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According to me, we're off the beam and out of the program, I've gotten a hand job from woman at West Garden, Janice has having 17 slices of pizza, we're coming to none of that is true. We're not on the patreon. Okay. None of it is true. I'm just kidding around. Yeah. None of it is actually true. Yeah. But you say it and then you get in trouble and then we got to, we got our race episodes. Yeah. I'm sorry. Jesse. We constantly lately, the last three weeks, we have been making Jesse edit episodes. He's had to take time away from his clay studio to edit episodes and you're right, Yani. Let's stay on the beam and within the lines today on this episode, but I'm in a good mood. I'm on two ketone IQs. I'm excited because today, you know, in real time, the United States men are going to be playing at 8 p.m. But we're also going to watch Portugal versus Spain, which starts here in an hour or two. And that's good because I don't even need a blue chew. When I'm watching that because they got hot guys. Yeah. They got Ronaldo. They got Ronaldo. Cute kid. But did you ever see what Ronaldo looked like before he got red? Not cute. He was banged up because he's the male Kardashian. Yeah. He looked banged up. Got a little money and then he got a new head. That's what he is. Look at that. I mean, the kids are hell of a player and he's a hottie with a body kid got beautiful teeth. Yeah. Now, Cush. Yeah. We're into the World Cup. We're in like most Americans. We're into soccer. Big for a month. Football. We're into football for a month. I don't think there's a problem with us also calling it football just because we have American football. We can just pronounce it. Football. We're getting football. So we're going to talk about football today. We're going to talk about the origins of the World Cup. We're going to talk about how about this? Ask me this right now and I swear to God. I swear on Derek Jeter. I can do this off the top of my head. Nick. Correct me if I'm wrong because Nick is our soccer expert. How many countries have won the World Cup? I know that Italy's done it five times. Four times. I know Italy's done four. How many different countries have won the World Cup? Five. Eight countries have won the World Cup in 100 years. That's not a lot of countries. Do you know the countries? See if you can name them all. I know Italy's got four. Italy's won. Go Italy. I know. I know. The Germans got four. Check. I know the Brazilians got five. Check. Italy's got one. No, they got three. I got three. Check. I know the United States women got a few, baby. I love you, Braz. Even though you're. We're not talking about chicks. So we got four. I know. So give me the other four. I know Uruguay won the first one. Five. That's a tough one. The most people don't care. Come on. Let's go. Ooh, baby. Four of the last three. Ooh, baby. We got Italy, Uruguay, Germany. You said Argentina. England's got one. The Netherlands don't got one. They don't got. You can't win a World Cup and wouldn't choose. I know England's got one. England's got one in 1966. So right now, when we have six, you need two more. I need two more, baby. Give me a, give me a Mexico. Mexico does not have a no. Come on, there's a big one that you're forgetting. It's right on the tip of your stupid tongue. They've won my heart. Maracco. Definitely not. Yeah, this Maracco. They made the semi-finals their first African team and they make the semi-finals. In the African cup. Now, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I will give you a hint. Portugal. No, but Maracco, you mentioned Maracco. One of the teams that has won the World Cup, they have something to do with Maracco. Maracco right now. They have something to do with Maracco right now. Something to do with Maracco. Come on. Right now. Come on. I'm. Come on. I'm it? No. No. They're playing Maracco in the next round. Oh. Oh. So if you can tell me who's playing Maracco. Oh. How did I forget? How did I forget? Come on. You know, how did I forget? So hard to remember them because, you know, they're very unappreciative of what we did for them a World War II. Exactly. So sometimes it's easy to forget the freedom fries. Yeah, it's the freedom fries, the French. They had baguettes. They got. I think they got two. They got two. So we're missing one. And there's eight. No. You gave me seven. Okey, dokey. I'm going to go with speedon. No, not speedon. I'm going to go with Belgium. Oh, how do we forget another powerhouse? We're going to go with Fanya. The way he saw she ain't. There are cackles all over this episode. It's what it is. It's what some people pay for that they get for free. Yeah. I forgot about them. Wow. So how many is Europe happening? How crazy is that that in 100 year World Cup history, only eight nations have everyone in the World Cup. But the African nations are the best players. The African, if the World Cup said you play for the country of your heritage, Africa would win every World Cup because the best players on almost every team are African. And they just get, like the French have the French singer there from the African colonies of France. Yeah. They're not like they're not French. Not all of them. They're French, but they're African. The best players on England, besides Harry Kane, they're African descent. Well, it's the best soccer players, Senegal best. Well, the best player is Italian from Argentina. Yeah, but there's just a couple of outliers. But you got the guy from Norway. There's not everything is, you know, as it's he and Zedon is, you got to say he's top, but who is a muzzle? No, he was not. Is it Dave from France? No. Was he? Yeah. He played for France. Oh, so it was North African. That's what I'm saying. He would, yeah, he's got to be one of the top three, four, right? I don't know if they put him in the time. I think the consensus now is Messi is the best. Yeah. North African. Yeah. Messi is a piece, too, with a shirt off. You ever Google Messi, no shirt on? Messi was born a midget. Messi should could also have played for Italy. You know, Messi was born a midget, and he had to take human growth hormone to develop until he was 16 or 17. Is that the truth? That is the truth. He was born a squeak. A squeak. I mean, he still is a squeak. He's five seven. I mean, his wife is an absolute no doubt about it. He's the most famous guy in the world. I mean, you know, no, she loves him for him. Yeah. Well, he's the most famous guy. He's the most talented soccer player, maybe of all time, but Cristiano Ronaldo is also not African. Yeah. So Cunts, Diego Maradona and Pele, the two best are not, well, Pele, what do you