They That Wait Upon The Lord

what's up pushy cat whoa whoa whoa welcome back to the program my name is Julia White and I'm woopie goberg and this is the read thank you for joining us it is and thank you welcome back it is august already time flies when you're living in hell so okay I mean good girlfriend I forgot to check some of the the primary results uh whatever okay well yeah get there later sure this week in black excellence we're gonna be giving it over to the one and only grace johns oh really what a grace johns to do just be grace johns I don't that's it we watched boomerang on patreon uh last week first time I'd seen it since college oh wow and um really rewatching it you know what I didn't remember a lot of it what I did remember is every scene with earthy kid and grace johns in it and those hold up in a mighty way grace johns is absolutely impeccable on fire gorgeous talented perfect and you know what earthy kid as well yeah I got gonna go ahead and toss earthy kid into black excellence as well because for the the listeners at home who were like oh I'm 22 I started listening to home and I was three get in okay grace johns oh you mean the lady for renaissance see I will fight you and that's why I'll fight you yeah so get into these names ask them I'm about them unless your mom is you know 30 and I guess future eyes grandma and um yeah with a perfection that is earthy kid outside of even that role and being the cat one man um lots of hot takes and bits about life and uh same with grace johns so that's it that's my black excellence for the week two iconic divas that your children and grandchildren need to know about because they don't fuck her you don't right and that's on you problem yeah amen this week in our hot tops let's see got some ground to cover here there was a girlfriend's reunion of sorts because miss tracy else Ross is debuting in broadway and every brilliant thing have you gone are you gonna go I have not gone yet but I have heard about the show and I think it closes in like four days so if I'mma go I need to hurry up well sounds like now right now it might be by these tickets as we speak um yeah the ladies were photographed together uh oh no this is a picture from last year I don't know there's probably a picture together I this is on instagram so okay I mean view this post on instagram yeah here we go they did take a pitchy together it's on pressure whites page on her instagram these women all look like they like the show wrapped yesterday oh yeah no they've all aged incredibly they really have they look so good movie movie movie I think um wishing him the the creator why is her name escaping me iconic oh baby I did the creative girlfriends oh mara braka keel there we go mara braka keel I feel like she said not long ago um understandably girl they're gonna give us the respect and the budget they're gonna give us all the things that this deserves or yes or else we're not doing it and it's that simple I agree yeah I agree as well girl know you're worth um so I went ahead and I watched um this full segment on canee burst podcast what she talks about tamar braxton now I don't know that I was privy to the two of them having issues with one another I think maybe I maybe I sort of remember drama when they were on tour together was she was opening for escape oh yes okay yes as soon as you said it it started to come back to me remember because it was it was escape it was tamar it was somebody else too right it was like Monica maybe I but yes now that you said it is coming back to me as well I do remember that yeah I'd forgotten um but she brings it up in this little interview thing did you see it so I saw the clip of her addressing tamar but I did not go back and watch the whole thing I said this is enough for me this is I don't know what tamar has done but it do sound like her to be online keeping up mess so I said no shake it'd been the whole thing I mean it was as soon as she said you always talk about my voice but jeez you could sing so good and don't nobody give a fuck I said oh did say about it's pretty brooding and it wasn't a lie either I said oh yes can't be true don't don't try to give the girls a little live vocal she said I'm not gonna play myself like that I'm gonna straight up say yeah you can sing so beautifully and who the fuck cares she did kind of eat that you're a flop ass bitch and all you do is run your mouth online so get a real job I said oh god damn I see tamar has responded yet if she's gonna save it for like Hollywood unlock yeah she gonna say anything she gonna go live on Tik Tok or some shit that's gonna be that because you know say what you want to about candy she did not I didn't hear a lie in none of what she said to take more in that clip I did not hear one false it so yeah I'm trying to see I'm just seeing clips of tamar some are singing wait what does this say the true yeah that whole that whole um clip sounded to me and I said this is not your spot it sounded to me like um like if you over here girl mama on the phone talking to your auntie about your auntie oh scandalous you know what I'm saying like if you over here girl your mama talk to your auntie is she talking shit about the other one yeah and she's like well yeah she like I don't know why she coming up and trying to shake my hands she know we don't get them I don't like good instead of me walking out of this thing she passed me to go say bitch and I'm like bitch it just really it sounded it did no it did especially when she got to the part where she was like you need to learn how to be a lady yeah yeah oh business oh like oh work auntie be a lady girl this is nineteen ninety three yeah that was that was me that was really kind of all I did it did I thought it was gonna be like scandalous right but it was just like patty I don't like you you don't like being carried right and yes when I see you I do ignore you and I'm gonna keep doing that and it's nothing you can do about it I'm like oh well yeah that's the way that cookie grumbles yikes well came here wait for chapter two I mean that's not gonna be active so yeah she is she she gets there but you know tame hers got a thing she do I don't write it's a couple of different disorders that could be not really sure as a person with thing I mean just saying just saying hey man I didn't see a clip somebody had posted a clip of Braxton family values which is really the gift that keeps on giving it's really and Tony was saying you know one thing about my sister so the Braxton's have made it clear they don't always get along and that's putting it mildly Tony was like what think about my sister she's happy with being infamous instead of famous I remember that and I was like well that's right I remember that that's right so they was like yeah you know this is she the baby Tony Tamar oh I think so yeah is Tamar the youngest Braxton and you know that mama's a piece of work they're all of a certain age and yeah she is the young I know I'd be a young okay But they yeah, so Tony was born in 67. Tamar was born in 77. It was. Oh, I see why Tony be fit. Tell me that if I wasn't blood related to these people. She said like three times. She did. She was like, you would never catch me dead in a room with these people if we was not here. And I mean it. I'm the oldest of all of these siblings. Everybody has these wildly different personalities needs ones. Many of us are talented in the gift of or the world of song. Right. I'm extra famous. So then that creates these. I wanted it the most boundless. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Candy ain't got an injury. Right. And she was like, yeah, I mean, she could have said, yo, sister don't like you. I would have been asked if that wouldn't be lady. Right. And the whole. I'm going to address it now. And then I'm not talking about you again, because you just love it. And the only time anybody's even talking about you is when you talking about me. So if you want to be known for being messy, that's fine. I have a real career. So I won't be in the mud with you. I sell. Yes, get right together. Candy. You better auntie. There you go. DJ a one on the side. Like Bobby like right. Well, chiming in. Yeah. And the audience. Yeah. Speaking of Housewife of Atlanta calling out a celebrity. One came a show is over the doll Shaboozy. She spoke on the, you know, famous show famed country singer. I was about to say what? I mean, you're so funny, but I didn't even know came a show and Shaboozy knew each other. Well, she's saying that he DMed her at some point, calling her to go and being super friendly. And she would reach out about features and he would not say nothing. Like he would ghost whenever she would talk about doing a feature. I mean, I just did it out now. She's got it out now. That's not the joke. Okay. Yeah. Wait. Is Shaboozy also from Tennessee? I thought he was. Oh, never mind. That's what I was talking about. She said, she's how I can say this to like he's from the same place. Virginia is where he was born. Oh, so just, I mean, depending on where in Virginia, that might be. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Metropolitan area. Obviously, I knew his pastor is Nigerian. Whatever. So yeah, basically, she said that, you know, he don't like black women and once he, once that part comes out, it's going to be over for him anyway. So she's like, I don't need no day of feature from you. This is on the breakfast club. Of course. And yes. And I was kind of packaged in into this larger conversation. She's trying to have about black country musicians often being harsher or what's the word, like more toxic. It's got you. Okay. And then two other black country musicians, I guess. And when I heard that, I'm like, well, you're came a show. Right. So. With all love in the world. I'm like, hey. Right. Right. Similar to the Tamar thing. I think maybe it's like, well, here we are. Yeah, especially because you don't get to be like, oh, every time I mentioned a collab, he would ghost me. But and then turn around and be like, bitch, I don't need no collab from you. Like then why the fuck did you be asking? I had trouble with that. Yeah. It's a difficult time in my mind to make these two things make sense. It don't make sense. The fact that he stopped responding after you brought it up the first time, I would have simply never brought it up again. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure her team. She and her team probably just understand. I guess like the political effect of having a shabu that makes sense because she's getting ready to release her, I guess her debut. Yeah. Got you. Yes. Shabu is having a moment. Right. Right. Okay. Got you. Um, but I'm like, if it's given like you and like black girls anyway type shit, did we not get introduced to a few black ladies in country in the past. Yes, we did reach out to those individuals. Did you indeed. You know, I kind of have a feeling you kind of, you know, maybe just went for the biggest name. That was available. But I mean, she's in whiskey. Is she drinking brown liquor at the breakfast club? Okay. So you decided to start your day off with mayhem because then breakfast club interviews be at like 8 a.m. bro. Maybe she didn't drink it. Maybe it's just a part of the like the aesthetic for them. Oh, yeah. Maybe so. Maybe so. Maybe so. Maybe so. Like, was your right. Was you on the breakfast club wasted? Is that why? And finally and beach. No way. No way. Right. Right. Well, I mean, also with all due respect to everybody involved, if you told me Shabu's the only dated white women, I would not be at all not even remotely surprised about it. Not a maybe at all. So it's not going. I just assumed. So you you throwing that out there. Like it's the big joke. When they find out you don't like black women. I think black women actually expect famous black men to date others. I think we I think we have come to expect that from them. So. Especially a nigga that do country. Yeah. Sorry, girl. Sierra Miller romance rumors. Oh, don't any do not know who that is. The baddest bitch on brother. Oh, that girl from summer house. Her. I remember I talked about her now. She had a white boyfriend and he cheated on her with her friend or something or they used to be together or something like that. Yeah. Okay. Oh, it seems like she's like the lead lady and I guess one of his music videos or something like that. That doesn't mean anything to me. I don't know. That's acting. Yeah. That's his team going. Hmm. It was a real popular girl right now around your age that we can put in this video. Oh, she is beautiful. Love me some Sierra Miller. Oh, she worked in an ICU in Brooklyn during the pandemic. Oh, okay. In America. I mean, Wikipedia just tell me that about her. But yeah. So yeah, I guess we'll not be getting any K Michelle Shibuzy collapse. Oh, no. But I'm actually interested here, but it sounds like because I know she was very passionate and emotional constantly about feeling outside the gate of country music. Well, so wishing you the best Kelly, Kimberly. That's another one who has a beautiful voice, but don't nobody care. Yerkes. Um, so the Sydney star thing, right? I know. So I haven't gone deep diving into this story because several, but what I have retained from from it from what I've read is that she was arrested at like a hotel or a motel somewhere. And basically charged with sexual assault, rape of a boy, I read on one place on the age of 16, around the place under the age of 15. And apparently she's in vulnerable population in the jail at the moment awaiting trial and so forth. I believe I also read that she is denying allegations. And they're saying, you know, the whole, the truth will come out in time. Yeah. That's as much as I got. I'm far more interested. in diving into what my black trans sisters have to say about this first. My only opinion is one that I already heard hope jazel say this on on Instagram and I'm sure it's a sentiment of many which is Sydney star is a person and not the community and we know that leagues and leagues of you incredibly foolish bigoted idiot, Julie mouth bastards. You you you pray and invest in getting stories like this so that you can go see and first of all that's not how life works we've been on that how that's not how life works across countless different identities races and so on to work and also look at your administration look at your daddy look at your uncle oh well and then I say you deal with that while the government the legal system deals with Sydney star. Yeah so when I saw this I've never seen I didn't know who this person was so I just now found out she was trans two or three minutes ago I've never seen her on loving hip hop never seen her on baddies um great good on her great so I mean these are really terrible allegations miss girl hate that for you who ruined change career oh that's her yep got you okay well um so yeah you know I don't play about kids so that is really fucking horrible uh Miss lady but if people are using this as an excuse to be transphobic please chill out because I literally just saw a headline fucking two hours ago of a pastor in Florida who sexually abused a 14 year old boy and exposed him to HIV a pastor who knowingly sexually assaulted a boy um a teenager so uh predators are predators regardless of everything else so let's not let's not take this Sydney star thing and turn it into a trans people are predators type situation because that's absolutely not true but still extremely disturbing and disgusting so yeah I'm gonna let the justice system handle you I'm glad at least they do have a vulnerable population segment of the jail essentially she got arrested in Fulton County I'm shocked Georgia has I am shocked Georgia has something like that but you know that's good because trans people do be uh at a much higher risk for certain types of violence in jail than other inmates so but yeah girl this these charges sodomy and sexual assault in all this on a little boy yeah no they go have to forever keep you of treason I mean yeah yeah sorry that's where I draw the line wiki it's right there so why you can't just be busing and scamming like every fucking body it's all the right it is um let's just move on uh um speaking of uh trans transgender people and the agenda why don't we talk about one Sophie Maga Barbie cunning him he's like to I mean no I hate her actually you sure I can't stand that team in but if if she's part of your lineup then let's do it so Sophie kind of um um plays the basketball okay I mean she plays the basketball for the fever I love WNBA uh team name yes did you see Cleveland's new team is the sirens no like the mermaid sirens what that's what I was hoping yes what I was hoping yes what I was hoping like to get too close and we'll kill a niggas sirens I said this is actually an incredible name for it see oh god I'm scared the the different options for what the DJ and the team can do in the arena like the siren song like the saxophones is getting louder when them hosts start to win like immediately my brain started yes oh my god they can have so much fun with that what is their like thing you look like are they just put out a trailer I don't even know what to call it they just put out a little teaser video two days ago it's gorgeous it is it is it is it's a beautiful video but I said that name okay well I like that perfect I love that well chill out because Florida is campaigning to get their own team so you never know my Emmy might bring the I think they were called the soul you know they might bring the Miami soul back well you just gave it a perfect example of why Florida's hard to root for well yeah two minutes yeah