The Wild Return of That Mexican OT!

we're ready to start what's up guys how you doing we're here we're hanging out we we are early morning burritos smoke a weed uh welcome my co-host marty o'neill finest burritos by the way the finest burritos it was really bummed i didn't want to say nothing because i didn't want to sound like i was tripping but when you said something i was like yeah the hoes are banging they took out the potatoes and put my uh tater tots that was pretty dope what's up guys i'm sorry that was a fat ass entrance work on your sauce though yeah the sauces were dookie i will say that they were ass they were they were dookie guys welcome back uh ot ot what's up how you doing how you doing shirtless yeah shirtless got a uh a pile of pirates booty just on the table i've always loved pirates mouth like their grills like oh pirates their actual teeth yeah most of them are not even real like yeah yeah they do jumping on your boat taking everything grabbing your teeth pulling them out shoving it in there horrible like oh i have decay give me your fucking tooth stick their teeth in dude they're the gangsters of the water i gotta be honest though unless their boat's real fast i would see them coming no one's gonna sneak up like whoa where'd that ship come from what the fuck you think so i mean back then with like with like pirates the caribbean type shit yeah like yo they're attacking us they're 40 minutes out we can see them i don't know i mean shit i don't know bro what pearl harvard didn't they use the goddamn that was a whole different kind of ship oh was it i'm talking about pirate ships like the goodies man i mean bro they fucking they use the shape of the earth that was what i was saying like you know that's how they that's how they were hiding oh i see i see what you're saying but you don't think you don't think they had cannons like that pirates days yeah yeah for sure but not like pearl harvard it's butter time you don't think they had cannons like that pirates days yeah yeah for sure but not like pearl harvard yeah yeah for sure but not like pearl harvard you don't think they had cannons like that pirates days yeah yeah for sure but not like pearl harvard it's modern technology this is japanese was there japanese pirates i'm sure bro there's the scariest ones besides vikings vikings were damn near pirates right yeah yeah for sure they would just come well hey man we're gonna take everything and kill your whole family like why we need it oh we need it what did i just give it to you nah i gotta kill you too yeah well you're an asshole man it's the u.s government they want they want nobody coming back to you nah i gotta kill you too yeah well you're an asshole man it's the u.s government they want walking dead the fuck no they got to take out the whole bloodline because they don't want any vengeance coming up and you know what i mean a son to come back years later that's what i'm saying a son get older he'd become a bad motherfucker to take you down yeah i've seen my papa you know that's how they talk too even if they're american it just happens when revenge happens you just get that accent yeah you become like scott scott atkins scott atkins who's that uh boyka undisputed the fighting movies oh boyka the the i thought you were talking about the guy like the the guy that beats all the the german nazi guys what's what's that what's that movie called juice juku what is it i love it can you can you google uh a guy fights off german warrior german soldiers it's one dude you ever seen mfkz no what is that it's like a it's an animation it's pretty dope it's based out here in cali uh-uh yeah it's pretty dope you should watch it fighting the nazis and hitler what no i haven't seen that i haven't seen that that sounds incredible they're over there doing fucking wrestling moves on nazis yeah stomping the ground for the sound yeah they beat up nazis and shit yo uh in this movie uh this guy's beating up all these germans right and there's some in the water my fault i don't mean to cut you off i think vince staples is in that movie too the mfkz uh-uh i've never seen it was new uh it's a little i mean it's not like old because vince staples ain't fucking old yeah yeah um this fool goes underwater and cuts these fucking germans throats and then sucks the air out their neck so he can stay underwater just cut necks it's really disgusting honestly but that's how he does it that's a killer he's a killer dude uh survivor i watched it it's he'd be dead i could have killed that motherfucker yeah just give me a hand i'm gonna shoot him twice in the head a lot better he was rambo but like of of russia or whatever fucking movie i was watching but it was nuts dude what's it called sisu sisu there you go not juku sisu what was do the underwater scene what was rambo's race italian well yeah but like like in i think they they've really said honestly john rambo okay it sounds like american name yeah no no for sure he's american but he was italian from i mean he's italian but american it's done look at this go go like in the middle in the middle where he's underwater bro gross gross just blood like a shark just like a fucking shark what ate beans and shit earlier uh ain't even been brushing his teeth shitty dude he has breasts got no disposable toothbrush yeah god damn that motherfucker it was funny and then the fucking sarge is like get the fuck in there he doesn't he doesn't he shoots the guy that fucking snipes his ass oh my god and they're all russians and germans germans those are jerks what was that movie with toby mcguire and uh and spider-man and i don't know what he's talking about i don't know what he's talking about i don't know Spider-Man. Yeah, that one. That one, too. Nah, it was Tobey Maguire and Brad Pitt. A war movie? Yeah, it was a war movie. He had a bat and was, like, beating a dog. Shot his dude's face up in the head. Uh-uh, I've never seen it. Are you sure it's Tobey Maguire and Brad Pitt? You're talking about Inglourious Bastards? But it's not Tobey Maguire. I don't know who you're talking about. Mix it up with Tobey Maguire. But it's Inglourious Bastards. That's a badass movie, man. Okay, speaking of punching people's faces in, this is what caused me the other day. It's like, hey, man, we're going to the Nate Diaz fight. Do you want to come with me and get high? I'm like, yeah, of course. So that's what we're doing today. Dude, I ain't going to lie. I hope he slaps the shit out of him and then finds me in the crowd and points at me. That's some sick shit. Hey, bro, and I love Nate. And I love that he's a dog. I love that he's a gangster. I love the way he carries himself. I love his morals. I love how he fights. But I think Mike Perry tough, too. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah, he's got his jaws like this. Yeah, Mike Perry is a tough motherfucker, bro. I still think Nate's got some. Nate's been off. Nate's last MMA fight was some years ago, right? Like, it's been a minute. Yeah, Mike been fighting lately or what? I don't know. Yeah, yeah. He was at the last, before the last BKFC we were at. Mike Perry, yeah. And then he just fought Jake Paul recently. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was back in the UFC also. That's what it was. He fought Jake Paul. Did he lose? Yeah, he lost. Shut the fuck up. Hey, do you really think Jake Paul's whooping that ass? Jake Paul could probably box all of us and probably win technically. He's not going to beat, I don't think he's beating up boxers. I don't think he's really beating up boxers. I don't think he was beating up Mayweather. Didn't he beat Mayweather? No, that was Logan Paul. Mayweather? Yeah, he fought Floyd Mayweather. Logan Paul fought Floyd Mayweather. He fought Floyd Mayweather. And all those goofy ass fights just blended in. Logan Paul was hitting hard as fuck. You forget he's 6'3", big as fuck. Yeah. Like, oh yeah, you're big. You're just a YouTuber. You're goofy, but you're big. Yeah, you are big. He was hitting Floyd Mayweather so fucking hard, you could tell he was like, oh, oh. For real? He was hitting him, but he wasn't taking no damage, but you could tell he's like, oh, this is why I fight guys my size. This is why there's weight classes. This guy's got eight inches on him, dude. Look at, yeah, that's the fight. I forgot all about this. He was rocking him. But not like landing anything. If it was a video game, he's still holding block, but his life's going down a little. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing crazy was happening. Like, I feel like Nate probably doesn't really give a fuck about this fight, but I just want a W for him. I want the W. Biggest Nate Diaz fan. Yo, speaking of fighting, every time this fool takes a call, and I'm with him, and he's with somebody that he knows from before, in school, when you knew someone in school, it always comes up, Texas fools just feed the fuck out of each other all the time. Like, it's just fist fighting all the time. Hey, remember when he knocked that? Yeah, I remember when he knocked his ass, knocked his tooth through his lip. Yeah, well, I mean, shit, what it is, bros, like, in Texas, we have that invisible, bless you, we have that invisible line of respect I be talking about. Over here in Cali, like, you can't even have guns. So, and if I rob you, what are you going to do? You going to shoot me? No, you're going to jail for life. Give it all up. In Texas, it's like, hold on, bitch, I will shoot your ass, you know, and they know that. And then, not only that. I feel like, just hand it. Like, bro, there's a law out there in Texas, like, you can fight in front of the law. Like, if you have, like, yeah, mutual. come back like if me and you got a problem and i'm like you're down for it i'm down for it the law is right here watching us let's get it yep yeah that's a trip yeah every time it's because like we're just i feel like it's like that because we're so big on respecting morals and just just respecting people treating them the kind so when they get there it's like you really took a hit like we need to handle this you know yeah you got homework with me so and then and then and then fighting is just fun bro it's just some manly ass body's just fun i just don't like it i mean getting hit oh i mean bro that's why you got to be bad and get the out the way just move yeah don't let that punch you dude i've been in like three fights my whole life what yeah i feel like you would have grew up fighting no no i grew up all right if i've been in like two or three fights where we're like punching each other i would have been like you would have grown up fighting no no i grew up all right if i've been in like two or three fights all right if i've been in like two or three fights where we're like punching each other been in like two or three fights where we're like punching each other i've been in like four fights where i'm like dude you really want to slam you on the ground over and over you know when you're under like fifth graders like yeah oh do you want to keep fighting somebody little kid but no i've only punched one person in the face ever my whole life hey i remember i remember the first person the first time i punched somebody and it felt disgusting like i remember i hit somebody and i felt the travel through my arm and i was like damn that felt nasty as right was the first time you got in we were like oh i punched somebody and i felt the travel through my arm and i was like damn that shit felt nasty as right was the first time you got in we were like oh i punched somebody and i felt the travel through my arm and i was like damn that shit felt nasty as first time you got in we were like oh i punched you in the face no because i was punching motherfuckers in the face before it was just that one time like i've just never had something connect so beautifully i'm just taking it a different way sounds like it was perfect actually yeah it was it was a perfect punch but it felt nasty that's how perfect it was like that like i hit him i didn't even hit him hard i think i just hit him perfect and like i felt it crack and then like i felt the travel to my shoulder i've never had enough practice punching