THE YSK HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Sign up now. It only takes a few minutes. Chime is a fintech, not a bank, banking services and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to Chime.com/disclosures for details. Now on to the rest of the episode. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Usino podcast episode 240, the Halloween special round of applause, please. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. What's going on, player? What's popping baby? Thank you for having me on this morning. A little stuff in this thing, ain't it? Ah, Lord. You should know podcast, boy. You're welcome for me being here. You're welcome. Can you move that water? Oh, yeah. That's not even mine, baby. That's great, dude. That's great. Goose, baby. Tell me some water. Oh, my half-hell. Oh, no. Pimp down. We got a stupid little fool. Goose, God. We're looking at me. That smell like. All right. We got Pimp care of Bimp and how you doing? You already know how a Pimp keeps a play at 100 all the time, baby. I'll tell you mine if I take my glasses off. If my hat falls again, I'm gonna have to beat you off of pure principle. Oh, you got snakes in your hair. I'm gonna have to whoop. You got some moose. Oh, Pimp. Oh, Pimp's need some moose. You don't want some, you know, it's just some hair gel. You want some moose? I want some moose, baby. There we go. You got some moose. Some great goose. You're feeling loose, aren't you? I'm feeling real loose. I look green like snot more like green like money. We here. We here. It's gonna be a good morning. We got goose cam back in the studio. Yeah. I mean, okay, if you don't know, this is the first, we do a Halloween special every year if you're new here. But this is the first year. I think where we've got each other costumes blindly. I normally blindly get yours, but I think I signed up for the first time this year. You you all I've never had a choice. I've never had a choice. But this year, I at least got the power to give him a non-choice back. So worked out. Can you? Okay, so I'm a doosa. If you don't take your gorgeous. So you look like a woman. Yeah, girl, if you saw me, I'm like, oh, you take the beard off. I'd hit. And that's pimpin. And that's pimpin. Oh, you get rid of that beard. You shave that five o'clock shadow. We go have some bump in time. Oh, lord. There we go. Anyway, yeah, you look great. Thank you, man. This is. So I was actually written so much. So both of us on the both of us both of us, but this necklace by either it's going to turn my neck green. I'm going to get it. Exphyxiated here. I don't know what you want to do. It's going to happen. It is getting tighter as you talk and move. No, brother. When you first put it on me, it was. It was down there. That snakes getting all back up. You got uncomfortable. He said, oh, I like this right here. It looks good. You look really. Thank you. And you got me some Cartier. A little bust down. Yeah, you got me the pink. The pinky rings, the finger rings. We got big fingers. So these don't fit. But hey, we're making a work plan. How are you going to work? And now, how much of this? Now, you're into Greek mythology. It's your thing. How much of this was you trying to embarrass me and how much of it was you getting turned on? I'd say 70 20 on 70. That's 90. I'd say 70 30. I'm turned on to embarrassment. I said, I want to see a real life and do something in front of me. Now I understand it's going to be my pal. But what you're going to get rid of the chest here? Get rid of that beard. We're going to see where the mind can go. Mind's powerful play. It is a powerful play. Very powerful play. So this is the Halloween special man. I love dressing up every year. This is probably the most far out. I've gone. Oh, yeah. I mean, absolutely. You move to the left. They're getting a yitty. They're happy. I mean, they're getting a Hershey's kiss. If you move a little bit to the left. Oh, oh, and he's teasing play. Oh, you can't tease up. Oh, oh, oh, Jeffrey. Get the car ready. All right. Now, now if we get further into this episode, you, you get me excited enough. I'm going to keep slipping this off to the right a little bit. Oh, God. Oh, I can get you excited. I think I go down as the Harriest armpit in Medusa. Oh, you're right. Now your armpit hairs a little like a little off. It's a little gross. You think so? So like in there in there different one person is too different to lift that one up. No, just that one. Just that one. That one's like straight elegant. It's normal. This one. Yeah. Then you go to this side. It looks like a like a little like the resident like smut like the residue of fire. Like it's just kind of like ashy and like. Oh, I don't like it. Okay. So I only shave my armpit here whenever it's certain to come out of my t-shirt. What are you Wolverine? You shoot your armpit hair comes out of your t-shirt? You even ever had armpit hair that long? No. Really? My armpit hair caps out exactly where it is. It caps out. Really? Yes. You're just gross continuously. Sometimes it locks up. It'll do like twist format. Maybe a twisty situation. It'll be locking up. It's that Pim got to get cool. A Pim got to cool down now. You hear me? Your armpit hair locks up. 100% of that. And that not like just that statement itself isn't disgusting to you. That's when I shave more of a trim. One time I shaved like bald. One time I shaved down to the bare bone, right? I mean it was almost like I got European wax or poor Brazilian depending on what cotton and you prefer. And the amount of itch and burn I had days after it wasn't worth it. So now I just go in there just quickly like I could guard on it or maybe like some scissors. We need to have talk. What? You're still using scissors. That's what you do is a little young pup as a boy. Bush starts bushing real bad. You're afraid of a razor and you go in with those scissors. No, I'm you I use scissors on my armpit and I'm my pubic and I'm my my my cross. I cut my pubic hair with scissors for about three years. I had and I'm dead serious too. I had I was terrified of a razor. I didn't want to cut myself and no one else needed to know. So I didn't need to ask for help at the time. I wasn't like dad teach me how I just went. Now there's a lot of different kinds of scissors. Were you going fabric scissors? I think were you going like paper construction scissors or were you going like grooming scissors? Because there are grooming scissors for like baby hairs. Definitely wasn't the grooming joints. It was probably made for like arts and crafts really. Yeah, and they were like the fun size scissors like that. They were like full blown kitchen. Oh, I wouldn't use culinary scissors on the pubes. No, sir, but they're about right there. And I just go take a little trim. Was it just top shelf or did you go under bullsac? Oh no, no, it was a weird dynamic. I had it was like top shelf got real trim like a nice cut lawn. Yeah, and the ball sack looked like a lollipop that you dropped like a like pilot dirt. Oh, nasty. The ball. I didn't know how to get those. You went you went Billy Ray Cyrus on the on the balls. This is in the front party in the back. Oh you have me, oh god. So my now I got to the point where I said the balls need to be addressed. This is a true story and this is a lot and this lives on the internet forever. And I'm fine with that. So I grabbed the hairs. And I kind of just twisted them up and like made a conglomerate and then went. So with one smooth swift of my blade, I was getting rid of about 30 pubic hairs. That's actually disgusting from the nuts. But it was very efficient. Did the twist hurt? Uh, slight slight pain, not pain like three out of 10. Yeah, it was like, oh, oh, no, I said, I was like. We had this conversation before on a patron exclusive CJ or editor still uses scissors to trim his pubic hair to this day. To this day. He's 24. That's a problem to this day. That's a problem. Okay. That's sorry. That was loud. That was really loud because kind of that wasn't even this character. I just literally turned it into a while. That is a yeah, that's a problem. And that's honestly you gotta outgrow certain things. Like there's a time in your life where it should like automatically like frontal or lobe is starting to form. And you should turn things should just automatically click. They should just drop. Yeah. 100%. Like a what age did you stop kissing your parents in the lips? Oh, man. It wasn't law. Like I'm not. I have friends that went to like middle school and I just can't be me. Like I cannot come home from B team seventh grade football practice when I stare at a girl all day and think she's hot and then give my mother. You're tongue punching Lisa. I can't wait to each their own. I was I was young. Yeah, I would say probably like five ish. Yeah, something like that really. - Kind of hurt, like it was done. - I honestly have never kissed my parents in the mouth. - Yeah, that's fine. - Maybe when I was a baby, like little bitty baby, but like since memory is formed, I was never, I was never kissed. Now, can we have this conversation? - I think I know where this is going. - What point is it become like this is not okay, right? - Okay. - Like at what age is like, do you see it? And you go, oh, I'm gonna think about this for a little bit, like what happened there? - I'm talking about the kissing. - Yeah, yeah dude, and honestly first off, I think I was younger than that. I think I was like three or four, and then it seems, yeah, three or 14. Three or four years into collegiate debt. You're like, you're like, after warm, it's college basketball, I see my parents in the audience. - Thanks for coming, mom. - You go, hey, mom, come here. - Oh, no, okay, for me, my threshold, take it if you want, leave it if you want. - I think if your kid is pretty self-sufficient, meaning they can put their own shoes, socks on, they can do a lot for themselves. - Yeah, stop kissing them on the mouth. - No, you know, like, now I love Tom Brady. - No, I love Tomethin. - Yeah, oh, yeah, no, that's, I mean, special, I get rubbed down, Tom. - I mean, we're getting 18 years old. We're kissing on the mouth, you know what I mean? - Like your son owns a, he owns a Uris. - He drives a Uris, and you're kissing him on the mouth. - He just took the SAT. - Yeah, that's not, that's not okay. He's going to varsity football practice. You're like, give me a