The Ten Pounds Episode

- Warning, do not try this at home. (suspenseful music) - Check. I can't believe I'm counting down the days, Chuck. I'm gonna have to lose like eight pounds in like a few weeks. - What? - 'Cause it's like I gotta start like shooting and all that stuff and, is this your way of telling me that I look slim? - You do look slim. - That shirt looks really good on you. - I love that shirt. - You should wear that shirt more. - What do you mean he's wearing it right now? - I know, but you never wear it. - It's the first time I've worn it, probably. - It looks really good on you. - Five years? - Yeah, I think, to answer your question, Benny, I have lost some weight. I have a role coming up too that I just need to lose weight for. - Really? - Fortunately, I can't eat any of that as I'm slimming down for the role, so. - Do you wanna tell us about the role or? - It's, you know what it is, it's the role of a lifetime. - Is it deep? - There's a lot of depth to it. - I have lost 17 pounds in the last month. - You didn't lose 17 pounds. - In one month? - In about six weeks. - That's not a month. - I think it was a month. - Six weeks is not a month. - Five. - Five weeks, let's do five. - Okay, sure. - 17 pounds, five weeks. - Well, a month in a week? - No, you didn't. - Yes, what do you mean, no, I didn't, I mean. - You really lost 17 pounds this past month? - Yes, I did. - Well, you do look good, but you always look good. - You don't eat. - Well, I can, and if I can gain weight, if I really let myself live, I want to live, I'll gain fucking 10 pounds in two days, if I really won't. - You can't gain 10 pounds in two days. - Well, he might be able to. - How could I not gain 10 pounds in two days? - Why would I not be able to gain 10 pounds in two days? - I can gain 10 pounds in one day. - You can't gain 10 pounds in one day. I can gain 10 pounds in two hours, if I actually felt like, no, you can't. - Not in two hours. - You can't gain 10 pounds in two hours. You can't. - Do you guys, you're $10,000 right now, you can't feel. Okay, right now, you have to do. - No, no, no, no, no deal, no deal. - Do you understand how matter works? - You're stupid. - Or a mass? - You don't even know what you're talking about. - How hard could it be? Okay, when you order a pizza, that box comes in, that box weighs like 25 pounds. - No, it doesn't. - You don't understand what it is. - At least 10 pounds. - That's a box of pizza, it doesn't weigh 10 pounds. - I assume 10 pounds of pizza will like gain 10 pounds. - No, I don't think so. - What are you, an idiot? - I don't think right away. - What happens to the mass? - I don't think you can eat 10 pounds of food. - First of all, some of it gets converted to energy right away, or does it take time? - Yeah, get on a scale right now, and then you have until we finish this thing, and I'll give you $10,000 to be gain 10 pounds. - No problem. - If I die doing this, - Oh my god. - Looks like a rat is gotten in. - What if you have to sh*t? - I'm not gonna piss either, by the way. - You can't do it. - 10 pounds is kind of a lot. - How did you do this? - You can't so much weight. - What do you just stop? - You're trying to sabotage me. - You sure it's getting tighter. - I wish I could put it on my ass. - Wait, wait, honey. (laughing) - Hey, baby, that's mass. - Jut, she won't lose her back. - Well? - Not bad. You're not betting, how about my tongue? - You wanna go up, you wanna go 20? - And you know what, she won't want me. - That's $20,000? - $20,000? - No. - What do you think will happen if I eat 10 pounds of food, or even better for me, if I drink 10 pounds of water? - No, I don't think that. - Okay, how about this? - No, I think that kills you. I don't think you can drink that much of water. I think you die, I think you drown. Don't really water. - Where's the best place? - Right, right there. Wait, no, no, you can't move it, hold on. - There's a few things. I think 10 pounds is kind of a lot. I don't know how to get 10 pounds worth of food. - Okay, the camera's gonna be able to see this. - Okay, okay, okay. But we can't move it. We just can't move it once we start. - Just go right here. - Because that, it'll be a different level. No, I don't like that. - It's right here. - No, no, no, right here. - Right here, right here, right here. It can, is this scene? - No. - No, use this camera to do it. Put it right here. - No, this is can be seen. - It'll look over my shoulder right here. - Right here, right here. - I wanna film it. - Okay. - Hold on. - I don't think you should come right here. - Well, I will. - Hold on, before you film it, we're filming a TikTok. - What? - I can, so. - I will. - Come this side. - But don't do all the drinking of the water. - I need whatever I have to do. I have a lot of money on the line. And this is not. - Okay. - Dave is convinced that he can gain 10 pounds in two hours. - By consuming 10 pounds of mass, go. - Also, a pizza box does not cost eight pounds. Like, think of a better-- - No, I think once you probably bring it away-- - Four pounds? - Four pounds? - Get on the scale. - Okay. - 163.2. - Now, I will say-- - You are wearing a battery pack. - No, he's going to stay on the same thing. Everything has to remain the same. - I see, that's the constant. - The only thing I'm thinking now, I haven't really properly-- I'm so passionate about this point, but I did just lose 17 pounds and it was really important to me. - You don't have to do it. - I do have to do it. - No, you don't. - Absolutely don't. - It's worth $10,000. - No, it's not. - No, it's not. - It's not $10,000. - I think it's not real. It's not me gaining 10 pounds in the immediate moment will not translate into me gaining 10 pounds. First off, I'm going to order food. When this pizza comes, I'm going to put the pizza on the scale. It's going to weigh 20 pounds. - You do not understand weight. A box of pizza does not weigh 20 pounds. - It might be 10 pounds. - A box of pizza? - These slices are huge. I've never seen slices. - Do you think a box of pizza weighs 20 pounds? - Are you getting the ground? - Yeah, if you're getting the grandma one, I think it weighs maybe a little. - I'm getting the same size I always get. - No, no, it's so big. - Oh, you're just getting that regular circle. - That's huge. - No. It's like, it's probably like, sit five or six. - I don't even know if it's that. It might be like two pounds. - No, 'cause you get quarter pound burger. How do you become burger? - That was you. I mean, I'm not even wasting my time. - But isn't it like more heavy when it's solid? - Sunset. - Like when the meat's like-- - Weight's weight honey. - Food's coming. - I've got food. - Mass is mass. On that note. - I need potentially even eat food. I got food coming. - If that's true. - I got jugs of water right down here. I might get it done right now in 25 minutes. - I actually think that there is something that's good about that. - No, it is not. - Let me Google it. - No, if you get 10 pounds of feathers, it's the same as 10 pounds of food. - Well, depends if you're in water or not. - I'm not talking about water. We're talking about right here. - Well, mass is always-- - Good, don't waste the time. We're just gonna have to cut it. - I'm gonna wait. I'm okay to be vulnerable and look dumb. 'Cause you know what? I'm not dumb. - Okay. - And he is-- - I got some jugs. - Chuck, I know you can't drink that much water or you die. - What is distilled water? It's allowed to be drunk? - I don't know. - Trust me. - I know there's a chance you die. - Let's see how much this thing weighs. 