The Venmo Scam! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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He used the word sell the other day that freaked me out. Yeah. Yeah. I've never had an app. Do you ever hear of Excel? Excel. Yeah. Like, Excel and something. No, Excel, spreadsheets. Yeah. Cells in Excel. Huh? Excel. Cell. Cell. What? What are you fucking with me? Well, what do you mean? I'm saying the words. You're like, he used the word sell. Sell like C-E-L. Yeah. Oh, I else. I'm back. Your adjectives over there. Hold on. Okay. I've never had a laptop. And then the phone got fucked up. And I had to go to the fucking. You ever see what Instagram looks like on a laptop? No, I can't say how. I saw that a couple weeks ago. Whoa. You fucking big mouth for you. It's all Instagram on the fucking desktop. Can't do shit on there. You can send messages. I'm sure you figured that out. Can't share enough. Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, they want you on a phone. Is that what they do? They want you on the phone? Yeah. Huh. Or mobile tablet. What? That tablet. You're all in your mouth. No. Not a mobile tablet. No wheels on it. Fucking pose up. I mean, you're six kinds of stupid. That's not nice. It's true. Sometimes it's true. Sometimes it's true. I wanted to get into something. I was a little, uh, we, we, I briefly ran this by you. I, you know, we didn't have a chance to debrief the sitch. But, uh, we were out there in La La land a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, that's right. And I found myself in quite a predicament of a guy of my caliber. Typically, isn't in. Huh. I had gone out. I had left the house. Yeah. I didn't have my wallet on me. I just had my phone. Oh, yeah. I wanted to know about this. Oh, you didn't hear about. Look. Okay. So Luke didn't hear about this. Right. Cause Luke wasn't there. Talk about, um, lunch. All right. And we just never, we never like you were just like, that's crazy. Um, I'm sitting next to the small strangler. Fucking freak. I leave the house. I'm just, I'm in what I slept in. Essentially, I slept in that t-shirt and a pair on these. I put a pair of shorts on. You got to come real correct to do this. Right. And I just wasn't correct. I think I had shoes on with no socks. I like left the house. Yeah, just but like, I didn't look. My best is in great. My best is this. But you don't look deranged. No, by no means deranged. But like, it was the t-shirt. Totally. Sure. I just wasn't my best version of my little sleep league. And I'm at a gas station. And I was on the phone with somebody. I was walking to the gas station. Hey phone. He's conferred court. No, I'm on the, I know I, this is what I really, I didn't feel like I was on the phone with somebody for like 15 minutes out front of the gas station. And now I just look like a gas station guy. You were trashin' me. I was. No, no, not trashin' we were discussing some of your behavior for sure. You were this person on the phone. Yeah, you know who it was. I assume it was your wife. It was not. Your brother. No. My brother. No, what? My dad. You got a phone to have. Maybe you make it to heaven, right? Oh, you say that. It was someone who just left the house. Oh, Mr. Chamberlain. Yeah. I gotta go. What was that? I always call him for a yes man when you need him. He called me. You're the only guy who lacks like a complete insane person. And he's like, oh, yeah, you need a yes man. If I can throw it on me is. I love you big guy. Yeah. Shut up and I can't change. So I'm on the phone. I'm out. I'm hanging out at a gas station for 15 minutes on a phone call. Right? And I go in. It's suspicious. I did, I just, I for sure looked like a guy hanging out. Which I would have to guess that phone call at times might have been slightly animated. Yes. Honestly, I wasn't that upset, but it was, yeah, I wasn't, you know, we weren't. There was a lot of. I looked like a fucking guy who you, I looked like you've ever seen episode of cops when they pull up and the guys up front of the gas station. Yeah. Who is it? It's him. It's clearly him. That guy's got no car. What the fuck are you doing? For sure. I'm just at the gas station. I'm on the phone. I go in. I want to make a purchase. I don't have. I also have as my phone, which I'm going to do apple pay and it said cash only. Right? So I go in. The inside of the store is this is as big as this table. Right? It's literally you walk in. There's one center stand, not even an aisle. Just a center stand, one refrigerator. I go around, there's a, I go, maybe I can tap to pay an ATM machine. Like, I don't know if they have those. I always, I mean, you said that. I thought that was genius. I wonder if they have that. I'm sure they do. This was one of those old ones that you've seen that says like cash bank at the top. You know what I mean? It's the old big gray plastic one. This thing's barely digital. And I would imagine this establishment doesn't have five star customer service. It does not. Okay. I'm talking about four inches of bulletproof glass. That's five star then you know, I'm just probably, I think the stuff was rated for a fucking AK dude. You guys, we're in a bad part of town. I look, yeah. So I get in there. There's a guy in a sweater vest. I believe going tour from church. Right? Sunday morning. Which I had just been to mass. Did not help. And I'm the crazy. So I get there, so then I go, this is a long shot, but the guy's getting a bunch of 20s out of the machine. And he clocks me clocking him. Of course. You're the ring. You guys. I'm like, you're just sitting here looking at like like it slices a turkey coming in. Well, you got to think of what he sees. He pulls up. I'm in the parking lot. Talk over by the dumpster. Like, you know what I mean? Gotta black him out in your hand. I told you, fat motherfucker. Yeah. So I don't think that he. So he sees that. He sees me for what I am on the true. Yeah. He's got like x-ray glasses. Be like, who is this guy? This guy belongs at a gas station hanging out. So I go, hey man, I lead. I lead. Now my idea is I got them. Oh my god. I got me, you know, I got digital currency. Right. That Indian guy's gay. I go. I'm right. So I go, hey man. Hold on. Has he completed his transaction? Or is the money still coming out? I would say the money. There's a lot of 20s. And now I look dude. I just. What's he doing? He's nervous that I'll be behind them first. What? What's he get 20s? I don't know. I think he needed. to take out because it was cash only. That the machine was down. So he needed cash and maybe he was getting gay. I don't know. I don't know what he was doing, but he had money. - Kinda working though. - Yeah, hiring by any chance. So I go, "Hey, you know, this sounds crazy." - Wait, right, stop, right, can't. - Listen, I've