The Trio: We Can’t Believe Dave Rubin Actually Posted This Sick Video

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i should have brought a drink i brought my hydrate yeah uh before we get into it this hat apparently it's a big uh winner in the merch uh department or hasn't been in the merch department people wanted the merch department we are now selling it in case you want to get the trucker hat two we have live shows coming up that we need to advertise so on sunday night before the election we are having a members only live show you have to be a subscriber to be part of it but here's the cool thing we're gonna have people from around the country covering all the races you get to ask questions they will answer your questions try to give you a sense of what we think is coming on tuesday which brings me to tuesday we're gonna have a long live show on tuesday starting at 7 p.m tim sarah jv are gonna kick us off we're gonna go through rotations a lot of people are going to be joining again people around the country that is not just for members that's for everybody so market calendars sunday night 8 30 members only show tuesday night 7 p.m everyone is invited it's going to be a lot of work but that's for a later day for now we just got to get into it it was tough to know where to start because there's so many good topics but we're going to start with james o'keefe okay so will what's going on with our boy lock him up folks yes james o'keefe the prankster prince of the right the undercover video guy dancer the prancer well and best known as the the musical impresario he is now facing felony criminal charges in minnesota alongside cam higby who's kind of like a little minion of his um in august during the minnesota primaries they were trying to make a point about voter fraud james dressed up as a muslim man uh and kind of stereotypical muslim garb and and cam dressed up as his wife fully covered in a cobb so you can only see his eyes don't you think the hands give it away for cam hands are really striking kind of like a trans man muslim yeah interesting costume it looks so odd it's almost like we got a corpse to vote or something they don't look alive it's a fake arm so what happened are they gonna go to jail as well so they used real voters names to try to get the ballots ultimately they didn't get the ballots they kind of backed out i think before they thought it was a crime but the the prosecutors disagree in the process so they're going to go to jail and they're going to be asked to vote in minneapolis and so they've been charged each with um identity theft and and unlawful voting lock them up lock them up thank you we've got we appreciate the prosecutors the people you know doing the work in minneapolis the line prosecutors you know trying to root out voter fraud voter fraud yeah you gotta crack that down i mean horrible and i assume that the vice president the fraud czar will be really happy with their work well this is nick shirley's backyard this is minneapolis where is he well you know it's funny you guys say that um the prosecutors asked you know was their interest in the federal government where there was the fbi helping you on this voter fraud case and they said no no they weren't really interested in this one it is a classic tina peters situation it's like doing the voter fraud to try to prove that there's voter fraud and failing at both that's what happens here like unsuccessfully doing the voter fraud and and proving essentially that it's a lot harder to do fraud than they want people to claim i do i'm hoping that that there's some pennsylvania prosecutors watching this because our guy brendan also identified voter fraud among maga influencer scott pressler he with the long flowing locks the persistence a very masculine gentleman the persistence um you know who kind of looks like a witch and um and they them have been having people at the table who have been doing the voter fraud in their house apartment in pennsylvania who voted there who who who had residents in other states our guy brendan uncovered this voted in pennsylvania um we've seen i've seen some chatter about this in pennsylvania um among the political class since brendan reported it but i'm hoping that we can kind of raise the flag to prosecutors there as well and you know we can just really crack down on the the perpetrators of this fraud both the persistence and dancing james yeah unfortunately for james uh and scott unlike the tina peter situation they won't have your boy jared polis to give him a part in what it's all time sorry too soon too soon no i saw jared do whatever you have to do to appeal to the audience sam okay oh yeah okay you want to pander to the commenters you do it go for it yeah it's just me pandering to the commenters yep that's it jared jared was totally fine and right in that one you know tina peter seems really you know reformed by that whole thing so jared really nailed that one yeah um yeah cam higby is going to be reformed when he gets out of a niqab well he yeah i mean he's going to get toughened up in prison i think he'll probably become a shot caller uh you know they kind of rise in the ranks so that you know the ab or whatever but basically the um unfortunately folks for those that are thinking you know james o'keefe will emerge as an old man once his sentence is served the prosecutor said this is probably probation or at best a little time in jail there's not going to be kind of hard prison time and when she announces that i like how you figured it was at best at best at best just a little prison time fingers crossed has james said anything about this no but cam has already launched a gofundme or a give send go which is kind of the rights gofundme uh and he's raised a couple grand you know we're recording this just a few hours after the charges were announced james o'keefe is going to wait to put out a statement and song okay he's planning you know he's planning like a little show that he's set to set to some tune from oklahoma just with new lyrics innocent innocent okay yeah well good luck james uh don't think it was worth it um thing i want to get into a lot of ai slop sloshing around the internet these days there's two films in particular that have jumped out uh for a while and i think it's going to be a lot of fun to watch and i think it's going to be a lot of fun to watch and i think it's going to be a lot of fun to watch mockery uh let's start with the dave rubin film i don't know why he thought this was good but he put this out and uh yeah let's watch and