The Wild World of Lil Pete!

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Thank you so much for coming in Give us the backstory the origin story. I heard it's a sort of tale. Are you a you a new your kid born and raised? Brooklyn New York Bay Ridge. I've been living in the same house for the last 42 years. Oh shit except for the one year that I was in rehab Which was almost 10 years ago very nice. Yeah, did a year in rehab? Yeah They're about six months in rehab then about six months in a halfway. No shit. Yeah, that's a halfway house for you I was actually kicked out of the halfway house because they they had actually made me the manager of the halfway house Oh, this guy's got stories already my kind of guy little piece. Well, when they saw how responsible I was and how reliable I was and how much of a leader I am they said we want you to have a manager Yes We want you to be the manager of the halfway house. I was like okay great. Uh-huh So you know me. I'm always telling my stories and strip club stories and everything. Okay, one night You know some of the clients at the halfway house was like we would really love for you to take us to a strip club And I said you know what? That's a great idea. We're going So instead of taking them to the N.A. Meeting uh-huh. I was taking them to the strip clubs. Sure Wound up hucking up with this cute little waitress and it became like a regular thing So no more N.A. meetings now it's like everybody's going to the wall. We're going to the strip club We were taking people from the halfway house to a strip club on a regular basis on a weekly basis. Uh-huh. Were they drinking? In the beginning. No, but eventually it went to it. Yes, yeah, I caused the massive relapse Really if it Bay Ridge went out and then you were then you were asked to leave the halfway. I was asked to leave the halfway house Why six months in rehab? Oh, um, that was the program. It was a six-month thing six. Yeah, it was a six-month thing Yeah, holy shit. You should try it sometime Yeah, uh, okay. All right. Let's go back a little further. So yeah, uh born and raised Bay Ridge That's correct. What's uh what was the family dynamic like mom dad brother sisters? What was the house growing up? Only child only child My father um was Irish. Okay. Um very Irish cat like very into sports. Uh-huh. Okay Everything growing up in my household was basically focused around sports like that was my job Okay, the baseball team make the basketball team make the soccer team It was more important than schoolwork or anything. Okay. Okay. My mother is an Italian woman Also, uh, very Italian Roman Catholic. Uh-huh. She was a teacher. Okay. A special ed teacher. Okay Quincidence that she had a kid who's borderline special ed, you know Is that true? Um, absolutely. Okay. Yeah, um verbal ability it's extremely high Extreme verbal ability 98 percent. Uh-huh performance ability. Uh-huh two percent And I'm like who the fuck are these two guys that did worse than me, you know, I'm saying Okay, I want to meet them. I want to meet them. Yeah, very very classic New York tail very Irish Irish Italian Irish Italian. Yeah, it's like fucking oil and vinegar. Did your dad play sports when he was growing up? Are he just obsessed with them? No, absolutely. He played in high school for power memorial with Kareem Abdul Javarge When he was still well sender Baby basketball your dad played with Kareem. Guess he did. Holy shit. Yeah, power memorial 1961. Correct. How old memorial? Yeah, not even there anymore. Huh, damn Is that a public school? No, I believe it was I believe it was cat. Yeah, cat probably a cat. Yeah. Yeah, I'm back in the day Damn, they're very Catholic my father's side of the family like very not Kareem No, not Kareem a lot walked by, you know The dream baby Okay was a very New York thing was your extended family in the neighborhood as well like your aunts and uncles and dad's family mom's family Or was it so my mom's family lived in Bensonhurst, but it was just my grandmother and grandfather Where we went every Sunday to have dinner. Okay. Really? Yes the larger side of the family my father's side the Irish side They were spread out through Jersey and Rockland County. I only really saw them on the holidays. Gotcha. Yeah Rockland County Family gets up there. That's bad news. That sounds like you're making it out, but it's it's tough guns up a rock. Okay Okay So how are the grades in school? Okay, the grades in school or do you have a Catholic school or public school? I started at a Delphi Academy, which is a private school at Delphi Academy six blocks away from my house. Yeah, that's like a cable company Okay, I don't like a Delphi is a cable. Spectrum Spectrum Academy is where let the time order college So yeah, there were on in the original kindergarten class. They're only seven kids. All right, my mother My mother made sure in the early part of my life that I was in a small class where the kids got a lot of attention if they needed it She knows what she was doing. Yeah, she knew what she was doing. Okay At fourth grade level I attempted to go to polyprap, but they didn't accept me. I was like the only kid in the class that did not get accepted What's polyprap? It was a higher level private school. Gotcha. Yeah, more expensive more money better sports program Gotcha. Yeah. All right. Okay. Then for fifth grade, I went to St. Patrick's which was like a neighborhood Catholic school Gotcha, where I played all my sports. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Huh All right, very intro. Oh, did your parent are your did your parents stay together? Do they separate? Uh, they never got a divorce, but it didn't really help the relation. They were fighting all the time. Did your dad eventually move out? No, he died He died of a heart attack in 2006. Oh, I'm sorry to hear but actually had a heart attack while he was referring a basketball game Went to blow his whistle. That was it. Oh shit. And he died right there died on the court. Yeah. Holy shit. Oh sports. He went for doing what he loved You know, damn. Were you at the game? No, we weren't Would you have been? No, but my mother typically would have it's it's probably not by coincidence that she didn't go that day because It's probably better that she was. Yeah. Oh, so they still even though they fought they still would they were still Like she went to his basketball games that he refereed. Yes, and we had a golden retriever Dog female by the name of star. Uh-huh. That dog probably kept the marriage together more than anything Because they used to love to walk it together. They used to love to take the dog to the beach even in the winter Yeah, if it wasn't for that dog that probably would have been some form of a separation between like Between 96 and 2006 with my own man fast, you know, there's something to be said for that kind of love though Yeah, yeah, I had it grit in your teeth and go going to watch them referee. Yeah, and their moral sports games. Yeah What was uh, what was the vacation like growing up? Oh wow, so we used to go to Cape Cod Really every year. We went to Cape Cod for two weeks in August. Wow. Yeah, good vacation So you had no cousins or anything like that like yeah, cousins your age on though on my father's side Yeah, I had several cousins that were year or two older year or two younger You would only really see them once or twice a year. Yeah, gotcha Yeah, there was your crew in the in in Bay Ridge. You have a group of friends. Oh, yeah I always had a big group of friends. Okay. I was always like that one guy that everybody really wanted to hang out with you know - Okay. - That good personnel. - Yes, that's right. - Fuckin' rocks in, takes the room over this. - 98. percent verbal yes yes