THE TRAUMA CANDY CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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No way. Wrigleys. You kick weird. You kick with your feet. What the hell? Am I supposed to kick with my elbow? And something incredible about that is not only is he wearing my underwear, they're inside out. He's wearing my underwear inside out. The You Should Know Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast episode 217. We are co-hosts. We are back in the studio. Yeah, baby. What up, Kendrick? Is that a single leg takedown that we're working on? That's a little feint. That's a feint. You just go in real nice and aggressive. A lot of foot slapping. It's like good old WWE. Yeah. Dude. Okay, so there's a problem with your microphone. It's been an outstanding problem for a while. It has been. Some would say too long. If you're in the Patreon, you know that Cam messes with his mic 24-7, and he breaks every single mic. That's the biggest single mic stand that he's ever had. So you can't see on the camera, but there's 14 zip ties that are like keeping this thing together, and I cut the edges off so they're super sharp. So if he tries to fidget, then. It's like the bird spikes they put on a light bulb. It's like just a complete deterrent. I don't fidget with my mic over here. The mic stand, somehow, someone messes it up. They go, oh, let's put it on an old cam spot, and then it's sitting there. I don't destroy mics. Okay. Okay, I'm just saying every mic stand that we've had to switch out has come from this side of the set. Now, there's one factual, factual thing. It was your mic, and we switched it over here. Dude. Oh, dude, what? Oh, you're going to wrestle me butt naked with oil? What are you going to do about it? No, I would love to do that if we were happy, but right now we're not happy time. That's happy time, thanks. But it was the old mic stands, yes, that happened with the old mics. These are new, and that was in 2019, Cam. Grow up. We were boys. I just said there was one factual time. That happened. You literally said, oh, I kind of f***ed mine up. I'm going to give it to you. And I went, all right. Oh, no, 100%, but that's an outlying circumstance. That's like if you're, like, that's saying, like, I got mono one time, but you're walking around giving everybody clout. That's different. Like, that's not the same, bro. You don't have me. I'm just over here. And you're just like, oh. Oh, wait, mono's you can't sleep. No, mono's the kissing. Mono's the kissing thing. It's like an upper respiratory infection, I believe, that's, like, a little more extreme. But do they call it mono because it's just you? Why is it mono? Isn't mono severe? Mono is meningitis. That's what it's short for. That cannot be correct. No, it's a bag. Mono is not short for meningitis. Where the hell does mono come from? Meningitis mono. It's like the short-term form of it. It's like, it's like the same thing with Alex. And Xavier. Because Xavier is the big name. You call an Xavier Alex. You would go to a court of law and say, I, Peyton Stephen Harden, know a man named Xavier, and I call him Alex. Yes, I've met an Xavier. And I said, what's your name, bro? And he goes, Alex. Really, it's Xavier. And I go, what's up, Alex? All right, from now on, I'm co-host Tom. I'm co-host Tom. It's the same thing with Bob and William. No. They're completely, they sound completely different, but it's the short version, like Richard and Dick. Richard and Dick is a real one. Xavier and Alex. William and Bob is a real one. Xavier and Alex is as real as Willy Wonka's golden ticket. That has never happened. They actually did sell Willy Wonka's golden ticket. Not from Willy Wonka. He's fictional. Just like this Alex guy you talk about. And Xavier would be, do it with me, ready? X. You call the guy X. Xavier X. Alex, bro? Name, no, no, no, talk about it. Name a guy you've ever called X in real life. X? I don't, I probably met. You met an X? I probably met in one. Xavier, in my entire life. And you went by Xavier because that's his legal name. Yeah, but, okay, but you didn't remember. Javante, you call him J. Hmm? That's different. Devin, you call people A, D. Come here. No, no, no, that's slang. Xavier X. That's slang. I never go, the guy's name's Devin. I never go, hey, Charles. That's, no, okay, but you're, now you're just being fugazi and filleting it up. What was that? Filleting it up? But I'm saying, I'm using actual litigation, like things that are in the court of law. No, it's not, this is not litigation. Bro. Oh, oh, no, no, no, I'm getting on. Richard and Dick is the same thing. Richard and Dick, I already, I've conceded to that. That's what I'm saying, so that's a real thing. William and Bob is a real thing. Xavier and Alex is a real thing. I'm 50 on that Bob and Will. I'm 50 on the Will and Bob. It's a real thing. I'm not even, no pot, it's a real thing. No, no, you know what it is? Honest to God, can I tell you what it is? What? I walked into this man's house the other day. I showed up because we had a meeting about tour. When I walked in, no one was, no one else was in the house. CJ was out doing something. No, CJ was in the house, he just didn't know. Yeah, he was probably just in like a closet or something, just like sitting up there, just like being himself, doing good for you. Sarah was gone. Yeah. This man kicked up like this on his own, a massive couch, by the way, and he took up so little space. First of all, don't reveal my comfortable position. He literally was watching his own TV like this, on a couch that can sit 12, he was like this. He was taking up half a seat. A bag of Quest chips, the protein chips. Quest protein chips, yeah. You can tell it in my physique. Harvey Specter highlights on YouTube. He's watching highlights of Harvey Specter from the series Suits. Yes. And now I understand why you use the word litigation. You're not a lawyer. Your name's not Harvey. Leave that to him. Who does that? Who does that? Lawyer highlights from a show? And just to prove my point, Harvey, another name you can use is Vinny. Don't you, don't, Dario's over there. Name a Vinny Harvey you've met. Name a Harvey Vinny. Name a Vinny you've met. Vin Diesel, Vinny. You've met him? No. No, I don't. He watched Harvey Specter highlights. Yeah, I love watching, because, okay, that's more of a commitment issue. That, no. Because sometimes, like, I want to watch Suits for the vibe and, like, the good moments, but I don't want to sit there for, like, the buildup, like, of the show. See, yeah. You know, because I've already watched the show three times. I know what I like. I know what seasons I want to go to. Like, you know what I mean? I mean. I'm here for the show. I'm here for background noise and vibes, so I'm going to put on. Background noise, my a**. Your feet were tucked in your chest, eating chips, no phone in your hand, which is a f**king miracle, and you were watching Harvey Specter. I just turned it on. You looked like this. You caught me at a bad moment. Like a 16-year-old girl. Like, you were like. You definitely caught me at a bad moment. Oh, what bad a** you enjoyed every second of that. Oh, I loved it, but you caught me at a bad moment. Normally, I'll have a phone in my hand, and I'm, like, doom scrolling or, like, going through emails, but it's a good vibe for that. Like, if you're, like, going through emails, and, like, you can sit on your couch and be a little cute and sexy, like, that's what I'll put on Harvey Specter highlights. Background noise. Okay, background noise acceptable shows. I want you to get through that one more time with that sound like I'm having a stroke. Background noise acceptable shows. That was almost stroke. Here we go. Yes. Include the likes of suits. I'll give you that. The office, everything like that, but the term background noise are background noise shows. It's only good if they're, like, in an office environment or, like, a, like a, that was too, what's another one? Uh, Parks and Rec. That's also an office vibe. What's another good background show? It takes place in, Corporate America's the only place. Oh, my God, because it's just so monotonous. Yeah, it's like. You're just, like, you're, like, ah, whatever. You hear a printer and a staple machine, and you can get through your day. You're just, you're locked in, but they're made for background noise. Yeah. You turn it on when you got to do the dishes. Right. You got to scratch the underbelly of the little pooch. That's. That was insane. I've never. I've never scratched my dog like that. I go, let's turn on episode three of The Office. I'm not going to say that I haven't seen you do that with your dog, but I'm not going to say I haven't seen you do that. I scratch. I give, I give Ruby fantastic undercarriage rubs. Is Ruby still okay? She's good. She's doing good. Didn't she just get found with something? Uh, pancreatitis. Yeah. Oh. And then she also ate a, a, a plastic macaroni noodle the other day. Macaroni? Macaroni noodle. Macaroni noodle. The spinnerooni. The spinnerooni. Dude. Oh, dude. No, no. Booker D. WWE's too corporate. Hey, don't. We're not going to get into that right now. We'll save that, but I, I got, I got some questions for you. But I'm so sorry about Ruby. I mean, that's stage one. I mean. That's like stage one. She's a small breed. It's common in small breeds. We fed her too much human food in her developmental years, and now she just has such a tiny, minuscule pancreas. When she eats human food, it flares up, and she poops blood. Yeah, but I'm saying. That's stage one. Okay. All right. She doesn't. I love Cam, dude. Prescription food and treats now, though. Yeah. Prescription treats is f***ing insane. I literally can't buy my dog treats unless I show her prescription ID card. And you have the nerve to correct me when I say that's stage one of the challenge. stage one that's just her lie yeah you're you have to have a prescription to get your contacts it's not me going oh stage one you're losing your sight no if i had to do like prescription desserts then you'd be like oh something's going on with payton oh yeah well that's true yeah that's a good point okay but um speaking of vin diesel speaking of vin diesel we talked about it for two seconds yeah but i initially wanted to transition when you said it there okay um i went to miami this last weekend for two weekends ago for whenever y'all are seeing this because we're pre-recording because cam's about to have a kid man so i went to miami this last weekend for formula one i was there with uh jelaine and audie so it was really good time thank you for having me peep the hat peep the hat show him that hat show him that little hat yeah yeah i had a fantastic time man you i was wondering if you were gonna ask me anything because i haven't talked to you about anything i was going to but then i realized wait i've called him three times on this trip and he didn't answer a single one but then the part the most of all evidence was we hung out with with your girl one day and all of a sudden call from you to your girl no call back to your boy so yeah tell me about your trip oh tell me about tell me about your some about your trip that you were just i mean just slammed slammed i was 8 a.m to 12 a.m slammed i