer in my butthole, which is a good thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It can be elsewhere, but just so you know, that's not a full clear-- You could have cancer somewhere else. You could have cancer somewhere else. Just so you know, that doesn't-- It's not checking at all. One area. Oh, no. I mean, you know, we felt good though. We felt good. We pray that you don't have it anywhere else. Yeah, yeah, we pray that we have it. Yeah. Thank you for that information, by the way, OK. And also thank you for-- let's hope that we can get out of this war. But there's no off ramp. There's no off ramp. And you know, we've got to-- we're fucked, OK? Go ahead. Oh, it's-- Yeah, we go around the circle. I thank you, Lord, for my son and my son only. Jesus. No, she has a natural physical son. Go ahead, highway. Dear Jesus, what's up, man? Hey, man, we're waiting for you. Second coming. Oh, thank you for-- Epidotas. Epidotas. Thank you for-- Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Ketos and Flautos. Walmart and Ralph's and Tim Heideker for being here. Yeah, yeah, I'm-- Yachturo. I don't like that. OK, OK. Vlog. Thank you for tacos 1986. Yes, great play, man. It's all right. [LAUGHTER] And that's it, amen. Yeah, all right. Go ahead. Jesus. Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, wait, I missed it. Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy Jesus come, thy-- Thank kingdom come. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses. As we forgive those who trespass against us. That's a Catholic right there. There you go. Deliver us now from evil. And now until the-- He does not interemptation and deliver us from evil. Yeah. Yeah. I got some of them on. Amen. Amen. Very good, very good. Let's clap. Let's clap. We did it. And I think this is going to look very well. I think it's going to go very well. Amen. Congratulations on info worse. Thank you. Yay, and you're the creative director. Apparently. Yeah, yeah. What-- I mean, you don't have to-- because we don't want to give spoilers. But what's the direction do you think you're going to take it? We're looking at it-- a direct competitor to Zillow. I don't know if you're familiar with this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [LAUGHTER] I love that ain't-- I love that ain't really good angle there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Acquiring Redfin, or built, built, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Apartments.com. We're talking to Jeff Goldblum right now. This is really good. Yeah, good direction. No, we're going to, you know, we're going to goof around on Alex for a little while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we're going to just try to turn into a comedy streaming site for a good shit that we like. That's great. Because it doesn't really exist right now. There's a few places. Yeah, but there used to be a lot of places. It used to be adult swim. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you turned on Comedy Central lately? I mean, it is just it's that office rerun. I don't even know how to even get on to Tom Comedy Central. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where do you find that? I don't even know. It's on cable. Yeah. It's on cable. Always that on the internet strictly or can you watch it? Does Comedy Central still have a strong cable? Yeah. Yeah. They do. It's just the office. It's the office. Futurama or something. Yeah. They used to do Matt TV all the time. They bought the rights for a while. So you know what I mean? That's how yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's what Comedy Central is. Like me TV for comedy. It's also you know, it's corporate, you know, there's notes and hate corporate. Anything corporate. Well, I mean, because with corporations involved, there's notes. Yes. And there's like, you know, I mean, you can't do that. And it's like, I just think that that, you know, stifles comedy in a certain way. But there is like, I mean, for my experience at adult swim for many years, there was, that was a corporation, but there was like, it was a small group of people that really cared that really had great sensibility that I wanted to get notes from because they were really good. Yeah. And I'm hoping I can be that for some people. Yeah. Or just be encouraging and experimental and try stuff and give people some money and see what happens. Yeah. Can I play Kim Jong-un anything? You're on our short list. Yeah. Well, if you were the cast Kim Jong-un, right? What is the list? I want to know the list. Oh, oh, I see. Yeah. I just mean you're on our general shortlist. Oh, to place things off talent. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so you don't have like a list of like, well, number one is Jimmy O'Yea. Number two is Ronnie Chang and number three is Bobby Lee. It is a short list. But yeah, because I've always been like, I mean, the short list for everything, but I'm always fifth. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Or people have to say no for me to get it. Have you done him before? Have you done him? I played his dad. Yeah. Back when he was alive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did. Oh, yeah. I didn't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who will be difficult? I think they even had Margaret do one before you. Yeah. I'm like an award show one time. Yeah. But in that specific situation. They asked me to audition. And I said, I wouldn't audition because I had already done ill. They should know. Yeah. So I did ill on TV. So I'm like, I'm pretty much going to do ill for un. Yeah. Right. So I don't think you're going to get a lot of customer complaint. You didn't do it right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yeah. So I felt like I just watch the TV and see me do ill. But they're like, no, we gave it. They give it to Margaret. Would you wear a fat suit? I do everything I can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even a bigger one. Yeah. I mean, as if he, you know, ate his daughter or whatever. That's like, let me cut that out. I mean, is she next in line? She's next in line. And she, he adores her, which is what I ate. It's like him. I like him. I like him. He's sad. Yeah. Yeah. Because he feels, I feel like he's a loan. Well, he's got Trump. They seem to be get a lot of it. You don't hear much about that anymore. - Yeah, keep in touch. - You know, I heard that Trump, when he goes to Beijing, which probably will never happen. But I heard that he wants to see I'll, I'm oon too. - Right, right. - Yeah, yeah. But maybe that reunion may or may not happen. But I feel like he's got a lot on his plate. - Who does? - Trump. - Yeah, too much I think. - Yeah, maybe. You know, we're not, I think he's doing a great job. (laughing) - Yeah, you do? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - One thing, ballroom? - Ballroom we need. - We need. - That's the first thing I thought. - Yeah, bulletproof ballroom. - Where is the ballroom? - Yeah, where is it? I've always looked at the building. That needs a ballroom. - Well, you know what, if that's the logic, then he has to stay in the ballroom like a gorilla. - Oh, yeah. - He can't leave. - He can't leave, yeah. - If he leaves, he's gonna be killed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like one of those Vegas domes. - Yes, that'd be fun. - Yeah. - Or like a Truman Show thing. - Like a Truman Show thing. - Or may build a world for him. - Oh, dude. - That's what we should have done from the beginning. - Yes. - You see that house in Vegas, that's like a 1970s bunker. - No. - That's like lit the way outside would be lit. Like, can you pull it up, Gil? I feel like maybe-- - I try to freak us out or what? - No, it freaks me out 'cause I'm claustrophobic and I hate artificial lights. - Oh, so when you're there, it feels like you're above ground, but it's all screened. - Exactly, so it's made to like mimic outside as if you were living above ground. - It's a whole community, right? - It's a whole like huge thing. - Yeah, I've seen that. - By the way, I just want to say sympathy and love to all the people that work behind the scenes on podcasts when people say, can you look that thing up and they use very little information. And this guy's over here looking up random words, 70s, 80s, - I'm so sorry. - Vegas. - Bunker, Las Vegas. I got it, I got it, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You have it, right Gil? - Oh, franticie looks. - There's a lot. