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The Snack: Summer House Scandal, KitKat Heist, and Er*ka Kirk vs. Druski

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The Snack: Summer House Scandal, KitKat Heist, and Er*ka Kirk vs. Druski

The episode opens with a heartfelt return from the hosts after a week-long break, blending personal reflections with a lively mix of current events. A major highlight is the unveiling of a new Girls Gotta Eat x Chippendales collaboration at a Netflix Festival in LA, promising live entertainment and a surprise head performer, generating excitement among fans. The hosts also dive into a satirical vehicular crime report centered on Tiger Woods’ DUIs, highlighting concerns about celebrity behavior and privacy, while linking it to his rumored relationship with Vanessa Trump. Another key segment covers a massive Kit Kat heist in Europe, with brands like Domino’s, Denny’s, and DoorDash delivering humorous, outlandish public statements in response. A major reality TV story unfolds as Amanda Batula and Wes Wilson publicly confirm their relationship after months of speculation, including shared social media posts and emotional video moments. The discussion extends to deeper critiques of reality TV, especially *Summer House*, questioning the emotional toll and toxic dynamics among cast members. Additionally, the hosts address a viral AI misidentification incident where Druski’s impersonation of Erica Kirk sparks misleading online rumors. The episode concludes with broader cultural topics, including United’s new lie-flat economy seats, travel trends, and a satirical take on fashion and celebrity image, all woven into a fun, fast-paced narrative that balances humor, controversy, and personal insight.