people in the face i always punch him in the chest like he's fighting i'm punching a gut a lot yeah i just feel bad i'm like what if i hit him in the face and he dies no hell no it's not even that oh that's what i thought sometimes i can't reach the face well it's just because i'm a statue yeah so i'm gonna chop this tree down i'm gonna get in your pocket you know and i'm gonna kiss all over you get you all grossed out then i'm gonna start beating you up oh that's the tech dude start throwing ass on you you ain't gonna know what to do you're gonna go i'm gonna up or cut you yeah right how did that video happen to chuck walking down the street through that fight that was not anything to do with chuck that was just a random fight man that's so crazy y'all seen that video it popped up because people come tag me because there's like this guy's wearing a push tree shirt i go who fucking and you can see it dude he's like that i hope you guys won't be in me so i'm gonna knock one of them and they just kept going chuck like that though like does like he the type of like he the type of one like go he's not gonna hurt you i'm gonna go punk you yeah but if you want to fight i'll fight you right now nice yeah but yeah him fighting too but like let's say if we're all at the house and like it's like me and some other dude got into it he'd be like go oh i see what you're saying get in there you know like or like if his homeboy and his other homeboy would get he like all that talking get in there i mean he's just one of those guys he's built like your dad reminds me of pitbulls that are very very calm but they still like that like they're still breathing kind of hard you know the dogs are chilling it's like every time i see him he's constantly shadow boxing yeah because you know what he's gonna do he do damage yeah i could say obviously i've seen that hey i've i've heard this uh i actually wasn't here for this one my little brother and buddy hudson told me this one his name is buddy hudson not my buddy hudson oh what a sick fucking like a realtor buddy hudson how you doing anyway so a long story short you know my dad ends up getting into it with this dude and uh and the dude's got his girl sitting on his lap and he's sitting in a chair and it's this tall dude and he was like you think you're fucking tough my dad's looking up to him you think you're fucking tough and uh you hear me yeah and homeboy he looks at his bitch and he looks back at my dad and just laughs in his face right like man fuck this fool like you're tripping and my dad just knocked him out flew right off his chair knocked him out his bitch hit the floor she's trying to wake him up she got the impact through his body hey and and he just lays him on the floor and he turns around he looks at the dj play my song yeah like turn abuse back up it just started bobbing his head i'm gonna let sleep behind them yo you know how many people i've met where they say and they embellish yeah everybody knows me man yeah yeah every i used to run up and i didn't believe i mean i knew your dad's real but when he said yeah everybody knows me i'm gonna say you're still here blah blah blah i'm like all right every motherfucker we passed yeah if it wasn't even in the setting of the event we were just anywhere what's up chuck can take a picture yeah well what is it chuck was already being treated like a rapper way before i was even he said he owned a fucking night uh a bar the spot or he used to have the bar in austin it's like i know a lot of people from the bar scene out here well yeah he would always be around and around and but he was he was just that molly in the you know he was just the molly yeah yo dude no it's i just think it's in you yeah it's definitely in you but the first time you fought you said or the fight you connected it was disgusting but like i said i still want to hit motherfuckers i always feel like someone's going to not get up if i what are the odds i actually hit somebody go i'm going to jail i'm the nicest guy i'm going to jail for a fight could you imagine i knock somebody out and kill them i go yeah i guess i don't think that's all i think about i'd be so mad you know mad i'd be going all right there's fucking four years left i gotta speak spanish and shit i got self-defense insurance you ever hear that yeah what self-defense insurance it's the whitest shit you've ever said to me i got self-defense insurance that's white privilege marty right nice what does it do what does it mean if you kill somebody so it's all defense yeah if you if you act in self-defense i mean you end up going to jail for it they're going to pull up they're ready they're there for you on call 24 7. i got this one okay that's cool yeah um okay so yeah the only time i ever uh i mean i punched so many people hard as i could and slam kit you know we're just fighting and but the only time i ever punched somebody in the face i was like all right i'll do it and my fear is like i always in my dreams i hit somebody doesn't do what happens if it happens in real life i'm like oh i'm weak yeah what the that's uh it sucks but i punched one person in the face once and this fool's feet went straight in the fucking air and he was knocked to sleep when no he's dead it was our nephew's dad yeah the person ever fucking punched and he went straight to fucking sleep and went oh he's going to jail for a tweaker man i've hit people and it sounds like a like a dapper like a clap like a it's fucked up yeah that's a jaw just like that that's what that means yeah it's popping out i don't like fighting it's not even about hitting them hard just hitting them perfectly you know i've been i've been hit hard as fuck too though bro like i ain't gonna lie i've been rocked the first time you got smacked and you went all right well maybe you're better than me man fuck you kids yeah no i'm that's that's all normal like we've all been i got jumped as a child i'm talking about to where it mattered to where fools like hey you're gonna kill him knock it off after like 13 14 is when he got serious yeah you know as soon as people started putting out muscle yeah that yeah that love that man strength different yeah that's what it popped in everybody got a beard earlier like he hits too hard fuck him yeah yeah i ain't gonna lie i've been hit i've been dropped hard like i've been i've been picked up and slammed hard hell yeah recently nah hell no how the fuck because real quick guys um this file this will show me a picture one time and i would have bet money it wasn't you yeah you showed me a picture of some little ass mexican oh yeah smiling with boots and adam sandler shorts on yeah that's not you because that was me yeah that was five years ago like no it's not it's not that is not you it took a lot a lot of other pictures to convince me yeah i have abs and everything this was little dude yeah it was a trip he's still doing backflips yeah that rap money just got me that's literally what you told me the first time like i got rap money you got fat because i could eat all anything i want now whatever i wanted that's the true it's true as fuck because that picture is crazy look at that rock old shit skinny as dude yeah i was i was i was like a little more cut but i wasn't as small as you yeah yeah i'm sure you got a fat old dick i'm not saying anything like that i'm just saying you know i had a little more cut on me i wasn't implying that i get what you're saying marty was the first time you ever got an actual fight marty i ain't gonna lie i feel like people got you up no i feel like you've been in some fights no i've been in a bunch of little squabbles and shit that's what i said oh yeah he's squabbling yeah i know you have i've never really i've never i've never flexed my full shit on somebody i already know if i if i were to really a gangster don't even do that if i were to really do my shit on somebody it would be really bad i feel it to this day yeah a lot well now you're getting grown man strength but marty i've been in some squabbles you see that screw that's marty screw he used to carry in his hand so he knocked out during during the walk i just got these to carry that so he could pop pop fools with it oh if somebody hit me with that i'd be mad pissed but you bust my my teeth out bitch yeah i'd be mad i'd shoot you it's over i did kickboxing though so i did a bunch of i did like oh yeah there you go see that's what i'm saying you look like you even walk around like you got something on you yeah like you have a gun dude not not a gun like yeah you walk around like you you got some some shoulder work appreciate that i'll be able to take that as a compliment for real yeah yeah my block doesn't understand i like i like that you see it yeah my neighbor said this to me bullshit for real though i'm notorious for full pressing motherfuckers but like you're saying when i do like when i do they're they're fully in the wrong it's true that's true that's dope though it ain't nothing like an example that need to be made that's it if it's gonna come to it i'm in the right so it's like you've done it like 12 times since i've known you now i had to press this guy the first press ever i had to press this like 10 year old gay kid this morning remember that well he was talking to my daughter did you tell you somebody bring your dad by my daughter i ain't playing yeah i mean i ran up on him that's what he told me he's like i ran up to him under my breath let him know what i would do to him like oh i'm the work around hop out king like you think you yeah what the fuck you think you're gay now just wait what kind of threat is that i don't fucking know i'm mad dude it sounds scary yeah it sounds it was scary it was scary that's crazy as fuck i can just imagine all red as fuck right like fucking harrison ford hulk red as shit marty's pissed you ever seen Sauce talk shit. Sauce walk. Yeah. The spit be flying. Hey, when you got that spit flying. You're mad. Once you get this little white right here when you're yelling, I'm like, ooh, he's mad. Hey, that's how I be known when he mad. I'm like, oh, yeah, he got him hot. Because he don't give a fuck. But you got to understand, bro, like, Sauce is, I mean, yes, he's a rapper. But, like, that motherfucker is a real-life gangster. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I saw the video of him boxing fucking Max O'Kream. Yeah. Yo, I guess you got Slapbox over there. Uh-uh. Oh, yeah. Uh-uh. I don't do that Slapbox and shit either. That shit is too hard. I'm going to punch you real. No, that's what I'm saying. Because, like, I've been slapped before and, like, it connected. Like, clap. Like, clap. You know? Like, it sounded like a dap up. And hell, no, I ain't playing that shit. Even if we're playing. I don't care. I'd rather you punch me than slap me. For sure. You slap me, I feel like a hoe. Yeah. You punch me, I'm like, all right, we just fighting. Yeah. That's why dap slaps falls. Yeah. And he says punches gives you too much adrenaline. When you get punched, you start getting adrenaline. He's like, when I slap you, it's the highest form of disrespect I can do to you. Yeah, without giving you a chance. Oh, like, for real. Think of it. Pimps be slapping the shit out of hoes, like. Well, that's just not to damage the merchandise. I don't want to bruise you, bitch. But I want to let you know. Yeah. Is that what that is? I never heard of that before. This was acting all fucking brand new. It's just. Is that what assault is? Oh, shit. But yeah, no, I don't want to do any of that. I'm good. I'm good on the slap boxing. I'm good on the. I got a buddy on Instagram. I ain't met him, but I fuck with him tough on Instagram. And just as a fan, I just want to let you hit it. That bitch is smoking. Guile. Guile? Guile. Oh, rooster. Guile. I can't think of his name. I know him as Guile. But he out there from Florida. He a bad knuckle fighter. He's a fucking nasty. And I like him. I like him because like, yeah, he fight good. But like I say, like, you could just tell what motherfuckers got that little extra dig inside of him. That dog. You know that. Oh, yeah. We know. We know something. Yeah. You know, one bare knuckle. I like him like a motherfucker that's going to die about it. Like he's he's OK with dying in the cage. Yeah. You know, it's what it's signed up for. Yeah. That's what you. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. What's up, everybody? Just want to say a big thank you to the sponsor of this episode. Shout out to Puff Co. If you haven't seen it yet, check it out. The new proxy core proxy cores interchangeable with all the attachments compatible with everything that the proxy can go with. If Wizard Pipe, the bubbler, the dry piece, everything's interchangeable. The proxy core is very, very easy, super discreet and actually rips. It's already portable. We get that. 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He looks like a crazy ass street fighter character. He's got the flat top and then the fucking back piece right here. And the blonde, the black, the light black dude. Hey, bro, he's an animal. Yeah. I watch a lot of it. It's fucked up. But I do. I watch a lot. And I'm so down to go. Let's go. We're going to Bare Knuckle next week. It's out here in Palm Springs. What? Yeah. Is that homie David Diaz? Oh, that's next week. It's 22nd. Oh, shit. I want to go. I want to go. It's 22nd. David Diaz, Palm Springs. Next week. What's the date? The 7th? 16th? Is it six days? You going? Yeah, I'm going. You know, last time we sat front row, that shit was tough. Oh, we sat front row last week. I want to point me out. David fucked this fool up, came out, right where he was, and I was like, oh, that was cold. Yeah, that's hard. You're sweating really. There's blood. You have blood on you. No, that's hard. I like that shit. Yeah, the Bare Knuckle shit's. Yo, the champ was going down. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Punch them and like. Me and Marty almost had to fight somebody. What? In the fucking crowd, dude. Marty going fucking. I looked at Marty. I was like, what? I even looked at Marty's seat and I saw Marty's eyes and went, oh, we're good. No, I was locked in on some dad mode type shit. I didn't know. Because I was, because that guy was yelling at me and I was talking shit to him and then I looked at you and went, oh, Marty was going to knock his ass out before I even got over there. Okay, good. I was sitting next to the heavyweight BKFC champ. Yeah. I'm sitting next to his wife. His wife. Dude. Literally. She's like in the seat next to me. And she's all dressed up like a WWF wrestler with a big cape and all this crazy shit. They came out matching. Yeah, they came out matching. Like on some Bianca Montez Ford. Yes. She came out sick. Damn. I keep one of the ass on these fucking chains. Like it's an ass chain. But anyway, there's this drunk retard behind us. The guy behind us started yelling at her. Yelling at her. And then pulled her fucking hair. Yeah. Pulled her hair in her outfit trying to yank her down. Oh, I know. He fucked him up. He fucked him up. Well, notice what happened. Her man was going down. He was about to be knocked the fuck out. He went down four times. Back to back to back. And then just went. Fuck. Superman punched. Smacked this fool. Knocked him out. Yeah, he had just won. Dead here in the crowd. Laid him out. Whole fucking arena erupts. He was like, damn. Without the champ, what's going down? Remember, he Superman punched this fool. Knocked him one punch. Clean like a movie. Insane. Then the guy behind him was yelling at the champ the whole time. You're a bitch. So he knew that was his wife. So he was talking shit to her. The guy wins. He freaks out. Just starts trying to hit his wife. I didn't see him pull the shit off her head. She knew he was like talking shit. Her shit was on the ground. Went. He just fucking pulled her down. That's when he was on the ground. Trying to pull her, dude. The other dude. The hater. The hater. And I was like, what the fuck's wrong with those young men? What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here. Thomas was fucking screaming at the security, basically. Yeah, I was like, do your fucking job. Like, what? No, no, no. This was the funniest shit. Thomas was fucking screaming at the security guards. You should have fucking. Joe Rogan spinning back kicked his ass. But dude was like pilled out of his. You could tell. He was looking past us. Dude's eyes were. He was clearly tweaking. He was big as fuck, though. I won't say that. He was a big ass white man, dude. He was big. It took a long ass time for security to do anything. Because it felt like a long ass moment where I was. In my mind, I'm going to her. You think they was worried about pressing her? No, the champ just wants. Everybody's losing their mind at the ring. Nobody's looking at her. It was hard to even know what was going on. The fight in the front row. Yeah. It was hard to tell. Like, yeah, I didn't even hear you look with what the what the fuck is confusing to tell what the fuck is going on. She's like, we got him outside. They dragged him out. The security. But a sideway. I went, they're going to go fuck him up right now. She was like, don't worry. We'll get it right now. Oh, she said she was putting her shit on. She was so classy. Yes, she was acting like royalty. She was like, not even like she was. She was just above. Yeah. She couldn't give a fuck. Man just won. He could just if he would have just went like this. Oh, my God. She would have just jumped out the ring. We were in the front row. We're in the front. Two feet away from the fucking ring. He's so into the fight. Like, fuck. I mean, it happened as he knocked him out. I was screaming. Ah, what the fuck? They're like, we're in the whole moment, dude. We almost had a fight at bare level. It was weird. It was confusing. It was so confusing. Because bro was behind me. So I see you fucking freaking out. And I look back and he's looking all fucking goofy and shit. Like, what the fuck are you doing? He got so mad at me that I told him to eat. You dig? So you fucking idiot eat a dick. Get the fuck out. Ah, he started charging me. And that's when security just picked his ass up. I'm like, all right, good, good. But then afterwards, they escort that motherfucker out there. The security guard comes back. Yo, bro, big fan. Fucking all that shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. all right cool thanks man took you so long this lady was getting hit anyway bare knuckle dude you're a fan of you not her but now like three or four people got pulled out i went to get a drink i go up get a drink i get to the top of the shit hell of fans up there i'm like yo this is sick we were like stars in there there's hella fans in the beginning marty went to get a drink but then as i walk back down there's this drunk dad getting pulled up the shit making a fucking ass out of marty went to get a drink and i hear people screaming i look up marty's like this in the stands and these guys are fucking getting dragged out around him it was a great night it was fun anyway thanks friday man hey i love this og every time i come over here i know you're gonna have that and i look forward to that because i'll be on the candy with jody and my boy and um burritos and og this is the early morning damn near sleep attack oh bro we were smoking outside in the overcast for like an hour it's a good time it was a good morning dude i've seen a sick ass fucking texas truck right dude you guys this guy said his truck goes to he's the highest he's got it is 210 i didn't know trucks could go that fast man there's a monster truck they did they'd be deleting bro you delete that diesel i didn't know that was a thing like i say it's a thing it's illegal in texas i don't it is illegal in texas i don't know if it's illegal over here if it's illegal in texas it's illegal here for sure well maybe not the weed look it up i highly doubt it how do i search that what is the what are you what is it illegal to delete diesel in california so yes you can't even stop a fool robbing you hey that's just good bro you was making that shit look good as fuck earlier on go see the big ass chicken bowl is that good illegal in all 50 states yeah yeah motherfuckers be doing it dude he had fog lights in the back of his trailer when the cops came behind me i went to blind him he goes yeah as if it was like what the fuck else to happen for what the fuck his license plate just turns off black it was black right now yeah it goes down fuck dude he had carbon fiber i couldn't even get up there it was fucking dumb steering wheel was like a fucking race car charger steering wheel all uh and then he had the emblems designed like he got the emblems and threw them where the the stock ones are but it's reaper so it's like a reaper you know that's what the truck's called the reaper i don't know about this shit i don't i didn't know trucks did that shit i didn't know trucks did that but real quick yeah because def if you have diesel has def you know what def is you never had a deep man get you a diesel truck son you know it's 40 gas prices Like $8 How much Hey I ain't gonna lie That's like $2.50 For me to fill my bitch up Right now Oh $250 I thought you were gonna say $250 a gallon No right now it's like $680-ish over here To fill up No $680 a gallon So to fill up my That one was like $145 the other day $145 Not too much Yeah It's 20 something 21 gallon I think Yeah That's a lot But thank God we're blessed Oh yeah I remember the days Hey you want to come over Gas is expensive though Do you want to put it on a blunt Or something Yeah Oh man I remember those Give me $2.48 I was smoking I was smoking with my boy Josh We had just got done Getting out of the gym And Josh was like Yeah next time I'm gonna bring some weed And match you And I was like I haven't heard that in a while Yeah Match you As soon as I got a pound I'm like You gotta match me Yeah It's okay And then not only that Like these motherfuckers Not smoking what we smoking I'm gonna match you A ounce of fucking Trash To your fucking Blunt of fire It's so sad How weak the weed game is now I feel like everybody's Spending so much money On packaging To make it look cool That they're losing The weed All the weed That's really good Is going for higher To certain people Head stash Like the good weed's gone It's like already spoken for And all the candies And shit that looks Looks okay But smokes like shit There's 900 pounds Of that everywhere That punch and shit Remember that purple punch Purple punch Doesn't do anything to you It's like drinking Lemon water and shit Like that's Good for you I guess Yeah It's not gonna make you Give me a lemonade Motherfucker This tastes like nothing That's what purple punch is dude It doesn't do shit And it's crazy On how many people Are just okay With smoking that shit Masses Like in they mind Like oh it's a sign Look at the package God isn't that crazy Yeah fuck it Let him run it There's somebody out there Making the rent off that shit Fuck it Run it Fuck it It is sad though It is sad Like Like I'm a I like dude I love my weed From my drug dealer And the Ziploc baggie I like the bags that you fold Yeah the little sandwich bags I like the sandwich bags You fold Not as much as the Ziploc I like the fold ones If it's under a half zip A full If it's a zip I'll take the Ziploc Yeah It's an ounce I'll take a full out Ziploc It's just I don't even remember Those quarter bags They were like longer Rectangle bags And they had the zip top I'll fit a fucking Ten grand in that bitch Go camping or something That's like Makes you wanna go outside Yeah Weeding a jar Or a package It goes like Makes me feel now I'm not gonna lie I love weeding a jar this right here yeah but the slightly smaller one i think the slightly smaller one like the one that you can yeah when i'll be on tour i'll be having like fat ass pickle jars oh yeah those are cool yeah with the little lines on them yeah yeah okay i wanted to ask you a question what's up uh i kind of feel like with myself i was doing the same shit so when we talked about it last time like yeah i feel you like the past couple years i've just been kind of pissed off and rapping to rap not rapping because i want to fucking make shit hella sick rapping because i'm a rapper like i'm not having as much fun as i used to that's kind of how i felt was like i'm