The Suey Awards: Best Dismissal | Hour 2

It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the games start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Lite. Ah, that right there, my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this. Because making football time is great. Making football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together. Putting the college games on on Saturday. Come back for the NFL on Sunday. Order way too much food. And crack open Miller Lites for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller Lite is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here, 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American Pilsner that cools the body down. The original light beer since 1975. And just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days. Start with a Miller Lite. Make game day legendary. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. The wild world of college football continues Labor Day weekend. On Saturday, East Carolina looks to shock Alabama. And Baylor and Auburn battle it out in Atlanta in the Aflac kickoff game. Then, Clemson hits the road, looking to spoil Lane Kiffin's Death Valley debut. Sunday night, it's Louisville versus Ole Miss in Nashville in the inaugural Liberty Mutual Music City kickoff game. College Football Labor Day weekend continues Saturday and Sunday on ABC and the ESPN app. You are listening to the Dan Levitar Show in partnership with the DraftKings Sports app. Now live in all 50 states. ♪♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪♪ Football is back, Jack, which means the takes, arguments are all completely reasonable. And overreactions are back, too. DraftKings Game Day is coming September 2nd with free gas in select cities nationwide and Game Day deals all day long. Download the DraftKings Sports app and use code DAN when you sign up. Live in all 50 states, that means yours. And in partnership with DraftKings, the crown is yours. Dan, we're going to be doing something very cool for DraftKings Game Day. That is September 2nd. We'll be live, broadcasting live from a gas station in Miami. I mean, whereabouts TBD? We are still formulating all that stuff. Oh, no, we're not. We know it. We just can't say it. We can't say it. We can't say it. Zaz, we're going to have a show Olympics. Me, you, Matthew, Coca, all of us are going to be competing. Don't tell me. I know. Tell everyone else. No, I'm telling you. I'm in it, man. I know you're in it, but you're going to lose. What are you telling me for? At a gas station, you're going to have a show Olympics? It's got to be, like, show representation. Zaz will represent us. Tony will be representing Mystery Crate. Coca, representing nothing personal. They'll all be at gas stations. They will be competing in the Tire Toss, the Perfect Pump, and the Windshield Wash Relay. Know about that Perfect Pump? So we'll be doing all that on Wednesday throughout the show. There's also a free-to-play contest on the DraftKings Sports app. Compete. See who's going to win. Who you got? Dan, who do you think is going to win the Tire Toss? I'm going Coca. Also going to be a really fun host, y'all. The Perfect Pump. Kirk Herbstreet alleges that he's got that, that he knows how to make babies that are male who's not compared to Zaz. Amateur hour in the Herbstreet household. I thought of you, Zaz. Now, ironically, Kirk Herbstreet was on with Bussin' with the Boys, talking about making babies. And he, him and his wife have claimed to have the strategy. This is how you have a boy. I want to hear Zaz's rebuttal to this. My wife, to be specific, my wife was a gymnast. So when we would get, when we would get done with, when we were done, she read something or something. Back handspring? She would, no, she would do. A handstand? She heard that the male sperm were faster. Yeah. She would do a handstand or handstand. She would go up on the bed and we're four for four. Nonsense. That's not, that is amateur hour in the Herbstreet household. It really is. You don't need to go through all of those gymnastics, if you will. My wife and I know the secret. We've known the secret and the secret's been passed down from generation to generation of Zazlo's. That's why we've gone over, over a hundred years without producing a female. We, we know how to get it done. Just marry a Zazlo? No, doggy style. We're four for four. That's how. I don't believe that that is universal. I don't believe that that's scientific. Didn't work for me. I don't think that that's accurate. I don't, I, I think that you've got, you've got the science of this a little bit wrong. Do we trust Kirk's? I mean, he's four for four. Okay. Or you look at my family lineage and it's never ending. You know how all your family. I didn't like that question. I mean, you're claiming now to know that all of your, you know, I know, I know how we did it. Okay. I know how we ensured we were only having boys. Maybe I knew because it was planted in me by past family members. I don't