'Cause I know I can drink this in two hours. I would naturally drink this in two hours. - No, but you can die. - Die. - Just go like this. Go like this. Hold, hold. Stand on it. - Why wouldn't it register? - Wait, now you-- - He already lost the way. - 10. - Well, yeah, he did. - No, that's just gonna make sure you have a good reading. - So I'm not-- - No, you're not. - No, you're not. - No, you didn't. We already-- - I couldn't have lost weight. That's not fair. - No, we already measured you. - Did you just start drinking? - I'm losing weight. - No, I didn't pee. - You're burning energy. That's how quickly it happens. - Okay, now hold this. - Oh. - That guy's tan. - Okay, hold on. - Wow, 171. This is like nine pounds. This is really kind of all I have to do. - This isn't-- - No, can you drink nine? - I don't know if you're allowed to drink nine pounds. - Well, will you Google what makes what kills? - It kills you. - Look it up. - How much water do you-- - You can't drink enough water. It's-- - No, you can't. How much water? - No, you can't. - How much water? - How much water? Why? - I think it kills you. - You like drop, don't. Until you die. - Hey, this kid-- - Ah, wow. I'm drinking for pleasure right now. Look at the den I just did. You know it gets down to here. I win pretty much. Once the burritos come. - I'm just making sure it's safe. Can you drink-- - You can drink a gallon of water. - Why do you guys keep asking? - People drink a gallon of milk. - If it's safe, I don't understand. - Yeah, even what's the threat here? - There's a way that you die from drinking too much water. Yes, it's like internal-- - Yeah, you die. - It's like-- - What does this thing called? - A leader of water? - You start having seizures and you get-- - What? - That's cool. - This is what a leader or a gallon or a-- - Can you die from drinking-- - Drink gallon. I mean, I'm sure people drink this in milk. - I'm dealing with it in a lot. - You're all so bad. - You're all so bad with this. - I think you have to drink like 10 of those. - Yeah, the person who got from drinking too much water. - What do you-- - Stop. - You have so much water. Drink that. This is mine. I'm obviously-- - That's ridiculous. - I wanted to sabotage you. - You're trying to take weight away from me. - Stop. - You're not. This is my thing to do. - Okay, I'm going to get in the way and you're going to give me the cash. - Not gaining 10 pounds. - Yes, and you're a bearer. - You're a bearer. - I asked Chad, I said, how much water until you die? And then the response was, if you're having thoughts of self-harm or suicide. - I will say, this says drinking a gallon of water can be fatal, if consumed in a very short period of time, parentheses within an hour or two. - So don't do it. It's not worth it. - But it's unlikely. - Well, that's-- - Just try to drink a little bit. You can get some of your weight from there. - Just don't drink the whole thing. - Yeah, that's fine. I got pizzas and-- - Yeah, you can get some. - It's really about-- - I don't want to get so full that when the food comes, I mean, it's kind of a thing. - Yeah, don't drink all of the water yet. The water should be like your last thing. - Can I get a sip of it? - When you know how many pounds a week-- - Do you have a 10 pound weight here? I like to feel what that feels like. - Just to know how much is coming in. I don't understand. You think that if-- just answer this question. I want you to answer this question. I eat 10 pounds of mass. Right? You take an object that's edible. You weigh it on the scale. It weighs 10 pounds. - Yep. - And that mass goes directly inside of my body. - Yep. You think my total weight isn't going to be. 10 pounds more? - I don't think so, I don't think that's how it works. - You think the energy cannot be created? - Yeah, I think it has to get like, I think it has to get, I don't think it works. - I don't think it's burning, that was fat, going into the body. I think if I waited a while, I started, the body starts burning, the, I don't know the details, but I-- - I don't think it works like, all I know is you lost about half a pound. - You guys, this is 10, this is literally, this is 10 pounds. So first of all, let's just-- - But let me hold it. - I wanna know, is this what a box of pizza feels like? - Check, I don't think a box of pizza feels like this. - Really? - Check, I don't think of, check, I think like-- - It's so much heavier than I thought it would be. - You guys are insane, now this is, Benny said he thought maybe a pizza was two pounds, this is five pounds, we'll have of this. - Oh, check, yeah. - No way. - Only the big one, the big, so the box is so big that the way it's distributed so far. - Oh yeah, that's true. - Where are you getting the pizza? There's no way-- - Yeah, I think it might be five pounds. - We're also doing a photo shoot in two hours, but I don't care. - I'm gonna start drinking more water. - Chuck, do you think this will be the second time you vomited on camera? - Chuck, are you a little nervous? - I'm not nervous at all. - You have 0% nerves that you're gonna get to the town. - The only nerves I have, deep down, it's only honest to him, or that I'm gonna create something so important that kids are gonna do this and die, not realizing that not everyone can do this. (laughing) - Go away. (laughing) - They're strategies to it. - Don't make me laugh. I can't afford any laughs. - Well, we're at 165, now we're climbing. - How did you gain so much? - He's at 165, he's gained, he's gained-- - How did I gain the rounds? - That's two pounds right there, that's what I'm saying. - Yeah. - Chuck, when you can't drink it too fast, you'll die. - I'm drinking it slow. - You might die, but I feel like I drink more water than that in a two hour period of-- - If I died doing this-- - Oh my God. - I feel so bad. - I would be satisfied with that death. - Actually, I wouldn't feel bad. - I wouldn't feel that. - That's ridiculous. - I would be very dissatisfied with the death. - Ooh, we have my bachelor's at house on Airbnb. - Her house was so good. - I'm obsessed. - But we tried to book it for a vacation like two weeks later. - I love it. - Our bachelor at party is to the women all insult the groom. - No, it was tame, we were just like hanging out. - It's just 78 photos. It's so cozy, love the little teepee that might just be super show. - No, that was it. - Oh my God. - You know what I can tell? - Can we book it right now? I want to go there. - They can see when it's available. - You know what I can see right now? There's a lot of H2O there. - Yeah, it's on a lake. - Yeah. - It's on Lake H2O. - It's on Lake H2O. - It's on Lake H2O. - It's not. - It's on Lake H2O. - It's on Lake H2O. - It's on Lake H2O. But ironically, I was born on international women's day. - I would like to say one thing about international women's day. I want to give a shout out to all of my girlfriends, all of my friends. I feel like they all support me. And you know who supports all of us are therapists. - There are no people on earth without the women that bear them. - Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/fks. That's betterhelp.com/fks. - Just make sure I don't die. - I think it's a faulty scale. - How did you do this game so much weight? - I've been drinking a lot of water. Let me check out the food. I'm by the way. I'm starving. - I hope you get fat. - Chuck, I hope you mess up. - But my mind is. - But in the last second, he lost two pounds and gained enough. - It would really be that easy that he just has to drink like. - Yep, it can, 'cause that's how mass and weight work. And it could really be that easy if we just follow the rules of science. - I just don't think. - He can get to 10 pounds. - I just don't think he can eat 10 pounds of food. - Yeah, I'm moving way too fast. - Did you have something in your pockets that you took out? - No. - No, you sure? - Why do you smoke weed at that level? - When we do our weight loss challenges, in the last like three hours, I can lose five pounds. - You spit, you go into the sauna. - You spit? - Yeah, yes, you can lose weight from spitting and. - Oh, I'm trying to gain weight. - 10 pounds is impossible. - You know what else was impossible? The miracle on ice. These were a bunch of amateurs playing against a team of cosmonaut savants. - Here's the exact rule. - How do you. - What rule of what? - This is what can happen. - Huh? - So, no. It is physically impossible for a person to gain 10 pounds in two hours. - But. - Let me start the clock, yeah. - Wait, a rapid temporary gain weight gain of 10 pounds in a short possible period, due to water retention, high sodium digestion is easily. - So you can technically gain 10 pounds? - What's the difference? - It's like tomorrow won't be 10 pounds. - Well, I'm talking about reality. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm talking about present moments. - Yeah, I forgot. - So it's very possible. - It's very possible. Because I forgot, like, when they do. - Like weighing in, what they do is they drink. It's just water weight. So it's not real weight. - But when they weigh in, aren't they trying to lose weight? - No, no, no. But what I'm saying is they don't drink any water. They don't have any salt. So you're eating tons of salt, drinking lots of water. So for temporarily, this is like your dream come true. There's a chance you could gain 10 pounds. And then tomorrow you wake up and it's like you lost like eight pounds. It's just another day. - Well, it's a good day for you. - Well, I'm just going to check on my food. What should I start with? The Chipotle burrito or the. - What's your way, everything? - It should weigh everything. - Everything must be weighed. - Yeah. - Should we get a whiteboard and keep just mathematically keep score? - I mean. - Or a piece of paper, maybe? - Yeah. Ooh, pardon me. Are you trying to make me lose weight? - You've just already gained so much weight. I didn't clear the table. - Let me step on the scale real quick. - What are you weigh now? - I gain point two pounds. - Since we last weight. So I've just been steadily gaining weight. - What's the end goal here just to see if you can do it? - When I gain the weight, I'm going to feel so proud that I had a knowledge base that was higher than my. - What should I do with my $10,000? - And that I had the guts to stand on what I said. - What are you going to do with your $10,000 if you win? - Invest it? - Or I might light it on fire. - What if you have to sh*t and you can't hold it? - Me right now? - Yeah. - It's not going to end unless you're poisoning me. I'm not going to piss you there, by the way. I'm not doing anything. And you're not allowed to touch me. No one here is allowed to touch me. - Do not touch me. - I can touch you. - No, you can't. - Not a rule. - Not a rule. - I won't touch you, but I can. - You can't poke me. - I won't poke you. I'll go. - I don't want to be touched. Talk about that. - No. - I'm setting a rule. I don't want to be touched. If you want to touch me, you're violating my space as a human being and let the world see how you behave. You pig. - How about Benny Cooks for us while we talk about gaining weight? - I can't afford to eat. - You can't force you to move around. - I can't stop. - He's just trying to move me. - Stop. - There you go. - Stop. You cannot do this. - Let me live in my. - I'm not touching you. - Get a grip. - Don't touch me. - Hey! - What is that? - He's having a piece. - His name is Keynes. - Where is it from? - Chipotle. - Did you mind fetching it for me? I can't really move. - Sure, I would actually love to. - That is raining. I feel bad. - No, I'll do it. I like it now. They're filling the wet. - Okay. The driver's name is Keynes. - Do I have to say his name? - No, you can say it's for. - Jeff? - Yep. - Who are you on the phone with? - Delivery? - Keynes. - Who? - Keynes, the man. - Oh, you okay? - Wrazing Keynes? - No, Keynes, the man who delivered the food. - Oh, okay. - Keynes. - Where do you want to eat it? - Yeah, why don't you stay down? - Actually, you know what? I'm going to lie down for the rest of the episode. I don't think I should possibly be standing. - Well, unfortunately, someone's going to. You're going to have to get your own food. - I don't know. I'm going to be here for you. - No, no, she won't. - I'll tackle her. - Kristen, you already got my Chipotle. - I'll tackle her. - Wait, where is. - Check. - Sit down at the. - I have to live my hair. - You don't need to live it. I'll make sure. - You're literally. - Thank you. - Okay. - Let me just say a quick way. - I thought that Chipotle burrito weighed the same amount as a newborn baby. - But you can't drink more than that thing of water just in case you die. - I don't think you should drink that whole thing either. It's. - And it's really nothing. - Just eat the food and then you'll. - I'm sure you could have a baby. - You guys are a viadamist. - You definitely have more. - Let me just weigh in. - Oh, weigh in. - Oh, no, no. - Yeah. - Well. - Wow. - 165.6. These two Chipotle burritos with the bag, obviously. - 167.8. - 167.8. - Not that. - Let's. - Judging, come on. Let's go. - What's the point of it? - I'm not even gonna sound like. - Why? - I mean, if the thought of eating two Chipotle burritos, - don't eat only two in two pounds. - Just eat some of it. - I gotta be smart. I think my best move I have is the pizza. I'm starving. The pizza comes and I eat. - The whole pizza. - The whole pizza is my past. - So you're just trying to. - When the pizza comes, how long? - But I do want you to put them. - Just eat a little bit, man. - Nah. - You're like the devil. - Okay, don't eat it. - You're like, I don't eat it. - This is a strategy, Dave. Are you just trying to eat the biggest. You need all of the pounds you've had. - Strategy is consumed 10 plus pounds of mass. That's really all I have to do. What is the cleanest, smartest way to go about consuming that mass? It could be sipping water for the long point. - Yeah, but Chuck, I just don't want you to die sipping water. That's the only thing. My only thing. - The only one is like, we know you can't die from eating the food, like just don't, I check, I don't want your insides to drown. - You can still be here in two minutes. - Okay, check, I have one bite. You might as well have one bite. - Yeah, I might as well. - Wow, they do feel, like if somebody told me this was three pounds, I would think it was. - Oh my, no. - Three, four pounds. - Oh no, no, no, no. - That's like a, uh, okay. - Well, it's not working. - No, it's, you know it's going on, it's, well. - David's convinced. - Is it delicious? - What? - Just grind it out. - You want to open this one instead? - What? - It's going to be grind. - Check, see if this one. - I, I think that, I'm not trying to get you to gain the way, but if you're trying to win, I do think that. - You should need the burrito. - I think you should, you don't understand how weight works. Like, you have to eat so much to gain 10 pounds. You can't do it by drinking, you're not gonna die. - Something about two chipotle burritos feels so much more daunting than a whole pizza. Okay, Eric, I'm going to pour your skate throughout a wrap. - Check, go ahead. - Chuck, are you going to sit down and eat it? - What's his name? - Eric, but I don't want to get the food. - No, you have to. - Okay, I understand. - You have to. - Why? It's a very long time. - Come on, yeah, get a grip. - Do you think he's going to do it? - Well, I don't think he can eat enough food. - Yeah, I don't think, for sure. He can eat 10 pounds of food. I've been saying that since the beginning. But I do think he's going to gain two pounds, three pounds, maybe five. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, he's already gained five pounds. No, no, he's 63, and he's gained two pounds. - Sorry, things a little heavy. - Let me, let me feel it. - Oh, he got this one. This one's probably like eight pounds. - Let me see, I'll tell you. - This is probably eight pounds. - Oh, wow. - What you can't tell by the way this box looks is how heavy it is. - Wait. And 170, it's about four and a half pounds. - Yeah, that's well. - That's good. - Chuck, if you want this to be competitive, you got to start moving, Chuck. - Not necessarily, I don't trust you, by the way. - Chuck, I swear on my life, you have to put stuff in your body. - I need to remember that everything you tell me could be a lie. - Chuck, I want to eat again the 10 pounds. - Why would you want to lose the cash? - Chuck, because I mean it's fine. - So I'm going to get you some napkins, because you have a lot of pizza ahead of you. - So you can't eat this whole pizza. - You have so much food that you want to eat. - Chuck, there's no way you're eating that. - This looks good, I'm happy it looks so good. - David's convinced. - If I start moving the batter, so I don't keep losing weight. - You could eat this entire thing of taco seasoning. It has (laughing) - 380 milligrams of salt. Why don't you try that? It's like probably a pound. I mean, you should just start consuming. - You're just, wow. Chuck, I didn't die from having too much salt though. (laughing) - Do you fear yourself gaining the weight? - I'm right I'm just enjoying the meal. - Here. Do you need it? - David's, that is a lot of pizza. - I'm not going to be able to really speak that much, because no one wants to hear me fast. - That's right, just keep eating. And for anyone listening, Dave Slack jaw's moving very quickly, and he swat. - I will say, like he makes it look, you make it look good. I'm like, little. - Why don't you have the slice? - You know what sucks? - I'm not taking his-- - I'm not taking his-- - I'm not taking his-- - I'm not taking his-- - I don't know, no, no, no. You got to eat all the crust, buddy. - Dave is convinced. - You think it's gonna say Dave is convinced a few more times. What are you thinking? What's your eyes are? You stop speaking. - I'm thinking-- - This guy's got no shot. Do you think this shows for the girls? - Do you think women out there will be interested? - I think women will be interested for a second. I will say I was interested. - Kristen gets bored so quickly. Sorry, we didn't keep it a high speed pursuit. - You got to eat the foods. - Let's be sat down. Oh, I was gonna say you have the disease that a lot of people have, which is-- - I'm gonna call someone that she called me. - Or that. - What's the disease? - His eye's a bigger than his head. - Yeah, I feel like that's a very common disease. - Block. - That is-- - I just said fuck out loud. - Yeah, one of those. - Identifiable. - I'm not sure I didn't have doubts. I'm sorry I didn't have concerns. - Okay. - This is your first piece. - No, it's my second, but kind of my first check. - I want a new long end. Are you eating your, are you getting full at all? - It's nothing I'm getting full. - Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. - You're doing pretty good work. - Wait, wait, wait, check, I need to, hold on. - Well, hold on, check. - Yeah, we can't live in this world where everything, everything we make is for this TikTok. - You have eaten almost half of it, are you getting full? - I'm just aware of the facts at hand. And I know that I'm going to be the fullest I've ever felt and that might be really soon. This is how he eats in general. - I know. - This is normal. Dave would eat this whole pizza and like a dead, and if we were watching sports or something, we're just like, we're putting a microscope on it. That cheese is valuable real estate. Oh my God, guys, I'd like you to meet. He was a skater boy, he said see you later boy. - Wow. - That's me. - Wow, you look like such a young boy. - Okay, I got a few more. You like that one? Chuck, I used to, you can't even see, Chuck, you ever seen me like this? - Oh my God, look at your, look at the ways looking at the camera. - Do you like it? Hey, Chuck. - Why do you have like, like a mustache like that? - You look sweet. - How about this? - I like that. - But I've never seen you with short hair. - Yeah, that's the one. - Can you text us? It's my favorite picture. I've ever seen you with my entire life. - Chuck, you getting full at all? For anyone listening out there, Dave's face is starting to morph as the way, the way, - You are starting to like, get a sheen. - Chuck, you're a piece of face. - You're expanding. - This guy's being stretched as we speak. - Yeah, your face looks so fat. - The never ending pile though, I mean. - I mean, you have it, but you, it has not changed. You've been working on the same piece. - Where? - Yeah. - You've drawn in the towel. - No, I'm not the one in the towel. Are you gonna slow down a little? - No, where is my water? - You know, now might be a good time to work up the appetite. - I think my new plan actually is to not eat anything. - Yeah. - Until about 20 minutes before the bomb goes off. - I agree. - And I'm just gonna sip water and then I can even be an active participant in this friendly conversation with you. - Chuck, please just don't drink the water too quickly. Chuck, I don't want, yeah. - He's not. - I can't have him die. - Light work. - You know, drinking carbonated water dehydrates you? Tom Brady said so. His book, you guys read it? - You guys know. - You guys know how to weigh in. - You're gonna read the Tom Brady book. - No, would you listen to it or you put it into your chat chat? - I want us to read. - She bought me the Tom Brady book, which is like his like. - His workout plan. - Like how do I like remain a Hall of Fame quarterback? - Yeah, you said you're back hurt. I thought it was-- - Well, you're not doing everything that Brady says to do in his book, so are you really working hard on that? She said that so she's like, he really, you know-- - What's Brady say to do? - Like, not eat anything of substance and like be pliable. - Really? - Yeah. - What does Tom Brady do to stay so fit? - The TB12 method. - Yeah, he was talking about it. - What is the TB12 method? - I think we have the book here still. - I'm gonna weigh in. - He doesn't eat reds, like he doesn't eat tomatoes. - I love tomatoes. - Well, I think it's not great for you, physical cuteness. - Oh, I have to admit something. - What? - Earlier. - What? - Earlier, well, never mind, never mind. - Say it, you can't just-- - I forget the facts at hand. - Well, what is it? Is that to do with the challenge? - I believe that maybe I, like, I thought, oh, my phone is in my pocket. I think my phone was in my pocket when I weighed myself. And then I thought, you know what? I'm gonna take it out, and it'll be my advantage. But I realized that that would have the opposite effect, I think, on what I'm trying to achieve. - Yeah. - And every time I weigh in, I've had my phone out of my pocket for some dumb reason, thinking that that, but it's only hurting me. My phone should stay in my pocket. - Yeah, but you lost like five pounds of swittles out. - I think we're gonna have to figure it out. - Sorry, I'm just gonna do a quick weigh in. Wouldn't be surprised if it's pretty high. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't do it yet. - You have to kind of get it. - Hold on, hold on. - Okay, check, mid weigh in. - Fat boy over here. - Brody up there. - The longer you weigh after eating, the lighter you feel. Your stomach empties, volume decreases, gas reduces, blood flow normalizes, hormones stabilize. You're no longer in digesting. - Let me, like, a snake. - Do you want to try to do the Chipotle for a second? - You're starting to get harder. - I'm exactly halfway on a timing fund. - You're not even close to halfway on the scale. - Let's find out. - You still look slim. - Okay, check, don't drink too much too quick. - I won't. - Okay, I just don't want you to die. - I won't, I'm so much bread now soaking up all that agua. - I know, I'm just scared. - Agua fresca. - Okay, get on. - 168.2. - You can 5 pounds. - Yeah. - At the halfway point. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm gonna write it down, what is it? - Five pounds, one six, one. - Chuck, you've gained five pounds at the halfway point. It's exactly. - And I'm like, I'm up. I'm talking, I'm hanging out. - Wait, wasn't 165. - 163.2 is my original weight. - Yeah, but what is it? - It just happened, what was the score? - 168.2. - Okay. - I can't believe we already forgot that it was five pounds and I couldn't just do that math and I had to get on the scale. (laughing) It's like ridiculous. - Anyone who watched that would probably - Are these guys like Nanny's crazy? - Yeah, what? - You might be able to do it. - I don't know. - Mike? - Hey, baby, that's mass. That's how science works. - I think your food is like digesting and breaking down. - I don't believe it. - I don't know. - You think this food breaks down. - I don't know. - I don't believe men. It's flying out of me in this energetic way. Every like, I'm sorry. I'm gonna calm down. - One people gained, one people gained, one people gained like 500 pounds though, if this were true. - No, no, I mean, what do you mean? No one eats this. - No one can do this. - Oh, it's waterway. I keep forgetting, it's waterway. - Tucker, are you full? - Nope. - What percentage? - Full. - 84. - 84? - Yep. - 34. - I mean, 100 is death. What? - That's just like, right. - The only way that I'm gonna be able to eat this pizza. - Sex. - No. - What? - Not having. - Chuck, I just thought of a way for you. - Well, how do you eat the pizza? - Chuck, I can't let you do it. 'Cause I'll lose. I thought of a way for you to win. I'll tell you, I'll tell you if-- - I mean, when there's like 10 minutes left, I've figured it out. - Really? - What? - Just tell us. - I mean, it's gonna be hard. Actually, I can tell you. Chuck, you can blend the pizza, shrink it. It'll probably be easier to get down. - No, I would fall in love. - Your brother off chewing it. - No, I think the chewing takes your burning calories. - Yeah, but you're making some space. You're putting out some energy to take in some more energy. - Chuck, I think drinking it's probably better when you're a finger. - Chuck, I really think you're drinking it. - I think the way I hold food is exposed in this episode, but this is also balls to the wall. - Chuck, it looks like a rat or a raccoon is going into this pizza. - I mean, you might want to finish like, concentrate on finishing one pizza pizza. - Okay. - I'm concentrated. - I think you should go a little faster, just to keep us entertained. - Hey, Chuck. - I think you should talk about something entertaining so I can take a back seat and focus on eating. - Chuck, sorry, the green. - The green is flying at me to, I got a game, trying to tell the end, carry the way of the whole thing and you're out of your mind. - That's useful information just to the conversation. - Your face is expanding and I'm back. (laughing) - Chuck, if I'm telling you, the room is completely split in there. Half the guys think you can do it, half the guys think you can. - Well, why couldn't he do it? - Because it's just, it's so hard. - Yeah, it's so. - They say, you risk so much stuff like, and now at this point, like everything is about, 'cause you can't throw up if he throws up, he's fucked. What are you gonna do with your 10K? - Taxes are crazy. - Not giving any. - Well, I don't know if they're crazy, but it just sucks how much goes away. - Well, that's 'cause, yeah. - But what's, I mean, I guess some taxes serve purpose. - No, not, they don't even have, we don't even have a free healthcare system. - They're helping the roads. - Yeah, everywhere you go, the roads suck. - What about public school? - They do, they're so shitty. - People don't even have, they're not even fun, they're not even, they're not even, they're putting our money with like bombs. - Yeah, I think he's right. - You know what the hard part about this is? - Gaining 10 pounds in an hour, it's lours. - No longer is it. - Enjoy it. - Apatizing, yeah. - How disgusted is it when you look at it? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Chuck, you gotta eat so much of it. - Yeah, but it's manageable, you see a path. - I do, I do. - You can check your path. - I do, that's why the room's so split. - It's tough, though, man. It's tough. The crust. - Do you feel nauseous? - Do you feel nauseous yet? - No, nauseous isn't the word I'd use, I feel like. - It feels daunting at this point. - Do you feel exhausted? - Actually, what am I doing? I got eight pounds of Agua sitting over here, and I'm over here eating pizza. - You're a thing, you gotta be careful, though. - You're a thing, you gotta be careful. - This whole be careful thing. - No, Chuck, I'm serious. - Chuck, I agree, be careful, kids. - But we've read a thing that said you can, it can be fatal. - Let me ask you, did it say anything about if you eat eight pounds of pizza? - That's not eight pounds, you've eaten about two, less. - Ew, when you use the finger, yeah. - I hate it when he goes like this, when he goes. Check, you know when some people clear their throat, they go like this, they go, Chuck, please don't drink too quickly. - That is the least of the concerns of this one. - No, I'm serious. - He hasn't drank it very quickly. - Yes, to be careful, it's good. - I'm like, I hope I'm not to still water running. - No, Chuck, you can drink it, don't. - He just doesn't want to pay the money. - Okay, do whatever you want. I just want to go on record, saying that I said, I think it's a really bad idea for him to drink that whole thing within two hours. - I also said that. - No, you just told him he needs fine, for him to drink. - He said that originally, but here I am. - Okay, I just want to tell you, in case he dies, I said, I said, I said, do not finish the water. She says she thinks she should. - I don't condone any of the behavior. - Okay, well, you have to choose a side. - I don't think she was a side. - Should he keep drinking, get a close-up on her for when he passes away. - Don't you dare, don't you dare close to me. - Okay, okay, okay. Now, no problem. Don't, I said, do not finish the water because I think that there's a chance it could be fatal. - Can I see your phone? - Nope. - And I say, that's fatal warning. They're not talking to the guys you'd need, eight pounds of pizza. - Not eight pounds, you can see. - And would have maybe 1.6. - No, you haven't. - They're talking to the other guys who are just chugging water to kill themselves. - Okay, chugging water to kill themselves. They're not talking to guys you're suicide attempt. - I'm gonna go weigh in. - Okay. - Drink one gallon, right? Is that a gallon? - Yeah. - While