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Look at Lindsey Graham. ♪ We stand for you. ♪ He was crying and saying that to the. ♪ We stand for you. ♪ - This is a, this, by the way, I think pretty much just sums up the world right now. That's the perfect picture of everything. - Yeah, a bunch of time. - We know it's not real. Nobody, you guys don't need to leave comments. That's fake. We know it's symbolic. What you're seeing. - A helpless mixed race boy pinned underneath Senator Graham. - You don't have to go woke all of a sudden. What I see here is justice. What I see here is the hard work of one of our great senators. - He's in the Air Force. That's why he had the training to know what to do. - Yeah. - Do you know that? He served in our Air Force, Armed Forces. I must, man, I wish he was still flying planes up there to look up and know Senator Graham's up there. - Oh, I haven't. - Look at that. Look at that. - It's great to get a chance to. - Ah, where is it? I need a margarita. - I haven't been able to pull the trigger in a while. - That's called mojito madness. He's got mojito. - I just had a mojito and I'm ready to kill. - No, do you know that Lindsey Graham actually has permanent mojito madness? - I don't know what mojito madness is. - It's something from drinking too many mojitos. You get mojito madness. - I've gotten that. - I have too. And apparently Lindsey Graham, like, he drank so many mojitos on a cruise ship that it froze in his brain and he's. - Now, what is the alcohol? I forget the name of the alcohol we were using to make mojitos when I was in an old relationship I had. And it wasn't a good relationship. And mojito madness came up quite a lot. - Dude, it is. - But we would make them a lot. And I don't remember, I guess it's rum, but I don't remember the name of what we used to make the mojitos. - It's, well, I mean, it's rum mixed in with, what is in there? Chia, mint, you, okay. It's. - Hold on, mint forward cocktails, as well as various products, including cannabis strains, vape flavors, and nail polish. - Vape flavors. - So that's how you make the drink. - Vape flavors? - You need some vape flavoring? - Other mojito madness. - A sprig of mint. - Nail polish. - And a bit of nail polish. Nail polish cuts the sweetness a little bit. - Cocktail bombs. - That's why you need that. - A mojito cocktail bomb is available to create instant, fizzy, non-alcoholic, cocktail drinks. And guys, good news, we are going to give you our mojito recipe later in the show. - Now, that's not, he's not drunk. - He's mojito madness. And this is the kind of shit that he gets assaulted with all the time. He's not, once you get mojito, permanent mojito madness, it doesn't go away. - Can we hear him, some of his inspirational talking? I think it'd be great. - Yeah. - Oh, you know what you just reminded me of, Dunkey? I got you, I brought you something so wonderful. - What? - Okay, so remember my bullet crown? - Yeah, of course. - Oh my God. - So. First of all, it was under the misapprehension, Dunkey. - Yes? - That Reverend Sung Yong Moon was Korean Jesus. He was Jesus Christ reincarnated. - Right. - Will you bring up that video, please, of the good Reverend Sung Yong Moon? - And stay tuned, guys, coming up, our favorite mojito recipes. - And we'll be making mojitos. - With Drew Barrymore. Oh, fuck, it was supposed to be a surprise, I'm sorry. - But anyway, do you know, fun side note about Drew. When the writer's strike was going on, the people that were gonna cross the picket line were her and Bill Maher. - I matched with Drew Barrymore on Raya. - I bet you did. - She didn't respond. - Okay, but it made me laugh, 'cause Drew Barrymore was gonna cross the picket lines to do the, 'cause the public was demanding, obviously, the Drew Barrymore show. And I was like, Drew Barrymore has writers? - Yeah. - I thought she did the whole thing herself. - Dude, I mean, I know she's a genius, but you think you could just improvise? - I thought she was writing all those bits. - When she said to Kamala, "Will you be my mamala?" - Can we play that before we do, can we just play that, 'cause it's so brilliant. - Before we get to Reverend Young Myung Yoon. - I, that just shows how much you respect Drew Barrymore, 'cause that, you don't just say something like that. - Oh, the importance of belly laughs, brought to you by Doritos. - Oh, I love this. - We elected the wrong Wendy Williams. - I appreciate you more every single day. Not only thank you for going out and championing on behalf of all of us, - Yeah. - but thank you for being the mother, the woman, the sister, and the father. - She's pretty funny. - And friend, and I love my friend. - Thank you for being a friend. - Look how close she's leaning in. Get out of my fucking face. - Yo, I'm on Kamala's side. - You know Secret Service is right around, like, the Secret Service at this point has their hands on their gun. - Anything that I do on a daily basis, much less-- - What is that pose? - Wait, just look at Drew's focus and attention. It's like I'm looking at the chick from Superman staring at the NXIVM guy. Dude, if you're on a date and a girl is sitting like that, you guys are about to fuck. That's like, this is close to fucking pose. - I mean that, yeah, dude. - And look at Kamala's body language is just, it's just crazy. - With this little firecracker pushing up on her. Look at the plaidies on, fucking. - I would be sucking her feet by now. - Yeah, I'd have been-- - I would be just sliding right down the couch and going for the feet. - By the way, not to spoil it, but our mojito is served in a shoe. - Yes! - Yes! - Yes, it is! - And it's got some special ingredients. - That was from Quentin Tarantino. That was his suggestion. - We've got an extraordinary network of friends. I mean, my best friend-- - What the fuck? - In kindergarten is still one of my best friends. - Who? - And I think-- - This is the craziest thing. - Young women mostly, but young men also. And I say to them, you know, it's really important. And I say this to everybody. Choose-- - That's the face I make when I watch her watch "Kamala." - Oh, God, this is the most insane broken simulator shit I ever saw in my fucking life. - Because there's no way someone could be this good at their job. - That's what I'm saying. And this is what we gave up. By the way, this is the timeline we could have had. And you guys gave it up. This is-- - The "Kamala" and-- - Drew Barrymore. - What do you think the differences would be? - What do you mean? - If we were on the correct timeline of Kamala Harris, Drew Barrymore ticket. - If we, okay, if it was-- If Kamala was the president. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, if Kamala was the president-- - It was a great thought experiment. - She, obviously, you know exactly what would have happened. - Bird flu lockdowns, and I'm here for it. - No, there was so-- - Lock me down, daddy. - By the way, there's so-- The fact that we only locked down for COVID makes me sick. We should be locking down for colds. We should be locking down for flus. We should be locking down for-- - I was just saying this to Howie Mandel. - He's right. Yeah. - Ooh. - Now look at that. - That is a delicious mojito. - Oh, that's a refreshing mojito for a brat summer, I'll tell you what. - Yeah, baby, you're gonna drink that. Drink that on Drew Barrymore's beautiful patio looking out at a Hollywood pool. - I don't care if you're a brat or a rat boy. - Mm-mm. - This is gonna be your summer, and you're gonna want a refreshing Kamala-hito. - We have got an incredible mojito recipe coming up. Stay tuned. - But first, a blast from the past with the Reverend-- - Young Moon. - Yeah. - Where I got my fantastic bullet crown. Now, let me just set the stage here. This is 1997. C-SPAN was covering this event, the Unification Church event, where many of our fine congressmen-- - Or an adge. - Yes, joined together to coronate the good reverence on Young Moon as the King of Peace. Now, this ties into my apology to the Moonies, 'cause I thought they believed in a Korean Jesus, and I am misrepresenting their teachings. - Can I say something? I have such admiration. I already love you. I think you're a genius, but I have such admiration for you for making that apology. - It's hard to do, but it's the right thing. - I think these days, I know that sometimes when people make an apology online, it isn't met with acceptance. It's usually met with too late or not-- - You can't apologize based on that. You gotta apologize based on what's in your heart. - I respect that. - And here's, I thought that he was Korean Jesus. No. Here's their story. Let me not misrepresent them. - Okay. - The good reverence, Byung Myung Moon, was in the hills of Korea where he was visited by Jesus. - Okay. - Okay? Jesus said, "I failed in my mission." You know, this kind of closely approximates how I'm apologizing. - Yeah. - Christ said, "You know, I cocked the whole thing up, dude. "I got killed." - Yep. - It's up to you now. - Yeah. That was big of Jesus. - So that's why he was being coronated at this event, the King of Peace, because as you know, Christ is the Prince of Peace. - Prince of Peace, so he's the king. - But this guy's the King of Peace. - King of B. my apologies to the moonies reverence on your moon is better than jesus yes that has always been their teaching and i well i'm not going to lower the good reverend moon listen i don't think anybody judges we all make mistakes and i like i'm just happy because our crowd is our entire government honored this wonderful man by crowning him the king of peace yeah uh so we don't have to watch all of warren hatch's remarks but let's just look at a little bit i'd love to see what he has to say way overboard on the soap the rich rhetoric normally when i think of the washington beltway press scores i think of well not going to say it wouldn't be prudent but when i think of the washington times i think of a publication that has brought much needed balance to the way washington is so you'll move newspaper yes yes now where do you hear this man speak i know him in a professional capacity as a leader in the establishment where do you hear this man speak i know him in a professional capacity as a leader in the establishment where do you hear him speak and magazines throughout the world founded to serve and with a commitment to truth and objectivity yes here we go respected guest from washington days better than jesus yes yes go on reverend that's true you literally figures and the journalists should lead the way to prevent free sex pay to play baby absolutely oh please absolutely what , you know what i'm talking about i don't know what you're talking about i don't know what you're talking about i don't know what you're talking about do you have a there's not a directory i think you just stare into it and it emerges mine never really worked hey maybe i'll realize i'm better than korean jesus one day john d used scrying mirrors he used a black obsidian mirror from uh the aztecs is hers made of obsidian no that look if it you know your iphone probably is a good scrying mirror honestly you could you could do it anyway guys coming up in 10 minutes we have an incredible mojito recipe for you you're definitely stick around it's right around the corner um what do you say so basically it looks like peter teal thinks the pope is the i didn't hear the audio what they don't i it's just they say there's audio recordings what does it say which by the way i think it's really lame this to surveil somebody like that like it's crazy that somebody would record peter teal hold on there's leaked audio that we're not allowed to hear this is suspicious jd vance's top donors suggest pope leo is the tool of the antichrist ignore okay let's see an elite lecture so you went to a peter teal i absolutely did do you remember any parts of it um well you know i can remember um i can remember just the moment i set eyes on him being filled with like such an incredible sense of love and respect and admiration for such a great man but you don't remember any of the actual like uh details of his life i don't remember any of the actual details of his life i don't remember a lot of ketamine wow but has anybody been to the peter teal he basically his interpretation of the book of revelations based on this premiere lecture that i got to see is that um it felt like he was saying that we could patch the book of revelations that what the events in that book to stop it from happening a hundred percent okay or stall it that's what i i interpreted from it is he could stop it which is essentially slowing down the return of jesus uh that's what i was gonna say i thought the christian teaching was that like you wanted it you know well because the college this was at had a lot of like very christian people there that was one of the questions the students like asked him and and and got an applause break from the very christian audiences people seemed legitimately confused about the silicon valley take that the book of revelations the book of revelation is patchable that you could patch it it's like the code is just you could it's not this is how things are going to happen would you realize everything is just code and there's nothing beyond that it's very easy well you just fix the code it's all code dna code yeah neurons code what do you want what do you want it's all code what do you want oh what hey i have a question why is the pope wear a fucking yarmulke why not because he's catholic what do you think about this will you pull up this serpent in the vatican this has always been something i've wondered about serpent vatican pope's audience hall you've never you've had to have seen this oh the one that's set up like a serpent because the brother help me understand this well because an ophite cult infiltrated some time ago and that's why no don't just say like really go into it because you pull it up full screen not that that's of course that's a beautiful thing is like a cool um that one the one that looks like a snake yeah right that right there that is what does that mean that's the nahash but why is that why is that in the vatican well i mean do i really mean it if you don't know i feel like you can't afford it i cannot afford it what does it mean what does it mean so the cult that secretly runs vatican is called the ninth circle uh meaning they all boil down the same thing it's a form of serpent worship ophite gnostic you know gnosticism yeah it's serpent worship it predates christianity it's pagan as a matter of fact so that's where we get the sons of cain idea now the sons of cain is an idea that goes through the freemasons through the british israelism yeah that we get all our american christianity from yeah william branham christianity which is that horseshit pentecostal thing that comes out of the 40s that was built up with the kardashian family uh and the idea is that eve fucked fucked the snake and that's cain is the snake