This Drink Is Killing People

Morning routine as an authentically depressed zero-inspiration, no-purpose low-battery enemy now. 29-year-old was trying to avoid caffeine as much as possible. I do not drink coffee in the morning, so the first thing I do is I open the blinds for some organic caffeine-free, wake me up, just anxiety, straight from the source. Then I like to go outside, not to enjoy nature, but to submerge my face in a nice cold bowl of energy drinks. I need a full body wake up, you know, including my pores. And since my grandma taught me not to waste anything, I finish all 14 cans like a responsible adult. Why didn't no one tell me that energy drinks burn your eyes? Do not get energy drinks in your eyes. Have you ever been to the doctor and he told you that you have a caffeine deficiency? No. That's weird. Then why is it that every single new product that's coming out lately has about 50,000 milligrams worth of caffeine? Huh. I thought we were having a caffeine deficiency. Remember when we talked about coffee talked a few years ago? Well, the sad news is that that community has fallen significantly. Because believe it or not, coffee was not providing them with enough caffeine, so they had to move to a community that would provide them with enough caffeine to kill them instantly. But before we move into that, coffee talk still has plenty of people thriving and making some insane drinks. My coffee of the day. So she starts it off with a caramel just, that is a big ask, oh my god, that truly is a huge one. I don't even know how many ounces that is. Okay, so we got some coffee in there, that is the instant coffee. Jesus, I think we had a more cream than actual coffee and more cream, I thought we were down with a creamer girl, put the creamer down, put the fucking creamer down right now enough. We've seen enough with you on that creamer. And she's using heavy whipping cream to make more creamer, or she's using it as a cold foam. I don't even see a hint of coffee in there, it's just caramel. But now of course you got to top it off with a more caramel. Thank you. Listen, I don't know who this tech talker was, but sweetie, it's totally okay not to like coffee, you did not have to be forced to add that splash of coffee in there. You want to just drink creamer shit out of the carton, go ahead, no one is forcing you to drink the splash of coffee, why bother adding coffee at that point? You don't have to use her. Does this have more than half of the calories that you're supposed to consume throughout the day? Maybe, but y'all missed something though, because you all thought this was just purely just sugar and fats, but in fact, what is this? She was showing us her caramel drizzle, and it's a sugar-free caramel drizzle. And someone said, "How's caramel sugar-free?" What do you mean, "How stupid can you be?" Like obviously we know that caramel is sugar, but if you take out the sugar from the caramel, then you have caramel with no sugar. Honestly, I don't even know how caramel is fucking sugar-free. That was probably one of those impossible products. You know how we have that impossible burger that's vegan or some shit, and it imitates the flavor of chicken, maybe this is the same thing with a caramel, so it's an impossible caramel. But do you know what I think we're missing for these coffee videos though? How about a caramel-grunade launcher? When did they come out with caramel-grunade launchers? Oh my god, that's just whole caramel. Why are you bothering putting the caramel in another container? Take the grunade launcher, and launch that shit in your mouth. Why are you using that glass? What for? Literally, what for? If you're just gonna drink the whole thing. So we got a few ice cubes in there. Milk. Dirt. Why her? Ew, what the? Why does her coffee look like that? That looks like dirt water. Some dirt water, and she's peeling it everywhere. And obviously more caramel-grunade launcher on top. Oh, she's finished, and she just opened it. Oh my god, I can taste the sugar, I can taste the sugar. Oh my god. Imagine going to someone's household and seeing that shit? Oh my god, is this a grunade launcher or something? Oh, it's actually a caramel-grunade launcher. So since we're all struggling with our caffeine, lately, Dunkin' Donuts saw this, like they saw people struggling to hit their daily caffeine intake, and they're like, oh my god, this is so sad. Like, how can we help these poor people who are clearly not struggling with a caffeine addiction? Should we, like, come out with energy drink and coffee buckets, you know? What are we even doing? So much of the bathroom visit after this would be lethal, to be honest. And did I run to my Dunkin' Donuts the day these came out because I wanted to try them myself? Absolutely not. What kind of person do you think I am? No, lucky though, jokes aside, I didn't even bother going because I knew these weren't available in Connecticut because they only came out with these in New Hampshire, I believe, and Massachusetts, correct me if I'm wrong. But what did Dunkin' think was gonna happen when they weren't gonna make this available for everyone? Obviously, people were gonna go to Dunkin' Donuts with their own buckets. And your state doesn't have the Dunkin' buckets so you bring your own and they fill it. That looks bigger than the actual, that shit is way bigger than the actual one. And they filled it for her. Imagine working at Dunkin' Donuts though, like you're having a terrible day, and someone comes in with their huge fucking bucket that was previously filled with paint or whatever it was filled with. And they're