Things That Instantly Ruin Your Day! (Ranked)

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Today I'm going to be ranking some of the most annoying things that happen in the world. Things that put you instantly in a bad mood and I'm going to rank them or I'm going to try to remember to rank them. But if you've watched the series before, you know that I forget to do that a lot. Let's go. Someone walking slow in front of you and you can't get around them. Being from New York, this is a huge thing. If I have a nice little Swedish couple in front of me and they're walking slow because they're looking up at the buildings, I'd like to elbow them in the temple and put them down and then walk over their body. I need to get around. I also think that it's actually insane for a group of people to take up the entire sidewalk. Like there's like five of you and you guys are all walking shoulder to shoulder down the sidewalk at a slow pace. At a control. Let's get in files of two. Okay, let's get two files of people and walk like that. If you want to talk to the people behind you, turn around like this, but you can't take up the whole sidewalk. This is ridiculous. I'm putting this at, how do I rank them? One to ten? Oh, ten is the most annoying. Does each get a place or is it a score? Okay, so I'm going to rank it one to ten. I'm going to say this is like a whew, 7.2. When you have to poop in public and it's a busy bathroom, so you have to go on the stall the moment after someone comes out. I'm going to say this. I'm putting this at like a three. Okay, like it's not that annoying. Bro, first of all, if I really have to shit in public, which if I'm going in public, it's an emergency. Okay, it is a fire alarm, defcon for type of shit. And if I have to do that, I don't care if someone's still sitting on the toilet. I will shit. I have to go bad. I have better than going in my pants. But there is nothing worse than getting on a toilet seat and it's still warm from the person before you. I've stayed in some nice hotels where they have the seat warmers and I don't like it because it reminds me. It makes me feel like someone broke in here and took a shit for an hour and a half and now I'm sitting on their butt. You know what I mean? So I don't like that. But like a public desperate poop, I don't care. They could come right out. I'm going to write in and let it rip. I have to. When you hang out with someone who has constant victim mentality and only talks about how bad their life, job, spouse, and kids are, oh my God, dude. There is nothing worse than miserable people, dude. And like, look, everyone's miserable in their own right? Everyone has some problems and whatnot. But like, we're here to be cheery. We're going out and getting some beers to have fun. No one wants to hear about all the problems in your life, okay? And also, as a guy, I will say this, there's nothing worse than hanging out with the dude who hates his girlfriend or hates his wife. You know, you're hanging out with a guy and he's just kind of like, oh, you know, my fucking wife. She's like, I don't care. Leaver or shut up or leave here because I don't want to hear it. And it's not cool to hate your wife or to hate your girlfriend or whatever. I don't give a fuck. One, two, having a beer. Sheesh, sheesh, sheesh. The game's on. No one wants to hear about this. All right, go hate her at home then. Go tell her. Maybe tell a therapist and work on that. Work on a cut. Get a couple of therapists and either fix the problem or don't make it mine because I got enough. All right, shut up. Poor the Guinness. A constant victim mentality. I'm putting that out of nine. I don't even know what a town would be at this point. Walking into a spider web. Ooh, uh, oh, I'll go eight. I'll go eight for walking into a spider web because one, it makes me look insane. Especially when you're like, bro, have you ever been just walking Manhattan? You hit a spider web and you're like, how big is this spider that it created a web from like that building to this one? Is Peter Parker spinning fucking invisible webs in this city? And then you walk through and you're like, and then it gets in your mouth. And I'm thinking about, where's the spider been? And now I'm like, its legs were on that and or a fly was stuck in that. And now it's in my fucking mouth. I hate that. And I hate that you can never get a spider web off of you. It hits my face and I'm just doing this. It's like trying to get a hair out of your mouth, but of web off your face. Both very annoying. I'm going eight. When someone takes all day to text back, but you know they must have seen their phone. Yeah, I mean, I will say the first couple of times this happens. It's like a seven, but anything beyond that, I don't fucking care. Fuck you. Now at this point, I'm not expecting you to answer me. Okay, you're going to take all day to text me back and I know you've seen it, especially if you got the read receipts on, bro, you're spitting in my face. You're peeing on my teeth with that. Okay, I'm texting you. I can see that you've read it. You know that