THE YSK HOUSE TOUR! -You Should Know Podcast-

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For those of you that have made a massive mistake in your life and are not in the picture on the quality club tickets are available to you the general public April 2nd at 10 a.m. Eastern. What is the YSK house tour we will explain it some more mean Cam live completely different lives the life of cam are all the shovel bad Payton a single rich rich rich bachelor but together we make the YSK house and we're bringing that house to cities across America and across the world we're going to go to San Francisco San Diego my hometown Austin Texas Houston Texas Orlando Florida Boston Massachusetts the second home of YSK Columbus Ohio and then Chicago but you know we're ending the domestic YSK house tour right here in our back yard Dallas Texas 10 feet from the studio right now and we are confirmed confirmed going to Sydney Australia we are don't curse we're confirmed confirmed going to Melbourne we are confirmed confirmed going to London we're going to Manchester the YSK house tour is here tickets are available on the patreon right now the quality club only right now with general sale is April 2nd at 10 a.m. Eastern at you should know studios dot com you should know studios dot com the link is in the description we love you guys so much now on to the rest of the episode you should know podcast we got goes cam back in the studio boom box lot YSK house tour baby yes sir and you forgot something in the intro big guy I forgot something you forgot something pretty big I got the tour you could say so yes sir what's about merch now listen merch is live the same day that general admission tickets are so Wednesday April 2nd let's say that general admission general maybe not general admission that's that's own qualification tickets are live April 2nd merch for the general public general public not admission so yes merch is live I did forget merch is live April 2nd as soon as the tickets go live 10 a.m. Eastern time so I'm very excited about tour beyond excitement can I say something to the YSK fan base real quick you're the worst not I love y'all to death like I was on a piece together this whole tour rollout for at least a month yeah how many how much one estimate on to a house we had the little we had the little dumb to read at one first anybody someone said I can't see what that is go over the big no no we had the we had the first sale sign and all the comments are like oh they're the studios up for sale they're moving studios are you nuts we're put we posted animated JPEGs throughout the last three weeks of houses of ball pits of all sorts yeah so I think you posted a picture of a bus that said tour bus yes I posted on on Payton's Polaroid the Instagram it's a small Instagram page but I posted literally a tour bus on it so I couple people got it like they're like maybe this is about a tour I mean somebody thought I was becoming a real estate agent whenever I posted like the professional pictures that me and cam took on my Instagram like it's unbelievable the things people come like a real estate agent like are you here like what what would possibly make you think that yeah you're just gonna go start selling house it was impressively it was impressively bad the guesses that you all had but to the few you that got it congrats because if there was some few we we all had a couple they're like oh my god y'all going on tour win win win win win yeah so congrats to y'all and so we are we are going on tour it's the YSK house tour we can explain it a little bit yes you want to take the reins yes so the YSK house tour is me and cam's life is so different right like cam is a fought well by the time we go on tour a father of two father of two that's that's wicked saying and I am not a father of anything you're my father you are your own father yeah a lot of people do call me daddy like Pierce right say it there you go see that so we live two different lives but we're forming this one household together right his household's chaotic full of kids mindful of degeneracy drinking the party and we're gonna combine it to the YSK house and we're taking this house on tour and all of y'all are invited into the house so each time we go to a city once you enter that building you're in the YSK house you're in the YSK house and there's there's relatable parts for everyone yeah you have the chaotic you have the kids running around the the up early the going to bed early you have the never going to sleep the partying the gambling all the fun stuff yeah being able to just drop whatever wants to do and do whatever you got all that in one place and it's the YSK house and I think it's really interesting too because the fans like y'all the people that support and watch I noticed this a lot in the last tour because it was the pain versus cam tour a lot of people whenever they were signing with cam is because they related to his lifestyle when they sided with me you related to my lifestyle and so the kind of that's why I sparked the idea of like like our lives are different and everybody that listens and watches y'all's lives are different yeah and so and but and together we can form this YSK house and and I think once y'all come to the venues and come to the show you can see like we're creating a whole world around this like it's gonna be amazing and it's just obviously we're not gonna give you the the whole thing right here but like the conception of it to the promoing it to just talking about it like it's it's going to be amazing I'm I'm actually beyond thrilled that we finally announced oh I'm so excited like a weight off the show it actually feels weird to talk about it really it feels like it feels like it feels like saying Voldemort he like we're like oh my god no pun intended it's like the terror of you all over again literally bringing in the YSK house store literally but no it's a cry it feels it feels great to finally say and it is like we're talking about a dirty little secret yeah and so a lot I know there's inevitably every time we announce the tour there's going to be comments about why aren't you going to this city where'd you go to this city well it's because I don't like going to Kansas I don't know what it's not we would love to tour all 50 states but it's even a it's it's a miracle we were able to do this tour because this is a month after Kim's second child is born yeah we're going on tour again so you got to keep that into please into consideration so and and that's going to even be the beautiful part about tour you all gonna get fresh that of two came and so he's going to be like extra in his dad bag oh yeah I'm gonna be checking on people the audience because everybody has the fish and water yeah I'm like hey medics we need medic row four she doesn't look good that eyes drooping get them I go can't she just hasn't lazy yeah I go oh they're mine they call them off call them off no it's it's gonna be uh yeah definitely keep that in consideration obviously we'd love to go see all of you but we try to pick some big spots some spots that are like central to multiple other locations like you know it's where it's not it's not like oh we're going to New York and in Cali It's like we're going, we're going pretty much our big places and our touring agent did a really good job putting this tour together. So I'm super, super excited about it. If you're in the qualit club, go get tickets right now. You know, this meet and greet sell out fast. Um, and then to general public. If you're in the general public right now, you don't want to wait till April 2nd, go get in the qualit club right now and you can go get a ticket. So, um, yeah, it's fantastic. I'm super excited about it, man. Oh, I am too. I hate how you act on tour though. Why? Did you're so weird on tour? I'm weird. I'm weird on tour. Yeah. I'm weird on tour. Yeah. If I followed your footsteps last summer, I'd have cirrhosis of the liver. And I'm weird on tour. I'm weird on tour. How the hell am I weird doing my work? Because I actually said alarms. I make sure we're up. I actually brushed my teeth before we leave the room. Okay. That's not a tour thing. That's a life thing with me. I don't brush my teeth. Oh my God. This is rich. I've loved it because you just like it's either you want to have the most fun or you're the worst person ever. Payton, sometimes I'm weird. That's all it is. That's all it is. Sometimes when we're on the four four shows four nights back to back to back. Yeah, I might not want to go straight sweeping in Columbus. Soon. No, that was the worst part because I remember we're in like some lit city. Like I forgot. It was either. Let's say it was like Boston or Chicago or like some cool fun city. I know. I was like, now I'm a call at a night. I'm not going out, but then we go to Detroit. And he's like, let's scoot her around the city at midnight. Are you kidding me? I'm not going around. I'm going to see what in was really talking about. I'm giving on eight. My line scooter. No, there. I mean, I'll give you that. I don't think that's weird. I think that's being a human. I know. I think sometimes I got that little extra pep in my step. Oh, okay. I already talked to live. She's asleep. Malachi did great to show fantastic. Let's go kick it. And other times I'm like, well, I gotta go talk to live. The kids throwing up. My feet hurt. My back sweaty. And I need to go to bed. Dude, but that's not fun. That's a whole part about tours. You're supposed to go be a party animal or rock star. No, you're in. Oh, this. Oh my God. This rock star thing with you. You are, you are, you're very close. You are your own version of a rock star. But you just have to be a fan of realizing the hotel room. It's not a rock star. Yes, it is. Say this is like food or something. He's like, I'm going to bed. He lays out. It takes his shoe off frozen. He goes, I was just $10 bottle of water. Oh, that way. Oh, that way. We have a shower. We have a show. I go to that. You only went once camp. I was finding like just stuff like that. I could stand on. And I was like, yeah, and for everything's to stand on. One a.m. And you're literally in your underwear. You rip the curtains back. You're standing on like the 15th floor somewhere. I literally go like this. Dude, it's. Oh, I don't do that. And I'm like, I mean, while if you pan if the camera pans over, I'm in bed like this. Just trying to go to sleep. Geez. No, I do love sharing a bed with you though. You didn't want to share a bed with me on tour. You said my talent's hurt. We talk about this too much. Yeah. Yeah. I think I would get too bad. I mean, that's kind of what you'll hope the whole principle of this tour. I guess we just kind of explained it like how our lives are so different. And I think as the tour goes on, we'll create more tour stories. And so when we do these shows in front of you, I'll get like a live update of what's going on. I'm excited about that. I'm excited to explore to to dive into that. That there's a very fine middle ground. Yeah. There's a very fine. It's very much patents over here. I'm here. But we share some things right in the middle. Yeah. I think that's where the true love making is made. Yeah. We think that's where that where the babies are born is right in that middle ground. Yeah. I'm excited to share that. You should know podcast. Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Maybe it's Maybelline. We if we could get each other pregnant, right, not trying to get anything political here. Yeah. No need for that. If we could get each other pregnant, right? I'd be the mom. Really? Yeah. I would, I would knock you up. You have to. Really? You would take it from me. I would because I am more nurturing than you. So I would have to be the mom. I would be a very good mom. I don't know if you would. I'd be a better mom than you. You think you'd be a better mom than me? Yes. What universe are you a better mom than I am? You don't, you're not loving, like physically loving. You're an aggressive guy. You can't even poop in public. I would whip my nipple out in a heartbeat to feed my child. Kim, you don't go, Kim, you wear underarmored compression shirts in the pool. You don't take your shirt off in public. That's not true. That's not true. I did it when I was a kid. It's not true. I ate weight to many Oreos. It's not true. I take my shirt off. So you would definitely not take your, your, your, your, your feeding tube out. Payton, when you want to go to the club or go have a drink or go play top golf at 11 p.m. You can't. Yes, I can. You're not leaving the kid home with me. That's how this works, buddy. Kim, you have to pull some weight. You're the mom. You're the mom. You're the mom. I'm staying at home. Yeah. You got a feed. You're not going to go swing a fine iron with little Bubba going. First of all, I get to the sky. So if you don't think I can produce milk at a rapid pace, I would fill up like eight little bottles of, of food and just having prepared. I would meal prep with my, I'd be like factor meals of my first off. My milk would be more pure than yours. I'd have more pure milk. You'd have pure milk. I'd have pure milk. I'm more nurturing. The fact that you're trying to argue that is beyond it. Kim, you don't cuddle right. I've never seen you cuddle your wife. I cuddle my wife all the time. No, you don't have to stop. Raise your hand. Raise your hand. If you ever see him, Kim kisses wife in public. Three, two, one. Nobody. Thank you, Pierce. Thank you, Pierce. No, I'm a person. Yes. Thank you, Pierce. You've seen them kiss on the lips in public. Yes. No, he's lying, Pierce. He's lying. I've never seen. Okay. Honestly, Kim, I'm. Thank you. Kim, who's a more like genuinely? Like, I know I'm like hard like I'm a thug, right? Yeah, you have a soft heart. Yeah. But like, I, I, I cuddle well. I nurture well. I get gifts. I love flowers. I ask for flowers. Yeah, that's dumb to me. Who's more feminine? Me or you? Probably you. Exactly. But that's it. But that's in, that is in this real life. If you actually had to be a woman, I think I would be the better woman. I think you, oh, oh, my God. You have motherfuckin over your left and left. Yeah. But I bet you would have Gucci on that, like the baby paid for it. What are you doing for that Gucci? Because I'm a, I'm, I'm not your business. I'm nose down working hard. I'm working hard. Get them. I'm working hard too. I'm, I'm staying up as late as I have to know. Oh, but the difference is when you hit the bed, when I hit the bed, when I hit the bed, I'm going to sleep and turn the shoulder. You hit the bed. You're pulling out that ring light and an iPhone 17 pro max with a crystal clear camera. You can't just hit one of these right here and go, oh, hey, Steve. Oh, hey, Steve. And then the next day, my baby wakes up with rags to riches story and your baby's in a D or jumpsuit. And that's first of all, first of all, twerkers or workers. Let's not put it down. You can't, you can't just, no, first of all, you're not going to diminish my career. You can't do that. You're not going to disrespect me in front of my face. You're not going to do that. You can't just start a blue pages and then make $40,000 a month. You got to market that, right? I would market that. I'm a master marketer. Okay, that's fine. And so that's the hard work that goes into it. You stretch your butt a five times a week and see how easy it is. You go, it starts to hurt. Oh, okay, you might, okay, you know, that is a job that you're profession. Yeah, you know, uh, that's fine. You know, okay. No, okay, let me go on this. Can I say something? Yeah, go for it. You're going to go more points about, go for it. The only motherly thing about you is those child-bearing hips. That kid would have a great, a great births now if it came out. Oh my god. Octo mom, you can push out eight for you. For you, that kid would be like, ow, ow, ow. I can push out of a two by four frame to tell, like tunnel. Don't talk about my narrow urethra. Don't talk about, you know, there's a medical condition that I'm going to have things problems with. Wait, dude, I got to tight urethra. You have a tiny peepie hole. Oh my god. Dude, it's like, dude, when I'm, it's like, oh, I mean, this is stupid. I love it. Dude, okay, can I say something happened with me? No, but like how tight though? Like how tight? I haven't gotten an x-ray, but no, but like how tight? Well, I think it's because I'm like a ballpoint pen now, but the hook doesn't do anything with the whole, the hook and hole. They don't correlate your users the whole thing. No, I know, but at the end where the stuff comes out is the hole. What would you say? The hole. Mine's a slit, not a hole. You're just round. I have a hole. No, my slit. Wait, mine. No, mine's a slit, but I'm saying it's big enough. Like there's, that's the hole. You open it up. Yeah, I put gloves on. I don't know what you're saying. Let's do the new topic. I'm sorry, Allie Allie that hurts. Okay. Oh, oh, no. Okay. No, no. I before I even lose this thought. No, no sir No, sir. You can punch it all you need to before I lose this thought I Lost a thought before but she found another man. Here we go I think I might have more speed than you go as fast as you can go as fast as you can Okay, it is about speed, but it's also about it's about the depth I think hold on. I think on this Do it again, do it again. Do it again. Whoa, that's good depth. You look like the **** made in black crickets. Yeah, you know, it's something missing. It might be my hips. It might be my balls aren't small. I can do a good look at you now. And it's a little it's like it's like a little juggletation. What are we talking about all right, here we go. Um, back to reality. Can I say something? Oh, oh, oh, oh, wow. Roundhouse kick. All right. I want to know what it a bite. He did die. He did. Yeah. Yeah. He's dead. He went to my middle school. Why did he not get a lot of praise when he died? He did. Really? Just not on your FYP. I guess not. He's all over my FYP. I didn't see anything. I didn't think it was. I did not know Chuck Norris. The Chuck Norris died until Liv's grandma sent it in the family group check. Can I be honest? I think it was a thing. I didn't think he was still with us. I think that was a big deal. 100% confirmed he was alive either. Exactly. I think he was one of those like, oh, wow. He was still here. Oh, my God. What was he doing? How old does he 90? Yeah. I mean, he lived a full term. What was he? 86. He lived a full term. It's a hell of a lot. I mean, there's no, if you're wishing for much more than that, I mean, you're selfish. Yeah. Let's share some oxygen. 