This Girl Is Trying To Steal Harpers Spot

- What's up guys, welcome back. Nothing new, nothing new here to see. Everything is normal. - Normal. - Everything's completely normal. - We have changed. - Five posts. And I'll go by the name. - Kinsey K. Cash, Malik and Harper. - Yeah, it's all the same. - So it's good. - Okay, can I just start by saying Harper told me that I could come on. Like I'm not just-- - That's the word around town. - I'm not just-- - That's the word around town. - I promise. I promise I wouldn't. I'm so excited for summer, I'm going to Costa Rica. - Hey. - She's literally Harper! - You know it's crazy. - I'm so excited. - On our first episode ever, Harper talked about Costa Rica. - No! (crowd cheering) - What's up guys, welcome back. - Why did you say it like that? - Nothing new. - Yeah, everything is normal. - Normal. - Why are you talking like that? - We have changed. - Five posts. - Kinsey Kate, Cash, Maverick, and Harper. - So it's good. - It's all the same. - Okay, can I just start by saying Harper told me that I can come on. But I'm not just-- - That's the word around town. - That's the word around town. - I promise, I would never just steal her spot. And if I'm in your house, I promise, I wouldn't. - Are you sure? - Well, it seems like that to you. (crowd laughing) - I promise. - So to give you guys a little backstory, we were about to shoot the podcast, and then Harper was in our house, and we were like, "Oh, what's up, Harper?" - You're making it sound like I'm like-- - Yeah, it was really weird. No, wait, so what Harper tell you? - Okay, so I was at Starbucks with her, and she told me that I could come on the pod, 'cause she has things to do today, so-- - So she has things to do today, so-- - She has things to do today. - She's called Harper. - That does sound like Harper. - She called it a sub. - She was like, "Your name's Harper close enough." - She was like, "It's, they won't even notice." - Maybe you'll crush it, and you could just permanently replace Harper. - Yeah. - Ah! - Yes, you probably wouldn't like that. - Oh, I don't think she'd do that. - Honestly, I don't know if she would mind. - What'd she say she's busy with? - I don't know. - She definitely-- - She's trying not to expose Harper. - You definitely cover him for her. - Or whatever Harper's got a date. - She was like that. - A date? - A date. - We're on the street. - That would be a good reason on why Harper's sitting in a replacement, and didn't tell us that she's not coming. - I feel like she would tell us if she was going on a date. - No, I don't-- - Harper, I've been here in words around town. - What word? - Words around town. - Words around town. - What words? - You don't talk to anybody but us. - No, I go to the barber shop. That is true. We go to the barber shop and-- - That's where men gossip, apparently. (laughing) - And some of Harper's friends work there and go there and stuff, and they tell us-- - There's always in and out. Yeah, tons of-- - Tell me the drama-- - That's from her actual-- (laughing) - No, no, no, no. - I heard some of Harper's drama from this week, but I feel like I can't share it until she's here to tell us what actually happened. - Yeah, maybe you should tell us - Oh, pass. (laughing) - So you admit that you know where she's at. - Yeah. - Hey, I respect that. I don't share information from the barber shop either. (laughing) - It's crazy. - No. - Every time you come home, you're like, "Guess what I heard at the barber shop." - No. - Mom, how much do you want to bet that by the end of this episode cash would be on the floor? - I was floor. - Okay. - That you're sinking. - Thank you. (laughing) - That you're sinking into the floor. - Thank you. - I'm here. (laughing) - It is nothing new here. It's still bad, Jamie. (laughing) - I never thought that was mean to do that. So maybe we should stop 'cause Tanner said so. - What did you say? - I said, "Tanner told us it was mean to do that." - Oh yeah. - So maybe we should stop. - I loved that episode so much. - Yeah. - He said, "Fatler." - Tanner, if you're watching this, I love you. - Oh. - You're really nice. - Yeah. - He was her favorite guest. And he said, "People facturing me is not cool." - Yeah. - And he also said, "Aid off Hitler is not cool." - He did. - Yeah. - So he knows what's up. - Yeah. - I think that was, was that before the episode? - He didn't say that off the-- - Do you know who "Aid off Hitler" is? - Yeah. I do. - Why did you say that on shirt? - Well, what 'cause like, I don't know. - You don't know who he is? - No, I do know. (laughing) He's a very bad person. - Did they teach you a history? - I know very good at history. - Oh yeah. - That's great. - What's your good answer? - Six. - Sixth grade. - Imagine setting your makeup. Then for getting, it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Jell to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Mabelie, New York. - Maybe it's Mabelie. - Got time. - Yeah. - Wait, when did they stop teaching you history? Did they, like-- - Oh, I know. - They don't stop teaching you history. - Yeah, you don't always learn history. - You have a history start test. - Yeah. - Oh, really? - Yeah, in high school. When did you-- - Did they, huh? - When did you drop out of school, Cass? - Thank you. Wow, yeah. Just gonna leave it that aren't you, Cass? - Oh my gosh, what was the sixth grade? - I like, is harbor and more intelligent than you? - What age do you think I dropped out? - Like, maybe eighth grade? - What makes you think that, too? Why would you-- - I don't know. - I don't know. - 'Cause it looks like he's in eighth grade. - I don't know. What grade did you drop out? - Uh, I graduated early. - Yeah, that's what they call that. - In the eighth-ish grade, yes. Because I was so intelligent, that they were like, "Just got, "doesn't even need another four years." - Right. - Wait, do you have a GED? Like, do you have-- - He doesn't know what that is. - He doesn't know what that is. - Oh, no. - Like the SAT? - That's all that matters. - A GED, a GED. It's like, when people drop out of high school and they wanna go back and get that education, but you can't get a high school. - Oh, yeah, I got a diploma. 