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This week on The Snack, Summer House drama, The Kit Kat Heist, and Erika Kirk vs. Drewski. This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy! Hi guys! Hi! We didn't say hi last week at all. We went right into it. I was looking at the edit. I was like, do we just not? We don't have to. Let us know if you guys care. Well, a few minutes ago I asked you if my hair looked bad and you were like, I mean, I don't. It doesn't look clean. You asked, you were like, what does my hair look like? Should I put it up? I was like, I mean, yeah, it does. It's not clean. It depends on what look you're going for. A few people commented on my hair last week and they were like, I love that look. I'm like, it's just so dirty. I had it back in like a low bun. Like it was just a dirty hair day. I like it pinned back like that. Mine is extra dirty. I was at so many airport shows. I've been in so many places in Texas. Airport hair. That's not airport hair. Well, we're back. I haven't seen you in a while. I know. It's more, it's like a week. Has it been? Yeah, it's been a week. It's crazy. Well, let's get into it. We've so much today, you guys. Oh my God. The tea is so hot. I mean. Hot as summer, some would say. The hottest. The hottest summer tea. We are blessed that stuff just comes out five minutes before we record. It's crazy. Well, let's just thank our partners and we'll get right into it, you guys. Thank you to FP Movement. Go to fpmovement.com to shop their full line of active wear and workout gear. And thank you to Helix. Go to helixsleep.com slash GGE for 20% off site wide. Okay. We just have a very quick announcement. So exciting. Speaking of hot. So our show here in LA on May 7th with the Netflix is a Joke Festival at the Palace Theater. We are so excited. And we are announcing for the first time that we will have the Chippendales with us at the show. Girls Gotta Eat, Chippendales collab. We did this one other time in Vegas on their home turf. And they came over and they performed for us when we kicked off our 2024 Snack City tour. Oh my God, no. No crumbs. Oh my God. We've just toured so much. No crumbs tour. Yes. And they are coming from Vegas. We will have the head Chippendale as seen on Mormon Wives. So excited. He's our fave. We've worked with him for years. He was at my bachelorette. So they are going to come. We have so much fun stuff planned. This is so exciting. I can't wait. And we promise you guys we'll do something new, bigger, better, different all the time. And this is just. We always love to have a little stripper action in our shows. But this is really so exciting. So come. It's a really fun, feel-good night. It's wild and crazy. Bring your friends. Bring your partners, your moms, whoever. And we'll see you there. Tickets are on sale at girlsgoteat.com. And honestly, plan a whole weekend to come out to L.A. It is such a fun festival. Everybody in comedy is performing. And it is just such a fun time to be in L.A. May, early May. And so come out. We hope to see you guys there. Yes. And come from all over. At California, the West Coast, you have a month to plan. At this point, over a month to plan. It's five weeks away from now. So Chippendales, Girls Gotta Eat, Netflix Fest. What more could you want? Hottest show of the year. So we'll see you guys there. You heard it here first. Okay, yes. Girlsgoteat.com. And we are going to kick it off with a vehicular crime report. This is a fun one. Wait till you see the correlation between the two. Are you going to tell me? So Tiger Woods got a DUI. Again. Second DUI. I thought it's his third DUI, actually. Something happened in 2017 and also 2021. So he flipped his car. He's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No one was hurt. I got to say, I feel like at this point, I expect to see the full body cam footage and we can compare it to Justin Timberlake's and see who's better. Like, we are coming off another DUI. Like, we were just getting over Justin Timberlake's DUI footage and then Tiger Woods gets another DUI. Like, if he doesn't say this is going to ruin the PGA Tour, I don't want it. I didn't know the body cam footage was so easy to come by. Like, it's in Mormon Wives. Obviously, like, JT's came out. Like, why are we not seeing all body cam footage of all arrests? Well, I mean, someone has to request it. Like, we talked about, I don't know. These celebrities want to try to block it from coming out. I mean, I don't know. I would. Is there always body cam footage? I don't know all the ins and outs. But, I mean, I don't know. This guy, what is he doing? He had pills in his pocket now. Like, I have no tolerance for grown-ass adults with money. Celebrities. Why are you driving yourself? So I saw an article. He's private. So you'd rather ruin your reputation, go to jail, get a DUI? What are you doing? Like, no one's making you call an Uber. I mean, Tiger Woods could have private drivers. He could have private drivers stationed at every home and city that he has. Forever. It's like the first hire I would make. Absolutely. I mean, we have drivers here and there and people we use repeatedly. Right. We have drivers. We have drivers all the time. I mean, I can't even imagine it. That is so funny. Like, we have people in some cities we can text to take us anywhere. Because we tour. That is so funny. But to have a driver on the payroll is, pay him 100 grand a year, 150k a year. That's a drop in the bucket. Like, have a driver with you all the time. It's like, you work for me. This is your salaried career, and you're my driver. Why would I ever drive again? I would never drive again. Never catch me behind a wheel ever again. I do like to drive. I love to drive fast. I love to drive. But like, I mean, and I obviously don't drink and drive now. But when celebrities, I just, didn't Britney, well, Britney, I don't know. That might not even be Britney. I don't know. But she got a DUI recently. Like, DUIs are hot right now. I'm kidding. No, like, in the news. Like, that's. This is like the third DUI headline in the month. Like, guys, we got to pull it together. I mean, DUIs are back. Stop. People are getting all triggered up. I am so obviously anti-drinking and driving. You have so many other options. Yeah, you have every option. Your entire world has got to be a billionaire. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter. You make a couple million a year. You could have a full-time driver. I saw this meme that was like, how is he both the best driver and the worst driver? Okay, so I actually will say the craziest thing. The craziest thing about this is me finding out who he's dating. Because I didn't know. Did you know? No, I didn't know. Okay, well, drop the news. Vanessa Trump. But who is that? Isn't that his granddaughter? I thought Kai was his granddaughter. He has a bunch of grandkids. He has three kids. Raina, Donald Trump's grandchild wouldn't date Tiger Woods. Why? Because she's like 10? Well, that's what Donald Trump's all about. Have you read the Epstein files, Ashley? Wait, who's Vanessa? Who is Vanessa? Vanessa was married to. To like one of his kids. Donald Trump's former daughter-in-law. So she was. Kai is his granddaughter. Kai's been in the news too. I don't know who that is. But she's got something going on that's shady. Vanessa Trump is what Donald Trump Jr. or Eric Trump's ex-wife, right? Vanessa Trump is Kai's mom. I know. She's Kai's mom. I just said that three times. Whose ex is she? Donald Trump Jr.'s ex. Can you imagine? I mean, Beavis and Butthead themselves. Are the most hideous people alive. I cannot believe people fuck them. And Tiger Woods is all mixed up with that family too. Like, whatever. It's just like, he is over, right? Like, he's over. Tiger Woods is over. I think Tiger Woods has been over. I think people just like, don't think this whole like, cheating on your wife so flagrantly. Oh, right. My God. And also, I think I was wrong. I think 2017 is DUI. And I think 2021 was just a serious crash. I'm unsure if it was drinking related or not. Take this man's license away. Get him away. Get him out of here. He should just be riding around in a golf cart. Keep him out of here. Make Kai drive you around. Who? Vanessa's daughter. She does have some golf something. I don't know. I don't care. Okay. So anyway, lock him up at this point. Throw away the key. Get him a golf cart. Yeah. And so the next on the vehicular crime report is thieves steal 12 tons of Kit Kat bars in European chocolate heist. We have been chasing this rush ever since the Louvre heist. Right before Easter. Could be worse timing for kids in Europe who want to go to the movies. I don't want to kick cats in their Easter baskets. At least it's not Halloween. 