know. I know how we know, and the proof is in the pudding. Yeah, but you're two for two. He's four for four. You got small sample size. He's got a bigger sample size, double sample size. No, he's got the entire lineage of Zaslo. So that's a hundred years doing work. But we don't know if they're all doing it from behind. If they want to have all boys, they are. Put it on the poll at Levitard show is Kirk curb street, right? That the way to have boys is to have your, uh, wife do a handstand or headstand handstand. Whatever it is that he said, uh, put it, uh, on the poll, please at Levitard show. I should say by the way, that the Sue is you can vote for them at Levitard, af.com. And we've got another category today. Uh, we've got two categories today. Worse talker and best dismissal is going to be, uh, later this hour, but you can do all of your voting at Levitard, af.com. The Titans have waved with, uh, will Levis and there are only. Two things right now that I will remember about will Levis's career. That is exactly where the dolphins went to die. Uh, everything that related to the dolphins, they were nine and two on Monday night at home. And then they lost to will Levis's Titans when they were awful. And also this mayonnaise commercial. With will Levis. Mayo team make haste and your dip. Bring out the best taste. Nom, nom, may you delicious dip be served hot while your quarterback plays it. Cool. Impressive. Mayo dip be creamy and your quarterback dreamy. Oh, Hey. Mayo game face. Be as vicious as your Buffalo chicken dip is delicious. You don't have to wait until the guy blowing the leaf blower in the face of will Levis puts it down before speaking. If you want to speak, I just want to make sure, but he, he just go numb, numb. It's a good commercial. He threw the jar of Mayo and then he caught it himself. Mr. Perfect did that one time, his career. Yeah. His career, uh, is now a backup, correct? Yeah. And that's the type of backup you want to have not to, uh, this guy's big in stature. You know, he's not going to get hurt. He looks like a quarter. And he said, Mayo dip be creamy and your quarterback dreamy, but Dan of all the things you remember those two things. And not Tony saying that if you squinted, he looks like Dan Marino, Tony does fall in love with. I stand by that. Yeah. No, but you're the guy. You are the guy who falls in love, uh, in the strip club. Yeah. When it comes to a quarterback, just coming out and playing a down, uh, you're, you're that person. Yeah. I mean, there's so many of them. You can, you can name a hundred of them at Tony. Every time a guy plays and goes 11 for, for 16, Tony falls in love with the quarterback Bennett. I believe you just said that throw by Stetson Bennett, Dan, you know what I'm talking about? I bet you love Ty Simpson last weekend. I thought he had some good, he flashed. I thought you had some good place. It's one of my favorite times there's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself. I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional, not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start the sprinklers, the smell of grass, the roar of the crowd, the toasting of Miller light. Ah, that right there. My friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because making football time is great. Making football timing Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football, getting everybody together, putting the college games on, on Saturday, come back for the NFL on Sunday. Order way too much food and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me and Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing and easy to drink, especially when football starts when it's still somehow down here, 90 degrees in Miami, it's a true American Pilsner that cools the body down. The original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs, legendary game days. Start with a Miller light, make game day legendary, go to Miller light.com/dan to find delivery near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. time celebrate responsibly miller brewing company milwaukee wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces dan levatar my algorithm on instagram is dance all boobs jonathan sassolo it's a good algorithm this is the dan levatar show we're gonna get to some sound here involving michael wilbon we have enjoyed a new segment and we've got competing bits of imaging for this new segment involving mike wilbon so let's hear the original imaging that we had for this mike wilbon uh segment time to play a new game it's sweeping the nation it's called guess what michael wilbon's response will be to this what'd he say shocking opinions unexpected answer you know about those answers shocking revelation you know about those revelations i can't believe he said that what'd he say uh the joke of course is that it's often very predictable and exactly what you thought he would say but let's hear the competing bit of imaging here before we get to the question at hand no way