The Trio Can't Believe What They’re Hearing About Kimberly Guilfoyle

♪ You got the trio ♪ ♪ You got the trio ♪ (audience cheering) - What's happening? (audience cheering) I'm getting booed. - All right, everybody, we can have a good Friday night. (audience cheering) All right, we bring Will Summer down for the Friday show. That Annie Andrews is pretty good. How many of you have donated to her campaign? (audience cheering) That wasn't everybody, it wasn't everybody. You can get on your phone when Bacari's up here in a little bit, ignore him. All right, Sam, I'll start with you with the trio. How does that sound? You've had some interesting conversations with a bald gentleman named Eric Dieters, a former donor, a former very close confidant of Kim Gillfoyle, the former ambassador to Greece. There's some news. You've had two interviews with them. Have you guys seen those interviews? Yeah. What's your impression? Should we bring them on board, do you think, a weekly segment? (audience laughing) Well, no, I'm a little bit disturbed that all you watched that. (audience laughing) He was licking his lips the entire interview like this. No, Eric's an interesting guy. There were various moments where it felt like out of body experience, like when he just basically can confess to extortion. And then I was like, that sounds like extortion. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Extortion's when I say, I'm gonna do this if you don't do that. And I was like, yeah, that's what you just said. (audience laughing) You just described your actions. But my favorite moment, it was kind of underappreciated. We'll mention it backstage. He was talking about his home office and he's like, you know, that got a painting of tombstone above my office. I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, yeah, Val Kilmer's head on Huckleberry. What is his name? Doc Holliday. On Doc Holliday's body. And I was like, why do you have that painting in your office? It's supremely weird, dude. Every question you asked him, he had the weirdest answer imaginable. (audience laughing) In a different interview, so you weren't able to get this from him. He indicated that he might have some more material that he's gonna be dropping on Kim. Yeah. And do we launch your ray photos, do you think? I don't think so, but did you see the Kennedy from Fox? Was talking about Kim Gufford, did you see this thing? Okay, so Kennedy's a personality in Fox. She worked with Kim Gufford a while back. And she says like, I mean, the stuff she was saying in public was crazy. She was like, yeah, Kim Gufford, so obsessed with sex. And I wrote it down because it was just bizarre. They said at the Fox studios, they would call Kim Gufford, C. Biscuit, 'cause she was talking so much about sex. She said. Was C. Biscuit a particularly viral horse? I think so, yeah, yeah. The best part, yeah, I would assume. She said Kim Gufford talks so much about sex that she made Samantha from sex in the city look like Greta Thunberg's. (laughing) Greta might get it. How do we know Greta doesn't get it? That's kind of rude to her. It's a little bit rude to Greta, I guess, but I don't know. I mean, he's got to have something. The texts were intimate. And I'm just kind of taking it behind the curtain here, 'cause we're just all hanging out and Columbia. I love Columbia, by the way. Columbia's very underrated, in my opinion. It's one of my favorite SEC towns. Sorry about the Cox, but anyway, speaking of Cox, I asked you to kind of ask Eric if he and Kimberly had ever made love together, and you didn't answer it. Imagine I did not ask Eric that. Why not? I fed you that question. How would it go, like, "Hey, Eric, last question." (laughing) While the doc holiday painting was above, did you ever make love to Kim Goefer on a desk? Like, well, how would that go? Have you ever seen Kim, and what was the thing you'd like to use? The French word in Flagrante? In Flagrante. (laughing) Have you ever seen Kim in Flagrante? That'd be, if you get a third interview. Just to make a point, the other thing about this daily mail story today, or this Kennedy, these Kennedy remarks, she said Kim Gilfoyle had a photo catalog of all her lovers nude, and next to each guy was a copy of their AMEX card, so she could use it. That's real. That's real? Yeah, that's what Kennedy said. I would trust Kennedy. You're kind of making me like him, Gilfoyle. (laughing) So we're gonna move on to a different topic. Well, you've been covering this character Nick Sorter. Yeah, he's got a very, very thick goatee that is a little outdated. I know you're starting a campaign to get him to shave the goatee. Yeah, it's not, it isn't appealing to look at. And anyway, I guess you revealed the full audio, the demonstrated, the degree of their nefarious activities, trying to frame James Telleriko as being in a padded room or something. And we're kind of discussing