The SHE Word Special: Everything You Wanted To Know About The Opposite Sex - Part Two - Frank's Questions

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And when I googled Irolosco, of course the first search will be forever synonymous with that song. Seventh Wonder and Eurovision making Iroos most loved icon on the island. Can I just ask you? Do you ever get fed up with everybody saying Seventh Wonder every time they say your name? No, not really. No, no. I love what the song did for me. So no. Is there right there on Google? And our third guest who's joined us for this very special edition is Funny Man, James Ryder. That guy who brings comedy to the stage and screen in a sharp suit and tie. And when I googled James Ryder, I came up with a popular question. The most popular question was what happened to James Ryder under the search results? So I thought to myself, well, what did happen to James Ryder? And it read James Ryder is on death row in Oklahoma. Imagine my surprise. Glad you could make it, James. Yeah, they pushed back my appeal. So did you know that? Yes, yes. The thing is the top result has been changing because I googled myself often. And throughout the years, the top headline has constantly changed. So the first time I was googling James Ryder, it was this flamboyant makeup artist from Hollywood. And then effectively, when people search me, I am known for the brutal double homicide set back in 1990. Yes, you are. And they told them, this can't be. I was a mortar. And I was born in 1992. But they had a good lawyer. And that's how it was. Well, if you googled True Decure, you're going to come up with an Australian jazz singer who's also blonde, who actually then ended up living in the town that I used to live in, came back from Australia to the UK. She then taught in the university I graduated from. And we look quite, we look a little bit similar. So when I used to take bookings to do events, people were like, what are you going to sing for us? I'm like, no, way. No, no, wrong, true decure. Frank, it's over to you today. Okay. So first question, this one's an easy one, right? Just to set the tone. What is the male equivalent of unfined? I think the cold shoulder got to ask me like literally no words, just no speaking. What do we do? Do we do that? Do we do that as guys? I ignore. But we don't. I switch off. I run away from the argument. Put this in context. Typically, you know, you'd be speaking to a woman and she's obviously pissed off at you and you're like, all right, what's wrong? I'm fine. I don't do that. And you know, she's obviously not fine. She's anything but fine. Do you do that? Do you say I'm fine when you're not fine? Because I definitely don't say I'm fine when I'm not fine. Like I'll go straight on, argue. I'm trying to use that. Oh, I'm like, it's just going to be my tear away. I'm not going to point what's the point of saying I'm fine if you're not fine. I don't know. I don't know. I'm fine. I'm fine. No, but it's not like that. I'm fine. Is it because I've done that myself. It's when you go like this. No, I'm fine. Like flat, like that. Exactly. So yeah, yeah. So you know, and you know, you've made the twers by asking. Hold on. Let's have a test. We're going to do some role play here. Yes. Maybe please. What's up? Nothing. I'm fine. Chills. Absolutely. So do I do that? I don't think I know. What do you do? I think I used to. I think I don't now. I don't think I've got the energy to do it anymore. I'm just like, no, I don't think I've ever done it in my life. I don't think so. I've always been like this. But do you guys know what that? Because if I did that with, if I did that to to Adrian to my husband, if he asked me how I was and I went, I'm fine. He'd be like, oh, cool. And he'd just like, well, yeah, no, no, no, no, that's because he's a very clever man. Yes. That's that is how we do. Not because he doesn't know what it means. He's like, yes, I got a note. But for me, just play dumb. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's like, lassie barking. Like, what is it? What's wrong? What's wrong? I'm fine. Someone's caught down the well. Come on. Come on. Let's go. I know that there's a piece of information that I just don't have right now. And that frustrates me more than anything else. But what is the male equivalent of that? I think his men just going out, isn't it? I've got to go and wash the car or I've got to go and have a poo. Why do you keep circling back to that? That's not all we do. We don't drink and evacuate our balance. 