The Tale of The Bridesmaid and The Rodent

[Music] Welcome back, Nigglets and Friends. I am the publicist, social representative and legal counsel for Laney. We will give us a free. You have your fucking work cut off of you, I know that. And I am Raquia Jackson. This is the read. Thank you for joining us. It is. Thank you. She is young being. She is small. Okay. Yeah. All right. She bad being is what she is. Laney was over there. Laney was over there at like, everybody can kiss my ass. Don't come nowhere near this place. And matter of fact, you over there, get off of that computer. I told her mommy is leaving to go to work. I am going back to the studio because you simply do not know how to fucking act. And she just went in her crate and laid down because she knew. She knew. She had one change. Check out link. Check out link last night. I am trying to do like a cute video with her. She does a normal thing, but she just turns her head away from the camera. And it is just like, incredibly difficult. I am like, all right, we are not getting this done. I put her down to decide. Then one of my friends called me on FaceTime, like literally 10 minutes later. And I am now having conversation with someone in a file. And she walks the position. Get to directly on my chest and ensure that she is blocking the camera. Because nobody will speak to her mom about her. It's like. Did you literally did not even want to talk? You didn't want to be near me. I just had you over here and you refused. Right. So what's the truth? Yeah. They're just shady ass dogs, man. I don't deserve it, but you know, I'm glad she has representation. I'm coming for her. Well, how's New York the ice melt? No, but it is 32 degrees today. So I'm going to get a pedicure, sandal season. I will never complain about temperatures under 15 degrees ever again. My entire concept of what it means to be cold has changed. It, I mean, it, it was 27 yesterday. And I was like, Laney, we don't even need coats. This is, this is balmy out here. It feels incredible. So now that it's actually slightly above freezing. And it's going to be in the 40s next week. Oh, nigga. Look at that. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. But it is still filthy. Snow and ice absolutely everywhere. So still pretty gross. Right. I mean, it's, you know, it's no Los Angeles, but how could it be? I mean, it is no Los Angeles, but we have our, you know, our struggles as well. I mean, I barely got any sleep last night because the AC was too low. And I was like, oh, my goodness. It's 67 inside. It's 65 outside. That's rough. The concept. I wish I was joking. I woke up in cold sweat shaking like a base here, but. Okay. You know, it's rough. I don't know actually running the AC in February. I actually do not know shit about it. That's not my life. And I have AC cover zone. Oh, God. All right. All right. The other one months are while we live here. We just got to get through March. Yeah. And then we'd be all right. Because baby, what a time. Summer in New York is perfect though. It's just like one of the most. Nothing better. Amazing, unmatched experiences and feelings. And like each summer. It's a real. I mean, born Brad New Yorkers could be like, girl, let me tell you something about summers of like 2002. Yeah. You don't have to be like, but for the decade that I lived here, lived there every summer was in. I mean, part of it is like, oh my God, the sun is out. And it's yeah. But then the things. Right. Like it's just like the city comes alive. Everything wakes up. It's just like everything to see and do. And we're going to be extra outside after this winter. That's what I'm saying. As soon as it hits 60 degrees. The arrest rates. It's going to be orgies in the street. Was speaking of orgies. Why was it a magnum in the snow when I was walking Laney yesterday? I said, you know what? Talk about bravery. Someone is out there getting the word. Like, what do you mean? And it was new. It was wrapped. I was like, damn. So you was probably on yo. And then I saw the box not too far from this. Damn, you was on your way, buddy. That nigga was like, matter of fact, never mind. Never mind. I'm going to go on and make myself one. It's not working. So, but yeah, we are just counting down the days till it's really nice outside again. Well, amen. Well, let's get the program started. We usually do with some black excellence. And this week black excellence is going to go to me. That's right. Starting June 4th, I will officially have been kid fury for 20 years. Holy shit. It's wild. It's a bit anxiety inducing because old. But also, it is an incredible milestone in one that I am grateful for it. I think it also speaks a bit of what goes into my mind that I think I was watching the dishes are coming from the bathroom. And I was like, wait, 20 years. That number and that number. Wow. So black excellence to the little gay boy that was too afraid to even speak up or have his voice heard. And look at you now. Who became the big gay boy who speaks up for a living. You guys are welcome. I'm that OG baby, that original doll. So you can lick my titties and suck my breasts. Suck my titties and lick my breasts. So. Okay. Congratulations to me for 20 years. I'm so glad to be alive to see you. Yes. That's so real. Look at you. 20 fucking years. That is quite the achievement. You should be proud of yourself. Oh, for sure. Should be able to drink next year. Wow. She's a big girl. Oh, grown up. Look at you. You've nurtured her this far. Yes. So happy birthday to you. Maybe I'll have an orange young June 4th. Okay. I definitely needed to hear that. I needed to hear that. What a better way to celebrate. Look at now. Speaking of celebrations, this week's hot tops is going to start with the super bad bunny. The super bunny. Someone probably said super funny. That sounds amazing. That does. Sounds like a cartoon from like Nickelodeon or like our rabbit. Anyways. Bad bunny halftime performance. I would like. I would. Speak. Okay. But I have no notes. I have like, I don't have a single note. I don't have. Any additional extended commentary. I don't have a director's got bitch. I don't have nothing for you. That performance was perfect. It was a masterpiece. It was excellent from beginning to end. And I didn't. Understand most of it. Right. Same. The stuff that I did was probably because I grew up in South Florida. And I think I knew like two songs. So there's that and still I was immersed. I was entranced. The set, the design of his production and staging, the choreography, the cultural references. You know, giving the Grammy to the young boy. The younger version of himself. Oh, that was so sweet. Oh, I could have cried. The only thing stronger than hate is love. The wedding, the kids sleep on the chair. The wedding. Which is how it be kids pass out in the middle of these parties. Because we party all fucking night when we have an event like this. Like it just felt like this is not my culture. But I see my culture in this. Yes. Yes. And like growing up in Miami. It's like Caribbean, Afro Caribbean, Latin Caribbean. So like a lot of that I did. Recognize too. So kind of almost took me back to being in Miami first. Yeah. I recognize this. But either way, like I agree with what you're saying. It's like we are not attached to that culture necessarily. But the authenticity and like nurturing care, community and consideration that way into every aspect of that. I love that. Not to mention he's a great performer, one of the biggest goddamn performers in the world. Right. No, no, it's perfect. Absolutely. Yeah. Like amazing, astounding, star-spangled. It took me back to my years living in Washington Heights. Especially the party's going on until 3 a.m. Like girl, I do actually have to get up at 615 to go to work But I know they party till six. I'm in y'all neighborhood. Y'all not at mine. I'm in yours. So And that is and you have to understand that like when you move somewhere you are joining that community You are not trying to force that guy and it's be like you and this is what they do. But anyway Yeah, everything about it just so thoughtful so intentional I saw that the same person who choreographed Kendrick's show also choreographed this one. Yes. And I was like That explains a lot. She's off. Yeah, I was like So then you're always going to be working. You're simply never She's on every breath. Never going without because this was just Incredible bacon and cheese on everybody. You did not he said before hand You do not have to know Spanish. You just have to, you know know how to catch a fucking vibe basically and that's true Yeah, the story that was told was so clear. So I From beginning to end I just loved every second of it. I had a ball during the half time show. It was so Gorgeous the choreography. Thank you for bringing it to because I was kind of wondering who did the choreographer when I was watching it I forgot to like look it up or whatever, but That fucking choreography. There were so many lines and so many things But it also didn't feel like and now they're going to dance. It helped so like Involved in everything, you know performing on top of the house with Pedro Pascal and Anita at party B and all these other Latin Yeah, Jessica Alba just vibe in and it was and then the role call at the end with all of the America's flag And then you know, he shouted out most of the countries not all of them, but everybody's flag was there. Yeah Um, and then put in the United States and Canada last, which I was like correct. It's where we belong Yeah, it's where we belong, but and it's not about you But and then the football saying together. We are all America, which is so true like the US gets a lot of attention for reasons we all understand, but North South Central America is comprised of many countries and So many of you know united. We are so much stronger. And I it really just felt like god y'all if we could just all put down the anti-blackness Look at how powerful we could be if y'all would just stop hating the blacks Not just black Americans, but the blacks who are also very much a part of your culture and denying them and their influence in your own individual cultures We could we could just be incredible like this this world could change. So I just loved every minute To that point you have to to watch this show and be like You you have to love to hate like you have to Wake up and be like what's gonna piss me off the day and make me go off of me like you have to go out of your way for it It is to be pissed you are right because you can just not watch it You can just not watch it girl It's a 15 minute Annual anthology concert Next year it's gonna be somebody else the year after that. It's gonna be somebody else. And do you know how many? How's gonna use like a really old school? Do you know how many of y'all? have Performed and I just didn't watch because I didn't care. Yeah, I did it like so many times Most of the time and it's not just like oh well girl. You don't watch sports anyway. I watched the commercials That's that's not sports I didn't say it was I'm there in front of the TV during the show and if I didn't want to watch the halftime I would go and Watch you know I go get some crackers and listen to the rest of the family Smacking dominoes threw it. Oh Now that's culture I would have that on my stage. Yeah, it would be dominoes Uncle's and granddaddies Really making a big big noise like they finna fight over dominoes cards Bid with some kind of shooting dice some shit. I'm not supposed to be doing Do you know how diabolical it is to say my bit time is eight a unique is our out there say Raking furnace until 2 a.m. So what's the truth cat or wallet me and all my cousin? What are you talking about I'm the head to foot in one bed I'll six of it and y'all talking about go to sleep nigga. How Just look at any child. They're like okay, well, so watch out y'all want to play genics or Right, I'm thinking of a number y'all guess it just whatever cuz they will not let cuz we're not because the adults are Ready to drink freely. That's what that meant. We had to go to bed while the sun was technically still up because they was ready to get drunk and didn't want us to see them acting like that I will say though sometimes I'm gonna hear my mama cackling and I'm like oh, they're having fun Oh, yeah, no, I know y'all are having fun. I just want to be a part of it But but the uncles and and my daddy and them hollered at each other is just like okay, this isn't fun Not for me like I don't hear anything joy. Oh, yeah, I you think it's now serious actually this sounds like somebody you just need for me, right? It was it was great. Yeah, so Yeah, I guess again to the point like I Really don't even I kind of know there's been like a lot of commentary negative commentary Around this a lot of mag and the rest of the idiots. I try to ignore for this era You know, this is me here. Okay. Yeah, oh fuck y'all. No, but like I honestly was thinking about a way to To discuss this and all I could think of was Hold their nets like just hold everyone's balls Who the fuck cares what you're talking about Boris was stand up But he don't stand up Dummy sit down. Don't nobody like are you okay? Do you know how much you have to like really get off by being mad To be mad at this A concert presented by Apple music. I'm worried But not about me and they had their own halftime show, so I don't know why I didn't just watch our whites only program and Because it's but even mega-hater, but that that's what y'all wanted that's that's literally what y'all wanted So just watch your blurring white shit and leave us a y'all couldn't even lie and act like you liked it. So what do you want? Moving on I woke up this morning and I saw that apparently Joel ruled in one tornado of G unit had an altercation on the Delta Airlines flight all this video. I did What is happy right because I didn't the Delta one like this I wish I had been on that play, but I would have been gagged These are recliners. This is not Delta one. This is first class. That's that's not done. You see song about that Oh, no, wait, this one does go. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. I saw the I just see this clip of them standing up right here screaming in these people's airplane. Oh, yeah, this is one thousand percent missed Delta miss one doubt Now look at these two niggas Talking about let's shake nigga. Let's shake. Let's shake shake. What I didn't know that was the the thing Call each other scary ass nigga police ass nigga. I heard job rule got removed from the plane But I didn't see that clip. That's just because he threw a pillow. Okay. Well, that's where the flight attendants cross the line I get they said now God damn it. You are playing too much, and I'm just not going to do it. Yeah, just get off Just get off the fucking poor somebody call you know, they call a lot the marshal who You don't want the FAA involved with this. I promise you don't just get off the aircraft take the next one out He and then he know the funny thing is He admitted that he threw the pillow laughed about it Tony Yale also admitted that he threw the pillow and laughed about it like Jauru laughed in the sense of like he had to just pillow this goofy ass nigga. It was hilarious. It knocked his head off and Yeah, it was like yeah, let's do this pillow. I mean his pussy. Yeah, I'll get all the flavors or I Mean yes, a nice pillow them dealt to one. I give you like a full-size pillow, baby. She's yeah, they're very In a comfort or two. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you go right. Yeah, right to bit soon as they serve at the meal Thank you so much sister. I'm gonna go ahead and dim my light But I imagine Go to sleep. I imagine getting on a flight. No, or you get to literally go to Best to best not sleep best But bed and be like I'm gonna get kicked off this flight Over arguing with this nigga mind you - Tony Gale was 47. John will be 50 at the end of the line. - Two damn old. Way. - New York Niggas, New Jersey Niggas, are petty on a completely different level. I'm not talking about petty like, yo, she fuck my mask off, I fuck to her brother. I'm talking to you about it is decades in petty to the point where everybody around you was like, girl. - I better go. - That couldn't have been an eye roll or a fuck you fuck you too, and then we got a bit. - Put on a little eye mask. - None of y'all are really even relevant anymore. So I don't know why you couldn't have just sat there, enjoyed your pre-flight drink, your warm nuts. (laughing) I don't know why y'all don't. - Let me tell you about a warm man. - Because I get on. And they just bring them right out. Here you go, would you like some nuts? I'll just drop those warm cashews. - All 'em in. - Yummy, yummy. I don't know why y'all can't just take an edible, have a glass of champagne and then go to sleep. That's what I do when I have a privilege of flying in doubt to one. I enjoy it and go to fuck to sleep. - When I'm president, I'm going to make it so that every black American gets to have at least one business class light Delta one flying to the African nation of their chiefs. - Oh. Oh, well. - Perhaps Caribbean. - We're gonna cash, well first we have to get Delta to fly the Delta one planes to those countries which they doubt. - I didn't say just Delta. - Oh, you mean like a similar time. - That's not the only plane we've been. - Come on Emirates, come on British Airways. - That's why I'm gonna be doing when I'm president. And that is a good use of your power and the country's money. I agree. - And by that I mean me and another reality somewhere who guys get together. Isn't girl, I don't know how I fell into this rabbit hole the other day, I think, no I do know. I was watching Interstellar and then I watched some other space movie. Interstellar because it is just gorgeous. Like, it is so fucking pretty. What they do with a lot of those shots in space. At the same time it was ridiculous because I have a recurring nightmare. I don't even wanna say that, I'm just kissing the chills. I have a recurring nightmare where I just like lost free floating in just like the pitch black cosmos. Or it's like some, I don't know it's like some color or something that's impossible to explain. Cosmic horror fucks me yet. - Okay. - And at the end of Interstellar he literally gets sucked, oh spoiler, he gets sucked into a black hole on purpose and then ejects from the ship he's in and then starts floating around in space. And then I guess he used a string theory to say if it's kid, everything was weird. But, I went to watch this video from, I was like one of those videos, I forgot who does it. Where it's like astrologer answers your questions about space, lawyer answers your questions. - Okay. - Yeah. - This one is an astrologer who is talking about, I think this one asked like the difference when I was in the universe, I don't know. Girl, why did I go look up a map of the Milky Way? - Wait, an astrologer on an astronaut? - No, an astrologer. - Oh wow. - No, yeah, astrologer. Aren't they not the ones who study space? Or is that astrology? No, astrology is more about like the planets and their alignments and like what's happening at any given point because of where the planets and sun and moon and all that shit is, astronomy is the study of like, - Oh, astronomer. - Oh, astronomer, okay, okay. 'Cause I'm like, and then they was gonna say what? That Aries was gonna rise again and plan it with a statue, okay. So a map of the Milky Way, let me look this up actually. - No. - Oh, well, maybe it won't scare you. - Get a space 'cause I'm not going up there. - So, no problem. - There's just something about knowing that you are this small. First of all, our solar system is nothing in comparison to the Milky Way galaxy. It is invisible practically. And our planet is nothing comparison to many other planets in this solar system. - Wow. - So what I think about how small and insignificant and how much other shit is going on out there, it just makes me take, oh, oh, I'm getting the chills now. - You don't like it? - Getting the chills now. - No, there's just something scary about it to me. - Well, I find it very reassuring. It's like, why do I have anxiety? Are you kidding? Anxiety, look at this. Like, look at the fucking Milky Way, I'm less than a dot in this context. - Yes, but we have to do it with the rest of the dots. Living is, we're not a dot. We're whatever. - This is beautiful. - You can see, Betty, but I think the best part about it for me is I'm like, well, I won't be here long enough, like a living a long life. I won't be long enough for it to make a difference. You know what I mean? It just, it is what it is. - And it'd be in what it is. - I don't have to think about it, but what am I going to do? - I like this. I mean, it is overwhelming. - It is, that's a perfect one. It is overwhelming. - Yeah, I agree. - It sends a chill down my mind. - I can see why. - But I think I'm just afraid of space. At the same time, I love cosmic horror movies, but that's something to me. - I'm just in no danger of going up there. So I, it's nothing to be afraid of. - That is true. That is true, because you know something that's similar to these scary to me? - The bottom of the ocean. Yeah, another place I'm not going. - Never. - So whatever you're not interested. - Things live down there. They can just do that. The niggas will never be my business. - And we, they say the same. (laughing) They don't care. They're not interested in coming up there. They can't. And we can't survive down there. Isn't that God saying something? That's their business. This is out. - Literally that. And you brave scientists who decide to find a way to go down there and study them niggas anyway. Hats off to y'all. - Good for you. - I won't be doing that though. That's just not right, but it's not my portion. And I'm-- - Godzilla could be that way. - I'm fine with that. Well, sure. I mean, what the fuck do I know? Sure. - How do I know? - You can make up anything. And I'll be like, yeah, why not? (laughing) I can write you going to look. - I'm gonna skip over these other petty niggas from New York. I was gonna use examples of other petty niggas, like Cameron, Suing, J.Coff, over breach of contract, because he did two features for J.Coff like, but the agreement was, what I need to verse, give me a verse. And J.Coff been giving him a run around about three, four, five times, so we soon know him. - Well, if they put it in writing, then yeah. That's, you can definitely sue. - Yeah, if it isn't writing, then I guess you can. 50 Cent also of petty niggas did a commercial for DoorDash, where he literally makes fun or pokes up the fact that he's trolled and now he's delivering beef. And then he took a whole bunch of products out of this DoorDash bag that we're not food. There are items that you can get on DoorDash, but they were all, without him saying a name, they were all related to people that he's trolled or has public needs with. And so it's kind of up to the person, are people who know to like get these clues? 'Cause DoorDash and GoHad you saying fuck did he on there? - Yeah. - But there is a part of the end of the clip where he just busts out laughing and everybody behind the camera is bustin' so they know what's going on. They love it, DoorDash is apparently like that. - Was one of them clues about his side? One of them was a clock, so maybe that meant like-- - Time's up. - More time until, you know-- - Time until he dies and doesn't leave his son anything. - Since DoorDash wanna play that horrible part soon to be their spokesperson, interesting. - Clay Day! (laughing) - Just question, Juneau, I'm just wondering. - Just wondering. Clay Thompson's a birthday bash just took place. His beautiful baby boom. - Oh, yes. - The boom docks. Megan was very involved in this. - No, no, you brought it up and now I have to talk about it. 