opened conversations with that. It usually ends right there. - Uh-huh. - It sounds crazy because it is crazy. - So what, all right, so then let's workshop this to come up with the best pitch. What I go, "Hey, man, I know this sounds crazy." They're not taking cash or it's cash only. As you know, we're in the same, you put yourself in the same problem with, you know what I mean? - We're your hands moving like that too. - Yeah, you just look crazy, say it. - Psycho. - This guy's not taking cash. - I'm on speaker phone though. - Do you know Foley? - He's crazy. - I'm not, my buddy's crazy. - You should get a loader. You think I look bad, you should get a loader, him. - What the fuck? - I stink, dude. (laughing) - You're funny if I walked in dressed in a nine. - I can't sit in these days, isn't it? - Get your hands open. - Henry, it's me, give me 20. Trying to get a pack of heaters. - Officer, I don't know this, man. - So I go, "Hey, man, I know it sounds great. I was, can I Venmo you for 20 bucks?" - First of all, you told me this. You got, that's gotta be, I'll give you 40 for 20. You gotta sweeten that. You're trying to come with a 50/50, no exchange rate deal? - You're nuts. - I see what you're saying, but hold on, I think, so let me just, I think the 40 sounds too scamming. That's like fucking, you know, that's, that's like my dog ate my homework. No one's buying it at. - That's as old as time. - If the guy was dressed like Kippy, I would say lead with that, but he seems like an upstanding citizen. You want to make this seem like a square deal. - Yeah, if he needed, he got only the 20s, got 100s to 20s in front of him. You don't need, that guy's flush with cash. - Nice sweater. - Yeah, what the fuck? So. - I just realized two afterwards. - There's a bad showing for the kid. - The shit in the middle of the parking lot? - Start sipping gas. - If you swallow it quick, it doesn't hurt ya. - So I asked him and he goes, and as I saw, I wasn't getting a yeah. I said, buddy, feel free, I know it sounds crazy. Feel free to say no. And he went 90, I went, dip, dip. - Feel free to say no. I'm not gonna hurt you. - Kill your family. - I'm not gonna hurt you, basically. I said, feel free to say no, because no, no, no, no, no. At that point, I'm okay. (imitates screaming) - But did you feel like you had made some connection as a human? Like, yeah, I would, I just can't do it. I was like, this guy's, he was nervous. - Yeah. - I had made this guy, because he didn't say real work. (imitates screaming) - Oh, I've been there, I hate that. - So I get it, I'm, you know, I essentially cornered him. I'm not real, but like in real life, I walked into a small vestibule and cornered the guy. - It's a punch in like Nesforatu when you told us. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Got a hat 'em. - That's where I got you right where I went, yeah. - So then I go, hey, no worries, and I leave. And then right. - That's cool to worry about it. - Right across the street, there was like another convenience store. So I went, okay. - So you sprinted over there. And now the guy sees me. So I, I get my stuff and I'm like, I'm crossing that big, I'm crossing like fair, I'm crossing like a big street. And the guy. - So he'd hold on, but in his head for a second, he saw you, it didn't work here. I'm gonna run across the event, but he else is in the ATM. - Uh-huh, and then at the whole, he's watching me. And then I'm crossing the street and he's at the light. And I see him looking at his boys in the car and they're giving me like the, don't make eye contact. - Wait, had you gotten your, your heaters over at the, or, yeah, over, yeah, and now I'm crossing, but I don't, it's not like I'm carrying a bag of groceries. - I would've got a soda or something to show. See, fuck face. - I got money. And I'm walking out and he's doing the, like the, like they had talked about me. - Sure. - Before they saw me again and he gave the don't, there's there he is, don't look at him. - Guy. - Welcome to my daily life. - Involved, yeah. - I empathize with you, my friend. - But what's, okay. I was jammed up due to circumstance. What is that pitch? - I don't, it's tough. - It's a hard pin. - 2026, bad neighborhood in LA. You're not getting it. What, what are you looking at? - No, I'm just scratching my face. - Break? - Yeah, I'm the freak. - Scratch my face and go, what, what is it? I'm the nervous one. - Yeah, that, I don't know, Luke. What would you, someone have to say to you, you're, you know, you've never been on the wrong side. You've never been down and out of nowhere. - There is nothing. You have and one shorts on, you're trying to scan me. - They far and I'd want short. It might have been a baby soon. They weren't good shorts. - They might have been, they might have been North Face shorts. - A little grease on your knuckles. - Yeah. - Are stealing carburetors all night? - Somebody, oh, a catalytic converter. - Somebody, somebody in his generation of his astute. They're not fucking getting involved with that at all. - Scamming so big right now too. - Okay, I know, but what's the scam to him? - I pay with someone else's credit card? - Yeah, someone. - Like if he goes through to his Venmo. - I, of course, they can, they can do that where it looks like it went through but didn't go through. - Now I was gonna go, if he was on the fence about it, I was gonna go also, sir. I'm a pretty prominent comedy, comedy and podcaster. I didn't, if he, if I could have got him over the edge, I would have pulled out. - You know Tim Dillon? - Are you Tim, no, I'm not Tim Dillon. - That would have helped. - It would have been like, dude, here's my Instagram page. - But 10,000? - 40,000. (laughing) - Not there. - As the guy in the sweater getting 20s out of the ATM. - What's that guy doing in a band part of town? - That's what I'm saying. - Give me a regular. Give me a guy from that part of town. - But I definitely don't wanna be a part of your world. - Sure, I get that. You stop and buy for gas and a sweet treat. And all of a sudden, I'm just gonna always be a dirt bag. I can't, I couldn't believe it. - I hold it together, but every couple of months, I break and it's just like, that's not that crazy to me. But I realize that's what a gas station guy says. - This is a setting. You do that in the burbs, something like that. Hey, I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't know if my dad, my dad might give you a 10. I just, they people are just their radars. So up, they don't realize how you're screwing them, but they know you are. - I get, I understand that. - Right. - What is 100% but isn't, don't I get suddenly away with cash only? Like, you gotta give me like, I pulled over it. We're in a digital currency world and you're operating in a cash only. Like, you gotta give me some sort of leeway there of like, right? - All right. - All right. - Maybe you're hanging out there all day. - I know. Maybe I realize it's cash only go, I can pull my scam here all day long. - Where's the guy behind the counter say? - Oh, he had bigger problems. He didn't, that didn't cross his radar. He also didn't set yourself up for success. - I did it. - I did it. - That dude, he's such a fucking rich kid. - You got it. You didn't practice the Dempsey 3D's to success. Dedication. - You gotta sing. - Determination. - Tell a joke. - Something. - And digital currency. Yeah, I don't know. What? Right in. Let me know. I know I misplayed that 100%. But I don't know how to play it. - He walked the fuck back to the house and get your wallet. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - Well, no, I just went to the next door. There was a couple of walks away. - Oh yeah, there you go. Yeah, keep it moving. - But I also didn't know that part of Tattie. 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Much of games has been NBA corner was H. Foley. Uh, all right. Let's see here. Now the Luke with traffic. The Luke would be the finance guy. I would be sell. I was the market doing Luke. Do you know what's top of your head? Saxe. It's pretty good right now. Big coins up. I know that much. A boy's back. How you doing? Wait till that number. Wait till that number comes in. I'm fucking putting in my walkin' papers. I don't know. Once that hits a thousand out. Should have showed that guy. My, my Coinbase account. Yeah. That can be all fabricated nowadays with AI. Sure it is. Um, all right. Let's see here. This one's from Johnny Clamp's great name. I don't know what it means, but great fucking name. I love it. Were you a fat? We're a family of this where like my brother's Dan, buddy's Danny. Yeah. Tom's would be Tommy. Joe's would be Joey's. Yes. Mike would be Mike easy. Like the younger Mike's would be Mikey. Yeah. I love that. I have a younger cousin Michael that we only call him. He's not a Mikey. Call him Michael. Uh-huh. Was his dad Mike? No. No. His dad was a lady. His dad is a different name. He's named after his grandfather. Who is a Mike? Okay. Because Michael, my, my cousin Michael is either Mikey or Michael. Yeah. But that was because it was on the phone. But there was two mics. Big Mike or big Mike. A little Mike. Big Mike. Big Mike. A little Mike. Big Mike. Anyhow. It's getting married. Can't wait for the wedding. Shut up Mikey. You better set up a fucking check. No, you're not going to get it. You don't think so. I don't think so. Mikey. What the fuck? You have met him four times. He loves me. I'm a goddamn half a celebrity over here. Don't go to the gas station to try to ask for money. That is you will be embarrassed. You got to be shit in me. Uh-huh. Where's it at? Is it down there? Yeah. No, it's easily somewhere. Is it? Uh-huh. Spring? I don't come up next year. I just got the saves of data. I don't know though. I see. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't get one. Not again. Maybe got switched up in the mail. Since I've changed dresses. One to the old's address. You never know. I'll put it a good word for you. You should send a gift re-regardless. What? I mean, you're, you're publicly begging to get invited to the wedding. At least you could do is get a gift. Ridiculous. Will that be hokey dip there? Probably. I think it might be. I might be a pretty clear see affair. Is that right? Probably not. I don't want to go. I think it's going to be at the boys club. Um, the girl, but, uh, Tarsdale Boys Club. Like the boys and girls club. Yeah. There's the boys club. The girls club. The ladies club. It's real, it's real fucking what they played. Oh, it's cool down. North Eastville is still stuck in 1972. I don't know if you ever been there, but they have like gyms and shit like that at the back. Yeah. She's like a rec center, but it was called the boys club. Is that where it's going to be? No. It's joking. There's a man's league on the other hand. On the other half of the fucking. She's just a curtain and a guy's playing shirts and skins. Ah, that's good stuff. All right, let's see here. Shout out to Johnny Johnny Clamps never have one red. You ever have a generational beef with someone? My dad used to fight the same guy David the local gas station multiple times a year for most of my childhood. Uh, that's God. I don't know. That's great though. That's smaller town. Shit. Or at least real neighborhood. Shit. That's not, you know, um, those guys love each other. Yeah, there's some cans like I can't quit you. I've never got about that. Okay, I'm sorry. I took away to see you. Yeah. Me? What? Are you talking to me? What? I help you. The fuck else am I talking to? God damn host to the show. No, thanks. Why? Why did I got promoted? Have you ever gotten to a fight with somebody that immediately, hey, like it just cleared the air? Huh? Not immediate. I don't think so. I have. Yeah, I get that. Here's you when you get your ASB snap up real quick. Hey, it fell of a fight. Fucking eyes out. Get off. Oh, did I remember that? I don't know. There's this fight down at the playground, right? You're going to meet in the by the playground. These two smaller kids were fighting. And it was like I'll meet you there right after school. So like we heard we fucking everybody squads up not just to go watch. Like we're not like two friends. Like two like, you know, of our bigger friend circle. Um, they go, they fucking square up one kid throws one punch and punches like, I guess the way he got him, like he got him like here, like right under the nose, like I'm like the right on the inside of the tooth when we'll put a big hole right there. And everybody's like, all right. That's like that is a represent that is unfixable damage. You just did it in one punch. That like, you know, you guys are boy dude. Everybody was just like what's he worth it down this book. It's over 300. Yeah, it was just like, all right, you boys are going to keep going to hit somebody's deductible. And he retainers are invisible and fly out calling the fight. Uh, I called you parents made sure all premiums have paid up. Uh, yeah, it was just one of those because like there was no like real hatred. It was just like some, some shit that was made up in school. Like, uh, someone says that whatever. And it was like, they didn't even see each other. What's causing trouble? Now, um, I remember the kid, I forget, I remember that somebody fabricating it. I went like, you just fucked it. Like he's forever going to have a fucking scar in his face because you got bored in social studies class and started to do when he sheds, he said she said bullshit. But I remember you hit a sig right