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Welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 225. We are Kostka back in the studio. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Did you hear that? He really wants to do this, guys. He really wants to do this. Jumped out of the second floor of a record store with a Tretris 4 cassette and a cassette recorder in Ecuador with Edward Norton. You really? Like, like. Dude, it's like, the past, like, the whole 220s, you've been doing that. You've done the same intro every episode. I would argue that. I'm telling you something. I would argue not. There's no way I literally started last episode by going, jumped out of the second floor of a record store with a Tretris 4 cassette and a cassette recorder in Ecuador with Edward Norton. I think I was f***ing something. That was not a DJ. No, I'm just saying every episode when you come in, you start, stop looking at me like that. Why? Yeah, because I think there's a lie coming. I think there's a lie coming. Big a**, a big a**, a myth, a lie. No, I'm saying every episode you've started with, like, this, you've done this motion and done some kind of musical theater. Maybe it's just in my blood, bro. Sorry. Not everybody can be a DJ like me. Round of applause. I saw a comment saying that. I saw that, too. It said, I really do. I don't know when to add it. I don't know when to do it. That same comment said, man, I really missed the round of applause. Hey, if that doesn't show, we don't read your comments. I don't know what else. That was a solo comment. It was one person just randomly did a drive-by. They watched the episode and they said, I really missed the round of applause. Send log off. Yeah, here we are. Yeah, see, we do read your comments. So leave a comment right now saying something. Let's try again from the top. Ready? One, two, three. We got cars. Not that much of a top. I'm saying just a round of applause. Round of applause, please. Oh, well, I've kicked everybody. There's nobody else. One no go payday. You're gone. One to see somebody go payday. You're gone. He did it so smooth, too. Oh, man. If y'all would have saw that. You said, yeah, you said, yeah, tomorrow, me and cameras show up 930. The rest of y'all show up noon. Oh, we're getting some behind the scenes. I was sitting there. I was just on the cameras. I went, Robbie's good. Okay. Yeah. He said, okay. Okay. Oh, we'll see how that translates to Patreon. Wow. I think we'll have more energy from him on Patreon. We'll see. I think so. We'll help. And we'll get, I go, I go, honestly, let's just start the exclusive off with a go payday. Let's just see what happens. If they don't do it, we turn it off. You don't get it. You don't get it. Oh, man, dude. What a fantastic week I've had. I hope you're sitting low. Am I not sitting low? No, you're honestly deteriorating right now. I don't know what it is. Yeah. You look like those white people that got plastic surgery, but it's been sitting on them for some years. So you can tell it's wearing off. Silicone starting to get real loose. Yeah. Would you ever get plastic surgery? I'm getting it. A hundred percent. I'm getting plastic surgery. On what? I don't know yet, but I want it. I've said this on Patreon before. That's not how that works. What do you mean? Plastic surgery. It's not, I mean, I guess people do that with tattoos. Plastic surgery is like a real thing. How are you going to say I, I, oh, I'm a hundred percent getting it. I want it. Don't know what though. Yeah. I'm not sure. Something to make me look like I got plastic surgery though. I don't want like hidden plastic surgery. I want that stiff. Why? You want to be just like, they're like, smile. You go, I am. He's like, yeah. Like the forehead does not move. Why? I think it's once I started getting in rooms with people that had money, they all had it. And I'm like, oh, this is a sign. Oh, we need to put you, we need to put you in a cave. We need to put you back in a cave, get you away from just society. No, I'm, I I'm aware of how it sounds and I'm okay with that is the thing. And that's one thing y'all aren't going to make fun of me for in those comments are listening and watching right now. I understand sometimes that I'm being obligatory, but I am the most honest man you will ever meet. I go, if I say that in the streets, I'm in a fight. If I say that the way he just said it, I'm in a public fight and there's no doubt about it. It's being a black. What? You're black though. Yeah. But you know, you're black. Yeah. Black don't crack. Exactly. So then why get extra fake? Well, I got that. Not going to crack. I got some beautiful little, beautiful little milk caramel truffle till the edge. You die. Yeah. Well, it's not completely true. I do have the gene. I have some of your people in me. Yeah, I do got it. Yeah. I got the gene pool got tainted for sure. So your mom's genes are going to beat the out of your dad's genes. Really? Your mom looks great. Yeah. 60s. But I think it came to my wrinkle on her face. I think my brother's getting that, that blessing. No, I think I'm getting that good old German side. No, no, you're not. You look at the Germans. They smoked us in the world cup last week. Belgium. We lost to Belgium. And that is German. There's never been a Belgium person. That's not German. It's never happened. Am I teaching you something here? Germany has their own team in the world cup. Are you not aware of that? There's literally the team G E R Germany. We played B E L Belgium is Belgium. Not German. Oh, you thought you were teaching me something. Um, I want to laugh. He, he, ha ha too. I'm confused. Belgium. Yes. Is in German is in Germany, Belgium, Germany. No, Belgium's its own country. Ireland really own country. Norway country. Like those are all, they're in the same region. They're all their own countries. That's like, like, I don't know. What's the sub part of Belgium. It goes Belgium. Something. No, you might be thinking of bell grade. I don't even know where that is fully. So Belgian people aren't German. They're Belgians. Oh, I don't know what the Belgian needs. I don't know what that their term is, but they're, they're their own country. No wonder. Cause I, I was watching that game last week. I was making a lot of German jokes. They weren't really. See, he's fighting sauce, tough game, tough crowd. You go, you know? Oh, I know we're losing. No one feels like laughing. And everyone's just like, who the f*** is this guy? No, yeah, dude, but Germans didn't do s*** to us, but the Belgians, the Belgianites, the Belgians, the Belgians, they beat our a**. They did, dude. They did a number on us. Bro, I kind of want to talk about that because it goes into something I have from this past weekend was 4th of July. Oh, dude. Oh, wow. What a time. The first time we've recorded since 4th of July. Yes. I had the worst 4th of July ever. Of course you did. Why do I not expect anything? Dude, it was the worst time of my life, and it's because I tried to have a good day. Yes, you did. I was about to say, that's what sucks. You were so looking forward to it. This man literally was just like, dude, all I want to do, I swear to God, nothing could go right. If I got a beer and a fishing rod, I'm good because that's all I want to do. I want to drink beer and fish. And apparently you still had a terrible day. Dude, I had the worst day ever on the 4th of July because in my head, I was telling my girlfriend, Sarah, I was like, hey, not my fiance, by the way. Some of y'all got clipped up. Oh my God. Y'all didn't make it to the prank part of the joke. Oh, yeah. I'll get to that later. I mean, people are leaving comments in this with paragraphs of congratulations. I'm like, did you watch it? Did you watch the thing that we put out to you that you're commenting on? There's people like, oh my God, I knew this was going to happen. I just didn't know it was so soon. Cry face, cry face, cry face, hashtag excited, hashtag congrats. I go, you're stupid. Now, look at that. Now, you've proved to us you're stupid. Welcome to