mean, African continent? Or are you talking about what kind of, let's just move on to the next topic. Yeah. What are we talking about? What are you talking about? Do you know what the hand of God goal is? Yes. And who did it? It was Maradona. And do you know what there's another, what's his other famous goal? There's the hand of God goal that happened in the same game. And then there was another goal where you just, like, dribble down the whole field past the entire, yeah, the entire English team. By the way, Mexico losing to England, what would be two nights ago now was the first Mexican loss in stadium Azteca in like 30 years. I know. And they lost to England. That was a fantastic, that was the game of the tournament so far. And you know, it was crazy because it was like, they were playing Mexico, so it was weird in my mind, right? It was like Italy and they, they like had to build like a wall by the goal, and they were just repelling the Mexicans. Yeah. Out of the wall. Yeah. Yeah. They were just like the Mexicans were trying to climb in there. And they were going to get them out. Let me tell you something right now. Yeah. Mexican fans are hot, the Spanish fans are hot, Mexico and Brazilian fans are hot. Yeah. What I want to happen, guys and girls, what I want to happen is I want Canada, the United States, Central America and South America to become like the EU. I think that would be great. Yeah. Is that bad? No. I want it. Would that be good in some way? Yes. Like, we all became the same. Yeah. I mean, if we made a pact like that, I mean, who benefits, because the USA is the only one that ever benefits from this. How the USA is? Yeah. The US citizen, guy. Uruguay is doing really good by itself, though. All by itself. They did it all by itself. See, you're a separatist. I am a little bit. You're a separatist. I'm from Jackson Heights. What are you going to do? I guess we kind of all are all our hemisphere besides cube. We're all allies. We're all allies. Now let's go We wanted to do a fun little episode today about the history, but what I'm saying is that we're not to get a couple Those Mexicans on the United States team. I would love that if we had if it was North America versus Europe North America We'd have a good really good team. Yeah, but I have almost no players from the United States. That's right Yeah, our main players would be from next we would just send the Mexican national team Yeah, and we have one our main player is a British guy, so that's what we would do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay So Jess, can you can you pull up the history of the World Cup? I want to say that it all began in 1930 13 teams participated Uruguay defeated Argentina 4-2 in the very first one about 93 spectators packed the Estadios Centenario So the first game wasn't Uruguay was the World Cup. It started in Uruguay Yeah, and soccer was invented in England in 1818 in the 1816 1864 ish But soccer had its roots 2000 years people were playing they have artifacts of people playing kicking a ball around without their hands Yeah, you know, you know who specifically the Chinese yeah, yeah, the Chinese were the ones that they just you know But it never was an organized into a formal, you know sport until really the 1860s, and then FIFA was founded in 1904 and FIFA's interesting because FIFA was Probably the most corrupt sporting organization that's ever lived what is yeah, but they had to clean up a lot of the corruption Well, they had to because and that's what I think Donald Trump was able to get their red card reverse for the US player Because I think they're so corrupt that and Trump knows that that he was probably like look I either bring state the player or some of your corruption is gonna get unmasked. Yeah, he really knows how to talk to the corrupt He knows his own do you as a soccer fan that do you as that at least one check mark for Trump that he was able to get the you You're one of the best players reinstated. We don't know. It was able to it was him. You think it was him 100% Well, how could it not have been him? Well, here's the thing. It was a stupid fucking call. Yeah, it was not You didn't even call it on the field. You can't you can't you didn't even call a yellow card On the field, right? So then you can't go to should have never went to review He didn't even call it a yellow card. That kid what a long three days Would that red card was that intentional? I didn't actually see the play, but it They've been calling things weird all tournament like messy should have gotten a red card in the very beginning my dad thinks that Argentina that FIFA wants Argentina to win because they never give Argentine our fee messy any of the red cards My dad refers to them as Argent FIFA now right who I like that I like Argent FIFA though you can't if you're FIFA you got to understand messy's got to be on the field same with Wembe when Wembe and Yama You're not gonna throw him out. You shouldn't throw now too, but it's just the good guys always win Jalen Brunson Jalen Brunson always win and Jesse honey, can you go back to the chat GPT? Yeah, Chris is the only man I've ever met who referred to another guy's hoodie and it's funny It's funny. Yeah, so so we had the tournament in 1930 in Uruguay 1934 in Italy 1938 in France then it was canceled in 1942 because of a little man named it off Hitler Then in 1946 we had to recover like Jesse's brother going through a paternity leave I had to just take a minute then 1950 comes back in The modern Kanazzo instead of a traditional final the tournament ended with a championship group Brazil only needed a draw against Uruguay and Uruguay stunningly 200,000 fans at the Mata Kanya stadium by winning two to one The upset became known simply as Mata Kanazzo one of the greatest shocks in sports history Nick, are you familiar with this? Yeah, this is big. So Uruguay has won two world cups actually technically So a lot of people don't like Uruguay because that was very gay actually technically Babies you even know about this. Yeah, so Uruguay claims they have four championships because prior to the World Cup The the Olympics was considered FIFA considered that whoever won the Olympics That's the world champions well, and Uruguay actually has the two before FIFA started so much like you know Like the Giants they have world championships before the Super Bowl. Yeah, same thing with Uruguay They consider themselves four time champions. I'll give it to them and I agree to yeah I agree with Uruguay I would ask them as four championships dude. Look at this. Can you there was 200,000 fans there dude the stadium has Tekka in Mexico last night They they renovated