after he's smoking a new port right after it was bubbling through the hole. And we had somebody had to cover with a t-shirt. You got to get your heater and have to get your ass kicked in front of the fucking. It was one punch that was one punch because then they weren't really mad at each other. And then we're all like, ah, we're all friends. Like, do you think it's swinging back? I don't think you wanted to at that point. He was done. I do say it is. It's just like opened up. And there was just, it was like squirting out blood and we're like, all right. And I ran to the loom hopped in the cops. I was never here to later. I'm a bitch. Hey, man, it's Taco Salad and my mom says I don't want to puke. Yeah, that was, I never got that. But like, I never, I never thought any, that would have to be a complete stranger. Where I go respect. We duped it out. Thank you for working with me. (laughs) I'm talking to the wall, I'm all fucked up. Hey, good king, great. Yeah, I did it a, I don't think it. I don't think so. Think maybe one of the times I fought my brother, mate, nah, I don't know about that. It was a chemical release. Yeah, after it. Where you, like, you just, you know, sometimes like makes him like boys. Yeah, there's like a, you know, there's a, a mono, e mono. I should hate the guy. That's what I'm saying. I've, I have to be cry-punch-and-peep. This one's from Abbyville, $10 beautiful girl here. Shout out to the beautiful girls. I typically do not need a freeze-pack slash block for my lunch bag. The only one I have was stalled out on the counter. Okay, so she needed one. Okay. She doesn't typically need one. She needed one this day. Right. They didn't have it. Right. You put one in there anyway. Where? You put the thing in there anyway. The warm one? The warm one. What are you talking about? No, you put, you always, even if you don't need it, you got a sandwich in the soda. How do you always put the cold pack in there? You'd go to lunch with a cold pack? Always. That's wild. Why? We never did that. You get lowers the core temperature, everything a little bit? That was dork shit to me. What'd you do? I had one and done it like third grade. There you go. Third even. I'm in high school. That's why you weren't getting any pussy. That's why this, dude, this kid, this nerd stopped in third grade. You're carrying a, you carried a lunch box in high school? I had like a fucking bag. I'd eat certain things, man. Yeah, everything. I'd eat certain things. I need my Doritos and you know. No, I had to have a, you know, the high caloric diets. Goddamn wrestler. I can only eat a couple of days a week. Uh-huh. Mom! He's staying. No, huh? Yeah, he's still. I had abs, I wanted stuff cool. Yeah. You know? I had that. He's so far you and I had the doctors that I had. I ain't seeing him a doctor. A nurse practitioner. Um, yeah, no, I didn't, I wouldn't, I didn't like bring, I didn't like come at home with stuff. I gotta fucking carry this around all day. My dad's the same way. Just never like, I don't like taking a bag with, I won't take a bag to the supermarket because it's like, that's not the way they go. I don't bring stuff home. I leave it, you know. I don't know. There was a lot of fights about that. About what? Not me leaving them everywhere. Yeah, that's just like, I just go like, I'll just buy a lunch. My parents would give me something, I'd be like, hey, what the fuck is wrong with you? All right. You guys read a newspaper recently. I think. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. It looks great. Thanks. I think. Fucking leave that somewhere. I never got fucking screened that. I left the banana in the bottom of my school bag. Maybe over summer, over like a long break, like, I think I got, I think I came home from school like the last day of summer and like through my school bag in the corner of the garage. Like see with that banana for later on. And it's just mosh banana and I think we had like every kind of bug all summer and we couldn't figure out what it was. And my mom never thought to check the bottom of my school like the school bag. Where was it? In the garage. And then typical me the day before, like, you know, it's 10 p.m. First before the first, she's like, you have your school bag? I'm like, yeah, whatever. It's in the garage. Just got got it. I went to put my fucking brand new trapper keeper in there for fourth grade, dude. And it was, oh my god. It was brutal. I remember. Oh god, dammit. I am ruined every just getting fucking screened that my pro I always, there would be a problem and I wouldn't address it. No. It got to tell me sooner so I can fix it, but you know, you fucking get this breaking my fucking balls lady. Yeah, I remember that night, yeah, I didn't have a school bag. I was the coolest kid that day, rolling to school with no school bag was the best is what now? I gotta hit that. I got a doctor to bring my bag later. I stopped doing books like halfway through my senior year, just ever real good, better. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like taking anything home. I would leave it at home if I knew I was going to need it the next also my parents would divorce. So there was always like a back in my math books at dad's house, my whatever, and sometimes a teacher like, you know, why don't you do your homework ago? I'm sorry. I left my bag at my dad's apartment, you know, okay, well, have you talked to the counselor? I haven't. Okay. The counselor. Yeah. I'll just give him some sob story. Oh. See, I got to get to see it's cash only and I don't have my fucking I walked out without my wallet. I'm just describing the scene from Mrs. Dowd fire, which my mom had a meme is. Mrs. Dowd fire, honey. Um, yeah. That's a tough one. But oh, so I'm sorry. The only one I had, she didn't have one thought out, yeah, sorry, please. I had to leave for work in a hurry. So I grabbed the frozen bagel in a ziplock bag that I would knew I was never going to eat. I didn't end up being followed out later and she ate the bagel that day. Wow. Oh, the very bagel that she was, I respect the move. That's not bad. Yeah. I, I, that it gives off that much coolness though. That's got a frozen. That's got a thought. Yeah, but there's no moisture in it. The moisture is what keeps like imagine like a frozen thing a fucking hamburger meat. That's hanging off for a while. A bagel by the time the air gets to look at it worked. Yeah. They can, they can swap you to jammed up for that ingenious. Yeah. There you go. Also, who doesn't want just a fucking bagel midway through the day? Yeah. A little afternoon. So she wanted them frozen lenders. That's all we had growing. I never toast them. I remember at one point they kept making them smaller and smaller and like the one side would be barely be touching