Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King

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You know, sometimes if you pet a kid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you pet back to front Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't like it. No, yeah, it hurts apparently two counts of murder for hire eight counts of violating the Lacey act and nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act. Okay, a little different Yeah, and one count of petting Petting the wrong way Damn, dude 21 years 252 months. It's like petting against the grain. It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate You're like what are you doing, man? What are you doing on the interstate? I saw a buddy of mine I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way Just drive it in the morning drunk on the other way. I just smoked her. Wow. Wow. She's alive Yeah, I don't know anymore. I mean, this was a while ago. I ran over a motorcycle list. You did. Yeah, remember where in Pyongyang But that's it's driving violation You know what to those stereotypes and those tropes are very true. Yeah Yeah, can we start it? Yeah, we can do you want to not start? No, long as we're going. You want to start with a song? Yeah, when I drink my beer You were singing that on the way in. What is that drink my beer? I don't know I just get the turning point USA that one guy drink my beer. That's my head 24 hours. What is that? Oh, dude? Super Bowl halftime. So let me hear it. Yeah, yeah drink my beer Who's a Bentley Gilbert? Kiss my girl drink my beer ride my truck. I'm right here. No two queers Squirrel Squirrel Pat my cat starting at the back, right That's what you own a cat guy. Huh? Hey guy. I don't know the cat man. You don't have any animals. I don't but I'm gonna get some soon. Got to get a dog I'm gonna get a house and a dog. Well, you have a house. What are you talking about? Yeah, but I'm gonna get one that could be that's a little more dog appropriate in Nashville. Yeah You'd never move back here. Would you? I don't think so I'll come back more to visit more. I'm realizing that. Yeah, we miss you I miss you guys, but you're loving you love Nashville. I mean, it's just growing so much It's like you're and it just feel it feels like a big town. So I mean, there's there's all cities grow All cities grow. They say Phoenix is growing, right? When I go there. It's the same People talk about their cities in the grow in the grow. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're right. Will you have will there was a smaller city? Yeah, it's gotten bigger Will there be will there be a A Theo section of Nateland. Are you getting your own attraction at Nateland? It'd be a petting zoo Back to front. Yeah, I love you man. Back to front petting zoo at Nateland. What's it called? Is it called Nateland, right? I'm not I have no is that really happening? He's opening up a theme park. That's a real thing. I've heard rumors of it I didn't know if it's real legitimately real look at that comedian neighbor gotsy early stage is developing a hundred plus acre family Friendly theme park called Nateland in Nashville good for him. Yeah, yeah, you ever hang out with him I see Nate in passing sometimes, but he is very busy and I'm doing my thing so just like you know You see the trailer for his new movie. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen it. Have you seen it? No, he's got a game show I saw that yeah, I was in the theater man Were you I was in the movie first fall good to see you guys, man. I love you Theo man. I don't know what he's doing right Thank you. I like the pro dude. You can't blame it on lexapro why that you're being annoying. That's not one of the side effects You know, I'll be quiet. No, beat it. It's that yeah lexapro Sorry, you're good dude. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, let's we forget. Yeah, no Go ahead when you um thanks for dinner the other night in Vegas. Just great to see you for your birthday, man Yeah, and it wasn't my birthday and um Oh, it was your sober birthday. It was but I don't think you were aware of it. No, I wasn't I thought it was your actual birthday. I have a video of you. I know a girl that brought you the cake and everything Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I forgot to put it up there. I'm sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas all of a sudden A big cake with a bunch of candles and everyone's happy birthday and you did that for me And they played like the traditional music, you know, yeah Oh You seen that funk the funk monks or whatever. It's like a band. It's like those monks that are willing to be funky or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not aware of it. They're the funk monks right there Oh, those are the funk monks. I think so funk monks. Do you know them? Huh? No. Oh But then they look fun. God, do they ever? Yeah, it's a big band too I think the white Jabba walkie is there's one black guy. You got to have one. Oh, you got do you do need one black and jimal on the horns Savus jimal That's good ladies and gentlemen the funk mucks funk mucks. That's a good horn. Dude, I want to see that baby dude I forgot to even ask you what baby mom your ex lie your ex Hey, saying if you met your a Kalala's baby yet I'm trans. Have you ever made it? Yeah, you did many times. Wow. I play with it. Really? He bites the face is it what is it? Is there any feelings when you hold it like man? What are you doing man? Why the fuck you come around here doing that? I'm just saying is there any times when you put it in your little arms? I do and you say you know, you could have been yeah, what could have been? Do you think there's any hit? He was left over in there and some of it got in that baby. Oh, but yes, over Bobby. Yeah, that's All my sperm is low big cling. It's slow to cling to the ovaries for years Yeah, yeah back turn Yeah, right and jumped in the other sperm Grab the tail Here we go Like a little rick sperm Yeah, yeah, like a rick sperm. Oh, yeah, I was like yeah rick sperm Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so um maybe there's some of my stuff in there You ever look in the eyes of the kid and do you think about that? Yeah, one of them is like this. No, yeah What don't deflect don't deflect what tell us the truth you look at the kid ever and you go look at that I'm kind of a little bit of me right there. Mm-hmm. Well, you know um Well, you wouldn't you want to get real? Let's get real. Yeah. Yeah, let's get real um I'm alone Late at night You know what I mean and you ever look at pictures of the camera you're alone sometimes And I go um what could have been I I think I made some mistakes. Yeah, yeah, fuck monks Sorry, sorry about that. Yeah What could have been what could have been and I made some choices that were not really um I regret well You were also saving up your urine and a lot of jugs around the home. I know I know some people call that doomsday prepping but I'm like Yeah, what's the do what is the for what party? There was a collector's item for him it was more of like a What it's ambiance. Yeah, it's ambiance. Yeah, yeah, when the sun goes through it It has a glare. Yeah, that's a show you saw that's a show you saw Spicy show you Yeah, we go jujang with love. Oh, go jujang good reference. Go jujang with love Yeah, yeah, but there are moments where you have that thing where it's like yeah that I cut a fight of just we've got my ducks in a row You know, yeah, but that's life and you keep going yeah, you keep going good reference Um, but you know, I learned for what a hung my ducks correctly in the window. I could have still been with her that could have been my kid You like duck man It's too it's too gamey for me. I've had duck neck. It's too oily The the the the meat. I've never had duck body. I've had duck neck. You have I've had duck neck. I've never had duck body Duck neck. What's what's duck neck man duck neck Duck neck. I mean, it's it's in the title pretty much. Yeah, duck neck. Uh-huh duck neck So, um, you eat the neck of the duck. There it is Good that what's like sausages. Oh, you can really eat the neck. Oh duck neck. Yeah hot spicy ducks Hot spicy duck neck. You have any exotic animals. What if you're somebody that eats a lot of necker you called