you know please no I still want to know who the two guys that did work you know okay what was the grocery store that your mom went to growing up she went it's called food town now sure it was called met food back then okay I don't ever heard of a met food yeah did you ever say what your dad did okay so my father owned his own business uh-huh he owned a route in which he was a middleman like a distributor of her pasta cheese yeah having a route having a good gig you know he did well man towards the end of his life like around 2000 the business totally fell apart and that that hurt him that hurt him he became a teacher the last six years of his life so he could teach the kids and coach the kids and what you guys grew up in an apartment or a house private house private small yeah small right next to an apartment nice and your mom still lives there today we still both live there to this day you live with your mom correct very nice all right we're gonna get into that for sure I like it what what was your first car growing up could have been any age because I know New Yorkers all you know it's not like you get a car at 16 or whatever so my first car my parents actually gave me their Volvo which was a 94 s 70 I believe nice car yes so that I could drive to college St. Joseph's college but the St. Joseph yes well with Chris Chris the stuff we were college buddies for four years no Joseph college where's that I didn't know that town Brooklyn it is two four five Clinton Avenue two four five Clinton had that stuff right off the fucking G. Chris was the star of the basketball shoe the all-time I didn't know you knew Chris like that before I did comedy before he did call it at Chrissy day Chrissy day was quite the big shout-out to Chris you say all-time leading score he is he's the all-time leading all-time leading goal team at the Chrissy day yes okay wow a Volvo I didn't see that I did not see that coming at white Cadillac something I did not see the my father had a white Cadillac yeah I like Cadillac El Dorado yeah what happened to that I crashed both the nice crash the El Dorado yeah I did unfortunately was he still alive yes unfortunately yeah I got an ass kicking for that one man did you yes I did how did you do in college did you graduate I um I graduated that's a no you did yes but yes my mother should have two college degrees sure she did she was helping me a lot all my work so you were living at home you lived at home through college I did yeah gotcha yeah okay and what was the first job you had as a teenager even a kid paper out anything well okay so my first job well actually my first job that my father got me was working I didn't answer the question straight yeah for actually now it's a very I love it got me a job working at a cemetery right which I got fired the first day because I couldn't find the bathroom I took a piss on somebody's tombstone right right for the for the boss to roll up in his cart and be like get the hell out of you fired oh there's a summer job I was a summer job what were you supposed to be doing digging graves no we were like cutting the grass gotcha okay so maintenance yeah all right yeah huh and what about after that when did you take the rest of the summer off her no got a job personal training at a ballies and Elmer's how are you like 18 going on 19 that was your first job 18 19 yeah were you always in good shape I was always in good shape yeah I guess that's always lifted yeah since the time I was like 15 huh okay now what was your first concert never went to a concert in my life well you've never been to a music concert no but I've been to a lot of like house music type of parties like sound factory um raves yeah that that's that's that stuff Molly that kind of shit big time yeah a lot of Molly's a lot of Molly's have my eyeballs then it had my two pay friggin stand up how long when did you start wearing a two pay two thousand and ten when did you as I guy you know with male pattern baldness when did you start losing it did you start losing where you one of those kids started losing it early started losing it early I did a cycle of steroids right in in 2002 for my cancun senior trip wait oh wait I wait how old are you I'm 42 you're 42 so and what year was this this is two thousand and two two thousand until you're high school senior high school you start doing I did yes I did a cycle because you're going away to cancun you want to look good on the beach that is correct fucking sharp kid though yeah that's all right all right and what your hair starts falling out because of that that was the beginning of it believe it or not yeah huh so you start losing in high school yeah how was the cancun trip the cancun trip was awesome yeah okay it was worth every year that I took off my life with those steroids do you lay down there I did yeah I did shout out till it I remember my mother found my steroids and she was like you have to stop taking that I said sure right after spring break all right I said I'm going to cancun I'm trying to get jacked I'm trying to get some pussy back off I assume your mother knows everything that goes on in the household yeah she keeps it pretty clinch to she and this isn't a shot I'm very close to my mother lived back at home several times does she clean your room oh no not anymore um the last five years she um she has macular degeneration I'm sorry isn't her eyesight okay she had a knee replacement uh last May okay she's not walking so well anymore gotcha and um dementia runs in her family gotcha the last five years she's slowing down a lot like it's actually me taking care of sure very yeah okay very admirable good very yeah good moral thing to do up until then she strikes me as a kind of mom that one ran a vacuum five times a day kept to play spotless yeah do you have any plastic on anything in the like the living room the couch or anything like that furniture cover or anything we did but the cat just clawed through all that shit and she gave over yeah the cat tiger a tiger boom boom he just clawed through everything Tiger boom boom was the name of the cat yes he takes the biggest shit's that cat do you still have the cat yeah he's four years old four years old correct yeah okay all right growing up would you drink milk with dinner and who cooked your mom my mom pretty much cooked on every night okay yeah good cook yeah she was good cook yeah how was her sauce oh her sauce was great but not as good as her mom's her mother my my grandmother tell you was actually the better cook of the two where you guys would go on Sundays yeah what would that Sunday dinner look like and would it just be you guys or would it be any relatives of hers so it was me my mom my dad my grandma grandpa and then my mom's brother who lost his job in 1990 mm-hmm spent six years living at home with them nice yeah and I really that's my uncle Vito I really liked that guy he was cool okay he he died a dementia two years ago yeah two years ago he was cool though you know he let me have a couple of sips of his vodka he used to take me to the bar shout out uncle Vito shout out uncle Vito man we used to I used to watch the football games with him he was betting on him gambling on him guy had a lot of demons but he was cool yeah I bet you could still smell that house walking into it on a Sunday yeah yeah it's fucking awesome god I wish I was a tell you let's talk about draft Kings gang the football season is heat in the hoobards and every week feels bigger with draft Kings draft Kings is 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I was drinking water from the time I was like 11 or 12. - Sure. - Okay. Okay. Would your mom make breakfast in the morning for you? - She always did. - She did. - Up until the time I was like, maybe 