The podcast blends humor, personal anecdotes, and product promotions, centering on fishing adventures and daily life. Hosts share their fishing experiences, reflecting on catch counts, favorite fish, and memorable moments—such as catching a trout or being mocked for being "skinny" at a rental store. The episode includes light-hearted discussions on cultural observations, like the age and dedication of Publix staff, and personal milestones, like a family member's first fish. Product segments promote One Bone, Abercrombie, and Hook, emphasizing fit, comfort, and outdoor performance. A recurring "Peach and Pit" format allows for personal reflection on highs and lows, such as enjoying a sandwich or feeling frustrated by poor casting. The hosts also explore future travel plans, considering destinations like Scotland or New Zealand, and propose a new "Bush Week" as an alternative to traditional fishing trips. The tone remains playful and self-aware, with moments of camaraderie and humor, while emphasizing themes of patience, community, and personal growth in outdoor environments.
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got one well it was touch and go there for a while after all of that i'm just glad you finally
got one on the board because jesus christ if you hadn't it would have ruined this trip what
what uh has come out at this time everything both fish episodes yeah yeah okay so we can
freely so i can freely speak yeah i can speak my mind yeah i mean look i wasn't worried about not
catching one i i feel like you boys you're too you're too quick you're moving too fast
fishing it's all about patience and relaxing and it takes you into a meditative state
and uh was i a little bit flustered of course of course i was a little bit flustered
it definitely doesn't help when i'm fucking mid-cast like we've been out there for like 15
minutes and i hear you guys fucking in my ear the smokestack twins nobody was in your ear
smoking stack in my ear no nobody was doing any of that we were gassing you up if anything
no you guys were like whispering like harry's like we're like he like i don't know if he's
gonna catch a fish like we got to that but i was never worried i never i was never sweating it i
sensed from your sort of growing uh your fuse got shorter and shorter my fuse was never short i was
just trying to enjoy the moment being the present he was hot there's the amount of times what was
your signature line when you didn't have something really i would say really really yeah i mean because
i thought i would get hit and then i would set the hook and i wouldn't there wouldn't be any fish on
the other end yeah i'm happy you got one i probably had the biggest fish of my life let's just tell
my boys about it in front of you guys i know i was just on facetime and uh yeah i guess that was
the first time you were around or i guess yesterday you were around when i was facetiming them but my
wife was like uh sass probably thinks it's gay to say hi to your kids so i got embarrassed and hung
up that's crazy i was howling laughing when you were talking to the kids yeah you were at me oh
i thought it was great i was like they look exactly like you yeah like they have your exact face yeah
they're my seed it's funny i didn't know that they were like so like developed and smart it's like
the baby trump videos honestly it honestly is yeah it's just like the baby trump baby biden videos
Like, when you were waving at the camera, like, they were waving back.
Like, they recognized you through the phone.
Yeah, they dialed the fuck in.
Yeah, I didn't know they would be capable of that.
I thought it was just, like, they were just hearing your voice.
No, they were along for the ride.
Yeah, it was cool to see.
It's happening fast, so you don't think it's gay to have kids?
No, not at all.
I think it's a miracle that we should be celebrating, if anything.
Now you're fucking talking.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's give our fish count for the week.
Let's all give our fish counts.
I think we should do our fish count and we should all say our favorite fish that we caught.
We'll do rose and thorn.
Let's do our peach and our pit.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You cool with that?
I don't know what kind of poetry shit you guys are talking about.
Peach and pit, rose and thorn, peaks and valleys, brother.
It's like when girls go out to dinner after a long weekend and they have to say something.
Okay.
What are your favorite, what is your favorite thing that you did and your least favorite thing?
Yes, exactly.
Well, that's a less fucking weird way to say it.
Peach and pit.
yes tell me what your peel your stone yeah your plum and your grape your flower or your
scythe yeah you're right you're you're yeah what were they well for me okay so
final fish count for me what how many did i catch today i don't remember i think three
today three so four so i got four including my uh fucking megalodon yesterday yeah yeah that
It was a beast.
Tash, what was your count?
I guess, how many did I get today?
Two or three?
I think you got three today.
I got one of the jack, and then I got the trout.
Trout.
And then I got another weird thing.
Or no, was that the jack?
That was the jack.
Yeah, I think I only got two today.
Oh, you only got two?
Yeah.
Okay.
So that gets you to three total.
Nah, there's no way, because I caught two back to back.
Yeah, and that was it.
That was all she wrote.
Really?
That was it?
That's all you had, yeah.
had one minute of good fishing and we were out for maybe 10 hours i mean i was hot in that one
minute though it was every cat mac and mac and it's like it was every i remember it was amazing
it was before the thing even hit the water yeah they'd be jumping at it yeah sometimes you get
that i guess my count was three i mean look it's not i wouldn't say it's tippable by any means
not to be at all i would say uh but it's not bad you know we did what we had to do we caught the
fish we wanted to catch except for a tarpon but that was a team effort it was ron you had three
i had three i had three legit and one we uh threw back for being a big bass i mean ron might have
been the mvp i think ron was the mvp today for sure yeah and yesterday uh francis was the the
mvp with the tarpon i would have just loved being able to go head to head with the tarpon with my
with the 33 the 33 incher but i reeled backwards and let out my rope while i was doing it he's
like wow it's really getting into the mangroves it's like yeah he's giving it more leash
i did i missed that hole dude doesn't it feel like reeling in a fish should go the other way
they make like other handed rods and i i thought i was going the other way there also are some rods
that do reel that way i believe and so that so am i is it that's pretty dumb and embarrassing i mean
Now, I unscrewed the handle of the rod.
Yeah, that's crazy.
And then dropped the fish multiple times.
And it got all the way to the boat.
Yeah.
And then. And I just went too fast.
She was gone.
Yeah.
Then I dropped it.
I dropped the other fish.
It's just. I'm just not very sporting when it comes to handling the fish like that.
Yeah, you dropped that trout big time.
Yeah.
That thing definitely died.
You think?
100%.
You cussed it?
100%.
No, it was probably just loopy a little bit.
No, trout die.
like if you like flick them in the face they said that that that trout had one million eggs it was
going to have one million babies that it would single-handedly repot anymore you think it lost
genocide you think it lost the baby if i don't know i actually have no i don't know what the
sea trout like what the difference is if that was like a freshwater trout dead 100 yeah because
they have such soft mouths yeah soft everything how the guy how about the guy saying that they
soft mouths I know they do that's gay that's gay what he said that's gay what was uh your favorite
fish that you caught Harry definitely my trout yeah trout what about you Ron uh I'd say my trout
The big one? The big mama?
Francis?
Today I really, I liked catching the trout.
Yeah, I think trout's much cooler than jackfish, which I caught.
