The Sickest Week Ever!!

One, two, three, go. (laughs) (laughs) Oh, you can't do it. (upbeat music) Perfect. The whole time. So, we're starting off not fresh. I just changed my shirt to make it look like it is, but it's not. - That fucking shirt is fresh. I'm against that wall. It sure looks crazy. (grunts) - We might need to censor that first. 'Cause we're just getting in the first minute. We're just trying, we're trying, we're doing what we can. Who cares? We're here. Hi guys. Hello. This is a solo episode. We're doing a solo episode. Why? Because it's been a long time. Just to refresh your memory. We had a guy named Baby Tronown here. Rapper. Then the next week, we had entrepreneur rapper, weed mogul, burner. And then the next week, we had on hilarious, hilarious, legendary community, Willy Barcena. And then the next week, we had socialized slash politician, Jason Lee. And then the next week, we had a alien on. From Guar, an intergalactic alien war, this is the most diverse show on earth. We're like Oprah before she went to professional. Remember, she used to have like clan members on her show and races and weirdos and creepy guys. Oprah wasn't Oprah at the beginning. She was a little Jerry Springer. She had a little hint of the South. And then she just became really professional. But other than that, this show, you will never see a different variety of characters. You have, I'll claim that's, I'm gonna stamp that right now. Oh, so that's our thing. You've already brought it up. We've been doing who were you in the '90s for over five years. - Basically five years, that was one of the first segments. You made that statement. - Yeah, that's our custom. - Remember that. You made up that segment. - Remember that. He's like, what about this? That's incredible. And now there's this huge trend. Dad, what were you like in the '90s? What were you like in the '90s? And everybody, da da da da da da. And it plays their pictures. That's us. - You guys are all welcome. - Let's credit it. - Let's credit it. We'll take it. That's us. That's us. Who were you in the '90s? That's our segment. Anyway, what's up guys? Before 20 was a couple of days ago. Exactly a week ago, we're filming this because Marty's gonna be swimming with dolphins and turtles. Marty's going to Hawaii. All right, he's gonna Hawaii for a little bit. So we filmed this video just in case we don't come back before he goes. We don't like to be late on our episodes. We don't like to. Sorry guys, vacation, we'll get it done. So we're here. We want to do a solo episode. It's been a long variety, a long stretch of guests. So we wanted to give you guys a solo episode. Hi, how are ya? - What's cracking? We appreciate everybody across the board. Especially everybody that's made their way over to unrestrict around dolphins, usual.com. - That's true. Also, I slipped a disk in my neck in my neck. And every time I cough, it bulges into my shoulder and it hurts really bad. So if you see me doing this when I cough, it's because I'm trying to hold it back. It hurts really bad. You wanna know how I did it? Coughing. I was having so much fun on 4/19, smoking so much, and coughing like this. (coughs) That it went and shot all the way down my arm. It will stop. ♪ It's super sick and that shit hurts real bad ♪ ♪ I don't really know why ♪ - If you've heard that song, you've been to a public gym many times. Because that bush, third eye blind, all those bands are gym songs. Fuel, three doors down. A bench seven foot. That's all bands you played the gym publicly. Am I right? - No, those are, the Googles are my homies. So I can't. - Googles too though. They're also a gym band that you played the public gym. And then Usher comes on in a no way. - I don't know. I've never taken in the music at the gym. I got, that's all that's going on in my world. - Yeah, I've never taken my old headphone. I never do that. - Yeah, I can't. First of all, I'm offended at the gym. Just based off how it looks. I used to go to plant a fitness. It's just a purple and yellow and shit. It's just a look gross. The branding was horrible. It was not clean. It was disgusting. It actually pissed me off. I mean, I don't appreciate sweating with bad graphs. - Nah, give me, I don't need all these bread-ass colors. Give me just a clean, minimalist vibe. I don't need all these goofy quotes on the wall with all your gear icons everywhere. Purple and fucking, it's annoying. Give me a nice cleanest thought I'd mean in here every day. You're gonna make everything purple. - It's still all shots of the lake. It's too much, you know. And not to mention the music. I couldn't even begin to listen to some other person fucking general purpose music they're putting in the gym. Sorry, how can I ever work out? Well that's, that's what I'm saying. Those are gym bands. - The bands that only play at the gym and in every white woman's car from Minnesota or something. - Yeah. - Other than that, I pop my neck out. Anyway, I want to talk about my past week of life and it's been very random. I just wanted to get it out there. Maybe this is like one clip or something on Instagram. It was just a long week, but it's been a long week. I don't, I can't believe it's only been a week, but are you ready? You guys ever put this yourself in my shoes? You ever sleep for like two hours? You know what I mean? You almost pull it all night but you just sleep just for a couple hours 'cause you know you have to be able to, "Ah, might as well." But you get up with that like almost hungover headache. Like the little dizzy like, "Ooh, my eyes feel off." Okay, let's get it going. I don't drink caffeine, I don't drink coffee, I don't drink anything, I don't like it. I don't want it. It's just not, I don't like that stuff. So I'm just moment, take dad's and it will, I'm tired and try to get through the day. So this is what happened. Suddenly I was awake and I got up and I came over 'cause we're gonna interview Blothar from Guar and my God, today let's get it done. Sick, this is gonna be sick. The night before I had a show at. No, it was after, oh my God. Okay, here we go, ready? Well, this is gonna be a long stale. We get here and I walk in and I'm like, "All right, cool, Marty, we're gonna have a Guar, "blothar from Guar and he's gonna come normal guy "and they're gonna get dressed." And they said, "Please don't pictures "when he's in and out of his costume, it's weird." Make sure he's in the costume fully, not in and out of it, like halfway. But all right, cool. And this guy comes in and looks at my uncle John's dad, this man that could play Santa Claus for his shirt, walks in and I'm like, "Sick, that's him, fuck yeah." He was cool as hell and he's getting dressed and they bring in this big, dead body, like suitcase, like it's giant box, I'm like, "That's the suit, "that's how big the suit is." Guy gets dressed, as he's getting dressed, I clean the six foot ball, I'm cleaning it, I'm looking over my Danicked, this is a big suit, sick. Then, a normal guy, I walk out, I come back in, he's dressed fully in character right now. He's no longer a guy, he's now, both are. Talking, as if that's him, like this is about to be incredible. And if you can't give it up for me and Murray, for navigating on conversation, that was on the fly. But on the fly, as he's saying things, I'm like humor this alien, I was pretending, that was a real guy, so I would tip toe around certain things and not piss it off. He loved how much you were able to do. - I was going with it. - I was going with it as hard as I could as if it was real, 'cause I'm like, yeah, don't say, don't say something. What are you guys eating out there? Come on, man. 'Cause I was trying to be nice. This is a real monster, remember that. Anyway, that was this real stage costume. One thing you guys don't know, the second he got up, and we did the interview, and he started going to take the picture, there's just a puddle of blood on the ground. Of smelly. You got to explain why, though. - Plastic blood on the floor. They shoot blood out of their costumes. Guar, their live show is insane. I went to the show. Thank you guys again for inviting me to the show. It was incredible. Every song had a skip, like a two minute skip with it, after the song or before the song, and they would kill the character and every character would shop blood on the ground. It was cool, dude. And that was his suit from the show. So when I looked down, there was a puddle of blood, but like it was mixed with something, so it wasn't like fully like thick blood. I'm already right when I saw it. All I thought of was when the dog ran into my house, I have to try to attack by the other dog. I think exactly what the book is. So it was mixed with piss. It's exactly what it looked like. Right when I saw it. Yeah. Anyway, he goes in the episodes great. I go to the show the show is awesome watching the show Sick. This is sick. I know in six hours. I have to leave to the airport Because we're going to do a live stream, right? So this is where the week starts Guar super sick. I ended up sleeping at like 4.30 or no 4 o'clock. We leave at 6.10 or no 5.10 It's like a hour and a half. I don't remember anyway. I'm up We go get on the plane Shout out to you, man. I've never had anybody do that and I even text Mario. It's like no way. That was pretty cool Some guy I was in the airport some guy came up to me and say, hey, man You do comedy oh I do you guys so let's clip something like geography right gangsters ago Yeah, that's just funny, so thanks man Fuck with me. No, you know, okay. Thanks, man With Marty no way sick Fuck yeah, got on the plane that made my day Got on the plane watch telling a nice