the club, stupid person. Ticket, one entry, stupidity. Yeah, now you're in Peyton's stupid club now. But anyway, I had a bad 4th of July when I was trying to have a good one because I was telling my girlfriend, Sarah, hey, I really just want to embrace the whiteness of 4th of July. Oh, very white holiday. Oh, it's y'all. But y'all look like y'all have so much fun. Great holiday. White people look like they have the best time on 4th of July. Great holiday. So I was like, I want to try it. There you go. Just lean in. Yeah, so I said, what do y'all do on 4th of July? Y'all drink beer, y'all fish, and you get country. Yeah. So I want to do that. I want to do that. And I'm from the South, so that stuff is fun to me. And it's very accessible, too. Yes, very accessible to where I live. So I was like, okay, I want to drink beer, Bud Light. But then I remembered, oh, the white people hate Bud Light now, so I can't drink that. It's a cheap joke. It's a cheap joke, but it's really funny. I like that. I like it. No, I've actually never had a Bud Light. Bud Light? Dude, it sucks. Really? I don't know how it's like America's beer. Is it? Dude, Bud Light's been around forever, and everyone talks about it. I'm like, ugh. Yeah, I've never had it. But anyway, so I was like, okay, babe, this is what I want to do. This was July 3rd, I told her. I was like, babe, tomorrow I want to wake up at 6. 6 a.m. Terrible start. It's 4th of July. It's not spring forward. This isn't daylight savings time. It's not Christmas. It's 4th of July. Most American thing you do on 4th of July is sleep in. Well, I've never been fishing by myself, but I heard the fishies come out in the morning. Okay. So you did fish? Yes. I'm going to tell you this whole thing. Okay, good. So I told my girlfriend on the 3rd of July. I said, hey, babe, tomorrow I want to wake up at 6 a.m. I don't want anything in my body but beer. So let's get a bunch of beers, put it in a cooler, and let's head to the lake. Cooler's a big step. Got a cooler. Cooler's a very big Caucasian step. Oh, dude, I went to Dick's Sporting Goods. Oh, my God. I got a fishing rod. I got bait. I got hooks. I got bobs. I got a tackle box. Oh, my God. I mean, I was just buying. I didn't know what I was buying. I think I bought a shark hook. I didn't know what the fuck. Is that some camo put in the car? Is that camo put in the car? Yeah, so I got a bunch of this stuff. Like, I look like Dale Earnhardt Jr. I don't know if they fish, but it sounds like they do. So, is it a race car driver? Who cares? Very white still. So, I wake up 6 a.m. Boom. Get up. Boom. Time to go. I'm up. Like, let's go. I want to go fishing, right? So, I put the cooler in my truck. I put all the fishing rods in my truck. Ooh, I haven't woke up at 6 a.m. since Jesus was a baby. I was literally like this on the road. I get to the neighborhood, right, of where this pond was, where this lake was. Okay. So, there's a big lake. So, I go to this neighborhood where the lake was, but there's an extraordinary amount of cop cars out. And I said, what's going on at 6 a.m.? 6 a.m. at this lake. They found a body in the lake. Ooh, cadaver. Let me fish it out. Yeah. It's not what happened. So, I'm pulling up, and I roll down the window to a cop because, like I said, I wanted to get in my white jeans. So, I talked to the cop. Yeah, you did. I said, hey, blue. Hey, blue. What you got going on? Everything's safe around here? Think we can roll up there and park real quick? So, I'm talking to the cop. I'm talking to the cop like this. Remind you, the road's in front of me. I'm talking to the cop. I'm saying, hey, can I park there? They go, no, boy. And I was like, I forget. I'm not one of you. Yeah. I'm cosplaying today. They go, no, keep going. But they said it's stern. It's 6 a.m., and I'm anxiety-filled because it's my first time fishing, and I'm nervous. And you can't swim. So, I'm saying thank you, and I'm driving forward. I feel something hit my car. Oh. Apparently, those cops had bicycles there, too. I ran over the cop's bicycle. Now, only the back tire, and they didn't give me any problems. It was okay. I was like, this is what it feels like to be y'all. I got away with it. Oh, God. So, let's start. I'm serious. I ran over a bike cop. A cop's bike. Well, he wasn't on the bike. But, yes, I ran over the. Oh, thank God. You'd have been behind bars. Yes, I ran over the cop's. I'm like, get your. Stop the car! Jesus. I found a parking spot in front of somebody's house. I take all the. I saw the fishing poles, and the tackle box, and the cooler, and the chairs, and the beer. And now, there's a good little walk to get to the lake. Yeah, there is. So, I'm walking to the lake, right? And I'm with a woman. Let's mind you that. Now, she's ditzy. It's so pretty. It's pretty. A bit hot, babe. Do you get the sunscreen that's in there? 90 pounds of shit. Yeah. So, I'm like, okay. Hurry up. She's far behind. And now, we're in this field walking to the lake. You beating her on foot while camping? Carrying everything? That's misleading. She was going through TikTok on her phone walking. I was like, hey, I'm trying to go fish, right? So, I'm stopping, and I look back at her. And I'm like, hey! Come on! She's taking a walk. I'm sitting there waiting on her because I'm a good boyfriend, right? But as I'm sitting there waiting, my foot's getting real hot. I go, why is my foot hot? I look down. No way. 15 million ants are in between my toes. I'm getting. By these ants right now. No! Oh, God! I feel bad for you. I know. I start jumping up. I'm taking off my socks. I'm banging. I mean, I am absolutely. I take a beer out of the cooler and start pouring it on my foot to get the thing off. Resourcefulness. My foot still itches to this day. I'm not going to show you because it looks bad. No, it looks. Oh, I bet. That's the worst. The fact you had your toes out is crazy. I mean, you were fully cosplaying. You were fully leaned in. I was in it, right? So, then. I make it to the pond, right? Now, I didn't. Or to the lake. I make it to the lake. Now, my foot's on fire. I just hit a cop car. I'm having bad anxiety. Then I get there and I'm like, oh, I don't know how to fish. I didn't think about that. I don't know. I thought that there was. I didn't know there's a whole system to get the hook on the string and the string has to wrap around this. So, I'm sitting there at 6 a.m. watching TikToks. And I don't. I don't know how to assemble a goddamn fishing rod like it's a missile launcher. I was there. I was like, what the f*** is going on, man? I was like. And Sarah's looking at me. My foot's on fire. Sarah's still. Oh, life's great. Well, now she's starting to judge me. She's like. Much of a man, huh? Yeah. How about you get another beer, alcoholic? Yeah. And to what she tells me, hey, just start drinking. And I'm like, okay. So, it's 6 a.m. I'm down. I got three beers in me. That's egregious. Oh, it feels good at this point. I bet it does. So, now I f***ing hood rig some kind of. Oh, yeah. Fishing mechanism up. And you're drunk, too. It's like it turns into just f***ing absolute art. Yeah. Just Picasso. You're like, oh, take the string. Throw it here. Just because you're drunk. And this is where the story ends. I'm like, okay. Now it's time to go fish. I. Now, I didn't know there's a certain form you have to do to throw the fishing rod. Peyton. Out into the. Into the lake. So, I just bring. The string is like six feet off the thing with the hook. I go like this. And I go to release. The rod goes forward. But the string and the hook aren't following. Please don't tell me that's Sarah. That string. That hook went so far into my butt cheek, Cam. That. It was stuck deep into my butt cheek. And if you think I'm kidding. You're not. You're not showing me your. You got that? You get that little red mark in there? You guys can see it's there? The red mark, it's scabbed. It looks infected. You haven't been cleaning it. I haven't cleaned it in a while. Oh, oh, oh, sh. Okay. First off, that is a. That's actually worse than I thought it'd be. I'll give