can't even touch my phone but i'm calling i can see you my itinerary it was pretty busy i'm calling sarah no it's well okay because so you call me like an idiot like you always call me at the worst times ever how do i have your itinerary you should have how yeah i should have but i don't yeah how do i know it's the worst time to call you because if i'm on a brand trip during formula one and it's the saturday of the race and the race starts at 1 p.m probably don't call me at 105 right that makes sense hey i don't know what time the race would be more considerate i maybe give a little more effort so don't get mad whenever i'm not answering you when i'm doing something that's besides the point let me talk about me for a second okay go and so whenever i got done with my day i don't want to talk to cam and learn about you i don't want to about your insurance i want to actually hear from my sexy hot wife like cam called me yesterday it was monday night raw or i don't know when it was the other day he called me and oh my god he knows i watch monday night raw every what day monday monday monday night raw starts at 7 p.m this calls me every monday at 705 that is every day i'm not answering that's bad that is i will concede to that okay so i don't know what it is it's monday nights i get an edge to talk to you it's always about 705 715 always dial never get an answer and i go oh that's right raw yeah so i i hung up the call but anyway the brand trip the the f1 it was really yes it was fantastic i had the most it looked first off looked crazy incredible it looked i'm talking sexy i looked so bro i was like trying to uh like not live through your stories but like look at all of this the miami track is insane beautiful beautiful i thought that was water yeah it looked like i literally thought it was i was like are you driving stuff yeah so we're if you don't know anything about formula one we're not going to bore you to death with any formula one details there's a fantastic race though oh my god what a good race but i was on they had us at turn one um which is like prime time like prime spot for uh formula one races um but i was in miami for four days turn it up another notch anyway so i went i was in miami for four days i landed there on a thursday right and i returned on a monday on a sunday very late so yeah late i mean monday if you count am hours yeah midnight so thursday right we had a plan to go to lunch and a dinner right nothing but food so i land i'm by myself i'm doing ever it's time to go meet up for the lunch it's my first time in miami first of all miami has the sexiest people i've ever seen and i'm not joking like every i just every look the hottest people i have ever seen in my life as soon as i like got out of the airport and into like the uber i was i looked out i was like holy this is my you see this is my explore page from 2020 like this is the hottest people i've ever seen like the sexiest people like everybody's guys too oh yeah there's a there's a cop that was at my lunch i mean i would i mean if he pulled the belt buckle down he would have got it like i mean he was hot like dude like he was like a swole bad bunny i mean that's i would have switched sides for him off of that alone i mean that that guy he's he's gorgeous oh my god money and he had a toothpick in his mouth with a mustache i was like oh you're in miami he's a oh you're a prick you know you're a ten i was like you'd break my heart yeah so i'm at the lunch right and first time in miami it's a poolside lunch like there's yachts going by just women twerking cargo ships probably with cocaine it all was great and so i'm sitting there watching the view just like this i'm i'm eating sushi on the ocean like looking at the view of the twerking and the music and i was like this is fantastic and our waiter comes by first of all i he's in miami as i'm sitting at this lunch the waiter comes by and i'm with everybody on the brand trip right waiter comes by he goes man i know you from somewhere man i know you i always hate that too in front of others and i go ah man you know i'm not because it could be awkward where you think i'm somebody else there's a lot of tall sexy light-skinned guys out there and i could just be blending in and so yeah with the likes of i don't know tatum i don't know me that's about it yeah it's like oh no no i'm not mine michael porter jr so he goes i know you from somewhere i don't know man i'm taking the you know yeah the approach of whatever way if you say it i'll go with it but i'm not i'm not throwing out the line i'm not saving the brand people are like oh you should have told me who you are and i'm like no man it's whatever he comes back after the lunch he goes i know where i know you you got the podcast and i go yeah that's me and he goes i didn't recognize you because your voice sounds really weird in person i said really sorry yeah he goes my new acquaintances and i go oh yeah i just woke up sorry no i go oh yeah i just woke up he goes no it's not that it's like it's like we like something's off i said what the man you're getting prosecuted in front of your your whole the brand trip yeah going in on you yeah and he goes and you were like really quiet here you're normally like funny on the podcast man fast forward a couple days later we're in the paddock club f1 this is basically like the backstage right i'm sitting there i mean charles leclerc everybody lewis hamilton is like is walking by i'm eating right lewis hamilton sounds like a confederate general that's what lewis hamilton he sounds like he rode a horse into one of the carolinas and committed a battle you know his real name is sir lewis hamilton he's a confederate general 100 sir lewis hamilton here josh that's what he sounds like a billionaire sexy light-skinned guy for ferrari like he's dates kim kardashian actually he's whoa yeah two things caught me off guard there dates a kardashian let alone kim light-skinned he's like well he's he's not light-skinned but he's like he's he's a fair-skinned gentleman but black dude with braids he's hot and he's hot i bet billionaire too um anyway he's not actually a billionaire but he's up there but anyway i was eating this dinner in the paddock club right this is an exclusive area right so i mean there's absolutely famous people back here like name any famous person they're back here jimmy fallon dj khaled like everybody anybody you could possibly think of jack black everybody's back here right brock lesnar shut up and so i'm just normal paying from the podcast no one should talk to me right this guy comes to the table and he goes man i know you you go i'm 0 for 1 you better get to it he goes i know you and i go man it could be from a plethora of things he goes do you do videos or something i have a pot and i go yeah yeah i have a podcast i have a podcast he got my voice and my throat's a little scratched you know and he goes he goes yeah you do have the podcast i do know you and i was like yeah man nice to meet you he goes but hey i don't mean to sound offensive you used to be fat p you are lying say you're lying right now on everything i f***ing love man you used to be fat man oh boys we lost him i said he's not having a cookie for another three months we can't hang out i said what and he goes you did you lose like a ton of weight you were never that big oh my god he said no like bro you used to be like a fat right like that you the fat yeah you know you lost a ton of weight right and i go a ton is a lot but now a ton really i go yeah i've been a little bit of a deficit you know i'm hitting abs i'm eating clean yeah and so what the hell is wrong with miami and by the way i mean i got recognized a couple more times outside of that but like those are the times in front of like the important people that you know that's another thing these aren't like one-on-one like mano-a-mano conversations no this is in a group of a group setting like you bro you used to be like large right like dude you're fat lost a lot of weight congrats bro you used to be like morbid You're like. And so that was the first story. I'll tell a story later about Miami and why I returned back. It's literally the craziest, one of the craziest stories I have. But other than that. On a plane? On a plane. It's another pain plane story. We are cursed. I think you, to a point, it's almost, ooh, would it be karmic? Who's that? Like karma, but like. It's not a karma because I didn't do anything. It's just like. Well, you've done some things. No, no, no, no. You basically sh** your pants on Dominic Mysterio. You've done some things. Oh, yeah, that was a problem. I should have done that. And insert karma. Right now, get a free DeWalt 20-volt max battery 2-pack when you buy a select DeWalt 20-volt max tool. Valid through 9-13. While supplies last. This episode is brought to you by Palmolive. Family time isn't just the big moments. It's weeknight dinners. Sitting around the table, everyone talking all at once. So when the plates are empty and the sink is full, use Palmolive Ultra. Palmolive's most powerful formula removes up to 99.9% of grease, leaving your dishes sparkling clean. And the new convenient pump makes cleaning even easier. So you can spend less time tackling dishes and more time together. Shop now at palmolive.com. Did you do anything this weekend? Not nothing. Nothing crazy. Nothing Guinness Book of World Record-esque. We went to eat. Dude. Oh my God. I'll tell you. Oh, shut up. Speaking of, I had, dude. Okay. Oh, I'm so sorry to interrupt you. I know. I know I lobbed you to bring up a topic. That wasn't even like an interrupt. You screamed. Yes, because it reminded me I was forgetting this. And I knew there was something that I, I wanted to bring to the podcast and this is it. And it is about eating out. I hope this is a dinger because you just screamed in my face. I'm so sorry, but it is about you because you're fat. But our friend Chris, who works at the circuit, he brought this up on his social media and I thought it was the best like debate ever. Oh, it's about eating out. Okay. Oh God. An appetizer for a restaurant. Which one is better? Oh, bread and butter or chips and salsa. Chips and salsa. I knew you were going to say that. And this is why it's bread and butter is fantastic. There's no, no shame in the game. Don't hate the player, but that's like, that's the goat. You know, chips, bread and butter is a hundred percent better than chips and salsa at a restaurant. You're, you're simply out of your absolute light skin mind. You are. That is not bringing race into this crazy chips and salsa is chips and salsa is the pinnacle of a appetizer. It is on, but it is unbelievable. I dare say an artichoke dip is better than the chips and salsa, but an artichoke dip and any other dip is in the, the same family. If we don't serve. No, we're just talking about chips and salsa. You can't take over the other ones. Chips and salsa. Chips, salsa. Go, go grab 13, go get 13 fresh organic things from the earth. Blend them up, put them in a bowl and give me a nice little tortilla. I have never won God. Watch this just based off this reaction. I have never once gone to a restaurant, had a chips and salsa and sat back in my chair like this. I've never done that. Then you're not eating the right