'Cause, yo, no, I know. - The way Riley was like, granted, this is a whore. - He said it plain to say-- - You and Riley was like, both of the kids were like-- - More into this house. - She do not love you, Granddad. I can't believe you think that girl won't shoot. She for the take, everything. You got this house and all your money. And then she's out of here. Yes, she's covered in glitter. She smell like baby powder because she's a stripper. She is a whore. What are you talking about? And he was a Granddad. - Then Cat Williams came and got her-- - Oh God, the show. - Brandon was so heartbroken and Riley still said, I'll tell you what she's talking about. - I told you she was not, how great it did. (laughing) We're grand out with a fuck with anyways. So yeah, Megan was very involved, I think, with helping put together his birthday party. They both looked very ecstatic. Oh yes, Megan is red. You got to Carmen's on the red gown. Can we, can we have a moment of silence for the polka dot dress? The white dress with the black polka dots? I, yeah, I know what you're talking about. That I, I mean, you know, queer, but I've never felt gay. Yeah. Megan's body is, I've never felt straight. Megan is so perfect. Like, she's really don't make no god damn sense how fine she is. The way that thing move. Oh my god, man, Jesus. And she just went, that was just her going to the beautiful. You want to know like Jesus Christ she is so fine. Oh, I just love to see them together. They are so cute. She love her man, her man. Oh, yeah. She booked his favorite rat group, Grinthugs and Harmony to her man. That's your own niggas. I'm gonna tell you something. Let me tell you something. And he up on stage just grinning. He's having a fucking time he's like, man, he just came out. Yes. Niggas who love bone thugs. Niggas whose favorite rat group is bone thugs. Only the niggas that I know are spiritual. I'm talking about niggas that carry a AR and cry. Right. Right. Like, I don't want to have to blow the block up. Kill her body because I love them. But don't push me. You snatch my little sister so you do have to die. But I don't want to do this. I agree. I think they're super cute. I told you, I feel like Clay to me seemed like he just can't wait to be up. And now probably like old with her. There's some kids running around. I'm telling you, I feel like one day they were laid up somewhere. He fell asleep watching anime with her on her titties and she just looked down to him like there. And I know he was knocked down on him. He probably had a nipple in his mouth. I just put him asleep. He just fell asleep like that. And mouth wide open with the nipple hanging out. I'm like, oh god, I'm exactly where I want to be. Do not wake me up. Oh, he's so happy with his little sailor cake. They do look very happy. With his parents and everything, I just love the idea that Meg has found a family that really loves her and shares his heart. Oh, it just makes me so happy. I'm like, I don't think I could be happier if I was in this relationship. I just love to see. I'm really feeling like I'm wanting to know. For once, I feel like my fuckboyometer is not going on. When I gather in these things, I don't want to jinx it. But they genuinely just seem like a vibe. And it gives me like that these might be the ones. Yeah. So good for them. Other than who's fuckboyometer has been going off for me for a while of Stefan did. So let's just get into that. I don't know what you mean. Oh, you don't. That's like good man for that. That's interesting. Well, let me catch you up. Good man. Oh, speaking of 50s and this nigga posted, I think the day after the Super Bowl, imagine you wake up today and you lost your bitch and the Super Bowl. One of your bitches. Okay. Real sad. Also, this line up is real sad. Stefan, did you not get it? I told you, I, most of the time, I don't, I don't see what y'all seeing him. It's rare that I, that I see it. I don't know. You didn't feel like you needed to do something. I mean, it's the Super Bowl, but you know, okay. Jesus. I don't know. I do not know. But, uh, horrible. I mean, I need a haircut right now, but I'm not on the world's biggest stage. Yeah. This is a tangled web of fuckery. I don't even know where to be in. Okay. So the girlies were like, oh my goodness. Cardi unfollowed Stefan right before the game. There was also like a video of her on a record but somewhere and a reporter asked her if she had any like what encouraging words she had for Stefan before the game. And she just looked as well to say, good luck. That was hilarious. Oh, I laughed. I saw she hates that nigga. She's over it. She was like, look at her eyes. She was disgusted. But she got she really did. I don't know what she wanted to say sister. Yeah. We definitely do. She kept it cute. Um, you know, the street say Stefan did have about three falls. I don't know what is going on. One of them is the woman that he allegedly had a baby. Well, not allegedly that he did have a baby with in November. So why wouldn't she be invited? She had baby mama just like Cardi. Why wouldn't she be? She's sitting over there with his family, talking about I love you before kick off. Apparently one of his other girls that I think, they say, okay, this is alleged. I don't know if this is true or not. But one of these women, can't remember a name is someone that allegedly, um, offset cheated. Oh, yes. I heard that same thing. And then I guess he, she went over to Stefan or something. Mm. I don't know that. No, okay. I thought he went up to her. She, I think she's Stefan. I think she was Stefan's baby mama first or they were in their relationship, whatever. She was connected to Stefan romantically. Then it sounds like went to offsets. Like went to one of his concerts. They hung out afterwards, whatever. And she tried to play it off. Like, oh, I guess if I go to a Beyonce concert, I'm going to be big. I'll say I'm fucking her too. Girl, don't act. And yeah, Cardi was there, I guess, to shake that ass and shimmy shake for for Miss bad bunny. She was going to be like, you know, who went one this game? Me. Yeah. And didn't have to, uh, you know, microphone and nothing just was cute hair, beautiful face, beat, cute outfit. And was there to a party with her people? You know, that I, I thought her, her role in the Super Bowl performance was just fine. But I also didn't see an issue with Stefan inviting people who also gave birth to his children in the past six to eight months. I mean, they're because why wouldn't they? His kids can't come watch him, watch him, whatever, you know, people do that. They bring their kids to the game. So yeah, yeah, it makes sense. And we obviously don't know a lot of the did, you know, competitions and nuances and petty group chats and texts and back and forth and DMs and shit. Um, but you know, given what we do have in front of us, seems like Belkley's has had enough. Um, she said me and my baby going, um, and yeah. So here's a thing, Cardi, because you know, I've already got a plan. I've been had a plan because I knew we were, we were coming here, right? So here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. We are having at least by weekly zooms with the lady, okay? We're getting her, but we're having, because you have to go on the road, you have the children. You tell the label management, publicists, whoever to fuck. I don't care how, but we are making sure that I have the zoom with the lady. Matter of fact, you're rich. You probably just have a therapist come on the road with you. You are speaking to the lady that has to happen. Um, I think the kids are going to have to speak to the lady eventually as well. So that's what we, I think we need to do in alongside that. We're entering single summer Cardi going on her first tour. It needs to be fuck these niggas matter of fact, matter of fact, recorded this record tonight, bitch, recorded this record for all these niggas name names and drop it right before the tour performing every night, put their faces up on screen hot 97 summer jam style. You can probably just like censor out their eyes. I've just probably legal loopholes for you to do that. Drag these niggas, fuck these niggas season. That one's calling my the trauma, bitch, fuck these niggas. Oh, merch. With merch. Yeah. You know, some famous line, popular line from whatever this song is that you're talking about. I'm sure that would sell out. And I think that's a good idea, especially the closer we get to summer, like in April, May, I think this is a really great idea. But the tour starts tonight, Wednesday, February 11th, the tour starts in a few hours. Oh, yeah. Maybe not for these first a couple of months, worth of dates and not the tour ought to be wrapped up by summer. I'm pretty sure. But something where there's will, there's a way. Exactly. And if it's good enough, we'll fade into a little studio or something. Girl and you know it. Girl, sell a football at the shows that say pretty and petty on it. I'm just, you know, we're spitting on. We're spitting on. You gotta help her out, because this is because I saw this big as a fuck nigger from. Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't know it was going to be this outside. I don't give a fuck mess. But I mean, I mean, he does kind of give Offset too fine now when you. - Yeah, Offset with even more money. Imagine. - Yeah. - Yeah. So, I mean, you know, I've already said everything, they need to be said about this nigga. I am genuinely wishing her and her baby the best. I hope the tour is good. I would really, really do. - I think it's amazing. - I want it to be. - Did you see her perform Bodega Baddy on SNL? - I did. Mm-hmm. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, thoughts, share your thoughts with Cardi B's recent performance. - Well, remember when I said that Cardi was gonna look incredible, come out there, give you a little one, two, but the backgrounds and the dancers and the set and all that was gonna be carrying the majority of what constitutes a performance. - You don't think compared to the rap girls. - Compare. - Today. - I don't think, I'm not saying she's Sierra. - But the girl goes up here, and then it's like, "I didn't say it was bad, but I forgot about it until you just now." Like, I didn't go back and rewatch it like I did Benito Bo. I watched it, I was like, "Oh, that was cute. "You know, cultural." - Why didn't you tell me that's what it was called? I said, "Super Bunny." - Well, Super Bunny's cute too, but Benito Bo is just kind of right there. - Super Bunny's adorable, I like that. So yeah. - This is exactly what Alders said. - Not. (laughing) - It was a good performance on SNL. I just, it was exactly what I expected it to be. - I thought it was really cute too. Kim Kardashian and Louis Hamilton, right? Super August, they dated in a cute couple. Glowrilla. - And Browrilla. - Okay, I think, because you know what? It gets to a point where we all have to just be honest. And that's just the line that I refused to call it. - I can say it. - Community. - Glowrilla is absolutely heinous. - I did not look that up. That fucking thing. - Oh my God, I'm not saying you made it up, but Jesus, you brought it to me. - My, Browrilla, Browrilla. Oh my God. That is hilarious. - And a lot. - Yeah, so if you guys don't know, Glowrilla and her sister, Victoria, which I love that their name is Ryan. Victoria, Gloria. - Yeah, that's right. - Well, they're not having a good time. They're not seeing IDII. And in fact, I would say they are openly driving each other. Seems like Glowrilla's winning. But for context, Browrilla went on the internet and said that, Glow hasn't been helping the family financially. She isn't taking care of her parents, and they need money and everybody's struggling. And she not shit for that. And so people went to Glowrilla's doorstep. The first thing I saw was Glow saying, ask her why she used to it as she had three abortions. Now, her, so. I just got off. I just got off of God's name. I just got off God's internet. And I played the most innocent game I could have. I might have played Super Mario Maker, some shit, because I just needed a second. - Sometimes it takes us a while to find our way in life. - Listen. And you got to make sure that you're right. - This whole situation is when I found out that Glow has, that family has 10 fucking kids. - I said, oh, you think I'm gonna be supporting 11 grown niggas? I don't, I don't have that kind of fucking money. How much money? That's not how that works. If I said, okay, my daddy retired, everybody else do whatever you want to do. When push come to shove, I'll pay your rent. I'll pay your bills. I'll take care of your car payment and all that. She would be out of money by the end of the year. You niggas would drain her dry. Furthermore, me, I'm gonna take care of my parents willfully too. The rest of y'all, yeah, like, if there's like an emergency or, you know, birthday coming up. - Yeah. - All the little boobies you want. But it's 10 y'all niggas. One of y'all better go up