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To get 1,000 free Zen points when you sign up. - No. - Yeah, he printed it off online. - I did, I got it diploma. - He was a high school diploma. - Printed it myself. - Yep. - Okay. - Made it on a- - All right. - Made it on Canva. - I should frame it and put it right here. - Yeah. - It was so crazy. - You did get a high school diploma. And like, you got a real one issued from the state. - Yeah, I told you I liked that. I graduated early, they were like, "This kid doesn't need another four years. "Let's go ahead and pass him on. "Graduate him on. "Let him live his life." - Dang, bro. - That's what I did. - I never thought about it like that. Yeah, you ever thinking about doing that? - No, never. - No, no following his post. - Yeah. - What do you mean? I was four years ahead of everyone in my age. - But did they really say that? - They did. Yeah, I went into the meeting and everything. I was like, "Yo, you were one of the brightest we've seen "in a long time." - You don't know what you're mother. - You were homeschooling. - Cash can't send a text to us. It's audio text because-- - I can't send that to you. - I can't send that to you. - I'm so bad about doing that. - We were playing a game on the TV the other day that requires you to like type in answers. But it doesn't have auto correct on the texting. And so Cash kept having to swipe off and go to his text messages and type out words to make sure that you were-- - You ever play Jackbox TV? - What? Jackbox? - No. Okay. There's this game called Jackbox. It's done like Netflix and a bunch of places you can play it on. And you have to type like answers in. And it's a big group game that everyone plays together on their phones. - And you vote for the funniest. - Yeah, but there's no auto text in that. So like when you're typing out a word, it doesn't give you the auto like to fix it. So if you're typing out like the word beautiful, which obviously no one knows how to spell, then I bet you you can't either. You can pull it up. Hold on. - No, Cash. - I bet you you can. Hold on, Cash. - Hold on. - Hold on. - You're so beautiful. - Hold on. - I want to ask him words and see if he can spell them. Can we just play that game like that? - I can't wait. Wait, y'all being funny, but I bet you, you can't spell people. - I could spell with my eyes closed. - Wait, I want to see if everyone can read it. - What's the difference? If you want your eyes closed or eyes open. - Hold on. I can do my eyes open too. I'm going to say the first letter. I'm going to say go. And I want all four of you to say the first letter of it. And then we're going to do one letter at a time and see if one of you mess up. - Okay. - And it better be simultaneously. I don't want to see any of y'all being like, to T, like, no, ready? - Beautiful. - All right, the first letter. - No, you needed a harder word. Trust me, this word is very easy for the general population. - We'll start with it. - Ready? - I'm scared. - Okay. - Three, two, one, be. - Oh, be. (laughing) - I thought we were doing that. (laughing) - Were we not going one at a time? - No. I thought that was clear. - Be, next letter, next letter. - Yeah. - Wait, no, no, no. I thought we were okay. - Yeah. - We're good, next letter. - All right, ready? Here we go. - All together. - Second letter, all together. Three, two, one, be. - Hey. - Oh, no. - And I have to spell it. - Okay, fine. We'll move on to the next letter. Hold on. - Wait, was that the hard part? - I'll do it to you. - Because. - No. - You were like, you were throwing shade over here whenever I could. - We'll do, uh. - Wait, no. Yes. I'm going to ask you guys spelling by now. - No. - See if you're smarter than a safe grader. (laughing) - All right. Let's do it, but you got to make sure it's up on your phone so you don't say one of us. Oh, yeah I'm gonna take for you to look down. Yeah, I wouldn't risk that don't worry so way at church the young adult group is having a Are you smarter than a fifth grader thing we should go no we shouldn't no we should put cash on stage what okay You don't mean to be on stage in front of your own spell. No, I don't I won't be in attendance You're about to see what a I think you like good cash because I already cash yeah, yeah, okay the first word Is analyze, okay, yeah, you got that one I'll take second word You like what he's actually doing it why the letter is actually riding on her leg A yes and A yes Yes, I Catch your chance to steal You have a chance to steal here cash No A in and A in I Are you literally is that what you said you literally got less far than her And Yes Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, I give this one here. Here we go. Here we go The next word is I'll start I'll start abundant that star. I'm gonna go second No, no make it go first. Yeah, you okay. Um, this is an easy one a bun dent a Bun this is an easy one. Oh a bun dent a be you in Is it be you in yes a bun dent Dent is it dinty? That is correct. No, I never know if he's like actually serious I sound it out Kinsey a bun Dint It's your turn are for you literally are losing brain cells. I'll be because what you don't want to sell it you got it you got it A yeah, yeah, yeah, okay a B oh I didn't think what do y'all got to get these words? I'm 12 I think what's important to know here is that cash is 23 We should we should continue know maybe the other questions not spelling like yeah, I'm with you Why would you in spelling? questions you don't want to do math against I'm not good at that. I don't want to learn where he can just like add numbers like crazy. I add them to bed Anyone okay? Okay? Okay? We're gonna do an easy word five letters Okay, you'll go first five letters. Yeah Five it really is a shame that people do like judge your intelligence level by like things like you're spelling They probably don't think that there's a whole lot going on up there You should see me right Write an email on chat. Okay, I think it's professional No, it takes a specific time, okay guys my mom always use chat always uses Parents getting a hold of AI We can't even think for ourselves anymore What do you mean? I think no you don't you don't even think out to write an email you just let it do it for you You just said Actually, you know, it's so funny is the person who does our emails I was going through our email thread reading something and I saw an email that she had typed out to somebody else And I read it to cash. I was like wow like this is it was just a really interesting email and I read it to him and cash goes Uh, I was like