The Syke Ward Podcast - Episode 18 - Life Update and Wardrobe Malfunctions

I'm always saying. Are we starting? I don't think excess sugar consumption during the holidays is really something you need to worry about. They say it makes you healthier, not less healthy. You know, I'm just thinking about for, we're rolling, right? We're good. I don't think so. I'm sorry, cutting you off. Are you wearing two different socks? Yeah. Okay. Let's get into this. Welcome back to the psych ward. We're going straight into this. In my laundry basket or socks, I have a bunch of that are two different ones that you're putting together. No, just like that. Someone else did that, not me. No, I took these from your laundry basket and they are two different. I didn't do that. Okay. Did you just take them from my laundry basket? Yeah. Okay. Because I put them back in there. I'm like, I'm going to talk about this. Because I got that thing perfect. I did all the laundry, got it perfect. And then I go in there and do two different. And I'm like, that's why even when our kids wear two different socks, I've been trying to say that. I like when you discover something that's wrong and then you leave it that way. Because how else will I remind you? It needs to. It needs to. It needs to. Oh, remind you. It needs to annoy me at least two or three times before. I like it. Welcome back everybody. We missed you. How long has it been? We don't even know what episode it's been. We don't even know how long it's been. I know. We just had some. You know what we do? We've been hustling. We've been doing a lot of things. It's a shocker. It's a shocker. Literally my mom, who's been on a nutrition train her whole life, who was like way before her time on tofu and tempi and carrot chips. And, anyways. And, anyways. And, anyways. And, anyways. And, anyways. I'm just like, I'm just like, my mom. But, I get all my wellness, whatever you want to say. Juju from my mom. Yeah. I'm bringing some of it to my mom and dad who care so deeply about longevity. My dad's not been well. Like, they're trying everything. Yeah. I'm proud to have my parents a couple times. They hate it. And, I say, followed up. And, my mom's like, wow. I just don't really like chickpeas. And, I don't mean to be that person. And, I was like, well, they all have chickpeas in them. So, I'll fuck off. Like, as somebody doesn't want to live in a hundred years old, mom, grab it, walk out their place. And, your dad's, your dad who lives with us is super into healthy eating now. Yeah. Which is a whole other hilarious thing. Because he doesn't care about any other aspect of his health, anyways. And, the first one I made for him, I was hyping it up and he goes, oh, is that a, is that a pasta salad? And, they go, no, it is hearing's bad. I go, no, there's no pasta. That's, they wouldn't be pasta. That's not the point. You're eating too much pasta. But what did he say to that person? And, then the next day he ate some of it and he goes, not a lot of pasta. He got somebody in all the pasta out of there. I'm laughing too hard to tell it. Not a lot of pasta left in there. I go, never was there. So bad. Oh, man. I made it with a passion. What interests me? Mr. Psych? Dense beans, though. Sorry, I asked. I thought you were going to call it with something like, oh, those girls that don't show their face with no bras that jump up and down. Because you poured those to me all the time. I do like those. Oh, shit. That's fine. I even think about that. Oh, I do like the girls that pretend like they work at lows or pretend like they work at Starbucks. They get like the vests. Yeah. Or the aprons rather. And then someone's in the car filming them and they walk up to the car and making a new endow. Like, oh, like I saw a taco. Here's your pink drink. You want to see some bananas pink? Yeah, yeah. I like those. Do you like those? You're about to start. You are about to start a second Instagram or second Instagram, whatever number Instagram. We've got to start a 13th Instagram. Delivering food to people's. Are you someone's mom? Do we get lows now? You should hammer. So do you want to hammer something else? Yeah, I've just been like, yeah, anything with food on Instagram gets me. I don't know. I thought there was another genre that was what's constantly popping up besides like hot girls. That's why. Yeah. I mostly see hot girls. I see a lot of AI hot girls now. And I'm like, oh man. The Disney. Yeah, that's right. The Disney. Somehow. I don't know. At some point it's my fault for my algorithm being the way it is. You know, I can't complain. I can't. Can't like play metal. You're a fucking Zuckerberg. You obviously want to see hot else. Yeah, I'm like, I'm literally seeing frozen. I've never seen frozen. 