The Selena Gomez Episode

I love you. I don't like to gossip, but I do think that gossiping made us human. Didn't I say this to you? You did. This is the second time you've said something like this to me. Is this happening? Yay! Oh my God, guys. It's a surprise. Hello! How are you? It's the fourth time I've seen you. How are you? I would have just done it real quick. I finally have a girl with me. I want us to see the craziest people that have DM'ed you. So funny. There's no such thing as dumb questions. Is it weird that our husbands go to the bathroom together? Who do you think could fight better out of you two? Selena. Should we do an arm wrestle? One, two, three. Oh my God! Friends! That's it? Yep. I was thinking about this today. Would you be jealous if, in a movie, Dave-- Who's the hot guy? Who's the hottest celebrity? Selena? No, I told him. No, who's the hottest female celebrity? Where the fuck did that come from? Selena. Selena. Because I'm always like, "You can only have a love interest if it's Selena." No, no. But who's-- Okay, what would you say-- It would be very-- Thank you. What would you say if Dave goes, "Oh my God, I got this role. It's an amazing role. It's like Tarantino's doing this new movie, and it's me and Margot Robbie, and it's like a sex scene." Okay. It's like a sex scene where they're moving. And they have to both be fully-- Yeah. And he didn't write it? Yeah. Dave-- Dave did not write it. Dave didn't-- And he got the dream job? No, no, no, no. No. No. Tarantino brought him in. Oh, we collabed. And he said, "Hey, I really want you to make this character your own." And they were supposed to have a sex scene, but Dave maybe made it a little bit different. I know my answer. What? He made it a little dirty. Honestly, my true answer would be, look, you didn't-- Sign up for this shit. Yeah. But I would say, being that Selena is an actress and one of our closest friends, and I'm the most comfortable with her, I'd say, could you talk to them about putting her in? No, sorry. She's already-- Yes, I could. Yes, I could. Margot Robbie's already in it. Well, then I would-- I love Margot Robbie, and I would be like, "Man, she's so pretty." I'm sad. It isn't. So glad my husband might have her. What would you do-- Sure. What would you do if I said-- Our relationship would be over. Just kidding. You know the question? No, if I said-- No, I don't. I'm just-- No, I think you know the question. If Benny got cast, Steven Spielberg is like, "Benny, there's this role for you, and it's, unfortunately, it does involve a sex scene with Margot Robbie." Uh-huh. And-- She's so pretty. He's so tight. I don't-- I think, yes, realistically, as an adult, I'll give you the answer of if this is what he really wanted. Yeah. I'd be a little perplexed at him wanting to just randomly do something that he wasn't in control of-- Yeah. And just signed on to do. Yeah. No, but you would-- I'd be a little-- Martin Scorsese or Steven Spielberg. And I didn't even-- You have to-- To be honest, even if you worked with someone that was not them, and you really believed in the role-- Yeah. I'd let you do it. Yeah. But if you were just one day like, "I wrote this, and I'm going to do it," and I'd be like, "Great. Sign here, and that's our divorce." I'm kidding. What would you do, Chet? Kristen's making a show right now. Yeah. And they can't find anyone to do it. TVD. And you have to be an actor in it, and there happens to be a scene where she has to fuck MGK. Machine Gun Kelly? Yeah. I'm sorry. And she wrote it. Can I just say something? Yeah. I feel like you wouldn't get jealous. You got more jealous at the fact that she has sex with herself. Oh, the machines. That's the only time I've ever seen you jealous. Yeah. I'm threatened by machine work. Okay. Why are you so threatened by the machine? Because I'm sexually insecure. Oh, don't moochie. The machine has nothing on you. Yeah. That's so nice. I know the efficiency-- That's not true. That machine's got everything on it. No. I love him. I'm obsessed with him. The machine has consistency. One thing I've learned-- You want to know something? This is my theory on-- My theory is-- Yeah. Is that-- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything. Yeah. Oh, no. It's not the same. It's not. Women like connection. What if they made a machine that looked like Dave? No. No. I wouldn't care. I mean, I just know that if it was as warm as Dave. That's not your person. Yeah. I really trust Kristen, and I really feel like she looks at me like I'm the only one. I do. So sweet. I think she would behave in a certain way that was so over the top, like respecting me at every moment, even when I wasn't there. I like that. Selena and I are probably the only women, maybe not, I wonder if we'll learn after this that there's other women. There are. I can already tell you. We have such a unique position to be with the two of you who are like your best friends, but you're like so hardcore best, like to the point that sometimes I wonder. I feel like it, first off, it exists. We're soulmates of friendship. Yeah. It's like what girlfriends do. Absolutely. I just thought of an amazing movie. What? Well, don't say that. No, it's fine. That's the first lesson I learned. I think you're right. In this career. It's like a couple of things. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a couple, two couples that are best friends. They get married. They become best friends. Then the two guys- Grace and Frankie. Turned gay? Grace and Frankie. Grace and Frankie. That was the show. Were you thinking turned gay? Yeah. Biggest show. We're not gay. But it's the biggest show. Oh, really? Yeah. John Hoffman. Grace and Frankie. What's that? Literally what you're saying- They married, their husbands married each other. Then they lived together. They divorced, so then they just lived together. Which- Well, maybe we can do a Grace and Frankie- That's got nothing to do with our dynamic. Yeah. That's John Hoffman. That's so sick. That's so cute. That's the guy who did our show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When are you going to do a movie? That's what bothers me. Probably next year. Okay. Well, finally. Yeah. I'm working on it. Your enthusiasm is what I do it for. It didn't feel that enthusiastic. No, I know how you speak. I know how you speak. You're never going to speak in a way that's going to be overwhelmingly enthusiastic as far as visually. But I know that it's real. Can I have a blanket? Can we like- Yeah. Let me drape you in a blanket. One sec. Wait. Should I sit? I'll sit here. You can do anything you want. We're all rigged up. We're all rigged up. We just really got cold all of a sudden. I know. Should I shut the door? Dave hates for the door to be shut, but you are a chilly girl. Yes. She needs- I think I have issues. Get her the scarf. Thank you. This is perfect. Perfect dreams. Look at this. I'm going to turn this into a- Maybe the world doesn't know that Selena- I'm going to make this- Look, it's cold. They know. What am I going to do? They know? I'm not going to touch her neck. Yeah, they know. They know. They know. Everyone knows she's cold. We started talking about Twitter and Instagram. Me and Dave were talking, and then Dave said, "I don't even think Selena follows me." Then Dave goes, "Does she follow you?" And Kristen goes, "Yes, she follows me." Then she goes, "Should I send her a DM?" Then I said, "Oh, that could be funny." She said, "I'm going to write, 'Let's fuck.'" Then she said, "Oh, no. I have so much anxiety about sending it to her because there's 400 something million people." I said, "But you're sending her a DM." She said, "I know, but there's just so much pressure." Then she said, "Is she even going to- Is she going to read it?" Or, "Is her team reading it?" Then I said, "Well, she doesn't even read my DMs, so it doesn't- No, I don't. I don't. My DMs are a weird. It's interesting because I go through phases, people who know me know this very well. I go through phases where I completely delete it off my phone, and I've gone years to months to days doing it, and I like it. I can tell when I get a little feisty that I need to- I need to maybe calm down, so I will admit to that, but I'm just very passionate. Overall, though, my DMs are so random, you guys, because I don't know what is what. For the hell of it, where's my- Babe, there's a thing that I would really love to do. Sure. I would love it if we could go to the thing. You know how you have DMs and then you have that other folder? Yeah. Okay. I want to go there and then do- The other folder. Is that requests? Yeah, and go to top, and then I want to see. I want us to see the craziest people that have DMed you. See if DMed you. Type in his name. Okay. Just heart eyes and fingers crossed. Oh my God. What year was that? 2022. Oh my God. Okay. Now we got to go to some- Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. Oh my God. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. I don't know. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. I don't know. - Oh dear. - Yep, I do know what it is. - I feel like now I'm on one of those live, like-- - I don't even know. - I do know what it is. You'll love it, Selena. - Well, so. - No, these are for my mom. This isn't, that's not part of this. - You're getting Fritos delivered here for your mother? - Yep. - For your mom? - Are you telling me we are gonna have Frito pie? - Nope, what I'm gonna tell you right now is-- - That would've been sick. - We're gonna do a little something that I'd like to discuss. - Babe, what is your favorite thing to eat in the world? - Oh, that's too hard, that's very vague. - What's your favorite snack you eat every single night that's salty? - Pickles. - Dave, what's the least favorite thing you have on planet Earth? - I don't wanna do this. - What's your least favorite thing? - Well. - I'm not doing it. - This is so funny. - Now, Dave, now. - I like the bread and butter. - I instantly feel the feeling of wanting to vomit. - We're all gonna eat a pickle at the same time. - We're all gonna eat a pickle. - Babe, will you have a pickle with us? - He won't do it. - Yeah. - Mochili. - How's Benny? Selena, did Benny ever slide into your DMs? - No, no, we were already friends. We already knew each other. - We were friends. - We were talking. - Let me try to go back to the first one. - Okay. - Have you done that? You probably have. - No, read us the first thing he ever said to you. - Okay, wait, wait, wait. Before we do this, Dave. - You're so sold on this pickle, baby. - I really don't wanna. - You have to. You have to. - Show me, show me, show me, show me, what do I do? - I have to, like, I'm not doing this. - Put it in my mouth. - Hold on, wait, you have to chew the whole thing. Whole thing in your mouth at once. - I honestly feel like the feeling of vomiting. - Are you about to throw up? Here, eat this one, it's better. - Chuck, Chuck, whole thing in your mouth at once. Look at me right now. - Eat this, it's better. - Okay, okay. - I just, honestly, I-- - One, and you can spit it out after three seconds. Three seconds, three seconds, okay? Okay, you ready? No, no. - Oh my God. - I'm not kidding, I don't care. You have to put it in your mouth for three seconds. Three seconds, no, you have to put it in your mouth for three seconds. - Ugh. - Okay, don't do that, don't do that. - Nothing to see. - Do you like it? - No, I hate it. - Ew, don't drink the thing like it's-- - Switching it up, total 180. - Okay. - Did you know about, I've never even asked you this, did you know you were bipolar before you were officially diagnosed? - I knew something was wrong, but I would think I was misdiagnosed. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I think people were just assuming, and I would try, and I would go to multiple therapists, and that's why it's hard. It's actually really hard when we're talking about these things, and for me to go, go get a therapist. It's, all of it is so fucking complicated. - It's so complex. - You have to go through, like, multiple different people. It's so hard that you can't, you just can't give up. You have to find these things. Like, I'm so grateful I went to four different rehabs, because it all helped me understand it. - The crazy thing is, like, even Selena will have, like, moments where, like, she's having mania, and she doesn't know. - Yeah. - She'll start to realize she's having it after it's happening, and sometimes she doesn't even remember when it's happening. And it's such a delicate thing, because it's like, you can't really, you're not supposed to technically talk to the person really about it while they're deep in it. And it's like, I've even dating her, and like, she's so hyper aware. Like, she'll say, like, she'll be like, I think I'm feeling a little manic. - But I'm equally, like, so proud to say that I do have moments of mania. I'm not, like, ashamed at all. - Yeah. - Because I can catch them a bit quicker, but it is helpful to have a partner that will understand where maybe the temperature is at and meet you where you are, and then you kind of gradually understand it's happening. - Yeah. - Once you found out what it was, do you now, like, live life feeling-- - Freely. - Oh, really? - Freely. That's the problem with a misconception. - Yeah. - The whole hypocrisy of shaming people for therapy or people not understanding it is that it's just not for you. - Yeah. - So that's completely fine. But for me, it finally allowed me to go, oh, that's why I handled things the way I handled them. - For sure. - That's why all the other people were able to get over things quickly and I wasn't. And I would act out, I'd act out of fear, I'd act out of love, I'd act out of passion. It was all inconsistent. It was crazy. - My favorite part about being with Selena, like, one of my favorite parts, I don't know why I'm saying her name. - It's normal to say people's names. - What's your favorite part about being-- - No, one of my favorite parts, no, because I don't say Selena. - I understand. - One of my favorite parts about being with you, we, like, take each other as we are, and I don't feel uncomfortable going into her and being like, "Oh, my God, this is such a huge attack." - Right. - And just, like, her talking me through it, or her coming to me and just being like, "I think I'm, like, fully manic right now." - Yeah. - And we're not judging each other at all. - That's a nice, I feel like sometimes, this is, like, not me, I, well. - You're gonna say I'm judgmental? - Yeah, in a good way. I think that it's really-- - I did that. - No, but I think this doesn't need to be, like, dissected. I'm just saying I think it's hard sometimes to exist and feel comfortable, truly expressing the fear that it is too manic, or you're being too this, or you're being, like, too that, and I think-- - Oh, yeah, I know what you're saying. - Here's, I'm gonna button, I'm gonna button, you are. - I'm gonna button this conversation. To be honest, all of these terms and everything can get so confusing, and yes, there's mania, there's manic, there's manic depressive, there's all these different terms. You are not defined by a term, ultimately. It's just informative to seek and talk and listen to podcasts or listen to certain things that will actually help you get information. So I would just say to the world in this kitchen that no, I still have to be me in this, and I just would say it sounds so too wishy-washy weird, but I do believe that there is a lot of hope, and you can hopefully find that in your world, and if you have faith, I get it, too. So that's all I'll say. - You know what is just so, you saying that just there, it really reminded me of the insanity that when you speak, you're kind of speaking to the world. - That's why I feel super weird going to the kitchen. - No, no, no, but I've never ever had to think that way, even as a famous person. It's like, does that weigh on you, where you feel like at all times, what you say is gonna have an audience by pretty much like a large-- - I don't know, I don't know. The numbers are never-- - They're never necessarily threatening to me. I don't really care. I think one of the best parts of living freely is that you don't put any sort of value behind it. So yes, I understand the logistics. I'm-- - You're aware of the truth. - I'm followed, I get it, but I can't be what everyone wants, but I do know that if there is someone watching that follows me, in a way that they respect my journey, I respect my journey, too. So I would love to tell it, and I also equally love to be like, encouraging someone else to tell it. So it's not weird to me. - I wanna know something. - See if I can catch it once. - Okay, okay, catch it. Wait, can you? This wasn't even what I was talking about. Oh, wow, wait, I want you to do something. Okay, watch. You're gonna try to make it in the circle. - Okay. - Okay. Oh my God. - She's so good. - Wait, I think-- - That also kinda helped. It's very weird to do it with a human. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Do it one more time. - No, you did help, but it would've hit the rim. - Yeah, yeah, but I think it would've done a balance in. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, try from here. - There's a-- - I don't care if you hit the light. That one she would've made, too. I didn't even move it. It hit my stomach. - You're being so sweet, but I feel like I'm getting lucky. - Wait, can you dribble, you think? - No, but I'll try. I can't do it. - Wait, Mochi, can you dribble? - Is this like-- - Okay, oh, yeah. What do you mean you can dribble? Okay, can you go-- - No, I can't. - Can you go through your legs? - I wanted to try. Hang on. - Okay, okay. Try one more time. - Wait, hang on. - You got a nice little handle. - Okay, Mochi, come on. I wanna see. - She's athletic. - Press, press, press. Give me that, give me that, give me that. Cooking. - Okay. Let me watch you go through your legs. - I need her here. - Go through your legs. - No, no, no, no. - No, no. - You gotta keep the leg down. - Why does every girl-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. - Why does every girl do this? Every girl goes the same. They dribble just like this. They go, they go. - How do you dribble? - They immediately turn-- - The ball doesn't have enough air. - Every girl does that? - Well, you're the two girls here. - Don't you know the-- - Wow. - Selena has a-- - Oh, she's good. - A tenacity. - She might be a hooper in your next film. - I love it how they go-- - My nails, I think I'm too scared. - I love how they go through the legs. - She's going, she's going, she's going, she's going. - Oh, you're on the carpet. That's harder. - She's like a, like a-- - You want me to show you how to handle the rock? - Wait. - There you go. See, you get a little smaller guy in the post. You just go like that. - No! - You got fouled a little bit. - See, boys are violent. - You deal with the-- - Should we play two on two outside? - Aggressive foul. - Chucky. - You girls are crazy. - All right, can we sit on the couch? - Yeah, let's go sit on the couch. - Let's go on the couch. - Roll the mic. Chucky, grab my whole dick. It's like there was nothing there. - Get a grip. - Look, look. - I'm gonna close it. - There's rare beauty. - We're in. - What? - We're in the ad break. - What ad? What fun are we doing? - Airbnb. - Have you ever seen anything better than this? - What is that? - That's insane. - What is that? - A cave. I honestly look at this house just to check in on it all the time. - Really? - Yeah, I do. - Do you think this works for our ad right now that we're supposed to be doing? - What is better than actually talking about the facts at hand of life? Us on Airbnb's platform, booking beautiful wood beam ceiling walls. - Let me see the kitchen. Does it have a good kitchen? - Incredible kitchen. Literally incredible. - What's the car ride duration from LA? - Not long at all. - Would you do me a favor? - What? - Put your feet on the ground. No one wants to see your ankles. Airbnb, get back to the episode. We respect you. - White Claw! - Isn't your average? Keep going. I'm in the middle. - Go, go, go. - Again? - Go, keep going. - Okay, well, personally. - Pick your variety path. - Fine. - Personally, I'm a peach guy. - I'm a mango, strawberry, ruby grapefruit and a blackberry. - I just, you know, I got the hand that I was dealt and I love black cherry. - No, no, what are you? - What do you mean? - We can't open it on the thing. - With a 10? - No, you're not allowed. - I can open it? - You can open it, you can't drink it. - You can't open it, but you can't drink it. - Yes. - I just like to stare at my peach White Claw until I'm off camera and then I drink the whole thing. Please drink responsibly. Hard seltzer with flavors. White Claw Seltzer Works, Chicago, Illinois. Cheers! Touch my lips. - Touch my lips too, by accident. I wanted to tell a story, which I'm just gonna say it now. It's worth saying that we didn't really know each other. They went off to play at the arcades and games and you and I played air hockey for like, I don't know. It was like. Oh, it was a long time. She won, she beat me every single, I was giving it my all. - But you suck. - No, I'm like pretty good. - You must not be a good air hockey player. - That's not true. - No, I'm pretty good. - Are you an elite air hockey player? - First off, just let me have the. - The moment? - Moment. - No, babe, you know what's annoying is that you're better at all of the things. - No, I'm not. - No, not air hockey. I think she would beat you in air hockey. - It's so hard to be married to him. - I'm not even saying this is to toot your horn. I was truly like, this is fucking weird. Like she must play air hockey like alone. - I don't, that's the thing. - It seems like something's burning in here. - Yeah, do we want to make sure that's okay? Or is it the heat? Did you put the furnace on? - Oh, you just turned the heat on. It's never even been hot. - Okay. - You want me to turn the fireplace on? It'll warm up a little quick. - Oh my God, that would be so nice. - Yeah, why not? What the hell is this snow about? Let's get warm. I'm right with you, Selena. - I mean, you and Selena are the same where you would like it to be. - It certainly smells like something's burning, but I think it's all good. - If they do get married, Selena, and you and I have to live together, it will be hard because you like to have it. - No, if we live together, we could get the beds that would be different temperatures. I'd be willing to try that. - Aren't you so happy that Benny's best friend's wife is Kristen? Why are you speaking in the third person? - No idea. - Not just 'cause I want a big nose. - No, he needs to hear it. Get it, he needs to hear it because it is the best feeling in the world. Coming into Benny's world was, really fun and exciting, but different for me because I was very shy. I didn't know a lot of people and I kept to myself a lot, which could be misconstrued, but he was very, you know, nice and introduced me to a lot of, a lot of people. And I'd say Kristen is definitely on top of that list. - For girls. - Would you say second favorite is probably me? - No. - No. - Nope. - I'm up there, yeah. - I don't know, top three. - Up there. - You are. - My dream, like, in my dream world. - We're a four-person couple. - We live together, we have a compound. - Wait, Selena, we found a house next door to you guys. - What's your dream world? - In my dream-- - I think it's, yo, sorry. - Ayo, did you say ayo, sorry? Did you say ayo, sorry? Okay, in my dream world, you guys live next door to us and we have like children and then like maybe a few of our friends. - That would be good. - And it's not a commune. We just live in the same neighborhood. - No, but here's the thing. - Did you guys move to a different neighborhood? - I think, like, for me, maybe the bay or something. I don't know. - Do you like Oxnard? - But he's probably rolling his eyes. - Guys, I'm down to do this thing in the bay. - I'm not rolling my eyes. - I will say. - We have our dream home. It's, I've never pictured. - No, we do, honey. I'm just thinking of their personalities. - Unfortunately, well, we're not quite there. So I think it-- - Financially. - Financially. - Mentally, we're there. - Maybe we move you guys a little bit more towards Michigan. - I'd be happy. - Well, for you, we'd have to. - Do you wanna know why? Because we'd also know when each other would need time. Like, Dave and I are similar. - Yeah, but that'd be good. - You guys have moments of being similar where it's like, if I'm out, it's