what he goes she wrote that with chat. I was like no, she did it. Yeah, I'm still convinced she did I was like, no, no, she would not write that email Okay, let's ask her hey Abigail. Oh, yeah, she wrote it with chat. Yeah, she did it. She writes a lot of emails with chat. Thank you She does I don't think she wrote this That is not not all of them but some of you I'll pull up the one specific email. Let me tell you what she specifically uses chat for She doesn't use it for everything but when a parent emails a book and I mean a book She copies it and paste it in the chat and she says please summarize this email. Oh, if it's something that's like a waste of time to read. Yeah But no, she's just like no, exactly. Oh, I just need chat to like drive my car What a once-chat to drive my car. I don't think I need anything a what a way. No, that's what I'm saying No, no, no, I'm too scared We're in LA we're like all writing in our rental car together and then it's like hey harbor go come on hop in We're gonna we're gonna go here. She's like I'm just gonna get a way mo She takes away out of the exact same location by herself. We're all in the car It's like I'll just go by myself. No, I'm pretty sure she went to a party Is a good idea because like no Uber driver can like kidnap you, but yeah, I don't know No, what they hijacked the way mo and they just take I saw a guy Pulled over in a way mo the other day pulled over. Yeah, what do you do? What are you gonna do? You get pulled over wait But I bet robots are smarter than people driving cars because some people are just Yeah, but yeah, if a cop is trying to pull over a way mo does it pull over here's on the run now But does the does the way mo pull over? 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I let them over Got a certain dominance And then I tried and I finally was like okay I just have to go in here and I like put my nose like in the little like section And I'm like I'm just gonna do it and the car is like speeding up They're like trying to block me from getting in and I was like I'm not taking that right now I had already waited a while and so I just kind of like scooted in there and this Mother by the way and You know she was a mother because she looked like a mom and she was in a mom car And if this was your mom, I'm so sorry you have to grow up with somebody that I'm so angry because she laid the horn on me for 15 seconds I got flipped off the other day on the highways. Why are you driving like this we're not driving like anything? No, let me tell you what having oh my gosh if you don't drive this is not gonna make any sense to you Here's the road here's the owner I have a yield sign which means stop if there's on coming traffic. This lady's coming on the highway at 16 miles an hour Slams on her brakes and I'm sitting in the on the yield sign and she slams on her brakes and looks at me like are you gonna go and I was like Sure and then as I go she's just flipping me off. No, that's what I'm saying if you are Maybe all of the problems maybe we're not as good a driver as other people, but you have a terrific driver Okay, you don't have to be mean to people on the road like are you really sad in life because if you are I'm sorry, but don't take it out on me Harper, would you like for me and Kate to teach you how to drive? I wouldn't do that I would never know I have I'm actually really good driver you guys just talked about how you people get road rage. Yeah, I have the drive near you Yeah, I usually know I people actually don't road rage me. It was just the one time I needed to get on this exit Okay, well, I got a better question. Who do you think's the best driver here? I would say not you Because you dropped out. Yeah, and he's crashed like two cars falling asleep at the wheel I don't know about Kinsey because like I've heard bad things. I don't I've never really actually see you over the wheel Okay, you or you yeah, okay, okay, but who would you trust to land a plane? Wait, she's got a driving question. I always see you'll ask guess this question. Oh, okay I love y'all Question first. Okay, um, I think Probably me right Right. I don't know if I had to put my life in someone's hands. I'm definitely put it in a maves Yeah, I recall that was she's glazing him because she likes. Oh, no Married Several cars I was only because I fell asleep. Everyone gets in high-pressure situations Kate might get a little stressed out - I promise you, my-- - Yeah, I think he's a high stress for me. - My rights were very low stress. - They were so low stress, I fell asleep. - So low stress, you totaled the car. - That's how I'm stressed I am driving. - Kate in the passenger seat is almost bad enough for the driver to crash anyways. - Oh my god. - No, that's because it cases me off and you get on your phone while you're driving. And you get on the phone and I'm in the car. I will be mad. - I don't think that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about there's a car that maybe just slightly tap its brakes about a mile in front of us. - No, this happened just the other day. - I was driving on the car. - You almost killed me, you almost killed me. I can't believe it. And I told him that she almost killed me. - Me? - Yes. - Oh, she didn't say that. - She said, she said, "Kenzie's a crazy driver." - She could not. - She could not. - She'd get the huge snow coat. I just got a drink. I was like, "Hey, let me drive." So you can eat your snow coat. - We're getting it. - I got it. - We're getting it. - I let her ride down the street in my lane, going the speed limit. And someone goes straight in front of me to go. - No, because you were going to the same lane as the guy. He was trying to come over and then you started coming over too. - I don't remember that instance, but that's what I was talking about. I'm talking about when they came straight across the road. And I'm just driving and Kate reaches over and she goes, (crashing) - You haunt her, her and for her? - Yes, she did. - Yes, I did do that because that person actually was crazy. What they did was crazy and you were just going to believe you started taking it. - No, I'm really starting to think, "You're the crazy one here, you're driving." If you're hawking at there's people's halls. - No, because I'm never even hawking my horn. - If you don't, hawk someone else's horn. - I needed that person to know that they just had danger