400,000 chocolate bars weighing 12 tons from a truck in Europe. This is like the town. I feel like. Okay. But the thing that's so crazy to me is like, okay, all this takes planning. All robberies, no matter what you're going to steal, takes planning. And they were like, let's plan this. And what they landed on was Kit Kats. No, right. I have so many questions. And there's serial numbers allegedly attached to the Kit Kats. Yeah. These Kit Kat bars are hot. Yeah. So like you can figure out which Kit Kats got stolen. You can't just like sell them on the black market. Who are they selling them to? Thank you. So the quotes from the article are insane. So Kit Kat put out a statement, but they also gave quotes in the article. So we've always encouraged people to have a break with Kit Kat, but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate. They are metaphors. So the spokesperson, while we appreciate the criminal's exceptional taste, the fact remains that cargo theft is an escalating issue for businesses of all sizes. They like wanted to relate to the general public. They were like, this is about all of us collectively. So I have some more things to share with you. So this is not the only massive chocolate heist to have taken place recently. In Europe. So a British man was sentenced to 18 months in jail in July of 2023 for stealing 200,000 Cadbury Creme X. What? Who? I don't understand. Like, if you're going to plan all this, why would you not steal something? That's like, first of all, more expensive. Second of all, less perishable. You're going to steal something perishable. Perishable. That's what's so crazy. They're going to expire. What would you, what truck would you heist? Sometimes I see that Casamigos truck. Oh, you want, you would do alcohol? I don't know. I see the Casamigos truck and I'm like, Hmm. Jewelry. Could we? Cause then like with the jewelry I sell, I could like buy all the Casamigos in the world. I was thinking, I mean, Kit Kat in terms of chocolate bars, it would be up there. I'm a Snickers ass bitch, but I love a Kit Kat. And then I was thinking maybe jerky. I feel like jerky is having a moment right now and it's expensive. Like DUIs? Guys, don't eat jerky and drive. No, like a big Chomps truck. Chomps? You do love Chomps. I love Chomps and Epic is the other brand. They're expensive. No, they are expensive. The smell. For the good stuff. Yeah, but the smell. would be absolutely disgusting. Like if I was gonna park. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. them i feel like jerky is really hot like where did we go that there was an abisco factory and there was like a the smell was so good or am i imagining this that was that sounds amazing it was in pittsburgh and it actually happened in my hometown okay also in let's rank candy bars my favorite is kit kat my second favorite is snickers yeah i'm not a big candy person in general like i like reese's minis i don't want a whole reese's you don't want a whole reese's cup uh-uh i like the minis okay i like all minis i like a hershey's bar with almonds in it so you walk into a gas station what candy are you getting kit kat number one because you're number one okay i love peanut and peanut butter m&ms okay regular m&ms too small did you have them in your house growing up no we didn't have this stuff in my house growing up and that's why it made me so obsessed with it so my parents kept a pretty healthy household we had snacks and stuff it wasn't like sad for kids you know when we'd cereal and we had all the things but not a ton of like ho-hos and all those like hostess pastries and stuff like that and so i was obsessed with candy bars when i was a kid my favorite candy bar was a fifth avenue do you remember that it was similar to a butterfinger it was like kind of flaky and but i love a peanut butter chocolate combo but i really love m&ms the bigger ones and i love a reese's cup and snickers i mean snickers is actually good for you like they say eat a snickers before you like go work out what yeah that was their whole thing this like that they did a whole marketing campaign around that it's like good for like workouts like got a bunch of stuff in there you need protein peanuts yeah okay so i don't like the experience of eating a snickers as much i like the experience of eating a kit kat because it's a little too like gooey for me so i like the minis but kit kats i like when the chocolate melts around your fingers and you get to suck the chocolate off you like to make it sexy yeah i like to make it naughty okay so did you see statements from other brands no and i knew this was coming out what did wendy's get in there like i was really hoping all these other brands would get in there just wanted to read you the statement so dominoes we love dominoes we would like to share our thoughts and condolences with kit kat following their recent sad news on a completely unrelated note we're pleased to announce we'll now be selling a new kit kat pizza strong that would be me because i want to make everything about me on a totally unrelated note about me denny's these are all deep by the way triple d's we have three brands to start with d denny's official statement we would like to make one thing clear whatever happened to those kit kats happened between 1 30 a.m and 4 a.m and we were very busy no further questions and then doordash the third d doordash never gets in there right official statement hey guys doordash here due to a doordash is 80 plus hey it's dad he loved dad hey guys doordash here due to a completely random packaging error we have 12 tons of kit kats in our dash marks that we can't sell the good news all you have to do is go to your doordash app and add like 500 600 kit kats to your car and this should resolve itself quickly thank you so i showed these to shashank and he immediately was like we have to do one for kitchen sink so it was really funny we workshopped it last night so kitchen saying this is my husband's app you guys can download it we've been made aware that 12 tons have been stolen in transit and we'd like to offer our deepest condolences to anyone affected by this chocolate wafer fueled heist what we don't condone theft if you happen to have 413 793 kit kats at your disposal we've got a few suggestions for you with gratitude and then we link three recipes so i woke up this morning the first thing i saw on instagram was this statement from kitchen sink and i was like did something happen last night like bad and it said like we were gretchen for me and i was like what happened i was so tired and foggy and i like then i swiped over and i was like immediately like i helped workshop a little bit but i didn't wasn't even thinking that way the second i showed him those ones from those other brands he was like let's do it so let me ask you which of these three would you want would you want a blended kit kat milkshake gooey kit kat s'mores skillet or no bake kit kat cheesecake oh okay i'm fuck marry kill i'm gonna i'm gonna kill the middle one what did you what was it gooey something skillet gooey s'mores skillet no bake cheesecake and a milkshake i'm gonna fuck the cheesecake i'm gonna eat that ice cream i'm gonna fuck the cheese gonna marry the ice cream i could have i i eat ice cream like you know i have a sneaky ice cream i eat it like four times a week but cheesecake is so decadent i love it so much i work at the cheesecake factory cheesecake factory should have come out with a statement well what are they doing again i haven't checked when he still doesn't have one on instagram i mean i'm only checking instagram but maybe they're on twitter cheesecake factory no i don't see anything bummer okay well that is the kit kat heist and you guys can find those recipes in the kitchen sink app if you want but the statements that other brands made really put that story like as a top priority for me i thought it was very funny okay so crazy news that actually broke just a few minutes a couple hours before we recorded and that is that amanda petula and wes willison have released a joint statement that they are together from summer house if you don't watch it and we will give you a brief summary of this but as we were prepping for this episode the cast had made some statements about whether or not maybe they were together austin kroll from southern charm got involved and people were speculating andy cohen was speculating but april fools is also coming up and people were like maybe this is an april fool's joke and so i was like how are we going to cover this on tuesday when like we may find out on wednesday april fool's joke and we were just like i don't think that this cast is like i don't think they're silly like that to do it as an april fool's joke yeah we'll break it down we'll we'll read the statement i could not believe what i was seeing i was like this isn't real like this is too juicy to be real and people have been talking about this love triangle or love square if you will you want to do it whatever as if it was scanned of all and i was like come on and now it's like in some ways it's juicier and i say this isn't like i don't want to find joy in anyone's pain who's hurting from this like we're always like team sierra and we stay team hannah by the way if you really want to get deep with over texting with hannah this will rain a fire at that group chat with hannah i was in the airport yesterday morning i was like how good does it feel to be right so to give you a really quick brief synopsis