salsa guy. No, you're insane. You've never sat back in your seat. And I've been eating with you at restaurants for years. I used to go on dates with my father to chili. We would order nothing. We would just get chips and salsa and a beverage and leave. That's not what I'm saying. Do not convolute what I'm saying. I'm saying you have never got a chips and salsa and gone. Oh my God. That's so good. You've never done it. I have no higher percent rate. There's a hundred percent rate, a hundred percent. You have done that sit back motion more with a bread and butter. Oh yes, you have. You can. Okay. For me, it's both a hundred percent for the other person. What is that for the other person? I can't speak on them. I have 100%. I've been holy that's some good salsa. I can't maybe, maybe I don't lean back cause it's not a handheld. I got to keep going back and forth the sauce on the table. That's sitting there with a big drinking it out of a cup, but I'm saying, would you go, but I'm saying, which have you done more ships? It's also, you have not. And you don't. Okay. We can't have this talk. If you're not gonna be honest. Chips. Okay. Here's another thing. I have seen you almost like literally almost. And you want to know why you want to know why? No, listen, I've seen you literally have like an O face over a bread and butter. At a restaurant. I have never seen you do it with chips and salsa. What I've seen you do with chips and salsa is scarf it. Now that is one thing I've seen you do. And why am I scarfing it? Because it's lighter than a bread. Cause I'm addicted to greatness. P I can't get it out of my hand. You got it. I literally can't stop eating the salsa. I can't quit. I lose all discipline in all mental capacity. Okay. Let's take more to the broad debate of it. Not just your personal, the broad debate of it. There is more variations for greatness in a bread. Then the chips is also variations of greatness. The reason I do a face is because, Oh my God, this bread has something different. It's great variable, but that just goes to show all the other is the, it's the same. Oh, so I would, or I say you're so wrong. Oh, salsa can be crazy. Thick, crazy, thin, hella spicy, perfect blend, heavy on the salt, heavy on the line. It's also 100% like bleeding a jalapeno. Bread. It's typically, Oh, that's a roll. That's a roll. That's a roll. You're either going to have some cinnamon butter or you're going to be at a really nice steak house that did some little off of this. Just off of this. Imagine a Texas roadhouse roll right now. Close your eyes. Yes. Good. Come on. Imagine. No, you don't shut up. I'm not done. And then imagine, imagine you go to cheesecake factory. You get that bread. Yeah, that's good. Oh my God, dude. That's two breads. I'll put you in a coma right now. Good bread. Oh my God. And there's not a chips and salsa on this earth that competes with the highest not have that is, I mean, that's so that is, that's beyond false. First off. First off, you can start at a hump. You can start at the humble abode of Chili's, your favorite family restaurant community bar, just showing that your top tier chip is Chili's. You're losing the debate. I said, you can start there. You don't have to finish me. Then finish me off. I'll finish it right now. Where are you going to finish me off? That's awful. Finish. Tell me what restaurant you're finishing off at. Tell me, we could go any. Okay. First off, the mom, pop Mexican spots that have whatever name they're not chained, always fantastic salsa. Great. That's nothing you're not going to get a, to get a immaculate piece of bread. You said cheesecake factory. You go with a family of 10, you're dropping a bag. I'm going to Maria's and I'm spending $38 to feed the whole crew. And I leave happy. And the sauce is immaculate for you. The peak. Salsa. You can get peak salsa at a very maintainable and a four. It's an affordable place. Peek bread. Peek bread. You're you're going to like a four-star steakhouse. Everybody has Texas roadhouse, Texas. That's the bro. That is a role, which is bread and it's cinnamon butter. Like I said, butter bread and butter. It's just a variation of they had, but they had to do opposite. They had to do two different things. What's the different things. It's bread and butter. It's a beautiful role, which is bread that spread. Yes. But cinnamon butter, which is what butter. And I said that in the beginning, so you're okay. Spice adding spice and all the coddles. I'm chopped. And all of that. So that's speaking to the variability. The only way that's a very talking about you. Just that, but that's what I said. I said, unless they have a cinnamon butter, then eight times out of 10, it's bread and butter. Yeah. Which is still better. No, it is not. No, it's not. Nope. It is not. First off the foot. When you eat bread and butter, you get two flavors. You're getting two, maybe three flavors. You're getting bread. Guess what? The second one is really hard, really hard. Hard quiz. You're getting butter. Bro. You're wrong. And you're so much more bread variations and chip variations. You're always getting the chip. You can get a different, you can have the same butter with 48 different breads, and it's going to be a different taste. I want you to name three different breads right now. Ezekiel, white wheat, whole roll. That's different breads. That's a different bread. I just named you five roll bread, whatever it is, but it's all different breads named eight different chips right now. Go. Fuzzy's Chipotle. No, no, you're naming no actual chips. Not the name of the restaurant. Idiot chips. Not fuzzy chips. Fuzzy chips are fantastic. You can't go buy fuzzy chips. I'm saying name and name the actual chip, like the tortilla, that kind of thing. Every tortilla chips, the tortilla. Exactly. So there's one type of chip. There's 58 different types of breads. I win. You lose. First off, that's not even a winner lose. You're speaking on the variability. Don't air. And variability makes greatness. That's why that's why Jamie Foxx is great. He could see, he could dance, he could act. Variability makes you better. You can't make variability seem like a bad thing. LeBron could shoot. He could drive. He's a three level score. He can defend. That's fine. That makes you better. Don't be afraid of the man that practices a thousand different moves. Be afraid of the man that practices the same kick a thousand times. First of all, you kick weird. What the hell? So I was supposed to kick with my elbow. What do you mean? I kick. With my feet. Any kick ever performed in the history of humanity is with your feet. A kick is with the foot. Okay, let's calm down. Let's calm down. You do not kick with your feet. I, you kick with your leg. Are y'all, is anyone else smelling toast? Am I, which is also a bread? Am I stroking out? Toast is not, first off, toast is not a bread. Toast is something that happens to a bread. True. You can put, that's a very, but you can only toast with a bread. You can toast up Pop-Tart. That's not toast, though. That's a Pop-Tart. That's a toasted Pop-Tart. Yes, but. If you say I want toast, you get what? You get bread. Okay, shut the f*** up and let's go with the kick. But that's toasting. The kick. You kick. What is that right there? You kick. What are you moving? I'm moving my knee, and I'm moving my ankle, and I'm moving my foot. Which is your leg. Yeah. Okay. Let's calm down. Let's calm down. Okay, yeah. Let's calm down. You're right. If I said kick that rock on the side of the street, are you hitting your shin on it or your foot? Yes. That's a kick. So you're saying in the MMA, whenever they throw a kick, they can't hit you with their shin right here in the temple? They can. That's perfectly fine. That's a kick, right? But you're saying I can't kick something without my foot. Yeah, you can. So you're saying if, God forbid, I got my foot cut off, right? I can't kick anymore? Yes or no? Just yes or no? If you got your foot cut off, could you still do the act of kicking? Just say yes or no? I'm going to say yes. Okay. If I got my leg cut off, could I still kick? No. Go, Beto! Go, Beto! Go, Beto! Go, Beto! Yep! Yep! Yep! Yep! Yep! Whoa! And that is an actual fact. He has on my panties inside out. Like you just left a one night stand after I d*** it down. You got my panties inside out. How does that work? No, you bodied me on that. I just have to take that on the chin. But you said I kicked weird. Oh, man. I want to sit in that. That felt. Man, that felt. Man, that felt good. But you know the sentiment I was saying. No, hey, bud. It's over. No, don't bud me. Don't bud. Hey, sport. Don't little guy me. Hey, squirt. Don't squirt. Sport or bud me. No, no, no. You've asked me to squirt you. I said. I said. I took it on the chin. And I gave you your props. I had accountability. The day you asked me to squirt you, you took it on the chin, too. Hit it! His legs are shaking. You were trying to be on your feet like this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. No, you kind of ate with that one. But you kick a rock with your foot. You kick a ball with your foot. No, you can kick your foot with. I already took it. I'm just saying. Yeah, shut up then. But shut up. Just make it easier on yourself and shut up. How about that? Valid through 9-13. All supplies last. And the new convenient pump makes cleaning even easier, so you can spend less time tackling dishes and more time together. Dude, speaking of feet. Oh, God. We're getting to a weird territory. No, not my toe. Not the infected. Not the foot talk. No, it's not. It's not. Okay. It's more of being swept off your feet. Think of it like that. Me and my wife and my son went on a walk. We walked to the mailbox. Your son didn't walk. We give Malachi 10 minutes of sunlight a day. No, I'm just kidding. Like he's a ficus. No, we take him on a walk. Oh, dude, he got sunburned the other day. Woke up the next day. He was a little olive tint. You have a white kid, bro. Just kidding. Just give it up. It's fine. We're going to work on it. Can't work on that genetic. I bought some things. We're going to buy some ointments and creams. But we took him on a walk. We took him on a walk. We're going to the mailbox. And I'm walking Ruby as my wife is pushing Malachi. Right? This family on the other side of the street. Two big dogs. Like a husky. And I want to say, I don't know the name of that. It's kind of like, it's like the weird, it's like the other husky. I know that sounds weird. It's another brand. There you go. Probably two huge dogs. They see Ruby. Ruby sees them. And Ruby's done. Little dogs. Oh, dude. Napoleon out. And now they're cool. Cause I go, Ruby, you don't want no part of that battle. You'd be a chew toy. And the dad starts laughing. Oh, how's your day? I said, I just take the joke and keep going. But I was like, ah, good. You're good. So now Ruby feeling frisky lunges at the dog. She starts walking across the street. I'm like, Ruby, you're going to die. Like, I mean, I can snatch. But if they get off. So this guy has the leash. That's like legit. Just a rope. Not retractable. Like that's how you know it's a big dog. That's big dog energy. That's BDE. That's BDE. Big dog energy. And he has it wrapped around his wrist. Yeah. His dog is, I