There Is New Office Drama Between Annika, Nicky Smokes, And A Mystery Third Party: Tue Sep 8, 2026

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Pretty good. Fantastic. I just saw Nick without his glasses on, maybe on a puke. Yeah, that was pretty mean to you. Yeah. Sorry dude. Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. Now you're cute as fuck, dude. I'm just mad. I had to say something mean to you because what you've done to me. W. No, similar, similar, three letter W, uh, uh, acronym. Yeah, you actually fucked me twice this weekend. W who? SD. SD? Oh, no. W. No, that one's good too though. He's, he hasn't made me banana bread. Okay. W. It doesn't start with W. Yeah. W. W. W. W. W. W. What did I do? I think Nick is, is deliberately trying to, uh, end my life with, uh, he, he is, uh, he's going to still be part of the Tuesday, but he's not on every single week and it just made Stephen Chay move that much closer to me. That is my fault. Uh, uh, uh, uh. That many more conversations I have to have with Stephen Chay was, it feels like a deliberate attack on my mental health. There was, uh, there was the Fox execs were in two weeks ago and the big move was no more me. Yeah. You're still going to do some segments with us. But yeah, I, it's now Chase. It's next to me and that, and Matt, our producer who does great job on Wub keeps asking me, who do you want at the desk? And I've been so paralyzed with the thought that I have to sit next to Chay for another two hours that I haven't been able to answer. So we had no one on the desk. We're having the same problem we've lost Kyle on Wednesdays that the Fox made two big moves a couple weeks ago. Props to them. Good move. Yeah. I know. Pretty, uh, vertical move. Pretty. I was, uh, I mean, I think I'm just not going to go desk. I, it beats the hell out of what teabob is thinking about a desk for Wednesdays. What is he thinking? He's going to dress like a desk or something. No. That's his ebob. Yeah. What would be worst case scenario for me? Oh, really? Yeah. I don't think David. But he would give him hell live TV sense too. So Kyle, you just handled that with grace, but then you just found out you're being replaced with mints. No, no, we don't, we don't know that was teabob suggestion. We're not there yet. I, I've been pushing back. So person I want to have is, I mean, I can't ask him because it would be, it would ruin his life. Oh, but he's got a Tuesday nights. Yeah. Yeah. It would literally ruin his life, but he would be great. He would say yes to. Yeah. He can't ask him. He would say yes to Tuesday morning and then went, but the offer is out there if he wanted to, but I'm not going to ask him. Kate, I think you should. I think it'd be good for your career. No, no, no, no, he's got Tuesday nights, dude. I don't do that to him. I do want Ben to replace me. I want Ben to replace me as well. No, I want Ben to replace me. I actually had to man that. No, not on what, but in life, but in all of life, just have him. We should do that. That fucking boot, man, we should do that. We should have him be boss for a week. Uh, um, no, what? Why? No. I love it. What would happen, but I'd like to find out. Is he here on a Monday or Tuesday? No, dude. He's giving him hell a natural all weekend and his fucking fake ass boot bitch. I called that correctly. Yeah, it was faking. He does not need that boot. He took the boot off to go to dinner and there was no pictures from it except for one that taped somehow found, which that's a different story. Green light to post. Yeah, I think it, uh, like it might have angered some of the people. Yeah, but he is that boot is, it is again, it is Rip Hamilton's mask. He has not needed it for a month. He's been boarding planes first, right? He's been using. Yeah. Oh, has to be, right? Has to be. That was nice of him to get the green light though. Green. I think he looks better with the boot. I mean, someone explained the green light posting to me. You're allowed to post this one, Tate, but why was that lady yelling at him? Um, I think they posted a dinner. Why did he have racing stripes in his hair? I don't know. He's been slacking it back. Did you guys? I have a lot of questions. Good racing stripes is here. Kyle. I have a theory of why she was mad, but look at the racing stripes. Those are racing stripes. He is here. Oh, he does. What is that? Sorry. What is that? What is that? Is that gray hair? No, those are some racing stripes. He went to a black barbershop right before this. That would be amazing. Yeah, this is, I mean, he's just a piece of shit. Surviving any last night, you guys okay with the ending? Yeah. Yeah. I'm happy for Rome. Shout out to Rome. I thought Rome played the best game. Rome deserved to win. Dana here today. Um, I haven't seen him, but I do think they're recording. They're recording. Yeah. I feel like they're in Marty or feel like they're getting the wrath. Yeah. Well, I mean, they're the big losers. It seems I, I, I just like vibes in like some of their, some of their tweets, like Tommy was tweeting like he tweeted a novel. Thomas tweeted a like, I suck. I know I suck. And I was like, I was congratulating Brandon, which if you would have said that Brandon was going to have a crash out on that show and be eliminated and look like, and you would assume that everybody would just hate Brandon. Yeah. No. He was champ. His exit was perfect. Perfect way to get up. I think I did what you were supposed to do. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think so. Look at that. Oh, boy. He's like great there. Yeah. That might be my biggest smile at Barstool. Yeah. Um. Yeah. Shout out. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. Can I just, can I, can I play a little bit of a devil's advocate here? Uh, that was real. Yeah. And Dana and Marty were very upset that they lost $250,000. I think that is a very legit reason to be upset. Uh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a big bummer. Now Tommy, a little bit different. Tommy is the surviving expert and Tommy. Yeah. Tommy carries the weight of, of, of, he loves surviving, no survivor. So when he got survived, he, he reacted to it personally. And I don't think you should have. Can you see if Tommy's around TJ to zoom in? I want to ask him a question. Yeah. I, I agree with that. He knows that he watches every season. Watches every season. And he would have approved, if he watched somebody else from afar, do that move to somebody? He would have been like, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. And, um, he just couldn't get over the personal, uh, matter of it, which is, I mean, you know, it makes it a hard game when it's like, it's not built to be played with friends. No. It's not, it's built to be played with people you just met in an airplane on the way to Fiji. Correct. That's what it's built to be played at. Correct. Correct. But I, uh, I did, I did come out, you know, I'm glad I played. I had a good time. I never fucking do it again, but, um, it was fun. It was my final sleep. Shout out to Ron. Shout out Ron. Yeah. Incredible win. Ron deserved it. How's everyone's weekend, long weekend? Good weekend. I didn't know. We went to the zoo the same day. I worked this one. What? Yeah. Did you see the baby? I know. I was really bummed. As were you. So bummed, yeah. It's a big, it's a big rhino. Did we have the conversation on this show? Because I couldn't remember if it was PMT or this show that like, it dawned on me when I saw the baby rhino that we are not obviously in a sexual way, but we are just pedophiles for animals. I don't think many experts and smart men have agreed. Yeah, like I like baby animals. - No, no, no, no. - I think that's an instinctual, it's not a sex thing. - I think you can like baby humans too. - You don't wanna fuck them. - No, I know I said not sexual, but I'm like, I am, I think baby animals are way cuter. - It's not pedophilia to like a young girl. - It's not pedophilia. - Pedophilia implies sexual. - Pedophilia means you wanna fuck 'em. - Okay, so that was a wrong word. - You're a non-sexual pedophile. - I thought it was a funny bit to be like, I was a winter old son, I was like, I'm a pedophile for animals. - 'Cause you're a true, that was your first time. - I'm not being a cute baby animal. - Yeah, I was like, what the fuck in pedophilia? - Dude, when I rolled up to the rhino exhibit and saw the fucking baby rhino as 600 pounds, it's like, fuck this guy. - Gross, I'm fuckable. - Yeah. - It's like I wouldn't get on a fucking cryptic chat with him anymore. - I mean, if you wanted to be pedophilia, you definitely spin it that way. - Yeah, I don't think I wanted to be, but I just, that was the, was that-- - The host of Wheel of Fortune that got caught. - Yeah, that was bad. He was wearing the wheel a long time. - I don't know, he was wearing it. - He was wearing your chat. - Oh, yeah, he's not the, he's the announcer, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a long time. - And he was just on an airplane just-- - On an airplane, on a pedophile. - Yeah, he can't. - Yeah, he's wearing the wheel of Fortune. - Oh, wait, what is that? That's the pedophile chat? - That's the pedophile chat. - I don't recognize that. - He called golden corral a boy-fe. There's a lot of boys. - Oh god. - That's how they actually, that's how they got it. - That looks like a fake movie chat room. He's the guy who should have been duct taped. - Yeah. - That guy was so taped. - So taped, kind of, in that sense. - There he is. - Like, was the forehead partner so taped? - Yeah, what was? (laughing) - Oh, really, there had to be a strap. - So much duct tape, it was awesome. And it was, it was thanks to the lures. They never got his mouth. - It was a ridiculous amount of duct tape. - That's like how little kids would like strap someone down. - Yeah. I loved it. - That was like a home alone ass, right? - They could have stopped it like half as much duct tape. (laughing) - The forehead broke, the forehead felt like a lot. - Like they could have- - They could have last too. - They had his arms. The forehead was the last time. - His comfy. - His window opened. - And like, he would have had to been cooperating at some point, you know? - Yeah. - Just starting with one, you're breaking out of that easily. - Yeah, did he fight back? Doesn't look like it's- - I think it's how hard it is to get your kid in the car seat when they're like going crazy. - It's a grown ass racist man. - How are you? - They're with hate. - It's gotta take at least five people. - Hey Tommy. - Hello. - What's up? - Hey. - How you doing? - Good. - Great. - We were talking about the survivor. We were like saying who seems like I wasn't able to watch, but it seemed like just based on the novels you've been posting, you've got some heat going against you? - Yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, you know, it is what it is. You take the shit for a little bit, but yeah, I mean. Yeah. - Whatever. - What's your big problem? Are you hate-roan? - No, I don't. Me and Ron were, we literally talked for three hours at the bar that night, like right now. I thought me and Ron, like, I thought we'd been fine for the past like a few months. I know he was on Boyd Dad, like, oh, Tommy's still mad. Like, I don't know. I feel like we talk pretty much every day. Like, we do a show together. Like, I thought we were, I mean, I still like jab him about it, but, like, more in a lighthearted fashion, I would say. - But as a survivor, like, expert, don't you respect him? - I thought he played a good game. Like, I said, I obviously understand it looks hypocritical. I felt betrayed on just, like, a deeper level by, like, friends. - But it's surviving. - I understand. I understand. That's why I said, I know it, like, it's hypocritical. That's just how I felt in the moment. Like, I can't help how I felt. - Fair enough. - Okay. - Do you still feel that way? A little bit? - No, no. I mean, like, I also think, like, I was, like, it's easy to, like, look back, like, I was a game. Like, I think in the moment, you're allowed to, like, feel, like, one-four of your close friends, like, lie to you out of, like, your favorite game of $250,000. You're allowed to be, like, mad for two days. I think that's, like, fair. - Yeah, I agree. Would you-- - Would you have been less mad had they told you right before that they're gonna vote you out? - 100% less mad, yeah. - Okay. - But also, I don't expect them to do that. Like, I understand they didn't have to do that. - Are you still a killer? - No, I said-- So that, that, that, that, that isn't out of context. I was basically saying in that conventional, I was like, I'm not feeling like a stone-cold killer anymore. Like, I'm supposed to be, and now I'm feeling bad, fucking voting out Dante, like, what's happening to me? - Got it. - A lot of people, myself included, after I got eliminated, bad look for me as well. I