not because I'm mad. It's like, I'm out. - You're not similar to Dave at all. - Yes, she is. - No, we're similar. - I admit, in the sense of-- - We are similar. - Our conversations are done. - You're similar in the way that you don't speak as much. - I agree, Benny. You're similar to me, okay? - Yeah, sorry, you're her. I'm her. - I mean, I and Dave are similar. - We're part of the party. I don't mean it in a bad way. I'm just saying-- - Well, if we were doing that, that would be good. - If we went to dinner and I felt it was too long for me, I'd say it, and he would equally go, "Yeah, I do too." - And it'd just be Benny and I chit-chatting. - So we're not similar in every aspect. It's just-- - Here's what I will say, though. - Oh, I have my back. - Here's what I will say. - Yeah. - That one time the three of us were in the car and you and I were talking at the exact same time in Selena's ears, and she goes, "You guys." - Only one of you. - Selena really enhances my calm. When we're together, we can just sit with each other and not even say anything. - Yeah, it's so nice. - Do you guys do that, too? - I think it happens, and then Kristen starts speaking. Not at all. - I think that's fun, though. - I prefer it. I don't need silence. - Yeah, you like it when I'm talking at you, don't you? - You always explain what you're making, even when I don't ask. It just gets so cute. - I wanna ask something. - Yeah, please ask. We're right here. - What was the best day of your life? - When my little sister, Gracie, was born. I know I'm bringing it back to family, but I'm such a family girl, and I. - It was so gross because my mom had a C-section, and I don't-- - You saw it? You saw it physically? - My mom's gonna be so fired with me sharing this, I know she will. - Did you see the body? - I didn't see it. We stayed behind a curtain, but I remember just looking at my mom and hearing Gracie cry, and I just was behind the curtain looking at my mom, and I was like, "Oh my God." I immediately started crying, but I didn't cry when she got pregnant. I was very, you know, I was like, "That's so cute, you have a belly, I have a sister coming," but I had no idea the gravity of it. - How old were you? - Oh gosh, there's 21 years, or 22 years, so. - Yeah. - Difference. - How's your baby? - And I think that was one of the best days. And then the best days of my life after would be our wedding. - I was for sure-- - I loved your wedding. - I for sure thought she was gonna say, like, no question asked, "Oh, the day you married." Like, for sure, when she said my-- - I was happy she didn't. - When she said, I was blown away. - Hey, I did after. I did after, I'm saying that was a pivotal moment for me, and that's when I realized, I was like, "Oh, I want this." - I was fully blown away. - Did you like Selena? - I'm just gonna let you. - Did you like Dave's officiant speech? - I did, everyone did. My favorite part was this, 'cause I have to say it. Steve Martin and Martin Short, who are on my show with me, you know, they're a little older than us, safe to say, but Dave was killing it, and making everyone laugh in the right places, get emotional in the right places, and afterwards, Marty and Steve came up to me, and they were just laughing, and they were like, "Benny's friend, like, he should do stuff, like, he should have his own show." And I was like, "Well, fortunately for you, there's many seasons of exactly that." - That's funny. - They were, like, so surprised, it was wonderful. I felt very-- - I felt pressure, but I felt-- - It was so great. - I felt like I was born for the moment. - We loved it. - You wanna know something so crazy. - I loved watching you cry up there. - I'm gonna tell you something. So, we did the, me and Sal did the first love, the first look, okay? - Yeah. - We did the first look where we're like, you, you, we're kissing. - Yeah, I'm just joking, keep going. - Go ahead. - That's our only PDA for the episode. - That is cute. - We did our first look, and I didn't cry. And I was like, "Yeah, of course I'm not gonna cry, we're just, like, walking down the thing." And then, I was like, and then I started, in my head, I'm like, "Whoa, I didn't cry." I was like, "Am I gonna cry?" I was like, "Maybe I won't cry." 'Cause I didn't wanna, I didn't wanna do what you did. - No, no, listen. - What'd he do? - The only thing he did where I was like, "Fuck, I don't wanna do that." Because I know in your head, you were thinking about it, too. When you were giving your vows, when you, like, when it was, like, the point where you, like, had, like, snot bubbles and stuff. I was like, I was like, "I don't wanna have that." - He did not have snot bubbles. - No, he's talking about-- - No, I think yours was a-- - What you're speaking, specifically, is about during her vows, when she's pointed to the ground and she said there's a little-- - No, like, during your-- - Snot on the ground. - I did not do that. - No, no, no, no. - Yes, you did. - Yes, you did. - You said, you said, I think you got a little snot on the ground. - Yeah. - No, I said-- - Yeah, you did. - On the ground. - When I saw-- - I must have been performing. - No, no, Chuck, when I saw-- - There was, though, there was a pool. - When I saw your vows and I saw you-- - Don't ever do this. - You get choked up. - You didn't see my snot. - No, that's not-- - I know where you were sitting. - That's not what I'm saying. - What were you saying? - I'm saying, you made it, you mentioned snot in your vows. - No, she, during her vows, pointed out my snot on the ground. - I'm just saying-- - But she's saying it didn't happen. - I don't remember that. - Discuss. - No, all I'm saying, the only thing I'm saying, the only thing I'm saying is, when I saw yours, and then me and you talked about it afterwards, and you were like, you were like, you were like, I wish I could have held it together a little bit more. - That's so not, you did-- - That never happened. - Yes, you did. We talked about it that night when you were drunk. - No, I never wish I would have held it together. more why do you wish i don't i'm happy with how it went okay whatever it was you didn't want it to be i was like i i was like i don't i was like i don't want it you didn't like it first and foremost you were crying up there no just let me sit i i said there i said i was like i don't i gotta really hold it together i don't want to cry that much and i was like i want to be able to like say my speech and and i was getting so and i don't get nervous about anything and i was getting so fucking nervous yeah so nervous so nervous i was nervous for you in the car with her i was like i'm like talking like and then with you back you weren't you you couldn't be seated you couldn't be seated but you were you were no i was very you couldn't be seated and i was talking to you i could tell you when we did our first look because you were just like i'm not quite sure how to react like you kept saying i don't know what to say so basically selena's actually stuck in a content wormhole she's like i love showing people funny videos i take a lot of funny videos do you think selena and dave they don't make sense but they're funny we're similar people we're like-minded people we both care about art so we do we do but not in the way he does you don't like music he doesn't like music i care about art just as much as benny does you said you don't like museum i said art oh well not all art benny would you yeah would you be jealous of selena and dave are more alike than you thought oh they probably are i'm in love with both of them we also aren't it's just there's a few things that are like similar but it's just because we're like i'm out you're out i'm out my mom told my mom told me according to the internet my last relationship before you was dave anytime i see that i comment like huh like it's ridiculous i just say wonderful i like it false narrative i would never fall for a guy like you you're hilarious you literally moved to los angeles for me you did you know i used to live in new york selena before you met me contributing factor you know the latest you ever stayed up in your whole life was with me that's cute i'm not denying that you know selena and i are