86. Let's go. What else can you experience? Especially as Chuck Norris. How many middle schools can you get in here? You're not. I mean, he visited my middle school and I mean, that's that's it. Flew to go into. Frenzy. Shut up. Shut up. Chuck Norris. Visited your middle school. I did not know Chuck Norris went on a PR tour press run. No, no, no. Chuck, the Chuck Norris visited you when you were 11 years old. Chuck Norris visited my middle school every year. Chuck Norris is at my middle school every year. Did he? Because I was in Kickstart. What is Kickstart? Our karate program. Show me, show me, show me, show me, show me. You did karate? Yeah. Yeah. You didn't know it was in Kickstart program? Were you ever going to tell me that you you've done karate? Oh, I didn't do karate. I was in Kickstart program, which was a karate program. I never got past the white belt. But you did karate. Oh, you have practiced martial art. Did you've never said that? Oh, I had the traditional garb and everything. Yeah. And Chuck Norris and the whole thing was Chuck Norris is going to come at the end of the year to watch you kick wood. That was the whole thing. I'm about to pass out. This is a good. I didn't tell you that. No, you didn't tell me you were in karate. And this was when you were young. You had your long hair jagged teeth. Oh, Chuck Norris looked at me like I wasn't a human. Oh, yeah, he looked like you probably came from somewhere like you were inhabited. Oh, Chuck Norris. Oh, yeah, Chuck Norris probably said, hold it. Yeah. So I remember, yeah, Chuck Norris, I was in the Kickstart program. Well, Preston was in it first. Preston was a dual athlete, my brother. He was in band doing the trumpet. And then he would do Kickstart program right after. He quit Kickstart quickly after. And then he told me, Hey, Chuck Norris comes to the school. And I was like, I love Chuck Norris. I never really watched anything of him, but I loved him. He was just one of those beings that you just heard of. You never watched it. But you knew Chuck Norris was. I was like, I'm signing up for Kickstart, right? I watch Walker takes his range with my grandparents. Is it crazy? I don't have a single memory from Kickstart other than Chuck Norris. And I don't actually remember doing anything. I remember having the gear. And then like, and just showing up in Chuck Norris at the end of the year. That's all I remember. That is what and what grade was this? Six, six grade. Sixth grade. Sixth grade. That is very much like you're cognitive. You're there. Oh, no, I was there. You probably like six grade. You're you're you're you're like in girls. You're doing in sports. Like you're thinking I was figuring it out. I wouldn't be completely sold right there. I mean, I mean, I didn't have any any test subjects, but that's what I think. He said, Hey, I tried. I just couldn't. Yeah. I mean, there was a guy named Ralu Askabar in my school. I mean, he got it done. Dude, there's this older guy in my school. I was in kindergarten. He was in fourth grade. Is that a little reading program? Mm-hmm. You had a reading program? Swag. You know, I wasn't like, we didn't have to be like, it was like, there was some for the fourth years. They had to come down and read to the kindergartners. Oh, you're in pals. See, you called the pals. We didn't call it that. See, we only did that for our students that needed a little more help. No, they did it for every class. So maybe I didn't. I go, come to think about it. No one else ever talked. No, it was first grade. But no, they, but he, bro, he just aura, aura, man, bro. No, dude, no. That, but this is a better aura story. We were in the seventh grade, and we had this like, we practically had like a week of pretty much like borderline Olympics, like the way our school worked. And I don't, I don't, I'd never heard another school do this. To be in athletics, like say for me, I only wanted to play basketball. To be in the period of athletics, you had to play the sport that was in season, or you weren't in athletics. No, you weren't a good enough athlete. So no, no, no, it was for everyone's cross-support. So school starts, I'm in football path. Because I want to be an athletic. And I said, hey, I need to help it. They said we got to drive to the high school. They said we got to get, no, I had a high school helmet in the eighth grade. I don't know. I had a high school helmet when I was 12. And I'm not kidding. That's, that's one of the fact. It was me and one of them, me and Jared Bell. Mine was more, it's very normal, shape, just large. His was kind of kingdom crystal, but we both had massive heads. Oh, I'm going to get a custom football helmet. They said, Bell, Kennedy, come in, come in the office, shipments here. We literally had, we had high school helmets. So football, boom, right? And then so forth, so on. Football ends. Now it's basketball. Right. You have to think about what I'm about to say. There's like, for every sport, there's 120 kids trying out because they want to be an athletics. Yeah. So, and then the same thing like the track and baseball and baseball is at the very end. So I finally was like, I'm good. I don't have to be an athlete. So at the beginning of the year, though, they did your like, baseline. It's like, you did like your squat max, your bench max. Everyone went outside and ran miles. All these, so they would just have it to gauge you as an athlete. Right. This kid, I'm not going to say his last name. His name was Noel. Charlottes and Noel. He ran in the eighth grade. He ran. I think a, it was either 457 or 459 mile. And when I he blew the rest of us out of the water. Yeah. Come to find out he was held back two times and a late starter. He was 16 in the eighth grade. He was 16 years old. He was 16 years old in the eighth grade. I watched him drive himself home for practice one day. I said, we're in a junior high. How is he driving? I said, how did he just get behind the wheel? Next year went the high school. He got arrested. You want to talk about, you want to talk about, uh, that couldn't win pro dog. Y'all look at my point, Noel. He was not great. He had a hell of a head start. I mean, he was, oh, no, he started halfway. Oh, kids should have been on JV. He's playing eighth grade football. B team. He was looking at scholarships. Yeah. I'm like, holy. I'm like, it's like Megatron catching those passes. He should, he should be on varsity. I'm like, what is going on? Can we find out what Noel's doing now? I probably don't want it. Probably don't want it, but I hope he's good. Hope he's good. When did you lose track in Noel? Uh, after you got arrested, you got arrested, and we didn't, I don't really know what happened to him, to be honest. What age did you get arrested? Ninth grade. He was 17 years old. Freshman. He's probably doing all sort. He drove home in the eighth grade. He drove home after practice. Yeah. That's right. He said, oh, good practice, boys. Drobo. Yeah, that's bad. Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Zelda mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all-day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue, just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Mavily New York. Maybe it's Mabelane. School is an interesting place. Kids are interesting, as well, man. Kids are very interesting. I have an interesting story with the child that happened this week. I mean, that's a heart start. No, I'm not going to lie. That's a heart start. That's like a, let's call it a yellow card, right? You're not out of the game, but the rest is watching you. The rest watching you for the rest of the contest. That's a rough start. So I had an interesting story with a child. No, I put a child in my car. Babe, red card, red card, get him out of here. No, I didn't know the kid. You're not going to make me look like this. Y'all are going to make me look like this. That's not what I meant. No, I asked his dad. No, okay, this is what happened. No more pauses are coming. You got a key. You got a speedrunner. No, okay, so very awkward story happened, right? Very awkward. situation. So my neighborhood is full of like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all right, I need to get too much deep sleep last night. Oh God. So my neighborhood's full of like kids and families walking up and down the streets, right? In the neighborhood, right? Yeah. It's all that I'm I'm new to this, right? But there's always kids and families walking, right? And so there is a kid and there's a kid and his father, they're walking in front of my house. Now I have a cyber truck, right? Yes. And so cyber trucks are really cool to kids. They love cyber trucks, right? Now it's a big fridge with wheels. Now I was inside my house, but I can see my front yard. I see this father and his kid walk up to my cyber truck that's in my driveway. No, sir. And so now my neighborhood is really friendly, right? Like everybody talks to everybody, like everybody tries to be cordial and I'm new to the neighborhood. So I don't want to be the get off my lawn. Don't touch my truck. Yeah. And it's a child. Talks like, I mean, you whatever you could have caused play as like a Southern Alabama seven year old white man right there. Yeah. Get off my lawn. Yeah, exactly. But I didn't. I wanted to end and I have a soft spot for kids. Like I want them to like enjoy life and like, you know, if they, if they see my truck, I want to show them like, that's in your, your nephew. He loves my truck. Yeah, he did. So it was a little too much, but the dad and the, and the son were looking in my car window. No, yeah. I don't, at that point, I don't care about being a new guy. Thought of here. What do you think you're doing? Hey, that's not normal, right? I wish I, yeah, that no. Leave. I wish I would have said that because what I did was so awkward. Oh god. So I walk out of my house and I go, oh, your kid liked the cyber truck. And they go, yeah, man, sorry. He just, he loved cyber truck. It's the first time I see one in person. I was like, oh, I'll show him. You want me to open the door? You can sit in the, in the driver's side. He goes, oh, is it Kenny? And I said, yeah, of course. Cause I've seen those videos on Instagram where like, there's a Lamborghini and like, they make the person's life by letting them sit in the Lamborghini for the first time. This was my Lamborghini, right? Yeah. That Lamborghini is typically outside of like a retail store though, right? Not your house. Right. And so now, if you know me, my car is never clean. So I forgot. So I've been meal prepping, right? Oh my god. And one of my meal preps was salmon. And the other one was ground beef. I had left two of the meal preps in my back seat for three days. Right. In the Texas heat. That's borderline like an offense. That's like, you put that kid in a chamber. That is driving around. Yeah. It's you unaffected. What the hell? Okay, if y'all want me to be honest, one of those things are rolled out all the windows. I'm like, I'll get to that whatever I get home. And I just always forget. I'm being honest. And y'all can't say I'm not on this podcast. No, it's a, it's a grotesque smell. And so I'm like, oh, all open it up. He can send the driver's sign. The dad is so excited for his son. I don't open the door. He picks up his son up. He puts him in the car. He goes, look, oh my god. He goes, oh my god. And so I go. I go, I go, oh my god. I grab my mouth. I go, I go, I go. And then I pretend, like I've never smelled him before. I go, what is that? Oh, my