The Snack: Gay Halloween, Nobody Wants This, and Ombre D*ck

- This week on the snack, nobody wants this, the best Halloween costumes and Tom Brady cat fight. This is the Deer Media Production. Enjoy! (upbeat music) - Hi guys! Welcome to Gay Halloween. - This is truly the gayest of the Halloween. - So this is our tribute to one of our favorite shows of the year, if you guys are watching on YouTube or Spotify, we are Heated Rivalry. - Rainy, you look like little orphan Annie. (laughing) - That is what I look like as well again. - I had this hair and look, okay. - You took your hair and you're not taking this costume. - You're not taking this costume seriously. - You're not taking it seriously. - I brought you a wig cap, you didn't want to wear it. I feel like I'm doing good without it. I am dressed as the single thing I've masturbated to the most this year. - Yeah. - I think I sat at home on New Year's Day and I think you look like a manager at home and you look good. - No, you look like you need to speak to the manager. - No, no. (laughing) - Yes, I'm either the manager. I need to speak to the manager. Yeah, like a lady in the Midwest, maybe named Rhonda or Brenda who also was like starting to go gray. - Carol. - So she went to Carol's or she went dark. - Okay, also look, we turn her out like these. Jersey said the name's on the back. - You get that on the screen. I'm sitting on the water bottle. - I did really well. You have not given me enough credit for these. These are from Sheen. And they were really hard to find. And I was worried they weren't gonna arrive in time. So I ordered backups from Amazon then had the team on it. They were just blanks. And I was like, so worried. And these arrived in the nick of time. - You got us. - I got us each two wig options. (laughing) We tried them on last night of my house. I'm glad you gave me Alia. - Yeah, of course. - I know. - I feel like you were so much more horny for him. - I mean, I'm horny for both of them, but like I just like his accent. - What are you gonna do with these jerseys that fairly? Are you in Shashank and a role play? - I don't know. We do have a bunch of Halloween parties this weekend. - Are you gonna make him wear this wig? - We have other costumes planned. - Well, we have our dumb and dumb are from last year. Remember mine didn't come. - Do I remember? - But it came like. - Actually, you can't do that too much. - No. - It also didn't show up. So it came like two weeks later. So we're gonna do that. And then he wants to wear that hot dog. - And I might be like a sexy mustard, but I haven't really gotten anything. - Like the bottle? - Yeah. - The bottle kind of curves in a lady's body. - I mean, I'm just gonna have to take what I can get at this point, but if I could find a hat to wear with this wig, honestly, I'm wearing this wig all week. This is where this is my dumb and dumb or costume. - I should have thought about a dumb and dumb or wig, whatever. - No, I'm just, I'm comfy. Not my head, my head's itchy. - All right, well, you're just gonna deal with it. She keeps threatening to take her wig off. - No, I said you're gonna take your wig off. - I'm gonna snatch your wig. - But at the end of this, we're gonna get in a fight. - All right, we're gonna thank our partners and get right into it. 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I went home and locked up my house for the very last time and left a card in the keys for the owners and that was my last time ever being in my first ever house that I bought and directly drove over to you in your new house and we just had the best night Shashank made us dinner but I love your house so much. It is so special I was thinking about on the drive over here today. I know you didn't want to move. This wasn't your choice but I love the house and it was just such a funny end of an era for me beginning of an era for you. It was just such a nice evening. I was just kinda sad and as soon as I got to your house I was like I don't feel like that anymore. So good. And I'm just like obsessed with the house and we will give you guys all the tea on moving on Monday but it was just like a nice end of the day yesterday and like the house is so good. Thanks. Are you so happy? I am really happy. Yes, we will talk about it more and not the whole story 'cause you know, I'm still maybe in the process of legal proceedings but I really am happy and I'm really happy about the location. I could walk to the beach which is really nice. I haven't had that since I've lived in LA and that has always been something I've wanted to be able to do and technically same neighborhood is still Santa Monica but just a little different area where I can walk to different things and just have a new fresh neighborhood and so we're really excited about that. So we also just see how we love the house. We really, really love it. It's really special and it's really, really gorgeous. So that's a little update. You guys will hear more about it on Monday and I will talk about my being married for a year in a couple of weeks next week after but this is our anniversary weekend. So one year since the best party of our lives we had a Halloween party last year if you guys have been around you know and we had a holiday ceremony and we had the wedding in November 1st and so just reminiscing on that and how last year was at this time and I'll talk about it but we're not doing anything crazy or taking any trips or anything. We are going to a lot of Halloween parties like four. One's a birthday party, we're dressing as all up one day. It's a full Halloween weekend and then Sunday will be our anniversary and we might get massages or something 'cause we're gonna be probably pretty tired. You should wear these shirts here. Yeah, we're all revved up but we're like big Halloween people. We've had shows on Halloween year after year and we have Tom and dress up and we're always like so excited to predict what the costumes are gonna be and what you guys are gonna wear. So you know, just enjoy your weekend, take photos, tag us, let us see what you're wearing. Yes, so we are gonna kick it off with a Halloween report. We are gonna talk about the top costumes of 2026 but just a few celebrities who have dressed up and costumes we wanted to recognize. Most people are probably gonna do Halloween this weekend. I mean, Halloween on a Saturday night is huge. So I feel like there's parties Friday night, maybe even tonight as you guys listen Saturday of course but a few celebrities have already dressed up. The Kardashians always do something early. So Kim dressed up as Northwest. I saw that. I loved it. A tribute to her own daughter. Northwest is a very specific look. Look, yeah. So we had that and then Paris Hilton, I guess she does Brittany a lot. Oh, like most years, I mean there's so many Britney's you can choose from. I did Brittany in the red, like laytags. But there are like, I mean, so many Britney's you could hit me baby one more time. So I think she did my favorite Brittany. Which one? She did sleep for you with the VMAs with the snake. Like, you see the photo? Yes, of course. It's like so many Britney's though. So I really think that's the Brittany I would do. I've never done it and that's the hottest. It's a tie between that and when she did the gold jumpsuit, all the VMAs with the gold, like barely their outfit. But this with the snake, I mean, that's my favorite Brittany. That's what I would do. Okay. But I loved the one that you did too. Or yeah, I mean, hit me baby one more time, like the little school girl outfit. I think I'm going snake. I'm going red latex that also it's hard to find the red latex that fits. Yeah. Like I've spent a lot of money on it. It still was