yeah so not in a rush these bishops have a mermaid in their logo so I'm telling you girl got such a great name it is the asses a little tail yeah it's good that's how I'm getting merged sorry anyway so Sophie cutting on place with a fever she is a major transphobe but she's one of those transphobe's work lane she's one of those transphobe's that tries to like disguise themselves is well I love everyone I am not transphobic people just make assumptions because I say that trans women are biological men and shouldn't be anywhere near us and shouldn't play sport at all and they suck at the game of life so but I don't understand with the issue is I agree with both sides on things and disagree with both some things yeah I am love and I am a light all I'm saying is I want to protect biological women and girls from the monsters that are yeah girl yep yep literally that bitch a lion ass off the fence bitch she's trash mind you there is not one single trans woman in the W NBA and never has never eaten in the slightest of an issue so what the fuck selfie cutting him is positioning herself for a post career job on bar stool or Fox News or she is going to yes yes she has people who don't give one fuck about the W NBA completely tapped in because they are so dedicated to transphobia and acting like this is some huge issue that is rocking the league we have real shit going on this is a non-issue trans so selfie coming in if she's really garbage like not even just as a person she's not even that great of a player she average is like eight points a game so we're not gonna act like Sophie Cunningham is some superstar you know nobody would be paying attention to her if she was not hateful so I just I really can't stand her I've called her Maga basketball barbie for years I want her out of this league oh so the girls are catching up to your beat I hate her I truly can't stand this girl yes she fucking sucks and she you can't tell me that she is not setting herself up for a very lucrative post W NBA career as being the white cisgender heterosexual you know everything they want Caitlyn Clark to be which you know I don't too much see if for that one neither but she's not outspoken about bigotry like Sophie is Caitlyn's more like leave me alone leave me out of all that you know I just came to hoop Sophie's like I have something to say and you are going to hear it so yeah she's she's setting herself up to be the right wings you know female athlete of choice and so no she should probably make way more money do she absolutely will because again basketball is not really her thing she's a zero-time champion zero-time all-star and it just lost to the lens oh oh and that was a great game oh when I tell you first of all even too much well I mean I have a lot of respect for the links a lot and for Cheryl and shout out today called Cheryl because she wore they knew she knew she was playing that evil as team with that terrible ass wank selfie cutting him on it and so she wore a trans kids belong shirt because she right because she knew because she knew and even the on air commentators were like you know go go check out things in support of trans people because this whole conversation is really ridiculous and the way all are acting behind this is insane. But anyway, yeah, so she's overgunning him is getting ready to do to to launch her, her true career. As soon as she's done pretending to play basketball. She had one shot and was like, doing finger guns and shit, bitch, you have three points. She sucks. Speaking of Caitlin Clark and dodging these things, that's exactly what the black fuck she did. That's what you want to Minnesota Bay. This is when asked about some beginning statements. Caitlin Clark said, it's not really a discussion we have in our locker room. I think it's for leagues and governing bodies to work with their athletes to find solutions. Our focus on basketball. That's what we talk about. And obviously, we did not do that tonight. So we define an area to improve that way. And someone asked someone again, like right after said that said something about like, do you, so you don't have a reaction to this? And she quickly said, I just answered for you. Boom. What I just tell you. No. Caitlin said, I'm not coming out as Maga yet. You have to give me some time. I'm not ready. Yeah. Leave me alone about that. We don't even know her. I'd be forgetting. She playing nothing. Right. So no. She finished start pissing off the right wing. They finished start being like, now why won't Caitlin Clark speak up? Because there are zero trans women in the WNBA. And as far as I know, only two players have ever come out as trans or non binary. Like in the history of the league, it's a non issue. Like Caitlin said, I don't even, I just don't even come up in the locker room because what the fuck are you talking about? Watch with it. Yeah. Yeah. Because what the fuck are you talking about? So no, I'm not in a well, wrapping it up here with one more story about a WNBA star. One Brittany Griner has filed for divorce from her wife of eight years. Uh, this is another Fulton County headline because she filed the documents there last week, Thursday, July the 30th. And apparently she and Cheryl. Yes, Cheryl. Cheryl. They've been separated since July 24th. I love that they wrote this shit down here. I think it was like, oh, they've been separated since July last year. No. So they've been separated for about a week and a half. Yeah. That's exactly what yeah. Um, I read that Brittany says in her divorce petition that the relationship is irretrievably broken and that she's filing for joint custody of the baby thoughts. Um, well, you know, it's always sad when a marriage ends. We're not always, but true. Let me, let me be more careful with my words. Yeah. I have personally been waiting for this day for a long time because I have had to keep it so cute since she got married. Yeah. So I'm looking forward to publicly thirsting over BG again. Um, yeah. But I, I'm glad to see she's filing for joint custody of this baby that she's taking care of. This one sounds like, you know, they were really all in on having this one together. Um, but also, you know, there's been a lot of conversation about, damn, BG is wrong. How I'm going to advocate for you to get out of Russian prison and then you turn around and leave me two years after you get out and, you know, first of all, tell me it's a remi mom. I, you know, she just called out pathos by name. You know, I don't buy it. Exactly. I, so I love that you brought that up action because I didn't think of that. That's such a great example. Um, you know, my personal feelings about BG being so fine and truly, I just asked you anyway, putting all that aside. Yeah. A person, we, I, I say this all time, people don't owe you like staying with you out of some sense of obligation. Like if the marriage is not working, it's not working. If y'all are better apart, then you should be apart. No matter what, you know, one of us has done for the other or, or vice versa. Now I don't, you know, obviously, I'll do the center of it. I'm not privy to their relationship. I don't know the ends announced their dynamics at all, but, you know, it shit happens. And I wouldn't be surprised if she came back from Russian, you know, tried to get back into life and the things that they had planned together. It shit has changed because you have been traumatized by your experience, you know, in a, in a, um, an international prison. I don't know. I don't know what the circumstances are. It might just be because the TikToks are saying damn BG. You really out here with two baby mamas and three kids. God damn. It's like, well, you know, I said the WNBA. So did y'all get a real check here? Y'all go making kids and leave them women like, maybe man. I don't know. All I know is that when it's my turn, I will not waste it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be ready. I agree completely. I mean, that sense of loyalty that I think a lot of you people who don't know them are getting at is, is separate of whatever their experience at home has been. Yes. It could have absolutely, it really could just be them coming to a point where they're realizing they are not compatible anymore. They have a kid at the center of this that needs to be in a healthy environment with healthy parents that can provide for them, like all of these things considered, which must be like, well, I will look over all of the madness and mayhem and the destruction of, right, of our relationship because you held it down when I was locked up. So, I mean, that's exactly what I would expect your legal spouse to do. And if the show had been on the other foot and it was Sherrell in prison, I would have expected BG to do everything that Sherrell did to get her out. And also, please do not force yourself to stay with