amanda batula kyle cook they have been on summer house since season one 10 seasons they got married about five years ago the relationship has always been super volatile he's always been really drunk they fight a lot and they recently announced their divorce following the wrap of this season we talked about it and a month or so ago and sierra and wes wilson two summers ago sort of will they won't they situation ship it really sort of fell apart west gave all these interviews about how he really he gave a new york times interview about how he wasn't really that into her in the end and you know that was really never his girlfriend but that dated the summer she seemed to have real feelings for him it was really sad to watch her be so hurt by this person on national tv again after like austin kroll had heard her on national television also and luke and i mean she's just been sort of like she's had some unfortunate things happen to her on television for the world to watch with white men yes with white men which she came on our show and she said she was done with them and i would like to circle back to that sierra so this season of summer house which is currently airing the whole storyline is the west is kind of into sierra and will they get back together and they're getting along and he's touching her and flirting with her and the most recent episode that came out is everybody was saying was kyle's worst episode he is yelling at amanda he calls her a dumb fucking bitch on television west goes to her side he comforts her he seems to be being very kind i read it as just friendship and since then people in the last month have started speculating dumois released some information saying that they were probably together because amanda and west have been seen together around new york city a lot and they've been seeing each other a lot and they've been seeing each other a lot and they've been seeing each other a lot hanging out but they said we're just friends we hang out a lot we have similar friends i see them in instagram stories with our other friends all the time and then three days ago the cast starts dropping all these instagram stories lindsey posts her and sierra together with this crazy face carl crazy face kj crazy face everybody's posting stuff and then austin kroll gets in there meme faces and themselves being like aghast at something oh on instagram the cast are like shocked faces and then people speculated sierra and manda had a rift to do this amazon live together and then they didn't they've canceled press appearances together and then all the way up to austin kroll essentially confirming it in an instagram story with kyle saying like eating pasta and fucking your friends exes are apparently in this season so people are like this probably is true and then this morning amanda and west drop a joint statement on instagram black background white yeah on their story so they collabed a story and i don't think i've ever seen a announcement that we're together can you think of one like usually you see we're breaking up since when have we had a black background white writing serious as all get out we're together so dramatic due to the speculation and we're figuring this out it's this long statement like i feel like i couldn't digest it like you don't see it you see breakups you don't see yes the rumors are true collabed story i just i think that probably what happens to me why at least somebody caught them on video finally and that they knew this was imminently going to come out because the cast all confirmed this a couple days prior by all posting about this which i just thought might be a little bit like fodder to promote the episodes in the season because there's a couple more episodes of the season and then the reunion is filming in like two weeks it's hard for me to ever think this stuff is real it all feels like it's all planned but it's not you know like scandal ball was real you know like this shit happens in real life and it plays out on these shows but sometimes it just feels like oh my god like how can this tea be public for us but that's how it is and we'll get into mormon wives as well but we were circling the wagons and sporting like we were like messaging with hannah with bobby like all kinds of people and just like wanting to talk to nick vile texted you like i was like we really got everybody just talking about this i mean it was huge news and you know we've come to the conclusion that this obviously it's real and it's been a lot of it's been going on for a while and because otherwise they wouldn't put the statement out if this was just like new seen where this goes. They wouldn't burn some of these relationships to the ground. They wouldn't look like villains in this way. So my feeling is they are serious and they really like each other and they want to be public and they're going to run around New York and everybody has a camera in their pocket. And someone already posted a photo of allegedly Sierra looking like she was crying on the street today. You know, it's just like, you can't hide this stuff if you want to be out and about. They were emboldened to post together prior to this. And now people are speculating. So I don't think they can be on the streets together. And you can look at this from different directions. Like I know that the heart wants what it wants. And you can say, and no one is saying this, but you can say, you know, West and Sierra together years ago, they weren't in a serious relationship. Years have gone by at this point. Kyle was so terrible to Amanda. I don't care. This is despicable from both of them. This is like the one person you should not have been with. This is unbelievably despicable. Like pick somebody else. Again, like it's always weird to talk about these people because we do know them and we have relationships with some of them. You were just texting with West. You know what's so funny is you were asking West to come on the show. And then he was like, I don't really want to do a show like during the season. And I was like, Raina, I don't even care about this season. Tell him we don't want to talk about the show. I want to talk about him and his, you know, supporting women's rights and all the things. I like really like his personality and I like what he posts about and all these things. And he, he, he's like politely declined and was like, whatever, like another time. And now I'm like, yeah, obviously. Can you imagine if he would have come on? Well, I followed up and I was like, you can pre-approve the questions if you want. We're not trying to have a gotcha moment with you. Like we just want to talk. We don't really want to talk about the show that much. He was like, you're going to want to trust me, but it's just, you know, I just say that to be like, it always feels a little weird talking about people that we, we know, but yeah, it's really a bummer. You know, I feel for Sierra, I mean, Sierra is a queen and she is on such a rocket ship to fame. And success. And I want all the best for her. I would never fucking cross her. No dick is that good. I would never cross Sierra, especially I would never cross my good friend. Like I just, why him? Like I'm just, I'm heartbroken for her. She has nothing to be embarrassed about these, these two should be embarrassed. This is crazy. Yeah. So that is that this was a developing story. Everybody's commenting on it. Like just all the, the internet was a buzz. Like people just putting out like KFC is posted twice now about this. And, Yeah. This is just getting started as we record. I am so curious what's going to happen to the show. Cause like Scandaval really skyrocketed Vanderpump and then ended Vanderpump. Like, I don't understand how these people are going to be in a house together. And like, you know, we always talk about the line between like, what's messy fun and what's messy, just horrible to watch. And, you know, I didn't mind watching Lindsay and Carl in a house together by the time they were in a house together again, she had a baby and it was just felt really different. You know, nothing so terrible happened there. Like how are, how's Kyle going to be in a house with West? And man, I just feel like Amanda got out of that. I don't know anything about what they're doing. So I'm going to reserve judgment, but she got out of that marriage and they were riding for her. This is like a Tyra Banks. Like we were, we were all rooting for you. And like the amount of brand deals that she was getting, they, she dropped a brand deal yesterday. Like the amount of brand deals she was going to get the amount of goodwill she had from people being like, you finally escaped this man to just one foul swoop. What? Just one foul swoop. Wipe that all out. I mean, this must be like, it's weird when you compare it to Arianna Maddox and Arianna Maddox had like all Amanda's story of getting out of the toxic relationship and being the one that was betrayed, you know, and that just like skyrocket her to fame. So I don't know what happens from here, but oh, Amanda went from Arianna to Raquel in like a week. Right. Yeah. And Sierra's going to fill that