just embarking on our own relationship and one day oh just wait you guys when the tables turn young men you know what's also really great though kristin is that every one of my friends has the same thing they're like good you're so lucky you have like kristin because she'll be like real i'm a rider not that i ever in one moment of my life think you would ever intentionally hurt me but you would 1000 be like i'm not happy benny i love you but she sides with the girl in every occasion and i love that i'm here for that yeah i side with whoever's right i have a tendency to side with the girl i don't know about that anyway as you were up there crying like no no i was so anxious and then right when game time happened i like snapped into this like new version of myself yeah it's like being limitless yeah it was crazy i felt limitless on our vows i felt and then i go like that and i before i i was saying things like like are we sure we printed it in like in the right font like i had to go up he made me everyone is seated waiting for the wedding to start and he was like just go check if my speech is up there i was like there's two copies of your speech up there i put it there and then there was already one when i put it there you just go check one more time and i had to go walk out everyone thinks the whole thing's starting and i had to go check it's and then i was like meanwhile mine's so funny i had handwritten them they're so like misspelled correctly incorrectly and i had ashley pass them to me as i walked down the aisle that's so not those yours yours were so i loved i loved writing them and then i was like what's going on with you i had to go walk out everyone thinks the whole thing's starting and then i had to go check it's and then i was like meanwhile mine's so funny i had handwritten them they're so like misspelled correctly those yours yours were so i loved i loved writing the way yours first off of course they sounded great and they were great but the way they physically looked what they looked like actually helped me pick the paper a worn book oh she did it was a handwritten yeah have i told you that i couldn't see anything for your for your entire wedding behind a pole for some reason all i saw i could hear it i was one thing and one thing only the post i thought it was me and you but i wanted to see that all right go back benny's crying he's up there he's weeping first i gotta i gotta i gotta tell you another thing guys her back my back right now do it right now please all right then we'll get back into it pop yep come on oh crap okay yeah i have to do it not on the by the fire no you gotta lie down right here oh wow good use of our new run so cold you've never seen it gets colder when you stand you've never seen this happen is this do you guys do this a lot oh yeah really all right man okay now breathe in oh my god okay now breathe in oh my god top higher no another one yeah oh my god her neck it can't crack there's no one selena do you have more bones than those than most isn't that crazy this is a clean idea oh no it sounded like bubble wrap so good you can sit by the fire if you could sit there you could fall and sit there selena no just stand okay um like i'm doing a ted talk yeah well oh yeah i was gonna talk about some stuff do you want me to go sit down again no you can sit anywhere being filmed at all angles so i go it's like i'm about to walk up and i get up there i do my walk not crying at all i'm like oh my god they're playing my song i feel like so great incredible choice you've gotten just so you know you got a big ovation yeah like when i walked down the aisle it was silence yeah i walked down it was respect it was respect it was silence when benny walked down the aisle he got an ovation cheers the first section of her song starts playing like the first note the curtain moved in such a class oh my god wait no no something happened before totally forgot we're starting again now finally hi so i'm up there it's my nephew's turn to come up we play the chicago bulls theme song he runs like he's in weapons like it's like full body i know and that's i'm so bummed i missed that because i was behind the camera you were worried he wasn't even gonna like no no i didn't even think every time we practiced he would walk the other way yeah he runs full speed and then gives me the thing then runs away then runs back yeah and i was like did he forget something and he just handed me a bag of chips that he was eating yeah and then it's actually so sweet i thought i i thought he'd be nervous to do it but he was uh i i haven't seen it but it just felt amazing like the sound yeah it was electric yeah it was like bruce springsteen walking out in jersey like and he i heard everybody cheering yeah i was like yeah but it was they're cheering for lucas i don't know which app so then so then he goes like this so then he like goes to the back and and like it is like he's like sitting in the back dancing and they're like they start playing selena's song and i'm like i'm like move him out of the way yeah it's okay the curtains fell so true yeah and then i'm like i'm like and like and then instantly no one was minding him yeah instantly i see you in the shadow and i go what's happening and like my body like i i i started doing things where i was like i could feel it i was like yeah i was the only one with my view my view was unbelievable i've never seen benny's face move the way he was like he was like he was like he was trying it was like really yeah it's so hard not to cry and then all i know is once i got up there we just we lost it yeah and then i saw i was just like oh my gosh and it just was continuous and then the sun came out it was oh the sun the sun was insane papa goes i look at papa's face and he and he looks at me and just like look down and i immediately burst into tears and i'm sitting up there with selena it was so crazy because i was listening but we were also having like our own moment we were like laughing crying talking like i i i it was it was i know the whole time i remember just staring at no one else but you and i just kept going okay i don't remember a single word that was uttered other than dave's speech hell yeah because i didn't hear mine and i mean your vows and my vows i'm saying like my pastor i'm so grateful and i do feel super blessed that we had it you know we were so locked in and we were united but it was it was just really i just remember all i could do was look at him and i'd be like it's crazy we're doing it it was fun it was the best moment of my life like like when like before that moment it was the the the way that the curtain moved yeah no but also the sun the sun yeah the sun i couldn't believe it it was perfectly framed like right before she came out yeah it like lit the entire first off raining like all week long yeah it was so cute it was so cute it was so cute first off raining like all weekend yeah i know and then right when they get married i i have the best view i'm centered i'm there's no one in front of me except benny's right there i have an aisle and then they play her song and the curtain moved and revealed like it felt like a goddess a goddess she looks breathtaking yeah it was my favorite moment we finished okay and i go into selena's dressing room. it's 400 degrees in there. They have, and I said-- - That's a fact. - I said, why is it so hot? And I look, and they have, like, an industrial, like, thing, like this big. It was like a tunnel, and it was just going, like, pah! Like, it was-- - Well, if you see the dress, it was very, I felt very cold. - I was so hot. You know, sometimes when they apply Selena's makeup, it actually melts off her face. So they have to, like, they have to work so quickly sometimes, 'cause-- - I'm like, I don't care. - She's, like, so hot. - And then everyone is having the best time ever, and I pulled Selena aside, and I was like-- - So glad. - I was like, let's just hang. This was after, like, people were giving speeches. We sat on the floor when people were giving speeches. It felt like everyone was in our home. - When you guys did that, I thought that, I sat on the floor and watched after I saw you guys. - It was just so, it was so, it felt so