me because you think you supposed to. Please don't. Oh my God, bro. Yes, my feelings will be hurt, but just leave. I'll be all right. Like, girl, just go. I will be fine, especially because BG coming up off of that child's sport. Okay. She coming up off of that spouse's support. So, I'm gonna think about that. So, yeah. I'm fine. There's no WBA contracts. Yeah, I'm good. Uh-huh, divorce. Okay. All right. Well, your lawyer will speak to my lawyer, girl. TTYL. I don't even think that they were doing the remi ma. I don't even consider they were trying to remi. Oh, yes. Oh, well, I was about to say you haven't seen these videos, but I see why I have been kidding. Yeah. People emailed me. I'm like, you think I didn't see this. I read this headline and I heard the circle of lies in the back of the hill. I said, well, today is the day the Lord made me. I said, well, I really, you, because you know, once the girls are married, I back off. You have been so respected. I really have. Thank you. Yeah. And it's been years. Let's go. Many eight. They that way to pump on the Lord. He shot renewed that string. Come on. I'm just saying I'll be ready when it's my turn. Absolutely. And I'm ready for you. That's it for the hot tops this week. I hope you got something out of it. We're going to take a quick break and then come back with your letters. We are back ladies and gentlemen. We're about to get into your list and letters. I forgot about one on top. Did you see Rihanna throwing that ass back on her and then posting my ex in the studio on Instagram. Okay. So I saw the video of throwing ass. I did not see this in my ex. I didn't see that. There's a guy standing right behind. Oh, okay. When she's dancing on him who keeps looking over his shoulder in this like I'm peeping but I don't want to say type way. And she put over his face my ex in the studio. Oh, Drake. Okay. I get it now. Oh, she's funny. They nasty. And I see why I see why that man was looking like that because I do think I would like to watch. But yeah. Why would she This crawled it over! Why would she post this zoomed in close to me? - That's what I'm saying, diabolical, absolutely. - That's the role with that girl, I love her. - That me too, having a great time out there. Okay, so we're back, it's time for your letters. - Indeed, send your questions to [email protected]. We may read them aloud on the show. Our first letter is from Akasha, the answer, who says, - I know what that one's about. - This question is for Keeferi, but hi, Crystal, as well. Um, Keeferi, I remember you mentioning the movie, they will kill you on the podcast before it came out. That's actually how I found out about it. Couldn't make one of the few showtimes in theaters, but I finally watched it on streaming, and I wanted to thank you for telling us about it. It's funny though, because five minutes in, I almost turned it off. I like a thriller, but there are some things I don't like to see, and I wasn't sure where things were going, but I'm glad I kept watching. I thought the movie was so fucking fun. And Zaze was amazing. Did you ever get the chance to watch if so, what are your thoughts? We may never get to kill, build three movie featuring Vivica's daughter, but this kind of scratched that itch for me a little bit, and hopefully this drives people, more people to support the film, because I love a black film, Action Star. Signed Akasha, the answer. - Okay, so I definitely thought that was gonna be about, living a part of the stat, and Queen of the parents, just 'cause of the name. - Oh. - But. - Mm-hmm. - Did you ever watch Queen of the Damned with Ilyana? - Did not. - Fair enough. I haven't seen this movie yet. - Okay. - I'm pretty sure it's streaming on HBO Max or PCock or something, so I can definitely go watch it. It's on a list. I'm just behind on many, many, many, many things. - Yeah, same. - So, I will check it out because I, too, have every desire to get into the story of a black woman doing actiony things. But I guess also has like a supernatural element to it or a horror element to it? - I don't know. - Yes, she said something about it being a thriller, but that it got, I took out some spoilers that she put in here, just in case you or other people hadn't seen it, but yeah. She said about five minutes in, it got extremely strange. So, I was like, where are we going with this? So. - You may go watch it this weekend. - Okay. Thank you, Akasha. Our next letter comes from Slim, who says, "I'm a 31 year old black man in Atlanta, and I have a dilemma." In my very early 20s. - I'm sorry, too easy. - I was in a five year on and off relationship with a guy named Mike. Mike was in law school when I met him and I was smitten. We traveled a lot and he introduced me to a lot of new experiences. Unfortunately, over time, I also found out Mike was an arrogant son of a bitch who had proms keeping his pants. And more often than I would like, he was musty. But honestly, I wasn't a saint either. So, when it eventually came to an end, there was no hay or bad blood, it was just over. Fast forward six years, and Mike DM me one day and said he was getting married, and he'd like to invite me and a plus one to attend the wedding. Seeing as I long ago found better dick and let go of any distaste I had from Mike, I happily agreed. Plus, I love getting dressed up, and I've never been one to turn down free food in an open bar. The problem is all my friends and family hate Mike. And they were thrilled when we broke up. So instead of asking any of them to go with me, I decided to ask my boyfriend of almost two years, Roland. My relationship with Roland has been amazing. We do everything together. He's fine as hell. And apart from the general irritations of living with a nigga, we haven't had any real issues. You know, regular ways, nigga, get on your nerves. (laughing) Obviously. So imagine my surprise when I asked Roland and he immediately got mad at me. He said, I thought you hated Mike, and then asked me why the hell I would want to go to my ex's wedding anyway. To which I responded damn, I can't just be happy for that nigga? Well, apparently that was not the correct answer because Roland's throwing out. (laughing) And he didn't speak to me for the rest of the day. The next morning he came to me and said, he thinks it's disrespectful. This respectful that I even want to go and even more disrespectful that I wanted to parade him in front of my ex trying to prove that I moved on or make him jealous. This threw me off because while I admit that Mike wasn't that much of a looker and Roland basically sparkles when the sunlight hits him. This ain't about Roland. Plus Mike has been watching my Instagram stories for years so he already knows that I'm with Roland and he asked me to bring a plus one. So clearly they just invite anybody and I don't see what the big deal is. Now part of me don't even want to go at all anymore but this nigga telling me that I can't is not sitting well with me at all. What should I do? Any advice would be helpful. Love you guys and the show. Thanks, Slim. - Obsessed. - Well, I think it's not gonna tell me I can't do a fuck thing. So I don't know where that portion of this, but it sounded like Roland was just overall upset that you wanted to go and that you wanted to bring him with you. - Right. - But I'm doing whatever the fuck I want to do. No, it's about abiding citizen most of the time. I guess I understand you saying are feeling like this has nothing to do with X, Mike and you're not going with the intent to prove a point or parade him around. I believe that. You got a plus one. Why wouldn't you bring a nigga? Right. You already know that you have a man Yada Yada at the same time. Like why you want to go to your musty X, boyfriend's wedding in the first place is you know, I mean, like sure you can be happy for him. I don't think they have to go to his wedding to be happy for him unless you truly want to go, which would be fine. Now when your new nigga says he doesn't want to go, I'm just saying why you want to go. I think I would have just been like fair enough. I mean, but yeah, yeah. Okay. I also think his reaction, like I don't think that what you described here was worth an argument or storm me out of any place. So I don't think it's a big deal that you wanted to go. But I just don't see how this turned into like an argument. And the boyfriend's maybe Ronan isn't secure about something. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Because to me, if we broke up six years ago, like that is an eternity, especially for days. Six and like genuinely broke up, like don't fuck no more none of that in six years, girl. I don't know. I'm also just not a very jealous person. So if my partner was like, hey, do you want to go to my ex's wedding? And I said, oh, why do you want to go? And they said, well, I'd like to get dressed up and it's free food in an open bar. I would be like, well, actually you make excellent points. Yeah, let's go. (laughing) - Bats. - Why wouldn't I? Yeah, let's go get them niggas of blender or whatever if they registry that y'all brought up six years ago. Me and you only been together two years. Like, I know I'm kind of nonchalant about a lot of things and y'all might be like, nah, that's not a, I find a lot of the time stuff that I think is okay. Other people do not think it's okay. Candles and all. So I just would not, I also don't see the big deal in going to this wedding. And it seems to me that rolling with a head of attitude if you didn't invite him to, it's kind of like you, you was gonna lose no matter what, whether you invited your man or not. 'Cause imagine being like, oh, well, I didn't ask you if you wanted to go to the wedding because I know how you are about shit like this or, you know, you would have been like, oh, I thought you hated Mike. Like, there was no way to win in this center. So, yeah, you also can't tell me that I can't go, but. I can't answer their questions. - Unless there's some additional context here that you're not telling us, Slim, like, did you fuck around with Mike? Do you still bring Mike up all the time? Do you actually have feelings for Mike and you kind of write in this like you don't, but you know you do, like, unless there's something sneaking. - That would be why. - I mean, you never know, 'cause sometimes people write us letters and then the next week somebody else writing to be like, that bitch left out, 80% of the context. - I love when you have that. - Hey, that is the best. - Oh, yeah. - Otherwise, yeah, I mean, is it worth having, like, a fight in your relationship? I don't think so. I also don't think it should be a fight though. Like, I, is the excuse of, I wanna dress up and party. Like, I like weddings. I like receptions. I like parties. I do. I like to go party. I like to go socializing, be around people. And like I find that to be fun. After the the lengthy boring portion of a wedding, it does. Oh, yeah. No, the ceremony's boring, but the reception's great. Yeah. Especially. Oh, Lord, you niggas in your nature weddings, and you know, we outside, it's mosquitoes and shit. You're like, oh, oh, skido. So let the sun be directly over here. But you know, you wrap the ceremony up 30, 45 minutes, and then you go party for the rest of the night. So yeah. Um, I agree. I think my partner of two years, if they were that against it, I probably would just send my regrets, but I would, I mean, you need to have like a larger conversation with your partner. I mean, yes, because like, why does it bother you this much? Because I crazy for being like, who cares? I dated that niggas six years ago. You know how many boyfriends I've had since they were people I've slept with since then, like, and we're not invited to his sex dungeon. He getting married. Right. And you know, maybe this is like my partners in securities, and well, I've been through situations before where niggas did something like this, and they were sleeping with their eggs and blah blah. So like, maybe you do want to be sensitive to that. I don't know. You just, you just kind of got to sit down and talk to them about it, but ain't nobody going to put their foot down and tell me outright that I can or can't do nothing. That's where it right. Because what I can do is leave you alone. So please, girl, you don't have to be a part of this. So we're not going to do that. Yeah, I'm also okay. If my niggas was like, oh, do you want to go to my ex's wedding and I broke up with six years ago. So you speak all the time and does not look as good as you. Yes, let's go. And let's bet. That's a good time. Let's open bar. Let's bet on whether he's musty at the wedding. Right. Let's have fun. Yes, let's do one of them head ass couples outfits where we coordinate with the same color tie or whatever. Like, let's, let's go all in and let's have a good time. I just don't think this is that big of a deal, but me neither. Your mileage may vary. Best of luck to you swim. Okay. So there's, you can pick the last one. We have a question from a white woman living around black people or a straight woman who has found a guy she really likes except one very important physical thing is off. All of these are so tantalized. What do you think? I have to hear this white woman in what she has to say. Miss heterosexual, you'll, you'll be up first next week. As for right now, though, our next and final letter comes from Sarah, who says hi, Chris Linky Fury, it would be Sarah. Both of you have lived in apartments for quite some time and I'm looking for advice. I'm 35 and somehow I've gotten through almost 18 years of apartment living with no kids as my immediate neighbors. Well, that all changed two weeks ago. A family with two kids moving to the apartment above mine, one tween and one around five. In the evenings, it's running, kids yelling, the TV blaring, toys making noise. People talking loud enough to be heard over the TV and the toys, etc. Obviously, the long term solution is to move and I was already saving up for our house down payment. But until then, do you have any tips to cope? I am a homebody who really values chilling in my own space and doing my hobbies, like knitting and cross stitch and yes, I am a grandma. I've got a good pair of noise canceling headphones already and I have a good white noise app to use with my Bluetooth speaker. I've also already asked the family twice to please turn down the volume after 1 a.m. I'm sorry. And I suggest they get an area rug for the TV room. But optics to consider. I am a white woman. The family is black with a single mom. Everyone else in the building is white and we live in a majority white farm town in Massachusetts. One of the other people in the building has already left them a low-key racist note saying this isn't the ghetto. Don't treat it like it is, which yeah, that's actually high-key racist, but basically they're already dealing with more shit than they should be and I don't want to pile more on if it can all be helped. Thank you so much. I love this show, Sarah. Sarah, um, gosh. Well, you know what, Sarah, kudos and a golly G for checking yourself and understanding your space, their space, your privilege, um, and considering that while dealing with the fact that Miss Rachel is booming at 130. That took me out because what are you, but you got to ask Nick is to keep it down after 1 a.m. Wild. Oh my god. Are you over here? Like I don't want to be that white woman. I don't, but it's 1 a.m. It's tricky. I think though I, if this is tricky, my initial thought is to try to not necessarily make friends with them, but to be warm, tried to be like friendly, be like a cool neighbor. Yes, at first. So I think that could possibly do two things. One, make them feel like they have someone in the building who can feel safe and supportive, that can feel like an outlet possibly, um, and I think that can also give you the opportunity to communicate with them about how you're feeling, um, without it just feeling like someone is trying to come up to them and tell them what to do when they feel uncomfortable in this new space that they're in. Um, I say it's tricky because with us, it might not matter how you come over and saying, yeah, nice, yeah, between, yep. Sometimes we just don't want to hear shit at all. Yeah, yeah. However, asking for peace and quiet past one and no is not unreasonable anymore. No, it's not. And unfortunately, like you said, you could, because the only other thing I was going to add is sometimes with black people, you need to make sure you're asking instead of telling, especially with you white, you need to come and be like, would you mind if or can I help you with or is it okay if or can I ask you to like just make it sure you come in at an extra polite, but sometimes people not go and care. Um, and at the same time, Sarah, if it was my black ass at one a.m. And I'm hearing children doing fucking cartwheels, I love for the liver ruined shit like TV blasting and toys and not like, yeah, yeah, it's, it's not unreasonable. Um, but it is, it's another layer here that makes it complicated that like we're talking about housing, which is a need, you know, this is not, right. This is not, oh, my kid is acting up in Toys R Us or whatever. Like this is housing. This is something that actually matters. Um, and I wouldn't want to be the one to complain nonstop and get people put out of a place either, but yeah, maybe, no, never mind. I was going to say, maybe you buy them an area rug, but what if they don't like it? It don't go with they they might feel like this patronizing or condescending. Exactly. Clearly, you need some help with a rug, bitch, because I suggested it three weeks ago and you still ain't bought one. So yeah, maybe not that, but at the same time, I'm a, I'ma go upstairs at, I mean, I'm not waiting till 1 a.m. Pass. Right. 