so you can only fit 85,000 and Matadona play there was like a hundred and eighty thousand fans Yeah, it's great. You know how no we don't have stadium We can't like I think the biggest one we out here is Michigan University of Michigan got a hundred thousand fans How about Ohio's a big one, right? I think it's same. I think they're all like a hundred thousand Then what happened is is in 1958 we have a little man named The paylay era they paylay For Brazil they won three world cops 1958 1962 1970 the 1970 the Brazilian team is considered the greatest team ever Sembord assembled featuring stars such as Jada Zino Tostado and Carlos Alberto Torres the truth of the matter is I love sports I don't know who these fucking guys aren't well besides paylay. This is and my name on grinder was gay like Listen gaylay. This was before we were alive It's not our yeah, but we still should know like I don't know even even like the soccer players I mean guy. We just don't know we don't care. Yeah, but we didn't have soccer growing up soccer wasn't big in Brooklyn It's not big. It was basketball it was big in Brooklyn. Just not our kind of Brooklyn. No, it was never big It's never big here, but a men's does Latinos. It's huge. Yeah, but they didn't get here till recently right when we were kids There wasn't that many. That's right in the fifth right that's true. That's a good point Puerto Ricans weren't even in big Puerto Ricans came big in the fifties Yeah, Puerto Ricans are in the box. Puerto Ricans are in the box. Yeah, Puerto Rico Just Puerto Rico have its own soccer team or would their players be on our team on the US team Yeah, like a real like the best Puerto Rican player theoretically play for the United States. No, no, no, because Puerto Rico It's internationally as a basketball team. They could play as a soccer team. Yeah. Why wouldn't they play on team USA? Because you know we we part of the USA we treat Puerto Rico like a guma. It's what it is We don't have the like you're not my wife, but you my you're my side piece. God. Yeah, so America just treats Puerto Rico on the off-nights I'm with my guma guma. Yeah, they don't let them all the way in to the life It's what it is. You come to my wedding on smushy cake and you yeah, we treat Puerto Rico like hey I'm with you, but I can't be seen what you and pub I can't be seeing you in public babe Don't take any pictures with you do got a nice fat ass got a fat ass. It's about it But yeah, their big sport is boxing boxing a big boxing. Yeah, and I didn't know that the Puerto Ricans Created salsa from Cuban music. I learned that from the commercial That's circulating. Yeah, I and I think something and what Brazil was a Japanese judo went to Brazil And they turned it into jujitsu and then reggae tone was also something that was created Jamaicans and coming into spanish I Spanish country. Yeah, so that's cool. So the world cup Evolved along with television 1954 first televised world cup 1970 first broadcast in color worldwide and then, you know That's really where soccer takes off internationally now. What are the theories of why it never really got big here? And I think it will get I think that soccer's on its way to get the biggest it's ever gotten in America and it probably is right now But I still don't think it'll ever be as big as it is in Europe, and what are the theories? I think it will because I didn't know that MLS like I also said in the bonus episode patreon.com/hasreana MLS is up like 60% the viewership so because you know Messy came and played plays in Miami. He basically lives in Miami. So I think that's big. He's still good, too Yeah, let's be honest. He's still he's still one of the best places for the most goals in the tournament right now him Bob A. in Holland. Yeah, he's like the joke of itch of yeah soccer. He's still good. He's 40 right now, and but he always looked 40 Which is hilarious. Yeah, he was 18. He looked good. I thought because he's got the kind of head and face that you think he's fat But he's shredded, bro shredded, but he's face just looks like yeah, you hired him to do your taxes It's just what it is. Yeah, he just doesn't look like an athlete. So soccer didn't take off in the US primarily because American sports call Culture formed early around baseball football and basketball. Those are the American Sport yeah, that's what it is. We like to throw the ball. Yeah, we like to hit the ball Yeah, we like to put the ball through a hoop. Yeah, my hands. Yeah, not into using a feet. I'm not kicking a ball Yeah, that I'm not the only thing that I'm doing is I'm kicking people out of our country We like to use a feet to kick them out. Yeah, yeah, that's what old school people said But I got to be honest with you if I could do it over I would when I was walking around a world cup yesterday If I could do it over I would have really tried as hard as I could to put all my effort into soccer I think in the 90s if you were really good soccer player you had a chance to get a soccer scholarship and you had a chance to get Like I felt like one of the easiest paths to become a professional in the 90s was soccer because not that many people are playing now So many people are playing But you know what's interesting about soccer when I love about soccer about the premier league and the La Liga, you know Because it's interesting. There's not just one NBA equivalent in soccer. It's like Europe has England has a league That's like the NBA France has a league that's like the NBA and Spain has a league that's like the NBA those are the big ones and And there's no draft like they these kids get scouted like messy was being looked at when he was six years old Holland was being looked at when he was six years old because there is no draft because if you suck In your league, then you get relegated to a lower league. So that is real consequences. Imagine your favorite NBA team is not in the NBA anymore. So you can't tank, you can't try to get the top pick. There is no top pick. There is no draft. You just have to almost be, so that's where in a way, like the corruption begins early because there must be players that are better than certain other players, but because of political reasons, they don't get picked for the national team or they don't get put into the club system of these Manchester United's and of the world because they just don't know the right people. Where the NBA draft is, if you're good enough, theoretically, you'll get into a college and your talent will speak for itself. But here, it's just very, it's completely different thing. Yeah, and look, I just don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear, and this is what I don't want to hear. 