I weigh in, can you look up, if you die from drinking too much water, do you just die? - No, you start to have like a seat, your body shuts down. - That's not worth even getting a seat. - 'Cause if I could feel it coming, I'd be like, okay, I'm done. - Jack, I don't know if you can feel it. - Let me show you if I just died. - I know, just don't, just eat more of the pizza. - Well, I don't know, that's, what does it say? - Wow. - I'm just gonna put a, I'm gonna mark it. - Okay, 169.6, okay. - 6.4 pounds up. - You don't wanna take your shirt off, that's bad. - I ain't taking it off, I'm just, we'll get loose. - So if you eat one more, now we're at, he started at 163.2, now we're at 169.6. - You have to gain, you have to gain almost five pounds. - No, I gotta get to 163.2. - 173.2, I'm pretty close to that. - What time is it? - 4.33, I mean, you guys just wanna hang out for a little bit and we can just talk about something different? - Yeah, let's chill. - Cool. I'm gonna pee. - Okay, I'm gonna put you guys in a second. - Okay, we'll be running out. - Do you guys fuck real quick or something? - That's. - Burn a few cows? - I guess you should just bun your shirt. - I did a little bit, I guess. - Is it tight? Do you feel uncomfortable? - I'm starting to. - Oh. - Starting to. - What, not feel good? - No, I don't know if drunk is the word. - You actually feel. - But I smoked a little bit, so I just don't know if I'm high and full, but I feel a little, kinda like when I feel when I drink. - No, intoxicated. - A little bit, I think I'm intoxicated. - Do you think you have water and toxication? - I hope it's not the water. - I feel like it's right for us. - We're not, we're not gonna put this on, but right now, my nuts are as big as pretty much these two avocados put together. - Why? Do you have something like that? - No, my nuts are always huge and like separation right now. They're like, check, I swear, it's like one and a half of these, it might be two, it's crazy. - Two avocados? - Yeah. - Some of your nuts up are. - It is 10 pounds. - Do you think your nuts weigh 10 pounds? - No. - I'm scared of kids, this is my fear to begin with. - I'm scared of what? - I'm scared of kids being inspired to do this. - Well, you just have to tell them not to be inspired to do it and you have to make sure you don't drink all the water. 'Cause the food is not likely for death. - Well, you should have done this for a reason, like there should have been a reason. - What do you mean the reason is 10,000 hours? - No, I don't care what. - Okay, you want it, should we start to think about what you want to donate it to? - Yes. - No kid hungry, you could donate it to. - We both donate no matter what, right? - Yeah, at this point, that's what you're doing. - Just, I donate if I lose, you donate if you lose. - Yeah. - I think that's a great thing to do. - Nope, no kid hungry is a good one. - Well, I actually don't know if that is a great marketing campaign, Mr. Him. - Okay, so then do you want to donate it? You want to donate it to the Rare Impact Fund? - I'd rather donate it towards something that funds the education, so on them knowing not to do this. Like I want them to be able to learn all the dangers of this. I want the 10,000 dollars to go towards mass media, that promotes how bad this is. - What's this? - To counter this, be it else. This is just, I guess, pride or something. I guess this is just a guy. - I got a wave, a major wave of anxiety. - From what? - I feel like it. - I don't know, we shouldn't be doing this. - Why do you, why do you say you're eating pizza? You talking about, you're eating pizza. - Oh my God, my fly is undone. - Oh, someone's doing it real quick. - Is that what you're gonna tell me? - Two things that I feel, one I told her while you were inside, I feel a little bit like the feeling of being drunk, which really scares me. - Really? - Yep. - I think you're trying to say that you don't feel it, but you don't want to say that you don't feel good. - I think it's my body being like, - Yeah, your body's saying no, so what's the point of pushing, like listen to your body? That could be the message that you send to the world. - Listen to your body, listen to your body. - Where are you gonna donate? - But I feel like Kobe was like if you're in Tom Brady. - Kobe wasn't stopping his fucking face with pizza. - Sometimes I put, sometimes these guys eat 10,000 calories in a day. - It's like, it's yeah, under like medical supervision. - I saw, this is medical supervision. - I said don't drink the water. You said drink it. - That's not any sort of medical supervision. - What I was gonna say-- - Should we find out if it's dangerous? - It is. - I don't think it's dangerous. If it doesn't drink normal-- - Well, you don't listen to his body and say he doesn't know that. - So it's your body thing. - Another thing that's happening is just a little bit of pulsing in my ears, which I also-- - Oh, I have that. - Okay, I don't normally, so-- - So what do you mean? - It's kind of a unique feeling. I've felt drunk before. I've never felt earpoles. But I think I'm high and I'm in my head. I mean, you eat this on a Tuesday night. - So I think I'm okay, now let me-- - You're definitely drinking more than you normally drink. - I would lay off the water. - Yeah. - Maybe let's just take a little break, okay? - Guys, I'm good. Do I look like I'm gonna all of a sudden seize kill over and die? - I don't know, I can only go by your word as a man and I'm trying to go by your word. - I'm gonna tell you what you look like right now. You look like a man-- - Whose face is definitely-- - I gained a little bit of weight in his face. I can see a little weight gain. - Let me see. - You don't, you don't. - There's some shine. - That's the grease. - And then pizza looks wet from this angle. - And then Chuck, you're done. You also, I can't tell 'cause your eyes are so dark and they're always dark, but they might be like-- - Are they moving? - No, no, no. I think maybe the pupils are moving-- - No, you're just stressed, don't get stressed out. - I'm joking. - Okay, do my pupils look normal? - They do, I can't see. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I also just-- - You can get-- - Your pupils are fine. - Chuck, how are your pupils? - I feel totally fine. I thought that they were like, they were on a hallucinogenic or something, but I think it's just the weight. - Are you full? - Am I full? - Yeah, I'm full. - Chuck, and it looks like you're gaining weight, just right? - That's my most, what's it called? - Insecure place to gain weight. - Chuck, right here, we have a photo shoot tonight, I just think this wasn't thought through, but-- - Well, but-- - Med. - Med? - You just went bad. Med? You said, I feel like this wasn't thought through, but-- - We'll have to replay it now. - You can just unbutton the top button and get a little more slap to your shirt. - Your shirt's getting tighter, Chuck, maybe the pounds are happening. Oh, you're starting to lose your footing again, aren't you? - Anyway. - Yeah. - You okay? - Change your stuff, yeah. - I mean, you can always just say that you have reached that you lost. You can always say, "Benny." - You can be a good lesson for people in life that you don't have to take it too far, you know? - Well, I think it's an even better lesson that yet again, - Benny is correct. - About what? - He's not gonna be able to gain 10 pounds. - But that is not, this is not something that's worth-- - Writting your life over. - Yeah, you know, I don't think it ever-- - It's the entire bet. I wouldn't risk my life over it either. I'm really playing around with the idea of growth, of growth, of making this more about managing your own ego, doing the right thing. I mean, that's the example I want to set in this world. - Okay, cool. - I think that's a good example to try to set. - Yeah. - I think the payoff of setting things in full like that for some-- - It's giving $10,000 to me. - And that, well, not to charity. 