33 years old. - Oh, shit. - I swear to God. - No shit. - Yeah. - What are we talking about? - Eggs and shit? - Eggs oatmeal. - That's it. - You come down in the morning. She's in there. Got the coffee going. - Got everything going. - Really? - Yeah. - Your dad too. Your dad would be down there? - Well, my dad on Tuesdays and Thursdays, he used to have to leave the house ridiculously early for his business. - Uh-huh. - But Monday, Wednesday and Friday, no, he was down there reading the paper. Me and him would be talking about the Nick game or the Yankee game. - And so you never moved out. You've always lived there. - Always lived there. - Okay, so you go to college, we'll go back a little bit. I wanna hear that. You go to college. You get your degree. - Yes. - In? - Uh, human relations. - Human relations. - Yeah. - And then what do you get a job doing? - My first job after college was at a place called Arbor Week Air. It was some type of social work. - Okay. - It didn't go well. It didn't last long. I got fired within like the first two months. - That's on my desk. - I went right back to the gym where I was comfortable and I, you know, I had leverage. I had a leg up on, you know, other people. - You started working at, you started working at the gym as a trainer. - Yeah. - So your days were, before you did comedy, I assume. - Oh, yeah. This is way before I did comedy. - All right. So how old are you? - I'm 42. - No, no. I mean, how old are you then? - 23, 23. - Yeah. - You're living at home, you're working at a gym. - Yeah. - Okay. And that was your life. You wake up, your mom had breakfast ready. She'd go to the gym, you'd come back. She'd make dinner. - She made dinner. Yeah, my whole day revolved around the gym, working out, you know, training my clients. I mean, I did my little hustles on the side. I was selling weed. I was selling e-pills. - Yeah, you were. - 'Cause I wanted to make enough money that we could go to the club on the weekends and we could have a good time. - What's that look like? What's that look like going to the club on the weekend? It's you and what? You and how many boys, me and usually a bunch of juiced out guys, I'm saying everybody had their hair mohawked. I was mohawked in my two-page. - Are you really? - I swear to God, I was mohawking the two-page all the way around. - Do you ever think about letting it go? - The two-page? - Yeah. - No. - You like it. - I do. - What about getting the plugs? - Oh, I did three surgeries with Bosley. - With Bosley. - I did the name to Bosley. - Oh my God. - You wanna hear something crazy? So the third surgery did not go well. I still have a dent in my head to this day and I was in a lot of pain. I went to my doctor and I was like, my head's really hurting me. It goes here. Here's some perks. That'll make you head feel better. Led to the beginning of my opioid addiction, which brought me to rehab about five years later and left me nearly dead in a coma of May 16th to May 26th of 2017. - Whoa. - Jesus. - Yeah. - I thought I was gonna get my hair back, yeah. Shout out to Bosley. I thought I was gonna get my hair back. I wind up getting addicted to dope. - Damn. But now you could do the thing that everyone's doing not to turkey one, but they have it here. - It's the same thing. - Would you ever do that? - I would really need to know that it's gonna work better than this, you know. - What's that set you back if you don't mind me asking? - This is $700 a month. - A month? - Yes. - Well, what do you have to do? - You gotta get the upkeep. - Yeah. You gotta go at least every two weeks. - Uh-huh. - I'm going tomorrow. It's not far from here. - Right. I don't get you set up. - At 11 o'clock and yeah, they're gonna take it off, clean it, re-gluet. - So that stays on like we're in the shower and shit like that. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Oh, all right. - Yeah. - I didn't know that. I was sleeping at everything. - Everything, yeah. - Okay. - All right. - When they bury me at the end of my life, make sure they glue my two paint of my head one last time. - Okay. - I don't think we'll be there to that. - Back to the club. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Over some of the, Luke's fascinating. - Luke's fascinating. - Yeah. - What are some of the nicknames that even the kids you grew up with? - We had like 10 peets in the crew, man. - Okay. - So you got, you got big peet. You got little peet. You got gay peet. You got junk ball peet. You got sound factory peet. All right. You got nothing. - What was junk ball peet? What's junk ball? - I loved coke that dude, man. - He didn't know his name was junk ball peet until he lost his phone one day and was like, "I borrowed your phone to call my phone." And then he rings it and sees junk ball peet come up on a fucking caller ID. He was like, "Dude, I'm not a junkie." And then he was like, "Yo, you want to get some tooth, tooth, tooth." - Yeah. - What were some of the clubs you were going to? - Well, sound factory when it was sound factory, then it became posh, got a posh, did you know this? - My boys used to go to posh, really. - We used to go to Crow bar, we used to go to mansion, mansion bed, all of mansion, man. - And would you guys go in there and sit down, get a table, do bottle service, all that stuff? - You know, we always sat at somebody else's table for the most part and-- - Uh-huh. - Yeah, one time that I actually got a table, I remember at the end of the night, like, so many people were sitting there that I didn't know. They were about to kick me out of my own fucking table. They were like, "Hey, who do you know here? I'm like, it's my table." They're like, "No, it's not." At that point, I don't even think it matters anymore. - Yeah. - What kind of music is playing? - Like hardcore tribal house. - The fuck is that? - Like that pots and pans. - So that's going on, so this is what, 2008, 2010, roughly in that area, yeah, from 2007 to like 2014. - So what are you wearing? Are we talking about-- - It's a long time, the club. - It's a lot of mollies. - That's a lot of mollies, bro. - That's a lot of drugs. - A lot of mollies is real trashy. - That's a lot of freaking drugs, man. - That's great. - That's a lot of-- - That's a lot of things. - So you guys would always think, you guys would always be on something when you're in there. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Banked out. - Yes. - Wearing at hearty stuff? - War a lot of at hearty, war a lot of Christian order gear. - Yeah, true religion genes. - True religion. - To this day. - To this day. - Everything else. - True religion, yeah. - I'm true religion genes. - Yeah. - Shout out, do it. - It was wild, man. It was a total dark side. You know what I'm saying? We were hanging out with escorts, strippers. - What would a check usually look like at the end of the night from a club like that? - What happened? - What would a check usually look like at the end of the night from something? - What do you drop in? - Probably could've got on like, on like, three or four hundred bucks. - That's it? - Yeah. - Are you going to, what are you doing? You doing like vodka ton or vodka? - Well, we don't really drink a much. We maybe get like one drink. You probably buy like, like-- - 'Cause you're all fucked up on drugs. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was way more of a drug party person growing up. Now I'm more of like a wine guy, you know? - What kind of wine do you like? - Wait, so you still drink? - I still drink, yeah. - Okay. - It's a little beat, right? - Okay. - I don't do opioids. I never did it since I woke up from the coma. I have partied over the past few years, you know? - Gotcha. - Yeah, I know. - Well, two, two, two, a couple of adderals, yeah. - Sure, okay. - You know? - All right. - Kind of California sober. (laughs) - Be rich, be rich, be rich, little pizza sober, you know? (laughs) - Hey, find out what works for you. - We're walking less of a dark path these days that we once were. - Towards the light. - Yeah, yes. - Towards the light. - Towards the light. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Any memorable Halloween costumes growing up, so this is where we're around that time. - What would you do? How would you do mischief night? I would assume you and your buddies? - I got a hell of a story for you guys. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. - First of all, I am dressing up as Chuck E. this year. - He did say I wasn't mid-perform the performance. - So there was one year, right? This is 2008. My grandmother. - It was good on years. - Yes. - 2008, so you're in your 20s. - I'm 24. - Okay. - 2008. So my grandmother had been in the hospital for like a month. She had pneumonia. She had been living in an old age home for the past year. - Uh-huh. - Since my grandmother, my grandfather died. - Passed away. - Yeah. - She dies on Halloween morning of 2008. - Okay. - And my mother comes to tell me and my responses. I'm not missing the party of posh of this weekend. - Okay. - 'Cause I'm dressing up as a baby. I'm dressing up as a baby with a diaper and a bonnet and all of it. - Uh-huh. - And this was my first weekend ever trying crystal meth. - Now you were planning on doing that? - What was planning on doing that? - You were planning. Hey, we're doing crystal meth this weekend. You're snorting it or smoking it? - Snorting it. - Snorting it, okay. So, um, we had a wild ass weekend. - I'd imagine. - You had a wild ass. - Dressed as a baby doing crystal meth. (laughing) - Diper. - Bring your grandma back to life. - Diper, bonnet. And my mother had just sold my grandmother's house. - Okay. - So, you know, she came into some money and she gave me a little bit. So I had-- - What do we talk? What do we talk about? - She gave me about 10 grand. - 10 grand, 24-year-old kid. She hand you 10 grand. Dressed as a baby. Was she aware of your nefarious activities? - No, not at this time. - Obviously. - Not at this time. - Yeah. - So we had a wild weekend. I rented out a hotel room. All my friends, everybody's dressed up, you know? So, Hollywood. - Would you rent a hotel if you don't mind me asking? - Maritime. - Maritime. - Wait. - Yeah, in the city? - Yeah, in the city. - On the west side? - Yeah, correct. - Jesus, I stayed there. - And I'll never forget, man. Me and this guy. - Big, big. - Me and this guy. - It's a nice hotel. - Beautiful for you. Tell beautiful so me and this guy were competing for this one girl all night right we leave the hotel to go to the party This is on excuse me. This is on a Friday. Okay. It's Friday night. It's on a Friday night We leave the hotel. I leave all my friends in the hotel to go to the party at posh. Uh-huh. We get to the front dresses a baby. I'm dressed as a baby. You're on crystal meth. I'm on crystal meth. She dressed as she's dressed as red riding hood This dude did not have a costume. Oh, come on. Yes. Is it your boy? I just met him that night You got him hanging out in your hotel room. You met him that night. Well he came with her Came with her. Yeah. Okay. Were they were they an idol Mish or they had just met on a date in sight They had a hooked up yet. Got you nor had I hooked up with her. So did you know she was coming? Oh, yeah I called her to invite her. Uh-huh. So we get to the frongated posh. She brings it dude. She brings it to the little peep Little peep came to stop. He wants to get in there. So we get to the frongated posh, right? This dude has quarters He's got quarters in rappers. I pulled out a G. I pulled out a G game over, you know Game over. So we go in there. You know, we had a great time me and her end up going back to the hotel But we did not hook up. I think he went home. Okay, um, we stayed there till like three four o'clock in the afternoon And she tells me I want to go to posh again the next night And I'm like well, I got my grandma's funeral coming up. I'm not sure if I could do that So you guys did she is she doing crystal toe? No, she didn't do no crystal. Okay, but you guys are up all night up all night Yeah, I think she did like some mollies, but she didn't do no okay, and it's just you two hanging out in a hotel room Just just us now talking whatever talking. Yeah, whatever got her. Yeah, she actually ended up giving me a ride home Okay, so now I get up to go to posh the next night. Uh-huh. You stay at the hotel. No, no, I went back to my house for all three four the afternoon. Yeah Okay, change your diaper Absolutely change the diaper. My my mother tells me you can't go out again tonight I got the whole family coming tomorrow. I was like I on Sunday or Saturday. They're coming. This is on a Saturday All right, so they're common Sunday. Yeah, they're coming Sunday. Same same day is the New York City marathon So I sneak out the house. I go pick the girl up in the car service. We go back to posh Right meet up with all my friends there Wild night, a lot of party and a lot of drugs everything, you know Towards the end of the night. I end up sliding out the back door Right, I was all Kate out and I mean, yes, sliding up the back door on purpose. No, I just literally bumped into the back door I'm like, where the hell am I? Okay, I end up getting into a limo With some guy that I do not know, okay, and I'm telling him like I gotta get home to Bay Ridge You know, I got my grandmother's you know, I got my grandmother's weight tomorrow, okay? And he starts driving me, but then like I get like paranoid. I thought I got kidnapped by Albanians Needless and you do not want to cross Albania You know, I thought I got kidnapped by Albanians. So I'm telling the guy like I have to make a phone call Blah blah blah, and this is back when he's the driver. Yeah, this is back when there was still payphones So like I'm trying to call my mother from a freak of payphone and I'm dressed as a baby Where you are? I'm still just a baby. You got redress as a baby to go out that night. Yeah We can pass you stuck out of the house dressed as a baby. Yes, bonnet and got into a car service Gotta do a car service. Did you have a jacket or anything out of jacket? Yeah, okay. It's not an animal. All right So on and this limo driver he thought I was trying to get away without paying the bill So he kept picking me up and putting me back in the limo. I am like I am definitely getting kidnapped right now Definitely get kidnapped holy shit So we finally get back to Bay Ridge is the New York City marathon going on So I can't get to my freaking house. It was during the day. It's during the day now. We party the whole night And we have to run across the marathon to get to my house. You say we who's we me in the car service driver And the guy I see run why she run why she running with you? Are you in the car? We gotta get to my house I have no money left on me. Oh my money's my money's dropped my money's dropped. It's gone. It's spent So this guy's going with you to get his money for the car service So you parked the car on the one side and you guys have to walk across the ran across the New York City marathon me dressed as a baby and some fat fucking service driver going across the marathon Well, the marathon is coming in this way Right into my front door Where I got my whole family dressed up in black suits. I walk in as a baby. Oh my god Dude and I'm shaking everybody's hand like hey, hey, how you guys doing? It's been a while since I seen you Mark and I get a hundred bucks for the car service guy. Sorry for your loss. Yes What was that was that