for a second got to got to Denver got to Denver landed immediately gets our hotel change Go straight over to this kind of like a weed event. So put shout out to blazy Susan. They set this up slim Jimmy of race rumored, right? He does twitch streaming He smokes weed, but he's like Kind of new-ish to like the world of weed, but he gets high smokes weed But he's not like oh, yeah, it's a puff go and this is a Mother shit. This is this is this is a hash. This is a hash hole. This is the spread This is that but he's not up on it like that, but he gets high like most people like they smoke weed. Fuck yeah You know, let me know everything about cars to like cars You know what I mean like no, I'm just letting you guys know he doesn't really know much about it So I want to tell you this I get there. He's already live streaming I go meet him we start live streaming together It's me him and a guy named DJ Greenland through their hosting two sec and we're hosting a live stream on Twitch It's 4.19. It's the day before 4.20 before 4.20 lands on Mondays and they're doing on on the Sunday So we stream we do everything I hit this puff co-peace out to bear mount studios and they Bet this like tree rig that fits four puff codes in the front and on the top of the puff codes It's an attachment that four cores go in and behind it is for proxies and on those or no and then that's it That's 12 1 2 3 4 3 rows of 4 and they load all of them up with a nice sized club and you could hit them all at once As soon as you go and I'm hitting 12 puff codes at once and I'm like oh man I'm coughing, but I'm trying to hold it together and not cough too much because the live will be boring if I'm just in there Oh, I wasted all my best I'm powering through it two minutes. I didn't know everybody was sharing it Everybody was hitting it a few times and the next person come in I hit it for the two For the full two minutes. I ripped it. I thought it was like one per person While I was down there like this Marty And I only my cost is when my shit got loose in my neck. I think because I'm sitting there Looking like this golfing so I think my neck kind of started slipping since I started to hurt my back I was like, oh, we're good. We're good Anyway, we hit it the slim Jimmy dude. I'm like, hey, he's hanging out with me. He's on stream He starts eating all these cookies and I'm like Those cookies are pretty bomb damn and these bags call my cool packaging And he's like three bags of them like damn over his high-heeled cookies and I go to this booth like 20 minutes later And I'm like, oh, those are cookies Jimmy was him Those are headphones You know, yeah, yeah, they're medicated go He doesn't know that goes we told him that they're medicated go I promise you he forgot or didn't listen and Thinks those are real cookies they go we explained it. There's no way Jimmy doesn't remember that And he comes over my hey, do you know those are edible. He goes no, they're not you see us face no They're not those are fucking animals. It was no, they're not do they said that they're not my how'd you guys what and then he realized He ate like 600 milligrams of cookies and doesn't do animals really and he was like Fuck it and then he hit the he hit the The 12 buff co thing too Mm-hmm my dad where he's ripping it and then he I showed him how to roll a hash hole But he rolled it with grab a crush lead grab a in it too. So like his own kind of hash hole I put a fat blob in there. That fool's keeping it up. He was like excited like what is that all try that? What is that all try that my girl this guy's cool man and then about an hour later. I'm like where's Jimmy? Oh, he went to sleep He went somewhere in the building and went to sleep for like two hours Came back recharge like a little kid after an after like it's all ready to go like those he's like oh, man, those we got a let's kick my add like Yep, or the 12 dabs I don't think you understand what you just ingested anyway. That guy's cool as shit. We did the whole event It was very cool. The guy Aaron Gordon is too tall for words He was there is his spot It's cool smoked weed and then after that the stream ends at five and then we're gonna go to red rocks Here's another little story inside of a story inception time the only time I've been to red rocks I was with the most dope people Mac Miller Crew with DJ after thought to Um, and Mac Miller's playing red rocks. This is right before good AM album dropped And I'm a Mac Miller fan. So is Rosie. So like when we started meeting these guys We're like, oh man. This is the Mac Miller crew. That's cool. I was never like we want to hang out Mac Mill and make no if I ever do that's cool. I'm a fan of his if not like these guys are sick as fuck I know these guys Justin boy. That's I'm just a boy like I'm these are my homies the coolest fuck and I remember we're all getting ready to go to red rocks. I'm like, oh, let's go Let's do the same and we're in the car with with DJ after thought me Rosie and Tree Jay Jimmy Q Mac Miller all in the car in front of us and we're like, oh, we'll just ride separate cars a little crowd everything And for some reason they got like a couple minutes ahead of us And they turn it like six minutes ahead and we get to red rocks And they're like we're almost late-ish like to get on stage because it was like a hard way to get up. There's so many people And it was kind of raining and we get out of the car like five minutes behind and we're waiting on Tree Jay He's like hurry up hurry up hurry up. We got to go we got to go and now that I've been there The backstage I get it. I get it. It's like you hurry hurry. It's a long walk hurry up And they went on stage and we couldn't get in because they Put their phone down the second, you know, like it's time to start we're sorry guys We were like fucking two minutes too late And I listened to that Mac Miller show from outside the red rock In the car because it was raining so hard it was sort of pouring all right This suck and sucks and then it started like thundering and like fuck it We're smoking weed in the rain and then we're gonna listen to the concert released And that's the only time I've ever been in the red rock like that So coming back I'm like, I hope we have tickets right we're gonna be good, right? Are we gonna be a park? Are we gonna be good? That's what I was making sure like I want to go over there again Because it was burner two chains and was Khalifa concert after the stream Anyway, shout-out to all the fans man. We get there. It's ridiculous how many fans we have everywhere. It's fucking ridiculous man It's I just stood on the side where we was walking up and it was just like I love I love taking patients with people with they're always so fucking excited and it's so sick Anyway, we get up to the front About to go backstage and Ryan's gonna walk us through the first Couple rows of the VIP up in the crowd to get to where the big camera crews that it's all empty. We're all the cameras are right So we go up and then like I said, I know we have fans. I understand I get it. I understand We have people online, but in person when it's like that in a public setting. It's fucking insane Walked up by four rows and we started walking through and the second we walked up at all and there's well 20,000 people the second we got up a row. I saw people like y'all we get a fisherman. Oh, what's up, man? Yeah I was like, all right, that's cool. It's cool. Cool people. That's fine We started walking up the road and I was stopping every couple of people. What's up, man? Oh, yeah Take a pic and everybody was like getting there. I can see people just getting their phones out. I'm like, oh shit This isn't gonna be fuck. Okay, and I took a while I got through took a bunch of pictures got into the pit where the cameras are. I'm already line Fucking line. Rocco has on his phone. Oh, Rocco. Can you please text Henry? Like can you make sure you add the phone clips in from the red rocks because they weren't in there Rocco either he filmed it Marty had a line about maybe like 20 people started Just crowding this whole fucking area and ruining everybody's view So I was like I'm like halfway thinking about their view and I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry And just started a line just In a assembly line taking pictures with people just trying to like, yeah, thank you. Fuck yeah But I also want you to go back to your seat like because we are actually blocking everyone's view right now And then the guy had the trapper shirt on came up to me right in the history shirt on It just started like a big line of pictures, which is awesome, but to see it I could see the rose we're on the first row 10 rows of 150. I could see And then starting to walk down like no, this is gonna turn into a fucking shit show Of a hundred people in the line So I fucking finish it off and then I kind of I did the whole oh and I kind of scurried off I felt really weird going No, please no pictures dude because I was like I have to go Ryan's weight. He kept looking like Kind of walking the bag my it was at least 20 minutes where I took I know it and it felt I felt bad, but also Fuck yeah, it's cool in the public setting that wasn't a meet and greet and have that many motherfuckers show and I can see people And the road is like, oh no, don't do it dude. I'm like, trying not to lock eyes, try not to, because don't do it, stay over there. Take a picture from far. Like this is not the meet and greet spot. I felt bad, we're in a fucking, in everybody's way. Anyway, shout out to everybody, I mean, that was so fucking cool. Went backstage, and now I'm like on the side of the stage and I can see the red rock, it is unreal. The view is unfuckin' real. I got a bunch of videos when people film in me, 'cause they could see me from up there. 