What about your fucking tarpon?
The tarpon was cool.
Yeah, the tarpon was way better than any of the fish we caught today.
Would you say that it was. It made today seem stupid.
But would you say that, like, actually, like, did you enjoy having, like, a longer fight?
Are you kidding?
Did you see how much fun that was?
I don't know, you didn't really look like you were having fun in the moment.
I was a little scared.
You were like, anybody else?
I was worried that I was going to lose it.
Yeah.
And I thought we needed to get it all the way to the boat.
Yeah.
Did you hear what he said today?
He said that he took people out this morning.
They hooked three tarpon and didn't get a single one to the boat.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that is impressive.
The fact that we got it all the way in, it seems like a miracle to me.
Yeah, I mean, how many. How many fish did we lose even today?
Yeah.
I probably lost, like, four.
Pun.
Yeah.
Maybe even ten.
It might have even been ten.
There was a fucking lot.
What's your. It's all hooks down here.
Can I say what my peach was?
I don't know what my pit was, but I think my peach was Publix.
I feel like I really enjoyed those Publix sandwiches.
So did I.
I think I was hating on them, just being like, oh, it's just glorified Wawa or something like that.
No.
It's different.
That guy took so much pride in making the sandwich.
He was 85 years old.
He can't retire.
That was a little bit disconcerting, that there was people with pink hair shaving down the roast beef.
I mean, everybody behind the deli counter at Publix was. A hundred.
The oldest people.
And you think, are they doing this because they like it or because they have to?
Are they trying to stay sharp and social and purposeful?
I don't know.
I think they're all rich.
I think they're all rich locals who are just doing it kind of as community service to guys like us,
who are shopping at Publix.
They got to be rich, right?
I mean. Don't tell me they're poor and having to work into their late 80s.
I mean, I would assume that's probably what it is, unfortunately.
Okay, well, that's my pit.
That's a pit, yeah.
So your peach and your pit both happened at Publix.
Yeah.
The pit was seeing how old those folks were and the realization that they had to grind.
But then the peak happened not three minutes later when I sunk teeth into that sub.
Francis A.
He made a sub right in front of the guy who made it.
He did.
Like it was fucking sushi.
And he looked up when I was taking my last bite and he went, huh.
He might have said, like, good sandwich, huh?
He was like, I couldn't wait.
I was hungry.
Watched you make it.
Couldn't wait.
Did you take a dump in that Publix?
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
You did?
Yeah, I needed to.
Why didn't you just do it here?
I did.
You would have doubled.
I doubled.
And then I tried to shit at the kayak place, too.
It was just like a nonstop.
I just couldn't come out.
I couldn't get it out.
Oh, you couldn't go?
Well, I went, but it was like, the first one was like, yeah, that's like, that's a quarter
of the tank.
Yeah, at best.
So you had to unscrew the valve?
Yeah.
God damn, dude.
And then the second one was like, that's half.
But there's still probably a quarter in.
I think it's fiber.
I think that if you had just had some leafy greens, it would have dragged everything through.
Who knows, man, with Harry.
Those Jolly Rancher chews have some fiber in them.
No chance.
That's pure gelatin.
That's like putting a toilet plunger end into your body and just eating it.
That's disgusting.
That's true.
Where are we about to go tonight?
And are they going to laugh at us for bringing that amount of meat?
Yeah, definitely.
Probably.
They're going to be like, well, you could do like fish tacos, something like that.
Yeah.
We could make a ceviche.
We're bringing four fillets of trout from two rather small trout, I would say.
He said that's how big they are, though.
Yeah.
We just, they told, I said.
He said, what's the limit?
And he said, we can take four per person.
So I thought we were all going to get four trout.
Yeah, I think he did, too.
Yeah.
Because for a second there, it was, we were, things were picking up.
Yeah, we were hidden.
We should never have left that place.
No, we really shouldn't have.
What, the first one?
The one where we caught everything.
The second one.
Oh, the second one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, I love the first one.
I like the first one, too.
I kind of wish we went back to the first one once all of our casting improved.
I hadn't figured it out yet.
I also had no ability to judge whether something was biting.
The bait.
Yeah, it's tough to tell.
I kind of figured it out at the end.
Like, I had an easier time when I was keeping tension on the line rather than letting out
all that slack.
Yeah.
Where are you, uh, when we go out to dinner, they're going to just, what, grill up?
Look at this fucking bunny right here.
Look at this bunny.
I told you there was a fucking hare.
Yep, that's a beast.
Shoot it dead.
Get it.
See, that's us being a beast.
Somebody gun that bunny down immediately.
Where's Elmer?
Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him?
A double-barreled shotgun.
I ate a rabbit a couple weeks ago.
It was so delicious.
I mean, it was really delicious.
Better than chicken.
Significantly.
Ew.
I almost think of it as, like, a dark, a darker meat.
No, no, no.
Not so dark.
It was light.
Very white.
Really?
Yes, really.
It must have been a bigger bunny than that one.
It was definitely bigger than that one.
Yeah, that one's pretty small.
That would be tough to cook.
It today made me realize, because we have a video coming out about going through the mangroves,
it made me realize how, if I really had to fend for myself, how incapable that I would be.
I was just thinking about this.
You know, do you guys think, well, I want to come back to that,
but do you think that if Castaway happened to us, to any one of us, you'd survive?
Like what?
Like a full-on tsunami?
No, Castaway the movie, right?
Tom Hanks?
Yeah, I know it.
Oh, when he gets, when he. He crashes the plane on an island.
He crashes the plane on the island.
And at best, he has a few FedEx packages that wash up, from which he can make tools.
But besides that, he has to forage for all his own food.
And he lives for, whatever, 20 years or some shit.
Interesting.
Because he figures out how to get fish and, you know. It's like the Martian.
Yeah, he only ate potatoes.
Yeah.
I don't think I would be able to.
I guess I would try my hardest.
Do you think that evolution would kick in quickly enough, effectively, to teach you your own survival skills?
I think if you've never hunted a rabbit, I think it just really takes a different type of man to go hunt down a rabbit.
That's kind of what I mean, right?
It's like, how many times would I have to be sitting here, getting hungrier and hungrier and hungrier,
before I truly came up with a proper way to catch that rabbit and eat it?
Well, there's probably tons of people over the course of history,
that never thought of the solution.
And they just, even as hungry as they were, they couldn't get a good-ass rabbit trap.
I am desperate to kill that rabbit right now.
It looks so good.
It has to be peanut butter filled or something.
I'm really looking around.
We have a grill right here.
I know.
I am. I mean, it's taking one of. I think the best bet right now, with limited resources,
is taking one of these bricks and then throwing it really high in the air
and having it land directly on top.