the hey, we need to have a talk about your party in conversation That was one of the first one. That was one of the first thing. God damn well Pete And then Didn't you had one bad night where you ended up in a coma and that sent you off to rehab? Well, that was years later That was years later. Okay. What did your crew think of like the Jersey Shore people at the time? Oh, they were big fans of the Jersey Shore big fans. Yeah, I used to love that show Yeah, did you grow do do you ever are you a seaside guy? Oh, we used to go. Yes to go. Yeah, yeah shout out DJs Yes, one of the greatest clubs What DJs DJs and seaside have you been there? Yeah, I've been there. Have I been there? Yes, I have why what do you mean why it's been well I was clubbing dude you were that's clubbing No, you are DJ. It's a boy. It's a big in the home depot Um I mean, yeah, please no, I mean, I don't know where to go after that You do Christmas at the house with your mom. Oh, yeah, white lights on a tree Color lights colored lights. Yeah, come on decorate the outside of the house. We used to we haven't done it So you're kind of running the household now. Yeah, that's correct Now what uh, you know, it played please if I'm stepping over the line What how how is it bringing ladies over the house in the past and now or do you know is that you do away games? I do a lot of away games. But I'd have brought a few chicks over the house in in the past couple of years um Nobody actually met my mother. She was not home on Saturday when I would bring them. She's usually at the boyfriends Your mom's gonna boyfriend. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So she's okay to go to the boyfriend. She's not like you see Yeah, she doesn't walk on her own you said she she's Walking better, but she's needing a little bit of help Because she's still she's still as an active social life. Yeah, yeah, okay, so she's over at the boyfriends. Yes, when the girl comes over What does she say you say oh, this is like I my mom was here. I said none of them met them Yeah, no, no, I put her on the table. I'm there aware. Yeah, I say they know it's not a fucking bachelor pad. It's a no Obviously a family home. Yeah, there's picture of me and my mom my dad the dog from the 90's sure Sure, you guys keep the butter on the counter in your house. Are you keeping it in the refrigerator? We actually don't have butter at all Why am my mother hates that stuff like butter and stuff. Yeah, butter. Yeah, she doesn't like it. Olive oil. Are you so we have olive oil No butter that's a first that's a fuck out of here Holy shit, you guys have a bakery that you get fresh bread from oh, yeah, Pani Antico right up the block from my house Pani Antico you have a pizza place that you go to all the time over there too. Nino's Nino's pizza Nino's you do slices are pie slice with what's your go-to slice order pepperoni Respect what you guys get what would you guys get pizza delivered to the house? We we do, but it's sometimes it's actually quicker if you just walk up the block and get it Oh, look at the block and get it. Yeah, sure. So you do pizza on like a Friday night Would you do the seven fishes at Christmas? I don't really like to eat fish, but would you guys have that? It's been done My mother loves fish. Uh-huh. Yeah, but it was only one year that we did that. Yeah. What was the last vacation you were on In 2019 it's always a year in 2019 actually went to Maddie Grap in New Orleans. Okay. It was a company trip Okay, yeah, what is the current occupation if you don't mind me? Hey, Jack. What's here? What's your day gig? Okay, so have you guys ever heard of JG Wentworth? My mother yeah, so yeah, yeah I yeah, I work for a company that does that, but like a way smaller family and what do you do exactly? Like I'll broker the sale of an annuity if somebody's looking to get cash for their annuity I will determine the value of it and um, you know I will broker the the lump sum of money that comes from them from the institutional bank To the person that selling their payments their annuity Well, so that's like if I so if I came in if okay if I got the hit by a car and I was getting five thousand dollars for the rest of my life You would give me a lump sum in replace it at correct, right and a smaller value at a smaller value Yeah, and then you would take the monthly payments. Yeah, so what do you get commission on that? I get commission. Yeah, are you doing well? I've done well the last five six years. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, huh I've never talked to anybody that worked worked in that and I've you know growing up every dirt pegs That's my money and I need a now type thing what uh what how what are most of the annuities is it like Insurance payments or is it lottery like what it it's insurance and lottery payments those are those are the only two either people that have been injured And they can't really work anymore or people that have one small scratch offs usually between like one to ten million That's a small scratch. Yeah, we don't do like powerful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, since you since you've you know somewhat gotten you know You you'd want to rehab and did all your stuff and just have wine now and all that stuff Have you been good with money since then oh, yeah, yeah, would you say you can read that would you say you're north or south of that Just curious what you what you're holding I was I was north of that um in it the Uh end of 2024 uh-huh, and then I reinvested my crypto uh-huh, okay, and I lost some money and and I'm a little bit south of that right now Just a little bit south of it. I'm a little right now. It's about what you're sitting it's a great fucking number Great number little peeps a great number It's it's a little peeps money and he needs it now, but And you guys own the home we own the home right which I assume is skyrocketed in price since when your parents bought it Oh, yeah, they bought it for like probably like a hundred grand back in the eighties Now I'd say it's North of a million Right on the cuss. Yeah That's a classic what do you whip it around on the car? I have an Acura you have an Acura course you do buy it new or certified pre-owned I bought it pre-owned Last year, okay, my one of my friends from childhood's a car dealer it goes to the auction. Did you drive in here? Do you take a subway I drove you drove? Yeah, you drove up you drive a lot as opposed to taking a subway or a car service Get the car broken guys don't ever take the subway. Yeah, you always cars. You get the car detailed a lot Like once every two or three months. That's pretty good. Keep it clean in there There's a lot of water bottles. Do you eat in the car? No, I'm not the need to steal no I'm not the news dear. What say is bad? Do you got a king size queen? No, I sleep in a twin size bed. You sleep in a twin You got a twin twin size bed same room. I've been sleeping in that room since 1992. What's the what has it been moved or I give you it? The the linoleum was were done and the walls were painted and the door was fixed Because like there was a point when I couldn't even lock the door in my room So like I was afraid to even like jerk off. I was afraid my mother's gonna walk in my god What what we do? I hear that linoleum in the bedroom. Mm-hmm. The floor is linoleum Well like a wooden looking linoleum. Oh, I understand. Yeah. Yeah. I think I got you. Yes. Okay. Okay. That makes a little more Kimmer with that's called specifically Polly something. I don't know. Huh, but all right. So it doesn't look like a kid's room What's on the walls? Any posters or anything? No, no posters Just a mirror and the walls are like actually like a lightish tint of green, which is supposed