These Dating Tips For Women Are Pretty Insane

What's up ladies and gentlemen, today we are giving you the inverse of the last video, okay? The last video was women giving men advice about how to date with women. Now men are going to be giving women advice about dating. I'm sure this is going to go stupendously. If we meet up for a first date and you don't find me attractive enough to be a potential long-term partner, then please just tell me before we order dinner and drinks and I have to spend a whole bunch of money. Please! That's good advice. Although I don't think it's very practical. Of course in a perfect world, you would love to meet up with someone and be like, "Hi, James. Hi, Katie." And she's like, "Oh." And you're like, "Okay. Have a good night." Like that would be incredibly rude. So I don't know if that's that. I think a better thing here would be like if you don't find me super attractive or you know, whatever. Go on the date, but if you at the end of the date don't feel like this is going to be a thing, then maybe split the bill, maybe. I don't know. Personally, the way that I was sort of brought up was like, "I'm paying for the first date." You don't go down the first date, it's just Willie Nilly with anyone who's willing to go. You kind of vet that situation and hopefully you know that there's an attraction there before you get on the first date. But if you're doing this Willie Nilly kind of, kind of pet a hello, said, "Hut!" Maybe if you're a woman and you're like, "You know what? I got my own money. I don't need this shit." And I'm definitely not going to be seeing this person again. I'm going to pay for my half so that they don't have this weird like, "I paid for you. So you owe me a text message back." The type of thing I'd be like, "Bro, here." All right, I'll pay for my fucking chicken parm, get the fuck out of here. I would say try to show interest in a man's hobbies. Maybe you will really enjoy something he is into, but don't fake enjoy it. This guy's been burned. There was a woman's like, "Oh no, I really do like NASCAR. I do. No, it's cool. I like that they go so fast." So you don't actually like it. Name three drivers. It's obvious to men when you are faking liking something or forcing yourself to like something we like. We'd rather you didn't pretend. Yeah. I mean, I don't think there's anything necessarily like inherently wrong with a woman like trying to indulge you. You know what I'm saying? And being like, "Oh yeah, let's go to a football game for your birthday. I got you. I got us tickets to go." It's like, "No, you shouldn't go. You don't like football." Like, she's trying, bro. You know what I mean? Like, take it easy. Yeah. I mean, I would say that for anybody. I think that's good advice. You want to show interest in the other person's hobbies, at least a little bit of interest. And if there's things that don't interest you, it might not work out. If you were into a guy, be the first to break the touch barrier. I love that that's meant advice to women. It's like, "Yo, if you really like the guy, grab his dick." It's like, "Yo, if you really like him, you'd like rub his inner thigh. Get a little excited, you know what I mean?" If you're comfortable with a guy touching you, then you can touch our arm first or leg or something to show us it's okay for us to reciprocate. Ah. I mean, that's not a bad rule. Just making a joke. But it's not a bad rule. I don't know if guys should be like, "Ha ha ha." And like, do the touching. Like, "Yeah, I would probably wait." The touch barrier is like a real thing. You know, wait until she's like, "Oh my god, you're so funny." And like, touches your arm and you're like, "Yes." You've broken my force field. Now we can fuck hard. I agree. I agree with this. I do think that men should probably err on the side of caution when it comes to touching women. Don't be the one to be like, "Oh, I thought you were into me so I grabbed your tits." Like, don't do that. All right. And don't be overly touchy or anything like that. But if she breaks that touch barrier, then, you know, I would just reciprocate. Like, if she's touching your arm, you don't go for push. There's levels to this. You gotta like, take it the fuck easy. No dumb pajamas. What? What is this one? PJ should be banned as soon as high school ends. No man wants to come home after a long day at work and see his girl walking around in looney tunes pajamas. What the fuck is this? That's your dating advice. Don't wear fucking pajamas. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't say this is advice. I say, I think this is like completely targeted at a specific thing that this guy went through where he really liked a girl and then one day he came home after they got married. She's wearing fucking cookie monster sweatpants and he's like, "You bitch!" I personally do not care about the whole pajama thing. Like, I mean, I would care if, you know, we're grown adults and you're like, "Oh, I'm going to go to the bar and pajama pants." I'd be like, "No, that's weird. Let's dress for the occasion." But if we're just lounging around the house, like, I don't give a fuck if you're in a Mickey mouse outfit. I have fashion standards for lounging, but it's not like crazy. Like, pajama pants wouldn't annoy me, especially around Christmas time, dude. You get a nice, like, plaid pajama pant? It's nice. It kind of goes with the vibes. I kind of, I prefer that, I think. Get me in the mood for some fucking Christmas. Dress the part. You know what would actually make me more uncomfortable than this? Like a nightgown. Yeah, like, if it was like, something my grandma would wear. Like, you're wearing a whole nightgown and you got one of those little hats. I'd be like, "What the fuck is this?" What year is it? Are you a ghost? Are you dead? Where are you? Are you wearing that? How about if you're not ready for a relationship, don't get into one. They're like yelling through this thread. Here's one. How about don't fucking date my brother and then not tell me? It's like specific examples. I keep dating women who, one month in, turn around and say, "I'm just not