'Cause I'm the US goalkeeper, you can talk to me honestly. Yeah, 'cause if you don't, if I don't like something that you say that I'm gonna save it, and I'm gonna block it. Okay, I just don't want to hear. Listen, the rest of the world is lucky. They are lucky that our athletes haven't taken to soccer the way they have to football. Yes. And especially football. Yup, all right. But basketball as well, because you look at that, you look at what's his name. Viking head. Howling. The kids, six, five, all right. If you just put LeBron James the way he runs, he doesn't even need that foot coordination. Just on headers, on corner kicks, right? Just on corner kicks. How many corners, you just put him out there, and they'll be climbing on him. They'll try to move, and they can't move them. He just had it right the fuck in there. I agree with you. You're not gonna stop this kid. Yeah, and then give me Barry Sanders. Put Barry Sanders on a pitch. Yeah. I want to see Barry Sanders on the pitch. Yeah, can you imagine if Barry Sanders picked up soccer as opposed to football with the way he could cut like that? Yeah. It is football player that ever fucking lived. So I don't want to hear. What's the guy? What's the guy? What's the guy he's on Miami, the fastest wide receiver? There we go. Terrible. Yeah. What is he? Five, ten. So you know, he's compact. He's got a lot of people up. I mean, just running. I mean, what do we talk about? Got it, because the one thing I noticed being out the world cup, soccer is very, very physical. Very physical. It is insanely physical game. These guys are running into each other. They're hitting each other. They're fighting for position. I didn't realize how crazy it honestly was. But I agree with you. Our athletes are stronger than the soccer players like these guys. Our football players, if you talk about kick a ball, they will hurt some other players. Yeah. Now look, the rest of the world has caught up in basketball. So I think we need to do that because listen, I mean, it's pretty amazing that the best basketball, like probably you'd say the top three, four best five best basketball players in the world are now not born in the United States. Yeah. I mean, it's great. It's the first time ever that's ever happened. Yeah. Shake you to Salisandra. Keep it. Keep it. Yeah. Let's go with it. Yeah. Um, you got Joe Kitch. Yeah. You got Don Chitch. Wembee. You got Wembee. You got Yannis. Yep, they're all. And all five of those guys. The best American we got is Jalen Brunson. I mean, yeah. He's our guy. I mean, I mean, it's crazy to think how hard we used to dominate. So it just shows that if you just get the country into it, oh, Tatum. We got Tatum. Tatum. We got to get the country into it. When the momentum is shifting, or he tries to blow it, but my point is though, he tries to blow it. Yeah, he won't stop. He won't stop it during momentum. Yeah, he won't stop it during momentum. I'm saying, but that's not a part of the game. You shouldn't be doing that. And Maradona said, America's going to ruin the fabric of our sport by being greedy. And he was right. He said it in 2018. And then they made up a BS excuse. You're right, though. I see what you're saying. And you know, the thing that's interesting about FIFA, which is, you know, runs the international soccer, right, which happens every four years or whatever, is that because soccer is such a popular global sport, the most popular sport in the world. I far. Every country is vying to get, you know, they want the world. So the process is what we should go over because it's very interesting. And that's how the corruption slipped in so well is because these FIFA officials were going like, give me money, get everyone wants money, because they're saying, you know what? We need the hydration breaks. It's important for the players to stay hydrated. We don't want them playing in hot climates. And you say, well, where's the world cup of 2030 Saudi Arabia in the middle of the desert in June. Yeah. Everyone just, you just, it's a bidding process. So they meet, right? And they had to make changes because there was the FBI, I think, was the one who cracked the massive corruption. Like guys went to jail with FIFA, right? Huge because they were taking their pockets. Wasn't it in the 90s? It was huge corruption. And then they changed. try to fix it. But how do you, how, when you have that incentive, how do you, it's almost impossible to get rid of. So it was, no, it was actually 2015, it wasn't in the '90s, I'm sorry. So, but it's-- - You're so downing. - But it spans decades, right? So it was happening way before 2015, 2015's when they cracked it. So I'm probably not wrong in saying the '90s was probably a dense decade of corruption, but they had, they found the DOJ racketeering indictments, so this was just the 2020, 2026, the conversation surrounding FIFA's corruption has been reignited due to a major controversy during this world cup. The political interference allegations media reports revealed the US president directly called, "You're right, president, Gianni, Antifini," - Yeah, they're friends. - To request a review of the ban, backlash and integrity concern. - But this has nothing to do. - Well, he said that Trump said that the FIFA president, that it wasn't just Gianni Infantino, that it's a whole committee of people, but I'm telling you, the way that there's, what do you think that the committee, Infantino probably told the committee, you better reverse this, because Trump's probably threatened me with something. - Yeah. - What do you think? It's just, there's so much money on the lot. - Because look, here's the truth, guy, is I, even though this is favorable to the United States when we're talking, you know, the game is tonight. So by the time this episode comes out, there would have already been a result, and I'm hoping that the United States won. I am the goalkeeper. But I, it isn't right that he was reinstated. It's just, it's sucks. He shouldn't have got the red card in the first place. He really, but it does, it does just show you the arbitrary rules of the FIFA where it's like, you shouldn't be allowed to be reinstated. I'm happy that it's going for us, and I'm happy that he's playing. But I get like Wayne Rooney of England, and a lot of, you know, soccer players are like, yes, there shouldn't have been a red card. Definitely, but a red card was called, and now FIFA to just say, 'cause FIFA didn't wipe it out. FIFA just said it's suspended for a year. So he's gonna have to serve some kind of suspension in a FIFA, in a US sanctioned qualifying game next year. I disagree, I think it's what you