like, "Hey, could you fill this for me?" I mean, I don't mind filling it for them, but the fact that I have to carry that shit, like, miss, I'm already overworked and you want me to, like I'm doing extra labor just because of you, like, it's not just the caffeine that people should worry about when it comes to these drinks. Do you know the sugar that you get in these Dunkin' Drinks and like throwback to the Panera Drink that actually killed a few people, allegedly, Panera, please don't go for me. The sugar is actually insane, but not as insane when yet again, Dunkin' dropped their Christmas, peppermint, mocha, swirl, and that shit had enough sugar in there, where you could hear the cavities on your teeth getting excited about this shit. This is the new peppermint, mocha swirl here at Dunkin' Donuts. It has a record breaking 186 grams of added sugar, but she seems like I'm hard to visualize sometimes. So, visualize this, my friend. When he said visualize this and he was like bringing the bowl there, I maybe it's just me, I thought he was going to visualize this, my friend, and then boom, he's going to hit us with his dick. I don't know, like, the way he was grabbing that, I thought he was like visualize this, bitch, like boom, dick slam on the table. Not that many munchkins, that many, 93 munchkins that are powdered sugar, need another frame of reference that has that much sugar, that is, almost half a cup, that's technically half of the cup being just sugar. Some of us said 9 grams of protein though, wait, you might be getting 186 grams of sugar, but the 9 grams of protein hit me up. Now, moving on to the community that the ex-coffee talk community moved on to, geez, what kind of a thing? So, the community that ex-coffee talkers move to is actually the caffeine community. And let me tell you, these people have gotten creative as fuck on the ways that they actually get their caffeine, cause let's take a look at a daily energy drink restock. So, we have those frozen bowls, two alonies, and we have a double energy drinks with the frozen bowls, which I think they're making these frozen bowls from energy drinks. So, it's a double energy drink in a huge container with energy drink ice balls, so energy drink inside an energy drink was the glass of the container also made out of energy drinks. So, it's like an energy drink infused energy drink with the energy drink infused bowls energy ice energy infused. And you're like holy shit. That's probably like a lot of caffeine since they used two cans, right? Yeah, and I mean yes, it's definitely a lot of caffeine But that's not it. You really thought that was it like they weren't mad anymore Caffeine in there. Well, they're topping this shit off With ice cream Survey so sugar Two scoops, so we have two scoops of sorbet with the energy Ice balls and the energy drinks. So if the energy drink was not enough for you We're gonna add more sugar on top of that for the actual crash I would get a crash out from just one energy drink But to have all that energy drink in there and then the sugar on top I don't think I would be able to get up I would feel so tired throughout the day and people are drinking this in the morning by the way So you're starting off your morning with a huge energy and then right after an hour probably you're like What I feel so tired, I just have energy drink and did you see what energy drink she used by the way? Alani which has 200 milligrams of caffeine per can and for reference a red bull can I believe has 800 milligrams worth of caffeine. This is 200 which is almost triple the amount per one can I got two flavors orange kiss and what is this pink slush I'm gonna try drinking both of them so we can instantly hit that 400 which is the daily recommended limit Oh wait before I open these though, you know what we got to do, right? Have you seen my previous videos? We got a wins the top And people with fun on me for saying wins the top but tell me why they actually found a rat Inside one of these cans now I'm not sure if the rat wanted to drink some energy drink or did he get in there before or after? They sealed it. Oh that video got me traumatized. I hope it doesn't taste like I asked because I got to finish this Pink slush Oof, oh my god, that is sweet. That is like candy level sweet It's too carbonated. Oh my god, my girders gonna kill me and this is the orange kiss I am not a big orange flavor Orange flavor does not do it for me. I have to drink both of these. I don't want to drink both The gird and actually found out real quick why people were ending up in hospitals because I saw a video of this guy finishing about six or seven maybe Five of these add once you literally just drink the entire thing like five of those in less than five minutes And I'm over here struggling to finish at least one of these and maybe 30 minutes So that's why y'all are going to the hospital six or seven of these two would kill me little six or seven Oh my god. Oh my god. I just realized what I said Also a hundred and ten percent of nice thing vitamin B What is that that peace B6 vitamin B12 biotin and Panthos pethanetic acid whatever that means 5.3 milligrams. So all of these they're all above the recommended daily limit So 110 percent besides the biotin here. Well, this is a video Jonas The shit's asked Oh Jesus Christ people with gird cannot be drinking sodas Okay 200 milligrams of caffeine down the drain I'm actually feeling sleepy I thought I would be a little more energetic. What the fuck? If I finish this shit, I'll be at 200 at 400 Plus my coffee in my espresso in the morning shit. What am I feeling my heart? Oh Wait, I