spot. I mean, Sierra's already doing all this amazing stuff. And so she's just, I don't know, she's going to be like, oh, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. And so she's just, I love seeing her success, but I feel like people have felt like the show is on the way out. You know, people have been calling for like a spinoff and the city, and it's just like seeing these people in their forties get drunk and blackout and screaming each other. I think some people have been over it for a while. Paige is off the show. I mean, there's different reasons. Paige leaves the show and all hell breaks loose. They had to replace her with like eight cast members. But it's so interesting that it could be that exact same story that like, this will be the most popular season, especially now. I haven't been watching. I'm probably going to watch it again. I'm probably going to go back and watch now. And then it could be over just like Vanderpump. I just am ready for a cast. I guess I'm ready for it to be over. I watched this. I see these like young 25 year olds in this house with 40 year olds. Carl's sober. Kyle's an alcoholic. Like it's not a fun watch for me anymore. And I wonder if they dropped the statement this week. I mean, because a video probably is impending is impending, imminent. It's imminent. But I actually, because Kyle was so terrible on this episode, I wonder if they thought they would get some like brownie points for that, that like she can do whatever she wants. And I never thought Kyle would get a victim arc. And here we are. Yes, it's crazy. I mean, it's insane. And I don't know how close he is with Wes, but he's not, not friends with Wes. It's crazy to do. It's like, I just, there's this part of me that's like, they're in love because they are risking a lot. Well, that's when they asked, when Andy Cohen asked Tom Sandoval and Raquel, like, are you in love? And like, they hesitated to confirm it. I'm like, you should say with your whole chest, I burned my life down because I am in love because I am willing to take the fire and squad of this and how much people love Sierra and how terrible this looks because I am that in love with this person. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the way the message read. Like we've had this friendship and things have developed. Like the message was like, this is real. So get on board. And people were like, we will not. I mean, they left their comments on and everything. Okay. So I have one final question for you because people were saying this was like the smoking gun last week and I did not agree and I'm in the minority. So I was talking to my friend Melanie and she was like, you got to watch the episode. You got to catch this moment with Wes and Amanda. And it's after like Kyle is screaming at Amanda and Wes goes in to comfort her. And there's this moment where she walks out into the hallway and he kind of grabs her arm and it didn't mean anything to me, but everybody I know that is married is like, you don't touch a person like that, that you're not with. Yeah. So you watched the video. I watched the video and it made me feel some type of way horny. No, it looked like they have something between them, but all these people always drunk, you know, they like talk to. I think you were touchy and you look at people adoringly and you just act different when you're drunk. But my first initial reaction was like, something's more than friends here. And that's what I thought. And, but I'm also just like, I don't know, they could have wanted to, again, just have that kind of drunk dramatic moment. Yeah. I don't know. They seem so drunk. I assume that Wes and Amanda are friends. It seemed like a way that you would comfort your friend. Amanda and Wes are the same age. Kyle is 10 years older than them. Like they just seemed like buddies to me. And then you would, if that is true, you'd have to assume that maybe this has been brewing since like July of last year. Can you imagine? Crazy. All right. Well, developing story guys, we will stay on it. And if they don't pick cameras back up for this, I know I will riot, but reunion coming soon. 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verbally abused her and been so terrible and you know we were really all rooting for her also and then the next day miranda you immediately post the flowers on instagram with the card basically being like get ready with me to find out that your husband's hooking up with all of them also the same day we posted our reel about get ready with me videos like miranda's doing her makeup like get ready with me to find out your husband is a waiting room for all your friends basically people were like sending it to me like oh my god you guys just did this and i mean we're blessed i love miranda are there any other men in the state of utah besides dakota and chase there's no other hot liberal men that can fuck i bet that's just chase though not just chase is my point like chase is making the rounds chase will get you pregnant and he will support your abortion chase is the hot only hot liberal man in that community i mean this won't stop me from dming him when i go there next week i'm telling you like this just goes to show a man who cares about women's rights and paints his nails and he's gonna get it in but here's the thing like wasn't chase is part of the original swinging scandal like he so chase and miranda were married they were the original scandal so chase has hooked up with taylor obviously chase also has slept with leila they dated and then leila dated his mason his brother and then chase also was hooking up with shania who dakota had this whole thing with this season yeah threesome with shania which then chase's sister confirmed on instagram last week shania girl and now chase and jesse and like then you know it was so funny jesse's gonna make out with everybody that's for sure jesse and marciano marciano oh and marciano i'm not gonna get the quote right but basically like miranda posted about jesse doing this jordan got in the comments jesse's ex-husband and was just like now we're all finding out that she's this terrible blah blah and somebody just really shut the fuck up jordan yeah you didn't eat down with this this does not make you any less terrible delete your account no chase it's just like i feel like hooking up with chase is a mormon tradition at this point like chase is book of mormon like literally it's he's everyone's getting around you get on the show that's the that's the casting couch sign me up as shashank said he's he's my hall path it's part of the interview process you get a psych eval and you have to have sex with chase i mean him and miranda's vibe is so interesting to me they post a lot of tiktoks together about how she's not interested in him and so i don't think people are as mad at jesse because i think the vibe is with miranda that she doesn't really want to be with him she doesn't care leila is also one of miranda's best friends and she dated chase also i don't know about the leila thing yeah i missed that yeah okay it was and then she started dating mason so his brother and they are since broken up as well i don't know how much miranda cares i think she's just probably at this point like come on can we stop with my husband can he just stop yeah but he is just slipping his way through salt lake and i would just like to say chase i will be at wise guys comedy club in salt lake next week what night am i gonna be there april 8th i will be in salt lake at wise guys so um chase if you're there and you want to see me he really needs to come watch it be dakota instead okay question for you who well sure looks only okay do people think dakota's hot if i removed everything about dakota that i know as a person i think he's an objectively like gorgeous man gorgeous okay is this the consensus did he get hair transplant also his hair looks thicker this season i'm just curious what people think let leave a comment i mean i do think he is very attractive his hair does look thicker now he looks hotter this season he's hotter and more terrible but i was just wondering like is he like this heartthrob of yeah of utah okay i mean he is objectively so good looking yeah i'm tall he does have great hair he's like beautiful eyes his voice takes me out it's like his taylor and like kind of like whiny voice i really hate that's fair chase i like his style a lot he's always just like doing something kind of crazy he likes being a girl dad he's always like posting cute stuff with his kids like i mean you can't remove dakota's mason's ever may really if he just if he cut his hair okay the hair it's the hair that's not for me i mean chase you chase is like a buzzed head with a mustache driver i fucked in greece does he mason oh okay it's a similar vibe but i mean if i had to pick one just by looks don't know their personality at all i think i'm going to kota you're going to kota but i mean spend three minutes with either one of them chase it's not even it's not and honestly it's a hard decision for me because i could go either way well i finished the season i just want to say i cannot