15 times The link with that. I know but also shows up in these little panties Like oh, fuck it and she looks half real too, you know, it's not it's like still cartoony, but not I Like when you bring one to me and you're like is this AI? I'm like, oh, I can tell right away that it's AI Well, obviously most men probably can't that was that one more discerning them the majority Because us none You know You know, I that saying saying I tell our son's almost 12 and I explained to him that like the human male from 15 to about 23 is The dumbest are we animals are we humans animals? Mm-hmm. Okay, we're the dumbest mammals. Yeah, mammal We're the dumbest mammals on the planet Human males 15 to 23 there's nobody dumb right and it's just because we do stupid shit. We risk our lives It's just we think we know everything We jump off roofs we just it's just we're just dumb or absolutely dumb Where was I going with this You tell We're talking right before that sorry So but when it comes to like sexy stuff we're all dumb. There's no age so like I You know, I will look at that at the hottest girl in the world I'm in front of my screen and I show her to you. I'm like is this girl real like she is Literally the hottest girl I've ever seen in my entire life and you're like that's AI dummy Look at the way your hair is moving like yeah look at anything like the way the light guy Yeah, I don't know her tits are pretty big. I don't like I don't know her tits or hips Look how smooth her skin is and it doesn't say there's a filter on there So it must be real. I mean yeah, so like horny guys are just right there with 15 to 23 year olds It'd be in the dumbest things on this planet, you know, and I include myself in that Hot girls are hot though. I look at hot girls I'm sure I look at all hot girls. Do you think Do you think There's value in hotness boys girls or whatever? I don't know if I'm asking that correctly Do you think it's right For there to be value in hotness? Oh, like is there intrinsic value in hotness? I don't know what intrinsic to me But I think I think you're asking the same thing Yes, I mean there's value to being hot. No, I know there is value to it. It shouldn't be as much as society places on it But it's special to be hot is it nature nurture? Why are we why are we why do we? Why do people like hotness? Why do girls like abs? Why do guys like like boob like well? That's both like a guy is looking for a certain ratio of waste to hips that tells him or that has told him He can make a baby caveman that that woman can successfully carry a baby Yeah, and like that's why we like big butts and hips. Yeah, and soft lips tell you that and You know in your olden fat, or you that's how you gotta get your leg up You have the point there we go buddy Yeah, magical face is like all of that. There's biology. Yeah, so that's nature Yes, that's nature, but nurture tells us ever since you were like looking at Not Paul Addle you probably were looking at Paul Addle Yeah, ever since then Ever since then you're like Yeah, that's hot like I'm gonna look for more special people out in the world and when I see them They're gonna catch my eye. Yeah, I believe it's more nature and like I'm not a I don't care. I'm not one of the ones that gets mad like oh my god. There's a plus size mod on sports illustrated blah blah blah Like I don't care because she's hot to somebody, you know what I mean like I Especially to be married to you. I know you find like It's a thicker person, you know a sexy boy or girl right? Yeah, that's just you It's definitely not me. No It's you what that mean No, but So anybody anybody can be hot obviously, but what I'm saying is like I don't I don't think like I don't think that they need to push different body types out there to try to Make society learn what's hot. Does that make sense? Like you don't Think bigger people are hot because you are taught that. It's just in you somehow, right? Like that's just what you do But I think like I think the Excuse me. I think the nature part of it that you're talking about about the symmetrical face the the hips the wide hips The butt sticking out. It's it's like like when a guy looks at that Dang, it's like a caveman response. It's like it literally is. It's a caveman response like oh get pregnant make babies Because you know, I'm of the belief that the only reason we're here is not to serve a god not to do anything It's to make babies reproduce and keep the human continue continue the species just like deer just like ants Just like every other thing out there We just happen to have Opposible thumbs and brains and thoughts I don't want to do what you think about people that choose not to have babies I can never ask you that. You would you like me to tell you? Another idea Those two things a I'm jealous as hell as them of them what I see them out and spending all their Extra cash But they don't spend other kids and all the free time they have and all the sleeping in they have and all that but I wouldn't trade our I wouldn't trade us for them for the world In a as a human that believes in The human race to keep on going and everybody be happy and living happy and living happy all over the world I think that people that don't have kids aren't contributing to the continuing of the human race Oh Obvious because they're not having kids they're not good In other ways they're serving society Correct