here and get a job. I'm not taking care of you. - Oh no, it's 10 y'all. 10 y'all need to go get a job, the fuck? - No. And I don't know what Glowrill's relationship is like with her parents. If they still have to work, then oh well, then oh fucking well. - They're really wet on live with her mama on the phone to clear all of this stuff up. She was like, mama, Toria says she gave you $1,300 last month or something like that. Now tell them how much money she owed you before that $1,200. She was like, mama, what happened with you? What do I do every month or what happens every month ever since I became famous? Her mama was like, oh, you pay my rent. - Well. - And you offered to buy me a house but I told you I want no house. Mind you, you have to go look at the clip it is 'cause that's where mama is clearing the stuff up on the phone. - I know her face is like, you like it. - She is like. - Goddamn it. - Goddamn it. - Don't face something like that. - Okay, I'm glad they did that. - The girl went on TMZ. - Oh wow. - She was talking about it. - Okay. - Yeah. - Talking to that white man and yeah. - Wow. - Well, this is what happens when you decide to come to the NNB mess with you should have said is, glow don't take care of me. I still have to work. I still have to go clocking down to the FedEx or else I don't have anything. And my sister won't sit back and financially float me so that I don't have to do nothing but sliding girls DMs all day. You asked what you should have did. It's kind of making it about the whole damn family 'cause mama said, oh no, actually, I, you know, yeah, I work but rent is everybody's biggest bill and I ain't got to pay that. - Oh speaking of. - Girl, let me tell you what the daddy said on the live. The daddy said, Victoria need her motherfucking ass, what? - Okay, so everybody's sick now. - She know better. - Everybody's sick of her. - I was like, god damn. But then I saw a screenshot from one of the brothers allegedly who was like, oh, you know, I didn't say nothing about this or whatever, but she don't take care of the family but I don't need anything and I'll never hate on my invention. He put this part in caps, all caps. I'll never hate on my invention, talking about Glorillo. She wouldn't be who she is without me. I introduced a mic to the family. Why would I give y'all anything? I wouldn't give y'all a picture. - Yeah. - Whatever, why? - No, this whole story, I say, you know, I'm just gonna thank God once again that everybody and my family works. Every single one of them, niggas of working age works and they don't ask me for shit. When I give, I get to give really of my heart, right? They desire to have their own things. Nobody wants to live off of me. It's probably one of the greatest privileges of my life, that niggas are not hitting me up because I mean, first of all, you gon' get y'all feeling hurt. Asking me for a significant amount of money over and over again, yeah, you gon' get y'all feeling hurt. But this whole thing, I saw that the cousin had posted some screenshots talking, yeah. Well, she was defending Glowsay and you know, you, the, I didn't know her name was Victoria, I've been calling her bro Rilla. That, you know, like bro Rilla, lie. - But she go by Scarface, of course. But basically the cousin was like showing screenshots of every time this girl's birthday come around. She texts their head cause love, you send me a cash tag, you know, like doing shit like that. And I do that same thing for like my little cousins and stuff. Like I send money on birthdays, Christmas shit like that. But what do y'all expect her to do when you are in your 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, fully able-bodied and capable of working? Get a fucking job. - The moment that the mama and daddy were like, we straight, we help everybody. - So then this is about you. - We are not looking for anything else. The mama clearly said, I didn't want you to buy me a house. - Okay, then. - Cause I was, I didn't want a house right now and I travel with you a lot. So it wasn't even like, I didn't want to have a house. So I agree, it seems like maybe a couple of the siblings at least these two feel some type of way that she don't took off. And I guess they're just regular Memphis citizens that are related to. - And they all look alike. So I know you can't go nowhere without people being like, you can't neglect cause y'all do all look alike. Y'all got all that same face. So that might be annoying that you are just at the UPS store and people are constantly. Like, oh my God, why Glowrill is this the guy to job? But I can't imagine that I would be annoyed by that. - Explain to Niggas that when y'all Google, and Google AI tells you that Glowrill has a $2 million net worth. First of all, that's probably a lie. But secondly, even if it is true, net worth does not equal dollars in the bank. And even if it did, if she's constantly financing everybody, she knows she not gonna have a net worth of anything. How much actual cash she has on hand, I don't know, but like you, this young gentleman said, you can work. You can get a fucking job. - Oh, you can absolutely. Girl, there's, you know how much wood there must be to break down in there, man? (laughs) - Somebody hiring help if they barbecue shacks. Somebody hiring somewhere. - Absolutely, but there's something there. - Right, it's a home depot of lows near you that would love to see you come, you need to go install selling fans something, baby. Get you a job. - Girl. - Get you a job. - I'm just saying, like to your point, I have nine other siblings. - Yeah, it's not happening. - On top of how many presents? I can just be wheeling and dealing everywhere because-- - Y'all want $5,000 a month each or something. I don't have that. - What elementary school teachers is to tell us, if you have some candy, you need to have some for everybody. - Well, and that's why you had to, you had to pass it out later, not in the middle of class, same with these birthday party invitations. You can't bring them to school and not give ones to everybody, otherwise you're gonna have, like if you want to exclude people, you're gonna have to do that on your own time, but I don't know why you thought, like you're simply gonna have to work. (laughs) And I saw that somebody gave her $4,000, and then she turned around and bought a $3,200 chain. I said, "This is why you don't have shit." I saw a video of-- - I saw a Tory Lane stand her $25,000. 'Cause she went on TMZ and said $2,500 would make it right. - Okay, so again, that's-- - Which sound-- - At another sign that you just need a job, 'cause $2,500 is really not shit in the grand scheme of things, babe. - Oh, or maybe you shouldn't get a job yet because who knows what you're doing with your money? - Right, 'cause if you had $4,000, and then spent $3,200 on a chain, and then was talking about I got $500, you going on live, talking about you'll give away $500 to anybody who will roast this hoe, talking about your sister. - Wait, wait, wait. - You don't have $500 to do that with your sister. - So your dad, because your sister is giving away, is not giving the family away. - Right. - And simultaneously, you are offering strangers money, hundreds of it. - Hundreds of it was. - You don't have it to give, baby girl. I see why I don't nobody support you, 'cause the decisions you make financially are terrible. You came into a few little offers. - And your behavior is toxic and straight. - Right. I said, damn, well, this uh, I don't think this went the way you thought it was gonna go. (laughing) 'Cause all the comments I saw were like, "I also am not supporting 11 grown people." More than half of y'all-- - Especially if I don't like them and they don't like me. - Especially that. Mom and daddy cleared it up, said we not wanting for nothing, but pays mama rent every month. What the fuck else do I have to, I don't have shit to explain to you, Niggas. - And let me tell you what stood face said after that. She got in a car and she was like, I don't know why mama would say that. I'm just gonna have to clear this up, 'cause I don't even know why she would say that. And my daddy, nothing but a broke ass nigga with, can't even put, oh no, she said a broke ass trick. Can't even put a gas in his car. This was after. - Oh, the car that blowbub. - Her parents obviously. But the thing is, she never showed any actual text messages from the mama. The text was, she showed me what's her mama talking about cooking or something like that. And then she posted some other screenshot from a screen shot from a app I never heard of. That was like a completely different sentiment, which leads me to believe that that was not real. But what she also did on that live was leak her mama's phone number. - All right. Like I gotta show your numbers, you know? Yep, that's her number, right? That's her number. Bitch, we don't know. - Oh God, you see how family is so fucking embarrassing. - Girl. - Yuck, how gross. - It's giving, and you telling me that she, she got this amount of cash and used most of it to go to get a chain, screens. You are trying to follow behind your sister, keep up with your sister, you want to keep things. - And for what? - Yeah, and begging, I am begging you to just go and pilot a tractor somewhere. - You know what I'm saying, like. - Yeah, I'm, you gonna go get your CDL. (laughs) Go to bed, you drive a truck. But this is really ridiculous. - It's what fucking John Deere and hit the block. - Right, the block. - And if your daddy is a broke-ass trick who don't know, don't have enough money to fill up his gas tank or water, then maybe you got it from him. And maybe he-- - Why don't you give him a phone? - But I will just don't follow too far from the treaty. 'Cause wow, can't say it enough. Get a fucking job. - Bro, Pro Rill is just fantastic. - Yeah, the internet is really hell for that. It's really hell for that. And then-- - She should have claimed it. Just take it. - I would try to use it. That's fierce. - She might. I don't think she's above stunts and shows and tricks and ridiculousness to-- - What's the name trending? - I disagree. Because how the fuck your sister don't say how you stood and you had three abortions. And then belly dance, why she clearing you on Instagram live. Bitch, you from F is two. I know you got reads. You don't like, like, come up, get us with the laughs. - No, no, no, I think so. - Well, that is gonna be it in the name of Bro Rill, because that one almost killed me. So we're gonna wrap up the hot tops there. Take a break and come back. - We are back ladies, germs, and everyone around those. We're back with your letters. - Yes, yes we are. Send your questions to askthereetagmail.com. We may read them aloud on the show. We do have an update this week from Macy. If you remember, Macy emailed us last week about her time with her therapist ending soon and how to handle it. So she said, "Hey y'all, my time with my amazing therapist ended about a month and a half ago." And oddly enough, she popped up in my Facebook friend recommendations yesterday. So hearing you read the letter that I wrote put me squarely in my feelings because I still miss her dearly. During our last session, she affirmed me and highlighted some of the ways that I've grown during our time together. And we came up with a game plan for me to take a couple of months off before starting the search for a replacement. I already have a few consultations scheduled in the next few weeks and I'm looking forward to finding a good fit. In the meantime, I finally looped my PCP in on my anxiety diagnosis. And I'm also getting comfy in my new chapter as Alexa ProBaddy, y'all. - Thank you so much for taking the time to give your input. I appreciate you, Macy. Crystal, thank you for having Dr. Raquel on Crystal's couch. That episode was released right before my last session. And it really helped me put my thoughts and words together as our time drew to a close. Oh, Macy, I'm so glad that all of that was helpful for you. As you can tell, we're a couple months behind on this sandbox. It's just a lot of letters to-- - Right, I talked to it. But I'm glad it was helpful, babe. Good luck finding a new one. Okay. First letter this week is from Anisa, who says, "I've been in a relationship for a little over four months and things have been