a Go ahead. Go ahead. A necker. Yeah No, you're not or you look that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh knacka knacka. Yeah, my bad. He'd be knackin dude. How have you guys been feeling man? The show's been doing so great It's like you guys is Has it cemented you guys his friendship differently? He's had a crazy question. I'm not just making things silly. No, that's true No, it's good yesterday What the other day we shot our six-year anniversary pretty huge. We did six years. We're kind of nuts. We didn't think we'd continue He can't do it This Lexa Pro this is alexa pro side gotta be we've seen positive usually you don't have a ton of energy I think you should have shit a lot of energy. Yeah, it's all this on the cellular level Yeah, I just I know only it to exist hmm. Yeah, um, I had a dream that my dude I had a dream. Oh, I just saw Hacks all Ridge thinking of speaking of that. Yeah, yeah Good movie What were your dreams? Yeah, what were you? Yes, what I meant. I had a dream that we went camping me you and my brother Whoa, let's go. Yeah, yeah, and then my brother was making too much noise That sounds right. Yeah, yeah, and then he woke you up and then you faked yelled at him What do you mean you pretended that you were sleeping right? I knew of the bit you were gonna do, right? And I go and it was getting really mad if you wake him up I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep right and you didn't an extra you know me in snap Oh good right and a freaked him out and then he ran out of the tent. He Bob. Yeah I was Andrew so angry Bob. Yeah, so good. Yeah, I mean What do you do? He left him way it was just you and me? Yeah, and then you and I and then you and I both laughing then I woke up That's a nice dream. Don't you eat? I eat one peas and it yeah, why do peas and dreams because otherwise you would pee in the dream Yeah, but life was so good when you peed in the dream when you used to ride that bitch You're like I'm staying in here. Yeah, and in your dream Everybody's like, whoa, it's got just pee in everywhere. You know Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that kind of means it bro. Yeah, I've spit in my dream one time and I woke up Spit all of it. I really I felt like something was in my mat like I must have been stuffy and in my dream I just and I spit and then I woke up all over my pillow was spit and I thought that's so fun to do that in your dream And it to be up on a real life. It just feels good But do you know when you're dying to drink we really don't realize just they say wait. Is that true guys? Impossible yeah in the matrix and the matrix if you die in the dream you die in real life, so it's got to be real Because we're living in the matrix. Are we not does anything feel real lately? No, dude, bro. Not at all. Yeah, so I think this is But no, everything's going well Nobody's living a complete fear. Yeah, I just take a day by day, you know my pal. Oh, yeah That's all you can do man. That's what I'm doing. I say that a couple of us as a go. No, but there's something you do So we do have to monitor it. Yeah, what you repeat things. Yeah, yeah, short-term memory loss. You think so yeah So is that a side effect Alexa Pro? Yeah, yeah, let's do a symbol. Can you do a symbol like a hand-single symbol? Yeah I'll do that do this when I've said something before. Okay. Yeah, do something like that very subtle something like that. Yeah, yeah That's just point your eyebrow real subtle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's very good. Okay, so did I say that? Oh, yeah, that's no, that means no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, picture lips. What's the lip thing? So this is no. Oh, yeah That's hungry. Oh, yeah, this what does this mean? I know this means something. Yeah That's like it. You know, I mean you went back in the 40s. The black people on stage. Jazz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah back in the day. I haven't seen that Jazz hands. Jazz hands. Jazz hands. I should have said that. Yeah, yeah, jazz hands dude. Oh Yeah, you have inside of before. Yeah, dude, this is awesome. Did I never been on here? Yeah, cuz I asked you. Did you never been on the show? I don't I didn't even I swear to God. I waited. We've been trying and now we're here. We'd be trying. We'd be well I think yeah, for I mean since I moved away, it just taught you to spend tougher, you know, and then just have an outdo that do your own You know, I hit it. Oh my God. Yeah, you're on shows the nightmare. We do miss you a lot I think about you all the time. Yes, I really do and I go I wish to be a because we saw you more often. Yeah, we did Yeah, back in the good old days and you're the only only guys that have moved away that I kind of miss Who else moved away that you don't miss? Go ahead I miss I see a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious I mean, you're the ones you're the one that is in my mind the most. Oh, that's a nice you to say man. Yeah Yeah, I forget about so what I don't forget about what some of those days are like I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff I definitely long for it. I think Yeah, you have that in Nashville at sayings or something You don't have like a club thing and in the city that you go to no because they're the only club Yeah, good as any sometimes and there's another place there city wine recent ones We'll try to stop over there and make a show happen and zany's has a lab now too so that you can do like just uh You know, I got a show there coming up. I got a couple shows in like the next month coming up. Hmm. So that's gonna be good Can you pop in or no? Yeah, you can but they have like booked acts and so that's right You know, sometimes you don't want to show up at somebody's show and they have a full green room and now you're in their space and there um But Also, I was just on tour. I was out of it. It was like a lot of times when I was out when I was doing shows It was just out of town so it was like when I was home. I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast So yeah, it was like the past couple years was just it was just very busy. You know, you can take some time or no Yeah, but right now I don't have much touring. I mean, I'm putting some shows back up now because we're gonna retake my comedy special In a couple like a month or so. You're scrapping the old one Yeah, I think we might just we may I don't know we just want to have a better shot at it, you know, I'm sure How many did you shoot the last time we shot two we shot same day load in same day. There was just like I mean We talked about it. I don't know if we we talked about it. Yeah, yeah, we don't I already talked to my bottom person He's on the floor. Yeah, it was just like a lot, you know, it was just like a it was a just a crazy time And so I think it was just too much to try to do something But I know also want to get it good. It's like, you know, I've worked hard on it. I want to get it at least to where I feel like Hey, this is the best that I can serve it. Yeah, where were you gonna film this time? I don't know where we're looking at eerie, but the uh because I loved that theater there when I performed there really But um eerie weather. Yeah, the weather is uh Is might be pushing it out of there. It's eerie, Pennsylvania until I think maybe we're looking also at Jacksonville Jacksonville is also in is in Florida Carlos typed in eerie, Indiana What's funny? You have three white guys over there who obviously conquerors of land But they don't know where anything is So, but yeah, we're trying to figure it out. So, but it's all good Well, yeah, so that's it Netflix Yeah Yeah, we did we didn't do Netflix. They don't they didn't want us around. Yeah, they said no thanks to us But you guys did hulu hulu hulu, which is great Yeah, it is something new spread it out. Yeah, we're trying and what is the top which is called Bobby finally Oh, isn't that good? Yeah, finally. It's time. It's about you like it or no Be real Yep, no be real be real be real be real like it. I was just thinking of how I like it and I do Yeah, you got to give them second to think about what it give me some other suggestions the names you might call it If it was your finally, that's we talked about final Lee. Yeah, I thought and I thought finally like finally Yeah, like fine. Yeah, this guy's fine. Yeah Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's the thing to have it and then Lee at the end. Got it. Steve's brother Steve's brother's really. Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother Yeah, what's your mom's name? Oh, Jeannie. Jeannie's boy. Dude, my mom's Gina. Oh Why not we should put them together somewhere Yeah, we should put the only way to respond to what he just said. Oh, why not? Yeah, dude, we should put them together somewhere. Why not do what? Huh? Be around each other Are really? Yeah, you said your absorb and energy, huh is it? Yeah, just absorb absorb each other's inner Didn't you say stevy's out to live with your mom now, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, why did he move out there? Cuz I needed an eye on her What is she up to? Some dark stuff man. I put him in like espionage or what? No, she's all night long. Epstein files just five in the morning She's sitting right there eating people Oh, demon state Why so much pizza? So much pizza all the time Yeah Oh Sleepy And I want to say shout out to my my producer Zach powers. It's here today. Two weeks. Shout out to Zach. Zach's back Yeah, she got Zach popping on camera real fast. Just say what's up? Just look into the campus. Yeah, move McCone out of the way. There's the man. There's the dog. There he is How long you've been producing man and his girl just got laid off. Oh, yeah, really? That's not to clap country in the world That's country in the world. Yeah, thanks. Oh, Oracle Zach, you're good. How are you feeling? I'm good. We just part of today. We're chilling. Okay, good. Yeah, who'd you pile with raw? Chris hymns were Australian. Oh, really? Yeah, wow Wow, a smart guy trapped in a good looking guy. Oh my god. What happened? What a bummer. Oh, I was I thought it was just you know And it's just judge me. You know, you see a guy that's that much of a you know a handsome-ish guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude Handsome so smart cool like just talking about like Just stuff like it was a valuable chat. I needed to have it today You ever notice like that when you're in those moments. You're like god, dude Things are so oh my god off or something and then somebody's like they are and it's just like you have the you have whatever comes in the That's the perfect. You know, it's a perfect comment. I want to live in that little space between it's fucking, you know His stomach right there. What are those little happy trail? Yeah, I want to live in that gap I think it's so happy. You know, it's so funny about Oh, this guy doesn't work out. - He doesn't? - Val genetics. - Wow. - He says he refuses to go to the gym. - He channels a gym though, he does meditation. - He was brain, yeah. - It's brilliant. - He has a $60 month membership at a channeling gym. (laughing) - The mental gym. - Like when we had Zach Affron on, right? And when you really see a real good looking guy, - It's crazy. - 'Cause sometimes I'm around you, and if I don't see a good looking guy for a while, right, I go, "Oh, he feels very good looking." But then once I see Zach and then I look at you, I go, "Oh, he feels ugly." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, that's a disrespectful thing to say. - You know what? - It was, it was, it wasn't great. (laughing) - You're the one to say this man. Let me just say this man. - Oh, God. - Look at that. - Oh, this happens on this show too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Let me just say this man, okay? (laughing) I wanna say this, right? For comedian man, right? You're very handsome. - Mm-hmm. - And you too. Ander is better looking than me. - How about this? - Yeah. - How about this? - Yeah. - How about this? If you think he's ugly, you are filling the blank. Bottom. - Feeder? - Disaster. - You really think about yourself that way? This is my point. - You're the one that gave it to the scenario. - Oh, my point is, why are you putting him down? Don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo? - Yeah, I do, I'm trying to create funny, you know? - Yeah, good, do it. Keep going. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say to create something. - You being mean to him. You just being mean. I took him, I mean, I know how to look. I've seen myself a lot. - No, let's go back, can we go back a little bit? - Yeah. - I don't think so, but yeah. (laughing) - You know, I apologize. - Oh, sorry, Ronnie Chang is calling me right now. - Oh, dude. - Oh, our dog. - Wow. - That's our boy. - Who's that? - Huh? 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Ronnie, 10, all these people. - Nancy Scott, Nancy Scott, Rhett, that's a good one. - Scott, deep cut. - That's so fucked up. - Randall Park, where am I in that group? - Dead center. - Yeah, I'm dead center. - I will say this, when I was like I was in Las Vegas and I'd never seen Bobby in the wild before, right? I've seen Bobby in contained environments podcast or comedy club. And Bobby, somebody's like Bobby's in Las Vegas and I was like, why would happen? Was there a plate shift? Did something, how did he get over here, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, I walked, move his bed over here. Like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time. And they're like, he's here and I texted him and he's like, yeah, I'm gonna come meet up. And I was so excited, dude. Just to see you in like this living, like your life, dude. Like I just feel like your attitude over the last few years to me has just been like more, I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna take advantage of things and I'm just gonna say yes to doing stuff, you know. And I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing. Do you think that too, Andrew? Is that just-- - No, he has been a little bit more. It's-- - It's all firing to me, man. - Well, 'cause the single thing has helped-- - Even though I'm not a good looking guy, whatever. It's still-- - As an ugly guy, you understand, as a fucking-- - Yeah, as an ugly. - Yeah, he's been getting out more-- - Because he's single, girls have been making him more active. - Dude, and I saw you with the UFC and they put you in like kind of the special knee suck. (laughing) Sorry, I did it and it was, it was still, it was awesome. I couldn't even go to his, I couldn't even go to your section. - Yeah, I heard. - Yeah, they dragged me out of there. - But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on. (laughing) - They had a fucking, yeah, yeah. - I had to rub like Vaseline all over my arms and neck. (laughing) - Yeah. - And be like, oh, it's so hot in here. - Yeah, I know. - To go over there. - Why would we get that section? But it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get right where they come out right along the railroad. That was amazing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You were right there when they came out. - When they came out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was sick. - I tried to high five, no one high five, please. - No, yeah, yeah. Rose, now I'm a unis. I tried to high five, and she was shit. Why did they come out with their eyes closed? - Yeah, they were feeling it, maybe. - Yeah, she was coming out like this, and I put my hand out, and it missed like this much. - Cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's close though. - Yeah, that's pretty close, yeah. It was pretty cool, but the reason why I went to Vegas is because I was like, I gotta do something, 'cause I had done the special before the weekend before, I was like, I gotta not go up all the time, and just like, do something so I asked Joe for tickets, and I went, and it was so much fun. - Well, Joe didn't give you those. You bought them on Ticketmaster, and you-- - Joe. (laughing) - But Joe gave you, he said, yeah, link to Ticketmaster. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - I paid money. - I paid money. - He was called Rogan 15%, 15% off at StubHub. - Yeah, I always spent $750. (laughing) Well, those seats, but having dinner with, I didn't know you were in town, so having dinner with you that night, and then walking around with you afterwards. - And bizzle was there, you guys love each other. - Yeah, yeah, he's the best. - The biz, yeah. - You still touring with him? - Yeah, whenever we go out, like whenever we go on a big tour again next year, probably we'll do it. - Who's bizzle? - Tim, tour manager guy, where the same hat is you. - Oh, the tall guy. - Yeah, tall guy. - Yeah, you guys are always pushing each other? - Pushing. - I have video, you guys, and we'll include it. - No. - I have countless hours you guys pushing. - Yeah, I know, we probably push. - Yeah, yeah. - I don't know what is, that guy invites him. Yeah, yeah. - You trying to hit everybody kind of in the packer, and then run off, or whatever. - Yeah, like a kid. - Yeah, yeah. - You started, he'll play with you, but you started. - You do start. - I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. - Yeah. - I like the fire. - You do. - Yeah. - That's good though. - Yeah, that's your new specialty, my light, the fire. - Back in the cave man days, the Koreans. Right, and the Korean would go and light the fire. - You were the light or the fire man? - Yeah, yeah. - You think somebody just, people would light their. Like, what do you think was like an early comedian trip that somebody would do in like a cave man day? - Or fart, fart, and do like, fart no fire to make it puff up a little bit. - For sure, they were so risky then. (laughing) - It's worth the laugh. - 100%. - Yeah, it's a good laugh back there. - A little firefarter. (laughing) - Yeah, they were the laugh. - They lose their mind. - Evidence suggests that we did have a laughing, similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs. Look at that. Laughter and pre-primance involved sounds made during tickling and playful interaction. You'd be a tickler. You would 100%. - Oh my God, I'd be ticking your all kinds of animals. Yeah. (laughing) - You're a tickler, dude. I would tickle everything. I didn't sleep last night. - How can you not sleep? - He's a lexapro too. - Some nights, I'm on Escatala Pram or something. It's a generic. Will you mind looking that up, please, brother? - I used to play basketball with that guy. - Escatala Pram? (laughing) - You could hoop, dude. - That kids crossover was not-- - With generic standards. - Escatala Pram, it's called. - How long have you been on it? - I've been on it I think for 17, 16 years. years. But I've been, I, I swissed some other ones. And yes, sometimes I get to a point where I don't know if they're working. It feels like something's like kind of going wrong. It feels like they're not working anymore. Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off. So, um, but for the majority of time I've been on, I've been on something. Yeah. Wow. For a while. It's kind of crazy. We stand on that long. It's like, you would think you go in for something and it's like a problem. But then 17 years later, it's still, you know, like, I still wear like a leg brace or whatever. The duct tape holds up. You know what I mean? Like, it's, if it works, it works. That's a good point, actually. That's a good way to look at it too. Like, I just think if it, if it, if it, if it's not, if it's, if it's helping and not hurting, I mean, for you, I think you should change. Do you think so already? I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing well. Give me some notes since the beginning. Hmm. The boys will tell you. Yeah. Tell me. I think it feels like maybe, or maybe it's, maybe it's bumping up against the, uh, the Vagovie or whatever. I think they're, they're in there. Are you one GLP ones? He is. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's on, sorry, he's on, uh, we go. Oh, yeah, we switch. Yeah, we switch. I think they're bumping heads on there. That SSRI and Ragovie are going toe to toe. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. And some is going on whett, rattling around in that brain. Yeah. And probably the riddle and two. That also doesn't help. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever? That's the one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You clear your throat. It tastes like it's like a meat taste. Yeah. I've heard of that. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. So, um, something. Oh, flat packs. Love it. Packs. Love it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a great side effect. Uh, yeah. Meat, meat taste. Hmm. Packs. Love it. I'm going to take a step back. Take it. No, I think you should go in. No, I don't know what you're doing. I think you go further. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you guys go on. I'll interject. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look at that road down there. Yeah. That road. Where does it go? Oh, let's go down it. Bar style. Let's go. I'm going to bar style. That's what I'm saying. Take a ride. Yeah. Yeah. You're having fun. You're already there with me. I'm going to be a riding queen. Yeah. Who's that turning point? Uh huh. That's a turning point. I've never heard that song in my life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I've never heard that in my entire life, dude. What would you say, Bobby, what is your magnet? Like a role so you get in a movie, right? And it's a big movie. And it's like, what is the role that gets you to a level where you're like, wow, that guy is the Daniel Day Lewis of our time, kind of, you know, we were like, okay, I'm a role that like Daniel Malay Lewis. Right, right. Um, I'm the guy, a movie about the guy that may have discovered gunpowder in China. Right. And I'm sitting around. Look what I made, right? Everyone's like, what is it, buddy? What is it, buddy? Right. I go, uh, we can make guns out of this agonol file walk. Oh, the fucking firework, the king of fireworks. That's the movie. Yeah. Champion's got some of that bang sand on him. You did the dialogue, David. You could ride it. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, together. You shouldn't have to ride yourself. But it was Chinese alchemist that did it in the Tang Dynasty. Y'all the ones that started guns, uh, Chinese discovered gunpowder. And what they did was if they, if they made guns, they would have ruled the world, but they didn't. They made it, they did other things with it. What were they doing with it? It's called gunpowder. I don't know. Putting it in food. Yeah. Like, oh, this is better. Yeah. It owns chicken. No, um, and look, they would eat it and then it's blast off against the wall, but they wouldn't figure it out. But the Europeans are the ones that used, you know, used the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah. You guys are doing just fine. I think they did stick it in sticks and they did, you know, me use it as a weapon. You know, what I would have done? Yeah. Put some wet stuff on a stick. Yeah. Put some gunpowder on it. Yeah. Against the wet stuff. Hit somebody really hard with the gunpowder. Yeah. Snap. Mm. That is, look at that. There's history of gunpowder. The first gun arrow. Yeah. That's what they used to use. A garrow. That's a firework. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so you guys used to celebrate and then some asshole came along and is like, you want to celebrate? How about a funeral? Yeah. Yeah. And he just shot somebody with it. They used to be a weapon and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out. So they would shoot someone with it and then you'd get, wow. Exploded with color as a celebration of your death. Look at that. That's incredible. That it's the original canon. That's incredible. That's Paul Schien's back in the day. If you look at that photo, actually, super close. And that's an early curveball. Yeah. I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel Deilo. That's right. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I think you are. If you had the right right, so much of it is like you've got to get the right role and somebody has to see how you can operate Bob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you because I mean, what about you? Do it by yourself, Bobby. Yeah. You think you guys could wear an Oscar's? No. What the fuck? No. No. I don't ever need to act again. Yeah. How about you? You think you wouldn't ask her? No, Bobby. You're the actor. You've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah. I know. I think you've done more. No. You must have done more. Well, I'm done. So it doesn't matter. I'm done too. We're both done. We're out. Yeah. I'm going to do tires. Stamp our card. Oh, yeah. He's doing two episodes of Shane show. You are? Yeah. What about Tom Sawyer? What about him? I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? Yeah. Yeah. And who was your best photo on my Instagram? But who was your best friend? What? Tom Sawyer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember I played Huckleberry Finn. Huckleberry Finn. There you are. Talked about it. Yeah. Cute. Huckleberry Finn. Every time I walk out the whole audience with laugh. Yeah. Just because you were so sweet and cute. Yeah. Yeah. There you are. There's your both. There's your buddy. Yeah. Me and E in other words. Do you know about where I could get? I got I got something for you. And then you get off the new Brennan's airs. I got some. Yeah. He's Mr. Notes, huh? Well, he's a bravest. I mean, he's so like he loves the art so much. You know, he's just like, I got some for you. And usually it's always good. It's always good. It's always good. Yeah. And then he cares to do it. Sometimes I'll be I'll listen to it. I'm like, here's a tag and I'll just put it on my notes or whatever. Yeah. And then I'll just never tell him. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're get afraid to tell him. Sometimes you're like, I don't know if they would want me to say anything. Yeah. If I'm cool enough with them, I think I sometimes I do it, but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway. Fuck it. But they might have wanted it. You should have given just try just give it to him. Yeah, especially coming from you. I'd take it. I would take all of them. You know what I do now is when comics see me notes. Normally like year for years, I'd be like, Oh, okay. I'll try. Now just tell me you have a note for me. I got a note. No. Oh, okay. I just won't do it. Unless it's someone that's superior. Neil, I'll do it. You know, I mean, if there's someone someone you really respect, you would do. Yeah, but when some like open micer comes up to me and goes, Hey man, I got some notes. I haven't done a lot. What? Open micers doing that a lot. Yeah. That's wild. No one gives you notes. I have dormant. Everyone give me notes. No. Yeah. I don't think yes. Nothing you're doing is working. So let me they say that. No, no, no one's giving me no. I mean, I'm sure they probably have comments about it, but no one's come up to me like, Hey, can I you ever get notes from like just strangers? Um, I don't think so. I don't know. I might. It's usually from if anything. I don't know. Someone that came to the show sometimes. Oh, yeah, that's happened. Yeah, but they go, you know what, I really like this. I probably do probably. What? I might. Yeah. Yeah. But I've never given anyone a note. No. Have you? Yeah. I mean, a friend. Yeah. You have. Yeah. Yeah. What do you sound like? What do you fucking encyclopedia? Like you're a detective suddenly to easy? Yeah, definitely. Yeah. All right. You just like a little landed on. Plymouth Ross. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. I'm never have. Dude, I'm trying to think what is that role that you're in? That's like get you to that crazy like Academy Award. Webby. I think it could be something, uh, the webby spider man. The story of your life. Yeah, I just kind of just get skied off your hands from jerking off at night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Spider man. Spider man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't kill the spider. I must buy the man. It was spider in the spider man. He's just a tiny spider in someone's home. Yeah. Spider man. No, I think it could be for you would be like, um, your story of your life. Yeah. Oh, I play myself. Story of a little Korean man who grew up in San Diego around amongst all these goofy whites. Yeah. And you made it out alive. Eating doo-doo's with the Donaldson. Yeah. Eating doo-doo's with one with the people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It could be your life. What about the guy that invented kimchi? Who's that guy? Yeah. Who is that? Bring that guy up. You could have done that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it can't be a woman, huh? Evented by a species of word, but the ancient Korean people, so the kimchi, we get to make up the story. That's the best part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You become the guy who started the kimchi revolution. You began kimchi. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's make it up. Chacho. Yeah. Chacho. No. Chacho. Chacho. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Chacho. The kimchi cowboy. The kimchi cowboy. Yeah. I live on a beach. The king of kimchi. Yeah. Chacho. Yeah. No. And I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage. Mm-hmm. Oh, what do we do with these? No, it went bad. It already went bad. Oh, it went bad. And all your cabbage is bad now. Something's going on. Something is going on. Yeah. Right. And people are like, oh, just throw it away. Right? They throw it into the ocean. I go, no. He's throwing it into a vinegar thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. I go, no. We stick out or put in the ground. Right? Put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. Soy sauce. How do they make kimchi, dude? I mean, you should learn. This is your past. Yeah. I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit. Well, you make a home kit. What do you mean? Wait, right now? Yeah. You don't? I don't know how it's made. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Look at that. I can make you some of it. Yeah. Yeah. What do you have to do? You prep and salt the cabbage, you wash and drain it, and then you make the paste and a large bowl. So you do all. Yeah. Gochugaro, garlic, ginger, onion, fish sauce, and sugar for a thick red paste. You stir it all in there, and you put it in there, and you ferment it, right? You pack the glass jar tight, pressing down, get all the air out, and then you wait for fermentation. You let the jar set at room temperature for one to five days. One to five days, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. What? Well, the more, the more days, the more fermentation. Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking, then you put it in the refrigerator. It'll continue ferment slowly in the last for months. But whoever created this, this isn't the first time he tried it. This is like, fucking a hundred years of trying different ways. Well, we got to figure out the, yeah, there's no way, someone got that right the first time. Oh, Koreans are pretty smart. Yeah. So what is this? What did you have to put it into fermenting glass? What did you use? What did you use? Like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass. Yeah, something in the story. Yeah, something in the story that you took the air out of it, and you were able to put the cabbage in something. What'd you put it in? Well, there must have been jars, right? We had jars. Oh, jars of clay. Remember that band? Rain, rain, oh, my face. What about this? What about this? What about this stuff? What do we use jars as trash cans, right? So then I was, let's throw it away. You worked for the trash company. Yeah, yeah. I worked for the trash company, right? And I took the cabbage and threw it in the, they're jars. They're trash cans, right? Yeah. And then I threw a salt too. Where did we get trash cans? Let's throw a salt. We threw salt. Oh, the ingredients. We're just throwing it away. Well, you're taking, you were taking salt from the ocean. Yeah, yeah. Let's throw it away. Okay. Put it in the trash can. Yeah. The greedy ocean have too much salt. Here we go, right? What else is in it? Well, it's water. Throw water away. We have too much water. We throw it away. Fish sauce. Fish sauce. No one eats fish sauce. We have too much of fish sauce in the village, right? Throw it away. We're throwing all of it away. What else is in there? Garlic. Garlic. We're way too much of garlic here. You're throwing everything away. We put it in the trash can, right? And we just, and the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long, long time. One to five days. Yeah. It sounds like even longer. Oh, wow. Yeah. For a couple of months. And then I walked out, I walked out of my hut and I go, God, the trash man, not fucking coming here for two months. We threw all this stuff away, right? And then I go out, I go, I put you money and I open up the lid. Yes. And it's like on, it's like on breath of the wild whenever you open it. It's like and you cooked your meal. Yeah. And you cooked your meal and you're ready. And then look down, I go, don't look delicious. Yeah. Right? Well, you're starving. You've been eating days. Oh, yeah. I haven't eaten in days. There's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine going on. It's a cabbage famine. Because I threw it all away. Rocket money. Let me tell you something, my friend. You saved me thousands of dollars a year. I'll tell you why because I have so many done subscriptions. I'm not even aware of anymore. But they're not dumb. You just signed up and you didn't remember them. They're also dumb. 