i can't believe it he zigs when you zag what what what what what what what no one would have guessed oh boy you're shitting me shitting it i never saw it coming word to your mother flabbergasting michael wilbon said what basically he's saying oh we need better players would it be one of them dude yeah then be better unbelievable no i would call him in i call him in his agent and i'd say you know we love you we signed you to this deal you want to trade go to hell well but wait a minute we just played the sound it wasn't just the imaging i was going to set up what it is that he was talking about we just played the sound the sound cannot be a surprise now it's about winnipeg goalie connor hellebuck requesting a trade when he's got five years left on his contract you weren't also supposed to play the sound still works yeah but i gotta tell people what we gotta be able to guess what the sound is that he's going to say we've got to set it up now we know what it is that he said no no i think i think you hear that you're like whoa what was the context and then you set it up i like that better as a guessing game of who's who could be talking about and you know what they say about a bit the third time's really where you hit your shirt yeah we'll do it well next time so yeah connor hellebuck requested a trade with five years left on his contract and and michael wilbon told him to go to hell is it because his name is hellebuck is that why you just told him to go to hell it's not very often that you hear michael wilbon tell someone to go to hell that that's i don't know if that's shocking but it's at least a bit of a surprise like a it's a surprise that wilbon's talking about hockey it's the first time pti has done that in 24 years they don't talk about hockey under any circumstances and the one time they talk about it it's wilbon telling winnipeg a winnipeg's goalie to go to hell the irony is if someone told wilbon just to visit winnipeg he would tell them to go to hell put it on the poll at levitard show uh is it redundant to send someone from winnipeg to hell where the hell is winnipeg that's a good question it's in alberta where the hell is also known as manitoba none of those things help that is not information that in any way is helpful manitoba you're not you're not helping first i thought it was in alberta but then i remembered that it's actually manitoba in the middle of the country uh tony you were made sad by college football bill belichick tried to ruin it this weekend he tried to uh win football by ruining it one in the most belichick way possible tcu now exists after making the championship game a couple of years ago just to announce the return of coaches deon sanders did it in the opposite football game where they went up and down the field on tcu right after they had played for the championship and now belichick i guess people are going to assume that that team is going to be improved this year how could it not be it would have been hard like they really did reduce the expectations uh if you're gonna do this sort of thing as a three and four you're gonna have to make sure that you're gonna project when people do not have patience this would be the way to do it as make an unholy mess the first year so that you immediately climb over a very low bar the second year they were a big dog and they win 15 to 10 against tcu it was a horrendous game i mean just a super sloppy game every time i checked in i was like wolf terrible terrible football and unc wins a game they they clinched the game i mean how about the image of this like six times super bowl champion bill belichick and the big exaggerated fist pump when they draw the player offside with 38 seconds left to clinch the game 15 to 10 not only that then you're looking at the scores and you're like all right virginia beats nc state 34 18 and you're like oof the san jose state usc and did you see some of the pictures that came out of the rose bowl it was like nobody there's bad really bad 645 people went to the game and they came out they came out and they're like it's hot that's why people aren't there it's hot and then they gaslit you by telling you the attendance was 51 000 yeah no please no like look at these pictures dan like this is this is not even a high school championship game it has half of the bowl filled and this was nothing there was nobody there really bad on top of the cw on top of other games like unlv memphis i was up late watching that game for reasons unexplained and i was like oh that's where will must champ is he's a unlv running rebels coach interesting they lost it was a sad game too uh well didn't uh much champ come out with elvis didn't uh mullen dan mullins damn mullins my bad oh that's what you were talking about muschamp i thought i was like i was no more than dan mullins mullen not a cuban that's not a play on for me no it's a i'm cuban no tony i'm sorry you can't get that wrong both ways you can't like you can't do that it's also not the rose bowl the coliseum sport came