Yeah, but rabbits are so quick.
Like, it would see even the shadow.
I don't know.
I don't really want to try, because I worry I'd succeed.
Well, it inched away.
But I think another way to do it would be you throw some bricks in one direction
to make it go the other direction and try to be waiting with a more direct brick throw.
So you're talking about. You're talking about. I see what you're talking about, yeah.
You throw two bricks to the left, pump fake, and then he comes to the right.
Like, we throw them pretty high, like a game of dodgeball,
and then as they're coming down and it starts to go the other direction,
you try to smoke it with a smaller brick that you're throwing like a fucking baseball.
Yeah.
Beaming that one.
Yeah.
But you've got to be accurate as fuck.
So maybe we need, like, a firing squad of. Do you notice that it turns the other way, right?
And I know they can hear well,
but I don't know if they can hear the sound of a brick sailing up their head.
It definitely can.
It definitely can.
You think?
100%.
Not even. Zero doubt.
Is that how they get away?
Through listening?
I mean, they are fast as fuck.
Like, they're literally a symbol of speed.
I think you're overestimating this rabbit here, dude.
The symbol that people use to increase speed is a rabbit.
Pretty sure early, like, fast internet companies were like, rabbit Wi-Fi.
Yeah, exactly.
Task rabbit to. Batteries.
Rabbit.
That's a bunny.
That's, like, never dies.
Exactly.
So you think your brick's gonna take it out?
Fair point.
Energizer bunny's gotta be from those videos on National Geographic
when there's, like, a leopard or something chasing a bunny
and they just can outlast them?
They just run forever?
You think that's what it is?
I mean, I would assume.
I think it's because they can just jump.
Like, think about how, like, you're gonna throw it at the bunny.
Don't.
This will end up on fucking the news.
Yeah, I don't think I can.
That was, like, a clav-clav move.
I want to disprove. I want to disprove you that it can hear the brick coming.
So I almost want to throw it to the left.
I don't think it'll move until the brick lands.
I'll miss it on purpose.
What do you think?
But that's the original plan.
That's the tactic that Rome was taught.
Well, it'd have to have another brick ready.
But what if it hears it and then it instinct, it moves to the left
and then the block just lands directly on its head?
A defective rabbit.
Well, then I can't be. blamed you would be directly goes under it to catch it he would be the only person responsible
for that happening i love rabbits that's one of the top 10 cutest animals and francis wants to
destroy it that one that one looks sick i think i'd be doing something humane it's probably having
a fucking blast but if we saw a rat out there imagine just a fat rat we wouldn't be respecting
it like this right now not at all rats are ugly and disgusting maybe it's from maybe it's from
fishing that i just have the blood loss right now you definitely have blood loss after watching you
were eerily close when that fish was getting cleaned yeah i wanted to watch it why were your
hands on your uh your your elbows were like on the side of the boat with your supporting your head
yeah i was just i wanted to kick in his feet i like that i like the fact that the the sort of uh
gathering of pelicans knew to come around for scraps and bits yeah and then he was able to
throw bait to the snook
he knew everything in the water i mean yeah he's probably there every day i wonder i would assume
you think that anything tastes good to a pelican or do you think that it's just going through the
and it just goes right through the system really yeah like there's nothing they enjoy eating or is
it just like something that's really meaty and so they don't have to try to eat for a while
i don't know i feel like that's like eating through like a fucking like a beer funnel
like you're not getting any of the fucking taste yeah
just getting it down yeah just inhaling it but they have to like some things better
but maybe it's like a steak how it just fills you up yeah yeah i mean think about like sushi like
they're not they're all kind of similar what all fishes yeah like you ever get like a bunch of
sushi rolls by the end of them you're like this just tastes like fish
nah not if they save that toro for the end yeah harry you see what these guys do for a living
do you think this would be a job that you'd want if you weren't doing what you were doing
no being a fishing guide no what about a fly fishing guide no really yeah i don't like i don't
want i just want to fish you don't want to deal with people he doesn't want to spend his entire
life explaining shit to people yeah i also don't want to like yeah like i would i just want to go
fishing um i guess my question is then let's say that you achieve your wildest dreams and
sock away a ton of money and don't really feel the need to do this anymore is there
a job that you would do that would keep you busy and interested but was more fun
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i have no idea like if you couldn't just chill and fish and do your own fun stuff but you actually
had to do some kind of a job because public is hiring if you want to get your shit together
i don't think i meet their age requirement yeah i don't know fucking not anything really
he'll be a social media manager social media manager he'll be making fucking sounds terrible
what are we talking baby trump videos i mean i don't know what you're asking like what's my dream job
no i think i mean like if you know i've thought often about if all of this if i had everything i
needed and had said i don't need to prove anything else to myself i might become a whitewater rafting
guide out on the middle fork of the salmon river in idaho interesting that would be so nice i think
i'd like that yeah i like that just that you can raft every day you're outside all day every day
you're meeting all kinds of people you're meeting all kinds of people you're meeting all kinds of
different people who are having a lot of fun uh and you're yeah it's just the job is clear i think
the altruistic side of you also shines in this role maybe able to teach everybody every day
it's for profit that's the thing too like i don't even think i would be a good guide
i think they would be like this guy fucking this guy saw it would probably be like what we did
or not even what we did but like if you were trying to cast today for somebody i know you're
saying yeah the way that you were casting today if you're like yeah i'm your guide and you just
like sent it 10 feet and it helicoptered outside like a fidget spinner yeah like that wouldn't be
it well i don't think that's that that that was more of a personal dig uh what i was referencing
was like i don't think i'm like a personable enough person oh god to be a good guy it's who
you are not what you like god yeah i mean you you sneak you just threw me a threw a shot there
because we all had shitty cast i'll take it i'll take it i'll accept it
shitty cast that's like that you wanted me to come at you as a person i just said you had a
shitty cast today i had shitty cast francis had shitty cast i had some really shitty casts
but i really picked it up i mean you both saw me at the end too francis picked it up
zipping through the air but you also didn't have the doohickey on it either
yeah but i even when i had it on i was i was sending it further than you guys and i was behind
you it's much easier to cast that way i know but i what four arms
with the back of the boat no i'm saying when i wasn't using the lure oh were you going farther
yeah i was going back though no i don't think you were going farther i swear i was i was bombing it
well we can do it like i saw one like one of them like it was like it almost hit like the like the
bank yeah and i was like oh i didn't even know it was possible yeah they thought it was artemis
taking off yeah once it's all about you just got to figure out the tempo you know find that rhythm
yeah find that find that beat
i was throwing backhands like a pimp
back in a bitch you really do yeah yeah you were throwing a lot of backhand i mean maybe
you ever think that your backhand might be your forehand that's what i was starting to wonder you
might be lefty yeah you might be you might be starting to think that way only when it comes
to casting i still need both your peach and your pit and i also need to know if we get this trout
tonight grilled at the restaurant or if we get this trout grilled at the restaurant or if we get
or what are they going to pan fry it if they pan fry it at the restaurant yeah something like that
yeah what is that going to be one person's entree or are we also going to get it would be awesome
as if we showed up and they were like they were like what the fuck are you guys talking about
why would you bring food to a restaurant see this here refrigerator that's filled with what we're
cooking tonight i don't see your fish in there we think this is some kind of picnic it's at the
wrong place
just potlucking at a restaurant yeah that is ridiculous showing up with a cooler my peach of
the day my peach of the day was when harry caught his first fish because i actually as much as i
joked and as silly as we were being about whatever i i would have been pretty down if harry had not
caught a fish i don't really think i would have been that down i mean i've been i've been skunked
it would have just been like really sad no it happens like you i've you go out fishing with
your friends and you get skunked
i get that but i'm saying you're are you know it's kind of like when i beat you in video games
but i don't do this and also it's live bait anyone can do it
am i wrong well we don't really need to have the argument because you caught fish
i'm saying that had you not i would have been sad for you
have you gotten refused to accept you've gotten skunk when there was just you and a couple other
people
yeah that's tough and they all caught fish and you didn't yes that happens that's insane that
happens that happens all the time damn even to the the guy who fishes all the time yep
sometimes it's just you're not on it damn you're not getting on them i think that was my one of my
peaks as well when harry caught one just because we could finally we knew that you wouldn't be in
a shitty mood all day i think that you there's a good chance that you would have start sharing
your chips
more your candy all right i'll go um
I got a couple pits.