hot smooch. That can't happen, I'm sorry, that can't happen. That's strange. And I'm open for everything, like, I'm okay with different people doing whatever is fine. Like, I know a lot of it's cultural, but it is okay for me to take a step back and what I see it. - It's okay for me to distance myself, and if we're being honest, I'm gonna judge a little. And that's just fine, that's the way of the world. You can kiss your kids all the way till you're dying day. But there's a point where it needs to not be on the lips. - Yes. - It needs to be on the cheek. Or on the forehead. - 'Cause lips is intimate. - Let that's intimate. It's like, hey, your son is probably banging a girl. Like, oh my God, your son's probably actively having to kiss him on the mouth. - Never ask him, oh brothers, with our sons. We don't want that. - Oh dear God. - 'Cause like, you know, if they're, if they're, you know, sir, if they're 16, 17, they're starting to explore life. - Oh, they are, they're exploring. - They're all right. - A lot with that time. - Oh man, now you're getting secondhand. - Oh, go to jail, go to prison. - Now, what point are you coming Bonnie Blue? Like, at what point are you just like, now we're just sharing specimens this yard. Go be that QB on a prison team, come. Oh man, that can't happen. Like, it can't happen. I'd say absolute threshold is like, for me. - And I know people just love their kids. It's gotta be like, it's gotta be like. - Absolute is like seven. - Really? - Six or seven. - That's it. - That's it? - Seven player. You already know what the deal is. I'm six and seven. - No, yeah, I made me think of that 'cause I was watching like a documentary show, which would be a reality show. You were like, I was watching a documentary show sitcom, special movie series. I was watching a reality show and it was like, it was like this family and then it was a rate. I was like an episode six and everything was normal, and the normal family and they parted ways in one scene and the kid was like 14 and he was like, can we give you a kiss? - And it was the mom. - And I literally said, holy (beep) - Yeah, you don't agree with that. - Yeah, I looked at Sarah and I go, what's going on? I immediately thought, I can't imagine coming back from the studio one day and seeing our needa and be like, "Kill them hot lips." (laughs) Oh no, groney. Imagine like, imagine Mike comes home from a s**t of UPS and he goes, "Cam, come here. "Pwa." You know what I mean? Imagine like, "God, how much white monster "did you drink today?" Do you know? - No, there's no shot. - No, if we're still 25, 26 kiss on our parents on the mouth, let's role play. Are we keeping our eyes open or do we close them? Which makes it better? - You have to keep your eyes open. If you close your eyes to kiss your parents on the lips as a 26, 27, 28 year old man, there's something absolutely wrong. Like inherently wrong. - Yeah. - And I don't care if that's incentive. If you're close, if you're going, "All right, I love you, mom." The thought of that? The thought of that is appalling. The thought of that. Of me pretending to be this is my mom. First off, what are you with your hands? You grab a face or are you still doing it? - Oh no, you can't grab the face. - You can't, but are you gonna go in like this? - I think you, oh, one shoulder. - Dude, you're too much. - You can't guide her. - Imagine your mom and kiss on the lips. You gotta keep your eyes open. - No, you get rid of the chin up. - Oh, oh, that ain't perfect. - That ain't perfect. - Oh, damn. - Pimp is, damn. That cannot happen. You have to, you think you gotta keep your eyes close? You have to open your eyes. - I can't make eye contact with Mark when I kiss him on the mouth. - Oh my God. - I can't bump beards with my eyes open. - Beards, but eyes open is what makes it like, it's the unspoken, I'm annoyed this needs to end. - Yeah. - If you're like this. It's like you're checking a box, you have to do it. You're like this. And then you're just like, see you, Pimp. But no, if you're like this, no, okay, you can't. That's different. You're closing your eyes, licking your lips, turning, and you, it's gonna be like a, why are you closing it? No, you can't, dude. - I don't wanna see it happen. - Because closing, I don't wanna see it happen. - But closing your eyes is like an intimate thing. Closing your eyes is intimate. You don't, if you're in sexy time, you close your eyes. - I mean, I know. - I watch her sometimes. - Yeah, sometimes. - No, not all the time. I like closing my eyes. - Would it why? I wanna see that, I wanna see. - I mean, yeah, but how much, I mean, what do you have like, raccoon eyes? Well, what all can you see right there? - Well, we're all up in it. We're looking at the bridge of her nose. - You turn your lights off during sexy time? - Not talking about the lights you're done. - I'm talking about proximity. - No, you said, this is right here. - No, listen, you said you had rac, I have raccoon eyes. I mean, you see, you have sexy time with the lights off? - Absolutely, I have sexy time with the lights off. - That's sexier. - What? That's sexy. - It looks like a, inside of a target, whenever I'm having sexy time. Like, it is the brightest thing you've ever seen. - There could've been more lights on, like, oh, it's every lamp. - You go, you go, Sarah, put on the flashlight. Put a flashlight on it. - That's insane. - Yes, I love it. - No. - I want it to be the brightest room ever. - Why? - I get you all this, oh, admire my rod and look at my body and oh, I'm a, king, whatever. I like to have an intimate, first off, let's keep it a bug. There's a baby right next to us. So I'm not turning the lights off. - Okay, that's cool. - There's a baby right there with that out. - The baby, the lights are off. - Why? - Because it's just, I like to feel around. I like to find myself through the body. - It's almost like being blindfolded without being it. I like to feel around, figure out what I'm getting into. First of all, the reason I don't turn the lights off on two clumsy, oh, Elbow, right? - I'm gonna hold the six. - She's believing you're working your way down. - I go, what the fuck? Like, I can't. I'm two clumsy with the lights off. - That's a U-pro. - And I get scared. - I'm not gonna lie. I've always felt like something's gonna come up behind me. - Oh, dude, oh, that's even better. - The suspense of something coming up behind you? - Oh my God, you've never thought that? - No. - It makes it more mysterious. - I don't want the suspense inside. - Oh my God, is someone else in here? Like, I'm hearing something, and it's not us. And like, it builds the suspense. - I don't think an intruder in my house during sexy time turns from here. - Oh, I'm thinking like, oh, somebody's going through my drawer right now. - No, I'm thinking more of spirits and stuff. - I'm like a, like a, like a ghoul or whatever. - You want haunted sexy time? - Nothing screams more attractive and just high levels of dopamine than haunted. - Are you kidding me? - I've never been into that. I don't want you wearing a screen mask. - You need, oh, now that, now we're getting, now we're getting to the blue. Now we're getting to the blue pages. And that's not what I do. - That's not, I'm not putting a mask on. I'm talking about the lights are off. You might have one, like, lit candle. Maybe. It's like a spooky little campfire. But that's how they did it back in the day. They didn't have, like, lights. They couldn't whip on a light. - They did that at night. - I'm just saying, I have my, it literally looks like a production studio. It literally looks like we're about to film a Marvel movie. How bright it is in the world. - You're not. - No, no, no. I'm just saying, I just like it for the brightness of it. - That's so, I get it. You love your body. - No, I don't. I'm actually disgusted. I am a, no, no, because I'm starting to get a little fupa. I'm getting to some fad upper area. And it's just like, I'm like, oh man, it's like I shouldn't have those Guinnesses. The thing that it is, it's like, oh, you still will love me, which is great. - And now I get that, I get that part. But the, I'm telling you, just try the dark next time. It's it, just don't go. Don't leave it. You're both. - You're gonna have to guide me. If I don't leave, I'll be there. I can be, well, no, you, I'll teach you through the phone. - Yeah. - I'll kiss you through the phone. - Kiss me through the phone. - I'll see you later on. - Later on. - I'll fix your wig now. - I'll see you later. - Oh. - You should know podcast. - This episode is brought to you by cash app. Let me tell you something. Growing up, man, I wasn't the most financially literate. Even to this day, I'm probably not the most financially literate. And, you know, I don't think certain banks I've been using in the past have been really working for me. And I wasn't doing high yield savings, making my money work for me. But that's until cash app came around. And if you weren't up to speed already, cash app is way more than just a safe way to send and receive money. I know that's a misconception. 