1 a.m. is nice. On a week night, pass 11, 11, 30, I'm going upstairs and I'm knocking on the door. Hi, I am so sorry to bother you. I know it's late. I'm just having some trouble sleeping. Do you guys mind keeping it down? I have to work in the morning or whatever. Like I'm going to approach you politely. And I think if you're a suggestion of like just being a good neighbor, not only talking to them when you have an issue, but like, right, why people love to like not really look us in the eyes or not really speak to us when they see us passing by. Almost like they wish they didn't see us. So make sure you look at the mama in the eyes. Look at the children, smile at them, say hello when you pass them by, you know, again, so They see you as like a neighbor like oh, this is somebody who doesn't hate us for simply being black and living in the building Right, but you have a fucking neighbor who's talking about this ain't they get up. I find that is a concern That's right and she put it in the seas. It's probably my bitch ass downstairs neighbor, but that's a different question, so You if you Yeah, I this you stuck between a rock and a hard place keep saving up for that For that down payment on your own home, but You know, you catch more flies with honey, but you catch the most with shit, so Well actually don't maybe don't mind You you figured out I have never heard that saying oh, no, I just made it up I just made it up. I just counted my own argument. I think you should trade What is that that was so I was getting ready to ask if that was if that's like an old saying no Well, I mean if it is I just scratched up on my DNA Anyway, agreed, ma'am. Yeah, uh, it's our situation, but best of luck and you know being a nice person Even though they're loud like I'm pretty sure that lady knows that her 12 year old and her five year old are loud But she's probably an overwork single mom trying to do her best like Just keep herself and her children house, so a little kindness. I don't have a bedtime And what wouldn't you like if you have to work at night, do you need me to keep an ear out for the children like what is there? How can I be a good neighbor, but That's hard cuz my black ass. Oh shit Like girl girl you and these kids buildings This buildings noise. What's it called curfew? Oh, yeah, it's 10 p.m It's 10 p.m And do you know what time it is right now? And I will give the girls grace if I can hear you up until midnight. Yeah, same because I don't need to be that girl, right 12 oh one No, this ain't studio 54 It's time for everybody to put their headphones on if you must be awake It is time to loud music loud TVs toys that people in the building can hear all of that is over. It's over time to go to bed The people I'm talking about no children, so if that if that's how you feel. Yeah, you need to go out. Yeah, like yeah, you need to go to the club. Yeah This is too much Um, all right, we're gonna wrap the letters up right there again if you have a question for send us an email ask the read at gmail.com We're gonna take another quick break and then we'll be right back We are back Ladies and germs It is now time for a segment that we call the read I Don't begin by saying one Wow, so y'all really just go clean up all the Cleveland sirens merch right before I even like I didn't even get a chance Well, all the ones I won't sold out already Nike siren blue primary logo crew neck first of all $85 so y'all bow Like that one's gone the hats are all on pre-order y'all make me sit, but it's fine my day will come I mean they're not even starting until 2028, so you do have time Which is ridiculous then why don't I get one? This logo is beers any colors Beers, I'm telling you I'm excited. This is the name is so good. It's so good. You can do so much Oh, Cleveland. It's so good. Look at all these black people on the on the website. Yeah, yeah, and the a-tos Okay, that's that and I also just wanted to say to all of the ice agents who are Sneaking and crawling and skittering over to domestic departure gates and airports like LAX and other ones to Hogtie and arrest and drag out people's uncles aunties children and things like that so You had a shit life and a shit existence and a shit upcoming and you decided I really would love to be a stormtrooper I'd love to be an orc from Lord of the Rings. I'd love to be a rat catcher from Westeros You're an absolute peon for somebody dumbest outside asses of all living history What happened or didn't happen for you to put on a crewneck that you got from I Guess the salvation army because they hateful and and Said you know what I'm going undercover Because if there's one thing I love is falling asleep with some dick wolf. I am worse like You bitches are bummed you bitches are the fucking Gestapo. You bitches are fucking like actual Evil and I think that I was saying this earlier I think what we were talking about so few mega barbie fox news kind of him The the height and peak of hatred taking over and really like Excelling thriving the way that it is today Um, it almost feels supernatural in nature. It almost feels like the devil is like well Why not I'm bored. Dan. Let me just seep all of the chaos Um into the world as as possible. Let me just open the floodgates For ridiculousness and evil to take place because all of these bitches suck anyway and many of these motherfuckers are evil So let me just give them the space and opportunity. I don't even have to possess them I just have to let them just feel confident. Yeah, I just have to allow them to to feel bold enough to use words Like overeducated when talking about other non-hateful bigoted white people. Yeah, who just feel like I don't know trans People deserve the same rights as everyone else. You know, kids should be able to have healthy things. Yeah, it shouldn't cost bone there Right You bitches are now thriving in a world where you get to be stupid and hateful and get a cyber truck Okay And it truly sucks to be you it does It sucks to be you because you might feel like your hate is in fashion right now older bigger wider than you But if I may woo woo for a second, I'll look Hate can't beat love. Oh Hate can never uh hate cannot overpower Actual love. Now maybe some of our access to love of others and love of self has shifted as well But when the girls tap into just basic love even from a human like a mutual human respect level right Then you look at people who are Crawling through LAX like I said to lock up somebody for no ass reason. Oh wow Aren't you a fucking dumbass? Aren't you a major Like bold outside fucking idiot. Yeah, aren't you a horrible person Don't you fucking suck and they do So yes right now shame is not for sale anywhere shame. It seems to be completely sold out Especially in the west over here right now But it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist and it doesn't mean that it won't come back around much like white to K-fashion I believe we're gonna get back there and you're gonna have to live with the fact That you dressed up like Tim Allen in home improvement to go and waste everybody's time safety peace and freedom For somebody and some bodies That can't wait To strip you naked and leave you outside with nothing You should be fucking humiliated You should be humiliated You went down to the nearest office depot and filled out a one-page pamphlet and now you're considered a And agent of something Oh my god you ain't shit bitch. You never heard You see convalidation from a ridiculous evil Organization made by a ridiculous evil bitch and he legitimately looks like Jabba the Hut. I've said this a million times. You want to be stormtroopers, but you can't be because stormtroopers were cool. And that's something you'll never have. Even as bad guys. They were cool. Oh, they're back. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, I did another eventually. They're back guys. Yeah, we're not going to get in Star Wars lore because it whatever they eventually do got you come back guys, but initially they fight for good. Even larger example. Like you really just wanted to be a crone. To be like a crony. A crony. I mean, I think a crone is a witch. I mean, I don't know. I have no idea, but I'm picking up what you're putting down. Yeah. Yeah. When I put you down as fuck y'all, I wish you nothing but the words. Oh, Lord. I'm done. Okay. First of all, Mitch McConnell's dead. Let's stop with the shenanigans. That man is dead. Bully. He's dead. And he said four weeks. And yeah, now that the deadline has passed to where they don't have to run another special election to replace him and they can just kind of shoehorn somebody in there. I expect this death announcement to probably be coming out in the next week, but that that bitch is gone. And Ding Dong, the bitch is dead as far as I'm concerned. I really can't believe Lindsey Graham is the one who went first, but I'm not not mourning that bitch either. Anyway, wrap up this Mitch McConnell shit. Number two, Beyonce, you create all goddamn demons. What now? So I was up at 3 a.m. Because this is why Laney is home today. She's not feeling well. She's having an upset stomach. Um, yes. And she had me up all night. I did not go to bed to almost five, but, yes. So I was awake my YouTube days. So I was awake at 3 a.m. Eastern when Beyonce hopped on her burner, the park would account. And posted Morning Dude, Donk remix pack. Oh, I saw this, but I thought I didn't process the remix. So I was like, she dropped this on weeks ago. Yeah, no, it's a pack of remixes. There's an acoustic version that I really love a Donk mix and the one that is actually. So when I tell you this blue, my shit, the remix with Jay-Z, because you know, Beyonce, at first, I'm like, Oh, okay, what is it? Her husband jumped on the track. Like, okay, no, Beyonce never fucking does that. When she remixes it, she gives you a whole new goddamn song, bitch. When I tell you, it samples between the sheets and Donk and Mo Bombard, yes. So all of that is in this. And then Jay-Z comes on. And anyway, anyway, so good. So fucking good, chaotic, but it sounds incredible. It's, I just love it. And, you know, this time, I happened to be awake, you, you create all temptress. But what be possessing you, Beyonce, legit, do you just be at home? What does she do it at night? You checking on all the kids, you checking on the twins, baby monitor, blue IVs, you know, in the lab with NASS or some shit. And she's like, you know what? I was born. So I decided to ruin lunch. Like, you just do this in the middle of the fucking night, Beyonce. So, you know, Delulo, I'm happy. And it's time for a fresh new batch of conspiracies and hints and suggestive things, et cetera. Oh, God. Is she doing all this just because she fucking likes to? Is it like, you know, 7/11, where she's just gonna put the shit out, and you know, it's just a fun song. Or are we supposed to be, is she trying to get us off of these rumors of act three being rock? And is it actually gonna be a return to R&B? Is it gonna be an album full of nasty R&B songs to fuck to? What is it? It could be. It could be, and it could be explicit. Like, this is, you know, Jason and nasty, you know, this is the versus nasty. So, I don't know if I am either, like, and R&B is kind of like, I mean, Beyonce obviously can do it. So, it kind of feels like these acts have been her taking on genres that official or that historically weren't considered ours, even though everything comes from us. So, yeah. I don't really think that's it, but you know, me and Delulu have we we're discussing it. We're discussing it and we're keeping an eye on things as they develop. I cannot believe you are all are discussing it now. I mean, I mean, well, we're doing it through my third eye, but we are. We're going back and forth about it. But yeah, Beyonce, you not low. You be on that park with it. I know it's you. I know it's you, Beyonce. I know it. It's true. I know you did this girl. I think it is exactly what you just described. God, she's so good. You have the twins in bed, yes, comfy, men she looks around. She's like, I haven't agitated them people in a while. And you know what? It is August 4th. Why don't I do something on the 4th because I put out the morning due on July 4th. So, why wouldn't I do this on August 4th and just keep in the last wee minutes of August 4th on the West Coast. Here, this bitch girl. What is 9-4 going to be? Oh, God, yes. Her fucking birthday. Why do you do this? Why do you do this? Why do you do this? This is what I said. But we were in it. We're locked. And all we can do is just sit down and shut the fuck up and wait. There's nothing. You know, you just have to. Yeah, I thought y'all knew what she was up to with that, dropped it on the 24th and the last 24th of the month of the years in the May. And all this is she said, gotcha, bitch. What is her problem? This is what I'm saying. Like, you, thank you, Beyoncé. You keep life fun. And now I'm like, okay, girl, you might need to go on ahead and make sure that you're tempted to shit at 4 o'clock in the morning. Like, until I'm fully on the East Coast. If my child wasn't sick all night, I would not have seen this until, you know, like you, why do you do this? What do you do this? You know everybody's sleep. Like you know, you know it. And you just, you just hop on park with me. Hey, how you guys feeling? Y'all sleep. Oh, don't be for sure if you not sleep. I mean, for sure, were you wake up? Yeah. It's going to be all right. And our days just started. Right. She want to make sure everybody wake up being and the acoustic version is so pretty. Oh my god. It's so good. But you know, Beyoncé, she don't just be putting bullshit out. Like if she said, it's a remix. It's going to be a no song. Yeah, when the girls are remixing. Yes, right. Like actually making a remix. Because if I'm like, okay, this is cute. And then all of a sudden, the different samples coming in. And I said, wait a minute now, bitch. Why does he do a bitch? It's so good. Yes. Just wait until you hear it. It's so good. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm going to breathe whatever it is on there. Yeah. Next up, did you see this video that Mario Lopez posted of his niece? No. So Mario Lopez posted and then deleted an AI video of his niece at a Dodgers game. So I guess they really did go to a Dodgers game a few days ago. On August 2nd, and you know, it was just like a normal post. Then this video went up on the fourth. I think even third or the fourth, like just a couple of days later. And it's AI. It's obviously AI. It's like AI slop. It's not good. And he's like, here we are at the game or whatever. And then all of a sudden, this niece, who I think is 19 years old, is like trying to eat two hot dogs at once. And there's a relish and mustard all over her face. And then Mario Lopez is like, oh my god, I can't take you anywhere. Look at you. The mustard. And she's like, it's so good. And she's smearing mustard and relish all over herself. And it's like, what the fuck am I looking at here? No, for real. And then it was deleted. And then a few different news stories reached out to his people or organizations reached out to his people. Like, what the fuck is this? And ain't nobody replied yet. Nobody said, oh, well, he was hacked and posted this, which is the first thing I thought. I said, why would Mario Lopez? What's he hacked? Because why would you do this? And yet nothing no no the teammate said nothing. It's just been cricket so over there So now my question is Why would Mario Lopez post an AI video of his niece behaving in that way? Why would you? Yeah, why would you ask it to create that video? Why would you save that to your device? Why would you post it apparently he posted on Twitter and Instagram? What why okay? of your niece With these two hot like the the annual endo is heavy in the video. I'm I'm assuming so what is What are you doing? What are you doing? AC Slater Definitely definitely run with act I mean, it was it was extremely disturbing and what was also disturbing was this video of Perez Hilton farming on Tick-tock live or whatever that was and I was like mmm Right, I also am not gonna look at that but Perez Hilton you have when he a few months ago when he was doing this whole Religious thing and deciding that he was going in that direction. I say yeah, it won't be too long for some shit about you come out So I wouldn't be shocked if you know there was some additional mess there But I guess we'll see how that story develops last but not least You assholes who started this petition from may or mom Donnie to stay away from the September 11th Memorial Services are y'all out of your god damn minds These people are I mean They are using every way to say this other than that's a Muslim and how dare a Muslim be part of this when the terrorists were Muslim Ignoring all of the many many terrorist attacks that happened on American soil on a regular basis by Christians or people who identify as Christians against other Christians like it's y'all are it's it to act like this is anything other than Islamophobia is quite insane and Yeah, I don't care if you don't like him He's the mayor of New York City if he didn't if he wasn't there It would be a much much bigger problem y'all are talking about y'all are talking about this man Has endorsed Muslim candidates and he We were supposed to be coming together in solidarity for the victims and this man is we just have questions about his public associations and responses to different