this like weird bag of a jumpsuit. I know when I took hat woman last year, I found a like latex full jumpsuit that was tight and fit. When it's baggy, when it's baggy in your crotch, it's just baggy red latex. Just wrinkles and it's like bunched up. You have a fupa because of the outfit. Yep, that's how I performed for you guys. But I loved it. It was great. And then what an honor selection. Taylor Freaky Paul dressed as Lucy from Tommy Lies, the most recent season. One of the most uncomfortable scenes I've ever seen in a show ever when Stephen Films Lucy admitting to line about being assaulted. Yeah. And she's in this like red t-shirt with this white t-shirt under it. Taylor Freaky Paul dressed up as that. I mean, that is first of all sony. She's giving gay Halloween without any of the joy. Yes, with all the trauma. Is she trying to send the message that the code of filmed her against her will? This is actually so crazy. I went to click on it just to read some comments. It's age restricted. I mean, that scene really like I was like, oh, this show isn't even like enjoyable anymore. I know. It's so dark. Like, yes, truly, I mean, it's tough. Lucy was toxic, but she was more of a victim obviously. But this really toxic traumatic part of that show, the most bleak scene that people were like, I don't know if I can watch this anymore. I know. And Taylor Freaky Paul is like, let me lean into that. Let me just, he he he. It just, it felt so weird. Some of you guys sent it to me. And so I was like, we got to talk about it. But I don't know. She's the top level of toxic. This makes sense. Dakota has been posting a lot with Shania. And Shania has been posting a lot with Dakota. And they're like a full on couple. Do you know this? No. And Shania has been posting a lot with ever. Taylor's son. No. Yes, a lot. That's all I have to say about that. I mean, it was just crazy. Also, I saw all the Mormon wives at the airport. It's okay. They're just so cute. I saw Michaela and Macy. And they were just like, they were just so cute. Oh, yeah. It was like a fun time reciting for me. Okay. So we just want to go through top 10, 2026 costume predictions pop culture. So in no particular order, bad bunny from the Super Bowl with the pads and the white outfit or the bushes. I would dress up as one of the bushes, wouldn't you? That's going to be one of my favorite costumes. If people do a bad bunny and maybe a lady Gaga too and then other people are the bushes or the couple that got married, like so much from the Super Bowl performance, you can do a lot of niche gay housing. Yeah, and Nikki from Obsession. So Obsession is going to be huge Dolly Parton tribute. So many Dolly Partons you could choose from. My favorite Dolly Parton is when she was the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader a couple of years ago during half-time iconic heated rivalry. Of course, that's what we did. Taylor Swift did the Knicks love and I want to see people like make up their like T-shirts. I want to see people make up more songs. Elizabeth Holmes of course, Nathan Fielder maybe and Susan Del. People have already done Susan Del. The Artemis 2 crew. The astronauts. The Odyssey. So you were saying people would do Zendaya's character who I forget the Agamemnon. How did I just do that? What? That's what is she's called? You guys Agamemnon's a thing. I swear to God. I don't know what you're saying. Athena. Agamemnon is Athena in the Odyssey. What does that mean? Sorry, it's the guy. He's the King of the Underworld. Okay, it doesn't matter. Let's just move on. I think we're going to be Zendaya. Okay. And the Empire State couple. Absolutely. We didn't have an episode when that happened when we were in France. I don't actually think we ever really talked about it, but that was so huge for a 24-hour period. So when a couple of guys engaged to the top of the Empire State Building. And Gail Wien is just basically a theme of I hate Gail Wien because what do you mean you're the $15,000 animatronic bird from the art of play? Yeah, it's picking a very niche cultural reference and dressing up as that so that everybody at the party has to be like, what are you? Yes. So my favorite was going to be the animatronic bird, obviously with Kelly, or the cucumber that Kendall Jenner cuts. Oh, you went like a deep cut. I'm just making up stuff. Okay. So I picked a few faves from Threads. Okay. I hate Gail Wien. What do you mean you're the blowjob lady from QVC? That's not even that niche actually. That's a good costume to be. Yeah, but it's like what she probably was just wearing a shirt and a wig like yours. Exactly. It's easy. Also, that's Tuzanne Lambert who I love. You guys should follow her. She is just savage like political commentary. She just roast everybody. We love her. But I like the thought of seeing somebody at a party and you're like, just wearing a shirt. You're like, what are you? It's like, well, obviously on the blowjob lady from QVC. Another one from Tuzanne Lambert. I hate Gail Wien. What do you mean you're dressed like if Sudan Hussein opened a cheesecake factory, which we will talk about? I hate Gail Wien because what do you mean you're the east wing of the White House being demolished and someone dressed up with a giant diorama of like the east wing being demolished into the ballroom. That person at the party that is wearing just like a physically uncomfortable costume that you can't get past. Respect. Okay. This is niche and we didn't talk about this either. This happened like right after we recorded one day and I was obsessed with it. But I hate Gail Wien because what do you mean you're at Lana Hawks' costume is a tear away that reveals an Iowa Hawkeye's costume. That was like an incredible moment when Amy Klobuchar called out that Republican who whatever. If you guys know, you know, don't have time to get into it. Okay. I love Gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a piece of algae covered blue paint peeling off the reflection pool. Anything other reflection pool. I love it. And then this one, which is also just an aside, something I wanted to talk about. I hate Gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Drake on his 40th with that brown shawl. Did you see? I was like, should we talk about this this week or not? Like I wasn't even sure like if like we should speak on this. Drake really went all the way off on his 40th. Drake is all of us. He had the backstreet boys perform as birthday party. He was up there singing. I wanted that way with them. But days before he steps out, he's wearing all black leather pants with this brown shawl just looking like an auntie. Would you have done a double take to that outfit if it wasn't everywhere? Like I stopped posted over and over. Would you have seen that and been like that would have stopped me in my tracks. I was like, just Drake wearing a 2012 brown fringe blanket scarf. Looking like a white girl named Ashley in a pumpkin patch. No, I was like, I think I have that literally all have that. I don't think it stopped me in my tracks. I was like, oh, I have that. It's like the Drake's wearing it and they sing with the backstreet boys. He's a millennial woman. He's a millennial white woman just at his core. Okay. And I just have one more. Our friend Jenny Jones told me she might be dressing up as drum roll, please. Mitch McConnell. Ma'am. Which version? The alive one or the. I was like, how are you going to get a turkey neck? How are you going to do the neck? Is she going to be in a wheelchair? No. That's a great way to go to party and not have to talk. Unbelievable. And then you stand next to her in that wig. You have to speak. No, I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean? You're