to our lives. You hawk the horn. - No, were you laying danger to everyone's lives by reaching over trying to drive the car in the passenger's seat. - You are, I mean. - At least I hope you were in the passenger's seat. - Calm down. - Were you in the back seat? - No, I was not in the back seat. But I, listen, I know it's controversial that I was just like-- - I bet you love the test line. You can just honk it from your phone. (laughing) - No, I know I just said, don't honk at me. If I didn't danger your life, please honk at me. But don't honk at me when I'm just trying to get off the highway. - No, Cash will maybe upset, but he has PTSD. Trust me in the car. He'd be driving. It just screams. - Yeah. And our response so common was like, wow, I'm glad you saved our life from nothing. (laughing) - Like, watch out! - Maybe it's because you guys everything, maybe it's because I have a crippling fear of dying in a tragic way. And I'm just scared of everybody else killing me. - So that's why you're reaching across, honk at people's homes, that just isn't me. - No, but they need to know that they did something that could have hurt somebody else. - I don't understand why it's wrong to let somebody know when they almost hurt somebody. - Okay, so anyways, who are you trusting to land a plane? - Okay, to answer the car question, I think I would trust Matt Rick, either one of y'all probably not heard. - Do you like people who texted and drive? - Yeah, yeah. - Well, I didn't know that, so, okay, but for a plane, I don't think Kate would do it 'cause she would be too scared. - Probably not. That's a good answer. - Kate would be too scared. - Um, Candy, you're too short. - Yeah, this is that's accurate. - Yeah, I wouldn't see you run away. - Cash, I just, I don't know. - Don't start with me next. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I feel like Maverick, it's just fitting 'cause like the movie, but like. - Oh my gosh, but my paper person says it's fitting 'cause of the movie. You're gonna get this. - You're never gonna get this. - Who's giving you this? - For you to drive a plane, like, or. - I would say so because I'm intelligent. - You're a good drum pilot. - I've proved that that's the answer. - Oh yeah, I can know I fly RC drones. - Yeah. - And you crashed one, right? (all laughing) - All of them, all of them. - I forgot you were there that day. (all laughing) I kinda ran my drone straight into the water, like in the pool. - Yeah. - But you might think it's kinda hard to put a drone inside of a pool. - So I think Maverick. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. (all laughing) - Yeah, it's not a force for me. - And you know, a drone, a drone. - You crash a drone. It's like, man, that sucks, that's expensive. - If you crash a plane, that's even more expensive. - That is true. - But you wouldn't wanna pay for that now, would you? - Pay for what? - If you broke a plane? - I didn't think I would be more worried about me being dead than the plane. - But you're leaving with a bunch of plane dead. - You're gonna be in the backseat of the plane, you're going to. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure we'd all be dead. - Plenty with a bunch of plane dead. - You think honey can take care of that? - I don't know, I guess we're gonna have to risk it. How many episodes of our podcast have you watched? Do you think? - All of them. - No, actually. - No, actually all of them. - No, you and I watched all of them. - Really? - What are you doing? - He brought those for himself. - Oh. (laughing) - Oh yeah, this is so good. - Wait, I haven't seen those, where'd those come from? - I have a big squishy collection. - Really? - Are they actually big like that? - No, she had a basket school. - A basket? - A basket? - You want a squishy tray? - Sure. - Hey, I'm banana for carrot. - I don't like this one as much. - I'm banana, it looks like really-- - Okay, wait, actually, yeah. 'Cause I wanna try something. - Okay. - Oh, oh, oh, hey, hey, hey. - People do that in the storage. - You're gonna hit something! - Who knows what's gonna happen next? - Look how hard he's gripping on to it. - Wait, Harper would want to pop that. - Dude, she'd look at that and be like, "I think we can get it to pop." - Can I pop it? - Can I pop it? - Don't get stuff all over us. - Can I pop it? - Pop it. - I'm so scared. - How do you pop it? - I don't know. - Yeah. - Can I see this? - Well, I don't know if we can-- - Also, people do that in the store and it goes everywhere. Like, they don't-- - I'm sorry, you were not sorry. - And it flings off like, it pops. - Yes, it flings everywhere. - Hey, isn't it a person? - No, but like I've seen videos. - I had a dumpling the other day and I squished it. - A dumpling? - Yeah, a dumpling. - Oh my gosh, wait, do you watch every episode? - Yeah. - You'll watch that when it comes out. - Yeah, and I like exploded it and it landed on our electrical stuff and it turned off the entire room. - All the cameras, everything else. - I wanted to go to, there was like a vent, a five-blow. - Oh my gosh, I almost went to that. - May 16th, I wanted to go to bed, but I had to sleep over. - I almost went to that to film a video. - I was gonna go the whole day before and stay out there for 24 hours in camp. - I know, but people were getting like the silver one, but I didn't see anyone get the gold one. - You know there's only one? - Yeah. - In the whole world. - No, in the whole of the world. - In the whole of the world. - I say five-blow at a carpet. - I'm not rigged, I'm not-- - I know, they had a competition on, yeah, May 16th. And there was one gold dumpling out of every single five-blow. And if you got it, you get $1,000 shopping spree to five-blow, and I was like, how cheap is five-blow? - I know. - $1,000 dumpling? - One? - I think I know what it should have been like. - They probably made $1,000 dumpling sales, and I'm not even joking the first 12 seconds of the store being open. - Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. - I understand that, but like, think about like, all of the freaking like things you buy, like, I don't know, all the Taco Bell you buy. And they don't even offer you $1,000, and you still go buy it. At least this way, they're offering like, hey, maybe you have a chance of it. - One out of how many five-blows? - You're gonna buy it, I don't know. - I don't know, it seems cheap. Now