mean, quite literally 80 pounds. Bare minimum. It completely jumps at Ruby. This guy was getting rag dolled by his dog. Oh, dude. That's the worst. It was the. So embarrassing. My emotions. I was like, holy, is this happening? And then every part of the other side of my brain was laughing at this guy. He literally P I'm talking. He was like, he was getting flung to the point where I saw him like clinch his mandible. He went, put two hands on the leash, pulling the dog back. He was like, sorry, he never does this. Sorry. Sorry. Y'all. And I was just like, whoa, dude. And he, and God bless him. Smaller guy. Right. Nothing wrong with it. That dog is working his. Right. So we passed them and I hear him go to discipline his dog. This was some literally out like this, this should have been in family guy. He goes to discipline his dog. He goes, sit down, sit down. You do not do the dog goes like, and you can hear the jaw. He goes, man, he said, and I was like, bro, either just got this dog. Like, but that's not his dog one. He just got it on Thursday or like, are you the one? The worst or the dog literally that's the dog's house. You're going and staying in the dog's house, bro. So then it's still, this is the last part. I see that. And I'm just like, holy, like this guy's going to get chewed up by his own dog. So we walk, we're going this way. They're going that way now. Didn't know they were on a family walk too. We cross paths again. Oh, you made a roundabout hit the mailbox and then we keep going to come back to our house. They just kept going this way. And we crossed that time. When I tell you this man based off, and we're not like, I didn't. Yeah. Deep dive into the rag dolling. He was getting tossed, bro. Yeah. 30 seconds. The second time we come around, he literally took the rope, wrapped around his arm. Like some, like you're about to pull hair or something. Wrapped it around. I mean, well, I didn't, I don't know. It just came to mind. And maybe that speaks to my character, but he wrapped it around. He got down on his knee and hugged this dog like it was a turret or something. Getting in a three point stance to control your dog is crazy. He literally wrapped it. Put that arm on the back. Got on a knee, grabbed the dog from like, like right here, like a seatbelt. And he literally was like this, he was like, y'all go now go, you know, it's all right. He's okay. He's sitting there. I was like, dude, you need to get rid of that thing. You got to the law enforcement. At that point. That's when Caesar has to get involved. You got to call a Caesar. It was, it was the, bro. That was so. Well, I went home and God bless that guy. I made fun of him about half an hour in my own house. That's the point of like, if you're at that point with your dog where you're getting all the way down, you got to like limit his outside time or public time. That's like you're, you're, you're coughing up aura. Like you are coughing up manhood points. It's like, there's a, there was a time with Malcolm. RIP to Malcolm. One's up in the sky for my dog, man. I love you, bud. RIP to Malcolm. There was a time where we knew, right? Cause he, I mean, he absolutely tore up the neighbor's dog. He had a peak prime. I mean, he put the neighbor's dog in a wheelchair and I'm not kidding. It was so fun. And it wasn't funny at the time. But, but, um, yeah. Yeah. You're like Sid from Toy Story sitting in the window, just looking at that little wheelchair dog now laughing at him. Well, the thing, the, the owner would like bring the dog over to Malcolm, like the fence and like tease Malcolm. And so Malcolm got loose one day and remembered that dog. He said, he said, well, saw that. Yeah. So, yeah. And so, uh, Malcolm put him in a wheelchair, um, where was I going with this story? Oh, I really, and then Malcolm went to doggy jail for like two weeks. I was really sad. Um, it's just a real thing. What the hell? It's doggy jail. Yeah. It's a real thing. What do you mean? It's a real thing. I need a backstory. What is doggy jail? So Malcolm, basically the other dog. Yeah. So Malcolm was getting teased by the neighbor dog because the owner was like psychotic and it was like liking when Malcolm would get riled up through the fence. Malcolm got loose one day, found the dog, I mean, rag dog, that dog, I mean the fire department came and ambulance came. No, the neighbor was like, he called, he called law enforcement on a dog. First date. Yeah. And so we brought him out. You didn't even say a cop. Yeah. And so we brought Malcolm inside. He was happy. He's like, I did good. And I was like, Hey, good job. But you know, whatever. Oh yeah. A couple of fur. Oh, like a little piece of the dog's collar, whatever. He worked boy. Um, and so the neighbor was like, if that happens, you can like make a petition to get that dog put down. Like if it bites a person or something, you can make a petition to put, get that dog put down. Yeah. A hundred percent. Like if a dog were to come up and attack you on the street and it was like somebody's dog, you can have that dog. Like euthanized. Just crazy. I'm sure there's like some kind of, there's come steps to get that boy. Okay. like so it's not immediately i don't know how immediate it is but i think it's but you can start a petition if a dog like bites you and you have like like you got to go to the hospital for stitches i'm pretty sure you can get that dog put down like this i'm speaking of texas i don't know about this nationally but yeah 100 but so i was like i was like i was like there's nothing in my mind at that time i was like i they're not gonna put my dog down yeah because this is when he was like six like young you're not killing it so they did a thing like they came like the dog fbi came it was like a like a schnauzer and a dalmatian they came with a coat to the front door he went down his notepad he was like the little detective's like yeah so that's what happened they came to the door a couple days later and they're like hey the neighbor pressed charges on your dog we have to take him to doggy jail you have a social by the way and so they cut they came and grabbed malcolm they put him in the back of a truck like a van sort of thing and they took him to this like vet resort type of thing where he like he had he was locked up in a kennel for like two weeks and so like and they take him through like like rehabilitation and y'all there's nothing we could do it was either that or you can go get him put down it was basically this thing that is absolutely insane that's insane yeah i'm not gonna tell you the full story but just let you know that neighbor didn't live there after a week oh i know or like a couple months or something yeah he got i think he just found a better house yeah i mean he moved he's like hey my dog got attacked i gotta get out of here your mom was sitting there she said come on no but yeah he got put in doggy jail and he came back that is what is like they put him in a kennel you get a certain amount of time recreation hours like outside to play like they show you they send you pictures of him like sure he's still alive and good like it's a real thing bro you come back afterwards was it a little day no because it's like he's like a peak i did think it like set his haunches up a little bad because he was like in his growth phase like running around he was in a kennel for so long and so like yeah i think it was haunches a little bit am i okay now hear me out i'm trying to make r.i.p to my boy man one's up in the sky r.i.p to my boy one's up in the sky carol one's up in the sky yes sir appreciate that here we go appreciate that i'm trying that i'm trying to make sense of that doggy jail not even doggy jail no america's a stupid place i mean no and the more like if my dog attacks you bites you really hurts you medical bills right you're suing me you're suing me i have the money i'm a human i have the job you're not suing my dog well the thing is is my dog going to check because the dog is just an extension of me not true all the way not true always because dogs are animals so they have their own choices to do whatever they want it definitely can set them off and you have no control over that so they take the dog and they take the dog and they take the dog and they take them to these centers and it's basically like to test can we it can is this dog suitable to go back out you know what i mean that is insane like it makes sense like that but when i'm like but like getting my get my dog recreational hours is crazy that's what i'm saying my mind always goes to like the ultimate just macro and like for whatever reason i put it on a timeline too i like go back in time i'm like who was the first person to say this like how can you just take how can you right make a law like think about that someone just someone made it yeah someone literally said hey dude honestly if a dog you up let's put it in jail yeah oh you're gonna get murderers go to jail let's put that in a kennel cv likes it huh see if he comes out batting again that's what i was thinking how we said a long time ago the greatest invention it's like someone thought of everything yeah okay someone in their room was like dude let's make dog doggy prison yeah we're getting me in my conspiracy bag and i know last time i did that didn't go well for me but you should know podcast this labor day at lowe's get up to 45 off select major appliances plus deals on select materials and tools to keep the job moving right now get a free dewalt 20 volt max battery two pack when you buy a select dewalt 20 volt max tool at lowe's we have what you need to keep your job moving valid through 913 while supplies last selection varies by location see lowe's.com for more details this episode is brought to you by palm olive family time isn't just the big moments it's weeknight dinners sitting around the table everyone talking all at once so when the plates are empty and the sink is full use palm olive ultra palm olive's most powerful formula removes up to 99.9 percent of grease leaving your dishes sparkling clean and the new convenient pump makes cleaning even easier so you can spend less time tackling dishes and more time together shop now at palmolive.com i'm getting in my conspiracy bag here and by the way i'll stand on that if you don't know if you don't know there's a patreon there was a patreon episode that came out as a conspiracy theory episode and they were talking about pizzagate and all that i firmly stand on everything i said by the way like i don't retract anything that's good but some people the other sheep didn't agree so uh um no it was a good time i love those but i definitely that's like the one conspiracy i got like i'm really passionate about is inventions like that's so crazy to me like how just like it's hard for me to believe that a human being came up with the idea of a staircase that's what i'm saying someone was like bro we need to get higher but it that doesn't make sense to me i put staircases and god making the ocean like in the same thing like god made stairs like there wasn't a world we've ever lived in where stairs didn't exist like he was like oh i'm gonna make rain shine sheep and stairs like that's what god did and i believe that because there's not a human that is that good that