you that. Second, you need. You need to clean that. Is it bad? No, it's starting to get crusty. Like, it's starting to get like. Like a moldy crust up top. It's getting real. That might be infected. Yeah, sorry. You hit. You stuck your own. First off, what was your outfit? What was your outfit to where you could just stick your own. That easy? Your feet are out and exposed. Like, did you show up in your drawers? I was in basketball shorts. Yeah, it was like basketball shorts. It got hot quick. That was my 4th of July story. You talk about a 4th of July. Running over a cop. Stepping in an ant hill and sticking your own. First off, You're not, it's not, you're not finishing a golf swing. You don't go like this. I've learned. You go out to the side. No, I've learned now. And then go. Yeah, no, I've learned now. I went fully back here and that mother****** said. It said, in your ******. There you go. We're in your ****** now. It said, ah, ah. Poor guy. Y'all want to know the best part? How many fish did you catch? Oh, I didn't catch, I didn't see a fish. I didn't see a ****** fish. I'm not sure that lake had fish. Oh, it did. Oh, it did. Let me, were you, okay, this is another thing. Were you going as far out as you can or were you going like a little shallow? Well, I don't think I put the string on far enough. I swear to God that thing didn't go more than four feet in front of me. Oh, I mean, that's a decent spot though. I would have thought you would have went, yeah, let's get these fish. Like going all the way deep. You want to play the short game. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I did do that well then. I'm going to try again. Oh, dude. Okay. Now, by all means, I'm not. Ass pro over here. Yeah. But I've been fishing a couple times. I've caught some fish. We absolutely have to go. And we have to document that. I would love to. I had a lot of fun because I was drinking. Oh, that's it. My ****** hurt. My foot hurt. But I was having fun. My ****** hurt. My foot hurt. I left with a felony and I just had a lot of ****** Coors Light. But, bro, fishing is, fishing's pretty close to golf. Is it? It's a little fun thing that it's, it's actually really fun because you're drinking the whole time. But it's a fun, it's, it's that game. It's a simple game. I was out there for like four hours not doing ******. Not catching ******. Didn't even see a scale. You didn't even see it, Finn. I almost got a heat stroke, I think. My head started really hurting. I realized I didn't drink water. It was like 98 degrees outside. Like, I was like. Oh, yeah. Just half a gallon of beer. Yeah. My foot was infected. My ****** was infected. Oh, my God. Okay. I have to tell you. My 4th of July. Okay. So, my 4th of July, we went to Oklahoma. Spent it with Liv's family. Everything was normal. Everything was good, right? So, we go to the fireworks stand and we buy some fireworks. Now, mind you, I've seen fireworks. I've done some fireworks. I've never, like, I've never been that into fireworks. So, I've never went to the ****** stand and bought them. I don't agree with fireworks, man. First off, prices are insane. I heard there's huge inflation on fireworks. Prices are insane. So, we spent a moderate amount. We got, like, $200 of fireworks. We got some decent ******, right? Like, because it was all of us. We all pitched in. Like, it was a good little show we had. They have. Do you know they have artillery? They have artillery fireworks. What do you mean? Like, weapons? So, there's pretty much, like, quite like a mortar. Like, so, there's some. There's some that you just light the fuse and it just shoots from the box. Yeah. And there's artillery where it's a. Gauge to like shell like this yeah a long wick on it you like that and you drop into the tube and it goes Okay now, Oklahoma I understand we have listers all over the place yeah Peyton I thought I was in the battle of Gettysburg at one point it lit. There was literal cannons going off really it was like I Was like what the Same so then out of nowhere massive storm comes through, okay? I'm talking literally out of nowhere like we're sitting there doing fireworks, and there's like 40 mile an hour wind I don't like that. I was like. I hate this that's scary, so we all go inside perfect timing because now the ribs and everything are done We all sit down this lives dad side we all sit down We're eating food and everything and we're just talking about the fireworks and how it was cool. We'll finish him in the storm passes literally out of nowhere Lives dad he's eating that eating ribs he goes oh wow We go you all right he goes. Oh, yeah, I'm good Okay, and then he's just has this like disdain on his face. He's kind of like So then I make the joke. I'm like. I'll be the funny. I'm like you all right like did you you good? Yeah, he goes. Oh, yeah, no problem a tooth fell out Oh Tooth fell out, and I said you're real I literally went you're lying. He's like no it's it's out. It's gone. I said did just swallow it At that exact moment. He goes no it's right here spit it out caught it in his hand, and it was a whole tooth It was like one like back here like it wasn't like a There you got a molar. I would have absolutely my pants But it was like a back like one of these little canines or something but a whole tooth just I was head you can't announce it Like that, but you can't announce like he why why was it still in his mouth? He literally said my tooth fell out with it still is like were you trying to hide that like people I have my tooth false I've gone what the fuck I'm gonna go. Oh no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm checking which one. Oh, no I might take the tooth and go. Oh, no I'm freaking out And I was like oh, dude. I know I'm not a man yet like this man's tooth just fell out of his skull He continues took another bite no no no no it's good It's too funny in his mouth. He was a Man are you are you okay? Are you choking or what's wrong? Oh, no, everything's all good - fell out Now I'm so pissed. I gotta ask see if someone took a picture. I did not take a picture We're all rolling laughing if it gets so after you spit it puts on the table, and we're all talking and then uh Gabe yeah, Gabe goes dad I'm not gonna lie I'm a look a little rotten Like I think it was about time for that tooth to come out I Love my father-in-law Dude, that tooth was it literally looked like your Burke It was like soulless that tooth was just not a healthy tooth. It was time for it to come out It was it was Rose unbelievable. Oh Believable moment. That's crazy enough like obviously I assumed that that tooth was was ready to come out it was on his last leg What the fuck? You don't react This was just spit it out and get to you to eat. He's You have to take him for like a check in a wellness check. Oh, bro Think about a tooth falling out like a permanent tooth I wanna put his business out there And this was his reaction And you can decide if you cut this, okay What happened? He cut the phone with Sarah on place He cut the phone with Sarah on place He cut the phone with Sarah on place It's an abatashito. And I go, oh. You go, north, pacific, west. If I can do that, put me in a museum. Oh, no. I'd send you to NASA. I boosted it up a little bit. I can do simple words, though. And I've only tested this for a weekend. And I was drunk. That's crazy to go on the air, on the internet, that lives forever, after a drunken weekend and go, dude, I have a new talent. Like, you put in maybe two hours into this. Yeah, butchers. Maybe two hours. All right. I put 30 seconds in and it changed people's lives. Okay, first one. You ready? Yeah. And you tell me when it gets too annoying, because they're short videos. So it's going to go and go. Okay. Is that even in reverse? It's moon. Is that it? That didn't even sound like it was in reverse. That was moon. That was in reverse. And what do you mean that was moon? Why'd you say it so simple? Don't dap me up. You got to be happy for me. Don't look sad. That doesn't sound, no, but no, no. That sounds like moon. No, everybody