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you're asking it, just like, should I bring that to me? - There's a video of this. - No, that's not it. - It's not it! (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - Get in my brain and put up what I'm thinking about. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't know, dude. - I can help him, the Venetian walkway. - Oh, no, that's not it. - It's it is. - No, it's not. - I know you. - That's in the Vegas, it'll tell you. - This is the money who actually built underground bunkers. - No, that's not it. - There's an underground bunker. - It's a home, it's a full blown home. - And it's not just a home. Can I, may I interrupt? - Yes. - It's a city. - It's a city. - It's a city. - It's a city. - And it's an experiment, supposedly it's a conspiracy to this theory that they built a city underground. I don't know here it was in Vegas. I don't know why we were talking about city. - We built this underground. - Yeah, who's saying that song? - Starship. - Exactly. Anyway, great band. - Yeah. - I miss Tina Turner for some reason. - What? - I just miss Tina Turner. - You know her. (laughing) - This is insane, by the way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this? - That wouldn't fool you for two seconds. (laughing) - Completely crazy, right? - Yeah, it's crazy right away. - Is this the one with a pool and everything? - Yeah, I saw a pool. - Yeah, okay. - And that's underground. - Yeah. - Yeah. I don't know why you would bring this up in the middle of. - Well, you were talking about Ballroom and you know, things. - A Truman show. - A Truman show. - A Truman show. - Thank you so much, Tim, for even getting me back on track. - You're welcome. - Yeah, yeah. - And it's an maintained world where he can't exit, right? - Yeah, so, why did the Tim and Eric show end? - Whoa, we just got serious. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Was it like a Beatles breakup? - No, no, I was just texting with Eric today and what happened? Let's see, well, we stopped awesome show because we wanted to make the movie, which became billion dollar movie. - Yeah. - And we made that and then we made another show called Bedtime Stories and that ran its core. And everything just runs its course, you know? We don't want to like draw, you know, bore everything into the ground if it was the right word for it, but we get antsy and restless and yeah, and I think we did another show after that called Beef House, which we did six episodes of, The Fakes It Come. And then they decided not to make more of that. So it was a little bit decided by, you know, the networks and then we tried to pitch a couple things that didn't happen. Eric and I each got busy with our own projects and life. - And life happens, you know, just, you know, we have some plans for stuff in the future, but we'll see. - Yeah. Because it's a. (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) - This man I know, Bobbi Lee, sometimes gets a little bit limp. - That's where Bluetooth comes in. I'll tell you that right now. They have been on a mission for years to get you bricked up, build your confidence and help you actually perform in the bedroom. 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Like at the same time. - But you had the same type. - Like, well, I mean, we, and here's 2008. - Oh, okay, so it was. So, yeah, I was aware of it and watching it and I was like, you know, I just, it was more my type of comedy. - Yeah. - The work show. - Yeah. - And Connie Chung and things that I didn't want to do. - You know what, one of the first people, like the first people I met out here before even, I think before I even moved here, 'cause we kind of became, got some success through Bob Odenker. - I love Bob. - And Bob was the first person to see us and believe in us and push us. But the other person that I was just a fan of from the Christopher Guest movies was Michael Hitchcock. - He is one of my, he is one of my best bodies in the world. - Wow. - And so I wrote him like a fan and he was like, well, if you're gonna be in LA, but we kept in touch and then we came out to LA to visit Bob and he invited me to a mad TV taping. - Wow. - But it was very weird 'cause I don't think he didn't know how to help me at the time and I didn't know what, I don't know, it was just this weird like, so how was your flight? - Oh, right. - It was a little awkward. We had lunch and everything. But yeah, he let us come to a taping. I don't know, I can't say if you were there, but it would have been 2004. - No, it wasn't. - It was probably there, but yeah, yeah. But, well, Hitchcock was kind of a producer. If you watch the guest Christopher Guest movies, he is in all of them. - I'm sure he's in all of them. - Definitely, it's the big ones. - Best in show, Develle Stuyard. - He's got the glasses. - He's got the braces. - Yeah, very funny. And then waiting for government, he's in it. He put a guy, that moment is like the most important comedy moments. - I love it too. - And when he's welling up watching, you know, me is so fucking funny. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I mean, his desire for him, you know, me. - Yes. - But he can't come out. - Yes. - Guys, you know, me and the clouds. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, Hitchcock, in fact, after Matt TV, I got a Comedy Central deal, and he was my showrunner. - Wow. - Yeah, yeah. - So he's talking, I'll tell him I said hello. - Yeah, well, yeah. - Well, to me, and he's, you know what, I love about Hitchcock. Am I boring you? - No. Why are you saying that? - And we're not talking about Alfred Hitchcock. (laughing) - You know what I'm saying? - Most times, people say, you know what I love about Hitchcock? - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, there's scream or angle. - But we're also very, very passive out of Hitchcock, that's all. - Yeah, I mean. - Well, Christopher Gaston, he's my favorite. You know this. - Did you meet Michael? - No, I never did. - Wow. - Yeah, yeah, wow. That's interesting. - Well. - That's bad. - Well, this is very boring. Do on cinema what you should be watching, why should I be watching? - Well, 'cause it's the best thing ever. - Okay. - And some guys back, you're nodding a little bit, but. (laughing) - Who is nodding? - Who is nodding? - Who is nodding? - You were? Do you know what cinema? - Yeah. - What is it? - It's the great, it's films. What do you mean? - Okay. - No, well, it's just type in on cinema with Tim Heidecker, something like that. - But me and Greg Turkington, who you know from, as Neil Hamburger. - Yes. - We've been doing this for 12, almost like concurrent with Tim and Eric. - Wait, you know Neil Hamburger? - He's like one of my closest friends. Well, now you're playing the first episode of on cinema at this cinema. This doesn't look familiar to you. - Oh, it does, for sure. - For sure, it does. And I forgot. You watch movies and you review them? - Essentially, yes. But it's much deeper than that. (laughing) - Is there as conspiracies and stuff? And like what? - It's a soap opera. It's a saga of these two characters who genuinely, (laughing) and generally hate each other. - Like Siskel and Evert. - They hate each other. - They hate Evert. - Oh my god, do you see like, have you ever seen them talk between takes and stuff? - No, I just, I was thinking about that. - Type in the trial of Tim Heidecker. And this is, like if you start watching the show from the beginning about halfway through the series, you get to what you'll about, what you're about to see. - Okay. - It is a murder trial worth that my character's on that plays out pretty much in real life. (laughing) - Okay, okay. - And, and you'll love it. But anyway, I don't know why, I don't know why. - I can't wait to watch it. - I don't know why I brought it up. - Yeah, yeah. And I can watch it on the YouTube. - Yes, about five years ago, just skip to the middle of this or something. - You know, it's, that's me. (laughing) It's five hours long. - Yeah, and do you play yourself? - Do you play yourself? - Well, I am, it's my same name, it's my name. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely not me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's what, it's a joy. (laughing) - It's a joy. - Yeah, is there a jury? - There is a jury. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You never see them because that's what you would. - Oh, these are all the people you killed. - That's right, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Those are your serial killers. - No, I'm not serial killer. I ran a music festival and handed out vape pens that were poisonous. (laughing) Accident. - Five seconds. - There was Greg in the background. - Yeah, yeah. - Being popcorn. - I'm enjoying it. - That's great. - Yeah. - Yeah, how long did they take you to tape all that? - This was about two and a half days. - Yeah. - Out there in Santa Monica. - Santa Monica. - The commissioned courthouse. - Yeah, yeah. - Like, did you produce it yourself? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, it was produced for Adult Swim, because it was. - Oh, it was. - But about five years ago, we made our own streaming network called the High Network, H-E-I Network, and it's all behind the paywall now. - Yeah. - So fans support the show that way. - Oh, that's amazing. - Yeah, it's great. - Wow. - Yeah, 'cause me and Andrew, I don't know if you know, - Yeah. - I did his show. - Yeah, he told me, and him and I produced our own show, and we're just gonna put it on our YouTube. - Greg, I think that's the kind of the direction that. - Yeah, I mean, that's, you can do that. Hopefully with InfoWars, we can provide some guidance there. Not for, you know, for whoever. - I need guidance. - Or you, you know. - But what, what, dude, do I feel like? - I didn't mean to say that. - 'Cause it looked like I need guidance. - Probably. (laughing) - Okay. So, you know, please guide me. - Yeah. I'm trying to think has Ben, the CEO, said something like, asked him to, that he's our, what is it, he said. Yes, you can be, one of our new correspondents, is what, essentially, he said. - Who, me? - Yeah. Are you being real? (laughing) That's what he said. I don't know. - That's a long road to get through. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me just, cause I love, I would do it. - Yeah, yeah. Number of. - Yeah, I mean, you, like, you want to just, you want to, just do this on YouTube, or do you want to have like the curated sort of, a patina of it being on InfoWars is the question. - That's what I want to do. I want to be a correspondent. - Okay, we'll talk. - Maybe I'll just to news from Asia. - That sounds great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I love the title. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - News from Asia. - News from Asia. Yeah, yeah. - It from, from Hollywood. - From Hollywood, though. - Yeah, from Hollywood. - News of Asia from Hollywood. - Of Asia, yeah. - And maybe Ken Jeong and I could be both. - Okay. - Or something like that, you know what I mean? - Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let's circle back, as we say in the business. - Yeah, you know, usually in the business, when they say circle back, or they say, you're in the mix, or they, we pinned you. - Yeah. - Means you're not going to get the job. - Right. - So I don't feel like this is going to happen. - It might not. - Was it safe? - No, I'm just, I don't like to do business deals on air. - Oh, is that what you're thinking? - I like to lock it in air. - Yeah, well, since the fans go, oh, there's a verbal agreement. - Right, I'm not making any commitments with you. (laughing) - Oh, not at all. - No. - But I wield so much power, I have to be careful. - I understand that you wield a lot of power, but can I ask you this, though, right? What does your heart say? - I would love, as you seem like a fun guy to work with. - Yes. - Yeah. - I'm going to have to do a lot of research and talk to these guys. - Oh, okay, but let me just, can I, can I, like, do do a job interview? - No. - I rather not. (laughing) - Yes, at some point, not. - No, but right now, because you don't have to see yes or no, I could just tell you my qualifications. - I know your qualifications, you've, you've mad TV and then whatever else. I'm not sure. - I see, I see the comedy story. - I see your name on the comedy story a lot. - I was in the section of the city. - I could lead with that. - Yeah, reservation dogs. - Res dogs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was in the movie The Dictator. I've done films, right? - You know what I mean? I've done many TV shows. - Yes. - Hawaii. - Hawaii. - Hawaii. - Hawaii. - Hawaii. - I mean, as a reoccurring on that show. - Yeah, it would be a, I'm not done. - I'm not done. - Okay. - I'm not fucking done, dude. - Okay. - All right. Number one, I'm punctual. You know, I'm not done. I'm not like Tim Dillon where it's like, I'm gonna show up and he doesn't show up. - How about me, I was 10 minutes early. - And already you showed your qualifications for being a real, coming back to this show. - Yeah, a tycoon. - A tycoon, yeah. (laughing) Number two, right, I'm very nice to staff and everybody. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also number three, I can take notes. - Good, that's good, that's important. - I can take notes. - He's also properly medicated. - I'm properly medicated. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - You're on psychoactive medication. - I'm on lexapro, lexapro, okay, yeah, yeah. - And ADHD medicated. - And ADHD, okay. - Laser focus. - I'm laser focus. - I'm very impressed, yeah, yeah. - And he doesn't have cancer yet. (laughing) - I don't have colon cancer. - Huge, okay. - Which is a huge thing. - You're in therapy. - I'm in therapy, psychiatrist. Do you have any vices? What are your vices? - I've been four years sober. - Oh, is that California sober or what? - Real sober. - Real sober. - Real sober. - Why'd you go home? - No, I was like vices, but then, you know, the pee. - You drink pee? - You drink soap. (laughing) - What is the vices? - Born? - Yeah, I think born. - No porn. - Pornous. - It's been three months. - Oh, wow. - I'm also in a relationship now. You're in a relationship. - Yeah. Three months? - Yeah. - It's incredible, congrats. - So what's up with the pee? (laughing) - That was the problem. - I wouldn't have a problem with it either way. (laughing) - I don't even know. - I also don't think porn is a disqualifier. - If you're applying to chick-chick-chick-chick-fil-a. - Shick-fil-a. - Shick-fil-a. - All right. Shick-fil-a. - Yeah. - And they're not gonna go do watch porn. If you're, you know what I mean? - The question, I mean, listen. - You know the shick-fil-a. - Shick-fil-a. - Yeah. - Do you know the hiring methods of that? - No. - No, they are very, very Christian. I guess they are. - Yes, they are. - And yeah. - It's a very impressive interview. And the question will be, do you have it? - Ah. - Do I have it? - Do I have it? - And I don't know. - What? - I don't know. - We'll find out. - No, no, no, let me say this then. Okay. Let me say this. All right. - Yeah. - And I don't want to brag. All right. - When you said it, it kind of made me defensive a little bit. - Yeah, okay. - So what I do, what I've done, pilots, and-- - I knew the monkey was gonna come up. - Yeah. (laughing) - I knew the monkey story was gonna come up. - I'm not breaking up the monkey. - Okay. - You might be. - Monkey and baby, yeah. - So I did a network television show with a monkey. - Okay. - What was it called? - It was called Animal Practice. Can you look, look it up please? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Is that the one with Joel McHale? - No. - It sounds like a Joel. - Oh yeah. - But this was a sick of zoom in. - Go go to the monkey. - Okay. - Oh my god, there you are with the mustache. - Yeah, there I am with the mustache. - And the bow tie. - And the bow tie, right? So I play a veterinarian, okay? And see the monkey there? I tested as good as the monkey. - I knew you were gonna say that. (laughing) - Who's the guy in the right? Who's the lead? - He's from weeds. - Okay. - Justin Kirk. - Kirk, yeah. - Kirk, has he done this? - Okay. We should have him on. Tyler LeBean, who's the woman all the way in the back? - Betsy. - Sarah. - Okay. - She's from UCB. Anyway. - How many episodes did that show last? - A year. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. They said it was the worst show I ever made. - I wanna watch it. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah. But you know who the producers were? - Oh, that's right. - Lord and Miller. (laughing) - I hope it won't end up. - No, it's the Russo brothers. - Well, it was close almost. - From the Avengers, and all. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, the network was on. - NBC. - NBC. - Yeah, yeah, wow. - We thought it was gonna be the next sign felt. - Yeah. (laughing) - You know what, you're doing the pilot? - Oh. - Is it a left track? - It's single camera. - Okay, so no left track. - No, no left track. But yeah, so anyway, so I test well. And so it, I think, you know. - You got it. - Yeah, I think your monkey level is. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm monkey level it. And, you know, I think I'm fairly like about. I think I have stark quality. - Yeah. - I hear that. - Yeah, yeah. - But still, we'll talk about it. What would you call it? - Circle back. - Circle back. - Yeah, and probably it. - We're just launching. We have lots of. - What do you see circle back? Is that a year or two? - I would say by fall. (laughing) - So I'm gonna get the rejection and fall. - Yeah. (laughing) - I wanna be prepared when I hear the no, you know what I mean? - I mean, we do not have a, you're not gonna, we don't have the offer. Should there be an offer? - Nice work, Bobby. Nice work. - Should there be an offer? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's not gonna be something that's gonna change dramatically for you. So, let's just, I'm not, I'm not offering. - Well, here's another thing. I'm not offering NBC money. - Okay, the last thing I wanna say too, all right, which is the most important factor of it all, right? Is I would do it for free. Wow, that's, that's a, like literally I don't need it. So it's like, I wanna do it because I'm a fan and I believe in it. So it's like, I would do it for free. - Good. - So, you know, just nod about the money. - Also, that, that was a verbal agreement, what you just said. - Yeah, and it's a verbal agreement I stand by today, and in fall. - Wow. - Okay. - And also, I'm gonna tell you another thing too, look just last night. If you try to get the guy from Shanghai, what's that guy's name? - He moved me, or any of those other Asians, right? - Yeah. - They're gonna be charging thousands and thousands. - We have allotted one Asian for this whole project. So, you know what somebody else? - I know, but the free versus, I like the free, I like the free, free, free with it. - Red, it. - Let's, let's table this. (laughing) - That's a good turn. Another great turn. - Okay, let's table it. - Yeah. - All right, let's move on from that then. - Good idea. - But congratulations on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and thanks for thinking of me. (laughing) - No further comments. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, I always say that after a job I go, thanks for thinking of me. (laughing) - Whenever you shoot that I do. - Yeah. - It is true, you know? - Yeah. - Out of all the people in the world. - In the world that they could have asked, you know what I mean? I always just go at the end. I also do a little speech now. You know, do you ever do a speech? - No. - Yeah, what I do now, I just did a show for Netflix. I did two episodes, and I'm not allowed to say what it is because I signed an NDA. But, um. - What is it? (laughing) - I don't think he knows what NDA is. - You know what NDA is? - No, 'cause I'm not resigning. - Yes. - What an NDA. - On the closure agreement. - That's it, yeah. - Why would you? - Because the other he knows what that means. - What does that mean? - What does it mean? - You don't need to listen to it, just say it. - Okay. So anyway, um. - What can you do? - Who's in it? Who's the star? (laughing) - Can you believe it out? - Yeah, of course. - No, I'm not even gonna do that. - I don't even, I mean, I don't care. But anyway, they said, oh, that's a season route for Bobby, and then now what I do now, I've been doing this every time. I do a long speech. - Oh, no. - You like it? - I don't think Tim likes it. - No, just people wanna get back to work. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - The grips are standing there. - Give me a breath. - I go, I'm being the grip. I'm pertain to being the one of the guys in the grip. - I know, but here's what you don't know, Guy. - Okay. - And I don't know if that offend you, Chief. (laughing) - But hey, a captain, I'll say that to this, okay. I've already befriended the grip. - I go around, I go around the whole thing. I try to memorize everyone's name, I always go, "Good job." I don't even know what they do. - Right. - Sometimes they're just holding something that they don't do a great job. - Yeah. - I mean, because I'm just preparing for the speech. - Right. - So you have them on your side. - I have them on my side, you know what I mean? And I do a pretty long speech. - What's long? - 12 minutes? - No, you don't. 10 to 12 minutes. - It's not. - Yeah, it might feel that way for everybody. (laughing) - All right, five minutes. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, but I try to go as long as I can to the point where people are like dropping things. - And are they laughing? 