'Cause you always see people on the side of the stage. When you go to a concert, you always look on the side of the stage. What does that guy do? I wonder what that guy does. We all've done it. I bet you just a music guy. We always do it. I've done it every concert every bit. Wow, what does that guy do, huh? Cool. We always do, but I still feel like, oh, what the fuck is up with his face? I kept getting picked, 'cause my shirt, I kept getting people recording and shit. I just thought it was really funny to, I finally got to go to red rock, and now this is the best view I could possibly have. I waited 10 years for this, like literally over 10 years, I waited to come back to this fucking place. Anyway, great show, Bernadette Gray, was Clivity Gray, two changes, hell, energetic. It was fucking fun. Smoked weed, I had my arms like this on the railings, I'm watching, and I cop, and then my disc slid out, and that's when I've been limp armed, dead armed for a whole week. So that's what happened. I know I tell a long story, not even done. We leave the venue, right? Super sick. For some reason, every security guard ever watches our shit. I love it. Every security guard we've ever met is like, dog, my fuck, yeah. It's always, always. What's up, say all the security guard's cool shit that we end up getting to the same little shuttle down together, and we leave, we go back, and I haven't eaten bread since December 31st, 2025, and I fucking broke, I said, I'm gonna make it to 420. 420 on the dot, midnight. I got a fucking vegetarian cheese steak from an Indian restaurant. It was so fucking disgusting and spicy, and I just called it a night. I didn't want to eat too late, I'm gonna hurt my stomach. I'm an adult now, I'm trying to be like, "Let me eat as much as I can, I'm fucking hot." I'm like, "You know what, I'll just wait, fuck." So I waited 'til the morning, went to shout out to Denver Biscuit Company. You guys are awesome, man. Thank you for having us over. They fucking, they're so cool. Anyway, Denver Biscuit Company merged a sick ass button, Denver. It's bomb as hell. Try it out, if you guys are over there. And then we went to do the stream, the 420 stream. So we have the same event space as the day before, except it's literally just us, like six of us. And OT's, they had been on the road for like four days straight, and this motherfucker was on rapper time, was like, "I'ma be there, I'ma be there, I'ma be there." And Nate keeps texting me and calling me. He's like, "Swait for a man, I promise we're gonna be there." And Nate's like, "But outside for an hour." I called Nate an hour later, and it's just him the same spot smoking a blood. I promise we're gonna be there. You see him feeling like it's 420 dog, I wanna be there. It's six minutes away from where we're at. So they finally get there. We got fucking DAP, Josh, his whole crew comes through, everybody comes through, we smoke out. Josh is fucking awesome. Twitch, dope as you all want Twitch. Do we have over 1,000 people in the whole fucking stream for four hours for not using it? What? - YouTube and Twitch. - Yeah, YouTube and Twitch. For four hours, we don't use it. Sick, I haven't used Twitch over a year. Thank you guys for watching. OT came through, we got highest hell. We just smoked a lot. Really, really, it's all we, all it was. It wasn't a big, let's fucking TikTok didn't. No, our plan was, hey, let's just get high like we would. Oh yeah, there's a camera. I had no plans, it was 420. And then we went from there, we smoked a bunch of weed. We went from there to, we went from there to the concert, right? Went to the concert at the Capitol Building in Denver. Dude, we're smoking weed and seeing the Capitol Building in front of us lit up. There were so many people that couldn't see the end of the crowd. And it was kinda dark, but wow, a lot of people. And so many motherfucking people yelling in the crowd. Watch our shit, I fucking love you guys. It should have had you open up, dude, do a nice tie. It meant that it's cool. Hey, hi ass people. Give me a four-second reaction to the love. Oh, no, I learned from our event. To me, hi people, comedy, just not the fucking motor group. High movies work, because you're at home and they covered you at home and you're watching it, you know what I mean? But high comedy is a little different thing. Unless a comedian's the only one that's high. A Josh, well, if it doesn't work. Anyway, super sick concert. O.T. for crushers it. Fjordi crushers it. Paul Wall was awesome. Paul was the man. I'm getting a grill from Paul Wall. Just like a wear in the sauna. Not for real, but just like a wear at my house. And every once in a while, it feels like light up shoes. Your face, you know, grills. Light up shoes for your face. That's exactly what they are. Anything that's funny is funnier with you have a grill in your mouth. If somebody smiles, like, what a Mexican smile is man. Have you all silver teeth? Oh, what the fuck is cool. You have a different like, sick. I don't know what it is. Grills are funny. They make, they make, they make, they're cool. Yeah, it's like that picture is picture. You just put out a little grill popping at the top. Cool. And then I always think like, that's goofy. It's this is that like, no, no, it's goofy if you're goofy. I've seen a few people make grills look fucking stupid. Do you know, it doesn't make grills look stupid? People from like 1800 years ago that had grills for me. Those motherfuckers had sick shit on their teeth. The mummies have like jewels and gems. It's just been around. I fucking like it. Fools have been bored for a while. Enough to go, what's fucking gold in my mouth? But I just think it's funny and it's cool. And I think it's a really fun vlog. Getting a grill with OT in Powell. And I just don't smoke weed the whole time. I have to transition YouTube somehow. Like we're talking to Eric. It doesn't have to be weed all the time. And I really solidified it. We did the pottery episode last week. We didn't smoke a smidge of weed. I had so many comments saying it does. And I even said, I know it's not a weed video, guys, but you know, I'm just trying something else. Some of you I would watch anything. It doesn't have to be a weed video, but yes. Like, what if we just did like some guys real quick? That's quick tincture, I have 500 milligrams. Let's go to the mall. And today we're going to be doing it. And it doesn't always have to be. Today I'm smoking this. Today I'm smoking, what about just vlogging? Like what about just we could do cool stuff. It doesn't want us to have to be a grow. We could go and do cool shit. I don't know, I don't know, man. I just feel like the landscape of YouTube is changing. And I had to change it a little bit. But anyway, we've logged it. We went to OT's concert. It was very sick. Huge fucking crowd, dude. He was the headliner, which was badass. It was awesome. And then we went into a bunch of days of the hotel. Next day we left. Next day we left, right? Come back the following day shout out to Joe Joe Garcia. He invited me to his show at the Ha Ha Comedy Club. How the fucking great set? How did it good set? And Mario, you know, I told you I was all mad. Because they said they were filming. They weren't filming. And I fucking-- They added like three new pieces out of nowhere. And they worked so well. And nobody fucking filmed it. And I added two new-- I added like a good minute and a half at least. That's not what the fuck I said. That sucks. Anyway, Dan the next day was percent wholly shit. Then the next day, guys, shout out to fucking concrete. Shout out to concrete and LRM management. Shout out to other Marty. Other Marty, that's what I call them now. For allowing me to come and do some time, guys. I went and did my hometown theater on Friday night. And it's weird. I'm from a small town. And my hometown theater was the biggest show I've ever done. The Braille with me in Ken was the other biggest show I've ever done. 600 seats. Merced theater was 1,200 seats. Fuck, and 100% sold out. Not a seat missing, guys. Not a single seat was not sold. It was crazy. So do the Ha Ha Comedy Club super, super fun set. I had a hell of fun. I loved, I don't know, this is fun. And then I went and did a set in the Merced theater. Very cool, man. Coming out to a theater and a double stat. I couldn't see the back of the room. And as I'm doing, I'm like, most of these people probably know I'm talking about it. There's only one white dude that's old drugs. It's now a pilot. You guys all know what I'm talking about. It's just funny because I'm saying things like, yeah, I don't even have to talk to my family. It's great. And I'm like, some of you are in here right now. My bad. Because a lot of it's about my family. And they're like there for the first time hearing it. Anyway, had a really, really good set. Super fun set. Thank you, concrete for letting me come to the time there. That was fun as hell. next. I stayed in my sister graduated from nursing school. So we stayed, went to her graduation. And then I just started to sleep all day yesterday. Here we are. That is the whole week. That's a long week. What a bargain. Run you by now. I finally slept yesterday. I slept for two hours on Friday and three hours on Saturday. Like a dumbass. Oh, why do these things? But it does. It happens all the time. What a run. What a week run. Also, today's Tuesday. This Friday, I have a fucking set at the comedy store. Not. Come on. If you could drop that, my God, detach it and drop it. Let's