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Bobby threw it away. Where's all the garlic in the fish sauce? He threw it away, right? Then I opened it up and I looked out and I go, I'm so hungry, I'm going to eat this garbage, right? So I stick my hand in there. I pull it out. I take a bite. I go, man, you're delicious. And that's the end of the movie. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Why do you always end it? No, no, start it. That's the beginning. I like it. There's a sequel, dude. What's going on in the sequel? Yeah, there's not a sequel. Yeah, yeah, soy sauce. I just cover soy sauce. Oh, that was you too. Yeah, the same guy. Yeah, right? Yeah. And orange chicken is the third one. That one, you definitely did. Yeah, yeah. What do I do with all these oranges and chicken? It's orange. That's the third one, right? I have so many oranges and chicken. I don't know what to do, right? This is chicken. He has an orange stuck in his throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you see, oranges, right? Yeah. I have to eat it anyway. And then a car hits him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, this is, so that's where I, the third one, the orange chicken one is where I wear my Oscar. We gotta call Netflix. I think some of this stuff will win an Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Academy of War goes to orange chicken. Bobby Lee. It could happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spielberg goes up there with you. Orange chicken was invented by Chef Andy Cowell in 1987 for Panda Express. Oh, so Panda Express created orange chicken. And Hawaii. Yep. And the Hunan flavors with battered fried chicken for the American palette. iconic sweet tangy, slightly spicy dish known today. It is good. Shout out Andy Cowell. You're on a legend. Is Andy Cowell still alive? He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. Yeah. Sorry. One stop. It's not real. Andy Cowell was one of 11 people who died in shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park, California, January 21st. That is not real. There's no way. That is not real. Yeah, people didn't like it. Yes, it. It is real. Orange chicken. Wait a minute. It is real, dude. That's a Andy die, but a night of love. That's not real. That's the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped. He was 72 at the time. It looks like. Well, what? Mom, somebody didn't like it. It always gives me heartburn. That's not good. It's so good. I love orange chicken. All right, especially you don't know about it. And somebody gives it to you. You don't know about it. Yeah, yeah. I love that. I'll take some compound. I like Kung-Pow. If I ever have amnesia, take me to get orange chicken, dude. All right, all right, all right, right back up. Well, no, just because there's no better feeling than that first time that you get introduced to orange chicken. Yeah, remember, you didn't know about it and didn't you know about it? Yeah. Yeah, change your life. Mine is August 6, 1987. Orange chicken dead. Orange chicken dead. That's what I knew about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When did you, when did you know about it? When's my D day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably around the same time I went back. Yeah, yeah. I cried. Probably the mall. April 14th, 2024. Oh, recently. Took me a minute. Yeah, took you a minute. I mean, the old Easter orange. Yeah, Easter orange. So you had never heard about it before then? Heard never ingested. Right. New it existed. Never was interesting. Yeah. And then when you did it, what? I've been a Kung-Pow guy for years, but I will dive a little bit of orange. Yeah. A little bit here and there. Yeah. What's the one with the cashews or the peanuts or something? That's that's that's that's how. Kung-Pow. Kung-Pow. Kung-Pow. Kung-Pow. That's good. Yeah. Kung-Pow is great. That's good. It's named after ding bazohan. Yeah. The King Dynasty official governor of the Sichuan province. Yeah. Gong-Bow. That's a name that we don't use that much. That's the movie that you're being. Gong-Bow. Gong-Bow. What do you mean ding? Yeah, ding is a great name. I know, but we don't see a lot of people. They're more dogs than ding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, what about Rambo? What if you did a Rambo? You know what kind of say something? I asked about this, my agent. But that training montage is not two hours long. There's no training montage in Rambo. Yes, there is in this version. Well, he's saying you've to justify it for the fan. Yeah. Somehow. Yeah. They're going to need it. I did call my agents many years ago. Is there any way we could I can be in a Rambo. This is real. You just, you just take him out and just put me, I mean, every scene, right? But I changed the dialogue and this and that. Like in the beginning, when you remember the cop is in the car or whatever, and he sees Rambo and I come up to the, you know, he comes up to me and he goes, Hey, where's the bathroom? You know, like change the dialogue. Yeah. They go, you have to get the rights for the thing. You wanted to be Rambo. Yeah. Yeah. But in a comedy way. Right. Well, just playing myself with it. Just, you know, is Rambo was kind of a comedy. Yeah. And then of itself, look at that. It's hilarious. Or Rambo. Rambo. Yeah. Rambo. We change it. Yeah. I don't know, dude. I, uh, you're from the Pacific Ram. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rambo. Rambo. Just, this is back. We fell off that cliff. Oh, yeah. Who Rambo? Yeah. Rambo. Rambo is always falling off cliffs. Oh, most of the movies is him and I see you. Yeah. That cliffhanger. That was, oh, that is a guess looking thing ever. If you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere, what is that? What are you doing going to come up here and climb with me? He's just waiting for Alex Hanel to pull up on him. He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. Have you had Hanel on your show? I feel like you, no, he would do your show, though. I can't believe he did that tie pay tower. If he'd do that, he'd do your show. Did you see it? We talked about it, right? Yeah. This or this? Did you watch it? We talked about it. Okay. I saw some of it. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. He lived. He lived. Yeah. I was actually at a place on somebody said to somebody else who was a rock coming like it. Just letting you know he lived and like, oh, good. I mean, that is the number one concern. Yeah. What ended up? How far can you go up the building? Woo. Probably tell us. See some tits in a window. I'm ordering a sprite at that point. Yeah. I sat on a plane. Sorry. Go ahead. Go. You sat on a plane too. Dante Filipino actor. Oh, no. Yeah. He was in a hook. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I like that. Great guy. Rufio. He played Rufio. Rufio. Oh, great guy. Yeah. I have a story. So he has like 19 brothers. He has 19 brothers. He's got a lot of brothers. Dante Bosco. The Boscos. He's got like two of the brothers. I exaggerate. But I remember, dude, I remember in commercial auditions back in the day, I was always against his whole family. Oh, when it said Asians, it was him. It was the Boscos. Dude, that could be a movie Bobby versus the Boscos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they booked all the Panda Express ad. Yeah. Yeah. But sometimes I would beat them. Yeah. God, God, I beat the fucking Boscos. Yeah. That's how it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But who did you used to go up against when you were auditioning? I'm like, dude, I was dude. I would get over there. I'd be furious at the drive over there. I was late. I would always like, leave my shit in the car. I'd be practicing and shit. Oh my god. I get in the room. I was too scared to talk sometimes. I remember one time I opened the window. And then I was like, can you open the other window? I was like, I just couldn't even speak or whatever. And I just was too nervous to even talk. I know. It's the worst. I would start saying I would just like, I was so bad. I don't know any like, I don't think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like, oh, we're in for this same thing or if it repeatedly happened. I don't think so. There wasn't enough that I went out for like regularly. Yeah. You know, one time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room. And I said, what are you going out for? And he said, whatever the role was, I said, that's the same thing as me. So obviously they don't know. They've already booked somebody else. Oh, yeah. It's like we a skinny black guy and then a red headed. It was like, what in the fuck are you guys looking for? That to me was always a signal. It's like they already gave it to a famous guy. They're waiting for him to sign. So they just have us in there to like, play Kate the time. So they can have a job. Yeah. I wouldn't even got be called in with Asians. I'd be called in with the other category. Yeah. Yeah. So I'd be in the lobby. And there's like a nine foot five Nigerian guy, you know, a nine hundred pounds symbol one guy guy from a fire. Yeah, the fire guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice. All those guys. That's what my, that's what my love. Bobby's audition is a guy with a little head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just waiting with the handbook. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be like more freak care, care, care, I category. Did you love it when you went to audition? When I look back on it, I realized I didn't like it. Sometimes I, if it was, if it was like set up for me to win and have fun, loved it. But if I was, if you knew that you were there as a, just a sheep for them to push through the line, I hated it. I would get so mad because I knew they weren't given it to you. They were given it to a famous person. You'd have a conversation with someone, an agent or manager would be like, they already made an offer to, you know, canning Tatum. Josh Hudson. And you're like, well, what the fuck am I doing? Now, well, they want to see other people. It's like, no, they don't. This is just so people can have jobs because otherwise it's like, well, let's get lunch. So they, that always made me sad because I was like, well, I'm wasting everyone's time. Even if I was nice, naffable and funny and good at the audition, it was like, well, who gives a shit? They don't, they're like, yeah, you don't think that if you were that good, they might change. Not in a million fucking years. I think you're right. Yeah. That those days of that old Hollywood, like, anyway, saw her and she blow us away. It's like, that's not a thing. They already know was it cast in directors? You got to once you meet them, though, and they know you. They already all know. They all talk about who they want. If the room was cold, I would fuck up. Oh, yeah, when I'd walk into room and they're just kind of like, you know, I mean, I'd be just like, I'm done. I can't do it. Yeah. Kevin has created the energy completely yourself. Like, I was good at some of the talking and communicating, but then when we get into the thing, I would think I would just be too nervous. Yeah. I just, there was something about you could do it now, though. Yeah. Now, I think I would probably be a little bit more like I understand it. And I would only do something that I really wanted to do. But you don't have the confidence now, I think, to do it. Well, you got your own movie coming out. You don't need other people's fucking movies. Yeah. When you guys released in that, you in spade in April. What's the name? Can we know the name? Bus boys. Bus boys. Boys. Bum, bum, bum, bum. That was a fun shoot, brother. Yeah. Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool, too, dude. I met Nate through Shane one time. And sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the middle of the night. And I get nervous to answer because I don't know what he's going to ask me to do. What is he going to say? Like bury a body. Right. Yeah. He's going to, I just like, I can just see me picking up. He's like, we'll solve, brother. What are you doing right now? And I'm like, I'm in bed. I'm like, get on a plane immediately. You know, like, and I have to do, I would be like, I have what is my goodness? You can't say no. I can't say no. Bro, that'd be a good move. You can't say no to Nate Diaz. That would be a crazy movie. Whenever he does call me, I get, I'm like, fuck, I got, I prepare a little bit. And him and Chris Avila, that's another fighter. They, they both came into it. It was frickin hilarious. Like the whole thing was just ridiculous. But it was a bit, it was a good, it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all. You know, we just paid for it ourselves. And like, nobody would help us make it. Yeah. But when I did it, right? Am I still in the movie? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the reason I had so much fun is because you guys kind of just let me do whatever I wanted to do. Oh, yeah. You were good in there. No, no. But I was just like, Hey, can I just do this or like, yeah, that's when you shine. Yeah. That's so fun. You can't, you can't tie you down maybe. But when they're saying, no, you have to say it like this. Yeah, it's hard. You have to do it like this. You have to walk like this. I've had that note. Can you walk in the room different? I'm like, what? Well, yeah, you got an interesting gate. Yeah. You're being very edgy and comfortable. No, I just said your stride is on you. What the fuck is your problem? Do you not have a weird gate? I do. So what am I saying? Do you? Do you? All of the comments that you walk like a GTA character. Yeah. You walk like a, you walk like a NPC. I do. You walk NPC. Yeah. I have to change my walk, huh? No. No. No. Okay. No. We're just joking around. Okay. Okay. None of this is real. Is it? Okay. Are there health concerns you do start to have, Bobby? Oh, yeah. For sure. I got to quit smoking. Smoking is the worst one. I can't breathe. You got back on smoking. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. And then some young lung. That's what you need now. I need to trans a plant dude. Hey, bro, you need a transplant. You need some young lung. Sorry. And that's very racist. And that's what I like. I like it. I like it. I like it. So good. Yeah. Well, we're about COPD. Yeah. And then another thing is I don't move. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Some days your bed sores. No, some days I just all wake up. They're welts. They're bed well. I'll tell you my schedule. Okay. All right. I'll tell you my schedule yesterday. Bring up, bring up Walberg schedule and we'll put his next. Yeah. Yeah. Wake up at 330. Pray workout. Yeah. His is wake up. Go to Walbergers. Two thirty wake up prayer time. Two five. It's insane. It's insane. What is this? By the way, can I tell you? Yeah. It's real. No, it is. Yeah. I had a small role in a movie with him and I jokingly brought it up and he was dead serious about it. I was like, come on, man, you're not up that early in the morning. Like be real. Every day, he's like, every day, brother. I was like, come on, man. And he looked through daggers for me. Like, what are you talking about? Like you? Oh, I think he's confident. Oh, no, he's in it. This is his shit. Okay. When he's having his meal free is when I go to sleep. Yeah, when I'm sleeping, that's what I'm going to think. Mark Walberg's eating his third meal. That puts you to sleep. That's how you count sheep. That's how I count sheep. Yeah. Wow. I love that 11am. He has family time meetings, work calls at family time when his kids are at school. That's a best. Yeah. This is in