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Come on now, and if you overdraft unexpectedly, there are no hidden fees and new cash app customers can earn $10 if they use code cash app 10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days terms apply. But you should know podcast. I have a question for you. I have an answer. And it is about this past week for you. You did something absolutely incredible. And it was on hundreds and hundreds of people's stories. And they didn't even know you were going to be there. You went to Monday Night Raw. I did go to Monday Night Raw. And you were absolutely ringside. I'm talking peak, arguably that might be the number one seat. It's a great seat. Like you were literally right at the. Like right at the station. Right at the turn. Everybody has to go right there. Everyone has to go. Yeah. And you were on the camera multiple times, but there is an infamous moment with you and the one and only tribal chief himself, Roman Reigns. Okay. Can I leave this into it? Okay. Me at Monday Night Raw has gone viral, but no one knows how embarrassing it actually was. Jesus Christ. And now why did I just know? I knew you did something afterwards. You messed up before you did something. No, it was during it. It's the clip that's going viral of me and Roman Reigns locking eyes, but there's more to that than everybody didn't see. What happened? So I was at Monday Night Raw sitting. I was at court side. No, that's I was at too. I was at Monday Night Raw sitting front row. Right. And if you watch it on Netflix, you can see me throughout the whole episode. Now, I'm a huge WWE guy. And I'm sucks and I'm talking about this. Dressed as Madusa. (audience applauding) So, right, they start the show or before they start the show, they film a show called Main Event. Right, okay. So this is on Netflix, but this show called Main Event. And I didn't know who was going to be wrestling during Main Event. So before the show goes live, the vision's music starts playing. Now, the vision consists of Austin Theory, Maxine Dupri, and the one and only Logan Paul. Oh, nice. And so I'm like, oh, Logan Paul is here. Now, he has seen clips of us before. We have some Mutuals who have connected dots, right? So I'm staying there like, oh, Logan Paul is going to know me. Right? It's as he turns this corner, right? So he turns the corner. Now, I'm big, right? I'm taking up a lot of space. Yeah. This has been the theme of how embarrassing this was is paid needs to buy longer shirts. (audience laughing) How you do? So the Monday night, so the show starts. Logan Paul comes out first. Now, I'm excited, right? I'm a WWE guy. I don't care how big or whatever this podcast gets. I'm a fan at the end of the day. Yeah, you are. So I stand up. Logan! No, Logan turns the corner. And you can see, I have a video of it. I'll play it here. I turn the court, Logan literally his eyes were like this. He said, oh, he locks eyes at me and then looks at my stomach. And he claps and goes, that's fantastic. I did not, I did not, oh no, it's just, I think it's magnetic. It's okay. There you go. I did not know he was doing that to your stomach. Yeah, he goes, that's fantastic. Oh my God, dude, I mean, I saw it. I know you though. So my, dude, he's wearing those little shirts again. I know that's you though. But if Logan Paul's going, that's great. That's fantastic. That's insane. What is it with the shirt? I feel like I'm, like, I forget that I'm not ripped anymore. And so when I wear a crop top, all that's coming up is Fupa. And I didn't, I didn't, it's Harry Fupa. It's not, I don't know if you don't like it, Harry Fupa. Oh God. And so whatever, I'm so excited who cares. Now the show starts and the one, the only Roman Reigns comes out first. Our Roman Reigns is one of the greatest of all time in the WWE. Here. This is the closest I've ever been to him. And now he is coming through and sucks that his thing is acknowledging him and it's raising your hand really high. So I'm wearing this baby t-shirt, baby for a six year old. That's, I acknowledge him right now. You know, tribal chiefs. And I didn't realize that the camera was directly just on me in Roman Reigns. Oh yeah. And so, as a Roman Reigns is coming up, I'm going like this. And like, I'm the biggest one, probably in that arena and I'm sitting right in front of him. So I'm standing up all six foot seven of me and I'm hyping him up. I'm like, yeah, Roman, I'm like, yeah, you to go. Let's go, baby. And he's locking eyes with me and he goes, he goes, yeah, you know what it is. He goes, let's go. You know what it is. And he's saying that to me. And I go, oh my God, I'm hyping up Roman. Oh my God. This is my moment. And then he goes, you know what it is. And I see him look down and my gut because my shirt was too small. And if you watch, if you watch it in the video, as soon as he looks at my stomach, he goes, it just turns, he looks so, he was like, hype with me, he goes, you know what it is. Let's go. It's hurt. I mean, now does that feel, do you feel like something, the fact that you sickened Roman Reigns before he entered the ring? Yeah, I probably threw him off of him. So think, think about it. You can keep that night forever. Any stutter, if you go back and watch his promo, any stutter, anything, it's probably attributed to you. It's probably attributed to you and your Harry Fupa. And that is an incredible feat. That is an incredible feat. Bro, it got worse too through the night. So I was, I was standing up on the rail and I'm a, I'm a gracious. Guys, I was standing up on the rail and I'm a gracious guy, I know I'm six with seven and if I stand, I'm blocking people behind me. Oh, yeah, the next four rows of, so I just was bent over the rail like this so people could see over me, right? Good man. I was being a good man. For God, I was wearing a baby t-shirt with two little underwear. Do you own anything your size? What is to, honestly, what is two little underwear me? It's, I just want to obtain underwear that's too small. It's like low rise panties, like they don't go fully over my butt cheeks, they like hang halfway on my butt cheeks, but they're calvents. You do not own a pair of cheeks this, you, you have a pair of cheeks this. He's happy with it. Oh, Jesus is pimping play. Oh God. Oh. And so I was bent over the rail and I had a guy behind me. He goes, hey, brother, cracks up. Ah, brother, do you know how embarrassing that is to have to fix your butt crack in front of 20,000 people? Especially your butt crack. You probably went to fix it in a roma overtook Monday night Raw. You said, oh, thanks dog, and you said, Roman, it's like the cheese touch. You said, just went into the crowd and bro, it's so, oh, dude, poor, I wonder how long he was seeing the crack before he told you. Oh, he definitely let half a match go. Oh, easily, easily. He's been respectful. Yeah, he was like, he's like, maybe he'll feel it. I didn't feel it. You were so locked in. Are you okay? Neckless sucks. And so then I forget we're intertwined into the WWE like we went into the headquarters. We know like a lot of those wrestlers like follow me on Instagram. We know each other. Whatever. All right. So Dominic Mysterio is out there, right? And I've told the story about how I farted on him on a plane and I forget this podcast is big. Yeah. Probably see it. Yeah. Probably a multitude of friends that, hey, Don, this kid's on you in the plane. And so he's in the ring like looking at the crowd. He looks at me and he goes, you can see the cogs moving. He's like, he's like, maybe, he looks familiar. Is that a fupa? Did he fart on me? And it's all just hitting it once. So yeah, it was an embarrassing, embarrassing time. But it was the most fun time of my life, mate. Like that was, oh, I'll do it a thousand times over. And I paid for those tickets. I know I've worked with the WWE in the past. And I know there's probably about there. We're like, oh, you got those free. I paid a grotesque amount of money for those tickets. And as you should. And I'm glad you did. Because that's like a bucket list. Now I have another question for you. How attractive was Roman? Roman Reigns is the hottest person I've ever seen. I'm glad you said that. Because I knew at the very end snippet of your video, you turn around and you go, he's hot. Yeah. And you always told me off camera, just personal conversations. I had to good looking man. Roman Reigns hot, yeah. And then we both were kind of mad at our women for not thinking he was as hot as he rightfully deserved. Oh, yeah, no, yeah. Now, due to that, that you finally saw the hottest man ever, your words, not mine, in person, we're playing a game. We're going to play King of Patent's Heart. I have compiled a list of 15 men that I think are conventionally attractive, that are attractive to you specifically. And it's going to be a king of the court style. And we're going to start with Roman. Oh, I'm about to turn in the stone. And that's damn player. Oh, I'm ready for a good game. I love this guy. All right, let's do it. All right. So you know what? You know how it works. Basically, we're starting with Roman. Okay. And it's Roman or this guy. And whichever guy you pick, goes to the next round. It's a bracket system to get the hottest guy. The King of Payne's heart King of Payne's heart. Oh my God. Oh, you see it happening. You see it. Oh, Let me see the nipple. Oh, $1,000. Okay, here's that boss man deal. Here we go. All right, so up first Roman Reigns or Justin Bieber Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns. I'll have a little color on my man. Yeah, and feel they give me the talk me not the white dog gonna bury the sweet of the juice. Oh, yes, so every time now getting now You can give commentary if you want. We'll sprinkle through. We'll go there. Roman Reigns or Chris hymnsworth Roman Reigns over Thor. I don't I'm not as big door guy. He's he's similar with his hair cut off Oh, he's hot. I think I would love a beer with him in like a beer date and like have him like whisper nasty things in my ear But like I don't think I would lend him long term. Okay. Yeah, Roman now. We got dark meat versus dark meat Roman Reigns Kelly Ubray. Oh Kelly Ubray would break my heart. No, no, no, I see him in person. He's he's two inches taller than me in his eyes Like he can pierce a glass. Are you crazy? I think my jaw Okay, so who you pick it Kelly or Roman Roman Roman. I don't want that hard heartache Roman Reigns or bad bunny. Oh, man I don't know if the combo I said I'm on B.J. Okay, oh God Okay, Roman or bad bunny. I would see this is where I'm having a little of a pickle here. Okay. I saw bad Bunny's Calvin Klein photo shoot. I mean if that wasn't stuffed he's in the wrong industry I mean he could he could be making way more money on the tissue paper. He needs to open the blue app. Oh boy Uh ex gotta be Roman Reigns. I'm sorry. I love you. I love that bunny. I love that bunny. Love that bunny again I think he's a little toxic. He might break my heart. He might break your heart. Okay Roman Reigns or Louis Hamilton. Oh Man. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow, Lily. This is good. I love a man that drives fast. Oh My god. Oh Louis. Louis will put your box in Mad Max mode. Oh Man, how many times does that so my nipple slip by the way? I'm not in no doubt. Oh, dude. This is hard Like literally. Um See now the thought in me is wanting to pick Louis because he's so rich and like his houses are insane in his car And this is up to you to judge however you want if the richness adds to the hot skill That's up to pay. How many more do I have left? You're after Louis the next one, then you'll be halfway. Okay, so I'll go Roman Roman Okay, next one Jake Gyllenhaal That was the most that was like a genuine obviously you said Like you look genuinely up Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal. It's long journey. It's just because I love his movies And I have a Macdown scenes to be while I'm in bed reading a book. I'm sorry. That's what I want Jake Gyllenhaal Infinity Joshua. Oh, God, and we've met him in person. That's some is our size Probably three percent body fat and he's got that little tooth jewel like that can I so we we met him in person Literally most attractive guy I've seen face to face Again too big a little intimidating. I don't want that. I'm gonna stick with Jakey Okay, here we go actor actor ones near and dear your heart for a specific reason and one is longevity You got Jake Gyllenhaal or Zach Efron Zach Efron every day don't need play. Are you crazy? Zach Efron? Eat your cell, but Zach Efron. Oh No, Zach no, I was just saying it. I was just seeing it. It was hot. No, it just hot, but I Okay, Zach or Tom Holland new very old. Okay, Tom Holland gave a little boy energy, baby Oh, yeah, okay, good. You don't want to break up a house. No, I'm gonna break up a happy home Zach Efron here we go or the big Kansas City Chief himself traps Kelsey. Oh, no, I just you if I want to try this Kelsey I'm good. Okay, Zach Efron. Okay, Zach Efron or Charles in the clerk Zach Efron. Okay, so Charles the clerk in person Hot rich not my type Rich not my top my team. That's keeping the beat. Yeah, now Zach Efron Timothy Shalameh Zach Efron Timothy Shalameh make the little boy energy little boy. Okay, okay. I like my boys a little more chess a little more chess a little more Musk, but he's got a billionaire baddie. Oh, yeah, and he's he's he's he's spoken for now Dare I say this could be the king of the hill of the whites at the current moment. We got Zach Efron versus the six five I've read every book known to mandimmy god Jacob allordie Oh Jacob allordie doesn't move that whistle for you. Jacob allordie gives me toxic He gives me oh Jacob allordie will destroy your heart. It's me. I'm gonna have to move back into my parents house and cry for a couple months So like I don't want that and he's gonna be so smart with it. He's gonna. Oh, he'll manipulate that It's like allordie will be a manipulator. I like Jakey. What are you doing in Paris? Oh get out of there There's nothing for you in Paris. Come back to Dallas. He goes this we would never work. Yeah. Okay, so that is the it so technically Zach Efron won your list. Now there is one bonus proposition. Okay, I'm about that. So as of right now Zach Efron's your winner He has one give it up for Zach bonus. Now. I know this person is near and dear to your heart. Yeah So it's gonna be a tough one. Okay, Zach Efron or Chet Holgrim What Why is Chet Holgrim near and near and near and near to my heart Chet Holgrim? No disrespect these Chet Holgrim Chet Holgrim and Zach Efron Are you kidding me? No, this you respect these are you kidding? You have to be joking Don't ever you are the music in me. They'll Chet Holgrim. Are you nuts, bro? Get the fuck out of here Give it up for Zach Efron winning the King of Payons, huh? You should have known that was gonna happen Are you crazy? You nuts? Dude, I like these games, bro. Oh, okay. Can I be honest? Yeah, can I be honest with you? So I had a list of 20 guys. I said I need to bring it down a little bit and or make sure there's some real tough ones for his heart Yeah, so I texted Sasa and then she literally she sent me five names for I already had but still What's the one she sent the she sent Charles Leclerc? I knew she did down on Tom Holland. Okay She doesn't know me. Well, who else is she doesn't matter? It doesn't but and then and then she put Timothy shallow bay parentheses, maybe and then she said also sir does not know my ties. She said also you can rage-bait him with Chet Holgrim because he hates him Don't hate chat. Hate him competitively. I hate I hate a couple far less No, I just don't like the way treats Wimbee. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh you're my boy and Wimbee's better. 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Let's talk about some Halloween stuff man Let's talk about it. I you came with the game. I have a game. But before we get to the game We said this on the patreon on a 10 minute talks to just one of our shows that comes out every Monday So if you want to be in the patreon to go over there and go check that out We talked about ranking our different Holidays and Halloween is my number one Halloween was your number one. I love Halloween. So I want to play a game I want to play a game. This is overrated underrated Halloween edition. Oh, I'm here for it. I'm here for it Okay, the first one is Scary movies overrated or underrated easy. I was saying I'm like three. No, you know just oh just to me. Yeah Underrated scary movies are the first off. They're fantastic and it's it's literally the season to watch them underrated It's 100% overrated dude, and that's because you're a child You are you have a child's heart and you have child tear ducts and they just run loose if you watch scary movie I've said this before on our patreon I do not understand the point of scary movies and I don't feel like there's truly scary movies that exist It's just just jump scares, and those aren't scary. - Bro, it's to feel something. It's a, it's, think of a thriller. Think of a storyline you're following, but then there's some scary, but if most scary movies I've tried to watch the story lines are horrible. It's literally a comedy movie with jump scares. - Dude, no, and that's your, that's your, honestly, I think that's your defense mechanism to get out or to stay away from watching them. I think you're a scared little girl, and you can't watch the movies. You go, honestly, the plot was bad, and if you think about it, take away the jump scares, it's terrible production. - There really is, no, it's just, if a scary movie can scare me without jump scares, I'll change my mind, but I do not think that movie exists. - You don't watch them, because-- - How do you know you don't watch them? - I watch the couple, and they're all the same. You watch one, you watch them all. - If you go watch a redditary, it's terrifying. - Does it have jump scares? - It's a good horror movie, it's gonna have, you're acting like a jump scares end all, be all this. - It is. - It's gonna be some jump scares. - No, that's what I'm saying. The ultimate challenge I have to any scary movie director or viewer, if you can show me a scary movie that doesn't have jump scares, and it still scares me, then I'll change my mind. But it doesn't exist. - If it doesn't exist, is that not clicking with you? Jump scares are hand in hand, they're great. - I've been scared in real life without being, like, jumped at. - No! - It didn't work. - I'm sorry, I thought I could get some. - But that's the point, jump scares are fantastic. - You're tripping. - Okay. - Tripping, movies are underrated. - Next one, overrated, underrated, Halloween candy. I'm 100% saying Halloween candy is overrated. - Dude, what are you doing? - It's litter. - There's no such thing as Halloween candy. - Yes, first off, that's a bullface. - There's no such thing. - That is an absolute lie. - Every candy that you can get on Halloween, you can get 365 days out of the year. There's no specific Halloween candy. - You can buy roses 365 days of the year, but it's still the staple flower for Valentine's Day. You prick. - Just 'cause there's greedy sons of bitches that want your money all the time, doesn't mean it's a staple. A candy corn is a staple to the fall season and Halloween. - Halloween, first of all, if that's your premise and you're going to die on the candy corn hill, candy corn is literally- - No, no, candy corn is decent. - 'Cause I'm the least rated candy of all time. - I'd argue statistics vote otherwise. - What's the least rated candy of all time? - Not candy corn. - It is. - It's a polarizing, it's like, I'm never mind. It's just a polarizing figure. - But regardless, all the, first off, how can you say how, that is equivalent. You saying Halloween candy, being overrated on Halloween, it's like saying turkey is overrated on Thanksgiving. - It is, dude, I mean, you are just an outside the box. I don't know what else to say. - Majority of people don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving. It's just overrated, it's just commercial. Like candy, like what makes the candy taste better on Halloween? - Nobody said it tastes better, but the fact that you, it's like your, it's your cheat day. It's your day that you can check the box of, oh, I'm gonna be a glutton. You don't look at me like that. I have a lot of cheat days. - I don't have to say every Saturday. - But I'm saying everyone can indulge in the candy. And if it doesn't, you don't feel bad. It's, oh, it's Halloween. I gotta eat this, that, and the third, and you go for it. - Yeah. - And it's great. And you have a pillowcase full of candy. - It's definitely overrated. It's a pillowcase. Dude, I went with a pillowcase all the time. - Oh, no more. - No wonder y'all had to have that doctor visit with your pediatrician as a kid. - No. - You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, can't keep having a asthma. - Oh, yeah. - It's not for my candy, but you take a pillowcase, you get way more candy. - You're like, that had asthma, you're stonk, I mean, you're a weirdo. - Hey, you had crooked teeth and dreadlocks and a broken spine. You're like, oh my god, dude, you're, wow. - Okay, next one, we're gonna do overrated underrated Halloween parties. - Overrated. - Really? - Overrated. - Why? - See, dude, you're an alcoholic. That's all I need here. You're an alcoholic. That's all, the first thing that there's actual liquor involved, you're like, dude, underrated. Best time around. The candy, which is the premise Halloween, overrated. Watching scary movies, overrated. Hey, we're gonna have a party with some Don Juliel. - Underrated. - No, dude. - No, Halloween is the best time in a party. It's the best time in a party. - You're going back to the same thing? What's so special about a Halloween party? Oh, 'cause you're dressed up, you can party and buy drinks. There's no special Halloween drink. - Yes, there is. - There's spooky punch. - What makes, oh, oh, I've lost it. Oh, that's not keeping it pee. That's not keeping it pee. You, there's spooky punch. - Yes. - You just put a plastic eyeball in a big bowl of punch. - And that's fog coming out of it and sh-- - Yes. - You have the fog machine. You can buy you around the dumb eyeballs. You can buy you around in the drinks. The same drink you had last season. - No, but think about this though. Whenever you see a spooky punch on October 31st, oh, you're like, oh, that makes sense. This is sick. I never see this. Whenever you see a Reese's peanut butter cup, October 31st, you go, I saw this yesterday. - That's fine. But when you see-- - That's the difference. - No, it is not. - What's the difference? - That's-- - Exactly, I cooked. I'm not gonna like it. - You did not cook. That's sick. Oh, we dressed it up at a football party. If I throw a little football in your drink, it makes it a football beverage. - Yes. - Does that matter? It's a jack-and-coke drink it. - Well, we're not. This isn't, we're not living lavish over here. We didn't go slay a goat, make a potion with this blood. - Some people do. - Yeah, that's not for me. I go, don't invite me to your party. - Yes, but we literally did funnel chugging out of a skull. Like that, so you can't do that on November 5th. - And that's weird. - That's fine, but on November 5th, we still take a car key, we stab a can of beer, and we still shotgun it. It's the same thing. - No, but it's different. - It's just stuff behind it. - But that's different, though. - I'm using your argument against-- - I know, I'm using my argument for me. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, on November 5th, if you were to put a bunch of eyeballs like fake bones and stuff and make a red punch with blood everywhere, if you were to do that in February, if you're to do that in July, people would literally look at you crazy, be like, what is that? But if you were to be gluttonous in August to eating a bunch of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, no one would look at you weird. They'd be like, oh, he's just eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. That's what I'm saying. There's no differentiation in candy, but there's a differentiation in punch, in parties. Oh, my God. First off, you and your differentiation, the parties are overrated because I want to be able to have fun and hang out. If I was single, I might have a different opinion. I'm a married man. I don't want to be dressed up. I don't want to dress up for everyone. It's fun to do it. Okay, that's my next one, before you get to that, more you get to that, overrated underrated dressing up in a costume. Overrated. It's the how-coverrated. Look at you right now. That's the coolest you've ever looked. (laughing) That's so hurtful. That's so hurtful, but thanks for saying that. Thanks for keeping it. Pete, see, look, how fun was that? Put on your glasses and show me how happy Pip cam is. Oh, Pip cam's doing a thing, baby. Oh, no, it is nice. It is fun to, it is fun to, to be a pimp and to keep it, to keep it pee. Oh, I lost my pinky ring. I don't know. Lost that pinky ring. Play it looks good. Gotta give it to that, but watch it though. But we look good. There's a lot of pimp still cares about his steps. (laughing) A pimp still needs to know his calories. Oh, a pimp needs the shavings chest. See, isn't that fun? Like, this is fun. Like, I, I haven't worn a dress since middle school. Like, and this is fun. Like, this is so fun. What? No, no, no, no. What did you just say? I did not know you in middle school. You probably weren't doing Halloween prank. Someone else got to grab your stuff. You haven't worn a dress. Since middle school, we need to elaborate that right now. I used to make videos. Like, I used to make YouTube videos, and sometimes I just like to play dress about an imaginary mind. That's why I'm successful today, I think. That's the only reason. Can you try to describe these dresses you would wear? Are these your conventional dresses? Oh, so it's just like going into your mom's closet, grabbing a dress? Yeah, whatever my mom had laying around. Okay. But I always liked my grandma's ones, 'cause they were more like their vintage. And I was like, oh, I was like, ooh, I want to yell at some people in a diner about where they sit. (laughs) That ain't pimping, Pete. That ain't pimping, Pete. Oh, that's not right. That's not right. Yeah, I love dressing up is fun, but I think I'm saying overrated because of the degree that you hold it to. 'Cause, eh, you want me to be honest with you? As of right now, I'm sweating like a son of a bitch. I'm gonna smell like swamp and redone. My crotch has not been more suffocated in years. And I'm gonna have a significant red ring on my head from this tiny hat, from this tiny wig. But okay, but I'm saying, I love going to Halloween parties and dressing up and you can go up to somebody and be like, oh, honestly, I could be someone I'm not and I've always wanted that. And that's what I think it is that I'm glad we got there. I'm confident and I like me. Like, I like Cameron. I enjoy Cameron, Michael Kennedy. You're trying to escape something. And I don't need that. And that's why Halloween wasn't my number one. That's what I say. You only like Halloween for the dressing up. So you can't say, oh, it's my favorite holiday. When you don't watch the movies, you don't like the candies. You like the parties 'cause you can drink and you like dressing up. I just think Halloween like dressing up parties is the point of Halloween. That's the only point. The candy is just like, I was trying to get fat. That's a fat thing. You could do that 365. There's no real scary movie without a jump scare. It's all bulls. - You just have crazy parameters. You have crazy parameter. Okay, what about the non-conventional Halloween stuff? - What do you mean, it's non-conventional? - Like the mazes out in the field or like a haunted house. Stuff like that. - You've gone to a maze out in the field? - Yeah. - They're honestly sick. Like the concept, when you think about it, It's like, uh, that sounds so lame. It's genuinely harder than like one than one thinks like it's enough. It was it was a big it was an Arkansas It's a big like just empty field and it's just hey and they literally just make a mate. It's just hey fever It's just it's just hey fever It's just hey fever pimp, but they just make amaze and that are you drinking during it? Maybe I do maybe I do have a problem Is a kid can we drink during the maze? Oh, dude. No monopoly is a fun game, but like do you drinks for it? Can we drink to play monopoly? Yeah Maze is fun. What about haunted houses haunted houses are underrated. I will die on that hill I don't I don't I don't like them cuz you don't like being scared. I don't like jump scare I don't like cheap. That's a cheap reaction. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, that is not a cheap. I that is the point of it You hate being scared and that is your defense back Scared me without jumping at me like that I'm supposed to do get inside your head and just change your thought. That's what I'm saying That's a paid 20 bucks. You're gonna get jump scared You're gonna go to the haunted house and you're gonna have fun and you're gonna be scared That's a skill to scare me without being cheap. No, I'll sign up for that That you don't understand outside of looking at how this delivers out you have such a fear and you hate being scared That you have to like who enjoys being scared But I enjoy it's like you have too much good going on your life if you enjoy being scared. It's like a rollercoaster Like you and you need to am I smelling something? You're just talking about getting scared this comment player. It's coming. I don't smell Nathan No, it's like Darryl walking around smell like sheen like a hair oil like something. I smell something like that Might be that move see that got me that was a good game. I want that was that was good You're and your takes are bulls Did you take the candy on Halloween. I don't like candy. It's like you're getting some Christmas overrated Your kid will get to that during Sure you get to that during Christmas time. Okay. I okay. We're talking about you think that's outrageous and a chief's here and something I have to tell you something about our very own beloved Dallas our city. What happened here? Now this is this is you got too much good going on or you're too lonely, okay? According to TikTok, there's been a sub sect of people in Dallas that have started the Dallas yell club The Dallas yell club. Yeah, why E LL? What's the Dallas yell club? They have a discord and they have a community of people that show up in the hundreds and Scream at the same time out loud Then go home That ain't pee Pimp that ain't pee at all. I don't know what you thought you do isn't like a therapy thing Like what are they yelling at each other? They quite literally the guy goes hey man. My name is I don't know his name My name is Brian. I'm the founder of the Dallas yell club like it's like a real thing like he's very serious There has to be something behind this. No, and can I show you the Dallas yell club? Yeah, show me the Dallas yell club There's hundreds of people that went to that I forgot the name of the park the park That's like right over the wide Warren. No, not Clyde Warren But another park and they literally stood on the side of the road and they all just screamed and they're yelling at cars Look at this and this is this is their first ever yell So many people oh my god And now best part ready one of the top comments Do y'all just have what happens when it's over do y'all just walk away and go somewhere else the creator of the Dallas yell club goes Exactly They they gather to literally scream into the void and they go home wait oh and they do this weekly Wait, okay Car it's driving to me straight Hundreds of strangers to go And drive back home and you still gotta go no no can I say we you can rewind in that video for the people because we put it on the screen There was a girl that was screaming literally open plums like to the heavens and we need to follow her home I you got to watch you a tinsie This has to be a thing to gather information No, that's no FBI should start going to these because you're gonna start finding some people you're gonna start finding some people Oh my god, it's free. This is this is process of elimination. Yeah, this is not just nature taking its work