Mitch McConnell's corpse on the set of floor. We can't at Bernie's. I think there'll be a lot of weekend at Bernie's this year too, just because Mitch McConnell has put it back into the light guys. So those are your gay Halloween picks for this year. So let us know in the comments what you guys are dressing up as and send photos, tag us. When you guys dress up, we just always want to see what you're doing for Halloween. Let's take a quick break and then we will get back into it. Yeah, let's talk about Hanj. Just our favorite dating app, the one that you've seen the most relationships grow out of. And when people are like, I want to meet somebody and I don't know how to do it, I would always recommend using Hanj. I think that their app facilitates the best way to talk to somebody, create conversation. I think when you're starting to think like, how do I talk to somebody on an app? It's like, it feels so awkward and uncomfortable. And I think that they have so many prompts that allow you to like show who you are. And just to think about like my best tips for a dating app in my house and I always say, like, leave us some positivity and not nagging, photos where people can see you and not like you and a thousand friends. 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No, it makes you look really like the sweater. Yeah, it's such a vibe. I have always loved it. I don't even know what I think first because I think of the clothes. I think of the home. It's just, you know, and I've bought some stuff for my new house from anthropology. I'm just obsessed. Also just nice stuff to just jazz up your home. Mm-hmm. Add a little razzle dazzle to your home. You know, you're not if it's big furniture pieces, just stuff you have on your bookcase or that you like style frames and pieces and all that stuff. They have candles. They have coffee mugs, coffee syrup. They have glassware glass trays, things like that. So shop must have a holiday gifts and anthropology is at anthropology.com/all-gifts. Okay, so biggest show out right now. Nobody wants this. Season three. like Ashley and I have just been like such stands for years. I crushed this season. I'm very excited to see what you thought of it. I watched seven episodes in a day. I just woke up, woke up at eight in the morning and immediately turned on. I had to know how it was gonna end. And I'm dying to know what you think. This season was a little different 'cause I felt like they almost made Joanne and Noah secondary characters to Sasha Morgan and Esther. And I have thought some feelings on it, but what did you think? - I loved this season. I loved the first season so much. You guys know we weren't that crazy about the second season. We just felt like they phoned in the ending. They always need to do this running after somebody's seen. They even did it this season. They had Morgan run and find Sasha. It's some junkyard. They just have to do it. - Find him. - I don't know. - But it's just like, thinking a lot. - They love to do this. I don't know. But they only did it once and it wasn't Joanne and Noah. So I was just like, here they go again. They have to have somebody running after someone else. - Is it if I have somebody's location? - I can't find them in the parking lot. - She's just running. - I don't know. I just was like, she or she comes in her sparkly. - Well, I wanted to speak to you on this. And also when they podcast, they are moving those mics around. You all go back and look. They're not even talking into the mic. Sometimes the mic is to the left by like a whole foot. - I'm dead. - I'm shook by it. It's in my mouth. - I'm really podcasting. - I mean, they should have spoken to some podcasters. - I know. - It's crazy. - Well, they are the foster sisters. I loved the season. A friend of ours was a director on some of the episodes. I love seeing his name, Joffer. He is our friend's boyfriend. So I loved the growth of the characters. I love the storyline of them moving in together. I love the music. I love some of these new additions. Like Sarah Silverman, she hasn't been out before, right? So Elijah from Girls. So I love some of that. I really liked it. And I wasn't crazy about season two. And so this compared to season one for me. And I really do love the Morgan and Sasha storyline. Episode seven, which was just them in New York, was the Marnie episode of Girls. - Well, I just said this to Carolyn before we started recording. I said it reminds me of Panic in Central Park. I loved it. It was one of favorite episodes of TV. - It's a lot of people's favorite episode of Girls of Up TV. The way they did this, if you guys aren't familiar, they took this episode of Girls and it was just all about Marnie and her ex-boyfriend and running around New York in a gown. - Uh-huh. - You know, like, I'm sure they drew inspiration from that. And you actually did see Joanna Noah getting high and not answering their phone, but it was really all about them in New York. It was this beautiful episode. I have like no notes, except wearing a Valentino gown on Watch What Happens Live. It was a little weird, but she looked beautiful. And it was this incredible episode. I was wondering if it was inspired by Girls. - I think one of my favorite episodes of TV, it's definitely my favorite episode of the series of all three seasons. - Of Nobody Wants This. - I just thought it was really well done. - I think that's so funny because it's like, that's a correlation between the episode that Morgan does without Joanne is the most popular episode. So the episode of the series that she does that's about her, Everybody's Favorite. I love Morgan as a character. I'm having mixed feelings on Sasha now. I don't know. He could like do no wrong in my eyes. And now it's just like, I know he's going through a lot, but he's like, he's he fucked her, he fucked his life. I don't know. He's he's get this little like fuck boy energy surrounding him. Just like, you know, I don't totally distrust him yet, but I'm giving him a little side eye. But I don't know, like, what do you think's gonna happen with them? - I mean, I, okay, well, let me back up. I mean, people had problems with two things that the central characters became secondary characters this season and people really didn't like Joanne. I am sort of lukewarm on both of those things, okay? I think that, you know, you follow these characters to the point that they're in a healthy, stable relationship and it's not as invigorating and exciting to watch sometimes as the will they won't they storyline. I thought it was really creative and interesting that they propped up these other characters and made them the central characters. I thought that they actually went a little too hard on inventing problems for Joanne Noah and I thought that like, they made her a little bit more irrational than she's ever been in the other two seasons, which I didn't love, which people reacted to and they didn't really like the part of that character. And Noah is just kind of this endless pussy that just kind of accepts everything. And I think they do that to build towards the ultimate fight that they have, which is the dance with his mother at the wedding and she's being really irrational. She won't let him do this. And then he puts his foot down, but people really had a lot of negative things to say about the characters, but I think that they're just human and they're just navigating a relationship. I didn't dislike their characters. It's the same people that are going to complain about them not being the central characters that will also say it's the same story over and over. It's more the same 'cause I've also seen that. Like the show is just more of the same and we haven't seen