I don't think they're people that's Shed or in our teaching children are caring for children. I don't think their pieces of shit at all But what I'm saying is is that they're not they're also not taking part in and One of the most important parts of capitalism is we need people and so like this house we're living in right now Somebody that's having a baby right now hopefully 30 years from now when that kids 30 is gonna buy that from us. We're in our 70s You know, I'm in my 70s here in the 60s Um, and you know, I need that kid to be born and keep it your site I need that kid to be born and I need that kid to buy my house. Yeah, because if nobody starts having kids We all these houses and then 30 years from now, you know the population's less and there's not a whole lot of working people You know compared to today and I was like, okay, well, I was planning on this house being worth this much 30 years from now You know, but now because there's no buyers That might not be so yeah, so part of me looks at those those people like that like I just like yo Yo, you're not fucking contributing to this bullshit. Yeah, they're like I know interesting. I know what you mean What do you do you have any opinion you don't have an opinion? I don't have an opinion. I think some people Aren't meant to have kids and some people are That's very true Here in simple. I know and love people who probably won't have kids and that's they feel in their hearts Not like the best thing with they just say their name Say their name out for this to them so fast you do have kids You No sir No, no, there's people that call themselves it's selfish. I feel it's just different for different people I don't think it's selfish at all really I think in a way we're selfish to have kids to put more kids on the earth, but we like oh felt it in our heart Like that is like I like one So I mean like I couldn't breathe another Having our family. I so disagree with with your selfish but the selfish Thing that you just said in some ways in some ways you want to like Like you want to propagate this species, but you want to Continue your own feelings and your own family and your own name and like What you think is fast No selfish You have to give up so much shit. You gotta give up your money As soon as you have a kid Is it John Mulaney does the bit or he does I don't know if he does a bit or if it was like a clip on like Jimmy Fallon or whatever Where he was talking about having a kid when you know when you're when you're pregnant for nine months everybody's like oh What a joy. Oh my god welcome to parent. It's gonna be so great as soon as you have the kid. I was like Get ready to not sleep dickhead Yeah, so Yeah, like You give up your time right like so as soon as that kid is born If it was Malini, they're right. As soon as I can, you. You do not own your time for 18 years. No more. It's not even comparable to a dog. A dog you can put a doggy hotel and then boom, you have 48 hours of all the time you want. Yeah, that's so true. I play that game with myself sometimes. It's like a positivity game, I guess. What would make tomorrow a good day? I don't know if I've ever told you that. Or if you ever do that. Stick. Yeah, really. Like you're laying in bed and you're just feeling positive trying to drift off to sleep and you're like, what would make tomorrow a good day? What would be great? And then you just give yourself, like, I'm going to do this one thing or I'm going to do these two things. And yesterday I was trying to fall asleep and I was like, what would make tomorrow a great day? I'm going to play in the snow with my kids and I'm going to sit and paint. Keep going. I'm going to paint this little pot. I've been working on it just for like 10 minutes, 15 minutes. I've literally obviously played with my kids. It was awesome. Yeah. But we were so busy with other things, even though it was a snow day today. I don't know. I almost didn't do my little bit of artwork I wanted to do. And right at the last minute I was like, oh, okay. You did it. What would make today? And then we cast it. And then we cast it. Here we are. All that just to say, even like as a mom and working person, sometimes there's not 15 minutes in your day to do something that you just selfishly want to do. Yeah. Oh, also, you're saying, oh, it was a snow day. We had so much fun. But no, I mean, you stream today. You live stream today. You need work in multiple meals. And the kids were in school because it was a snow day. You know, like it's snow. I sent you that, that reel of the, you know, of the, I don't know. It was from some show or whatever. But like the girl was like, oh, I want to do is listen to Taylor Swift and there's some guy dance in the front of her. And then I was like, my kid on a snow day after just being off five weeks for Christmas. What's up with that too? What is up with Christmas break? I'm going to do a Jerry Simeville bit here. We're, I don't know. Not biased, but we're tainted because we've always had long breaks. But our friend who just moved here last year was like, why