call good old United States efficiency and justice. It's what it is. That's what I think, because the Europeans, they have this, oh, that's a foul, that's not a foul. You call it over there, you call it over there. It was a bullshit call. Right, it was a bullshit call. Like I said, the guy didn't even fucking on the field, pull a yellow. Now, so he's probably fucking paid off. Trump was really funny, and he would have done this a year ago, and I hope that maybe he's still less time to change it. Maybe he'll do it at least for the final at MetLife. It's if he was really funny, he would make the soccer balls Joe Biden's face. If he was really funny, what he would do is he, he would say from now on, it's called Trump World Cup. Yeah, and he slapped his name on it. Would that be funny though if he had Biden and Kamala? That would be very funny. I'm Ruth Bader Ginsburg as the face is on the balls. Yeah, that would be funny. You would laugh at that, right? Yeah, so this is how the corruption's worked, and that was how the corruption works right now. You had some mother fucker. 2015, it was revealed, right? But so basically, you got a relatively small group of executives that could influence who receives TV rights, sponsorship contracts, tournament marketing rights, and in separate alleged schemes, votes connected with World Cup hosting because it's like, you know how much money you're pouring into that country if the World Cup is there? Right. People come from all over, huge money. Huge money. So private companies wanted those rights. So a sports marketing company might make millions by obtaining exclusive rights cheaply and then reselling broadcasting and sponsorship packages around the world. So what was happening was the company secretly paid the decision makers, and the payment was disguised through intermediaries, shell companies, offshore accounts, false contracts, and layered bank transfers. And in return, the FIFA officials helped steer the valuable rights towards that company. So prosecutors described this as a long running system in which bribes and kickbacks became part of Dylan business. Right. And the FIFA officials protected one another politically. FIFA governance, dependent heavily on national football associations and regional blocks, president who maintain loyalty among federation leaders could remain politically powerful while officials further down the structure, control valuable regional tournaments and commercial rights. So it was backdoor dealings to grease each other's hands. This is the problem. The problem with human nature ultimately is people want more money. That's what it is. More money. No matter what the system is, people are going to want a little more for them to sell. And ask yourself, and you know what you have to say to yourself, baby gorgeous, do you know what you have to say when it comes to money and finance, you have to say whatever it is that you're buying, what is that costing you with your life? You know, like you want to buy a nice house. Okay, how much of your time are you going to have to dedicate to it? You want to buy yourself nice sneakers. It's like, how much of a risk does that put you out? What is the cost? How much of your life are you willing to trade for it? And that's what it is. But people want more money. But then they don't want to trade parts of their life for it. Well, it doesn't work that way, hun. Well, that also, you know, when you look at Greece in 2008. I want to take a good look at Greece in 2008. It's a perfect example, right? So it was like everyone, the body politic, the people wanted all the benefits they needed for it. But nobody wanted to pay for it. Right. So that's what, that's essentially what it is. It's like, we want it, but we don't want to pay for it. We don't want it. And so what people were doing, it became a word in Greece called Philakia, you give a little envelope. Philakia. People want things off the box. They're like, hey, I want this paid in cash. So the government won't take the taxes. But I also, I don't want to pay my taxes, but I want the benefits for my taxes. But back to this for one second. So how this got cracked? An American football executive named Chuck Blazer became a cooperating witness after US investigators pursued him. His cooperation helped investigators penetrate the system from inside. So the US came in. The US came in and cracked this international bullshit. The same way we overturned that red card that was unjust. 'Cause we're about justice, freedom, and the American way. Yeah. So Chuck Blazer sounds like a scumbag. Yeah. So the investigation followed payments moving through the United States financial system, giving American prosecutors jurisdiction hooks for racketeering, wire fraud, and money laundering charges. Then, 2015 at the Luxury Bar Alouk Hotel in Zurich, sounds like the start of a movie. Swiss authorities arrested seven football officials there at the request of the United States authorities. We are the police of the world because we're the only ones who were moral. We're good people. We're good people. Just before FIFA's Congress, the US simultaneously unsealed indictments against nine football officials and five corporate executives. Set bladder, who was, I guess, the head was not tired of that original US indictment, but the scandal destroyed the political order around him. He announced his resignation shortly after winning re-election and separate FIFA ethics proceedings later banned him from football-related activities. Yeah, so FIFA was scummy, but supposedly they're a little bit better now. Yeah, well, this was the turning point. Yeah. And it's amazing that the United States, so as recently as 2025, a US appeals court reinstated convictions in a related soccer rights bribery case showing how long the litigation. So the deeper story here is the structure of FIFA itself. It seems like, you know, help make the, they were like a mafia protecting themselves. Right. And they just continued the corruption because it worked so well. Worked so well. And it worked for everybody. And the companies and the countries that were benefited, you know, they were like, this system works. I pay you a little more. You take a loaf to side, but then that money comes into my country, into my pocket. So it's like, how do you evolve? People are just always going to do that. But that's what's interesting, too, with soccer, it's like the duality of it, because you have such the most corrupt governing body of it. It's FIFA, I think it's, you know, everybody else would admit that. But then the game itself is so beautiful. And the fans of the game are just so passionate. I mean, they cry at