is cain's dad oh wow freemasons call themselves the sons of cain the descendants of cain right now if you you're one you're a descendant of cain why can you pull up the curse of cain the direct quote from the bible it's the you know the curse is like when god cursed cain i'll read it you're one this is now you are under a curse and driven from the ground which opened its mouth to receive your brother's blood from your hand this is a porno okay when you work the ground it will no longer yield its crops for you will be a restless wanderer on the earth this is every comedian anyone yeah you're a wanderer and then keep going down where he sends cain went off to the land of nod where is that basically the musicians the artists okay so you know what the land of nod is uh nobody knows it may be a term that means to permanently wander so like you're off in the land of nod it might be like it might mean he never but that doesn't really make sense because supposedly he founded a city so this was so there is got to be a place uh nod might be a place called enoch because there's two enochs you know that did not know that yeah i never knew that either but there's two so and they are in the bible it's one of them is the son of tubal cain uh and then one is the enoch that's like the good one there's one that they call evil evil enoch but that's not his name it's just evil enoch right keep scrolling keep keep going with it because there's this beautiful thing where it talks about check this out man this is really good endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and see you next time on netflix irl safe get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house now at kroger your points add up to more ways to save every trip use them your way to take dollars off groceries at checkout or save at the pump you can even save up to 35 on your next fill up same points more choices and with low prices on fresh quality food plus digital and personalized offers tailored to how you shop your dollar goes further redeem your points online or in the app kroger fresh for everyone restrictions apply seaside or store for details keep going down then the lord said to cain why are you angry why is your face downcast yeah iniquity is crouching at his door right but keep going down this is why i try to tell tony this is the best right here go back up a little bit this is the best murder story now cain said to his brother abel let's go out to the field while they were in the field cain attacked his brother abel and killed him then the lord said to cain where's your brother abel i like that like what am i what am i his dad i don't fucking now this is the next this is another important distinction here when when when we're talking about the this version of god and the book of genesis who is theoretically omniscient is always asking something he already knows because he's trying to get he's trying to prove that they're dishonest i don't know he replied am i my brother's keeper leave me alone you're a fucking asshole the lord said what have you done listen your brother's blood cries out to me from the ground now you're under a curse and driven from the ground which opened its mouth to receive your brother's blood from your hand when you work the ground it will no longer yield its crops for you you will be a restless wanderer on the earth keep going down um he cain says whoever finds me will kill me but the lord said not so anyone who kills cain will suffer vengeance seven times over then the lord put a mark on him and he will kill him mark on cain so that no one who found him would kill him so cain went out from the lord's presence and lived in the land of nod east of eden cain made love to his wife he banged her down he sucked those sweet tits all night long wait i'm sorry who is his wife what who is his wife lisa durdridge and she became pregnant and gave birth to enoch cain was then building a city and he named her son enoch lisa durdridge not the lisa durdridge the same lisa durdridge fucking hot yeah wow and then she really holds up lisa durdridge here it is his brother's name was jubai he was the father of all who played stringed instruments and pipes jabel jabel jubal jubilee zila zila also had a son tubal cain jabel and jubal what a great name beautiful names who forged all kinds of tools out of bronze and iron tubal cain's sister was namoth sorry good lameth said to his wife eden zyla listen to me right now take your take your pants off wives of lameth hear my words i've killed a man going with this i don't know i'm just reading the bible now i have no idea where i'm going okay i'm gonna play this peter teal message that i got from that eric uh because i was asking him what peter teal's father sounds like a fascinatingly bad person um apparently very big in the mining uranium mining um sector in South Africa, very, very. powerful figure very little uh was written about him i know some of his employees there were some memos from one of his companies where his employees were talking about him like he was a dictator but um yeah i'd love to understand a bit more in detail like the roots of that family their connections also like you know the nazi connection to south africa and the whole like apartheid operation this is all great can we let's do the mojito recipe i don't need to do the peter has let's do the mojito connection both to israel's creation as well as guys south africa who doesn't love a mojito so there's it's getting hot right now summer expressing itself upon us and it is fucking hot let me tell you how you're in texas you gotta check this guy out out here in tech an operative he's a self-conscious part of of game b uh along with brett weinstein and others you know out here in texas boy it's hot out here in texas boy it's hot the cowboys is sweating assignment is primarily the psychedelic psychedelics dossier um so he's like taking ownership over the different revelations about psychedelics but also you know then to push years into his own sometimes that's all the sucks that summer heat i'm doing you hear that aldous huxley anyway he does some good good research and um again he i don't trust him at all obviously but his um okay so peter jill's dad well long story short was a um sorry sorry matt uh his dad uh had a uranium mine in south africa when israel stole nuclear weapons from france i guess is who they took him from they say they don't have them but whatever and then israel secretly gave them to south africa to protect the apartheid state yeah i don't know why because israel is not apartheid so i don't know why they would approve of it but they did and uh that was uh peter till's dad oh here we go a german chemical engineer who worked in a are you looking at this i hold on one second i'm getting a text from the producers oh what did they say they want us to do the mojito segment um get back to the mojito segment hold on one second here let me see this hold on oh and they went to cleveland that's where i'm from originally that's fun i can't stop him uh let's see he's gonna do it oh now this is fine peter till didn't tell the black employees they're mining uranium his dad just had him into your radioactive ship didn't tell him well let me just speak wrong with that i know let me just say something here we're gonna tell everybody everything already everyone's gonna be like oh duncan wanted to jump to the mojito segment to cut the peter till talk out i already see it i know that's not can i just it's not true can i just say this i mined when i was a child and uh minerals i don't know that's the whole point is when they send you down in the mines they don't tell you what you're dark they it's dark and they just say look for this thing look for this colored rock they don't give you what colors did we instructed to look for yellow yeah that's a good one if you find rocks that are yellow by the way yeah tip hot tip yeah hold on to them so you know yeah and then also i feel like it's like who hasn't lived in a mining family and who hasn't had a dad who mine who ran mines uh how many allegations of blackface have there been and we don't know the people might have been miners because i got news for you if you're down in that mine you get dusty down there you're gonna come out looking like schwarzpeter from racist christmas every time i came out of the fucking mine i'd be covered in soot and shit and look at this now do you think that they're racist or they're just doing a hard well these days with yeah with cancel culture the way it is these miners you are you know ironic mining precious coal their job is desperately their job is to put on blackface every day basically yeah they only live as long as black people the earth may gives them but i actually have the the lifespan of chicago black teens you know you see the hermetic principles there right i do of course i do how could you not that's actually a black person i think how wyoming's black coal miners shaped that's a black person uh yeah now look at this guy i feel like he's not a real that's not a real miner that's ai that's not a fucking mine that looks like the most interesting man that's a miner that's a fucking miner look at that yeah i think his hands do you here's a do you know coal out of that do you know where the term tommy knockers came from from it's like the noises they hear in the mines which they they they ascribe these noises like miners would say that they would see these creatures down in the fucking mines and that sometimes when there was about to be an explosion or sometimes like it's like they were trying to warn them have you heard about this this cryptid shit yes so can you pull up encounters with um uh cryptids in north carolina this shit is really weird after the that that terrible flood that hit ashville north carolina out of nowhere and it has nothing to do with lithium tanner i guess pull up cryptids after oh tanner's got a conspiracy that the government uses weather weapons to flood areas that they want lithium mines a lot of people well why don't you stop doing your own research tanner pull up after floods cryptids north carolina it's i've had it with this i'm so sick of it i'm so sick of it and by the way mining lithium is so good for kids i mean every part of the lithium process okay for kids following major floods reports of the kentucky goblins often emerges displaced wildlife or supernatural entities so when they're these floods these subterranean creatures are driven out of the of the caves and people fucking see them scampering through their forests and stuff well i know kentucky goblins story the small dobby like creatures yes and they wear clothes they like have they have like hand woven clothes and shit which is weird but oh after the floods hit in ashville there's all these really eerie reports of people seeing these creatures like you know with like hand woven clothes fucking confused out what do they look like maybe pull it up uh post flood cryptids i didn't know this flood thing that's very interesting it's fascinating but these things show up in the tommy knockers or apparently there's some subterranean species that would like would live in the mines and they're not malicious well who knows you probably won't go won't find an actual picture of them you know a post flood cryptids reports okay let's oh key post flood so there's been uh tommy knocker reports with great creatures yeah we'll go back to that go away go back uh uh two three foot tall disoriented great creatures on rose sides the new speculation well first of all those are probably dwarves that are covered in soot you mean like mining dwarves yeah what do you think normal size men do that mining how could you possibly do that dude that was the weird thing being a kid dwarves are greedy dwarves they're great miners though and only about half of them are actually jewish so there it is save your conspiracies this is the article i was telling you about can you can you enlarge it um maybe scroll down a little bit scroll down there's a really cool account i don't like this uh how anti-semitic this is about to become keep scrolling down come on come on get to the goblins not you guys though and then the goblins came who wrote this you just wasted how many lines that's you start at the top then the goblins goblins you start with that start at the top no one wants to read your fucking shit no one cares we want goblins now okay hold on let's just see what the first story i heard now uh uh let's see when they came to a slow roll they discovered two small great creatures wait wait look look they saw so on highway 15 they saw what they thought were two toddlers not all surprised two small children be stranded separate from their parents they slow down their pickup truck it's like the superman origin when they came to slow roll they discovered two small great creatures instead the couple described each as two to three feet in height about the size of a two-year-old one was naked and standing up with a clear expression of disorientation these might be disney actors the other was wearing a leather skirt the husband called it a kilt wait why are you putting in quotes that you're sitting down on the hold on what the other was wearing a leather skirt and the husband said he's wearing a kilt fucking quote why are they putting that in quotes like this is a magical who do you think you are you don't know what a kilt is author okay and was rocking back and forth with its hands on its head shocked a couple sped off pieces of shit by the way that couple's a piece of shit so you see two seeming toddlers one of them naked wait wait wait wait wait why did you drive off because they were gross no you don't drive away from toddlers though they weren't they were goblins that's what you say is an excuse to drive away from toddlers there might be more data he saw two toddlers in need would you like the other data points we need more data points gwen keep driving wait gwen is in her 60s close to the ground with hold gwen is in her 60s and close to the ground she's short like a goblin with baker's hands with baker's hands oh like like mother's mother had baker's hands what the fuck are baker's hands king charles is covered in flour everybody is doing either white face or black face in this town beautiful voice she uses for shape note singing no no what that is she raised her children in a coal camp and has been a fierce local activist her entire life organizing her community around racial justice and libigwitica plus what rights. But she doesn't give a fuck about goblins. Okay, so this little thing, and I ain't told nobody because I was afraid. Wait, do you think it might have been a young girl because we've lost the Atlantean knowledge of what a woman is? She wasn't able to identify? All right. So this bitch is a witch. So this little thing, this has been two or three years ago. I ain't told nobody because I was afraid of my bar. Where it begins, this little being, so this is a witch. Gwen's