they should at least have like, one at every store or something. - Or like, one at every state. - At least, like, you guys can, you could have - Yeah, one at every state. That's bare minimum. - That's $50,000, which is a lot, but for a multi-billion dollar company. - And two in Texas, 'cause Texas is big. - Yeah. - Cat, I dare you. (laughing) - You're just off for us. - What is it? - I was gonna say something, but I don't know if I should say. I dare you to like, jump on that and like, pop it all. - Yes, you should do that. - Counting here. - Oh, he can't. - I would, but I rolled my ankles. That's why my ankles are not like this. - Oh, poor cat. - No, it's real. I actually rolled my ankle here. - Okay, I didn't. - I played basketball and then I rolled it. Look, that's such a cat. - Right before this basketball game, I said, hey, Cash, don't play basketball. Come play Pickleball. He said, one more game, one more game. - Don't know how it's like you said it, because you knew I was gonna roll mine, I didn't, I had a bad feeling. - I mean, if Cash can't do it, then something works. - I mean, you can do it. Wait, do you actually squish your trade? - Uh, yeah. - Is that like your profession? - No. - No. - I don't like to trade my stuff with other people's stuff. - I don't eat there. - I'm not gonna lie squishies. - I feel like that's just kind of weird. - It's kinda gross. - I just get dirty and like, you know what I'm talking about? - I've washed it all the time. - There's hair all over this. Like, it's not really, not a good time. - Probably my hair. - No, it's probably like dog hair or something. - Yeah, I don't, I always thought that was kind of weird, I see those videos on TikTok and people's squishy trading and I'm like, that just looks gross and gross. - That's how I feel about books. Like, I don't wanna ever let somebody borrow a book. - A book? - Do you read? - Wait, why? - Because they destroy it, nobody takes care of books. When you let somebody borrow a book, they're like, yeah, sure, I'll read this. And then six months later, they give it back and it's like crumpled up. - They're on their backpacks. - Yeah, they take care of her. - Yeah, it's like, pages are folded, it's falling apart. It looks like it literally went through World War II. - I'm one of those people. My books are cooked. - Yeah. - Ginty has a bookshelf that she just got and there's like glass on the top half so you can see the top half of the shelf and the bottom half. It's like a wood panel so you can't see it. She hid your books. - What the? - All your books are on the bottom shelf. - Also? - Yeah, you can't see any of your books. - Ginty and Kate, this is a question for you. - Yeah. - Do you like lend painter books? - Yes. - Like, better than the movie is one of the movies getting adopted. - Actually. - Wait, are you ready? - Yes. - Oh my gosh. - I'm so excited. - What are we talking about? Y'all reading the same books? - Yes. Apparently I read it at a six grade level. - Okay. - Guys, I love that book. - It's so good. - I think I like the movies and I'm reading the do-over. - Yes, it's so good. All the movies coming out. - Oh my God. - I'm so badly. I want to see it so bad and I want to meet Lynn Painteries. - Guys. - Kiss the floor she walks on and tell her I love her books. - Our LL podcast book, we need her to read it and tell us if it's good enough. - Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I thought y'all like stopped. - Yeah, we did. - We need to think about it. - I was looking excited. - If you would like to read. - I'm not that big of a reader other than like, I would probably read y'all's book. - Oh probably? That's good. - That's good. - I will. - I will. - How many books do you normally read? - I'm such a slow reader. It took me like, actually almost a whole year. - Two books. - Two books. - Oh, okay. - I'm so in love. - Yeah. - Also, Kenzie and I just like lock in on books. We just put our headphones on and audio book all around the house, everything we do. - Yeah, I just like go home in like, particularly like love reading, you know? Like, if I have to read. - Kay has a whole book talk. A book talk now. - What do you say? - I've seen your book channel, like your book like secret account. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Have you seen my Roblox secret account? Oh, it looks like Grandma's in here. Okay, okay. It's a fake meter. Oh, dang, watch, she's so big, dude. Grandma, big. - I'm so out of secret account, but I haven't watched them because I'm not really interested. (laughing) - You know what? There's none that I've ever seen. - Yeah, don't worry, many people aren't. (laughing) It's like a low-key account. - Yeah, how is it going? - Not good. (laughing) If you guys like Roblox, you should go watch my Roblox videos, cash figure plays. - Why do I feel like you could start a secret like cheerleading account, dropping almost daily? - You seem like you used to have a preppy account. - Did you ever have a preppy account? - Oh, yeah. Guys, if we did a podcast one time where I showed you all my baby videos, you all would be dying on the floor. - Baby videos? I thought it was a vlogger ever since I was like three. Like, I have videos all along my dad's phone. - No. - Okay, this is the sickest squishy ever. - Oh my gosh. - Whoa! - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - Wait, what is that? - That's crazy. - Oh, really? - There you go. Watch this. Watch what you can do with a carrot squishy. Ready? Ready? - You're gonna have people in Walmart doing this now. - Okay. - That's kind of sick. - How is it like, love-atating? Like, that's insane. - You look, your face isn't saying right now. - What the? - Okay. - Oh, I'm sorry, what were you saying? - Oh, yeah, the churly. Oh, I was saying that I just like always vlogged on my dad's phone. I had imaginary friends. - Oh gosh. - I would always like, my friend Lucy's coming over. She's at the door and we showed it Harper. - That's what Harper did too. - And Harper has the videos of that too. Yeah, I never really did the imaginary friends thing. - You know, like, I just like, I don't know. I've always been like wanting to be on the camera. - Did you know they were imaginary? - If my dad showed me some, they would be pretty funny. - Duh. (laughing) - No, like, I just like had fun playing. - Wait, so, what kind of YouTubers did you watch when you were little