on the last three of like, will he suffer any consequence, any professional consequence for this obvious lie? It seems like no, what's the latest? Yeah, so he's facing a lot of repercussions. On November 12th, he'll be fetted at Mar-a-Lago at the James O'Keefe Journalist's Ball. And so this is kind of like all of my characters are coming together, and a lot of them have backstories, right? So Nick will be there, Nick Shirley will be there, another famous, Nick, we've got Cam Higby, all of the characters, Elijah Schaefer, though, frequent trio topic, he won't be there, he was gonna be there, folks, but then he had some kind of like, some allegations regarding some other women who will be there, so he's been kicked off the bill. How much does it cost to go? $3,000 for a ticket. So obviously you came out tonight, maybe later next month you head down to Mar-a-Lago. What is the purpose of fundraiser for James' efforts? It probably is a fundraiser, obviously he has his fingers in a lot of pies, he does the musicals, he does all of this kind of stuff, right? But the musicals? James O'Keefe does the musicals. Yeah, and so, however, why is it worth this money? Well, there will be a panel of judges, we don't know who the judges are yet, but someone will be crowned citizen journalists of the year. This is like Miss America. You should have been a judge, dude. I would have been amazing. Do they ask you? You know what, we actually probably should crown our own citizen journalist of the year. Maybe you had a future trio. Just to be clear, I told Will to go to Mar-a-Lago to cover this, and he refused. No, he refused. No, I just haven't heard back from James yet, that's not true. That's not true. So the nominees are two NICs. Yeah, Nick and Nick, a woman named Span Hernandez, is kind of one of these, you know, kind of riot type reporters. Nick Shirley is going to win. Who are we kidding, right? He's the golden boy. That's like, kind of like the Odyssey for the Oscars this year. We already know what's going to happen. Yeah, exactly, no. [INAUDIBLE] Why not tickle tweeds? There's a new entrant. It really, everyone involved, I'll note, the guy who's going to take the fall for the Talleriko audio thing. The guy who actually committed the federal crimes, he's not invited. You know, I mean, sorry, buddy. Ma'am, whoever just shouted out, why not tickle? Could you stand up, please? But do you ever-- do you ever kind of thank you? Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and not think, why do I know about these people? [LAUGHTER] Yeah, OK, maybe you should read a book. [LAUGHTER] We appreciate that. Well, is that bad? Was that rude? You're just admonishing one of our super fans there. That was playful, playful, banter. I appreciate that you know who tickle is. Thank you. It was playful, blanter. Speaking of admonishment, we had a discussion about what the rundown of topics are going to be. And Sam vetoed one of them. And I over vetoed him. Right. I asked that-- You're booing without even knowing what I vetoed. I've asked that a photo be put up here on the screens. Let me know if you guys-- is that there yet? Have we gotten it? I have no idea what it is. That's a photo of Callista Gingrich with our new ambassador, who is the ambassador to monitor sex trafficking and child trafficking in the country. And that's her up there for people who see it. She's the one with massive eyebrows and an inability to blink. And then she's next to Callista facetuned, not a single wrinkle on Callista's face. What-- what-- are you confident that these are human? That these are of our same species? Because when the ambassador, Thornhill, I was watching her testimony. I did watch her speak. Did he watch her testimony? It was, yeah. She was asked about the trafficking. Yeah. And she kind of, but, and it felt like it felt like a man-in-black situation, was it really? I will say this, I'm going to be, I want to be very delicate here, I veto, I veto it because I didn't want to comment on the face, because I think it's rude and everyone, you don't, they do what you want in your face, I don't care, but the fact that she's had so much surgery that she can't speak is problematic, it makes it, makes it a little bit difficult to do the job as an ambassador, I will give you that. Well, you're from Texas, what do you think about the work that she's had done, is that kind of standard fare? I think this stuff is really accelerated, I think it's fair to say, you know, I think there's a lot more of this than, you know, I wasn't familiar with this down to Texas. Yeah, however you do think if you're going to put that much money into the face that you'd be a little, you want a better product. I think that's fair, yeah. And I also have a bone to pick with Callista, you know, when my husband moved to D.C. and he got a phone number at the Capitol, his desk number, it was Callista's desk, and so