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Round of applause. I want to say if you're going to stutter on Nicola, don't keep stuttering on the Nick. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nicola. You can't do that. You cannot struggle on that part of it. Or then it becomes like a problem. Or that because, yeah, we're going to, we're going to. Now, okay, I, if you don't know, we have a monitor up here, top right, where we can just peek if the recording's doing good. I have on a borderline bisexual t-shirt on. And I'm fine with it. I've always played in that territory. And so it is okay. I'm not mad about it, but this is the most like, this is the most expressive. I mean, I am, I am fine. I'm one of those stripes on the flag. I've been looking at your, either your Hershey Kiss nipple or your dove on your chest. Yeah. I mean, there's holes in it. The neck is widely loose. I mean, it is a flamboyant like fabric and which I am fine with. I am, I'm okay with it. But I, before the comments say it, I do understand. I am wearing a semi-bisexual t-shirt. Can I level with you? So you're not alone out here. Yeah. I want to be your brother and be here in times like this for you. I don't wear super loose neck collars because I have a skin tag up here from all the processed sugar I've eaten. Is that, is that how that works? Wow. I think so. Why don't you just get that thing lasered off? I've tried to rip it off before. Yeah, it's bad. And it didn't, it really didn't hurt till about 80% done. I'm pretty sure I loosened it for real, for real. Like a hot butter knife, like warm up. Yeah. Like a knife or something. Just go. Oh, I love those videos. But they make, they make like a, they make like a solution for it. Yeah. Speaking of laser, I've been thinking of getting my butt lasered. I've been really thinking about it. And because I think one, a high, can I say something? If there's an a**hole on this earth, if there's an a**hole on this earth, are you okay? I'm just laughing. I'm a star over. If there's an a**hole on this earth that deserves to be in place, it's mine. Yeah. I'm thinking about it. I've looked up treatment plans and it, I don't know. Of course, my girlfriend walks in as soon as we talk about this. I cannot believe you said that. But the only reason I haven't fully committed to getting my butt laser hair removed yet is because I don't know what my girlfriend. Okay. With, with, so with all, all seriousness, Sarah's behind the camera. She goes, not a giggle, not a switch. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. But the only reason is, is I don't know what position I'm going to be in when they laser. Oh, so there's three things I've thought of. Now, I really do want to go get my butthole laser hair removal. My concern is the positions. Now, position one, right? I don't know if I want to be here with it for that a lot of time, because there is a lot of hair. Yeah. Butterfly effect, Lamborghini doors. Right. And unless you put me in some BDSM cuffs on my ankles, I'm not going to be able to maintain this position for too long. That's a lot of leg. That's a lot of grown man leg that gravity is just fighting to pull it off. Exactly. Okay. That's one option. Number two is now this is going to take some manhood away from me. And I don't know if I want to be in this. And that's fine. But loose cattle. Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready to get milked cattle. And so I don't want to be like this and then like, I'd prefer that, which is, which is fine. I might get hard and I don't know. So I don't want that because I'm not a creep. I don't want to get in and I'm a man. So there's only so much I can control with my boy down here. If I were getting, if I was getting my butthole wax, I prefer loose cattle. Yeah. Okay. I'd be right there. Yes. Give me something to play. I can text. We're good. Yes. And, and at, at some point in my mind's going to wonder, and I'm going to tell her to spank it. Okay. Spank me, hit it harder. And so like, sorry, sorry. Which is fine. I'm fine doing this in the privacy of my bedroom. All right. Oh, and she's going to get some back wind. That's my concern for loose cattle. I open up. Oh my God. One, one false move. That is going. Oh, straight. Just chicken pasta. Nine and three fourths train can come right through there. How much I open up. Now that's the secondary position tertiary where I decide like I want to be. It's right here. Like I would like to be on this side. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is I'm on the side. You can lift up a cheek. You can tape it to my, to my hip. Get in there or however you so please. But like right here, I'm fine all day. If someone took a double sticky tape and took meat to the hip bone and just had you expressed like this and they were hitting that John from the side to the laser. Yeah, that is insane. That, that this is a tertiary option. Yes. On the side. Like you're getting painted by Jack on the Titanic, but that you're the Rose. Yeah, I can see you. I can see you being naked in a laser, but her laser removal. Oh, I was where do you, what else would you do? There's no need for your shirt to be off. It's your bunghole. I mean, that's true. You're going to be in that. Just don't, just don't. I'm going to lick my ear. Lick my ear, please. She goes, she goes, all right, Mr. Harden, we're done. You go, no, not, not, not quite. I'm close though. You're done. I'm not. You go, job's done. I'm not. Keep going. Okay. So, but I am genuinely concerned about this for multiple reasons. Positioning is one. It's gotta be man. Getting aroused is number two. No, it's not. Cause that is a sensitive position and a pleasure point for me. And so like, I know, I know my body. I know, I know me and I'm not, I'm not ashamed. Get in there. I have no problem. Right. And it's not that if you just touch it, it's like a magic button for me. It's not how it works, but they do put a warm wax on there. And so like, that's where I hit with a warm little liquid gel. You start drizzling some warm Luperderm on me. You put that cinnamon bun icing right on top. Come on now. Oh, wow. That's rough. I mean, that's, I mean, you have, you have brought up points. First off, I will be honest. I've never thought about getting my laser. You have now. I have thought about it in the last two minutes and you've brought up valid points. Right now for me, my fear of arousal is more of like either doctor visits or like a Dexter scan. Like I don't want to do a full body Dexter scan. You get hard during a Dexter scan. I don't think I'd get hard. I think it would be the betrayal of my own body. Cause you go naked, right? You go, you either go naked or you go, you go draws. No. You told me that they tried to get you to go naked. You said, I'm gonna keep my draws on. They did not try to get you out of dream. Cause I never got naked during a Dexter scan. When you got your Dexter scan, they didn't say to go to, you can go down to skin level to make it most accurate. No, they never said that. You're out of your mind. They did not say that to me. You said you stayed in your chinos. I stayed in, I was fully clothed. I shirt and shorts on. I was fine. Oh, I'm getting a Dexter scan. It's an x-ray. This whole time based off of your experience, I thought I had to go in there naked. And I was going to say my manhood will betray me. No, no. So to combat. Oh, you do see it though. And when you get it back. Oh, that's what it was. My little eggs were there. Oh, okay. CJ made fun of it. He goes, I was like coming from you dragon. You know what I mean? Oh, it's real rich from you. Tripod. Yeah. Go back in your room. Come out in four days. No, you do see little nuts. I have little nuts. That's what it was. My nuts, I think are industry average compared to what I've seen to the friends. Now the shaft again, I am, I mean, I'm heavy grower. Yeah. And it's, I could not allow and what was it go to the bathroom before just slap it around i'm saying like i think but mentally i'd have to try to get myself somewhere to where it wasn't just a shame i just asked the guy to compliment me i was like you just tell me you like my like traps or something yeah tell me that you see my rear delt poking he's like nice rear delt i'm just like no it is fine deck skins are fine okay the fact that something that's not fine is the fact that i have not told the story about what happened to me at the dallas wings game like two weeks ago god dude i have not told this and i don't this is insane cam is the most embarrassing person to go out with in public you have to let me tell this because the fact that you did not see this no is absolute it is that's probably the craziest thing in my that's ever happened to me okay so we're at the dallas wings game uh p p took me out are you already just p asked me on a date i said oh yes thank you so much he said oh i'm not just taking it to up level section 300 we're going down courtside i'm treating my girl nice i bought him courtside tickets to a dallas wings game yeah and i said all right bro just get us there just kidding but so we get to the game everything's good now the game starts we're quite literally there's the seats that are on the actual hardwood and then there's one back that's us and we have an unlimited leg room like we could do this yes so we're the game starts and they have this tradition where the wings fans we don't sit down until the first bucket is scored from the wings right we win the tip we go down we miss now everyone in the arena all 18 000 are staring down there and I go and I'm currently in the middle of being a fat I have a full-blown nachos a hot dog big drink and a popcorn now I look down and I go guys probably perfect time I could just slam my food no one gets to judge me everyone's waiting for that first bucket so they miss and now the ball's coming back this way and I I just had that thought about I need to sit down so I go to sit down and put all my force in my hand on the back of the chair the chair folds up and I literally go out I fell down my ribs hit the top of the it was like I landed on my knees I literally went to a chair I was like what the like I like I was just in all the people right behind us go oh dear God are you okay are you okay yeah and at this time we had already had like three drinks so now the security thinks you're drunk thinks that I'm sloshed and the ball just tipped they look at me he goes and I was like bro I'm good I was like I've had three beers I was like I'm good he goes the whole time Peyton is still staring now this is what got me Peyton is still staring at the opposite end of the floor yeah everyone else is now looking this way and I said he oh my God he knows he's beyond embarrassed I've ruined the night for him he knows and then out of nowhere Peyton turns around he goes bro did you see that she's tough and I was like oh my God he