those who didn't follow every step of the senator schumer thank you for your service you know how much groundwork i did for the dsa you needed me i thought we were on the same side not anymore i'll give like a little daily wire yeah this feels like watch out daily wire little ipf here yeah that's really just what they love watching the queers for palestine die i'll talk to you obama and el saeed just so happy watching all it's interesting that obama i i wonder if you can read between the lines there with the message which is that schumer uh aligns with the muslim socialists and he gets put in a black hood and sent to yeah i guess be beheaded by isis whereas obama sides with the dsa and he's and he's really the laughing mastermind because it's barack hussein obama do you get that what's happening yeah the most noteworthy thing for me about that ai slop crap is just the way that in certain ways like their fantasy of what the horrible uh you know ravages of socialism would reveal is just like what's happening right now in the country i was just on the charlie kirk show discussing this very thing and it's like they should like they show a classic image of socialist dictatorship right it's the government building and then you have the huge banner you know with the leader's picture on it and it's like well we did that will showed me that when we went around dc it's like we have trump's pick we have huge trump banner pictures on the down to the fireworks brother remember america 250 it was the greatest fireworks display in the history of the world yeah it's happening guys like your socialist nightmare you're living in it the masked guys in the street grabbing people and sending them to dark sites we're doing it um you know and and so i think that they've got to i i think there's a little bit of tension between you know trump doing the golden age and this being their dark vision i want to i want to harp on the uh this sort of perverse joy they get from seeing the lgbt community having their throats cut by jihadists this is like a trope that's now popped up all the time um obviously yeah they want it like this was obviously stolen from the run hide what is it run hide infidels oh yeah okay yeah so like you know this seems to be constant well you can see dave rubin just kind of like making this video and like watching the jihadists cut the throat of the queers for palestine you know pressing the ai button with one hand cranking it with the other and you can see how much he wants i mean certainly it is in both these cases you know dave rubin can't just put out a video saying you know here's a bunch of maga people beating up a trans person wouldn't that be cool uh and so he has to kind of like weirdly just like the daily wire did kind of reflect it through to say oh wouldn't it be awful if muslims did this but we're going to show every little bit of it for you i guess i screwed up there i probably shouldn't have done that with the miming dave rubin jerking it i mean i because i didn't even like i didn't have the dildo in my other hand so i really didn't even do it right about how he would do it sorry how would he do it he's jerking it with one hand and then the other hand he's got the dildo you know putting this is putting his butt put in his butt okay that's how yeah that's in okay don't you think that's how dave does it i have not thought about how dave does it i think that's probably right i don't know i mean i haven't either but i'm just guessing but you were thinking about it right now so well you know one one interesting thing for me about this video is is it opens up with you know it says basically like dsa won the election and everyone's excited and then this family is running to their car and they're like we gotta flee the country now like they're gonna black bag chuck schumer we gotta go yeah uh it's ridiculous we just for clarity there was actually music set to that video we couldn't play it because copyright issues but it's uh ominous music that you you you would hear normally it's hans zimmer oh yeah it's the hans zimmer it's the uh theme from uh interstellar intellectual property theft from dave rubin another crime where are the prosecutors gotta get on him where where's nick shirley he's got a report on this all right uh that's not the only ai video i wanted to discuss so tim tim has been on this story and i want to i felt like i need to get on it which is the the great cheesecake factory scandal of 2026 we've been doing investigating you know we're in a partner with pablo tori finds out which is a famous investigative show and i just felt like we should i should do some investigative journalism it was real journalism i i was actually like that was legit investigating the history of clay travis's yeah he clearly did not three restaurant attendants that he lied about he lied about it and then when you called them out he's like you know couldn't even rejoin like that graze like oh yeah i did go when i was 18 at gw which i also think is probably not true i mean i'd like to see the receipts because i say as a gw grab myself the cheese factory is kind of far it's in clarendon you the tgi friday's was right there on campus yeah but you're gonna do a chain as a do a chain restaurant on as a gw student you might just go to the t why don't you get on the metro go multiple stops to virginia you're telling me he really did that i find i kind of find it hard to believe i think the whole thing was a lie but that his face saving effort to claiming that as a child he treasured his memories of these aspirational meals at cheesecake factory which he never did because there wasn't any in asheville was that while i was when i was a freshman in college that was true it is a weird activity as a freshman in college to be like hey i'm here it's so cool hanging out in the dorm getting drunk but you know what i really want i want to go 45 minutes to go to the sub 45 minutes the cheesecake factory in the suburbs that's cool i gotta get to that i'd like to see some pictures yeah well i don't i i don't think he has pictures for some old polaroids from the late 80s and early 90s this episode is sponsored by cometeer so i love great coffee but what i don't love is the process of making it you got to grind the beans sometimes sometimes you gotta just measure everything precisely you gotta clean up after it's all made and sometimes you still do all that and you end up with a cup that just doesn't taste all 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bulwark takes or use code bulwark takes that's