everyone's wrong, people would call for it. They explained that. Like you get the cell phone, like, you know, that- He got Callista's phone number. You got the number that Callista had when she worked on the hill. Did you call? Well, Newt never called, but other people who'd like lost touch with her would call. I'm checking with Callista, it was really quite enjoyable, but I figured if we had a real number out, ask her, why did you do Ambassador Thornhill so dirty there? Like she faced to himself. She kind of faced to- Yeah, but she does that all the time with Newt, like that sort of thing. Every time she takes a picture in the golf course of Newt, he looks horrible, and she is not a wrinkle. Okay. We have some other topics to discuss. I have some concerns about- I'm in my South Carolina State sweatshirts, because I do have some concerns about what's happening over at USC East. You know, I was just walking around campus, and there are definitely some groikers among us here in Columbia. The youth, the Republican youth, they've gone a little bit- Not see adjacent, I would say. I saw a student- Back in my day when I came here, sorry, well, it was mostly like Alex P. Keaton's, you know, blue blazers, khakis, tax cuts, you know, strong military. Now, it's kind of like a little more on the white nationalism side of things, which is concerning. Well, I was just going to say, I saw a student here wearing a real time with Bill Marshirt, which maybe even more concerning. I don't know. I mean, he was having dinner with Trump, but that's better than having a Nick Flintis shirt, I guess, or like a Himmler shirt or something, David Duke. You flagged something for me, though, because do you guys also share my concerns about the Hitler youth among us? Yeah, we're all a little concerned about this. Will wanted to offer us some good news, since it's a Friday night. It seems like there's some green shoots among the Nazi youth, do you want to talk about that? Well, look, the groikers, I will say this, they're becoming Democrats, right? So make of that what you will, you know, on one hand, they are really in favor of Amy Acton in Ohio. They're really opposed to Vivek Ramaswamy. Why? Why would that be? Oh. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. Yeah. It's just coincidental. Is that why? Well, something about Vivek's platform? Well, I mean, they don't like he's -- no, we understand why, Will, just to be clear. So the Boston University College of Republicans, very random to be getting involved in the Ohio governors, I'll admit, they've come out and endorsed Amy Acton, and this is caused a lot of drama in the college Republicans where there's already a lot of drama, this is like -- they're splintering, folks. What's the B.U.'s nickname? What's their mascot? The eagle? No, B.U.'s not its B.C.'s, the eagle. I don't know what B.U. Terriers? Terriers. Good pull. Look, the college for public interiors, they've -- in Boston, they've endorsed Amy Acton. All right. That's pretty good. Any other good signs, you think, besides Amy Acton? Well, Tucker's into -- How about that? No, right? Or what about in Florida? Didn't we hear some good things from your Facebook? Oh, James Fishback. Your boy, James Fishback. Oh, yeah, James Fishback, of course, a very prominent bulwark. You know, I don't disagree with you. You know, it's -- it's not about guys I love, you know. But, you know, James Fishback has endorsed Angie Nixon, you know, running for governor down there. It's a big tent, folks. You know, it's a big -- we always say it's a big tent. James Fishback, the Boston University Terrier, not so youth. Droypers, Amy Acton, and James Fishback. There's also an interesting trend, right? A lot of these Droypers, they think Israel runs America, they think that Masad is in control of everything. But increasingly, I'm seeing a couple of examples of this. A lot of young, right-wing men posing as Masad to be cool. Now, they're a couple. This is kind of like a secret thing. But number one, this guy who defected from TPUSA, he said, "Oh, when I first joined TPUSA, it was so debauched. They took me on a bus with a stripper pole, not to a stripper club. The bus had a stripper pole, grow up, right?" And then, they went to a bar, and he claims they took all the new inductees out one by one, and they said, "Hey, we're in the Masad. If you mess up, we'll kill you." So that's one example, right? And Ryan Fornier, who is of course a character we've written about the Secret Service guy, you know, who's currently in jail, but I heard from one of the people in the police reports that, along with the Secret Service thing, he said, "You better not mess with me or Israel or don't criticize Israel because obviously he's concerned about these Droypers." Or yeah, we'll have the Masad take you out. Can I just say, Israel's PR has been bad enough over the past year. They don't need this. Well, and