character growth, I disagree. And we haven't really seen much change. So it's like they do have to bring other people in. I mean, this is also what happened with Tell Me Lies. Where Lucy and Steven became less central characters and you saw more of the other relationships and people liked it. I mean, I don't know. What do you wanna see from Joanne and Noah for seasons to come? In terms of people not liking Joanne. Joanne is Carrie Bradshaw. She has these moments where I'm like, God damn it. She has been insufferable. But I think she can be selfish initially but always comes around to the right decision. Like I think she reacts quickly and then she takes a beat and she's able to compromise and come around to the right thing. I think we've seen growth with her. I don't dislike her. I have certain moments where I'm like, she pisses me off. But like the housewarming speech and the stuff with the X was weird. But then you kind of saw that this X traumatized her and why she was trying to make it realize what he lost and like she's just kind of human. She's human. That's why I wrote down on my, she just feels human to me. I think she's a little more selfish and self-absorbed than me. I don't know, maybe not me five years ago, 10 years ago. I don't know, but like I do think we've seen growth and I think she's really akin to Carrie Bradshaw. I wonder if people have this take. I haven't really seen this. This feels like an original thought, but I don't necessarily even think this. But I wonder if people love Morgan because she presents me, but she actually is kind. And then on the other side, Joanne presents kind nice and is actually me. I wonder if people kind of think they like that bitchy Morgan performance. And then Joanne, she's the one that's actually kind of has that selfish air of outer and she can be like bitchier and jealous and those types of things. I don't necessarily believe that, but I'm, people seem to like Morgan and not like Joanne. They're both bitchy and they fight with each other, but I think they fought less. And I like their relationship more this season. I found Morgan to be this like really imperfect character that was more likable than Joanne's imperfections. Joanne, her imperfections aren't as likable. Yeah, that's a great call. I think you watch Morgan. You're like, I relate to feeling like I'm not successful. I'm not where I'm an imposter. I'm not where I want to be in my career. I have chosen every wrong man in my life. I think it's just really relatable and perfection. I feel like Joanne, you're watching her kind of like pit her acts against her current boyfriend. You're like nobody would do this. But then there's things about her that I was like really enjoying, which is that she converts for her partner, which is a huge overhaul of your life. It's a lot to ask of somebody. It's the most thing to ask of somebody. Also her sister, who she shares a podcast with, gets basically picked to do all these professional experiences and go all watch what happened live. And she seemed like pretty chill about it. This did like not come up as like a huge issue between the two of them. And you know what, if York she was super jealous, you thought so? Yeah, I mean, I think immediately she was like, you're not qualified to do that. And she kind of attacked her. I guess you're right. And then she like ran out of the nail salon and then she just didn't support her. I thought this would carry through. No, I think she was like very openly jealous and not supportive. Okay, maybe I misremembering. When she went to like New York to do watch what happens live, then they hosted a watch party for her. And that's what I'm saying. Then she comes around to it, she reacts kind of childishly. And then she comes around, something she's a bad person. But that's why I think people are annoyed by her. And I don't think that Carrie Bradshaw did always come around to the right thing. I think she stayed pretty selfish. And so I think there's a better person at their core. I would go Joanne over Carrie. Yeah, I think so too. What do you think of the spoilers if you guys? What do you think about them getting married? Joanne, at the end. I liked it. I liked it. It was just like another nod to the fact that like these characters are not going to be the central characters for the next season. But like we've kind of wrapped up their storyline a little bit. All right, so you're just like we're done. I mean, I thought we were done here. And you wanted to like go into the next season and watch like wedding planning, the wedding planning. I am going to get too deep with it as these are fictional characters. I hope that's what she wanted. Because I think she wanted a wedding. And I think she conceded on a lot. The conceding to get married at his mom's house was a lot. She has this trauma with her dad. She conceded there. And she converted to Judaism for him. So I hope that's what she wanted. Again, this is just probably me projecting because I wanted a wedding so much. I mean, it's just like they're in this emotional moment. I'm not saying you took advantage of the moment, but that's a really emotional moment that she was having. And so it's almost like he was like, let's just do it right now. Like what if that's how she wanted? She feels like the controller in the relation more than him. Like I actually trust her as a character. Was she going to say no, like she's in tears, she's wet, she's in a robe, she's Jewish now. Like she's going to say no. Like I almost feel like he took the wedding from her in that moment. And I love him as a character too. I don't think he's supposed to all the time. But you know, he has this moment. I mean, maybe she just felt like I've conceded on everything. I'm never going to have the wedding I want. I know, but it's not the venue and the dance. That's not fair. My sister is saying she won't come to the wedding. Like maybe she was just like, this is never going to be what I wanted to be. I know. This is a fictional show, you guys. No, I'm like this forever. Like yes, and now I think you were supposed to think there's all this drama with what's going on in the house. Like they want to escape all the drama and essentially like a lope right now. But I'm like, she has lost so much. You want better for her? It's just, she's done a lot. She went to these classes. She converted to Judaism. She wanted to of course. It's a beautiful thing for her. But like now she's going to get devil wedding. I don't know. I was just like, oh, that's kind of a bummer. I was what she wanted. But maybe also it's just family trauma where you're like, I don't have a relationship with my dad that I want. My sister's refusing to come to the wedding. My mom and I weren't even on speaking terms last week. I don't want to bring that energy to my wedding. - Yeah sure. - All impact is forever. I have different thoughts. People are like, I just want to be married to you. It's like, that means that you just want the government to say that you're legally married. I'm like, I just want to have a wedding surrounded by all our friends and family and celebrate our love. That's what I wanted. I feel like I'm a good family. Yeah, that's true, but I love their families. I really love Joanne and Morgan's mom, specifically. I like to give her a bigger role this season. - Yeah. - It's just like really, what do you think is gonna happen with Morgan and Sasha next season and Esther? - I don't know, I think that's gonna be the central theme and they're really gonna play this out. I could not dare to guess, which I think is great. And I think that's a credit to the writers and the producers of keeping us on our toes 'cause I don't know. - I think they could have taken the