My peach, similar to you guys, was probably when I caught my first trout today.
I like that we all had that one.
And then my pit.
I'm trying to think.
Mangrove Tunnel?
No, the Mangrove Tunnel.
What about when me and Francis paddled away from you?
When?
When we were going towards the Mangrove Tunnel.
They said in the footage that you were just cursing the gods.
Just being like, fuck them for fucking going away from me.
When I was trying to keep you close and keep up with Francis.
No, I don't think I was.
I was waiting.
It just looked like I had gone far, but I was waiting around the bend.
I don't think I was saying, fuck you guys, but I think I was definitely like, fuck this.
This is retarded.
I was pretty pissed.
I mean, yeah, I was pretty pissed.
We were going out to the Mangrove.
Why were you mad?
I don't like an unexpected workout.
I don't like just like a sneak attack.
Like, oh shit, now we're using all of our energy.
I see.
You didn't want to.
It was just like kayaking, though.
It's not like.
Bro, I was kayaking with Tyler.
What did you think?
It was like a paddle boat?
On the front of the boat.
And we're going into the current.
I'm not saying it wasn't hard for all of us.
But it was definitely not easy.
Crossing that sort of wide channel was hard.
Yeah.
For sure.
And that's also why I knew that you guys wouldn't want to go.
Maybe not Rome, but I knew you would not want to go to the dolphins.
The dolphin wall.
Yeah, me and Tyler called that when we were going into the Mangrove.
So I said to Mac, I was like, we need to just do this on our own.
We're just going to just solve this.
We need to see dolphins.
So we're going to go.
And I struck out with a furious pace.
I mean, the water behind me was frothing.
There were motorboats going by.
It was a no wake zone.
And they went like this.
For you?
Slow down.
No wake.
With one man in a kayak and the other man sitting up front.
Slow down.
And I said, I can't.
I can't.
I don't have time.
The way that we.
Oh, what were you going to say?
No, just that I did remember seeing Mac on the front of the boat like that little Indonesian
kid.
Yeah.
Like doing that fucking dance.
Mac was just standing out there.
What did they call that?
I don't know.
There's a name for it, isn't there?
I don't know.
But I just remember that one.
Yeah.
I remember seeing that fucking dance.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I know what you're talking about.
You were about to say something earth shattering.
I forget what I was going to say.
Crazy.
You haven't matched socks one day this week.
No, socks.
I'm on a sock shortage right now.
My pit.
I guess.
Yeah.
I would say probably my pit was probably just the five minute kayak over to the mangrove.
That's a shallow pit.
You know what my pit was?
I weighed myself with a sock.
There's a scale in there, and it said 220.6.
That's a deep pit.
That's the heaviest I've ever been in my life.
Legitimately.
You might be the heaviest person I know.
I don't think there's a way that that's correct.
It sounds like it is.
I don't understand how that could be.
Two fucking 20.
God damn.
I can't imagine that scale is accurate because.
I'm surprised your guys' kayak didn't sink.
I weighed like 217 or 218 like three weeks ago when I went to my car.
I had a cardiologist appointment, and I made a vow at that moment to lose some weight, and
I've been very much more conscious about it.
What weight do you have to lose?
I don't know.
That's just heavy.
What are you like 10% body fat?
I have no idea.
I'm scared of that number.
Maybe it's healthy weight, but even if it were muscle, I don't want to be that big of a guy.
220?
I'm a 210 guy.
I'm a 210 guy.
You're not going to laugh at the kettlebells.
I guess.
I guess.
Is it possible that two weeks of kettlebells?
Two week kettlebell workouts has added five pounds of muscle?
No way, right?
Unless you're on steroids.
That's crazy.
You can't gain five pounds of muscle in two weeks.
It could be due to the six beers and then four mixed drinks that you had before you
had your seafood dinner.
I had two mixed drinks last night.
Two?
Yeah, but they were-
No, no, three because the dessert one.
Oh, well, that was half.
What was that drink?
It was called a Hummer.
Holy fuck.
That's sick.
I'm having a ball, guys.
It's fun down here.
This is cool.
I'm going to show her.
When we go back for dinner, I'm going to show you guys my house, if that's all right with
you.
You got to.
Didn't we already go by?
I wanted to.
We just briefly took a glance, but I'd like to walk you into the garden area and show
you.
Oh, okay.
And show you the house.
Get out of the car.
That's a great honor.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, show a little bit of respect.
A little bit.
A little bit of appreciation.
I'd love to see that.
Yeah.
Maybe we get a bottle of white and walk around the grounds.
It's not a bad idea at all.
Pour one out.
Pour one out for the house that once was.
I mean, you showed us some of the area around there, and it is fucking beautiful.
I'm excited for when it's fixed.
I heard Mubi just bought down here.
Yeah, yeah.
Mubi bought down here, too.
Well, the guy said there's a great time to buy.
Interest rates are high.
She's hitting a couple different areas.
Yeah.
Mubi's making a real estate empire.
Listen, Cali.
It's going to be like Fox and Roach.
Florida.
21st century Mubi.