going great. Our only setback is that there is a two and a half hour drive between us, but we make it work by taking turns driving back and forth every week." Two weeks ago, my boyfriend was supposed to come to me, but he was having car issues. I volunteered to make the drive, but he insisted we wait. I reminded him that I had to attend a friend's wedding as well as a work trip immediately afterwards so we wouldn't be able to see each other for a couple of weeks and that I was fine with driving and would fly out of his city for my travels. He reluctantly accepted and I hopped in my car. When I got to his place, things were different. It was spotless, which is nice, but he had also replaced a lot of furniture. The weirdest part of all was that he suddenly had a cat. He assured me that he just wanted to-- - Did he? - He assured me that he just wanted to change and that he found the cat during the recent snowstorm. - This nigga got a cat in new furniture. - When I asked why he hadn't brought these things up, he said he wanted to see my reaction. I was a little suspicious, but I was mostly just so happy to see my man again. He kept us very busy for the three days I was there. Tickets to musicals, shows, nice meals, shopping, and other adventures. When I finally got in my car heading to the airport, I was exhausted. I was so tired that I thought I hallucinated seeing a mouse scurry across my passenger seat. But I sat up with one eye on the road and the other firmly fixated on a real live mouse in my fucking car. - Where's this going? - I quickly pulled over while screaming and crying. I opened all the doors to let the mouse out and people stared as they drove past while I ran around screaming. - Oh my god. - I finally got back in the car to see the mouse head left and that's when I noticed a hole in one of my suitcases. - Oh my world. - I immediately panicked because this suitcase held my bridesmaid stress and items for the wedding. I carefully opened the bag and immediately noticed several mouse droppings. There were no holes in the dress. However, that little fucker found a piece of carefully wrapped cake and oil and frosting seeped through the satin bag holding my dress and all over my wigs and makeup. I called my boyfriend and the first thing he said was you have to be better at keeping your car clean. - Girl, hell no. Girl, I would have hit the quickest you turn. I'm so sorry babe, I can't come. Listen to which I replied that that mouse wouldn't be in my car if they weren't first in his house. He seemed offended by this but to me it all started to add up. The house being so clean, new furniture, keeping me out the house and the cat. I was able to make my flight and immediately had to find dry cleaners for my dress the day before the wedding and he was very unhelpful during this time. He continues to deny his involvement and even blamed me for trying to see him and squeeze in travels at the same time, resulting in me experiencing a series of unfortunate events. We have yet to see each other again. Every time we talk we argue, I know this is a stupid argument but I feel ghastly and unsupported. Is there any way we can mend our relationship? Love you both, Anisa. (laughing) Oh man. (laughing) You know, sometimes when they end it with like, is there any way to fix the relationship? I feel disrespected. I feel like sometimes I feel like, like who do you think we are? Why do you want? Like you obviously want to hear from these two brash fags that you shouldn't like be with this, like maybe it sticks. You know what I'm gonna say? Sometimes you have to hear from people you don't know or people don't know you. - Anisa. - I caught it within seconds of you describing there. (laughing) You feel like you were ghastly and unsupported because both of those things were taking fucking plates. - Yeah. Yes. - Okay. For those of you who have been around for a while, you'll remember the mouse era of my. Oh my God. The way I forgot about that until just now, you. (laughing) - So if you do remember, you will understand that I have a particular sensitivity when it comes to. - Yeah, you do. - And especially their placement in my things or my. - Oh, yeah. - I believe that mice should be outside or just cleverly tucked away in a wall, like Jerry, where they only come out when I'm sleep, to take a piece of cheese and I never see it, I mean yeah. - Heck, I want my mouse to be stealthy. Like I don't know they're there, I don't hear them, they have a little bed in the wall where they go to sleep and then that's there. - Yeah. - So let's just start with lie one. Oh, my car is fucked up, so I can't come to you. The car has my center. All right, cool, I'll come to you then. No, no, it's fine, don't come. I gotta pee, he's mice in the home that you want to live still. You go anyway, instead of just being like, I gotta call the exterminator first. He's like, you're a shirt, drive two and one half of God's living hours to my right infested residence. Lay up with me, watch these games that you don't give a fuck about. Watch me fall asleep to sisters. All the while, the mice that I know are in here have accosted, bombarded and infiltrated your belongings and then they shit, and then they shit all over your things, your wigs, your makeup. They're just, they're just knowing it, your little highlighter and your fucking fancy beauty and all this other goddamn shit. And you don't even, this ain't going to even say nothing to you. You in the car, the mice hop out. Oh, where are we going? Let me write a passenger. What? Now there's a hole in your luck is shit in your belongings. Cake over your dress and this nigga is lying. Oh, you gotta be cleaner. Bitch, are you okay? Are you dizzy? Did you reach out yet? I've never had a god damn mice in my life. All of a sudden, I come to get you with you for three days. Ever you've seen to be wildered and flimaxed. And now I have a mouse problem. Are, are you okay? Oh well, you don't want to one of those young wolves here. How do you mend the relationship? And he said, you fucking don't. Are you cool? Are you okay? Why do you don't want us to yell at you? This man placed mice into your things and they shit on them. And then you had to find last minute. Last minute, you spent the gas to this fuck nigga's house. You spent the gas to the airport. In fact, in fact, you situated the schedule so that you could just go from the house to the airport. That's how bad you want to see this lion ass fuck nigga. Then you continue to fucking lie to you on the way to the dry cleaning that you have to pay for you not much fucking dry cleaning costs. I do, especially for formal gowns like that. That's exactly it. And you know what I have to have done that right? It's the day before the fucking wedding. So it's even more meant when meant what? You need to have him pay to mend your suitcase. Yeah. Yeah. I'm finished. I just, I don't, I'm still like Anisa, I do agree with you. Mike. My. (laughing) Droppings. Droppings. Yeah. The whole, you need to keep your car cleaner would have sent me over the fucking edge nigga. (laughing) Because it wasn't no mice feasting in my suitcase on the wedding house, right? Flames on the size of my face. Street grieving burning. I think once I saw that, too. I would have had to pull over. Yeah, I'm gonna actually have to block you. (laughing) I actually don't, don't. Dad asks. (laughing) It's like so for real. And I think, you know, it's possible that your boyfriend is just so ashamed that he had mice that he just couldn't stay. I would have been, yeah. But, turning it around and putting it on you is the worst possible way to handle that. Insane. Insane. First of all, short. You know, I understand people being embarrassed if they have a past problem. Yeah. But people have past problems. They do. It happens. Exterminators are in business for a reason. Past exists. All you would have to say is like, I need to call like exterminator. I want you up here when it looks like. Yes. We just gonna do break up with you. Right, in fact, I would have appreciated that so much. Yes. I would have taken a video of the house and been like, baby, I found mice. Look, I had to get brand new furniture. I got a cat now, meet Waldo. Like, I can't have you coming up here right now. I'm so sorry. I'll wait until the exterminator comes and then you could come visit. I would have, I think Anisa would have been like, oh my God, thank you for telling me 'cause if it had been a mouse, in my suitcase, oh my God. What if it had ruined my dress? I would have lost my mind like. Hit you when I get back. You can't. Anisa probably would have checked in. - How's the mouse been like? - Like, this just didn't have to be like this. The fact that he turned around-- - And like he said, then he turned it around on you to make it even worse. - And even now, he still is denying it and trying to blame you for being like, well, that's why you shouldn't have came down here to see me before you was traveling like, okay, Nigger. All right, all right. So, y'all have been together for four months. Gone in leave. Just leave. - Yeah. - Don't mend shit. Ain't no couples counseling for this. A Nigger that will lie to you like that and stand 10 toes down on the lie and try to put it on you. It's really trying to make you believe that somehow this is your fault. You have to-- This relationship is over, Anisa. It ain't no way. - Like I said, the card is, you know, down with fuck niggas season. So, you know, start picking out your summer outfits now and get ready to throw ass. This is ridiculous. - We barely talked about it. - You're locked in right after the cleaning your hot thing. I would have as soon as I touch it down, I would have shipped this nigga my straps. I'm like, locked in on everything and just the pettiest thing that I could think of. You got me to say that. I'd been sending them little traps and shit to his bucket. right? If you had called him about the mouth thing and he said, babe, I'm so sorry. I was so embarrassed. I was praying that this wouldn't affect you. Let me replace your suitcase. Let me pay to have the dress cleaned. Let me just like that would have been better even since he couldn't be honest upfront. When he was confronted about it, he was honest and did his best to repair it. This nugget is still trying to put it on you, girl. It ain't nothing to save here. Insane. Fucked up. Leave him. It's not even just like, oh, there was a mouse in my car. Yikes. It's like a mouse was in my car and I only saw it after I saw that it destroyed my friends and both of these things took place because of you. You had numerous opportunities to tell me what was going on and then you had a number of them as crystals just to make up for it. You said you had to go through the dry cleaning and all that stuff and he was being unsupportive. What? He don't get to do that. Because this is fun. I feel like this is taking a small plane screw. It's really good. It'd be like your honor. This nugget got a cat and and then told me it was just because he found it during the snow storm. No, you found a mouse and said, I need a cat. No, and where there is one mouse, there are hella others. And that is why you had to replace all of your furniture because them niggas ate chewed. They way right through it. Yuck. Oh, then you had an infestation. That's what it sounds like babe. Yuck. Three days and they fucked my shit up like this. You could have just told me the truth. God, and now we can't be together no more because you couldn't tell the truth in the beginning and then when you were called out on it, you tripled down on on your lie and put it on me. You didn't even say babe, but maybe those are Cinderella's mice and they thought they were building you a dress and instead they messed it up like he didn't even he made it your fault. He said, you know you got Taco Bell in that car. That's up there with it was a compilation. Babe, I wasn't watching my ex porn if she was just in a compilation of nut videos. Yeah, fuck this nigga and he's a good luck finding another one forever. Yeah, it's please update. Try the fuck out of you. All right, our next letter comes from Marco who says hi, Chris Link, if you're my ex told me he didn't want us to have sex anymore and I agreed. I don't know how it goes. Larry said it. One day we were hanging out