out of your mouth you can't get that that wrong and and just trample the idea like you you trample the idea that a coach came out of a tunnel with elvis must jump at the rose bowl because you just you got so many things wrong in everything a lot of games going on that's why i was trying to scan a lot of games the bows lost to stanford by the way canes have stanford you forget how this goes get out of here man yeah you have to leave i'm trying to like filibuster long enough for dan i don't need any more if that's what if that's what your help looks like you can take it to another room eastern michigan sacramento another room and you can sit alone with your shame you will see will muschamp though because he is the defensive coordinator at ut austin oh another sad place he'll be in some big games why are you still here i mean you got nothing wrong do you know how hard it is to ruin the fact that elvis came out of the tunnel with a college football coach and you did it by getting three different things wrong in about seven seconds you just you kept making it worse somehow mullins wait i'm look i'm no one to make fun of anybody for getting names wrong and i'm especially no one to make fun of anybody for adding s's or taking away s's because that's the exclusive domain of aging where you put s's where they don't belong and you take them off when you shouldn't you got the stadium wrong he got he got everything wrong there wasn't anything right there and again got so many distracting things wrong that he distracted us from the fact that a college football coach ran onto the field with elvis tony you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks i know well it's usually when i show up everybody goes crazy yeah you usually take all the credit for it but it's because tony usually walks in with queer walking like this yeah yeah yeah cuervo is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the effect on people it does you usually take the credit for it but again it's the cuervo effect it's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up hooting and hollering keep it cuervo keep it cuervo baby dan levitar the first jeremy tache why hands this is the dan levitar show there's also some sound that we have from that memphis game okay can you guys get me the video of just memphis being disoriented and dizzy with this victory because this felt like the testosterone of football is back wherever it is that you might have been sad zaz because the games weren't very good this weekend there wasn't a whole lot that was interesting but the emotion of football is back because here's memphis and here's how it feels to win your first game others receiving votes how is that for a dismissal how is that for setting up uh this year's suey award for best dismissal and now the suey nominees for best dismissal zaslow and mike ryan dismiss kyle lowry horrible worst miami heat player of all time i hope his retirement ceremony is him kicking literal rocks wow i i couldn't i couldn't wait for him to not play on my television anymore having to watch that guy for the two and a half years having a root for him give me a break boston college head coach bill o'brien dismisses a reporter wondering do you message the fans uh i've heard from a lot of fans i just really yeah i'm really glad you you know i'm glad you're down i'm not down nobody's down we're fighting we're competing you know it's the second year of this program mike you always come in here with these down questions like you show up like once a month or something like that you come in here with these down questions i'm not down i don't know what year you graduated from bc but this is a program that we're building nobody here's down we're positive we're going to show up and play our asses off against smu you can you can go out there in your dark clouded world or whatever it is and do what you want to do we're not down the sun is up and we're fighting that's my message to the fans what's up trevor zaslow dismisses carmelo anthony's outfit while he's dressed like a painter carmelo can you put on a shirt and tie oh what are you doing carmelo enough with you this isn't a podcast look at your it's nba and nbc you have a backwards flex fan you know what i'm glad this is the second consecutive day you're wearing a runner-up key championship shirt okay first of all i have a lot of positive feelings about the miami eats 2020 runs the nba finals i know they didn't win back to back days with a second place shirt and a backwards flex fit carmelo it's not a podcast sid sexero dismisses american hockey fans in south florida did you go to the elbow room where five people didn't notice gold medals walk in last night did that happen in miami too no it's great i love where hockey lives in miami and the miami area god bless all of you this is the worst thing ever this is if like if latvia beat you guys in olympic basketball and you guys got your feet up just enjoying this for like eight seconds you move on and talk about the kid from