Yeah.
Peach and Pit.
You've never, I can't believe you've never done Peach and Pit or Rose and Thorn.
Rose and Thorn.
Rose and Thorn.
That sounds like a real estate company.
Rose and Thorn.
Yeah.
Rose and Thorn.
Rose and Thorn.
Well, it's not.
It's Rose and Thorn.
Rose and Thorn Realty.
We have the best prices, you prick.
Something like that.
Your prick is great.
They need to hear this.
That made up company that we just made up.
It's crazy.
I don't think I've seen someone that's not white once.
I was just thinking about that.
Like, I don't think I've seen a single person who wasn't like 100% white.
That's not true.
When have you seen someone?
That's not true.
When we were getting the like body armors and the body armor,
we were getting the body armor, the body armor, the body armor, the body armor.
We were getting the body armor, the body armor, the body armor, the body armor.
Oh, yeah.
So one.
Yeah, we saw a black guy.
We saw a black guy at the gas station.
Outside of the gas station?
Yeah.
But he was there, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was real.
What's that?
He was working at Publix, too.
Yeah.
But even like at the grocery store.
I don't know if we looked around enough.
Oh, I was looking.
Publix is a well-oiled machine.
I've never seen a grocery store that runs like that.
It was really good.
It was impressive.
Yeah, they know how to operate.
Yeah, I guess it's that, like, I think a lot of the grocery stores I go to have Hispanic
bros and sisters working in them.
Exactly, yeah.
Yes.
And here in Florida, that just does not fly.
No, they don't.
Instead of having, like, yeah, it's just, like, really old white people instead.
Yeah.
I wonder if that changes the wage.
Can't.
It shouldn't in my America.
We're all getting paid, like, 75K a year.
Benefits.
You know how in certain neighborhoods in New York, you can go to grocery stores that are
ethnically themed?
Yeah, yeah.
So there's a Chinese grocery store, the Japanese, you know, there's Korean market, whatever.
Yeah, of course.
What do you think if there were a grocery store in, like, China?
The American store.
The American grocery store.
What would that have?
They have those.
In, uh.
In, uh, different countries.
I think there's European ones, and they have, like, Reese's Puffs and, like, peanut butter
and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Peanut butter's big.
Other cultures don't really eat that.
It was, I remember trying to find that in France, and it was hard.
Yeah.
They were like, we have Nutella.
Yeah.
But, yeah, they never have the.
I think it's, I think it's cacahuete.
Cacahuete.
Cacahuete.
Yeah, I don't.
I like that.
They should have, like, grocery stores for every country.
I went to.
People feel at home.
Yeah.
I went to the Brooklyn Children's Museum, and the only exhibits were just ethnic grocery
stores.
That's the exhibits at the Brooklyn Children's Museum.
It's just, like, 20 ethnic grocery stores.
What are the other ethnic grocery stores, though?
Like, there's more.
There's Hispanic and Asian, Caribbean, African, and that was just, like, on one side.
It was.
I mean, it was.
You go to the Brooklyn Children's Museum, it's been around for over 100 years.
You shouldn't go there without a child.
No, definitely.
Definitely not.
You get a better rate.
There was a sprinkler system that was really fun on the Brooklyn Bridge Waterfront Park
that I used to want to go to all the time.
The splash pad.
Yeah, it had a thing that came out.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, of course.
But there was a sign on the gate in the front that said, no, no one over the age of, like,
13 is allowed without the accompaniment of a child.
That's tough.
It's really rare to see a sign that, that's such a flip.
Usually, it's, like, 13-year-olds are not allowed.
They're not allowed in here without adult supervision.
Yeah.
But in this case.
But it's the other way around.
And I think that's all from what's happened to the world.
It is weird to see people take a stance against pedophilia.
Usually, it's just so ingrained.
People just go with it so hard.
Well, also, I mean, fundamentally, that sign would make me want to be more of a pedophile.
It's like, I want to be in the water.
Yeah.
So I'm going to get a kid.
You can't just let me in as a completely normal adult to use the fucking. They're causing a problem.
Yeah, what if you just, like, went up to the lifeguard?
You want me to go find a child?
What if you just go to the lifeguard and you're like, keep an eye on me?
Like, I'll. I'll be able to watch my distance.
Yeah, exactly.
I promise to keep my eyes above waste.
Like, no touching.
None of these kids are mine.
My hands are up.
They're going to be out of the water.
Give me 10 minutes.
Give me 10 minutes.
Just going up to my waist.
You don't got to worry about me.
Yeah.
If I get hard at all, I'm out of here.
Yeah, pull me.
Blow the whistle.
Pull me.
Blow the whistle.
Yank me, coach.
I'm not going to let you down.
How about that woman that called you skinny today, Francis?
You should have hit her with the fact that you're 220.
She's just enabling me.
It's horse shit.
Yeah, she flamed your ass.
She was like, you guys are all skinny.
She called you a twink.
She did?
Yeah.
When we were walking away, she goes, fucking twink.
Yeah, well, inbred hillbilly bitch.
Like, I didn't know people said that shit like that.
Sorry, you suck.
They're like, you skinny little six-pack of twinks.
Where was that again?
That was at the Life Jackets.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you work in a Life Jacket rental place?
Bitch.
She was calling me a twink.
And you should have been like, I'm fucking 220.
Yeah.
220.
Bitch.
Yeah.
How twink is that?
Yeah.
More of a bear, if anything.
220 pounds filled with cream.
Twink.
Like that fucking bunny over there.
I would definitely sell that bunny.
You understand that the second we stop recording, I'm going to try to kill it.
No.
That's been bothering me this whole time.
It's so arrogant.
It's just.
It thinks it.
Because if you even got close, it would run away.
I also think that it is funny that you can just kill fish like that, that you catch so easily.
But if you kill that bunny, you would be the biggest monster of all time.
I do like the fact that everyone involved in the fishing industry that I've ever met
seems to be incredibly protective of the fish and adheres to the rules pretty strictly.
Oh, yeah.
You got to.
Of course.
But then again, you don't.
In what other industry does everybody follow the rules like that?
I mean, you also like.
Well, first of all, people want to preserve the fish so that they can keep fishing.
Correct.
And then also, if you like break like any like if you break like any of the rules, like
the game wardens can just take everything.
They'll they'll take and they'll take your license.
So that's your job of your year.
You know that there are some fucking guys out there who are like, yeah, we're not supposed
to do this.
But oh, yeah.
But we also had three cameras with us today.
For sure.
I'm just saying the fact that there are captains know that no people like that and still they
will play by the rules.
Yeah.
Which is to their credit.
Yeah.
You've got to be damn good if you're going to cheat on fish like those geniuses that
put the weights in.
Yeah.