doesn't know I said did you not just hear that he goes here what bro you're annoying me stop hear what and I go Peyton I just I just fell to my knees yeah I hit my ribs I almost spilt my drink and he did not believe me I literally asked the people behind me I'm like man can you tell him that I just had a pretty nasty fall it's fine we're friends we were together she goes oh yeah no it was bad it was bad he hit his ribs it was everything yeah and Peyton looks at me and goes Cam if I would have saw that the whole night would have been ruined yeah so if you would have saw me if you fell we would have left can I be honest I knew you fell the whole time did you really yeah no I do I was so embarrassed I was so embarrassed there's no way you're ever looks away no no no he absolutely knows six seven 230 pounds hitting the ground it was so loud it sounded like somebody shot oh my God so you lied no no it was so embarrassing bro you know it was so embarrassing because Cam gets in these modes when he's out in public because he doesn't go out in public much he gets in these modes where he's like hyper and like overexcited and he was in one of these modes and so he was drinking now Cam wasn't drunk but he was buzzed yes yes and so Cam already shut up shut up let me go that chair and so Cam was buzzed and he already like existing has this level of not giving a that or he that's his baseline but when he's buzzed that heightens so we're walking through the alley we're taking pictures like we were getting stopped Cam was like dude yeah come take a picture he's like bumping people I was not bumping get the out of here you might have done one or two bucks yeah it was bad shoes so you're pushing people and you're going down you were go walking down the stairs and you were like dude what's up baby Dallas Wings Kalen Clark's getting squashed tonight and then um so I was like holy he's drunk but he's having a good time it's fine we go down to the floor proceeds we're standing up now Cam does have a enough food to feed a family of six I did I had a lot of food I and I intentionally fasted leading up to the game so I was like I'm gonna go crazy so I'm looking this way Cam's right here right I can see his he's six seven two thirty like that's a big guy hey in my peripheral right hey no no all of a sudden I hear I see him moving like he's going to go I know he's going to go grab this food I know he's going to grab his food I see him go down and then I hear the fall I was about to say the fact it was so loud this whole time the fact that you claim you did I was like that's impossible no no I I didn't want I did that when you when you asked me is one I didn't want to be involved in case you got kicked out you know I paid a lot of money for these seats I'm not leaving with you bro sorry and two I didn't want people I didn't want people to think I was up with you because oh you're immediately sobered up the whole consensus of everybody that saw you fall was like oh that guy's drunk yes I literally was because he fell and it was one of those things Cam didn't fall and like immediately pop up Cam fell and felt the embarrassment so he stayed down for a little bit oh yeah his arm was through the chair and he's like what the bro what the bro what the I was in my head get the get up get up get up get up get up get up was on my knees with my exposed to the game like this with my arm I said bro what the what up what what the hell and I kid you not the amount of people that saw this fall I'm not exaggerating probably at least 114 people it was saw him fall and was looking at him from other sections I think somebody on the bench turned around I think Caitlin Clark went the back there somebody fell yeah Sophie Cunningham was like God did a boulder fall she said that one she said fat guy fat fell courtside um and so no there's no way I wouldn't have seen it because okay the way we were lined up there was a person in front of me you were behind me the three people in front of me turned around I saw it I was like I literally was like I don't know how you got me to believe you that's that's great because you were so embarrassed and drunk and so I accepted yeah I accepted at that point I said maybe he didn't no no I was fully ready to I knew I know you're I know you're I will I refuse to be involved in this embarrassment back of your head yeah I know that I almost started seeing the Pledge of Allegiance I was like I was anything to get you don't understand we missed the ball is coming this way so like thousands of heads are turning and you were like this yes like you stayed and you were just like and I like if I could vision your face on the opposite side and like see you you literally like this probably it was so embarrassing I was like I was like that's like you just falling in general in like a basketball game like when when it's okay to fall it was like that's a lot of falling yeah yeah like that's a big person to fall falling in a Rickery like in a in a sitting environment like whatever a chair almost spilling your drink landing on your kneecaps and we're the tallest people yeah and you scared the little girl next to you she switched seats there was a little girl sitting with their dad because we're like oh there's this belligerent drunk guys and I think I know you're gonna bring that up I've never told her I never told him that wrinkle for a reason I saw that too you ruined her experience she was so excited to see Kalen Clark literally the second quarter started and it was now a grown man next to me instead of a little girl he was protecting he probably probably protected his dog it was the right thing to do because you were because in your natural habitat people could think you're drunk just how you act and then obviously you had drinks in you so it's like oh this guy is a danger and you're ghetto and you're ghetto you're loud bro I am loud you're I'm at a game I'm supposed to have fun but it wasn't about the game you're like a hundred dollars the guy in the Dallas Wings mascot so dude that's a black dude 22 guests bro watch this so phone and trade game bro I was like no did I not get did I not call that perfectly though I literally looked at Ben I said a hundred dollars that guy is our age and a black male in the Dallas Wings suit and then he gets so and I said whatever the mascot's name is on the back of the jersey I was like I was like winging he's trying to take pictures with kids he stabbed me up this was the death and y'all can be the judge he said it was on my story yeah you're and you get like overly confident you're like ain't no way these on the court and we not come on bro I'm like come on dog I was like you got to stop you have to stop you and dude you know how I knew he was you know I knew you're drunk you know I knew you're drunk like this is the moment I knew you're drunk you you're like somebody started like cheering for somebody and like it was like a they were complaining about a call behind us and it was obviously they shouldn't be complaining man he's tripping oh i'm tearing up no no it's so funny somebody's gonna clip that like just that part and like they're not they're gonna be like oh i knew he said oh my god oh my god okay i have a quick question about that yeah move on now i already know what you're gonna say i would never put myself in that situation oh i swear to god i've never tripped no let's just say i refuse to fall in public i refuse to do it let's just say it's the worst day ever your the luck is not on your side right genuinely what would you do if that exact same fall happened to you like everything to the t happened to you yeah and then i acted like i didn't hear it oh well first of all you couldn't if i'm falling in public i'm taking down whoever's next to me i'm pulling other people with me i refuse to be the only one on the ground i'm grabbing as i'm going down i'm grabbing people that little girl would have been next to me on the ground people behind me days would have been ruined no dude he's not by either do you remember on the patrol trip you snapped that car off the wall and you literally went bro cam what are you doing this had nothing to do with me now you're on that no you and markello no no you and markello hey markello the dog markello can i say bro we did not want to laugh louder at you we had to laugh so we left no y'all literally said no i i did i pulled the i pulled this prop car i pulled this prop f1 car off the wall and cam all this is cool it was this it was this it was huge it was he literally did this bro he was sitting there markello took his pictures same spot i just took my pictures same spot payton gets up there of course he can't have the same picture as other people he goes he goes i'm gonna hold this car he said oh no he loosened it his pictures are going off he's going no bro can i say it's y'all are being bad friends because Immediately, you went, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wow, oh, my God, he took the car, oh, my God, like that, you made it, you know that'll make me panic, and then Markel, I haven't seen Markel for an hour, he comes across, oh, no, that's some, he ran, I literally, the second you snapped it, I said, oh, oh, and I just took off, and the part is all the Patron reps, too, were like, you need some water, you need some water, I hate that, bro, I hate that, oh, my God, I refuse to get embarrassed alone, oh, yeah, no, and I thought of that, like, I'm the type of motherfucker, like, if I were to go to jail, like, whatever, like, say I have a warrant, because I didn't pay a speeding ticket, if I go to jail, I'm not going to jail alone, I'm confessing to every fucking crime I know anybody's committed, Jesus Christ, I'd be like, dude, back in Pflugerville, 2016, you get pulled over tonight for a DUI, golly, you get pulled over, you have drinks, you go out, you have a great time, you have drinks, I wouldn't do that, so let's give it another, I don't know why else you get pulled over, I'm going 40 over the speed limit, but they're not going to take you to jail, okay, 40 over the speed limit, sure, you're going 50 over the speed limit, just reckless, your favorite song's on, yeah, he goes, sir, I'm not going to lie, you're going to double the speed limit, you got to come with us, yeah, you don't just take that on the chin, knowing you're going to be out in some hours, yeah, no, I'll go and be like, while they're talking to me, if I get, like, in there, and I'll start to work myself up to be like, these motherfuckers are selfish, bro, for allowing me to be in here alone, like, I would get mad, I'd be like, check Cam's taxes, I'd be like, check Cam's taxes, I'd be like, you know, he did some weird shit with this car and the loan, I'm not sure how it works, but he told me he did some weird shit, like, I'll be, I'll be like, by the way, Cody Robison, let me, like, I got, I can't, you go, oh, you let me