agrees with that. Go do it again. It really sounds like you're saying moon with, like, sauce in your mouth. Like, were you eating when you made that? What? That was easy. That's moon. Easy. If you just told me, if someone just blindfolded me, I don't know why my vision matters, but if someone said, hey, what word is this in reverse? I would be all over the place. Yeah, you don't have the talent. That's not like you just had food in your mouth. Turn it up a little bit, too. Okay, here we go. Here we go. That sounds like a foreign prayer. Here we go. Say it again. Stop it. Ho-wa-luck. Ho-wa-luck. Ka-wa-luck. Koala. What in the f*** is happening? It's easy if you learn it. Ho-wa-luck. Stop saying learn it. It's not. It's you get the beginning and the end. Ho-wa-luck. Koala. And then you have context clues. Koala. Ho-wa-luck. I mean, that's why it sounds like a foreign prayer. It did, but how do you, like, okay. Ho-wa-luck. Ho-wa-luck. Koala. It's easy. Syllables and. Ho-wa-luck. It's all syllables and first and last words. If I flipped those, ho-wa-luck, I'd go ko-wa-luck. That's not ko-wa-luck. Ho-wa-luck. Ko-wa-luck. Ko-wa-luck. Listen, ho-wa-luck. Ko-wa-luck. I didn't say it. I swear to God, when I made the video, I didn't go ko-wa-luck. Like, I didn't do that. That's what I'm saying. You can justify it. You're getting it right. So, your method's working. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, next one. Come on. Ho-na-no. Ho-na-no. You sound like a minion. Ho-na-no. Ho-na-no. Ho-na-no. Oh, now we're clapping. It's the syllables. I'll give it to you one more time. Wait, shh, shh, no, I don't want to. Ho-na-no. Ho-na-no. I don't know what that first. Ho-na-no. I think you got you on this one. I think you're stumped. Ho-na-no. Shut up! That just f***ing scared me. That scared me a lot. I'm trying to think over a moment in my ear. Ho-na-no. Ho-na-no. Ho-na-no. How the f*** are you doing this? This is. This is stupid. This is stupid. Oh. Oh, my God. How are you getting. Ho-na-no. And you said banana. Oh, look at that little. Oh. I'm sorry. I almost dropped the rails. Is that it? Yes, it was banana. Yeah. Okay, you're going to teach me. I have one more. It's the syllables and first and last. And you use context clues. And be careful. I have one more. Okay. Ho-ts. Ho-ts. Ho-ts. It's like minions. Ho-ts. Ho-ts. Tonight, we will steal the moon. Ah! You're a dad. Um. Ho-ts. Ho-ts. Ho-ts. Now, this one, I genuinely. Ho-ts. I genuinely hope you don't get it. Soul? Soul? No. Loots. Loots. Oh, stool. Yeah, dude. Okay, I don't f***ing know. I don't know what to say. I don't know what's the easiest one that stumped me. Stool is the easiest one. Yeah, because loots backwards is stool, right? Is that all you have to do? You just decipher it? I mean, it's literally just a word in reverse. I know, but like, there's no. It's syllables because you're not talented. God didn't bless you with that. Okay. He blessed me in some other areas. It's. I go, he blessed me in some other areas. Fertility. I go, I'm two for two. Oh, man, dude. Yeah, I learned that this weekend. It's just. It's all. How does one just learn that? First off. Well, I learned that about myself. It's a campfire skill. Like, you had a beer, you talked to Sarah's dad, and you're just like. Imagine you're so f***ed up, you just started talking. Oh, my God. That's what it was. Oh, my God. You got so blasted that I just. People were talking to you, but you were hearing it in reverse. Oh, you were drunk, drunk. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I was. I was having a good time. You said that. You were sitting there looking at him. Oh, my God. Yeah, dude, I've learned a lot about myself. Oh, my God. Okay, I just thought about this. So, obviously, I recorded those on Snapchat and just went reverse, right? Yeah, yeah. Crazy. Crazy. You know how it shows memories? Yeah. Okay, a picture pulled up from today, from, like, years ago. Whatever happened to that girl? Like, she was in the picture of all of us. I don't know if you want to keep this, but. Who? She. Florida. I never told you? No. I literally just saw it in a memory. I never told you about the text? That text? I have nothing about it. You have a text? Was it this. Was this, like, two years ago? Yes. Two years ago, Florida? Yes. Yes. There's a text? What is this text? Okay. I don't know if I still have it, but there's a text that she sent me, like, years ago, when this happened. Yeah. And I wanted to talk about it on the podcast, but I wanted to give it time, and I just completely forgot about it. Can I try to find it? Oh, my God. There's no better. Please try to find it. Speaking of text, sorry. You know what? Actually, it's probably one of my favorites. That's insane. No, no, no. That text is insane. Oh, it's a bad text. Yeah. Oh, God. I'm strapped in. Yes. Oh, my God. Let me go with my favorite. Wait, bad from you or from her? Because you can get nasty. You can get absolutely wicked behind the thumbs. It's from her. Let me. Oh, my God. No, no. Don't tell me she heard my pain and weight as hard. No, she didn't hurt me. She creeped me out. It was really. Oh, it's that text. The amount of different. Oh, it's that. Oh, it's that text. Oh, it's. I really. You can, like, search your favorites now. Wait, there's favorites in text messages? No. So, if you. Like, in your. I have favorites in my album, right? And then, like, in the favorites album, but then you can search pictures. Oh. Like, with. Let me text what she said in it because I remember it a little bit. Oh, my God. There it is. You have it? Yes, I just typed in black. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode of The You Should Know Podcast. is brought to you by Booking.com. 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Like, the search, the options, how fast the whole thing comes together right in front of your eyes. And it just keeps it genuine and specific. It truly is. It is amazing. Yes, it is travel time. It's time to book that trip. It's easy. Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Now on to the rest of the episode. What? I'm so happy this actually. Black? I hope she doesn't watch. What does that even mean, black? That's what she called it. Oh, my God. You have to read. Can you read? I literally stopped talking right after this. Oh, my God. I think the context of this text. Oh, no. Give it to us raw. No, no. Okay. Okay. You want it, like, no context? I want it raw. Ah, no. Context is good. Context is good. Or no context. Oh, no. I'll do no context first. Yeah, there we go. Reverse engineering. Just swear to God. She texted me this saying. I'm shaking. I'm so ready for this. That is just divine pod gods right there. The fact that that picture popped. It popped up. Okay. The text. The text says, Hello, my beautiful black king. With a crown. Yes! Oh, my God. I call you that. I call you my beautiful black king. I do. Hello, my beautiful black king. Crown emoji. Please go get some king crab for my king. And hella butter sauce. Okay. With the black arm emoji. and a heart you can have my diet coke what that sounded like a bomb went off I thought we got bombed bro I got scared for a second look I have the text read it I stopped talking after that hello my beautiful black king Crown emoji. Please go get some king crab for my king and hella butter sauce. How'd you smell butter? Hella, B-U-T-T-A-H, butter. Hella butter sauce. Black flex, red heart, and you can have my Diet Coke. What the f***? You don't know what it means? Yeah. She was like a Hispanic. Yeah, she was. Why is she talking to me like that? Daddy, can I start this by saying that is absolutely not the route I thought this text was going. I thought she was like, no, you b***h, da-da-da-da-da, just talking her s***. No, we're fine. That's why I was like, whatever happened, because I didn't remember this turmoil. She wanted, I don't remember. She icked you. She gave you the ick. She gave you the black ick. She gave the black king a black plague. She said, hell, good morning, my beautiful black African king. Go