go. Let's go. Come on, man. Hey, first. Hold on. Go to dopeazola.com and you can click tickets, live comedy shows and there's a whole list of every show I have coming up and when you click it, it works. And it actually goes to my tickets for that show. First off, shout out to George Perez, the comedian George Perez, the gangster ass fool. He hit me up on Instagram. I never even met the guy in person. Shout out to William Park, Senator. I know he's putting a good word out for me for people. Every time I've met Willie, I've seen Willie, he says something super fucking positive to me. And every time, I know everybody's like, really? Because he has a reputation of not, you heard him like, I used to punch people in the face. Every time I was like, this guy, he's the next generation of comedy. Remember that? Oh, damn. Well, you're really fucking gassing me up. Every time I was like, this is, this is the face. Every time he's introduced me to the comedians, this is the next guy. I'm like, yeah. Willie Park. I feel like a little giants when the dad's rubbing spikes shoulders, I rub his shoulders every night with the warm milk. He's going to keep. He's going to be big. That's what I feel like. Yeah. Yeah, fuck her. Like a little pit bull like, oh, yeah, yeah. Let me try. Anyway, Willie's a fucking man. I guess that's how George found out about me. Anyway, he's not following me. He hit me up and he asked me to do some time for his show. Because the next one is the Netflix is a joke. So they oversold so fast. He's like, fuck it. There's another show. So shout out to George Perez. I have a fucking spot at the comedy store. Let's fucking go, dude. I'm, and I'm ready. I'm fucking more than ready to go up right now. And me and Rocco did like two and a half hours of riding the other day. Whenever I do something super sick, I'm going to have to credit this fool. Like that's how much we're doing this shit together. And I dialed in my gangster. I love you. My gangsters love to learn. And we're from here to here and not a filler of solid fucking shit I can't wait to try out. I'm going to try out the comedy store. So let's, it's a great, maybe I should, maybe I should, yeah, maybe I'll practice it first, actually. Anyway, comedy store 10 p.m. Belly Room, me, George Perez, and I think two more people come see the fucking show. dopeasjolo.com for all the tickets. Go check it out. The comedy store. Belly Room May 1st. Let's fucking go, guys. And the next day is my grandma's birthday. So I have to go to them. But after that, check out my fucking website. May 3rd. I will be at the punchline comedy club in Sacramento with Jack Jr.'s headlining, I'm fucking featuring, dude. I'm no longer a fucking opener. I've been featuring on all these shows, flying on the ranks. Let's go. I opened him and said, "Fuck it. It doesn't matter." Thank you, guys. I'm fucking been featuring for people. It's so sick. It's like saying, "Oh, I'm on JV. I'm on PB. Oh, I made a diversity. Oh, sick." That's what that means in comparison, like, yeah, I made it up to ranks a little bit. Shout out to Jack Jr. Funny as Hell. I'm going to ask for 20 minutes for a sure on Sunday. I'm going to try out some new shit. Let's go. It's going to be my longest set yet. Well, the other one was like 14 minutes, this would just be my longest one. And I think for all this shit, me and Rahger wrote, I think I got a good 35 minutes, man. We wrote a lot of, I mean, tweaked a lot of shit. I have shit for about eight years in my phone. And we're just going to go through and start elaborating on, and like, punching up all of these. It's really, it's motherfuckers funny, good with transitions, dude. The transitions he's fuckers. Funny with. Like, I would say something. He would say something. It's better than what I just said. I like that. I like the tweak on that because he's thinking about it a whole different way. Your writing shit is one of the most fun things I've ever had. I've ever done. Because I'm sitting there fucking dying laughing like, I can't wait to get on the stage and say this shit to a person. I can't wait. Yeah. Anyway. May 17th, I will be at the Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco, California. Come check it out. Be in the Bay Area. Come on. Go ahead. You're dropping real faith. Real faith. Isn't that cool? Thanks, guys. Oh, also Jack Jr. Feature for Jack Jr. So thank you, guys. Appreciate it. Two seconds. You guys have watched the shit. Come to fruition from the beginning of the show or like, I was sitting right here, Ken was right there. When he asked me, yo, I did a show and I told you guys, I did a shot at Jack Jr. I did a really good set with him at a stand-up comedy club and he's like, yeah, you should try another set with me. I'm like, all right, cool. He's like, it's all Armenian wine bar date night spot. And I'm like, I'm going to bomb so fucking bad. Yeah. Let me get that. I had six shows back to back. I did solid. Great. I'm like, I need a fucking ego checker for sure. I need something that's going to bring my ass back down to the earth. Because right now I'm like, yeah, please, let me do more shows. I need something. I'm going to go, hey, shut the fuck up. I can go bad in any minute. And I did it on purpose. I'm going to take this show. And I did. They fucking hated me. I did a show in Glendale for an all Armenian crowd on a Friday night and then everybody was in a zoo in a dress. It's a date night. I heard a fork hit the plate. That's when I knew I was bobbed when I heard a fork went, oh, fuck you. Okay. I went up there and I wrote, I just wrote some shit out real quick. I wrote out like a good two minutes about Armenian people. I thought it was funny. I don't know. I came out like, hey man, Armenian is like, what does he say? Talk like Russians. I know you dress like Mexicans going to church. You talk like Russians, you scam like Indians, but you look like white people. They lost their fucking mind. The whole crowd, like, oh, maybe you guys are going to laugh at that, oh no, the second, I said some other shit about Armenians and cigarettes and they've like, oh my god, you guys love them. Currency. And I started my set and it was the equivalent of this. That's how everybody looked at me. There was a guy in the front row on the left that did this, Martin, a big ass white beard. Didn't fucking move. This is a date night dinner spot. People are eating like steaks and pastas and drinking wine. The server's coming up. I will never do another fucking set that's not at a comedy establishment. I hate it. Maybe when I need it to come back down to earth or something because I needed that check. I needed it, dude. Anyway, I got into it and as I got into my bit, there was only a table laughing and they were all younger Mexican people. They were laughing. I heard a fucking fork in a plate and I rushed my story and I didn't even get all into my shit. Like I normally do my set. I just did it like half-ass. I'm ready to get the fuck off of this stage, guys. And I looked around. Thank you, guys. I was just putting it block the fuck off. It was right there to get off to where I was going to stand anyway. So I had to stand in it. I get off in the Armenian one of the next comedians, like, hey, I'm sorry, dude, I should have told you. I'm like, well, this is glad though Armenians aren't the same as, like, say, I pass it in Armenian and some of this other Armenian. These people are with their wives. This is a nicer, classy spot. The certain religion is like, they're not going to laugh at your drugs. Like, they all do coke. These are wives. They're not going to laugh at your shit in front of their wife. I met about seven dudes outside after, gray set on, oh, yeah, that was fucking funny, man. Smoking sick. Like, yo, I've had some nights like that. Where were you? Where were you when I was up there? You just let me to fucking die? I met at least five guys like, that was fucking funny, man, I'm like, oh, you guys are dicks, dude. You guys going to let me know, but the thing is, all their wives were still upstairs. They came outside to smoke as the comedians left to talk to the comedians, half the dudes on the right side came up and said, oh, it was funny. I'm like, oh, you guys were fucking silent. The comedians were right. I said, they're not going to laugh at your shit in front of their wives. All these guys do cocaine. You think they don't want to laugh at that? So don't feel bad. I'm like, damn, are you prepping me up because I had a terrible set. You're just like, hyping me up. Thanks, man. I appreciate you. And when I was outside, those fools were all laughing. You want to talk to me? What's the moment? Fuck, man. He was, he wasn't lying. They genuinely just fucking, anyway, bombed really fucking hard. was great, loved it. So I'll be performing with Jackson here in Sacramento if you want to see a different set Taking a minute to talk about the sponsor of this episode. Thank you to my bookie as always Thank you to my bookie for sponsoring the doubles usual podcasts and remember you can bet on anything anytime Anywhere and you don't have to be an expert you don't have to know every parlay and every RBI at every single point Everything you can just pick a team are they gonna win or lose you do not have to go that deep with it But if you do you already know my book you keep it on like I said anything anytime anywhere Tonight the Celtics and the 76ers is going down. It's the NBA playoffs It's time if you're gonna bet on anything make sure it's with my bookie and use our code dope as usual and when you use our code You're gonna get the bet back bonus up to $500. Let's say you lose and you bet 500 bucks