making videos i make videos i'm not like i'm just kind of like phoning it in in my brain in terms of like having hella fun and then you said last time i'm making music i'm happy i'm stoked again to make music right now yeah and what's going on so explain explain what do you mean last couple years you've been on on some like yeah i make music and now it's more like yo i get to make music yeah i don't know it just even even the shit that i was making i just wasn't feeling it i think just overall in life i wasn't feeling it just going through so much shit that behind closed doors you know and it's like but uh i'm still even kind of going through shit now but my music like i'm just happy with my music again you know what i'm saying they're happy my my home is like it's it's just like charging my batteries but i the music i've been doing i've been working on sophie son i'm excited about that shit i love every song on there i love every feature on there i love i love everything about my skits and it's for my mama i think that's why i love it the most because i was going through and i'm like wow i got what i can't think of nothing to rap what can i rap about what and i just felt like i couldn't make music about nothing and then i was like what the i talk about this is gonna be easy and i was like sophie i felt like my whole life my music was about my mama you know what i'm saying and i just i just started doing that and then from there it just started getting me back in the groove and now i'm working on another one and i'm loving the shit i'm doing for that one you know and i just got back in this pocket even found like a new little cool swag and i'm loving it i dropped still virgil and they with that tough i even told you when you said to me like this feels like four years ago yeah right this makes me feel like oh this hotbox a car or something yeah yeah you know what i mean like she's like i'm gonna play it again so when i pull up it's the same it's the song i kind of like because i'm almost there but it just changed yeah we've all done it don't say that you haven't yeah you haven't played the games that's the song yeah yeah yeah i want to show you some too later i wanted to show you when we jumped in the truck but i'm just chilling a lot of the that i've been and then i finally built the studio in my house i've never done that finally got one in my house it's new then i didn't see that yeah yeah yeah that that front room that i got i i soundproofed it got my interface my egg the speakers and all that good yeah so i'm finally just in there like man i used to like moving around and but having my little boy it's like man i don't want to leave no for real i get it that's why i move my student in my house like now i don't have to do if i have to go it's for something else yeah the that i do every day might as well be here yeah yeah i don't get it well i mean i don't have kids but i understand what you mean i stay telling you i feel like you just pump fake when you talk to me about it i like i'll be talking about it he'd be like yeah yeah yeah hell yeah i have never once said i want kids nah i never said you did oh okay okay i thought you meant like pump faking without kids like i know i know what i want nah but like it's dope i'm so confused what do you mean puffing like because i'll be telling you about it and you like man it sound good like it's dope but it's awesome yeah no i just i love doing that going but these are my nieces and nephews right they get to leave y'all give me the whole week i'll keep the whole week because it's awesome it is sick but with what you're doing is it's cool it's like yeah you like you like being a dad that's tight yeah well not only that i just like seeing my my bloodline that's like it's like my bloodline look at his back he's getting ripped i mean i for real i look at how badass my grandpa was i look at how badass my dad is i look how badass i am and i look at my son and he's already like just a tea it is pretty funny seeing like a little joe dirt hair just jumped hella far actually yeah how does he just threw across the yard that motherfucker's an athlete, dude. Hey, that motherfucker's crawling my fence and shit. Yeah, he's like, she's like, imagine the energy of Chuck in a little baby but looks a lot like him but just a different color. It's kind of a funny mix-up of items, but it's like, yeah, I can see why. That's your kid. Who was on a fence when I saw him. Holding onto a fence like that. How old is he? Fuck. I can't hold onto that fence, dude. And then I just saw a pony run by. I went, what the fuck is this? Your house is like in Jumanji when all the fucking animals are running back to the board game. There's a bunch of different ones. There's like five different animals going on over there. And then I got that hairless cat running around now. Ew, you got it? Yeah, he's cool as fuck. Oh, man. He's cool as fuck. Yo, I thought your pig was gonna be cooler. He screams at the top of his lungs when you try to chill with him. Nah, you just, I mean. If you touch him, he fucking screams. And it's so loud that you're like. Yeah. You gotta cover your ears, but you're still holding him. It's honestly scary. It's scary. It's like he's getting killed. A baby pig? Like, imagine waking up and hearing like, you ain't got no pig in your house. And you know there ain't no pig in your house. Imagine waking up hearing that shit. Man, what the fuck? Oh, it's like the fucking devil scream when they show hell parts. Yeah. Oh, no. And then you see him playing with a fucking Frenchie. You go, this is fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really cool. And then you just got a bunch of fish. And then what kind of fish are in that lake or whatever it is? You said some scary ass shits in there. You said there could be sharks. It could be. There's not, but like you'll probably. They could because they police the ocean. Yeah, all of our rivers go to the mouth of those. So there could be, so yeah. Like a bull shark. Bull sharks. Bull shark. You're telling me I could be getting high playing video games at your house if I. Shark! Yeah. Nah. No. Alligators too. I know. That's the least of my words when there's a shark, dude. Honestly, I will. Deal with an alligator before a shark. The shark is scary. I can't bear how good. There's no neck to choke the motherfucker out. I can't hold his mouth shut. Yeah, not only that, when you run from the alligator running zigzags. Yeah. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna fucking martial law from tech. I'm gonna jump up like Bruce and I'm gonna stomp his ass out. What was homegirl's name? Shiva? From Tekken? From Mortal Kombat? Mortal Kombat. Oh, I've been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat lately. I haven't seen you jump and just land on you. We've been playing the new one. We played it all last night. Goro was tapping that nasty ass shit too. It's crazy. Goro's gross, dude. Yeah. Goro's fucking nasty. He looks like just a big artificial fake Samoan. If you really think about it, a Samoan with forearms. That's it. He's as big as a regular Samoan. Isn't that crazy? Yo, Mexicans? Alright, real quick. I was talking about it the other day. I know it's like a long question, but where the fuck did the lazy stereotype come from? Lazy Mexicans? Yeah, that's the stereotype that Mexicans are lazy. Fuck no. I know, but it's crazy because a lot of other stereotypes are like, yeah, I get it. I see it all the time. Other Mexicans, I feel like I feel like, what? Thank you. What? I feel like if anything we're stereotyped like, oh, he's gonna fucking hit cocaine all night and get up at three in the morning and still go to work. That's what we think because we're like, that's what I know. Yeah. I've seen it. I've done it. That was the propaganda. When they had to build the wall shit going. Lazy Mexicans taking siestas. That's what the whole thing is. It didn't even make sense. Stereotypes about. What the fuck? That blows my mind. You didn't know that's a stereotype? That's like the number one about Mexicans that are lazy. What? Yeah. But like if you live in America, you're like, no, it's not. Yeah. Fools that never met a Mexican. Yeah, they're lazy, right? What did you just order from? Who is the same guy that took your money and cooked your food? Houston, those motherfuckers be sitting on the side of the road waiting for a boss to come pick them up and just do a job. For sure. Like they just, they'd be on goal. Yeah, I didn't understand where that one came from. I don't know. We were talking about it the other day. I still don't get where that one came from. It's because a lot of America doesn't have Mexicans. Like I never met a Mexican person until I moved here. You have no experience, so it's like you have no idea. Hold on. There's no Mexicans in Buffalo. Crazy, huh? A lot of Puerto Ricans. Okay, that makes sense. Arabians, black people, white people. Dominicans. You only got a couple cities with Mexicans, really. Isn't that crazy? Chicago has a lot of Mexicans. Nah, fuck no. I've been to a lot of places that got Mexicans. But that's because. I may be hearing this fuck too at the same time, but it seems like it. Where he's at, Buffalo, like there's not a lot of Mexicans. You probably see those people in the towns. I've seen Mexicans in Cleveland, Kansas. I'm sure they're. I'm talking about like an abundance towards like, yeah, there's a bunch of Mexican fools here. There's a bunch of black people here. Those are Dominicans. Like there's no Mexican side of town. It's like Puerto Rican. It's this. A little China. A little of that. There's no little Mexico. Zero. Weird. But I was literally. Like I literally had never met a Mexican person. There's a little Mexico in Atlanta. I'm telling you. There's a little Mexico in. I bet there is. In Chicago. Oh, who was it? Rob 49? We interviewed him a while back. There's some gang in Atlanta. Black fools that talk like Mexicans. And they have the. Remember, they're called the Friar Fools. Because they have Mexicans where they're at and they're friends. So these Mexican gang. This black gang kind of has like a Mexican hint to it. But they're called the Fools. So when he said it, I'm like, you sound like a Mexican. He goes, oh, I love Mexicans. In Atlanta? It was New Orleans. I was going to say it was New Orleans. Oh, I thought it was Atlanta. No, he's from New Orleans. Did I say Atlanta to him in person? No, no, no. I'm forgetting now. I'm glad it was now. I knew what you meant. In New Orleans, there's Mexicans. What the fuck? I know it's right by Mexico, Gulf of Mexico. A lot of people used to think my dad was Creole. Especially when he was in prison and dark and shit. I wouldn't see that. Okay, I guess. I guess. Yeah, yeah. Maybe. He got big lips and a wide nose and shit. Yeah, maybe. Just like the features. Yeah, yeah. And then he was dark, too. And then he's all swollen shit. And then he's also. See, I think it's funny. Like, right now, ready? In two years, you're going to be all fucking buff, right? And it's going to be funny. It's not like, oh, yeah, I'm in shape. Shit's better. My back's good. No, it's funny. Because even hitting a ball and letting the smoke out going, I'm all cut. That's all it's for. That's all you care. I'm like, cool. That's it. Brushing my teeth. Tight. It's like having a new avatar. Honestly, bro, I'm cool with a belly. I just like a back, chest, and some fucking arms. That'd be funny. You just keep your stomach on purpose. He's just fucking ripped everywhere else. Looked like an uncle. Looked like an uncle that just drank beer and hit bench all day. He just got out of jail. He's just fresh out. No kids. He's 48. He got no kids yet. No, he's been around men for 20 years. God damn, boy. But no, for real, how fun would it be? I want to be able to. Marty did the half marathon. 