is Christmas break three weeks long? And I was like, wait, is it not three weeks long everywhere? No, but now when we went to school, we. If January 1st was Thursday, where I grew up, and you had the, you know, you had your Christmas break off that Thursday, you were at freaking school on Friday, January 2nd. Now where we live, if if January 1st is like, what was it? Wednesday. Wednesday. If it's Wednesday, they don't go back to school till next Tuesday or Wednesday. Wednesday is like, what the fuck, man? Like, where are we better give you? I don't think our kids are here. Come on. Oh my gosh. It's not because I literally love when I get home, but it is damn near impossible to get work. You can't get work. You can't get work. I can't get work. I escape off to work. I still work. Everybody, most people know that I still work. Yeah, I still work because I love work. I love what I do. That's yeah. Part of the reason that we haven't been casting because Mr. Sykes work in making that work money. Working those hours, man, you work long hours and you do a part work. I do. I do a part work. I think. I might be a stopping point, just to say that I'm proud of you and your handsome. Stopping part of what? I don't know. The cast. We only go 15 minutes. Something for us to end on. We were talking about AI and then we got, we were talking about life's purpose and then I asked you. Yeah, I thought it told you about life. Oh, no, I know you're here. Because we live in an area where everybody's like our life is a surf god and a surf god. And I'm totally fine with people thinking that that's totally fine. And I believe in some sort of god. I'm not one of those like, nope, we're just in dirt and we die. Yeah. Because that's way too depressing. You know, I agree. I've just never asked you before if you think like you're squandering your life's purpose. If you don't create new life. Basically. Yeah. I do. I do. I think you're squandering your main purpose in life if you don't create new life. And I understand there's people out there. Okay. Not to hurt anybody's feelings. I'm going to pull that back just for a sec. If you can't create new life, you know, because there's people out there that try to get pregnant, can't get pregnant. Like, I don't think they're squandered. You know what I mean? Like, that's just in the cards. That's what happens. It doesn't mean you're a lesser of a human. I, at least it doesn't. Like, I'm not saying that. I'm saying if you choose not to do it, I think that you're abandoning my belief of what humans are here for to make babies and and and and make sure that we survive. Right. And what why do we, what do we do to make us survive and and want to be here? We make each other, we try to make each other happy, right? So that's why with your job and everything like that, people like look down. Like, you know, there's this group of people. Look, big, big portion of our population will look down at what you do, right? But I just look at it. I'm like, she makes people happy. She makes a human race that wants to see her, you know, whether it's YouTube, only fans, like, you know, it doesn't matter. You make that group of people happy. And in their life, they get that glimpse of happiness and like, okay, well, now I get to go do what I want. So obviously I'm so biased, but I think it's like one of the most pure, like, supply and demand situations of giving people something that makes them feel good. Just like a chef. People need a chef is awesome. They feed people to keep them alive and they make them happy with a good meal, right? So why are we on this earth? Why do we listen to music to be happy? Why do we create music so we can make other people happy? So a human living on this earth that doesn't get that happiness, that doesn't get, you know, that feeling of sex, all that kind of stuff. It's, you know, having sex is, oh, that makes you happy. You know, you get to feel good, you get to do all that kind of stuff. Why, I don't want to say why I'd be here, but why do we do what we do? Why make money? What do we do all this stuff for? We make money so we can buy things. We can buy shoes, night keys and oh, why? Night keys, because oh, because I think they look cool on me and they make me happy, you know, and why do I work? Oh, so I can get massages so I can feel good and make, or I can buy presents. Like we adopted three families for Christmas, right? And we loaded them up with Christmas gifts and why? Because it made us happy and it made them happy. Well, it's the best thing. That's always the best part of years. So much better than like doing our Christmas, doing anything else. So that just kind of all goes back to what's our purpose on earth to reproduce and to be happy. Yes. And help other people be happy. I understand and totally agree, but I think it's really interesting only because like on a more personal level, some of my closest friends don't have kids, won't have kids. It's just not what's in the cards for them. I don't think, I don't know. I feel a little differently. I feel like, or maybe just