doing yoga, watching movies, nothing too scandalous. I was being respectful even though my inner goblin was doing back flips. Later that night, he made a comment about how he used to stretch me like like them yoga poses when we used to hook up. Okay, so that's now okay. That one tiny sentence flipped a switch and suddenly my brain said, you know what? Let's be unserious today. I flirted back and then we agreed to hook up later in the week. So y'all went from I don't want to have sex anymore to let's fuck later this. Because of a yoga process, the gaze, you know, fast forward to the main event, sex happens. Afterward, he reveals these rules that he conveniently did not tell me beforehand because he already knew I would say no. One of the rules was that he wants to sleep with other people too but will still sleep with me. He said he'd use protection with others but go raw with me and I did not like that at all. I don't share will. I am not a community garden. What hurt wasn't just the rules. It was the strategy. He admitted he hid the rules because he knew it would change my answer and that made me feel plate. I told him I needed space. He later sent me a voice message crying about how he ruined our friendship and how this was his fault. I forgave him for hiding the rules but the vibe was on life support. We tried talking again but our energy was way off. On top of that, he's about to get super busy with work and he still wants the freedom to hook up with other people. I realized I'd be sitting around wanting him while he's out living his best life and that would slowly turn me into a main character in some tragic gay indie film. So I told him I was gonna say Tyler Perry but he died. So I told him we should just be platonic friends and not fuck around anymore. Did I do the emotionally mature thing in this situation or am I just a horny, dramatic little Mexican who hates to share and Mrs. Good. Please advise before I text this man something I'll regret with love and theatrix Marco. Love it. Um, it was last last year. Oh, it was, um, Marcos had, was he emotionally mature? Did he do the mature thing? Yes. Or he's just funny and dramatic. In saying that you want to just be platonic friends? I mean, I guess or maybe with the way you handled the whole situation. I don't know. I don't know what that if that has anything to do with your my shirt. I don't know. This sounds just like a very like complicated tide up but also manipulative. Yeah. A set of scenarios and situations. Um, and it first of all, I was very, I didn't take that first sentence while or correctly. I thought you meant that he said that you shouldn't have sex anymore and you agreed that you should have sex. That is rather than like, I agreed with it. Like, I thought that you meant like, oh, yeah, I also don't want to. Oh, I'm glad that we agree. I get, yeah, halfway through I was like, oh, okay. Um, yeah, I think it is weird to be like, to do this shit with someone's emotions and feelings where it's like, I'm going to open the gate and let you get closer. I'm going to shut the gate again. Oh, you got to be quicker than that. Like, it's just like bitch, you don't want to fuck and then you're telling me, oh, I want to stretch you out. And then you're like, ooh, but I want to fuck other people, but I'm not going to tail you because girl, if you don't go find somebody else to go or fuck around with. It's Karate's fuck, fuck these niggas season. And I'm getting my kooji cutters ready for the scene. Like, that's, that's gross. And I think to be honest with you, I wouldn't even want to be a ton of friends. I wouldn't even be one of you. I mean, I wouldn't desire to like hate this person. I wouldn't even expect to never speak to him again if we did not be fine with it. But, um, yeah, I wouldn't even continue speaking to him to be honest with you. I would, at the very least, be taking an extended break from conversation, um, connection, anything like that because it is clear that you have feelings that are deeper than sex. You even agreed not to, but still what have you. Um, and it's clear that he knows that and he's still kind of pushing and pulling and playing around with you and making rules, but then having hidden rules like he had Starbucks menu. Bitch, don't play with somebody else. Like, if I got time for that. And there's way too many new because out of here, this whole rules thing, um, it's not hard. Then I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you my fourth grade teacher? There's no rules. We're not together. And rule is the wrong word to use anyway. Like that. Thank you. Rules are something that like a person in power establishes that you have to follow. That's not. Yeah. That was the, that was the wrong word in your right. Uh, now I assume that y'all were just going to fuck around this one time and then stop, but that was a foolish assumption on my part. Y'all clearly were talking about even though you said you didn't want to have sex no more like y'all agreed on that. Y'all immediately reneged on that. It said actually let's do it again. And so I guess you all were planning to restart your sexual relationship without being in without being together. And I usually will advise people to not do that, especially in the case of like this X. I think it works better if y'all were never in a romantic relationship and y'all are just fuck buddies, but this whole we used today, but now we trying to be friends, but we still sleeping together, girl, stop deluding yourself. No, it's not what you want or he want or whatever. Like somebody's feelings always get hurt in these situations. So, um, I think telling him, I think that the, this was a good idea to say, you know, we can just be platonic friends, but I also think it's fine to say that and then not actually reach out and try to be friends. I think you have feelings for him. You said, I mean, the fact that you didn't want to have a sexual relationship knowing that he was also going to sleep with other people lets me know that you have feelings for him. So I'm not a community right like what do you mean because I honestly, if the sex is that good, I would have been fine with you fucking other people as long as, look, you like nine to five on the week here, you know, I know that's, I would have been fine with that, but you, I think you very obviously still have a thing for this man and so it's probably for the best that y'all just cut it off here and you cut your losses and go your separate ways, but yeah, this is, I don't know, gay mess, just the sort of thing that our people do, hiding, hiding the whole rule thing is really throwing me off, 'cause like, how do you think, we snuggling after we just fucked and now you like, oh, by the way, I do want to fuck other people, but I'll use condoms with them. Yeah, rule one, girl, rule two, I dick is still returning to normal and here you go, what? And right, the fact that he hid it until after y'all had sex, like you said, he knew you was gonna have an issue with it, but he still wanted some ass or whatever. That's very fucked up. That's very manipulative to deliberately withhold information so that you can get something for your own benefit. That's very manipulative. So I don't even think you should be prioritizing this person as somebody who is a friend, like, I think it's time to cut him loose completely, move on, you can find friends that don't act like this, so. - At least you ain't gonna ask how are we supposed to mend it? (laughs) - Yeah. - Me, so I'm looking at you. (laughs) - And you're droppings. - Look, it's poor, and he says she's like, it's been going great, the only problem is the distance, but no. - It's he's a mouse-infested lion in his footwork. - The lion, that's fucked, boy, for me, 'cause it just didn't have to be that way, but yeah, good luck, Marco, with moving on and finding new friends and new people to fuck with. I know you can do it. All right, guys, that is going to wrap up the letters this week. Again, if you have a question for us, send it to [email protected]. We'll be right back. - We are back folks. Isn't that time for the read? I will start because I genuinely believe that things will be great. - Every week. - I don't really have too much to say to these dumbass, why people, I'm gonna start with Kid Rock, who said that Jay-Z is a DEO for-- - Oh, man. - I missed that. No, he didn't. Let me go for this. No, he didn't. No, he did not. No, no. - I respect him for his hustling his music, but it seems like there's a little bit of DEI higher there going on. Black guys love Jay-Z. Black guys, what do you know who runs the NFL? It's not Black guys. Black guys are in the NFL, but they don't run. - I'm not that ignorant and I know a lot of us love Jay-Z not just Black guys, but in the league where you have this problem and seem like, oh, we'll bring him in. Listen, again, I'm not gonna do too much in a second. Jay-Z, first of all, Jay-Z can be a DEI or nowhere. It literally makes absolutely no sense. But regardless of what kind of hire he is to the NFL, you are cracker hire for turning point. You are a free based hire for Maga. Jay-Z has more qualifications compared to shit like this than you or any other cracker you could have named could possibly, like, what, what I don't. - Only thing that you're qualified to do is holler and look like something off a breaking thing. - The idea that the NFL wanted more Black men to watch the Super Bowl is ridiculous. Black men are already watching the fuck out of the Super Bowl that they needed Jay-Z to what? Now, do I think this was a, y'all shut up with all that Colin Kaepernick take a knee thing? Yes, but the suggestion that he is a DEI hire, like, he was just thrown in there. Like, he's just some random nigga instead of Jay-Fucking's girl. And this is coming from Ken Brock. - Okay, all right. - Meanwhile, you look like the butler off a scary movie too. - Bye. - Performing at the fucking turning points, the halftime, whatever the fuck show, meet that everybody. - Oh, God, he does. - So you can get in the bin along with Jake Paul. Now, this might be the first time I've ever talked about you or you've ever been in a read because I really just try to pay you no mind, even though you have somehow finagled a position in the sport I watch. I don't need you to ever talk about politics again, is giving, well, first, okay. Jake Paul recently said that if you don't like ice, you don't agree with ice, then don't call 911. - Personally, Jake, I'm going to give you a bit of a new slash here. Now, one one has absolutely nothing to do with ice or enforcing immigration, dispatching anything to those fucking idiots. 911 is an emergency service. It is a dispatch service for emergencies. People bleeding out inside of the road. Oh, there's a prowler in my home. Emergencies. In fact, if you call 911 in most places and be like, I think there's an illegal down the street, they're probably to have this. - Most places. - So I don't know how much they offered you to say this dumb ass shit. They're like, okay, you're a famous white. Come on down. We got Nicki Minaj eating cookies in the back. Just, you know, we'll write you the check. But then they didn't give you a prompt of anything to say. It was just like freestyle. 