13 miles, man. I can't run long. Jody be running, bro. Yeah, Jody, that's not fair. That's different. That's like me saying, you're low to the ground. Yeah, I'm low to the ground. Jody's got the longest legs you've ever seen in your life. I'm not going to lie. I don't know if you've ever seen him run. It's the goofiest shit ever. Is it really? Is it like a deer? I think so. Does it not work because he's so big? I think it's because he's flat foot, so when he runs, he just runs so fucking flat foot. That's me, too. Yeah. No, I saw you run at the marathon. You're forward and springing. I got some flat ass feet, though. And then it's funny because he's long, so like, watch his body move. I'm trying to imagine it. Like those gears that work in machines that do camaribals, where it's not even, it's kind of. Dude, I want to see Jody run now because every time I see him, he's got sprinter's glasses on. Yeah, I feel like everything about Jody, though, is just slow boogie. Yeah. Overall, just his metronome. He's just so chill as a person, just. Yeah, Jody's cool. Nah, he cooler than a bitch. Yeah, he's just so tall. I just don't understand how a Mexican got so big. I be telling him, I'm like, "Dude, I wish I was as tall as you." And he was like, "Man, you know, it's really not all that." And I'm like. Shut the fuck up! If you were my height, you'd look like a field worker, Jody. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me, Jody? Let's switch. That's why I always tell him, like, "You trying to switch some height? Give me your car." I go, "I will give you my car every day. You can keep it. Give me five inches of height. I'll fucking destroy everything." Yeah. For real. Like, "Oh, my back is gonna get better. I'm gonna be all skinnier." And people are like, "Yo, I watched you in this movie." Because now you're, like, sellable, because you're attractive. I'm like, "Yeah! Dicks! Rich." I buy another Maybach, Jody. Keep that old one. I'm gonna do one, Jody. And now you're fucking 5'11 regular Mexican. You're Ralph Barbosa now. You're like this regular Mexican-looking dude. Shut the fuck up. Barbosa is not 5'11. No, he's like 5'6. I was just talking about his shit. Oh. To say the way he looks like a regular Mexican with a mustache. Oh, yeah. Jody, if he wasn't tall, right now, he's like, "Are you Arab? Are you from Dubai?" You know what I mean? Because you could be. Especially when he had his beard. Oh, my God. Dude, when he had his beard, it looked like -- It gave me a patch. It looked like he was finna bust out the carpet at any moment and just hit his knees. Like Jafar from "Aladdin." That's what I imagine Jody looking like. Jafar, because that mustache is part of it. Hey, they had this Indian dude growing up. Oh, Jody, I love you, man. Hell yeah. You're holding down for the Indians. I thought he was Nav. Hey. This is just funny. Yeah, people think I'm a -- what is it? Pacific Islander. Islander? I can see that. I can see that. I get it. Like those guys that almost make it to the NFL, but they don't. You know what I mean? Like the really good prospects that never make it. Huh? The Samoan or something? No, like the Pacific Islanders, like the Polynesian folks. Bora Bora. the fuck what kind of people come from there that's the island that's you're in hawaii and you go down bora bora i only know bora bora from james the giant peach when they're like we're gonna go to bora bora that's all i tell you you're talking about the clay animation you know what i'm talking about yeah james the giant peach yeah i forget you know a lot of stuff that i do yeah you're the only other person i know that i can say something you probably know what i'm talking about yeah yeah what did you show me that fucking weird ass cartoon kids show that was fucking weird at my house don't hug me i'm scared don't hug me i'm scared yeah that shit was weird hey i actually want to show you a rock band can we do that it's a french it's a french rock band oh what's the name can you spell it i'm trying to think uh because it's french but i don't know how to do that my boy toby showed me them they're actually pretty sick let me call him real quick and tell him to send it or ask him for it the toby the one that made the beats yeah it's so funny i didn't notice in the johnny dang that that was it's michael scott's name and michael scott's voice and i'm an office fanatic i didn't realize that was michael scott till like a year in hey what's that rock band french what's that french rock band you showed me let me see how you spell it hold on how you spell it oh i got it i got it i got it all right thank you buddy you remember reach for the stars this oh bro they killed this song it's a 27 minute song oh they look like gimps they're creepy yeah they're french you're weird they're french no but i like it though it's like an off beat is there any any vocals no i didn't think so you can rap to that show she's got 14 million views jesus christ 13 million french people all the same bloodline yo you been to europe no it's wild out there yeah i think you'd like it wanna know why the buildings are real like i always feel like truman show like yeah it's just not real is it it's real the buildings are older than our fucking country times four or so you're seeing truman show oh she'll watch it with jim carrey oh yeah yeah yeah it looks like that i didn't believe it i'm like yo am i really gonna get over there is it really there it's there yo i touched a fucking church in amsterdam when i'll smoke weed that was from the 14th or 15th century and it was perfect still standing up the fuck buildings crash now we should just build them like that buildings break my apartment used to suck that shit's fucking 700 years old 600 years old that's crazy right i don't know it was it was cool to see man but being there definitely is weird some of the ground had so many dips on the steps because of how many people have walked over a couple hundred years here's a step there's a dip and there's a dip from the feet fucking weird dude it was a trip man honestly did i tell you bro i was in fucking amsterdam i was riding the bike trying to go as fast as i could trying to keep up dude i'm fat i'm trying to keep up with everybody and fucking uh i'm you know how long it took me to find someone fatter than me huh three days it took three fucking days to find someone fatter than me till i got to amsterdam you know how fucked up that is isn't that crazy that that's europe's like health like you guys are all just pretty in shape i saw one guy because the u.s like they just got bad shit in the food like chemicals horrible hey i did cover color 600 one time what does that mean uh nascar and i went there in north carolina a lot of fat people no no what i'm saying is it was coca-cola and these people the working at coca-cola they had a coca-cola bottle in their hand and they had a water bottle in their hand all of them and they had the coca-cola shirt on and dickies and all of them had water and that water was drink and that coca-cola wasn't even touched and i sat down and thought i'm like man these bitch-ass motherfuckers know what they're giving us yeah they're giving us yeah for sure it's poison it's scary to think that like yeah i'll drink that i wouldn't give that to a little kid like i want to fucking fucking stomach up oh damn i do that to myself what am i doing like what the fuck am i doing hey bro i knew it was bad when i'd wake up out of my sleep marty i wake up crack one bitch he's never been fat or rock look at his face he's shocked right now we talked about this earlier dude hey no bullshit it would wake me up out of my sleep and i'd need a big red oh for sure and specifically i would need a big red you know how cool it is to check a whole thing and go oh the whole can's gone got the other one in the pocket yeah i would take another one and chug it in my room crack that when you get to the room yeah and like yeah you can get cold water but like yeah it doesn't make me go and tear though that's what kind of what we want it's like doing a line for sober people sprites i do a meth yeah you gotta hurt them saying crack uh crack cocaine weed mushrooms that's easy i got easy easy it's so funny how from how similar you think yeah because i feel the eggs i've said it so does the hardest thing is the worst thing in my life get it away from me i can't even touch it because i will get it bro hey well i went to chama and they're bringing me bread they're bringing me french fries mashed potatoes and i'm not you know it's easy to get the yeah because i'm doing no carbs and uh actually and i was actually doing this diet for a video i was supposed to do it but i fucking ended up getting sick i don't know i guess i ate something bad and uh i couldn't make it and uh anyways on that day i was gonna eat some mashed potatoes or something like that so today was a day and i ate that burrito which uh oh sure that was my celebration nice i'm glad it was fucking good right yeah so i'm glad it was good yeah i'm sure other people can relate though yeah you don't have that soda thing you did right no i definitely do i'm back on it now like when i'm being healthy it's only water and coffee but it's so easy when you drink a soda can you drink 14 a day easy right oh shit the fuck yeah and if i'm hungry i'll drink a dark soda because it'll fill me up that's what i used to do i was like i'm not that hungry i'll drink i'll drink a coke i'll drink a sierra we get sprites and cokes and then it just you get in the routine and when you eat crack in the sprite with the food or not you know what i'm saying i'm either all in or it's like that's all that is different bro like that bread that bread and that carb it was easy to cut out but that soda i was i was watching this waiter pour that soda in his cup a table over and i was like i damn that got up and grabbed that motherfucker off his table there's nothing like a fucking styrofoam cup with ice with soda from a shitty liquor store man your face hey i want one right now it makes me feel i got those poppies i got a dr pepper and a big red sound crazy hey my diet you know what i missed out of anything cereal oh i never really ate cereal hey i missed the fuck out that cereal what's your favorite cereal of all time apple jacks oh shit everybody always says my shit sucks but i fucking like raisin bran that's just good as fuck fucking guys raisin bran cool i like it i could do it i could eat it all day that's why i ain't gonna say it's the greatest but i can do it it's fucking great that's a poppy oh yeah explain what all flavors you got real quick but that's dr pepper so you can try i haven't tried it because i think it's too much like soda they told me so i'm like oh i don't want to get hooked like in the middle of the night when i'm thirsty i guess i'll drink a dr pepper i guess because i will compromise i know myself well let's just one and i'll turn to fucking two years my uncle john died remember i hadn't drank soda for four years don't do it i stopped drinking soda my uncle john died and he's loved coke i'm like i'm gonna drink one from uncle john two fucking years straight i got this remember it's been two years now fuck oh are you that you're clean yeah i've been clean for two years is tell me is it is it dr peppery i haven't tried that one your face tells me like good ones is it bad i haven't tried it i tried all the other ones he didn't say a fucking english word he just made a ghoul sound what the fuck was that is it bad for real this hoe is garbage oh no well you know what i haven't tried it which was that that shit's good hey i'm i'm comfortable giving this to you because you know it's not that bad man you ain't gonna get it that shit sucks oh bro that's not dr pepper but i can drink it because it's not as much like it didn't you up because you knew it was up it me up because i'm thinking this really family dr pepper no that's that's like that's like creamy or ish oh that was ass that's good i like that this sound better opening the decibels are more dr peppery that's what you want that's that's just tastes like like like cream but not cream soda like it's thick yeah i didn't like it i didn't like that at all that's good that tastes like oh cool i could drink this little fruit soda that's good it's cool this one's all right i could drink that if i'm like hey man i've drank water for eight months straight let me just let me drink one of these sodas man i'd rather drink water before i drink this but but if you have to drink like a soda like i'll drink this one that has