and you use our code Dopes usual you get your $500 back say it again You can bet up to $500 and if you lose you'll get your money back use our code Dopes usual and remember if you already use our code Dopes usual for the bet back bonus make your friends sign up and bet through their phone trailblazer spurs Nick's versus Hawks you get the Celtics and 76ers all going down tonight all right guys NBA playoffs this year Make sure to use our code dope as usual back to the episode. Thank you for being here We started this in the rush because Marty was telling me about something and I'm like no talk about this on the on the show I said Marty what kind of guy is that I'm gonna get that he goes who bought you a kid hat. He goes. I did I Need to know what happened the change. This is like hand kill buying Yeezies It means like damn hand kill those put you up at all. He knows what he likes. He wears this. He wears this shit Yeah, you go buy some Yeezies. No, he's not The hat sick. I like the hat. I love the embroidery around the bill Where why what happened? I need to know what I just had to revisit I have an like I was telling you I haven't owned an actual dress shirt ever Basically ever in my life like when I did a job interview after I got it April pregnant and shit I probably went to Coffman's or JC pennies and got a cover my for a fucking yeah like button up that I hated like I've never But I'm just at a point now where I'm going to so many meetings and shit where I can't be showing up just in my drastic Graphics shit like I do need to own at least one to two like actual button ups and I sure is it crazy that you think that go I agree. I probably shouldn't just show up in a t-shirt even though you're like I got into this like where what I want when I want It's like I should probably look more professional than this because I get it. I'm trying not to wear his goofy shit on stage I'm trying to wear big goofy print. So I get you Marty. You need to be more professional. So you bought dress shirts You bought a kid's shirt. Yeah, so I was like what friends I had an extra four hundred I'm like, what do I like? I don't even know what I like mean either so I had to like research it and like land on some brands of like What do you like guys like? Yeah, okay, you tell me what the fuck am I supposed to like? Basically pretty sure I did do that But I just landed on the fucking kid app in the polo like I've been like in polo. So I was like yeah When I was in high school I had a little polo. He'll figure air a little nautica around. I had some polos A nautica run. Damn. That's the white creeping Back in. No nautica nautica polo and he'll figure to the line of hip hop shit. Nautica? Yeah With the boat. Yeah. Oh, that's not over here. That's different. No, some of the biggest gangsters. I knew where I can fucking nautica and shit And then I don't know man It's like me putting like wearing shit. It's just like a top shelf like I can't even reach that shit No, I can't even reach it. I'm like me putting a wall across my chest Yeah, and black people wearing shit with boats on is the funniest I love our can't even swim Hey, that's funny and obviously guy. No, but people can swim sometimes Legically, hypothetically. Yeah, hypothetically. Yeah He was a simple as that man. We just started saying shit. I was like Yeah, let me just get let me find something nice that I'm actually gonna pry like because I what's gonna happen is I'm gonna go to the mall. I'm gonna end up in ancient numbers. I'm shit I'm gonna get something that I can't I'll get this. I'm gonna put it on and feel goofy in it So like I'm like, no, yeah, I mean, I can't if I'm gonna do a dress shirt I'm gonna show up in the roly and some boot lagass fucking dress shirt. I need one or two nice dress shirts So so much was your kith dress shirt. I don't even know. It was like you know. It was like 400 fucking dollars. It was up there They're expensive. I got I got a couple. I got the kith dress shirt and I got a polo. But all I heard was I had a thousand dollars to drop. No, like This is me. This is an investment. It's a business right off. This is me I'm not saying it's not awesome. I'm saying how much was that because they're so expect Yeah, yeah, it's like a hundred dollars That was 80 quite a hundred bucks at least But I'm saying like the shit that I normally buy if I go to roots. I fight happy that you bought that shit And no way she before take this in any other way of saying like you actually bought that shit Let's go because I don't buy clothes. I wear pictures and dress a graphic shit like It's there. I'll get some roots of fight or some like ethical. We need to deal with ethical. I just my ethical the fuck out like It's empty. Sorry. I'm here Fuck man. I was just hitting heat No, I'm happy. It's like but then I realized like the the kid at the sick like the boy. I like kind of it's almost like Martin got a deal. We don't know. They're like the kid abs cool like my code. Marty Marty All right Mario 420 If you're thinking about getting a button up this summer with a new drop of the stripes Right, I like it. Marty Margie's our job and Marty spotted by the AI company. That's my keys for pushing on me and shit Yeah, right this whole time. I wish. Yeah, right. He's fucking present the panic Told time I was sad. I'd be so sad. I wouldn't be so sad and Marty didn't even know I could be If I was a robot I found a robot. I'd be so disappointed whoever made me like you let me be fat You loud that in my coat and you fucking bitch You opted in you said bad spine issues. No problem. I'll code you for that Bullshit this is not people think about God creating them. Why did you give me a bad back? Goofy goofy is fuck anyway back to your Kid but yeah, anyway, I want to be able to show up to these mint meetings and not look like a fucking bomb It's kind of the point but I got because then I was like okay, cuz also I only own sneakers So I was like I do need a pair of like shoes. Oh, you bought shoes too Which translates to me like a nice like a nice pair of dress shoes to me translates to like All black tins like oh yeah, all black tins are hard, but then I got the people know you'll stop them Yeah, I guess yeah I dress nice with black tins go that guy got out of prison recently and his girl bought him that Okay, that's like a prison yeah, I feel it And Davis yeah, yeah, black tins, but they don't look like tins when they're all blocked out like they just look like regularly Yeah, I know exactly what pair you talking about cuz I had this shoot I had a big shoot at USC so I didn't want to show up looking like a bomb. It was kind of how this started you see a lake your own right? I'd be smart But anyway, so I then I go to try on these fucking tins and I'm thinking I'm being all strategic and shit I you know me by being prepared like I planned out like I'm gonna show up. I got there and everybody else had tips That's what happened. They started tearing apart my ankles as soon as I put them on I had on some tall ass socks. I wore tins my whole life I couldn't even step in them Mike ankles and I and I ended up walking miles at USC filming So I was just like thank god, but now it's like I'm not gonna return these tins You're talking about like the rub it gives you right? Yeah, they literally from walking just when I put them on in like my garage I have a cut on my ankles Isn't that weird that happened to my parents my fancy the day It cut my ankle Over time it opened Yeah, I was gonna suffer with it. I'm like I just suffered. It sucks. I'm so glad I did take it fucking worst Dude have a shoot but do you ever fold the sock when your socks are too long to make ankle socks you put a long sock on you pull them down Oh, yeah, and then I rolled them back and stuffed it like someone's roller in their hair Remember when people used to stuff their converse so the top is buffy? Is that like California thing? No, we didn't have converse. What what do you mean to have converse? You guys never wore converse. No what wasn't really. You never knew anybody. I don't think so. Would you guys wear Air Force once. Thank you's and Jordans and it's it I guess Well, I guess you can't really wear converse in the cold snow You might slip the whole time. It's fucking snowpocalypse more than half the years. Yeah, you know what converse are here is for it's for jumping people Okay, you know you can so you can stop fast. It hurts to Rock J's in the snow though. I couldn't imagine the fucking hurts you know what hurts ice skates I've never had more cuts on my fucking ankles in my life. That shit. I mean it was public ice skates. I'm getting disease um Speaking of diseases I forgot where I was going anyway, you got the kith shit going on. Marty got a bunch of uh, but that's what I had to talk about But who bought you that had to go I did. That's like me saying who made this PowerPoint How'd you even know where to go? I need to - And no, presentable in these meetings. I have the same conversation where he's having just, I need to get a button up, like I need to know what I'm doing. PowerPoint would be sick. If I can make a PowerPoint of everything I do. - They're easier than ever. You like PowerPoint, go get, go try a Figma. Anybody out there likes to mess with, you know, spreadsheets. - Doesn't look like I'm gonna leave that. - Yeah, it doesn't look right. - 'Cause you're fucking with me. Mark, you're sure she was doing the Rizzler shit? Okay, what's my Figma? - What happened to that KZ-13 now? - I don't know, he fucking follows us. We followed him back. He just had his birthday. I'm knowing about this. - He just had his birthday. He just had his birthday, Rizzler. - It's