real. Yeah. Wow. It's real. You zoom in, you zoom in. - Meal seven. - Meal seven. What do you think of a fucking hobbit? (laughing) Meal seven. - He's a shark. - Unbelievable. - And four workout two. - He goes a bit at 7.30 today, I love that. - He works out like five times a day. - I just watched Hacksaw Rids last night. - Give it to me. - So good. - You brought it up twice already. What's up with the movie? - Guy loved the movie. - He loved the movie. - It's so good I've never seen it. I'm watching a lot of war movies right now. Just in case things get really bad. - Really? - Favorite one so far. Hacksaw, 1917 was really good. - Hamburger Hill I like. Is it good? - Yeah. - I like the event. - What? - Yeah. - The event was insane. - Armageddon is one to watch. - Armageddon? - Just a prep. - Oh, there you go. - Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong. - Yeah, platoon, let's rank 'em. Platoon. - Probably one of the best. - One of the best. - Full metal jacket. - First half of the movie. - I think it's a great movie. - Okay. - I'll let her see what Jima. - Yep, yeah, that's a good war movie. - Dotspots, apocalypse. - Band of Brothers. - Dotspots, great. - Band of Brothers is the best. - That's a great show. - Band of Brothers is so good, dude. - Yeah. - Married or no? - Ever? - Yeah. - Yeah, me too. - Do you think we can get there, though, Bobby? I mean, look, I just don't want to talk about this tongue 'cause I'll talk about a lot of my show. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about it. - I'm just like, you end up becoming this whiny guy who's like, you know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out. But yeah, also, you've just been busy, and yeah, you want to find somebody that's a good match. There's been a couple of good girls that I could have hitched on too, that I let it go, and I didn't, you know, 'cause I was focused on work, so. It's all good. Yeah, I feel like, sounds like somebody trying to convince themselves, but that's okay. We're doing good. - Well, you know, it's all good. - If yeah, it's all good. If you're not, you find a partner when you find a partner. I tell him that all the time, he's on the hunt, and I'm always like, to just let it be, you've done so much. - That's a rainbow, dude. - Rainbow. - That right there is rainbow. - He's out there, bro. - The kimchi king, rainbow. - Oh, dude, he'll hide in your bushes and eat your ass. (all laughing) - That's a rainbow, dude. - I only had a little bit. - It's coming for you. - Yeah. - And I appreciate you guys so much, dude. - You'll love you, brother. - I love you too, man. - It's been a long time, it's so fun to see you, and also, how funny that we finally got you on the show. I know, I'm sorry that I haven't been in here, bro. - No, no, no, be sorry. - It is my fault. - I've always thought that you did it before. It's so crazy. - Well, I've come into an Tiger Belly. I think the timing was just easier on certain times. It's like, you know, the past four years, I'll live in Nashville, so it's like the timing on when I'm here. It's just, it's been tough sometimes, but. - We should go to Nashville for a while. - Yeah, I wanna, I think. - It's fun out there. - Yeah, yeah. I've never, I've never really spent that much. We did the rhyming together, but. - That was great. - That was the last time I was there. Carlos had himself a little bit of a night. - Yeah. - That's when you got-- - Oh, there are a lot of Asians in Nashville? - Yeah. - There are some liotions. - Mm. - Yeah, well, well. - I could be liot. - We'll start it. - I could be liotion for a weekend. - And I met a Korean guy, the other name, day name, Zach. And I met a Korean girl named Emily. - As of right now, Nashville Davidson makes up approximately 3% Asian population there. - There you go. - There you go, you'll fit in. - Okay. - 3% is good. - Not bad. - What is it here in London? - Bring your Lumina. - Or bring your Lumina. What is it called? Lumia. - Lumia, yeah, yeah. - Bring your Lumia. - What's America? - Yeah, what is it here? - LA, I mean. - 12%. - Wow. - Yeah, bro. - Yeah, don't leave. - 1.5 million of you guys. - In LA alone. - That's right. - That's wonderful. - Yeah. - You could throw a chopstick and hit one of them. (laughing) - And those don't go far. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - That's beautiful. Ooh, Filipinos is the largest group. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, we love them. - The best. - Koreans of the third. - Wow. - And other notable groups, being in me, shout out to those guys, Indian and Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan, because they know that Japan is the best. - Yeah. - Hard to beat. - People love Japan. Hard to beat. - Hard to beat. - Dude, we're gonna go this year. - In July, maybe. - Yeah, yeah. - You should come. You should come. Seriously. - Yeah. - What if we all went to Japan? - That'd be fun. - Well, you gotta come this way to go that way, so you might as well come say it. - We made a documentary. - Oh, I'd love that. - Yeah, I'd love that too, man. I'd love to go to Japan. - Boys in Japan? - Yeah, yeah. - The boys go to Japan. - That'd be fun. - It'll be R3 Amigos. - Yeah. - I'm Dartanian. - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - Okay. (laughing) - Okay. - Are you sure? - To be with the sword. - Okay. Okay. - I wanna learn how to do that. No, come on. No, seriously, no, what's the sacrificing? No, uh, what do I go? Harigato. Harigato. Harigato. Harigato. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Shama. Shama said. Yeah, not Harri Krishna. What is it? Harri. Harri. Harri. Harri. Harri. Harri. Harri. Harri. Harri. Harri. Okay, we don't know from day at the bomb. He's killing himself. Yeah. And there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death. Cubs with. Go Cubs. Go. Go Cubs. Go. Yeah. Yeah. Do you see a picture of Bobby's mom there, uh, as a, that's Bob's mom that was interacting days. I see why Steve moved back. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be a finisher in yourself. Oh, I'll have the green curry. You know, we want to thank our guests for coming on the show. Yeah, fun. Do that. It's so much fun, man. You're the best. Yeah, I think I, yeah, I think like it's good. I just like, yeah, sometimes I'll get in spaces where I isolate and stuff. So I'm trying to like kind of take a play out of your book, Bobby and just like, you know, not do that. You know, you think sometimes that they, that they, the getting better is in the ice. It's like, I just need to wait, you know, and get better, you know, but it's sometimes it's like, no, I need to do more stuff. Just do it. But anyway, yes. I'm sorry. There's a long answer. I've said enough. You had a great time and thank you so much, dude. And congratulations, dude. I feel, uh, the world feels so lucky that you guys make this show and your producers too. This is like, people were everywhere I go. Do you know them? Do you know bad friends? Do you know the same with you, dude? You know, I think we're all in the same, we're family. And you know, what I think about you is, is that I almost say something real is, is that there's so much about you that I relate to. We're very similar in so many different ways. And so, uh, my heart really goes out to you all the time. And, um, what are you talking about for what? Just same height, same look, same style. No, just in terms of same guy. What? We my heart goes out to you. I love you. I mean, oh, yeah, just say that. My heart goes out to you like I'm like a trapped on an island or something or fucking like I'm an ICU. Sorry. Go ahead. I'm messing it up. Go on. I'm going to relax back. I'm going to chill out. Where are you saying? I love you. Is that better? I love you too. Yeah. There's many about things about you that I relate to as well. What are you doing? Similar, you know, feels good. That's what I want to say. When I look at you, when I look at you, it feels good. Anyway, say thank you for being a fat bad friend, Allah. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you. Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day, comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue, just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. 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