believe taylor frankie paul was ever cast as the bachelorette and i cannot believe abc didn't check in during the season like how's our girl doing it's insane like you had told me this is not a take i just want to leave it at that that i did finish the season just becomes more and more unbelievable with every episode that they let this happen and i stand by our firm belief that abc made sure this show got canceled because they didn't want to air this season i was shocked by people saying speculating that abc was gonna sue taylor frankie paul taylor frankie paul should sue them that's crazy and i did hear that she does get her full paycheck because she did complete the assignment essentially good and everybody knew about this this was in a police report i'm surprised abc did not have producers on the set of mormon wives at least getting screeners ahead of time this is a person that was unwell and everybody stood to benefit from her going on this show you can feel it yes and this is a person that was really unwell and should not have been put in this position and you know to film so they actually like never take breaks from filming mormon wives it's not a big deal but i think it's a big deal and i think it's a big deal and i think it's a back-to-back-to-back seasons and reunions and then she what just gets up and goes to film three months 18 hours a day of the bachelor like she was put in an impossible position so anyways i'm glad you finished it this is very crazy stay tuned for who chase sleeps with next okay so really quickly we just wanted to recap age of attraction there was a reunion that aired last night so netflix didn't air the reunion nick vile aired it on his podcast essentially on the vile files him and natalie hosted the show and this happens sometimes with newer shows you don't get a reunion right away i mean summerhouse didn't have reunion for years so i love that he took it into his own hands and he sent us the screener so we were able to take a look at it so you know i didn't think anyone was gonna last on this show but i really did enjoy the show i everyone looked so hot at the reunion everyone's really well behaved i mean you got a lot of older people in the room you know keeping it classy but who's still together vanessa and logan are still engaged i cannot believe they are together got engaged i mean they just bickered all the time you just didn't see that coming and then libby and andrew that super smoke guy and jessica simpson they are still together and theresa and john the first couple to really go into the promise room together and the biggest age gap 27 54 he was younger than some of her kids or her one son they broke up and i think that was a bummer people were like rooting for them so that's really what happened and i did do doppelgangers for this but we're kind of in a time crunch today so i think i'm gonna do on my instagram because i have this one spoke to me i have a lot of them do in tandem as the reunion comes out today yeah so i'll just post that check my instagram ash has i'm going to do all my side by sides for age retraction if you guys care but thank you to nick for letting us screen this and talk about i'm glad that they did the reunion because i saw that whole show through and was like i want to know what where everybody stands well you know they used to not give summer house reunion they didn't even get a reunion until hannah and page came out of the scene yeah like it's disappointing when you don't get to see like what happens at the end of the year and then you're like oh my god i'm gonna do this again i know so i i love this and he sent us a long cut and it wasn't fully edited i don't think i was like to edit this because we were talking about the people who have to edit these reunions down from what 10 hours to like an hour or two or sometimes there's two parts obviously but i was just like the people who edit that just i want to give them all their flowers i don't know how you do it i really don't mormon wives they were like let's just do all of dad talk let's just have them on the stage for the entire hour the women from the stage let's remove the mormon wives from the and you know love story the finale came out it is over finally i didn't finish it i threw in the towel you know i've started watching the show i didn't love it then i started to like it because i like you and i both like 90s new york city and the fashion and calvin klein and that was kind of fun to watch i mean overall i thought it was kind of hacky the characters are not believable to me at all they just sell you that this is the sort of like regular guy this regular couple they're at a dive bar in the middle of the day having a drink no they're not that's the son of the most yeah so it's over but i wanted to tell you something funny and i want to know what you thought about this so because like so many people are like emulating carolyn beset style and they just want to look just like her and this is like swept the nation this look and i keep looking at you like this is so plain and melanie said to me this is just a girl like a model looks like she went to everlane like yeah don't you think it's just like the fashion is not that amazing and inspiring it is just like a very tall thin objectively beautiful person with a perfect face and perfect hair in some really plain like everlane gap close she looks put together and she looks classy and she is giving quiet luxury i feel like she was a pioneer of that without realizing that but i saw this one take and i don't remember who it was it was someone who who knew her i could never find this if i try but i saw someone kind of speaking on it with authority and they were like she wasn't this fashion icon like y'all think she was just greasy hair and a ponytail like she was just throwing on whatever and people have turned her into this icon that no you you you you insult to her she was just putting on whatever and she just looked great you know so it was kind of like people have idealized her into something that she didn't care about like she wasn't a fashion girly i guess that's what they said but that's what i'm saying this is just an objectively flawless looking person she could put on anything i could put on those outfits that would look like her you know the person i think probably who said this is carol carol radswell who was formerly a real housewives of new york and she is going to be on the new real housewives of new york okay she was left out of the show and basically she was married to anthony radswell who is the son of jackie onassis's sister okay so she is related to me lee radswell yes yeah yeah so she's part of your family so carol has always said that her and anthony were best friends with jfk jr and carolyn and then they passed away and then her husband anthony died a couple weeks later okay and she refused in real housewives to talk about this it was in her contract she would not talk about knowing the kennedys she did not want to be on television talking about this and she was left out of love story and now she's on this interview circuit talking to anybody that she can do moi the new york times giving all these quotes and interviews everybody else associated with the show that's still live is like this is crap and i don't want to be associated with this and carol radswell is like how high can i wave my hand for this really and it is shocking why she did do moi's podcast whatever she can get her claws into yes and anyone who will listen it's crazy to me because like you have jack slossberg and daryl hannah being like i don't want to be associated with this this is all fictionalized this is bullshit yeah carol's like how much can i do interviews about this it's very cringe but i'm i'm thinking maybe it's because she's going to be on the new real housewives so she's trying to get her name out there again but it is just it's very funny to watch that makes sense yes nothing's real no okay thank you for explaining that to me i you kept trying to tell me about like rain i can't i don't know why i'm not digesting this i'm not understanding who this woman is and so thank you for breaking it down she's in my family obviously we're distance cousins with jackie on my grandmother somehow she's in the family tree okay well we are just gonna leave you guys with a few headlines right off the bat christy gnome is blindsided by cross-dressing husband who put her at risk for blackmail so this is a developing story christy's having a tough month she was fired you love to see it you know is bruce jenner i guess there's pictures of her husband compromising photographs you know it's always these people the call is always coming from inside the house it's always people who want to never not take rights away from gay people or trans people or whatever it is that have their own skeletons whatever he's doing he's welcome to do but i just this it's always thou doth protest too much it is crazy you're trying to protect people from people like this it's your husband we don't know all the ins and outs of this we just heard about it so you guys can do your research but we had