cometeer c-o-m-e-t-e-e-r dot com slash bulwark takes for twenty dollars off anyways uh so people are you know upset on the right because obama talked about the cheesecake factory he didn't like make fun of the cheesecake factory he made fun of saddam hussein decorating a cheesecake factory the the stupidest response had to come from uh gunther eagleman who's not actually his name not gunther eagleman what is his name well i'm not sure really it's just something you know tell us once i think this is one of those facts you forgot there was this one i mean gunther is like he's kind of this classic like sort of the prototypical kind of boomer con you know as we'll get into i mean he's always talking about how things were back in the day um one time someone took a picture of him at a restaurant and he had like a weird order that you know he's being spotted out and about his name is j david freeman according to produce matt uh he produces a lot of stupid ai videos uh and this was among the dumber ones so can we play it why would he change his name if it was already freeman i love the and people love eating here obama wants to mock this place what an embarrassment maybe he should try enjoying america instead of constantly putting it down that can we just play him eating that piece of cheesecake right down how did he swallow it let's go winning never sounded so good what would you do if you won big at crown coins casino real people win real prizes every single day hi this is michael from georgia i won 40k and finally renovated my home visit crown coins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions where did that slice go where did that bite go how did he get down so fast that the cheesecake is so delectable at the cheesecake factory it's just completely melts and dissipates your mouth immediately and where did the bite come from the whole slice is still intact on the plate did he just have an extra fork of it that was dumb that was you know my favorite one there was a republican congressman who took a picture outside a cheesecake factory and then like later somebody reported that they called the cheesecake factory people like yeah he just came to take a picture and left like he didn't even eat there but if you're gonna go through the trouble of making a big causes at gunther's and praising the sanctity of the cheesecake factory didn't even bother to find one he's just like you know i'm gonna make some ai slot video yeah um gunther made another one where trump elon and cash patel go to a cheesecake factory and elon's like send my cheesecake to the to mars and cash says i'll need to see the security camera footage and that what you know it's not even that funny but like then the waitress the waitress gets exasperated with them and i love that like in gunther's video he's like i'm gonna make some ai slot video and he's like gunther's imagining like even in like a pro cheesecake factory thing they're like harassing the waitress annoying i saw that one the waitress is like some cute blonde yeah like her boobs hanging out it's like let's make this waitress look real good i do have a little more reporting for you my husband and daughter went to the cheesecake factory in my stat stat because i am a coastal elite when did they go you know just earlier this week after the whole contract you know the day or two after obama's solidarity were they upset with obama wasn't in solidarity it was just kind of i got it on their mind it was like good marketing from obama it was the opposite of what the cuns were saying obama mentioned cheesecake factory my husband's like i haven't been to the cheesecake factory in a minute that sounds nice they went and um it wasn't you know wasn't packed uh out in out in metri out in the new orleans suburbs so you know the whole kind of right wing grassroots solidarity with the cheesecake factory campaign isn't yielding you know a ton of reservations at least in this red part of the country just a little little reporting from the ground scott besson went to the one in dc which i've been to a couple times with my boys uh i don't suspect scott besson is a big cheesecake factory guy but he seemed to like the uh like something like the fried cheeseburger dip or something like that so good for scott um okay this one's for you tim you've been really excited about this one ever since i saw it i wanted to do a trio immediately i was like can we trail right now was like samuel say and his deportation will you've covered this - Give just sort of a quick rundown for the uninitiated, where things are and what it is. Yeah, so this guy, Samuel Say, is an outspoken, conservative, evangelical commentator in the U.S. until recently. He's from Ghana. He appears to hold Canadian citizenship as well. But he's been in the U.S. He's married to an American woman. And basically, he was picked up. He was at an airport last week and held for deportation. ICE says he had overstayed a visa for four years. And this has become a big issue on the right because a lot of the kind of Christian-flavored commentators are saying, like, hey, this is our buddy. Like, he's not a bad guy. Don't deport him. And a lot of the groiners. Yes, exactly. Toxic empathy is right. They're saying, like, this is just a paperwork issue. And think of what this could do to his family. Shocked. The mothers had a different view, though. Yes. So, like, the more racist ones are, like, Joel Webben, who we'll get into. The groiners, whatever. They, like, obviously. Needless to say, obviously, this guy's black. And so, he's clashed with these guys a lot before. And they're just delighted by it. I mean, they see this as, like, an act of God to deport him. This came up because. And I don't even know who this person is who's doing this prayer for his deportation. This is Joel Webben. Yeah. So, this is Joel Webben. I don't know who that is. Let me just. Explain Joel Webben. He's pretty important. Because Tucker is Buckley Carlson. And Joel, you know, that's the conference coming up. Yeah. Joel Webben is kind of this. Is a pastor. Who has been. Become much more. Like, in just the past couple years. Much more of kind of, like, a griper-fied conservative commentator. He's tight with fish back. He used to have a show with Elijah Schaefer that blew up for obvious reasons. You know, after Elijah's infidelity came out. And so, he's obviously a big enemy of Samuel Say. Guys, let's just take a moment and thank the Lord. Lord, we thank you. Sincerely, we thank you. For the arrest of Samuel Say. We thank you. For shutting his