god. You flip the script. You go, what you do to my god. The kid goes, Dad, I want to be here. Oh, oh my god. He's putting this kid. And he's like, oh my god. The kid's like, oh my god. The dog, dude, I have the biggest painting attack ever. That kid jumped out of that car. That's it. Thanks. That's it. Thanks so much. And they walk. He's like, no, it's exactly how it walked off. Dude, I was like standing outside of my truck for like two minutes. Just like, you know, what do I do? I'm just like, I think it was the most embarrassing moment. See, in that, bro, those are the reasons, those are the reasons that I've learned to not be kind in this life. For those circumstances. Yeah, you could be overly kind to like, it's one of those things. Like, I'm not, I'm not going to sit here and say, like, karma is this, is this real thing that it's guaranteed. Whatever. When you, it is a, it is so weird with an un, unbeatable track record. When you're living a normal life and you're a good person, now you're a bad person, sure, go out of your way to be kind. Right. When you're a good person and nine out of 10 things you do, they're jolly, they're legal, everything's good. Yeah. And then you just get that inkling to make a little kid's day and to show him a fridge with wheels. Put them on the inside of that spaceship. It never, ever works out. Yeah. So I think the majority of the awkward things in my life have come from me trying to be nice. It doesn't suck. Yeah. Because it's like, you don't want to be this cynical person. No, I don't. That's like me. I thought that that girl's waving, start waving at her back. Yeah. She gets all scared and runs away. Now, the neighborhood creep, and they put my picture in the Facebook group. Yeah. Exactly. Did that happen? Apparently. They put a pair, apparently. Wait, I'm not like, no, you're a most wanted and you're not like, but it was a picture of my car. I feel like watch out for this car. Yeah. Is that why you park in the garage? Yeah. I said, you don't need to know where I live. Bro, I don't, I'm like, I'm like, I tried to wave at a girl that seemingly was waving at me. Yeah. And then it was really her friend on the other side of the car. Yeah. And just because I go and do the cheese do it, she runs off and tear it. Yeah. I go. Oh, dude. Hey, I speak to being with younger people. I hang out with your kid, man. No, I got to stop. It's crazy. It is like a jigsaw words right now. You are speaking of being with younger people. I think you need a paternity test for your son. You are out of your mind. If you don't think that kid is mine, I'm saying it might be mine. Does that mean? Can I say something? No, what does that mean? This is an embryo tube thing that's I, but still a perfect baby, but I'm saying, no, I'm not saying the mean, but you saying that means you banged my wife. No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying we do share underwear sometimes to some things might have collided. I don't know what happened. You think I don't know how it works. Cess crustaceans impregnated my wife. I'm saying it's a possibility because I posted your son on my Instagram story the other week, right? And I mean in a stounding amount of DMs, I got off of that Instagram. They saw he was yours. They said Malachi looks unbelievably like you, Peyton. And I go, no, no, he does it. I looked again. And I say, wow, this little white boy got my eye. Bro, he does low-key look like me. Yeah, he's, I mean, no wonder he's so cute. But you mean look alike. Cam, if we look like I'm if we look like him. Oh, come on. Cam, we don't look alike at all. Look, do this. Cam, if we looked alike, I would use facial wash. Oh God. That's a rock. That's a rock, that's a rock, that's a rock. Your brother used facial wash. No, he, uh, I mean, he's super-booted. Plotus, where the **** are they live? Arkham. Lock him and cause him. What do you mean? I don't want to know. I can't. You gotta go into that. Oh my god. This is borderline. I'm monetization. That's all episode. Oh my god. Oh, man. What the hell? Okay. Yeah. Don't say anything. Yeah. What on earth? But he's still from the Rothschilds. Battery acid is facing super glue to his eyes. That has to be muted, right? That has to be muted. It has to be muted. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Patrons getting a hell of an episode. This is unbelievable. Wow. Take a tour on sale right now for our tour. The YSK House tour on. Okay. This is, if this is a sneak, this isn't a sneak peek. I don't know. Oh, and if you know, if you've been to any other tour, you know we're, we're a loose cannon on stage. Oh, yeah. A little bit. I believe we were labeled unhinged by multiple fans from every city. And I think the thing I like about this tour is it's not as segment based. It's a lot of it is just riffing. Like it's just like going with the crowd. When I tell you I'm gonna get on some of y'all's. Yeah. If you're sensitive, don't go to the show. But don't heckle us because I'll kick you out. Yeah. I'll make 21st think. And there's no refunds. But no refunds. Okay. Can I say real quick? Well, we're selling. Can I say? We're selling on the, no, you're gonna get next topic. But what we're selling at the shows. We're selling signed YSK House tour flags. Yeah. People that give VIP mean greets get a YSK House tour lanyard. Yes, sir. And then exclusive hats and then shirts. And then we're working on one more thing, but that's what you're getting at the at the at the at the show It looks really good. Yeah, I mean great you get a cuss. You don't get but you get to be in front of a cuss and step and repeat Yeah, it's really cool. We're doing a lot of it. I don't know what a seven repeat is like the backdrop. Yeah, it's really cool Yeah, anyway, what are you saying? I was saying I have a question. I now this is a timeless question Yeah, timeless and I think I want to see if your perspective has changed now being with Sarah So timeless question age old. Okay. What is it? Would you punch Sarah in the face? Nope For a billion dollars I punch your son in the face. Okay, whoa. I'm sorry. You punched me. I know Billy. No. There's not much I wouldn't do for a billion dollars. So you'd punch Sarah. Yeah, hard as you can. Yes, sorry. No, that's fine That's pretty fun. That's it. No, I'm not saying. Yeah, I do anything for a billion dollars. You could now. I wouldn't say anything Don't say anything, but I asked my dad that right. Yeah, we're sitting around the counter Yeah, and my mom's right there and it started with I put my fist up to my mom just playing with it And I was like white people find it. That's white people fun. My mom I don't order a face kit feels like she doesn't play like if you ever want to see my mom I put a finger in her face. She doesn't play with that. That's different It's different, bro. You've never touched your mom's own cheek. I don't know my mom's face feels like I'll never know I'll never know my mom's face. You're like you're not even like oh, mom. She's oh Don't know no, no, no, no, like when you were yelling like mama I don't know. Maybe I was like when I was like Valentines age, but like not like when I formed myself now So listen to this. I'm sitting with my parents and I started with that and I was like, oh man That would that would really mess you up and my dad chimes and he's eating pizza mind you He's sitting there face down. He goes. I would knock her clean out fold that. Yeah, and I just go Like all right, let me let me segway this I go dad would you would you punch mom in the face as hard as you can As hard as you can for a billion dollars my father Without hesitation That's a piece of pizza and he looks at me goes, I'd kill her No hesitation no stutter no choppy voice I'd kill I literally go He goes he goes Billion dollars a lot of money and I was like you're being serious. He goes. Oh, yeah, I'm the Qt's he can I'm not gonna lie. I think a Qt cup is surgically attached to your dad's paw. I'm not gonna lie I've known your dad for about 10 years. I've never seen him out of a Qt cup in his hand Like and I won I honestly wanted I want to see your dad at that cup. Oh my god It's like every day he wakes up. He's just like He sleeps with it. I've seen him nap with it in his hand like this Your dad is a cartoon dog when I said I absolutely lost it. Oh my god, dude. My mom is like oh, yeah Of course, I'm just chop liver my dad goes Lisa. We had a great life. Honestly, honestly a million dollars. They've been together forever Yeah, I get that point. Why not? I think it's selfish if your partner doesn't let you see now that like that now Would you would you okay? There's not a person on his earth. I wouldn't on this you are to me for a billion hit? No, oh, okay, I'll probably say we need to go. I'd hate anybody. We need to go to couples therapy. You know anybody though You said what you anybody? Yeah anybody on the planet. I ain't Carolyn Anybody you would you would rock them sock them. Hey, and Carolyn can I have a head rub? Clean through the jaw for a billion. How many times did you got to do one as hard as you can though? That would be my question though You would you'd go more than once whatever they need. Oh my god Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York, Zelda Miss technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Just plum do a hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York Pee the other day I was sitting there believe it or not I was sitting down I was thinking about our relationship Finally and just how we vibe you know you've been working on me you planted the seed. I've been sitting here thinking now When you think about me is it close on close off partial partial nudity not going. It's like half bottom half Depends on typically bottom half if it's bottom have the whole room goes dark hit me Oh my god that was pretty Sanders oh Oh It's somebody I Bernie Sanders on top of Bernie Mac. All right be Bernie Mac legend. Oh like are you you just said are you here? I Bernie Sanders on top of Bernie Mac because there's a Bernie Mac Jovim no like