from the mom standpoint, I feel like they're my close friends too. I know. I feel like unless you can't live without, unless you feel in your heart, like that's your purpose. That's what you need to do. You can't bear to not have kids. Then it's not necessarily like the journey for you. But I know what you're saying. Yeah, I mean, trust me. Yeah, you're not feeling it. If you're not feeling it, don't have kids, you know what I mean? That's just my overall macro view of life in the world and how I get by my life and how I understand. And it's what we do for a living. Like what I do for a living, what you do for a living is trying to help the world and help people be happy and live and be safe. You'll good. I don't know. I like it. I like it, Mr. Sy. How are you feeling? Are you feeling good? Yeah, that's my first drink. I'm just, I haven't. I got, you know, I don't know if it was, I got to figure out what, because I just went and did my, so every year I do a, it's probably way overkill. I pay cash out of pocket for it, but they, you know, they ultrasound my carotid. I didn't know that I should have realized. Yeah, it's an, our insurance isn't paying for it. I pay out of pocket. You know, like, mixed in a sense. Carot, carotid artery, whatever it is. So basically they ultrasound it and they look for plaque. And because the way they explain it is like, hey, if there's plaque in here, there's plaque in your arteries in your heart, you know, it doesn't just not do it here and not do it here, you know, all that kind of stuff. And so I dropped some weight from last year to this year, 20 pounds from my last appointment to that. Oh, yes. It would be more, it would be more if it wasn't for the holidays, because I put on 16 pounds this holidays. I was down. You would absolutely have. 21 to 220 almost 220. 21 to 23 ish you did a good job. You did that really now up in the two 30s Uh, two like 39. I don't know what I'm but yeah But I went in my and my plaque shrunk Mm-hmm and I cut down my drinking throughout the year I still drank but like I didn't like drink a whole lot um and I ate Fairly decently let's say cut on sugars, but the biggest thing is I walked a lot like my walking my average steps per day Like I I tried for the whole year to kind of do average 10,000 steps a day So the days I got two thousand steps like if I was working didn't do a whole lot or whatever the next day Like I was golfing and then I'd go for a two mile walk afterwards and I do 15,000 steps that day to make up for the steps I miss so I pretty much averaged for the whole year from January to December When I look at the months the closer 10,000 9,000 500 steps a day It's really good. And I don't know if it was that the cardio vascular health that got the plaque down or if it was the lack of drinking and a little bit better food and less sugars and stuff like that they got it down More protein. I hope it was a walking so I can get it It's like it's a drink more You did go absolutely ham over the holidays Oh my gosh, which I appreciated Why do you appreciate that? Talk to me about that. I like going here thick And I know that that's counterproductive to our health as a couple Trying to live long lives together. I'm very sorry Tell me a number tell me percentage. Sorry tell me a percentage Mid-month you're two weeks after your period You're all horned up because you're ready to make a baby. Isn't that how it works? I think that's how it works. All right, Mr. Biology We're about to sit down have dinner and I just eat a salad with a little dollop of protein on the side like a chicken breast or whatever Sweet potato. Yeah, sweet potato. Yeah, he like a sweet potato no toppings or I like bring home steak and shake with the side of shake like what percentage am I getting like totally like like What's the word without uh, some too graphic? What a totally wrecked no, no, no, yeah body rock by you that night Like what are my chances of getting banged? Like for salad or steak and shake on that night This isn't a fun game. This is a fun game So everybody listen to what so all you out there that want to be married to her and want to be like Oh, I could just be skinny and married to her and and so How horny are you? If I just eat a salad how much more horny am I? Yeah, give me a percentage or or somehow label it just to give these guys an idea An honest idea. This is a fun game. It's a fun game I feel like you could answer better than I can do. No, I don't know what you do. But Yeah, but you've lived it Over and over You've only read about it. I was born into it I'll tell her about my first experience with it afterwards after the after your answer. No, no, no, no No I've guaranteed we've already told that story I actually know how I think we were told that story um I would say salad first steak and Jake 100 Yeah, double yeah, yeah, it was double more. Yeah, a full double like so if you just had a long day You've done everything you've streamed you've just I mean it's just a crazy day and you're like all I want to do is go to bed If I eat steak and shake with