We're taking the FBI's 10 most want to list down to three after we go to this because we're catching people You're I mean that you're the the the the DA the district 30 dials is getting a bonus. Yeah, if you go to the Dallas yell club You're gonna get some absolute criminals now at what point now. I think it's it's genuinely it could be therapeutic, right? It's fine. My thing is when I start judging you is your duration of travel to get there That's whenever I start having a problem with you, right? Because what day is this held first of all is this weekday or weekend? Oh, I think it's a weekday No, it looked like morning dew was outside. I see their most recent one. I self-founded in the comment was October 11th at 6 p.m So that's a Sunday at 6 p.m. At night. No, that's not the day we we praise it. That's the day we praise the Lord not yell at the sky Yeah, she's going Like no, dude. She's so crazy. It's not saying it's Sunday football is out on It's a good day to drink some wine. Oh, you got people I mean the odds of there being like a sports bar on the other side of that road They were screaming is very high. Yeah, you got people just simply trying to watch the boys. Yeah You got people trying to cheer on the cowboys and they hear of 600 human beings scream now Invasion's happening like Vikings are getting off the ship like I said it is all about duration. Oh, yeah What is the max? What is the max or are if you're not walking distance? You're weird If you if you crank a vehicle to go to the Dallas, y'all club, you're weird because it cost you money to do that You got to pay gas and in this economy you cannot waste gas. Yeah, that's what you can scream for free in your car In your mind in your shower in your back, y'all you can scream at your job. You can scream for free You can't scream at your job or your apartment. I can you can scream at your job You can scream at your job, but you're also dressed as a pill and it's true and pills to do as they please You feel me not everybody like some people work real like jobs like serious jobs and they're stressed out They don't want or they can't scream there. I get that car. You can scream your car scream as loud as you absolutely want Then you crank that car and you go home. You don't go to the yellow club. Yeah, and this isn't on the yellow This is a comedy podcast this is and I hope I hope you grow in a number I hope you grow in this could be therapy. I look like Ms. Dan's words Whatever her name is from a high school musical theater. Oh, yeah, I didn't I wasn't too. I mean I watched them all and let me check the box But that was it but the Dallas, y'all club. Yeah, I'm glad that you said I was gonna be nice I was gonna say if you drive more than five minutes. You're a little a little strange a little weird Especially considering it's held like in the downtown area. You can I know right where that's off the bridge It's just we can see that from our office if you get on the top floor. Yeah. Yeah, it's bad It I don't think you understand. There's probably people from like like Plano McKinney walks a hatch like all like no you can't be from wax actually You can't you can't someone's from walk if someone's from walks a hatchy and they're in the Dallas, y'all club What do you think of them? Oh, they've killed people. No, you've definitely killed people 100% you've done you have done a haine you've done a heinous crime and you're going here as like a form of like relief Yeah, someone's like you're getting it off your check. I came from Salina. I would literally be like I need I as This is a civil arrest. I need to see your truck before you go home. There's probably there's probably a human being there Yeah, it's bad. It's insane. 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It's absolutely the best. I'm telling you guys, once you go over there, give it a try, there's no turning back. You'll be mind blown. So thank you, rocket money. And oh, to the rest of the episode. - I found out of a secret talent. What is it? What is your secret talent? I saw a TikTok of this guy explaining old English sentences. Like you would put an array of sentences from like when the English language was born, all the way to 2006, what year we in? - 2026. - Sorry, I've been stoned for that long. - Is it 2000? - There's a guy on TikTok that shows the English language all the way from its conception to today's English and how it's changed. - Oh, okay, like how, I didn't understand that. I was lost at first. - And I have a special gift. I can understand old English very well. I'm so scared, because I'm a prideful man. I immediately don't believe you. But we have to test this. And there's a feeling of mine. There's genuinely not like, okay, let me see first. 'Cause it should be hard, it should be undoable. And then you're weird, just touched. It's gonna do it. - Yeah, okay, so I want you to look up some, and I want you to test me. Now, we can keep going in order until I get to 2026, but I think it's only gonna take me like three tries. - Okay, so I'm starting old time, and then if I can't get closer and closer to 2026. - All right, I got a couple. Let's see how well you know old English. - I think I have a special talent. Like, genuinely, it's like one of the only things I'm good at. - Okay, this is in 1400s. - Okay. - It is a passengers, Bada custom. - It is a passengers, I don't know what that word is. - Something, it's a bad like thing to do. - It's something a bad thing, it's a bad thing to do. - Okay, okay. Let's go up a hundred years, 1500s. It is a passenger, bad custom. - It's a bad thing to do. It's like a bad, it's like a bad, it's like a bad habit. It's a bad habit, or it's a bad trait. - Is that right? (laughing) - I told you. - It go, okay, it's technically, it's a terrible habit, but how the, I mean, it's a passenger. - That was probably the easiest thing you could have given me. - That might, well, okay, I looked at the top. - It's a passenger, it's a bad custom. - I'm not gonna go, oh, it's terrible habit. Like, that's, I don't know how you just decipher it. - Okay, all right, all right, all right. Next one, 1400s. - He, Tressip, a crebid path. (laughing) Oh, I don't know, oh, it's, say it again. - He, Tressip, I mean, I've never seen this letter before. - Tressip. - He's going down the wrong path or something? - Okay, okay, 1500s, 100 years in the future. - Okay. - He Trettis, a crooked way. - He Trettis, a crooked way, Playa. - He's being crooked, he's being creepy. - Okay, another 100? Not too much of a difference. He walketh a crooked path. - He's like being sketchy. Like, he's like a sketchy guy. Like, he's, like in 2026, I'd be like, he's being sketchy. - That's exactly what it is. (audience clapping) - I don't want to high, I don't want to high-five you. This makes me feel less of myself. I would have never got that. - It's easy. - How is that, I would have never, I would have never left the location. - Really? - He's walking a crooked path. He Trettis, the crooked path. And you're like, I'm probably means he's sketched. - Whoa, whoa, it's saying, it doesn't, like, that's not definition. Like, but it's like, you have to take it into modern slang. It's because, be a pimp. - Oh, he Trettis, the crooked path. Oh, he's about to stab you in the back. Watch out, I'll grab the gun. There's no, there's no, there's no, I'm good at this. I guess it's like a secret talent, I have. - All right, you're getting these easy, the super, oh, super sketchy and all this, whatever. We're turning it up. This starts in 1026. Ik, Ido, Tupam, Wuda, Bayapet, ik, Fugilis, Giswa. - Are you two, and now, there's no. - Shit. - I'll, but I'll progress you each one. - Yeah, you can, there's no, that was German. - I don't know, yeah, that doesn't-- - Yeah, what does that mean? - Now, now here we go. This one, this one's gonna be hard too, and then the next one, it's a little more understandable. But I started you 400 years back, you kept getting the 1400's easy, so let's take it back to 1000. - Okay. - So 1226. Ik, Winter, Tupi, Wode, Fortun, Sion, Britties. - Something went to see something. - Ik, Winter, Tupi, Wode, Fortun, Sion, Britties. - It's the middle part, I don't know, but somebody went to see something. - Not, okay, okay. Now, back to your threshold, which I guess you're just fluent in 1400's English. - 400 basic math. - Yeah, I can't do basic math, I can't do a, oh, you paid a dollar, he gave you 30 cents, how much, but you can do-- - That'd be negative 29 cents. - Oh God. 14, I went to the Wode to scene Britties. - I went on to the Wode to see Britties. - So see, like I said, he went to go see something, he went off to the Wode. Water, he went to the water to see fish or something. - You're actually close, but you're not, it's not all there. I went to, I went to, onto the Wode to scene Britties. - Birds, Britties, or Bitties, or some-- (laughs) - He went down to the water to see the-- - Oh God. - I don't know what the Wode is. - Oh, I couldn't imagine a bush in the 1400's. - Woo! - You have to traverse that cavern up. - Oh man, at home made soap too, I know that. - Then smell good. - Whoa, here we go. So Wode, you said water, what does Wode sound like? And what is that last one? This, your big clue is the last one. - Britties. - Britties, okay, yes. - Britties, so where would they be? - Trees, or the-- - Wode. - The Wode, Wode, like the woods? - He went to the woods to see some birds. (screams) - That's so stupid. I don't understand. I don't, like, genuinely look at that. - I'm at like, you're-- - Yeah, I went to the woods to see some birds. Yeah, that's it. - I'm saying, look where it starts and you're deciphering. And that literally does not look like, it's not English. - Yeah, no, and they're on the screen for everybody to see, but yeah, that's crazy. - That is insane. - I told you to see your talent. I have, I'm bad at things that I need. Like, I don't really understand things. Like the other day, I don't know if I should talk about this. It's a genuine question I have. I have like a crazy plane story, but I'll tell it next week. But like, genuinely, I don't know, I was saying, okay, should I say it? - You should say it. - You should say it, you're Medusa. You do as you please. - I've been traveling a lot, right? - Yeah. - Like, I fly like, every other week almost. - Yeah. - Do other countries have TSA? Or is that just us because of the plane situation, the tower one we got, the bad one. So, it strikes me as interesting that you ask that, considering we were just in Australia. - Now, I don't remember that. - Clearly, 'cause they have the same stuff. We went through the thing and went through the detectors. They looked at the bad. - So they have TSA too. - They're not all called TSA. I don't think TSA is necessarily a global alliance. I think ours is called TSA. They might be called some else. - Did they always have that? Or did they wait for us to get Shabai? - They probably waited for us to get Shabai. - They saw Manisha on the beach. - Manisha on the beach. - And they said, "TSA!" - Oh, they said, "Manisha on the beach." That's keeping the pee play. - No, they said, "Oh." - So there is. - Yes. - Okay. - Absolutely. - But is that just us? 