Those are good, good fish.
That video scares me.
I'm pretty sure those guys were like strung up.
I'm pretty sure those guys were like strung up around a fucking light pole later that
night in town, you know, hanged by fishing line to tighten a community to great community
weights and fish.
They got weights.
And I remember someone, you know, someone yells if they did it here.
Imagine how many times they've already done it because you don't just come up with that
once you don't get caught your first time.
Yeah.
People were really mad.
I get it.
I would be mad, too.
Yeah.
Especially if you're dependent on that money.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
There's no weights that were small enough to offset the fish that we caught today.
What do you mean?
That those like if you put weights in those fish, it would just be the weights.
Oh, yeah.
There was no fish to go with it.
No, no.
Do you have a favorite fish you've ever caught in your life?
Yeah.
I mean, it's always the next one.
Come on.
There's no there's.
Is there a.
A real prize moment that stands out to you?
Always chasing that next fish.
Yeah.
I mean, any probably just any of the big trout that I've caught, like in Wyoming.
Uh huh.
How about you, Ron?
No.
Just the one you caught yesterday.
Honestly.
That's my biggest one.
I'm trying to.
I like catching stripers, too.
Yeah.
What do you think yours is?
Well, I'm trying to decide if if like my favorite trout that I caught in New Zealand or or that
tarpon yesterday.
Yeah.
It's one of those.
We got to get back to New Zealand.
Yeah.
Just us guys.
We'll go to New Zealand for our our our seventh fish week.
Yeah.
Fish week seven.
Yeah.
We got to figure out where we're going for gun week.
Gun week.
Tennessee, right?
Where are we going for gun week?
Are we going to Tennessee for gun week?
We should go to that bourbon factory.
Oh, we should go to the bourbon factory.
What are you going to do in Arizona with a gun?
What state is the best at guns?
You can shoot anything in Arizona.
What state's the best at guns?
Honest question.
Probably Nevada, right?
Vegas, Colorado, Vegas.
You can shoot like tanks.
No, I think it's Texas that you need.
You need tons of land so that you can just unload.
I think you're right.
It's got to be Texas.
There's tons of land in Texas.
Yeah.
It could be Texas.
I mean, maybe it's Florida.
No way.
Too populated here.
Maybe most guns per per head.
It's Wyoming.
Wyoming.
They're the best at guns.
Oh, cool.
Is that Gemini or Claude?
We'll go to Wyoming.
We'll go to Wyoming then.
You love Wyoming.
Oh, yeah.
But to fish.
That means if we go for gun week, you ain't dropping lines.
Nothing wrong with a little.
Yeah, but that's not what that trip's for, bro.
A little fishing?
No, that's a boondoggle if you start going out there for that bullshit.
I think we do gun week in Wyoming.
Or cast and blast.
I think we got to go to Edinburgh.
What's that for?
I texted you guys for one of the fish weeks.
We got to go for Edinburgh.
Are they known for that there?
Of course.
I bet if we went into the highlands.
Scotland.
They'd be good.
I have no idea.
Is there anyone you could ask?
No.
Honestly.
About Edinburgh?
I mean, I could ask Claude.
You don't know anybody that's in Edinburgh right now?
No.
For fringe?
Is there some kind of thing I'm missing?
I don't know.
He does.
In Scotland?
Yeah.
You know someone that's in Edinburgh right now?
Who?
Your sister.
Oh, but they're in fucking. Edinburgh.
Yeah, they're in Edinburgh, Scotland today.
Oh, they must be doing like a day trip there or something?
Yeah, two hours ago.
He knows and you don't?
Well, he was clearly using that against me.
He obviously was waiting for the big. I wasn't.
I was trying to just lead you to it because it's so obvious.
I was like, I set you up five times if you roll back the tape to be like,
yeah, my sister's there right now.
The last person on earth that I thought you were referring to would be my sister.
Who you've never met.
What are you talking about?
Like that would. Like. Like I wasn't thinking of my family at all.
I was like, who?
I don't. Shane?
I was like, is he doing a show in Scotland?
The first thing I think of is our families.
That's all I'm ever thinking of is our families.
Surely you follow his sister too.
On Instagram?
Yeah.
I don't.
How. I don't. I don't think so.
I mean, we're friends.
I should have.
I hope she's not insulted.
I'm not insulted that I don't, but I've never met her.
I'm not sure.
I respect the privacy of your family.
Of course.
I only follow your dad.
That's all I'm supposed to do.
I love talking to your. I do.
I do like following your dad.
I love talking to your dad.
Neither of you know my dad or follow him on anything.
Why do you say that?
Because he doesn't have anything.
So you think.
Who knows?
I'm his only follower.
Well, I want to go to Scotland.
That was. That's my original point is that I want to go to Edinburgh with you fellows.
I'm down.
I'm down to go to Scotland.
You want to go to Edinburgh?
Let's Edinburgh.
Edinburgh or Ireland would be sick.
Or New Zealand if we have to.
New Zealand's tough.
You can't go to New Zealand shorter than like a week.
See, that's why I'm pitching.
That's why I'm pitching.
I think that's why we go Iceland.
Yeah, Iceland's on the table.
Iceland's on the table.
Iceland would be cool.
Patagonia.
That's tough.
See, that's off the table.
It's just too far.
It's too hard to get down there.
What about England?
What about Nova Scotia?
I would definitely hit Scotland.
Get some mackerel right off the coast.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm definitely down.
That's easy.
We can go up to. Is that a one-hour flight?
Is there another country we could go to for gun week?
Or is that. That's probably a strictly American thing, right?
We are the best country at guns.
That's for sure.
We definitely have the most.
I think some Middle Eastern countries have a lot now.
Oh, yeah.
They're pretty good.
What if we went to like. What if we went somewhere where there's no guns?
Oh, yeah.
We bring our own.
That's the whole concept.
Stardom.
Stardom on them.
Get them hooked.
Yeah, exactly.
Gun week.
For shipping in guns.
They've never heard of guns before.
Yeah.
It's like planting an invasive species.
Exactly, yeah.
It's like, oh, you've never seen an AK-47 before?
Yeah.
Well, try it out.
We'll check this one out.
Hold the weight of that.
Yeah.
Wow, you're a natural.
Careful there.
Yeah.
That's going to give you a lot of power that you didn't ever know you were capable of
possessing.
Possessing or wielding.
Uh-oh.
We've got to go to North Central.
Do I see a political future for you?
Do you like your area?
What if it was bigger?
What if it was more vast?
I heard your neighbor's been fucking your wife, Sergei.
What if your country's border was just a little bit wider?
That would be so nice.
We've got to get Canada.
We've got to get gun week going.
Maybe we go to Greenland.
Greenland for gun week.