the national anthem. They respect the sanctity of the game in a level that other teams, other sports don't. So it's interesting to have such a corrupt governing body, but then such a passionate kind of fan base. And, you know, the players, too, are, they care about the integrity of the game. They can't, you know, they try to help each other up. They, you don't see fights that much. They don't really talk shit. I mean, they do a little bit, but not like other sports, you know. It doesn't seem like they're in it so much for the money. I mean, they make a lot of money at the top. Don't get me wrong, but they're not like having holdouts, like the American athletes. They don't really do that. They play for their club. If they take a lot of pride in playing for their club, a lot of pride in playing for the country. Like, we have athletes in our country that are like, I'm going to sit out the Olympics. They would never do that in Europe. They would be like, that would be a sin. Well, we don't, now that's changed, though, because we do have the best athletes playing on the basketball. I'm happy that we're back. Yeah, we're back because of one person, one person, only you know who it is. It's Steph Curry. Yeah. Steph Curry. That's what it is. But ranked, if you rank sports on a corruption meter, soccer is number one. Who's two? Number two, you'd have to go probably boxing. Oh, sure. Yeah, and then the Olympics. Yes. There's been serious bribery and host selection scandals. And soccer, like, I don't think it's anything inherent about soccer. That's not what I'm saying. It's just by virtue of the, it's a byproduct of how popular it is because you're talking about global fucking money. No. If you wanted to stop a war and you want to do that, put the war, I'm serious. They should one year put the world cup in Israel and Palestine. Put it between those two countries. And you'll watch, you'll watch how it'll just stop a war. because all the fans, everybody to come together, you bring so much happiness and joy, and it'll might make people think like, oh, maybe I shouldn't do it. You know what I really think we should do? Start doing the World Cup in war torn countries like it's in Ukraine and Russia, and then you watch them to come together, and then it's gonna be very hard to come together for that event and then go back to fighting. It would look, you would feel so stupid if you did that. I think that, and I think my new rule, if I became president day of the United States of FIFA, any type of big government thing, whether you're the president of FIFA, we're either president of the United States, president of any country. You know what I would make everybody do? Everybody, when you become president, you have to do Iowasca. Everybody's got to do Iowasca and open up the third eye, and then you tell me, once you got that third eye, wide open, you tell me if you're gonna go to war, you tell me if you're gonna try to hurt your own people, every leader should do Iowasca. That's a rule. You know what the problem is, you have the leader aspect, but then you got the people aspect. So if you did it as real Palestine, and you know, they would all stop to watch it, they'd stop going to war, but if the Palestinians lose, and this is what's good about your point, is if the Palestinians lost and one of the Palestinian players made a mistake, then the Palestinian people would kill that team. That's the problem. And if the Israelis did the same thing, the Israelis would kill the others. They're the only problem I could see, especially with the game being in Palestine, is saying like, you know, you would be watching a game and you say, what looks weird? And you say, oh, they're playing. - Ways from seeing. - That's the issue is the soccer ball would have a yama calling it, and that would be the problem, right? Because the, and that's just not okay, and we would have to have sanctions against that, right? 'Cause the thing is, we gotta deal with the due to job people, right? The due to job people are the fans, these are people who do the job. Those are the people who build the act with dogs, do what you say, and they, it's tends to, even though it's a sport, the shitty nature of humans just tends to come out, 'cause they riot, they hit each other. - Yeah. - And also in 1994, or at the World Cup, a Colombian defender accidentally scored his own goal against the United States, and Colombia lost the match to one, and Colombia was subsequently eliminated from the group stage, and then we all know what happened to that gentleman afterwards, because that's how serious people take soccer. So you say it's just a sport, but to these people, it's not. - It's not, I don't know. I, I will now, - Pablo Escobar shot the guy. - Well, no, no, Pablo, the guy was killed because Pablo Escobar had already been killed. The Pablo Escobar would have, would have, not now this to happen to on today's Escobar. If Pablo Escobar was alive, I believe on today's Escobar would not have been killed, but I think either Pablo Escobar had just been killed, - Oh, this had nothing to do with Pablo Escobar. - No, no, it just same last name, but Pablo Escobar I think had been either arrested already, or Pablo Escobar wasn't around, and I know part of it is people say that Escobar, Pablo Escobar would have not allowed this to happen, or if it would have happened, some people would have been killed because he was, he loved the Colombian soccer team. - Right, the killing followed an argument in which Escobar, the player in question, was taunted about the own goal and gambling losses, having long been suspected as part of the background. It's one of the darkest stories. - Yeah, I mean, but I will tell you, other sports are just a game, like to me, even the big sports, even basketball. Soccer is not, and after experiencing a World Cup, you reel just from the emotion of the fans. I mean, if you're crying at the national anthem, it's not just a game, it's mean something like the country, like imagine a country like Colombia, who's still in the World Cup, wins the World Cup for the first time in history. That changes the economy for them, like that. It's a different, it is so much more than game, and that's why I think the World Cup used that to help humanity. Go to a war-torn country and put the World Cup there. - Yeah. - Make it say, it'll be safe. - So it's sort of like a first round draft, I put it in the shittiest place, and it picks them up. - The next World Cup, fine, Portugal and Morocco, and Spain already have that one, then Saudi Arabia's got the next one, but the one after that, go to Ukraine, go to Russia. Go to Jerusalem. - Ooh, 'cause let's talk about insurance for your pets. A-S-P-C-A-PET Health Insurance Parogram. If you've ever owned a pet and I do own a pet, you know they run in their own logic. 