'Cause Australia is very similar to us. Like, I think if you were to go to like, take a flight to Russia, right? - Oh, another global superpower. - Yeah, they're gonna have their version of TSA. - Yeah, really? - Yes. - Is there any countries that you could just get on the plane? - For God's sakes, when you do JSX, they have their own little version of TSA, they have it in a conveyor belt. - Yes, they do. - They're really. - But it's still, it's the same. Like, I'd argue, you'd have to be very out there. Like, very, not off grid, but away from like urban stuff to get on a plane that your bags don't get checked. Or it's your jet. - He's like a project. - You're right there. - No, it's supposed to happen. - Isn't it crazy that we just used to get on planes? - It's insane. - Who's out of there? - Now, I do wonder, was there any form of like, there had to have been some security. - There was some security. - Like a town or something. - Yeah, there's like a metal detector. - And there's like a metal detector. - A metal detector. - See, but even then it's like. - That's crazy. - That's insane. And now they can see everything in your bag. They can see everything like that. - First of all, I've never understood the science that. I've never, I know I understand it's like an x-ray. - Yeah. - And I've never understood the science of an x-ray. Like medical or TSA stuff. It's like, what do you mean there's these rays that are hitting my body to where you can then see through my skin or see through my back. I've never understood that. That might sound like a patent thought. - It's like the same way. - The same way. - Talk it out with me, but that makes it, that is, that is one of the things that's baffling to me. - Like, you're afraid of clouds and sh*t. - Yeah. - I'm like, how can you see through me? That's, that's. - They can't see through you. - Yes, you can. - No, you can't. They can't even see your PP. - 'Cause on an x-ray, they're looking for bones. There's not a bone in your PP, big dog. And if you got that, then where do you get it? - Why does I don't? - Why do they call it a bone Earth? - Because you get hard and then it's hard like a bone. But there's no bone in your, in your Johnson. There's no bone down there. - Just ligament. - Oh, one round, oh my god. - That ain't good. - One of the wrong bouncing, you gon' break it. - Oh, we know some people. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. - But yeah, they do see through you. - And why don't you-- - No, they don't see through you. - Why don't you go straight to-- - They don't see-- - You said they don't even see through you, they can't see your PP. Why don't you go straight to that? - Because I used to fluff a little bit before I went through the little thing because I was like, if they could see it, I don't want them seeing small little chub. I want them seeing good Rod. - Oh yeah, but no, they don't, but they do see-- - They can't see through you, Cam. - I'm looking at you-- - In the TSA machine? When you go like this? - No, you idiot! - No, oh, dude, oh, dude, I just got this really-- - I wanted that kind of touchy right there, like I wanted to-- - What do you mean see through you? - In an X-ray, in X-ray, I said X-ray for medical and I said TSA stuff. - I thought we were talking about TSA. - And I said both and you said, yeah, on the X-ray, they're seeing through you to see your bones. On the TSA stuff, they're seeing through your back. They see-- - No, they're seeing through your clothes. - So they see if you have any wires or any mechanisms that you're not supposed to have. - For your bag. - It's out of X-ray. - Do you, okay? - It's a scanning machine. - The bag, the bag, we're not taught-- Take the human being out of it. We're not talking about when you do this. - No, no, no. - We're not talking about that, that AP. We're talking about your bag. If you have a black bag. - Careful. - You have a black bag. It cannot be seen through. - I have no idea what's in it. You put it through their little nifty-difty machine. They know everything, object, you own. That's what I'm talking about. - Kind of. - They don't know. - Do you mean kind of? - They can see shapes and like, heat rays. They can't see what it is, really. You can like make out 'cause you're human, you know, but like they don't, like my Nintendo Switch could stop every time. But if they knew it was an Nintendo Switch, they would just let it go. They can't see what it is. - But you can tell, okay, if you see a dick in there, it's a good guess, it's a dildo. Good guess. - But they gotta take it out and check it. That's why they check it. - Yes, and that'd be crazy. - If they're like, oh, it's just a (bleep) it's just like foam, it'd let it go. - But it's the same thing with the X-ray. They can see the bone. They can't see if it's rotten and distorted. They can see if there's chips and stuff. They can see the overall bone. Your bone could be painted purple for whatever reason, but they can see the bone. They're seeing through, like right now, I'm looking at your arm. I cannot see your bones. We know the human anatomy. I have a decent idea where it should be. I don't know where it is. You might have a weird bone. You might have a messed up. Your bone could be doing a right angle right now, and I don't know. But the doctors do. That technology baffles my brain. I think that genuinely doesn't make sense to me. - I think it's not as smart as you think it is. I think like a Dexascans more impressive than like a TSA scanner. Like you can know my body fat percentage, my muscle density, like, how much proteining-- - Or Dexascans legit. - Yeah, 'cause I believe they're legit too, but I'm there with you. What do you mean I hold onto this thing, and I lay down, and then you tell me how fat I am. How you're going to the planet fitness Dexascans? Those aren't accurate. - No, but there's handheld ones. - Those aren't accurate. - No, I know, but there's handheld ones that are connected to a machine. - Dexascans is the lay down one, but-- - The lay down ones is the accurate one. - I went to one in a doctor that was a multi like $1,000 machine. It wasn't like, it wasn't the handheld, like a Nintendo controller. - But if you grab the machine, you raise it up, you're standing on it all the sudden. - Your doctor's office is not what? They don't have good technology in there. They still tap your knee and watch it fly. Like, it's not good, bro. It's not good, man. You don't have the best-- I know you got that independent insurance, brother. I know it, but you shouldn't be the example. I love you, man, but it's not the best. I mean, science has gotten so far. - Oh my God, go ahead. Oh, he's gone. That's Pete. That's pimpin' her. - Oh, shit. No, it is impressive. It is impressive. - But to answer your question, yeah. Everybody's got their version, buddy. We're safe. - No matter where you go. - I didn't think so. - That's a crazy thought that you had. - Yeah, I was thinking I was like, if somebody really wanted to do something, they would just fly in from a different country. I guess that's what they did the first time. No, they didn't. They came from Boston. - When did time 11? - They did, yeah. They didn't come from over there. - Do you see, and that's why Boston sucks. I'm just, I don't think Boston did it. - No, they didn't. Oh my God, that was a bad day. - Well, that took a turn. - This episode is brought to you by Benchmade knives. Let me tell you something about Benchmade knives. I personally, we've been doing this new studio. Every day we get so many shipment, so many boxes. I've never realized how important a good knife is. We are cutting, breaking down boxes every single day. 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It's mengotomars.com/ySK for 50% off and three free gifts when you check out after you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them that our show sent you now on to the rest of the episode. - Do you want to do it? Do we want to do a pop culture? - Yeah, we do a quick one. - Let's do a quick Halloween pop culture to spooky. It's time for people's faith. - Do you know what that is? - Pop culture, pay it again. - Keep it in pay, pop culture, pay it again. - Wow, all righty. - Talk to me, play. I got one for you. - Yes, talk to me daddy. - On the guys of spooky stuff like that, there was a red and article. - Wait, didn't you read a headline? - But then I clicked the article. I actually did, believe it or not. I read an article, kind of sad, but it's spooky. - Oh no. - This woman, right, she finds the venue of her dreams for her wedding, $16,000 deposit. - I think I've seen. - Oh my lord. - So sad. - $16,000 deposit, the date's coming up. Unfortunately, her fiance at the time, soon to be husband, he passes away. - It's so sad. - So sad, passes away before the wedding takes place. She contacts the venue, hey, tragedies happened. No longer getting married. Can't please have my money back. They said, absolutely not. That is evil. - Evil. - Same. - Evil. - That is you. That is Medusa. - It's evil. - That is, yeah, it's the worst. - $16,000 to a now widow, but a widow, and you just say, sorry about you. - Worse part is, this is honestly the worst PR move they ever could have made. They said, we can't give you the money back, but we can give you a credit, and you can use it for a later date. Are you out of your fucking mind? Are you, this woman, they gave her a credit? They said, the deposit's going to stay, but we'll credit you for an event of your choosing later down the line. - Oh, as if she thought it was just for another wedding. I was about to, it is, it's a wedding venue. Like, yeah, she probably have to have a wedding there. She could do a party or something. It's like, I'm going to, I'm going to make sure every option I possibly have to make sure you have no business. And you're thinking, yeah, what's this place? 