get some African American black crab legs and hella butter sauce. Hella butter is crazy. I'm a black king. H-E-L-L-A space butter. B-U-T-T-A-H. She's a Hispanic girl. She's Hispanic. Yeah, from like Miami. And then she literally hit a black flex. She had to click on that emoji and select the black guy. No, she had something like within her. Yeah, I think she was into that. She wanted to call me something. I was like, because I remember, I don't remember. No way. Was she in town? I don't remember what it was, but it was like something I wanted to try seafood because I wasn't into seafood at the time. And I got was, oh, oh, oh, oh, shut up. Shut the up. She sent this while she was at your house. Yeah, I think so. Like, and I went to go get the, my beautiful black king and go get hella butter sauce. What? I would have given her the, at least the apartment. I would have never returned. I would have never showed back up. Yeah, I'm so surprised I never showed up. You don't get some hella king crab from my beautiful black king. Make sure you don't forget the hella butter sauce. She's a Hispanic. She was a Hispanic. She was a Hispanic. That's not how you sound at all. She never, like, she never talked to me like that. Like, she never spoke to me like that. What possessed her to say that? These are the first texts of the day, too. Oh, dude, she woke up a little funky, a little racist. She just woke up, just teach racist. Yeah. I think, the night before that, you know what I mean? And then, and then the next morning, she was like, my black king. She goes, I've never been treated like I was last time, my black king. Y'all make sure you bring back that hella butter sauce. Oh, and by the way, you can have my diet coke. The only normal part of that message, you can have my DC. Yeah. What in the hell? I don't know. I don't know. I'm so happy. So that was just, that just severed like that? I think after that trip, I sent her back and I never talked to her again. Sent her back to Florida. To Florida. I know July 4th just happened. All right, no, to Florida. To Florida. I wasn't even talking about the location. I was just talking about the verbiage. Yeah. Oh, oh my God. It was crazy text. Yeah. Oh my God. What a moment. Yeah. That it do that because genuinely I want to like interview her. Oh, oh, bring her back. But what the fuck? Hey, are you real? Are you a real person? You experienced those 45 seconds. I'm going to eat like I've been close girl. I know what you're talking about. I've seen it. Oh, golly. I've seen it. I've seen it alive and well too. Oh, have we ever told that story? Oh God. I knocked on the door. I said, Hey, I need some more double A's for my game boy. Oh, what the fuck is that? I said, who is that? What is it? Hey, there's something in your pants. Get it out. Do you need help? I don't know why I didn't waistband. I don't know why you didn't waistband or like, I'm not going to, I don't think you could have waistband. I think you're shirtless up top too. I think he just came out. Oh dude, our roommate stories can go in a Smithsonian. You want to know something even better than that is I will never experience that. I've been thinking about waistband and me touching my own sternum. I'll die without ever having that as a genuine thought. Like, oh, if I waistband, it's like, yeah, you can barely see it. It's more than that, but it's, it's not, it's not. I remember that's a swallow, whatever that was. He said, oh, I remember. Oh, I mean, that was a moment. I remember. Oh yeah, I said, cause we, okay, we shared a room, but the bathroom was in his, like there was a dividing door, my room, his room, but the shared bathroom was inside. To get to our shared bathroom, he had to go through my room. What the, that was stupid. You beat me to move in. He picked a big room. That's dumb as, anyway, anyway, I, it makes it more, you were more social. So everybody had to go through your room to talk. Like, they wouldn't hang out. Nobody would have came in our room. If I never say, I never like forced you to meet everybody and you had the front room, people are coming in to just hang out and stuff. You're always just like this, but I'm not to just get in my, my rightful space in my bathroom and he's going to pound town and they're having fun. And apparently the festival, the ride just ended, like just ended very much blood flow. And he opens the door and he's just like this. He's like, yeah, what's up, bro? He's like, yeah, what's up, man? And I literally was like, I was like, Hey, bro, I just need what the like, what is that thing? What is that? What is that? There's a thigh weight. What is that? I've seen an ankle weight. Is that a thigh weight? What is that? I can't be what I think it is. That's not fair. That can't be right. Oh, wow. All right, I'm gonna go piss. All right. All right. I'm gonna go. Just get back in the bed. Are you all right, ma'am? I'll call help if you need help. My God. What? Why did I get that? My God, he can already jump higher than me. It means I make it better too. I had no. Oh, oh, oh my God. Oh man. What about this? You're not telling everything on this podcast. What about that? What about. Oh my God. I, I hate us and I love us. I love that. His last part. Can't say I can't see too well, but I'm getting those little black dots. I need to ask a doctor about that. From that happens every episode. If I see that you better cut that last part out. Oh God, dude. Wow. You can keep this in though. 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Join a rocket money.com/ysk. That's rocket money.com/ysk rocket money.com/ysk. No on to the rest of the episode. Let's talk about something else, man. Let's do it. Um, do you eat your applesauce hot or cold? What the does that mean? I'm. I'm 28. I've had applesauce in 15 years. Applesauce bro. I'm on the verge of not being able to breathe. You're gonna ask me about applesauce. You don't eat applesauce? I haven't bought, I don't even buy applesauce for my babies. They don't even need applesauce. You think I eat applesauce as a 28 year old when you ate applesauce, you didn't need it. Applesauce hot or cold? I ate it roomtip. Really? Yeah. 20 years ago. Yeah. It was roomtip. You've never had an opinion. Hot or cold. If I had to be cold for sure. Is it roomtip or from the fridge? Hot applesauce. You're a killer. You are an absolute murderer. No, you warm up your body. your applesauce it's the best delicacy ever it's the best dessert first off applesauce not a dessert let's cut that right there please stop applesauce is what they give out at the shelter they don't it's not you're the only one who can make applesauce a class thing no applesauce is not dessert yes it is they give it to children you threw up that was vomit i heard the chunk like the little pipe got busted i have seen applesauce handed to children yeah at breakfast yes i was a ymca camp leader counselor i served applesauce to children at breakfast sure we never gave out a dessert not once ergo can't have as an adult applesauce is a dessert warmed up nope bro you gotta heat up your applesauce first off that in itself is disgusting or it's a good it's a good like sauce for pork chops you ever put what what you ever put applesauce on your pork chops you look like a pork choppy mother pork chops what's wrong with pork chops and applesauce you've never done that are you alive what do you mean i've never done that applesauce and pork chop oh my god right now try it dude have you ever put battery acid on your pop tarts it makes a weird little flavor shut up you're not gonna make me look like this you're not gonna make me look like this you're gonna be so surprised i'm not making you do anything i'm not making you do anything i haven't had a pork chop without applesauce i've never done it i've never had that oh dude i almost said some terrible like terrible i almost said you need to be shot like not like fatally but like like maybe like a pellet gun just like just one good just shot i think you're gonna be grossly surprised about how many people know about this and do this it's