to get that and the laguna beach cast reunited at a black and white affair last week in la and lauren and kristin were on the radio and they were on the radio and they were on the radio and they were on the radio and they were on the radio and they were on the radio and they were on the red carpet together they did a tick tock together we'll show it on youtube they did this like miley cyrus audio just like we're so different but we're friends like they kristin captioned it besties it's so crazy the world is healing look at people growing up did you see what kristin wore he was like that throwback from from the show yes like the white dress and the the choker we talked about kristin didn't even know do you think she just still dresses like that that's like oh i had that in my closet we'd love to see the black choker make a resurgence so grok the ai but misidentifies druski's erica kirk as the real person so let me just break this down so druski who's number one creator now on the internet his sketches just take off they go crazy and he impersonates people and he impersonates he's a black man he does white people whatever so he did erica kirk he didn't say her name the video just says how conservative women in america act and he impersonates her did you watch the full video yeah it's i mean i really i mean i know it's not her oh for sure but it's but like ai didn't yeah so people asked grok elah musk's ai bought whatever is this erica kirk and the grok identified him as erica kirk and there's fan fiction surrounding this that erica kirk sent a cease and desist i don't think that that's really accurate and there was this thing joe exotic got in the comments did you see this no i was seeing that joe exotic posted that we all know erica kirk put a hit out on charlie kirk and then someone wrote joe how are you writing this from prison and he was like it's all corrupt girl and i cannot i don't think this is real joe's always commenting from prison okay i couldn't find this actual comment okay he always comments stuff he's always just like getting in there and you're we're always like joe how are you commenting on stuff this is a pervasive issue okay but the fact that he said that i didn't take off as much as i feel like it should have so i'd let us know if you guys i'll ask grok after this if that's real or not but i mean this druski video is so good and he never says her by name and he does all the things like he does the blue eyes all her the insane way she speaks the jawline her coming out yeah the smush barbie doll head and i just think that's crazy that you know that's what's taken off this week in terms of in the the erica kirk world and also that they're saying the bullet is not what the bullet doesn't match the gun that they said tyler whoever what's his name i don't know no one knows his name because we never heard anything about him ever again we never heard anything about the person that shot donald trump ever again so that's what's on the in the news this week but then some people are like bullets change forms or i don't know but people are again speculating that was staged that the bullet was not even from that guy's gun this is the most conspiracy theorist i become is this story yeah okay and lastly united is launching relax rose so live flat economy seats and the internet went crazy about this so i just thought at first it was because tsa lines were so long and people were all missing their flights and there's just these empty flights right i thought united was just like fuck it let them lay down but united is selling these economy seats it's basically like three economy seats across and you can lay down and it's like nice for people with kids to travel with i mean i want to travel like this so it's going to be next year but yeah it says there's adjustable leg rest that fold up to a 90 degree angle and create this spacious life at sleeping area and it does seem like families yeah it looks like people with kids i mean i don't know three seats price wise it would have to make sense i mean a lie flat seat these days one way 2500 2000 so three economy seats i mean you could probably do them all for a thousand i don't know what i mean you are going to save money i think no no matter what but absolutely i just think it's so funny that someone across the aisle from you like you could be in a middle seat and you look across the aisle and there's a family sleeping there's a mom and two kids sleeping and you're in a middle seat on a long flight you're like fuck this i don't want to see that like that's true that's why they have at least they have the that's what i'm saying like you're separated from the people in the lie flats and economy and now they're right there fucking playpen set up pack and play a mom with her two kids and the whole family's asleep are you legally allowed to do this on planes like if i just bought three economy seats so like i fly to new york a lot the economy seats to new york are like 200 bucks and then the delta ones are like 2500 can i just buy three economy seats and sleep like that or they like make you like be a person yeah but i think they give you like a lot of money and they're like the stuff to make it into a bed okay but you're like i brought my own bed that is so funny i bought my own bed i mean yeah you can buy as many seats as you want and sometimes people who are bigger will buy two seats and just have more room i think nikki glazer i swear i don't want to speak on her but i swear like so many years ago when she had plenty of money to fly however she wanted to she was like i prefer to buy multiple seats in economy i think i'm pretty certain that she was like she was never in first or she was never in delta one lay flat she was like i like to have a few seats at my disposal in the back i mean unless you're getting a lay flat those seats are very similar like a row three first class seat and a row 16 middle and end right same seat yeah i had a great seat on united recently i flew united into new york i love i love new york airport new york new jersey and it was the first row in the like economy but like premium economy the bulkhead and no one in the middle so there was someone on the end and i was at the window i was like this is a a dream but the seat wasn't huge but with no one next to me i was like i will die for this seat girl 33a on a delta flight from lax to new york city is what i prefer i say do not upgrade me to comfort i want only a first class upgrade if i'm going to be upgraded because i want 33a that is the biggest row yeah it's huge there was one time i sat in the seat that was like i thought it was a bulkhead and i felt like i was on the wing i couldn't explain it i was like there was electrical stuff around me like the screen popped out of the armrests i was like never again i was in an exit row yesterday and there was no armrest no unacceptable terrifying. Give me my money back. Okay, guys. Well, that is your snack. Lots of tea. We got through a lot in an hour. So we will see you guys here in LA on May 7th, us and the Chippendales come horny for the best show tickets at girls got to eat.com. You can find us on Instagram at girls got to eat podcast. Also on Tik TOK girls got to eat podcast. I am Ash Hess on Instagram and Tik TOK. Raina is Raina dot Greenberg, Raina Greenberg.com for tickets to Salt Lake city and more. And you can watch full video on YouTube and Spotify. So check that out, subscribe and share this episode with a friend, leave a rating or a comment, and we will see you Monday. Have a good week guys. Bye. Coca-Cola for the big, for the small, the short and the tall peacemakers risk takers for the optimist pessimists for long distance love for introverts and extroverts, the thinkers and the doers for old friends. And new Coca-Cola for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The hosts return after a week-long break, discussing recent pop culture news and personal updates.
  2. A major highlight is the announcement of a new collaboration between Girls Gotta Eat and The Chippendales at a Netflix Festival in LA, featuring live performances and a surprise head act.
  3. A vehicular crime report covers Tiger Woods’ repeated DUIs, sparking debate about celebrity driving habits and privacy, with a curious link to his relationship with Vanessa Trump.
  4. A massive chocolate heist in Europe involving 12 tons of Kit Kats is detailed, with brands issuing humorous, unexpected public statements in response.
  5. Amanda Batula and Wes Wilson confirm their relationship following months of speculation, with cast members sharing intimate social media posts and videos.
  6. The hosts critique the drama and ethics of reality TV, particularly focusing on the emotional toll and perceived toxicity in shows like *Summer House*.
  7. A viral AI misidentification incident surfaces, where Druski’s sketch of Erica Kirk is wrongly attributed, sparking online rumors and conspiracy theories.
  8. The week concludes with a mix of travel news, airline innovations (United’s lie-flat economy seats), and broader cultural commentary on celebrity scandals and fashion trends.