good, and then-- - The carpeting was-- - Yeah, and then Ronson is, like, Mark Ronson's the best DJ of all time. Everyone's dancing. - Everyone's having the best time. - I know, and I just pulled her aside, and we sat there, and I was like, look around us. Like, all of our friends are here to celebrate us, and-- - I do, that's definitely-- - And I was like, I couldn't picture a better moment than this, and I was just, like, kissing her and hugging her, and we had, like, all these great talks. The editor said, you know what he said? He said, he said, honestly, he said, it's hard for me to edit that part, that and the vows, because I keep crying. He goes, and I don't even know, he said, I don't even know you guys. - I love when you were up in the chair for the Hora. - For the Jew. - For the Jew thing. - That was really fun, and that picture was cool. I was so scared I was gonna, like, break a bone on a chair, but I felt very safe, and I was very honored to be on that chair. - My mom. - That person's jaw got knocked during the Hora of our wedding. - Oh my God. - And it pretty much-- - Oh yeah. - It didn't ruin our wedding. - I got a strong jaw. - It had an impact for an hour of our wedding. Your mom, I don't even think you know the extent at which she wouldn't go up there. - I know. She got in a fight with Jake Coleman. - I've never seen her like this. We got every single person on the Hora that, like, Papa, Nana, you, cousins, your brother, yeah, Gracie. It was Benny's mom's time, and, like, she was like, "No, no, no." And, like, she wouldn't go, and I just felt like it was my duty to be, like, the one to be like, "Sandy, like, enough." And I walked over to, like, put an end to it, and she gave me this look that made me feel like a little boy, like, she was like, "No, no!" - I watched it. - Do you know what my mom said? I talked to her after. I said, "Mom, why didn't you do it?" She said, "It's my two biggest fears." And I said, "What?" And she said, "Height and motion." And I said, "What do you mean?" - Height and motion? - Yeah, she said my number one biggest fear in life is motion. - What do you think the motion's all about? - Height and motion. Everything we do to walk. - What's the motion? - I don't know. - There's a lot of motion. - Just motion, she just said motion. - That's crazy. - Wait, what was your Cabo thing? - Oh, yeah. - Don't even talk, don't even, I don't need it. Get a grip. Selena, you just don't get it, I have to be on a podcast. - It's not a podcast. - Oh, that's right, that's right. - It's a podcast. That's the vignette. - No, it's not. - It's a podcast that he's calling, dressing up as something big. - Oh, please, you're gonna throw me under the bus like you don't have the same philosophy? Fine, I'll take all the glory when it's perceived as-- - Right, have fun. - I'll take the glory. - He didn't even know what it was, guys. There it is, there's the record, there's the footage. He didn't even know what it was. - He's all dazed right now. He's in there fixing his hair in front of the mirror. - Tuck, you fixing your hair? - Yep, no problem with that. - You like it? - Nothing wrong with it. - Hey, I have a question. - Yeah. - Mr. Big Chef. - Don't you have to think Dave is hot because he looks identical to me? And don't you have to think that I'm hot 'cause I look identical to Dave? - I don't think you guys look identical. - I definitely don't agree with that. - And by the way, I'm right there with you guys. I agree with you. - I really, like, I love everyone. - Yeah, but I'm much hotter. - I think a lot of people, duh, to me. But like, I'm saying-- - He's much hotter to me. - I'm just saying, like, I'm just, I'm just saying people are gonna take this clip and be like, they should all be together. - All four of us? Is it four person? - I couldn't do it. I love you, but we butt heads, you? - Selena, I'm not interested. - You guys wanna have children? - Yeah. - Yeah. - How many children? - One, two max. No, I don't know. - Like three. - How many do you want? - I'm kinda old. - I want four, but that's out there. But in honor of the person that I adored so much that made me think of my nana, Diane Keaton, she, rest in peace, I love her so much. There's a movie called The Family Stone. - Of course. - And there's this scene. - Have you never seen it? - I haven't. - There's this scene. - Oh, it's a great movie. - It's a very sweet, like-- - It's so cute. - But sad, also. It's very sweet, touching, and she's amazing. - She's our leader. - So she basically has this scene, and it's a dinner scene with all her children, and I can't get it out of my head. It has always made me feel like, so good inside, that I said one day at my dinner table, when I'm her age, I wanna see that dinner table. I don't want, you know, not to say, whatever happens, happens. If we're only able to have one, none, I hope, but-- - We're talking dreams, though. - We don't know, but my dream, for sure, was that scene where they're all at the dinner table, and they're just with their partners, or their significant others, or kids, or single, and it's just like, beautiful kids. - It's a beautiful cast of characters, is what I see. - It's the community of family. - So it's actually going to be crazy hell for all those years until they become adults. - A good hell, I hear, a very good hell. I would love to rewind and be 30. - Didn't you, didn't you-- - Nah. - Just because I could have more kids, hopefully. Or hopefully I'm not jinxing it by saying it out loud. - Didn't you just take care of a kid, and come to the realization that you didn't realize that you have to, like, be paying attention to them? - Yes. I did. - I came to a similar realization. - But I think that can exist with still wanting kids. - I think it can, because-- - I'm terrified. - You know what they say in every freaking movie or book? It's like, you can never, you're never prepared for it. It just happens. - Yeah, like, for me, the thing on kids is-- - They should be leashed. - Let me, what? - No, I want kids so bad. - You're not putting your kid on a leash. - That seems logical to me. I see your brother's kid running around. They gotta run at all-- - It's a kid. - They're chasing after the kid. The kid can fall-- - It's a kid. - I'm not dealing with that. I'm putting the kid on a leash, sitting here. - You're gonna need a lot of leashes for your kids. - My mom said I was very-- You like that? - Oh, don't make it a moment. - Oh no, I wasn't. I liked it. It made me feel good. I love you so much. - I was just thinking about back in Malibu, when I first saw you guys display any public display of affection for the first time, and I thought, I think this is gonna work. - I try, in interviews with her, because I know she likes to keep it profesh, I try not to show too much. 'Cause she's such her own entity. I want her to shine and be her own independent woman, so I try so hard. I use every bone in my body not to be googly-eyed over her and not wanna kiss her and jump her bones all the time, so it's taken a lot. To watch her just kiss my toe just really made my day. Let me paint you a picture. - Please. - Do you know what her phone, like when you see her phone and it says, like, Selena Gomez iPhone, do you know what hers is? - This is, okay, damn it, I'm gonna change it after this. - What do you mean by that? Oh, like when it pops up? - I'm gonna change it after this, but I will give it up. So basically, when you do AirDrop, or when you look for my phone-- - Yeah. - Before I knew that he was the love of my life. So if anyone's AirDropping on an airplane, I don't want people to know. - Of course not. - Letting everyone know it's changing, so don't think it's gonna be it. - It can't be what I think. - But it was-- - Honestly, it might not change. - What? - It'll change. - It's gonna change. - What is that? - 'Cause I'll be on an airplane and it'll be-- - It'll have to change. - I'd get weird pictures, but okay. My thing when you AirDrop, when you AirDrop something to someone was shine bright. That's it. - Oh. - And the only reason why is because-- - Rihanna. - You know how every song has that like tick? And it was shine bright like a diamond. Obviously, that's poorly said, but everywhere