these are the pro-Israel guys, we're kind of, you know, perpetuating this. Sam, you mentioned the Tucker also as expressing some interest in some Democrat candidates. So yeah, he's very interested in Abdul Al-Sahed, yeah. And why do you think that is? I think it's because he's on the payroll of Cutter. I didn't put that together, actually. I was on a live stream, I'm trying to get outside of the bubble. We appreciate all you guys, you know, there is this, the No Kings crowd, I'm going to go to No Kings tomorrow. But you know, I'm trying to get outside of the bubble and do my purpose, and so I was on a live stream with Mario N awful yesterday, you know that guy? Oh, wow. That guy's quite a character. I didn't know you did that. Yeah, I did that yesterday. He's like, I think probably a Russian, either, I don't know if the Qataris or UAE are rushes paying him. And so we have kind of a commonality right now, because he doesn't like the Iran War, and so we were discussing this, and I was speaking to his audience and he was blindsided that Donald Trump could have disappointed him like this, you know, he's just like, who could have seen this coming? And I was like, well, me, so I'm glad he could bring me on here to help educate the audience. And then it was funny because I kept like a green with me and then a green with me. And then I was like, you know, I think Tucker has really gone off the deep end with the pro-Russia stuff. He's like, no, wait a minute. I think Tucker's been making some points on that one. And I was like, really? And he's like, yeah, you know, I mean, they know what's getting pretty close to the border and all that. And I was like, okay, well, that might have been the edge of our agreement. It's time to move the conversation. Yeah, it's time to move forward. But anyway, Tucker has done some other interesting takes lately. Yeah, I mean, do we have the clip? Can we play the clip? Someone really baffled me. The nature of war results in the deaths of innocence. And if you look at that enough on a screen, it's like if you look at pornography enough from beast-yality videos all day, after a while, like it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it. I'm not into it personally. It's not crazy. We are shaped by the world around us, of course. Can we play that one more time? Can I go on my time? I want to, I got to watch it. Can I get that one more time? The war results in the deaths of innocence, and if you look at that enough on a screen, it's like if you look at pornography enough from beast-yality videos all day, after a while, like it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it. It's not crazy. After a while, it's kind of an attractive horse. I get it. beast-yality is really having a moment, I hate to say it, but, you know, the and Andrew Tate, he had the eel sex videos, which, not cool. Can you tell me more about that? I don't feel like I locked in and I found the eel sex. I was also trying to figure out what is eel sex. Well, it's a part, you know, I hate to say it. Well, it was the prosecutors who did it, it was, it's a person having sex with an eel. How? You know, they don't get into it. It's not, it's not a couple paragraphs, you know, they explain the, you know, what it, you know, it doesn't say, you're on or you're probably wondering, you know, how this goes, you know. Does it, like, go in the anus? That's what I thought. Do you put the eel in the anus? Well, this is your beat. I think we have to think about what Andrew Tate, you know, he's involved, like, what does he end to in terms of the eel stuff? I don't know. But then the FBI obviously loosened the requirements or against the beast-yality thing? Yeah. Three is a trend. Yeah. It was interesting, the requirements around beast-yality was interesting because the story that, and Cash was really sticking to the story on this, like, he got pressed a number of times by Democrats and Republicans and he was like, look, if a young woman got human traffic and as part of the human traffic was forced to have sex with a goat, like, who are we to not consider them part of the FBI? It's like, is that a common problem? I kind of felt like the type of thing that like if that happened, you know, it's a strange world out there Lots of stuff happening like you have their one or two examples of a human trafficked woman who got raped by a goat It feels like you could just kind of make a case-by-case judgment call on that rather than changing the entire policy to permit feistyality for FBI Agents and I think if you tie that to Tucker's attraction to Who is the horse that we were talking about earlier? Seabiscuit. Seabiscuit. Tucker. Seabiscuit attraction. Seems like something's a foot No more on that will what well, I actually do have I have a bonus Nick Sortor story That I'm surprised that it's related to feistyality or feistyality I don't want to hear wait. I'm