ready for a relationship. I have to work on myself first." I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with that. What does that mean, though? Like, for you, it's like, you should be on this date if you're looking for a husband. Boring. Boring, though. Like, and I don't know if I'm ready for a husband yet. That's why I'm dating. I'm gonna date people until I'm compelled, but I can meet people and be like, "Oh, you're cool. I like hanging out with you and having a good time, whatever." But I'm not really compelled to fucking think about marriage. I don't know why some dudes get so upset by that, and they think that, like, that's an easy thing to do. Or any, and even women on the other side too, just like going into a date, being like, if you weren't ready for marriage, why did you go on a date? It's like, I don't know, because there's 400 steps in between those two things. Like, that's why. I'm dating because I'm trying to, like, meet people and have a connection. How are you gonna have a connection with someone if you're not dating? But you can meet someone that's not, I'm not ready. Just means that, like, you haven't propelled me to want to take the next step. That's what that means. Okay. They're ready, quote-unquote. They're just not ready with you, all right? And I actually don't think that yelling through a Reddit thread, writing in all caps lock, makes you a qualified partner for anybody, either. Stop getting into one. Usher asses, please, it'd be stinky sometimes. This guy's saying women have stinky asses. I can honestly say, too, I've never encountered that. I've never encountered that. I don't know what this guy's talking about. I've never been like, whoa, this smells like a truck or something, you know what I mean? That's never happened. But apparently this guy is getting just burned back to back to back with smelly ass women, apparently. Yeah. I mean, that's good advice for everyone out there, man. Wash your butt. Okay. That's the second thing I wash as soon as I get into the shower. You know what the first is. As a man, my advice for women is you can be romantic, too. Guys like romance, also, not just women. I think women doing romantic gestures goes a long way and will influence men to do them more. I agree. I agree. Okay. I think that a lot of us are out here, you know, thinking that men are just kind of like, well, you know, whatever, I don't care about feelings and fucking whatever the fuck out other shit. Like sometimes men buy women flowers. That's a nice little gesture. And there could be ways, you know, other ways that you can show that you care about your man that maybe you think like, oh, he won't like this. But maybe he will like that shit. I also agree with the last sentence here. If you're going out of your way for a partner and they're the right partner for you, that is going to influence them to be like, you know what, I should go out of my way more for this person. And hopefully you kind of create whatever the opposite of a vicious circle is. And it's just like a healthy thing of like, oh, I just want to do nice things for you and make you feel good and blah, blah, blah, and we're always constantly, you know, going out of way. Obviously, you know, be a good person in your relationship, but also going out of your way and taking the extra mile, going the extra mile with some romantic gesture is nice. It's nice. Okay. Be nice. Be fucking nice. And watch your ass. Any with this video, we do have two sponsors for today. 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Forget what Walt Disney may have led you to believe we go in and out of like someone gives good advice. And then it's just an angry dude. Life doesn't turn out perfectly and expecting it to will only hurt you and those around you. So basically don't seek perfection. I feel like that's a bad way of saying what this person is trying to say. I don't think that you should not seek perfection or, you know, whatever. Like I think that we're all under the impression that like, yeah, life doesn't turn out perfectly. But the expectation of it being perfect, I think is, you know, the part, you know, and I think to combat that instead of just being like, just don't seek perfection because that almost sounds like expect things to go wrong, which I don't think you should do either. I think that you should just instead be a little more grateful for the things that you do have or try to be, even when things, when things ultimately will not turn out perfectly, if you believe that though, because you could get to a certain point in your life where a bunch of things have gone wrong, but you're a grateful person and you have like a nice family and you live in a nice house and, you know, this and that. It doesn't have to be this perfect mansion. It doesn't have to be the perfect call or anything like that. But you can look back one day and be like, my family's healthy, my house, you know, doesn't leak and I'm just happy. I'm grateful. So what's more perfect than that? I mean, you could have perfection as long as your standards for perfection aren't unrealistic. You know, if you just want the basic things out of life, meaning, you know, a nice relationship, a happy family. Of course, there's going to be bumps along the way. Of course, there's going to be little things that kind of go wrong that aren't quote unquote perfect. But for you, it could be perfect to be like, man, I'm just happy that I have these things because I could not have any of these and then I don't know what the fuck I'd be doing. So it's all about how you kind of look at it. I don't think don't seek perfection. I think that you should always be striving for that. But it's not the end all be all and also your idea of perfection shouldn't be like number, like have to have the biggest house and the coolest car and whatever. You could just be grateful. Like you should be aiming to be grateful and look back on your life and say, I'm just happy with the way the things that turned out and it could be much worse. Maybe that's perfection. My dating advice for women would be call me out on my shit. That's funny. This guy loves