really funny. Marty, DM me, goes, "The Rizzler's following us." And I went, "Oh, Rizzler." And I was all stoked. And people were like, "You're happy about a child following." I'm like, "No, I'm happy that the Rizzler exists." He's a cool little boy. We need more cool little kids. A kid would kill kids in the Darnest Things today. That was a show. Kids say the Darnest Things. And you would bring your child on the head of mouth on them that would say, "Funny ass shit." And Bill Cosby's ass would be creep and go, "Oh, did you hear what he said?" The Rizzler would be the fucking champ. That's all I gotta say. Bring back. Well, that's just, it's just like TikTok now. Kids say the Darnest Thing is basically a child's TikTok. The Rizzler, I love that kid. Incredible. Anyway, that was my week. We have shows coming up. Yeah. I'm super psyched. He's about to go to the motherfucking Hawaii. He might see me, you know, you know, maybe you'll see me in the next little kid's butt. No, maybe like a rugby party, you know what I'm saying? I'm just, I'm just gonna switch it up for fucking a while. We'll see. Allegedly, my grandfather was a pro rugby player in Ireland, so I got the pass. You would never spoke of it. He looked at that. He's just in Paws Black Hole. Yeah, you never know. I didn't know. What did that was to put it in? It can happen. Crazy or things happen, dude. So wait a minute. You tell me your grandpa's a professional rugby player. That's what they told me. You know what? You didn't even know you had long lost fucking, I said my pro fucking nieces. That was true. You never know. No, she's actually a fucking, she's pro. No, officially, she's on a team. So we're gonna go ahead and call that pro. She's still in the camps, but she's in the camps of these pro teams. So she's gonna get picked up soon. Really buddy, Marty's talking about his family heritage in the camps versus me saying, "I've been in the heritage and the camp." Two totally different things. I mean, she's definitely prosecuting. (laughing) That's the goalie. Anyway, we wanna go back even further. I need everybody to go ahead and go to Google and type in O'Neal. O'Poshery and EILL Dynasty. And I need you to just click and read. Marty's claiming that old thing. That's us. That's all me right here. So yeah, we go back further, we find a fucking real dynasty. We fast-forward, we find me, ripping a motherfucking Puff Girl. Sorry. But you got in that jar, some. That's yours. - Nice. (laughing) - Okay. - Shout out to Motherfuckin' Big Brain coming through. Lace and also all kinds of fake herfinalia and shit. - Dropped up a Halloween, let's go. Thank you, Big Brain. Appreciate ya. Okay. Things happening, guys. Fake attempt, I'm trying not to hit the keywords, but fake attempts on the leader's life last night. These motherfuckers are just shooting TikTok clips back there, doing behind the scenes, documentary. What if we find out one day that this whole presidential thing was a fluke? It was for a TV show? - It's a reality show, yeah. - You know what I mean? And he just never put it out, but he's gonna put it out a second it's over. And the whole time, I was like, I hate who I'm being. But it's the character I chose to be and I have to. I agree with you guys, I'm sorry. - I'm a true method actor. - I'm a method actor. This is what I've been doing. It sounds like crackhead. - Or no. And that guy's son still a crackhead. Why did Biden's son is a crackhead, dude? That fool is living his fucking life. If his dad wasn't a politician, he'd be regular fucking cool guy. He's smoking crack with hookers. - So you're saying they're basically doing like a blow-thru type fucking thing? - Yeah, as soon as he puts the fucking hair piece on, he turns into not he just some hippie guy. 'Cause you imagine, I mean the world's a stage, but could you imagine? That'd be so funny, dude. So I've been snorting peptides lately. I was kidding. I haven't done that. I don't want to do that. I want to see if I can get buffed by myself. But yeah, for everyone else out there, hope the world's going all right for you on your end. Because I just found out, I know it was a war, but I didn't know that shit has really started yet. I know it's like there. Like is it serious? Yeah, it's serious. I didn't know. They're talking about, they raised the draft. I don't know if you saw this. They raised the draft age to 42. And probably marijuana convictions don't negate you. Is that the right word? From being able to be drafted. I will flee the fucking country before you draft me, bro. Not gonna happen. No fucking chance. No way, I don't care. Nah, no. How about that? Fucking no. Well, I'm telling you now, I will leave to Canada like Cheech. I already like pottery. I will live in the fucking woods like Cheech Marin and never come back. We're not pretty good for them. Yeah, you're tripping if you think I'm going to the war for some fools. I don't give a fuck about not going to happen. And the day in age of drones asshole, how about I just pay for a drone in my place? How about that? It'll do more damage. I promise my feet hurt and my back. I'm not going to help you at all. You need a marketing plan. Do you need a marketing plan for the war propaganda? Other than that, I can't help you. Marty, right now you get a letter says you are drafted. What are you doing? Not doing it. But you're going to jail or go to war or you leave the country. I'd find for some reason I'm flat-footed. I'm the only child. I'm fucking stoned. I'm blind. I'm all the stoned. I'm blind. I have a kiss still carry. Whatever it is that I need to be that you don't want me. I'm that. That's what we go for. I'm racist. I'm LGBTQR. It means we're targeted at the end. All that shit. I made it up. I'll go full retard to not have to not have to go. I will go fucking full. Leonardo DiCaprio and what's eating Gilbert grape and start smacking the shit out of myself. All that type of shit. I will embarrass you guys over there. I hit myself with my nail like that. Oh my god. This is de-gloved my shit. I'll start fucking. I'm the last thing. This is what I'm trying to tell the people I drew to you guys. I'm the last. This is what I was talking about. I'm this. I'm now. I would have right need to be to get the fuck out of here and it zooms out Marty's talking to the judge. This is what I've been doing this way. It would race. We racist stop that with being racist get me out of here. Marty just started looking at people like Marty crashed the fuck down the worst. And it's on film and it just looks like he's a racist. He actually just has shit to do. He's doing it. People vibe is like whatever I need to do to get out of here as quickly as humanly possible is what I'll be doing. You got that hooker mentality, dude. Exactly. Whatever I need to do to get out of here as soon as possible is what I'm gonna do. Period. Even on my period. That's what she thinks. Here we go. What is this one? Oh, just the Z. She had to be brain again. Oh, there we go. Not going to war. Not getting drafted. No thanks. The idea is sending my kid to go fucking kill and die for some random shit like this. The fact that people let that happen in the six seasons is insane. I don't even like, I can't even really wrap my mind around that thought like a chance. See ya in another country, I'll never come back, don't care. I'll go live on a mountainside and stare at animals. I'm not going to drone war. I come from a long line of hippies and draft odds with motherfuckers. Yeah, dude. You ever see me here here, Russians talk. Scary. You think I'm gonna put my life up against theirs? They don't blow a leg off me like honor, I'm fucking traumatized, dude. I can't even sprint any more if I needed to. What happens if you need to get up mother legs asleep, I'm fucked, I'm just thinking about like things that don't matter, what if I'm at the movie theater, man, where the airport's gonna be a fucking disaster. I'll get mine made out of quartz, I'll be heavy as shit, but I'll have a cool ass job. Stab on it. Stab off my legs, sake. Yo, if you had to, what material would you get a fake hand? or a fake arm or a leg, that'd be. Let me say material yeah outside material what would it look like what if it was just knitted Like it always look like you had a cool glove on Like cool cool cool cool mittens Okay, a knitted leg for a different pattern all the time That's what Josh needs some shit for when he smacks motherfuckers like he needs like some sick-ass tattoo or like some word or like all cans Tatted get all cans cans would be funny. Yeah, I like all cans That's that's a good idea All right, they're like would the five fingers say to the face on this one or something I want Would you? It's the last thing you want a full seat as they close your eyes. That's what you got to think just the word smack right there across your palm about life What'd be scared okay, I Have aides just as on my hand Last you see I think oh Not bad Not bad. That's where you sneak in the sponsor logo Pepsi the last thing I saw was Pepsi and I woke up Yo guys, I know I'm late. I finally watched that movie weapons. Oh Where they Run all goofy each other. They run like me in the morning when my back hurts Yeah You know what I would have done what the dad did hey this kid ran that way that kid ran this way That's the house. They're probably the one we searched let's search the basement The biggest room in the dumbass. Oh No, we didn't search it Well, let me let me let me find a guy that says he knows where they are and as a cop by myself all walk in a loan Not call for backup at all. I'm gonna let Twitter stab me in the face of the needle I'm gonna get that close That