I went with my friends before I married the person that made this song. - Can you believe that that was him? - Is that your favorite Rihanna song? - He made it. - It was one of them. It's the top, like definitely in the top. - What's your favorite? - I love-- - I love so many. - It's so hard. - She's amazing. - I know, I know, I have mine, she's so dangerous. - But on "Anti", I love "Consideration". - "Consideration". - And I love "Stay". - Oh. - You know what song I love? - I love "Stay". - It's "Four Five Seconds". - I love "Four Five Seconds". - I love that song. - That one's good. - That's in my top 10. - There's no wrong. There's just no wrong with her for some reason. - She's perfect. - To me, when I go to Rihanna Essentials on Apple Music A, it's like no songs skippable, you know? - My favorite way to listen to music is I go to, I have a playlist of all my favorite Drake songs. It's about 85 songs. I play it on a shuffle, I never can be disappointed. There's 85 straight unbelievable songs. - Do you know what my favorite way to listen to music is. - What? - In the morning, be like cleaning and reorganizing the house, and I have such a good sound system in my living room, and I'm just like going through like the best vinyls and by myself and just doing. - I can't bring it. - What? - I wish I would've brought my speaker. - Oh. - Dang it. - I go, sorry, that had nothing-- - We got sound. - I'm so sorry I ruined your thing. - There's no, that was the end of the story. - Oh, wow. - Listening to vinyls on my thing. - That was the end of the story? - There's the speaker. - You were saying your favorite way to listen to music. I said my favorite way. Sorry. - Is that, is vinyl? - What's your favorite way? In Cabo? - You're a big Taylor Swift music fan, I feel like. - I'm a big Taylor fan. - She's a Swiftie. - I am a stan for life, for sure, but yeah. - Can I just say I was fully blown away yesterday. Selena's just like bringing over stuff from like storage and her other house. - Oh, she'll love this. - And she pulls out this like piece of art and I'm like, wow, this is perfect for the living room. - It's beautiful. - This is like amazing for the living room. And this is like, and I have like, you know, I'm so into art, like I love art. And I said, who made this painting? Like, I thought she was gonna say like, like Basquiat or something like crazy. And Selena says, Taylor made this for me for my 30th birthday. And it's like one of the best paintings I've ever seen. - She did it on an actual cloth and she painted a beautiful lake and in, it was at night and the moon was there and in the stars, she painted our exact. - On cloth? - On a cloth and she painted our exact. - Star signs. - Star signs, so for hers and mine. And she said, here's to the next 30 years, hand sewn. - It's so good. - And it says from Taylor, like to Selena. And it was all sewn. - It was all sewn by hand. So she had it painted or she painted it and then she would sew like to the next. - Yeah. - That's one thing I will say, it's probably, yeah, like, so she would sew it into, I forget, you know, I feel so ashamed. It's a way of like-- - Crocheting, crocheting? - No, like the needle point. Needle point? - It just, instead of writing, here's to the next 30 years or printing it, she sewed every letter. It was just-- - It was the sweetest gift. - I think she's better at art, like, like-- - It's gorgeous. - Every, the other day, she made like fresh sourdough bread. Like, it was like, looked like it was from like a-- - Wait, I hope she'll let us use most of this, but when she made bread, she goes, it's a loaf story. - Oh yeah. - Get it? - She'd let us, I posted it. - Wait, can I say one thing? I was just saying it was so cute when she was like, listening to Taylor and we went home and we were like, it reminds us of when we were young and we like really loved music. And you're so, you're supportive beyond just like-- - Well, the context of this conversation was us talking about my music and putting it out. And she was telling me about what music is like, it's like for the people, like to connect with. And then we ended up talking, it's very clear that you literally connect with Taylor's music on a different, like you connect with them. - A million percent. I feel, well, Dorothea's about me, one of her songs. - Oh. - And I feel like a lot of moments, huge moments that were self-defining from relationships to family, to love, to hate, all of it in between, we were figuring it out because I was 15 and she was 18. And we didn't really know like what was going on. And so we've never seen each other any differently. So when I listened to it, I was like, "Oh my God, I'm so impressed how it's eloquently put." So there's this song that Taylor wrote about us and it was called "Family." And it was over easily a decade ago. And insinuating in the lyrics without quoting it is basically saying you have these amazing dreams, you wanna be in movies. Like in every crowd, I still see you. And then her part was, you know, you believe in my stupidity, stupid dreams like playing stadiums. And now when I listen to that song, both of those things have happened for us. And that's really sweet because back then she was just like, "I just wrote this song about us "and it was just like our story kind of, "and it was just the sweetest thing." So I love it. - Do you guys ever, like, 'cause I do this with some of my friends who I like first came up with. And like, do you guys ever sit there? And you're just like, fuck. You're like, I can't believe this is our life now from where you were. - It's more so that, wow, we survived it as best as we could. Because it's literally all we talk about. Like we don't, not all we talk about, but when we talk about it, we're not like, look at this, you know, prosperity. It's more so like, well, actually this is so cool that you get it. It's absolutely unbelievable. It's unbelievable to come from 17 years of friendship, from multiple heartbreaks and love stories and fond stories in life. We both ended up fortunately being engaged around the same time. And that was the coolest part. - Do you know, I love Travis and Benny. I love Benny. I mean, I'm closer with Benny, but I love Travis. - He said Travis. - Travis. - Of course I love Selena and Taylor. I don't know Taylor that well, but I just feel like you both ended up with good dudes. - Yeah. - That's all I'm saying. - I agree. - Travis is a good dude. Benny's a good dude. - You guys have been through the thick of life and in the public eye and look where you are. - I'm very lucky. I'm very lucky. It's cool to have a friend just like you and Benny. It's like. - Yeah. - You know, I used to start and end every single day of my life. - I'm with you. - Talking to Dave. - Oh yeah. - On the phone before I went to bed. - What better way? - And when I woke up every day. - Yeah. - Of my life. - It's a lot of wasted hours. - That's really sweet. They're not wasted. - I'm joking. - You know, I was. We helped shape each other and I love both of you. - I say this to Selena and I also say this to Dave. I'm so mad at like God or the universe for making me wait so long to have like, to be so close to like two of the people that I wanted to like. It took me like 20 something years to meet Dave. - Yeah. - Honey. - It's not that bad. - What? - I mean, of course. At a later age. - You wouldn't have liked me. - At a later age. - Well, I already knew her. - I know you guys knew her. What the fuck? So you knew each, you met when you were 12 or something? - She was like 16. I was probably 20. - But he also didn't, we didn't meet privately. My mom was with me. Like it was a total thing. - I would actually, like I'm 100% sure. - Take a bullet to the head. - That I would take a bullet. Yeah, to the head. - What were you gonna say? - Of course you were. - I was just gonna say take a bullet for. - You would take it to the head. - We didn't have to get descriptive, but same. - You'd die for her. - Yeah, I would die if I knew that like I jumped in front of it and I would save her life. Yeah, yeah, I would do it. - I feel that way too. - Me too. - I would do it. - I actually feel that way for the both of you. I would take one right here. - I