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little little f***ing bags pigeons are size doesn't matter it's about the strong throats i've met some little things with strong things oh boy see you ever no right from the top run it everybody welcome back to the usual podcast episode two thirty seven we got co-host camp back in the studio run of a plus please hey i was good i like that peter parker top hall and best one out there shout out you know what we do oh i just had like wicked day java you've said that thing i think it's either it's your unoriginality or i'm going crazy in both of them are fair they're very both they're very both they're both very fair great start to we are back in the us of a we have finished the wiresk house tour official legs we have finished um nipples are hard we went to australia we did man boy did we we did in boy do we have stories got a lot of from the land down under from the crockies in a big out bossy wumsers from the wooly walks from the we got starbucks a slice of banana breads eleven dollars they're like you want something expensive we got it you know we got everything that's not worth the money we got casinos hall to play we got a casino you have to go through more security than on national board of customs yeah let me put it out there i a few fair warnings i do want to say australia i had a great time at the shows melvin you are one of the top shows in my opinion a crowd wise great fantastic absolutely great show way to end it we're going to talk about that more on our patreon exclusive that comes out every Wednesday on our patreon we're gonna have the whole crew here talking about it you're gonna go join that in the prime or royalty tier but i do want to talk about some stories that came from australia before we get into the rest of the episode talked to me i would hate that i would love this i would absolutely hate if you continue that sure get your stickers i can see you a friend that i yeah we i know yeah oh i learned about it that day yeah he'd be like probably do this watch the football i love you for you bro hey bro you're good we can watch whatever you want it's good yeah i was like no i want to see the kicker punter throw the interception touch now you go bro i swear to god netflix has the devil wears product and number two and the sequel anyway yeah i'm not sitting like that um so we had the the prior episodes the pre-recorded episodes i i discovered that our 17 18 hour flight didn't have wi-fi now that was a big point of the contention for me that's a point of hell for you you talk about a nightmare fuel that like nightmare blunt rotation for payton is just no wi-fi people sneezing around him long conversations like that is the easiest like i'm gonna have a terrible time ever that's for you i didn't even mean to talk about this because i forgot about it do you remember how much of a psychopath i was on the way to australia on that plane you were you were creeping me out physically like i was i was not enjoying your presence i was like i don't like this bro so we had an 18 hour flight to australia no wi-fi and now daddy spent a little money we had business class we had great seats the sea was great yeah very enjoyed we could lay down very enjoyable i want to win psycho god bless robby and derio they had great seats they got the whole road of themselves so i don't feel bad yeah if we if i had a whole road and a good two and derio almost died so he deserved to be able to hear like can i say that i don't know if he's gonna want to talk about that i don't think he'd let me just say there's been a lot of time on the plane laying down on the ground i don't think he wants okay sorry we don't all right but okay so talk about how much of it i was an absolute psychopath i was so anxious creepy like creepy dude i was so anxious about this 18 hour flight with no wi-fi i literally was trying to make it as easy as possible your first result he was like oh no wi-fi 18 hours i need to get face my god was your first his first thing he said i'm gonna get so far before i become the only way as a human being if i have to go into now without wi-fi is i don't want to be able to see it like he this man had like two shots at tequila a margarita in a in like a beer or two before we got into gate eight twelve what like before we even touched the airplane he was like oh i'm feeling good man where's my seat where's always the 17d all right like he was he was feeling good so before the plane i had a i don't i don't i think it was two shots at tequila i think a mark in that little lamp that was cool to the lamp oh god i had a mark in the the beer at dinner dude yes that's before he got on the plane before we touched the aircraft he had a margarita two shots in a beer and then as soon as we get on the plane when we say offer they go oh would you like some champagne he goes of course it's a it's a thanks man it's a champagne say yeah man thank it's a thanks bro oh it's my fault it's little losers okay you sure as no wi-fi on this bird no wi-fi on the rocket all right no problem hey can't what do you do it so oh so we sit down right oh my god we sit down and so i'm taking in the luxuries of the seat right i'm i mean i'm i'm absolutely drunk so i'm taking in the lecture like oh my god this is the clicky thing dude oh this is fantastic and so cam sitting next to me but we have like a aisle separating us and god not only back though we have an aisle separating us and so cam was trying to get comfortable right this is nighttime it's like midnight yeah we were boarding this plane at 11 p.m. and so cam was like trying to like get into nighttime mode he was so tired i'm tired as already i'm normally an hour into my sleep already i'm sitting here putting on compression socks and hitting over and lying market while i went for breakfast i'm ready to go to bed right now and so but i'm excited and you're on nights young bro nights young do they got the info tamister i was great selection nights young cam they say hey you want to drink your champagne you get on it you can give it to me you get your intake okay and so every 10 seconds i was like going over there i was like cam cam what do you watch it what do you want bro it was it was like a bad kid it genuinely was like a like an eight year old i'm like a really long road trip i already there yet can i keep turning they see up it's cold can you turn it off what are you doing you want to play i spy like this is in the first 20 minutes that we're we have not wheels are on ground we're not even we're not even taxi we're just sitting there and he's asking me 30 questions at 20 times how you want to watch him to be together and so and so we finally take off right now my whole thing was i went i wanted to delegate my time right i wanted to stay up for at least five hours to get on the time zone of australia then i'll fall asleep so instead of like watching a movie playing a game i swear to god i sat up for five hours straight dude but it'll stare at the wall And Cam looked over at me, you were taking it like a challenge, you were like this. You were like, you're beating somebody and then you would look at me like, bro, I'm raw dogging it. He said raw dogging this flight to time has nothing on me. He was just looking at nothing. It got to the point that he's going through our entertainment center, just scrolling through every, he's exhausting, every single option, every button. He finds a seat messenger. He starts messaging me if you can message like from seat to seat on your screen. So I'm sitting there watching a movie and it goes, "Kid?" Message from 17D. And I'm like, you're kidding. He's literally this far away from me. I could have been like this. What do you need? He's that far. He's like, "Hey, boo. How are you?" He's just like this. I was like, dude, you're creeping me out. You are creeping me out. And so we're like, we're like our three into this flight, right? And I still haven't touched the device. I'm like literally just staring at the wall. Cam's falling asleep, walking back up, falling asleep, walking back up. Now he falls asleep and dinner comes around. And so with my dinner, I had a red wine. Oh, yeah, he did. Oh, yeah. This is my seventh different type alcohol. Oh, and before the red wine, we each had a