his face on top of his body when he does the I ain't scared y'all Yeah, I'm scared of Bernie Sanders on top of Bernie man on top of his face like put Bernie Sanders face on top of Bernie Mac's face You're trying to argue bro. Don't you know you've been on some strange verb. It's no. I have it's verbyage Verbiage is that a fact that you don't know anything did you sit and read the English dictionary just you can make fun of people Wow All right, anyway, so while I was thinking about us. I started thinking This some of the things we like about each other and dislike about each other it kept they can't be universal Like some other guys might not like it some other girls with their friends. They might not like it So I have a quiz for you. Okay. All right. This is simply red flag or green flag homie's edition. Oh I got it so I mean you're a fake homie 50% of the time So hopefully this is somewhere reflecting on yourself. Hey, they're just broad statement things I was thinking about and I want to know if you think it's a red flag or a green flag red flag green flag homie edition. Yes, sir. Here we go Continuous roasting or jokes of the other person just that it's circumstantial I'd say those are that's very circumstantial. I think it's green. I think it's green flag circumstantial like y'all Y'all literally y'all get off I make it fun to me and but then when we do it to someone else is just as much fun You have to have you have to have a big heart. Yes. I think you're not friends if you don't roast each other That's number one, but it depends on how it's done. It depends on how it's done and who's doing it? Okay now the caveat now the caveat Continuous roasting your jokes In front of the women. No To do those dude. Ah dude. Don't try to get some of them making fun of me You have to get my car when we leave and you're roasting me for the No, can I like I can't that was you in college. Oh, no, that was the what No, that was not What you know how many times because I was less fortunate than you whenever I was coming out of high school and we were And we were roommates in college and I didn't have going outfits. I didn't have going outfits No, shut up. And so we would be like let's go to the club. I remember I was 18. This is traumatized me. Oh, okay This happened once. Yes, this is bad. Yes, and so I remember I was like cam. I don't have an outfit for tonight for the party Yeah, can I wear an outfit? I mean head to toe it was cam's outfit shirt pants shoes Know everything was cams and so I remember I had some energy with this girl And I guess cam liked it too Because cam came over and we're like I think she complimented something on my outfit y'all said they're vibing he can't goes. You know that whole outfit's me right I was like worst part worst part was this they were vibing. She's like I really like your fit I literally it was like a drive-by I popped and I said yeah, that's all mine Had on a special two-for-one as well No, I froze I was like this And I was at the weird part of my partying phase because I wasn't old enough to like buy drink So when people would like leave out half empty like drinks I would just drink them They called me the back. Yeah, you had communal audiences. You had a sip of whiskey a half a tequila over here I'm like a lot of gin. That might be the sickest ever didn't cause We would go to house parties like at Oklahoma State University like huge parties like 50 60 people in there And like the night was getting like done Yeah, and so there's like a bunch of half-drinking beers or half-drinking like Just mix drinks like just laying around like on counters or on nightstands and I'll do like this And I would just go around and finish it because I want to get to Honestly, I think I did that for the fist because all the girls liked your boy the beat Yeah, I was tired of it. Yeah, yeah, come to the expense of my boy. And I know some hoes That was crazy. You know, I kind of don't remember that and I definitely didn't intend it like that Yeah, that's homey court, bro. This is homey court. It's what we're here for. Okay Here we go take now. This is directly for me. This is from my heart. And I just want to hear your hands. Okay Takes forever to respond or text back now now. Okay, we're gonna set personal side. Okay, because we know I have I have some I have some some of that. I have a little munchkin But I always try my best to get back to you as But for the general public. This is my stance on that if you need to text your homey 24/7 you'll always need to be talking y'all aren't actually friends. Yeah. Yeah, you know He's two kids by the way. Oh God. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm saying like yes. I can Like there's friends like I have back in my hometown. I haven't talked to you like two years If I saw them tomorrow it would literally be like back to regular like we've never missed time. Thank you Yeah, that's real friends. Thank you. That was another one on the list Yeah, always needing to be around and always needing to talk. No, you want my butt All right, here we go always big if this is not always always down for anything Green flag super green flag. Yes, that's what I don't like about you. Okay, but that's but that's a different thing That's what I'm saying. That's a different one. I'm like shine by Kim my bother. No, I still want the invite No, I hate you. I hate your participation. I said your participation. Oh my god. Did you have been a participatory? Why? Why? How so now? Oh my god. Oh my god. The yin and yang of life the lunar cycle has completed You used to do the exact same thing to me. Oh You would do the exact same thing to me. I invite you to the gym It's no no no no so then it gets because I'm insecure. That's different so that's even worse You're taking your insecurity out on me. I'm just like I can't go. There's a kid screaming He's screaming to vomiting my wife's angry. I'm hungry. I'm slept for an hour No, I'm sorry. I can't go drink to kill on a Wednesday. I can't do it. I can't do it I ask you go to the gym. No, no, no, no. So the fifth time it's like oh he's probably gonna say no. Why bother? Same thing No, that's different because I am no no no you can't you can't you can't you can't make the cake and eat it too No, the difference is I am available. I just don't want to go. You're just not even available So there's no point in talking to you But what if I can move some chess pieces around and you can and get available you never have that's not true And oh my god. No thing is you'll call me at seven o'clock on a Wednesday Like hey, you want to go out in an hour? It's like can't do that tell me on Sunday. He's not Okay, next one here we go competitive with the homie What does that mean like always trying to compete always trying to one up. Oh, it's lame. I think Perfect now this now this is a this is a potential one right here calls you out in front of others This is an interesting one now. This is big time Circumstances. Who's who's he calling you out in front of uh let's do and calling you out on what That's it that definitely depends. Let's okay without specifics. Let's just say Is it like if someone calls you out? Is it respectful like say say uh Say you said you're done drinking. Yes, whatever we go out Just in the vibes and in the moments. Mm-hmm. You order a drink. Mm-hmm The homie calls you out in front of whoever's right there he goes I thought you weren't drinking Thought you weren't drinking you probably shouldn't do that like he's really checking you because he cares for you Or is that lame as you could pull you to the side that's lame as you pull to the side and I have this rule with homies If I'm if I'm about to get in a fight with somebody or an arm arguing with something somebody and I do something wrong Maybe in public you you you take my side you take my side and then in private you tell me I was tripping Yes, but when we're in public, you're on my side. That's the that's the rule Yes, right unless they're put giving harm to somebody or they're doing something like like legally wrong or absolutely wrong Yeah, that's different, but if like I'm on a weight loss journey, right and I say I'm not gonna eat the case But then we're out with the friends and the homies and the hugs and I see the case and I want a piece of the case I'm gonna eat the case and I don't need you to tell me not to eat the case in front of everybody That's a fact because now everybody knows I'm insecure about my lumps If you're insecure then I'm dying Okay, here we go last one last one now. This is now. This is I can always he's gonna get us going always pays or covers for you So some people think That that's like you're you're doing the most like I can buy my own Like waterburger meal. Yeah, the homie that all way. Oh, I got it bro. I got it bro Now is that green or red? I think it's a green flag. I think it's a green to I don't If you did not give it a color it depends for about the heart though, but if I have to go green or red I'd say green. Oh, this is this is a caveat to it if they're paying for and it's just they just they do that's what they do is They just always pay by but if they pay for it and they're like dude, I'm pay for your memory. I pay for that's a problem That's a problem, but also, but also But also are the homies making an attempt to pay very big see there's cave yards to this because you can't be mad soon We show up somewhere and you go. Oh, yeah, I'll take the number seven Waiting for homie to pay for yeah, not except yeah, I remember pierced on tour We say hey boys we got about 10 minutes. We got to hit the highway. Let's run through Chick-fil-A room Pain goes I'll get it number two die coke Robbie. Number two die coke. I said uh number one power a pierce goes Let me get the number one Large die coke. Let's have an extra eight count nuggets. Let's do a cookies and cream shake hold the whip cream hold the cherry Let's do an extra four-count grilled nuggets. He goes y'all got cookies. Yeah, we said totally Here he goes. It's on the company car. Yeah, this ain't ours. Oh, boys