more people eat pork chops with applesauce than not i like i'm feeling an innate need to like like hurt you like squeeze you why apples you're saying that in your dead first of all eating applesauce yeah pork chops yeah applesauce a kid's snack on a on a entree that is meat you're grossly mistaken saying applesauce is a kid's snack cold applesauce is for kids grow up i don't hate any sauce i don't hate my sauces i don't heat ketchup i don't heat mustard i don't heat anything you should start heating it's all cold where you after you open it where does it go fridge spaghetti sauce open it where's the fridge it gets hot when you put it in the rest of the meal and you don't put applesauce on meat well peanut butter goes in the like are you in jail if you put your peanut butter in the pantry like you said you do that's a warm sauce that's not a sauce it acts as a sauce no it doesn't you don't dip your apple slices in peanut butter yeah i mean yes you do that's not a sauce it's a it's a saucy substance you don't take a spoonful of peanut butter and drizzle it over something you'd be there for a century yeah you do you'd be there for you over over what oh over a banana it's like the fondue it's peanut butter fondue you do not drizzle keyword drizzle your peanut butter over a banana you you i have seen you throat countless bananas in your existence careful and you do not drizzle them i've seen you salt and pepper the son of a i've never seen you drizzle peanut butter on a banana you know it's also good applesauce and bananas applesauce is the most applesauce is more diverse than ketchup you're you're going to hell you are going to hell with the world's worst people ever why first off because you haven't tried something because your palate's this big you still eat lean cuisines with a penguin on it you've drunk too much beer and you thought you were a sage you could speak backwards i obviously can't this is probably yeah you're right but this is probably one of those moments you're mad because i got a big i got such a dumb big apples no that that is that is another drunken thing that is a drunken thing no it's not right now try applesauce and bananas then try applesauce and pork chops after you eat applesauce and pork chops your life is going to change do you just hear what you told me like you just told imagine go to the grocery list and you said applesauce bananas pork name a time i've been wrong about a snack i make the best snacks in the world cucumber gatorade whole i i literally raised cucumber gatorade sales 125 yeah you did that's fine i couldn't i couldn't get at that whole year i couldn't get cucumber gatorade in my store but everyone wanted to give me my equity i wanted to disagree with you they're not agreeing with you but they tried it and they loved it obviously then salt and peanut butter banana then after that salt and peanut butter banana then after that salt and pepper bananas what happened everybody tried it became a trend it's good now right now go get a pork chop and then go put some applesauce on it warm cold could be good if you like that kind of texture aren't gordon ramsay but but don't rule code could be good for your texture shut up well i don't know how to cook so that so it makes me come up with concoctions like this so you you took a pork chop you're gonna have to make a concoction you're gonna have to make a pork chop you put it in a skillet meat and you went sarah sarah made the pork chop i don't know how to make pork chops my friend has a permanent eye sty from a pork chop got one of those beads stuck in there what does that even mean that's what he told me you know people got that little dot in there i hate that i always want to poke it with a thumbtack he said he got his from a pork chop i think i said this what does that mean like it was just popped up in his eye and i got stuck in there oh it's a it's not even a sty it's just foreign he has a piece of ham in there yeah something's in my eye oh my god okay enough of the pork chop and applesauce i okay i saw something i know for a fact you've seen this but we have to talk about it okay did you see chris brown at his most recent concert and i'm talking about the theatrics on the stage right what part it's a long show i heard it's a four hour show oh four hours whatever i'm honed in on this about three minute segment what happened oh no nothing basically just a fan oh i saw that he he i mean can i say i would be i that's those are blessful strokes oh oh i mean i get i get all the aura oh yeah oh oh yeah oh he's oh while singing too while singing popping oh was it during popping no i would love to receive chris brown strokes during popping oh yeah chris brown could take me during popping oh my god that'd be nuts and you know he's well endowed probably 100 i mean he gives it at least he gives well in doubt yeah yeah yeah but the thing is this is like think about this this is they go to a concert right people look close enough and he just goes you look good come here that was a fan that was a fan i thought that was one of his dancers that has to be one of his dancers that was a fan you got to sign up like a like a like a like a waiver like a prenup you have to like you're like he's he's literally having with this woman yeah i saw that time bro he was hot he's going he spanked her he's i watched i watched two strokes i said this is too much for me i i i got off he's fully stroking her grabbing all that good meat like all that good skin you know those crevices cracks and creases he's grabbing all the creaks creps and cracks oh no he's in his bag thrusting her in i'm talking just taking it he's taking it and then he's he steps back hits a little high note real quick like and i'm like one okay let's just break it down one he doesn't love that woman you're supposed to have intimate like that with people you love he doesn't love her first red flag two hey guess what there's 30 000 souls watching this right now live three you didn't ask if she has a man or a husband or children four there's a 30 000 people there let's call it 15 000 phones recording you being by chris brown in the middle of the stage and five you need to relax and five the cherry on top whenever he ends it oh thank you for oh thank you get the out of here i gotta finish my show i mean like an absolute just are you it is first of all i need we need to do research on if that was a fan do i look it up can you can i see the video real quick no we can't we can't put this on the screen but do your own research please god go watch the video we'll cut to after i watch it it's like genuinely look at that but that's what i'm saying bro like i'm not guessing oh no you can keep this in i'm not gassing it like he is he's having somebody's tied up what's this three minutes oh yeah this lady's tied up like he almost just touched her okay oh my god no i'm tell like i'm not i'm telling you oh my god yeah i mean it's not bad oh she she i mean she hasn't broken eye contact no she's freaked out too okay can you imagine imagine no imagine like people i hate this alex we're getting old imagine like a daddy daughter in the crowd like they both love chris brown songs it's like they love poppin they love with you yeah down well no the daddy daughter wouldn't like that song i'm saying the daddy might and the daughter might no the daddy probably liked that song to the moment i made the daughter the daughter is now okay but you need to stop i'm talking about a daddy like they love oh they like it together they love like with you together they love singing like poppin like run it like all those songs right just because you have a wide audience of fans like you don't need to change who you are like he probably goes to the show it's like oh yeah i want to on stage with clothes on yeah so like you don't have to change that because there's a potential that there might be younger audience i think we're mistaken that that was a fan i don't think he was a fan i think that was somebody that was on his guest list that came to that show that was somebody that was on that guest list