mouth. Oh, my God. From spewing out more lies and slander against your servants and your church here in these United States of America. And, Lord, in addition, we also pray. Not grace. No. Or compassion. That usurps justice. But Christian compassion and grace that comes alongside justice. We pray for justice that Samuel Say would be deported. And that our nation would be. Relieved of his anti-American influence. Oh, my God. No, don't stop it. I want to read the whole thing. I want to watch the whole thing. I'm still finishing my prayer. I've done the sign of the cross yet. Lord, dear Lord, we pray. We pray for thanks for this man of heaven. This deportation. This man that we've separated from his family. You know, this Canadian. This Canadian-Ghanese interloper. It's crazy. You know, a little Joel Webben tidbit that's kind of trio-themed is he was booted out of one of his earlier parishes or whatever over a relationship he had. And, like, the details are not all public. But, basically, that's kind of the Joel Webben lore is that he lost, you know, one of his positions. He lost his flock? Yeah. Because of, I guess, some kind of sexual relationship. No. That guy? That guy. See? He seems so pure and tied to the teachings of Christ. I thought that was pretty genuine. I don't know. I mean, you could just see the way he closed his eyes. And just lay. Honestly, it honestly did feel more. It did feel genuine. It felt like his heart was actually really into it. Thank you, Lord. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Lord, for deporting this. All you could do. We wanted to say the N-word so bad. Thank you, Lord, for deporting. Hey, we have something for you, Tim. Part two. Let's play it. Oh, thank God. But, Lord. We also pray. Because you are abundant in kindness and mercy. And because we want to be Christ-like in his character. We pray that Samuel, say, would get justice. That he would be removed. But we also pray that coupled, not against justice, but coupled with justice, would be mercy. We pray he would be quickly reunited with his wife and children. Three children. We pray for their safety and their comfort. And, Lord, we pray wherever he's deported to, whether it be Canada or Ghana, that, Lord, one, we pray first. Do not use him, Lord, if he doesn't repent. So, first, we pray. Repentance is not something conjured up by man, but it is a gift granted by you. Would you grant him repentance for whatever areas he is genuinely, objectively sendent? Grant him repentance. Reunite him with his family. You love marriage. You love families. You don't want to see them separated. So, reunite him with his family. And Ghana. Lord, provide for their safety and their comfort, their provision. Grant him repentance as a gift from whatever sin he's committed. And if that, if repentance, if that be your will, then, Lord, I do pray that you would continue to use Samuel's saying with his own native people. As a voice in Ghana, or if it be your will, a voice in Canada, that he would minister there and preach the gospel after repenting for his sin and be used mightily for your glory. We pray this in Jesus' name. Do people pray like that? With so many, like, terms and conditions? Where it's just like, he's like, it sounds like he's asking for a wish from a genie. He's like, I got to cover all the loopholes. He must repent. He must write a sub-stack post. Repenting. You must go on YouTube and repent. We pray for the safety of Samuel Say's children in Ghana. Not too much mercy, Lord. If he repents. If he doesn't repent, I don't know. But if he repents, let those young children. Those little N-words. Be safe in the safety of deep in Africa. Far away from me. No internet access. Far away from me as possible. In your name, Jesus. In your name, Lord. I mean, how is the fire not coming out of his ears? Like, how is he not getting engulfed in flames? It's enough to make you think that Satan doesn't really exist. And if Satan really exists, maybe he's Satan. Maybe Peter Till's found the Antichrist. But it is enough to make you think that in a world. With real Christian vengeance, that Mr. Webben would have just like gone up in flames immediately halfway through this prayer. He seemed really into it. Like he was, his eyes were closed during all of that. I have watched it so many times. Is Samuel Say, like what, where do things stand? Not good. Um, yeah, so, um, you know, that's another one with a give, send, go. I mean, they've raised a good amount of money on that, but basically the, he was initially in kind of like a county lockup. Now I think he's been transferred to a sort of more official. ICE detention facility as of, um, as of we're recording Wednesday. Uh, and so the, you know, he's, they're going forward with it. I mean, obviously DHS put out a statement saying, oh yeah, we got him. We're deporting him. So this idea that it's like a paperwork issue or there's been some terrible misunderstanding, um, you know, it doesn't seem like it's going to fly. Who is that show for the Joel Webben show? Like I'm trying to picture, like, I know I'm watching it. High comedy. I mean, like you couldn't even do a spoof of Christo bros. That would be better than that. Like. You couldn't come up with an act enacted performance. That'd be better. But like, who is genuinely watching it? Do you think Will summer? Well, like who is watching that and saying, yes, Lord, yes, Lord, hear Joel's prayer, Lord, do you, do you know, does he have an audience? It's a good question. I mean, I think he has some kind of audience, but, but I, you know, I think it's kind of like weird guys who have just converted to like Orthodox Christianity and Yeah, like kind of like locked up, you know, shut in types of divorced guys. Yeah, I gotta tell you, I hope now, now that Sam realizes who Joel Webben is, I've been calling for a while now, ever since Buckley Carlson, we should have included that in this, but, but we'll give somebody a little tease for later ever since Buckley Carlson did this weird selfie video about the important work that Joel Webben is doing. I guess Buckley is one of his viewers and said, he can't wait to commune with him at the con at the big conference in Dell. So, you know, he's one of his viewers and said, well, you know, I want to get to know him. So, you know, I think that's a good thing. I think he's a great guy. I think he's a good guy. i hope you will fully support me yeah what do you want sunny to do exactly i want him to attend i want him to sign up to attend either as a media member of the media or just as a