then? - I watched Rivera. - Catch you later. - Okay. - I watched her with music videos. - Oh, actually? - Yeah. - Which one? - The one where you get kids. - Wait, just like, you know. - So no, like, I don't know the name of it. - Right, yeah. - You're like, little one, you were like. - I had blonde hair and you're like, talking. (laughing) - That little one where you were. - That's exactly what they make. - All blonde hair, like, you'll both have blonde hair. - Yeah, no, I wasn't talking about it. Yeah, I was talking about what music video. - No, I don't remember what this song was. It was like. - Whoa, we're doing it. - Every day. - Yeah, yeah, I was that one. - Did I get kidnapped in it? - Yeah. - I don't think yours is just for sure. - I watched two of them. - Wait, did you watch the one? - Did you watch the one where we, like, took over the castle? - No. - You didn't watch that one? - No. - Oh, that was the one. - I watched it. - I watched it. - I would always-- - Did you watch "Space Cowboy?" Or "Cowboy" one? - Listen. - You guys, she didn't watch it. - She didn't watch it. - You got to tell us who you did watch, Harper. - Okay, I watched "Braververa, Lexi, Rivera." - Yeah, I'm not hearing my name. - Did you watch "The Dolan Twins"? - Yes, I, sometimes. - Oh, really? - Wait, why are you been, like, two, with the Dolan Twins? - I was in eighth grade when I was watching them religiously. - Wait, so how old are you? - I'm 12. - I'm about to turn 13 this summer. - Oh, okay, I'm only nine years older. I thought I was 10 years older. That scared me. - Man. - I'm so excited for summer. I'm going to Costa Rica. - Hey! She does cheerleading. She's going to Costa Rica for vacation. - Oh, my gosh. - Harper is not, Harper went to Costa Rica once. When she was like 12 or 13, and she literally has not shut up. - And you know what's crazy? - I'm so excited. I'm so excited. - No! - Did you study that? - I promise. - That is crazy. - I feel like we need to go to Costa Rica. - They each have to imagine it. - They each go to Costa Rica. - Cheerleading. - Cheerleading, they each go to Costa Rica. - They're each tiny. (laughing) - It's awesome. - No, there's one thing that's actually even crazier. I also had to take growth hormones. - Really? - I'm so serious. - What? - I'm taking it now. - No way. - Also, I need these growth hormones that I'm just talking about. I'm trying to get full. - Well, it's a shot for mine. - I'll take it. - I don't think you can work the shot. - I take it once a week. - Can I just be like six, nine all of a sudden? Just like, no. - He doesn't work like that. - It doesn't work like that. I don't know. - Yeah, can you just grow as much as you want? Become like seven foot tall? - Cash, when does that mean you had a shot? - What? - When's the last time you had a shot? - K. - I got my blood drawn. - I didn't. - Oh, you got your blood drawn. - Yeah. - So you've never had a shot? - I was an unvaxed kid. - Unvaxed? - Unvaxed? - Oh. - Wait, my parents didn't love me. - Wait, you never got like a vaccine or something? - No, I probably did. I don't remember any. - Did you give you all vaccines? - Do you get vaccines? - Yeah. - I don't know. - Do you have a vaccine when you were zero years old? - No, I don't remember, but I know I did. - I don't know about it, man. - Who knows? - Yeah, we didn't really go to the Hawker Hardly Flu shots. I don't get flu shots, but I don't get the flu either. So, she's irrelevant for me. - Yeah. - I feel like some people, when they get the shots, they get the flu. - Yeah. - Right? - The flu shot is, they're actually putting the flu in you. - What? - Yeah, it's like-- - It's like an actual-- - It's like an actual-- - It's like a small amount of the flu and they put it in your body. So, your body can get used to like fighting off that germ. - Yeah. - So, when you actually get the flu, it'll fight it up. - Which seems stupid. Like, I would rather just wait and see if I get the flu and let my body fight the flu off. - But you don't get the flu, when it's just a little bit of, like when they-- - Wait, huh. Y'all tell me we can capture the flu and, like-- - Apparently they do, yeah. - We can like, put the flu, like, I can have the flu in this jar. - Yeah. - I need that. - Why are you gonna-- - I know, but-- - I don't know, just-- - So, I'm facing your house, you're like, (laughing) - I don't know, flu. - I would love-- - Just a glass jar that says, flu. And I started just, like, getting the shivers, like, water. - He's arguing with Maverick and he's like, here, I have this, don't make me in any way. - That's what I was saying. - If you could just have a glass, I said, flu. One that said, COVID-19. One that said, diarrhea, you did that, you crazy. - The quarantine, hauntavirus. - Oh my gosh. - Oh, no, no, no. - No, no, no. - That's like, it's concerning. - It's concerning. - Yeah. - Uh. - Speaking of this, if anybody knows, if anybody's out there, it knows how to get the flu in a can. If your mom or dad is like a doctor, something-- - I know, I know. I know, I know, I know, please know. Please don't tell him how to get the flu in a bag. - Let me know. - No, hit me up. (laughing) And we can make something work out. Sorry, what would we say, Math? - Oh, I was gonna say, we're thinking about doing a video with the, what's their names? They're like one of the top cheer teams in America. What's the, what are they called, the-- - Ladies. - Spirit of Texas. - Spirit of Texas? - Yeah. - Yeah. - The royalty-- - Yeah, my friend goes there. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - They said that they'd be down to do a video with us. - Really? - I was like, that'd be so fun. Like, joining the top team in America. - I know the sun's gonna shine. - I'm gonna do it right now. - Yeah, what are we gonna do with that, Math? Well, I was gonna ask her if she thought we had what it takes to join the team. - No. (laughing) Actually, I saw y'all's like cheer video. I was gonna come, like-- - Yeah? - Yeah. - But then, I had like the biggest competition the next year. - So you had real cheer. - Oh, so you saw me do the cheerleading? - Yeah, you did, like, is a little wobbly, but-- (laughing) (upbeat music) - What? - And you still don't think I have what it takes? - I mean, maybe, but they're really good. - Yeah, but like, how good can they be? Like, are we that-- - I watched their videos. - They're really good. - Are we that bad? - That was day one, day one. - Or not. - Yeah, let me see. - That was a couple of hours of practice for me. If you guys watched that video, if I had like a day or two, I'm pretty sure. - No, you're not doing what they do in a day or two. - Let's see. - I think I take you-- - I'm never the one they do. - I know, not the flips, but I feel like I could throw. - Oh, we're, I'm not doing what they do. - Let's see. - Yeah. - I'm not built for that. - All right, doing flips. Or honestly, the flyers are crazy. - I mean, I could do it that guy's doing, maybe. The flyers as well is, - But I couldn't do like backflips or anything, like if somebody were to be like, do a backflip where everybody loves dives. - Do you know what's a bloody contest, please? - I can't do it. - You'd figure it out. - You know why flying is the most crazy to me? 