off, I'll sit in the diamond vault over here, oh, my God, oh, he's got six outstanding awards right now, there's no way a guy from Russellville, Arkansas should have a bank account in China, like, I'll literally, I got, there's, I'm, I'm not going down alone, that is, that is probably the worst trait you have, that is insane, I'm not going to jail alone, bro, that is insane, I don't care, okay, if we did something together, yes, we, we commit a crime together, we have a whole plan, it's thought out, it's, it's provoked, we have an exact agenda, and for whatever reason, say we're running from the cops, and you just go, you just can't keep up, and they catch you, that's your fault, if you go into crime with me, you're expecting me to be thorough throughout the thing, you're crazy, that is insane, so you're not holding it down, for what, we both decided to commit, is it a 50-50 crime, yes, say we're, okay, the, the, mother, that's your 50, no, I'm taking the whole 100 punishment, if I'm going to jail for the whole thing, it's, that's not fair, we both did it, you just didn't get caught, exactly, so how is that, I'm snitching before, I'm, oh, my God, oh, let me tell y'all something right now, do not commit a crime with me, or tell me you did a crime, I am snitching, if it gets to the, to the, you would snitch on me, your brother, if we both, the whole time decided, we're going to do this, we're going to do this, we're going to do, let's just, the simplest scenario, it's a simple, it's a, we're robbing a bank, it's for 100 million, everything, it's equal, like, everything's equal, you have to do the same amount of steps, I have to do the same amount of steps, everything's equal, and I just get caught, and we're both taking 50 million, there's no weird, like, division of power, and then on the, we're fleeing, say we want to split it up, and they just stop your track, they don't stop mine, yeah, and it's complete roll of the dice, yeah, so they take you in, you're snitching on me, yes, because you said it was a 50-50 crime, if it's a 50-50 crime, the crime's done, hold on, if I'm, it's a, if it's a 50-50 crime, and then I take 100% of the bad part of it, that's not a 50-50 crime, because I don't get my 50% of the money, they'll take that, they'll seize it, and you're still rich, no, do you not think I'm going to try to get you out, you think I'm just going to disappear, you're so, you can't do nothing about that, that's what I'm saying, I can put money on your books for a long time, I don't want to be, I want you to, you be in the book with me, that is insane, oh my god, that's insane, that you want to do the crime with, or you do the crime with me, well, you want to do the time with me, hey, that's a nice rhyme, Dr. Seuss, back to reality, I would not do that to you, we both decided, the second we said, yeah, let's go rob the bank, there's immediate, there's ultimate downside, and we have decided to stick it through, we go all the way to the 99-yard line, now, the last step is freedom with 50 million each, and they happen to shoot your tire out, lay tire spikes, whatever, and you get caught, yes, we're in this together, you're bringing me down, no, we made it to the, I shouldn't be bringing you down, regardless, you should be going down with me, say that was a part of our plan, to take, to split it up, that's a little stupid, no, no, that's fine, that's a part of our plan, but regardless, we're in this together, good or bad, we're in this together, that's how it should be, you're insane, that is how, and you're the type of mother, if we, if I buy a lottery ticket, with your money, you think you deserve some money, no, exactly what I'm saying, I've never said that, no, I've never said that, you, oh, my God, I've never said that, you said, if you won the lottery for a billion dollars, you'd give me 400, no, I'm saying, no, I'm saying, if, say, you gave me $20 for the lottery ticket, and I won a billion dollars, I'm giving you your $20 back, and that's it, that's what you deserve, that's crazy, exactly, but you don't think it's crazy, if we're going to rob a bank together, and I get caught, that you're not going to get caught with me, that's crazy, no, that's, no, no, that's different, you giving me the $20 back, that is, that's the principle, of course, that's fine, I'm saying, if you've then decided to not give me a penny of a billion, that's the crazy part, and I'm not saying, oh, and I'm tripling, I'm not even getting your $20 back anymore, I'm tripling that, after you just said the thing about your jail situation, I'm not giving you, and that, okay, so we're, we're going, we're in Australia, whenever this is out, by the way, if you're in Australia listening or watching, we have shows the 18th and the 19th, Sydney and Melbourne tickets available, still, Sydney might be sold out, but I don't know, anyway, that's like, if we're in Australia, right, okay, we decided to go there, to perform our show, a 50-50 show, we decided to go, and then, you get booked in Australia for, like, you tried to, koala bear or something, you do, I don't know, that's like a cam crime, you tried to, like, play with one's butt, okay, and then you go to jail for it, I'm, I'm going to, no, I'm going to jail with you, no, you, wouldn't, one, and two, I wouldn't want you to, oh, you're stupid, I would not want you to, if I decide to get behind a koala's haunch and touch it weirdly, that's on me, that's on me, but I put you in that position, I broke the wildlife reservation act of 1918, and I got behind the koala, and I touched it, yeah, that is a me crime, if we did this whole eluded plan to get inside of a zoo and steal a koala, put him in the suitcase, and then I get busted for it, you're going back to Dallas, I'm not saying, and this isn't, this isn't a, I would snitch if I got ratted, like, I would snitch if it was a setup, say we do the whole crime, you, you tell the police, hey, we're doing this, I'm faking it, he's going to be right here, if I know 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little brain power to know that you're just shadow boxing yeah you walk up to it you go it's literally gonna go kick the there's no way okay I got a hit of something that just came out that other kind of something that just came out that other kind of something that just came out that other smell like sourdough yeah that was a weird yeast infection yeah was it yeasty yeah you can bake brownies with that oh i'm gonna show my muffin yeah show that little okay there we go no but no i would say first off if there is a spot that allows you to fight kangaroos we have to find it i'll do it i would do it too i'd be terrified i could you i first off you're saying that with so much confidence i do not believe you'd be that confident walking in my brain power alone could be the kangaroos physical power what my road up lex luther my brain power alone could beat you physically no but i'm saying so kangaroos when if we're boxing all they know is straight physical they just know dominance and punching yeah i know i know points oh i know you know i know points i know i know combos i can take your your blind side boom boom like they can't rotate that fast they don't understand tail that they can get up that is i don't give a you like that that's like saying a guy had three arms could beat you in a in a boxing match just because he has three arms it's not true if you know boxing better if you know how to fight better you're gonna beat him but payton we don't know boxing oh speak for yourself i have hands like like boom like look at that head movement like a kangaroo is just straight like this you look like this is all this all kangaroos can do right here one two kick one two kick one two kick and put a hole in your chest i can do a single leg high crotch takedown and they they they do not know like you're boxing this is an mma oh there's mma we're if they can use their feet no no boy that kick would put us through a fence you're tripping first off i if if this place does exist please tell us secondly i'm forcing k-rob to do it okay no actually no i can't do i already get killed no i think that or or someone someone clicking k-rob's brain it wouldn't be fun and then we'd be getting we'd be getting like flown out of australia k-rob be like oh no i'd leave k-rob no i'd leave him for sure oh my god dude okay so our flight to australia by the way we've already done it god willing we got there safe our flight to australia is 17 hours straight and we have what 17 and a half our flight to australia is 17 and a half hours straight and we have no wi-fi i do not know how the that's legal no it shouldn't be it really should like what do you mean a united flight from colorado to dallas has starlink and i'm going across the globe we we leave i'm not gonna say the exact date but we leave we're already there we're already there we leave the 13th we land the 15th yeah it makes no time travelers you can't give us wi-fi that's insane to me look they are offering they're offering full kitchen there's a lounge upstairs in the flight they have lounges on our flight i didn't know our flight had stairs yes it has stairs double-decker plane yes for our side of the plane yes sorry robbie oh dude god forbid whoever's sitting next to god genuinely if you are the person that's set next to our head of operations cody robson on flight whatever the hell to sydney you need to reach out you deserve you deserve something you're owed compensation you're owed compensation that's mesothelioma like you're like jg wentworth you can call jg wentworth right now and you can get some money you can get your money right now you talk about a mother that's gonna snore talk to you twitch be annoying twitch he's gonna he's gonna do it all it's i mean god bless that's a long long i'm nervous to just see robbie on on that plane for 17 hours because he's gonna walk and i genuinely think he's gonna go up to the cockpit except hey man you might open up i know you got on autopilot this is a bowen 8447 i know it's autopilot you're over the atlantic right now i know it is you cannot tell me that you're you're you you felt that air pocket you should have gone over and i'm not telling you what to do i would have just done it differently yeah i'm not telling you no i know you have experience in the flat but i read the manuals and the bylaws and the way it said if i sit at the fulcrum point whenever we hit that turbulent up stride i shouldn't feel it and i did i'm just trying to figure out why yeah yeah yeah figure out why but okay back to our flight that's insane no wi-fi no i don't understand how that works why is there not wi-fi and you that's what i'm getting it and that's why it was a weird example but like there should not be domestic planes domestic planes that hold i'm talking like the small the little bombarders whatever they're called yeah they hold 60 people and