would honestly do the same. - You'd take a bullet for me? - Yeah. - To the head? - Yeah. - And for you. - Well, 'cause that's the fastest way I'd rather go. - I'd take a bullet to the thigh for you, for sure. - What if they shot you in the hand? It's like, well, just-- - I'll take a bullet. I'm not dying for-- - I would die for the two of you. I really would. - I think that like, for me personally, it's Benny and Gracie. - Yeah, who's more important? - Oh, you wouldn't take one for me? - No, you can't be the same. - Of course I'd take a bullet, but I'm talking about die. - She's not dying for you. - To the face. - She's not dying. - I would get everything done, but die for me. - If I knew I could survive, I would get shot for it. - I thought that I had to die for my friends. - Well, who said that? - This is really dark, but I think if they said, "You're paralyzed, you're Benny dies," I think I'm living the rest of my life paralyzed. - I have to say this, and I'll say this honestly. - Yeah, I would do that for you. - You're in charge of what happens to me. - I truly feel like if you call somebody your good friend, that you truly love, and I love the three of you, I have no choice but to die for you. - That's ridiculous. - I feel like you have the heart of a hooper. - I do? - You gravitate towards that rock. - I do, we do do it that way. Why isn't it a girl thing? - Wow, that was a spider. - Oh. - Oh, give it a rest. - Why, is this lackadaisical? - You have long fucking legs. - See, we can't do that. - You guys, if you want, while we go pee, you can do anything you want physically. - Is it weird that our husbands go to the bathroom together? - Kristen, we're getting word, it's time. - You know, when I think back on my life, a few things come to mind that are more nostalgic than I would go to my grandfather's house every Sunday and watch the Eagles game, and I would eat chicken nuggets, about eight of them, and I would always have grape soda. Now it wasn't Olipop, because I don't believe that they were operative at that time. It was a different, probably, I don't want to say competitor, but Olipop wouldn't even want me talking about what it was. 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grateful that it's a testament that's a testament of who you surround yourself with because ultimately you are who you surround yourself with so for me it's very nice to know that these people are who he's living life with if that makes sense because i'd want him to be around really cool people so it was my point us too us too it was like as as a couple like it's so nice yeah that you have anyone you have great people surrounding you you have great people surrounding you it's nice and i love everyone in your life i was just going to say that it's nice when you meet someone who has a friend that's really genuine and then you're like these guys can't be that bad amen sister i think i think i think me and selena i think chuck i think me and selena could beat you guys in two on two she's who do you think could fight better out of you two selena okay should we do an arm wrestle because we're both like can you guys please can you guys i don't want to chuck are you good i'm terrible but you're terrible too right now you guys got to do it right here i'm the worst in the arcade okay now you get here kristen you're gonna get here i'm prepared to lose i just wanted you to understand you want to i don't want to break her she's so petite breakers i don't mind i don't mind okay now you guys have to put hold your other hand like this okay okay okay okay you ready don't break it but literally i don't care i don't care yeah so please win if you win one two three looks like they're pretty no but please win when you want to win she's doing something looks like why not i just don't want you to think are you guys this evenly because i have are you guys both trying as hard as you can yes no but really hard go kristen go go go go oh my god it's so easy it's like it's perfectly easy i'm not letting it go win win win if you can win okay go go win win i think you guys are even strength yeah that's crazy okay i'm hurting her i'm hurting okay i've never armed i don't think i'm good at all i've done it ever i'm bummed that no one won chuck i think you should sit here i think it'll make it easier for you that's great can you can you say that no you shouldn't say it's the last time you're gonna need to you're gonna need i went hard and now like be like here i hate this feeling i don't like this i'm so scared my arms gonna be ready yeah okay are we gonna do three two one i think it's actually good now we're like i think i did strain my back muscle you guys have to count down three two one sorry three two one are we even strength i'm trying as hard as i can i'm just saying i agree with you kristen my hand feels like a bone all right i don't have any check are we even yeah it's enough it's done my arms wait it hurts my back does the back of your arm hurt yeah like right here maybe by the end i think i could have witnessed i think if it was a test of time you would have won because my shoulders i can't believe i think all of us are pretty lame i can't believe we're even can i say something yeah do can you even can how would you deal with these two boys every day that's actually a very good question i think because because i'm biased to one it would be very difficult because no not true because sometimes it would be really hard to i could never here's what i'm gonna say could never do what you guys are doing in this moment with benny why why because i speak differently than he does that's how i feel no both of them you guys are in a different i have a view sometimes that is me wanting to express my actual authenticity however being eloquent while i do it and what i love and how i fell in love with benny is that he's uncensored and that's what makes me uncensored so i'd like to say he's peeling the onion yeah and eventually that's beautiful i will be really fulfilled being fully myself but it's it's a a reaction a knee-jerk reaction i did feel like once you got like the more you guys started dating i feel like i saw you coming like more out of your own like when we first met i could tell but he gave up the parties that was a huge deal well thank god he gave the parties like well you didn't give up the parties but like you have different ones i gave up the party there was no reason to have them anymore absolutely the parties were only a single man shut up oh no it's okay i don't mind it's the truth let's go to our reservation here's the thing you guys ready our relationship is probably so healthy and one of the like greatest things of life but also equally you had a life before me and i had a life before you yeah oh man you win you win oh sorry and that is how to cook it because we have to kiss a vegas no it's our friend oh friends on three oh yeah oh wait okay in the center well we don't i'm stuck uh babe do you think i can jump from here to there yeah oh okay then let's just do friends on three chuck what would you do if i was this tall i know no one's oh did you just hit your head babe wait should we all do it to break my ankle okay okay stand up just just don't well how are we gonna like okay one two three on three friends what do we do i've never been up here before okay everyone put their hands like a sports huddle you know sports you're a basketball player christine come on one two three friends that's it yeah oh you want to get on my back do it again no just get on my back should i say the line again nope i think what you're doing is very easy whoa i don't lie this is good i'm too scared okay we're ending it this episode is brought to you by dominoes you mean this perfect piece oh wow the crust cheese cheesy crust okay let me give you a brand new slice oh chuck it's gonna it's so hot ah hot oh i don't like the way it's been handed to me there's nothing better it's actually so good can i enlighten you both for a second yeah the best deal ever is for 9.99 you can get up to seven toppings and even stuffed crust for three dollars more you know how we always get cheese yeah we could be getting seven times the 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