'Cause that didn't make no goddamn sense. Don't call 911 if you don't like ice. - What are you talking about? - The same Jake Paul that lives in Puerto Rico. - All right. - What are you talking about, nigga? - What? (laughing) - I thought you was gonna talk about that fake American shit. When he called Bad Bunny a fake American. - Oh, I don't know. - Like, you live in Puerto Rico though. Which is real colonized America. It's a real colony of ours. - This makes me even, I was already happy to see age. I couldn't like crack your shit. Anthony Joshua was running a laps around your ugly ass. And it was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my life. And so this just kind of subments it. I hope you be showing it, isn't it? Haring nobody else for that matter. But next time that you say some like mega thing, get one of, do like the podcast and the YouTube do. Tell them to send you a prompt, say this, don't say that. And you know, here you can just use some wiggle room. 9-1-1, if you don't like ice, don't call 911. That's like somebody say, if you don't like the police, don't eat donuts. What the fuck does it have to do with anything, bitch? Ice is not fucking dumb ass. You and this other bitch get in a bin. And I got something for all of you. I'm awake this year, bitch. - I'm okay, so I'm joking. - Well, so did you see the video that the White House posted with the Obama's as monkeys? - Oh my God. - Maybe my brain tried to forget it. That would be-- - I can't believe how much shit happened this week. I said, now I really don't have standards for this administration. I know these are the worst people in the world and they'll do fucking anything. But this is low even for you, Niggas. They deleted it after like 12 hours. They had, they'd number one, Koon, Tim Scott, talking about how this is so racist. And I hope it was actually surprising that there were Republicans saying that the White House should delete this and apologize. It was so blatantly-- - It's right. And it's the first part of the video is a bunch of lies and conspiracy theories about election tampering back in 2020, which bitch, you're back in office. Like, what do you want? And then the very end of it being this clip of the Obama's being monkeys. And so there was a press conference or whatever. Trump was talking to the press on Air Force One. And of course they asked him about it. And he was like, I mean, I looked at the video, I didn't watch the whole thing, you know, there was some, we were talking about some election voter fraud that happened in Georgia back in 2020, which nobody talks about. Nobody's talking about the voter fraud, but I didn't watch the whole thing. So I just sent it along to the staffers and they posted it. So the one person was like, who is the staffer? Like name, name a name. Oh, you can't name a name because the staffer is Donald J. Trump. Donald J. Trump. - Call us coming for another house. - And so they asked, If he was going to apologize and he said no, I didn't make a mistake So you posted or you Authorized the posting of this video and Allegedly didn't watch the whole thing but didn't make a mistake. How can that be? Was it not a mistake to not watch the whole video? Because you also said, oh, a lot of people found that offensive and I would have to if I had seen it like, okay, all right So then did so then so then the mistake was not watching the whole video, right? The mistake was telling people to post something that you didn't actually something So you should apologize you're not gonna apologize because you did this deliberately Yes, you laughed it all didn't delete it for a very long well in internet time 12 hours is a long time to have some shit like that up Especially when it's the White House because y'all had thousands of comments talking about this like Y'all knew what it was you did it on purpose and they talk about oh, well Not much the whole thing. It's not a big deal. Talk about the voter fraud girl You bitches are really full of it and I just couldn't believe that like Stooping to that level for what like this like what you want to troll the country You just want to get people all up in arms and have them be mad knowing that it ain't shit anybody can really do about it And the people who do have the power not gonna do shit about it. Okay, bitch speaking of bitches Chris Brown got on Instagram after Benito bowl Boy Another one I got on Instagram and posted to his stories after the Super Bowl had time showing said I think it's safe to say they need me With a smirk emoji Not just have to say Christopher. We absolutely do not We really don't first of all that performance was good. It was a great show It was what do you mean they need you if nobody thought it was boring for nobody thought it sucked Nobody thought it was wack it didn't flop. It's the most viewed Super Bowl half-time show of all time It was great bitch. They need you to do what come and do some backflips start sweating like a fucking co-cat Parking lot pepin do they need you at the wetsoles? Oh, you're gonna do a door dash ad Need you to do what even without Jay Z standing in the way of you being the Super Bowl half-time performer Christopher, I think you perhaps do not understand that you are what's known as a liability and Most companies are not going to touch you because of all the risks that come along with being associated with you to this day You are not accountable for your shit and that is reflected in the way you acted after this half-time show Nobody needed you to post this and then afterwards he was like oh, I just love pissing y'all off I love I ain't gonna lie. I just love when I piss y'all off with the crying laughing emoji like girl Why So you're a trump you're just posting shit to get under people's skin and make them annoyed Oh my god real unions it. You got the girl. Get the job. Yeah Like no, you're not going to get the part and that's just what it is and Saying that after that incredible performance made zero sense It wasn't like it was just it's not like kid rock did a show and then he was like oh y'all need me Okay, I would let you slide on that because I I'm sure you could put on a better show than Chris Rock, but that was excellent Chris rock we actually don't need you doing that double-mit-gum song that you can't do with the strobe lights and Not knew what's up double-mit-gum song. You already know That song was It was a good song even though it was pursuing next up on my list of bitches Cory Holcomb Girl Step up if you remember a month or two ago Cory Holcomb this whole comb however you say y'all know country This video came out of him punching another comedian Christina Payne in the face outside of a comedy club He had previously denied it But you know video will tell the truth when niggas won't and he got on his podcast He has a podcast called 5150 and I'm like as in the Psychiatric mold as in the grippy socks. Hey, what are you talking about? Like it involuntarily if 51 for like what he I don't know what that means. I don't know what his context is for that, but There's this minute-and-a-half clip from this episode where he talks about how TMZ has ruined his life and They they they got him good with this one. You got me TMZ. Oh, good. I'm Fina being in the poverty line. I'm finna be on food stamps and Apparently when this video came out he lost a lot of bookings people have stopped calling The jobs have dropped in a bunch of woman in the face and in the video of course There's no sound you can see the two of them. There's a big crowd of people first of all You can see that there's some sort of verbal application going, but then he steps up and then just fucking socks her and then niggas jump in you know and it goes the way it goes, but This whole thing about well, you know people been saying shit about me for a long time, but what's TMZ post the video then you know what's done is done and You niggas talking about me is one thing, but TMZ posting a video as a whole nothing. That's that's totally different and you know Now I don't know what I'm gonna do to the jobs is drying up in his TMZ's fault TMZ didn't punch that lady in the face bitch. You did that Like are you fucking okay? You're not it's it's actually something wrong with you for you to be 57 years old And still incapable of taking responsibility for your own fucking actions. You hit that woman You lied about it. The video coming out. That's not TMZ's fault It's your fault because there wouldn't be a video had you not punched her And I'm sure you publicly lying about it. He didn't get nothing but the footage But you did it. It wouldn't be nothing to show if you had not fucking punched her and then you lied about it, right? Assuming that this shit would never come out. I'm very glad it did. I mean, I never cared about him in the first fucking place Not to hear that his bookings have dried up good. You're gonna be in line down to the welfare good good Because that's what you get for punching that girl For what? I was so A guest Yeah, I like I watched it be you know, I was like this He is like you know, he'd like he got he does I'm proud of people because you just gonna go up and still on a girl in her face, really? And then lie about it and then the truth comes out and you're like, well, it's all y'all's fault Be broke good and it's your fault. You're the dumb bitch who did that to you We TMZ and the fans and the people who booked you and then said oh never mind you crazy bitch That's nobody's fault, but you're own Again, you're pushing 60 maybe learn to keep your fucking hands to yourself Last but not least Y'all with these dogs oh Boy bringing dogs into the grocery store Wow You know what motivated this is that I've seen white people do it many times and I just The the city has a website where you could take pictures of people with they dogs in the store submit a complaint And then they will go find the store because the store is supposed to stop them from letting these people in oh Because I'm disgusted now y'all know I have my dog I love Laney as if I gave birth to her my damn self, but there she does not go places where dogs are not allowed Because dogs are not allowed But I saw a black woman do it the other day. I said oh I'm fed the fuck up because why am I over here? No, because why am I over here picking out green onions and rude of bagas and shit and then here come your dogs sniffing along the goddamn produce I Have never taken a link into a And I do not understand it and I do not understand it. Why why do you bring I've never even taken her inside a restaurant I take dogs into food service establishments because never don't never done it. I'm there The one and only place I smuggled Laney was to your show and in my defense I thought she was allowed because they didn't sell food You didn't fake that I thought she was allowed because they didn't sell food. They were like, okay, no, don't do that again, and I guess what I have not done since - Laney was also the size that you could have tucked right in. - And she was in my bris here. Laney was three pounds at that point. Nobody even knew she was there sitting there, shilling because she was under my bosom asleep. She did not give it, she, so you know, but that's bad enough, okay? Like I was wrong, my bad. Sure, however, food service establishments, you know you cannot bring your fucking dog in here. The grocery store got big ass signs, no pets, service animals only. And what do you raggedy bitches do? Bring your nasty ass dogs in here anyway, why? Take that nigga home. I understand, sometimes you walk in the dog and you're like, oh my God, I'm finna cook dinner. I just need to run in here and get an onion. I need to go some eggs, low above. I get that, but you know what? Sometimes you have to be inconvenienced. You have a dog, and so you are inconvenienced. - Yes, that comes with happening. - Just like kids or any other responsibility. Sometimes you're gonna be put out. Sometimes you have to go out of your way that is the choice that you made when you decided to take on this responsibility. Take that goddamn dog home. Why is this nigga sniffing all around the deli and they custom slices of cheese and they are too small cupcakes and shit? - And my grocery store is literally two blocks away from here. And there have been times where I'm walking link and I'm like, I need to go to the grocery store. I just grow. You're going home. - I walk her the other day. - You're going home and then I'm going out. - And then I go to the grocery store. - And it is a pain in the ass, especially when the wind chill is negative five degrees. Yes it is. - Take that back. - I understand. And at the same time, lady, who I could probably smuggle in a store for real under my coat. I still don't take her because that's nasty. - If you have a selfie, you sit here. - Oh yeah. I don't wanna have a zipper please. She's, you're in there. I'm leaving you a little home for some air and that's it. But I don't do that trifling shit. Leave your goddamn dog in hope and pick up the shit on the sidewalk. (sighs) - Let me tell you something. Shit on the sidewalk is just so, it is just so egregious. It's so low for so many reasons. But shit on the sidewalk in New York is a different kind of beast because it is either for reasing and so it is now a shit rock. Or it is baking. And so it's a shit. - Now you just smell shit for three blocks. Just get the, you