jack-and-go. So, yeah, he has beer, whiskey, champagne, tequila, wine in his system. I got the Infinity God lit up alcohol in my system right now. He's collecting stuff. Oh, my God. It's so calm. So I'm finishing this drink and the lovely flight attendant, man. He just ends up bringing me the bottle of wine. Cam looks over. It starts dying laughing because he came to the realization. I wake up and I come to the realization. It's like three or four a.m. now. First thought, it's a shame that you're still awake. It's a shame you're still awake. You're with not touching raw doggy. You haven't touched a single electronic outside of just scrolling through the screen. He's really like this. I see a bottle of wine and I wake, I literally wake up and I go like this. I don't even say a word. I just go, I'm looking at it, I'm taking it and I go, I take a drink of my water and I'm like, and it hits me. I haven't seen him take a sip of water, but he's had whiskey, wine, tequila, beer, champagne and not a drop of water. I'm like, this man is incredible, you're incredible. And then I fell asleep for nine hours and then you pat, no, you first off, the guy, the lovely flight attendant man, he goes, hey, if you all want to keep talking, we have a lounge up there. Yeah, I didn't know that. And I was like, what? That was like his next way of telling us to shut up. Yeah, pretty much. But we took it and I was like, I'm gonna go to bed and Pee was like, bro, you got to stay up, can't do it, come on, you have to stay up with me, bro. Come on, it'll be great. Let's go. It'll be awesome, man. Let's go to the lounge. Let's see what it's about. So we go to the lounge and I kid you not, I'm like, now I'm out of my slumber. I'm like, this, walk into the lounge, the guy, we, you talk about white glove service. Oh my gosh, we sit down in the lounge and it's really just like a couple of couches and stuff, but you're away from everyone else. So you can move freely and you can talk. And the guy walks up to Peyton, knowing that he's been drinking a lot and goes, sure, can I, you want another bottle of wine? Peyton goes, I probably shouldn't, man, it's pretty good, he goes, go ahead, they say to stay up as long as you can, right? Go ahead, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring the bottle, no glass, I have to give you glass. Peyton's like, yeah, of course. So the guy brings the bottle and then he brings two glasses and then Peyton goes, dude, you might as well, bro. You might as well. It's not Australia, I haven't touched a single electronic, it's 4am, come on, bro. We're going to sleep. I can't. It's so tired. He was about to fall, man. I've sit there, sipping wine like this, man, it was, it was a cry, literally, you literally looks, fuck, ill, dog, came out at one point, we were talking and stuff and, oh God, he's jeez past drugs. So he's getting his, he's getting his ooey gooey back, he's loving, he's like, man, that's awesome. Yeah, there's cheers. We go to sit and he stops, he goes, dude, you look ill, you look like you're going to throw up, are you okay? And I just go, I'm just, I'm tired, I was like, I want to go to bed. Probably you would be talking, I was falling asleep and he'd come and be talking to me, head which is coming, but his eyes would be open, I said, I'm fucking dead. So, my God, he's dead, he goes, yeah, bro, I, uh, this is how you encounter that, this is how you encounter that, oh, oh, my God, and then so we landed in Australia, it was a great flight, hour and a half in, I get called in, I mean, it is, it is, I have so much fun. Absolutely. I wonder like a fan, I mean, talk about racism, man, that plays a special, here we go. See, I think that, I think that word's got to be cut out from both, you just got to cut that one out from both versions, Patreon and this, I mean, I said it, I don't know, Patreon deserves, not the hard one. That's true. No, like, I mean, there is undeniable racism after, it's like, while we were in the sky, we went through like a portal, it was like, we went back a couple hundred years, but like, everything stayed the same, like, there's still game stops and Barnes and Nobles, but there's segregation. Oh, yeah, dude, it was, it was strange, and it's not all of you, it's not all of you. No, no, we, Australia. It's a majority, but it's not all of you. It's a great people. Yeah, we met some, we met some people, man, we also met a lot of other people. Oh, yeah. And it was, I mean, we ran field studies too, we tested, we did our due diligence. Oh, we got to the point. We were just literally boots on the ground, going like, hey, do y'all like black people? And we ran a test where I was like 25 feet in front of Peyton and Dariel, and I would walk past, so like, we're walking past people, and I'd be like, hey, man, how's it going? And they'd be like, yeah, all right, get on, yeah. And then they would go, and they'd be like, hey, man, they'd go, they'd just keep what it was insane. Yeah. They hated me. They hated me. But it was, it's a good time. It was. It was. It's a beautiful place. It really is. The architecture is fine. It is, it is cool. And so I know a lot of the lore of the podcast has been, you know, me thinking I could beat animals. Yeah. I've been killed on the internet for years saying, Peyton, you have the worst takes ever. You think you can beat a kangaroo in a fight? Well, we went to Australia. We did. And the man I am, I'm a competitor at heart, right? I'm primal. Very much so. So I was like, okay, you say I can't beat this thing. Let me go face to face with this animal that the whole internet thinks that I can't beat. So we go, we landed Sydney, Australia. Yep. What do they have in Sydney, Australia? They have a zoo. They have a zoo. And first of all, I want to put this out there. This whole conception of Australia being like the wildlife capital of the world, I've seen more bugs in my backyard. I had it in the city. Still. Like they're like, be careful of the drop spider, the draw bears, the spiders. It's all good. Yeah. It's like, this thing is going to fall out of the tree at each hour. Yeah. What? The only thing I saw was like this pigeon that had a long nose, like that's the worst thing I saw. Well, was this name again? It was like some chicken. It was like a, it was like a garbage chicken or something. Some, oh my God. That was annoying. Wow. But so we go to the zoo and their zoos don't have correct regulations, right? Yeah. They suck. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty stupid. But we walk in. We walk into the kangaroo place. Now normally in zoos in America, there's glass, it's like you can only see the animals through glass. You see them. You spectate. You take your picture. You keep the push. Now, we walk through this and we, there you go. Open this door and you're going to be with the kangaroos. Yeah. There's like, gosh inside. They said, don't bring dogs in here or babies and I go, what the f**k? No sharp glass or something. Yeah. There's the door. We're outside. And now there's gravel. There's outdoor elements. There's trees. There's dirt and f**k. And so I'm looking and there's like a two foot tall wooden fence and I go, well, what is that? It's for it. And I look to my left and behind that two foot tall wooden fence, there's kangaroos. Six of them. To be exact. I want to say this. I am tripling down. After going to Sydney, Australia, I am tripling down that I could be the kangaroo in a fight. Brother. So the smallest pee we f**ked animals I've ever seen. We were in the city. Can I be your voice of reason? We're in a zoo. We're in a zoo. They had the little young little stupid ones, a full grown, that f**k was named Beatrice and she was 14. What are you talking about? She was nice too. She smelled decent. She was weird. She was like, I can't perfume on her. Yeah. Anyway, but they're the small ones. You're not beating an outback. We didn't go to the outback. We didn't go for good reason too. I've been an outback. Take us. Blue and onions. We've, if we were to wait hours into their continent, that's where you have a big, that's unfair. Big roots. Okay. So you're saying they're anomaly of kangaroos. That's unfair to put me again. That's, I'm not the big show. I'm not Randy Orden. You're not. I'm Peyton Horton. So that's