How much for some stock in this How much would a chick play put down right now to get monthly dividends you tell me Here's the car. Actually, I got it on Apple play. He goes. Thank you bit remote No, I would have been a heart from both sides of that depends on the heart. Okay. That was good That's really good man. That's really good. Check your homie's man. Check your homie. Hey, but don't check him from others Now homie wise. I have one. Is it okay? Yes, give me any that if we didn't cover is it okay to flirt with a girl your homie used to talk to Oh, okay, say this is the caveat. This is the caveat. This is the caveat The caveat is he left her and was doing her wrong after three months of just talking not together so they never fully dated no My only other question that I can give you the answer is how close are the homies Close they're two peas in a pot. I'm saying no go crazy. I'm saying no go crazy and the reason I'm saying no go How many people are in the world Roughly eight billion right let's call it fifty-fifty coin. I hate that. I hate when people say that too I'm not going. I'm not gonna go to Australia. That's actually we are wise K house to her is going to Melbourne and Sydney tickets available Second there we go. That's beautiful I've said I get that but I'm saying it's it's I think if you're shoot like you and me right That would hurt my heart Even if I didn't date her and it really it shouldn't But I'm saying if it's more of I don't really give her it'd be You like there's so you can get so many other people. Yeah, but you did her wrong Exactly. You didn't like her. I did Not tell you though. I tell you By the way, bro, you know the one you disrespect it. I like her. So I'm gonna I'm gonna treat her right see But that's the thing I talked to about it. I don't just do it if I don't like her and I disrespect her It's like where we even talking like do it. Is that even the thing of the majority of our things going out days in this dating pool Disrespect and don't enjoy the people they talk to What the welcome to the world. Yeah, I'm not talking to you if I don't like have you not been on a patreon exclusive with I love fierce man Wow really Oh, we put it like that. Okay, you put it like that. It might be it might be just a gray flag I mean like honestly like if you were to ever cheat on live, sorry Now that would be punishable by yeah, yeah, I would never do that. I would never talk to live again I would go. Thank you. No, it's not true. I would because because because you have because she's the mother of Exactly, so I would talk to her. I also think and I'm based on I hope to never ever like later night separate from okay I hope to never separate from live, but I'm if that were to happen like in the hypothetical. Yeah I want to be the type of man that can do it cordially Like I don't and now it's our like something big would have to happen to even leave. Yeah, so they'd be tough But like I don't I don't like that like I How do you feel about that? This isn't necessarily the reason to leave no, no, not reasons. They go like Sarah's been leaving the No No, I'm kidding. Oh, there's hair in my cheeks again Oh, no, I'm tired of it. Oh, I oh my god. I shaved my wife from ankle bone To the belly button two nights ago Every brother would you say like that am I in love everything everything in between? No, dude. No, someone's breaking it. Yeah, what was that? Um, yeah, no respect to you, bro. I was on my knees for an hour You did that to me in college. That's crazy. No, okay, but do you if you I can win Hmm Oh, that's when you had your go to you All right, let's get into something else. Okay, okay, I said do you think it's all right to not do you think it's all right to be cordial with the next As long as nothing like, yeah, okay. I told you, I was inviting my ex to my wedding. - Yeah, okay, now that's a bit much. I think that's, you don't invite someone that you're cordial with to your wedding. You invite someone that you care about, an affront. But, no, it should never be lower than an acquaintance. - What do you mean? - Like, you get a new job at a new firm and you're really vibing with this dude. Like, he's cool, he's in a cubicle next to you and your wedding's in a month. You might lob him in invitation. Simply off of the strength of like, oh, I've planned to work here, he's cool. I became really close, really quick. Don't fully know him, we're not the best friends, but I'm getting married, he can come. You don't, like, your ex is not an acquaintance, like you don't see your ex every day. - I spend a lot of time with my ex more than John and cubicle three. - Really, yeah. - And if you ended on good terms, why not? - Now that, now it's this, I've always wondered this. How does one just genuinely, 100% genuine from both ends. So 200% genuine. It's my math, it's math, end on good terms. How does relationship end on good terms? - But but 100% genuine good terms. 'Cause I feel like. - Ending on good terms doesn't mean that no one's sad. - Yeah, I agree, I agree. - Ending on good terms means we both, for whatever reason, have agreed that the future of this has, or what has happened has run its course. There's no future to this. And we both amicably, yeah, that's a big word. - Yep. - We both amicably agree that we both amicably. We both amicably agree. We both amicably, good morning. It's gonna happen for you, right there at home. We both amicably agree, no, no, no, I'm not joking, Cam. We both amicably agree, is that not it? - Of course. - We both amicably agree. - There you go. - I think. - Doesn't feel good. - Amicably. - We amicably agree that this is run its course. There's no future for this. And we want different things, right? That's how it really ships in positively. - Yeah, but I do not see you being good friends after that. I don't know, I could be wrong. Like, yeah, and well, you're not, I don't think it would be healthy to text and talk all the time, but like, if you live in the same city, you see each other out. It's like, how are you doing? Okay, let's go get a coffee. - Everything good. - Wanna run it back? - Exactly, that's what I'm saying. I would not like that. I'm like, what are you gonna get a coffee? - He only, he only got the, wow, it didn't leave like me. - Woo! - What are you doing at 10? - It's like, out of here, no. - That's actually funny. Okay. - Oh my god, dude, English is, by the way. I mean, I just watched my man go, "Amicably agree," and that's a real word. He only went, "Amicably agree." - Yeah, I know. - English is nonsense. - You know, it's the worst language ever. - English is the worst language ever. - It's nonsense. Think about this. - Maybe here, and nothing to that region, but when we hear, like, say, Mandarin, it sounds-- - I've never heard that in person. - Yes. Oh, maybe not in person. Okay, fair. But it sounds like, it's, it's not even comprehensible to us. It's like-- - Yeah. - It's like, how does that even, even Spanish? - Yeah, even Spanish. - But it's like, what's the sexiest language? - It's gotta be. - Ah! Gotta be, I don't, everyone says French out in the colmasle of that play out. I think Italian dog. - Wait, what's the difference between Italian and French? - Uh, France and Italy. I go, that's a f*cking start. One smoke and cigarettes, eating baguettes. - Yeah, what's your name? - And the one's making pizza. - Impostas. - Pizza and pasta. - Italian. Like that or this, bombswaflale. Italian, that bombswaflasevinc. I feel like they're the same thing, different octaves. So they're different languages, right? So they don't say high, what's high in Italian? - Oh f*ck, I'm not, I don't know. - Please. - That's Spanish. No? - It's Italian and I think it's goodbye. Ciao I don't know what miss missy missy missy missy missy missy missy missy missy missy missy missy missy missy missy I don't know what's up You know, you puppy Hey puppy, I'm like yes, sir. Yeah, I go. Yes, puppy. Yeah, dude. Oh, hey puppy. Oh my god I'm a goose that I play with that sort of one of us now. That's where you that's where you lose me I don't get about chicken and eggs. What does it check it the boy? I'm gonna a bone to guys. What is that pop sausage meatballs? Some yeah meatballs nasty work Um see the meatballs and stuff. I saw something on tiktok, right meatballs. No, I saw something on tiktok and it created a big like Controversy in the comments. Oh, no. Oh, no But whenever I watch the video, I was like is that not 100% normal? Oh, God And so I was like I'm bound to talk about it. This isn't a good start Is it weird to refrigerate your syrup? Absolutely that should be offensively by law enforcement see in my adult age Like the past two to three years. I've been putting my syrup in the refrigerator And I saw someone do it on tiktok and the whole comment section lost her mind. Okay, let alone do I think that is Absolute nonsense that it's cold. I also hate the way you're saying the word it's syrup not syrup It's there's a why syrup. That would be a you I don't give a shit. I would be see dude. You're so. Oh my god. It's a bitch. Yeah, sir up. No, you said it's anime character So why is it not put on and why is it Python and that's what that's Python. That's how the world says it No, that's how it's supposed to be said that syrup and Python No, same thing. I just cooked them. That's fine. I refuse to say syrup. That's fine I don't care what you say you putting it in the fridge is the lamest Makes absolutely no sense and it does not enhance the meal in the slightest. It's not about you It's not about enhancing the meal. What the hell's syrup for the storage? What is syrup's utility? Man, let me think in your language. You're gonna say what is syrup's utility to enhance Ons are yeah breakfast. I was meaning Yeah, sure. Yeah, so Storage has so storage has no play in this debate. Yes, it does storage is the whole It's a whole thing of the debate Syrup expires first of all answer up is very easy to get mold on You can't get mold in the fridge on syrup first off you prevent mold You put syrup in the fridge to prevent mold