kansas who hates basketball doesn't want to play dave damashek dismisses the foo fighters i have yet to hear anybody make a good case that every foo fighter song doesn't sound exactly like every other foo fighter song the only distinction between them is when they're plugged in or acoustic that's how they differentiate their music is grohl unplugs and he and he goes acoustic otherwise the songs are indistinguishable zaslo dismisses craig barubi i know he's lying oh you said it not me i'm not gonna call him a liar whatever i just did who cares what's craig barubi gonna do wrestlemania 9 the chief what's he gonna do what's craig hey craig barubi i think you're lying what you do about do nothing sucker craig barubi amin alhassan dismisses bike riders on the sidewalk i'm on the sidewalk there's a bike lane we got rid of cars for you asshole and you're gonna tell me get the out the way no you get the on my sidewalk zaslo dismisses the movie tenant that movie sucks it was terrible don't don't tell me that you like that movie no no one likes anyone who likes that movie you're just lying in my face a great take no one understands what that movie is about you're not smarter than everybody because oh i like tenant no one believes that you understood it it doesn't make you smarter it makes you a dope zaslo dismisses the nfl pro bowl pro bowl get the hell out of my face when we're replacing drake may in whatever cockamamie game you got going on with shadur sanders who was statistically one of the worst starting quarterbacks in the nfl this year pro bowl get the hell out of my face hank azaria dismisses taylor swift at nix games i tell you the one that bothered me was taylor swift why come she just got here she's the hugest thing in the world but we had to sit with her all through the nfl and now she's at the garden come on mike ryan dismisses the airline industry it's the airline industry we should have never bailed them out they should have been left to die and we should all raise up and say this is not good enough this is bogus and how do you not have enough space in the overhead cabins did you not expect people to bring bags am i supposed to travel to the west coast without a bag tim kirchen dismisses dave damashek i'm sorry fellas who is dave damashek am i supposed to know your highlight tim kirchen doesn't know who the hell is dave damashek i'm over the moon that's okay mike ryan dismisses um haters all right shut up losing to smu is not a bad loss you know how many losses smu has in the acc since they entered three one well that's in the acc they were 11 and one last year they were a cfp team that's not a bad loss shut the number two louisville is presently ranked number two number two louisville is presently ranked it's not a bad loss shut up the the reason the reason almighty the reason it is a bad loss mike the only reason because miami did it it's because miami lost you know it's because miami lost it's a bad loss i'm glad we're still being reasonable two weeks later texas losing to florida not a bad loss they lost it's a double-digit favorite teams loses a double-digit favorite all the time is it just well notre dame has not notre dame has they lost but they played a game notre dame was favored they lost double digit not as a double-digit favorite oh my god they were an underdog in both the games like what would happen if notre dame played i don't know if i if only i had recent history to go off dave damashek dismisses the movie cast away he's deserted on this island and then he has what he has to get by how he does like uh like people do in prison he has to get by with the volleyball and he does what he does and that's that but he survives he somehow impossibly escapes this island and he makes his way back to to civilization and then he goes to visit the woman to whom he was engaged and within 90 seconds he's like oh my god you missed the titans they almost won the super bowl hey lady i almost died on an island what were you talking i don't care about the titans that movie what dave damashek dismisses the blue man group i went to see the blue man back in the 90s and i was resentful that they would start going around like hey we're gonna pull you up onto the stage i didn't sign up to be a part of your show i thought i i bought a ticket to watch you do a show and don't bring me into it nick wright dismisses jeremy tachet tachet is like that was my first time betting on sports you didn't bet on sports you were on a free roll shut up it cost you nothing you were on just a maybe i'll be able to pick up a few extra dollars mike ryan dismisses lone depot park all in all just a bad experience one that i always have over there which is i never have a good experience in that building everything from the seat color to the the lights it's just a garish looking place i don't like it the ops are terrible i can't say a good thing about it bulldoze it tony kalatayud dismisses victor wembanyama anything he does i'm done i'm done with what i'm so good i could dunk from here