'cause I wanna call them out, like that's dumb. - It's insane. - This place. - Yeah, literally, but I, she, now the question, she, it all comes to underwriting, but she believed is gonna try to pursue and sue them. - Yeah, they duh, legal action. - Now. - But in the contract, did you read the terms of service or just click agrees or you get to that new iPhone? - That's what I'm saying. Do you think, if it goes to the court, do you think legality wise that they're going to be obligated? - These corporations are so crooked. - They are. - I understand, you gotta make money, I get that, but there's a morality that comes, like imagine the business you would have gotten if you were a good person. - Exactly. - Like that's crazy. - And then you kinda spun it, like you chose to be negative and just, and it's going to bite you in the, terribly. - That's horrible, man. - But I think, I think if she does sue, I don't think she'll win. - No, probably not. - I don't think she'll win, but. - But there's probably be like a GoFundMe or something. - They're gonna goFundMe, my fingers turning purple, by the way. - That's not good. I told you not to put it anywhere else which is pinky. - But she's gonna get a moral victory. I believe hopefully a GoFundMe and whatnot and everybody can like, band together and take care of her. And then this place doesn't understand, genuinely the power of social media nowadays. Like they're going to get ran through the mud. - You're going to get ran through the mud. - They're gonna be a cheap wedding venue coming up because they're gonna, no one's gonna buy them. - Or out of business. - Real cheap, or out of business. Could have been, could have done one nice thing whether it's in your bylaws or not. - Yeah, it's like, bro, it's like there should be a specific, like I understand if they get divorced or they broke up. That's diff, that's on this. But if there's the, we have a loss of life here, man. Let's let's be human beings. They should pay for the what? They should take the 60,000 dollars, give back years for the funeral. Like do something. - And the thing is like, it hasn't even happened yet. - Yeah. - But any time effort, energy, some people you had staff that night, like that wedding was in the, like it hasn't happened. - Yeah, I went out for that night before. - Even if. - But even if, but it's like the night before, if you've already bought all the stuff to accommodate the wedding, and you bought all the flat, you like, you know, I would be like, okay, this is what we're out of pocket. I can give you everything else back. - Yeah. - It's like at that point because that's just overhead for me. But I'm saying it's, there's like no harm in giving them their money back. - Yeah, well I wish we could call them out. I wish we could, so we could do something good for the people who find the name. - Yeah, sure, find the name of them. Because we want to take down these evil corporations. - Should we? - Yeah. - All right, so the whole thing in a nutshell, like two sentences, I'm not gonna say her name, but obviously you can look it up. But she is suing Posey Meadows in San Marcus, Texas after the venue refused to refund nearly $16,000 following the sudden death of her fiancee D, I'm not gonna say his name either. So she's suing them, the venue counter sued. The venue is countersuing her back for breach of contract, claiming she failed to make final payments. It reminds you, their wedding was scheduled for November 20th and breasts his soul, the fiancee passed away in April. - I don't want to end on this, this is sad, I don't know, but that's wild that they have no idea what's coming to it. I brought it up to say, I stand on the side of her for sure. - I don't think anybody would disagree. - I don't think anybody would, but there are probably some people like, all rules are rule, like you suck. - I don't want to end this on a sad note. - What do we, we've got to do some positive. - We've got culture. - Oh my God. - I have why I would get you to take way too long and we're already debate. - Oh my God, it's simple, NBA is back. The NBA is back. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Halloween, are you hosting? You said you were thinking about hosting? - Yeah, but I don't think anybody would come. - Why? - Why would no one come? - I don't know. - Well, I don't want to like host at my house. - What the hell? - I'm gonna go out. - Oh, then why would no one come? - Oh, you would you come? - Yeah. - For Halloween? - Yeah, go out October 31st. - Well, I mean, we're gonna have to trigger treat, so I don't know what time it's gonna be, but we gotta take kids. - You know the early, very past trigger treat you time. - Oh, okay. - Well, depending. - Well, because it's daylight savings. - Oh my God. - So you get an extra hour. It's just the best bang for your buck. - Oh, you're talking about club going. - Oh, no. - That's pimp. - That's keep it. - Yeah, what the fuck else did you think I was talking about? - Oh, I thought you meant like a little dive bar. You know, hit some pool sticks. - We could do that too? - Rub knuckles. - Oh, okay. Whichever one. - Well, if you plan it, let me know. I gotta figure out what our plans are. Our little Halloween plans, a little spooky plans. - Well, yeah, I'm gonna take your kids out like 5 p.m. - Probably a little late in that, but yeah. - Really? - Yeah. - A one year old? - Yeah. - It's only at least like seven o'clock, man. - Really? - 5 p.m. - What the hell? - That's one year old time. Sevens for like the older kids. - You went to church at seven o'clock? - I was in high school. - In high school? - Your mom thought it was like voodoo? - No, just like, you're not gonna just knock on people like it's a skiff, you know? - She was like, you ain't gonna do that. - Yeah. - Like, you're not knocking on church at all. - She went with me a couple times, but like, I never really went on my own. I wore a morph suit in high school one time. I ran around my neighborhood because I thought my, it showed my print. And so I was like, you were so fast. Oh my God, you were a, what's, that could be the final question. What age does your parents have to stop going and trick or treating with you? - I think as soon as you like some, I think as soon as you're going to get actively looking for Bun's mom campus. - I was looking for Bun's like four, I can't, um, I don't know. I look like like, I look like the drag queen, Dr. Doom right now. (laughing) I didn't think anymore, Doom's day, Medusa cameo. - On the roof. - On the roof hall of Secret Wars. Like this is like, I said in Fendi War, Secret Wars, what I meant. Not even Secret Wars, Doom's day. - Doom's day, but Secret Wars is coming. - Yeah. - You look insane, you look, you look hot. - No, I say I know, no one's gonna come. - I was probably doing something with Sarah, man. You see, I'll, everybody's gonna not come with us. - Just take your, take your girl out to a spooky, little, nice little, spooky date. - Yeah, but I'm gonna go with everybody 'cause I didn't go out the last time. What the hell does that mean? You didn't go out the last time. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Well, we'll figure it out. We'll, hey, comment down below. Lift his spirits, man. Tell him to make a good plan and to invite us. How about that? Leave in the comments if he should plan. - I wanna invite, I wanna invite you all, but I don't want the rejection. - Oh, okay, well then let me be honest. Let me check my thing. What we got going in the times, I don't know if we're going out to my sisters, I don't know if we're doing it local, and then I'll tell you to where you don't have to get rejected if I know it's gonna be enough. - It's coming out now, bro. - No, I'm not gonna tell you no now. - What do you think the percentages are, man? - Literally 50, 50. - Ah, that's not true. - I'd say it's 50, 50. - That's not true, man. - 'Cause I already know the someone staying back to watch the kids for us to go out, that's a guarantee lock on a Halloween, like they would do that in a heartbeat. It's really, are we going out there in what time? That's really all it is. Which, even from there, my mom would drive the kids back in our car. - You never know. - Or just leave them at the house in an hour away? Or it might, what the fuck does it matter, what house? - That ain't Pampin, that ain't P, that ain't cool play. Can't lead no baby. - Drop off the fire station. - Drop my baby off at the fire station. - They legally have to take care of 'em. - Exactly. - Yeah, and then it's legally, I'm legally in trouble. I'm like, oh, you'll get 'em back. - Get 'em back, like it's a softball. I knocked into your backyard, get 'em back. That's my son, that's my seed. Get it back. - Thank y'all for coming to another episode of the Usantopod, guess me. We were heading out of here. We have the Patreon exclusive with Big Dog K Rob. I don't know if he's dressed up. - Ooh, you are at the cut. You're gonna have to come to that exclusive scene play. - I got stories from San Diego. I got a, tell you about Pokemon and how it might be for a little bit. There was a huge Pokemon heist. - Oh, my God, no, I don't think I heard about that. - We'll talk about it on Wednesday on the Patreon exclusive, ahead over there to the Patreon cam, get us out of here. - We will see over there Wednesday. You oughta know, this is Big Dad at Big Pampin' cam in the building. We just want to thank you for sitting back, having that little glass of wine, and enjoying a beautiful episode with us. Episode 240, the Halloween special. Now, we're gonna leave a comment down below. We're gonna confuse the cast and get you good karma, good looking. That comment is simply gonna be happy, Halloween. - Happy Halloween, I don't want it to be abbreviated. I want it to be full and beautiful right there. Leave it all over the place. We love you, get spooky and get sexy play. - But remember, one out of two qualifiers, don't forget 'em to Christmas and we'll see you next time. - Hello? - Yeah. Stay small enough long enough, you'll be in the studio now. - Happy Halloween, be safe, Uber everywhere. - Yes, oh, get the car ready. - Be smart.