can just think of stairs bro but it's to me it's so but think about it for stairs someone had to think hey man i like this house let's do it again right on top of it this doesn't make sense that doesn't make sense no god had a staircase in his house especially back then land everywhere it was nothing but land but someone said dude let double decker but wait double decker bus is witchcraft double decker bus is voodoo people that go on double decker buses don't like they're they're you're you're a you're a strange person don't you don't care about yourself no you're a strange person what do you mean you're a double decker bus might be the pinnacle of what we were talking about yeah it's a wheel it's a car it's a you're an apartment and it's a staircase i never yeah all in one object a double decker bus is from satan i've never i've never respected the double decker bus i do every time i think i just think i think a i think british and b i think harry potter yeah every time i see it my aunt why i never looked at her the same and she told me she went on one i was like you're selfish like that's a weird thing to do like that's honestly that's honestly strange i put hiking and double-decker buses in the same thing they're both strange activities hike now i'm dude i tried to get behind it when i was in arkansas a natural state there's lots of little somebody tried to get me to go too don't don't do it you don't want to go under it you're going mountains you said oh no no dude the first time go ahead you're telling your like like no like so i had a couple teammates that they're from arkansas they're not like avid hikers they don't own whatever the hiking your whole story just crumbled if they're from arkansas no validity no they're from arkansas but they were like bro i'm really happy but like let's go let's go try it i went one weekend yeah it's so so it went on not even a mountain yeah it was just like a big hill it was like a big hill and i was like what are we doing like i'm hot i was like i'm hot i have a sunburn i'm i've got bit nine times now and i'm just going up to this peak yeah okay that's my question to look at everything that i would pass if i went on i-40 to go to blackwell to drink it's like what are we talking about that's my question when does the hike end like what point you're like i'm done yeah because not you went to a small place where you get to the peak and you look and you stop that's the majority not hikes where you get to a peak and you stop yeah other people just just go like runyon like you it's very few people that make runyon it's it's in california it's like the popular spot in california to hike you hike but like it's very few people make it all the way to the top of that you know what i mean like because dude the hike stops when your body quits it's like uh you when you you're making it like you've been going for an hour and you're like i think i'm done yeah oh oh dude and the people that say i go on a hike for relaxation no no you don't that's wearing combat boots spf 60 and you had to pack food you're not relaxing i've seen militant officers with those same shoes yeah i've seen people at a beach with that same sunscreen dude you're in a forest yeah and you are getting eaten alive by bugs and you have goggles on weird bro strange activity the first time i went to la like this is when we were first getting popular and there was this girl from a tv show that i was kind of talking to at the time yeah we were in west first time in west hollywood we met up with her for some drinks right and i was like oh this is that chicken absolutely no seriously that chicken deserves to die oh my god dude that i mean you you want to talk about i mean absolutely robbed i mean this chicken was like i took robbie's hair it was like a hundred and forty dollars and when i say it literally tasted like i like i i killed the me i killed the chicken let it sit there for a week and then bit into it why was every drink on fire yeah every drink came with an incense in it every single one every drink you could order a beer and it came on fire no nothing felt like i was going to make it to the next day oh my god and the whole restaurant the max the max maximum occupancy was like 200 there was like six tables yeah sitting on bean bags crisscross like this it's weird oh is this star wars but anyway so we were at this restaurant with this girl that was on the tv show and it was the first time like we were getting popular and there's like i was like oh i can like date like celebrities or whatever now and so i was excited right and this is my first time in in california and la west hollywood to be exact yeah so this is very like she brings out a fireball yeah it's very very like hippie like yeah celebrity like whatever so we're sitting there back and chill we're sitting there and i'm used to hitting on girls from like texas and oklahoma and florida yeah so like that's my that's my gauge right and i i know what girls from down south like so it's like yeah we can go to hookah we can go drink we can go oh something fun like cool outside right and then so you i was like i we were talking we took a couple shots for some reason you were there yeah no i was literally like this the whole night i literally was just like this i was like oh dude i i literally i'm like i got a call i show the phone there's nothing there i'm like so i was i still commit to it i'm like hey what's up she was she was cool like we were talking we were talking about like her career her tv show and and i was liking her we're at the end of the night and i wanted to do something with her and i was like i'm like i'm gonna do something with her and i was like i'm like i'm gonna do something with her and i was like i'm gonna do something with this to progress but just me and her not this weird in the corner hey can i get the hotel key hey can i get the key so i was like hey are you free tomorrow night and she was like i don't know about tomorrow night and i was like never got on a date during the day and so i was like uh okay like she was like i'm not sure though she's like what are you thinking about doing and i was like we can go to a like a lounge or something i don't really know this area but i can find something like cool for us to do and you can show me around like la like the cool spots and she goes sexy voices oh yeah i hit it i haven't hit this in a minute it feels good you can find something y'all know y'all know oh i know yeah i said oh you're like you're gonna put it where i said my god he's got a lot to work with and so i was in there like yeah i don't i don't know but um does that sound okay i think she was like no i was like oh she goes interesting she goes you want a hike and i said what and she was like yeah you meet me at 9 a.m tomorrow right onion i said no no i don't like onions i said no no i don't i don't like onions i'm a french fry guy i said ma'am if we go hiking you're gonna smell my scrotum from the top of the mountain to the bottom i i would literally if i went on a hike right now i would smell like a like a uh a literal like donation center bro i would smell i would smell like a like a brick and mortar that it accepts as their nine to five i would literally smell like a can i say banks might be the weirdest thing ever invented no the dude the more we talk i can't dude there's sometimes where i'm not like i'm in the comfort of my home and i need some like like i'm like dude i'm not confident like i feel like like there's something the vibes off the fans too loud it's like i can't get it going because there's external variables i can't beat my in a in a doctor's office with a dude next door and like there's a waiting room i mean it is imagine going to a bank doing and i know it's like i'm not trying to make because there's like positive benefits for them but i can't imagine going to a donation bank i'm gonna say with your specimen okay for monetization i can't imagine going to a specimen bank right doing the deed and then going back to the lobby yeah signing a little paper waiting for your name to get called i can't talk to you like the lady at the front desk i can't walk past the people and remember i had that story i almost did it i went to the front desk the front door but it's weird there's holes in the wall everything it was strange but um i can't imagine doing that if you if quite literally if you need anything from you need a signature you need payment you need a photograph if you whatever you need it has to be done before i go back in there when i'm done with that i am leaving your establishment your matter of fact you're not seeing my face again i'm literally walking out like this i'm walking out like this you're not there's no there's no there's no oh i did that oh shouldn't lobby 20 minutes sir we're gonna we're gonna run it make sure it's good what do you mean and they know my luck dude my luck i would sit back in the waiting room and they before they call me back up hey dude you go mr harden we need more i have nothing i get you i can't y'all i got i'm on e i was like i need a jello and some candy harvey specter highlights i could watch you have a usbc charger yeah i heard they have ipads in there with like pre-loaded movies no no oh dude dude the world's crumbling no dude no no well you got to get it out somehow that's that is not what do you think happens in there you just go off memory no but like in hollywood it's always a magazine or something they were in 2026 bro ipads with pre-downloaded corn cam you you're out of your mind we're people apply to work there people apply to work dude i'd love to have that job you they're great they're doctors and nurses they're not just regular people cam that's oh dude i don't know cam it's 2026 what do you think they like just regular i'm not gonna lie okay this is gonna be a hot take this is a little weird we can cut it when you want but i know i should have got him started have you ever seen like an og magazine like an og playboy magazine me and my grandma when she was dying of cancer she we were looking through one together i remember you said that yes bro i mean that story tore my family apart they are that's a perfect word yeah they are interesting like i always like us growing up couldn't get to it no now i now i agree but i'm saying us growing up you know it's different whatnot and like we have we were you know we've never been alive without technology like stuff like that but i'm saying for back in the day i could see that being a commodity horn levels must have been through the roof that was in the dime oh my god specimen banks probably over full right we can't take any more today we've reached we reached the monthly quota this weekend if you had a magazine waiting for free back then all you had to do was go donate shout out to the people that donate man i mean honestly honestly shout out to the people that donate you know i actually okay now this is oh my god this goes perfectly what i was gonna say this is uh how naive i am i did not know i did not know if you have to uh as a as a couple or as a woman yeah if you have to take the route of a donor or a surrogate or something like that god bless you all yeah oh no perfectly nothing wrong with it fantastic hope everything goes great i did not know that