I let a guy stab me in the fucking face with a needle. What is dumb movie? That's all sick ass movies. I knew motherfucker Mario. I watched it. I Was I was I was I The first one. I don't know. I don't know what doesn't have a song I'm unknown that pizza song was the shit. Oh, okay, the first one. That shit was hard each I applied to do it again Number two was cool, but it didn't have a going away something I can do my Random we all did that shit for like eight months because it was funny And kids did it too because they're like I can sing this song has no passwords and it just became a phenomenon of that song And it didn't have it in this one. I think that's why I left going All right, I guess it was a fucking cool movie in the beginning though all the little little Drop-backs to the movie. They just didn't have the song for me. That's it. We don't want to spoil our alert for you guys, but There's turmoil then they overcome This is in case it's just hands up just how it starts. Okay All right, also if you guys can explain this to me I went and watched a movie recently and I really liked it was called they will kill you I thought it was cool. It was like house of a thousand corpses meets killbill It was very cool. I liked the idea like the concept of fighting the death. All of it was bad ass It was in theaters for two weeks. They pulled it from theaters. You can't watch the stream. You can't watch in any theater anywhere Searched it cannot watch it can't pirate it nothing It was only in theaters for two weeks Why did they do that it was awesome? It was a perfect like ridiculous horror action movie If you guys can explain why they I've never seen a movie pulled before It was about some elites and demo worshiping. So it was a little wild But you guys tell me Never see that happen ever and drop in the comments some new series. I've been watching a bunch of bullshit I forget the names of these things soon as really I turn them off next time Like April we've just been finding these little series. There's nothing really Yeah, I think we you think we did watch out at some point. Yeah, yeah, we first showed it the movie just came out Okay to seal up the series. Yeah, drop the movie. Okay No yet, I get that bit to four. Oh We went back outside and you start to watch the show from the top and that's you close up She was iconic I noticed so much more. I was oh, yeah, for sure was the last of you watched it fully in high school. Yeah But now I'm watching it from a guy that makes shows and it's like so interesting to see like this is all they did They did do a lot. They did a lot, but it was also like Some shit that you mean like guys like us just would figure out They heard a lot of actors yes a lot of background. I love the idea of like well We're gonna let Dave just be a comedian and introduce these sketches and that's the whole premise the signfield premise Yeah, but in between and it's all topical topical topical to it's about that it's about that's about that and he was just saying one or two goofy things You go into the skin and the scene and the signfield was like I'm gonna set up the show with the intro and outro Versus exactly every piece as is but she pale show is basically a live skit comedy show with nitchbell is the host of the night Yeah, he's hosting it between just like a comedy. Yeah Never thought about it that way cool format. It's really what it is love it It's key and peel, but first Pretty pretty much pretty much, but then he infused hip-hop culture into it. Oh, yeah, we did the live performances. He really crushed that too sick All right, so Yeah, I watched Ricky's to Nikki last night. It was kind of goofy. It's yeah, I was gonna never it was funny It was funny though. I will say it was better than I thought it was gonna be Um But yeah, we just want to catch up with you guys. It's really with his episodes for us It's coming off tomorrow. So this is yesterday. So like we're right here with you guys Ready to go Which you want to say what up? I don't know we talked stories, but We told a lot of stories and we just had Eric Conn on here for like three and a half hours Which is I didn't even realize that half that fast time was going by But that shit flew by dude We had to Oh my flight back guys Real quick story So I was on my flight back from 420 And I'm walking on my flight and I make the last row. I got first class because my back hurts like a lay down more and Walking in And I noticed next to me like across the road like oh wow Ice Cube random. I thought oh, yeah, he's performed with Snoop Dogg last night Sick all right cool tight I sit down and ice cube is is ice cube He's pretty much like I said his his character in 21 jump straight No, yes ice cube. That's like the look he has like he's not Craig From you know from from Friday. He's Ice cube now you know I'm saying like I don't know there's a difference. There's definitely a difference He's been famous for so long. It's just completely different So I sit down. I'm scrolling I look over him like Yeah, that's ice cube random see that for the whole life I watch movies and I see people I just thought it was funny because I see people every walk on the plane And you can see it's like 98% all white people Not one person looks at him at once And you see like a younger white dude and I like watching people go Because I'm sitting there so I'm like I'm just looking at them connect eyes with him like This is like people watching times 10 like it's like a good prank video when you watch oh man He's gonna walk around see the clown laying there. Oh, what's the reaction? I just thought it's funny because ice cube right there I'm like this guy's gonna know he is let me just watch him I'm just bored waiting to fucking people aboard on the fucking flights my This guy's gonna know and I see the one-do with long bright dreads and I'm like this is still a typical of me But that guy's gonna know I knew of my this guy looks like he listens to fucking Topical music from mainstream earth the past 30 years for any hip-hop gangster rap a guy probably heard him And I just thought it was funny the stacking he got close enough you can see it raised a minute Every same person same. I mean every person same thing Like they wanted to look kind of friend like this every Just like I would what the fuck uh and then we walked up And you can see a security guard like You fist bump him. All right. All right. Cool. Any fist bump and then you can see like a guy with three little eyes kids Let's walk in and you can see him connect He just had a look My kids was just like, what the fuck? It was really funny, dude. Watching everybody react with the fuck. And then on the way, I hope he was walking in front of me and you can see all the people waiting right there, but we got a flight, they have a wheelchair or this or that. And you see everybody, I think it's closer, everybody reacting with what the fuck? And he was nice to them. He actually smiled at those people and then I heard one guy, he was like, was that ice cube? He goes, I hope it was, 'cause he's wearing a jacket, a hat and a shirt that says ice cube on it. If it wasn't him, it'd be fucking stupid. Ice cube's five feet away. Guys got asked for it or something, saying the shit at the top of his fucking lungs. He heard that for sure. I just thought it was real funny, 'cause I'm like, yeah, you are wearing, it's like me wearing Thomas, Thomas, Tom, like, yeah, you do have your name three times on you. You're good at advertising actually, he's everyone knows. Everyone knows. He's got a glass of just ice cubes in the chat. No worries. Just eating all night's juice, just in case, just in case you weren't, don't make a huge motherfucker, as he said. Now, but the whole time, I post on Twitter 'cause I'm like, yeah, it'd be so funny. He just looked straight the whole time, didn't once client said, a person, talked to his security like this. To make sure he's like, I don't wanna conversation with him. No, but I can tell. I didn't even look at his ass more than once. I looked down like, damn, I just keep sleeping his ass, I'm scurrying over there. I can sneak up and fucking self in my ass if I really wanted to. That's how funny I think this is that. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, wake up. Wake up. (laughing) What's Friday come on, dude? (laughing) Hey, what do you do? Get away from me, man. I'm like, no, when's Friday come out, dude? Where's my security? He's shitting. I have to tell me when Friday comes out. We could do it. I mean, obviously I just keep probably punching my face, but it's funny that you have that access to do that. Yeah, you're sitting next to us, you're human. (laughing) It's just funny, dude. I don't know why. I think it's really funny because I always think super famous people are like, he's probably on the jet. Like, no, you have to get, you want a coke? Because that's all they have. There's nothing super rich special here at all. Even though he's probably a normal ass fool, I think it's funny when he sees celebrities like, dude, that fool's famous as fuck. That bathroom stinks hell of bad right next to you. That sucks. 