was like, I'm never playing that again. You were probably the opposite, though, right? Are you, like, chomping at the bit to play it again? - Yes. - Okay. - Okay. - We're eventin'. - I was saying that out of context. That, that, that's just out of context. - Okay, okay. How would you say, like, if you were, if I were to be trading in smoke stock today, would I be, would I be in trouble? - Yeah, you want to sell. - Okay, well no, I don't want to sell. - Yeah, I don't want to buy. - You want to buy the dip. - You just bought it, you want to keep selling. (laughing) - Well, I'm glad you're good, Tommy. (laughing) - Sounds like you're. (laughing) - Yeah, I was like, you know, my one thing I really loved. - Yeah, just, yeah, it's fine, I'll be fine. Dave called me his boy, so. - Oh, that's cool. You always have 7-Eleven dead. - That's a good art, my boy. - He goes, there's a lot before and after. - Yeah, he's, you got treated like a cum rag. - And you know how sick I am, so we just did out and about like me and Ron and with Pat and Kelly, and like Dave, Pat was like live, live tweet from Dave, and like he read that whole thing. I was like, that's obviously not that bad. There's some positives in there, I thought that could have been way worse. - Yeah, you're like mincey. - Yeah, well, okay. (laughing) - You got to be aligned somewhere. - All right, well, yeah, it's one check in on you. You got anything else? - No, I'll be, I'll be fine. - Yeah. - Good boy, geez. - Oh no, bad. - Oh boy, he's down real bad. (laughing) - Okay. - Yeah. - Well keep your head up, dude. - If you ever need someone to talk to you. - Yeah, it'll be fine. - I'm sure someone would. - I'm sure you're like half birthdays coming up that you're reminded of. - Yeah, no, I'll go home to my loving family. Oh, no, live alone. - Oh god. - No, I'll be fine, I'll be fine. - Oh, I'll be here. - Just kidding, I'm kidding, kind of. - Do you have a girlfriend? - No. (laughing) - Oh. - Oh, yeah. - Do you have? - Do you have anybody to like, do you, I could stop, do you have anybody? (laughing) - Yeah, I like friends and stuff. - Well, okay, all right, let's think about it. Let's all say something positive about Tommy. - Now, yeah, all right. - You've already won a survivor. Granted, it was for $5,000, but you've won one. (laughing) - Yeah, it's basically even. - Yeah. The Yankees probably won't lose in pathetic fashion this October. - Wow. - Yep. - No, they will. - Aaron Judge. - Oh, shit. - Aaron Judge's about to play, right? - Yeah, Aaron Judge's gonna be back. - Judge's back. - Yeah, I'm sure he'll be good in the playoffs, like always. - I was saying, I can't remember who I was saying it to, but I don't follow anything that to do with the AL. And when I saw you when we were taping something like two weeks ago, you and Marty, and I asked you guys how the Yankees are doing, and you're like, they're the fucking most pathetic team ever, and Marty's like, they're gonna win the World Series, like, so nothing has changed for you guys. - Yeah. - The answer. - Every year, every year. - And who's right, every year, and who's wrong, every year? I'm right, every year. - That's true, so you got that. At least you're right. - Got that going for me. - Okay. - I like your hair today. - Oh, nobody likes my hair. - Okay. - Okay. - You also didn't have to say today. - Let's see. - What else, what else? Have you been going to the gym? - No, I was about to start again, and then I have a lower back injury. - Oh, damn it! (laughing) - And then last week, and then I started taking a muscle relaxer for my lower back injury, and then last week I broke out into hives and an allergic reaction rash for three days because of the muscle relax. - Oh, fuck. - Yeah, that was tough. - Looks like your rash is clearing up. That's good. - The rash is gone. Yeah, I thought it was dying. - 'Cause I heard it was fucking gross before, but it looks good now. - Danny. - It was like so, it doesn't matter. - Okay. - All right, I got nothing else in. I mean, you're like, we're out. - Yeah. - I think that's it. I'm trying to think anything positive about Tommy Smokes. - You're getting another crack, eh? - Yeah, you're getting another crack, and this is all past two. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. - Keep your chin up. - There it is. - There it is. - There we go. - That's like my lips. - Fucking pink and red and disgusting. - Oh yeah. - That was nice. - We weren't gonna say it, but yeah, if you wanna say it, yeah, you're right. - I'm actually starting to like worry about you. - Yeah, I'm literally worried, and I'm like, is this the fucking rash coming back? - Yeah, it looks like it might be coming back. - You probably go to the doctor. - Eyebrows are nice and prominent today. - Yes, they are. - Sometimes I get a urinal brow. - Danny, you gotta get a sound of this. - There has to be something positive. - Gotta be down here. - Yeah, nice smile. You have a nice smile. - Yeah. - I hate my laugh. I despise my laugh. - Yeah. - Same. - You can not even laugh. - 'Cause I hate it so much. - Wait, you don't like to hear it back? - Oh my God, there's not, like I cringe out of my skin when I'm watching something and I hear myself laugh. - So I'm gonna say, how do people, how do people even laugh? want to make you laugh, you freak. That's a nice t-shirt. One of the only t-shirts that don't show my mantis. There you go. As big cat nose from a couple weeks. I'm gaining weight at a rapid day. I did. Oh, that was that. Yeah, no, I saw him and I was like, dude, what's, are you gaining weight? And he's like, yeah, my belly. I was like, no, you're face. And he's like, oh, shit. So, people look skinnier now. Do you have any? I think part of that was Jersey, but I am the happiest I've ever been. What about any simulated versions of yourself for any of them thriving in one of your spreadsheets? No, I'm in my retirement season with the Yankees from being a right-fielder from Oh, no, and it's like, I don't even feel like keeping up with that anymore. How stupid. How stupid is it? Yeah. Giants are going to be good. I actually do think the Giants are going to be good. Yeah, you know, that's our ally on 11 other grown men to give me to give me happiness. I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, thanks, Tommy. You seems like you're fine. I'll be fine. What are there a lot of tall buildings in New York? They're less than they're used to be. Oh, Jesus. Really? Yeah. Tommy, look, you finished six and surviving. That's top third. Yeah, and it was great. And everyone's like, man, Tommy, you played, you played great and we love you and your reputation and survivors only got up. The tall building thing, I mean, you could say the one thing that's good about Tommy is like, he's way too much for pushing to jump off a building. I've actually said, like, I don't even think I'm physically capable of killing him. Right. So that's great. That's great. If I wanted to, I don't know how to tie a knot. Like, if I wanted to, I like don't have the necessary skills to even figure it out. So we can rest easy knowing that as bad as you want to do it. Yeah. That's so great. I physically can't find the one. Even if I went to the top of the building, they would just be like, and they were like, good, get down. I'd be like, oh, okay, because I respect authority too much. So I mean, with all that said, you have the chance to do the funniest thing tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be it. Real all takes expose. All right, Tommy. Keep your head up, dude. You're going to be fine. Yeah. No, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I get a lot of fall back. Yeah. All right. See you, Tommy. Okay. It was. That was nice. That was really nice to check it on Tommy. Yeah. He seems like he's doing well. Yeah. He just loves. He loves the game so much. 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Robbie Gold's automatic. Robbie Gold. That's what I was saying. Like, doesn't this feel a cock. Cock, cock, cock complete. Cock complete. Doesn't this feel like Titus that it's the free throw stream. If we had Scott show up at the beginning. Right. Yeah. And people forget the free throw stream, we almost finished that in the first 45 minutes. We actually did. Yeah. So we were very clear. Very close. That first group. PFT is great. Robbie Gold is is Robbie Gold. I assume Titus, you can kick an extra point. I can get the ball off the ground. I can kick it 20 yards. Whether it goes straight, I have no idea. I assume Hank can do it. Max, I assume can do it. Yeah, Rick and Jerry can probably do it too. So, but it's just about making 30 in a row. 30 in a row. Yeah. Now, if we get to where does it fall apart? I don't know if I have the right shoes for it. That's what I'm worried about. I feel like Connor Burns is going to Charlie Brown every time. Oh, yeah. Every time every single time. Oh, that group is not doing it. No, you guys got to do it in the first. Yeah. But I think I actually think you guys are going to be able to do it. Six a.m. group's not doing it either. You don't think so? I think they all if they're if they're field goal 25 and Chef Donney steps up. It's going to he's going to do something. Robbie Gold has the go back. I would say Robbie Gold and PFT go back. All right. So yeah, how do we more than six field goals in a row? Mm-hmm. So PFT does six. Robbie Gold does six. Of our soul employee must make kick 15 and 30. So that can be PFT. Mm-hmm. So basically that first weight. So PFT can go six. Robbie Gold goes four. They just need four guys to make they need three guys in PFT to make a field goal. So they can go to 12, get a basketball employee to step in, kick a couple, and then go 12 again. Tate also tweeted 15 and 30 need to be the full field goal operation. Snap hold and kick. Oh, but I think PFT will be able to do that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that's so it's just kidding. That makes it harder. Can the group of like max Titus Hank? I will have to make one. Yeah, really. And you can't. Yeah, it's not that far. Yeah. I'll have to make one of the third. I adopt it. I can't take a field. I can't. I can't take a new Orleans or was that New Orleans where we're doing the field goal? Yeah. Some people just can't. My body can't do it anymore. It's like whistling. Yeah. Can't do that either. You can't. I can't whistle or I can't whistle either, Tom. Is 20 yards? Is that the extra point? That's the old extra point. Yeah, snap it at the three, put it down the 10. That's a chip shot. But for a kicker, it's all it's it's automatic as it gets, but they do miss it sometimes. Occasionally. Like I guess a college kicker or missing an extra point would happen like, but that's with the whole snap and hold and hanging. Yeah. We'll see. I don't know. Okay. So dad a day might be tomorrow. That a day will be tomorrow. Let's just be confident about that. Believe in the boys. Are you preparing for dad a day to be tomorrow? I will be. That's a no. Because you're not right now. I'm not right now. It's not today. Well, how much how much effort are you putting in this data then? If you always I always put in a good amount. Steven, how many how many hours did you hit? Did you do on the road? We have seven and a half hour drive back yesterday. Are you Pittsburgh? Oh, Pittsburgh. We did like two hours stop for lunch. And then I did another like two and a half, maybe 240. And then I'd stop out and was getting. Oh my god. For next year's DK road trip, we should have Steven be the driver. Really? You didn't just do the whole seven in one day. Uh, I switched my wife. She finished. No, no, no, that you can't drive seven hours. No, he can't. He's always said I know he said it, but all right. If you want to go cruise control, all right. If you and I were driving a 11 hour trip, maybe we stop at five and a half hours. If you're driving seven hours and you get to five hours, we're driving 11 hours. It's my car. I'm driving the whole time. Sure. Fine. Fine. But I'm just saying, I'm even twice pro. Well, you can definitely stop it twice. I like to pretend I'm a hard ass and say once, but I probably would actually stop twice and 11, maybe 11 hours, maybe three times just because you probably need gas every three hours. Yeah. So it's probably three. It's probably three stops, but seven, but nothing more than like a 10, 15 minute stop. Right. Seven's a one stop. Easy. I think seven's a one stop. One stop. Easy. Well, small kids got to stretch their legs a little. Okay. So three stops. I think that's a three stops, but it's not tap out at five hours. No, we actually should do this is a challenge. Just send Stephen Chey out and see how far he can tell you it's pretty much exactly four and a half hours. And your neck. Why? It just I get like real tight like I end up holding the wheel like this and like this. I guess he also like he is a bad driver. Yeah. Are you like booking a