vitamins in this and it's kombucha basically and probiotics but all right if it helps me and i need a fix of going ah i'd rather just drink water i'll drink that i don't even have the burn you might as well smoke some reggie that's why i like it a lot because it didn't make me go there's no burning that i know but i'll get hooked to that don't i can't do that i can't do that i will smoke some reggie buddy no buddy can't smoke reggie yeah man roll it up big brain big brain boy that's homeboy big brain yeah shout out bro it's fire all the way we smoke so far has been good there's other strains too you want to try that was remember the one i wrote earlier yeah no this is cool the twinkie one yeah we put three of them it was the fugazi the twinkie the fugazi can you get the fugazis y'all that fugazi is that looks really good but is this the twinkies yes that twinkies has been punching that's just fire yeah it's been punching hey bro these new ones are dope the new oh that is the grinder no it's not but the new ones that you got stupid oh yeah yeah i like that got the new flour mills in the push trees once oh nice i need a new one i'm gonna have to grab one of those got you my is cooked i use that thing to death that's that fugazi all right here we go when's your next project dropping i don't know i know soon though this year yeah hell yeah okay what's the uh what's your nicest like favorite place that you've traveled to man it ain't nothing like texas bro no shit that's a good answer i could i could show you some beautiful places in texas beautiful outdoors waterfalls clear water there's the there's your show whatever you do but i can show you some beautiful places in tech it just goes hogs from a helicopter explosions explosions shooting stuff that's a cool intro i could show you some great places he's like a tour guide to texas yeah like the anthony bourdain but i don't leave i don't leave texas we have guns yeah i like it yeah i wouldn't want to be anywhere else man god bless texas yeah i never went to uh off-roading you said we'll go next time i'll do that and then noodling i showed you right yeah noodling so apparently i'm gonna shove my arm into the water and let something gum bite me yeah it's like sand paper i feel like sandpaper you can get that you can get like a t-shirt wrapped around your hand that's so weird and they bite on your arm you pull the fish out they're so big they bite on your arm hook them by that gill like so your arm is just the bait yeah you just grab them by their face there's no there's no possibility they could yeah look at that look at noodling it's gonna be some porn pop-up that we don't know about for sure something else is gonna pop up dude i like being freaky i like getting freaky there's no shirt i like it oh yeah that's that damn that's big as yeah that's catfish right there it's happening right now girls that do this bro that's fine let them lose their arms will will a regular fish hook not work yeah okay oh they're just doing this for the sport for the fun of it how long are we gonna how long are you sitting there with your arm up to shoulder in water before they bite not more than a minute oh so this is like a workout just constantly lifted big fucking fish out the water can you do both arms or you're drowned oh they're right just fucking they just got you bad if you're bad and your back's but those motherfuckers are strong strong sick hey but uh it's sick catching them like it's really sick when you get those bad motherfuckers those motherfuckers get to like 800 pounds though you can't you can't they can't they'll fucking rip your arm off 800 pounds you run into that bad boy yeah but how did you imagine i got a pole but i lost my arm because i wanted to use my fucking arm that's crazy though i don't think he'll rip out my arm okay if you don't think there's a possibility then then that's different that's that's okay but you do this where uh in like in the salt water wherever you know where sharks could be no you could do it yeah yeah sharks could be there what am i looking at you know in our water because like i say uh that's not oh and i'll eat that and you can't eat catfish in our water because like i say the water go together to the oh dude what if your arms in there just a shark no i have not because shark don't be under mud like it being oh you have to be in the mud yeah like because catfish are dirty fish like catfish eat anything and it's staying in the mud it's staying in the mud it's staying in the mud it's staying in the mud it buries itself and like they'll even have boxes down there like they'll swim in that box and you just put your hand in the box or you can go to like a nest you either run into a snake or like you ever seen water and and like you have those roots and you could like kind of swim under them roots i've seen i've never swum under roots that'd be fucking awesome you could swim you didn't catch a catfish right there or a snake this is a country i just imagine this fool with no shoes swimming like that before they got cut in that water that's what we would do is marty would be down there with his hand in there i'd be holding his legs and whenever he kick i pull him out like you you kick it you kick it and saying like come on let's go i got him okay he never kicked off so he just fucking died he was supposed to kick and if he big you gotta pull me well i pull him nope sounds very fun to watch i'll watch your vlog of it when you become a youtuber yeah you know what i mean yo could you imagine if this guy had a youtube channel he just blew shit up did cool stuff showed you his remember mac miller's old show on mtv used to have a fucking daily like show like a reality show it was awesome i didn't know about it till later imagine this fool you remember bully beat down i just showed him it the other day yo it just showed him it do you ever see bully beat down oh yeah of course oh if forever you guys don't know i just showed him it the other day i just showed him it the other what was his name with the hair mayhem yeah rocker just shot a video with him actually randomly shut the fuck up yeah a couple weeks ago shut up that's why i'm like he's i don't know who he is his name is mayhem for bully beat down and rock goes what the fuck is that oh i'm gonna show you bud and i show him like two episodes because you get the picture after two episodes yeah i didn't show you a bunch of them it's like little big bro it's like all right and for those of you that don't know ready me you know to your friends and we're like yo bully beat down rocko's mayhem the host and you're like yo we have this bully guy used to pick on us a lot his name is marty and we go to marty interview yeah these guys are little fucking bitch ass fools i used to put my dick in their face all through high school fuck them i had sex with their mom too fuck all these guys yeah thomas i used to fucking punk him all the time and spit in ot's face yeah and we're like well mayhem we want to get him on bully beat down and you're wondering why you want to go on basically they get the bully and go you're gonna fight a real mma fighter and as many rounds you can last and every time you lose like it gives them money yeah yeah every time the bullies gets hurt and gets haps or gets hurt the guys get money but the longer he lasts the more money the bully gets but they never win they get the shit no hell no there was one that walked away with a 10 right it was there's one it was like a stiff white boy well it got fucked up the ufc the mma fighter could you imagine we're like yeah watch what happens after this and they're like oh fuck he's gonna put his dick in his neck hey imagine you'd be like oh fuck he's gonna put his dick in his neck you're being the victim watching the dude that's supposed to be a bully but imagine the bully looking at him like hey yeah call me again if you really want i need money nah he's like you want what he's getting yeah he's looking at you like bro you got to be in complete fear like fuck yeah but i think i'm gonna move i'm next yeah sometimes it was the older brother jump out of the cage and dog one time it was like a guy's family member like a brother like yes my bully like yeah let's beat the fuck out of him could you imagine the next thanksgiving like yeah see this watch it's nine thousand dollars that's what i'm gonna give you see this watch it's nine thousand dollars thanks bud yo what a show thanks bud yeah what a sick show though or you know what a show i'd like to do sip trip uh trip sitter like today i like the library sound library was cool but what about trips today were you like yo you're gonna take four grams of mushrooms i'm just gonna make sure you're good oh my god watch that one that sounds intense a dmt one i would love to watch somebody go fucking ape shit let's do it no not me like i'm talking about like a concept of a show man oh yeah let's do it with the grill you're like what's happening right now there's a mexican with shine with shiny teeth and they're not gold or just silver could you imagine him with all silver caps like a bad kid oh no oh you look i actually do have one i have one we're all all 20 of the teeth that hit and they're all uh white gold white gold what does that look like just solid white gold i don't know diamonds are done just slugged up can you put a white gold what the i don't know what that is white gold is this mine that's yours you just cracked it i opened it oh wait okay this is yours that's fine yeah that's what i thought white gold i don't know about stuff i don't know fancy things white gold oh silver it looks kind of silver it was crash all these grills are uglier than a bitch yeah yeah yeah these are just good stock i thought the dentist had to put in the real ones or do they just come out and you can just change them out like a watch i got pull-outs but then you can go to the dentist and get them cemented on you also gotcha like you know some braces on oh okay i got called fully the days that y'all about to get uh permanents in what happened man i want some pounds but you were there yeah i was talking to you there you like went to the diving board i already got the ticket yeah i already got the teeth ready and everything like they're cutting the visuals i just got to go to the dentist yeah i don't know what happened there because i want to talk to you was because i like my other i got a bunch of other grills i like wearing too you know but the ones that i got busted down like they're my favorite ones so i don't mind wearing them for like three months and then take them out get them clean and you know look look up a video how they take them out though this is what's making me run from them on the cool getting a permanent grill taken out i only see that one where that black is like this you see that one it's all funny they're shaking his ass off he's trying to smile his eyes just rolled back in his head because he just regretted his decision you see that no man gross dude i mean that's what i'm saying like that's the only thing that's making me run from this honestly man that doesn't look worth it and i talked to peso about i'm like peso what's up like you know what i'm saying this hurt he's like yeah no i'm like man yeah they strapped my head in there nah dude that's like getting your neck pulled with the towel yeah every time you want your teeth to look cooler i agree with you but hey you know what i do i just take them out and get the new one and then i smoke weed yeah and if i don't if i have to go if i go around just take them out and have teeth yeah yeah permits don't seem like they're that cool i mean they are bro but they are what's that what's that the only reason why i want i mean this is the only reason this is the only plus for me it's the only reason why i want permanence and it's because i want to be able to floss like i want to get the floss and just and just be done with it floss with my grill on i think it looks sick oh that's the reason for aesthetics like yeah like just imagine you see me flossing you when you see me oh that's when you know they're permanent yeah oh that's the flags that's some southern i didn't know what you meant i was like really when you