and i got some chris brown stories too from behind the scenes he's got a good guest list chris brown who chris brown kissing a fan on stage during take you down performance this is the same woman by the way same performance who is that they're locking lips but who is that swapping spit no i'm saying who's that tweet from i don't trust that tweet anyway oh oh kim stop watching it no no no this is watching this is the woman yeah she's an instagram model probably isn't she uh she went on she went on live talks about the viral clip that went around uh she went to the show with her sister oh say it hurry read oh sorry on the jayden confirms though chris brown did kiss her multiple times it seems the sisters have a direct plug to breezy and are taking full advantage thank you i told you there's no way that they don't know them they look like that they're their instagram model i'm telling you they got they got it maybe so but um i have a story before we get out of here okay i gotta talk about renee oh my god i've been waiting i gotta talk about renee from doordash yes you do now you might have seen this on my tiktok you might 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that our show sent you now on to the rest of the episode so i'm gonna tell you this story because i was um i'm shaking and disturbed and and the fact that doordash hasn't taken any measures towards this criminal thug that they have run around representing their company in the greater dallas area it's not a single stutter either i i am perturbed i am nervous to even order from your service anymore i don't know what to do because of this criminal you have representing your company in the greater dallas area her name is renee now i will say this Hashtag release the call because it's recorded. Hashtag release the call. Now. I have it from both ends, so don't you dare try it. Don't you try it, DoorDash. So basically what happened is I had my girlfriend and her mom over at my house, right? Well, my girlfriend lives there. My girlfriend's mom was at me and my girlfriend's house, right? And they said, ooh, I'm hungry. And I said, hey, my beautiful queens, don't you dare try to go out and get food. Don't you dare. I have DoorDash. Yeah. Right? I have DoorDash. This Black King's got you. You need to stop. I have DoorDash. So I'm going to order y'all something. What do y'all want? They said, I want this specific fajita. I said, I got you. I'll get you six of those specific fajitas. I order them, right? They go, didn't ask for that. I order the fajitas, right? From this place I always order the fajitas from. It's a great fajita place in the greater Dallas area. I didn't get that name when we were done. Yeah, I got you. So I order on DoorDash frequently. I've never had a problem. Now, I've never had a problem until this violent thug, Rene, came along. So confirmed order. And it says, Rene is your dasher. She's on her way to go get your fajitas. So I said, thank you, Rene. Right? Now, Rene picks up my order, and I see her traveling to my neighborhood. Now, I will say this, and you can get your capitalist, you can get your jokes off the 1%. I live in a gated community. All right, I'll put it out there. Fine. It's for these violent thugs like Rene. What is Rene? It's these violent, criminal, vicious thugs. Like Rene, that I try to keep out of my life. Right? So this violent, vicious thug, Rene, who I find out is a 50-year-old white woman. She's making her jolly ass way to my neighborhood. Now, I know, because I DoorDash all the time to my neighborhood, that I got to send these DoorDashers a gate code. Highly secure. Yes. For a reason. For thugs like Rene. So I send Rene a code. It's in the chat. I have a text. I have it screenshot. I send it to her. Right? Now, I'm talking. I've done my part. I've done it. I'm talking to my girlfriend and her mom. Right? She's building my four-foot-tall Gengar puzzle. I'm sitting there watching her do it. Right? I'm not near my phone, because I'm quality time with my family, my hungry family. I look over, and I see I received a call from DoorDash. I go, oh, no. I can't breathe, dude. I missed a call. Why did I miss a call? I go to our chat, and it says. A message from Rene saying, I'm turning around, period. Attitude, Rene. Off-rip. Attitude. What are you talking about? You're turning around. So I call Rene. I go, hey, is everything okay? She goes, no. First of all, I'm already shaken and disturbed. I'm around my family, Rene. I'm shaken and disturbed. So I'm like, whoa, Rene. What's wrong, Rene? What's going on? And she goes, she goes, you need to tell your security. This is before she blamed the security. She blames me. She goes, your directions are all messed up. And I go, what directions, Rene? I didn't put in any directions, Rene. The DoorDash does that on their own. I don't know how to do that. And she goes, it took me to this back exit for the gate, which is only residence. And I go, everybody can get in any gate if you have a code. Did you receive the code I got you? No, I didn't get any code. I'm turning around. I said, no, you're not. Rene, you have my product. She's like, Rene, you have my food? And she goes, yeah, I have your food, but it's my lunch. Now, what? Holy, violent thug, Rene threatened me. Threatened me saying, your $100 meal is now my lunch. And I go, whoa, Rene, whoa, what are you talking? I'm shaking at this point. I'm like this. I can't. I'm disturbed. I'm perturbed. She goes, it's my lunch now. And I go, Rene, no, this is for my family. They're hungry. They're starving. And she goes, oh, she goes, it's okay, boy. Racial. Racial. Racial, Rene. Racist. Racial and racist. Both of them. She goes, it's okay, boy. I go, she goes, I'm glad you ordered all this food because it's going to make a really good lunch for me because you don't know how to give directions and you want to live in your little gated community. First of all, expensive. Let's clock that, T. I pay a premium to live there, to stay away from violent criminal thugs like you, 50-year-old white Rene. And she goes, I'm not going to drive all over the DFW. Area to deliver your little meal. It's my food now. It's a hundred dollars plate. That's a hundred dollars. You've never spent a hundred dollars on fajitas. It's a class issue now. And now, and I go, oh, Rene, it's not the whole DFW area. You just have to put in the gate code. She goes, she goes, I was talking to your security guard at the gate. There's no code to put in. Well, let me tell you something. If you want to, that talk box seconds as a code placer. You can't talk to the guard. If you didn't see the code placer, that's your fault. And she goes, no, I'm turning around with your food. You need to fix your directions. Guy, guy, guys. Now you're assuming my gender. So now it's a double problem. And you're a hateful. Now you're a hateful. I am. I am very pro LGBTQIA plus over here. Okay. We don't play those games. Not with my people. Not with my people. I'm very plus. I'm very pro LGBTQIA plus. Sorry if I mispronounced. So she's now giving me. Genders, right? Which is fine because I am a him, which is fine. You assumed right. Does it make you okay? Yeah. And she goes. she goes cry all you want little boy whoa now she's talking now she's talking about your meat she calls you little she calls me little and she turns around she goes it's gonna be a good lunch hangs up arrest her she's what a violent thug on a recorded line she told me she's stealing my food $100 fajitas yeah making fun of my where i live rude calls me boy that's racist then says guy that is anti-lgbtqia plus don't like that she heads back now i call i call the support line hey you have a violent thug stealing there's a criminal on the loose stealing my $100 fajitas my family's starving $100 is just taken from me i'm calling doordash they say oh it looks like she's taking it back to the place you can go pick it up now my life's in danger because i have to drive these streets with violent thugs like renee walking around i could have knowing renee she was not in her right mind she could