And then we try to find just anyone.
Like, there's got to be someone here with a gun.
Where's the gun in the country?
Yeah.
We need to see it.
Hide the gun, find the gun.
Some shit like that would be incredible.
Do we work as a team, or do we split up as soon as we get to Greenland?
You'd probably cover ground faster.
You always want to split up.
Well, we'd probably cover ground.
For bow hunting, we could split up.
But for this, we have to stay together.
For the fucking, for the raffles.
For bow hunting, it's so good.
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Do you guys think, you know, that you could live in Florida?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I don't really know what it's like to live here, you know?
I've only been here for so long.
I'd like to have a home here.
Just a pad?
That I'd never go to.
Yeah, having a spot here wouldn't be bad.
Having a spot that you don't go to.
Yeah.
Would you be in this exact area or would you switch it up?
I wouldn't be in this exact area because the people who own this house
are clearly just like Airbnb fiends, people who are just the air.
This is the bubble right here.
This is the Airbnb bubble, this house that we're at right now.
It's barely habitable, especially for the amount of square feet that it has,
and it's just slopped.
Yeah, it really is slopped.
That couch setup is insane.
It's a line of couches facing a wall.
It's slopped.
Like if you're on the second couch, you just can't see the TV at all.
Yeah, but you just are looking dead at another wall.
Yeah, yeah.
You're looking at the edge of the TV.
It's so unintelligently designed.
The bedrooms are all dumb.
Yeah, oh my God.
My bed is awful.
Yeah, and they're all saying their beds are great on the other house.
Oh, really?
They got the grow house.
It's a fucking rock.
Yeah.
And it's like my sheets are like, it literally feels like plexiglass.
This situation is so bad that I almost wish it would get out the way that like your Telluride Bush stuff got out.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that like it would change people's opinions of us.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, wow, those guys are really like really roughing it.
I got to show them the single beds that I'm sleeping in.
Yeah.
I feel like-
If they see this-
The single beds.
I feel like if Dave found out where we were sleeping, he'd be like, come on, guys.
You can do a little better.
It's like when he went to the Chicago office.
Yeah, exactly.
He opened the door and he's like, what?
This is where you guys are-
What are we-
What are you doing?
This is what you're doing fish week out of?
Yeah, I know.
Fish week should be a celebration.
It should be.
That's why-
Not a sacrifice.
We need to start basing fish week around where we can get the fucking mansion.
I know, right?
We get the mansion first.
You'd think Florida.
We'll be doing-
We'll be doing gun week on Nantucket, Beverly Hills, California.
Or Malibu.
Getting the Malibu house would be sick.
That would be sick.
You'd have to share rooms.
What about fish week in Hawaii?
Yeah.
You're not built for that.
Alaska.
Is it always going to be fish week if it's not gun week?
Are we going to-
Can we pivot to something else?
We can be other weeks.
We can pivot.
What's another type of week?
Well, the thing is, is it has to be something that Harry's interested.
That's why we keep doing fish.
Fish week.
Right.
No, I mean, I'm down for anything.
What if we start like a video game team?
Oh.
Me, you, and Harry.
We could do a bush week.
Yeah, we could do bush week.
How would that work?
I don't know.
We come to Atlanta.
We film content every day in Atlanta.
And then we have two podcast episodes.
One with Jerry and one with somebody-
With Mook.
One with Mook and Jerry.
One with somebody famous from eSports.
I mean, yeah, we could do something like that.
We could do something like that, but it might be a problem with if we're filming content
for Bo.
I mean, I would have to do all this stuff for Bush too.
Yeah.
It doesn't sound possible.
It sounds like he's breaking up with us.
It doesn't sound possible to do stuff for both.
Well, we have to stream all day.
Right.
Maybe Bo could come and hang out with me and Francis.
I think Bo is going to come.
You guys are more than welcome to come.
How big of a deal is this upcoming?
Yeah.
How big of a deal is this upcoming major?
Well, it's only a big deal if we make the Pro-Am.
And so we have like these elites next week or maybe in two weeks.
And the elite is like an online qualifier tournament.
And if we win it, we will get into the Pro-Am, which there's four teams going to the Pro-Am
that'll play against the professional league on like the main stage.
And what happens if you do well in the Pro-Am?
Could you get promoted?
I mean, technically, you can win the Pro-Am.
And if you won the Pro-Am, would you become a member of the pro team in the league?
No, but they would probably have to like reconsider the entire setup of the league.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
But I mean, like winning it would be crazy, but even just making it would be sick.
That's like-
And then if you get knocked out of the Pro-Am, they let you go and play in the Challengers
major.
Cool.
Yeah.
Weren't you guys expected to win while you were in England?
Yeah.
We were.
So if we won or we came in second, I think, the top two teams, I believe, from that are
both automatically qualified for the Pro-Am.
So we can't do. He basically, he offered us Bush Week and said that I'm too busy to
do anything with you.
That's what he said.
Even though you said Bush Week.
And I was like, "Okay.
How can we make that happen?"
Well, I didn't know we were turning it around next week.
Well, when are we doing Bush Week?
I don't know, but that's literally in like two weeks.
All right.
We'll put a pin in Bush Week.
More Bush Week.
You guys want to get right back out there?
Yeah.
I'm trying to grow the bush.
More than anything.
Trying to be unshaven.
More than anything.
Well, you guys are more than welcome to come.
It'll be amazing.
I love May and Atlanta.
Yeah.
There's such good-
Seafood.
Food there.
I actually think there is really good food in Atlanta.
There is.
Atlanta is a city that kind of is overwhelming to me.
I love Atlanta.
I figured it out.
I think they have some of the most creative food.
It's too much.
It's too big for me to figure out.
So I'm just going to let them do their thing and maintain a healthy respect for the city.
They have like mac and cheese cones and like multi-colored like hot chicken and stuff like
that.
Do you guys know that I'm a huge OutKast fan?
Andre3k?
And Big Boi?
Sing a little bit for us.
A biggie, biggie.
That's hot and biggie, biggie.
That's Bones Thugs-N-Hormones.
Oh yeah.
That's not it.
The words are literally it's bone and biggie, biggie.
It's bone and biggie, biggie.
It's bone and biggie.
Oh yeah, OutKast.
OutKast is what?
Sorry, Ms. Jackson.
Yeah, that one.
I am for real.
Yeah.
That's a banger.
The Whole World.
What a great song that was.
Do you remember that song?
Of course.
'Cause the whole world is a banger.
I am for real.
Yeah.
That's a banger.
The Whole World.
Of course.