i can do a spin move and what a crossover here oh i talk about societal issues oh i'm so cautious oh there it is done with this guy he talks like he's bill russell lemme thinks he's better than us he absolutely does he is better than us in every way exactly right hate them too what oh they're all a lie say you're done with wembi because i am dave damashek dismisses dave matthews band who is this this creep this vein this this narcissist dave matthews who says the whole band is named after me and why doesn't anyone else push back in the band they've all been in the band for however long a quarter century and that's not enough that's not enough time and under your uh your rule dave matthews you creep you evil man dictating to me that i'm in your band we're all in a band together friend mike ryan dismisses billy corbin billy corbin is here he's a rock on tour uh saboteur that guy sucks type hey what's up go yourself billy all right there it is suck it from the back dog whoa they had that i played things too personal power amin el hassan dismisses the movie the departed the departed was hack color by numbers with a hack ending hey i'm the leader of the mob i'm gonna do all of these murders myself and then when i get shot and i die i'm gonna die like this spoiler alert oh come on man mike ryan dismisses christian polisic it's over you tone deaf fool to have that quote after the match buddy we're done enjoy the home depot ribbon cutting ceremony enjoy being featured in the commercials four years from now enjoy being on the fox broadcast you are now yesterday's news you are no longer the face of this organization we are moving past you zaslo dismisses one shining moment during the ncaa tournament it's the most overrated thing in all of sports one shining moment i never watch it i don't have time for it it is mad cheesy i hate one shining moment what's so special about it it's a corny ass song played to highlights from the tournament whatever man luta mandros man when he gets to sing that song roy that song is corny as hell greg cody dismisses michael biamani yeah dos menudo you know i get it i mean it's wow that is dismissive of a legendary voice in this market you just were really indifferent about it i am saying i don't think heat fans appreciate him and will miss him as much as 35 years of service warrants i may be wrong you're doing that okay can we put that on the poll dos minutos yeah i get it you dave damashek dismisses alvin and the chipmunks the greatest violator of this of all is alvin with the two other chipmunks well i mean but you have to have low self-esteem to be one of the other two chipmunks alvin's gonna front the band like yeah he gets name checked we're just the two chipmunks you're magical chipmunks too you can sing in human words why are you not honoring yourself demanding that alvin give you equal time no no it's gonna be alvin and michael my two friends who also happen to be less magical chipmunks than i am but they're in the band too i think it's a disgrace on alvin's part but also the other two what are their names theo well i'm glad you guys could do it you know they they dishonored themselves and their families by not requiring it no alvin's got a big head just let him let him do it let him do it theodore shame on all shame on all of them saints qb tyler shook dismisses dan levitard bull squares buying squares shuck yes or shuck no shuck uh na i don't know if i can even answer that but uh if i was not playing this guy's good shuck na pointed out the mic there dan better quarterback dan come on have some better questions yeah better quarterback sam darnold drake may shuck yes or shuck no shuck you dan zaslo dismisses gargamel no one was afraid of Gargamel's nemesis are little two-inch blue people, and he has a hard time defeating them? Gargamel was a poser. Zaslow's wife, Tamara, dismisses Zaslow. Unfortunately, between the snoring and the bright lights, it's just time to establish some boundaries. She says the TV emits too much heat. Yes, it's just excessive, especially it's wrestling. So I can't stand it. So wrestling. So you're okay with the heat? You're okay with the Panthers? It's these guys all lathered up in oils running around in tights that remind you that you're married to a toddler. Basically, it's nonsense. The breaking point is wrestling, Zas. It's not that it's sports, it's specifically wrestling is the problem. And the snoring. The Greg Cody Show with Greg Cody dismisses Dan Levitard. What are you celebrating? Did you celebrate 100 and 200? You're just looking for reasons to celebrate? Yes, this is number 300, which is big. It's been maybe our best episode ever. But the reason I wanted to talk to you, Dan, is that we're celebrating the number 300. And you weigh 300 pounds, right? Is that true? Because, because, did he hang up? F*** you, Greg. Okay, I love you. Maslow dismisses Adam Silver. He's a nothing, this guy. He has no answers for anything. All options are on the table. I'm not going to tell you any of them, but