You're supposed to refrigerate for like six to nine weeks or something You can you can get mold in the fridge. You can do anything. Yeah, no, my strawberries get it all the Time how long you leaving your strawberries in there? We get it. We nibble on them and all of a sudden you pick it up one day It looks like you're holding day in there. Yeah, it's disgusting. Get rid of it. Yeah, but I'm saying Syrup does not have a storage life of bread. It's not it doesn't go bad in a week Serp when you buy a bottle of syrup. I guarantee the expiration dates like two years in the future sure so Storage is if you're not using one bottle of syrup in two years don't buy syrup You don't use it now clearly so don't even buy it so storage really doesn't matter in this game What kind of syrup are you talking about? I'm talking about whatever brand aren't you my mom talking about she's around anymore great value I'm talking about good gather. I'm talking about mills. I'm talking about all you know, it's the same that you're supposed to put peanut butter in the fridge too Yes, you are if I want you to hear me if I walked into your home I'm not baiting either. I'm being dead so I walked into your house and I saw I Jar of peanut butter in your refrigerator. Yes, I would literally without announcing it turn around I'd get back in my car and I'd go back to my house and then I'd lock my door and I would I would try my hardest to not see you till the next day Cam you're not doing groceries and whole foods correctly syrup natural glass syrup It's supposed to go in the fridge Natural peanut butter like you know the peanut butter you have to you pop the top off and drain it Yeah, that's what it goes into the fridge. You're not supposed to put that in the pantry says who Nutrition is now my now my question is this. Yeah, why is it dry when you buy it minds wet what no No, no, no, no dry foods. Why is it not already refrigerated if the shelf life matters so much my syrup is refrigerated when I buy it My syrup is for it's chilled. I mean not refrigerator. It's chilled. You're buying syrup from the cold section in the store. Yes I need to be holding your pocket the next time you buy sir because I don't believe you No, you are not damn. Yes, and is you where do you get your peanut butter from is it refrigerated? I get the peanut butter in the syrup on the same aisle Oh, brother. Are you buying with EBT? No, I'm not I'm buying with USD. No, you can't it's my if you're see I don't maybe it's our lifestyles. Oh my god No, no air one air one No, I'm trying to eat better you should try it to so natural foods like natural like organic stuff is going to be in the fridge to No, I have physically bought organic peanut butter. You have not you you have to drain it. Yes, yes, I mean you bought it in the cold section No, I have not I bought it into it. You're supposed to read the label after you pop that top And then when you put it back on it's supposed to go in the fridge that is not Thank you. Yes, you are Yeah, Kim you're the type of guy that still buys the peanut butter jelly when it's mixed together already Yeah, you are and it comes out like the shape of the knife already - Yeah, they do. - No, bro. - Peanut butter aside, syrup does not, I don't care if you put it in the fridge or not, putting it in the fridge makes it worse. It makes it thicker, it makes it cold, and nine times out of 10, you're putting it on something warm. When you go to a restaurant, then what's the difference with butter? What do you mean? Butter is cold, and you put that on a warm toast. What's the difference? First off, my butter is not cold. My butter is room temperature. - What the (beep) - What the (beep) - No, no, no, no, you're supposed to have it. - Oh, you put your, where's your butter store? No, where's your butter store? Where you put your butter? - Holder. - What the (beep) - Is that a butter holder? There's a butter compartment in the fridge on the door. - Top, right. - Yeah, that's for excess butter, 'cause you go through butter quick. - Excess, how much butter are you buying? When you buy butter, you buy it in like four sticks. - What? - Well, butter, you buy in a stick of butter. - I can't believe it's not. (laughs) - You buy (beep) - You think butter. - That's not me, sir. - Or get, I can't believe it's not butter's organic or real. - It's low. - I get, I get grass fed from Ireland. And you want to talk about healthy organic. - And that's supposed to go in the fridge at the top, right in the butter bar. - It goes in the fridge. You have one stick. - This is what it is. - How is it? - On your counter. - My warm at room tip. (indistinct) - Blanket. - Time out, you just have raw dog butter on your counter. - It's covered in what? - Butter covered. - What is that? - Butter holder. - What is that? - The fact you never see that blows my mind. Oh my God, you probably (beep) country crock. Oh my God, you eat (beep) I do it. - Exactly. - Fake butter. - That is fake, that might be fake. - Real butter. You set it down, you keep one. And a butter hold, it's like a little dish like this. It's made to fit a singular stick of butter and it covers it. - Oh, you've changed. - Oh no, no, no, no. - You've gotten too much money. - I don't think so. Right way. - I pay you too much. - You know, I do things the right way. - Oh, you got butter holders. - Oh my God. - Butter holder, $6. - Wow, that's expensive. - That is crazy. - $6. - You pay $6 just to hold your butter? - No, I paid it one time. - Yes. - One time, yes. - You wanna talk about expenses? - Yeah, sure. - I'll name it. - I'll win this. - Okay. - Oh, you hit that hand, click. - It's different. - No, no, no, no, I'm talking about every day. This is, no. - No, that's different. (laughing) - How? - That's different. - Okay, back to the butter. The fact, so look, when you make an egg, are you spraying or you putting butter? - I don't spray my pan. - I do things weird and wrong. - I don't want the calories. I don't want the calories. - Of like an oil or like a spray. - I don't want those, there's excess calories for no reason. I don't want those. - There's plenty that are, oh. But I think we should go back to the beginning of the conversation when I say, I do organic. - Yeah, clearly not with your butter, country crock. - I feel like that's racist when you keep saying that. - You are eating out of a, an ice cream, half gallon size of fake butter. - That's crazy. Let me break down my fridge. Serup, peanut butter, butter, right? - Jail, prison, and alcatraz. The butter, the butter is acceptable. My pantry, yeah, bacon. - This is, I'm not, am I here, am I already proved that that is right to put it in there? You put bananas in your pantry, correct? - No, I have mountain counter. - Dude, what the fuck? - You have no counter space. You put butter, you do, that's what pantries and fridges are for. Put some up. Hey, hey, you want to know something wild? You actually don't do that. You put a banana in a dark place. It's going to age quicker. I put the bananas where they can get hit by beautiful natural sunlight. I take the bag. - You have no windows in your kitchen. - I have no windows in my kitchen? - No. - I have the top one up there. I have two on the side and I have four that beam into the kitchen. - Big house. - Let's join the proof of that. - Oh. - I go, oh! The fact, we're going to the beginning. Serup does not belong in the fridge. - Hey. - When you go to a restaurant. No, no, when you go to a restaurant. Say, I hop, say, what the house? They have their Serup what? - I don't know, I've never worked there, bro. - You don't have to get a job there to know what it's like. They have it, room temp. - Sure, I wouldn't know. - And I hop goes one further. You can't even ask, hey, can I get some hot Serup? No one in the, no one in the existence of humans has said, dude, first of all, this piping hot stack of flapjacks could really use some cold, thick sludgey concrete syrup. - I bet, we're going to check it out in the comments. In the comments, tag us in your pantries and fridges. - Oh my God, if someone out there has bacon and bananas, you got to get the right ones. - Obviously, there's right ones. - Bacon and bananas in their pantry with butter, Serup, and peanut butter in your fridge. You, you, you, wow, wow, you need to go in as a, as a, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I feel like you'd be surprised. - I feel like, I feel like if you went to the grocery store with someone else, not just AirPods in, live in your own life, vibing. - I don't want to go into the, be surprised. - I haven't gone to the grocery store in a long time. I do the drive pickup. - Oh my God, it's so good to be here. - Oh, wait till you graduate to the next step. Might be hard in your neighborhood. You can job like arm guards at the front, right, right? You, you, you have a, you have a small infantry. - Infiltri, infantry. Infiltri, infants or babies. Any amount of USD. - Infantry. - Infantry. - Any dollar amount. - Infantry? - Yes. - So it's like a baby of, it's like army of babies. - Baby armor? - They're like, ah, it's an infantry. - No, it's an infantry. - Infiltri, huh? - Yeah, but for me, regardless, you have like, the SEAL Team 6 outside of your cell. It might not work for you, but the first graduated step is stop shopping, do the pickup. That second step, which you'll never go back, kind of like you with haircut, you'll never go back. - Let him drop it off. - No, no, I'm against that. I'm against that. I'm against that. - Oh. - I'm against that. I don't want my perishables in somebody's car. - Why? - You're barely putting them in your (beep) supersonic scientific phrase that kills any bacteria. So you should be good. You put them in a (beep) cryo chamber when they get inside. - No, you know what the weird part is, is because my parents tried that, when it first came out, like years ago and I lived in my parents house. - They were so invaded. - They came into the house. - Yeah, that's, that's, that's horse (beep) - It's like a horse. - No, I think Walmart actually did