to help you fall asleep at night Hmm very close you ever have any Fish tank in their hermit crab and you like that any other pets other than the than the cat no no pets are in the cat Any holes in the wall that you've punched No, not currently. Okay, but at some point at one point there was a hole in wall not from me from a friend Yeah, that was just like while in out he slapped the wall in his hand with what I held where you and when you got your passport or do you have your passport? Well, I got my passport when I was 18 going to Cancun. I don't think I still have that Yeah, you haven't traveled outside the country since you were 18. I went to the Bahamas when I was 22. Okay. Yeah, never been Italy. Never been deadly Okay, do you think white lighters are bad luck? No, you do karaoke never done carry Don't karaoke. You steal a steak knife from a from a steakhouse. No, I never have never You steal anything. No, no like airport or anything like that never what's what's a date look like you go out? You do drink like if you're like a nice lady. Yeah, what are you doing? Um, I go to Fushimi in my neighborhood a lot. Um, I've done a couple of towels done a couple SDKs Okay, yeah, so you take them. Yeah, obviously a little pee pays. Yeah, I'm always good tip her. I assume good tip her good tip her very nice Okay, were you aware I'm I'm married. What are you doing the apps? Is it more um, I was on hinged like real briefly Three giganticly fat bitches hit me up You know and hinge was sending me the link asking me if I want to boost my profile I was afraid to click on it because I was afraid if I did that more fat bitches We're gonna have me up, you know, you're like a slender guy What does it name Martin Ellie's mean to you Martin Ellie? Mm-hmm You mean Stevie Martin Ellie. I don't know I don't know Martin Ellie's Martin Ellie apple juice company. Oh, I never heard of it. Really it's the glass apple the classy glass apple juice Huh, do you ever have a man ever have a man hat and special never had a man hat no shit. You have an egg cream. I think I have like one or two of those You're a kid. Okay. Um Give her every picture taken with an exotic animal a monkey Koala ever have your picture taken with an exotic dancer a couple of times What was the name of the last strip club you went to um, I got a hustler strip club for the most part It's actually closing down the one over on the west side. Yeah. Yeah, I go there a lot. What's a lot? Like every two or three months. You go there for a night. Yeah for the night. Yeah have a couple of beers I have a call. Yeah a couple glasses of wine talk to some, you know, chicks Sometimes we do the back rooms. Um, you go there's solar you go to a couple of your boys. It could be either or as of the last year as I mostly went solo no kidding. Yeah, expect that yeah, that's like uh, that's a that's a level of uh I don't want to say creep boys you get older you go. I like going by myself. I don't need the whole I don't need the big group thing. I'm going. I want to do my own thing. We go out to dinner by yourself I do but not at like a fancy spot, you know gotcha like I'll eat it like bar restaurants by myself. Sure you cook at the house I cook breakfast every morning. Um, sometimes dinner You make dinner for your mom. I do. Yeah. What do you normally make something like what we'll make like like a breaded chicken cutlet like wapasta, um, make like steak with like mushrooms and and a paragus and spinach. Very nice. Yeah. Like I said, the roles the last since the pandemic like the roles totally changed the universe was like you guys don't want to cut the cord. All right, we're switching the shit up your charge now. Yeah, we're switching it up. You read it all. I read on my phone like about like, you know, the stock market about like crypto, um, that kind of stuff. What kind of crypto you into? I like the AI and RWA blockchain tokenization like he and I don't know. Do you know what he's talking about? Yeah. Like near protocol, render like those types of coins. Yeah. I don't know. They like the the I'm a proper idea when it comes to it. Are they like the ones that are like really cheap with the big upside? Yeah. Correct. Yeah. You could you could win big. We could also lose your shirt. So lose your pants, lose your two pay lose everything. You know, there's the accurate dog. Yeah. Do you go to the dentist regularly? Oh, yeah. You floss every day. Every day. You floss every day. Every day. No shit. Yeah. Try to get my teeth white and like once a year once a year. Yeah. You go tanning. I do. You do. I do. Yeah. Subscribe. You got like a monthly membership somewhere. You jump around. It's not a monthly membership. Like you get like five hands and one free one. Right. And I'll try to base it around like if I'm doing something like, like important. You know, like the last time that I went tanning was right before like Tim Dylan's party in the summer in the Hampton. Sure. That's where he said I went to a little beat. Oh, you were there. You there. You son of a David. David was there. I got my muscle up to courage to say goodbye to you when I left. Oh, I'm sorry. That was me. I was a little drunk. That was Roseanne Bart. Um, look at you. Not even getting spotted at the party. What do you forget about that? I was just watching tires with him on it. And when I realized you're on the show today, I was fucking amp because I was just watching that scene where you blackmailed the dude. And I was like, that shit was so fucking gangster, bro. That was so gangster. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. You show when you shower bar soap or liquid gel. No, bar soap always. What do you? What's the brand? Dove like white dove. Yeah. No washclots. Just straight bars. Yeah. Yeah. And what's the shampoo? Do you want you have to wash that or no? What's the protocol? They don't want you to shampoo it. They want you to spray it with a specific spray. Okay. Take a comb that they give you. Put a little bit of water in it and just run it through like that. You know. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The getting it wet is like that from a faucet. Not a good thing. Yeah. So you can't just have to shower blossom on your head. No. Yeah. Really? You gotta be careful with that. The other day when I went to one of those Asia rubbed and tugs, you know, like they make you shower before they they they wipe you down. Yeah. And she shined the faucet on my head. I was like, to pay to pay. What's how do you say to pay Amanda? And she was like, Oh, to pay. How much you pay? What a was you got a happy ending? Absolutely. Okay. Now was it like the whole thing? or just the happy end? Like was the. Not the full service. The full service. That's what massage. Massage. Nice massage. Yeah. What's that run? Yeah. It's a corner 20 bucks. That ain't bad. It's a little scratchy. Yeah. Especially in this economy. Sure. Sure. Will you sneak or even grow it up? Did you sneak snacks into the movie theater? I don't think I ever did that. No. No. You keep it pretty tight as far as your diet. You don't do you eat fast food or anything? I eat junk food, but like I'll try to like do that one day out of the week. You know? Okay. What's your what's your what tickles your fancy? I love pizza. I love roll and roaster. What's roll and roaster? Roll and roasters and sheep's head bay. It's like on it. Sounds like chicken. Yeah. It's like it's like a chicken type of burger place. And it's really good. Huh. Roll and roaster. If you like five guys or if you like Wendy's, you will love this place. Okay. That looks old school. Yeah. It is. It is. They got milkshakes. They got pizza. They got everything. Man. What about candy? Like candy at all? I love chocolate. You like