easy way out. I think that Morgan could have run up that parking lot and he could have been like, I am in love with you and not gonna bend the end of that. I assumed he was gonna sleep with Esther at some point. - Okay, see, I thought Esther was in that old guy. - She is, but like, you know, you got to like, where's she's gonna sleep with this ex-wife at some point? - Okay. - I thought it was gonna happen sooner. - Okay. - And I think that like you could have wrapped up the whole series with him realizing he's in with Morgan and like whatever happened is in the past and we're gonna be together and I think this like feeds into the next season. - I absolutely knew they were not gonna just end up together, the brothers and sisters together, wrapped up in a bow, he's freshly divorced or then I didn't even probably even legally divorced. You know, they're just separated. Yeah, so I did. I liked Esther's storyline. I like all of it. I really like these characters and I like to see where they're gonna take them. So I just, I love the show so much. - Yeah. - I love the music. There was new music, like new music from Miley, like debuted on this show. Like there's this moment where Noah walks in, they played DMX, that's gonna give it to you. I was like, I fucking love this show. I don't wanna work on this show. - It's my favorite season of the three. - Yeah. - I saw like, I got disappointed I saw some people saying that they didn't like the season and I was like, we are not aligned. We are not the same. I love the season. - Totally. - Yeah. So that's that. And you know, when I was at that premiere party, you guys, they said they were, you know, being funny, but they were like, this is the best season of television ever made. Like when Aaron Foster, Johnny Conner went up like, again, like joking around, but they were like, this is our favorite season of the show. We've made thus far. It's probably the best season of television ever created. - So Johnny Conner is the producer of girls. - Yeah. - So of course this is a nod. - Of course. - Oh, right. - So it's Evan is a nod to a panic in Central Park. Okay, 'cause Johnny Conner's-- - Oh, right. - I always forget that there's a director and a producer. I don't know what to do. - Regardless, Johnny Conner did girls. - And now she, yeah, okay. - All right, well there we solved it. - We solved it, yeah. - And love is blind. Of course, Boston, we talked about it last week and we did our doppelgangers. Not too much crazy has happened. I still really believe that a lot of these couples don't like each other. - What's the kicker in the contract? - How much money do you lose or gain if you get to the altar? Like, they don't want to be together. Also, by the way, the final episodes will have come out last night. - Yeah, but I mean people, I feel like we're still pretty relevant. - Yeah, like unless you guys binge them all last night. Okay, my first, and I'm spoiler's large, if you haven't watched the previous set. My first question to you is, they open episode five, I think, or six with Jackson Stu having a catch up. - Okay. - I felt like I was having a stroke. Neither of them says anything. I feel like like so much context was removed from this conversation. - He kept saying like, I think we can maybe work it out. - Right, I have no idea. And like, she gave really inexperienced in relationships vibes. Like, doesn't know like really young. Like, what are these two people doing? I feel like I just don't care. - I feel like I just was like, I couldn't understand what was happening here. Like, they had cut out so much of the conversation. She keeps saying like, I went home and my family said I should be with you. And he's being like, I think we can work it out. And then she was like, are you gonna kiss me? - Then he's part way. - And then there's like, okay, bye, fuck you, bye. That's what I was like, no way. - Yes. I really wanna say we shout all over these men on this season last week. This is the most I'm laughing. And that's a testament to Boston people. I'm laughing out loud. Most of it is a Michaela. - Michaela. - Michaela is so funny. And she riffs, she is so quick. I mean, her and Rob are really compatible in the way that they're able to riff. People's opinions on them are like, they're either soulmates or they're gonna crash and burn. And I feel like now I'm warmed up to him a little bit after we've seen his mom and his family. And I don't know. I just do really wanna cry to Boston people. Like those are my favorite people. It's every comedian's favorite city performing. These people are funny. And I'm laughing a lot. Like when they were all in the pool, like Rob was making everybody laugh. Like I'm like, this is the funniest season. But Michaela, when she's so funny. - She's so funny. When she described like Christmas and the holidays. I saw someone say she just described episode of the bear 'cause it sounded like chaotic. - She has these answers that are so quick and she'll go on a monologue as though she was prepping her whole life for this question. Okay, but I wanna ask you what you think about this 'cause people keep saying to her like Rob's a lot. - I didn't know Rob was gonna end up with somebody. - Multiple people tell you that he's like difficult and he's like too much and I think he was gonna end up with somebody and I'm curious what you think. Like if everybody tells you somebody is a certain way, should you believe it or did they just really find like the other person's brand of crazy? And it's like it really works for them. Like I think I would be a lot for a lot of people. I think the way that I am would, but I would hope to find the person that doesn't find me to be a lot, that finds it charming. - I don't know, there is certainly people online thinking his mask is gonna fall. You know, like we haven't seen the real him. But what does that mean? Like he's doesn't give off really angry. Like what's his name? - John. - Oh John. - John who also doppelganger is Nick Kroll. By the way, which we missed last week and he talks to like him too. It seems like Nick Kroll would impersonate him, but he's a red flag. The way he's so quick to anger and you know, I guess he's like, she's helping me calm down. But like I'm trying to decide with the red flag even is about Rob. To me, it would just be that he just decides he doesn't want to be in this relationship. Like there's something non-committal about him. He seems hard to pin down. He's like life of the party. Like he just seems like that person that wouldn't commit. That's something about him exudes that life of the party for that guy who's always gotten every laugh and telling stories big personality that's not going to commit to. I guess that's just the vibe. - Okay, my, I think he's a little too committed. - Okay, he just was engaged to somebody. - Yeah. - I think he broke up with somebody in the last year. - Yeah, he was too. - He was engaged too. And then they're having this conversation. He's like, I want to have kids in the next year. And she's like, you don't read out. He's like, I don't read out. And she's like, you don't think anything about this. And he's like, I'm ready to go. People think that's not true. - Then they think it's not. Cause I find it like a little too comfortable. Like you should be this comfortable. But yeah, like not in love bombing, but he's just like, that's a front. He doesn't really mean it. He wants to play house and say those things. And he's not really going to fall through. But I don't know. - Oh no. - I've come around on that more. But Enneha and Cam break up. Wilson and Wilnie break up. Y'all do not like each other. Just get off the show. And I want to give Sarah props her and John. I