I can see that you've read it and you're still not going to answer me. I, I must be a urinal and you're peeing all over me. That's what I must be. So I care about it and then I don't. It over time it becomes less and less. And then, you know, I'll just, we'll never hear from you. I guess I don't know. When it takes you forever to figure out how to turn on a hotel or Airbnb shower and make it the right temperature, I don't know why Apple continues to change their charger and why we keep trying to reinvent the shower. Like it's ridiculous. Like I've been into an Airbnb and their spouts side on the wall sideways. I don't need this. It's not a car wash. I can scrub. I don't need the water to hit every crevice of my body at the same time. It's ridiculous. Also, how did the shower go from one knob to eight knobs? And it's like, oh, this one's electric. Unnecessary. Why does it need to, why does there need to be an electrical intervention here? Just give me a knob, give me H, give me C and a little bit of that and then we're good. In my last apartment, my shower, I couldn't figure out how to make the water hotter than room temperature because they had a lock on it. It's like, oh, like the guy came in, I'm like, yeah, I really think you need to turn up the hot water in here because it's, it the water's not hot enough and he, he came in and he goes, oh, you got to like push it in and then it turns. I'm like, you put a child lock on the shower? What is the point of that? This isn't a bottle of Tylenol. This isn't pills. It's a shower. It's ridiculous. Give me H, give me C, give me the big knob and just turn it like that. Or, you know what I do enjoy, which this is an electrical, electrical intervention, so I'm getting a little crazy here, but they have a thing where as you turn the knob, it'll show you what the degrees of the water is. I'll take that. But if you start throwing fucking buttons at me and jacuzzi settings and what all this other shit and there's 15 different nozzles, I'm good dude. Keep that. Don't need it. All right, before we get to the rest of this video, we do have some sponsors. The first one being Seaky. Seaky is where I buy all of my tickets, whether I'm going to a concert, a Broadway play, a Monster Truck rally or whatever else that something requires to take it. You can get all that on Seaky. They have over 70,000 events listed at any time. So there's a lot to choose from and the summer's right around the corner and I'm trying to get outside and buy some tickets and enjoy myself with some people that I love and you should too. Okay. 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I hate that so much. But yeah, when people stand close to me, I have no problem. Also, I'll be like, Hey, you know, I'll, I'll, I'll make a barrier. I'll be excuse me. And I'll throw, I'll throw this. I'll never touch them with my hand. And I don't know why. But the elbow or the forearm, I'd be like, Can you just, you're a little close here. There's no reason. to be like this. Or when people are driving right up your ass. When they get right on your tail, oh my god, nothing makes me want to take my life into my own hands. I just want to slam on the brakes and ruin the day for both of us. At that point, I'd get out of my car with a smile on my face. You'd be like, "Hey, what are you doing?" I'm like, "What I had to do?" And I'm glad that this happened to you. I'll gladly pay the insurance. Fuck you. When your phone auto-corrects from the word, you wanted to type to a random word. This has been happening to me recently for some reason, and I have no idea. An auto-correct works either really well or it's out of its fucking mind. I'll try to spell the word liquid, and I'll accidentally like whatever. And it's auto-correcting to like Alabama. Like if something not even fucking close, I'm like, "How is this even fucking possible?" Sometimes it just takes a back seat, and it's just sitting on its couch and not trying. It's like, "Bro, I messed up two letters in this thing, and you're giving me a fucking, you're spelling out scientific terms or some shit." You know what I actually hate with the fucking iPhone, too? When you type OMW, it auto-corrects to, "On my way with an exclamation point, pisses me off." Oh, we haven't ranked it in a while, yeah. Uh, four. Hanging out with someone who is a one-up or a response with something about themselves after everything you share about yourself. Yeah, this is very tough. This is like an eight and a half. Once you become aware that this is happening, and you're hanging out with someone who's like, "Oh yeah, blah, blah, blah," or a lot of the times people who do this kind of thing, it'll be a stretch. Like it won't even be something. You know, you're talking about how you went to Italy, and they're talking about like, "Oh, speaking of Italy, I took a pasta making course in Manhattan." And it was like, we're talking about Europe. You're back over here in the mainland. This is completely different thing. I get that there's some sort of like loose pasta reference here, but you're, you're stretching just