'Cause you have to just have complete trust that someone's gonna catch you. And I just don't have that. - Yeah, no, I don't. I don't trust anybody. - I have to try that after this, actually. - Okay, they're pretty good, I'm not gonna lie. - Yeah. - You have trials right today. - Yeah, really. - After this. - Really? - Or you never said, oh, you're just like, ah, I'm gonna make it. - No. - I did my layout yesterday, I tryouts. - Oh my god, yeah, is that like going? - It's like when I, yeah. - I'm going whenever you like straight bodies. - Trials is more than one day. - You did a backflip with your body straight? - Yeah. - No way, do it. - It's crazy. - I can't do it right here. - I'm just gonna do it now. - Wing, can you? - After she has fairy dust. (laughing) - You don't like going backwards, right? - Yeah, I don't do that. - Did you see the video I sent you yesterday? - I don't even know if we can talk about it. - Now you can, you can. - Yeah. - What do I wanna see you do something cool, Harper? Can you do anything in this little space right here? Or is that too dangerous? - Probably not. Honestly, don't get hurt before trials. But like, I can't do like, you're smart. - I might be able to do like, can we do like a flexibility contest? I don't know, like, try, you'll want to catch you. - Yeah, Kenzie, lovely. - Oh my gosh, I forgot, oh my, I wanna, she's free! - I was like, hey, you wanna go to Pilates with me? She was like, yeah, let's go to the 7.30 AM class. I was like, okay. - Who says that? - It's like a hot Pilates class. - I don't do anything at 7.30 per cent. - But Kate tricked me, 'cause she was like, you wanna go to Pilates? I was like, yeah, I'll go to Pilates. I've only done it once before and I almost broke the equipment. But after, after, she took me to the hospital, I was like, okay, I'm gonna go to Pilates, I'm gonna go to Pilates, I'm gonna go to Pilates. She told me that and she signed us up. Then she tells me, there's no reformer tables. So we're basically just gonna be stretching in the heat, which are two of my least favorite things. - Plotting, that's stretching. - That's three, early morning heat and flexibility. - I'm fine with the early morning. I hate the dark, stretching and the heat. - Oh, so hopefully you don't really like that. - And they turn the lights off and it will be my worst nightmare. - Yeah, well how do you guys know how it goes? - What time do you wake up normally? - Um, for school, I wake up at 6 a.m. or 540. - I hate it. - You're already with me videos. Those are like literally, I could not ever do that. You're so impressive. - Thank you. - She's so happy in the morning. - I just feel like, good morning. - She's like, I'm already person, I'm already person. I don't stay up late. I could stay up late. At my sleepover, I stayed up till 2 a.m. But like, oh my goodness. - But that's an end, I hate staying up late. - The latest time I ever stayed up is like, 5 a.m. And that was once. - Yeah, but it was never again. - She just said the latest was 5 a.m. - Yeah, okay. - All nighters technically is, you don't know. - When I was in high school, I was in high school during COVID. - It just makes me feel so like. - Dude, kid, how are you? I don't know, it's like 38 a.m. Brad, really? When I was like, man, I can't do that to this day, I dropped. - I did like, all nighters and during COVID, 'cause I was in high school and like, I had nothing better to do except for stay up all night. And it was like really bad for my body. - It's terrible. - I know, it makes me sick. - That's why I don't stay up late. - Yeah, I don't like stay up late either. Have you seen five nights at Freddy's? - No. - It's so good. - Are you guys happy to watch it? - No. - Oh, this is so funny. - Are you having a baby watch too? - No, I can't. - Is that for kids? - No, this eight-year-old girl recommended it to me. Really? She was riding her bike, but it's good? And she's like, wait, I know, yeah. And then Kate asked her what her favorite movie was. And she's like, - Five nights at Freddy's? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Why do you feel so like that? - The little girl was riding her bike and she stopped. She's like, ah, ah, and Kate goes, what's your favorite movie? - No, it was one of the best. - Yeah, first, you wanted to Gandhi, but no, no, no. She wanted to picture and all that and then we were talking to her and then Kate asked what her favorite movie was. - So, I don't know how we got on the topic. - And then she said, five nights at Freddy's and then we got home that night and we were like, "Loki, watch, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride." - And then we watched it, thank you, movie. - That was so good. - Watch number one and two. It's kind of like, stranger things, but in a movie. - It is kind of like, stranger things. - Dang. - I promise you, - You would like your eight-year-old's got the best movie recommendations. - You might tumbling, okay? - Yes, I want to see it, I want to see it. - And I'm also the certain white eight-year-olds watch that. And I know so many of you guys out there watching play five nights at Freddy's. And I don't know how, 'cause I think it's scary. And it actually gave me, well, actually, no, it didn't give me nightmares. It gave me like, nightcareers. - Nightcareers. - So, why are you recognizing that I watch it? - No, no, no, listen, this is-- - Wait, is that what that is? - When you're awake, yeah, when you wake up. - Yeah, that's worse. I had to be asleep and I woke up and I'm not kidding. Kate's