a fair matchup. Me in this average. I'm an average man. Put me with an average kangaroo. I'm beating it 10 times out of 10. That's not an average kangaroo. Yes, it was. You fighting like an eight-year-old. That's the equivalent of that. No. Yes. In terms of size, everything. The full was big. There were still big animals, bro. And, and the lady that was their handler said. Yeah, I have to be careful sometimes because they buck at me. Yeah, but she has to be careful and not me. Exactly. kangaroos are small in person. It's all propaganda. Oh my god. Those are the city rules. Those aren't the real ones. A city Root you'd absolutely destroy the average kangaroo the average kangaroo I can beat. I don't think that's the average one. The average one's in the wild. No, the average. No, the big red. What are they called the red tail? Shoes ones. Those are the massive ones that no, by the way, by the way, I want to say this and start all the animal and capture people. Don't know if those are real. I've never met a person who's actually shook hands with one of those big kangaroos. We've seen them on video. I also saw I saw Obama doing the hop out the 16 passenger. This is defying. No, this is not a challenge a big one. I saw I saw Obama do that. Now let's make it real. That's so true. I think that kangaroos are big kangaroo propaganda out here. Like the average kangaroo I could beat. Yes or no? No. Cam, you're tripping. The little anybody one, the children one. You can beat the children one. No, take it off of the children. If you consider what we saw in average kangaroo, which in my heart of heart, I do not believe is an average kangaroo. But if you consider that an average kangaroo, absolutely. Thank you. You can beat one. Thank you. Until a person right now can bring a red kangaroo or whatever it's called, the ones that go. If you tell one of y'all can bring one of those mobs on a leash to me. I don't believe it. What the fuck was that? That's what they do. They do not click. Bro, if that's an average one, the one we saw in Sydney, then yeah, we're stopping those things. 100%. That was your Sydney experience. Oh, Sydney was. Where? How's your Australian experience? Australia was fun. It was fun. Sydney was fun. Melbourne was fun. Melbourne school. We immediately got told that we like sound like criminally weird by saying melbourne and stuff. It's like, yeah, we didn't spell it different. Yeah, I'm not going to change how you spelled something, how we talked. That's that American pride right there, boy. I put it on the way back. Our flight back. Our flight back from Australia. Our flight back. You remember how when we landed? So pretty much the whole time we were on Australia. I had like nuclear poots. I had some very demoralizing toots coming out. You came in Australia farted like he was being like he was trying to do a terrorism plot. Like he was literally like clearing out buildings. It was I don't know what I guess it was the long travel. It was horrible. So so what happened? I had I still had the nuclear toots coming out behind me on the way back. So the whole time and I you smelled a couple out there would be silent. I just go, yeah, you're boyfriend out that one. Yeah, and you turned up. I won't forget that one. It's like an hour into the flight. You literally like this. You said you're watching right here and you went, he said to it. I was like, you know, bro. So I I was farting the whole time. We slept good. We slept decent. I was farting the whole time when we got off. I farted so much. We got off the plane. I was chasing. And your butt cheek. Oh, everywhere. Really? It was that bad of gas. Wow. And I was chasing and it took it took some medical attention when I got home. I took everything off and said, wow. You put on some weight, man. I put gold bond. I put good old gold bond right under the age of 64 putting on gold bond. It's crazy, brother. I love to be said, oh, I love Ron James. But I love to be said, oh, I put that gold bond on right there. You want to see it one more time. I said, oh, babe, I was farting a lot. It's just so crazy. I've seen I do that. I've gone, wow. And I see you do it. And I almost throw up. I can give you a wild performance. You haven't seen me in a thug. I'll give you the shake that dude. Can you get the strip head? And then you hit that drop. And you can't give you that one figure. I'll give you a wow, but after doing that, it was immediately like day java. Okay. That's so rave a moment. I went how much butt play do you get? No, not what I went back in time to when I was a young kid. Oh god. What's that? This episode is brought to you by I restore now. If you're looking hair and skin has been on your mind. This is your sign to stop putting it off. I know you've been waiting for a signal or sign. This is the signal and the sign. I restore makes it easy to bring clinically backed red light therapy into your routine at home. There's no appointments, no complicated steps. Just devices designed to fit into real life. Let me tell you about what's going on in my life. 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But you should know podcast. No, a chafing story. Can I tell you about a chafing story? I randomly, I haven't remembered this in years. Okay. So I was like eight. I went to six flags with my mom and dad. It was some random weekend. And for whatever reason, they didn't tell me no. When the second we walked into the team park, I said, I want to get on Aquaman. It's like 9 a.m. What's Aquaman? Is it like a water ride? Yeah, like a big, it's just a regular coaster. It's like a little boat thing. You hit the water. You get soaked. That's amusement park 101. You never start off with a wet ride. You do the water right at the end. You always water at the end. Where at the end? And I feel like you didn't. Oh, I did it at 9 a.m. Shark. Oh my God. I said, Aquaman, Aquaman ran up there soaking wet, having the time of my life. Here comes a little games run away my car, a little fun. Okay, all of a sudden, big fat kid. I'm like, oh, wow. My papa, it hurts. He takes me to the bathroom. He's like, ah, it's not looking the best. We'll be good. We already bought the ticket. I'm like, okay. So we keep walking. How are you? Ouch. I'm chafing. The whole day goes by. It's probably let's say two o'clock, three o'clock. It's time to go home. Pain. I was chafing. So bad that I literally started crying out loud. I was like, I said, why? Chafy right here. My mom takes me in term. All white Ford Explorer strips me but naked. Raps me in an Adelaide jacket and I wrote home but it's naked in her Ford Explorer because I couldn't put clothes back on because it was that raw and I get out of the car at my house. But I walk inside like this. Oh God, it hurt. But that was like the worst chafing of my life. It just hitting that. It reminded me of it. I had to share it with you. I never do that. I got a butt naked drove about 50 minutes in a Ford Explorer in the fetal position of the back seat like this butt naked. I could say, I've never chafed. I've never chafed. First of all, what's an Adelaide jacket? That's melanin. What? What's an Adelaide jacket? No, Adelaide. What's used to work? No, it was just a specific detail. You know my brain. But you wrapped me in an Adelaide jacket. I think you're putting your parents on a glass of child abuse. No, it was all me. It was all me. They were good parents. I wanted to ride that ride. We did not get to go to six legs often. I just didn't have the weirth hall to understand. Do the water at the end. Yeah. And then you get home. So yeah, it was a bad shape. I've word. I wrote that naked in my car a lot. But that's just because like what? I've wrote naked in my car a lot. Now when you're saying you're saying you've wrote naked in your car. Yeah, that's a big difference than me writing naked in my mom's car when I was eight. Yeah, you've been naked in your car. One time I had to pee so bad. I took my pants off while I was driving home from Austin, Texas. And but I was my car super tinted like and you can't see. I have a truck. So you got you can't look down into my car. So it's like and I'm small enough at that point. The wind's hitting it. Like it's not a big old at that point. Can I be honest? Yeah. I've done the same thing. I got