a witch. You don't go to fucking goblin country talking that LGBTQ shit unless you're doing witchcraft. Can you Google Baker's hands? What racial justice? Everybody's white where you live, bitch. Yo, that's crazy as shit. She brought these little fucking monsters out of the ground. I like these ones because they were shooting with shotguns and it was like tickling them. What? The goblins, the guns had no effects on them. Really? Now, can I give you a little tip, viewers? If you're ever in this situation. No, just because you keep, I feel like you're intentionally like digging at me with wanting us to upload this. A little bit, I was. Okay, wait. It's called occult magic. To you, to you, something is meaningful if other people see it. I don't believe in solipsism ever since I found out that the secret doctrine of the LaVey Church is to encourage solipsism. Well, I mean, I don't appreciate the accusation. I did perform at the grandson of the founder of the Church of Satan's wedding. What did it feel like in there? What? What did it feel like in the room? Family. You said the most fascinating thing I ever heard about. You said it felt heavy. Well, I mean, yeah, the density, Satanism has a kind of like density. Yeah, you know why? That's a real thing. Why? So all that six, six, I never understood this because, you know, Nero's number was 616 in Gematria, which is gay magic math, but 666. Gay magic math. Yeah, it's, it's, I mean, but if you can chain enough fucking retards together, you can affect reality with it. Don't think you can't. 666, typically in ancient times, the number three signifies wholeness. I guess seven is that too, but three. Three, the Trinity. Right. Dialectic. And that predates even Christianity. But the wholeness of it, so six, so God rests in the seventh day. So the sixth day. So what you're saying is I am the maximum materialist possible. I care about nothing but this material world and that completes me utterly. That's what 666 means. Yeah. So that means there's nothing but dopamine in this world to me or a rich, whatever. And that's why being a rock star is Luciferian. That's why you're a light bringer. Can we, it's on Spotify. Would you guys mind pulling up Anton LaVey's Satanic Black Mass? Let's just play some clips. Who's the guy with the chain wallet that I attacked for having a chain wall that you talked to? My friend, Mitch Horowitz. He's the greatest dude ever. Will you pull up? I mean, he's a full-blown sadist now. And that's cool as shit. Don't get me wrong. You can find it on YouTube, the Satanic Black Mass. Okay. Yeah. And now this, can you do my pausing real quick? One thing people don't know about Anton LaVey is he was a really great organist. Did you know that? Yes, he played. Hey, do you like, what was the thing? Are you guys fans of Mr. Bungle? He played circus music. He played hardcore circus music. Mr. Bungle was great. Now let's go ahead and play. Oh, man, this is better than regular church. But pause it for one second. So I'm still listening to pipe organ horseshit either way, right? Pause it for one second. I think one thing it's important to note here when one is beginning to look into Satanism is that density. You can actually, if you really tune in, you can feel it just in the way the organ sounds. It's dense. It's heavy. This is the vibe of all of it. Keep playing. It's, you know, I guess pause for one more second. Now keep playing. Now pause for one second. Okay. I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm doing that. But the one thing that you'll hear when it comes to like an explanation of Satanism is it's kind of just a LARP. This is not a LARP. It's not a LARP, dude. This is an actual religion. Can I explain it to you? I'd love to. Okay. So the LARP of it. So as you know, QAnon was invented by Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon. It's in the files. The precursor to QAnon was called Cicada. And that was an online puzzle I remember that. That was a beta test of QAnon. No shit. Epstein's a big gamer, you'll notice. And when he's talking about MKUltra shit. Yeah. Jay Dyer was talking to this chick, Courtney Smith or Brown. Very, very good guess we should get. And he was like, I think you're the first person. But no, I was on this podcast that no one's ever seen. I brought it up. So a video game, a lot of video game creators involved because you have, so here's, here, I'll put it this way. I learned this about Jehovah Witnesses. Yeah. Jehovah's Witnesses, there's not like a head guy that you worship like a God or anything, you know. The founder, Charles Taze Russell from the Russell bloodline. And that's important because he, your final OTO or Golden Dawn or whatever thing is to invent a religion. That's your final class project. Yeah. All of the, especially what LeVay was doing, all of them, they're, all of them are all about slavery. So basically, when they talk about being a rebel and this and that, they mean for them. They mean for them. And if you're stupid to see it, you deserve to be a slave. That's why one of the secret commandments of Satanism is don't be stupid, literally. I got this from Mark Pazio, the ex-LeVay. He had a grotto in Philly. - What do you mean he had a grotto? What do you mean a grotto? - Your parish is called a grotto in the LeVay church. - That's what they call their churches? Grottos? Did not know that. - It's called a grotto, like the Playboy Mansion had. Yeah, a grotto. - Whoa. - An underground fuck palace, it's a serpent shit. Anyway, they're not, LeVay's not an atheist. If you're an atheist, okay, you could be a Satanist who's an atheist. There's all kinds, Sam Harris, for example. You don't have to-- - Sam Harris is a Satanist? - De facto, automatically de facto. - You mean from your interpretation, he's a Satanist? - No, Satanism is about being, first of all, Sam Harris, no free will. He supports all kinds of objective physical evil, such as killing and shit. That's de facto Satanism. The good thing about Satanism-- - But he wouldn't call himself a Satanist. - Well, you don't have to. That's what's so great about Satanism. - What? - It's just pure materialism. You don't have to believe in nothing, that's fine. Believe in you, you're God. You understand the appeal? - But I mean, I'm just saying, Sam Harris, most Satanists I've met, they're Satanists. - Well, I got news for you. If you're not the leader of the church and you're just a parishioner and you're calling yourself a Satanist, you're at what they call the chump level, much like a Freemason who's below the 33rd degree. - Okay, okay. - You are a chump. - You're in the driveway. - All these things are farm teams to see if you're suitable for better-- - Okay, let's keep playing this, the satanic mask, 'cause maybe this'll change your mind. - Oh, I'm just explaining why this is not made up in a joke. How did we start on this? There was a reason I was telling you this. - The density of the devil. I guess jump ahead and start talking. - Does it get to anything? - Yeah. - Can we just fuck? Do I have to do all this? - Go back a little bit. This audio recording sucks. I know the person who pressed this. - Who's that? - I don't know if I can say. - Why? - Because they didn't tell me I could say. - It's a house of parrots. - Yeah, the audio is fucked. You can't really hear what he's saying, but one of the things he says in here is, "I have become like the beast of the field." So it fits into what you're saying, which is basically like-- - "He who makes a beast of himself "gets rid of the pain of being a man." Remember that quote? - That's it. - That's how you do it. - Well, Hunter S. Thompson definitely made snuff films, and he also was part of it. That's straight out of the Satan man. - Here's what I want to say. I am not a Satanist, but what's cool about them, regardless of your take on ethics, morality-- - Aesthetic? - Aesthetic, no, what's cool about them is the commitment, which is like that to commit fully to being an animal, to commit to really like fully, this is where the density comes from, is when you meet them, when you meet someone who's literally thrown out all of the ideas of redemption or all the ideas-- - Oh, that sounds safe for children to be around. - It's fucking right, dude. But when you're in the present-- - I'm sure children won't be as a result of that idea. - Dude. - I'm sure that it's a safe way to have kids. - It's not. - And that's why Zina LaVey doesn't, and that's why this guy with the dead eye that's actually in contact with us-- - I met Zina LaVey. - Yeah, they're all MKUltra. By the way, he's CIA, this piece of shit. Anyway, okay, so Jehovah Witnesses, the Russell family, which is way better than Anton LaVey. They're way higher up, and in the real Rosicrucians, you might know a Rosicrucian or two. Most of them are in the chump shit. - You meet people who say they're Rosicrucians. Wherever I hear that, I know what that means. - No, no, the Rosicross has invented, there's several types of it, and there's a bunch that's a chump level. Same as Freemasons, same as anything. There's the thing where we see if you're suitable to move up, okay? That's all it's for, is to vet you for the after party. And then we vet you at that one for the after party. - After after party. It's a very simple system. It's based on the Atlantean ring system. Circles within circles. It literally controls the world. Now, Jehovah's Witness, okay, there we go. He's raised Presbyterian, blah, blah, blah. So this dude, when you hear about him, they'll say he's a kook, this and that. We didn't worship him as a god in any way. He wasn't even like Joseph Smith, the prophet to us. He was Brother Russell, and it wasn't, he had a black pyramid on his grave for many years that I think the organization has removed. - Why did he have a black pyramid? Black Pyramid. - Well, because he, Was part of what you would call a Luciferian family. Is there images of that? Oh, sure. Can we see Black Pyramid on Joseph Russell's grave? I didn't know this about them. Okay, but here's what this is, Jehovah's Witnesses. It's a form of pathworking. So your rat maze- What the fuck? What? What's the big deal? That's his grave? Yeah, well, they moved it. Where did they move it? Don't worry about it. I feel like you're getting distracted. That's the- What? Look at the cemetery. Like, look, is that his grave up there on the top? That sucks for- You're going there to visit your family and- Wow. So why does he have a pyramid? Because- You see these on some- When you go to cemeteries, I've seen other pyramids too. I showed you Blair White. Blair White went to school in a black pyramid in Northern California with a clear underground driveway. I think we played it on one of these episodes that I'll never air. So anyway, it don't matter. Who cares? Okay, listen to me. The Russell family, they're in one of those important families that you might have heard of that run shit. Here's why Jehovah's Witnesses is special, and I didn't know this until recently. There's not a leader that everybody was like, oh, like the guy from Scientology that gets to beat you up. It doesn't matter what happens to the leader. The thing will go on, just like how ISIS used to do. Yeah, it's a much better structure. Russell created what, in effect, a perpetual motion machine. Do you understand? So you don't need a charismatic leader. It's- Or how they say Antifa is. Right, you don't need that. It's like the best design. Okay, and what purpose does it, because we couldn't go in the military, we couldn't be in politics. We're completely no part of the world. What purpose does that serve? I'll tell you what it is. A control group and a bunch of other experiments. And we want to see, can we control how you're breeding? That's why when we were watching the great Byung Sung Yong Moon, he's having mass weddings because the hierarchy in that church is the people born from that mass wedding, they're a higher level. They're a higher level. than the people born that they have. Oh, right. Yeah, of course. Oh, okay, okay, I got you. No, I got you, I got you, yeah. So all of these people are breeding their followers. Okay, we need a system. We need to get back to the days- I got you. You know what? Those texts that I gave you, I'll show you what my- So the guy that I've been talking to was also a Jehovah's Witness, but he was born on an eclipse and his mother was born on an eclipse. What? Yeah. That is very improbable, dude. Well, it's- What are the odds? Can we, can you guys chat? Who cares? No, I'm just- It doesn't matter. It's just interesting. What are the odds of- People do it on purpose. Your mother being born on an eclipse? You know any rich people? How do you- You know they have their kids on specific days because they're into horoscopes? That's a thing. But you can't time when you're, I guess you could induce labor. There's always people being born. It's gonna happen. But if you're tracing genetics, which is what they were doing, the muscles, then they know this is- Now, why is it so important? Why? Well, because, and I'm not telling you it's true or false, I'm telling you the doctrine. So the astrologer, the astrology and all that shit, think of it like radio stations. When the moon and the sun are in certain fucking positions, you can pick up different shit. And if you've been born to a certain bloodline, you're more receptive to that. And you can be a vessel for things or you can communicate with things. And this is exactly what they're talking about, like building an observatory on the moon because they can pick up more signals. Like what you're saying is- Yeah, it's just, okay. It's all fractalized. Wow. Okay. On, I think it's May 10th, 1994, this dude had to do a ceremony. And the ceremony, by the way, and it was government, it was called Project Jehovah, which I find fucking fascinating. Before you go on, I gotta have a white claw for this. You're yet again are freaking me the fuck out. This is gonna be a four-claw pod for sure. Here you go, buddy. No, no, you don't, you think a secret off-the-books project is gonna be in there. Well, here's how I want it. Oh, I'm sure, okay. I mean, this is coming from someone born into this thing. Hold on, you gotta listen to this. So, okay. There's just no, you're not gonna see Project Jehovah. I texted you the shit. There's a patch. The Clementine. You're freaking me out, man. Well, that's what the mystery boys do. Okay, hold on. I'm one of the mystery boys. There we go. The Clementine, 1994. What the fuck is that? Well, that was, now that was Project Jehovah. They were trying to find a rain god counterpart to bring down to the earth. Okay, you know the Dresden Codex? No. From the Mayans? You never heard of this? The Dresden Codex, is that where like 2012 came from? They're trying to make a human avatar to a rain god. Now, rain gods include, according to many people, and your buddy with the chain wallet would tell you, Baal. Mitch Horowitz, great author, wonderful