'Cause Benny, why would he want it? - I would like it. I'd like my money. - Just put your TikTok up now. So I just feel, I just speak to your audience. - I don't want my, you can feel my how you want in this thing. I'm doing a specific-- I'm doing my own documentary over it again. - Chuck, can you do a way in? - Yeah. - Okay. - You guys are looking at me like-- - Well, I never know if you're like, um-- - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, Chuck, don't step on yet. Okay, now step on. Do it a quick 30 minute left, way in. - Oh yeah. - Is he getting it? - I think you lot. - Chuck your lost 0.6 pounds. Do you have your cell phone in your pocket? - No. - Go grab your cell phone. - Thank you for your honesty. - Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Hold on, wait. - It looks like-- - Hold on, let's get a bit. - I think I didn't step on a good. - Chuck, what are you doing? - No, it doesn't work. - Just step off of it and say, "Sorry." - What are you doing? - Putting my weight on it. - It's not how it works, Chuck. - I think I saw 181 or something. - Nope. - So, it's over. - Hold on, one second, Chuck. - I want it. - One second, yeah. So it looks like you lost 0.6 pounds during the sit-down process. - Yeah, I think now what we're seeing is, you know, an ego and maybe even a decision to be a-- (laughing) - Uh-oh. - If you risk your health-- - Oh, it feels great. - Like, I don't know, if you actually don't feel good, then it's absolutely not worth it. - It doesn't even have a-- - It doesn't even have a chance. - I do feel okay. - You have no chance. - What I wish, I have no chance. - Well, you do have two burritos left if you try. - Those two burritos only equal two pounds. You still won't do it. - I feel-- - You can't do it. - This one's actually heavier. - You know what my biggest mistake was? - What? - Smoking weed. Because you're feeling the effects of the marijuana. - I just don't know. I wish I would enter it in a sober space. So any kind of non-sober feeling, I'd be like, well, that's a little weird. We've always known it was gonna come down to-- - The last 15 minutes. Jack, I want Jay to come in while you're doing. I want him to pray for you. - Let's fast forward in our lives as adult humans. We get to the end of this, you gain 10 pounds. - He doesn't gain 10 pounds. - Okay, you don't gain the 10 pounds. - Unfortunately, it tries really hard and still doesn't-- - What's the outcome? How do you feel about yourself? Or you do gain the 10, you know? - He doesn't gain the 10 pounds. - It's not that big of a deal. What are you doing it all for? You're gonna die. - We all knew that-- - You weren't gonna gain the 10 pounds. - The 10 pounds were gonna be really gaining the last five minutes. - You're not gaining the 10 pounds. - So whatever we talk about right now, it's just for fun. - Yeah, just to shoot the shit. - Yeah, cool. - I believe that currently, my state of mind is one that I feel like I'm gonna be the bigger man and be a good role model for society because I don't think people should push their bodies to limits to win a bet. Like I think that's clearly not what people should be doing. And I know that I-- - What do you think people should be doing in life? Being healthy, eating anti-inflammatory. - Being healthy, I think the TV 12 Tom Brady method is a good book to start. - How come you don't eat like that? - Do you think that people are gonna think there's no way-- - How come you don't eat like that? - Well, speak for yourself. - I am speaking for myself. How come neither of you-- - You don't eat like that to the Tom Brady 12 method? - I eat a much healthier diet than everyone. - And Brady? - I don't think I eat as healthy as Brady. No, Brady's too regimented. - What would you guys pair your olive pot flavor with a meal? Like for me, obviously, I have a surely temple and I would have probably a steak. - Ooh, a medium-rare steak. - Interesting, pair. I think I would have some like nice waffles. 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That's w-a-y-f-a-i-r.com Wayfair. Every style, every home. The good, do they say it was good? - That's good. - Back, enjoy the episode, everybody. See ya, see ya. Fuck. - I legitimately thought, and I still do think. - No. - You're wrong. - You can consume 10 pounds of mass in a two hour period. - I think it's physically. - This is me being a pussy, but I think you should be a pussy. But like, I'm scared to test the limits of the human body 'cause I don't know what could happen. - I'm like, people that do a lot of hot dog eating, they like train. - Yeah. - And I don't wanna be bad influence. - What are you talking about? - You're just eating pizza. If we're doing it this way, we gotta cancel. We gotta, we can't ever do a thing online. Sorry. - What? - I'm saying, if we're gonna do that, - No, that's not true. - That's not true. - Yes it is. - I think there is merit. - I think we could be sensitive about eating pizza. - When we wanna be sensitive and we can be wrong and we can be. - I know what you're saying. - I'm saying, I don't think like, it's not all or nothing. - So don't eat the thing. - Yeah, I just, I knew he wasn't gonna do it. And I told him not to drink the water. - I think the bigger message is just don't give into the peer pressure. - By peer pressure. He's the one who said he wanted to do it. - I peer pressure myself. - You're all in peer pressure. - Yeah. - So you try to have everything and you can't say. - This was the only rule. - What was the only rule? - I just, I don't think he can't do it. - Yeah, but like you're framing, can't do it in a way that is like, okay, that's like. - All right, I'm sorry. - I can't have these conversations. - They don't live in reality. - They live in reality. - You can't do it. - I think you're also saying you shouldn't do it. - I'm saying do whatever you want. - No. - What's up? - I'm saying, don't drink. Hi. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait - No, I should. - No, I should. - The perfect guy. - You came in at the perfect guy. - I look good. - He's allowed to touch you. - Why don't we have to touch Steve? - Why don't you explain to Jay? - Do you want to explain your brilliant idea? - Hi. - You can look around the room. - Get a seat. - You are in a lot of moral crossroads. - Okay. - Which maybe you're the perfect guy to walk in. - Essentially. - I'm scared now. - You came at the perfect guy. - I didn't even think that this had anything. anything to do with morality when we start. (laughing) - I did not think that the thing that was gonna stop me from doing this is morality, which is so disappointing, but at the same time, it's not morality. You're framing it at that. - No, I think morality is a factor, but I think, I believe in bigger boundaries is yeah, and knowing that you can't do it. - I believed that somehow we started talking about weight gaining and losing weight. And basically, I said, I can gain 10 pounds in two hours. And I think pretty easily, and I said, - That's a mathematical impossibility. - That's what I said. - No, it's not impossible. - It is impossible. - It's technically possible to gain the water weight, but it's highly unlikely. And I said-- - It's highly unlikely. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like, it would take weeks. - No, he just gained five pounds. - No, no. - Yes, he did. - No, he didn't gain five pounds. - You see, did we have it running down over there? - Here's where Brad chose. - Maybe I've done anything about gaining weight, I guess. - Well, that's just mad. - Yeah, what is it? - If you have that whole pizza there, that weighs seven pounds, and I eat the whole pizza, I'm gonna be seven pounds. - That pizza doesn't weigh seven pounds. - But the here's the issue at hand, is he's starting to say he doesn't feel good. Benny is-- - What did you eat? - It was me. - I don't say, I hope you frame exactly what I said. - I'm gonna frame him in the back with it as I witnessed it. - Yeah, just explain it. And then I would love to pull out the camera. - This is not a dessert. - Look, you just want to weigh 10 pounds more. You're not putting on-- - No, no, yeah. - You just want to weigh 10 pounds more. - Half my point, I had to gain five pounds. As this was happening, we started doing some research, and I was shocked to learn that you can die from drinking a liter of water. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, so now it's a moral dilemma. - And now I feel like, why are we doing this? - Yeah, I feel like I still think I can do it. Maybe I'll do it. - Maybe I'll do it. - I don't know if the last five minutes no matter what. - You can't do it. - We all knew that I was gonna have X amount left, and we want you to be alive, Dave. - Yeah. - I do too. - Yeah, so-- - And so that's why I know-- - Now I want you to, you know, take the risk. - Now I'm leaning. - I prefer you lose the bet. Is there a bet? - Is there some sort? - There is $10,000. - $10,000. - Which has since been shifted to charity. - Okay, okay, nice. - So no matter what, the world is winning. And I think what the truth of the matter is, Jay, and I didn't think it was ever gonna go-- I didn't think it was gonna go this way, but I don't want to be the guy that is risking his own life. - So wait, you've quit. You're not gonna do it. - He needs to, well, he does eat like a wrap. - What is the done? - I was like, yeah, I was about to touch on this. - Here's my fear, and I, 'cause I don't, I don't want, even this existing to cause some sort of challenge, like-- - Are you really feeling bad right now? - Yeah. - Not physically, Jay. - Maybe it's the food that you've been eating. - Not physically. - Well, I'm not feeling great physically, but I'm okay. There was a period where I felt a little drunk, which was weird. - But we've only been a pizza and drank lots of water in a night, like, you know. - You're not a whole pizza like that. - Oh, maybe. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes, we have. - So then I guess you are okay. - Yeah, I don't know that before. - Yeah, that's why pizza is good. - There's no moral bad thing. - Yeah. - You were eating a pizza and drinking a lot of water. - No, I was eating a pizza and drinking a lot of water. - The moral bad thing is that, not listening to his body, he doesn't feel good, and he's trying to do this thing, because you say he can't do it. - No, I feel like I just walked into a, who done it, and everyone's go see it. - Perfect. - This is that moment where they're like, no, you don't want it. - We all look at it, we all are guilty. - I do just want to say one thing that is, that all of us should know. There is not a moral thing wrong with having a funny eating contest with your friends. - No, it becomes morally wrong to me when I see, when I feel like Dave was towing the line of peer pressure, feeling like he had to prove something, and like his own health. And to me, that becomes morally. - Is that responsibility on Dave or the person better than them? Which one would I think? - I still have a response because I'm taking place in this thing, obviously. - Interesting, yeah. - I think, so by your logic, I don't touch the water. I go all in on the pizza, gain the weight. - Okay. - Find that sick. - Live. - Okay. - Earlier in the episode, we were going down, getting gallons of water. This goes on the internet. Maybe everyone doesn't watch all two hours of it. Little Tommy and Pekipsi dies, 'cause of the friends keep secret episode, where they said you can gain the 10 pounds. And by the way, I only eat the pizza. - Okay. What do you feel? - What would I say? I would say what anything does when you're doing any one of these things and at the head of the thing, I would say this was done under supervision and by research and everything, and you should not do this at home. - I think we should do it, do not try this at home. - Yeah, I'm discreet. - That's probably the same. - For five minutes left. And the question I have is this, is it immoral to try to eat all that pizza? - I don't know, moral, immoral, right? - I don't think there's moral here. - I think it's-- - Many times, I'm like, yeah. - I don't know, but in the broad context of that. - No, I don't think that that, but I think you guys are losing the plot here. - Oh, wow, this is crazy, I have no idea about it. - But you die from the pizza. - Maybe the real thing of our entire episode is we should-- - We don't just do it under that. - Why didn't you go back to the doctor? - We're just gonna weigh the remaining. And especially when a suffigy local cancer runs in your family. - This could also be an episode about not about keeping your cool. (all laughing) - It doesn't change. - Zero. - Zero puns, it doesn't feel it. - See, I should do it, I absolutely should do it. - It literally can't. - You said you're too scared to do it. - Yeah, but I'm scared of everything. - Zero. - Yeah, but that's bullshit. - I need one of those food weights. - 171. - It's not sensitive enough. - That is exactly what-- - Even if you eat the pizza, you're not gonna make it. - What does it say? - 171. - But if I eat the pizza and the burritos. (all laughing) - And I don't think I should. - Wait, I just can't believe drinking a gallon of water. It's dangerous. - Hold on, step. - If you do it really fast. - Yeah. - And then-- - Okay, check. - Did you gain a pound by not even eating? (all laughing) - This one get it done. I wish I could put it at my ass. - Yeah, you did. - You have to drink it in one liter and like-- - Yeah, I wish I could. - For an under 10 to 15 minutes. - That's a lot of extra food. - No, I think it's good idea to give that money to chariote. - Yeah, it's a great conclusion. - So it was great, great episode. - That is hilarious. - I just, I don't know. - I feel so bad, you don't feel good. - And then I lost my sense of sobriety. - Which then made me unable to discern what was causing. There was a moment where I felt like I felt like a little bit of sensation in my ears. - Do you think you were just chasing me? - Unfortunately the time's over. I love you and we're gonna figure out what chariote you're gonna be donating your $10,000 to. And I think it's a great thing that we're doing that. - And let me tell you. - You too. - Let me tell you who, that's beautiful. - At the end of the day. - Who did this? - It's me. - Who did? - Yes. - There's a version of me that would be on the ground right now having just drank all the water, eaten all the pizza, who would have been vomiting, and maybe ultimately seizing and hospitalized. - I thought you were gonna say winner, no. - And you who stood against it because you realized it wasn't worth it. - You should give it to a water distribution chariote. That's where you should be. - Oh, that's what I'm pretty committed to giving it to some sort of funding of a message to convey the opposite of what this message could be. - And time. - Yeah, so what happened was. (upbeat music)