forgot to check for rats Allegedly, though Okay, that's one and a half that is at least 350 milligrams worth of caffeine and I don't I don't feel okay I first heard about Alani on TikTok when I kept seeing videos of people being like hey guys I'm actually at the yard because I drink a bunch of Alani like there was so many videos of people being like Oh stop drinking Alani Alani is bad for you And I'm like what the fuck is Alani? So I looked it up It's an energy drink and it has about 200 milligrams worth of caffeine and that is a lot of caffeine This is your sign to quit Alani's name. I don't know if I had anything to do What happened to me that I do know that I got to the emergency room with a high heart rate And I'm pretty sure It's because of me Here's your sign Quit drinking them every day like me and only do it on occasion And did you know that visits to the yard have skyrocketed just because of energy drinks? And it got so bad that in fact in 2013 the government had to put out a warning about people drinking a lot of energy drinks Update on emergency department visits involving energy drinks a continuing public health concern the number of emergency Department visits involving energy drinks doubled from 10,000 visits in 2007 to 20,000 visits in 2011 and what do you think happened after 2011 did they go down or did they go up? Let me let me think for a second Throw back to what I drank 90 for monsters in one sitting. I feel like it might have gone down a little bit Yeah, this is reminding me of the protein community You know everything nowadays is protein this protein that protein burger protein eyelash curler protein lip gloss Protein shake protein trappuccino protein lip gloss protein lip gloss protein I mean people out here making caffeine protein ear wax infused energy drinks To sparkling energy What what is that collagen? Oh, are we using drugs now? What does she just do to their drink? She takes out and she's like, yep, I'm heading to the yard guys. See you there. So I know we've all heard of vitamin deficiency Right like when you lack a bunch of vitamins in your body, but have you heard about a vitamin? Sufficiency, so I've been slowly poisoning myself for the last six years the other day I decided hey, it's finally time to go to the doctor because every single day in the afternoon You're dizzy you're shaking you have a headache you feel like you're gonna pass out almost like low blood sugar like I don't know. Maybe I have diabetes now or maybe too much caffeine and that's the aftermath of having too much caffeine. No Tell me why My vitamin B12 was greater than 2000 when the reference range is like 400 I think is normal So I'm starting to think like okay, I'm looking it up online like I could have liver cancer I could have a blood cancer all of these things, but then it says Maybe if you drink certain energy drinks you might shock B12 from that. Okay, all right. Well every single morning I do drink every single morning This little guy I Have drink one of these every single day for the last six years That is a lot of and every single day for six years to be drinking an energy drink It's a lot and this story gumming intrigued because how can you have too much vitamin B12 in your body and companies Do use the vitamin B12 for energy drinks because that helps that gives you I think it helps you to give you more energy or some shit and it's kind of hard to have way too much vitamin B12 Because your body just piece it out it gets rid of it and it's very rare for you to have way too much But vitamin B12. So how much vitamin B12 do you think was in this drink for her to end up being crazy sick? 104 Thousand percent of the daily recommended limit I felt like oh 110 percent is kind of too much right or like 150 200 percent I've never seen a thousand percent, but a hundred and four thousand percent What are they fucking doing five hundred and fifty six percent of the daily recommended limit of vitamin C? Why are they so? so high above the recommended limit. And if you're wondering where is this caffeine coming from? Well, caffeine from caffeine on hydras and guarana seed extract. There's already two types of caffeine in there. Green tea leaf extract. Alpha liposuction. Liposuction acid? Liposuction, I'm sorry. I just turned this shit into plastic surgery. Green coffee bean extract. Grape seed extract. Grape skin extract. Grape skin extract has coffee. It has caffeine in there. And I'm surprised it didn't list my brain in there because of the ADHD that keeps me up at night. That shit must be caffeinated as hell. And this comes in a 12 pack. Wait, what does it look like that? Why does this look like one of those lab thingies? Do you know how you get to the lab and they have all your blood tests and whatever in a lab? Why did they make this look like I'm actually taking a drug? I mean, isn't caffeine a drug? No, it's caffeine a drug. And it even sits on the packaging loaded with B12 and they for sure as hell are online about that. Now let me open my blood sample over here. Me if I worked at a lab. Hey everybody, so today we're gonna be testing out this loser's blood test. I actually know him, he's like my neighbor and he's annoying as hell. And he thinks that there's not gonna be any drugs in his blood tests. But I'm purposely adding some drugs into this so he doesn't get that job. That's a lot of me as well. So the box says that you need about 16 to 20 fluid ounces and over here I have 16 fluid ounces. Let's just pour this in here. What does this sound like I'm peeing? Oh my God, okay, let's hurry up. I don't have time for the shit. Now let's add the