person. I read his book. I got, in fact, Jenna got it for me when we first started dating. First started dating, she got me his book before I was even looking at this shit. We should have him on the show. I would love to have him on the show, Duncan. Anytime. That that gentleman would like to come on. I would love. He's a really nice, wonderful guy. Who cares about that? The chain wallet doesn't make the man. Look, I'm friends with, my best friend, I'm goddaughter of his child, is Big Jay Oakerson. Do you think I'm that racist against chain wallets? Okay, fine. Does he have black fingernails and carries a handbag now? Like my friend Jay, who's, I guess, transitioning? Okay. That's why it's called Project Jehovah because, as Mitch Horowitz or many of these people, will tell you, that's basically the same god as Baal. It's competing rain gods, right? Oh, okay. But why would NASA, why would NASA be involved in that? Why? Keep going. Let's go through the messages. That is so fucked up. By the way, oh, just so you know, on this episode of Mystery Boys, we cannot release this because this is the answer to all the alien shit. Remember Star Wars? Keep going. Keep going back. Keep going back. Keep going back. Keep going back. Keep going. Keep going. Wait, why is it, why is it, is there any other? While you guys do that, I want to remind you, we're about to give you an incredible mojito recipe. This is. Oh, yeah, no, this mojito will have juiced pineal gland and human lung tissue and monotonic. It's going to be a regular mojito. There are ingredient, active ingredients in it that are uncommon, but not that uncommon. See, that's in the middle of, okay, do you have to pee? What? How'd you know? Because of the white claws. Okay, so he did the, he was, so my friend, my friend did the ritual. He was putting the ritual. By the way, the ritual, the eclipse in 1994 is from the Dresden Codex. Took place in Dresden, New York at the top of Black Mountains. It's called the lid of Palenque. And I bet you, Mitch Horowitz knows all about what this is. I don't know if he knows about it to the degree that my friend knows about it. What's the lid of Palenque? It's in the Mayan thing. It's like an accordion file that it's different than the other Mayan shit. What do you mean accordion file? Like they wrote it down on this vellum paper. Okay. Okay, I got you. I got you. Oh, look at that. It's a hat. So, this is what a lot of people point to this and say it's someone in a spaceship. Like I've studied this image before. It's not either or. It's all, it's yes and. Okay, so go back, go back a little bit before I, okay, go back. So, they were trying, just to understand what Teal, all these guys, what they're all trying to do and what CERN's trying, and whenever they do rituals, they're trying to contact a, Apollo. Apollo is their guy. You know who Apollo is? Sure, of course. Who? Apollo the God? Yeah. Do you know who he is? He's Lucifer. I didn't know that. I never thought of that before. I never did either, but it's a well-known thing and I just learned it. So, if you take the Apollo missions from NASA, that would make them the Lucifer missions. And if you take the Jesuit telescope called Lucifer, everybody talks about, you might as well call it the Apollo telescope. Dude, this is good. Before you go pee, I have to say, I'm going to say this and it's going to sound like I'm doing a cheap bit. I'm not. I just watched a Pokemon movie with my kid. Do you know what it's about? What? Cloning. Yes. A rare Pokemon from Mayan-like ruins that they found. Let me tell you about these. Dude, that's so weird. What the fuck? Okay, you got to understand the Japanese. I can't. I don't want to do it. I can't do it, man. You got me. I'm not going to become someone raving about Pokemon, but I swear to God, what you just described, is literally the plot. It's not the first movie. Because Japanese people that make shit, they're doing all the research on it. You know how they overwork and overdraw and overwrite their shit? Mewtwo strikes back. I swear to God. It's so embarrassing to say this. When you look up Wikipedia, Mewtwo strikes back. Just based on what you just said. It's to indoctrinate your kids. Okay. Your kids are being a young. Hold on. We'll read this after we go pee. Go ahead. Okay. I want to know the plot before I pee. Scientist, Dr. Food, is hired by Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket. Team Rocket. To utilize his- Jack Parsons. This is so embarrassing. To utilize his experts in cloning to create a living weapon based on the eyelash from Pokemon Mew. Soon after the weapon is created, it gains sentience and is named Mewtwo. But Mew, yeah- This is the story of Peter Thiel. That's what you're reading. We've literally hit. This is like, as far as talking about this shit, this is where it all leads. It's railing against Pokemon. Like, remember when- I would include all anime. And I would say, if you're white, you can't watch it. You're going to transition. If you're black, you can, but you're going to turn white. Bottom line. Can you look up this? Maybe we could find the scene where they find Mew in like Mayan fucking ruins. There's Mayan ruins that show Mew. More important than the Mayans. Am I wrong that this is just what you described? You are not wrong at all. You're not even a little bit wrong. There. What the fuck? Yeah, right. you've like what the fuck it can't be okay i'm gonna you know what there's no way that's real there's no way why that people making pokemon are connected to an occult we're all trying to resurrect the power i don't understand how you're the psychedelic guy you don't get there's this collective unconscious i get there's a collective unconscious but i'm sorry it's very hard for me to go to jump off the pokemon we're all drawing from the same source of ideas that's a red flag what do you mean what when you start thinking pokemon are demons that's a bad time get over these labels that's the number one thing okay because my friend as we'll see from the messages the people at the top don't call them none of that shit those are things to put a vice on your brain so you can't think objectively out of the gate and they're intentional they're intentionally telling you names of these things to limit how you look at them now i'm not a supporter of these fucking things by the way the way your buddy mitch horwitz is but i know i know he's right i'm sure he would say what i'm saying you better get over these dumb labels you got because all they're doing it's like saying red pilled or white you know they don't right which pill right big farmer controls you motherfucker that's why you're talking the moment you like run into certain like thought patterns those labels pop up what is language by the way a grimoire that's grammar spelling spell our entire english language is a constructed by occultist on purpose the way we designed italian is not a real language the fascists put it together from dialects to in italy in the world war ii hebrew which i was told by my ex is a resurrected dead language it wasn't they all spoke aramaic this is a control mechanism the language that is why the woke left that anybody who's still whining about that you're an asshole but the but the reason the woke left that part of the dialectic the woke left is trying to control what the words you say because that is the magic that it's all about control it's all about control it's all about control it's all about control right so i can frame the entire conflict for this game and this ties into what i was saying q anon these these larps live action role play yeah okay live action role play is what you call your life assholes i don't know what you think you're doing here right these occultists have constructed various rat mazes they have a term for it you know what it is the wilderness of the mind so you could wander around in it your whole fucking like 40 years then around 40 you start to notice shit right yeah yeah they're about that wow and so that's what they're all doing and that's why there you go okay nick burdick uh so my good buddy uh well i don't know him super well but he's great mark windows from windows on the world who explained pharaonic crowd control to me the pharaohs controlling the people in ancient egypt you got a corrupt funeral home industry like we have right absolutely they took over the government the funeral home industry of egypt back then that's where we get pharaohs from and what is the system it's a bunch of corrupt priests controlling an inbred king who's dressed up like an idiot and he goes out with his snake head and his whatever right and then they're just draining which is a classic model which we've been seeing in every presidency is like they're not inbred that's why but that's a perfect uh as the car that's why i say as the carpets or the drapes we'll be right back with an award-winning mojito recipe from the mystery boys you're gonna want a stiff mojito when you hear this shit let's go pete oh my god what the fuck go back go back to that this way drew barrymore chris fleming what the fuck is happening listen i can't do this show anymore man come on you you gotta cross the abyss with me or we're not gonna you gotta cross the abyss okay we're gonna have to alter this so beloved wait stop you're gonna have to alter this why is she doing this so beloved why is this you so beloved why is this you so beloved now hold on boy do you want to talk about it as above so below you see how he's leaning into her how she leaned into kamala and look how he's sitting now okay by the way i'm sorry this is every girl that broke up with you in silver lake this is her next boyfriend he's not gay he's like uh no he's not gay one of those so at the at the end of the day this is a guy looking like a chick but he doesn't play guitar really to me i don't know him he's probably a great guy i'm sure he seems like a great guy great guy i'm sure i don't know i don't know him i didn't know he was but he seems like he seems like the rubito if you know what i'm saying they're about to this is an intense moment for these two is that look at that body language spread can i be a part of this hold on you know and i he's a comedian's comedian well mark barry could attest to that oh my god robbie's wild robbie oh god i just yeah you could put it wherever in this guy and i feel like you are you know what i like about him he'll do in a pinch in a way in a pinch he'll do perfect pace and you know you know what i'm saying yeah man i know i mean not for me i need a pretty face but i need a guy with a really pretty face but i mean for some people he'll do like some time around i don't know whether it's 10 50 you know this is making me like one second away from disassociating hold on she's talking about how everybody loves chris fleming the um i'm gonna disassociate look at now look at his seductive right can i watch a man save comedy or a person that's neither man nor woman save comedy please look at him saving comedy while now look she's in a birthday position giving birth to a new a new world said he's saving comedy marin said and you are yeah from the roguish verse what's what happened in the world i'm disassociating every guy don't you dare okay oh my god now i was texting you guys this stuff from this because i want i want to like explain the whole thing duncan so you just know what everything is you know um what are they doing now by the way who what are the ratings of this show what is happening wait dude this is really astonishing like you could just fast forward to any point on this now they're kissing i mean i think gallagher is worried about pokemon but look at this shit pokemon if you know what i'm saying duncan come on just watch this comedy be saved not with that flat ass i would think a chick with a better like look at it and then we pause and then you wait for the laugh to die and then you scurry really quick uh yeah you're really good at physical theater thank you i love physical boy it's like if tom hanks was a shemale that's what i like and look at the and look at the pants that's what i think looks really good he's not afraid to just be like a weird thing with a chick who went to clubs way too young in life you know we planked okay we have but i mean can you imagine the things that happen to drew barrymore as a child they're probably not good weird random questions yes so if you don't mind pick a random one and we'll fuck this shows these white dude no they're not it's chris fleming's comedy saving that's that's what you're feeling let's do the mojito thing man oh yeah so what is the liquor the primary liquor rum so just get some rum and uh you know what just drink it straight like a pirate maybe put on uh dress up like a chick or something now you're drinking a mojito yeah look at that you can pick any of these rums the ingredients you here's what you're gonna need an eight ball of blow i uh what's the matter did chris fleming upset you that much he's great fleming the guy who say oh look at him kissing what is that oh my god doesn't chris fleming look like a chick but you can't put your finger on which one but who what's the girl he looks like i'm trying to think but i don't know oh shit dear friends with conan did you guys find gallagher talking about pokemon oh do you think he's a pokemon is that no i'm saying you i want you to hear gallagher's rail against you are i'm mobile why did you want me to do this interview keep going i think i know anything about what you're asking me will you pause for one second when i was a young comic gallagher was at the comedy store i had been doing comedy for not very long i was with another comic gallagher came up to us he was talking to us and he was like i don't know what you're talking about and he looked at us knowing we're both like brand new comics he goes have you ever sold out an arena why don't you shut your non-binary mouth gallagher that's what i said it to let's keep playing because i do want to hear this last part of the interview i'm not i was just having a conversation i have more respect for comedy i am not no i think gallagher's unfair there i have 30 years of experience well then tell me about comedy i just think that show business is show business why don't you do the interview and tell people your opinion we were having a good conversation you know people say this to me on my podcast like why you just talk and not have a guest come on gallagher i'll never forget this he goes gallagher me and mark had dinner by the way after this had happened in jfl we went to go and he had just divorced me oh shit mishnah are they if they're still laughing no it's there's no damage but most comedians are terrible okay they should listen to me That is so fucking crazy. And he's right. You're never going to play a state fair slumped over like that. Ron Funches, not to name names. That's who he was talking about. Ron Funches was real slumpy at the time, I remember. Yeah, look. Look, look. I