as a bet. It would be like, it would be like that thick from the hole to the outer ring. Like what if I had the 15 of these fucking dead? Those weird little clamps on the end of them that didn't they didn't cut them all the way through yet. I peeled them apart. Yeah. I'm talking about that. How do you feel about the mini bagel? No. My mom gets involved in them every once in a while. Now? Yeah. She's 70s. Yeah. I'll swing her shit. I'll be at the house. She'll have a bunch of little mini bagels. So little bangers. But I don't get it. I get it for her. These older broads. They eat a little. They're not like fucking putting down. I have two little ones. Whatever. I get like, man, I got a little little kid for short, makes it a little easier, a little fun or whatever. She yells at me so much with the fucking English muffins. I'll just come in and crucify a whole sleeve. Uh-huh. Yeah, I can't have one that maybe don't have one at all. Oh, my dick head a little bit close up. Is there any shame in just crushing all your mom's back like you have to note see this goes back to you know you're going to get yelled at. You could easily Uber eats 15 packs of fucking Thomas's English muffins for you or for her. But you just crush hers and just go. You believe she's fucking bitching at me for fucking eating all her food. Now this old broads got a fucking, you got bad hit for something. You got bad something. She's got to go. We got cancer. Yeah. Got bad knees. Yeah. Yeah, go hobbled at a fucking whole food. I get it for. She's got other ones in the freezer. I don't leave her high and dry. Check the stash first. Mm-hmm head stash check her fucking sock to her make sure she got a fucking sweet bag in it. Oh God. All right. Let's see. No, there is no shame. Okay. Maybe that's my problem. I did. Yeah. But I have a lot of shame. Yeah. I think you do a lot of you do say you don't have shame, but you are I would argue one of the most shameful. You're so aware of all your things and it comes out as you know, you're like the gay guy who screams. Yeah. You're like one of those congressmen is like anti gay and then gets caught fucking blowing a guy if I can for Lee service center trying to close down Thomas is there something? He's going to trust me. He's earned an atrocity. Keep up coming. Secret stash. Oh. Oh God. All right. Let's see here. This is a pretty good one. This is from Trev dog. Great name. Trev dog. Yeah. You know anybody with dog in your name? My boy Ryan, my boy, my boy, Delly who diesel said he goes every time you mentioned him, you say my boy, Delly, like it's his full name. My boy, Delly, my boy, Delly, uh, it goes by at one point. He tried maybe going by ride dog. He tried. Well, we asked him what his street name was, meaning what street lives on. Huh? It's just like a stripper name. Yeah. And he said ride dog, meaning like his hood and like his street name. And we're like, first of all, don't call it your ride dog any hill, but you meant what your street name is what? I'm like, I don't want to give his street name out. The street he grew up on. Oh, we asked him what your street name was. Oh, yeah. And he's such a dirt bag. You mean he took it as his gang name, like what the cops don't know, I thought you meant like it when you, when you know like what your stripper name would be. That's what we were playing that game and we said, Hey, Rye, what street, what's your street name? Uh-huh. Instead of saying fucking Pine Runner, whatever, he said ride dog. We were like, we were like, 13 or like, no one calls you fucking ride dog. But that's what he wanted to be shot out of the shot out of Ryan and Scott's got's a big listener love you guys But yeah, but nobody with dog, I mean minus ride dog for a very short period Yeah, Bulldog a bulldog. That's a little too cool though. Can we shine? How would you say yeah, how would you say it in conversation about the bulldog? I got you call them Yeah, would you say hey bulldog? Hey be dog your dog. Yeah, he's fucking super upper body strength Mm-hmm, and he would just he was just able to like take a kid and just flip him over and it was like a move that he kind of invented on His own all that this cement mix That was a big move. Well, my brother wrestled Just cement put him in the cement mix. I guess you're flippling eternal. See if that's a move That's a move. That's a move. Maybe not back in the 50s when you are That's a move. Yeah, I didn't just make it up this cement mixer. Yeah, you call yourself a wrestler This came from a state championship. So put you in a cement mixer. Oh You were regionals not to be confused with the cow catcher with The heifer hoarder. That's what you were Yeah, strolling around the pasture What is this cement mixer? I think you would like I remember it was like you got them and you whopped them My neighbor used to how is this move? I was a finisher. He was really good The move is illegal as it locks on the neck We played dirty Maybe that's why you knew of it. I don't know what you're they banned it Wait, wait, wait, wait, you're did you get fucking ax? But I remember that You're the bulldog Okay, you get someone in like a neck hold over the top and then you flip over yeah, then you flip over a neck hold over I like how you put yourself there like you were gonna stand up me dude. Yeah Scumbags through bolts give you a fish. I remember my cousin Liam teaching me how to fight at a very young age fish hook Ah fish hook and I gouged Yeah, yeah from Kensington think you think it's we were the fucking suburban bullseys these kids were like I got just permanent Yeah, well, I don't know if you've been around the streets of Kensington, but those motherfuckers play for keeps But yeah, fish. I learned fish hook. I rarely ate this fucking and he did it is like this is how you do it Who want to know what I got these scars? Yeah, they don't they really you know, you probably I was such a pussy compared to those kids I remember I was thinking my head in between the sofa cushions He fucking fish hooked me. Mm-hmm fucking burn the ass down I can't be kidding me. We used to get ridiculed for being the only the only kids that lived in the suburbs Everybody else still lived in a city and they fucking you little bitches out to everybody show up and just get ridiculed Danny did not like it You got a bag of bread with you or else this is anything so many fights. It was crazy It's just so many like I just be watching you were fighting your cousins. No, there was none my age Danny and those guys are the closest to me So like one of them would hit me are like I would you know? The girls would fight too The girls would be quick to take there, you know the girl some of the girl I've always said the filly girls still go. Oh the they'll name a school and go all all those