you. Oh, no, my mom's really bad. Really? No, my mom's really. You had a low car. No, my mom is bad. No tip. Oh, I had no tip. Fish bowl. Rhonda. I'm coming back from market. I mean, I'm fully grown. I'm grown. Yeah. I'm driving back. Mark's on text like five hours. I have to piss back. Yeah. I grabbed that gatorade bottle. I'd plug it. I start peeing. That bottle fills up like that. And I still got about half my stream. I go, oh my god. So now I'm going 75 miles an hour down I-40. There's no hand on the wheel. One hole in the gatorade. One's gripping my Johnson like a vice grip. So no piss comes out. I find the cap, I went, I said in the couple, they said, and I'm looking around. I found a Doritos bag. And I say, I'm semi-sum swerving, and I was like, it was an insane moment. I almost lost my life due to urine. It was insane, bro. Thinking of you pissing in a gatorade bottle while you're driving? Terrible sight. I know you're a little cashew just slipped out at it. Because it's you couldn't feel that at all. No, I mean, there's plenty of space. Like me, I have to put, when I do, I got to put petroleum jelly on the outside. And it's like one of the eights, like that on a gatorade bottle. It's like a silencer on a gatorade. Yeah, but speaking of cars, whenever we came back from Australia, did you feel weird driving again? Oh my, I genuinely did. That's crazy. Because everything over there was the opposite side of the road, the steering wheels were on the other side. Not even the, I mean, the siding for sure, but my literal mechanics of driving, just for not driving for like 10 days, and then coming back to it, and then, yeah, like you said, being on the left over there didn't help. I literally felt like I'd never drove before. Yeah. And so I was having a thought, right, and this is dangerous of me, but so traveling the world, I get to see different perspectives of things. Let me do. Isn't it so crazy that in America, right, our steering wheel is on the left side of the car, right? Yes. And overseas, their steering wheel is on the right side of the car. Yeah. That means it doesn't matter where the steering wheel is, correct. But I think both of those are stupid. Oh, if you don't know, oh, no, literally, it makes no sense, oh, no, it makes no sense that steering wheels aren't in the middle of the car. It's not a, it's, it's so dumb. That is so dumb. Why are the **** and now that I think that way, it is impossible for me to drive. I feel so catty-wampus. Oh, pain. Oh, dude, that can't, it's not that it shouldn't be, it's, that it's, it's stupid. What's bottlenecking everything? If you put a seat right in the middle, you cannot have a full seat to the right and to the left. Yes, you can. You can fit more passengers. You can be sitting here. There could be a passenger on your right and there could be a passenger on your left. It opens up the car. If I'm sitting here, if I'm sitting here, there could be a person right here and a person right here. The pedals are in the middle. I can see everything better. You immediately, instead of having nothing blocking right here, you have a human being. So there goes looking out one window. And now, instead of having plenty of space where you can see through the car, if there is someone in your passenger or check your back like that, there's another human being touching you. That's so stupid. You're, that's so dumb. Can the vision for driving you immediately gets decreased? No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. There's a passenger on my right right now that I can still see right out of my right with, in their space. No need to haul her. Let's spit plenty of the dollar, there's space. If I'm sitting, if I'm like, yes, let's do it. Let's do it. You're, first of all, you're not on top of me, dog. We sure, okay, look at this. We sure would be that what come, look at this, what, sit in the middle, what card do you know is this wide, this wide, these three seats, my truck is not this wide. Yes, it is. Oh, dude. My truck. Oh, dude. It'd be like this. Why are you so close to me? Because you're in the middle, there's not supposed to be three seats in the middle. Well, you hold the, hold the side. This is, this would be where I am. Okay. And this would, where I'd be. Okay. Boom. And I need to take a, I need to look to the right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I'm dry. Would you say? Would you say? Right here. Yeah, someone right there. K-roves right there. That would not, think. Okay. Okay. Level with me. Reason with me. You ready? Yes. Okay. Have you ever seen the trucks that have the middle console that fold up to a seat? I wasn't listening. What did you say? Oh, my God. Have you ever seen the trucks that, like, the, the, the douleys and. They have the middle console that folds up and it's a seat. Yes. Okay. Called right. Yeah. Exactly. Perfect. Right. Now, do you see how that seat is significantly smaller? Like, it is quite literally so much smaller. It's really designed for kids. That's fine. But it's smaller. That's the only way a third seat in the front row of the car would work with all the other sh*t, the dash, the glove box, the middle console. Okay. Where's your middle console? You don't need a middle console. You have two, you have two glove departments. You have two glove departments. Excuse me. Can you grab me some gum out of there? You got, you got so much room to work with and, Cam, you're thinking, first of all, regards of passengers driving middle is so much more safe. Even if there was no passengers, if it was just one person, if it's one person, it works. It makes the most sense. If it's one person, one seat in the front, you're absolutely perfect. Or the other way, because obviously there'd be a new construction of car. Your mind is still in the 80s, brother, we're in 2020, 30. So basically, if you're in the middle, right, the passengers in front would be caddy wampus. They would be back a little bit, so you have Cypriot for a vision. It's like a f*cking trapezoid. Yes, it would be built like a, the inside would be like a diamond. It'd be like a star destroyer. We're driving, we're driving diamonds on the street. Yes, it'll be sick. You could fit more passengers. The road would be safer, because everybody could see, first of all, right now, I've got to crick in my neck. Yeah, you do. Whenever I have to look out of my blind spot, I've got to do a full 180 right here. How would that change if you're sitting in the middle? Peripheral. If you're in the middle, you have peripheral, like right now, I, I can see this door. I can see everything going on right there. Okay, do me a favor, do me a favor, scoot over to the right. Did the f*cking door disappear or is it still there? I don't get it. Oh, get it. What do you mean you don't get it? You're not, you're still, you're in the same, you're in the same lane, same plane. You're just scooting to the right. How can you argue peripheral? There's windows. I don't get it. Does your car, does your car have brick walls up now? Or do you have windows right now? I have windows right now. Everything. I don't understand. I do hear that. Hey, weenie, hug, juniors. Manager. Yeah. First of all, I'm the manager. Brother, you're arguing for peripheral would be more safe. That's how you say peripheral. It's peripheral. It's peripheral. It's peripheral. Yeah, but you didn't say that. You didn't say that, you said peripheral. You didn't say that. You said peripheral. No, I had that stuff to make fun of you. You think people actually wrote it down with fuzz and fur? Never. You make fun of my element, man. So what were you saying? What were you saying? You just said, it's more safe because I now, I now obtain peripheral. Yes. And I can have more coverage for blind spots. I have the same right now. No. You have more space because you have more view. If you're in the right now, you're cheated to the left. So it is harder to see out of the left blind spot. It's easier to see out of the right blind spot. That's how dimensions work. That's how space works. If you're in the middle, it's an even distribution. Even distribution. Sure. Manager. Your peripheral? Yes. Think about drawing a straight line. Yes. Okay. I can still see it. I can still see it. This does not change if you just shift right or shift left. Yes, it does. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I want my children, I love y'all. I'm going to die, y'all. Because of this. No, no. No, it does. So say, I'm idiotic. Because if there's a wall right here, listen, listen, just shut your f---. Listen, if there's a wall right here, say, IE, a door, if you get closer to it, your peripheral is more blocked this way, more open this way. So if I were to move this way, guess what, I have more peripheral now this way, if you're evenly distributed, you have more view. If you're cheated to one side, you have less view, that's just basic mathematics. That's not basic mathematics, because your peripheral is a straight line, right? Now, your little door thing might work in a hallway, but you're in a car that has windows, the same windows you possess right now, not in your 2020, '30, okay? I want to end the comments, what will you think is going to happen? Oh, my God, pride's a devil. Oh, this is hurting me. This is hurting me. What? What? You're genuinely not understanding what I'm saying. No, no. Damn it. 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If she's in the car, she's going to complain and chip out my driving. Dude, oh, oh my God. You know what I love about this? You know what I love about this podcast is turned into like a, like a, like a men's venting session where you're talking about women because they don't want you. Are we about to do it? Let's do it. Let's do it. We got needy miss. Okay, but I don't want to do like pet music. You like, let's do like cringy stuff, girlfriends do. I'll put girlfriends, but you have a wife, but majority of people don't have wives, cool. Okay. (laughing) Okay, cringy, oh. Cringy things, girlfriends do. Perfect. Okay. You got to start, you got to start. I think this is a universal thing that girlfriends do that is cringy. Okay. I think every girlfriend does it. And all the boys are going to be like, holy shit. Oh God. I think it is so cringy when girlfriends tell you that you can sing. I think every girlfriend tells their boyfriend that they can sing. I want to make it all ready if I can sing. I'm podcasting because I can't sing. I tried to try to sing for 28 years. You fucking liar. I can't sing. Oh my God, she says it for my family. No, she, same, same, same. Same, she says it for my family too. She says it for my family too. So baby, she says it for my friends. Oh my God, I'll show you my friends. My friends are going to spit on me. If you keep tanging this out loud, stop saying it. Like all girlfriends swear that their boyfriend can sing. Oh my God, dude, no, you just like us. We can't sing. Dude, I was singing the Jessie McCartney, Justin Bieber. I was singing like a song is like in the car. And then Sarah literally turned down to the music. And she goes, babe, like you really have a good voice. Uh-uh, dude, I almost kicked her out of the fucking car on the highway. I'm like, I'm like, seriously, live, just listen to me for once. Shut the fuck up, I can't sing. I can't sing. Are you there? I can't sing. No, I can't do it. My family came over. My family came over this weekend. And Sarah was with them. And then like music got brought up because we were watching that A.G.T. or something. And then Sarah was like, Peyton, if podcasting never worked out, I think you could have won this show. Oh, I was like, dude, you're going to sleep outdoors. I can't. Hey, shit. Oh my God. Oh, it's so fair. Okay. That's such a good one. I think, boys, if your girl does that put in the comments right now. Okay, another one. Oh, again, this has to be universal. This has to be said by every girl ever. I know it's not my queen. It's not just her. It's every woman ever. Okay. You can be. And you ask me, who's prettier, me or her or who's got, who's, who's got the better body, me or her? No, I've never been asked that. What? I've never been asked that. Oh, God. Oh, God. Now, granted, it's tailed off, but dude, it's a loose loop. I've never been asked. You don't want to ask me out. I'll be honest. I don't want to ask me that. Or the age old. I go, you see that? Who can, you're joking. You're kidding. No. No, the age old, like does this look good on me? Okay, that one. Okay. I should have started with that. Does this look good on me? I am, I'm always going to say yes. Oh, I won't. There's that. You're a better man than me. There's zero upside. If I say no. Zero. That is a cringy thing because it does lead you for, for, for failure. It does lead you for failure. There's, there's, there's a, there's a no win policy. Oh, there is a win policy. I know how to play a game and knowing you're not going to win. There is a win policy. I, I've mastered it. Oh, I'm about to give all the voice for you right now. You know what to do. Okay, your girl comes up to you, babe. Yeah. My answer, when it obviously doesn't, my answer is, babe, literally on any other human in the world, that would be horrible. You make it work. That's fired. That you know what? Live with say that. Live that you believe. Say, uh, does this look good on me? Babe. Literally any other human in the world? No. You make it work. Live with that. Like this. Such a coward. She didn't go bullsh*t. You know how many guys are going to be sent this TikTok just for that line. They're going to be hit like a hundred percent. It is the age old, look, if I say yet, if I say yes with, that's, that's the thing. And it hurts my heart to tell you this, women, but here's some more truth, bombs. Tell me if I'm lying. Don't go, God. Kind of what PJ said. Cameron, take it. If you take your time to elaborate it, the sentiment is true, but we're doing that to like, I guess make it stick at home for you. What do you mean? I don't get it with that. If she goes, this is a little good on me and I go, yep, the, the, the way too quick, she knows like that. What does it look good? Yes. Then now it's fine. I go, yes. Did you need to look at it? Are you sure you said it's so quick? Wherever. If I go, baby, looks really good. Oh, I love the way that strap. I don't care about that strap. I run a tight ship. I don't care. I don't care about the zipper. I don't care about the little. No follow ups. I don't care. I just go. Yes, it does. Oh, it looks great. And if I'm like, oh, babe, the double curtsy spaghetti strap over the shoulder, really good. Oh, at that point, there's going to be questions asked. Yeah. At that point. I mean, one time I got in trouble because because the girls asked me, what nail should I get? And I laid out like an eight word answer, like you should get a French tip acrylic with like with coat. I don't remember it anymore. I'm out of the game. Don't even shape it like coffin. Yeah. I did all that room pissed off. Don't ask me. Again. Do not ask me. That's true. But that is a strict policy in my life. It's like, if you ask me something, I'm going to answer it. Yeah. Now, if you want to be lied to, tell me to lie to you, I'll lie to you. I'm like, do I look fat and ugly in this? You go, oh, yeah, I go, you shouldn't even have to ask that. I grab a mirror. I go, you tell me. I go, I don't know. What do you think? I go. Okay. Last thing for me, cringy. A cringy thing for me. And I think it's a universal thing that a lot of men have to go through. And I think they've talked about it before. Another cringy thing for me is when we're out at a restaurant and my order comes in wrong, I hate when a girl is like immediately has to come to my defense and has to go talk to the waiter. I don't want my order fixed. I do not want my order fixed. Like, I'll be like, aw, they gave me pickles. I didn't ask for pickles. It's okay though. No, it's not. Oh, God. I don't like that. Excuse me. Excuse me. Everybody's turned down. I'm sorry. I could take the pickles off, man. I could take the pickles. I was just confiding in you. You don't have to fix it, Batman. Bruce Wayne, chill out. I hate that. I'm not confrontational. You know, I go to bat for my people. You know, I will be the, hey, man. If it's a pickle or something, I'm very much on the man logical side. Oh, we can just remove it. Okay. Now, if it's like in a sauce, they can't be extracted. Like, it's say it's a whole dish and there's like a complete teziki sauce. You want a no sauce? It's like, okay. Now