you like had say so when i was younger say so of like the the specimen that you would want to like create with or put yeah yeah they show you like they show you like player stats yeah i thought it was yeah no no no it's good it's it's good to get to pick like you want to make sure yeah it's like you know no but like why did i ever think that as i literally thought you went in there and it was kind of like a like a mystery but there's a time you also thought you're going to the nba i mean that's so okay speaking of the naive i was in a group text with uh not gonna say the names but it's a group text with two two friends and one of them just texted hey got off work do y'all want to play the game later like two hours went by this is this past weekend no one me or and the other guy did not respond he texts back again hey y'all there no one responded so another hour goes by and he sends hey do you think a ceiling fan can hold 200 pounds okay so yes a joke at that we don't have to go any further into that okay this is a good joke no no not a good joke but like he's getting to the point like y'all no one's responding to me yeah payton i sent a four-part text breaking down the strength and stability of ceiling fans that's how green i am and i i literally i literally said 200 pounds bro yeah well depending on where you get it i got mine from lowe's and i kind of cheaped out i went with the 79 90 i sent a picture of the fan i got yeah dude i'm saying the things that used to make you great are your biggest downfall like it's like you are happening though why is that you just gotta get out more you gotta do more you're just is that it yeah you're confined to your four were you ever seen like a guy that went to jail and like he was like say he's like you right just a normal guy he goes to jail for like 15 years comes out muslim and believes in like you know what i mean like which is nothing wrong with that but you're just different than what you came in as and that's you you know what i mean which there's nothing wrong with that i'm just saying but that is a thing that happens sometimes darriel knows so you're just different nothing wrong you're just different yeah well in your case you got worse yeah that's like you've lost a lot of greatness that you want to add that and that but that's not that's not fun to hear dude like there's a time i used to like be like i can't wait for you to meet cam like dude cam's like oh dude you don't want people to meet me anymore i do but i'm saying the way i talk about you is different that's from your part it's true you want me to lie on you i'm saying oh like no there's a time come on somebody back me up there's a time you have to back him up you don't feel like it there's a time i like whenever i'll be like the plane you'd be like you can't wait to be cam like he's dude he's like you which you're still great but you had some different attributes about you but those attributes are just different now be like oh he's gonna get a he's gonna he's gonna start yawning real early don't you know you don't make these offensive jokes because he's got killed and they'll get real Serious If anything cute goes by He'll be like oh my god That's his father But I didn't I didn't lose them I traded them At Lowe's we have what you need to keep your job moving This episode is brought to you by Palmolive Family time isn't just the big moments It's weeknight dinners Sitting 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Yeah so On the last day of F1 It was on Sunday It was the main race And I It got pushed back due to weather Right? Because there was supposed to be a big storm in Miami I knew when I saw that Because I was supposed to fly out After the race I knew when I saw that The American Airlines They delay If the sun's too bright Yeah So I knew there was going to be the delay Luckily God has blessed me in a position Where I bought a backup plane ticket Mmm To a plane To a different airline Mmm So I bought So Lo and behold The American Airlines flight Got moved four hours ahead Oh my God Four hours ahead? Like behind Oh behind Like whatever Back Four hours back So I was like I can't do that Because I'll get home at like 3am I'm not doing that I got this new ticket To a certain airline I'm not going to say the name of it Oh And I never heard of this airline really Oh I knew it was a thing But I've never been on it I didn't know anything about it So I got this New plane ticket Oh my God Bro got a helicopter No I got this new plane ticket I went to Miami airport Mmm Now I asked the Uber driver To drop me off at this specific gate Because there's different gates You get dropped off at Yeah He goes Yeah fine I got you He drops me off at this gate With no branding on it And I was like Oh dude no You got a black market ticket I was like what the fuck is this You bought your ticket with cryptocurrency I walk in And I can't see the desk With the name on it I'm seeing like American I'm seeing Texas Delta I'm seeing I'm seeing like What's the You're seeing Spirit get scraped down I'm going to get to that I'm going to get to that And then so I see a Like the Emirates Airlines Like there's Like all the I'm seeing Emirates Yeah And I can't see this name So I'm like what the fuck I ask this guy Who's wearing a vest So you work I say hey bro Can you point me to where this airline is He goes yep Just walk down that hallway You'll see it You'll run right into it I'm walking for 10 minutes I don't see this airline You're not running into it I'm not running into this airline You're not running into it I'm like there's no way I should be walking this long I see this lovely lady Throwing bags At this airline I've never Like it wasn't in English I've never heard of this You're employed Yeah so I said Hey can you point me to Where this airline is She goes Turns back and asks another guy Do we have this airline here No we don't have that airline here I go so Three people lied to me So what am I doing here And I go where is this Where does this place fly out of And they go Fort Lauderdale I'm in Miami I go holy s**t I go They go but we have a train That can take you from Miami To Fort Lauderdale I said how long is that going to take She goes I don't know She goes I go it's set times isn't it She goes So I was like alright whatever I get a I get an Uber I get an Uber 45 minutes I was about to say That's not terribly far Not terrible And I was there pretty early They go that flight's in Orlando I'm like I'm like Yeah 45 minutes to Fort Lauderdale I go to Fort Lauderdale It's a big trap house Like Fort Lauderdale airport Is like a It's literally a trap house I was like holy s**t It smells like black and milds in here And there's like There's no functioning light bulbs I was like holy s**t This is bad Get to Fort Lauderdale airport I go through the TSA Walking through the ambience In the background Just First of all That TSA was asking me to do things I've never done Wait wait like what Tucking your drawstrings Why Oh they found some creatures In that airport Tuck them in Normally they take them out So we can see them They said no tuck them in I said what Why And they go They go take off your hat I took off my hat They unbuckled this part They took the buckle out And I said who the Did Osama Come here Like why am I doing all this Did he land in Fort Lauderdale Yeah and so whatever I get to the Airport I'm going to my terminal Again I've never heard of this airline As you know Spirit Just got Cancelled There's no more Spirit flights As of like the day before Cut off So I'm going to this Gate And I see the name Of this airline But it looks like It's like a sticker Over like Where something else Used to be Somebody walks past The wall too hard Where the sticker falls And it's Spirit Airlines Under the sticker They just stuck up You got You got a JV ticket You know it's like Money loss Like Spirit Airlines Is still around But it's just money laundering Oh my god They money laundered And do a different thing I was like what the God They declared the bankruptcy For the seventh time Yeah They took their losses On the chin But they went under A different front So I go into the plane Right Now I'm not trying to sound elitist I'm not Okay I'm really not I'll be the judge of that I'm not I'm not But I sat down Next to a peasant No no no I sat next to a A U.S.A. He was actually a deaf guy He was really cool We like We were doing things with Yu-Gi-Oh I don't know what the We were communicating about Yu-Gi-Oh Not Yu-Gi-Oh Pokemon He was like typing to me On his phone Really cool But before he got there I get to my seat Right There's no first class Which is fine Yeah It's Spirit Undercover Which is fine We've already debunked that But I bought I bought Row 2A So in my head I was like Oh I'm gonna get first class And I got there I was oddly confused There's three seats And they were Tight So I'm on The aisle row There's a middle seat That's empty That eventually got covered By the deaf guy But so there's empty You're in the front of the plane There's still three people Yes Oh my god I've never seen Some shit like this Never seen Some shit like this And the front wall Had a peep hole For the flight attendant Like she was going Like this to check They didn't come down The floor I'm so thirsty No Kim I'm telling you She didn't come down The row with the cart She opened up the window And was like looking To see if everybody Was alive Yeah I was like what the Oh no And then she said Like a tablet out That showed like snacks With prices under I'm like we're at a Concession stand Like hey This isn't softball We're in the sky But so I'm sitting there You bought that XRP I'm sitting there This guy comes in And he has a The biggest backpack I've ever seen And I'm like I don't like that on a plane I don't know First of all Man that's way too big That should have been checked That has to be checked And duffel bag on his back He goes Hey I'm right here And I go Oh my god So I stand up He goes to the window seat We have a seat between us Now I've never Seen this before I've never fucking Seen this before This guy With like You would have thought He was in tactical training To open up that backpack As quickly as he could He throws the backpack down And the speed of light He's like Like unbuckling I thought he was like Like making a backpack Oh yeah He was like You know how like In the marines They have to like Take away the Take apart the gun Put the gun back Everything Yeah that's what he was doing But then he takes out Like this big folded thing He unfolds it And stands And stands up And I go What the fuck is he doing He throws this thing At the seat And it pops open And it's an inflatable seat cover I go What the fuck Are you doing I'm looking at him Like I jump I'm like what the fuck Then He puts on sunglasses That are like The men in black Skinny sunglasses And I'm not done He then Puts on Fingerless gloves No And I'm not I'm not I swear to god I'm not joking He puts on Fingerless gloves That have like Skeleton bones Coming out of them And he's like this And just sitting there At his seat I go What the fuck Is going on I'm so scared I'm just peeking at him Right like that He's first like Six inches off the seat Cause he's on the Inflatable seat So I'm looking at him Yeah There's