got pullouts they're like oh you got pull-outs yeah for real yeah that's like a was like oh you got a fake ass yeah it's like the equivalent of like what else i like having pull-outs though because i got good looking teeth and and not only that i like wearing different grills yeah i would like to switch up not wearing the same shoes every day yeah i got a bunch could you imagine the same smile every day there's like colors on it like what if i don't want those colors today unless you got money like that and you just don't give a by your teeth and i got money like that but i give a by my teeth and i just don't want to do it like it's just a lot it's time i want to be able to i'm not i hate waiting like i'm that type of person i will pay extra to get it right now you know so like with them pullouts it's just yeah i would never i don't think i could see myself you have to shave them down right uh sometimes like i feel like johnny said the only time they shave them down is if you got up teeth where you just don't know what you're doing because i ain't gonna lie sauce be when i see sauce take his out his teeth look good still like he got good looking teeth and some people be looking up gotcha so some people look it just depend on who doing your work that's why you can't you gotta be picky on who you let touching your grill i really think it's so funny the character the person existence of johnny day oh bro he's johnny love small dude i love being johnny biggest chain you've ever seen when i met him in base i didn't realize how small the dude was that went his chains bigger than my chest yeah it was buster rhymes loops those big ass chains it was like that 250k what the that's how much no no this is 250 500 what dog go over there yeah go over there with the eight giants next to you yeah big mics making sure no one snatches this man up because it's scary i can't imagine walking around with generational wealth on 500k jane i ain't gonna lie trippy be dropping back on jerry too drake drake no i get it it's just it's shocking too yeah because you can't like you can't go to the gas station you can i mean you can go to the gas station but you have to be on a swivel and i hate being like that out here i'm not where i live i chill i'm always looking off the windows but i'm not doing this anymore but other places i turn the shoulder like when you look when you're turning when you're driving like yeah i remember saying i should look over my shoulder yeah versus like where i live like yeah i mean but you know where you're taking yourself too yeah i get it but it could be anywhere man l.a l.a's gta dude people get spawned everywhere you know and l.a is no exception we've seen it we've seen it i had a oh man i had a dream the other night and i was on the phone i woke up and went damn i was i lost it i had a dream i was in front of a store waiting for somebody i on my phone and this fool guys you know what it is and i went oh that's all i heard like you know what it is oh no and this fool came up i do know what it is i do he's like you know what time it is no i didn't wind it but you'll know what time it is like watch in my dream i got i just heard you know what it is oh and i turned around those three fools like give it up and i took it out in my dream went and i tried to throw it on the roof and it just went in the front of this building and they went over that and i was like oh they're gonna shoot me down and my watch broke and i woke up and i went damn my watch is gone and then oh cool good sick i'm at home hey i've had dreams like i woke up and i'm like damn they really took my shoes yeah and i walked past the hall like damn they're here you being home didn't make you go yeah i'm good we're good nah bro i see my whole feet over there i was up thinking like damn they really got me for my shoes last night like someone just snatched them up out of your house nah like they took them off me oh in your dream okay i got you i got you yeah no but i had a dream in my dream that i was like yo i gotta take a piss hurry up and i was running to the bathroom my dream pissing i went man you're probably pissing on yourself and i woke up with oh i woke up i was like i was like 19 what are you kidding me right now that's my grandpa's house and i was on the flower couch but i just pissed at myself jesus i was like you ever had sleep paralysis oh yeah i should have i woke up and i woke up in it there was a process there was a demon holding me i was awake this whole time that was a fake you know what i mean like no i know what i saw it just disappeared because i woke up sleep paralysis is an actual that's just holding you hey my uh my partner b-rad he said that he had sleep paralysis one time and um he said it was he was sleeping in the dark and the only light that was in his room was his alarm clock the red numbers he said his fans going i think he's got another fan right here and it's blowing he said he felt like he can't move and he felt like somebody watching him sleep he can't move and then he said as a while he just hear a voice like it was speaking through the fan you know yeah and it said i like you he had an accent too i like you hey the devil is alive that's what we got to this he said it's so obvious hey the devil's alive you have no shirt on that was a lie yo are my in texas or something the is happening dude yeah i get it for real and and like i say when you chosen like when you favored by god you're favored by him Because if God alive, the devil alive, people don't want to accept it and shit, you know? But like. And me and him had an existential talk today on the drive. We're smoking no weed, damn near. Just like, yeah, the devil's real, man. We did that shit for like an hour today. But it's true, because Martin, you know what's weird? Ready? You're from Buffalo. All the shit you've done, like now you're doing this. It's not a lot of motherfuckers get to do stuff that they want to do. And the fact that you're rapping, doing all this cool shit from stuff that you want to do, and I get to smoke weed for a living is fucking crazy. But it was fucked up before. Yeah, it was all shit before. Yeah. Which is okay, but like we were talking about when people are bad or being shitty, like, I hope they do good. I hope everything for them. Hey, you ever seen Hell House, Marty? What is it? Hell House. I feel like it's a sick-ass gay movie, and it's a good series, but you should definitely watch it. But I could be wrong, but I feel. I feel like it's based somewhere near Buffalo. Or maybe it's Pooh Capsy, the Pooh Capsy tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I've seen that before. Yeah. That shit's scary. Imagine you and your woman are just, you know what I'm saying? You done watched the whole movie, went to the kitchen, got ice cream, came back on the couch, took a nap, and the whole time somebody was in your house watching you. Oh. Or in a hotel. Yeah. Top shit. Well, you know. I check my house when I get home. Like a creep. I check every corner. I don't do my room now. I used to do the whole fucking house, man. Every time I left and came back. It was a problem. Remember that shit? Because I always feel like someone's in my house. Or someone could be in my house. Or I used to work with this guy that's a fucking weirdo, and I always feel like he's going to be in my fucking house. So now I keep stuff. Still? Oh, yeah. You ever see The Sixth Sense? I don't know. That guy's in his house the whole time. I'm not going to get Sixth Sense, dude. I ain't going to lie, bro. I'll be fucked up in the head, too. I'll be thinking about shit like that, too. Shit's fucking weird. People are weird. And if they don't have nothing to do or nothing to look forward to, I do, motherfucker. Don't ruin my. I have to kill you? I'll check first. I remember one time I was running from the laws, and I was fucking bear crawling in the woods and shit. And I didn't realize there were houses back there. And I'm bear crawling through these people's yards. And I'm maybe like right here and there, right there where the red curtain is. And I'm watching them eat dinner, watch TV. And I'm like, man, who's stopping me? And like if I was a fucked up person, everybody would have been dead. That's why I tell you to lock the fucking doors at your mom's house. No, you guys never did. They live in the country. They never liked to lock the. They never liked to lock the fucking doors. Rocco, that's a real thing. And you got to think like that because nobody else in your household is thinking like that. At least the doors are locked, man. No, not the country. Hey, the devil is alive. Yo, I used to watch America's Most Wanted when I was a kid, right? My grandma lives in the country. And I was adamant about locking every door. And everybody would leave them unlocked for some fucking weird ass reason. So I'd lock all the doors. Watch America's Most Wanted. And then our town was on America's Most Wanted. Shut the fuck up. Because somebody miles from my. Three miles from my grandma's. Four miles from my grandma's. A fucking tweaker was running around someone's backyard in the cuts. Door was unlocked. Killed two of the fucking kids with a pitchfork. Stabbed these fucking kids, dude. Rocco, you know how to use your gun, Rocco? Oh, yeah, yeah. We've been at it. We've been doing it. Yeah? Yeah, he's armed. We're good. Yeah, but. That shit. You got to lock the doors, man. That shit is very important, fool. Fuck, man. Hey, and I'm going to tell you something. You can know how to do it all the time. But, like, when it's crunch time, believe. You need to be selfish. Yeah. I don't even care if it has to be a court case after. I'm not going to get got and then, like. I didn't want to get in trouble. No, I'm going to shoot you in the dick. Man, I love myself way more than that shit. And I'll spend every dollar to go to cool guy jail where there's, like, yo, there's tennis courts and shit. Yeah, I'll go to cool guy jail if I have to. Fuck. Last thing I want to do. I mean, God forbid, bro. But, like, I'm just saying, like, always be aware of that. Because, like. I hate it. Because I know how fucked up I am in the head. And I've been in situations where I'm like, damn, bro, there's people that really. Exactly like you said. Man, homeboy right down the road. Right down the street. And he really fucked up in the head. People are weird, man. And sometimes people are just psychotic. They get some other shit's happening. Yeah. Sometimes it's not even they're bad, man. Sometimes people are just psychotic. Even down by our house at Cook's Corner, in the middle of nowhere in Orange County, this, like, retired sheriff or whatever, he's tweeting, he's freaking out over his wife. They go into Cook's Corner, this biker bar restaurant in the middle of nowhere, shoots up the whole bar, a bunch of random people, mass shooting, because this ex-deputy or whatever is, like, upset with his wife or whatever. You're just there with your family. No, it's sad. That did it for me. That's when I'm like, oh, I'm on alert. Driving a mod, so where are you going? Are you flying? I think I'm flying. So are you going to the airport? I think so, yeah. Is that what you're trying to come with me? Is that what you're saying? You want to come with me? Yeah. But anyway, yeah, you do got to swallow that pill of, like, yeah, it's a hard fucking fact to accept that you got to stay on point and protect this shit. You know what sucks and scares me? The reason you're like, I want to be a beast. I look at my dad, his dad, like, yeah, I look at my grandma, I'm like, damn, you're little. I look at my dad, I'm like, are you clean? Like, I don't really have any of that, you know? But to me, I'm like, what if somebody runs up on me and goes, hey, I got a knife. I'm like, fuck! Hey, I'm not bullshit. Your dad, he might be tweaked, but he's going to shank. He's going to shut some shit down. Oh, my dad is the nicest guy ever. But don't fuck. No, he is. He's funny as fuck. He's a goofy ass fool, but he will fuck you up if he has to. It's scary. The story, dude, my dad, all right, here's a real quick story. One time, I was truck driving with my dad, and I found, I looked down, it's just diesel. I