like Ron Funches, but I'm just saying Gallagher had an issue because you got to put a little razzle-dazzle into it. I just like the word slumpy. It's like a Peanuts character. It's like Gallagher. Do you understand what country you live in? Slumpy, it's Snoopy on fentanyl. We're genetically engineering children with taints that aren't enough. Is that a thing called slumpy? What? Slumpy is probably the name of a new woman hero in a Marvel movie. Well, guys, we did it again. Wait, we didn't do it. I'm texting the thing. I'll put this up. I want you to see this. There's a slumpy Pokemon? Yeah, every goetic demon is a Pokemon. Oh, slumpy. Slumpy. How to pronounce slumpy. If you don't know how to pronounce slumpy. How do you pronounce slumpy? I'm going to say you can't pronounce your own name because that's your name. How do you pronounce that wrong? Wait, go back to the earlier ones. I started at the top because I just wanted to tell the secret of aliens before we leave. Yeah, let's get back into that. What the fuck is this? What are we doing here, man? I don't know if this is the first one. Okay, here we go. So I wanted to know when you're around these creepy ass people and the thing that they think aliens are real or was some kind of joke and it's all demonic for lack of a better word. He goes, they knew the reality of different classes of beings and consciousnesses, some with physical body, some with physical body, some without, some moving between the two, especially high Saturnian necromancers. They often facilitate, if not control the process. And those implants from aliens is that's what that is. This is a race of necromancers. There's a lot of stuff out there. Lots of misrepresentative. A lot is portrayed strategically as a means to an end, but they serve spirits and the high spirits can inhabit bodies and have control, whereas the lower ones can be invoked and used as equipment like Solomon. Okay. Yeah, right. There's a lot of stuff, but they never use the terms alien or demon. Okay. They didn't. They don't think of it like that. Yeah. Keep going. What's the next one? Oh, the important ones. You might as well use the term demonic, but more than worrying about semantics, I would worry about how they act. Yeah, of course. The good ones. You don't have to worry about them. You don't have to worry about, but blah, blah, blah. Those who are. Okay. The good ones are the one. Okay. Wait, wait. Let's see. The people who rule the world commune with the bad ones. Obviously. I mean, I don't have to tell you that. Last thing. At the very top, the spirits were playing. This is my Nigerian prince theory, I think is real. They were playing the people and thought the people were disgusting, worthless pieces of shit, only good for what they can be used for. The people aren't master orchestrators at the ones at the top infest themselves. This is what I'm trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell you. The people at the top and the ones at the bottom infest themselves with parasites of sorts and infect them with energetic virus of sorts as part of the initiation process and ultimately become less human and more controlled by a conglomerate of conscious universal energetic principles that overtake them. So I then called him on the phone. So he was like me. Alien equals a physical body that isn't from Earth. So you see how it's a miss. You're already wrong. Just say aliens. What are you talking about? A body? It's a body. Oh, just like. They're both. And there's overlap, just like parasites can use many different species as hosts and coexist. So I was in the right hand path of Jehovah's Witnesses. Apparently, he was in this attorney and necromancer alchemist one, which Charles says. Russell, who is this again, by the way? Like, I don't even know. I don't know. He's a friend. You know, it's. Isn't it possible? This is just like schizo stuff. Like, how do you know this is certainly is. But a very telling thing is to say schizo because that means almost nothing. Okay. What's next? Next. What does schizo mean? Well, I mean, like, it could be. I'm just saying. Schizophrenic. Well, what does that mean? It means that you have. Wait, wait. Don't take the thing. Don't be. Schizophrenia. I already know the answer. I'm seeing if Duncan knows. The point is, schizophrenia is not a. Sir, I have a bachelor's degree. So, you know, it's a collection of symptoms. Well, technically, it's like a neurological disorder. Your brain is like litter. Your neurons. Okay. There's two. But schizo includes a lot of shit. Now, psychotic. I mean, like the literal. The literal thing itself. Like, pull up the schizophrenia. Wait, wait. I asked about the grays. As far as I know, grays. Three types. Biological robots. Future humans once crossed over to silicon life forms. That's what Peter Thiel wants. Legit extraterrestrial from far away. Those are grays. Okay. That he has seen himself. Okay. What's next? This is. They described. Okay. So, I want to know what the religion was. He said, they described the Jehovah's Witnesses as a control group with strongly embedded principles where it matters to ensure purity in their breeding. Program. And for purpose of path working, path working is game design. Get it right. As far as broken perverted knowledge, that standard for all groups, they all serve slightly different purposes, which, you know, so, so I always thought this in Jehovah's Witnesses because I was amazed when I was five, uh, I was ready to die. Do you understand that? What do you mean? Not in battle because we're, they were, Jehovah's Witnesses don't go to war, but if you have to be fed to a lion, cause you're Christian, which might happen. Sure. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Yeah. And I would have been happy as a five-year-old to be killed. I would have been delighted because it meant I, I definitely did the right thing and I didn't fuck up. Right, right. No, I'm five when I'm thinking this. That's crazy. But now you see why spec ops, terrorists, soldiers of all kinds, when you hear them talk about killing the bad guys, that's what every dude, you know, that was in something that goes, well, when the bad guys are coming in, they turn into five-year-olds out of nowhere, don't they? Because we have kindergarten for five-year-olds. Yeah. To get you away from mommy. Yeah. Because the government needs you to kill and 70% of people don't want to pull the trigger. Okay. Let me just stop you there because this is one of the things I really don't like when like people use kid words to talk about fucking. When people say like, let's play. I hate that. I hate that shit. What do you say? What? What do you like to say? Let's fucking work. That's what I say. Yeah. We're going to work tonight. Back to work, bitch. But no, you know what I mean? I say it to my own dick. When you start using like infantilized terms to refer to like, you know what I mean? When you start using like things that aren't, shouldn't be based around. Well, it's very PDF file. Fucking is a good word. Right. Exactly. So you're talking about like another form in the way that like a indoctrinates, uses like the language of children to manipulate them. Yes. Keep going. But there's an important part here. It's so weird. The bad guy thing has always bothered me. Yes. It's the dialectic. Jehovah Witnesses provides the cleanest slate. So to mold and also as a dichotomous contrast, slate to build on, build up. It's a control. Like for experiments, most of the religions in America and keep in mind when America is founded the Protestants, there's 1500 different Protestant groups in America at that time. These are all gain of function experiments. Okay, dude, I'm sure you're aware of this, but when, so they, when they were studying MDMA, trying to see like what kind of damage does it do? The problem with the study is that a lot of the people who had taken MDMA of course have taken all kinds of other drugs. So how could you say this? Cause it was all nonsense and it was to illegalize it and they've been using it for years. But wait, do you know the control group that they found? No. So what is the, what's the, what is it? The group of people that they call it like the devil's ear. Do you know what I'm talking about? They ride around in the little carriages and stuff. What are those called? Um, what? No, not the ear devil. That's a whole different thing. The ear devil. I don't know what the devil's ear is. No, no, no. It's not the devil's ear. It's a, they, you know what I'm talking about there, this puritanical Christian group that doesn't use electricity. They make great furniture. What are they called? The Amish? The Amish. What about them? So the Amish, the kids are allowed to go in. Rumspringa. What? Rumspringa. Right. Rumspringa. They used them for the control group cause they hadn't done other drugs. They used them for the control group for MDMA cause a lot of them went and did ecstasy, but it never had any other drugs. And so they had a pure control group from a religious organization. So you can look up using the Amish to study MDMA. This fits into what you're saying. Right. Yeah. And you can poke on them cause them kids get fucked up when they're in it. By the way, the Amish, do you know the occult side of Amish? They're called Hexenmeisters. That is an awesome fucking name. I think you said before and you're right. It's like a great band name. So you will see sigils on an Amish country and that's from, you see insulated, much like FLDS, insulated kind of cults like that. They're going to get into human trafficking and incest pretty quickly. So this all makes sense cause it's like, will you look up, will you look up hockey? It's very interesting. What? What is that? 109th ACS Hexenmeister. What's ACS? The Utah. Air National Guard. Often referred to as- Wow. What the fuck? Okay. So you understand Mormons are patch significance. Referred to as warlocks. It means witch master. Wow. Wow. So, right. So you know how I just told you the Apollo program is a Lucifer program? Yeah. So, so here's what Mormons are. Let's see if anybody's Mormon here. Wow. Mormons are ultimately a cover for a coven, much like all the other religions here. The people at the top are doing hardcore occultism. They're warlocks. Moroni. They're macaroni as some people call. Yeah. Sure. He's the Prince of America. This is a principality. But the thing that's really important to understand is they've been, they've been altering and manufacturing parasites. Go to my texts. The Mormons have? No, no. The government has and all of them have and going back before the government. The Templars were known as the Templars. for huffing cat assholes to get that what yeah the crypto spiridia that goes in your brain no toxoplasmosis sorry so wait you're saying that they they actually went okay so wait what so think about uh demon exorcism how you'd have to fast beforehand that's how you kill parasites can you i'm sorry one one second go back we need to read this what there's a name for what you're describing based on the search results the paper described is known as the flit flyman flamin response when cats sniff each other that's not nothing to do with it that's that's not at all adding to it it's not we don't even know there was a name for that uh tracy twyman's research i don't think she said it as smelling cats buttholes i don't know that it's going to come up in google to be honest with you this might be nice templar smelling cat okay keep going to the other shit that i texted we're getting sidetracked and i really want people to know the ultimate secret of aliens oh that great lindsey graham picture okay go on wait uh this is a little bit oh don't no go back to that deep space travel yeah but that's the the parasite part and we're missing a part yeah i wouldn't want to leave out the piece of this this is crazy man go back to can you pull up an image okay so when he was talking before okay here we go so i want to know are they parasites like those ones you can get from cats now my friend gray here does not know about this shit that i know about and if you've heard donald marshall talk about the grill lizards that put a thing in your eye you mean like the wrath of khan but it was in your ear exactly like that but there's a story going around and i asked him if that was a thing he said no he goes they're tiny parasites but visible and they cultivate and culture them keep going dude this is this is the very last one this uh parasites are physical but there is a relationship and they help host demons and spirits so here's the deal you know your dna's are an antenna yeah i know that so certain parasites and you have bacteria in you you're lots of it they understand these principles so they've been cultivating certain parasites that they say stimulate evolution in people wow so that's part of the alien that's going to be i promise you well i can't promise but i bet you just on the previews i saw the spielberg movie is going to be all about this can you pull up balder's gate three parasites you've literally described my favorite video game is all about letting parasites into your fucking brain that give you more powers that's that's exactly right and look see look pull up that picture of the brain that's like that's so in balder's gate it's called i played it i played it and i got a lithid powers i did too i got my whole brain was corrupted by the cthulhu face the other thing is that cuttlefish look and you could fuck him did you know that you could fuck him of course i know that what do you think i'm a jerk can you do you don't have to i saw it it's a special show them they might not have seen it i don't spoiler spoiler you fuck the bear in it it's crazy i didn't know you could fuck the bear you can fuck the bear yeah the guy turns into a bear there you go now imagine what those imagine the hentai mind flower pizza hut speaking of parasites one toxoplasmosis cat buttholes are smeared on all of our pepperoni experience it for yourself this is the best i wish it wasn't a lady my guy was a dude banged him the very first reward i gifted myself just jump a little bit when he starts using those tentacles i mean oh yeah hello look we're getting off track no we're not we're on now we're back on she has on that she's like yanking his you mind if i yank your face cocks here we go look at this oh yeah oh oh my oh yeah you got one dick for your titties and one milk milk lemonade around the back cancer is made so i guess balder's gate and pokemon are both messaging from no dude people orders to tell us what's actually happening is every single fucking thing here look here's why i appreciate the bible being drummed in my head as a kid because there's only so many stories you know i'm not a fan of the bible i'm not a fan of the bible i'm not a fan of the bible most of them in the west come out of the bible that's true yeah sure themes yeah yeah if you come from another country you have different themes in your head