no way Like LeBron when he goes To the bench He has that little booster I go there's no way That that's Loud Dude But the flight And he couldn't see Cause she could only See through the window So then People are starting To fall on the plane A guy sits in front of me Now this guy Pulls out something Out of his backpack too It's basically An inflatable thing And it's a seat Back thing To support his back But he had to go Behind the seat And buckle it To where his That's in front of me Where my tray table is Now I see that I'm like okay This dude's inconsiderate Right because now I can't open up My tray table Oh you're ten times Better man than me But I didn't say anything Cause I'm not And I read it. Really, I just want to go home, right? I don't care. I'm not going to use this. I'm going to just try to fall asleep. He's buckling. The guy with the fingerless gloves and tray table goes, Hey, man, take that down. I go, holy. He goes, you can't do that. He goes, my man can't use his tray table. And I go, I'm not your man for so long. And I think you are the last person to say anything about accessories. You have gloves and men in black shades on for a flight, let alone your pool noodle inflatable. And so the guy in front of me turns to me and like starts to slowly unbuckle. And it literally looks like he's about to cry. And I was like, bro, I really don't care. But he's like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And I go, I'm done with this. So I go, people are still loading on the plane, right? I'm like, I'm going to go to sleep. I'm tired. I've taken my concussion. So I'm going like this. I've taken my 2,200 milligrams of blood. Yeah. So I'm going to sleep, right? And I'm starting to get a good snooze, right? But it's one of those snoozes where you can still are kind of aware because you're in public. And as I'm sleeping for probably like five minutes, people are walking past me. I hear the most angelic voice of all time. Somebody is singing coming down the aisle. Hot take. Don't care. That sounds good. That's got to be obnoxious. But it's like a lullaby. It's a beautiful song. And I was like, either I fell asleep when this plane is in the air and I died and this is what it's like going to heaven or somebody is the most beautiful singer of all time. I open my eyes, still alive. I look. Fuck. Jacquees is walking right by me, singing to his son, getting on the plane. Actual Jacquees. I literally was like, what the fuck? The most angelic voice. Oh, I mean, I'm talking. Oh. I mean, it was beautiful. And he is sexy in person. Tin out of tin. Oh, yeah. Like gray teeth. The biggest chains on. Oh, so many diamonds. Tin out of tin voice. And he was a great father because, I mean, he almost put me to sleep. That kid was knocked. I mean, he was strolling his kid around, slinging to him. He was like, it's like, it's a bitsy spy. He's like, just doing riffs. Yeah. And so after that, I was like, man, I will never fly this airline again. I'm not going to say the airline. Oh, we don't even get the airline. And not tell y'all off camera. Oh, my God. I got to hear that. Yeah. Don't avoid them. Yeah. It was, I mean, surreal experience. Did you speak to Jacquees? No, he was with his kid. And I don't, I don't want to do that. It's late at night. You're flying with a child. Oh, it was late. It was late. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Bro, first off, shout out to him. Great father. Sounds like an A1 dad. Sounded like, dude. Kid needs to go to sleep. Pops, imagine Jacquees seeing you low by. I was falling asleep. I almost fell back asleep after I saw that. I was like, oh, my God. What the fuck, Jacquees? Yeah, he was great. It was like, put you to trance. That is, dude, I'm convinced at this point, as your friend, I'm convinced you've done something in an airport that is incredibly frowned upon or possibly illegal. And you just haven't told us, which is fine. You don't need to disclose it. But there's no, there's no way. There's no way you, you get a first class ticket that's not first class. Then you sit next to pool inflatable glove, men in black glasses. I'm going to scream at you when it doesn't involve me, guy. There's no way you do that unless you did something fucked up. Yeah, no, I didn't. But it was a crazy flight experience. And I won't be flying that airline again. But we have a game that we want to get to. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So let's get to that. Disney Plus Hulu will make your day every day. Bluey for the kids. The all new Hulu original series, Furious, for the second they're down. Good Morning America for your morning. ESPN College Game Day for your Saturday. 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Now, me and Cam fell in love with this game or this trend on TikTok. Basically, if you don't know what this is, I don't know why candy's involved. I think that's just the cover, to be honest. Yeah, so we're going to play the Trauma Candy Game. Basically, what you do is you have a candy. Before you announce it or before you, like, present it, you have to say a trauma in your life. And the ones on TikTok, it's literally. It's literally to the point where you're like, you probably should have kept that in. Or you should go to law enforcement. Yeah. It is some, I mean, some criminating stuff. We're not giving you criminating. We can give you some trauma. I'm not. Well, actually. No, I'm not giving you criminating, but we can give you some trauma. One of mine I've said on the podcast before. Okay. But it's still traumatizing. And, like, genuinely, like, when I talk about it on the podcast, hee-hee, ha-ha. Imagine going through that as a kid. I'll tell you about it, but whatever. Okay. All right, I'll go first. Okay, go. You got it. You ready? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm ready. All right. What the. How are you already messing up? What do you mean, Big Red? It's literally gum. That's not candy. No. Big Red, this is like a spoof gum. It's like a. It's a. I don't care what weird little adjective you put in front of it. It's gum. It's not candy. It's gum. As a kid, you didn't get Big Red as a treat? I got Big Red as gum. It was gum. It's always been gum. It's not candy. No, there's a difference between gum and, like, candy gum. This is candy gum. The only reason you're saying that's candy gum is because it's hot cinnamon. It's gum. You chew it, you don't swallow, you don't eat it, and you spit it. It's gum. I opened this pack up, and the whole room illuminated with the odor. No, it smells good. That's a candy, bro. That's like a. That's a candy. Because something smells good, it's candy now? It's not candy. It's gum. Bro, this has, like. It's only two grams of sugar. I thought it was a lot more. It's not candy. How do you mess up on the first. No, as a kid, that's. My mom gave me this as candy. I'm like, Mommy, I want candy. She'd be like, here's some Big Red out of her purse. And it would always be loose. That's because she just knew that you'd go with it and wouldn't ask questions. No. That is. If I pulled out Cobalt 5, can I say that's candy? It's f***ing gum. If I pulled out Wintergreen's. No, no, that's a different. Wintergreen Orbit. No, it was Spearmint. Spearmint's gum, because that's made for breath freshening. Dude, you're going off of flavor. You're going off pure flavor. Yes. This is candy gum. It's Spearmint. There's Sour Patch Watermelon, which is fantastic, and then there's Butterscotch Grandma Candy. Whatever might not hit the same, that's candy. So you're saying the gum with the gooey middle is not candy? Dude, I don't think anything you don't swallow. Like, in the name of candy, you don't swallow. Who doesn't swallow gum? If you're swallowing gum, dude, if you're. First off, you think Big Red's a candy, and you're swallowing gum, dude, you've covered the trauma already. You're f***ed up. Like, I don't know what else to say. Like, the game's over. Congrats. Like, that was fun. That was really good. You swallow gum, you think Big Red's candy. Wait, Big. I'm not. No, close your eyes, close your eyes. Name four candies immediately that you would buy at a store candy. Um, Sour Patch Kids. Okay, yep. Snickers, Twix, Reese's, Gummy Bears, you know, candy. That's nuts. What do all. Snickers is a chocolate bar, not a candy. Candy is like candy, like candy taste, candy candy store. Candy is split into candy and gummies? Candy gummy! That's gum, not gummy. Gummy. Gummy means soft. If you don't. First off, if you don't swallow it, it's. It cannot. It cannot. You can swallow. I swallow gum. I swallow gum more than I spit it out. My point doesn't even. Wait, because you're a Martian. You're not from here. I always thought of, like, swallowing gum is like the same folktale as, like, swallowing a watermelon seed. Like, it's not actually bad for you. I'm not saying it's not, but that's where I grew up. And, like, I still do that because I don't want to litter. You put it in the trash can. Sometimes the trash cans are. You throw it in your backyard. When I'm driving, there's no trash cans in my car. So you chew the gum until you get to the destination. Oh, no. I want to drink my drink. I mean, we actually said, hey, dude, let's do this candy trombone salad, and you brought gum. Well, maybe that's my first trauma. My mom gave me Big Randy's candy. Yeah, you f***ing trick-or-treat. You said, no, I didn't get any cobalt mint. No Wrigley's. Oh, mama. They didn't give me five this year. What the heck? The only thing that is remotely acceptable, the only gum that can even possibly make sense is the Double Bubble, and that's because they sell that in, like, the assorted candy mixes because that is. This is the same thing as Hubba Bubba. Dude, that's f***ing Wrigley's Big Red. Like, that's so. I think I hope it got in my eye. That's so far. You want a piece after? No, I'd love a piece, but that smell is incredible. Dario, you had this growing up? I don't know. He said, oh, no, dude. I thought it was one of those things we were going to get together. It wasn't. You, dude, you grew up f***ing different. It's definitely our people. That's the first trauma. Your mom said, here's some candy. She gave you gum. I can pee my first. That's your first trauma. Jesus Christ. Okay. For my candy, I brought Goobers. I brought Goobers. I've never heard of a Goober. What's a Goober? Oh, my God. It's milk. It's just a chocolate-covered peanut. So, peanuts are candy, but gum's not? The chocolate over the peanut makes it a candy. Cinnamon makes it a candy. It's gum. If I put cinnamon on a. It's not a f***ing cucumber. It's not candy. Who eats cinnamon cucumbers, though? cucumbers and peanuts are basically in the same category though healthy snacks that's a snack but go ahead with your snack candy what's your trauma when i was a child i was at my friend's house and i was eating chicken nuggets with a fork his dog bit me in the leg and i went to look at the dog went tore my tooth my two front teeth i separated them so for three years after that i ate chicken nuggets with a spoon and everyone ridiculed me for it even in the lunchroom i used a sport and i scooped him like it was soup for chicken nuggets that's my first good that's actually that is traumatic that is terrifying i got a dog