drugs in here, the caffeine. Ew, what's it fizzy? Ew, that looks so bad. Oh my God, what does it look like that? That looks like someone puked in here. You want me to drink this? What is this bright neon orange color? It actually doesn't smell bad though. You know what this is? It's like medicine. You know when you're sick, like you got your throat hurts or like whatever sickness you got and you got to take that medicine and it's like an orange flavored medicine? This is it right here. 100 milligrams of caffeine in this. Okay people, we have a problem. If you're noticing the drinks here, I was stupid enough to do this right after I finished the Alonni, so plus my coffee in the morning. Plus half of this, we are way over 400 milligrams. If there's one thing that I noticed is that my arm is actually in pain right now. I don't know how to explain it, but my right arm is kind of like in pain, not when I touch it, but just like in general for some reason. I don't think that's a good thing, but like I think it's a good thing because if I was having a heart attack, that would be on my left arm, right? Yeah, 'cause it's connected to the heart and I've heard that if your left arm hurts, so it's not the left arm, it's the right arm. That doesn't mean I'm having a heart attack, right? Cardiologist, what's happening right now? So right now I think I'm at about five or six red balls. Yeah, yeah, red balls. Guys, I'm not okay. But if it's not gonna be the caffeine that's gonna kill me right now, it's gonna be that damn vitamin B12. 'Cause I already drank half of this and that's watched 50,000% of the recommended B12 vitamin, and I learned that the reason why they're using that much B12 vitamin is that so you don't have a crash. And I'm gonna be the judge of that. I'm gonna be back in a few hours to tell you guys if there was a crash from all of this or not. Maybe the B12 shit worked or maybe I'm gonna end up sick in the hospital. Find out. What does excessive B12 cause? Dizziness, shaking, headaches, nausea? Okay, all right, so everything that I'm feeling. So, don't need let's just say I canceled my subscription to zip this on Amazon. Update, it's been two hours. I just took a shower and mid shower. I realized that my hands were like shaking a little bit and they kind of still are. There's like a, I don't think it's like moving a lot, but it's just like, I think a tiny bit. And when I was showering, I felt like, I still feel like my whole body is like in this, I don't know, like in this crazy mode. It's been two hours. No, so when is this good? Do I have to wait six hours for the crash out? I don't know, but it feels like I'm in this panic more person reason. Like my life already feels like I'm in panic mode 24/7. Now imagine the caffeine on top of it. So what is the 50,000% vitamin B12 doing here exactly? Like imagine I die and they put you on the news like cause of death vitamin B12. Like you might as well say that a ladybug killed me. Cause of death vitamin B12. Okay, so let me think. So far we have excessive amount of sugar, excessive amount of caffeine. Can we please stop now? I think we're done. Guys, don't drink these fucking hot water. Whatever video, don't drink the water. What the fuck is hot water? I was honestly over here like, oh my god. Another energy drinks. Can we stop with these stupid names? Or is it just plain water? Neither of those. I honestly thought it was just maybe water like another dumb energy drink called cut water. Like, yo, we're cut water. We give you abs, bro. And sadly, no, they do not give you abs. They do give you a visit to the yard though. And I learned that cut water is actually alcohol. And sadly, no, this one does not have caffeine in it. I apologize to everyone who's caffeine maxing. Although, they do have a couple of versions with caffeine, but you didn't hear that from me. And if you're curious, how was this margarita, can? One margarita, can. How is this sending people to the yard? Well, if you're gonna like zoom in real close, you can tell that this has a whopping of 12.5% alcohol. For reference, and to put this in perspective, a bottle of wine has about 12 to 15% alcohol in there. Yeah, this is what a bottle of wine looks like just so you can visualize it. In case you've never seen a bottle of wine before. Visualize this, my friend. Obviously, you know what we have to do, right? So if you're drinking one of these, you're technically drinking a bottle of wine. Now, what about the people that didn't read the 12.5%, and they drink two or three. You know, look, either I love mango margarita. So this better be good. (dramatic music) Oh, this is heavy. You can definitely taste the alcohol and 12.5%. This would knock me the fuck off. Now I see why people are getting sick. I feel like three sips. So the beginning is kind of good and then that strong alcohol hits your throat and I don't like that. I like my drink was like 0.1% alcohol and 99.9% mango margarita. This is definitely not for me. Although alcohol does relax you and put you to sleep and I've had like a lot of caffeine today, like close to 500, maybe a little more. So yeah, I'm gonna throw this away. Anyways, I think I've had enough caffeine and alcohol for today. I don't think I will be drinking any more caffeine for at least another two hours. But if you didn't join me being caffeinated as hell for the entire day, go ahead and become a member to watch my videos a day early, sponsor free and ad free and you support this channel. Also, you support someone who's hungry. Members, stay here while I do a quick shout out. 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