i'm getting a hundred megabyte download speed and now i'm going across the world with hundreds of people for a full day and i don't have any wi-fi i want to say this what i'm about to say is a privileged take but i think going being stuck on a tube for 17 hours with no wi-fi is a human rights violation i do when i like i in 2026 like that is a human rights violation now there's actually movement saying that wi-fi is now like considered as your like your need like a necessity they're giving people without homes homeless people they're giving them cell phones like they that's because it is a necessity for life oh yeah and so is wi-fi and i'm going across the world going dark like that's not fine i'm not lebron this is the playoffs i'm not this is a choice the longest i've gone without wi-fi in my adult life is maybe eight hours like i can't i can't really i can't i can't fathom what i'm gonna do on that plane i can't no i'm scared i'm kind of scared for myself too because i'm sitting next to you yeah and like what like i can't and i can't beat my meat up there like and so i go to jail if i do that but you're taking wi-fi away from me like like there should be nudie self-pleasure i can't have coitus i can't i can't smoke a cigar in the middle of the sky and you won't give me wi-fi what am i supposed to do like like there has to be some form of nudie in the in the in the bathroom oh my god and one of my biggest concerns too i can't go 17 hours without i cannot do that where am i gonna poop where am i gonna poop on this plane cam oh i'm telling you right now whatever bathroom is the closest to our seats will have cameron michael kennedy dna in it by the end of the flight i am going you have to let me in there with you i cannot poop in there alone you have to be in there with me so they don't know which one of us pooped please i cannot like genuinely i'm having a little bit of an anxiety attack right now thinking about it i cannot i cannot on that plane alone payton you just said you want me to go into a bathroom in the middle of the sky with you yeah for you to at the same time i came i i cannot fathom pooping on a plane i don't know what is going to get more looks the two of our big going into the bathroom at the same time or the look of when he knocks and say hey we can't do none of that funny business and i go oh no i'm just here so my friend can yeah you're out of your because cam i'm first i'm trying to delegate i love you to death first off even if even even if that was allowed i'm not putting myself in a two by two room for you to release your lactose bowels and i what am i just going you got it buddy face the wall keep going no no the audat you the audacity that you thought i was going to be looking at you oh come on man just squeeze a little more a little more ankles together my balls ankles together come on you go i go blumpkin i i would never do that i love you to death i would do pretty much anything for you and that's one of the things i've had an immense anxiety like these this whole month because now i'm trying to like regulate my pills like i don't know what pill i'm going to take because i can't take every pill i need oh because i need to take anti-diarrheals live on the ad's live on the i have to take anti-diarrheals for a 17 hour flight so i don't like that's a priority but i also need to drink like i have to drink i can't go 18 hours without drinking i have to drink you have to drink and then it's not gonna be right i gotta take my xanax to sleep i can't and then like i can't like which ones do i take i can't put all that in my body or i'm gonna die over the atlantic ocean i cannot do that first off you're not gonna die over the atlantic second you're not gonna die over the atlantic it's not going over the atlantic but but second off i say you don't overthink imagine that autopsy they cut me open i look like elvis presley they're like he had anti-diarrheal so much backed up alcohol and xanax in him he goes he goes and he had enchiladas yeah and they're cody k-rob's gonna go anything in there you could put in me that's gonna help me out anything in that blood is there anything in there y'all tested to go against tessa morellon come on i don't know man i don't know man he had something he had something thrown off about him just give me a little vial of his blood take his brain i want to see what's in there that's different than mine i want to see why he did everything the wrong way i love him to death he does everything wrong the way he runs that bit wrong i wouldn't do it if he let me take over 15 million dollars quarterly no way no no i i agree with you bro our flight is going to be stupid this episode is brought to you by rocket money i think we are all trying to be more fiscally responsible be more in tune with our investments with our savings with our subscriptions and there's no better way to do that than rocket money rocket money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions monitors your spending and helps lower your bill so you can grow 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that you said so i know i know me neither i know me as a person i would be too worried about it and i think it would create worse things for me right so that's why i've decided not to do that then b i think because we're going in in the evening yes it should be nighttime already i think i'll naturally get tired enough to fall asleep hopefully yeah so i don't want to do anything else because when we wake up we can't go to sleep for a whole nother day correct so i don't have time and i'll pee in melatonin let me sleep all this me this is where i'm just like zombie okay now the only problem and it's a big problem is that if i can't fall asleep i'm and that's it there's no other way to say i'm absolutely yeah we land up y'all gonna be like holding me up can i say this we we all we all did have a conversation about you me are up with these backdoor conversations you're not there it's when we're at the new studio it's me darriel and k-rob we're sitting there for five hours we talk about you so we're sitting there and we're talking about the flights and stuff and then we're like cam's going to be the worst i don't think i'm gonna be the why would i be the worst because you already your sleep is up because of the kids and yes but and so you're already naturally just you get tired the easiest and like you're the most hard to like keep up and so whenever it's like taking that into account with being on a completely flipped time zone like it's not just we're seven hours away we're 16 hours different it's a whole day yeah gonna be the worst like our shows in australia are gonna be so good is because i like cam like we're gonna be so mentally like oh yeah we're gonna say we're just in the craziest there might be a point where i say darryl turn off the laptop like i'm i'm just gonna talk to these people like honestly i'm gonna say who has the best stroke game here like i'm like we're gonna call up all the dudes 21 and up and you're gonna just hump the wall and i'm gonna be like ah bogan might not be honest about it my god you got a python yeah dude no it's it's gonna be it's gonna be insane i don't think i'm gonna be i don't think i'm gonna be bad though yeah you're gonna be pretty bad i have to piss um can i we do have our girls here we do have our women here uh we're gonna i don't know we're gonna do a couple more things and then bring them on but i know they're only here towards the end of the podcast but we're gonna do a full episode with them another full episode with them that's available this wednesday on the patreon patreon exclusive number 234 will girls and as i know on their tick tock they had like a whole request to start a new podcast i would fail in a month i'm just kidding you'd be like um what do you want to talk about today babe i don't know i thought you okay um goodbye yeah um but we're gonna do a full episode with them um it's gonna be absolutely crazy but we're gonna give you a sneak preview coming up here in a uh in a little bit oh my god uh did you see what happened at the lloyd and keisha cole concert lloyd and keisha cole are on tour together holy oh my god lloyd and keisha cole they're on concert uh on tour they were doing a concert in detroit yeah of course lloyd leaves the stage right now i'm gonna tell you the story and then i'm gonna ask you a question lloyd leaves the stage front row super fan these women oh oh it's lloyd and you know it's lloyd so like the older generation not older but like older than us so now these women they're just hyping up and his back is drenched in sweat and he's hugging these girls and then he gets the nod from security it's time to go back on the stage and he literally goes leaves this woman's wig gets caught on his suit yeah it does and he walks up payton it literally was like this he's hugging these girls he said oh we gotta go back all right the wig stuck to him and she said and that that traveled that traveled all the way to the stage with him and you didn't realize it right at the end it kind of falls off yeah he goes and then the video cuts now oh my question to you yeah let's flip that to to involve us right right now what is a female artist that you and me both would have a just a fantastic time at snow allegra snow allegra perfect let's say we go to a snow she drops her album she's on tour we go to somebody check on snow allegra by the way no no seriously do a wellness check i love her too much for her to not drop music in so long yeah snow what's going on baby temporary highs are the last time literally been years love you to death not trying to rush you just you drop you drop be my summer you drop this i thought it was coming that was three years ago yeah i need i need some music love you anyway say we're at snow's concert front row she comes down she's looking at you having this great moment oh sorry she's looking at you y'all are having a moment she's that eye twitch i literally not me i look like this no and she gives now she gives you a hug right don't touch me here we go she she goes like that or you give her a hug y'all both hug wouldn't she leaves right yeah some wire some cord grabs onto your pants and drops them because to me that's the equivalent for this woman i didn't that's inappropriate and it's a joke there's a comedy podcast now we're never going to be invited to a show but what would you do because i mean that is a terrible moment it caught that caught in in 4k 8k so snow allegra hugs me we're on the big screen she hugs me a wire catches my pants my pants fall yeah i absolutely rock the person next to me that's me i said i was there i'd knock the out of you i'd beat the out of you i'd literally be like why i can't go down alone are we talking about this what the else do i do i gut punch you i have to do something to her yeah i'm just like solo embarrassment is my biggest