girls think they're tough More like you know girls in the mouth. They can't fight. I like well I don't think you guys should be bragging about how good you fight. There's something hot about those girls at the Italian school Big earrings Italian princess Put them in some mimics. They're how big guy beautiful girls But back to continue to talk to them What a nervous little fact kid. Yeah, that's some fucking some Guido would fucking a mustache and muscles and shit like that They're having an Irox Z. Mm-hmm. I'm getting dropped up on my uncle Mike. They're my cousin Tracy Fucking stink. Yeah, we didn't really have I guess like they did the those Catholic schools have been phased out by the time They were By the spicy. Yeah, now they were fights. It was flawless in there Couple of fucking ecto coolers Couple of mini bagels call it I need somewhere to put my ice pack If I come home without my ice pack my mom's gonna have my eyes I remember I wear a dorky a shit though. She's my mom. She'd be like yeah to put a nice sweater on me They're fucking pouring sweat fucking dudes in there with fucking tank tops looking all fly Breakdancing and shit. Mm-hmm. I mean, I'm like I fucking work in accounting Count all the calories you're eating God Let's see back to trevdose gosh, I don't have a dog Fucking hell of a tangent there Been here for a minute or two never have one red is it garbage to refer to an SUV as a truck That is it. It's a dirt bag thing my truck. You just say my car I get that it's not a car, but it is your vehicle you're we live in a row where your vehicle is defined as a car truck as a truck What do you mean what I get that it's a truck I understand that no, no, no, I'm saying issues You what I wouldn't say that for it. I might got my truck. That's like I try to look cool I would say even people with pickup trucks say which it's your pickup truck is still a car No, you say I said a truck. What do you got a when you got a truck? You say I got a truck I got the truck outside that's if you're moving something not like hey Can you run to the store and buy apples? Yeah, of course. I got the truck outside You wouldn't say that you would say as I come from a big pickup truck family. You're flexing You don't I don't think you need to say truck unless you need the truck that moment Hey, can you help me move my bed? Of course I got the truck outside Okay You would cuz you would say like you cuz you it's your car. It's your car. That's your vehicle You got a sweet you don't say hey. I got a new quote on my pickup truck insurance I got a new car insurance. Who's your car insurance? You got a sweet F250 upside One of those ones with the two double wheels in the back a doley Yeah, hemi whole nine yards Wait, I know I know where you're going. I'm saying truck. It's trashy though. Okay, but I get it But I feel you're flexing to say truck. I call my taco to truck. I got the truck. You see that's trash Hey, I'm he started with this with me begging for 20 bucks at an exon that sounds like an account I'm gonna try to sound cool. I'm a podcaster trying to sound cool Yeah, I don't uh, yeah, I mean, I'm not proud of it. I'm trying to sound cool for sure. I am a Huge loser cuz when you cuz you can't really put shit in there. That's a big miss Consent no, you're not putting fucking lumber and shit in there rip up the seats It's all covered in plastic dude. No, no, no, man, they're bitchin No, dude, you put all the fucking seats down and they have these like these rubber like true met like the covers everything I didn't have to do anything at all. They all hinge on each other. It's all like a bed liner now I'm not putting any lumber back there. I am putting strollers and Sure boxes and luggage, but I could if I wanted to put lumber in there. What about gravel put some gravel in there Oh, it have to be in a bag Truck also right in the back hose it out Yeah, no, I know you first though. You don't have a truck. I do Get the Jeep oh the jeeps the truck jeeps the truck. Yeah, no, but we had a truck a truck truck a real truck Listen, I think it is back to it is trashy. I think You're looking for validation. Oh someone went to therapy it today. I did Marl to Strip a lot Okay, yeah, you're yeah, you're looking for you want people to which I'm okay with But then that's what's leading why I thought you said you're a truck. Yeah, I got the title I can't put the fucking bed in there You don't tell them it's a truck if you need something moved Yes, I got the truck Yes, I'm in the truck But if they go, oh, yeah, you can fit my gravel you go It's port Authority vehicle. I can't be moving your gravel from house Yeah, speakers in there dickhead Gonna ruin the bows Yeah, so we have his bows and I don't think so I got that I have the most standard package JPL JBL's no they're expensive JBL's are Most of my I don't know what those are I mean I had pioneers put I put two six by nine open box I bought I bought open box six by nine's in a best box They were returned there's something like that put them in a back at aluminum boom boom who put them in I did how The speakers you they're not it wasn't like the subwoofer. It was just the speakers. They just pop right in Would you connect them to you just like we're setting up like fucking Speaker you put the blue wire to the red wire to the red wire to the black wire to the black thing like you remember How you would like push the thing open and put the little cable walk the little red wire there? Yeah, remember that Yeah, that's all also a 1995 Chevy Lumina was operating and it wasn't like there wasn't like ox cords and shit like that at the time You have to cut out the hole or do you like that and do nothing? Pop right in there Six by nine. So pioneers cost me a hundred and twenty nine bucks We got a money. He's safe for garlic. Not you know, I used to go to Dominic say it did like a garlic bread It was like a long cheesy stick. Remember how big garlic bread got crazy to garlic bread got so popular It was insane. Mm-hmm. How do you feel about having pizza? Same shit. No, it's not you know it and I know it fatty. It's not I you know Yeah, it's the same thing, but it's not the same thing Yeah, you know A little cup of dip and sauce I'm the judge during an executioner here. I determined that's some pies on behind the counter. You want to hear something sick? Nope Luke I Like a cold marinara for dip in my garlic bread What Fucking guy here, where is somebody hit me? I want all cameras over. No, give me give me the fly a little bit No shit. Yeah, call you need the juxtaposition sticks to it. I don't want a hot fucking thing and a hot stuff on a hot stuff It was quite a ranch ain't hot for the the blue cheese ain't hot when you get cold. Yeah, I want to win My wooden parents just go to this place then Vito's or something like that And they would give you they would give you this crazy awesome garlic bread They did it for like the first year they were open like stop doing it because they were probably blu-emberging money It was just crazy garlic bread my dad would order like six baskets I got a question. I went to a restaurant yesterday. I ordered a chicken parm shot at the parm the restaurant in New York General has to parmage on in general doing great things. They offered You can get the sandwich on their famous garlic bread. They can garlic bread the bread for you. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that What are your thoughts? Please really? Yeah? The more flavor the better I Don't like just plain bread in that situation That's how I'm gonna get a big an egg and cheese. I got the bread butter That's different though to me because you butter bread To me I want the chicken parm sandwich. I don't want a garlic bread version of the chicken parm sandwich You don't even that's just me. It's a little too much. Yeah, good idea. Okay. You didn't get it. No, I'm a fucking pure. I have I can't Not saying I might not try it next time, but I can't not try the straight up the first time that a place called parm No, I'm for the chicken parm. I can't not try it. How does that hold up what the rigs? Yeah, it was good. Yeah, it was good I was a little bit the place a little more casual. I what else you have Now that wasn't it We got a side of fries for the table mainly me, but I said for the day. I said he won't try again Well, don't for the table, but it was my order Did a C's split a C's for the table big crunchy croutons a lot of cheese That's it. I like a Caesar. That's it. I'm not doing appetizers or desserts. I got it tighten it up Hi, Pimmy man, pick that check up That one no, but I will respect it. I picked up every other one and then We asked for the check. I was with my mother Denise was in town. She goes I'll get it You and she this made me feel nice because she said it as the guy or the girl was breaking out the digital thing She goes you've paid for everything all weekend. Did it? That's all I need it. I feel not the truck out front All the gravel in bags that you need and made me feel nice good that she knew that I wasn't a loser which I am but And he has a they had me Sherbert Can you win scoopy Sherbert? Yeah, all right. Let's see here Let's see. Let's see. What else do I got this one's from crippled eagle 86 right kid 10 dollar homie here Haven't had one red before is it garbage who'd joy a cold drink while on the commode? I I don't think and we've gotten this question a lot eating whatever Drinky would be the most I could do when I'd still have to say no that's just me It's not my style. Yeah, but his gross is not listen. I'm disgusted. Hey He's telling the truth. I'm gross But out of something shuts off in my brain in those situations because I know what's in the air? Yeah, that's it's yeah cellular you listen and If you're doing fucking the big you know big boy dumps that air like the physical tension in the air changes Yeah, the temperature change, you know any storm roll high-pressure system like could slice it, but I'm like like that's everywhere Yeah, I just I don't know in what I don't know what I would be eating what I would have to be eating eating Yeah, drinking no I don't like heaters in there I have a to die the entire time I tried to do that as a kid my dad would always smoke on the toilet For like being there reading the paper cranking heaters any bathroom Mike Haltley, you know the kids bathroom downstairs. They're just It's just the world because there was just heaters everywhere at all times Inside where would he ask it? I think right between them or maybe and like I think in like that The or like to sink the the powder like to downstairs bathroom was like a small one. So it was like I think you get you flush it Yeah, yes, I had so many times I'd go in and I think he would just be ripping heaters like walking around and then just throw it in so many Times this is unlocking the memory. There was just a marble red butt floating in the thing that I would pee on and try to break up I try to open up by peeing on it my whole child. I probably even now. I mean I don't speak to the man But probably even now. Where'd you go Harvard? Yeah, but he would always did it so he left And I was like I gotta I like was dabble in and heaters probably 12 whatever as a kid dabble in and he left and you tried to replace that what Interesting. He left. What do you mean he left? He left me. No No, this was at his house. Oh, I went this is how grown-ups I go he does this all the time this heater's got to be sick You know what I mean? The one they talk about after sex I'm jerking off and then catching a heater I yeah, and I tried it. I was just like this is I Remember I was he was like I'm I'm leaving. He's like. I'm leaving the night at six and I went I had one heater and a fucking like an Altoids can or something like that that I was saving I stole from him and I said baby. Wait till he leaves This was the big night. I want to be fucking smoking and duke and and uh, hello. You holding a doo-doo in probably since noon or something I needed to Had that you better believe I go ahead. I stick. That's me. What are you doing tonight? You don't want to know And I immediately hated it. I didn't yeah, like I just wasn't for me at an early age. I don't get it I don't like combining all that stuff now Yeah, so drinking. I mean you'll even smoke in the pool or the hot tub. I like that. Yeah, I get you still too much You know, I can't not the best version of swimming and it's not the best heater to be you know I can't get you go to heater is on the beach. There's something with the moisture in the air I don't I don't like a heater on the beach and the wind and if you're drunk, then yeah But you gotta be I don't know. You feel bad about putting it out there and Flicking in a while what you don't need to I'm all I'm obviously off the eaters But I would go back in the day we walk off the beach There's everybody's kids and nieces and nephews, you know, you don't want to be the unless My cousin Dan and his family comes down and they're like a heavy he the heavy side of the heater family So come like the 1 p.m. We're already drunk just like it Having them right in a circle under the tent. What do you think I would stand on that on what walking in back to the thing and then coming back? No, you wouldn't once I get once I I go on the beach. You're on the beach and I go off the beach Uh-huh. I make that trek once like Normandy and go back sure, but it's also very nice of Me and Danny Ryan would do this a lot. Mm-hmm. We be it be on the beach social. I Bear bear bear bear bear bear and then You know you meet