like a steak with with a shake with whipped cream on top of it It's 100% chance that Like we're having sex at night, right? Yeah exactly That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry. This is my adaptive. Yeah, and we've been married for how long now 16 years Okay, so after 16 years of that training So you get you get accustomed to it. You're like you're like it's Pavlov's dog like you're like oh You're even real. I don't even realize I'm eating bad But I'm doing it because I'm like oh is guaranteed. I like she's on rock my world Like we're having some stressful holidays people learn town like it's chaotic. We're going everywhere But I'm eating a bunch of cookies at the end of this long long day She's doing yeah, she's doing things she would do to a farm animal. She's cooked three full meals for everyone She's she's still down. Yeah, yeah, the cloud. Yes And that's yeah, you've trained me But also it's so cool because I can like I can hit your I'm giving everybody my secret away. So I know I'm so sorry, they're like um, but I know I just know how to like how to like How to like oh, I'm adding needs us right now And I know how to do you have been very nice to me over the holidays But we had a good we had good friends over Like right after new years and we are talking about getting back on track resolutions everything And my Our friend who was kind of working on weight loss and now we're talking about it and she's doing awesome at it We were just talking about how it's hard for the partner of the one working on weight loss in different ways because it's a different situation Or as to theirs Mine being that I Encourage you too much when you're chunky. Yeah, but I support you when it's healthy food too You just don't want to talk about my goddamn densities salad with me You don't eat that shit I literally do but But now you're on a sugar come down and you've been Grouchy as hell with me for a couple days I'm just like man. I'm not trying to prep your broccoli for you. You're being a dick I would never ask you to prep my broccoli Um, yeah, I know my sugar come down is a bad But It's like every January You signed up for every January Write it out. Oh golf you can't you can't throw me out the golf course because there's snow on the ground I am sad for you. It's nothing that you like right now I know oh well. Oh well anyways Well, we decided to do this again because our friends Andy and Dave they're doing their podcast are doing really good What's it called the last tales of the last born tales of last born. I was trying to look it up T.A.I. L S they're not how do you find it? How do you find it? You is struggling and I was um second away from going you know it's T-A-L-E-S tales and I'm like nope He's gonna be annoyed because he's been real annoyed with me for like a couple days later. I'm like oh T-A-L-E-S Um You know we see some of their clips and uh They're so awesome. They're the greatest people in the world Yeah, they reminded us like We should do the little bit. I'm so excited. Yeah, we do get to see them really soon. Yeah, I mean I'm very excited about that um Also to the people that said no wonder it didn't work out mr. psych wants to say it fucking well did work out so far So far We'll see how the sugar crash comes out. You just told me today you had some uh person right to you and I don't know how he got that Whatever that's true. I feel about that like I like it in a way like when like you know guys Joke with other guys like oh he really outkicked his coverage But it that's more of like a like a compliment To like the wife does that make sense like you have a beautiful wife You know when you meet somebody for the first time like oh she really outkicked her coverage It's like a cute way to be like oh you're very beautiful Yeah Not really shitting on the guy Yeah, you know just like always you know whatever but you have a lot of people that are like oh Fuck did he hear like it's very rude. Oh is that literally even possible? Yeah, I'm not possible. God I'm a motherfucker like Jesus Christ Look what the hell shut up everyone shut up once um I don't think that's accurate. I don't think people are Understanding Because literally I'm very lucky with you. So we all know that The normal people know that the normal smart people know that all those other Yeah, but do you think when people think they're already starting off on the wrong foot when they automatically think that right? Yeah, right then you're already a human that's not thinking Relationships. Yeah Yeah, I like it Right, those are good pockets. I think we should end it there because I'm halfway down my I said I wasn't gonna drink tonight and I have like Eight shots of Akka and here away. I'm super tipsy for my I feel like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm starting to babble. I like it and I'm starting to get real quiet No, we won't see any bad. Um, yeah, normally we won't drink guys. We'll We won't Aggressively overcompensate from our sugar crashing that we're doing - Keep it on the up and up. But this is super fun. - Yeah, we'll get more out we promise. - Yeah, we'll for sure. - We'll come up with different things. You know what, I'm not talking about that. - Oh, you wanted to roll into a Q&A. I don't know if I have time for that, but. - Roll into a Q&A? - Yeah. - Oh, you're talking about for your other sides? Yeah, we're thinking about that, like of possibly. - We might do that on the next couple. - We gotta get the Qs in order for the A's. But no, the concept was, which we thought was pretty good, but I'm not usually on your paid sites, you know, except for like, - You are? - Yeah, but not like as a personality or buddy or anything. But we thought it would be cool if we ended every podcast with an extra 10 minutes. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I think of like, couples maddie answering, like legit questions that people wanna know, dating, advice or sex advice or whatever. - I get a lot. It'd be surprised how many fan questions I get. - Yeah, and then put that on. - Yeah, it's on each day. - Put that either on your Patreon, your OF or something like that. - Yeah. - And say if people would like that. - I think that'd be fun. People wanna ask you questions to like, way more than I think you would expect. - Really? - Yes. - I'll answer that. - 100% they do. - I mean, I wonder if your fans think that like, but I don't, I don't know what I'm trying to say if they don't like, they obviously know about me. - Yeah, I'd be really curious to see to know what the majority of people think, 'cause I think a lot of people think that you don't approve. - That's what I'm saying. Like, you're the only fan of time. - Or like, I look down on them or whatever, but like, I'm usually like, you tell me about it, you talk about it. So I, like, I almost feel like I personally know some of your fans because of the way you like, you'll tell me, or you show me a message or whatever. - I've got like, like, six, seven year relationships with people. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Not heard from someone and then worried about them and I'll like, obviously not tell you anything personal at all. - I'll literally be the kitchen and I'll be like, oh, what does this person think of? It's like some random person. I have no interaction, no clue who they are in this world. But because you talk about them, I'm like-- - It's so important to you. - Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, I don't, I never ever, I don't know, I just like, I almost like respect your fans, you know what I mean? - Yeah, I also think in collaborations, people think that you aren't there or that you're like very like turned off to it or kind of that you're like allowing or preventing things. - Yeah, that's what I think. - I think you understand what a partnership it is to be with someone. It's almost impossible to explain to those people of what type of relationship we have or what type of relationship people can have as opposed to what they think a relationship is. And they can be in a relationship. They can live the rest of their lives, married to a woman and having sex with only that woman and that woman only had sex with them. And they control that woman and their little house in the prairie lives. It's just what they do. - Fine. - Have that life, feel free. We don't have that life. It's just not what we do. It's, we just, we have a different love for each other. It's just, it's healthy. You know, I just, I don't know. - It's a different partnership than I think a lot of people are used to. - I think it, yeah, it's just different than what people are used to. And it's okay, not fine. - Sometimes I think people don't want our need the context behind it to like, - What do you mean? - Almost like, if it's better to, like if it's more pleasurable to keep a fantasy that I'm sneaking off to collaborations or that I'm like, that you don't approve, but you can't control that. - They want that because it turns on and stuff like that. - That's fine. - Yeah, they can move it up in their head. - Yeah, it's the best relaxation. It's completely fine. - That's, yeah, I mean, we used to follow creators. I won't say their names because they've wiped everything out and they're very famous now, but like she used to put out videos of like, oh, my trainer fucked me and like, and it was her husband, you know? It was like, but that was a fantasy of like, of like, oh, my train, you know, it just, but you knew it was her husband or oh, I met this guy at the hotel bar and it was her husband. - And it took him up to my room. - Yeah, I took him up. - Yeah, but like, you know. - I love it. Yeah, I love a good fantasy. - Yeah, fantasy fantasy. - I get it. - Yeah, and if you've never been in that kind of relationship with which obviously not a lot of people have, I think everybody wants to. - I think everybody wants to. - I think so too. - Do. - I think that's you. Cheers buddy. - I do, I just think they're afraid to kind of say it. - But it's hard to understand like, no, you could have a true partner who's literally with you for everything that you