to talk about you. No one cares about you made pasta, all right? It's not that impressive. You made some pasta, but really the teacher made it, and then you drank a bunch of fucking wine. This is an interesting, all right? I went to Italy, and that's way more interesting, and I'd like to talk now. I hate when people do that. Like more than people who just one-up, like people who try, who will use like a very small part of the story to be like, speaking of that, and then make it a completely different story when it's like, "Yo, my story isn't even about that." That's a small detail, and you're using it to pivot out of this, to make it about you. Don't love it, all right? But the one-uppers are very annoying, but I do like to like, if I notice someone's doing that, I will lie. I will make something up. That's like, how could they possibly one-up this? And then if you make up a good enough lie, and they can't one-up it, they crumble. They don't know what to say. They just kind of sit there, and they say nothing. The petty side of me loves it. Watching a movie with someone who either asks questions constantly, or doesn't pay attention at all, hate this, but there's something I hate. Oh, I don't know if I hate it more, but they're kind of even. I'm going to group this in with people who have seen the movie, and then we'll watch you watch the movie. I hate that, and it's like, something's coming up, and they're just like, "Don't look at me. Let me enjoy this in my own way, now I feel judged, or that I have to be really happy or scared," or whatever the hell at this moment, like, stop. But yeah, if you're watching a movie, especially if you're watching it for the first time, and people are asking questions, it's like, "Hey, man, I have all the information you have clearly. I mean, we've both been sitting here, we're 13 minutes into the movie. How could I have more information here?" I got what you got. That's pretty much it. Or doesn't pay attention at all. Yeah, I'm okay with people not paying attention, as long as they don't ask, like, "Wait, can we rewind that?" Nope. You lost it. You know, life moves on, time marches on, so that's just kind of it. All right? Maybe you don't treat the rest of your life that way either, because time will move on without you. Don't miss your opportunities. Don't look down at your phone, because we're watching a movie that's in a different language. If you're not reading the subtitles, you're lost, lady. Figure it out. Pay attention. Lock in. We're watching a movie. All right? If we're watching parasite, and it's in fucking Korean, you're gonna have to lock in. You look down at your phone. You don't know what's going on, especially that movie. A lot of twists and turns. No spoilers. When the first bite of food burns your mouth and ruins the rest of the meal, I do this all the time. Actually, I would say I did this maybe every single meal I had the last time I was in London, and I don't know why. I'm gonna give it a ranking. I'll say five. It's not that bad. I will say the next day is where I really get pissed off when it feels like the entire roof of your mouth is, like, loose skin. It's, like, peeling almost because you've burnt the hell out of it. Don't love that. I don't even know that the first bite of food ruins the meal, because I could still taste the meal. It's just that the whole meal hurts. Like, the whole meal is gonna hurt me. The first thing hurts bad, and then I give it a second. Maybe I drink some water. Cool it down. And every time I take a bite, it's like something's clawing at the top of my mouth. It happens. I've done it. People make mistakes. I will do it again. But I don't like the next day more. The next day, like, feeling of like a snake shedding its skin like on the roof of your mouth. It's like, I don't like that. That's a seven. When your package says delivered, but it's nowhere to be found. Yeah, this is like an insanely frustrating thing, because it's like, you know, now they kind of do the thing where it's they take a photo of it. And they're like, here it is. It's at your door. And if it's not there, then it got stolen. It is what it is. But before the pictures, it would be like, it's delivered. And I'd be like, who would you give it to? Because I don't have it. Not at my door. Not my door man have it. My door man doesn't have it. Nobody has it. This is a mystery, dude. Maybe you didn't deliver it. This happened to me with furniture once. It was like, oh, we delivered it. I'm like, this is a piece of furniture. You know, it's not like a little Amazon package. It's a fucking love seat. How could you accidentally deliver this somewhere else? Like, clearly, this isn't mine. Do you think I'm making it up? Do you think I'm a magician and I made it disappear from my doorstep so that I would get to? Sir, it's a love seat. I don't fucking have it. Where is it? That's a 10 out of 10. It's not actually a 10 out of 10. It's just the last one in the video. So I'm trying to leave off on a banger there. But thank you guys for watching. Don't forget to subscribe. We'll see you next time.