you make eyes go. Let's pop off. I think you can go trash whoever what I just you know Then you have your own little pal while then you go back and you get it and you go back, you know, it's a fun little Irish Catholic Sit you know you know when someone leaves the party like I can guys probably always something You know what I mean? You're doing that. I have the little wall too well. I'm Excuse me mate. No, no one's ever said I can't use trash me there day when I step that came in your now you're wrong That was that was purely about me It was about stink. What's the chime in it? Hey tell you about his little dick too. That was I was speaking purely about myself. Huh a hundred percent hand up Trust these rats. It's a problem. We think everybody's against it. It's crazy All right, let's see this one's from cm. Hanigan. What a name. See him hang it's like a repell like a writer something Yeah, see him. That's by cm. Hanigan his early work. Yes, see him and her or ever. Yeah, yes I would assume this has to be a guy you ever see blood on the bread after biting into a sandwich, dude. That is so fucking specific. It's crazy. Yes, and it's freaked me the fuck out. Now, I think I've had it both ways. I think I've had it from like, it's been a real, like a lip-sitch, and I think I've had a gum-sitch. (groans) From like a crunch, but like a real crunchy piece of pizza, or pizza or something like that, toast or something? Yes, it would be the chip, it would be a chip. A kettle-cooked chip. I think, like, when you got chapters as a kid, would you like bleed on the ins-- You don't want those for sure. No, but I'm just saying, say your lips are dry, and you gotta get up there, it's real tight. You gotta, maybe the bread's a couple days old, and you're toasted it, it's a little too sharp. A flake's a cuddle. I'll get it with a healing colesor too. Colesor. And then you go like that to bite it, and that splits. That's a little different. But yeah, that's a bit of a virus vibe. You gotta go in on there. A little bit of an infection. What do you think it's such bad chap lips that they cracked in blood? I mean, for not, like, I wasn't the kid with chap lips, but like, definitely, you know, from time to time, you know, yeah, you'd get, I'd get it, not even that, like, not, you know, if it gets too bad. I mean, also, we weren't like a chapstick. I wasn't like running around with chapstick or-- We were a blistics family, and shit would fucking burn. Yeah, yeah, for a little bit. I remember, like, we would go like snowboard, and it would be like, I put on your blistics, but like, never. We'd be sharing it and stuff, too. Like, we didn't fucking. I'm probably, you know, probably giving each other fucking cold sores. Did you ever see a chick put it on CarMax? Yeah, that was-- Yeah, that became-- that was stuff. I didn't know. I didn't-- I feel like I didn't learn that to college. Like, that was-- I don't know. There was another one. Boy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aqua four, something like that, maybe. I love Aqua four. Uh-huh, for the mood war. There you go. Yeah, that's good stuff. It's like Vaseline. Vaseline. You show them your fingers in your head. Kathy's hot today, boy. Let's say this was from Nate Schmidt, fake name, for sure. Nate Schmidt. What's up, boys? $10 homie. For a couple of years now, I never have one red. How you doing? Happy to get it across my desk. Oh, I love you, buddy. Saw you guys in Rochester. Shout out to you. Nice. Shout out to DeBella's Tuna Huggies. I don't know what that is. DeBella's Tuna Huggies? I think it was one of those-- we were making fun of those girls. And she's like, I work at DeBella's. DeBella's-- and we're like, what's good there? DeBella's Tuna Huggies in Rochester. It's delicious. Are you garbage if you load your grandfather's ashes into a shotgun shell and give him a three-gun salute? Listen. How do you even do that? You gotta make your own bullets there. Yeah, that's-- I think more people and more hillbillies. You know how to-- More country people. I think specifically shotgun shells are like easier in my loose understanding. Press them in. Yeah. You can press your own shotgun shell. They're like being-- I think that one is out of making bullets. That one's the most common, because it's like somewhat-- the shells, like you can just-- I've seen YouTube shorts on it, so I don't really know, but-- Ah, yes. It's not the America. That's the easiest one to repress. I don't-- yeah, I don't-- I don't think they're like crazy pressurized in as fucking-- as like a-- You know, a nine-mill or something. I'm sick of-- You make your own ammo? You make your own ammo? Do I make my own ammo? No, I don't. Put the Teflon tip on. Copiculous. Danny Glover, huh? He's a weapon three. Hey, guys. Key. Hey, guys. I didn't know what you were saying at first. I thought this was an illusion to the people, video, the available Patreon.com. No, that's what I thought you were doing. Fair enough. Did you see there's a video going around of a fat guy reloading his paintballs? Do you ever see that? They're upside down on his belly. He's got a bunch of canisters. And they're all upside down, and he opens it-- And every time he-- Everybody was tagging us. Every time he opens it, by the time he gets it there, it's all just tumped on the ground. That was the hardest part. Those things are slippery. Uh-huh. Brutal. I want to do it again. If we should film it again, I want to do-- I got to get my own mask. Yes. My tattoo vibe was fogged out. I'm a mouth breather. And I just fucking-- Yeah. If you don't know, you're a yeesh. He's getting hit up. Tactical gear. She got her own gear. Also, everybody said specifically as a team, but a little bit of you have some foul play. Oh, yeah. Of the arm out, arm hit. And then you would continue to shoot 42 more times. And they go, oh, I'm sorry about that. Oh, you mean-- Oh, that-- I go, I'm hit. And then you go, dude, it would just-- I'm also-- I think you-- I hate you. I think, Fair enough. I thought you didn't hear me. So I'm like, I'm hit. I hear you. And I hear you, dude. And now I have Luke's footage of you fucking watching-- I did that to everybody. Rubbing your fucking fat balls together. I got to make sure you're dead. I can't go walk them by. Have you jump up instead? Every movie ever. It's like the fucking everything. You did the same thing. Yeah, right. Because I would yell. I'd be like, I fucking out now. That's war, man. That's because I was making my own bull. We got to wrap it up. Yeah, that trash about the shotgun. Yes. But I respect it. Respect it. That's a-- Oh, way to go. Yeah, respectable honor-- honorarium. Memorium of a deceased-- obviously dirtbag as well. Shout it to your grandpa. Yes. Gang, we love you. See you next week. Peace.