that. They had a system, I think it's more people that are in for elderly, handicapped, can't like not good movement, whatever. But that, that get real weird real quick. - You should know podcast. - Yeah, and I think, you know what I thought of the other day? Found out, like I realized, as a kid, I was a pick me. - Really? - Yeah, I remember we had a school, into the year trip at the, like a water park. And I like intentionally tried to drown myself to get CPR from like the hot girl, like that. - This is some say a lot of (beep) - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You tried to, dude, I literally, I, I can't swim. I prepared myself. So I, basically I slid her bunch out there slid her bunch. So I remember I was like, in the wave pool, and I was like, dude, work, and I can't swim, dude. Be careful. I can't swim, so I was like intentionally trying to like, mark my way around to get to her. Like where she could see me, I was in her, in her gaze, and I was, right? And so I, it took a lot of like mental preparation. I was like, dude, do you, does she say his mirror itself? (laughing) And I remember being like, my thought about breast. I thought about my mouth. I said, when the guy, the guy knows how to pop up a media, I did. I was like, I got scared. - He said, no, he came back. - And I still tried to fake it. I tried to drown above water. You're sitting there. - She's like, she's like, stop. - And one of my homies with my big homies came over like, that was big and like, it was a gram. You okay, I was like, get off me, Garrett. - It was bad. That was a big one. - What an inch was that? - No, I don't know. - I was like, six great. - Right, that's after kickstart. (laughing) - Oh man. - Do you have any moves in you still? - Yeah. - You shut up. - Yeah, I got some. You can see them on tour though. If you don't want to see me do kickstart, you can only get that view by ticket to the YSK house. - Yeah, that's fair. - You can ask for those sneak peeks, but that's fair. I like that. - I think we get out of here, man. I think this is a good episode. - Oh my God, can I see her one more thing? - It's a current thing, right? - Yeah, go ahead. - Okay, so there's a pop culture. - There's a city. We'll make it pop culture. - Sure. - Let's do it fast. This is it. - Pop culture. - Pain again. - Pop culture. - Pain again. - Pow. - Basically long story short, there's a city here near us called Salina. It's on the outskirts, right, a very nice wealthy city, right? - Is it? - Did it, did it wealthy? - Yeah, but it's getting there. - I've all the places in DFW area. I wouldn't, well, it's Salina as the wealthy area. - Let's just say this, they're the little brother of Prosper. - Yeah. - Okay. - Yep, it's getting there. Just know that. - There was reported this weekend. - Yeah. - There was a house, there was a house party. - At a, some would call it, it could be classified as like a micro mansion. I don't know how, what square footage you got to be in micro mansion, you're probably close, but a micro mansion, right? So, a micro mansion had a house party. The news came with a helicopter because as reported in the statement, there was approximately 800 people there at a house. - Eight? - Hundred people at a house party. Now, I want you to think about 800 people at a house in the acts report it says there was uh. approximate - Five to 800 people. - You know how, no, no, no, no. Eight, who is this guy, or girl? That has that many friends. - No, no, no, that's like people from another county. God, like, they said, they said that it was promoted on social media, so you're obviously gonna have your stragglers that have no clue whose houses they're just coming to five, trying to get a girl, trying to get a guy, whatever. But eight, think about the sheer massive, like the biggest house party I've ever been to, because in high school, college is different. They used to, like, run out of reinies and go, yeah. In high school, the biggest house party I probably ever went to, legit probably had no more than, like, 80 people. And that was huge, that was huge, no way. I think you felt like there's 80 people, there's no way. - No, it was, he 2016 house parties were the, that's exactly what it was. - Oh, dude. - Shout out, Sanjans, shout out, big sand. - Oh, yeah, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he ran. - Yeah, he ran his, he ran his own house. (laughing) - But it was, it, bro, he threw a banger part, there's legit probably 80, like it was, wow, did anybody get hurt? - Deep, no, but it was so loud, so rowdy, the cops came. - Yeah, no, I mean, it's a, it's a, it's a. - Imagine, - College football stadium. - Imagine 10, what? - It's not. - Imagine 10x, 800 people. Craziest part is, - Yeah. - They interviewed a neighbor, across the street neighbor, dudes on the interview, he goes, he goes, yeah, it's crazy. 'Cause if I'm being honest, I didn't even know there was a party. So I didn't hear, I didn't hear much. Ruckus, I didn't hear cars going up and down the street. I didn't hear anything, it's so the police showed up. - That guy was in on the party. - Yeah, he was at the party. - He was at the party. - No, he was at the party. - What, madder, madder, madder, madder, madder, what madder. That was him. - What a cool, 800 people though. I had to share that, - Yeah. - What do you think that would, like, - That, that, that, - All I know, but there's like nothing like a good house party though. - So no one got hurt and I'm assuming all of them were of age. So I think that's a W. - Yeah, well, okay. Before you go on air saying that, apparently toward the end, when the police showed up, there's some shots fired and stuff, but I don't know what I thought you said, no one got hurt. - Yeah, I don't think anyone did, but there was shots fired. - Oh, not a good party. - Yeah, not a good party. - Okay. But I'm saying, like, remember 2016 house parties, like kids, you like, y'all won't know, like, back in my day. - Yeah, for real. - We were at the perfect age, trippy red, I mean. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Playboy party. - Oh. - Peak music. - Oh my god. - I mean, and it was a great party. - Oh, DS2, oh. - And so, do I remember, because I was in Austin, at the time, and so a lot of the parties were at Texas State, which is a Sam Marcus. - Yeah, you just drive 40 minutes. - Yeah. - And I remember one of, I think this was at Sam Marcus. It was like in the apartment. Like, there's a house party in the floor. - I saw that. I saw that. - Long social media. - You just break tables. Like, dude, it was the best time. And I think that works for you. - That doesn't do it for me, right? - Really. - Yeah, I mean, you were never born for fun. - I like, like, I didn't grade you. - Like, this guy's gonna be a good guy. - I had fun. And I pulled up with my boys. We all went in. We were talking, mixed and mingling. It was time to go. We might hit a little water burger on the back end. You were like, I'ma walk in. I'ma break that night's 10. I'ma slam this. I'ma elbow that door. I'ma dance and leave. - Yeah. - You're for fun. - See, I think that's what we got to solve here in the YSK House, where Tiggas Vible was second. - Every second Tiggas Vible was well as merch. - We got to, we got to solve that on tour. I think we got to, like, bring you into my life. And we got to test you on some things. Like, we have to bring you in my life and test you on some things. - Maybe on stage, we try to get you to shotgun, and we try to, like, 'cause you can't shotgun. Like, it's the funniest thing. Camp cannot shotgun. I have it on video. You can't shotgun. - I shotgun better than you. - You have worry. - We'll do it on tour. - All right, we'll do it on tour. - We'll change a diaper on tour, too. I go, do we have anybody they would offer their baby up for that? - No, we'll get a dollar shot baby. - But yeah, we can do that. We can do that. We can be a part of the tour. - Okay, okay. - No, you might have a baby on shotgun. - I'll try, you're awful. - But I'm gonna try to teach you. - I'm gonna try to teach you. Be a father. - I'm gonna try to teach you to have fun. - Okay, fair deal. All right. - I'll see you on there. - Get us out of here. - That was Popco Tourer. Pay the camp. Popco Tourer. Pay the camp. - Appreciate each and every single one you come back to episode two, one, zero, two, ten, as others call it. Guys, this was a massive, massive episode. We have finally, finally been able to announce it. We are going on tour, the YSK House tour. Tickets available April 2nd. Tickets available right now if you are in the Koala Club. - Yes. - So if you want to make sure, ensure your seat, your booty is in a seat for this tour. Go join the Koala Club. First link in the description, right there. Click that, go get you a ticket. And if not, you can wait till Wednesday and hope you still got a seat. Tickets alive as well as merch April 2nd, Wednesday. We absolutely love y'all. This week's code should be pretty obvious. You want to tell them? - YSK House Tour. - We could do that. - We could do that. - How are you going to do it? - I was just going to say, going on tour, G-O-T. - Yeah, but I think for branding purposes, you want to have it, you want to have it like tour everybody. - YSK, let's just do that, long one. YSK House Tour. - Spell it out. If you made it to the end, if you saw the beginning, and you saw it. - Oh, we have a new Instagram too. If you want to follow along for tour updates, it's all we do, yes. - Ooh, YSK House Tour on Instagram. YSK House Tour, lighting off found it before we. - YSK House Tour. - YSK House Tour on the lower case on Instagram. - I think all handles are low case on Instagram. - Really? - Yeah. - I think it is too. - All right, we're not too close. I mean, on Christmas, it will see you on tour to get available April 2nd. - Yeah, we're going there. Yeah, we'll be there too. Yeah, you can get merch. Goodbye. - Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. Just plum, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. - Maybe it's Mavily.