22 hours a day. I have to say James, no, my experience of you today is not that. I don't know if it's not me. Get your husband checked for IBS because I don't know. Getting this information from. So what is the male equivalent? I think men would just go out, wouldn't they go out if they're not? But I think men tell you though, don't I? I think men do. I think that's it. Like, let's me, my I'm fine is after work, I come home, I stay in my car. I spend a good like 30 minutes just in my car or I go out to have a smoke. And that smoke lasts me about 45 minutes. I don't think I've ever been told by any guy I was dating nor my husband to be honest like what is wrong? We go back to the guesswork here. I remember once I was dating this guy and he seemed visibly like really upset, you know. I was like, what's wrong? Like I adore this guy. I really like him, you know. And I'm like doing everything right, supposedly in my mind. And then it turned out to be that he thought that when I was going off to rehearse with my guitarist, so by the way, it's still a very good friend of mine and there's never been anything there. He's always been my friend and my guitarist. He thought I was having it off with him. And eventually he told me this. No, I wasn't. No, no, I've never dated any musician I've worked with. No way. But when she said platonic, he thought she was talking about plates. But so, you know, did you have to tell how to take that out of him because I then was exasperated. In a situation like that is it because the thing is I can't imagine a situation where he'd tell you and you'd be like, no, nothing's happening. And he'd be like, okay, like it's not a situation that you can. Yeah, but how are my men's to know that this is annoying him? How did that situation go? Because clearly, you've clearly hit all of you at some point. Yes, he's then I was like, listen, what the hell is wrong? You know, what's wrong? What am I doing wrong? Clearly, I'm very much into you. So what is the problem? And then he said, this and that. That's my bucket of point for Eurovision. That's why. This was after. Okay. And then I was like, okay, but no, this is totally not happening. You know, like you've got it all wrong, you know, and then obviously, you know, more explaining to do, getting the guys to be together, have a beer together. Oh, wow. Wow. And then it was like, obviously, that nothing was happening, but but the doubts, if they stay in your mind, then you're not, you know, you don't ask women to clarify them, then they're going to stay in your mind. No. Yeah, but typically when we ask for clarification, we get them unfined. Not always. But you clearly have never dated me. But in her case, it was more than I'm saying, the power of the lost goes. There's this guy needed reassurance. And the thing is, when it comes to I'm fine, be it a man or a woman, There's a lot of cases where it's not just frustration. It's, I don't know, a lot of times it's about battling a certain insecurity that you just find it really hard to communicate. A lot of times I'm fine, Councillor Neill, of I'm feeling this way, I know I shouldn't be. Maybe I'm embarrassed to always sit out. I think that's where I think that's where a big number of I'm fine's come from, especially here in Malta. We have quite a big problem when it comes with ego and how to handle it. I'm sorry, there's meant to be. 20 minutes. Hi, take. Okay, next question. So I know we've been talking about poop and whatnot. And obviously one of my close friends is Johnny, so we do talk about poop and grips quite a lot. So you know where this is going. But last time I farted in front of my girlfriend and I apologized. And she told me, why are you apologizing? I thought it was because it's not nice to fart in front of you. She told me, but you didn't apologize the last time you burped. And apparently she thinks that a burp is worse than a fart. Really? What do you guys think? Because her logic was, I can see where she's coming from. She told me, you can't control a burp. You chose to make it loud. She told me the fart just happened. So which one's worse? I know, Johnny, so all of this is like a burp and a fart is fine with me, you know. That's noisy. I don't know. Which one is worse? Which one is worse? A partner burping in front of you or a partner farting in front of you? Which one is worse? I think a burp is more arrogant. So my fart can be arrogant too, huh? pertinent. Just someone farting and then, hmm. I think pertinent. You really are someone from Sleema era. And the dodgy boys are slimmer away from where you were brought up. Next to the outclose. But you do know that's half my family is from Hamron and Marsa. No, no, no, that slips out through your accent sometimes. I believe that easily. But then the Sleema side. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I see, I coming back to the farting burping question. I think that your girlfriend's right. You can't help a fart. You can help a belch, but sometimes even as a you can help it. Why would someone fart in an elevator, for example, purposely? But how did they just stink it up? Do you know I had a boyfriend once that could actually summon farts? Could fart on command? That I can't do. That's probably. You've tried though, hasn't it? Oh my gosh. I know because I tried. I don't know why it came out like that. I think you really rolled the dice and lost it. I've never tried. I don't know. Can you belt chunk him out? No, I can't. I used to be able to. But I need to go back to something said, you can't control a fart. Yes. No, yes, you can. Do you know how much muscle you have down there? I mean, you can't leave the hover. You can't really have gas. So when you actually have loads of gas building up inside of you, then you can't. Clench and leave the room. I'm eating too many vegetables. That's my problem. Parts of these conversations are leaving quite speechless, but there is a. You know when you do belch, I think there is a time and a place because there is nothing quite like when you have about in the privacy of your own home having a good. I suppose like a fart as well. Is that not the case? Sometimes it's come to you. You know what I think that sometimes and have a really good burp. It's a real waste to leave it inside. Exactly. Am I right or am I wrong? Yes. I guess. Am I a guy? I thought I'd be a guy. I thought there are more minutes of doubt. But you know the one that I used to get very upset about is I had a boyfriend who used to belch and then go, "No, that's not in my face." No, no, no. That's gross. But then he was also the boyfriend who used to fart in the bed and then shove. That's not a good thing. No, that's just not. That's disgusting. Yeah, that should definitely be a law that should be. A law? Yeah, a law that they should pass that no one should be allowed to do that. I think Zaden is working on that. I don't know that very good. I think that's very in tune. Some gas law. That's what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah. Does that answer the question? That answer is that one. But final question I have. Okay. Okay, let's be honest, ladies. Are we seriously okay with the dad bod? Because. Am I missing something? That bod. That bod. That bod is true. I follow a dad bod. That bod. More flabbed than ad. Tom Hardy, for example. Right now, what Tom Hardy looks like. You know Tom Hardy? Now, we're done. So you get a number of women. You know what Tom Hardy is? Yeah, yeah. She doesn't. Yeah, I do. I do. Don't know who Tom Hardy is. She's me. Yes, yes, yes. That's all you have to describe it. I'm a marriage woman. Yeah, she doesn't have that bod. Even Leonardo DiCaprio has that bod. Okay, are you okay? You get a number of women who say, yeah, yeah, we like the dad bod more. I mean, find me a person who's screensaver is a guy with a dad bod. You know, or a girl who's posters on the wall are a guy with a dad bod. No, the whole got six packs. No, I'll have some of that. But is it because it's Tom Hardy? No, it's because he's Hansel. It's Hansel. He's Hansel. I like him. I like a bit of beef. But I also like Henry Cavill when he's really like fit for the role. Shredded. Yes. But I'm sorry, with all due respect, there's so many things that are more wrong with that picture of him than his gut. There's, I mean, that hair, that haircut is just awful. I would be more concerned about the haircut than I would about the gut. But is that not just a natural passing of time? But, you know, as with women, you get older and men. I don't have, I've never believed it. Whenever women said, "Oh, no, I'm not too much fan of a six pack." I'd rather, you know, that bod is more of a six pack. I don't like when someone is too like gym looking. You know what I mean? I mean, I don't mind it. Oh, I don't. Don't get me wrong. I mean, I think everyone is beautiful and they're only in a way. Definitely. So I like all shapes and sizes. But if I had to pick and choose, I probably would be a bit insecure hanging out with someone who had a perfect, the chiseled body because then that. So, a security is the problem? Because then that puts me in a position where I have to maybe look the same or better. I don't know. Does it make sense? This was a good one, eh? I don't know. I think this is the