they're all on the table. He's a nothing, this Adam Silver. Vote him no confidence. This guy is clueless. This guy isn't in control of anything. Look at everything that's happened under his watch. Players don't try under his watch. Teams lose on purpose on his watch. You have the Kawhi. The Leonard Aspiration situation. Which, by the way, when he was asked about it over the weekend, he doesn't have a clue what the hell's going on. Someone else, I don't know what's happening. Dave Damaschek dismisses soap and shampoo. Shampoo is soap and soap is shampoo. And the shampoo maker said, look, all the dupes of society are buying this liquid soap and rubbing it in their hair. Maybe we can double down on it and create another thing for them to rub into their hair. And we'll call it conditioner. And now, we have conditioner. And everybody caught on after a decade or three that conditioner is unnecessary. And then all the conditioner makers said, we have warehouses overflowing with this crap. What are we going to do with it? We can't pawn it off on the dupes anymore. Oh, I know what we'll do. We'll make shampoo and conditioner combo in the same container so you have no choice in the matter. And now everybody just keeps rubbing the shampoo and conditioner into their hair, never even considering that this is all the man having his way with you once again. The big dog, Joe Rose, dismisses his producer. I'm not benching him. You want to bench him because you sound like a b****. You're talking about bending the. You want to bench him because he said something stupid yesterday. Okay, Omar. You don't want to hear it, dumbass? You just, we're here. You listen to what you want to listen to, Woody. No wonder your wife wants to punch you in the face half the time. Hey, right now, I want to talk to you about. We're on the talk of air conditioning and plumbing. Wow. Oh, my God. Damoshek. Damoshek. Great year for Damoshek. I mean. He was a big star there. Yeah. Football America is going to have some new times coming in right after football. We'll give you more information here as it approaches. But let's put these things on the poll at Levitard Show. After all these years, should the Dave Matthews Band be called the Dave Matthews Band with Carter Buford after all of these years? Also, put on the poll. On the poll, did Damoshek imply that Tom Hanks had sex with Wilson the Volleyball? Zaslow said, Pro Bowl, get the hell out of my face. And now it did indeed get the hell out of your face. A thought leader. It got canceled. And Kyle Lowry, where the dismissals began, got his number retired by the Toronto Raptors, even though you hate him as a Heat player. And I saw that Jalen Brown, did you guys see this today? Jalen Brown has gotten the key to the, the state of Massachusetts. I did not know that states gave keys. I thought it was only cities. I did not think it was states. And Brad Stevens said, they're going to retire his number in Boston, which surprised me because of how historic that franchise is. Are you surprised at all that Brad Stevens is saying that they're retiring the number of Jalen Brown? I'm not surprised that they're going to retire the number of Jalen Brown. I mean, you look, Garnett had his number retired. You know, Paul Pierce, number retired. Like they were on a team that won one championship also. Although the way that they speak about it from 18 years ago, you would think they won six or seven in a row. But I'm not surprised that they're retiring Jalen Brown's number. I am surprised though that he said it while the guy still has a lot of career left and he's playing for another team. It's kind of cheesy. Makes you emotional. No, no, not really. Did you know that keys were given by states? I just, so what does it even mean? You have a key to the state. It means that you're being honored by the state of Massachusetts in a way that's historically recorded and they give you a symbol that suggests that this is your home. You have a key to the, to your home. So you just do whatever you want. No, that's not what, it doesn't mean you can do whatever you want and go on a crime spree with immunity. Well, I don't understand what it means then. It's the purge now. It's, it's, it's symbolic. What do you mean? He shows up, he's like, yo, I got a key to the city. I do whatever I want. Yes, that's right. It's not a key to the city. It's a key to the state. Did you guys know that there was a key to the state? I was not aware that you could get a key to the state. Like, I put it on the poll as well at Levitard Show. Were you aware that there was such a thing as getting a key to a state? Does he show up to a coffee shop with the key and says, I get stuff for free now? What happens? What do you do? Seems pointless. Well, Zaz, you've seen how big the key is, right? It's a huge key. Yeah. It doesn't open anything, right? I don't think so. I don't know what you do with it. Why don't you understand that this is symbolic? Why can't you tell me what it does? Why are you still here?