'Cause it's a funny speech. - They start laughing when it becomes long. - Right, right. - Okay, so it's a conceptual bit. - It's a conceptual bit that I do, right? And then I start going into like, you know what I mean? The structure of the buildings. - Again, they want to go home. - Yeah, yeah, and how comfortable the white van is. - Right. And also the camaraderie in the white van. And the door wide. - Well, it sounds like fun for you. - Listen. - Yeah, don't get, okay? - That's very true. - All right, so everyone's in agreement that what I'm doing is not good. - I think so. I mean, if you were told us you had a 30 second genuinely appreciative speech to the crew, then that seems like a very earnest thing to do. But if it's a conceptual bit about length, yeah. These people have lives and they want to just return to them. - I know. - And you're prohibiting that at a very basic level. - He does this thing to where-- - No, you can't even look at it. - At the hotel. - I can't look at anybody in the room right now. - When he thinks of the hotel, one of his favorite games to play is he likes to drive around around about. So he gets the car from the valley. (laughing) And then we take a lap around the little roundabout. Then he sees the valley guy. - And I'll wait, I'll wait. - And he does that when T times. - Oh. (laughing) - Round and round and circle. He's not alone in the car. I am in the car. - Oh my god. - Yeah, I like that. - And then she goes, we have dinner reservations. - Yeah. - I have to do five more. I like that. The valley guy's got nothing else going on. - Yes. - He's amused by the whole thing. - Okay, I think. - I pulled a prank the other day. I don't know if you, let me ask you if this was a joke. Okay or not, if you would be mad. - Right. - Okay, so I'm on tour and I have a tour manager. - Yeah. - As one does. - Sure. - Yeah, and so I put them in coach. That's not the prank. - Fair enough. - Yeah, but that's fair enough, right. So we did had an hour and a half wait time at LAX. Now we have to fly to Detroit and because of the time difference, right? I'm hungry and there's dinner reservations. - Okay. - So if you're an hour and a half on the tarmac, right? You're obviously arriving Detroit late, right? And the restaurant's gonna close. - Yeah. - So I hear an announcement, we land in Detroit. All right, so for those who have a connection, you know this one? - Yeah. - Everyone that doesn't have a connection, this is where you're landing. Sit down while, you know what I mean? The connection people can get off, right? So I text Carlos, I go pretend you have a connection. - Yeah. - Because I'm in first class. - Yeah. - Sorry. - I understand. - Yeah, yeah. And we get to go together, right? So Carlos goes, I have a connection, I have a connection, and he goes and then once he gets to the front of the thing, I tell this people, he does have a connection. - No. (laughing) - What the fuck? - Yeah. And they go, one of the guys goes, what the fuck? I don't know what he is doing. He doesn't have a connection. This is where we're going and he just kind of lies, right? And then we him and again, they're fight. - The fight attendant. - Fight attendant, yeah. So me and Carlos that might, you know what I mean, get a little screaming fight. - I'm like, he's the one that tested me! To come and we get into this fight upfront, you know what I mean? What do you think of that prank? - To what end though? Because you want to get to this dinner reservation. - Yeah, I'd rather have that. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's pretty funny though. I would rather have that kind of. - I like, I just was on a plane with some crew people and a guy I was working with. And I was, this isn't as dramatic as that. But I like making a big deal about stuff for his, you know, to annoy him or to embarrass him. - I can't find my glasses. I mean, hold on, they're in here, wait a minute. They're in my bag, you know, I'm just like making a show. - Yeah, you're the same kind of trickery as I do. - It's fun, yeah. - You're a trickster. - Yeah. - Yeah, as well as I. - Absolutely. - Yeah, yeah. - So fall. But yes, fall will be talked. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll be talking fall. Yeah, I mean, we're both tricksters in that way. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you do tricks? - No. - Yeah, you're not a trickster. You're not even good at improv. - I don't even j walk. You know, I'm just like a rule follower. I was beat as a kid. I don't knew that stuff. - And I apologize. Are you a standup comedian? - No. - What do you do then? What is this? - So you're and I were dating for 10 years. - Yeah. - And we started this podcast a long ago. - Over 10 years ago. - Over 10 years ago. Right? Then we broke up. - Yeah, then we broke up. - Okay. - And then she met somebody else. And she has a baby with somebody else. - Oh, okay. - But we still do that. What? - I was like, I don't know if you want to know. - I'm about to end. - This is the last. - No, she has a baby. No, there's no drama. - I apologize for not knowing the lore of the show. - Yeah. - It's okay. Yeah, that's the lore. And we do this together. - Yeah. - He just, I don't know how. - Showed up here. - Hello, homie. - He's a stand-up. - He's a stand-up comedian. - Okay. Seemed like a funny guy. - Thank you. - Yeah. I think your eyebrows today. - I don't know. - Thanks. - Very spockish. - I got them. - You got the work done on them? - Yeah. - Thread. - Thread. - Yes, that's the one. - Really? - Oh, yeah. I could tell. - Thank you. - Oh, you're welcome. How much it cost you? - I don't know. - Yeah. - I didn't pay for it. - Okay. - What do you mean you didn't pay for it? - Wow. - Well, you had your girlfriend do your eyebrows. - No, 50. - Hey. - Well, I haven't gotten paid yet. So, like, I told her I'll pay for it. - Wait a minute. - What? - I thought you were taking care of your crew here. - Well. (laughing) - It's going in there. It's going on the. (laughing) - It is. - Before it's enough. - Well, look at it. - How about can you make an opinion? - He hasn't said an invoice. - Okay. - You didn't say an invoice. - Can't pay for the 15th. - Well, the wait for the 15th. - Okay. - And then you'll send it in. - It's the 29th. - Yeah. (laughing) - That'd be a highway problem. (laughing) - I think it's your. You problem. - Yeah. - Yeah, why can't you send an invoice? - I'll send them. - Soon. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Soon, send it. - Send it and you'll get paid. That's how it works. - Free threadings are told. - I brought threading is not $50. - Oh, I don't know. - My girlfriend's rich. - Your girlfriend's rich. - Her family's rich. - Oh, yeah. - Her own two-footed rural homes. - Oh, yes. The funeral home is big money. - Yeah, cemetery. - Is that big money? - Oh, huge. My death is forever. - It is? - Yeah, that's like a. - And everyone dies. - It's a business. - Are you scared of it? - Death? - Yeah. - Yes. - Yes. Sometimes I'm 50. - I'm 54. - I'm 54. - Yeah. - So I think it hits you like. - At 50. - At 50. A little before for me. Yeah, it's just like everyone's while you think about, oh no. - Yeah. This is actually gonna happen. - I know. - It's actually going to happen. - It's actually gonna happen to me. - Yeah. - It's gonna happen to you too as well. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And it's a real, it feels like a real raw deal. - It's a raw deal. And, you know, Richard Belzer died. Apparently, on his deathbed, he goes, "Fuck you, God." - You know what I mean? - Really? - I think he said something like that, where he was so angry that it was dying. And he was so pissed about it. But nobody here, how old are you, George? - 46. - Yeah, you're not there yet. When you hit 50, it comes around. And you have to deal with though. That's why I got a colonoscopy and that's why I quit smoking. I mean, I'm doing things to maybe try to, but you know what I believe though? And I'm gonna ask you this. I don't know much about AI. - Okay. - That was just an S. - But there's no but. - Oh. - It's just information. - Okay. (laughing) - There's no much, no much about it. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - You know what I would love is a podcast for guys talk about AI. - Yeah. - You know? - Don't really know much about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what I have thought. Something that happens to me. - I do have thoughts about it, but it's like, you know, but I think maybe AI technology when it comes to medicine will prolong it. - I hope so. That's for, I'm excited about that. - Do you think so or not? - Well, I felt like a couple, here we go. I felt like a couple years ago, there was this real utopian view of the AI thing that we were like entering, about to enter into this new age. - New age. - New age. And there are gonna be a lot of downsides that about employment and all this stuff, but that there was this almost extra terrestrial, you know, level of super intelligence. And then it feels like it's maybe just a bunch of bullshit. Like maybe they were just like a bunch of these tech guys trying to whip up a lot of investment and a lot of interest. And it's like, well, we don't, it doesn't really work. - Yeah. - But I might, that might be wrong too. - I think you're wrong. - I don't know much about it. - I think there are some parts of it that are really, specifically in medicine and science and stuff where it could actually do amazing things apparently. - Yeah. - But like, have you tried like the chat, it feels like it's really stupid. - Well, chat, I, I, I delete it. I'll tell you why. - Okay. - Let's say I'm Altman. He's got to be, I mean, he seems like a bad guy. - Yeah. And also, I think that it's lying to me. - Yeah. - I'll give you a specific leave. - I'll get, I'm gonna give you a prime example. Why I delete a chat, APD. I go, who started the Iran War? And it goes, well, they've technically been in a war in 47 years. I go, you know what I mean? When it does that, I'm like, no. We started. - We bombed them. - Right. - And they go, well, people would still perceive that as, you know what I mean? - Right. - The tension and they have nuclear capability. They gotta go, they didn't have, you know what I mean? And then you keep arguing. And it, it tries to stay in the middle, right? When it knows, you know what I mean? It's wrong. - Yeah, well, that's what you use chat for? (laughing) - It's all about it. - I argue back and forth with it to see, you know what I mean? How, if I can win an argument? - Oh, well, that's why it's debating you, 'cause you're propping it that way. - Yeah, my questions are so different. - What's your, what's your question? - My last ones, if you were to look through my history, silly stuff. Like, how wide is the life flat seat on United Flight 1598? - That's what I asked, stuff like that. - Like, and I do like a side-by-side comparison, 'cause if I were to do a Google, it would take me forever to find that versus chat, just kind of lays it up. - Oh, what are you? - Because I co-steep with my baby for a nap to, you know, long haul flight. So I have to know, we're gonna fit in this specific type of old Boeing 777. It's like 200. - Wow. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, bingo. I just hit my three o'clock dip. (laughing) - It's been a long time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gone pretty quickly, don't you think? - I'm having a blast. - Okay, I'm just kidding. - No, I know. - I know you were. - Yes, thank you. - Yeah, because we have comedy sensibilities. (laughing) - Yeah, put that in performance. - What have you used chat for? - I'm trying to think. Well, one thing that I found it useful for, in, for example, in on cinema, when we get together to write, or any kind of writer's room, turn it, there's a, you know, you can record your meeting, and then it takes notes. And sometimes I find the hardest, if you don't have a good note taker, there's so many things coming, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're just riffin' and, and then you lose stuff. And if some, no one's taking good notes. and a few of those programs do a really good job of notetaking. - I see. - And breaking it down and organizing it and almost immediately. - Wow. - Or another thing was like, I had a script that I wrote with somebody and we wanted to send in a synopsis with like, you know, like a one-page description of the movie and all this stuff. - So it read this whole script. - It read the script in like in a second and then outputted this summary and it was like very well done and it was the kind of work that I hate to do. - Right. - You know, it's like a book report. - Yeah. - And that kind of work. So I think it's kind of good for that kind of stuff. - Well, that's why like a lot of these lawyers positions are being eradicated through it. - Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of jobs in that way are gonna be eradicated, you know? And I think that I've already seen it with in China with the robots making the cars, you know what I mean? And I know that we see those little boxes with the little eyes that delivering stuff on the street. - Right. - And we don't think anything of it, they're so cute. - Man. - Why don't you put eyes on it? So I can see. - There's no scarier. You think it's cute. - Oh, why? Because when one's like now tumbling and crashing into something, then you feel bad. - I do. - Are you okay, buddy? - Yeah. - I like somebody who's saying there's a new driverless car thing that's like more, it feels like you're just sitting in a box. - In a box? - Without, there's no steering wheel or there's no pretending that there's a driver. It's just, it's just, 'cause you don't really, like in those waymost, that's not actually being used. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, there's not, there's-- - A sedix. - Yeah, it's just a sedix. But I like the idea of like that you're, if you're gonna have that experience, it's, yeah, that thing. - Yeah. - Like, you're not pretending that it's being controlled by people. It's completely autonomous. - It's probably more room. - It's more room. - Yeah, yeah, it looks nice. - It's free? - It's free in Vegas. They're in pilots, though. - Oh. - And Amazon owns it. - Oh, Amazon owns it. - That's right. - This whole thing, this insidious pricing thing where it's like, remember when Uber came out? It was like, oh, you got to the airport for $15. - Don't eat a cab. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then it's like, now it's $120. You know, they like, they get you addicted to it and then they just go, boop, boop, boop. - Is it still cheaper than a taxi? - That I can't tell you, I don't know. - Can you catch you sometimes? - Can you catch you if you need a taxi? - Yeah, maybe I'll go back to taxi cabs. - Yeah, taxi's, I like taxi to there. - I've gone back to taxi cabs. - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes, hi, man. - No, taxi cabs. - Taxi. - Yeah. (all laughing) That's the good old times. - Yeah, that's a taxi. - Taxi. - And then some Indian guy. - Easy. - Easy. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, whoa. - Oh, hello. - There's all kinds of people that drive those things. - Asians. - Yeah, a lot of Asians, Pakistanis. (all laughing) - Yeah, yeah. Irish people. (all laughing) - Subcontinental African people. (all laughing) - Yeah. I've been subcontent on that. Driving it. (all laughing) - Subcontent. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Sub-subcons. Hello, my friend. But my point is this, here's how about this as a thing? They're music. Now, in Uber, okay. - For music. - Oh, the cab driver's music. - Well, the Uber's music. - Yeah. - One time I went to an Uber. - Anything. ♪ Jesus told me ♪ ♪ You are forever ♪ - Worship, worship. - It might allow to go. Can you turn that off, please? - If you're certainly allowed to do that. - Yeah. - But then you create an awkward situation. - Yeah. - Right, so what would you do in that situation? - I would sing along. - Just dissociate. - Oh, you dissociate. - And look at my phone. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I had once, 'cause I also play music, and I was at a club, and I had a guitar with me, and I got into an Uber. And the guys, and that's always the worst, 'cause somebody's like, "Oh, you play music." - Yeah. - Yeah, what kind of music? And I just, I don't want to talk about what kind of music, you know what I say. - What kind of music to play? - It's rock music, I say. - Yeah. - And he goes, "Oh, rock music!" And he turns it onto the rock station and blasts it. - Really? - Like, "Oh, you need rock music now." ♪ To a tiger ♪ - I'll take this off for a second. (laughing) - I'm turning this off. Nope. Oh, wow. What? - Your Uber story. - Yeah. Something else, right? - And I think I've timed it wrong where I was playing the music. - Well, you weren't listening to the story. - I didn't hear a single word of it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, look at me. Well, that's funny. Why would that pick you? - Is that you? - That's me when I was 16. - Let me guess what kind of music here in this band? It's Dreampop. - No, it's Dreampop. - Janglepop, Vokey, sort of beat a Lesk. - Yeah, I think that you and I would share the same kind of musical taste. - Probably, you were wearing a talking head shirt. I just saw David Burn a few weeks a month or so ago. - At Coachella? - No, at Big Ears in Knoxville. Where are you from? - I'm from San Diego, California. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. I'm a huge talking head fan. - Get that, get that. - You look so handsome there. - Thank you. - By the way, I'm a talking head fan. I believe that you would, do you like television? - Yeah, I'm not a big television fan. - Okay. - But do you like the CBGB days back in the. - I mean, that's not my favorite period of music. - Yeah. - I'm more of like that. - Seven people. - I think I just lost a job now. (laughing) - I'm not like a punk guy. - You're not a punk guy. - No. - Yeah, what are you then? - Like Beatles, Stomach. - Yeah. - You beat the last one. - Oh, me too. - That one, Pink Floyd. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's my favorite. And I wanna ask, so I wanna say something, okay. - Oh, God. - I kept hearing Beatles. - I know, so we have a friend here. He's a photographer. His name is Alex. You know, he's the guy in the vault, right? - Mm-hmm. - He told me that he basically said that Lincoln Park was better than the Beatles. - Right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how do you feel about that statement? - Everybody's free to have their own opinion about things, yeah. - You hate them, yeah. - There's no way to have a, there's no rigid aestheticism about anything. - Mm-hmm. - That's, I would not agree with that. I think we could look at statistics and numbers to disprove that. We could look at, if you wanna go by, if you wanna go by record sales or, you know, cultural impact. - Yeah, yeah. I understand that. - We could, but the argument with his, he's saying that, what was your argument? Say in the mic. - I said that the hybrid theory, hybrid theory album by Lincoln Park probably sold more albums than the white album. - Yeah, but you have to understand that they're clocking it when Spotify came out, right? When you, you don't put in the amount of albums they sold for 30 years before that. - Are you sure? - Yeah. - Yeah, I also just think you cannot, that era, it's like your, the consumption and buying of albums was very different from the 2000s in Lincoln Park. - Back then, everyone bought an album. - Exactly, like that was the, I was in high school. I would spend all my money on a lot of CDs at that time. - Yeah, at the time. So you're not, that Spotify number that you're looking at is in the Spotify years of life. - It's got CBT. - What? - We use China. - What is the question? - I just made that statement. - That he said that, that hybrid theory from Lincoln Park sold more copies of the white album. - Global sales, hybrid theory 32 million and white album 21 million. - It throughout history. - Yeah. - All right. (laughing) - All sane, the numbers don't lie, man. (laughing) - I mean, that's kind of a random Beatles album to pick. - Yeah, that is, yeah. - Can we go, what? - You chose that one. - I chose the white album. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, that's my favorite one. - Okay. - Because I think that the white album has a different mix of genre music. - Oh, for sure. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have like, health or shelter, but then you also have deer prudence. And it's just, it's like, you're getting a lot of different genres and they're also opening up experimental ones. - I'll tell you what. I will tell you my favorite Beatles. - Tell me, tell me. It's a hard day's night. - And tell me why. - And I'll tell you why. - Oh, okay. There's a, I think, people of our generation, we tend to look at the early Beatles stuff, the Beetle Mania, with the mop tops and boots, and it's a little old-fashioned, or it's a little, it's not for us. We like the six, we like the Sergeant Peppers and the psychedelic stuff, right? - Yeah. - That prime, that 1964 stuff, when they were on fire in a way that no other band's ever been. Maybe Elvis, but nobody is just, is like where people are weeping, openly screaming and throwing themselves on the ground for them. - Yeah. - That height. - Oh, you haven't been doing a lick in park cars? - Well, these guys never got it like this. This was insanity. - I remember. - And the band themselves are like, there's no issues between the four, that they are, they're like, it's the peak of everything. Everything after that, is like a little bit of a downward slide. - I have a beautiful hearted. - And we catch them in the hard days night album. Their songwriting is unbelievable. It's a John Centric album, but the songwriting is through the roof. They're getting really good in the studio, but it hasn't gotten into like, backwards tape loops or anything yet, but it sounds really good. And it's just them as good as they're ever gonna be. - Yeah. - As good as they're ever gonna be, even though they went on and did better things. - Yes. Yes, I see what you're saying. - This is as tight as they are. This is just, you listen to that album, it's four guys in one room together, and there's a person pressing record. And we're hearing, getting to hear that still to this day. - Wow. - And I think there's some songs that don't age as well, whatever, but it's a very moving experience to listen to that record after all these years. They're 22 years old. - Wow. - Wow. - What the hell, imagine. - Yeah, yeah. - Three, 23. - That's incredible. And also, you know, Beatle Mania, if you don't know what that is, it's these women, it was almost as if, it was the second coming of Christ. - And I don't wanna, I believe-- - And John Lennon got in trouble for saying that. - Did he say that? - Well, he said something to the effect about a year or so later, it said that, you know, we're bigger than Jesus now. - Yeah. - And he didn't mean it quite that way, but it was like, the kids aren't going to church. They're coming to the rock shows, you know? - It's, I mean, it's chasing after them for miles. - Yes. - In a car. - Look at any of the footage from Shae Stadium or the Ed Sullivan show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - People are losing their mind. - Mass psychosis. - Yeah. - 'Cause I, you know, the Bieber thing that, you know what I mean? - That's the biggest. - Oh, this is so great, I mean, it's so great. - Crazy. - Do you guys think at Michael Jackson's peak, the same level or completely different from the Beatles? - I wouldn't say completely different, but that guy had some, was into some weird shit, though. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - I think so. - Have you looked into that? - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - There was some weird things. - Yeah, yeah. - They cut that out of the movie. - They're so beautiful. - I saw the movie. - They cut it out of the movie. - They're so beautiful, yeah. Sometimes they make me cry, just how beautiful they are. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And they're just like, I'm not, I feel the same way. - I mean, when they look at each other, - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They look at each other and know that cheese. - You good? - I'm good. - And know that they, how young they started, they're 15, 16 years old and they worked for 10 years and they're like at Shae Stadium. You can see them looking at each other, going like, how the fuck did this happen? - Wow. - What the fuck is going on? - You guys remember the pub days, you know what I mean? And also, they went to Germany, they would go to other places and play these small, they would grind it out during cover. - There's no guarantees this was gonna go anywhere, either. - Pete Best was in the band at the time. - A terrible drummer. (laughing) - Really? - Well, that's why they kicked them out. - Very good. - I think he wanted to go to art school, that's what I heard. - No. - Okay. - That's the bass player Stu Sutcliffe. - Oh, that is. - Who died of grainyan yours. - Oh, wow, I did not know that. Thank you so much for that information. Thank you. - Well, now we're in a Beatles podcast. (laughing) - Because you have to understand that I grew up obsessed with them. - Yeah. - As a little child, my mom would play them in Simon and Garfunkel. - Love, Simon and Garfunkel. - Me too. - And art Garfunkel's playing at the old, with the ace, the pass. (laughing) We're obsessed with him. He's a strange bird. - He is. - We're at the ace. - Yeah. - But I think all Simon is at the Hollywood Bulls. - Yeah, it's a little bit of. (laughing) - No, wait, wait. - At the same night. - At the same night, no. - No, no, they're just in LA. - They're co-chilling it, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - One's on the main, one's in the tent. - Exactly. - Everybody at Garfunkel, I think he's hilarious and strange and I'm. - Have you met him? - No. - Oh yeah. - Just from his videos and. - He's a talented guy. - Very strange bird. - Yeah. - And very talented. And I can't wait to see whatever that show is going to be. - Yeah, very exciting for me. - No, does he sing? - No singing. - No, I'm just kidding. Of course. (laughing) - Well, I'll be honest with you. - I'll tell you not. I mean, because one time, I bought Lou Reed tickets. I think he was going to sing and he was. - Who? - Lou Reed. - Lou Reed. Doesn't matter. I misheard. Continue. Lou Reed. - I have an Asian accent. - Lou? - Lou Reed. - Lou Reed. - Okay. Sometimes it comes out. - Yeah. - Sorry. - Fair enough. - Yeah. - But anyway, uh. - Did he just spoke or something? - And he just wrote. He just read poem from an poem. (laughing) - I literally thought he was going to play music. He showed up. There's nothing on stage except for a podium. - Oh. And I'm sitting there and he comes out and he brings out a book. And he just reads poems. - Yeah. And we were still. I was still going. - Woo! - In great poem. - That one didn't rhyme. - Because I'm a huge fan, you know what I mean? - Yeah, a poetry. - A poetry. - Well, I mean, just to see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was just like. I was in high school. - I like those kind of things. I saw Nick Cave at the Disney. - Love 'em. - Paul Disney Hall? - Yeah. - And it was just in conversation kind of. He had a piano there and he played songs. But then he did a Q&A. But it was like very. It was not just like an end of the. It was like part of the show. And it was great. Because people had great questions. He had great answers. It was just terrific. - Sometimes I was like. - Love is the way. Nick Cave is great. Now, you know, we're toward the end of the podcast sequence of this program. - Okay. - Yeah. And I want your honest answer. Okay. And, you know, sometimes, you know, as comedians. We ham it up. And, you know, I mean, we lean into the comedy of it. - Yeah. - But sometimes, poppally, which is me, likes to be real. - Yeah. - And did you have fun today? - I did. - I did. - Okay. - A genuine. - Yeah. I think the time flew by. - I've got. Yes. There's a lot on my plate this week because of what's going on with InfoWars. A lot of other things happening. And I was a little. I saw this on my schedule. I said, "Hey, geez. Do I.?" It's got a drive somewhere and I got to sit somewhere and be away from this for a while. - Yeah. - Is it going to end? I'm very, very happy that I didn't. - That I'm here. - Great, great, great. And I was very excited that you were on the list. - Good. - And huge fan. Do you want to plug in anything right now? InfoWars. - What else? - InfoWars, office hours. - Yeah. - In the high network. High network.tv. - High network.tv. - Yeah. - Why don't we give Tim Haydecker a round of applause. Thank you so much for being here. - I have a question. - You had to. - I haven't had some questions. - Oh, okay. - Just real quick. - Just real quick. - Yeah, real quick. - I watched the Joe Rogan podcast. - Yes. - After he got mad. - I have not heard. I heard I didn't hear. I don't know. I can't remember. - Okay. - How was your experience on that feeling when you left? - I never did the Joe Rogan podcast. I did a parody of it. All you did a parody of it. - 11 hours. - 11 hours? - 11 hours? - No, well, it was an hour and a half that we looped. - Yeah. (laughter) - That was my, that's the ultimate, my joke of that was just like, I never know when that show starts and ends. And whenever you see it, it just works. - Three hours. - It's just going on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one gets anywhere and there's no point. - Yeah. - It's just a total waste of everyone's time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughter) - Yeah, go on. - Yeah, go on. - And then me and Ralph, my best friend, we enjoyed your stand-up special. - Thank you. - Oh, that was really good. - Oh, thank you. It was like, on YouTube. Yeah, I love it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because we got what you were doing and you did it perfectly. - I heard that I was somebody posted in the midst of all this Infowars crap was somebody posted their negative review of that and it's really funny how mad it made some people. I get it. You're trying to not be funny and everyone's laughing and blah. - No. - And it's like, well, but who cares if you're laughing? - Yeah, it doesn't, no, I love it. I get whatever I do to get you to laugh all that mad. - It's fucking great. - Thank you. - Yeah, yeah. I wish I would have brought that up earlier. That was so fucking great. - I'm glad you like it. - Yeah, yeah. - And didn't take offense because I'm not trying to. - No, as a stand-up, I understand what you do. - Right. - And there's an understanding fall. - And fall. - Fall. - But anyway, circle around. But I really do understand your style. And that's why I such a big fan of yours. - Thank you. - Yeah, yeah. - I appreciate you on our podcast with these days. - I would love to do it. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I mean, if you would have me, I'd be grateful to do it. - We'll set that up. - One more question. - No, I'm just Ralph. He enjoying your special more than specials. - So his best friend is Ralph Barbos. I was a very famous stand-up company. - Really? - Does he run that grocery store? - No, not yet. - Not Ralph's. - Not yet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ralph Barbos is a big fan of yours. - Oh, really? - And he's a very up-and-rising, very funny stand-up. - I have to look out for him. - Anything else? - Where's Eric? - No, no, we already did that. We already did that. - Yeah, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - How's Eric Kids? - How's Eric's Kids? - He doesn't have any kids. I have two kids. - How's your Kids? - Yeah. - How's Eric's Kids? - Yeah. I have two kids. - How's your Kids? - One. - Yeah. - Are you doing Info Wars? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.