there's only so many you know when you get a set of legos you could build whatever you want but fundamentally changing the legos would be the equivalent of smashing the atom do you understand like so if you're gonna write stories there's only so many stories you're gonna hit on real shit but don't you wonder man doesn't it hasn't it occurred to you like you know and i i don't know but it's like it's like it's like it's feels like what you're saying is like you were born into this cult it's a it's an control group for warlocks to no no no wait i'm in the part where they're not what my mother's not a fucking warlock my mother be hard my mother probably it's good we're not releasing this because she'll i wouldn't want her to see this because she's into it she's firmly in the control group but one thing it gave me was an inoculation against any kind of uh group thought i didn't do christmas i didn't get a cupcake in class when the kids got a cupcake i don't mean to make you paranoid but is is this it occurred to you that you are 100 still in the call and you're actually part of what they're trying to do to disseminate it has occurred to me but i had to expand my mind as to what the cult entails right and i just told you exactly what it is of course we're all in you know the matrix ain't computers dude it's just a house of cards of lies and you contribute to it by trying to dodge hearing the truth i don't mean you but you see i'm saying i don't want it no really like like the the stuff that you're talking about if it's real it is real okay let me read this to you the parasite stuff though is huge and the government related programs even have their own type they use no paper trail that i know of but there is a paper trail to the doe using fungi neural network stuff similar concept you've heard that psyllium anyway parasite with a mycelial network anyway parasites have a major relationship with moon cycles and even relationship to certain sins and they help host dude it's a major part of the so now the mystery of why pork's no good to certain people so when you hear about principalities and certain demons rule certain areas that's the bacteria parasites and whatever of an area get it like the local gods are the bacteria and parasites of that area but they're not just the parasite the spiritual component is that's what the moon cycle shit is so this guy was was forced into a ritual to contact apollo he accidentally talked to jupiter it was fucked up why why because just like jesus and people don't like jesus are going to try to make him into apollo he's not these assholes they do something called astrogenetics that's a book you could look up by the van edmund van dusen okay try to find a picture of him you won't the van dusen family is one of them families okay and they're generational funeral home directors they're the kind of people that could get you ormus you know the straight of hormuz i keep thinking that yeah the straight of ormus ormus is monatomic gold it's the drink of the ancient sumer monatomic gold juiced pineal gland human lung tissue some gay shit under the moonlight alchemy psychic powers way longer life you ever saw the movie death becomes her they're not talking about adrenochrome they're talking about ormus that's the most sought after of all these secret fucking drugs so the straight of ormus as above so below the moon is the drink of the ancient sumer monatomic gold juice pineal blow it's just sumers around you know all these things are around that can you pull up hormuz ormus or even just okay so this is what's funny is because i'll come back in like a so in the adam and eve story ormus dude i the reason i do this by the way i feel like i need to say this i do these back checks now not because i doubt you but because you're always right but what you're saying someone told me this i didn't get it but no when people are listening they they they it's some the one of the ways you you dodge having to deal with this shit is like that's not real so when you're saying like this place that could be the the the the part of the world where world war three radiates out from is named after kingdom of ormus let's look at that um well look dude it's all made up don't worry about it guys crew relax we're just having fun okay let's see oh portuguese port of grail is what portugal is the port of grail let's pull up ormus real quick by the way port of grail let's pull up ormus you're not going to get you think you're going to find out about real ormus online it says zoroastrian deity there we go monatomic gold or m state minerals is an often liquid mineral supplement derived from seawater proponents claim it enhances spiritual consciousness provides mental clarity and boosts energy through high spirit elements that support cellular regeneration so the strain of our moves where world war three is about to break out and possibly is named after ormus which according to you is actually extracted from something it's like it's like okay can you go back to the deep travel space travel stuff because i want to tell you the ultimate everything wait no that's not it it was it it all supposedly from deep space travel stuff where instead of freezing themselves when they roam they continue to self-develop and they essentially keep transferring their consciousness their new clone bodies that one yeah by the way on sunday i found out the whole - It's a little secret to everything. I don't know if that matters to you guys, but I mean, I'm trying to share it. - What do you mean? whole story the whole story everything you see that it's from deep travel stuff where instead of freeze themselves that when they roam they continue to self-develop and they'd essentially keep transferring their consciousness how with parasites they would develop their consciousness by doing all sorts of stuff but also develop the bodies they put themselves into for different generations they would teach themselves about sex and shit which is supposedly where molestation comes from so that i don't understand what that means so the parasite no i'll tell you what it means that's why they don't like ivermectin the dewormer that's why they don't like it right that's why everyone's against it because it fucks up the the that's why they don't like nicotine because it fucks up the nanomachines which is just a mechanical mineral version of this is why tucker carlson loves them okay what i was taught by both the cult and then shown in visions during initiations some of the initiations take you to essentially a different dimension where you meet spirits and it's like dream time time warp it feels like lifetimes it's horrendous that's all he told me uh essentially they told me showed me archangel michael is lucifer is jesus now in jehovah's witnesses they teach that jesus pre-human existence was the archangel michael okay this is all that that's what joseph's witnesses teach that's who that's who jesus was jesus was an avatar of archangel michael no god's son this angel michael yeah he put him into a human body now but that's speculation there's no way to fucking know that the bottom line is somebody made a moon child just like hitler just like most of your presidents just like fucking charlie kirk whose name means the free man's church and they kosher slaughtered him on a pentagram that is so fucked up what do you mean on a pentagram oh it's paved over now don't worry there was a pentagram there yeah it looked like it looked like a menorah and then you could trace it to make a pentagram because mormons gotta be images of that can we pull that is you want them yeah i want to see that how did you not know this we don't talk enough okay that's true okay listen um uh so saturn zeus jupiter is the father of all the that's that's your fucking demiurge right there okay sure above him is formless stuff universal principles so some of these things are principles and not actual entities some of them have consciousness okay now may 10th 1994 oh fuck that dude no way okay so pull that up that's not real yeah that is real well you someone just traced a pentagram over but i want to see what baseball home plate is a pentagram as well that's a freemason that's where kirk got it does look like a menorah right but understand it doesn't mean the jews are bad i'm telling you this is no one said well what someone's going to so i'm trying to get ahead of it there you go so they didn't pay why did they pave over it look at that there there you there you go right there you've got it there's the right where it says charlie kirk shooting yes so that is a pentagram and the pentagon dude look the bottom line is the guy that's the fake shooter was supposed to be killed by police but he turned himself in and he fucked the whole plan up so that's why we have all where's the pentagram in there i just see the menorah i think you might have to rotate the image i don't know go back and you'll see where it's traced on it's the same yeah there you go i mean you could draw a pentagram on anything but you understand those oh i see it now i see the angles look i see that's a home plate i see it i see it's a home plate yeah okay baseball is free masonic that's what the home plate baseball is masonic it's a satanic what do we have left okay the whole earth is satanic you're you know christian there it is look yeah home plate that's from egypt i've always thought baseball was satanic it's boring they fly jets over your head you secret symbols you got to memorize useless numbers it's mind control it's baseball well i don't know about also trump's bail room yeah well that look that could be but i don't know that i'm not gonna say i know that a lot of times you'll you'll get false so now i say trump's bail room no that can't be real you say charlie kirk was shot on a fucking because of the mormon connection the mormons are fucking deep occultist it's a bail room okay i have nothing bail just means master the master bedroom is the is the bay all bedroom and bail means master do you understand that it's a title it's not a guy's name i didn't know that right so so for example in ancient rome when they were fighting hannibal barca they worship bail hadad and a bail no well maybe but bail hadad was who they sacrificed their kids to uh uh if you see bullshit like stuff with horns that's penis related it's real simple everything's dick and pussy i know that dad i know i don't have to even google that right so rome brought in the cult of the man of the devil because they went to this uh uh what's her name the um who's that oracle delphi yeah yes but um they call them the symbol sybil sibling oracle now i didn't know this until recently that oracle delphi was a world oracle so all the countries went to her you know what this is a perfect this is a perfect thing and i wanted to show you she'd have a couple of mojitos in her i wanted you to show i wanted to show you this because i knew you'd love it and i don't know how we're going to show this but i'm going to show you this because i knew you'd love it and i might have to i don't know i have to pee again go pee and then i will show you an oracle i made that i think you're gonna love so anyway rome won against hannibal why they went to this oracle who said bring the worship of kybel to rome rome was like that seems kind of gay and you got to do it so they did what is kybel worship i showed you that on one of these episodes the fat bitch on the throne with the two lions next to her the mother of heaven yeah the mother of heaven where we got the virgin mary from anyway uh what is her story it's this horrible mother that's incestuous with her son addis and then he gets married and because she has so much control over him he freaks out and chops his own dick off and the wedding party the women's chop their tits off and then they become the other sex and they go and you i want to say eranius the church father says they cut off their genitals and then go about in the streets shrieking as galleys of kybel a priest of this fucking goddess the church father says they cut off their genitals and then go about the devouring mother does that sound familiar to you like a guy going it's ma'am wow everything nothing's new under the sun motherfucker so rome brought in worship of so then here's what happens after they beat hannibal the nobles go hey our sons keep cutting their dicks off we don't like this and then they got rid of it it served its purpose and it got they got rid of it now think of a country often compared to rome called america where we brought in kybel worship and cutting your own dick off and now it's a country where we brought in a country where we brought in a country it's not cool anymore i don't know what battle we were fighting it wasn't cool anymore uh the government cutting your dick off yeah it's not as cool government doesn't determine that is so last year it's like it's like getting uh those earplugs still cool when are lip plates when is it not cool to cut your dick off like you have to admit that is cool by the way if i had to think of the most uncool thing cutting your dick off would not be it i i have never admired anyone that did that or looked up to them you cut their dick you don't admire someone for cutting off their dick no i go why would you do that i'm not talking about getting surgery to be trained listen i admire i'm not talking i'm not doing culture where i admire commitment if a man i think i think committing to a bad thing is not a great cutting your dick off just shows a level of like you know you're living real that's a real life there when you're cutting your dick off you know i had to cut one of my balls off maybe that's why what you did yeah oh i remember that what'd you do with it i they would not give it to me really and i asked that you couldn't you once they they did not give me my cancer some people still have their i asked and he wouldn't wait but what's his name still has it that canadian guy the tom green tom green got his ball i didn't get mine and i do listen the reason you know all these people and um i'm sure they kept your ball because you got some bloodline that they want i'm telling you you think so i know so i know so for a fact there's no way that the people that have just the things that have happened to you and the people that contact you and say things to you you have to understand you know 23 and me and all that shit they've got everybody's dna so they know who's got the blood they went out of business and they sold it by the way this is a perfect time this is a big announcement the contracts are in on camera we're going to sign the mystery boys contracts you guys are going to see it and then you're going to see the show here they are the contracts themselves sign the contract and i'll tell you the secret of aliens we'll finish that up and then we'll see you next time we're good for the day where's your what about kurt what about just sign me right on there on the same on the nice one contract here we go we're