sorry. It is about animals though actually So but it's it's Carolina related. It's Carolina's not South Carolina. It's North Carolina There the right has been Consumed over the past two days with a scandal Nick Sortor has been accused of stealing $60,000 worth of frozen beef So during Hurricane Helene Helene in North Carolina this guy a fellow named Storm Chaser Rob Drove 60 grand of beef up to distribute and he handed it to Nick Sortor Nick Sortor was there kind of getting clouded He drove from wazilla Alaska. It wasn't like a short drive right like he drove very far Yeah, it was very far and so he gets the beef there and Nick Sortor says oh thanks, but your work here's done You know it takes it and then the guy never hears back what happened he's saying I'm gonna I got to pay my taxes. I'm trying to prove this went to a charity Nick's not telling him So I asked Nick about this today. I was walking around the camp is beautiful texting Nick Sortor and I said Hey, man, where's the beef? I said where's the beef? I should have I should have and he said he said don't worry about it You know, I just distributed it, you know, he claims he gave it to some cops. I don't know kind of a kind of a shady story I've got to give that guy journalist of the air at the Kala The missing beef wasn't on the rundown. I don't know. That's the surprise. Yeah Did he have it but he didn't have enough any other defense of his beef though? Well, he said he handed it off to some cops and they probably know $60,000 worth of beef. He just hands the cops Eat it. That's a lot of beef One other thing just to tie a bow on it before you know, we move on to some heavier fare Sam, you notice something in your time story about Alina so in case the three of you who are not watching 20 hours of YouTube a week Don't know Notable gay Rick Grinnell Was in was in a feud with Alina Habba parking lot lawyer Alina Habba's husband Donated 5.7 million dollars into a company LLC for some reason that was supposed to go to the Kennedy Center It never got deposited recused it on poppers allegedly and So we've been covering that but there was something the husband we learned something interesting about Yeah, so this story was great. It was like Thirty paragraphs long. It's just detailed scandal after scandal just insane corruption Gryft and then like the last the second to last or third to last paragraph They just drop in this like random factoid that blew my mind. They're like Alina Habba's husband I know it's some Turkish guy. He's like he may not be 29 because this file. He put together said he's 25 and I was just like Oh my god. She's like she very much robbing the cradle here 25-year-olds billionaire 25-year-old Turkish billionaire who's now mixed up with Rick and now and Trump and Trump called Rick We've learned. Yeah, he got to discuss us and then Rick was like it's isn't true But now the 25 year old is providing mr. Trump the yeah, he sent some text messages being like Rick on him You're gonna be my man down in Venezuela Stuff like that. The whole thing's very sorted. Alina Habba seems to really be like you know like come on boy toy Like you have the receipts. Yeah, she's like in a month. She's the one who marched into the Oval Office to demand the Trump deal with it But by the way I was thinking about there's so much going on in this world like so many catastrophes and like Donald Trump is Spending his hours sorting through this mess involving Alina Habba her Turkish billionaire boy toy and Rick Rinal It's not good It's not I mean he could be doing worse things All right, I think that's what that's what we have. Do we have anything else? Did you have another any any more sea biscuit related fare? Discussing of any discussion of equine lingus I don't know we're gonna talk about Luma but we don't have to if you don't want him to save Okay, we have some luma material later, but what will this will give you a bonus 30 seconds on Laura Luma? She's positioning herself to be White House press secretary. There's an opening. Oh Mom, she do a great job I mean, she's the only pro Ukraine one in there. Yeah, no, I think actually that's why she won't get it But I mean she did tweet today. She tweeted. She's just like that's why Laura Luma won't be press secretary to prosolensky Yes, yeah, I mean, I think you know, I could imagine worse. I was thinking you know who else could they get? I thought Benny would be worse Annie Dambon Gino Dambon Gino would be amazing. He would be amazing. I'm praying for Dambon Gino. All right Well, Will keeps an eye on all this stuff so you don't have to he's just walking around Columbia Texting Nick Sordor about the pros and beef We might see more of him later. Thank you, Will Grodbus, crypto, j-six, is my logo horse play you got the trio you got the trio Catch a singing girlfriend and the gay mega cruise a bay house hair yet caucus left in central part to you Got the trio