said this already. - It's so gross. - If you have a dog. - No, if you do not want to handle shit. - Don't get a dog. - Do not get a dog. - It's part of the job. - It is part of it. Pick up the poop. - Or train the dog to go inside and then you can just collect them little puppy pads and throw them away. But even way you have to dispose of shit. Pick it up. The snow and ice being everywhere is making the poop that y'all don't pick up. That much more visible. And I'm discussed as somebody who does clean up after her dog, I'm discussed it by y'all. I don't know. And I've seen all races of people do it. So I can't say niggas or anybody else. I have seen all of you act like this with your animals and I don't fucking get it. Clean up after your goddamn dog and leave it out of places where it is not allowed to be. You got this nasty ass mutton here around the fucking carrots with a sweater on talking about my mommy made me wear it. Bitch, your mommy needs, oh it's got the months fall. You're right. But I'm still fucking annoyed. I'm irritated and I mean, and I'm taking a picture and I'm reporting the story. And I know that employees are like, I do not. Well, how the fuck do I have to stand at the door and turn you bitches away? Like you can't read the fucking sign that says your dog is not allowed to be in here. They got two, three big ass signs at the front of the grocery store. No dogs, no animals, service animals only. And y'all walk right past that like you cannot read and bring your fucking mutts in anyway. So now the story's getting in trouble because them employees don't make enough to sit here and police the fuck out of y'all and y'all don't give a damn about the rest of us. Oh my God, it is so true. So now I gotta tell 4-1-1, it's dogs in the fucking grocery store and maybe some fines for this. Eatin' sheens it's out of bed. 'Cause maybe y'all need some fines to actually start enforcing the rules but that's how disgusted and fed up I am with this bullshit. Leave the fucking dog out. I really see those signs. I barely see those signs because it's just in me to be like, oh no. I don't need, I don't need for a dog. I know she's not allowed. She's not a service dog. I'm not gonna pretend she is. This bitch, the way she'll forward roll and get on her and get on her back and expose her belly to anybody who looks at her service. Oh no, you can tell she don't have a job. Like I don't understand why. This bitch don't have a job. She's been tell she don't. She not trying to do a damn thing but ask for love. She's thirsty for y'all's attention. She wants it bad. Oh baby, the way Lany will just roll over pussy out to the world and anybody, just anybody. Please come rub this belly. It's not exclusive. Yes it is me, I'm Lany. So pretty, right? These aren't. They're so cute. But every time I sit to the poop thing, every time I walk in my dog, especially on my block and I'll see, 'cause there's like a park nearby. So like a lot of people are walking there. Every time I see somebody on the street who dog poop and they keep walking, I've been wanting so bad. It's my job. It's a little joke, Clark. Pick it up. You're picking up. Pick it up. Do you need a bag? Why? Do you want one of my bags, but pick this up? I have. Pick it up. The world doesn't belong to you. This isn't your private sidewalk. When you get a house with a yard, your dog can shit in your yard and you don't have to pick it up as much as you want to, 'cause that's your private land that the rest of us don't get to be on. But the sidewalk belongs to everybody. And New York, we need the sidewalk. Everybody is in the fucking sidewalk constantly. Okay, we walk here. Pick up after your fucking dog or don't have one. Especially given the fact that you have icebergs that have narrowed down the fucking sidewalk in place. So you don't even have to put that much space. And then your dog's steaming pile of shit is right here in the middle of the limited space we have. Pick it up. Only one thing on the block. Crazy bitch. Pick it up. Right now, that is just violent. Like I don't get it. I'm just going to discuss it. I don't get it. Do you think you fertilized in the block? What the fuck is wrong with you? It's a rule that people have to pick up their dog's shit just because the city wanted to get on your nerves. Or do you think it's a matter of public fucking hell? Like you thought the city said, oh yeah, you, Karissa, you in particular, we want to piss you off. So we'll make a law that says you have to pick up your dog's shit. It's disgusting. We already have a rat problem. We don't need nothing to entice the rats. Pick it up. Not to mention, I've said this for like other dogs will pass by some shit and be and it's like their text. Oh yeah, see what's Mike talking about. Laney want to see what's in the downloads. And thankfully now that she's gotten older, she will kind of look at poop as we walk by and be like, oh no, no, thank you. But it's oh, she's fully locked into piss. She's reading the p-mail. Oh, she's downloading the PDFs. So is she doing the thing where it's just like, you can't even get through one block. Oh, we, our walks, the walks, we go outside for laying these on this is her exposure to the world. She don't get to go outside if I don't take her outside. So I'm, I'm patient with her, especially now that the temperature is a nice warm 30 degrees. We can go outside for a long time when it was zero degrees. No, we go outside to pee and then we go and write back up stairs. But she gets through most of the time. Take her time on these walks because I get that this is her time. But yes, she's fully upset. We can't go more than a few steps without her stopping to investigate somebody's urinary activity. Yeah. Younger length was the same thing. Like when I first got hurt, a lot of those walks were sniff walks because outside of smelling pee, I've just-- It's fine for her. I've always assumed that it's like, oh, let me get used to the get familiar with the environment and things. And then after a while, the walks were less sniffs and less sniffs, more as we would-- Oh, I know where we going. And I know we're going to turn right here. And then we going to go over there so on and so far. When I moved, it was a similar thing. So you know, she had to do a lot of sniffing like, we're not a new neighbor there. What the fuck is this? And now she just will like, all right, yet we're going to go-- No, hurry up. Why are you not walking fast? So, yeah. Pick up the clip. Don't take the dogs into poop. Just take the goddamn dog home. It shouldn't even need to be set. Take it home. Just take the puppy at the boat. They do not want you to bring that dog in there while you order in your fucking turkey bacon egg and cheese. Leave the nigger at home. No. And let me tell you something that like, dogs love more than the scent of the chrysanthemum. Wide, open space. Like, they would rather be out at the park or somewhere where they can run around way more than smelling like potato chips and greens and cookies and shit. (sighs) - So. - They could smell that shit at the house. - As someone who's deeply attached to her dog, leave that nigga at home. - It's just this, yes. (laughs) - Link is my child, I love this girl. I am obsessed with her. And she is still a young black American queen. And with that comes standards. - Right. - And some shit, we just do not pick up the phone. We do not put up the phone. - It's devastating to see a black woman have her dog in the garage. She starts, oh, this is really just. - Last night when I was on her phone on FaceTime when she came and pinched her. Did me and I told her to move it. Then she was like, she was like fussing around at the side of the bed just trying to get my attention. I said, girl, if you don't go find somewhere to go sit down. And she knows she did, hopped up on the bed and she sat her as there. And I jumped back up and I was like, I'm sorry, I gotta talk to her. - Sometimes, 'cause she is Lenny got up on the arm of the couch. And then was looking at me like I needed to come get her down. And I'm like, you got your black ass up there. Now get down. - She ate your max. (laughs) - I said, I said, get your ass down. And then she sat down. I said, no, not sit down. Get down. Get your ass down. And then she gon' very slowly walk off. I'm like, you bitch, you are playing with me. You are playing. But, you know, that's fine, maybe I love her. But she don't go in the. - Yeah, she's still young. - I go to dinner with my friends. I don't bring my fucking dog. What's wrong with y'all? - It's so easy. - Oh, okay. - It's so easy. Even the summertime we outside, you know, when it'd be like out on the, the sidewalk whenever when they open up the streets and shit. Even that. - Well. - Would they be having like the dog on a leash under the table? I don't even, I, that's not airing back. - 'Cause you're allowed to do that. That is, that's never because you're not inside of a restaurant. Also, I am still prone to leave ladies at home. Like, bring her out for what? She's gonna want fries. She's gonna beg somebody to drop something down that she can't eat. And her poops are gonna be messed up for two days. Like, no, I'm not doing that. I'm leaving her at home. She wants to sleep. Dog sleep like 17, 18 hours a day if you let them. If you let them. If you don't dress them up and take them outside places, they have no fucking business being. Leave the dog at home. Especially when it is simply not allowed. She's just not allowed. - That'd be up at seven. She run around like, she run around like, she carry like, he's like, I'm talking about she will, if she, when she goes to like, stay here to see her home, he's gonna shit. And they drop her back off. I take the leash off of her. And it's just like, she sits still and the moment the leash comes off, it's brisk down the hallway. Took nowhere. I follow her. I put the leash down to come in and she's just wagging her tail looking at me. Like bitch A, U, B. - Oh, where? - Why are you so excited? - They don't mind. - They really is. But she's hype until like nine p.m. or so, she's liking to me like, we'll grow them. - And like, you won't go to bed unless I go to bed. I try to stay up late the other day. - Right. - To get her to go to bed without me. And she just laid down at my feet and was like, I'll just sleep right here. We going to bed together. I'm like, all right, nigga. But yeah. - That will show age out of that life as well. Because Link give me about four or five times, maybe three. And she's like, all right, I'm going to. - I know, I'm trying not to rush these days where she still acts on like a puppy because I know I'm going to miss him, but they are challenging to say the least at times. But you know, I still just don't take her where legally she cannot be. And I feel like that's honestly the bare minimum. - I feel like it's right, yeah. - Because you're not gonna have. - Oh, lead 'em fucking dogs at home. And that will wrap up this week's episode of The Read. Find us on social media at this is The Read. Our website is thisistheread.com. Thank you so much, Jamila Bell, for being on this week's episode of Crystalscouch. You can find all the episodes in our Patreon at Crystalscouch.com. Thank you so much to Apple Podcasts for the feature. It means a lot to me and my little show where I'm just doing my best to help out in my own little way. - Yeah, what about you, Kifier? Any news from you this week? - Nothing I would like to disclose, I would like. Fusegoatskifiery.com as well as Patreon.com/Kifiery. For more information, our new February playlist just went up on Patreon. So you can go over there and if you're very kind, I'll show you my birthday. (laughing) - I love the word "brest" if you haven't noticed and I think it's 'cause it ends and it's (scoffs) that can you say, "brest"? - There's nothing about it that, when you say it, it reminds me of Trixie Motel. I don't know why. (laughing) I'm not about to wait for the one who's, I guess I get it. - And my breasts. I had my breasts. - My huge breasts. - My breasts. - Your finger. - Winging in his face. (laughing) - That's so funny. - That's so funny. - That's so funny. - All right, wrap this shit up. (laughing) Take care of yourselves. We will see y'all hoes next week. (laughing) - Happy Black Fistory. (laughing)