vanity, where she does her makeup, has these two white bulbs on it. And the reflection of our Wi-Fi router was shining right on it. And the exact reflection was it bunny ears. And I was like, I woke up and I was like, ah, and I was like, geeking out. I was like, that is an animatronic head. I'm about to join the animatronic family right now. And I'm not kidding. It happened to me about two or three times that night. And every time I couldn't go to sleep for about half hour, I was like, oh my gosh, did I stay on the podcast the other day, what Maverick did? I told you. - Oh, no, but you didn't stay on the podcast. - That was so, what happened? - No, we're laying in bed, okay. And it's probably three a.m. and Maverick goes, ah, ah, ah. And then he just sits there like this. - But isn't he a night talker too? - Yes, he talks in the sleep. - Oh, Maverick always does that. He'll be like, - My dad always does that. He's like, oh. - Yeah, Maverick is like, so what do you think we should do for tomorrow more? (laughing) - I don't think so. - Sleep. - And he's like holding on to me and I can't get away from him. He's like, got me in a lock, okay? If I can't see your eyes, they're open or not, but I can see his face direction is like that way. - Sorry, his face direction is like that way. And I'm like, what's wrong, what's wrong, Maverick? And he points and he's like, they're here, they're here. And I was like, no, they're here, who's here? And I'm freaking out. And he's like, no, no, can he, no, no. And I was like, no, Maverick, it's okay. It's okay, I think you're just streaming. I think it's okay. And he sits up and he goes, they're here. (laughing) I was like, no, you have to. And I just, I can't do scary things. And again, I don't do the dark. And when your husband talks in his sleep and says they're here. - He's here, Maverick. - It's probably the same night, though. - You and the animatronics in my room. - It's terrifying. - Did you, did you wake Stella up, too, with it? - Yes, yes, he woke Stella up. Or, man, I can't remember. It's been like a week now. But Stella woke up and she like walks around and like sits there and is like staring at us. And now I'm like, oh my gosh, Stella's possessed. Stella's possessed. - Wait, wait, do you remember this? - Yes, yes, I do. - Wait, you remember being awake? - Yeah, no, I remember seeing something on the ceiling. It looked like eyes looking at me. I'm not getting, it looked like there was a demon on the ceiling, like with its body stuck in the ceiling. (laughing) It's Spider-Man. And I was like, it was like a just a dark shadowy body and then these eyes and this just creepy eyes. And I was like, oh, and I look away. Look back, it's down there like where Stella's bed is and it's just its head, like this much of it peeking over the bed. - Which is my side of the bed. - Yes, looking at it, looking at me over the bed like this. And I'm like, (screaming) - No, I'm so confused, what are you seeing? - I don't know, it was just there, okay. - Can you draw it? - Yes, I can't. - Wait, I need a piece of paper. And as he was screaming, he was pulling tighter and tighter and I can't breathe at this point. So I'm like, nah, nah, please, please. And he just keeps squeezing me. And he think they're here, they're here. So you have to get attacked by a monster demon and you hang on to your wife. - No, no, you listen. That's the first part. - That's an efficient mechanism. - Yes, yes it is. (laughing) - When you see a demon, you tell, you try something, okay? Listen, I'm sitting there and when I first woke up, I remember this part, I first woke up and I was like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. And she was like, what is it? I was like, they're right there. Nothing's worse than what I was saying. - Yeah, that's wonderful. - I was like, nothing's worse than what you're about to die, and you're like, shh, someone's like, what? - Yeah, she's like, what is it? I'm like, they're right there. And then when it got down to the bottom, that's when I started yelling. I was like, ah, there he is, they're right there. (laughing) - No, but he's okay. We all said that in like a matter of five minutes, but this goes on for 20 minutes. - No, not that long. No, it went on like 30 seconds. - No, it went on. - It was like 30 seconds. - In it? - I'm telling you, it was going on for 20 minutes. - I'm screaming for 20 minutes. - Oh, it's like 30 seconds. - It was wide awake. - No, no, no, no, no. - I was definitely like kind of shaken for a while after. Like I was not about to go sleep, I freaked out. - I'm telling you, it lasted 20 minutes. He just kept talking, saying how scared he was, and he was like, shaking. - What? - But, the actual demon was only there about 30 seconds. - And then you were just telling your wife, how scared you are of the demon? - You don't understand. There, it was on the ceiling, okay? - I think, did you take melatonin that night? - Probably. - I'll take it again. - Do melatonin sometimes like does things to people? - No, no, no, no, no, no. - But like for me, like, I take half of the melatonin and it like does things to people. - Do you take melatonin every night? - No. - Oh, okay. - No, 'cause that's bad, I've heard that. - Yeah, I've never heard that. - I take it sometimes, I take it on Sunday night. - I'm so scared of melatonin. One time when we were on tour, we were driving like, from one city to the next, but it was the longest drive we had, so we weren't gonna be pulling up to the next city sleeping if we're not in a car, or if we're not in a bed, so I was like, okay, I'm gonna take some sleepy pills. And I took like multiple, and I still like barely slept, 'cause I'm so scared of it. Like my brain would like not let me sleep. - Yeah. - You're scared of the car? - No, I'm scared of that and melatonin. - Well, there you heard it folks. Don't take melatonin or you'll end up like Mav. All right, we'll see you guys next time. I hope there's anything you want to say. - Oh, some of you all might not know me, but if you want to go check out my Instagram. - You sure? - No, you're YouTube channel. - My YouTube channel too, I'm gonna start and you gotta say the name now. - Okay, life with heart? - Well, we'll link it down below. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right guys, it'll be in the link in the description. 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