chocolate? Yeah. Ice cream. Sure. Yeah. Keep ice cream in the house. On Sundays. On Sundays. Yeah. We'll get ice cream. You and your mom. Yeah, correct. You'll go out and get it or you'll get like a pint. I usually go to either this place little cupcake up the block or I'll go to Carvelle and we'll get a car. It's it's smaller than a pint, but it's I'll get that for the house, you know? Got you. Do you guys have ice cream? Yeah. My my mother will stick a fork and anything. At first she'll be like, no, I don't want it. Then you leave it there. Give it give it 20 minutes. So you guys hang a lot of that. So you guys watch TV and she'll like that together. Will you sit and watch a show? You know, as of late, um, not really because like she is obsessed with watching this show NCIS. That was my mind. That I can't stand. Crazy. Yeah. - Yeah. - It's on every second of every day. - I wanna watch the Knicks, I wanna watch the Yankees, I wanna watch the Giants. And because my old man was someone to sports, she can't even look at it at this point, yeah. So I'm just like, all right, I'm going to the bar. She's like, no, no, no, no, I'll put it on. I'm like, no, no, watch your shit, I'm going to the bar, man. - And you'll go to a local bar right now. - And a local bar. - Hang out, have a couple of pops. - Exactly, you know? - Just wine, you have your Pinot Grigio. - Exactly. - What brand Pinot? - You have a go-to. - Sovignet Blanc, yeah. - Lately, I've actually been trying not really not to drink that much wine, you know? - Okay. - A sugar, right? - Yeah. - Wait, you drink Sovignet Blanc or Pinot Grigio? - Either, or whatever they have. - Gotcha. - Nice. - You're like an edible? - I've never done an edible. - Really? - I've never done any type of hallucinogenic. Never did shrooms acid or addibles. - Okay, you smoke weed? - I do, I do, yeah. - Okay. - Vape pen. - Do you have vape pen? - I have a four bed, mostly to false. - Take the edge off. - Yeah. - You got a bed, do you have the TV on in your room? - I don't have a TV in my room. - You don't have a TV in your room. So you just, when you go to bed, you go to bed. Lights out, bang. - My room is literally just for sleeping. There's not a whole lot to do in there. - Gotcha. - Who was the most famous person you met growing up? Could have been like a local celebrity, like a Yankee or something, didn't have to be like a movie. - Okay, so we went to, I had a kid on my soccer team growing up, right? His father was the chiropractor for the WWF. (laughing) So yeah, we, I met Steiner, I met Triple H. - Yeah, we met Macho, man. - Sick. - Those were the funnest events, like when we used to get to go to WWF, man, I love that shit. - Who was your favorite wrestler of all time? - Mankind. - Shout out to mankind. - Shout out to mankind, with the mandible claw. - The man in the buckle. - Mr. Socko. - And let me tell you, Vince McMahon's one of my idols, man. He's one of my fucking- - I've never heard that, that's great. - I never put two and two together that the WWF would have a fucking chiropractor. - So they probably got six guys on perfect sense. - Okay. - That's a good one. - You call them starters or appetizers? - Appetizers. - What's it go to order at a diner, if you go to a diner? - Light like mozzarella sticks, chicken wings. - Yeah. - Very nice. - You still, probably a cheeseburger for the main course. - Cheeseburger for the main course. - The main course. - You watch Shark Tank? - I've never seen it. - Okay. - Interesting. - Tough to get a read. There's some things that I think I'm gonna get you on it. Are you careling in a beef with any neighbors? Anybody across the street? - Not really. Like this past year, my next door neighbor was annoyed that I hadn't shoveled my snow yet. - Yeah. - But I was gonna do it eventually. - Sure, I got around to it. - Come April, you know what I mean? - That was almost a little bit of a spark, you know? And I'm sure you guys have heard the story on the internet. Me and my mother's boyfriend actually got a fist fight on Christmas 2023. - I don't think I have. - See a boyfriend now? - Yeah. Yeah, he basically yelled at me for not getting a pint of ice cream on sale. And I told him to leave the house. He did not want to leave. - This is two years ago, so you're 40. - Christmas 2023, I was actually 39 at the time. - Okay. - So we got in a fist fight. - Hold on, you went and bought ice cream on Christmas day? Before Christmas. - So Christmas Eve, what did you get ice cream for? - Well, for Christmas day. - And it wasn't on sale, that's what he got upset about. - There was one on sale, but I didn't get that one. - And he got the full price one. And he was like, what the fuck? - Were you paying for it? - Well, this is what happened, right? My mother had sent me to the store and she was like, this is the stuff you get for Christmas Eve. This is the stuff you get for Christmas. She didn't tell me that the Christmas stuff was his stuff and he was reimbursing her. He's very particular about grocery shopping. Instead of figuring out how to make it in life, he figured out how to save money on fucking grocery. - Okay. - So he walks in on Christmas. - And Christmas day, yeah. He's like, get over here, I gotta talk to you. And I was like. - What's he, Italian? - He's Italian, yeah. - Older Italian guy? - He's 74 at the time of this fight. - Okay. - And the way he spoke to me, I just snapped out. I started yelling, get the fuck out of my house. He's like, I'm not leaving, it's not your house. I'm like, I get, I go to the door. I open the door, I say, get the fuck out, get the fuck out. He takes the time to vent about all the things that he's been wanting to say. - Sure. - It's like, you're sure you live with your mother, this, that. - And he goes, what a dick. He goes, you're never gonna make it in comedy. I'll go, I go, yeah, fuck your dead wife. I'm like, fuck your dead wife. So he takes off his beret and he comes up. - He's not a beret, he's a beret, he's a beret. He starts. - He's got a guardian angel, is he? - I hope not. - He doesn't sound Italian if I'm being honest with him. He starts slapping me and my living room on Christmas. - Wapping it? - Yeah, so I hit him, boom, boom, he goes down, right? My mother's screaming. He gets back up, right? I'm hoping the guy doesn't have a heart attack. He has a very bad heart, seven stents. Okay, I'm glad to see him get back up. He takes a metal umbrella can and slams it over my two pay. Fucking thing goes flying. Then I hit him again, right? And I grab him by his shirt and I throw him out the front door. People looking at the Christmas lights. I get over him, I'm like, you fucking pussy. You don't never talk to me like that. I'm out here with love, baby. - That's fucking a little beat, dog. - He goes to the police precinct. Files a police report, says I assaulted him. Next day I get home from work, knock on the door. It's the cops. I went out in the handcuffs like John Gotti. - She got arrested. - I got arrested, yeah. - Did he drop to charges? - No, we ought to get a lawyer. Okay, my mother who was the only witness, basically testified that I acted in self defense. - Nice. - And the case was dropped. - Nice, good. - And he still involves with your mom. - Yes, I told her you have to get back with him. 