equivalent of, "Letter, it's not too small, it's perfect." I think it's just a matter of. I think it's just a matter of they don't want to be mean, you know? So. Oh, no man, that's not leaning to one side. It's perfectly straight. I think there's a threshold. I think there's a threshold of a man just kind of getting a little bit older and it being okay. And then there's a threshold of just absolutely letting go and not giving a right to us. And that when you get to that bit, it's just a bit. That's not the most attractive thing in the world. Not because of the body, but because of the thinking behind it. And it could be that somebody is heavier because of a medical reason or for whatever or they. No, and that's fine. That's perfectly fine. My problem is. Questioning. Questioning. Questioning. Obviously someone who's looking sculpted and whatnot and telling me, "Ah, you know what, not, rather, not. " Give me that word please. I'm like seriously. I'm like, "Hey, Saegas, why is it called that word?" Because it's what a dad I guess would look like. Ah ha, because it's an old. It's the physique of an older gentleman. And all friends, I had a. I've had a dad boss since I was 12, so. This is a movement that I am more than ready for. It does. Okay. Do you have anything any questions relating to this amazing election week? This election week. Any questions? Not. I mean. I'm looking forward to get it over and done with, to be honest. I can't wait to see. I mean, I'm suddenly missing the crash barriers, because they're all covered with banners. Can't you see them a bit better today? No, no, no. I can't wait for a bit of normality to come back in. I mean, all we see is posters and whenever you speak to someone, you're kind of wondering what they're thinking about. About you and you have to be careful how to word stuff, how to criticize stuff. And you know, social media all the time, high? No, I've actually taken a step back from social media these past few weeks. Where you're being ugly, true. No, I'm not. I'm looking at it because because this is the first time ever I've been eligible to vote in the elections in motor. I am a virgin voter. Oh wow, look at that at 52 years old. And I have always looked at it. Have you been practicing how to write the numbers? Do you have to write numbers? Yes. Yes, it's a thing. Don't write the seven like a one. No, it has a line or it doesn't have a line. No, it doesn't have a line but but but the one but the one you can't do that thing. No, no, it's a whole thing. You can't cross the seven. No, you can't cross the seven, but the one you can't do that thing on it. It's literally a straight line. Ah, yes, just a line. No, no, there's a whole process. I mean, truth is, truth is, if you're gonna do it, don't do it wrong. Stop, Jack, come in. Like we don't know who's gonna win this already. Let's make sure the British new vote tips this game. Come on. That's what I've been waiting for. I've waited for the power. If you were prime minister for a day, what would you do? Everyone would need to take a very, very, very basic test. It's so basic. This is about old people again. No, this is, but they'll have to take it. And when I say basic, it means you get 10 points for writing your name correctly. Wow. And if you get a certain mark, you just, you, you can't vote. You cannot vote. If you get like 50% wrong. And again, this is a test where you get 10% just for spelling your name correctly. Oh, wow. So the chanazayas are screwed. I'm not gonna, I'm not touching that for the 10-foot pole. If I was prime minister for the day, I think I'd have to go on that don't they have private jets, private jets and they get drinks brought to them. It's like, you know, first class travel, but with a bit more, I'd have to do that. I'll just go to every EU country in a day. In a day? Yeah, definitely. Just like jetting in, jetting out, just bring me the drinks, bring me everything. Is that what prime minister's have? No, prime minister's have a day. I think I would make use of their, of the car to be driven around everywhere. Not have to park anywhere. Really easy in an out. I get you can tell when someone's reading some sleem, that's why that's the ultimate luxury. It's an ice-suffered. It's being able to park where everything I have suffered. Frank, me, it's only one day, right? It's one day. Okay, good. I'll take a whole lot of laxatives and use the Castile bathroom for 200 minutes. Brilliant. And good luck to whoever's prime minister the following day. Great way to finish this edition. Thank you very much, guys. We'll be back again tomorrow. Kat.