actually married now me and duncan it's about time basically this is a kind of marriage this is how ben and jerry did will you can we play the wedding song this is romantic or should we play this should we play anton lave's organ i i hate organ music and it's on the bay i mean i don't know why people play something nice let's play wedding music there's no copyright for your right wedding music it's like the world you know there it is this isn't wedding music but it's beautiful i'm gonna this is the wedding i like it oh boy i'm getting married to this dude okay hand that over so now the covenant has been signed from one bloodline to the next we shall join our bloodlines and now i've been scioned in to the duncan trussell family it's about to happen time because i don't get invited these things you go to you've been in the family since you were born my friend well i say it but where are the results you're looking at okay so finally we've got to the part of parasites uh the big top is anything the government has been fucking with parasites this entire time it helps so basically light itself that's why a ritual during the the eclipse you get different contact things and a guy that was born to a mom born on eclipse is going to be esoterically important for that okay now may 10th 1994 and maybe we should check this one because they told me so they were correcting a problem with the space mission they were doing on the clementine that was called project jehovah no yeah may 10th is the day john wayne gacy was executed and what yes and it's also the same day that jeffrey uh dahmer was baptized as a christian in prison shut the fuck up pull that up that's not real why what do you think i don't doubt you but can you please pull up when oh and another tragedy nelson mandel is the first the mandela effect there you go there you go execution of john wayne gacy you could have killed him on any day great gives me good info i don't know like you could have executed him on any day no but wait wait you gotta let he didn't explain this but i think i know what he was explaining to me so why are they doing this mayan ritual on an eclipse with the guy who's an eclipse baby why and john wayne gacy's being executed jeffrey dahmer's being baptized why why is that significant why positive negative this sounds like another ritual i've heard of to also to commune with apollo that nathan reynolds went through in phoenix arizona where they developed the thing where uh you know flatliners the movie wait hold on i'm sorry i want to hear this but do we have to you got to understand that people people need to see this can you screenshot that put it next to gacy's execution i just want to get to the thing i you'll get to it but let them let people understand nobody finds out shit dude i think my role here is because i like i just know people when they hear what you're saying they're not going to believe it well i don't care i'm just here no i want them to see it's not real listen we're having it's real we're just having fun john wayne gacy keep voting go back john wayne gacy was executed on may 10th 1994 at 12 58 a.m go back in illinois go please go back jeffrey dahmer was baptized on may 10th 1994 what like look i don't but no wait go back this can't be real why may 10th 1999 oh my okay so i'm just okay you verified the thing let's move on so why why do that though that's the important part why would that matter at all why because you got a positive and negative polarity during the eclipse so nathan who was put through a ritual listen to this ritual that i said to uh jesse michaels and an old boy when they were here so he's in phoenix arizona that's where the birthplace of uh flatliners the movie where you could be like yeah bring you back i loved it as a kid that's why it's called phoenix so they did this in phoenix okay that's where that was developed yeah he said he was brought in an all steel room on this table okay they had him hooked up to a machine that was taking his blood and cooling it and putting it back in his body to lower his temperature to like kill him so you're clinically dead right yeah sure he said some being comes in that was real tall that was covered head to toe in blood like it was red from like gallons of blood on it what the fuck and he goes it wasn't i don't have any other details because it wasn't human but it was tall tall thing covered in blood that's humanoid stands at his head another one of the same thing comes in who has no blood on him he is sapphire blue because he's cold because you don't have blood all he told me was these creatures are flesh and bone but not flesh and blood i don't know what that means exactly i kind of think i do but i don't know that one stood at his feet then they chill him down so he can go down to commune with a polo uh but again why the guy covered in blood and the blue thing that's not charged because it wasn't charged up they need the blood to charge up okay think of like robots that work on blood something like that you're okay but you got positive and negative that's a very important part of the ceremony i don't i don't know exactly why what is that the hold on the yaramara what is that are you pulling up there he's they're looking like you guys are great so there's creatures covered in blood like let's identify what this is bloody cryptid humanoid what the fuck is this in phoenix what is that i imagine it's something like that but i don't know well it's good the child eating blood sucker now that that's that's a different thing go back to the blood covered blood covered but i've never heard or seen this anywhere there's a see all i'm listening for is a story i ain't heard before and i've never heard anything like this in my whole life okay keep going okay so you're not going to find out google i like the mothman somebody's got a good sketch about how the mothman's concept is all over the place because he's like talking to the mothman he's like i'm not all over the place but it is yeah it is okay oh tantric actually good great work polar oh good work polarity rituals internal shadow work carl jung is a minor priest of a cult that is based on abraxas okay i'm like freud are you trying to say i look like an austro-hungarian jewish intellectual because i like an austro-hungarian jewish coquette wait so um anyway they you know then you die and they're they're projecting you into wherever apollo is apollo who's also by the way according to nathan is nimrod uh but is also lucifer the light bringer that's who they all apollo capital conrad black works for apollo capital oracle larry ellison's company oracle what does an oracle do nobody knows what his company does but i know what the oracle of delphi did what is um palantir palantir is the crystal ball from fucking lord of the rings it's all about telling the future so when you hear about project looking glass the thing that candace owens brought up that's crazy don't worry about the details worry about the themes what is the theme finding out the future right how do i find out the future i make a deal with a thing and i give it blood and it tells me what i want to know right they've been doing it forever right now astrogenetics that van dusen book i brought up yeah that's about how your genetics is affected by astral symbols you got to keep this in mind the astrology you've heard is all bullshit okay they're not going to let normal people have it okay you could probably dig it up there's a 13th astrological sign which someone will tell you is a dragon but it is but it's apollo whoa that's the one they're working off of that's when reagan's have gene dixon the site come to the house look look oh there you go there you go the serpent bearer that's the serpent messiah there you go the agnostic neil gave me all can we go back to the to the so so during certain times go back to the description of what this is the the ai uh a man wrestling a serpent a man wrestling a serpent those born under this why it's excluded that's a whole reason wait so what what what is november 29th to december 18th now here's the crazy thing that every girl in my life knows about but i never heard of it i've never heard of it i've never heard nasa was going to announce this new sign because they said the stars had changed position and i was like why would nasa be in charge of that and my girlfriend goes well they're not it's just that it would affect i gotta why is the press look look the agency explained that ophicus is a 13th constellation that's always existed but we was intentionally why is nasa talking about by ancient babylonians when they established the 12th time zodiac that's right get ready for the externalization of the hierarchy motherfucker because you know the nazi group that's a cultic fuck dude so so why the confusion earth's axis has shifted over the last 3 000 years altering the sun's alignment with constellations compared to trying to bring apollo in that's going to be your antichrist and by the way the term antichrist in the bible the scripture is there will be antichrists yes among you plural yeah the people calling the antichrist one guy they're mistaking the beast from revelation as the however the that might be what it is because what i didn't understand when i was younger and i would argue with stupid christians that don't even know what's in their fucking bible because i'm from a control group cult that happens to yeah really stick to it yeah um what i didn't get is that revelation is a play to these people it's not a prophecy it's shakespeare it's a summer stock play to be put on over and over again to reset this is what teal was acting like you could revise the play right that's exactly and he believes it because he's from a serpent worshiper cult probably o fights but it's from the templars the templars are where all this bad shit has come from such as world banks not the jews the templars they hooked up with the assassins in iran which is a mystical order from persia you know the aryans aryan means iranian okay sure what does that mean though it means noble so nobles so think of all the nobles right they are aryans that's why hitler was upset hitler is a minor figure dude he's a moon child he's some vessel that's in the files they explain hitler stayed in a poor house run by the rothschilds and the epstein's who have served the rothschilds for many centuries that's all in the files you're gonna watch all these people act like it's no big deal because they need it to be no big deal and it's gonna work it's gonna work right of course okay ari uh well okay arian with an eye is very different arian with an eye means you don't think jesus was god you think he was god's son he was a created subordinate there you go arian with a y say sanskrit why do rich people love indian shit so much free or free noble okay now this is okay see that noble honorable or free it means royalty who's truly free the royals not you motherfucker right the oligarchs they have all the same laws all of trump's bullshit because trump's bloodline goes back to the scottish right but it ain't it ain't like the others that's why they don't like him he's not a working man the way like other people are but he is in the scheme of these people he's not rebelling against the system the golden age which is in those texts they're all competing to bring about the golden age all of them so the techno satanist fuckers they want to do it through mass initiation through pokemon shit like that yeah the old-fashioned organic zio fucking fuckers they want hands-on motivation the old ways of the old religion there's your two factions there ain't no white hats and black hats there's your factions all of them are the serpent race it's called that's what freemasonry so so uh the sons of cain brings us back to the vatican the nagas in hinduism right so i couldn't understand the connection for a long time but that's because theosophy you've heard of yeah sure that was the british uh nobles the arians of england who by the way had come out of austria at this point um they're introducing eastern philosophy to us here's what we need for a one world star trek we got to get rid of all the religions like judaism christianity yeah and muslim those are just like my religion they serve their purpose we need something else now done now here's why if you like jesus what i think about jesus the whole point of jesus is these assholes have been doing this for years the story of jesus is herod reads the stars and he knows somebody's coming yeah they're all doing this casper hauser the statue of the netherlands he's probably harry potter kid was kept under a crawl space till he's 17 because someone read a chart and knew he might be a problem for them right and he came out and said i'm a nobleman my name's casper hauser and there's a statue of casper it's with a k casper casper it's not howitzer hauser wait he was one of the owls h-a-u-z h-a-u-z-e-r there you go hauser oh with an s casper hauser i'm guessing that that guy is um who harry potter's grown up in the total isolation of a darkened cell his claims and his subsequent death from a stab wound spark much a member of the grand ducal house of baden hidden away because of dynastic intrigue oh they're really wow that's a quite a way to say that someone read the astrology with the 13 signs that just now nasa was saying and they go just like a child shall be born in bethlehem wait it's saying it you're wrong because a scientific study ruled out hauser's descent oh was it was it a scientific study was it of course oh well i guess you know what i stand corrected no one yeah no they wouldn't have made a statue to him if he was just some guy there's a statue to him you understand that so that just how the first trump assassination just so you know is from the books of exodus to signal that you want to be a servant of the nation of israel you put ram's blood on your right here and your wrist and your ankle remember trump lost a shoe yeah yeah that's a ceremony to signal serve you serve israel it's chabad is who's behind that charlie kirk who died on that fucking pentagram that the mormys are in on yeah because they're hardcore zionists he was an unblemished lamb he had to go in the neck because that's how the nefesh in a kosher slaughter of a of livestock or goy they were going to kill him when he was president look at this wait real quick what the fuck is that is that casper hauser why is that why is that thirteen thousand dollars a figure shrouded in enigma and intrigue because why is he getting banged what is this shit dude do i have to tell you that's harry potter this one's over mystery boys it's over i'm going home to burn my kids pokemon cards quite a thing to sit on what the fuck okay so i just want to say the final thing so we just i promise the ultimate secret of the whole thing and we're going to get it let me just say it uh it's in the it's in the text and uh and we can uh read it together and then uh we can wrap it up together um well let's