to be degraded. He's like, tell me my fucking penis sucks. I'm not perfect. I will make mistakes and do things that irritate you and I would rather you tell me upfront. Don't just let me continue to fail to the point you resent me. Give me a chance to correct things and find common ground. Yes, in a vacuum, this is really good advice. But unfortunately, it doesn't always go that way. I think more often than not, people are not used to people who are that direct and be like, this is what you're doing wrong. This is what you're whatever. And then they have a reaction of like, you know, they're trying to justify their actions or they're trying to make excuses or kind of turn it around. Maybe if you're dealing with a nice little GL gas lighter. Yeah. So I mean, of course, you'd be like, just tell me what I'm doing wrong and I'll fix that whatever in a vacuum. That sounds great. And I think that people should strive for that for sure. But, you know, I do think more often times than not, it's a difficult place to get to to both people involved have to be at a level of emotional maturity that that could even exist because if you're on different planes as far as that goes, you could try this all you want, but it will not work. Ideally, you should bothers you. You tell your fucking boyfriend or your girlfriend or whatever so that, you know, you don't hold on to it in a year later. You just like, you fucking, this is what you do. And then you guys, you know, go your separate ways. My advice is to stop running to your girlfriends and sharing our business right away. Something should stay between us. I always hate finding out her friends know the size of my dick and the fights we had and what my four play moves are. Yeah, I mean, I agree. I agree with this. Like, I don't think that women should stop confiding in their friends, but yeah, also have better friends, bro, or have like a better strategy. If you're going to talk about my penis to your girlfriends, don't let them bring that up to me. Here's what it is. Your closest friends, do they need to know that? No. If you want to tell them, fine, up to you, but I don't need to know that they know. Like, I don't need to know that. So if they know, I don't need to know that they know. So protect me from that. Please, Jesus. Oh my God. This guy's so horny. Here's this guy's advice to women. Touch us. Grab our asses. Give us a hug. Hold hands. Spoon us. Fuck us. This guy's horny as fuck. He's like, dude, you want advice? Fuck me. The ass. Give me a hug. Pull my ass in, deep, and rail me. There's your advice. It's easy. Touch me. Fuck me and suck me. I'm so demonetized. It's over. I love how he threw hold hands in between that. Grab our asses. Give us a hug. Hold hands and fuck us. That's like fucking. That has been anus. I don't think that's advice. I think someone's horny. And that's, you know, we may have taken that one from a porn hub comment or something. When you see us staring into space and ask us what we're thinking and we say nothing, leave it at that. Because 99% of the time we aren't thinking about anything. What an insane, blanket statement to make for the entire male population. Be like, dude, when a guy is spacing out, 99 out of 100 times, he's not thinking about anything. Okay. So just let it go. And only one out of those 100 times you're thinking about strangling you. Okay. Like people stare off into space for different reasons, dude. I rarely stare off into space when I'm thinking about nothing. I'm lost in thought. That's what that is to me. So I don't want this guy to speak for me. But I don't know what the fuck that's about. The advice is just getting worse. It started at like, you know, oh, be romantic to us. That's just like, you know, fuck us. And also if we're fuck, if we're staring out into space, don't think anything's wrong. Oh, no, you're crying. Get the fuck out of here. This is crazy. My advice is make more money than us. This is dope. Make more money than me. I don't, I don't give a fuck. I'm okay with the woman being ambitious. Don't hide that shit because you think I need to be the provider. I don't think women are purposefully not making money to make you feel comfortable. My God. Like, I don't think that's what it is. She's like, oh, my God, you don't have to only make 45 K. All right. I know you're only making that much money because of me. And you don't have to do it for me. Be ambitious. Own a fortune 500 company. But I know you're holding yourself back because you think I want to be the provider. What is this guy saying, dude? Oh my God. My advice is make more money than me. That's great advice. Just make more than me. Like, you have the option. It's like, just do that. Make more money. Think about a number higher than what I make and then make that. Don't hold back because of me because a little old mate. The fuck. The bathroom is a holy area. Fucking no, it's not. Whatever you do in there is your business unless you are showering and want to invite me in. No poop talk. Listen, woman, don't talk about shitting and farting or pissing. The only time I want to hear about the bathroom is if you're inviting me in so we could have sexual intercourse. A 12 year old wrote this, dude. I hate dudes like that, bro. Like, relax. Oh, it's just so grow. Oh, bro, if this is your wife, she's going to give birth to a baby, a human being is going to come out of her pussy and rip over, rip open her asshole and there may be shit all over the table. You can handle that, but you can't handle her taking a shit. Like, what are you, what are we talking about here? Take it easy, pussy. I think that we need to end the advice there because it's only getting worse. It's only getting, it's progressively getting worse as the video goes on. Some gems in there, sure. But ladies, if you didn't know how to date men before the video, maybe now you do. No poop talk unless you're going to have sex with me in there. Touch us, hold our hands, spawn us and fuck us. And whatever else they said in this video, what a ridiculous thing. Anyway, that's our advice for you. Enjoy. Don't forget to subscribe and we'll see you next time.