true as a faithful servant of the flock of joel levin and i i want to i want to learn i want to know who else there i want to know everything what if something becomes converted or clavicular style live stream of Sonny existing at that conference and communicating with people. I want everything. Be worried about Sonny getting converted to the cause. All right. So you won't commit to that? You won't commit to sending Sonny? I'll talk to Sonny. It's not really like. I'm not going to force him. Let's just put it that way. But I will raise the idea. Moving on from praying for someone's deportation to. And safety if they repent. if they repent i won't say this is a tough train this is a tough transition we're getting there's a there's a man running from for gone just rewatch lord so long as he's in ghana with no 5g internet access make sure he can't get doordash delivery anywhere he goes just small bits of suffering heaven be the name all right There's a guy in Tennessee running for Congress, Brent Taylor, who apparently was involved in all this redistricting stuff that happened in Tennessee. And he more or less made the district that he's now running for Congress in. So he kind of seems like a shoo-in. He loops right around his cul-de-sac. Yes. It just gets one little line to each member of his family's homes. It's the ninth district in Tennessee. Guy seems like a total shoo-in. And then something happened this past week or so where it was discovered that this man, Brent Taylor, sent nude photos to people. Adults? Did he send them to adults? That's what I'm asking. I mean, with all the pedophilia out there and they're right these days, it's just. All we know from the story is that one individual who requested anonymity says they received an unsolicited nude picture from Taylor as recently as 2021. Before he was elected to the state Senate. And a second eyewitness source independently confirmed the nude photos sent by Taylor. So here's what Taylor's excuse was. Winning never sounded so good. What would you do if you won big? At Crown Coins Casino, real people win real prizes every single day. Hi, this is Michael from Georgia. I won 40K and finally renovated my home. Visit crowncoins.com. Sign up in seconds. Enter code CROWN and get a free Lucky Wheel bonus. You may win up to 10,000 sweeps coins. crowncoins.com. That's C-R-O-W-N coins.com. No purchase needed. Code valid for new users only. Void when prohibited by law. 18 plus terms and conditions apply. Crown Coins Casino. He said. It was a youthful indiscretion. Taylor is 60, 60 years old. The photos were sent six years ago. By virtue of the calendar, he was actually 53 at the time that he sent these nudes. And yeah, I don't qualify that as youth. Yeah, he says the expiration date has run out. So he's like, you're bringing up that old crap. What is the expiration date on this? During the Biden administration. He sent that dick pic. Unsolicited during the Biden administration. Not, you know, in the ancient past. You know, if he sent it before January 20th, 2021, it could have been the Trump administration. But I'm pretty sure it was the Biden administration. Yeah. It was during COVID. People were bored and lonely. I don't, you know, I just Googled him. Not the kind of person I'm looking to get an unsolicited dick pic from. But is that a recent picture? Is that from his youthful days? That's a good point. Though. If you do have Brent Taylor's nudes, I'm happy to review them. Yes. I already told people to send them to your DMs. Sam tweeted to send them to my DMs. So I can handle it. It's not going to be something I enjoy, but I can handle it. I could review. It's journalism. Yeah, dude. Some important journalism. Kind of describe for people what they're missing out on. Yeah. You know, the unsolicited is the key part for me. You know? 53 years. I saw some people on the internet saying 53 years is too old to be sending your dick around. I got to say, I don't know if there's a, is there a cutoff year? Is there like a cutoff age for sending your D for you? Yeah. Would you take one from like a 60 year old? I don't know. I don't, I do not. I don't want to. I don't want to unsolicited. Dick pics are unwelcome for anyone. All right. Let's get unsolicited out of the way. Solicited. That's hard to imagine. A 60 year old says, Hey, I want to, Hey, a six year old comes. Hey, Tim, I'm a big fan. I want to send you a dick pic. I mean, is it George Clooney? You know? I mean, there's some 60 year olds who are, who are doing pretty good out there. I like, I don't know. How old's Mitt Romney? If Mitt wanted to send me a D, I'd be interested in seeing that. He's in his seventies. He's keeping it tight, but probably not. I don't, I think that after 80, I think after 80, you should probably keep your D to yourself. Yeah. 80? That sounds reasonable. There's a 75 year old guy and a, and a nice 71 year old lady. And they're living across town from each other in different retirement communities. One's in Belvoca, Del Boca Vista. One's in Del Boca Raton. Let me rephrase this. Hold on. Hold on. I think we need to set the parameters of discussion. First of all, producer Matt says Patrick Dempsey is 60. That's your guy. Send it to me. All right. All right. Here's the unsolicited. Patrick, Tim's DMs are open. At what point, at what age do you think you just shouldn't be taking dick pics? That's what I'm saying. I think 80. I don't know. I mean, what if, what if you're, what if you're 78 and your lifelong partner has passed on and you know, you, you're lonely and you know, there's some other, you're, you're on whatever app there is for seniors in your community. Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure the villages, they got a whole. I think it's fine. I think before, I think, you know, you can even probably sell me on 82. I don't know. Eventually it's probably not real. Now you're pushing it. In this case, though, this was unsolicited. He's running for Congress. He looks disgusting. And that is, that's bad. That's bad. I just want to be abundantly clear. So he has this quote, he has this quote, and I'm not really sure what it means. This is what he says. All this is Taylor. All I can tell you is in the past, I've been guilty. I've been guilty of being a rounder back in the day. What does that mean? I think a rounder is like, kind of like a bad boy, but like from the fifties. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the movie rounders. That's gambling. Yeah. He's like, look, I've been deep in illicit poker games. That's different than. I don't think KGB was sending anybody. How was the Malkovich accent? Would you like to see my dick? Played the hand. You think you have a straight. You know, one thing I think is interesting here is like, we've seen this, this before when we have like, like racist staffer text messaging or DM scandals, whatever, and the GOP has kind of been raising the age of like, when someone should be held responsible for their actions where it's like, well, like, look, that guy was like 30, you know, what are you going to do? But I think 53 is, is really an all time high. That man, his money is too high. Okay. So, I mean, I think we can all agree on this 53, way too high of an age for youthful indiscretion. Okay. Yeah. So this, and this gets back to the clay Travis conversation. What is, when does your youth end? Like clay was going to a cheesecake factories in his youth. Childhood. He says it's a little different. I think you could, you could sell me on a youthful. Indiscretion at 30. No, no, that's too old. Come on. I think you could say if you're 53, if this very 60, if this man is 60 and somebody says, I said, he sent a dick pic and he says it was a youthful indiscretion. And then I said, what year was, how many years ago was it? And he said 30 years ago when I was 30, I would allow that. That's fine. But that wouldn't make sense. That would be 1996. Oh, maybe he was created. Hey, I printed this out for you. I'm just saying, what would you say is the line for youthful indiscretion? Oh, I would say once you've graduated college, you're done college. Well, after college. Yeah. Once you're out of college, you're not talking about like what I was doing in my mid twenties as youthful indiscretions. Well, I think you make a good point, Tim. There, there's sort of a, I think when you're, when you're that old of a guy, I think like, like, you know, one thing about his age, I thought was interesting is how he's trying to like really increase his age. Cause he's 59 now. And he says in his statement, as I near 60, you know, as I near my dotage, trying to make it seem like it was so long ago, these 53. Yeah. Anyway, I think we'll have to agree to disagree on that. I think one area we can all find an agreement and I just, this is a message to straight guys out there. I think the rules are a little bit different for gays. Like there are apps, you know, the recipient is a little bit, not always. By the way, not always, but you know, generally speaking, a little more interested in what you have to offer. I, the idea that straight men would send a woman their dick without being asked is so insane. Dick pic. Just not. Yeah. Dick pic is so insane. And it kind of reminds me of like the Elaine Venice. It's like it out, you know, it's just like guy takes it out in the, in the, in the, in the bed of the truck. It's like, nobody wants to see that the women, women do not want to see it. There's some. Women, I guess it might be into it, but, but I think you need to presume as a straight man that the women in your life do not want to see a picture of your Wang. I just think you need to presume that as a baseline and you need to wait for it. A very explicit request, not like, oh, it seemed like she wanted to see it like a very explicit request. Please send me a photo of you in the nude. I just think that's a, I think that should be a baseline rule for, for straight fellas out there. I agree. We can leave it there. That, that, this incredibly poignant. That was amazing. I wish you could have said it like that pastor with your high school. Dear Lord. Dear Lord, make these, make this man repent. No more unsolicited dick pics, dear Lord. All right. Fishy back. Our guy. Yes. We'll pick this up, please. Yeah. You know, James Fishback has been on a tear. Obviously he lost the Florida gubernatorial prize. primary um but he's kind of been you know he's still staying in the mix he's appearing at a lot of college campuses and like you know filling the rooms which is a little ominous uh but the the i think the most interesting thing is number one he said that he's running for president and along with by the way it won't be in 2028 because he would be 34 and so he won't be old enough so don't worry i made a dramatic announcement in the room i was like i'm announcing right now that i'm running for president and people are like what do you plan on doing let's see next after this do you plan on maybe starting your own thing i'm gonna run for president interesting demo i'm gonna run for president i'm announcing it tonight not a single woman can we see the room again was there was there yeah i don't think there's a single woman a woman in the room and it's not this is pretty gay fellas no not seeing anybody a little fuzzy there not a single great pet i saw a woman on the back end there the room maybe yeah i could see it looks like a woman right there it's him down okay wow i can't tell it was studying this like there's a pruder film uh scott well so he put out a statement saying he's you know consider and now he's he's mulling the official decision or whatever um the you know this guy obviously he loves attention so why wouldn't he run um the the other thing is you can't well besides the fact that he legally constitutionally can't that's true um but you know there's always 2032 uh i did like it sort of seemed like he just came up with it he's like i'll just tell them i'm running for president yeah and then they're out the crowd's like and then he goes i'm running for president he did he did subsequently say he's going to go up to new hampshire and iowa and and see what the crowds are like and then make a decision there again he cannot do it so obviously this is bogus but uh he also apologized i noticed uh again weird tweet from him he apologized to byron donald so he writes this i'm writing this without consulting my lawyer always a good start because it is the right thing to do regardless of the legal implications in early august i made a terrible mistake by claiming that byron donalds and cory mills were under federal investigation i received this information from someone i trusted by except the doj's public statement that neither man is under investigation which means that i bore false witness as a catholic i take the ten commandments seriously after speaking my priest and going to confession i have a moral obligation to publicly retract my statement and apologize and then he goes on and apologizes so yeah weird cat man yeah i mean so this is during the primary sort of towards the very end he's like i'm not going to do this i'm