fear like i cannot go out alone i i refuse to and at least i'm honest i might not give you the answer you want but i will give you the truth what the it's the only thing i could do what would you do i i i know i thought about that if i same thing the wire catches we walk away and my pants just go i would i said i would literally act like nothing happened i was like and get him up real quick yeah try to dance and then if no one like like left me i'd literally be like i got it and i just run away i'd run home i'd run out of the venue but you're you're just like you're i wouldn't look your measurement of embarrassment bro you don't give a like that's great like you you drunkenly fell out of dials wings he said it had nothing to do with alcohol it didn't it did not okay you need you need to get a super good embarrassment one time i did it you need to get a super good embarrassment one time i do and lean into it cam that was my childhood what are you talking about like that the reason i feel the reason i feel the way i do is because of my childhood camp the most like they had a game in high school where they would go people bought with their money tape measures and it was like the measure of payton's net game and they would go around and they saw him in the hallway and they would take pictures of me on snapchat and they would be like today it's six inches say it's four like it would do like it was that was a game it was a class but payton and like i would be like it's not me they'd go oh i'm painting huh and they would do that because i had this anxiety that there was always something on my face so when i would talk to somebody one-on-one i would always be wiping my face so they would always do that when I was around I broke my back they would have they'd go like this walking around the hallways I did not know that I peed myself at my first sleepover in a sleeping bag and they told people about it first day of second grade I was wearing cargo shorts with a button right here right here and then I was so like you would carry a bunch of stuff I don't remember why I was carrying so much stuff but everybody was carrying a bunch of stuff and I was carrying it and my button popped on top my pants fell on my ankles in the middle of the hallway everybody watched me well uh I do I do want to say I'm sorry and I did not know it was that bad but I will say the craziest thing about what you just said is that your neck length can fluctuate two inches what the f**k do you mean no that's what the joke was they would say it was that's what they said it was I remember the first time I went to off kid never mind I'm not gonna say that because I'd put somebody in a bad position but um yeah one time whenever I was like really young and my teeth were first falling out I remember I was eating lunch and one of my teeth was in my food and then I went back to eat it and I had to spit it out because I forgot I didn't see it was there like did you okay now your parents are great and we've talked about this before but like did you not know like things like that what do you mean like if your tooth falls out you 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at better help.com slash ysk that's better h-e-l-p.com slash y-s-k now on to the rest of the episode the you should know podcast welcome back to the episode we have the women of ysk here to my right we have the lovely uh sauce i'm sorry what just happened live got into it now live's excited she hasn't been on since 230 looks like a rabid dog she's like now to my right we have the one the only sarah bungalow sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce into you want to introduce your bride there we go and to my left i have the one and only the beautiful mother of my amazing two children and my beautiful wife the one and only mama live mama live in the chair yeah in the chair mom dance mom dance mom dance my god they're fresh off of a 11 day sabbatical in um europe yeah yes yeah can we start with that in what world does it make sense your ears are dirty i'm so sorry i think that's i think i think we have to say it once because i it's i'm gonna be looking at the whole you know peyton the other day said you have cam ears wait he said you have me ears you have dirty ears too when i got back from the trip oh yeah sarah didn't clean her ears the whole trip i didn't have any q-tips girl i had q-tips first of all you can clean your ears without having q-tips you just do a finger pinky oh pinky oh i get that now you're not supposed to stick those things in here that's true they're not for ears i'm not gonna say what my dad is um what does he do no her dad like i love i love you to death tj he does some like like a floss pick in his ear he has a floss pick oh he's on some k-rob i've seen her dad grab a piece of mail yeah federal document and floss his teeth with it he went oh that's good mail back there is really good the quarter it scratches your gums because you got like a little hit of the gingy little gingivitis back there that'll hit something crazy my god it's making me sensitive just thinking about it i've seen big dog k-rob put scissors in his ear i had to it's just i can't look at it the whole episode live you just that stabbed me though how many times that was a pretty big chunk i saw that no it's it's massive every time it is now stop but they just got back from a 11-day sabbatical in europe um i mean y'all's comment section on all the videos y'all posted were like oh y'all need i can't wait to hear about your trip y'all should just tell us just y'all too like just y'all should start your own like oh my god oh my god tell us everything reveal all yeah just flooded everywhere yeah it's not gonna happen yeah it's not so appreciate this is the best we could give y'all not on here though but on our patreon patreon exclusive um that's coming out this wednesday um any tier you join you will be able to renew a full episode with them yes um give you all the tea but this is you know we've been around each other for a long time long time you know and then us being together it's been a while it has and we've all integrated into each other's lives pretty well but we haven't told y'all everything about our relationship what do you mean what does that mean just the little stories here and there yeah like a unwritten like i i genuinely don't know what you're about to say stories that we would like tell you at your house and we would laugh but so there's a story between me and sarah at the beginning of us knowing each other that is probably the most embarrassing story ever we did we've never heard this never heard it oh my god i'm so excited um it was we weren't even dating it was like whenever we were first starting to like spin the night together oh like early on oh my god you couldn't get it up no no no it's never been a problem with her oh oh dude she hugged me and it was out oh um but sorry to everybody watching now i'm right there but i didn't even know this story until like two weeks ago what she kept oh my god it's a sarah pov story it's the most embarrassing story about me that she kept for me and there's no reason she should still be in my life oh she just she should not be in my life oh okay you want to tell this story about whenever we were first starting to be around each other i started and you can help me okay well i guess it is my story but it is okay so this is whenever i started you know spending the night at his house more often and this time i needed to borrow a t-shirt to go to sleep okay so we know his old ways of his old closet so before i lived with anybody when i was living my single bachelor life my closet i i didn't do laundry i never did laundry what i would do is i would take off my clothes and i would throw them in the closet it was literally was like a burn pile it was insane i in no exaggeration there was probably a three foot stack of clothes that took up half my closet it was hundreds of articles of clothing i just sat there for over a year yeah i mean me man when you say that i remember seeing with my own eyes but like it you've you've evolved you know sarah has helped i hope y'all know whenever we got more serious and i was like okay we need to get this laundry situated i literally cried no i cried yeah live came over one day to help that didn't last long i literally broke down in the kitchen with cj was in the living room and i cried do you remember that how long did it take you to do my laundry well not until we moved to the new house and got a new washer and dryer so she never had to buy she had to buy a new house and machinery just to tackle it laundry and trash bags that was the easiest way to get rid of your yeah yeah it was years no it was disgusting and i love you and and that's and that that is the age-old thing of like it was just so big you never could start so you just kept adding on to me and live wore gloves yeah we did wear gloves me man you think you'd like a septic tank worker it was disgusting it was i was what i was doing is i was not instead of washing clothes i would just buy the same shirt yep i would be like i don't want to wash it i'm just gonna go buy that's so insane you know it's it was it was disgusting but so disgusting that i was like i'm gonna go buy a new shirt i'm gonna go buy a new shirt now fast forward back to what she was saying one of the first times she spent the night the first time she saw this pile of clothes no you you hid it oh i did hide it so never she didn't even see it i said no no you hid it and i was like what are we talking about no well so no so i was like i can i have a t-shirt and he was like oh yeah for sure let me just go get one from my closet so he's gone for a second brings back a t-shirt put it on you know spend the night and then the next morning i go home oh this is whenever i i fully couldn't like sleep the whole night i just like couldn't sleep she'd pretend she'd fall asleep but she would just stay up all night in the bed while i was sleeping She was like Smeagol. Leave at 5 a.m. Like you couldn't sleep at his house? Yeah. Why? Are you scared he's going to like murder you or something? What? I think she, like, you're just not comfortable. Yeah, I'm not used to sleeping in like someone else's house. Yeah. So I'd go home at 5 a.m. And this particular time, I was driving home. In the shirt? Sorry. Still in the shirt. And I was kind of like, I kind of smell weird. And I just ignore it. I go home. And I just, I go straight, I go straight to bed. I just go. In the shirt. Yes, in the shirt. Just go back to sleep. Because I was tired. And I wake up. I wake up later. And I start, you know, going through my day. Still in the shirt. Sarah. And I'm like, I'm like, I stink. This, I've never smelled like this ever before in my life. Yeah, you haven't. I was like, I was like, what? Is this smell? And it's following me. I think I started, like, cleaning