bite and i found grill up off of chickie nuggies okay my second candy i brought the weathers originals i mean like you're a grandmother weathers original that's candy i'll give you that yeah are you 70 you're 27 weathers originals are top tier caramel treats where's like skittles like nerds gummy clusters i don't know there's too much sugar i don't think you understand if someone literally walked onto that couch and they saw a pack of big red and they saw weathers originals they'd say oops i think your grandma's purse spilled when she was here that's it you're not giving 27 year old man candy this is i mean go trauma okay i mean i'm getting heated my candy's a a weathers you don't even sound confident and mine also my trauma also has to do with the dog um so my my grandma she had a shih tzu dog and it was my first time interacting with animals and i remember watching cartoons and they said that cats would always land on their feet so i was wondering if a dog would always land on its feet and by the way i was a really young kid yeah and so i would like toss him up a little bit and one time i tossed him up too much and he did land on his feet but left because my dad picked me up and we got a call from my grandma that the dog had a broken leg just in the middle of the living room and it was the first time i heard her cry and i brought weathers original that's my trauma i think i'm starting to sweat no no i i'm absolutely dripping i'm beating in sweat it's one of the craziest part about you you just said what i did the exact same thing to my face i did the exact same thing to my face i didn't even do it off of a scientist television thing i just went and i would just drop him it's like a kid thing like you understand how the body works don't do that i'm so sorry sorry to joey by the way yeah he ended up having luck setting patel's bad back porch on the guy because i just i mean it was probably 20 drops consecutively and i just kept doing it he tried to run away i pick him up i thought it was a game i started playing cat and mouse oh my god okay okay haribo gummy bear that's haram that is not this is candy now it says how is gummy bears candy but gum is not it's just a more chewy version of gum you are supposed to swallow this the flavors are pineapple lemon raspberry orange and strawberry you're supposed to ingest these they're made to eat sweet treat candy you bite on the candy aisle you can buy gum on the candy i know they do that for convenience i knew you were gonna say that anyway i brought the haribo gummy bears or gold bears i thought those were always called hasbro's i i used to think that too hasbro's the games though the cards and stuff all right i brought the gold bears and uh my trauma is when i was young and growing up my dad would always say you're not allowed to get up until you clean your plate it's really bad if you waste food oh this is a real one you've so then i got a real conversation like a really heated one one night and he said do not waste your food so that that november at thanksgiving i finished every single one of my family members plates when they were done with it and they would try to put in the trash can and then we left for black friday shopping and i threw up in the walmart because i was absolutely filled with stuffing and rolls and green bean casserole a lot of ham the nasty parts on the ham too i was eating gristle because i thought it was bad i thought it was bad to wait in like a pig oh yeah my aunt karen set it down i was like oh yeah go cowboys we can't waste the food we can't waste the food and i blew dunks inside of a walmart my mom was so embarrassed we went black friday shopping threw up all the and i think that still affects you a little bit i think i'm finally weaning off of it i've been living with oh no i'm gonna be like you get you're done whatever you want boy yeah that's my trauma and i brought the hasbro gold bears okay my last one my last one i brought the watermelon hard chew candies oh now you're talking i mean now you're talking but you're 80 years old that is a purse oh that's a you can't tell me these aren't top tier those are no that's an elite elite candy for gladys that's an elite candy for a for a deacon and a church like that church you you're on wooden pews that's what i'm telling you you're not like you're not in 2026 like i i'm almost convinced you didn't buy those in like a walmart like you can't buy those at walmart you have old people candy think think about it you brought three things out you no one even gets on halloween like no one even gets on halloween no one gets those on halloween i would love this on halloween it'd be great but you're knocking on 40 year olds doors you're not knocking at the nursing this is a candy it's yes it's an elite candy so thank you dog if you took you out of the mix and just looked at that couch weathers originals the the og strawberries and big red that is somebody's uncle that is an uncle calvin right there the candies i grew up on because i i guess i wasn't allowed to have candy but i didn't know and that's what they would give me is gum caramel and watermelon it's gum oh i grew up in the church yeah i do that is true because whenever i was i mean that's a trauma too i wasn't allowed to have gum in the church because i was eating candy in the church so i was chewing gum one time in the church which because i was like oh candy it would make me focus and my my mom took the gum candy out of my mouth and put it on my forehead and i was meeting people you know it was like ash wednesday how they do that but mine was just a big red on there but that's not what i was gonna say for my trauma i'll just add that it's bonus trauma bonus trauma thanks for the sidebar but my uh so i brought the the watermelon hard candies elite i've talked about this before but my trauma is when i moved into an apartment complex with my family um the family uh above me directly above me they were um there's a first time in america yeah um and i remember going looking we had a balcony on our apartment at our apartment right and i i remember looking out there and there was just like a big puddle of red in the middle of our balcony and we looked up and there was just like red dropping from the balcony above us come to find out um they were severing a like a some sort of goat on the balcony directly above us um they didn't understand that that was not okay it was not culturally appropriate i looked up there and there was just like a like a like a goat or something looking at me like that and they had seen me and they were like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry sliced it open and it was just dripping blood onto our balcony um i was a young boy and i think a little bit hit me in the forehead they got evicted after that but but as you can see whenever i was i got my own apartment you never saw me not on the top floor i was always scared of apartments above me after that so that's and you brought the strawberry i brought the strawberry goat sacrifice you're too bad it's crazy oh i don't know they were cooking i think oh you don't know what i don't i don't know you don't know what they do that was a bethlehem special i mean they were ready for any plague coming yeah god bless them god bless them all right now all right my final candy uh now i brought the mini sneakers but i did get a little hungry on the car right that looks awfully open uh yeah it came with five we're down to two they're quite small but yeah here you go uh pretty good for your calories too it's only eight pounds so that's pretty good for your calories too it's only eight 80. so 80 in this one thing 80 it is worth it dude it's a snickers oh please say snickers it's a snickers all right oh it's trauma so it's crazy enough because mine has to do with church too oh god yeah this is so bad okay so i brought the snickers careful when i was young uh i was at a church i went to a friend's church actually and they it was a fantastic sermon i was very moved and they said like if you've never accepted christ in your life like you know raise your hand whatever and then so i did that it was beautiful it was a great moment and then they took me out outside the church to the front of the back to the side to the side for being honest partial was to the side and there was like maybe a group of 10 people that all raised their hands stuff they said we're doing flash baptisms right now and and i was you know and on the spot baptism and on the spot baptism a i don't have a chance to do it but i'm gonna do it and i'm gonna do it and i'm gonna change clothes b i don't know how to swim yet i was pretty young and i was absolutely i mean if i'm being honest i was terrified of the water like i could not be in a pool without holding on to the rail and you hold your nose yeah i hold my nose i wore i wore an under armor compression in the pool and i held on to the side rails so they said we're doing flash baptisms and i said yeah i'm not ready for god yet because i was afraid of the water i said you know i i can't do this i'm gonna go back inside now they said no it's okay no i can't get in the water i said i'll accept another day and i went back inside and sat in the pew then i started crying because i was just oh my god i'm gonna go back inside now i said no it's okay no i can't get in the water i said i'll i didn't have my compression shirt didn't get baptized i accepted the lord but then i said not ready because just because i'm afraid of water and i brought the snickers that's not your fault it's not your fault you shouldn't it should be a scheduled thing i mean you can't i mean i mean maybe a kiddie pool i would have said yes or let me know before i stand up dude and when you see that when you see that from the pews i mean that thing looks like it's a it's a 12 feet it looks like you're jumping straight into the deep it's terrifying i'm not mad at you that's not a bad thing i said no but it was you didn't do anything wrong it was trauma filled best believe i learned how to swim that summer well yes or no do you want some of my weathers i would love a weather honestly they're dude weathers are gas it's just no they're weathers they're weathers yeah so i i'm not gonna lie k-rop saw me bring this in and i've never seen him so excited you'd love a good weathers i mean they are they are fantastic is this am i am am i dragging it though or did he literally bring straight old people okay i gotta talk to my mom about that i'm not i'm not but you know i'm not a candy guy yeah you're this is my but this is my candy but that's like i feel like if a alien touchdown like even a literal extraterrestrial touchdown and you're like hey go get a candy he'd like what's candy and then if you showed him big red and you showed him sour patch he'd be like oh that one and he'd get the sour patch every time that's why we look the way we look right now all right i grew up on gum you grew up on i grew up on leftover trash can ham yeah but get us out of here man that was a great episode appreciate you coming back to oh oh oh oh extend no clicks in a row thank you so much coming back episode 217 that top link in the description you should know studios.com tour tickets are available right now 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