mean, obviously he is just a walking red flag. And he wouldn't have never made it that far with most people. But she asked her question that almost made me think maybe she's been in some relationships that were a little abusive or something in the past. She said to him, like you're acting like this. So and so and he said, well, I'm acting better. I want to impress you. And she said, but what happens when you get comfortable and you don't want to impress me anymore? And I think it's good that she sees a few steps down the road that like this behavior will change. That he tries to keep it together cause he is trying to impress her. But that will go away. - He had the answer locked in. He said, I always want to impress you. He actually has pretty good answers when she asks some stuff. I think on these new episodes that they tease that he says he's not registered to vote and they ask him about women's health. And so I think maybe the wheels are gonna fall off with him on the next episode and his fridge is disgusting. Anything's women should clean up after him. And that's what they're teasing. - Seems like he has the loveliest family. I was really surprised. They seemed nice, loving, supportive. I mean, Rob's mom protect her at all costs. - Oh, so much. - And Kayla, oh my God, no. - Like I, Ray, I'm not gonna be okay. Like to plea, like, but Kayla cannot get hurt throughout all those. - Like, Kayla won in the first round of episodes was like, I've only dated ugly guys. I've never dated. - Okay, one of them, no, maybe it was a nay hot. Someone was just like, I only dated, I've never dated a hot guy. I don't know what that's like. - I don't know. I think it was her. - I like something she'd say. - I like when she's drunk on the beach. They're interviewing her. She's like, she said it up together. - She's such a real one. - She's lost her early. - Right. Well, finale will have come out last night who ended up together. But predictions of if anybody gets married. - Rob and Michaela just because I wanted to happen. Sarah and John. - I'm gonna say they get married. - Oh. - You think they, I was gonna say they don't even make it to the altar. You think they get married. Okay, interesting. - I think she's gonna see this through. The thing about her, the smoking gun is like, she did pick him. She knows the stuff. She knows the raw milk of it all. She probably knows what we know. - And then, Camden and I had no Wilson and Wilnie hard-know and who am I missing? - Blake and Erica, which one is saying no first? - Oh my god. Blake and Erica, absolutely not. So it's really just two that I think might. But I've been very wrong before. I just, I want to be clear. I'm good at doppelgangers and bad predictions. - I think, listen, Sarah and everything that we know about John, Sarah has been knowing about John. - Yeah. - That's what I'm saying. - I think they're gonna do it. She likes his family. She's like, "I think I can change him." - Yeah. - Erica and Blake, I, stop. - Do you feel like the song says no. - They need to just give it up. Oh, they just need to give it up. This is not the person for you. You know it's not. - This guy should have been just much like Bonita is cast as for the wrong show. Blake should have been on below deck. - What are you doing on this show? - He will. He, this is a pipeline to block off a deck. Okay, well that's our love and smile and recap and predictions. The movie Wicker is out and we tried to see us today. We would have time. So when we see it, we will recap it. But we've talked about this when the trailer came out. Alexander Scars guard, plays a wicker man, and it's hot and sexy, Olivia Coleman, Peter Dinklage. And this is a funny theater movie. No shade to this movie, it feels like it should've gone straight to Netflix. And that's not because I don't really want to see it. I'm surprised it's in the theater and I'm curious to see how it does. - I want to see that wicker penis on the big screen. - It's hard for me not to call the movie wicker dick 'cause that's what, like, we titled the real back of me. Like, I'm like, I always say wicker dick, and I'm like, oh, it's just wicker. There's not a movie called wicker dick in the theaters. - I wish we would get a full frontal of that wicker dick. - I think we would absolutely. - You think you get to see the wicker penis? - Yes, when we posted about it and that we wanted to see the wicker dick, people said they showed it in the UK trailer. - 100%. - You'll be there tomorrow. - You're seeing this in the air tomorrow. - Well, I had to bring you salad. - I had to bring, see, Billy's dick. - Did you eat a fucking salad during wicker? - I can't bring something really phallic. Just be like a fucking dog, a banana. Eat a banana, really. - You have a big controversy online is whether Nathan Fielder put Billy's dick in the movie. You can see everything or Billy requested that it be in there. There's a scene of Billy showering and they just pan down to him and he does have a bit of a hog on him. It's not anything crazy. He clearly fluffed a little bit. - I thought he looked careling. I'm like, oh, right, careling. - She's laughing. You got it. - You're a fluffer. - You got it. - I've had guys send me photos. They're penises, they look big but they're pointed down. You're like, oh, you fluffed it. Obviously. - I could see you being a fluffer. - As a job? - Yeah. - What other job would you want? - You think I'm gonna start the job and not finish the job? No, I could just see you. I could see you doing something different. - One of the jobs that I want are related. - I do, I talk about them on stage. - With interacting with them. - No, thank you. - I feel like I'm very dick specific. I want them, like Billy used for example, not color consistent because penis was a different color than the rest of his body. And I'm not trying to pin a shame, but it's not my favorite. I like consistent colors. - What color was it? - It was. - And the head was a different color than the shaft and the body. - Is that why they showed it? - No, it's just, I think that it's just a bit of, it's not even a bit of a hog. It's fine. It's like a little hog. (laughing) And he's in his shower. - He's white, he's just white. - Is he just a white guy with a purple dick? - Or the purple penis, yeah. And the head is not that. It's not color consistent throughout. And it's like an ombre penis. It ombre's out of his body. It's a one color. And that is the difference. They showed this much of it that you're able to speak about it like this. This sounds like you watch it home and paused it. - Took a photo. - We know how do you have all these thoughts and feelings on everybody's eyes. Okay, this is the online discourse. I'm like, who asked for this to be in the movie? - Reina Greenberg. - Yes. More Reina's friends. I haven't seen it yet. I can't get in. But I will see it. - I'm gonna see it in a second time. I can't. - Obviously you are. - I can't stop thinking about it. - It's gonna be in the back filming. Like they used to do in the '90s. And like, what are you talking about in the back? - I'm joking off in the back. - In that costume. - This is the costume. - I'm wearing a masturbate. (laughing) Every time I'm gonna masturbate, I'm gonna put my little hockey shirt on. If you guys see a five-foot tall little girl in an orphan Annie wig and a (laughing) Ilya Rosanov, Jersey, masturbating and eating a salad at you can see everything. - Please call the police. If you see something, say something. - You guys should support me and the things I want to grab before. - Enjoy it. - I went there to see everything. (laughing) - I like this shirt 'cause it covers up the stuff. I'm gonna touch what I masturbate in the clothes. - Please do. I mean, if you see this, don't call the cops. But if you see something, say something to me. - You guys see me masturbating and you knock me out to Ashley. (laughing) - There was a lady masturbating on a plane a couple of weeks ago. We didn't touch it on the snack. 