my room. And I'm like, what? Why do I smell like this? So I then realized, I was like, this isn't my shirt. So I take the shirt off. And I give it a good little whiff in the pits. And. Oh. It was, it was not a clean shirt, guys. It was like, it smelled like he had played basketball. Did a full day of filming. In that shirt. And I thought it was me. I was embarrassed at first because I thought I smelled like that. And I was like, oh, my God. Around him. Yes. But no, it was. And so. My dog was sniffing me. Oh. So why didn't you, why didn't you leave me after that? Why'd you call him on his bulls**t and say, hey, f**k, gross McGee. Why'd you hang out with me again after that? What was your initial reaction to me as a man when you realized, oh, this guy gave me a dirty shirt? And I'm not going to lie. The way you built that whole story up, I literally thought she was about to say it was a c**t shirt. Same. I thought she was in the shirt. There might have been fluid in there. There might have been some c**t somewhere on the shirt. I literally thought it was going to be a post-s**t experience shirt. No, no, no. There might have been some residue, but I mean, not nothing. I know Peyton's funky. But so what, what, why, what was your initial reaction to me as a man? And why did you decide to continue? Please tell us. I think I just thought like, oh, he thought this was clean and it's not. You're so sweet. But think about, okay, now, but take that, right? And hold on to that. Think about how bad. It smelled and you smelt it, right? I think the shirt was disgusting. So you didn't text him your friends like this guy's shirt was nasty as hell. I'm never going. Oh my God. Let's put, oh my God. Let's put it on the hot seat. Did you tell anybody else about the shirt before you told Peyton? No. Good woman. Because she knew she wasn't leaving and she would have to deal with that embarrassment. No, I wouldn't be in the group chat. It stinks. Shirt stinks. But my thing is, if you, you know, like you, you stayed with him, whatever. You're giving him the benefit of the doubt. But you know how bad. The shirt smells. So do you not think that he could have also smelled the shirt and he still gave it to you? Well, I can tell you what happened. I did. And he's just immune to it. I didn't smell it. It is your own sense. No, I did smell it, but I didn't. Well, that changes everything. She breaks up with you right here. No. So what happened was, so she told me like, Hey, I need a shirt. So I was like panic mode. So I went to the closet and I was like, you cannot come in here. Like, you can't see this yet. So I walked in there and I saw them. Yeah. The, the, the mountain of clothes. And I was like, Hey, no, I can't do that. I was like, okay, I'm gonna look at the rack of like the six shirts I have up there. They're all designer shirts that are up there. And so I was like, the only shirt that I had hung up were the designer ones. And so I was like, I'm not giving her those. So I looked, I looked, I looked, I'm not giving her these, you know, whatever. And so I was like, okay, there are some shirts in this pile that maybe one where I wore for a couple hours, the stench couldn't have evolved, but I was in such a panic. Mode that instead of grabbing a shirt from the top of the pile, I started to dig. Cause I wanted to give her a semi good shirt. Now I didn't realize if that's been sitting there for like seven months. So all of this, all of the stench of these clothes have accumulated. Cause it's not just shirts in there. There's underwear, socks, shorts, pants. Like it's all in there. And so I was like this, I gave it a quick hit. I guess I got a good spot and I gave it to her. Peyton, seven months. Is that is, that is like, I cannot fathom. I cannot fathom. I cannot fathom and I love you to death, but I'm gonna say lives laundry. I cannot fathom what lives laundry would smell like if it's set there for seven months in a row. No, no, you smell great. 95% of your life, that 5%, when you hit the gym or you decide to sweat me, I've heard about that. It is. I mean, it's like a, it is like a ripe, nasty Rankin scent. I mean, it makes you just go, but it's good because all the, every, every other time you smell good. Seven, seven months is. I didn't do laundry for about a year and a half. I didn't touch my washing machine. So how did you have clean draws? Bottom. I bought him and I was, Oh, he bought him. He rewore the, I would rewear draws like two to three days. I lived alone. I was single. I was, I didn't care. Oh, are you crazy? I was growing. Crawfish season out of my. Are you crazy? I learned fast not to smell any laundry. If you think it's dirty or clean. Oh, y'all know what? What happened in Houston? The first time we, she went on tour with us, right? What? And whenever we're in that Airbnb in Houston, my shorts were on the ground. My camo shorts that I wore during meet and greets and like worked out. And I was like, are these clean or dirty? And you know? Oh, my God, Sarah. I didn't know. I've never, I've never been around like a boy. You're oh, oh, never been around boys laundry before. I was like, I can smell my clothes. I can smell my clothes and decide if they're clean or dirty. Cause it's just like a little like. No, it's a little in there too little sweaty. I got slapped in the face and I told his mom and she was like, Oh girl, you never sniff a man's laundry. She said you ain't never sniff a man's laundry. Yeah. Okay. Sarah. She loves me. First off shout out, Sarah. Crazy story. You are a better human being than me. And probably most people out there. I would've been like, you gotta be fucked up. Yeah. You gave me a seven month old sweatshirt never again, but y'all just got so hype and I don't really like how hype y'all just got talking smell smell. So I have a question. Okay. Objectively, which do you think is crazier? The amount of time that will stay in the bathroom or the amount of time it takes y'all to get ready. You in the bathroom. You got me fucked up. That might be a personal thing. Cause he doesn't stay in the bathroom. Okay. I think that's a you thing. What? Cam spends the most time in the bathroom. So you're telling me Peyton doesn't go in there and get on his phone, doom scroll. I think actually Cameron goes in there to hide from the kids, but I don't go to hide from the kids. Yes you do. Malachi comes in there and you were like, lock the door. No. Can I say anything? That is a parent thing. That's a dad thing. That's a very dad thing. Cause my dad does it too. Yes. It's a getaway. Okay. That's what they do. I'm not there in life yet. But so when he gets there, he'll be there. When I get there, I will, I will stay in that bathroom. Yes. But it's a known husband and father thing to find your favorite bathroom and that's sanctuary. Bathroom and lawn. And I don't do landscaping. So all I got is the toilet. Yeah. That's insane. He doesn't. Okay. The thing that makes me mad is he doesn't use the bathroom in our bedroom. He goes to the guest bathroom. Like that's like his little head. My dad does. Like he just said. I need a sanctuary. If you're yapping at me through the door and under the crack, I no longer have peace. Yeah. See now that's, now we have to find an agreement here. You have to find it allotted time. That's good. But I do agree. He does take an ungodly amount of time in the bathroom. I do. And he's weird about it. Cause he'll like when we're recording. Time out. This was, how the hell did this end up a three on one? Because I couldn't relate to this. How long? How long do you stay in there? Oh, like eight minutes. But Clash Royale. Clash, if I'm saying that right. Yeah. It's a three minute game. Mm-hmm. But then he'll play a couple of them. She knows. Yeah. Or he'll just go to double overtime, which is an extra one minute per overtime. That's a long time. So it's five minutes. We had two kids running around. And he's just weird about his poop. We'll be recording. And after we record one thing, he'll be like, dude, I got to piss. He knowing he has to go poop. He'll say, I have to go piss knowing he has to go poop. And it'll be in there for 15 minutes. And we're like, bro. Cameron, you don't go poop every time you go to the bathroom. No. At the house, I don't. But here, I genuinely do. Oh. So I just. Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. We got him. You literally just say, at the house I do. So you lie when you go to the bathroom saying you just have to go pee. What do you want me to say, Lynn? I go. I go, what do you want me to say? I go to the bathroom as a man who works and comes home to his kids. And sometimes, I just want to sit down and I want to play Clash. Now, in my mind, the way my cogs spin, if I do that right in front of you, that's a little backhanded. You can literally play that while you're holding Malachi or feeding Rylan. Oh, God, no. No, you can't. No, you can't. You don't have to go to the bathroom to do that. No, you can't. I think you could just say, hey, I'm going to go play Clash in the bathroom. Thank you. Thank you. I think that would make it better. Yes. I think that would be the best. Because you say, oh, I got to go poop. I'm like, you just pooped. And you know the other day, you were like, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, you dig yourself a hole by doing that. He did. The other day, he was sitting there and he was like, can you take a mile? And I had to go pee. I said, you just went to the bathroom. He was like, oh. Oh, yeah, I did. So that just shows that he did. And don't say you didn't do that the other day. We all just had a meeting about that. It's Cam's little white lie. Yeah, we did. We did. He has a white lie. I tried to do it for you, though. Give me some light. No, for me, it's like, oh, live with him for a second. Why don't you just go, why don't you just go, hey, I want to go play Clash in the bathroom. Because then I, okay, because, I mean, y'all are right. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to go play Clash. I'm going to play Clash. No, I'll take this as a moment. This turned into an insane twist, but that's okay. Y'all are right. I will take this and I'll learn from it. But I think I do it to protect my own insecurity that I'm overwhelmed or I'm flustered in the moment and I want like a little two, three-minute break. You don't grow a pair? See, because I have a wife like that that puts me down and makes me feel like my tiny. But you could say that, hey, I'm flustered. I need two, three minutes to play Clash. And she'd literally say, hey, I've been flustered all day, you white boy. And then so y'all have to have the agreement of like your fluster times. You have to get on the same fluster schedule. So he doesn't take long in the bathroom? No, and if he did, we don't have kids, so I don't really care. Yeah, it's like I won't see Sarah for like five hours. Okay, now that's great. Now that's great. Now maybe you can not hang me out to dry this time. Can we get back to y'all taking two to two and a half hours to get ready? Now I want to preface this. I know our women are beautiful. I know there's a ton of steps. I know there's makeup. I know there's foundation. Let's go. Let's call a spade a spade. There's no way we have a dinner reservation at 830 and you go, I'm going to start getting ready. And I look down, it's four o'clock. That is egregious. That is absolutely insane. I think four hours to get ready is insane. I think with the same thing with your bathroom time, it is almost like a girl time. Get him, Sarah. That's fine. We can get ready within like 30 minutes to an hour. We just rather. I mean, if we're rushed, we just rather sit. We rather sit. Sip our bloom. Can I say that on here? Yeah. We'd rather sit. Yeah. Sometimes. You can sip your bloom. You can sip whatever. I'll put on a show and it's just like, you know, time for. It's girl time. Yeah, girl time. That's what I think it is. Yes. Okay. That's perfect. So now Liv. Now that we have on the record that it's girl time, right? I don't get that often. You say I have a kid yelling, that, that, that. Or Mylon's screaming when I'm getting ready. So when I do get to get ready, oh, I'm going to take my two hours and 30 minutes. Now the only. Only you do. Only you do. Only you do. You just said that to me. Okay. I just dug myself a hole. There we go. So now the only problem with that is knowing that that's the exact same thing I do, but mine is for five minutes. Yours is for two and a half hours. When I'm feeding Mylon, Malachi's going, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. And I'm going, oh, burp. All that. And you're just like in there like this. Sarah, what are you wearing? No, I'm not watching. I'm sipping this though. And you know, I'm literally drowning outside. That, that's my only thing. If it's the same exact boat, mine's five minutes and it's, it makes your skin itch. Yours is two and a half hours. I just got to take it on the chin. But you don't have to come out of the bathroom and look good to be somewhere. Thank you. You could throw a dirty t-shirt on and go. I think, I think both should be respected. I think, I think, I think they're a lot of bathroom. Cause I've learned. That's the first time I learned that was with her. I was like, God, I was like, I was like, no, no, seriously. I was like, you don't do much. Like I've seen the whole thing. You don't do much, but it's taking you so long. And then I sat in there for one of them and she's just like on FaceTime with her friends. She's listening to music. She's watching murder shows. And I'm like, oh, this is your, like, this is your, you, this is a girl's video game. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. But the thing, the problem with that is P is I can boot the PC on. I'm a piece of. That's, that's a conversation y'all got to have. I don't turn into marriage counseling. No, this is what it is. Turn into intervention. That's a conversation y'all need to have of like, both should be allowed in my opinion. Oh, a hundred percent. Thank you, P for that opinion. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by GLD. Now stop and think about it for a second. 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Like in an argument, an opinion, whatever. Oh, okay. Anything that y'all do. We compiled a little list. It's not that long. It's not that long. Not like that. Not like that. It's not that long. No. I don't want to do here this list because I generally don't think our relationship, we do anything weird. Let's get on, babe. Let's go. Compared to the stuff that y'all do? Yeah, and I want to hear ours. I want to hear ours. Okay, I don't have a long list. No, ours isn't long at all. Ours isn't long at all. Ours is like two or three things. We both noticed it when we sat in the room. We both noticed it. And they're funny. They're hilarious. And hopefully y'all can have some fair and some light skin and take it. Oh, we can take anything. Okay. Okay, let's go. I'm going to argue it down, though. I'll say it. Yeah, argue it. Yeah, you argue it down. When y'all say ours, we're going to argue it down. We'll go first. Yeah. So, the first thing that we find, it's honestly just more hilarious. I'm scared. As a 27-year-old man and a 24-year-old woman. 23. 23-year-old woman. So sorry. As adults, let's just start there. There we go. As two adults, the fact that up until a week ago, y'all didn't have nice hands is crazy. Thank you. Okay, thank you. Let's keep doing it. Get it. Get it. Oh, my gosh. She's. Okay, first of all, you're welcome. No, imagine being a 27-year-old man and you're like this. Oh, it's time to go to bed. Like, in the morning, when you wake up to turn your alarm off, you have to crawl out of bed. I'd have to reach down. Imagine getting a drink of water like this. Oh, my God. First of all, I believe houses should have necessities, not accents. Oh, my God. That is. Five-foot Gengar puzzle. Exactly. Exactly. Little anime toys. Uh-uh. No, that's funny, though. First of all, we are coming into our own. We are a young, new relationship. I've never had a nightstand. I didn't need it. That's insane. You don't know where you went. You just had nothing. No, literally, the last one was, like, built into the frame. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn't believe in nightstands. That's not about art. That's an attack on me, mother----. That's not an attack on the relationship. That's true. That's true. We want to dispatch that. Okay, but this next one, though, go ahead. Or do you want me to say it? I don't care. You say it. Go. Okay, so, well, you're more funnier than me. Yeah, deliver, and then she'll piggyback. Yes, yes, yes. What's weird about our relationship? So, the next one that we think is semi-weird is the fact that, like, again, it's more of a Peyton thing, but the second thing is that y'all don't, like, eat dinner together sometimes. Like, you don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be like smacking some on the couch and Sarah's sitting sitting at the island like by herself after she just cooked the meal like y'all don't like we did talk about this okay we did talk about this i'm so sorry pete i don't think it's weird at all literally last night uh we got dinner yeah and i had soup so i was like i don't want to take that on the couch because i always want to eat on the couch i want to watch the show and i was like i'm gonna sit here and eat it and he was like oh okay i'll sit with you but you could tell he wanted to go on the couch yeah good man good for you oh i'll do it if she wants me to but i i am i view relationships as oh we're more coexisting than anything yeah i don't like i'm very much like a dog and a cat that like live together it's like oh i love you i love being around you i'd much rather you be here than not here but oh i there's some non-negotiables i need to be alone in even dinner dinner so what dinner is sacred no it's not when you sit down what if when y'all have kids y'all aren't gonna want to talk about that we said as long as you have that nice dinner table that you got for your house as long as we're all in the same room and we're like talking we don't care about like seat places exactly no seat placements yeah but like if you're at the island you're on the couch say pj's on the patio he's just an ipad kid he has to watch something to eat well the thing is is i don't get much time to like watch shows or movies i feel that and so when i do do it i want to be eating when i do it yeah because i have a tv in your room and we have it no no we have no tv in our room we don't believe in tvs in the room that's crazy too that's good no but it allows us to it's it really helped my laziness a lot it gets us out of the room in the morning so quick like at night we fall asleep quicker but um no i don't want to eat with her all the time i don't want to smell your food one time a day just like me getting ready that i've i've seen that's kind of his sacred time like it's my sacred time okay i want to watch hunter hunter okay let's be honest let's be honest yeah sarah i want you to be honest this is a loving space we all love each other would you be honest this is a loving space we all love each other would you be honest this is a loving space we all love each other would you be honest this is a loving space we all love each other would you prefer that it's it's either yes or no there's no middle ground black and white peyton never eats dinner with you y'all are always in split rooms or y'all just eat dinner together every night and then afterward bro dinner can take 10 minutes 15 minutes and then afterwards he goes and watches hunter hunter no because i want to eat while i'm watching it this is a question for sarah excuse me yeah stay over there this is a question for sarah would you rather he never eats dinner with you ever or he always eats dinner with you of course i would prefer him eat dinner with me but also the thing oh god what happened to no gray we don't eat the same dinners this man peyton i love peyton is so hell-bent peyton is so hell-bent on his macros and calories and this and he's picky and he's lactose and all these things and that's and that's oh he's very lactose baby give him ice cream yo it's like a it's a bomb threat going off but sarah like sarah is also very healthy and she likes different foods and stuff but pain's like oh god no never eat dinner with you i'll never try that yeah no i'll never try that what'd you just eat yesterday butter chicken i'm never gonna eat that no no i'm not gonna lie the absolute craziest one ever was at her uh at when she cooked the um the chicken what is it chicken parmesan oh it's disgusting sarah made chicken parmesan and she worked in the kitchen for three hours this mother popped hot dogs in the air fryer which is she made my meal that's her meal okay but she did she didn't make it thinking i was going to eat it she knew before peyton's not going to eat this so we think it's weird that sometimes you guys do two different dinners and don't eat dinner together maybe once you have to me the two the two it's never going to change what if your kids like daddy come eat dinner with me no i'm going to eat with i'll eat with her i love it what if your daughter you have a daughter she looks in your eyes she goes that that can you can we turn the tv off for dinner yeah i'll do it that's different i'm talking about like but you won't do it for sarah that's she's never said that and when she's asked you to eat together i do eat together and we do eat together a lot but i do prefer if especially with certain meals i think this is where my touch my autism comes in with certain meals like if i get my what a burger what a burger is strictly i'm alone i don't want to touch talk can't be around