see uh social circus control it's all supposedly from deep space travel stuff uh the spirits are playing people too they thought people were disgusting when he communed with uh jupiter slash bay al slash whatever in and instead of apollo like they wanted to get because apollo gives them messages of who to kill and who to position in places that's why they're doing that that's why okay that's why that reverend sonja moon was making a spirit radio you know spirit radios and shit well i know what tesla is like you mean the tesla might have been working with nazis by the way okay um the people aren't master orchestrators and the very top ones infest themselves with parasites of sorts and infect themselves with energetic virus of sort you get high from it he told me that the rituals he went through he goes dude these things they put in you you gotta understand what it feels like there is nothing there is no drug that compares to some fucking uh uh magical parasite that they put in your fucking body to stimulate the parts of your brain and these things can work your brain like a keyboard right that's why that's why chris bledsoe who we talked about with those two guys yeah he's from king henry the s bloodline bledsoe said so great podcast and when bledsoe by the way under hypnosis the he was screaming bloody murder he had a very traumatic experience and swore to push the lady hathor's teachings hathor is the same one crowley was into by the way i didn't know that yeah he has an altar to hathor a lot of these ufo people have been commanded to make altars to hathor whoever the fuck's talking to him who knows who you're talking to how would you know if i can look in your head and poke your brain and make you feel love you know who the fuck you're talking to let me just say this defense of all of them if you could call monkeys and tell them that you are god wouldn't you do that like if there was a way i could telepathically people do michael jackson did that to a monkey didn't he didn't michael jackson do it can you blame higher intelligence things for like telling us to like i would do that higher intelligence things if you want to believe the jesus story that you don't have to believe but your wife believes it i believe it okay when they were making these moon children to bring down bay all and have a human avatar or whatever they fucked up and they brought something down they didn't expect which is probably gods like the sting and then they killed him so uh what's your buddy's name mitch mitch uh he'll tell you and a lot of people that are scholars will tell you that jesus has failed messiah because he got killed but they don't understand well i bet he does understand the reason they don't like jesus imagine a bill collector harassing you and you have a legal loophole yeah to tell him to fuck off yeah that's what it is right they breached they're all about legalisms and corporatism satanism is corporatism satanism is corporatism a hundred percent sure okay so that's why when they're going there that's what it is when they act like rebels and shit they're not rebels satan runs the world the adversary i don't know his name but the the satan is the adversary of you motherfucker well maybe your bloodline maybe not but they fucking uh jesus is a loophole in there so imagine the adam and eve story i don't know what it is the real story eve eat some fruit she shouldn't now it wasn't an apple in the thing they didn't have apples then but probably a persimmon i don't know what the fuck who knows but let's say it's an apple let's just keep it in the in the imagery the pokemon imagery we've all been programmed with she eats an apple what's the worm in the apple probably a parasite she gets initiated she's initiated right out of the fucking garden the parasite is the thing that makes her mortal they weren't going to die before but you'll have knowledge of you'll evolve they always talk about evolution these fucking say they're all about i mean i think technically no technically the apple gives you knowledge of good and evil the tree of life makes you immortal they were going to die but they they didn't want they weren't allowed to eat from the tree of life because they from the tree knowledge so it's a parasite so think of bioengineering and biohacking and why blood drinking would be prohibited and what you could catch from a blood drinking blood i've already been told that the people that do like martial martial vampirism when you you're you're let's say we're in battle together it may happen soon yeah and you've fallen that on i drink your blood as you die why am i doing that because it forms a uh quantum entanglement and i can actually peer into the afterlife because of uh taking in your blood at the time of your death there's people who work in hospitals that'll do that to patients that are dying because they get visions out of it looking glass i want to know the future i want extra info that people don't have how do i get it from these non-human entities i just got to give them shit they want i just got to do some gross shit know whatever do and that's the secret of success the the whole goal of star wars the reagan program that's why these scientists are missing they were all part of star wars uh play that like that clip i gave you will you of uh paul benacci what the fuck is this lady that lady okay we don't know hello hello okay you're 63 i mean look i've done maybe it worse oh there's the patch the ritual my friend was in was to make up for the clementine thing fucking up it's called project jehovah to reconstitute bail into a human avatar but why because they were going to create the luciferian world order and they were going to have a spirit so bloodlines your body's a vessel that could hold these things yeah that's why people that dissociate are so important because i need you out of your fucking body right i need you to meditate like an indian dipshit while i take your body and do what i want get it get the scamp get the fucking scamp so they were going to put us and that's what the alice bailey book and horowitz will know about alice bailey i'm sure he will my treya you ever hear that yeah yeah that's another the one guy they were calling my treya he stopped doing it he got mad i can't remember not yogananda i forget the guy's name i mean technically matreya represents like the second coming of course it's another view of the christ consciousness a thing that means nothing wait i sent you the video it's paul benacci explaining what star wars was it was the last thing i want you to remember because this is a little caperon what was right because reagan was into astrology was he not yeah 100 they're all into it reagan was another puppet um here you go tanner now paul benacci from the franklin scandal i have never seen this until just now i can't wait to see this i don't want to see it but so watch i wanted to because the real recipe we had a real shit happens underground we're they were planning and you can still hear glenn beck when he talks to ai george washington pushing the luciferian system glenn beck's uh an occultist i promise you i promise you that's horrible to think because why a lot of people because i want a cultist to be cool well mature which is cool come on you lose your wallet it falls you need it on a chain right now okay that's exactly right you need your wallet you need to like it's i i would i'm gonna get a chain wallet okay let's play paul now paul benacci who's who was forced to make snuff films that hunter s thompson directed which i first thought no it's not hunter s thompson and then you know i thought for three seconds and realized of course it is now play this part in fact their program was was made by a group of star wars was in fact a program in which we were taken aboard so-called alien spacecraft hold on why who is this again who is this guy why do we have to believe who is he just listen to the story and don't get hung up i thought you got all this buddhist training to like listen okay i can listen but i mean you were taken aboard so-called alien spacecrafts which were in tunnels in colorado which were not real spaceships nor were they real aliens we were simply induced with drugs so that we would not render reality to anything that we would see and later on if we ever related this information that would come out and appear as if we were crazy okay why does he talk like that question why does he talk like that he's drugged up lobotomy because the people in mk monarch were electrically shocked over and over again to make them forget things but it doesn't actually work but who is who who is he i'm not doubting you albinacci the franklin scandal remember george at the beginning of the podcast we saw george poppy bush yes well that guy's a fucking demon and a half and that motherfucker who only liked children by the way if you know what i mean uh he was part of this organization he's part of the anglophile network you know britain when britain got his back in world war one under as a colony yeah so the callboy scandal the washington callboy scandal okay i got you i remember the dodd frank act that was so big yes dumb shit liberals and by the way barney franklin later helped reverse the dodd frank act himself so barney frank was dating okay i know what this is now so wait i'm sorry you gotta you gotta slow down for you gotta slow down for me here so i could catch up paul but he was a victim of this prostitution ring but why didn't foster care it seemed like he was in jail or something he seemed like an inmate or something and then i love this grand jury has concluded it was a careful carefully crafted hoax so what themes keep popping up in history of america uh mass child rape right you're a liar right it's a hoax your leaders are good people that wouldn't do that do you notice how everything sucks and it's not getting better do you think it's because the leaders aren't doing this or do you think they have control over you with stupid shit 24 7 because i think it's the latter thing i think all the stupid fucking shit every idiot you know talks about baseball wrestling yeah there's your and it works beautifully and your dumb kids are going to go die in iran for dark occultists and wait do you see it you're sam harris mother wrote created the golden girls sam harris who goes actually it's a good idea and there's also no such thing as free will because the goal has always been to enslave you they say law and order but you can't have law without order that's a quote from ronald reagan to a sex slave guys uh mystery boys is brought to you by blue chew blue chew dot com the power of baal and the palm of your dick this has been my favorite episode yeah well we just exposed what aliens are the luciferian hierarchy or apollo excuse me that's why we have the olympics christians were mad at the olympics remember because you why you have a thing that looked like a demonic yeah it looks even why is a christian going to the olympics fucked hard not not you but like it's a eugenics festival fucked hard no not you this shit was any christians out there offended by this why don't you pull your head out of your ass because it's a eugenics festival to pagan gods that you supposedly don't worship so what are you upset about oh disney's woke disney was founded by artur beak aka walt disney an incestuous name was artur beak yes can you pull up artur b do you think that's gonna be on here i don't know it's not why is he artur beak what does that mean why is that his name because let's see artur bickle oh it's a false claim never mind it's a false claim uh ai told me it was fake so so you listen yo if you know anybody that you say something they ask chachi bt do you feel bad for them a little bit because i do well that's just what kim congan does that wait let me ask rock why would you ask the fucking homunculus i'm asking you artur beak because the name sounds cool i want it to be real so on your wick who is the fraternal twin sister of shyla booth and i believe her uh she explains it she explains the whole cult here there she is right there wow they're not gonna again you understand remember covid where they suppressed information i remember why is everybody going look don't google it i'm telling you shit you ain't gonna get from google you can't blame people for saying google it with some of the things i absolutely can why we want to we want to go deeper but that's not to refute you it's like is it real is it deep this conspiracy is like a duck's vagina there's a lot of fake paths and fake channels and you got to take your corkscrew duck penis have you ever tried to go down on a duck it's a nightmare i'm not chinese okay no i haven't i believe in christ and i he didn't say this but i took this away from him don't go down on ducks and now it's not i can't quote it chapter and verse don't google christ saying it it's not going to be there anyway there's your mystery your government's been making uh genetically engineering parasites uh so you can pick up this corner entities that your leaders have been making and they're not going to be there to serve uh space uh star wars was actually underground it wasn't a satellite thing it was to create the hierarchy some people call it the black awakening if they're extremely bible beatery but that's what the black awakening is all of a sudden you're going to see sudden murders and shootings out of nowhere sound familiar they've been doing it the whole time trauma-based mind control 9-11 everything changed after 9-11 yeah it sure did didn't it yeah i didn't know there was a third building until this year no i didn't either okay why i didn't know they knew the guys flew the plane because they found their passport in the rubble if you told me that then i wouldn't believe i i have to go home to my kids and if i now it's going to seem like people are going to say look duncan is cutting off metzger as he gets to the real truth we will guys and i appreciate it keep it up no no i thought i was cut off kids i gotta go home my wife's gonna fucking kill me i felt like don't send him to space white claws yeah i'm gonna come home stinking a white claws i'll be like you don't understand metzger was revealing the truth behind all things babe look i'm as surprised as you are i didn't think i'd be doing it today i'm glad we did all right well and we signed which means another mystery boy's mystery we'll see you next week with more mojito recipes thank you guys for tuning in oh and i signed the thing so this people may see it we got a lot on tape all right bye you guys mystery boys are so curious for you betty kuraki they bring spooky ghosts for me sex fighter oh frankenstein i'll tackle you endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man play leveled up arcade games shop exclusive merch and enjoy themed food and drinks beat the heat play eat and shop on repeat at netflix house at galleria dallas bring your crew and save get your tickets today at netflix.com slash house