hotel after four and a half hours? Are you just stopping a stretch? Oh, uh, so Friday night we started the drive we did three hours and then it was another like four and a half in the morning so you did stop that was on the way there I drove the whole way the hotel I don't remember if I drove all the way there maybe I did no actually I didn't did you stop in kion eyes hometown I didn't even see signs for it to be honest huh but I know you guys how far you asked from Pittsburgh and hour okay yeah sure by like the Akron Cleveland that area so let's say you're like five and a half hours away from Chicago and you're driving back home never getting home if you make it four and a half hours and you're ready to tap out but as it turns out like four and a half hours is pretty much the city limit and then the last hours is gonna be traffic in Chicago yeah oh do you can't do it so you can just like get a hotel on the south side yeah are you like are you like I can't I can't do this extra hour of traffic leave the car Uber home he's getting a hotel he's getting a hotel like outside of McCormack I would probably take a very long dinner break like two hours in the city of Chicago oh my god I just probably like at the casino like in Indiana like not far you have to you have to try to get me to take a break yeah you you lack like the like the grit gene because like if I'm in a car ride I just want to get there all the matters get all the matters I do but then I I start cramping up but I think we all do you know it's uncomfortable for everyone to drive that long but you just your car can't even drive for now oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh shit wrong and it could still drive long god is ass fuck god is god damn ass sit this one out Danny Steven hell yeah chay did anything in Pittsburgh standout to you did you like it yeah Pittsburgh school we went to a minor league baseball game with kids who's is fine they know the cookies there's cool thing to do in Pittsburgh milk and cookies yeah it was the minor what's the minor league team thinking of the Washington wild things watching the wild things that's where you went you want to know the wild okay you were in that's pretty much wheeling are they just like loose milk and cookies but it was like a promo is like whatever during the like fifth anywhere ever milk and cookies night yeah cookies but the team they played this is like not even minor league baseball no it's not I don't know some type of it's basically an independent independent yesling but a baseball form like everybody but the team they played was the Sean bird boomers which is like the next town over for me I don't even know how they got gas money to go to Pittsburgh this is a complete nothing team and they're playing five hours away or would have seven and a half hours away how are the milking cookies pretty good milking cookies where the cookies and shit Brandon and I got unbelievable chocolate or ice cream sundaes on Friday night yeah that's how old we are we went to Bloomington where'd you go there's was a chocolate moose chocolate moose yeah it was just like all right what do we what we do tonight ice cream go to some ice cream yeah and you're calling that an old move yeah I think so go to college town it's like not even like hey let's go grab a beer to bar no no let's go let's go to the chocolate move we had ice creams for like kids primarily we had to pass several bars to get to this ice cream yeah we did yeah you guys look happy as fuck we were happy it's good ice cream really good ice cream and we were both in bed I was ice cream mocking you hmm we were in bed within 20 minutes of this picture yeah nothing like eating a higher ice cream Sunday then laying in bed how do you want to say anything about my accomplishment cheeseburgers yeah never a doubt in my opinion it was I knew you were a glutton I was saying it was it's it's by far the most unremarkable inconsequential achievement of my life I felt nothing no pride nothing I just ate it and I was like well there was no fanfare was just like that's it yeah why did I do that again yeah stuck donnie made those really good yeah just totally like why did I do that it does make it more impressive though like there was really nothing in it for you and nothing it's not like you were like oh I'm doing a huge like workout plan on the last day it all be worth it nothing but I was singing back because like Azac asked me like what did you what did you miss out on I was like I missed out on everything this summer I didn't have it like I had no hot dogs no sauces no steaks I went to a I went to my friends barbecue on Sunday and he made like he roasted a pork all day and I was like I'll just take a burger yeah no steak what did you say were you like getting burgers at regularly instead of hot dogs no I did get a couple hot dogs I'd never got a regularly burger but yeah I just so stupid I don't know why I did it I'm never doing it we're committed you were committed you feel like that's admirable burgers back though I do think I did bring awareness to burgers yeah I think that's yeah I'm seeing a more yeah like I'm seeing like restaurants pop up they're giving you quick yeah and cheap so I did it I did it thank you big cat yeah you're welcome what did you break your fast with sure that felt oh steak I had finished oh my god yeah first day after oh so good fasting from yeah non cheeseburgers and I got to a point to like last two weeks ago when we were in Saratoga I got Dr. Dan our guy Dr. Dan his brother brought us some cheese steaks that were unbelievable and I was eating it and I was mad the whole time I was like this is just this should be a burger I should be counting this towards my count that's pathetic it's a pathetic way to live but did you enjoy it more than a burger I enjoyed the steak more yeah of course yeah when do you think you have a burger not for a long time what's a long time at least a couple days okay a couple days probably Friday oh Che how were the burgers when you got home I have had them but they're playing this week we did like we got home at like seven o'clock so it was just like quick dinner yeah okay okay thank you oh T.J. you're back hey guys I talked about the rum of the corgis I sort of was all it just thinking the whole time like Kate would fucking love this right yeah it looked incredible I watched the whole video the woman was as you would say a delight she she was an amazing tour guide and the core so the corgis are just there it's just she's she looks like works in breeding corgis and then she just she just offers that as like a side thing like if you want to come walk through the woods with the corgis and they kind of lead you around like a path you walk for like an hour and a half and you take pictures it's delightful that sounds lovely it was the fucking best it was just before after your football team had the most disgraceful loss of all time I'm not sure what you're talking about I had no internet all weekend it was after it was the day after it was the morning after we have another co-worker whose team had the most disgraceful loss of all time they just had the conference step in and save them from it yeah true so that pissed me off yeah you we should have known to bring when we started texting but we did know we knew but the minute you start texting me I start texting you it's always goes the wrong way you tweeted a screenshot that you were texting Dave and that's when it was you yeah I know you're full no no no no I don't do that it's the big 10s fault so the other day obviously Saturday he ended up FaceTime me after but I had I had gotten Tommy out of bed when it went zero is the first time when it's it when it's it when the game ended yeah I went and got Tommy out of it so come here sit right here and and film me FaceTime me Dave and I FaceTime Dave three times a row and he didn't answer he didn't answer he didn't answer as the third one he's not answering I look up and there goes the ball it's caught I say all right time I go to bed then it reverses and the FaceTime starts and Dave FaceTime is me one time I said no second time I said no third time I answered and he ended up doing the thing but yeah it's brutal but it's coming even if it didn't happen the other night like it's it's gonna be it's gonna be a bad year for those guys it is funny because I was like very much warning muster Michigan to win that game badly and then it obviously didn't go that way and the only silver lining is just watching Dave pissed the whole world off because it is very funny you know you know what he's he's gonna run the play and it's yeah it works so mad you ran the play yeah still running the play I know people I get I get I get hating him but yeah how do you fall for that yeah like it's crazy every time he just runs it and they're just all mmm-hmm gobble it up and get so angry the t-shirts yeah the t-shirt got you got you can Max saying Bryce underwards magic touch give him another show oh man okay what else we got going on well well I don't know oh the Annika thing yeah before we get to that I was saying Kyle and I are still doing stuff for what we are just doing pre-recorded. Yeah, no, I know pre-recorded segments like Rinaldi. Yeah, yes. Yeah. They're just, they think on the desk it's a little wasted or not, you weren't on the desk, but he was on the desk. Just, yeah, they're trying to figure out a way to get more pre-prepreckage stuff and these way. I got Rinaldi so hard this morning. Did you? Oh, my God. Steven, you saw it. I was, I've never, I mean, he Rinaldi's me every time. I thought I'm on the show. Yeah, we had him on the show. And I said, like, oh, what are you going to do? Go to Ann Arbor this week and like find the clock operator and be like, this guy was an orphan and his only friend was a clock. And like, you know, this is the call to everyone. He's like, no, I'm not going to do that. But we do have a very special September 11th with two firefighters like, God, yes. Just, Rinaldi, Rinaldi, me right to my mind. I never, we're in champagne last year, where he, where you and him were the cold table. And he was like, what drives you big cat? Yeah, what's your biggest fear? Yeah. Fuck, man. Yeah. He's special. He's a special, he's a really good listener. And he's got a skill for that where he can just ask you the right question. The question that still sticks to me is the, how, what would you grade yourself as a risk taker, one to 10, can't say five? Mm hmm. Wow. Like, fuck. What did you say? Five and said seven. Yeah. What do you guys think you are? Like three? Yeah. I think you're probably even higher than seven. I'm like, I'm like the three for four. No, you're not. You're not. You're not. You fucking on a whim, moved your entire family to New Jersey. That's a massive risk. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You can look at it like that. So I'm a six, seven. I think you're, you guys both are higher. You're like a literal risk. Aren't you going to skydive into the Arizona bolt? Yeah, it was actually. That's like a literal. Yeah, that is guys have to be higher. Otherwise, we're lower. Yeah. Yeah. Brandon, what were you going to say if it wasn't the Annika thing? What's the Annika thing? I don't know. Well, she posted TikTok today. And I don't know if it's about someone in this office or she says not. She says it was a personal issue. So, yeah, because I think my people readers find like getting better. And I hit the way I had to find out, but listen to this. Okay. So I have known this girl for like probably five months now. And I've always had an off vibe. I'm like, something's just fucking off about this bitch. I don't know what's wrong. Something's off. And people would ask me like, Oh, like, what do you think about like new people in your life? Whatever. And I'm like, I'm like, I don't have this one girl. Like, something's just off. But I feel and I would tell people I feel bad saying that because I can't pin point it. I'm just gonna put it this way. I've never been so fucking right about someone in my life. In fact, I didn't go hard enough talking to people about her. This snake ass fucking bitch. Snake ass fucking bitch. And I'm like, I know it. So, yeah, bummer, bummer that people are shit. But like, my people radar like working now. She seems fine. That's all I needed to see. Okay. Wait, for my personal TikTok, about my personal life, she's probably glad we showed it here then. Well, I mean, that's a public TikTok. Right. You know, I know. So what is it about? Do we know? I don't care if you'll post it. I don't think. What did I think she's gone to do content with the interns, or nothing, or the interns anymore? Or are they arguing about? I don't know. She also was just posting pictures with the dark. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is he the snake? Bigger story. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking counterpart. Oh, is the dread. He's just telling them about the weekend in Nashville, right? That's all he's doing right now. Yes, probably going from person to person. My thoughts are it's about a Chicago influencer, lady. If I had to guess. But I also, I'm so far out of the loop that I thought she was best friends with someone else in this office. Yeah. Yeah. So don't take this could be about you. It could be. That's true. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. Brandon, what are you thinking? There is snake ass fucking bits. Does Reptile Allie have a girlfriend or something? Yeah, it's probably about you. It's hate. I'm sorry. I'm just sitting. Y'all keep saying Brandon, all I'm doing is sitting with my arms. Wait a minute, you've been gossiping. You're the closest to the catable show with her now. Oh, yeah. You sit out and have the tea. You know all the tea. And I'm pretty sure you have like an intricate handshake waterboard. Yep. It's not even that intricate yet. It is. No, it's it's one, two slide. That's all it is. You do a one, two slide with her. Well, it's it's actually one, two, one, two, snap slide. I wish I hadn't done that. 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I don't I'm not. What you're not what? Brandon, do you know something? Are you? It's I'm really see knows like you might know. I'm not comfortable with any of this. I think Anna because personal tiktok is her personal life. That's what I believe. But people like when we do the Jerry Springer episodes, Jerry Springer is dead. Right. There's someone's got to come away. It's a vacuum. Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't know. I think he knows he knows something. It's and it's it and it's weird. You know what? I think you know. I don't know. I don't know either. You definitely know that I was you choosing me of knowing something you know. And that was me accusing you of knowing something I don't know. I wish I knew. But how would I know? And you? How would you think that I know? And you don't know? If somebody would know, you would know. Brandon, have you know, I would be the last person to know have you been vented to in the last week? I'm vented to a lot more than you think I'm vented to buy a lot of people. Interesting. Yeah. The one positive of this is I did tell white boy Rick that he has to tell me everything. Otherwise, he's fired. We'll get him in here. Yeah. Well, he doesn't know shit. But he's very nervous about it. Do you think he doesn't know shit? Oh, he don't he knows. Look at him. Oh, no, no, no, that's being great. I was like, Joe Swanson. What do you know, Rick? You know. He got double dimples. Did he grow out his chin? What do you know? Tell us everything. Tell us, Rick, it's your giant ass in here. There's a crowd gathering like they know. We're gonna find out. Raise your hand if you know who's Jack pointing at Jack cheese pointing at someone. Oh, we still talking about the three. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, shall I? Oh, it's that area. Read nose. Damn. Oh, man, someone's going to have to say something. Oh, here comes smoke. Oh, a smoke stop, dude. I'm getting deja vu. Yeah, this feels I like it. What was a sick that that white? Yeah, it is pow light. Fuck yeah. What was Santa talking about? It's a little grin on your face. Oh, my god. Oh, beach house season three. Rosanna could talking about smokes. What did you do? I did it again. Oh, what did you do? Did it again? Oh, oh, oh, oh, congrats. Stop now. No, I don't. Oh, you can stop now. You have the option to stop now. The two faces out and I could made the TikTok. I don't know why she can't be like why would anyone talk about it? Like she made the TikTok. I mean, you guys sat here and told me I get no pussy in Vegas comparing me to Green Greg. Oh, I just wanted to show you who QB one was. This is his. Is this our phone? You were kidding. I don't think this should. A third employee has been taking now my Nikki's. Wait, hold on, but we've always said you're bad at road games. We all all thought you could you could have sex in the office? That was never a question. So is that what happened again? So it was about Kate. Indeed. Oh, no. So what is in it? Don't have to do? Is she mad at everyone? Okay, which is understanding? But you you were part of the people she's mad at who's everyone? Yeah. And it doesn't have to be. I mean, the TikTok is more at her than me. Okay. Yeah. And her being I'm not I mean, you guys all know I mean, everyone here knows. I don't think we do know because well, unless something has changed. No, no, he had a conversation. Which one like two weeks ago? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were like, Oh, did you do that? Like, I don't care. And I was like, I kind of freaked out because you were the first person. Bring it up so I do know okay, so yeah, so you lied to me. No, I didn't lie. I know you lied to me. I panicked you lied to me Dan, no, I swear What you have to understand like you being like wasn't a lie. It was a panic. It was a panic Well, like imagine like not thinking people know in the first person that asked you about it is big cat Like I was in a state of shock. Well, I think what happened about her than part of the Part of the Austin fallout is that now everyone's got to tell When they know stuff Yeah, huh is it confirmed kill? Yeah Okay, yeah, I was worried that was the case. Yeah, okay, so you want to just wait till Annika comes in and tells us Yeah, okay, I guess Go dolphins I'm an old I'm it is the girl here the lady here the young woman. Not today. No Why is why do the cave like that cave now that oh, it's loaded up huh. Oh, yeah, always People there are moaks. I don't want to pry too much does white boy Rick. No. Yeah. Oh Shit get in here. No, Rick Rick Well read read these to me in here, too Chalk knows everyone here knows was this something happened a long time ago. I Don't want to get into the details been in that long ago. Well, I mean two weeks ago. He panicked I never said I was smart So I had you dead to rights and you panic. Yeah, I shit my leg Who I have to do with this is this person gonna be I Possibly, but again, I don't know what if it were a Personal thing that was just kept off all social media. I'd be like yeah, I don't give a fuck. What did yeah? I don't know why she I don't know why she posted that I have no idea why can't open up the can worms be like whoops No one talk about it. Yeah, I know you two aren't together anymore And you're not romantically involved anymore right you and Annika But it's like the friendship code that nobody else can hook up with you because you guys dated is that like the the rule Is that why the other person's a snake? Yeah, I would assume so okay But like you guys you know who I am like I'm the worst I can't help myself and Greg did it was because it was because of us. Yeah, you guys are free Greg does everybody does so much ass and Toronto that I had to remind you You one was that's all what twisted you have yeah, okay? Yeah, I guess we'll wait for Annika I'm gonna I'll make sure I'm not here for no you're new you can't go anywhere you have to stay at the office Are you the one that's in trouble or is it the other party? That's in trouble in her out like who is she the most you're in trouble, too Right not with me. I'm sorry. Oh, okay. I do my heart stop. Oh my god. That's what I was doing All right, yeah, keep doing that. Yeah, he's definitely more mad at the girl. I mean she's you're doing great You're wrong like she has every right to be but she's definitely more mad at I feel like this is gonna date me again I feel like this should be more like the brandy and Monica video where at the end of that boy's mind They realize that you're the bad guy right. He is the bad guy You're the bad guy has he ever has you ever get it? Who he is though? That's what I'm saying Like this is just natural instead of fish for swimming. Yeah, I didn't smoke for fucking can't dangle meat in front of a wolf Give us something to riff about Did you even say like? Oh, this is so wrong. Do you think you say like? Oh, what's so wrong? But it feels so wrong. Yeah, were you trembling? I was like, I don't know this is a good idea. This is not a good idea But then we shouldn't be doing this. Yeah, but it would feel so good Hey, I mean I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Was it only once? Yeah, it was only once Interesting All right and Rick you know, hey, I put it together when I don't know it's very hard to process Before after I said come me everything after our conversation Brandon Brandon, what do you think Brandon? What do you got for us? He's pacing back there so Brandon probably knows all the finite. Oh, oh, yeah, Brandon's probably known for weeks Yeah Well, that's a very interesting Jersey you're wearing today. It is an interesting Jersey isn't it? Yeah, really fucking is Yeah, I did yeah, oh, yeah, did you hook up with the girl named Dolph? You fucking dude Dolph in You were oh Get it open To the dots. Do you think Annika put that video out to just do you think she wants this to come out? Well, no, we explicitly talked about how we didn't want this to be on the yak And then she posted that video I'm like wait, yeah, I can't be you didn't have to come in here and say that What do you mean? It's an honorable of you. Yeah. I mean like I I didn't want this to be this But you you could not have it be this by just In a city with millions of people. I'm taking them down to respectfully. Oh God I know but like you know who I am like it's it's been this way since the day I Be in there. Yeah, I'm trying. No, you're not. I've been seeing a girl now. I'm on the better things. It's a girl now I know I need a settle down, but I'm just I am who I am Greg didn't go on such a tear in Canada. Oh, what a tear. I think it's happened before that This was a while ago, right? Oh, so but you frame this as though you're responding to green Greg. Yeah. No, he said he's saying that it's our fault I thought this was before Greg. It was before camp pre-grig He panicked before camp. Yeah, wait. It was pre-emptive. It was pre camp. He knew what was coming from Greg You could sense it. You're like I get ahead of this this got you saw me like this guy's going to get a ton of Canadian pussy Zah keeps hitting me with the dance back there He's dancing back there. I love it. All right. I guess we'll wait for Annika. All right. Thanks God bless Don't go far I won't Is it is it that is that the hands? Is that the hand smokes? Oh my god, well, I did not see that coming It's always nice that like when these things happens we kind of just get the day off. Yeah, but we need an I don't know what I can say I still don't know who it is. I don't have to commentate this situation. Okay, Kate. I'm with you. I'm completely lost Okay, but Brandon were you text what you guys like a text? Yes, please. Yes. I don't understand. Okay, if you can't put it together now folks I'm so far out of the loop You can't read the text as as it has to be reported from Annika on the show, right? I'm going to go to the bathroom and you can text me then So I won't react on air who wants an individual text. I wouldn't Send me an individual text. I haven't seen said purse while I'm in the bathroom You guys being so unsure is making me second-guess myself. We've been on pretty positive. I know who it is How do you always know shit? Well because he said they're not Jackie. No, she doesn't know this. 