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Again, that's A-S-P-C-A Pet Insurance dot com slash hyenas. This is a paid advertisement insurance is underwritten by either Independence American Insurance Company or United States Fire Insurance Company and produced by PTZ Insurance Agency Limited. The A-S-P-C-A is not insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance. - But how do you deal with, but how do you deal with the human rights abuses of those countries, are you tacitly ignoring those, approving them by allowing the World Cup to go to those countries? And that takes us to 2022, where the World Cup was in Qatar, and well, they gave, the Qatar gave its citizens jobs to build the stadiums and they didn't all buy the books and those workers were given to the book and that book was called The Karat. - Ways on seeing. - And that book said it's okay to have slaves because essentially that's what the controversy was about. Because make zero mistake about it. Qatar and Saudi Arabia just kind of has slavery. - They had a little thing, but they don't call it slavery, they call it something cute. It's called the Kaffala System, where workers are trapped in Qatar because of the Kaffala, a little sponsorship system and the rule title workers legal visa to a single boss. - Yeah. - So not a slave owner, not a master, a single boss and workers could not change their job or leave the country without their boss's permission, which usually wasn't granted. And boss is used as rule to force workers to work long hours with low pay. So you say, hello, my name is Kaffala Harris. I am your boss. - Glad for you. - Yeah, and what happens is a lot of these guys die. They never really get back home. The boss, it's basically, it's a workaround. It's a workaround. - Well, we have another word for it. It's called a lupal. - It's called a lupal. - It's what it is. - You change the language a little bit, you know. You know, cause here's the situation is, Saudi Arabia had slavery, I think total, 1960s. So the Beatles were playing music. - Yeah. - And Saudi Arabia still had slaves. - I would argue that Saudi Arabia still has slaves. - So, I would say that it's probable that they still have slaves. - Yeah, because they, unfortunately, just seems like they really enjoy it. It seems like something they like. And the United States, what happened is we started doing business when oil became, it used to be what, they used to pearl dive. Pearls was their bigger thing. - You say. - They used slaves for the pearl diving, and then it became oil. And we started doing business with them. Cause when they were doing the pearl diving and they were using slaves, we didn't really care as much. - Again, it's not called slavery. It's called the Kaffala system, and they have a little song called Kaffala, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, slaves. (laughing) Kaffala, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, slaves. (laughing) - Way song shame. - So it's just, listen guy, but they only got rid of like actual slavery, cause we said, hey, you can't do that anymore. - It's one of those things where you call it slavery, I call it Kaffala. It's tomato s'mato. (laughing) The people over there will pick whichever one you like. - Yeah, it's forced labor, right? It's what, Nick, would you call it slavery? The slave, because the employer controls the visa, the job, the housing, the passport, wages, and the person's ability to leave or change jobs. - I mean, that sounds good to me. - You know what's wild though? I did do some research on the Kaffala system and learned a little bit about it. What's crazy is how we look at this as like, okay, that's slavery, and it's an injustice. It's very similar to how things were 250 years ago, during modern slave times, we look at slavery as barbaric now and how could people do that? But during the time it felt just like this, where like we know what's happening, but nobody's doing anything cause they're saying it's not slavery. Same thing with the South. They would say no, no, no. It's not what you think and we just allowed it to happen. Isn't that wild? Cause 200 years from now they'll look at this and be like how barbaric was that in the world just watched. But it's, so it's like you would talk to somebody from the 1800s and be like, when they were living there, it was just over there. - Right. - Very interesting, right? - Right. - How like, nobody's divilling in their own story ever. I will always make things okay in my mind. So the Kaffala system is okay, but it's not okay. - Right. Well, I don't think it's not okay in every way if you have, if you're in international human rights. - Which I am very into. - Yeah, it just depends. It's the thing, culture kind of just kind of just gets in the way like, you know, unfortunately, it's just historically accurate to say that, you know, in traditional Islamic law, slavery was a go, right? Slavery got the green light. It was just a go. So when they had to get rid of it, it was because of Western pressure, they weren't really into it. Nobody who has slavery loves giving it up. - No. - Because it's really great to have someone do the work for you and they can't say anything about it. - You just can't do anything. - There's certain benefits that come from that. So, you know, Kaffala's not exactly slavery, but, you know, it's a migrant labor system. - Kaffala, lala, lala, lala. So, you know, it's tied to an old sponsor. - It's a sponsor. - Older Arabian protection sponsorship cost those. - Sponsor. - Islamic legal concepts of guarantee. - Hey, listen, is a part of Kaffala, can you confiscate someone's passport? - Sure. - Yeah. - Can you withhold their wages? - Sure. - Yeah. - Can you force confinement? - Sure. - Yeah. - You're physically abused them absolutely, but it's not slavery and you piece of shit. - Yeah. - This is a good, accurate summation. Kamala did not directly originate. - Not Kamala, Kaffala. - Kaffala. - Kaffala did not directly originate as a Karanik slavery law, but it developed in a region. This is what I'm trying to say politically correct. It developed in a region whose legal and social traditions had long accepted slavery and extreme dependency relationships and the modern system can reproduce slave-like control when a worker's legal system is placed in the hands of a private sponsor. - Thank you. - Yeah, that's it. - So Sony Arabia's Vision 2030, they're abolishing Kaffala and they began dismantling the traditional Kaffala system and they