I gotta be like, hey, we said in a, like, oh, we might be, a man said no sauce. His whole thing is doused and dezyky. Wait, wait, wait. We're going to about to move on to a whole another topic right now. We're about to move on to a whole another topic. What? I strongly disagree with you. What? One thing under any circumstances, unless that food's going to make you sick, that you should return food back to the kitchen. Oh, you're incredibly wrong. I think at any point, I like, at some point, you have to just be okay with something being wrong. Okay. That's fine. Let's say you get online, you order a shirt, you order a 2xL. It's different. It's different. Do not take anything outside. How is that different? Let's keep it on food. I'm talking about restaurants and restaurants. Only time this applies to me. Okay. Okay. Let's say you order a hot dog and they bring you a grilled cheese. Do you eat that and accept it? Okay. That's not what you ordered, right? That's one time. That's not what you ordered. I've ordered a guy, Wagyu steak and they brought me back mashed potatoes in a taziki salad. Yeah. I don't even know if that's a real thing. It'd be a Greek salad. That was a Greek salad. They brought me back a Greek salad and some mashed potatoes and guess what I did, ate salad and mush instead of a Wagyu steak. I will never return something back. And that you might be missing some vertebrae because you got me f***ed up. Get it alone. I'm not even going to- That's different though. That's different though. If that receipt came out and you paid for a Wagyu steak, you're a spy in this- There's no way. Okay. If they bring me that, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to keep it there but I'm not going to raise hell. I will wait. However long it takes for that waiter to come back to check on our table. And I'll be like, hey, by the way, this is fine. I will eat that. I will eat the worst. My meat. But I didn't order this. It's okay if y'all forgot. I'll just go ahead and deal with that. That's what I'm saying, but that's not returning it. You're talking about, I didn't order this, take it back, give me my food. No, because that's typically what they do. 'Cause I don't want you to, again, if it's something that can be removed, right hand to everything I love, I will just remove it. That's not true. Yes it is. If it's something that can be removed, I will remove it. If you give me something that I did not order, or it cannot be removed, something tossed in a certain sauce, I'm like that. Bro, that's not what I ordered. I think it needs me being a care, this is not me being a, I'm better, I'm about to pay money for this, and that's not what I asked for. I think under any circumstance, returning food is wrong unless it's gonna make you sick. That it's not wrong. It is wrong. How is it, okay. Because there's no point. The point is to get what you paid for. Now, you're saying to not take it to anything else, but it applies to anything. What do you mean get what you paid for? I'm sorry, you're paying your money. You're taking it to the extreme of it's the whole wrong dish. I'm talking about people will be like, oh, there's sauce on it, that's wrong. Or the, like, you know what I mean? What if they, but what if they don't, okay. If you don't like the sauce, why do you go out? Why do you go out to Dine? To be seen. (laughing) I go, oh, come on, don't come and take a picture with me. Well, I know what I'm eating, oh, sure. No, I super hated one of these drop-lives for the diamonds or bussets. Oh, don't, I don't wanna be seen in my camouflage cyber truck. (clapping) (laughing) No. Oh, I didn't get a fresh cut today. (laughing) That's, oh, there it is. I'm talking about the average person. Any person. Who's that big guy with a big camera behind him? (laughing) Don't come up to me with this big flashlight camera behind me. I don't wanna be stalked, too. (laughing) Don't bother me. Oh, that's so funny. But I go out to enjoy an experience. Thank you. To enjoy an experience. Now, is it fair if I give you some direct correlations of other experiences that would fit the same standard? Okay. Okay. If you go to a movie and you buy a ticket to see Jaws and you sit down and twilight, is that what you paid for? Is that your experience? You're taking it to the extreme. I hate it. I don't wanna go experience here. I wanna talk about more of them. Holy fuck. I just asked you. I said, can I do some saying that they're very similar? Different experience. You said, okay. And I do one and it's now. When you say that's very similar, it's not. That's the extreme. But you're paying something. You're going out for an experience in a time. Now, I'm just talking about an inconvenience. There's more when I'm talking about you. You shouldn't take the food back for an inconvenience. You should just, there's a point where I think patrons should power through. If you have that in you, sure. Like especially people at Starbucks. Like if you people at Starbucks, they're like, oh, this is too sweet. You and die. Like honestly, that's weird. 100%. If you got the drink that you ordered and it tastes different than what you thought, that's your bad person. Well, I asked, I didn't want whipped cream. But you got whipped cream. I'll slap it right off. Slap it off or just suck it down. You could use the tree. That's fine. The first thing you suck down, you're like, I don't know. I really want it. But I agree with you. Yes. I'm saying if a whole wrong meal or something that is irreversible, I can't do it myself. I am sending it back to the kitchen and to double down. We need a junior manager. I'm not feeling bad about it. Is it unfortunate? Yes. Am I doing it with manners and politeness? Yes. But it's just pretty. You're also the type of guy that if you get something wrong and then you ask for it to be changed out, you won't tip. That is not true. If the waiter goes, oh, wow, you don't like it fatty. He looks like you like everything. You're like, yeah, you're getting absolutely nothing. This episode is brought to you by Ridge. Let me tell you something. The best gifts are the ones you end up using every single day to the point where you wonder how you ever lived without them. And that right there is the Ridge power. Bag Ridge does that very well. They take the things you already use every day and make them better smarter and way more useful. 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Which is fine. And my dad, everybody didn't want an alcoholic beverage. Just me and Preston. There you go. So Preston ordered like this lavish like margarita that smoked and it comes with this big presentation. And so I was like, okay, cool. I go, I go, hey, can I just have a bottled corona? He goes, we don't have that. And I go, all right, what do y'all have bottled? And he goes, if you open that menu, it's right there. And I go, all right, I don't like you. Cool. So I open it and I read it and I'm like, I'll just take a whatever I order. I'm a delo bottled. Comes back with a glass. Now it's a problem. I don't like that. But you know what, I don't say nothing. But now, so it's time for the other three. My mom, my dad, and my girlfriend, Sarah. Now he goes to Sarah and he's like, what can I do for you? Like Cosmo, vodka, anything. She goes, oh, she doesn't, she doesn't want to drink. She's like on a no drink thing. And she goes, ah, no, I'm not drinking today. And he goes, ah, weak. (laughing) I knew it was like, you know, I'll kill you. And so she's sweet, like we're all having, like he's, you don't know the vibes of the waiter yet. It's like, he's like a joky joke. It's just actually weird. Whatever, so it's like, whatever. And then so she goes, ah, and when my dad goes, I'll just do a die coke. And he goes, all right, die coke. My mom goes, I'll just do a die coke, die coke. And then Sarah goes, let's just do a die coke too. And he goes, all right, tequila coke. And she goes, no, die coke. And he goes, ah, come on. Weird, first of all. - Hey, Edgine, cool it. - Yeah. - And then he goes, he goes, ah, come on, it's Saturday. Who cares? And then Sarah goes, I'm four months sober. Like trying to make him like awkward. - Yeah, make it awkward. - You're gonna feel this, and then he goes, it's nothing to restart. Like, sir, do we need to