'Cause you always think of celebrities like, wow, this guy must have a hundred million dollars on a plane. You know, as kids, celebrities were fucking bigger than life. Now it's like, this fool was just unkies in that stream. (laughing) No regular dude. It's normal now. Anyway, the whole time I'm sitting there like, if you look at me, I'm gonna go, hey, hey. Are we there yet? And I just want to see you get pissed. Super fucking mad at me and go, shut the fuck up. But for me to ask that, I think we're gonna seal the deal. It may be laugh. - You guys are probably your best friends. - Yeah, he probably gets high. We'll get high with a one day. I'm gonna tell him this story. He'll be sitting right here of. - Not surprised. He hasn't got any words, honestly. - Yeah, he'll be on the show. We're gonna make it happen just because that's just, that's just how it's gonna work. - He is the weed dude. - It's just how it's gonna work. He likes it or not. I don't even know, like, as far as I'm concerned, he belongs right off that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, you're in, you're the guy. Made for a loo. - Speak of him. - I just thought that was really funny. That's all, maybe he laughed at least. It's funny, you guys ever have, leave it in the comments. You ever have any celebrity encounters at airports, just airports? I just think it's funny to see how different celebrities move around. Like, wow, that guy's really famous. Holy shit, that's cool. Like, damn, that motherfucker's little. I thought he was huge. All of these things, I just think it's funny, seeing celebrities in the airport 'cause I love people watching. People watching the airport's great. Celebrity people watching in the airports, even funnier. 'Cause seeing everybody, what the fuck? It's the best thing ever, dude. Like, it's truly, or seeing how celebrities are just makes me laugh. I don't know, I watch TMZ, I don't see TMZ. E news, and I was a kid, and like, Ice Cube went to the same bathroom I did after. I thought they would have like, hey, no, dog, get over here. You don't wanna be, 'cause I wouldn't, I was rich as fuck like Ice Cube, and I was famous as hell, gangster rapper. It doesn't really take picture with people. I'd be like, give me the fuck out of here. It's fat, it's possible. But he walked to the same way we did, right? When Mario Lopez, when I saw him last time, when he sat behind me, I was like, oh man, later, we start walking, and that full bat into a side door, at the terminal, and disappeared. - As he showed. - As he, he got on the plane before everyone, before pre-boarding. He went on the plane, 'cause I saw, I was talking to him. He said, oh, I'm gonna go on. They didn't even call anybody. He just went and talked, talked in, they opened the door for him. Oh, so he got on, he had his headphones on, his shit down, he was on his computer, 'cause if not, but oh, take a picture, take a picture, take a picture. I'm sure he doesn't wanna do that shit, every single flight, every single time, five times a week, I get it, I understand that. And he got off, and my, all right, man, later, he's like, later, and just went into a side door, right outside the terminal, like, how the fuck? Sick, dude, and then more fierce, when I saw his ass, he was sitting in front of me on the way to fucking England. This fool had a fucking guy from the airport pick him up at the fucking terminal inside, like outside the plane, take him, take him to a place, wave for his thing, make sure nobody fucked with him. Oh my God, that was so sick. Could you imagine going to the airport and going, I don't have to wave for the fucking Uber line, I don't have to wave for this, like, oh my God, that's so cool. Just 'cause the weight's so long, I didn't even wanna get hell of famous to get paid. I just wanna not have to wave to fucking airports, like, give me the phone, I'll pass, I'll take that shit, I promise, I'll be, I'll do whatever you guys need. I can't even get in the fucking American Express lounge. My points don't add up yet. But one day, I'll be able to get into a cool line of the airport. We lost our clear, 'cause Rosie actually forgot her knife in her purse when we went to Vegas, so we got kicked out of clear, pre-check. But we're gonna get back, all right? One day we're gonna have our cool university studios fast passes for the airport. I can't fucking wait. I have a lock box for my gun and everything. Jay, you can take him on a plane. Isn't that sick? Super sick. That's all I wanna talk about. That's it. I could've said, yeah, excuse 'em, I thought it was funny. Done, except I took you 20 minutes to talk about that and wrap it up. That was usual podcast, man. We're here to rant about ranting, life, ADHD, never getting to the point. I forget what you're talking about. Aliens leaving snail trails of blood and shit on our sat. Say that again. Aliens leaving snail trails of blood on the sat and shit like that. If you didn't point, I would have still not know what you're talking about. I mean, would you mean Aliens leaving blood? Oh yeah, Gwar, what the fuck? I'd be forgetting, like, oh yeah, yeah, that's a huge blood. Out of his ass, out of his ass. You guys could've seen his ass, all over the f*ckin' chair. It's stuck. It's out of plastic. It sits in plastic all day. It's just like f*ckin' fumes of plastic. We're gonna get out of here. We just wanna do a quick catch-up. Say hi. Say hello. Leave a comment. Let us know if you watched this episode, all right? Let us know what's going on in your lives. Hit us up, hit us with the comments. Thank you so much. If you're on Spotify, we appreciate you because we have been doing incredible on Spotify. First off, shout out to Spotify for giving us a chance and helping us and promoting us. We have 10 times the amount of views on Spotify that we do on YouTube, but it's really crazy. Shout out to Spotify for actually allowing us to be. Thank you so much. We'll follow us. Don't miss you to podcasts on Spotify. Don't miss your usual podcast.com for all info, for everything we have merch. We got everything you can think of. Go to zoomies.com and buy Ethic- or no, go to ethica.com and buy the dope is usual collab. We have our underwear collab with Ethica. Or if you're in zoomies, you'll buy 'em in person. But if you're gonna order 'em, just order 'em through Ethica, cut out, having to go through another side. Just go to Ethica. But in person, head to zoomies. But if they are out, ethica.com. Nice to meet you, Marty. He'll be tan. Yeah, that's a fact. Yeah, we're gonna fuse these freckles together. We're gonna use these freckles together. Put a little polo on me. I'm gonna be looking like a whole new guy. I like it. And by the way, something new. They just let us know. If you get Spotify or Premium, there's no ads baked into the episodes anymore. So if you're watching on Spotify, there's ads that normally run. That's how we keep the lights on. Just like on a monetized YouTube account. But now they're offering the Spotify Premium. If you get that, then there's not the ads. So, just letting you guys know. Does that mean we get less monetization? No, they haven't worked out with the premium programs and stuff like that. They don't know what to do. With the views. It's not about that. It's just for the user experience. Yeah. I get it. I have Spotify Premium. I know they probably just give me a code. But yeah, here's your account. You have to pay for it. I just pay for it anyway. It's fine. We're contributing in that money. Every time we watch us, it helps. Shout out to Spotify for it. Also, dope is yola. on Spotify. I'm going to start uploading all of my fucking story times on there, please over it. Over YouTube's just killing my channel. I'm going to post on Spotify too. Thank you guys for being here. We appreciate you. It's got here. Thank you guys for making it all possible. I appreciate you guys. Every Friday, don't miss usual podcast.com unrestricted. Go watch unrestricted a new episode every single Friday, completely unrestricted. Anything you want to do, anything you want to show, anything you want to say, clips, it's great. It's ridiculous as our rated basically. And Americans find some videos with horrible things. And a bunch of weed. All right, guys. We're fucking high. Thank you for being here. I appreciate you. And the Don't Be Joules channel. Every Monday and Thursday, there's new videos. Every Monday and Thursday, at 3 o'clock, Don't Be Joules.com for all tickets. We're checking out the ticket sales and our ticket screen. You'll see all the dates I have. Check out a show. It's been really fun. Having a lot of fun. It's been sick as hell. Thank you guys for coming. If you've made any of your shows, thank you for being there. We get to it. Good shit. Well, Mahalo. We appreciate you guys. Well, Mahalo. We love to be in Hawaii. We're coming back next week with a 3 hour applause banger with Eric Khan. Yeah, shit. Food by the way. That was fun. It was a great episode. I appreciate you. I think next solo episode, we do nothing but stories and structure it. Let's do that next time. I'm done. It's just like an hour and a half of fun for stories or something. But the first season of solo episodes, we did nothing but stories because there's a new audience. Then we stopped because we're like, well, let's just tell others. I think we need a story time with like fire. What if we did an episode around a fire? There's a little fire here and died of smoke and elation. No exits on camera. Oh, with no exits. Yeah, I know, right? Okay, I will put my shoulder through this fucking wall. There's no exits. There's a door behind this. We sealed ourselves in season two, like idiots. Forgot. I mean, you should probably leave that open. Nope. Shout ourselves out. Sick. Guys, thank you for being here. We appreciate you from Marty and I. This has been The Dopish Usual Podcast. Do all the YouTube stuff. If all the Spotify stuff, leave a review. Leave a comment on Spotify. Shout out to Spotify for listening to us and allowing comments now. We did that. Let's go. YouTube. Thank you so much for allowing us to live there, I guess. It's been The Dopish Usual Podcast. Have a dope best day. [Music]