'Cause I was like, I don't know. 'Cause like, you know, people get all triggered up. - So my London show, a few years ago, you and I were in London and somebody got kicked out of our show from a jerking off a man. And I got on stage and I was like, I don't know if you guys have been to our show. You're like, oh, yeah. And I was like, that was the first in a show. Some of them have been like kicked out for masturbating. And like, if not, that doesn't happen tonight. I'll know that that guy was jerking off to Ashley. (laughing) - I don't have her, my feelings. (laughing) - That's such a good joke. Oh my God. That's what you were just telling me. This is the first time. Oh my God, that's so funny. - I tell you what, my show's just fun. - Okay, let's take a quick break and then we will get back into it. - Let's talk about diamonds. How do you feel about diamonds, big fan? - Big fan, love them, want them, want them bought for me, love them. - Yeah, so we are telling you guys about a diamond is forever. And desert diamonds, these are natural diamonds whose warm tones echo the beauty history and sentiment found in family heirlooms. So I think we're seeing a lot of these engagement rings with celebrities like Taylor Swift that really feel like this anti-classic family heirloom style they're stunning. - And to my see her ring, I'm in any photo I'm zooming in. I can't get enough of it, it's so different and unique. And I think for so many years we've seen diamonds just kinda all look the same. - Yeah, and I personally wanted something different. I mean, I have diamonds, of course. I have a diamond band and on my engagement ring, but I chose a ruby. I just wanted something that looked a little different, had a different hue to it. And you can really find that on these desert diamonds. I mean, the hues are so, so beautiful. - And they're all really like unique. So they bring this like modern personality, but they also look like, I dunno, like they've been like, still the test of time. They're like very beautiful and different. - Yeah, they're not the same thing as everybody. - Yes, I'm obsessed with Duolipa's ring. That is probably one of my favorite celebrity rings as of late. And we are really just obsessed with seeing what people choose for their engagement rings and their wedding bands too. And with a diamondist forever, you guys can have these classic silhouettes highlighted by how the color brings the personal stories like from cherished memories to meaningful milestones. And there's so many like ways that these have been used. So I mean, obviously your first thought goes to engagement rings, but tennis bracelets, studs. 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I mean, it's so meaningful, it's so stunning. And I mean, I'm at a point where that's really all I want is Jory, what else do I want? As a gift from someone like you're your partner. But when I was younger, I wanted as much stuff as I could get. Like more was just more and I loved that. And now I'm in a place where I'd rather one thing that's really thoughtful that I'm gonna have forever. I don't need more stuff. I don't need more shoes and bags and t-shirts and just junk around the house. Like what I really want is something that I'm gonna wear every day that I'm gonna look at and think about the person that gave it to me that is just gonna like come with me throughout life. - Yeah, because the diamond is forever. - It is forever. - So check them out. You guys let us know your favorite celebrity Jory piece, whether it's engagement ring or not in the comments. We'd love to know what you guys think, of course. 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We always have been, this is the number one brand of active wear at leisure that I wear. And I told you guys before that I really, really loved this license to train set the racer back shine bra and the leggings. I also have the high-rise short. It's just like, it's sexy. I don't know, I feel really hot in it when I'm working out. And of course, it just feels so good, so quick to dry. And really like the top really holds me in up top. The pants are great. I run on the treadmill. I lift weights. I'm doing different types of training activities. And you're the OG Lululemon person that turned me on to Lululemon. You're like, it's the only thing I wear. I can't imagine even putting another brand on my body to work out and to sweat in. We also have mentioned that we love this smooth spacer relaxed collared half zip and the high rise wide like pan set to travel in. I just traveled in this recently. I absolutely loved it so cozy. I was on the plane. I was sleeping and I just felt so comfy cozy and I looked really cute too. And that is just gonna have all of their performance, their modal blend fabric soft in the outside, smooth on the inside, four-way stretch, quick drying, front line and soft cotton jersey, the pockets, the two-way zipper, all the things. And we really love a lot of these things in the fall collection. Some of them feel vintage inspired. I have the Groove Yoga bra. I really, really love that. This buttery soft new Lou fabric. It's really light, sweat wicking. Again, I will go to a bear's class and just sweat and I'm just dry. Like I'll go eat after, you know, I'll go to lunch afterwards. And I just, I don't feel like I'm sitting there in my own sweat and I just got such a good workout in and I felt cute doing it. So we love it. You guys can check it out. New styles from Lou Lemons fall collection are here. Popular colors go fast. It would be on the lookout for those drops. And if something doesn't work for you, free returns always, that's lululemon.com. Lululemon.com. Okay, well, we just want to do a quick update on the midterms, of course. People are voting. They're out voting and you can vote up until election day, which is going to be Tuesday. And just as your reminder to vote, when you can listen back to our episode that I did with John Favreau, Potsay America recently. And people really enjoyed that. Thank you guys for all the nice comments and check your ballot. So people are seeing discrepancies. They are, it's not great. So, and this isn't happening everywhere. But really just check that you're registered. And they say that you're not. Stay there until they figure it out for you. You can register to vote on site and just check your ballot no matter what. So really keep that in mind. That's like very, very important. So vote, double check everything. Make sure you vote over who you wanted to vote for. And just a couple of headlines. Obama is out there campaigning for the midterms. And he gave this incredible speech and just kind of talked about Trump in the state of the world. He described Trump as an agent of chaos and cruelty in the midterm elections pitch. And of course, criticized Vivek Ramaswamy. His attack out on Amy Akton, which was just disgusting. And he talks about a lot of things. But the thing that really stuck out is that he described what Trump is doing to the White House as Saddam Hussein opening a cheesecake factory. A cheesecake factory did not know. They were catching a stray on this. And I start seeing on threads that people were like calling for cheesecake factory to respond to this. Like, oh, it's gonna be so crazy. A cheesecake factory on Monday. And they have not responded. I checked their threads. I checked their Instagram. And I was like, you guys missed this like cultural moment. And I