have been waiting outside my neighborhood to t-bone me at any time and you wouldn't have been in the right mind to drive either because you were shaken and perturbed and so i drive to the fajita place knowing that renee might be there to assassinate me or take more from me and still we know she's a violent thug criminal 100 so i have to go in there i'm ducking i'm literally you can check the security cameras with feet i'm literally like this shaken and perturbed and i go to the to the counter guy and i go hey was there a little white lady here named renee he goes yeah bro what happened and i was like i don't know she said she was going to steal from me she said and then he goes yeah she said that you uh gave her the wrong directions now she's accusing me accusing an innocent black man of doing something she's problematic now with he said mistimed it arrest renee till it's backwards and doordash the fact that i've tried to contact support multiple times count your and the most y'all did was give me a refund a fight for it and three dollars of doordash credit what the that gonna cover what the that gonna cover i was a loyal doordasher uber eats is looking really nice until and now now if you're in the greater dfw area yeah yeah it happened what happened what happened what are you gonna do about it i'm sorry i'm sorry i mean you just have so much you said uber eats is like it was so much you had to bring the spit back in no it happened and what are you gonna do so renee so doordash if anybody's if anybody's doordashing in the northern dallas area and you see renee switch doordashers she's a violent criminal thug that steals food on a reported line and she's racist yes wow so hashtag arrest renee till it's backwards and i'm not using your service until i know there's disciplinary action on renee she should not be able to doordash i'm so sorry my bad that that god has blessed me and with hard work and success in the best fan base on the earth that has allowed me to get into a nice neighborhood that i'm renting god forbid you struggled once in your life renee yeah god forbid then you take it all out on a beautiful black king like my friend yeah hella butter sauce yeah well hella butter sauce criminal thug arrestor close your eyes i have a surprise for you what i have a surprise for you just a quick little endearment quick little endearment of my love it'll be quick and easy close your eyes is this the prank wars no it's not i promise if i call out prank wars before you do the prank then you gotta negate the prank that's stupid i caught you it's a prank you didn't catch me i said hey close your eyes so it's hard to catch so if i say it's a prank and it is a prank that doesn't count in the prank wars what move your mic move your mic kim i swear to god i'm not beating you you're not eating anything nothing's gonna touch you it's nothing alive nothing's gonna hurt you no promise promise actually you can you can keep your eyes closed but you don't have to put your hands out yet i'm just gonna hold it rather okay don't look cam out cam i'm don't look funny until it's not don't look don't look do not look don't look i'm not looking okay how much shut up does this take okay so okay so i'm not looking how much shut up does this take okay so can i open up not yet this surprise this is me inviting you on a date i'm asking you on a date all right me but i got a token of my gratitude my appreciation for you is this real this is real i i miss going on dates this is real i'm asking you on a date okay and you're probably gonna say no because you already have previous plans with your girlfriend and that's yeah that's understandable but i can do it i appreciate it i love you here we go will you see the new spider man movie with me open your eyes i was too lazy to cook last night and i got a little caesars and i i mean obviously i cleared the pizza but the boxes were sick so i just thought i'd bring them to you today i thought they were kind of cool what's the surprise oh that's it the boxes you think i haven't seen those i have those at my house cj orders little caesars every day now did you buy me movie tickets if you would have said yes to the date so you haven't even bought the movie ticket this is me asking you on a date where what movie i have the tickets if you haven't said yes yeah i'd go with you all right i'll buy the tickets the boxes wait is there nothing in the box that means a little bit of grease but that's about it oh wow man i thought i was i mean i i just i i know your heart and i know you like cool stuff like that and like memorabilia and stuff it's not memorabilia dude those are mass-produced pizza boxes that i have in my trash can right now actually i mean i do appreciate the gesture just just for me it's i mean you know i had a long night just for me just give me like two nice things here how about how about we try it again okay just but it's such a weird presentation that you offered hey just like to see the ticket or to get me tickets but there's no tickets there's no date that's like saying hey will you marry me and there's no ring that's not no because you don't have to do no it's not i could have said no you still got to get the ring that's for a wedding if i said hey can i take you out on a date and we go to different movie theaters if you just be nice to me here we go uh all right uh keep your keep your eyes closed um i wanted to ask if you wanted to go see the new spider-man movie with me as a date open your eyes whoa oh aren't they sick dude let me see this yeah that's the better one i figured you'd want that one cleared it yeah oh yeah i didn't even leave crumbs yep wow what's this for i just you know i know you love like your movie posters and cool stuff and cardboard cutouts so i do i just figured these are these are pretty sick boxes wow are we getting paid to show shout out little caesars no good because i don't like the pizza oh okay that's fine um wow so what do you want me to do with this uh i just figured you could probably use it and maybe keep it if you wanted to that was a receipt you didn't even see my order uh you didn't need to see the extras that i got alongside the pizzas but i just thought maybe you'd like it it's cool if you like put it on a shelf i love when you give me your trash whoa so when are we going to see the movie what time what place was it a yes yeah sure oh okay i'll uh i'll um oh you haven't gotten it yet no i wanted to make sure you were available before i bought the tickets and wasted my money you know it's the same thing of like hey you're doing the same things like if i went into my trash can right now and then and then pulling out a two liter and asking you if you want to go play poker sometimes makes no sense does it oh i appreciate the trash didn't know you know i worked for the city i thought i thought that one was all right you probably like that one better i'll take that one back i'll take oh wait there's actually something in here dude let's get in this episode man wow hey this is the guy y'all rude for him prank war i said it was almost a prank that was almost as good as a prank i mean oh you're up one here we go one out of ten clawberry do the whole oh man do the whole thing bro wow wow talk about anticlimactic i appreciate y'all coming back i love you you know the links we're on tour get your tickets the koala club's amazing my cheekbones are cramping or my muscles what my cheek muscles are cramping say the thing give him a code i've loved y'all remember one out of ten clawberries i'll meet him to chris we'll see you next time we got on the on the patreon exclusive that's coming out wednesday on patreon we're talking to robbie about what happened just now i mean that was i mean what is happening yeah i yeah i tried no you don't get to do that this episode this episode of you should know podcast is brought to you by booking.com you know that feeling when something stops you in your tracks a photo maybe a song something a friend said and suddenly you're thinking about being 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