step outside for the, going on? - You don't crazy, that is. - Imagine somebody's actually like in recovery. You're like, you're like, who cares? - Right, just start over. You only get once. Yeah, you're there, it's Saturday. Let's have fun. - And there's a joke. Now, Sarah, now she's started to get ticked. And now I'm at the point of like, you know what I mean? I'm gonna flip some furniture in here, but I'm not because I don't want to make it awkward. And so then she's trying to make it ooh, uber awkward after that, and she goes, well, the baby wouldn't like that. And she makes her bring this each up. Now I can't say what he said, but he makes him most. - He doubles down again. - The most insensitive joke. You know what I do? I'll literally go, hey brother. I never want to see you again, we laugh. You literally, I would grab him, like. - Gosh, it's all spick. - Oh good, yeah, that's guy, they can take us. - You know, it's crazy. - He creeped. Now, it was one of those things that I couldn't tell if he was a fan, and he was trying to like, have a podcast moment, that was gonna be like funny. And first of all, like, I get y'all trying to do that. Whatever y'all want to be like a story. But like, don't try first of all. - Especially with recovery, sobriety, pregnancy. It's like, either he was a little thrown off or like, he was trying to make it jump into his like, hey bro, I was like, I was like, I never want to see you again. I did one of these. When that pinky comes out. - Oh, that pinky comes to play right there. I never want to see you again bro. - You go, hey, you, I never want to see you again. - Because some can happen, you dog. - That pinky got a mind of its own. I'll have your dog hanging off a bridge. I probably shouldn't stay. - Yeah, that's fine. - Oh, okay. - In Guadalhar, it's an Ozark, there we go. - There we go. - Go ahead, you were gonna say something. - Brother, you said, you brought up family and stuff this past weekend, one of the funniest things Most unfortunate timing things ever happened. So my mom, she now loves ripping Pokemon with me. She loves, like, she's sorry, she was like, really, they're that expensive, whatever, da da da da, and I'm like, just do it, it's fun. - She got hooked. - She got hooked. So now, even time I buy some cards to rip, bring them home, I try to wait until there's a time where she can do it with me, that's fun little thing, right? - Bonding. - Bonding. Now, me knowing the Pokemon, knowing what to do, I kinda speed, right? I go through the commons, I'll sort the bulk of a match and I just look for the hits. My mom, card by card, she's taking in the art, which is honestly beautiful, I like it that way better. I used to be like that, she reads every single name. Oh, this one's cute, look, jigglypuff. - That's my favorite Pokemon. - She's going through all of them, right? - Yeah. - So we're just sitting there grinding out. - No, Lisa. - We're grinding out, it's kinda quiet, and there's some talking, it's quiet, and it's just like commentary, it's like a playback. And all of a sudden she goes, oh, this one's real cute, this one's really cute, it's called a little NICKET, she says it's just like. - Do I hit 'em? I don't know. I look up like this, what the (beep) and lives in the living room with my own in Malachi. And she goes, what the hell did you just say? - This is cute, this is cute. - Now there's a Pokemon. NICKET is its name, it's like a little fox thing. It's like N-I-C-K-I-T or N-I-K-I-T. - No, you know what we're going to do whenever as soon as you said that in the real time of the joke, we're going to have the Pokemon card pop up. - Yeah, there we go. - Now me again, knowing, I immediately know what she's talking about, especially because we're opening the same set. I've already seen them like five times, so I'm like, wow, that sounded crazy though. Now when Liv said, what the hell did you just say? The bad person in me took over and I said, I'm just going to sit back and I'm gonna let this play out. - You didn't defend Mom. - And I literally went, I just sit back. And I was like, Mom versus wife, a little bout of racism. And I said, how's it going to play out? - And God, I mean, it was so terrifying. - Oh, you know her heart was like, oh my mom said, oh God, no, no, no, his name is NICKET. It's NICKET, he's a little fox thing. He's so cute, I'm sorry Liv, I would never say that girl. You know, I would never say that. - And then bro, we all three, just started busting out. - Yeah. - Because she, dude, she was in her mode, she was reading it like, going hard. - Oh my God, it was funny bro. - Something, who funny? - That is funny, poor Lisa, man, she doesn't deserve the things you put her through. - You really be giving her so much stress and heartache, man. She doesn't deserve it. - No, I don't. - Oh yeah, you do. - You had like, actually, like a whole like four-year span, you're like, did I? - With my mom, dude. - My mom, man. - Yeah, I wanna see your tremble, man. Dude, I bet I can make her cry. - Dude, watch my mom cry. - I go Jackson, watch her, she's so sad. - Oh, me Jackson? Dude, I can't escape that, everywhere on the internet. - Oh. - Speaking of people coming up to me in public, I feel like this is gonna be a new thing. - What? - I would just look down at my hand, and can I be honest, I'm gonna dress the outfit in the room. - I feel like I'm gonna dress the elephant in the room. I got a new tattoo. - I got a new tattoo. - Oh, my God, the people that come up to me in the street. - Oh. - If you asked to see this tattoo, you're walking away. - So basically, and Australia, we were in Australia for tour, and I was feeling like a rock artist, and I'm gonna get a hand tattoo. - Oh, oh, I'm getting cramps. - So I walked into this tattoo shop, that was a dead shore ramen store. (laughing) A cross from a donut shop. A cross from a donut shop, during a tornado in Sydney, Australia. I walk in, then I go, "Hey, I want a hand tattoo of a cross." - Oh, oh, God. - It's what that dude's crooked. (sighing) - Can't touch the bag. - It's-- (laughing) - It's, it's literally two straight lines. - It's one straight line, to me, on it. - No, if you look at it, people, if you look at it, it's supposed to be a cross from a donut shop. - No, if you look at it, if you look at it, it's supposed to be a cross, and so it's one straight line down, and the other line goes, "Oh, God." - It's a cross from a smiley face on it. - We saw it, so for the first-- - I'm about to faint. - Oh, God. - I'm seeing the black dots. - Oh. - Oh, the first couple of days after you got it. You had to wear that second skin stuff, that bandage. - It's like a bandage, a clear bandage, that goes over your tattoo. - Oh, you had to wear that, so we couldn't really see. Couldn't really see it on like day three, you got to take it off. And I, and we're looking at it, and I think we were in like a front, like a friendly ban. We were in like a friendly banter at the moment, and I was like, "That's why you said, "that's why your tattoo is crooked." He said, "No, it's not." He said, "Hold on." He said, "No, it's just the way. " When he said, "No, no, no, it's just the way you saw my hand." I said, "Dog, your hand doesn't change." I said, "Your hand hasn't changed in years." So I said, "I'm pretty sure Jesus was not up there "on a little tilt like that." It was, it was a nice. - That's the cross. - Oh, no. - So that's what it looks like. - And then it just, we were sitting there crying laughing, 'cause it's like, people have full-blown murals of like, of like, the last supper. It was like the most, they get the Roman costume. - They have Greek mythology and everything. They have like a whole Lord of the Rings scene and this man couldn't get two blinds straights. So if you asked me in person to see my tattoo, I'm literally gonna go like this. And that is our, and so you can see it, but you're gonna see it like this, you're gonna see it. And so that's gonna be our back and forth, dude. And it is my fault. - Oh my God. - You know what, actually it's not my fault, it's Daryl's fault, because I was sitting there like this getting my tattoo. And I was, you're lucky I was in there. - And so she was making conversation with you know I hate. - Yes. - And so Daryl's like, "Do your job, do your