going to do this i'm going to do this i'm going to do this i'm going to do this i'm going to do this and he said cory mills and byron donalds are under federal investigation for human trafficking and this prompted the justice department themselves to come out and say that's not true uh and so i don't know if there was a legal threat that was approaching him or if he just decided to kind of get this off his back uh but but yeah i mean he look james fishback has like a long history documented in court records of making things up uh and so i i think it was really no surprise he apparently did it again here damn is everything okay there bud you're starting to get a little clumped a little hot your hat's up now are you sweating james i'm fine no i'm just really bothered by james fishback a little hot in the office or it was all the talks of dick pics i can't take it no i i find james fishback to be both interesting and horrible right like you know i guess that's his that's his like superpower yeah one thing to say about him not having saying i didn't consult a lawyer he famously owes his lawyers at least a little bit of money to him and he's like i don't know i don't know if he's a lawyer i don't know if he's a lawyer i don't know if he's a lawyer i think more um and he he said people said well you owe your lawyer all this money and he said well i only pay my lawyers if they win if they lose nada and that may explain why he does not have a lawyer right now that's not how it works the anti-semitism might also explain that kind of narrow down the choices and all the good ones are jews so yeah stuck after that james uh jd vance going to anthony constantino's district i cannot believe it this i can't we've been on this we have been i will see what could actually happen so who knows it's not like a victory at a time yeah sending him no one covered this right this is a deep red race and um yeah i forget was it the rap video we covered first yeah i think that's all around the world they say trump trump trump trump trump and like after i saw the referee i was like this guy like even within the category of clownish like unseriousness that is the republican nominees all across the country it's like he's in a category all his own he is an s-tier candidate when it just comes to like absurd offensiveness and like beneath the dignity of of a house of representatives that has very little dignity to begin with you know and like he stands alone really among the candidates like honestly like i mean paxton i guess the small list of the very top there and so i'll talk to that just like you know stefanik's district it's one of those things where it's like it's really red and it was like a 20 point trump win i think um but not a 40 you know what i mean like there are redder districts out there and it's upstate new york it's not it's not alabama like you're on the canadian border also a lot of you know people are pissed about the tariffs and what's you know those kind of canadian border areas have been hit hard by the trump economy democratic candidate blake genderbean is just like normal dairy farmer guy i was like you know it's not crazy and that might be a surprise like when you wake up it's one on wednesday we're gonna wake up and there's gonna be like two or three they're gonna be like really they lost here and there was literally an alabama two internal leak that had the democrats up there's gonna be some place some a couple places like that we're like wow the republicans lost there it was that bad i was like this could be the place and you know there wasn't a lot of money going being spent there no here we are last weekend that's not right so i looked into this because i was like who the hell is giving this guy money like because i'm totally with you buffoon stuff like he the rap is so stupid the trump hagiography and like the fact he's like literally said that trump could control me the association of audition all that stuff so i was like who the hell is donating to this guy and it turns out no one is because he's given his campaign millions upon millions of dollars from this sticker meal company that he started i didn't realize sticker meal was that successful so he spent millions of his own money on this yeah there's a lot of money in there and spent some of it on roger stone yeah you know i i just felt like the national kind of super pack oh right it did finally this week though like this has happened the last couple days both sides now their super packs are spending there and now jd vance is going to campaign for sticker jd vance is going there i will roger be with him are we roger and jd and constantino maybe maybe i've got to bail out the sticker mule the president's favorite rapper it truly is remarkable right like i you know back in 2010 that election a lot of kind of eccentric republicans won office but they look totally stale next to guys like this well you know to tim's point i mean as you said brendan hartnett here at the bulwark was on this race from the beginning and at a point where we were like this race doesn't matter or the republicans are going to keep it but this guy's so crazy we got to talk about him because what if he you know what if he gets to congress but yeah now it's a battleground maybe i mean the other thing about vance it's like i don't know you think in a regular world the vice president on the night on the eve of the election would be i don't know going to campaign for john who's dead in his ass or something it's like his home state you know it's a senate race competitive race and it's like he's in upstate new york and at least to phonics district trying to get the rapper over the line i and i think that alone tells you yeah on a friday night which is going to be a bit it should be a big rally it's crazy stuff um all right we're going to end with will story that's coming out we're taping this on wednesday story's coming out tomorrow morning uh we actually talked about this will remind me we talked about this on a maga monday i completely blacked out and had no recollection of this so when will brought this up in the office yesterday because the department of education tweeted something out he's like yeah remember that maga monday where i was like i have no clue what you're talking about some of this stuff just goes in one ear out the other i hate to admit it but i saw this because somebody else tweeted will's tweet i quote tweeted will's tweet and it was like will summer is on the malfoid case and i was like what the fuck is on i know it didn't make sense at