looked down, there's a fucking Viking's hat. I'm like, why the fuck's there a Viking's hat here? And I look at it, I pick it up. He's a Redskins fan. I'm like, what the fuck? I pick it up, and it's, coagulated, covered in old blood, like heavy. Like heavy, old, dark, black blood. I'm like, first of all, what is that? I go, that's fucking blood. And I look at my dad, I go, dad, what is this? And he goes, I'm going to tell you something. I go, oh, my fuck. Anyway, I'll cut it short. My dad's truck driving. My dad used to do a lot of drugs, and he knows what the fuck's up, but he works his ass off. So he's truck driving, and he knows other things. He knows tweaking. You don't want to get robbed. I was like eight, so I didn't understand. I didn't understand why he did this, but he said he got out of his truck. It was like maybe one or two in the morning at Flying J to get food, so he didn't park in the diesel, so he's back where all the guys sleep, you know, like in the dark. He says he hops out, and the guy's walking up. He doesn't look like a trucker. He's walking up, and I'm like, what the fuck? What's going on? And then he's at the corner of his eye between the trailer and the back of the truck. He sees another dude walk by with a hood on, and my dad's like, I didn't know. I felt it. I didn't know what to do. The guy comes up. Hey, what's up, boss? And to me, I'm like, dad, you're a bastard. That's fucked up. And he's like, I didn't know what to do because I knew they were going to try to rob me, so he says the guy came up right up on him. He's like, I just went for it, and he said he grabbed him. I bit his whole fucking top of his cheek off, and he said he gripped it, and it was gushing everywhere. The guy was wearing a fucking Vikings hat, and he said right when he started screaming, this guy ran around and picked him up, and they both ran. So I'm like, oh, you were right. But what if he was like, hey, I'm lost. Can I use your phone charger or something? What the fuck? He just bit his fucking face, and I know he's not lying because my dad's disgusting and does horrible shit. I saw my dad bite his own toenail off one time just to gross me the fuck out because he smashed, he broke his foot. So all his toenails were coming off, and he called me upstairs, and then when he, because I get sick easy, he knows that, and he called me upstairs, and he's like, come here, and I look, and he has his foot, and he goes, look, and he bit it, and when he bit it, blood went, like a little spray, and I started throwing up all over the carpet, all over the ground. He was dying laughing, and then it didn't even hurt him. My dad's fucking nasty, dude. But he knew he was going to make me, he used to lock the windows and fart horribly because he just farts like a piece of shit, and I've thrown up in the car before. It stinks, dude. It stinks so bad. I can't even describe what the fuck that smell is, but he knows I'll throw up easy. Anyway. And he liked it. He thought it was funny as fuck, man. Oh, yeah, dad, he fucked up. He thought it was so funny, but the toe of the mouth thing was fucking disgusting, dude. All his toenails had fallen off already. He said that last one, it was hanging on, and he just ripped it, and it just started bleeding. I want to see what your dad look like now. He's just like me. That motherfucker sound throw. He sound throw. I like your choice of words for my dad. My uncle Sammy was throw it off, man. I remember one time I was a kid, and I walk up to him, and I'm trying to talk to him and chill with him and shit, and he's like, don't talk to me. I said, what? He said, I'm sick. I said, man, I love you. I hope you get well. Like, what do you mean I love you, my uncle? And as I got older, I realized he didn't mean sick. Like, I chewed, he meant sick. Like, I'm sick in the head. And he really was crazy as a bitch. Why did I bring this fool up? I was like, man, where you going with this, man? It's sad. It's just sad. Hey, crazy. Oh, I don't know, I don't remember where I was going, but talking, oh, he was, throw. Like the way your daddy sound throw, he would throw. Man, I seen this motherfucker. He was like, hey, nephew, wanna see something? I'm like, what? And he pulls out a fucking frog and eat that hoe. A frog? A frog. Whose brother is this? My grandma's surly brother. Oh, so your great uncle. Like your uncle's uncle. They throw it out, bro. Hey, that motherfucker was murdering people. He was doing some crazy shit. Yeah, that's different. It's different than frogs, man. I was like, ew, he's goofy. That's cool. He was murdering people. Fuck! He locked up right now. I remember he would be in jail and he would be telling me, man, because he snores. When he snores, he sounds like my pig. It's that bad. Like, he would snore in jail and he would wake up just getting whooped on because motherfuckers would be getting tired of him. He'd get jumped and he'd sleep all the time. You can't sleep? You can't control it? But everybody hates you? But you're like, dog, I'm sorry. What the fuck do you do, man? Yeah, he's like, he'd just wake up and just get whooped on. That's, you missed it, his uncle would get woken up in jail getting beat up because he snores so loud that they're like, shut the fuck up. Could you imagine the ongoing everyday thing? I'd sleep in the day. I would sleep in the day and stay up all night, that asshole. Fuck! Damn, I don't remember what I was going to ask you. Fuck! Yeah, that motherfucker sent me. That's my uncle sent me, bro. He threw it off. That's kind of awesome. I need to find a picture of him. I'm going to show you a picture and you're going to be like, oh yeah, he did that shit. Yeah, he ate a frog hole live. Hey, I've seen him eat a worm. Like, I've seen him fucking. Fear factor uncle? I've seen him hide as fuck. No, that's cool. I like stories like that. Marty, your mom and dad didn't have brothers and sisters? You don't have any uncles or anything like that? No, they each had five brothers and sisters. Oh, but that you had around you? Yeah. Okay, that's different. Yeah, no. That's different. No. Everybody, I have all my dad's brothers are they're pretty similar in age, except for one, so I had a lot of uncles growing up. What's the predictions for the Ronda Rousey fight tonight, by the way? Oh, this fool? What do you think? He's betting right now. My bookie, you just go dope as usual. What's the predictions for the Ronda Rousey fight tonight? Gina Carano, Ronda Rousey. What are they doing? Five rounds? Yeah, it's got to be five rounds. I ain't going to lie, she might break somebody's fucking arm. Who? Ronda Rousey might? That's the way it has to go for her, I think, probably, for Ronda. I don't know who the other girl is. She's in a legendary UFC, MMA fighter. Yeah, I'm just saying, I feel like if anything go down, I feel like, I don't know how cold she is with her shoulder work. I know she's sick with fucking throwing you around. They've been posting all these videos of her looking goofy as shit, like doing her sparring or whatever, but I'm like, how? I don't know. Ronda Rousey, she's a legend. I don't know what I'm saying. Sick. Feels weird, though. Kind of like some WWE shit, but I don't even know. What is that? Is it weed? Oh, well, let me see it. Oh, it's something like fucking Big Brain. Oh, did Tony just drop this? Yeah. Oh, shit. Is he still here? No, he's dead. Oh, what? Hold on, I don't want to see what the fuck's in here. Oh, it's his. Oh, yo, this is yours. We're about to end this right now. Oh! Cool. Yo, here, this is yours. It's a sick little duffel. Yo. They dropped this off. That's yours. Oh, for real? There's shit in there. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, fuck yeah. What's up, you high-ass fool? I gotta finish this text. You can put your arm down if you want. Or just keep it out like your test tattoo. Stand like this. Oh, big brain. They just dropped it off. Fuck yeah, with a care package. That's why I'm looking at you like, what? What was happening? I didn't know what you meant. Thanks, Rocco. Which way is it? Oh, the hashtag. Containers. Those are sick. That's the. Those are the Skywalker. Yeah, it's a little jar container. Shit's pretty tight, dude. Oh, they gave me jars, too. Let's go. What if they send me a text on Instagram? They're like, hey, so yeah, that's like $250. That'd be awesome. That'd be so sick. Like, y'all, I'm gonna need you a fucking 18-minute review video at $200 from you. Yeah, and money. Can you imagine? I don't know. I haven't seen the new ones. Let me see. All right, cool. Oh, I said that. Oh, man. The joy. See, Rocco, you can never experience this joy of free hash and weed and shit. Oh, man. That's what I'm trying to tell him. You see the pure joy on this man's face? For real. Oh, there it goes. Beautiful. Big bang. Shout out. Sick. Good timing, man. I'm literally about to end this. Good fucking timing. Yeah. Yeah, stupid shout out. That's stupid. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I got a roll of donut. Do it. The donut. And the name of the big man. What should we do? What's wrong with God? I'm not sure what they are. I don't see. I don't see any names. Oh, then that's the supernova. That shit smokes. It's like a Skittles crop. Birds like a fucking champ. I really like that one. This is the brain blast. Then brain blast. Rocco's. That's what I'm saying is his appreciation levels. Appreciation levels. He's not grateful. Is what he said. You good? Yeah. All right. We should wrap. Oh, it's 222. Let's go. Okay, okay, okay. So appreciate you making time for us on your busy schedule and shit. Marty, I thank you, man. I appreciate you guys. Appreciate you being cool every time, too. Likewise. Yeah. We're lying. Marty's just mean. Every time no one's here, Marty's just fucking racist. Marty's a fucking bitch, man. He's like, yeah, yeah, I fight sometimes, Marty. I'm all bruised. Marty just beats me up and shit. Sophie's still in low working hours. Sophie said, damn, I feel tired since I've been working out. I might not look like it. Some scratches. I feel tighter. Sophie's still, I feel tighter. Nah, Sophie's son, though, definitely. I'm working on it right now. I'm finna get a date for y'all soon. I love the music on that. I hope y'all like it. I appreciate you being me, having me back over here. Thanks for coming, dude. Yeah, I love you, man. Shit. Thanks for coming out, hanging out, putting your Pirates jewelry on the table. It looks like a table piece. Sucked like me booty. If you leave it here, you should just leave it if you want. Or put it on your little guy. There you go. Leave him there. Leave him there. Yeah, that'd be sick. Just leave him. Oh, what the fuck? Dude, I found that on fucking eBay. In a box. I pressed the button to make it talk. My finger went through. The button broke it. It was so old. When did it drop? No, it's in the back. No, when did it drop? What's the year on this? 1990. I got old ass one. If you guys can't see, it's a fucking South Park. All the boys at the classroom. So fucking tight. Yeah, exactly. That show. Give me a best car, man. Sorry, I've been smoking. Seriously. That's Cartman. I can't do that. It's like season two Cartman, though. His voice got a lot whinier as they got into the later seasons. You think? You think you can do voice over voice tonight? Hey, who's what's homeboy's name that does Big Mom? Oh, Nick Kroll. Oh, my God. I just saw John Mulaney, his friend in that. The other voice. I just saw his stand up last week at the Hollywood Bowl. Nice. Nick Kroll. He's a fucking animal. He's great. I love that shit. Nick Kroll's great. Do you know who we're talking about? The comedian? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, he's funny, dude. His old show, The Kroll Show. His skit show. You ever seen that? I got it. He had a skit. He had a skit show with him and John Mulaney. Oh, my fucking God. We'll watch some of it when we're all enjoying it after this right now. It's funny as fuck. Ladies and gentlemen, we love you guys. Peace. Let's watch that shit. That's the old show all the time. Later, guys. All right. Later. Be safe. Have a dope ass day. Appreciate you guys. We'll be right here. We'll be right back.