rhetoric that we feel is blah blah girl Y'all don't like Muslims y'all are holding the events of 9/11 against all Muslims as if that makes one shred of Fucking sense knowing that it don't and knowing that you would be even more angry if he came out and was like yeah, fuck that I don't care, you know the She had it forever or whatever and someone was a nine and a New Yorker like Jesus like You know who really pissed me off Patricia heating Why that's actually what brought this to my attention because she was in a headline About this story she reposted it on Twitter and said keep going New Yorkers and I was like Not Ray Barones wife Not old girl from the middle. I said Patricia heating. Yeah, so then I had to go look it up Oh, child in her bio Christian wife mom non-embibing bourbon lovers. Zio boomer. Zio boomer. Wow Both of her titties bitch Okay, she said 10 first diving into it. Yeah, no, I rewatched the middle all the time now everybody loves Raymond aged horribly god damn it really It's right up there with King of Queens with the it has funny moments. Yeah, but that Gen X attitude that You know that boomerish Gen X Men can just be assholes and lay around the house and don't do nothing and be giant pain and ass and women got to carry all the labor like it didn't age that great, but I I could have never guessed that me and Patricia heating was going to have beef in the year 2026 After she's been a sitcom star since the fucking mid 90s what Didn't expect to hear that what's it keep it going New Yorkers. Zio boomer. Baby. I said. Oh, she said I'm leaving I'm leaving nothing To ambiguity you will know exactly where the fuck I stand full-throated support That man you can hate him all you want to and I know how y'all feel about Muslims. Okay, so I'm not even trying to educate you like You know that you're biased against these people you know that you're hateful about these people I'm not gonna try to act like you not, but he is the mayor of New York City elected by people who live in New York City And we love that man. We love the things he has been doing for this city since he's been in office Yeah, it has made everybody take a look around and say well, what the fuck was every other mayor doing? It has people across the country looking around at they local government like well, what the fuck do y'all do Absolutely 1000% cuz this rainbow dildos and sunshine sparkles in New York City Beach what I tell you them holes happening ain't last we the earth in minority New Yorkers go they're having a great we'd love our Muslim mayor y'all posting shit like a terrorist Excuser is now mayor in an outspoken sympathizer for terrorist perpetrators And he is disqualified from attending the 9/11 remembrance ceremony in ought to be barred you holes have zero power You'll be banned before he is he's the god damn mayor of the city You're going to have to get the fuck over it. We elected a Muslim mayor. We like it like that And y'all love him. I'm like and we are not going to pretend that religious extremist represent the religion as a whole and y'all understand that When it comes to every religion except this one So go fuck yourself To do something similar with um, I'll do a little side. Oh Yes, I heard about that race and I said oh well, you know Unfortunately with what I know about him. I mean, it was like when Barack Hussein Obama elected the name alone as you like what and I know he I think they still haven't called that race But I think he's technically a head right now. So I mean, I would love to see it but We're not going to act like muslims aren't fit to hold office or shouldn't be a part of American politics. Why the fuck shouldn't they look at how many things White Christian Americans have done to this country and then tell me that mom Donnie don't deserve to be mayor of New York City Y'all sound like the idiot bigots that you are Yeah, we elected him and we fucking love him even the people who didn't vote for him. I like I mean I'm waiting for him to fuck up, but I mean as of right now. It's cool or whatever like girl No, he's going you're so right the mayor's office was like go and obviously the mayor will be there. So whatever As far as he's the mayor of New York City, but why wouldn't he be there if he didn't go you're right if he didn't go it would be worse It would be headlight news all Fox for the next three weeks while Trump cartwheels and shits all over the White House He just They probably m up and he shits his diaper every fucking day and they would be talking about how dare that muslim mom Donnie not go to the night because he was actually Operating on that day. Okay. All right. Yeah He's going he's the mayor if you don't like it tough titties There's not one fucking thing you can do about it Stay mad decrepit bitch Zio boomer what the fuck Zio boomer is out of here She's a yet not only am I a scientist. I'm a boomer as well I think so she said but don't Please don't let my Catholicism keep me from fully supporting The Jewish state of Israel. Please don't think that's gonna stop me from believing in a white supremacy and dominance in that way Because it's not I'm saying a lot of Zionists aren't even Jewish Right, they they just down. They are super damp. America has Like a ridiculous number of Western Zionists. Yes. Yes. We do we do And people who are so who are so fully in it, but they call them so of Zio boomers. That's why I said wow okay so I can watch the middle. So now it sounds like something you would have to kill in the terminator. That sounds like a transformer or something like bitch. Some sort of sci-fi beast. So you have ruined the middle for me which reminds me remember last week I was talking about the voice of Pearl and how she devastated me. So anyways somebody who grew up where Rebecca Sugar emailed us and said you do not have to worry about Rebecca Sugar that person would literally never like Steven Universe will always be safe. I know them very well and they dated one of my relatives and so you can just you know call me or call in about that language thank God but yeah fuck Patricia hidden and the other 75,000 people who signed this petition for the mayor of New York City to not be part of the 9/11 memorial. Go suck a dick. He's going you're not going. Other than the fact that he's Muslim. That's literally it. That's literally it. Did you see the video clip somebody asked him why there were no Jewish judges appointed to something that I forget whatever it was I was talking about and the mayor was like well I think I know where you're talking about and that guy was actually actually on the Elaine Maxwell case and we just thought it best that the city not have any associations with somebody who was part of that lady's defense team I said oh chew them up okay and tell them again we said oh no the pedophile sex trafficker at the center of the Epstein files we thought perhaps you know the city of New York could find somebody else they can't handle her they can't because he don't even get agitated he don't get mad he sit there with his sweet little Alvin in the chipmunk smile and then he's breathing he's bitches he's going he'll be there on September 11th you won't and you remember that as you're watching it from your phone how much you want to bet most of the people who sign that don't live in New York City girl good line I doubt even a quarter of the New York same oh anyway that's so fucking ridiculous yeah he'll be there girls choke on it all the time back who hate is wasting 75,000 new bitches could have found something better than him that's wild the most pointless petition that okay he's going so all right that is going to wrap up this week's episode of the read follow us online at this is the read new episodes of my advice show crystals couch I'm back answering your questions live some of my favorite episodes to do is to chat with you guys live you can find that crystals couch on all podcast platforms any other news or announcements from you this week if you're free check out my podcast various thoughts on YouTube and podcast platforms this week we're talking about the pettiness of Rihanna we're talking about the homophobic hags in your life and the possibility of me having a Brazilian sponsor who will fly me out to the country who will also possibly get to see my titties other than that um all right you gonna be all right and uh I'm having a party here in Los Angeles this coming Sunday through a five-live is back girlies go to Instagram go to my bio get some tickets I'm gonna be outside and I think that's about it uh yeah yeah prayers up for Miss Lane yes I suppose to go to the Liberty Games tonight but I think I'm gonna have to cancel and stay home with her which is devastating uh being alone only thing you're liberating should I use my butt anyway all right y'all take care we'll see y'all next week