Cause the whole world
Loves it when you don't get down
You should see if we can find
A pitbull show to go to
Down here
Since we're gonna be done with everything after we end this
Yeah we gotta do something else
We gotta find more content
See if we can go find Mr. 305
What country are we in right now
What area code are we in
It's not 305 obviously
I don't know
305 is what Miami
can i say something that we did this episode out of respect for for the viewers at home
no doritos on the table yeah we did do that how nice of the of us is that i don't think we're
allowed to say it we didn't put we can't say doritos no way no i'm kidding i'm kidding
we didn't put we're gonna have to bleep that out our cylinder chip can
Frito-Lay is not going to be happy
we couldn't put our
chips on the table
and then they also told us that we can't have
we can't have YouTube
and I'm going to try to work on that
we can't put YouTube videos up
that's insane to me
we're going to keep trying
we can't pull stuff up on the podcast
yeah
we can't even use pictures right
yeah
I see
interesting
damn
well we need
we are gonna fight
that head
head tooth and nail
yep
looks like we're gonna
have to go down to Miami
looks like we're going
to Key West
find a lawyer
gotta find Prez
941 shout out to the 941
we should roll up at Dave's place
and be like what is this I'm hearing about
YouTube videos
why are you guys here
knocking on his front door
Francis remembered where the house was
he remembered the latitude and longitude
of the house off the top of his head
he triangulated you
rode up on the back of a
when I went to Dave's house
I think I said this but he's got a chef
and his chef made for lunch
chicken caesar wraps
this is a
absolutely thought through
statement
were the best chicken caesar wraps I've ever had
in my life
wow
I wonder what was so good about it
I'll tell you what was so good
he grilled the tortilla wrap
on each side
that's pretty good
that's good
the chicken was moist and warm
was it fried or grilled chicken
grilled
it wasn't breaded
no
was it pretty well seasoned the chicken
any chances blackened
seasoning was perfect
not overly dressed
not too crouton heavy
I don't like super crouton heavy wraps
we got enough carbs as it is
just add a little something for the texture
and let me enjoy some nice long strings of parmesan
especially
I don't know
I don't even want
I want it to be a somewhat interesting lettuce
so day traders got a chef
holy shit
fucking page views
fucking page views at it again
I'm surprised it took him this long
he should not be cooking anything
you think he ever scurries down in the middle of the night
for a PB&J or something American like that
I bet there's just
snacks that are created
for him
they probably just leave them right outside of his bedroom door
we had a feeling you'd get hungry
I bet you would
here's your cheesy bites Dave
damn I didn't realize he had a chef
I don't think you have told that
has he told that
no I don't think that's public info
yeah
whatever
page views got a chef
I got three more months
let's go
so much for the common man
seriously
he probably wants that under wraps
he probably just exposed him
and probably hurt his brand
oh no
I'm sorry
that the guy on the
publicly $28 million house
isn't cooking for himself
he's taking an indulgence
they have to live with him right
I don't know
I don't think so
I think he lives in Miami or something
I'm not entirely sure
so he's flying the chef in every night
no the guy drives down
from Miami
maybe it was just when you were around
and he wanted to impress you
like when people
maybe he hired the chef because you were there
just like that
that was not my impression
when you fly someone in
I can't take Francis to the restaurant
I don't think Dave was like
oh fuck Francis is coming
what do I have in the house
he's a chef
I wish people felt that way
that's how I feel
that would be cool
that's how I feel when you come around this house
no way
now alright
alright
that's gonna do it
alright
that's gonna do it for
for
well I guess no
tomorrow the kayaking video comes out
so
that's perfect
pretty funny
and will there be a best of
something maybe
we've been filming some of the car
we need to reboot it
but there might be some stuff from that
even if there's not
it's been so fun doing fish week
and we grind to get this
all this stuff out
and it's not
obviously it's not hard
but it's one thing after another
after another
yeah
and so the dudes working behind the scenes
it's significantly less fun
for these three brothers
so definitely W's for these bros
W's in the chat
yeah
alright
thanks
come see me in San Francisco
in a couple weeks
Cobbs for the weekend
dude I feel like I just
I thought I just saw a person behind you
I might be
yeah
I don't know if that was just a face in the palms
but
I feel like I just saw a fucking
g-g-g-ghost behind you
alright
did you see that kid run through the backyard earlier
or was that a
he bicycled
yeah I saw that
he bicycled through
was that real?
that was real
alright
alright
thank you
thank you
that's fish week
that is fish week
goodbye
come back tomorrow for some more fish week
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The host promotes One Bone as a highly accurate and comfortable brand for clothing, offering a 20% discount with code BARSTOOL.
Abercrombie is highlighted for its premium sweaters, especially the Roll Neck Crew, which can be styled for both casual and formal wear.
Hook is praised for its breathable, sun-protective performance hoodies, ideal for outdoor activities like fishing or boating, with a 15% discount using code boy dad 15.
The group shares personal fishing experiences, discussing catch counts, favorite fish (like trout and tarpon), and the challenges of patience and technique.
A "Peach and Pit" theme is used to reflect on personal highs (like enjoying a Publix sandwich) and lows (like being frustrated by poor fishing or awkward moments).
The episode touches on broader themes like community, aging, cultural representation, and the importance of rules in fishing and outdoor activities.
The hosts joke about their physical size, with one claiming to weigh 220 pounds, leading to humorous self-deprecating commentary.
Future travel plans for "Fish Week" are discussed, with potential trips to Scotland, Iceland, or New Zealand, and the suggestion of a new "Bush Week" as a creative alternative to fishing.
Summary:
The podcast blends humor, personal anecdotes, and product promotions, centering on fishing adventures and daily life. Hosts share their fishing experiences, reflecting on catch counts, favorite fish, and memorable moments—such as catching a trout or being mocked for being "skinny" at a rental store. The episode includes light-hearted discussions on cultural observations, like the age and dedication of Publix staff, and personal milestones, like a family member's first fish.
Product segments promote One Bone, Abercrombie, and Hook, emphasizing fit, comfort, and outdoor performance. A recurring "Peach and Pit" format allows for personal reflection on highs and lows, such as enjoying a sandwich or feeling frustrated by poor casting. The hosts also explore future travel plans, considering destinations like Scotland or New Zealand, and propose a new "Bush Week" as an alternative to traditional fishing trips.
The tone remains playful and self-aware, with moments of camaraderie and humor, while emphasizing themes of patience, community, and personal growth in outdoor environments.
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Use code BARSTOOL for 20% off when purchasing from OneBone.com.
One Bone is designed to actually fit your body, offering a better, more comfortable experience than standard fits.
Abercrombie is launching a new collection with 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, featuring the Roll Neck Crew Sweater.
Use code BOYDAD15 to get 15% off at Hook.com.
Peach and Pit are used to describe memorable, humorous, or unexpected experiences, like enjoying a Publix sandwich or being surprised by the age of staff.
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