job, don't talk." - So she was talking and looking up and talking. And then Daryl started talking to me. So I'm like, "This having conversations." And I was like, "I was so worried about trying to be good at conversating that I forgot how the tattoo was happening." So I was like this and Daryl said a joke and I went like that. No, I have shooted, I was like, "Yes, how's your time here?" I was like, "Shh, yeah." Lines, then we'll talk. - Yeah, so that was bad. - Hey, at least Kenny, can I be honest, at least you don't have throat right here. The amount of the tattoos that throat tattoos, that have words or symbols that have, have you not been seeing this? - Uh-oh, what happened? - Just all over social media. Like the last, probably month or so. There's just like a wave of men getting tattoos. - On their throats? - That says like goat, savage. - So they'd be the throco? - They'd be the throco. They have savage throats. - Really? - There's people that got, 'cause they have full chest pieces and it's like all their, everything they claim and they have all their sets and it's like fearless. - Oh no. - And then it's like this one account specifically. He keeps going. He's like, so bros really is telling the world until the end of time he's got fearless throats. - I'm like, and I have, it is astonishing. - There's that many people with it. - It's astonishing. - No, it's like people to like, I guess be like self-deprecating. They come in too and they're like, "Oh, what do you think about mine?" And they'll show it off and it's like chosen one. And it's, it is. - It is chosen through the chosen throat. You have the, you have the holy throat. Some of them said holy, it's just so bad. - That's good. What would you do if I showed up with goat on my throat? You would you test me out? 'Cause I'll book an appointment immediately. You wouldn't want it. - Oh yeah, but it's gonna make it halfway down the top. - You know who you are. Shut up, man. - I wouldn't want it. - Oh, it's crazy part of it. I wasn't even saying it from that part. I'm saying you literally wouldn't like it wouldn't be worth the time. - Oh, you said shut the fuck up, boy, halfway through the tunnel. Lil' (coughs) Oh man, okay, before we get out of here, I have a new story for you. That's the, oh god. - That's gonna break your heart. - Oh no, what? We're on such a high right now. - Yeah, I think this is a. - Really cramping, by the way. - I'm cramping it. - Oh my god, you could've said it to an Australian. - I'm sorry, it's just, it literally can't be better the fact that you (coughs) argue out of all tattoos that someone could get. Like, seriously, that has to be in the 95th percentile of ease. And I'm talking like outside of some other people want like a little just a line or like maybe some braille. That is, that is quite literally two straight lines intersecting. And she got one of them crooked. - Yeah, she messed it up. - That is unbelievable. - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. If you've thought about trying therapy with our long-term partner BetterHelp insurance options, may now be available nationwide with an average copay for eligible members of just $23 per session. Guys, your mental health does not know it's world mental health day. Stress does not politely wait until October 10th. Burnout does not RSVP. 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How do you feel? - Like shit. - Yeah, it's your favorite. - It's your favorite. - Crown and Coke? - That was your son? - It's gonna have to be the jack and Coke? - Yeah. - Like a cowboy, Western Crown and Coke gives elegance. It gives like nightclub, gives them lights, not really, but like it was his first time in a nightclub? - Yeah. - Bro, what did crown royal do to anybody? And the bags that comes in? - I don't want to get political here, but the current office said it's a Canadian import. - They said no more Canadian import of alcohol. - But that's of right now. I don't know if it's gonna change. So crown royal. - Oh shit. - Crown royal. - That was your wedding drink. - Oh my god, I lose my wedding drink. Take that in a peach snapple. This isn't drinking, if I say don't do it for not 21 or older, but a peach crown in the peach snapple. - And you put that together, yeah. I never liked it. - I never drink your wedding drink, by the way. - What? - No, no, no, no. I just drink those watered down beers that you'll have. - Crown is priced, the crown is still good. - It was good starter drink. I'm a ball criminal. - I'm definitely, I'm worth more the crown. - No, that's all you drink. - No, but I'm worth more the crown. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a higher tier than crown. I've tasted excellence. I've, I've tasted Johnny Walker black double aged. - Oh yeah, that's nice. I made me cry. - And it's like a bottle of crown. - Shatter it. - Yeah, you can't actually. - Just for a sniff of the Johnny Walker. - You can't, you can't, you can't. - See, genuinely outside of the drink itself, think about all the lore in the mythical, the, the aura that crown has. - They might bring it back. - The bottles, the, the indestructible bottles. - Those were crown bottles. - Yeah. - So they're indestructible, throw them on the crown. - Yeah. - The bags they come in. How many people do you know how that bag is like a coin bag in their car? - Well, I just got a, I just got a heating pad and it came in that same kind of bag. So your, you can get that bag anywhere but go ahead. It would just won't be purple. - You got a heating pad? - Pad. - I don't know what I said. You got a heating pad that came in a crown rail bag. - No, but the same material. It was just wasn't a crown rail bag. - Exactly. So then it's not the same idiot. - No, I'll just say. - My t-shirt that's whatever sign by you, oh, I can get that, ain't t-shirt just doesn't have the signature. We just have to have, we have to go do a crown royal night. We have to go out. - We have to go out. - We have to go, I need to go stock up on it. I need to go buy out the clothes. - Is it crazy, your kids, when they're gonna look back at your wedding photos and be like, what are you all drinking? What is that? You're like, it doesn't exist anymore here. - I gotta go pack a car. We're going to Copenhagen. - I don't know, we're just going to Toronto. - Bro, that's insane. - Yeah, man. - What else does Canada provide anything else? - I'm sure they provide a lot, what are some of the best, oh, that'll be a good one. What else are we losing? - Canadian club, black velvets. - From, I think he's just stopping the alcohol. - I don't know if he's stopping anything else. I don't know how politics worked, but. - Oh, this isn't fun. I went straight to oil, natural gas, vehicle parts, machinery hats, not fun. I was talking about other products. - All right, P crown. - All right, P crown in the chat. - Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, I just got, oh my god, I just got chills. We're going to crown a crown black that willy goddess. - Oh, we almost killed it. That almost killed it. - That's terrible. - He said, oh, we're going to play here on your chest. - I finished that in about two weeks. - Oh my god, that was a dark spot. Let's get out of here, man. Let's get out of here, I'm tired. - Oh my god, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be glad. - Look at the seriousness in your face. Appreciate each and every single one of you coming back episode two, a 37. We absolutely love y'all. We are back from Australia, the YSK house tour, the official dates and legs and tour spots. They are all concluded. I've wore this shirt in remembrance. Well, now it's RIP, the house tour for now. RIP, crown royal for now. - And, and, and, and, we're telling more stories. - So, full deep dive on Wednesday, this week, over on the page line, or royalty. It's going to be the full crew, the whole gang that was in Australia live and live and about. For nine days, we were in the Aussie land and it was unbelievable. We have so many stories and all the crimes are crazy. But, that'll be Wednesday on the Patreon. You know where to find that. Hit that link right there, go down a little bit, right there. Right there in the description. Come join the Koala Club. 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