replaced it with a modernized electronically regulated contract model. So now, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - It's just not the same. - I mean, Dubai was built by slaves. It's what it is. - It's what it is. - It's what it is. - Real nice hotels. - People just they've forced the work and a lot of them just die. It's just how it is, but listen, you know? It's like sometimes my daughter really likes a toy and she's being bad and I try to take the toy. She really doesn't want to let go of the toy. - It's just what it is. - If you come from a tradition for, you know, over a thousand years where you had slavery, it's not something you're just gonna be able to rip out of their hands. - It's just-- - It's just gonna go, okay, we can't do that, but can we do this, which is that? And you go, that's still that. And they go, no, it's this. And we go, but we think it's that. - Guy, it's just what it is. - Yeah. - Now, I'm gonna say it's a good thing or a bad thing. - It's a thing. It's just a thing. And what we do here is we report on the state of the world. We are the news. The United States men, by the time you're hearing this, would have beaten Belgium. You ready for this? To nothing. I'm saying that they're gonna beat Belgians to nothing. And then the winner, the problem with the United States beating Belgium is then things start to get a little hairy 'cause they're gonna have to either play Portugal or Spain and that's no bueno. And then after that, if they win that, they're gonna have to play France, which is really not good. - Yeah, so it's really-- But you know, the next one, the championship, why can't the United States team win? - Because they have no fucking chance. That's why. But here's the deal. As long as we, the only team I'm scared of is Morocco and I'll show you why. Do you just pull up the player who did the cut off your head sign and then yelled Ali Akbar? Because those are the guys I think that is scariest for them. - Yeah, and if you're scared of the Moroccan winning, then don't go to Astoria because every time Astoria wins, the Moroccan fans, have you seen Morocco take over Astoria? - I haven't been to Astoria since it's become Morocco. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, used to be Greek. - Yeah. - But the Ottoman Empire happened in Queens. - Yeah, it's just what it is. - So who's the player? - So there's a guy on the Iraqi team named Ali Akbar. - Yeah, by the way. - Rockets soccer player, do head cut off motion. - Yeah, by the way. - The World Cup is, you know, we talked about it. I didn't realize a guy from Cape Verde wanted for great, a guy from France, I'm sorry, a guy from Morocco wanted for great. - Yeah, that guy right there, he's like their best player. - Yeah, he's wanted for great. - Yeah. - He's wanted for greats in France. A guy in Japan wanted for great. - Yeah, a guy in Ghana wanted for great. - Yeah. - Five different women for the one from Ghana. - Yeah. - So it's kind of wild. - Yeah, I don't know where it is, but, you know. - But he did it this World Cup. - Yeah, this World Cup. - Oh it's this man who respect for Illinois. - Go 2026, maybe that'll help. - Yeah, I mean. - Well, they don't want you to see it. - Right, let's Google makes it, we'd like to see it. - Huh. - Moroccan player, slicing on throat motion. - Really, really, you can really can't get it. I bet you tick tock, we'll show it. (laughing) - Yeah, I got it right here. - Yeah, there it is. There it is. Oh yeah, it's that one, go at any of those. - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, this one. - Moroccan player, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Disturbing throat gesture, there it is. - This is fun. - Did you say aloakbar? - Yeah, he says aloakbar. - Yeah. (laughing) - People get excited. - Yeah, people get celebrated in different ways. - I'll just take her, yeah, I'll just take you to do that. - Now, Google Morocco win a story. - Yeah. - Yeah, and yeah. The whole aloakbar and then the throat slicing thing. For me, it's like violence with sex. People celebrate in different ways. - They just do. - People celebrate in different ways. - Yeah, like people, you know. - Some people like getting hit during sets. Some people like yelling glory to God while they blow things up. - Yeah, so this is, yeah, Morocco fans celebrate on Steinway Street after Morocco won. So I think, you know, some of the residents of history have been saying that they really hope Morocco doesn't be friends. - Oh my God. - So yeah, they're just happy though. - There's no violence. - Yeah. - They're just happy. (whistling) - That's fun. - Yeah. - No problem with that. Kids dancing. - No problem. (whistling) - Yeah, and the NYPD shows up. (whistling) - Okay, now it's starting to get a little excited. - Yep. - Now we got some smoke bombs. - Okay, now it's starting to get a lot ahead. - Christian's, yeah. Now it's starting to get a little excited. - Well, now it's somehow just turned into October 7th footage. (laughing) - So, yeah, guys, I mean, we'll get excited. - World Cup is amazing. Patreon.com/HistoryHahenaz is amazing. We always love to read out the names of the fans who've joined the Patreon. We get so many people joining each week that I know that people are upset that they haven't heard their name yet. You have to listen each week 'cause we are a little behind, not because of us, because if you guys, thank you so much, you're joining it in droves that we can't possibly read out all the names every single week. Of course, best name, funniest name, wins the PPW, the pseudo penis of the week, 'cause Hihenaz have pseudo penises and they give birth through their female gentalia. They're the only trans animal that we recognize. Patreon.com/HistoryHahenaz. - Can I just point out one thing about the Moroccan celebration? - Yes. - It seems like a comment they're accurately noted that there's not a woman in sight. - Right. - And that is accurate. - That is accurate. - Look at the Colombian, Colombia celebrating on Northern Boulevard on Friday night. It was just like that, except there were women I can assure you that. - Yeah, yes. - I think, yeah, that's exactly the point. I think that that-- - Yeah, it just shows you difference in cultures a little bit. - I will tell you what, Colombia, I'm sorry, Ecuador versus, was it Mexico last week? I went down to Roosevelt Avenue, which is known to have the brothels in Queens and they were empty. So I had to, you know, pay the blow, a guy. - So, here it is. Okay, so starting off, call me Chairman. The way I put Zidong in her mouth, that is call me the Chairman. 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