the time but will was like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know no we talked about this and i still don't remember talking about it so yeah yeah so malfoid so malfoid is as now this is a thing that is big now because the department of education is getting into it malfoid is a gender swapped gender queer draco malfoid from harry potter everyone remembers draco malfoid but what if he was a hot girl who could kind of like have an enemies to lovers romance with harry potter well since september a lot of right-wing accounts have tried to reimagine this malfoid character and we're getting this from malfoid and foid people like clavicular call women foids and they kind of combine it now when we talked about this on mega monday a few weeks ago it was just that all these right-wingers were talking about it but now the department of education this week posted a picture there it is so you've got harry and ron and hermione off in the background walking to hogwarts and then you have this you know kind of silver-haired girl yearning looking at harry with like a little bit of hair and then you have that love uh and it says there's magic and learning wand so i look i mean this looks like an endorsement it's being taken as an endorsement transgender queer draco malfoy is the character that the it's not true no no it's not trans i just reimagined draco as a girl right yeah is that not what transgender is draco malfoy is becoming a woman malfoy is cisgender but the but you're right it it is a um like there are like a lot of like psychosexual undertones here right where it's like i would say what if this man was a woman i could breed because there's a lot of like and then i grow up and have all these kids with malfoy the other thing is they're kids like they're fantasizing about breeding a boy that they turned into feminizing fem boy so i mean it is like it's a pedo it's a gay pedo fantasy it's just a gay pedo fantasy like it's a magical world of spells and wizards the department of education which does nothing they've shut down the department of education so all it does is like gay pedo fantasy memes now like that's what the department of education does well so i asked the department of education about this i said this looks like malfoy to me why would you do this and they responded with a quote from harry potter they said um along the lines of like well of course it's all in your head harry uh but that doesn't mean it's not real uh which is from harry potter uh something albus dumbledore says so they're they're in the book yeah that's that's a good point um it's it's i don't like it i guess i i would say did linda mcmahon know what was happening our secretary that's confirmation right that's confirmation that that's what they're doing yeah because they weren't saying hey dummy what the hell are you talking about what's you weird what the fuck are you saying that makes no sense why i still don't understand what is like why just because malfoy sounds like floyd or because draco malfoy is kind of twinkie yeah i mean i i think basically malfoy is is kind of getting back to the original why is this a popular meme i think because they see malfoy as um like the opposite like they think you know all these women today they're on only fans they're hoes whatever um but malfoy represents like a sort of classical a woman you could yearn for and it ultimately grow to love don't you think draco malfoy would be a hoe if he was a girl definitely be a hoe do you not know anything hanging out with crab and goyle hitting the club yeah like you would be fucking you know getting horsed out or whatever that those kids are calling academy parties at a boarding school too these people need to meet women in real life i mean i think that we can connect the malfoy story with the room of young men watching james fishback and i guess i would just say with love to those young men the straight ones if there are any um like you've made it out of your room today you've seen james fishback and so like maybe try to model that but like do the same thing but go into a room with some girls and maybe go to them and be like hey branna what's up can i take you to the cheesecake factory you know and like that might be a better way to find a woman to love than the malfoy memes that's just it's a little tip will you be my boy don't say will you be my malfoy i hear it's an upscale meal that's an aspirational meal for podcasters like and maybe you might want to come with me to that and we can share a fork at the end we could have a little lady in the tramp moment like i some of the they could it could happen for them i think that would be a better use of their energies than the memes finish the night praying for samuel say's deportation tie it all together old hands and dear lord bless this cheesecake and make samuel say go to ghana all right oh man 53 minutes that's a lot that's a lot of med that's a lot of trio oh my god this is the last trio though till the election where's no way no not doing anything more mel unless something crazy happens over the weekend and let well no we have mega mondays on mondays we'll be like you do a halloween trio and costume do you guys what are you guys gonna be i'm going as uh one of the i can't decide which one from wayne's world with my wife we're figuring out which little genderqueer uh outfits there uh for your wife what about you will i'm going as draco malfoy maybe a snorlax the the famous pokemon a snorlax okay cool what are you doing tim um i'm doing dr frankenfurter uh rsdz uh yeah i like it that's very kind i'm sure it'd look very spectacular on you all right so we're going to go to the next one and we're going to go to the next one and we're right folks subscribe to the feed this was a labor of love but it was labor and we appreciate your support so please subscribe to the feed thank you tune in on sunday night tune in on tuesday night peace until now the data your ai depends on has been trapped behind ever-increasing cloud fees wasabi created hot cloud storage and is redefining cloud storage for the ai era delivering simple predictable cloud storage for ai analytics media and more your data is free to move fast to access and ready when your ai needs it hidden fees add up fast as ai workloads grow wasabi's flat pricing eliminates all of it one rate no surprises learn more and try now for free at wasabi.com wasabi the ai storage cloud proud partner of the iheart podcast network crown cards winning never sounded so good what 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