mean, it is my favorite restaurant. And if some accounts on threads, the TSA account on threads, you got to check it out. Ryan, I mean, cheesecake factory, catch it up. And I just will say, like, it was so beautiful to watch Obama give a speech. It was nice to harken back to a time when our politicians were adults. They were measured. They had integrity. They weren't, I don't know, gonna nominate Nicki Minaj to be the press secretary and talk about her butt on stage. Yes, that's who people voted for. And he's just still got that swag. I mean, he had, he introduced Abdul Al-Sahead and he brought him up. They daped it up. It went viral. Can you imagine two Republicans trying to dap it up? I don't know, JD Vance and Cash Patel. That's more common. It's not even alive. My pussy's dry just thinking about it. So we just love all these, like sexy dem men. And so, you know, get out there and vote. And yeah, what Raina mentioned about Trump and Nicki Minaj. I mean, this talk about her being press secretary. I don't know if that's actually plausible. I think anybody can be the press secretary. Of course. Is she not a citizen? She's not a vote. She can't vote in this country. Her husband can't vote either. So she's at a rally with him. He says she has this great ass. He has her stand up and show people her ass. It's so, it's hard to believe. This is like your creepy, greasy uncle. I mean, this man is a rapist. This President of the United States coming in this woman's body. Her husband's a sex defender. So is her brother. And she's coming up to support. And this is disgusting, disgusting stuff. Like, this is not just some creepy celebrity that's doing this. This is supposed to be the President of the United States. I mean, I can't even believe it. Like, so many things that sometimes these things are like, they're not surprising at all, but they just feel so bleak that this is where we're at. They're commenting on this woman's body. She stands up, she twirls. Like, it's so gross to me. We are the biggest joke in the world. Yeah. And I mean, press secretary, obviously, she's not credential for that. I don't even, I can't even get into this because yes, it would be so funny, but it would also be so sad. And I just saw a thread that I love that said. If Nicki Minaj is going to be the press secretary, Cardi B needs to be the press. And that's what I want. Put her in the press pool. Cardi asking questions because she's smarter. She knows more. Just lighter up. I would love to see it. I would love to see that. And hopefully, this just encourages people to get out and vote on Tuesday. That this is the state. Exactly. Less of this. Make this President lame duck. We're going to get to your headlines now. There was a whole bunch. We're going to kind of zoom through them. But speaking of sexy, people announced they're sexiest man alive and it is Noah Wiley. Yeah. And he said he didn't necessarily want this. His wife convinced him to take it. I'd want my husband to take it. Yeah. Would you? Yeah, 100%. I want my husband to be nationally recognized for how sexy he is. And speaking of Noah Wiley, people were sending me messages about the doppelgangers from Love is Blind Last Week that he looks like Blake. And he kind of does. And Shashant called this out and they do kind of look alike in the face. I know. You're a little bit nice to see it. So yeah, I think this is a great pick. I mean, he's back like in the mix with the pit. And I think it's a great pick. Yeah, I'm into it. OK. All right. So immediately following the Victoria Secret fashion show last week, there's a bunch of comments. People are saying Joan Smalls and Candace Swanpole. Swampole, you guys are so sorry. I don't know how proud I was your last name. A couple of people were saying you guys aren't really in photos together anymore. You're not engaging with each other anymore. And Joan comments that Candace is a backstabber. And my first thought was that this is about Giselle and Tom Brady and I like the indefensive Giselle. 100%. And so I'm thinking like, this is what this is about. And she's like, even though Giselle is years into another relationship with a man that she has a child with, that she's just like, OK, well, grudges never die. So this is where we are. But then people are like, what is this about? And she comments summer house. So now you're thinking she was actually dating Tom Brady and he left her for Candace. That's what people are saying. Well, then I read that Joan was hanging out with Tom and then Candace said, maybe you shouldn't do this because of Giselle. And then she went after him. You just don't see people's celebrities comment this stuff, this publicly like this. And it's like so shocking when it does happen. And I did not expect it to come down to the two of them fighting for him and now I'm seeing these news reports that Tom Brady has been dating Candace for months and that he's saying him and Joan had like a very casual fling. But it's like very messy and it's playing out in the public eye. So I mean, I guess just stay tuned. Yeah, so it says according to Duma, Joan was reportedly involved with Tom when Candace cautioned Joan to be careful of Giselle's feelings only for Candace to allegedly then date Tom herself. So yeah, for her to be like she's a backstabber. And then like Joan took to the comments again to write two words, summer house, that'll explain everything. Like she's getting messy in these comments and I just I'm eating this up. So we'll see how that plays out. But that would be crazy. If it was like you shouldn't date Tom because of Giselle, then you swoop in, snake. Snake, baby, it's crazy. Okay, next, Creshell, Stouse and G Flip split up. This is so sad. They were together for four years. They have a vowel renewal every year, which I always thought was like so fun. We talk about it every year. And this was really unexpected. Creshell put out this really tearful video that was so sad to watch. And she said, I'm still in love with this person. I don't really like know what happened here. And I'll just sort of like figure it out. I'll never do this again. I'm assuming she means getting married. And the video sort of sounded like this was not her decision, but just really heartbreaking to watch her speak on this. And yeah, I know, I don't really know what happened. They both say they still love each other. And it just seems like really sad. And so obviously you want to respect their privacy at this difficult time. Never saw this coming. This shocked me. I gasped when I saw the news. - Shocked me. I just thought like they were locked in forever. - Yes. And lastly, one that really is important to us is Andrew Xu and Marley V. Big are engaged. You guys may not know who that is. But so their exes are Amy Robak and TJ Holmes who were on GMA-3. Good morning, America. We were on their show. And they were having an affair. And so it became public. They both got fired from the show. We felt a sexual energy onset, by the way. It was like weeks after when this all came out. - I thought he was hitting on me. - Yeah. And it was just like sexy between them. And so they were involved. This was back in 2022. And then their exes got together. - It's just crazy. - It's crazy. So they just got married a couple of weeks ago. And then immediately their exes get engaged. And they're just like, I know you did. - Yeah. So their exes are engaged. And they said there's a happy ending. And Andrew Schuss said, I don't know how it happened, but there's a happy ending. So we just find that crazy. We'll put a picture up on screen of me and Reina and Amy and TJ. So that is your Halloween snack, you guys. Girls got to eat.com. 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