people what a burger's alone time food that's theater food that is theater you know what i mean i really don't want to watch him eat that either i used to say i used to say that's why y'all are made for each other i used to sit right next to him when we like we would have the late night like it'd be super late and i'd sit right next to him eating what a burger he would not like look at me or speak to me or anything he'd just be looking at the tv like this it's my alone time i need my what a burger to be alone yeah you know what i think that's weird that y'all do yeah hit us with it i think it's weird that y'all openly next to each other we've been doing that since the day that's so weird bro i didn't know that those other person will be strictly just talking to them with the door open oh yeah all the time so invasive separation anxiety all the time now i will say that's cool when it's past that it's a little dependent who cares cameron well this was before but he literally saw a baby come out of me so what's it y'all did that when y'all are dating though that is true i said regard that i will level i at first i was in complete disagreeance i was like hey no no you you shut that door i i shut this door and then it just kind of bled onto me and then that sounds crazy then it kind of was forced onto me and it just slowly like my walls just came down and down and down and then i was just all of a sudden taking doors right back to my childhood though because i grew up in a one bet like a one bathroom like everybody got ready everybody pissed everything in one bathroom that makes sense so when me and cameron got together that was just normal to me like i you shower what yeah that's up is that not disgusting i wouldn't allow that it's a non-negotiable non-negotiable it's a non-negotiable oh i don't think anyone wants the door open when i go oh my god sarah sarah has nuclear i said nuclear and she had the nerve to say on our trip olivia your fart just took me out i said oh girl mama i don't know what you're talking about fart just took me out i said oh girl my one fart the whole trip yeah but you have to leave every time which i respected that yeah that's i respect that too why it's so weird it's so healthy that it's just like i think it's yeah i think it's just it's a diet no because bro uh one of my old teammates he ate nothing but like fruit and clean stuff protein and his farts would literally have you gagging so that's weird that i think i think it's so strange any couple that uses the bathroom and the other person's in the room i hate that no i don't like it that's so strange to me i will say when you get like a house bathroom like say our bathroom and y'all's yeah like it's a it's different i'm saying compared to what we both used to have like okay little shallow bathrooms where it's like toilet everything's right next to each other our bathroom's where there's a whole nother door for the toilet yeah like that's a bit different i don't even like sarah being in that i don't like sarah being in the room i don't know that's my biggest fear is somebody smelling my insides or hearing my insides come out like i do not like that's so invasive that's not true i will shower at night and that's his time to use the bathroom right but the shower there's there's a door yes because because there's soap will cover up the smell the sound of the shower and the music why do you want not what you want to hear in your butt it's just let that butt talk i don't want to hear you my butt queef let that butt queef get a little toot out okay what's weirder though is that y'all use the bathroom next to each other but cam won't walk around the house butt naked that's true yeah kids running around oh no you i mean even before the kids like i'll i'll show her but i i just not i'm not walking around but naked i refuse to do it i don't either so that just might be a thing that's so strange that y'all just won't be like naked around like me and sarah have full conversations just butt naked standing next to each other yeah mine's more not to be sad but i just don't like my body so i'm not walking i'm not walking around my hanging out i'm just not i'm just not not doing it maybe when i chopped the picture oh maybe live i love your body i know you i'm just saying that's why i don't walk around now it's fair and i can't say anything to that and i that's fair and you know bozzy positivity is important positivity positivity i'm open to say that i've never been that person i don't know why yeah i mean i can't no i love your body you can walk around but it's ratchet no i just i genuinely i think it's like a it's a very like i'll navigate throughout the bathroom but one time i get an open living room and my balls are out i'm just kind of like i just feel like i should be oh i love it if if uh cj didn't live with us i would be naked a lot more yeah i think i am the naked neighbor i need to close the windows more often i think it's kind of hot did you know you can get arrested for that if you're naked inside not arrested sorry but you can get a charge if you're naked in your own house but your window is open and someone sees you from street view did you know you could get i didn't know that but most of the time whenever i am it's like i have to run and get something from like the see laundry room yeah or like you know that's what i'm saying laundry room uh uh um uh closet bathroom i can be naked for sure yeah i'm not just going once i'm hitting like the couch if i was to sit in my hole on a couch and my balls are out probably saw me more naked over the trip than cameron has seen can i say that that can be a debate that can no no no yeah that's gonna be a debate right here that's a no here we go hit it we're in europe hold on hold on take y'all's trip out of it take y'all's trip out of it i think it is so strange how girlfriends like y'all two can get just openly naked in front of each other and be okay with it guy friends we will never do that y'all are ego that's the word egotistic oh his pp is bigger than mine or i like i don't care i see and sorry cam that was not what i was meaning i was talking with my head no she said oh guys are you just to go like his peepee's bigger than yours Even if That is so strange Like girls don't compare That's why y'all don't No that's not true That's not true Like I know what I'm working with Right Yes Like Damien Right And I know what I got Right Liv Yeah She has this perfect husband size She has this great husband material It's like The big ones suck I don't like I hate the way the big ones hurt me Okay Okay Sorry Okay Okay Hurt me See that's where Cam takes it Okay but I'm saying Like Like Egotistically aside Like Cam has seen my pee pee Yes Like he's seen me naked Right But even in that I will never just get out of the shower And talk to him just swinging Yeah She'll be like What's up bro Okay Okay We're not sitting there like Okay Sarah What are we doing today No You know good and well You get out of the shower You had them big Just out there floating And Sarah saw him You know She saw him But it felt like We're having a full on conversation Both of us It's like It's like oh like I'm gonna get changed now Like sorry we're in a room This size Like Okay No y'all taking it to Europe Stop taking it to Europe I remember Okay I see what you're saying Girls in general just do this Okay All the time How early in y'all's friendship Did y'all get naked in front of each other Pretty early Exactly Exactly Cam accidentally saw my penis I accidentally saw the rock Yeah And he was And it was behind some red Nike shorts And what'd you say I said wow I said wow I don't know why it is I don't I think it's just We're just comfortable Because we have the same body parts Yeah And like We do too I really can't answer this I think it's like I think it's like you said Like guys Like ego things Exactly Y'all innately sexualize everything Yes Like we're just like This is our Whoa Whoa Yes But can I say I think girls sexualize it more No we don't No because girls are way more open To be like That girl's hot Or that girl looks good Like she's fine Like guys I can say that to I can say that to a guy Like I can know when a guy's hot But like I'll never be comfortable I can say that to a guy And it's not an ego thing Because I think I'm pretty blessed God thank you But I'll never just be like Dude When you get out of the shower I'm just standing right there No it was my See y'all never And okay And to further this though To further this And y'all might say Oh it's just fun And whatever whatever It's not fun No but I didn't say it's fun No fun Fun loose like carefree But also tell me I'm wrong Y'all And this isn't even to make it weird Tell Oh God tell me I'm wrong Y'all would kiss Before me and Peyton would kiss No On a drunken night No yes And a party That's true And some bullshit event Y'all would do a fake Oh I love you girl Before me and Peyton would Ever lock lips And I don't know why He won't let me Yeah but that's not me either That's not my thing No that's That's not you But I'm saying That's girls Say we're at a New Year's And I think Oh 10-9-8-7 We would kiss They would kiss And if y'all turn around And Pump said Oh my God Just break it in And y'all would do that Before we Why'd that make me jump Like y'all weren't supposed to kiss I know same I was like But okay But like yes Every girl Every girl that I know Has kissed another girl Exactly He just has fun friends Drunkingly or like We don't say I've never kissed No not y'all That's what I'm saying But it would have Kissed a girl Girls in general Yes yes I've kissed a girl See And like I've tried To kiss a guy Like right like New Year's Like right me and Kay I'm home He's like I try to dab him up Kiss right now I'm like No No I'm not No Kiss right now Talk to me on December 31st At 1258 Talk to me then Okay but And that's f***ed up Like why is it Like they can kiss right And we'd be like Oh that's They're just having fun But we kiss It's like Pain's so bricked up Right now Yeah and I don't think I'd be able to stop myself I go that's why What? I don't think I'd be able to stop myself You want the real truth? Your lips are nice I think I'd go after it What has this turned into? No I'm kidding But no I'm never kissing him It's also just how like His beard's sharp Men are raised To be just masculine Yeah it's so lame Yeah Dude I'm gonna teach I'm gonna teach my kids Kiss whoever you want man Yep But I'm gonna I think we further this On Patreon right? Absolutely Absolutely We'll get more into it We're gonna tell some stories About our relationships Can we get more rated R on there? Oh f*** yeah More rated R superstars Are you 11? It's gonna be a full hour Of the girls We can get more rated R Than this Oh we can get nasty Sarah Sarah's such a nice lady I was gonna say What are you a saint? 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