do and you bring everything to them. I don't know. - Listen, not to try this on any longer that needs to, but we don't haunt people. We live in an area where just like the fucking, the girls go to college, get their MRS degree, the boys go to college, get in a frat to meet the girl that wants to get the MRS degree and the Mrs., I learn this moving to the south. It's the Mrs. degree. The girl goes to school just to get a fucking husband, right? And it's not the way it is everywhere, but it's joke around here. - Isn't that suburban piece where we are? This is so relevant. - It's so relevant on how they do. And the girl's family expects them to meet a guy that's getting a good degree. That's gonna make a lot of money and blah, blah, blah, blah, and they end up in a big house, $800,000. And the guy, the second he gets a chance, or the second he gets a hot secretary or whatever, while his wife is taking care of two kids, and they have their white pick of fans, he's banging the secretary, and then she's like, I can't wait till he get tiny and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and they just bitch and they bitch. But that's the perfect marriage. That's what the United States is, that's what everybody, that's what all those YouTube commenters want. They just want that marriage. I was like, that marriage doesn't work. - That's not happy. I know it sounds super cliche and not like real life, but we say this coming from going to PTA meetings and soccer practices and gymnastics meets, where all that we do is here privileged women, bitch about their working husbands. - Yeah, yeah. - And their spouse is probably addicted to them. I totally get it, but everyone knew what they were doing and no one communicates or tries to make it better. They just want a bitch. - They're just trudging through life, just miserable, like, oh, and then I'm sure they have their happy moments and stuff like that, and that's fine. But I'm just, like, everybody's so cool with us here. Like some people know what we do and some people don't. - And maybe they don't know everything. - Yeah, I don't, either way, but everybody's so cool, but I'm just waiting for the first motherfucker to be like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Oh, really? Oh, really? And just, like, there's so many miserable, you know, some of these people are cheating on each other and just like, I'm like, okay, live your life, that's fine, you know what I mean? But please don't judge my wife who just makes people happy. - Thanks, dude. - Hey, nice of you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - So how do we end this? - All right, cheers. - Cheers. We will film another one soon. I will give you my Jersey Mike's order. Can I give one drink? 'Cause I used to do the-- - Yeah, please do. - I used to do the psych recommendations. - I like it, whatever. - Or whatever. - Everyone eat your chickpeas. You're gonna help people live 200 a-- - All right, let's not get too complicated here. - And take your steps and take your steps. - Yeah, take your steps. - And then if you take your 7000 steps, you can eat these things. - Mr. Psych is gonna give you some time. - I give you two Jersey Mike's orders to end the-- - Beep, steak and shake your wife will mullow you. - Your wife will devore it's you most likely if you get fat like me. - Okay. - Number 13, which is original Italian. Get it Mike's way. Add pickles. You could probably add peppers to banana peppers. Chipotle male, pepper relish. And yeah, that's it for that one. So money. There's different ways you can tweak it, but boy, it is so money. And then the other one order is a 42. Chipotle chicken, so it's a hot one. I don't do the peppers in it, but I saw I take the peppers out, I keep the onions in, but I put pepper relish on it. And I get a side of buffalo sauce and I pour it on as I eat it. Those two sandwiches, money, but-- - Sounds like pepper relish overall of hot tea. - Pepper relish, that pepper relish is so good. Just go to Jersey Mike's. - Don't you know it's sleep on the pepper relish. - Just go to Jersey Mike's and get a jar of the pepper relish. You'll put it on everything. It is so good. - That was so helpful. Thank you Mr. Psych. - But that number 13, just do it the way I'm telling you. And it's a cold sandwich Italian. - We're snowed in right now or we would 100% get Jersey Mike's. - It's so hungry right now. It is, it's quarter to one in the morning. - No. - Well it's 20 to one. I said a quarter, it was easy. But yeah, no, I would destroy something right now, but we can't eat this late or can I-- - Or can. - She'd have me on this bed right now if I went down and ate the cookies. They was like 24 cookies done. It's freshly baked. All right. All right. Good podcast. Cheers everybody. Good podcast. Jump. It's lovey. Lovey. We'll see you guys soon. Thank you for watching. I feel like we chatted a lot, but this is nice. Good job. Good job guys. See you soon. It's worth not talking to you all day for this. I know right. (laughs) Purposely don't talk to you for the-- (laughs) Bye. Bye.