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Where was yeah, there's a lot of mad boyfriends at me. Where was the concert medicine square? Never been he does like a full residency there. I guess already shows in a row. It's that's absurd. It was a good I knew a few songs I hope I'd prefer my first time a medicine square garden to be for anything else, but I have You're good boyfriend. I try she was really excited. Yeah, that's a dream concert Yeah, it was great. Is it is it wrong of me to have lumped in Anniversary Ann birthday anniversary is the first birthday is the sixth so you got her the Harry Styles for the birthday. What for the anniversary? Well, it was kind of Yeah, you fucked up. Well, no, but I got other things, you know, yeah, no you Was there what do you mean anniversary one year? Oh That's something Kyle that's okay. Is it? What do you mean is okay? Fine. Yeah, what are you what are you saying? It's not enough? Oh, I thought that was for But that's what being married. Yeah, well, that's what I mean. That's why it's just happened in well That's but that's what I'm doing. Oh, it would have been a little much if it was just anniversary But if I make it a birthday and anniversary thing also, I didn't know what to get for a big gift Wait, your anniversary is what day first September. Yeah, do you guys get married before that? Yeah They didn't have a grand post, but we weren't even serious when we got married. Oh, yeah, that's right That was wholesome and sweet. Oh, what's going on? I don't there's a little balloon It's just max. Oh, he's back. Yeah max back It's gone for two weeks. Is he a bondage? Why do you have he's a new man? Oh, yeah What's he in France? Oh, he was getting free. He's gonna he's gonna get in and could talk all right He was in France and he's gonna jump off the ice room For two weeks who and how hacked his Twitter It wasn't a hack. Oh, it wasn't my best. This is literally just open in the PMT studio So memes in Zach. We're we're tweeting from it pretty simple. Oh Stephen give us something to to get going here Yeah, I'll ask how long she's on time to make to meet balls Oh, the maybe let's go light Yeah, let's go light on the subject of weeners going into things. How about the Toronto bluja is with the hotdog What a what a segway what a promotion unbelievable. I didn't see it pretty cool. My help pretty fucking cool You can see the weeners going to the the bun. No. Oh my god. Every stadium has to do this. Yes. It was so cool And I was really proud of them. They really nailed it. Oh I saw this but never watched it all the way out. I just thought that thing floated forever. No, it's good teamwork here It did that so fast. Yeah, that's the resolve of the Canadian people Look at that. That's pretty cool. It looks delicious. I just pictured all the hot dog grillers in the stadium being like fuck Yeah, we're going to a game tonight. Where are you guys going? What sucks bang thumbs in town. Oh, Jake. Jake, make me a nice. Why did they stop by? He's coming tomorrow Oh nice. Yeah, you can do the gauntlet. Oh, I don't know. Has he done it before? I haven't asked which team he's bringing I'll say but we got a couple of pirates in the house Lucas really really wants Brian Reynolds Annika says he'll she'll be here in 10 There is Megan did it. Yeah, let me let me say who who are you bringing? The world record. Yeah, let's get the entire burrito is 31 seconds. I just saw a chicken do it Yeah, I don't know. Can we not show it to you? Because Guinness correct Steven J had the worst reaction ever on this video. He said it was gross. It's if I told you there was a World Record burrito eater and then it's a pretty attractive woman and she is Not even like biting or like she just She's just kind of deep-throated and Stephen was like ew Hmm, it's gross, and she also did it like not she didn't like spill anything. It was crazy She's literally inhaling it. Well, she was going for the record. Yeah, no credits are heard like you show a picture of her Is she hot? Yeah, cuz I think that matters. Yes, that matters for sure like yeah, Steven was like ill gross Do you want to be more lady like Steve and it has nothing to do with her? And just I just don't want to see a person eating a burrito super fast Like can you imagine if she was mowing a lot at the same time? Stephen would drive off the road. Yes, Stephen. Are you mad that a male doesn't have this record? No, I don't I don't think this should be a record that's gross and also how are you objectively waiting it? Oh So genuine My goodness Yeah, I could watch her eat I Said ill to that yeah Eating a burrito that fat like what I have the same theory like the hot dog eating competition You have the same aversion. I don't watch those Any I'm with you. I'd rather her just stand there than What also the hot stuff if you're tuning into that you are willingly opting in being like all right I want to turn on you know, whatever it's on you spin and be like all right. I want to watch these guys Have a ton of hot dogs in 12 minutes or watch that fucking giant dude have a two gallons eliminated in five seconds But this is just like this is a Twitter timeline. Don't I don't want that on here. What about Deutsch? Just do it's discussed you no He's awesome. Do it. I mean if she's drinking a ton of beer. I want to see how to yeah So it's more burrito centric than I think it's just the burrito. Okay. That's just a bit much Our dudes have pissed about this I Think everybody I think everybody's first inclination is that they could do it. Yeah as well The U10 I couldn't from Dallas could do that. Yeah I don't think I knew we can do it that cleanly. She know anything around her mouth. It wasn't dropping anything How fast do you guys think green Greg could do this? He could he could beat up. Let's get him to do it before the end of the show as long as there's no one talk some right now I'd be like zoom in and I want to see how fast you need a breed. I don't think we have enough time, but he can't do tomatoes Hey me him eating that footlong one was a call to bite before he got to the bun. Get a burrito Get no bun. No bun. It's unbelievable Ray's going to bowling green. Isn't he is he going to do that's where their next trip is to then he found out they were orange Is it true his mom chewed his food for him till he was 15? Yes, that's what I was like a weird like he broke his jaw or something Greg, you're live on the yak. Um, did you see the video of the woman breaking the record eating the burrito in 31 seconds? Yeah, you could beat that right? Well, you're gonna have to try Greg big cat. We all thought you could beat it When do I have to try right now? How close do you live to like a Chipotle or Cudoba? Okay, I literally just got back from once that's not that's a tough break, but you can do it All right, so you're going to go you don't think you can beat that How much needs to be in the burrito not you don't get it so Did you see the video of the woman who did it? Yeah, I saw it. She's like a hot chick, dude. That's not the type of person that should be good at this Okay, like if she could do it you could do it Greg, how fast can you get a burrito? There's a Chipotle finance away done. All right, so zoom in from the Chipotle You can just go single meat. I Guess you really that's all I need to do. Yeah, what? Oh Yeah, rice bean single meat God do rice meat less cheese. Yes, yes, yes, add some foods and make it harder as long as it's a good idea Greg All right, so zoom in T.J. Will send me the zoom zoom in when you're there and order your burrito Greg But Greg you might need to get like an employee to hold the camera for you Yeah, you have to do it there I don't need it an employee questioning me and Greg this is just this is kind of in a burrito This is you are talking forget the rest of the show. This is your time Okay, you understand me like this is this could be it like fucking crucious. All right, yeah Okay, this is this is the moment for you all right All right All right, all right, all right, all right. He's got a lot of just that much Titus he acts like Outside of the people that voted for him to win. Uh-huh Like he doesn't think you're like a believer. I know every time I call him he's stunned by it, but I Call him all the time It's weird in your eyes. He was second in line of people that should work here. Right. He should fucking love big Yeah, I threw my way behind a counterburns again And again you guys you guys only voted for him because you were told you had to I put him and that almost convinced you to vote and it all but And I liked him so much when they came to me and said you must vote for Greg I was like yeah, I might Greg was dead third from Connerbirds had his camera up pointed at Greg and asked him a question and Greg goes is this a video? I love Greg, but it's three and a half minutes for the breathalyzer. It's gonna be a disaster Absolute disaster. I tried to give him a pep talk. I don't think it's gonna. He just had lunch He's gonna have this moment here. Oh, I just don't know and god damn it. We're gonna keep trying to forget it too Yeah, I don't know it's gonna be in the most inconsequential thing. Yeah Like the camera's not gonna pick it up like someone Like TJ switched the camera at the wrong time and we didn't see it. It's like a full-court shot and it's like fuck we missed that We're gonna have Annika drama soon, but it's gonna be interrupted by. - Right. - Maggie did it for me to that one. - That is so perfect. That was a great turn. - Perfect, yeah. All right, Stephen, good job. You got us going on something. Give us something else. That was how we, that's how we go. - What if he actually does it? - No. - No. - Or like puts up like a really good-- - He's a perfect-- - He's talking about Greg. - I know, but just like, I've never time myself eating brewed. I couldn't come closer. - Oh, it took him longer to eat a hot dog. - But what if he's just a beast, non-hot dog? - Greg, what would you-- - Let's see if anything-- - Successfully. - I mean, if you look at that guy, you're like, he could probably eat a bream pretty quick. - Yeah, but he's probably a hot dog too. (laughing) - But maybe you just have something about that? - There's just no way you show someone a picture of Greg and a picture of that woman. And-- - Who can eat if that's-- - And anyone says that woman's gonna eat fat. - Unless you know Greg is. - Yeah. (laughing) - And then you know-- - Oh, wait. Is that green Greg from Barstall Sports? (laughing) - Does he come short on everything he's ever done? - He's minus 400 in that matchup, pregame. - Yeah, for sure. - Rutgers U-Mess. - Yeah, one of my boys favorite. (laughing) - Oh, he's got the fireworks roll. - Oh, oh, okay, here we go. - Hey, Annika, you're gonna fire it. - Oh, on it. - How are we doing? - Lovely, how are you? - Great, you're right there. - Hey, girl. - Hey, girl. - So, this is obviously about Conor Bedard. - That's exactly what I was asking about, yeah. Really cool time, really good experience, yep. What's going on with the TikTok? - My TikTok is about my personal life. I didn't say anything about Nick and that. I didn't say anything about any guy and that. I don't know how we drew that conclusion from that. I'm busy editing the Brandon Walker College football show in Annika Christie Gossip Show. I don't know who Nick slept with. That's all I have to say. - Episode three tomorrow. - But Nick-- - Episode three today. - I smoked, came on, and basically was like, yeah, she's pissed at me and I did it again. So he already kind of said everything. - Okay, well, I don't-- - So was that not about? - No, I don't know, I didn't say anything about Nick. You can watch the TikTok. I didn't say anything about a guy and that TikTok. So I don't-- - No, I know, he said that you're more mad at the girl he slept with than him. - Who happens to be a coworker? It's basically what he said. - I don't know. - He said a lot. - He did say a lot. So that's about someone outside of this office? - Yep. - Who? - Really? - Yep. - So it's coincidental. - Everything I post on my TikTok about my personal life all the time. I said it's a girl that I know and that's true. It's a girl that I know. That's that. - So why are you upset with the girl? - It's not what she did. - It's unrelated. It was on my private TikTok page. Usually my personal life doesn't get brought into this. I don't expect to have to explain this. I never have to explain that to my TikTok audience. My TikTok audience is females who sit there and say, oh my god, totally get it girl and that's that. The end of that. It's not that deep, it's not that serious. But I don't know, so yeah sure Nick slept with someone in water's wet. I mean like. - True. - Yeah. - True. - Okay. - He seems to think it's about him. - Well then you're saying-- - I don't know. I haven't talked to him about that. - You're just separating things. There's this situation going on with a girl who's a snake and then also there's the smokes thing and they have nothing to do with each other. - I don't know. I don't know why Nick came on here and started talking. I really don't. I don't-- - It's like that Carly Simon song, Kate. - Mm-hmm. - He thought the TikTok was about him. - You're so vain. - That's right. - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - He thinks the world revolves around him, Kate. - That is true. - That is true. - It is true. - It is true. - Okay. - Now, Annika, what do you say to the people that really, really, really like Annika a lot? And we like really fucking like her a lot. And we want to support her. And we want to support her content that she puts out. - I say, I say. - And we're also getting pretty fucking frustrated that you don't tell us anything. That we read all the blogs you put out trying to get some tea. And there's never any tea. - Can I talk to you? - And we're watching the TikToks and there's never any tea. - And I tell you what-- - And I want to subscribe to the-- - I tell you what for us-- - To the gossip show, but there's no tea to be heard. - It's so thirsty. - It frustrates me that a lot of you know the answers to the questions you're asking me. You know the answers. I don't know why you're pulling me on to answer the questions you're asking right now. - Well, 'cause we have no-- - You know the answer. - But we have nothing to do with this story. - I don't either. - Well, no, when you