'Cause otherwise you'll be home running my life, you know. - So does he stick to, have you guys made up? - You know what's funny, this past week, he needed to go to the hospital for another stent and a hernia surgery. - I took him, I took him, I took him. - Good for you, yeah, good, you got nice heart. And after we get done with him in the car. - After we get done with this and I get home today, I'm gonna go grocery shopping for him. - Are you really? - I swear to God. - Is he staying at your house or is he in this place? - He's at his house, which is two blocks away. - Well, make sure you get the ice cream on sale. - No, I know, no, this time I'm prepared. - What kind of ice cream was it, for you? - Canoli flavored Ben and Jerry's. - He wanted you to get that on sale. - Yeah, he wanted me to get the $2.99 discount, yeah. - And what you get instead? - That's what this was over. - I paid full price for that and some green tea ice cream and he lost it, and then I lost it. - Jesus Christ, you know? - A little pizza like the ice cream. - It can only flavor Ben and Jerry's ice cream. It is delicious. It's not where I get it and you had cracked open, but it's good. - Yeah, Ben and Jerry's, man. - Huh, that, I mean. - That was one hell of a dress. - Just playing near mom's boyfriend. - I mean, little peach trash. - Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. - Just trash. - What was the last wedding you went to? - Last wedding I went to, hmm, it's a good question. I could tell you the last funeral I went to. - Short, go ahead. - Now my best friend's father actually passed this past summer. It was like maybe mid-July. - Sorry for you. - Yeah, yeah. - Nice service. - Oh, it's a beautiful service. It's a beautiful service. - Okay. - The last wedding I went to, that's, I can't even think of it off the top of my head. - What do you slide in the envelope at a wedding? Say one of your cousins' kids got married or something. - Like two, two, two, three, two, two, three. - Good answer, didn't even have to think about it. - You bring a broad, did a wedding? The last wedding that I remember going to, which is probably like in the 2010 era, I did not. - Is there a lucky lady now that you're court-like? Is there a semi-serious relationship, serious relationship, anything going on? Are you still part of the field? - No, I was dating one of the girls that I had met at the Hustler Club. We were kind of like going to dinner, like maybe like once or twice a month for like the last year. - Nice. - Okay, she's a cool girl, a great person. - Dancer. - Dancer, she's a very ambitious young lady. I liked that about her, and her schedule is crazy, busy as mine is, so the most we would really have the chance to meet up is maybe like once or twice a month, you know? - You still kind of do that. - Yeah, we still meet up once or twice a month, you guys own. - Oh yeah, I guess. - Have you ever gone to your high school reunion? - I have not. - I have not. Take that off the list. - Any future trips coming up, you got any plans to go anywhere? - We were actually supposed to go to Los Angeles last year. I was supposed to do bad friends podcast. - Okay. - Shout out to the boys. - Big shout out to Andrew. - Bobby Lee, Carlos, Herrera. So it was the week of the riots, all right? And I was actually-- - That shit, it was riots? - That's right, I have to remember for what? - I don't know, I don't know. I don't know if I want to ask what it was for, yeah, yeah. - So yeah, it was the week of the riots. It was the week of the riots. - Okay, I was on my way to the airport. I called Carlos, and he was like, yo bro, these riots are crazy. Andrew left town, we got a reschedule. - Oh shit. - And we just never really wound up like locking in a date. - Was it the fires? - Yeah. - Yes, yes. - Not the riots. - Right, yeah, right, I am so like, I have no idea what goes on in LA. - No, it's not gonna do a Rodney King. I'm not really sure. - So yeah, but I still talk to Carlos, and I want it 'cause I have the hotel and the flight for like another year. - Oh, you got the credits. - Yeah, got the credits. - Right, love that. - You had to do a staycation. You ever just got a hotel room in the city now? - You do. - I feel like, yeah, that's right. - Yeah, that's right. - That's a real old piece wheelhouse. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You like room service? You do a little room service? - I haven't done room service. - Well, you hang out, you just hang out in a room and just relax. - I hang out in the room, chill, yeah. - What was the last time you were on a plane? - Probably 2019 when I went to New Orleans. - Okay. - 2019, yeah. - Okay. Yeah, I'm overdue. I'm overdue. I do a cruise. Never done a cruise. I think I think you'd love a cruise. I think I would love a cruise Do you like Florida? I love Florida. Where have you been down to Florida? I've been to West Palm Beach. I've been to Tampa. I've been to Fort Lauderdale Actually, I have a cousin who lives in Fort Lauderdale. Cuz it was a Fort Lauderdale Yeah, the overdose that I was telling you guys about that was that Palm Beach Gardens hospital. Okay. Yeah, what you OD on? I actually got some oxycodone that was cut with fentanyl. Got you. Yeah, and it was four pills I did all four of them in the bathroom in a chick filet. Uh-huh. And um, you snore to them or you snore to them. Nice. I went I went down in a gas station. I was buying cigarettes. Thank God. There was a ambulance filling up at the pump. No shit. Like yeah, put it put them in here We'll take them to the hospital. Narcan? It was it was beyond Narcan. I had to be put on life support and they had to actually stick the needle in my heart because my heart stopped. Yeah They had to shock me. I caught like a deadly pneumonia called Klebsiella. They had to do an amazing like life-saving surgery. Huh? Um, where they had to put a tube in me here. Uh-huh. And another one there and they had to like drain the infection out. This is all pre the pre-hab This this was after I had been kicked out of the rehab. Ah, yeah, there's like like a week later. Got you. Yeah, it's a miracle You're here. Second chance a lot for me, man. Yeah, very for me. Love to see it, man. Love to see it. Thank you. I got one more. I'm pretty. I mean, I think I got all the information. I'm just curious Now it's just per person out here. I think you're very interesting. What's your favorite movie? I've never I would never asked this. All right. I got Three give run them. They give me. All right. All right. The Lion King. The Lion King and not fucking see that. The lion. Yes. I love that movie. I remember when my mother took me and my best friend to see it in 1994. Uh-huh. One of the best days of my life, man. Love. What was the movie theater? You know, I think it was United Artists in sheepset Bay. Love it. Yeah. True romance with with Patricia, Arquette, and uh, Christian Slater. Yeah, that was great, man. Okay. That was that was fucking great. And um I have to say gladiator. Holy shit. You know, man. Lion King and gladiator. I have come to reclaim Rome, baby. That is Well, now little Peter's come to reclaim Rome. Let's go. Love the fucking city. What time for little Peter? Pete Lace gentleman, 100% garbage, but 100% fantastic. My kind of guy. Thank you so much for coming in and sit with this. Yeah, if you're coming up, you want the folks to know? Um, I am going to be starting my own podcast in a year called Little Pete Big World. Well, I like that. That's sick. And um, I'm going to be headline in the Brooklyn Art House on Halloween. I'm going to be dressing up as Chuckie. I'm going to be doing all new material. It's going to be a wild night. Um, and you guys can just basically get tickets. There's a link in my bio. Love that. Little Pete Lace gentleman. We love it. One more time for little Pete. I'm a fucking here. Can't be what you got for guys. Our tour is about to get underway. The army of garbage tour. We're starting off in Appleton, Wisconsin for five four five shows on our San Jose, San Diego, uh, Tacoma, get Philly, get your tickets at r e garbage.com. We love you. Pete, we love you. Yeah. I love you guys too, man. Gang, we love you. And we'll see you in three days.