Summary:

The episode opens with a heartfelt return from the hosts after a week-long break, blending personal reflections with a lively mix of current events. A major highlight is the unveiling of a new Girls Gotta Eat x Chippendales collaboration at a Netflix Festival in LA, promising live entertainment and a surprise head performer, generating excitement among fans. The hosts also dive into a satirical vehicular crime report centered on Tiger Woods’ DUIs, highlighting concerns about celebrity behavior and privacy, while linking it to his rumored relationship with Vanessa Trump.

Another key segment covers a massive Kit Kat heist in Europe, with brands like Domino’s, Denny’s, and DoorDash delivering humorous, outlandish public statements in response. A major reality TV story unfolds as Amanda Batula and Wes Wilson publicly confirm their relationship after months of speculation, including shared social media posts and emotional video moments. The discussion extends to deeper critiques of reality TV, especially *Summer House*, questioning the emotional toll and toxic dynamics among cast members.

Additionally, the hosts address a viral AI misidentification incident where Druski’s impersonation of Erica Kirk sparks misleading online rumors. The episode concludes with broader cultural topics, including United’s new lie-flat economy seats, travel trends, and a satirical take on fashion and celebrity image, all woven into a fun, fast-paced narrative that balances humor, controversy, and personal insight.

FAQs

The Chippendales will perform at the Girls Gotta Eat Netflix Fest in Los Angeles on May 7th at the Palace Theater. This event includes comedy performances and is a fun, feel-good night with a variety of entertainment.

Thieves stole 12 tons of Kit Kat bars in a truck in Europe, with the theft reportedly planned and involving serial numbers. Kit Kat has responded by emphasizing that cargo theft is a growing issue and that the heist was not a reflection of their brand values.

Yes, Amanda and Wes have released a joint public statement confirming their relationship. The announcement came after months of speculation, social media posts, and cast members sharing intimate moments, and they described it as a serious development.

Tiger Woods has had multiple DUI incidents, including a second DUI in 2021 and another more recently. The conversation highlights concerns about celebrity behavior, the lack of transparency in body cam footage, and the irony of celebrities driving despite having access to private drivers.

Several brands released humorous or ironic statements, including Domino’s, Denny’s, DoorDash, and Kitchen Sink, which joked about the theft and offered recipes like a Kit Kat milkshake or no-bake cheesecake as a response.

The Chippendales performance marks a special collaboration between Girls Gotta Eat and the group, featuring the head Chippendale seen on 'Mormon Wives.' It is seen as a fun, celebratory, and larger-than-life addition to the event lineup.

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