posted it-- - That's not related. That's not related. - Okay. - I've always posted about my personal life on TikTok. You can go back years and years and years. And you will see that I've always posted TikToks like that. I did not mention a coworker in that video. - So is your stance at Nikki Smokes as the one to-- he should be the one to say it? - He can say it if you want-- I don't care. I really don't give a shit if he comes out and says it or if he doesn't. It's not my business. - Okay. Okay. Well, that's fair if it's not. It doesn't have anything to do with the office. That's fair. - And for one last time, I'm going to go edit the Brandon Walker College football show in Anacocrystie Gossip Show. And that is that. - Love it. All right. - Shout out Conor Bedard. - Is Brandon using you to get closer to Conor Bedard? - You know what? - We were already doing the show before she met Conor Bedard. - Yeah, but did you-- did you-- - One might argue that you didn't acknowledge the show until I was with Conor Bedard now. - Ooh. - Interesting. - How long you been doing the show for? - Who's she talking to? - What are we at? Three weeks? - Yeah, three weeks. - Three weeks. - I have acknowledged the show. I've had many retweets and reposts. - Who does that, you? - Yes. It got done by Brandon Walker organization. - There we go. - There we go. - Shout out Ebo, shout out Cody. - No, he's not. - Katie Stats, Katie Stats. - Katie Stats is number one. Ebo is number two. - Okay. - And the Brandon Walker organization, total poll. Yes. - Wait, I'm kind of out of the loop. Did you go out like dancing with this phenom? - Conor Bedard. - Oh, this is at a house party. - Love it. - Yeah. I was with all the besties. They're all my best friends. - Fuck yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - Did you get a snap? - Hmm. - I did not get a snap. No, I did not. - Do I want to be Conor Bedard's friend? Yeah. - Yeah. - Sure, sure. - Are you gonna use Hanukkah to have that happen? - Yeah, probably. - Yeah, probably, probably. - You should. - Yeah. - I'll use it. We already talked about this. He uses my connections. - I'm trying to get you some handsome cops with my boys. That's what we're doing. - Yes. - All right. - Okay. - All right. - Hanukkah. - Lovely to talk to you all. - Hmm, I don't think she really believed that. - I don't. - No. - No. - And she doesn't think it was lovely to talk to us. I also think it was about Mickey Smokes. - I think they'll talk about it. - What's the? - What's the? - He smokes. - Why is the cave all around? - I think the cave should host the fucking show. - Yeah. - Yeah. - What are they having their own show over there? - I hate people over there. - They're the jury. - What if we give them, you know, like CNN has like a cryon that goes across the bottom? - Oh, yeah. - What if we gave them a little cryon that they could type stuff that goes across the bottom? - Oh, what if, how many shares we got? - No. - We just need like six of them to sit in here and somebody has to say it. - This happens way too often with this company. - Yeah. - This exact thing, where someone has a bombshell. They drop the bombshell, and then as it's about to hit, they're like, oh, I don't want to do this. - That's my frustration is like, if you're gonna, and listen, if Antica says it's not about this office, then I can't be like, you're lying. Like, she posts it, but like, you can't post something, and then be like, I don't want to talk. - Right. - If you don't want to talk, just never post about it. - I feel like that happened with Montoya in Austin, too. - Yeah. - Everyone was just like, when the truth comes out. - Just don't, and then I was like, what does that mean? - Yeah. - Even if it was out of office and art offense, she has been caught in the drama recently, so she would have had to have known people would assume. - Of course, it's not a crazy assumption for us to be like, oh, what's this? What are we talking about? And also Nikki spoke, kind of, came on and contradicted it. - Yeah. - But I could also see him just looking for an excuse to say that he did it. - And also, probably, Andy has probably mad at him for many different things. - Smokes did not want to come on here and say the exact same. - Yeah. - He really did it. - We had to fucking pull it out of him. - Fuck, I'll do it. Fuck. - He told me, I don't want it. - You have a good, you'll be one line. - Yeah. - You guys are gonna fucking corner me. I'll say it. - Fucked, all right? - And he couldn't have come on here and lied, because we would, he couldn't have. He just couldn't have lied. - All right, well, now we wait for Greg, I guess. I don't know. - Now we're gonna do it for you then. - You can lie. - You really can't. - Just never post about it. - People are bound to. - Oh, gee. - That was fun. (laughing) - Steven, this is you guys. - Hey, Greg. - You Steven thought it was disgusting at the very hot woman, deep throwing a burrito. Now we have greens right now. - Don't worry about it, Greg. That was fast, dude. - Greg. - That might be the world record for getting a burrito. - Greg, you got this. - Dude, I think I, like, (laughing) - The camera keeps falling. - Greg, you got to get someone to film you. - Greg, the camera's falling. - Greg, get an app can hold there or something. What do you got to prop up on right now? - I think just ask. - I asked someone to film there. - There's somebody there eating that you could ask to film. - It's not seeing new citizens. - Yes, my name. - Tell them it's for Guinness. World record. - Tuesday. - Tuesday. - Oh, it is Tuesday. (laughing) - I don't know what he want me to do. - It is, get someone to film, please. - It's actually moving. - For, for real. - Yeah, why is it moving? - I don't, it's like the, - Do you have your phone on like an orb? - And it's propped on a water that you're inevitably gonna drink during this. - Oh, it's got Greg tracking technology. - Oh, right. - I don't know what to do. - What happens when you need to wash the burrito down? - Yeah. - I don't know, it's propped up on my water. - That's right. - I know. - You're gonna need the water. - I can ask this guy coming out. - Yeah. - Oh my god. (laughing) - Maybe, I don't know what way he's going. I can ask him. - There has to be something you can use to prop up the camera, Greg. - I didn't think. - What? (laughing) - I said I did it, didn't I? - No, I said I didn't think. - Hey, sir, I got a question. (laughing) - Did you hold this camera for me real quick? You can just put it on me. It won't be real quick. This is good 31 seconds. Thank you, sir, and thank you, sir. What's your name, sir? What's your name? Nick? He's gonna set a world record Nick. Oh, my name's Greg by the way. We're gonna try to break the world record. Does he have 31 seconds to spare? Do you have 31 seconds? Sure, yeah, it's that sure. All right. Love it. Great. Great. All right, Greg. You count us down. There we go. All right Wait, okay, three, two, one. Okay, first bite. Ah, that's just water. That's too quick. That's five seconds. I Mean really got to get in there, Greg. Oh, Nick. Stop talking. Nick, do you think he's gonna get it? You're halfway through Greg. 15 seconds. Good. Faster. Oh, he just did it. You got it. Do it all right now, Greg. Yeah, I got to do it all now. Yeah, you still got time. You got to go 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Greg, you got to go now. You got to go now. You got to run. You got to finish it. You got to go. You got to go. 12 seconds, Greg. Two bites. He did it in two bites. Now we're gonna see how long? Oh, what? Yeah, he's almost there. Almost there. How you got to finish it? We want to see the actual time. Nothing has been swallowed yet, because this will be a baseline. We're going to do this in there. We're going to do this every day until you get it. It's our new fault. All right, do we let Nick go? Unforning. Oh, no, no, no, no, Nick, are you good? I'm good to stay. Oh, Greg. Yeah, this is good for science. A good baseline. Yeah, I just ain't got it. All right, keep going. The issue is in your appetite. It's your mechanics. It's going to be my PB. This is like, I feel like the Bruno's getting bigger. It does become more daunting. It belongs to you. Go on. Stop. Stop talking, Greg. You got to eat. I can't just show food in my mouth. That's what eating it. Yeah. I can't eat. I just show food in my mouth. Nick, how's it looking from your end? Is he doing okay or is this tough to why? I mean, he's through most of it. He's just got to finish the second half, which is always the hardest. Yeah, absolutely. I didn't say Nick. He knows his shit. Yeah, actually, I was just here to, no, ironically, not a burrito. But I was here to get a burrito bowl. Usually I do. Usually I do. But this I can't pass this up. I want to see how this goes. Yeah, Nick. Will you be back at Chipotle same time tomorrow? I can't promise that. I don't really live around here. This is just happenstance. I don't even mean to come to this one specifically. Oh, wow. It's serious. Greg, go. Greg, we're talking to Nick. You're in a speed challenge, Greg. Every bite. He cocked his head back. Every bite. Let's go. Don't talk. Don't stop talking, Greg. Do you not have mullers? Nick, he'd probably keep the cup on you while you do it. Yeah, he said I'm walking to the table. Oh, no. We'll talk a second for that. Let us. Nick, what brings you to this part of town? Just for work. I was working over a target. I just came by here from a lunch break. Can I just be here? I don't worry. I'm already leaving the store. I always use my lunch for last night. I just go home. Smart. Oh, you're only keeping them from going home to his family, Greg. It's fine. It's all right. It's quite the drive. This is Andrew watching this. This is fun. It's good. Almost there, Greg. No, I'm not. I think you can one bite the rest. All right, Greg, you got it. Give us your biggest bite yet. It's gotten bigger. It has. Yeah. The burrito keeps getting it expanded in the. Uh-oh. It's an optical illusion. Oh, no. It gets bigger in his mouth, too. He takes like a small bite, but then like his cheeks like slowly get big. It expands with the lives. He's used for three minutes at a time. And he just keeps talking about don't you? Dude, I think I could eat a burrito faster, not even doing like speed. Yeah, just like sitting down or make a low of life. Yeah. Greg, what'd you have for lunch earlier? I went and had to sit down lunch with my dad. That wasn't easy. Stop talking. More eating. Go, Greg. Again, wrong. Wrong answer. What did you have for lunch? Sit down with my dad. Okay. There we go. Oh, Nick. Good support. I wish we had a third camera, a second camera. Nick, are you going to be upset if he spuse? Seconderoo in the day? No, because at least he tried. Yeah. I love it. You're a positive guy. Yeah, really good guy. Like it. Yeah. People say probably he's probably the worst one to draw just because they're they're tortillas are so tough. Yeah. What would be the best so long? It just feels like you're chewed on paper after a while. Where's the best one, Nick? What do you think? I mean, I don't know many good like chains, but if I had to say, I really like mose. Oh, is there one here by? Greg, Greg, go to mose and call us back. It makes me why I used to live, but I don't really think there any any around Kansas City that I'm aware of. What brand? Every bite is like you're chewing gum. I'm in here and say who it is. Okay. But it's not it's a it's the chewing. People on fear factor eat a live animal quicker than this. All right. That's so much preta left this is. I honestly, maybe I'll do that tomorrow, just like if you do do this tomorrow, I do recommend not eating anything before. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I would make it. I have no idea. Greg, I do. I thought he had the 31st. I think if you have an empty stomach, you're shaving a lot of time. I gave out so fast. Also, maybe bringing your own water because those water cups are tiny. Yeah, Nick. I'm not going to throw out this yet. Nick's the man. Yeah, it is. I don't know if I'm ever going to be a pro Nick. You never know to you try. Yeah, it's right. Come on, Greg. Yeah, it's Greg. Oh, one more bite realistically. You just got one right here. 31 seconds from now. Greg. Six 40. Yeah. All right. 30. Only about 14 times. All started at seven minutes. Yeah. That was all warm up. We'll do 31. Starting five seconds. Is it hot? Yeah, what's the matter? No, it's starting now. You got to go, Greg. You got to go. You got 20 seconds, Greg. You got time, Greg. We're starting it now. Greg, it's got to be now. I'm going to do 31 seconds, Greg. Let's see what he can do. We'll start at seven 30. I Greg now. All right, Greg. Here we go. There we go. I'm going to make it to 801 three two one go. Oh, Greg. Oh, go. You can take a bite. Go, Greg. Go. Go. Oh, come on. Oh, all right. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. No, no, no, no, swallow it all, Greg. That's gonna be the hardest part. You might need to take some out, put it in your pack. Yes, no water left. No, no, in the store. Let's go, Greg. No, he's gonna spit it out. Follow him, Nick. Follow him. He spit it out, man. Don't let him spit it out. Okay, all right. Oh, he is. He's got it. He's got it. So if he, if we had done 31 seconds, it's six 30, seven minutes, seven 30. All right, 31 seconds. Eight minutes from now. He's still wouldn't have done it. We'll start the clock in five, four, three, two, one, go. I love how he uses gravity to help. It's a little bit. All right. Oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What just felt? What do you think? It was a glare. No, he's got a family. Why are you talking to him? There's a family. It's like you're doing bad. Fans. They're fans. Yeah. Fanfare. I got 31 now. What now? Go. Starting now. Wash it down twice. If you can get 931, we'll count it. Right, he got a swallow. It's, it's growing at a rapid ace. Yeah, it's inflating in his mouth. It's like an order. Um-hum. 10, 9. Look at that focus in those mediums. Five for world record. Wars. Three. two. One. Nope. Still did not do it. Oh god, you know, you know, so much food during two. All right. Nine thirty two. Mr. Bye. Second. Thank you, Nick. Thank you, Nick. Everyone's telling Nick. You're the man. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. All right. Woo. That was hell. Yeah. Do you think Nick was on to something about the thickness of the tortilla? Yeah. So you want to. So great. So tomorrow during the day. Yeah. What do you think you can get? How much time do you think you can shave off this? Yeah. Uh, go to mose, maybe. Well, you can be hungry or tomorrow. Yeah. We'll be hungry. Oh, take it back. Yeah, Greg. Go take it. I go hybrid. Take the rest of the day off. Greg. Realistically six minutes. You can get six minutes tomorrow. I'm going to say over. Yeah, I would like to. You set the line. I don't. I'm not good at that. I don't know how to leave. Leave. So are you stuck in the outdoor section of Chipotle? Yeah. Try the base. What? Greg, you don't have to. Wait. Did you get locked out? Shout out Nick. How did you get in there? Through the front door. And there's no way out. Nick had to jump the fence. It's not just me. Okay. I'm also staring at me right now. That's okay. Okay, Greg. Greg did great. Yeah. You did. Greg. Greg job. Oh, my god. That's a great job. Really great job. You can do better tomorrow. Be hungry tomorrow. Go to mose. What all did you get in the burrito Chipotle? I would lose them going into the car. His ears got very pink after that. Yeah. He allergic happens to him. Yeah. Greg. Okay. Okay, Greg. Great to see you, dude. Food coma for tomorrow. Yeah. I think he's got to keep going until he gets to like at least two minutes every day. That I would love to see what just his gradual improvement. Yeah. You get charted. Breast of the week he's doing this. Was that more or less disgusting than the woman eating it? Well, that we know we're opting into. All right, Greg's going to all right. I don't want to tune in and watch Greg you to burrito. I don't want to, you know, see an NFL news fight videos. I don't want to see someone inhaling a burrito. Twitter. Oh, playing more disgusting things on Twitter. Chey. Twitter shows like murder is on the day. And like a rose of people in their personal life. All right. I just texted Greg. I said, plan on doing this every day this week. Until he breaks 30 seconds. Yeah. We got to get him so far. I do want to see if he gets bet. I think what's going to happen is tomorrow get better than Thursday. He'll get worse. He will not get better. No, from from not being hungry. They're like, no, there's got. It's got to be 30. But like it is forgetting who it is. Yeah. He added stuff to the burrito. Also, why did he do that? Today was best case. He found somebody willing to film tomato. Yeah. He's Greg. He's so Greg. All right. We do this brand in this episode of spots by blue. You guys look around any table of dudes is table your group chat your Sunday crew. Statistically, somebody at that table wants no needs to be having better sex. Blue chew gold is better sex and a tablet. They combine four ingredients into one powerful solution. Two ingredients get you hard physically and two support arousal and desire in the brain. It works fast and last up to 36 hours in your system. 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I'm afraid chef not he might be full of shit. Oh no. I walked over to the bathroom a second ago. He looked at me with a disapproving look on his face. I said what he said. You guys are cowards. Nobody says anything around here anymore. I'm going you want me to come on there and say who it is. I'll come do it. And I said sure, Donnie, come do it. You want it. Come do it. Came back set through that went to get him. He has disappeared. He has disappeared from earth. He's not in this corner. He's not by PMT with max. He's not anywhere. He knows that I've asked him to do it. And he has now disappeared from earth. In his defense, he could just be like playing in the mud somewhere. But he was sitting right there. I'm in a tree. He's squirrely. He was sitting right there. It's tough to nail down. We did ask him. And you said once Greg's done eating the burrito will come get you. And maybe he just got sick of waiting. I said for Greg to. Who was it? Well, Chef Donnie said we're cowards and won't say anything. He's going to come on here and say who it is. And again, we're saying who, what are we saying the name of? Is this our place? That's a good question. No, that's why none of us are saying it. Chef Donnie was Chef Donnie called us cowards. Nobody says anything. Cowards. I like being a coward. What's up Donnie? You see it, man? So, so Donnie, you think we're all cowards? Well, I don't know. I just say, you know, this place used to be a place of business where people will talk about things, you know? Well, that's not really the actual place. So we talk about who we're upstanding. It was. It was. It was. It used to be a radio show radio host. Yeah. It used to be a radio host. Why do you look so young right now? You do look young like a boy. Yeah, you look like a boy. You do look like a boy today. I saw Kyle last night. I was spying on him. I hated that. Yeah, you said pictures of Kyle. Yeah, late at night. What happened? You saw him look very close to me as well. I saw him getting a concrete mixer. Yeah, I saw him getting ice cream and Kyle. No, Kyle. Oh my god. Kyle. Oh my goodness. Did you see the black dude run into me? No, I didn't. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't change the topic. That's an interesting topic though. It was. That's a great. That's a great case for the eyes. I thought he was going to try to fight me. Compare me to a steel beam. He was like, was that you or a steel pole? So it turned into a compliment for you. It was. Is this real? That was real. Kyle. I was not getting a concrete mixer nor was that you didn't see me at any location. I did. I saw you at a restaurant. I was walking the perimeter of art music festival. So I could hear the music without having to enter the festival. Well, did you get ice cream last night? No. You were pacing like a hungry man. That was a hungry wall. It's not starving. Get a concrete mixer. What's that? No, I saw him outside of a restaurant, concrete pacing. He was looking like he was hungry. I did. You had your hands and you made up the concrete man. He did. I made up the mind. How was he walking hungry? His hands were in his pocket ready to pull his wallet and pay for him. He just looked hungry. Anyway, I don't know. Smokes is not around. So if he was an MIA, he'd probably be able to say what's going on. I feel like I should ask his permission first. He's MIA. I he's missing. Yeah, I don't know. He's been hiding for 20 minutes. But if he gives me permission to talk, it's not my business to tell. It's I'm what Jersey was he wearing? All friends, I think. Where do they play? You have no idea what hard rock. No. I don't know. Was he hard as a real guy? The seminar. You're right. Hard rock. They own the hard rock. The seminal tribe does. Yeah. What? Isn't that not facts? Well, seminal's the only hard rock. I can do anything. I don't know. It's a fun fact. I guess. I think so too. But if Smokes says I can say it, I'll say it, but you know, but that's that's all I got. Interesting. So there you go. But he's where is he? He's missing an action. He's at my A. Oh, he's at my A. Got it. Interesting and he really did wear that jersey because of that. Uh-huh. I Thought it was they've retired Pat White's number. I thought that was no. I thought he's supportive I think he's being cheeky because of where they play the city they Now I get it So Just like you know say it are they but have you seen either of the angry parties? No, I haven't seen party yet. I don't see people in it all today. Are you just a guy who doesn't give a fuck anymore? Who's that? Like this is unlike you, I think to kind of just say it. What do you mean? Never mind, man. You ever have facial hair, don't you? Yeah, Mark. I did You had a beard here. I had a beard here. Yeah, I just look good I what said you look younger what I now. I'm trying to picture as it cuz you Boys, but you've always been clean. I always do a clean shave, but I had to come I had to go T once last year Around Christmas time and it wasn't good. It's really light. No, it's dark colors light. Yes. Yeah, yeah What do you mean was dark? What was dark about it? It's the way I look to look like a like evil. Yeah I didn't look light at all. I looked on inspiring. Yeah But it was a cool look. I would say it was a cool look. It was a motorcycle look health angels that kind of shit Is not when you're in your motorcycle kind of phase. Yeah, you still have your chopper now pot head motorcycle phase I got out of that why dangerous dangerous combo. You're not a Scare to danger guy. No, but motorcycle isn't unwarranted danger. It's like so credit to Paffer being it's scary Shout out Pat from the New York office. Yeah, the motorcycle show. Oh, it's awesome. Today. Oh, it's badass. It's hard It's yeah, Chef Doddy said you weren't your MIA. I Said you were missing. I didn't try to do well I was in the studio recording. We're doing like a surviving recap got it. Yeah, why are you wearing that Jersey? Transparently, I sweat through my first t-shirt, but now it's kind of a dead giveaway What part of it like the thing like NFL score bugs? Oh What would be the dolphins? I think MIA Miami. Okay. Yeah, and that's but Annika said she's not mad at you for that I don't like I've been recording so I really don't know what was said, but um She's ripped me a new asshole as she should which is more than fair But that video is definitely 100% about What we're talking about right now got it. Okay. You're serving Carly Simon I thought yeah, yeah, all right. They brought that up today. That's not really. Yeah, Stevie nix. No, no Carly Simon. Yeah, Stevie Nick Smoked thanks whispered to me am I fired No, I I've said the you can do what you want, but it can't affect people being able to work here. So we'll see We didn't do it on like my laptop It's a battle royale at this point He's just so dumb so goddamn dumb. He's so dumb How many people live in the city of Chicago so many so many right cuz I feel like I see a lot when I'm walking around Like 50 tons of pounds and it's also like it goes. There's so many people like two men. I can't like Like smokes has a little bit of fame going to a bar Probably is pretty easy to should be so easy. That's what Greg did in Toronto Yeah, what's in and is it the rush? I don't know I've said it's like they got sorry It's okay. No, no, we want to hear what you have always like the guy that sells reptiles and he could have done it for legally Then he decided to do it for the rush. You know that guy exactly like that. That's a good no idea That's what I literally was about to say. It's like the reptile guy who could do it illegally. Yeah, legally But he does it. It's so much more fun to sell the legal reptiles. Right. What are you watching tonight, Donnie? Would you suppose you go home? Um turn on the TV. What are you watching? It depends on if it's my roommate or if it's me picking if it's me picking We'll probably watch monsters of God reptile show. Okay, and the most recent. Oh, I watched a good one about the pastor that killed his wife That one's great. When he's lying on the ground. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. I highly recommend What if rotten Peter gets to pick? Well, it's not his turn. So it doesn't matter Or the silo we're back of Ferguson silo that new season's good e-bo is a big on it. Yeah, you watch furious What's that fast? Really good? Is that without Emmy Rossum? Yeah. Yeah Not just like toot my own horn, but it's like all the lead All the lead characters are women and I watched it. Oh wow. I've heard good thing. Yeah, however, but I turn pretty fucking cool Me, right? Were you like aroused or were you just consuming it? Did it kiss? No, I was just like I guess I'll give it a shot Hmm. Oh, there's a new one too about the guy wife literally was like you wouldn't like this. It's all women I was like let's try look at that. There were some guys in it too. Thank God You yeah Yeah, Plop was in it from the office. I fear he's been typecast it just by Plop He was the one who like looked like hey Jim in the later seasons. I don't know who that is. So he's a nine Can I get eyes on Plop and he plays a similar character in this? Yeah, he's their boyfriend in the show And I was like I almost can't look oh yeah, yeah, he's a bad guy. He's a bad guy in the show white Lotus Oh, yeah, he's in white load. Yeah, yeah Wait, he is. I don't know. I haven't even seen it Oh, I think are you thinking shorts need that you're thinking shorts. Chef, have you ever walked out of a movie early? Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, I told you about this. We touched us. There's moonfall. Oh, okay. Yeah moonfall. I walked right out of Said now for me, but I that's when we're the moon falls on earth. Yeah, it was so unbelievable that I said I can't do this But that was the premise going in was it not what's this moonfall about? Yeah, I guess I didn't read the title or the I didn't read the Before going are you a James Bond guy? I have seen some of them. Okay, it seems like you would be yeah I've seen some of them out of sequence. You didn't see like a trailer of the movie. No, okay. Oh yeah, you're like going in blind like that It might have been doing a double feature that they can't recall. I forgot. Tell me. Oh boy You see green Greg makes chicken pasta. No, it's uh, I don't know. I want I want you to because not just pasta It's his famous chicken pasta the chicken pasta. Just what is it? He said any kind. Yeah What's the sauce? It's his famous recipe. So he doesn't really I would love to see the two of you collab and figure out what this dish is We want to eat when's the next time he's in here We'll get him in here. We're flying man. Yeah, get going in here. Fuck All right chicken pasta It's a mystery. I'd love to solve the mystery. I mean knowing Greg is like there's no pasta. It's just sheep like We're gonna cut shotgun He's like rolling out his chicken. Mom always asked me do I want the dinosaurs or the pasta and I choose the The nuggets that are shaped like pasta I'll put pizza in there any type of Chicken pasta like literally chicken Alfredo chicken parm I make my own signature chicken this one though uh pasta meal and then Prince day back it up. What's the signature? I learned it during college and it's literally I seasoned my own chicken like I found this really good seasoning. I don't even know what you would call it Like it's a mixture of like eight nine different seasonings all combined into one air fry the chicken put it in the pasta And the pasta is ranch Parmesan cheese what pepper salt Red peppers and did I say ranch? Yeah, yeah, you mix that all up to the other dude. It's a really fucking good That's like so it's all like describing what he made in prison Does not sound the best but well, I guess we'll try his famous chicken pasta There's double rancher do you say he said it twice on it? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I forgot Sure, but it seems like it's an important ingredient Hmm slimy pasta slimy pasta Titus I love you and I consume every second of Greg cannot and then I try to like shoehorn it in so much Cannot get enough of them. I can't wait for I think I think people are starting to see it though. I mean, I think I really do think Greg is blossoming Yeah, I just hope he's not too hard on himself because I think he's got to understand like I don't expect him to ever succeed So like the expectations are not and the the moment he does succeed after years in use of trying it'll be so disappointment Yeah, it's rendering us a little fire of death. Yeah I just like I won't we'll need you now if you're gonna I would second he makes a good point She had to only hope Greg's not like going home being like I fucked up again I can't fucking believe it He was kind of that way at camp. Oh, it was nine minutes off The hot dog genuinely like devastated. Yeah, we were giving him shit when like who cares? We played for nothing Yeah, it was fun like we were all trying our best but then but was the hot dog the difference maker and winning it was He was like a minute slower than mincee and they lost by a minute and then all of us on the green team hammed it up We're like Greg you fucking blew every everyone ever Every other like event was basically a draw If you have put himself in the position to eat the hot was that his choice from the green team or did you You have to talk to spider and dorks about that. I think I think Greg was trying to push back a little bit He said he wasn't a huge fan of tomatoes or something pickles a huge fan. It's I'm not a huge fan of pickles Which I think spider was like it's all right. The adrenaline will be pumping just shove it down your throat and swallow it will be fine. What Greg should have said is, if I smell pickles, I will vomit. (laughing) We'll gag on a Chicago style hot dog. - All right, well thank you, Donnie, you're the best. - Thank you. - See if you got anything else to close this out? I saw you guys talking about Kyle's first ever appearance on the YACC. - So yeah, it was before my time. - Yeah. - Would you agree with that, Kyle? Did you see that? - Yes, but for some reason in my memory, I crushed it. I just remember after your first time, I pulled your side and I was like, "Hey man, I really like you. "I think you're very funny, but when we're on a show, "you have to talk." - That must have been what was the overarching takeaway for me is that you came up to me afterwards. - Yeah, and I was like, I like you a lot of nice. - Got to talk. - I believe I didn't say any words. - It was like, we're on a show, you have to speak. - Yeah, I remember going home really excited though. - Because you had me back. - Yeah. - So I was like, this is a huge thing for my career. I don't remember being, it was the love of first sight with you, well not actually. It was like probably three months of you scurrying around the office before I was like, remember the first time? I like, you would come in and out of the office constantly and write these very funny blogs. And then finally one night, it was like six o'clock. I was like, come here, and I had you sit with me in the corner. I was like, what's your deal? - I know. - And I was like, I like you. - I know, and that must have been what it was. I'm sure I was horrible on the microphone. - But I also remember people being like, ah, he's playing chess, not checkered. He's running circles around their brains. And I was like, ah, yeah, maybe I am. (laughing) - Yeah, that is me. - Fuck yeah. - I've been thinking about randomly for the last couple of weeks when you've made us play Oopsy Poops, your extra straight tweaker. And you got that. - Everything fell into play. - Everything fell into play's perfectly. - It all works out. Like, dude, since the beginning, like you packing the same exact outfit as Dave, and everyone's like, how did he know? I've been, yeah, I've been aided by the divine, I think. (laughing) In many of my top moments. Oopsy Poops, he should never have worked. - It worked perfectly. - Oh my god. I'm gonna have every time I think about it. - Oopsy Poopsy. (laughing) - Can you believe that Oopsy Poopsy worked perfectly? - And every other universe. - Oopsy Poopsy falls flat on its feet. - Oopsy Poopsy and what? - Actually a straight tweaker. - A straight tweaker. - And what was it? What was it? - I put random ones under each of your seats and you guys. - And you're like, which one do you want? Look under your seat. - And you guys are guessed correct. (laughing) - Granted, there was like a one and eight chance that worked, but it worked. - Yeah. - Oopsy Poopsy. - That didn't work. I wouldn't be here today. (laughing) - Oh, it's fired. - Yeah, like if you ever do like a big sit down interview and they're like, what was your phone? - What was your phone? - Where you're like, I belong. It's like, well, is Oopsy Poopsy? - Yeah. (laughing) - See your extra strength tweaker. - Ooh. - Two classics. - Is that two games or one? - That's one title of them. - Okay, you really like Oopsy Poopsy. (laughing) - Actually from Eaker? - Yeah, that buckled her. (laughing) - Okay, do you want to play? - I have to say, yeah, I don't like that. You were pretending. - Wait, see Poopsy, yeah. - That's your call? - Yeah. - Look under your seat. (laughing) - No, no way. - No way. - No way, the goddamn seat. - But this one didn't work. - Yeah, it did. - Pretty sure. - I think this one fucked up. Judging by the numbers, it did. - Oopsy Poopsy. (laughing) - I was kidding. It worked. - Wow. - It worked. - You already sold on the name before we even started playing. - Oopsy Poopsy or extra strength? - I like it. - You play extra strength tweeter. (laughing) - And this is what you had to have known something magical was happening. - You're good. (laughing) - I am. - Wow, you guys are both very good at this. - Oh no. - I'm sure strength tweaker right there. - Brandon, Oopsy Poopsy or extra strength. - I think it's my play. - Well, you got a pick one. - Well, you made it in the play. - I'll go Oopsy Poopsy. - Check under your seat. (laughing) - What do you got? - Oopsy Poopsy. (laughing) - I think it's my play. - You guys are good at this. (laughing) - Do you want to play again? - Oh. - Yeah, think about that all the time. - That's so fucking good. - That's a magical moment. - Pure luck. - You're unbelievable. You're the best Kyle. - Oh, an attorney has reached out to me and I get to, I'm going to the courthouse with him. - Yes. - Coming up. - Oh, yeah. - With a sketch. - Yes. - So thank you to him. - You were built for this and I know what you're gonna do to this person. - This victim. (laughing) - I've seen your work. - I portray people. - Yeah, yeah, I hope you go, it'll be fine. - Also, there are yackers that are veterinarians and I got several DMs telling me they do not glue the dog pussy shot. - What the fuck? - What did I do? - So you know. - That one, yeah. - That is not. - No, but dog pussy. - I got several DMs explaining the process. - I thought that-- - No glue. - So. - That just glued it shut. - We missed the person who made the Chee bust. - I'm sure you talked. - Yeah, that one. - They made me and PFT busts. - There you go. - That person made you-- - Yeah, I made you all bust. - They sent us busts and I'm like, weirdly like half the size of PFT, just our heads. Very, I must have ran out of 3D printing material. I don't even know. - Yeah. - Pretty cool. It's been the wheel TV. - We should note that right after, at the conclusion, - Yes. - Peking. - Cool, cool. - Yes. - With Biz and Big Project. A lot went into it. - First order of business after arriving at Biz are so good. - I was seeing the mince masterpiece with my own eyes. - He put his wet baiting suit and whatever else on the ledge here and completely fucked my part total paint on the walls in my spare. I wasn't going to get a fix, but to me, it's a Banksy. - I think you just leave it. - It's almost like it's a conversation starter. So if they came over, they're like, hey, I noticed your walls a little bit fucked up. I get to tell him, oh yeah, I let a coworker stay here. And he took a dip in my pool. And once again, I just don't know what would make you think to put something wet right here. I think that's like legitimately. - That is crazy. - Is that sociopathic? - Sure was. I actually don't feel, yeah, it's bad about. That was like, I didn't think anything of that hang, yeah. Yeah, I was hanging close, but then I've actually, I've actually, I wanna rate it. - So tune in. Great, great, great series. tune in right after the act. All right, let's spin it. I did my final wet. I don't know if everyone was here. So I think it's just Brandon Dana and me. - Yeah, that's right. - And if it's left, just with Brandon, I think it just, he doesn't have to. - No, I think it stays final wet forever. - That's fair. - If Brandon's the one, the last remaining final wet, I think wet just turns wet. - I just wet Brandon. - That wet Brandon. - Yeah, just wet Brandon forever. - That's right. - But if it's not him, is the wet gone forever? - Yeah, okay, that's fair. - Yeah, totally fair. I guess we'll find out. I see everyone among. Maybe that a day, we'll find out. We'll announce as soon as, if they finish the stream. But definitely Greg Burrito. - Absolutely. (laughs) - That's a big great Burrito. 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